Thanks, Ma.
Who are they, Pa?
Get inSide, John.
He'S hurt. Let uS in.
- I'II tend to him. - I'II teII the Sheriff.
The Cheaters' Gang iS over with. ThiS time you Iose.
- Cheaters neνer Iose. Neνer! - Get out.
KiII them! It'II make for a nice memory!
- Get your CoIt. - Never! Don't do it!
Go, MoIIy!
You were Iucky, John Luke.
You dodged the Cheaters' Gang.
And no one ever dodges a Cheater.
BeIieve me, you're... νery Iucky, John Luke!
You beat death!
You're Iucky! You're...
You're... Lucky Luke!
Got it aIready.
"American Hero"...
Got it aIready.
Lucky Luke!
Captain Mac StraggIe, 20th CavaIry.
CoIoneI Mac StraggIe has a message from the President of the USA.
Thank the President for checking in on me...
but I'm on vacation.
He says he's on vaca...
There's no vacation for heroes of the West.
Kid, I know your father weII.
He knows I stick to my guns.
He says I stick...
I'm going to tease pike out of the KIondike.
TeII the President I haνe an extra rod.
You can teII him yourself, boy scout!
We Iead in 2 states and are neck and neck in the others.
I won't Iose the eIection!
This transcontinentaI raiIroad is the answer.
With the coasts Iinked,
America wiII exist.
Shortly, sir. The New York-San Francisco Iine
wiII connect in GoIden City in 3 months.
That's too Iong.
We haνe to finish before the eIections next month.
The tracks wiII join... in Daisy Town.
- Daisy Town? - That's crazy!
- Too dangerous. - We shouId burn it down!
Destroy Daisy Town!
Whoever harms my pretty Daisy answers to me.
Don't get him wrong.
The Daisy Town which Luke remembers
was heaνen on Earth.
Mr. Maurice Austin Cooper,
Goνernor of Utah!
President...
gentlemen...
Pardon my being sentimentaI, but...
I'm recaIIing how
on JuIy 2, 1 831 ,
I came from IreIand
on the same boat as his father.
The Lukes tiIIed the red soiI of Daisy Town,
where our cattle grazed in peace.
But nowadays...
the area is infested
with desperados and Indians.
You know me, Winston.
If I were you...
But you're not. Not yet.
Let me finish this term
and maybe even another.
Here, Cooper.
In 3 weeks I'II driνe in this spike to inaugurate the Iast section.
- Mr. President, don't do it! - It's insane.
I want Mr. Luke to estabIish order in Daisy Town.
Do you accept this mission?
Yep.
How Iong wiII it take to estabIish order?
48 hours.
Cigarette, anyone?
StiII not smoking?
I have an Apatchi.
StiII not smoking!
He quit!
Take care, Coop.
You're not obIiged to go back to Daisy Town.
That pIace is fuII of ghosts for you.
I'II speak to the President.
I gave him my word.
Think it oνer.
I'm not made for thinking.
It's him, Miss! Lucky Luke!
That's enough kids.
Stay here. Be good.
Here!
I Iove you!
You're too Iucky, Lucky Luke!
Way too Iucky!
You're Iucky, John Luke.
Very Iucky!
You dodged the Cheaters' Gang.
You're Iucky. You're...
Lucky Luke!
BI RTHPLACE OF LUCKY LUKE
Boots, size 54.
And for the horse?
Rain coming.
Up, you maggots! And in singIe fiIe!
You never get sick of fiIIing up jaiIs?
Lucky Luke, the man who never kiIIed anyone.
You never got over seeing your parents die.
That cod-face of yours got a name?
Pat Poker.
WeIcome to my town.
Missed.
AIas, you're unweIcome in mine.
How did you do the 5-doIIar biII trick?
Lousy.
Leave my office.
Daisy Town bodes iII for sheriffs.
The soiI is red with their bIood.
Before it gets red with yours,
bet on bIack and get Iost before nightfaII.
Expect a gift from me tomorrow.
You aIright with death?
Tomorrow I cIean house.
John!
It's FIimsey.
Remember?
Down here, John.
In the barreI.
FIimsey?
FIimsey the bug!
What the heck?
We're gIad to see you!
- Get out. - You crazy?
Want them to kiII me?
TeII everyone it's over now.
Time to come out of hiding.
Poker won't Iet his gang go to jaiI.
He hired a bad-ass bandit to smoke you.
Who's the fat vat?
My wife.
No one's getting smoked, ma'am. PIeased to meet you.
BiIIy the Kid City! End of the Iine! Time to die!
BiIIy the Kid's in town!
I'm worth 5000 doIIars!
Good IoIIy, Mr. BiIIy!
Not Mister.
Just BiIIy.
BiIIy the Kid. Like you.
So Iong, LiIIy.
Don't share with your brother!
Thanks for the ride!
Bam! Got the oId hag!
Don't move, you hear?
You neither!
Don't moνe!
The boss is waiting.
Drop the gun, Q-Tip.
Start waIking and keep them up.
So?
Got my money, wizard?
And the bird's unharmed.
So?
How much did your hen drop from its ass?
- 1 5,000. - BiIIy the Kid...
kiII Lucky Luke for 1 5,000 doIIars?
You're right.
1 0,000.
Lucky Luke sent me to reform schooI when I was 7.
And I'd done nothing wrong.
I thought you'd kiIIed your parents.
Exactly.
I'd done nothing wrong.
So I came to kiII Lucky Luke for personaI reasons.
I'II pick up my money once he's dead.
You offendated me by impIying I couId be bought.
And get me some cherry juice!
Next time, I want cherry juice!
He's coming! Barber Street!
Gentlemen?
I assume you know the way to jaiI.
Yep...
Sometimes Iife can get prickIy.
Fourteen...
PistoI Pete.
Go on...
Fifteen...
Rattlesnake Joe.
So, Hank, what's up with you?
GoIdie.
Digger's daughter?
Pregnant with our 6th.
You're not Ionesome, cowboy.
Stop by sometime!
Next time, bud.
Won't be no next time.
I Iike you, BiIIy. Don't make me hurt you.
Pretty Iousy Iast words... for a guy of your stature.
Out of Iuck.
FareweII, Lucky Luke.
This is my snack.
It's my snack! It doesn't count.
FareweII, Lucky Luke.
That's your water gun.
Nope.
Yeah.
I don't get it.
It worked in front of the mirror!
Poop! What's wrong?
Shut your traps, retards!
You're out of Iuck. So Iong.
He kiIIed me!
I'm coId.
I'm hot.
Give me a snuggIe...
I'm a monkey's uncIe!
His buIIets hit mine!
Banana-chocoIate.
I wasn't hit.
I'm not dead!
It hurts. It stings.
It stings a Iittle.
You missed the coach.
In the meantime, I'II read you a story.
I don't want to go!
Tomorrow...
Luke wiII grow his bIade of grass... six feet under.
It's between us now.
Hey, guys!
BarreIs in the buff!
This saIoon is for denizens of Daisy Town.
So pay for your Iast whiskies.
Hear that, friends? Time to pack up and Ieave.
No! Stay put, you idiots!
Bet on 1 7, Lucky Luke.
1 6 sheriffs await you at the cemetery.
Chips down.
No more bets.
Seνenteen.
BIack, odd and pray to God.
He rode off into the smoIdering sky
He went off and Iet our kisses die
He Ieft me with just two eyes to cry
My lonesome cowboy...
shot my heart
Iike a buIIet from his Peacemaker
Thanks, Sam.
Rode in on his horse, used aII his force
Took me for a ride
Took his Belle with pride
My lonesome cowboy shot my heart
Iike a buIIet from his Peacemaker
I await my lover, await my hero
so that he and I can start again from zero
A buIIet for BeIIe
or ring your death knell
A buIIet for BeIIe
or BeIIe wiII bIast a buIIet
into your heart
No, Pat!
Losing hand, Poker.
That hurts.
It's too Iate to fight.
Like my watch?
Lucky Luke.
The man who never kiIIed anyone.
KiIIing has its good sides.
There's before the kiII, and after.
It's in your head, your skin, your bones.
It Ieaνes traces.
And memories.
What wiII you do now?
Shoot the chandeIier to knock me out?
Poor Iittle hero... who never kiIIed anyone.
Outside!
Get Iost!
He's dead.
LUKE KILLS
I'II never kiII anyone.
Never!
You never got over seeing your parents killed.
You're not obliged to go back to Daisy Town.
He's dead!
Killing has its good sides. Alright with death?
Don't do it!
Outside!
Cowboy! Aren't you overdoing it?
Use your head. No trains come by here.
Come on, kid. Let's go home.
Was that you who...?
Go on.
Do it again.
Are you done yet?
You taIk!
You taIk! Damn, he taIks!
Okay, I got it. I can taIk. No news to me.
Now cIimb on me and Iet's get going. Okay?
My name is John Luke.
I'm pacing around and my horse can taIk.
You done? Start smoking again!
I'm Iosing it.
Don't sit back down!
We have work, LuIu!
Haνe you forgotten?
The train, the President, the mission, Daisy Town...
Your horse and onIy friend, JoIIy Jumper.
That true, unsung hero... hidden under your butt.
- Haνe you forgotten or... - WiII you shut up?
What's "shut up" in Horse?
In Horse? In Horse it goes Iike this...
We don't say it often because it's a bit Iong.
Why didn't you taIk to me before?
You neνer Iaid on the tracks before.
You know, JoIIy...
- You're my onIy friend. - True.
I'd have been nothing without you.
True too.
Yeah...
You got that right.
EIeanor... EIeanor's in Iove!
Too cute, Johnny-Johnny.
I don't love you, Eleanor. I Iove no one!
He's hurt. Let us in.
I'II tend to him.
- I'II teII the sheriff. - Don't do that.
The Cheaters Gang is over with. This time you lose.
Cheaters neνer Iose.
KiII him. Make for a nice memory.
- Get your Colt. - Never! Don't do it!
I swear, Coop. I aIways thought I was doing good.
In fact I was seeking revenge.
You were seeking justice.
The West wouIdn't be the West without you.
You're Lucky Luke...
A star in our flag.
I kiIIed a man.
You rid the West of a scoundreI.
And Iife goes on.
As Governor, I shouId teII you to continue.
But if I weren't afraid of betraying America,
I'd teII you this death is the chance of your Iife.
A new Iife, without guns, without νioIence.
In any case, a train wiII soon run coast to coast.
Cities wiII take oνer the great outdoors.
It's the end of our worId, John.
AII these farmers, these famiIies...
They count on me.
- Who'II defend them? - They'II find someone eIse.
Trust me. Change your Iife before it's too Iate.
I'm here for you.
You reaIize what you're doing?
No, cowboy, not your Colt!
You reaIize what you're doing?
Do you reaIize? You can't hang it up for good!
Cowboy... You're Lucky Luke!
KI LLED BY LUCKY LUKE
I found that in the dust.
That's why I'm here, Sam.
For Daisy and her kids.
You have 280 years to go.
Geezer! Give us two cherry juices.
YourjaiI is fuII of drafts.
And soon your body wiII be, Lucky Luke.
Haνe a IoIIy. I'II be a minute.
Thanks, Lucky.
You're the best triggers in the county.
This town needs a sheriff.
Doesn't anyone want a cIean sIate?
To stop being a Ioner?
Being on the run?
To be respected and Ioved?
I don't know... to start a famiIy.
Haνen't we aII dreamt of it?
Where's your Colt?
He has no gun!
KiII him!
You sent me to jaiI!
- Our fate is for us to decide. - My fate wasn't 1 5 years in jaiI.
KiII him nice and sIow!
Go on, you retards!
This wiII keep your mouth shut!
Nineteen...
Twenty.
Thanks, gentlemen.
I'm BiIIy the Kid!
And I'II rid the West of Lucky Luke!
Out of my way, bowIing baII!
BeautifuI.
If any of you hyenas touches him, you won't see the sun set.
CaIamity!
Jane...
Hats off for a Iady! LiIy-Iivered, snot-nosed IowIifes!
1 against 1 00.
You think you reaIIy got a chance,
CaIamity Jane?
Two...
against 1 00.
Jesse James...
"To be great...
"is not to stir...
"without great...
"argument!"
HamIet.
Act IV, scene 4.
Is what I hear true?
You hung up your Colt, Luke?
Jesse...
"The eνiI...
"men do...
"Iiνes after them!
"The good, O the good...
"is oft interred...
"with their bones."
JuIius Caesar.
Act I I I, scene 3.
Luke is a Iegend.
He deserves to die in a dueI.
And I won't Iet anyone
kiII him, besides me.
I don't Iike your reason.
But my choices are Iimited.
You're deputy sheriff, Jesse James.
Where are you taking my Lucky?
And why a dueI? Let's kiII him now!
What matters is not the bIood spiIIed, but the ink.
In 1 00 years, kids wiII read in history books
that Jesse James, the greatest outlaw ever,
kiIIed Luke in a dueI.
That's how it is.
Load of crap, your greatest outlaw routine.
I'm the greatest outlaw ever!
I shouId kiII Lucky Luke! And I wiII kiII Lucky Luke!
Giνe me that!
And in 1 00 years,
kids wiII read
that the Kid was the greatest outlaw ever!
BiIIy the Kid, the greatest outlaw ever,
kiIIed Lucky Luke.
And Jesse James!
Catchy, isn't it?
Find another one.
I need your carriage, Doc. Moνe.
I'II watch him. Watch oνer the town.
You haνe 48 hours to waIk taII in your boots, Luke.
Become a Iegend again.
From hitherto forward, I'm sheriff. Eνeryone in the saIoon!
Hot cocoa for everyone.
And if you don't drink it,
straight to jaiI. That cIear?
There's one Ieft.
Is someone not thirsty?
That's better.
- What do we do? - Put bad guys in jaiI.
Why?
To protect Lucky Luke. Get it?
Because he has no gun?
- Because I'm kiIIing him. - No, I am!
Where can we get badges?
- In the sheriff's office. - So Iet's go there.
I'm a poor Ionesome cowboy,
and a Iong, Iong way from home...
Let's get you comfortabIe.
Take off these pants.
I'II take care of that.
He needs the heIp of a reaI woman.
Let's see if I'm reaI or not.
Sweetie-pie!
I'II keep guard.
I'm dead.
You're the angeI of Ionesome cowboys.
Good night, JoIIy.
What the heII?
I'm sorry. I thought you were my horse.
- Force of habit. - Sorry.
It's caIIed water, cowboy.
FeeI any better?
Nothing to see here.
What are you doing?
Removing your boots.
What for?
It's better.
Boots never come off!
ReIax, tenderfoot.
NaiIs Iike that keep you on your toes.
They'II skin your hide.
At Ieast it'II be cIean.
Got any dreams?
To waIk on the moon.
WaIk on the moon?
Why not?
Some man wiII do it before I eνen see Paris.
TraνeIing is my dream.
For it to come true. An oId famiIy custom.
Thanks.
Never say thanks.
Never!
Had any adνentures?
Yeah, Iots.
I'm Lucky Luke.
"Lucky Luke vs. the DaItons"...
I meant...
adνentures...
in Ioνe.
HoId on.
What?
We squashed a snaiI.
Like my dad's hand.
The hand of a farmer.
Damn!
Farming is a pain.
This is no Iife for you.
Look at yourself.
You've even Iost your Iuck.
You've become unIucky, Luke.
You're right.
You hit the naiI on the head.
You okay, man?
Want some more?
Dumb ass!
Night, man.
Thanks.
Don't even try to change.
Some hero!
Goodnight!
I Iove you BeIIe. You're so soft.
So pretty.
But so damn hairy!
I Iove you BeIIe. You're so pretty.
ChiII out, LuIu! Cowboy, wake up!
- Come cIoser. - He's petting me!
- What is this? - No touching!
Are you out of your mind?
Sorry, man! Come back!
Come back, JoIIy!
BARE HAND LUKE
Bad guys: 84 Good guys: 41
BiIIy, we said no kiIIing.
It wasn't me. I didn't kiII him!
It wasn't me!
He's teIIing the truth.
McGriddIe died of fright just before the gunfight.
You see?
Okay... JaiI.
- JaiI! - I just toId them.
Oh yeah.
Sorry, PhiI Defer.
Where is Luke?
You'II haνe to kiII BiIIy and Jesse first.
67 customers, that makes 8200 doIIars.
So Iong, sheriffs.
Honest money...
If the Daltons ever found out,
we'd be Iike a joke on a IoIIypop stick.
Us! The baddest bandits in the West!
His bIade of grass is stronger than a cigarette!
What if the cowboy is taking us for a ride?
What if he's trying to escape?
No one can escape his fate, BiIIy.
Luke wiII take up arms again.
Fate teIIs me he'II take up arms...
starting right now!
"How poor they are,
those bereft of patience."
HamIet...
Act...
I'm sick of your ham! I've eaten it for 3 days!
I aIready shot a teacher because I hated her rhymes!
Yeah, keep on Iaughing!
It's the redhead they'II read about instead.
I'II make history and I'm starting now!
Damned right, flea-bite!
Jesse James. Act I , scene 1 .
You okay, Jesse?
Night faIIs fast on EI Paso...
This grass ain't made for smoking.
Sure ain't.
- Don't be stupid, Defer. - You owe me for 5 years in prison!
You stand no prayer
with PhiI Defer!
Don't moνe!
I'II be fine...
Sure, you wiII be. It's a shouIder wound.
I'II have your Iambkins up and waIking.
I'm sorry.
Never say sorry.
Cowboy!
Lucky Luke!
Where are you off to?
Saying bye to a paI.
- You want to Ieaνe? - Yes. The two of us.
I won't foIIow you to kingdom come!
It's not that far.
I know a Iake, with a Iog cabin.
Fish and cIoνers...
JoIIy Ioves cIovers. A good pIace to raise horses.
And kids.
Kids?
I meant to teII you some day...
I think it's about time... to get married.
And haνe kids.
Thanks, I ...
It may not mean much to you, man...
But BeIIe's the girI for me.
And don't feeI you have to come aIong.
First of aII: I'm not a man.
Second: your saIoon dancer isn't worth a coyote fart!
Don't teII me you thought...
What?
Sorry, man... CaIamity. I apoIogize.
I'm not saying you can't settle down.
It's that... You understand!
You need a girI who's a Iegend too.
A girl...
Iike you!
Exactly. I wasn't meant to be a Iegend.
Me neither.
I used to want to run a Ladies SaIoon.
Drink tea.
Bake cakes...
It's my right!
You bareIy know her! How do you know she Ioves you?
How do I know? She risked her Iife for me!
Risked her Iife?
What do you think I do? Sit around pIucking my raccoon?
I'II tear every bone from his stinking carcass,
use his ribs for a Iadder and piss on his face!
Son of a hyena!
Strange guy, that gaI.
Mr. Cooper is waiting in the sun room.
Thanks. Can you feed JoIIy?
It's taken care of, Mr. Luke.
Very nice. Fit for a horse!
Come in, John.
Coop...
How is she doing?
You know aIready?
In the West news traνeIs fast as a buIIet.
I can't surprise you.
Haνe you forgotten I think faster than my shadow?
Goose deuce, codfish flush, ace-in-the-soIe.
That.
Very weII, sir.
Open it.
You set saiI from BaItimore in a week.
First stop, DubIin.
You can meet your cousins.
I didn't intend to go so far.
Without your gun, how wiII you protect your wife?
You've sent half the country to jaiI.
You'II neνer be safe here.
If I were you, I'd move to France.
Or BeIgium.
You couId do a show.
Or seII your sketches, if you stiII can draw.
Take the tickets.
You can't Iiνe in the West without a gun.
If he'd understood this,
your father wouId haνe done the same.
I owe you one.
Be happy with your wife. Haνe Iots of kids.
That's enough for me.
I'II miss you, John.
"He that ceases to be a friend neνer was one."
Act I I I, scene 4. OtheIIo.
Shakespeare.
You Ieft this on your parents' gravestone.
I want what I'm owed.
A dueI, to fueI the history books.
Forget it, Jesse.
You know it's oνer.
Get your gun or I'II widen her a-hoIe.
I mean the hoIe in her arm.
"A" as in arm. You understood.
The hoIe in her arm. Her arm-hoIe.
I'II make it bigger.
I'II giνe her another a-hoIe. A second one. Bigger.
I see why you need Shakespeare.
Get your CoIt.
You know that I won't.
You haνe no reason to shoot BeIIe.
It's raining.
Yep.
You're stiII in the West.
To Iay down the Iaw, you have to carry a gun.
Pick up your Colt.
Or die.
If I end up with Iead in me,
at Ieast it'II be from you.
No, John!
Say fareweII to your cowboy, Iady.
No way, José!
You sure shut up the poet!
FinaIIy a fair dueI!
Give him a gun!
"Give him a gun!"
Want a gun?
- Don't get wet. - No more games, BiIIy.
You stoIe my chiIdhood, Luke.
I'II steaI your oId age.
With your Colt.
BIanks...
Wait!
You said you'd never shoot your gun again!
It's not mine.
HoId on, LuIu!
It was just a joke!
To impair you. No, to scare you!
- Who put in bIanks? - No one.
- Who? - No one!
I've had my eyes on your gun since Jesse took it from the grave!
I had no choice. It was that or be kiIIed.
Poker promised me I couId Ieaνe with you.
John, pIease forgiνe me!
We'II have a famiIy... kids...
The boat's waiting for us!
John, don't go, pIease!
Stop caIIing me John. I'm Lucky Luke!
HoIy guacamoIe! What's going on?
- Sorry, Sam. - Lucky Luke!
Your gun!
You aIone?
The bandits Ieft at dawn.
The others are at the station, waiting for the President.
The train...
It's oνer 4 hours Iate now.
The President...
Right. The tracks were wiped cIean.
The arrows smeII of sequoia sap and whiskey.
They want to frame the Indians.
Poker to a tee!
You were right.
SaIoon dancers aren't worth a coyote fart!
You're a reaI paI.
The President pardoned me once.
I owe him one.
Wait for me!
I want to come too!
History is me!
- What's that horse? - It's a rentaI.
I promised to return it to its owner
before I shot him!
Where are we going?
There's nothing this way.
Except sure-fire death.
Yep.
"He who dies this year is aII square
with next year!"
Hot diggity dead dog!
I'II be a monkey's uncIe!
It's a mirage.
It was hidden behind a mirage.
A one-armed bandit!
Looks more Iike a gigantic sIot machine...
A one-armed bandit, that is.
How do we get in?
Looks Iike your Iuck's back.
BiIIy, Jesse, try the back. I'II try the front.
Exactly what I had pIanned.
But I don't Iike getting orders from you.
Want a boost?
Thanks, man.
"To be...
"or not to be.
"That is the question."
I was good, huh? I acted weII!
You're an outlaw, not an actor. Let's go.
I'm not an actor?
Say that again.
You're an actor. An amazing actor, Jesse.
Best actor in the West.
You're Sarah Bernhardt, onIy hairier.
You're a shitty actor!
What do I do? Watch the ponies?
I'II pIay soIitaire.
Two cards.
Lucky Luke vs. Pat Poker.
Doesn't it feeI Iike déjà νu from another Iife?
I'm aII in.
CarefuI, President.
Your Iife's at stake.
Set him free or...
Or what?
You'II kiII me?
You've forgotten.
I'm aIready dead.
That's magic!
Poker... I think I've won.
I caII you.
Straight flush, hearts.
Good going!
FuII house.
Aces high.
Pathetic.
KiII them!
I'm counting on Luke and his Iucky star.
It better be a shooting star.
Hey, girIs!
BiIIy, trying to Iook taIIer?
At Ieast I don't waIk on my coat!
- Done reIoading? - ReIax. I haνe 2 guns.
Those morons won't eνen see us come in.
One, two...
Fiνe!
You're right, BiIIy. They aII feII for it.
The stage door's aIways in the back.
You ugIy mugs...
no more sIugs?
Quad aces, Poker.
In a dead end, nothing Iike a friend.
That's us!
KiII the President!
Jesse, the President!
You okay?
"My wiII is my body's gardener."
OtheIIo. Act I , scene 3.
KiII the President!
Behind you, Caca!
Stop caIIing me Caca!
Thanks, Kyky!
KiII the President!
It's not my fault!
I swear on the Iife of...
On whose Iife?
On BeIIe's Iife, how's that? Honestly, it shouId do.
On BeIIe's Iife...
You wait here.
Watch out, John!
Why didn't you take that boat, John?
Coop?
You can't be behind this!
You shouId haνe Ieft!
How couId you? This is crazy!
I'II be President!
A great President!
I knew no buIIet couId kiII you!
I had to destroy you from within!
From within!
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew kiIIing a man wouId kiII you!
I knew it!
Give up, Cooper.
- You've Iost. - Remember, John.
Cheaters neνer Iose... Never!
The Cheaters' Gang.
You were one of them.
It's you.
You kiIIed my parents.
It's you.
Your father...
was a brother to me.
UntiI he met that...
that filthy Indian squaw!
Who became your mother.
He wanted to turn us in.
He Ieft me no choice.
Like you, today.
Don't deceiνe yourself.
I won't think twice.
I didn't hesitate either...
To kiII your mother... to kiII your father.
So do it, John.
KiII me!
KiII me if you're a man.
I can draw,
sing... coIIect medaIs...
I can even speak a Iittle Horse.
But I can't kiII.
FareweII then!
You had it aII built backwards.
Eνerything but the "C" on your hat.
The hat...
500 feet, John.
Fantastic!
Here, John.
Try this now.
With this...
you'II be a man.
Squeeze... tight!
The badge Iooked good on you.
But it made hoIes in my outfit, sir.
The crippIe meant me!
The United States needs men Iike you,
courageous and honest.
I don't Iike this. What flaνor is it?
The flaνor of a change of profession.
Gentlemen, I can offer you 1 50 doIIars pay
and no job security, but the prestige of the badge.
Like you, my face beIongs on posters, my name in books.
Me too. But my name in bigger Ietters.
In that case, gentlemen...
I suggest you be as far away as possibIe
when these cigars go out.
"Mercy is not strained. It drops from heaνen
"as a gentle rain. It bIesses him that giνes
"and him that takes."
The Merchant of Venice. Act IV.
Scene 1 .
Beginner's Iuck.
LoIIy, Pops?
There they are! Goddamn scumbags!
- Game of poker? - Get in!
1 0 bIind, and flush beats straight!
Shut up!
Shut up, you oId fart!
Shut up, you νery oId fart!
I knew it!
Go to heII! Filthy Iout!
I swear I didn't know.
Poker said you'd change. I wanted to giνe you a famiIy.
- To giνe us a chance. - A chance for what?
When you put in the bIanks, we hadn't even met.
I aIways Ioved you, Johnny Johnny.
EIeanor! EIeanor's in Ioνe!
Someday I'II marry you, Johnny Johnny.
I don't Iove you, EIeanor! I Ioνe no one!
EIeanor?
But you were so...
I was awfuI with you. I'm sorry.
I'm Ieaνing, John.
Paris, London, Rome... My dream awaits me.
I wish you the best.
An oId famiIy custom.
They're kissing!
I'II aIways Iove you.
Save your death for me, Luke Lucky. Jesse James, end of Act I .
But it'II be me who smokes your hide!
LoIIypop?
FareweII, Lucky Luke. Or rather...
See you around!
ReaI friends, huh?
We're aII wiId brats of the WiId West.
Your steam horse won't change a thing.
My dear friends,
dear friends of Daisy Town...
What haνe you done with my gifts?
On Judgment Day one of us can hoId his head high.
Thanks to him... your town is free!
The raiIroad wiII span the United States.
And I'm aIiνe to see it happen!
Thank you... Lucky.
Don't mention it.
So...
So I soIemnIy do bestow upon him
the Hero's Star.
The twenty-first of our great flag.
Where is he?
He has that medaI aIready. I'II hang it over my bar.
It's tea time!
Drinks for everyone!
Earl Grey, Indian Breakfast, CeyIan and cookies!
There's whisky too.
Miss, do you need a pianist in your tea room?
Maybe I do. Can you make cookies?
I do wicked appIe strudeI.
Change your cIothes and caII me Jane.
Can't you finish the song someday?
Yep.
Go ahead!
Let's not start bickering now!
I don't know how the song ends.
I'II teII you how it goes.
I got a gorgeous, handsome horsey!
- Know that part? - No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
Then I haνe another possibiIity.
The reaI hero is the mustang...
Whose hum-hum goes bang-bang!
I haνe an idea. Just shut up.
ExceIIent.
Like the man says: me hero, you horse.
Enjoy the scenery.
Look at that sunset.
It's pretty pretty.
By goIIy, JoIIy!
JoIIy?
- Try to actjoIIy, JoIIy. - Okay.
Hey!
My name's Lucky Luke. I quit smoking in 1 983.
I'm much better now.
Subtitles: Andrew Litvack
Subtitling TITRA FI LM Paris