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Previously on 90210...
I felt rejected.

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I went home, and Oscar was there,

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and I slept with him.

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Ivy doesn't know that you
and I slept together.

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You destroyed my family.

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I thought it only fitting
that I destroy yours.

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Remember those photos
you didn't want to take?

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They landed you the cover.
Are you in?

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Absolutely.

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I knew I recognized her.

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That girl, Kaitlyn, is a junior.

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Which means my dad put an
underage girl in his movie.

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History is largely told

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as a chronicle of great
people doing great things.

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But, for most of us,
life is not made up of big moments.

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It's made up of small moments.

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And with every small choice,
with every small decision,

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we are defining ourselves.

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Are we proud of ourselves,

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or are we disappointed
by who we've become?

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Life rarely turns out
the way that we plan.

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The unexpected happens,
and it surprises us

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with new and exciting
possibilities.

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Yo, Oscar.

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But, sooner or later,
reality hits you in the face.

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Okay, guys. What do
you think of this one?

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You look... happy.

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I like your hair.
The dress is a no-go.

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You're supposed to be walking
a red carpet, not wearing one.

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What?

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People love me for my
honesty and candor.

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Who are these people exactly?

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Hey.

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Try this one.

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Ooh, that's pretty.

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I'll be right back.

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You know, Ade...

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You know, we really have to work

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on your posing.

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I mean, I know you did that
magazine cover and all,

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but on the red carpet, there's...

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No photoshopping,
if you know what I'm saying.

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It's all about angles.

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I actually would suggest the
over-the-shoulder eye smolder.

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The what?

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Ass out, head over shoulder,
purse your lips

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and smolder those peepers.

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All right. What do you think?

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Ooh.

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Ah. So gorgeous.

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I'd do you.

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Now, smolder.

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Oh.

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One second.

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Uh, this is really
not a good time.

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Why? I'm not busy.

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Anyway, what do you
think about Joe Jonas?

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Joe Jonas?

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I think he's amazing.

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Good, 'cause he's going to be

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your date for the magazine party.

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Um, I don't know what
you're talking about.

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I'm going to bring Navid.
Who the hell is that?

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Navid, my boyfriend.
You've met him.

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No, no, no, no, sweetheart.
I know who he is.

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That was the press after you
introduce Navid as your date.

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"Who the hell is that?"

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You need to go with someone

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who's going to boost your profile.

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Okay, well, I already promised him,
so I... I can't.

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Are we still having
this conversation?

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This isn't prom;
This is a major media event.

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You're going with Joe Jonas.
The end.

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So the person you admire the
most is Margaret Thatcher? Huh?

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Well, uh, I did a lot of research,
and she seems to be

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the kind of person that
colleges really respond to.

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Colleges want to get to know you.

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They don't want to get to know

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who you think they
think you should be.

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Oh.

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But I love the connection you made

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between the Falklands war
and your battle with acne

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in the ninth grade. It was...

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It was really memorable.

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Start from scratch, huh?

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Just be yourself,
and they'll be crazy about you,

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just the way I am.

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Hey, Jen?

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Okay. Why exactly

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does our son look like a
miniature Robespierre?

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It's chic, right? Yeah.

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I'm coordinating our outfits
for the trunk show tomorrow.

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Yeah, what are you going as,
Marie Antoinette?

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Oh, no.

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Jacques, no.

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Not in the tweed trousers.

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It's okay, Jack.

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I'd do the same thing if she

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made me wear a suit at home.

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Oh, God.

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Here. You do it. Okay.

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I don't want to risk ruining
both of our outfits. Sure.

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You know, this is a total debacle.

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There's no way I can get those
dry-cleaned by tomorrow.

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Yeah, so what is a
trunk show anyway?

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I'm guessing you're
not buying clothes

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out of the back of
an old Cadillac.

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It's a first look at next
season's new baby fashions.

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Every mother in Beverly
hills with a black card

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will be at the beach
club for the show.

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I'm going to make
all sorts of BFFs.

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That sounds fun...

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Uh, meeting some other mothers.

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Well, I'm hoping to get
some parenting tips.

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Sure. Cool.

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Like about diapers.

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What, like, uh,
cloth or disposable?

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Is there any way around
babies wearing them?

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They make his bottom
look all poofy,

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and they totally ruin
the line of his clothes.

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I mean, Ryan, you know it's true.

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Come on.

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Okay.

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What was that for?

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You've got mail.

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College apps are not going
to fill themselves out.

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Have you even thought about
where you want to go yet?

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Yeah, definitely.

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Somewhere with beachfront access

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and a women's mud wrestling team.

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Glad to see you have
your priorities straight.

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Oh, my God.

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What, did you find a
place that will let you

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major in Jay-Z and
minor in bikini models?

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No.

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What?

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This was addressed to mom.

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I... I opened it by accident.

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What is it?

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Dixon, what?

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It's divorce papers.

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I don't believe it.

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I know.

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I mean, mom still wears
her wedding ring.

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What do you think that means?

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Hey, maybe it means

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that she still hopes
that they're going

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to get back together. Yeah.

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Yeah, uh, I mean, why else
would she still wear it, right?

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Yeah. And... and do you think dad

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even knows that she
still wears the ring?

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Probably not.

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Well, we need to tell him.

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You going to keep poking
at your plate, or you going

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to tell me what's going on?

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Well, there is something
that I need to talk

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to you about, dad, but it's...
It's not easy for me to say.

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What? What's wrong? Well, uh...

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I saw some of your movies.

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Uh, your... your work movies.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Is this about masturbation? No,
it's not...

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Because masturbation, Navid, dad,
it's not about masturbation.

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It's a very natural thing... shh!

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Okay, it's not about that, dad.

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No, I saw some of your movies,

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and I saw this girl at school,

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and she just... she looked really,
really familiar,

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and I couldn't figure out how.

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And then I realized...

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She's one of your actresses, dad.

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Her name is Kaitlyn.

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She goes by the name of...
Jade St. James.

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Anyway, she goes to my school,

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which means that she's underage.

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You're sure about this?

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Positive.

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Thank you for telling me, Navid.

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I don't know how this happened.

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You did the right
thing to tell me.

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I'm going to straighten this out.

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Thanks, dad.

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Yeah.

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Hey, hey!

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What's up?

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How was lunch?

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Went better than I thought.

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I just cannot wait
to get in the water.

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Getting your ankles
wet doesn't count.

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Are you ever going to get over
seeing that movie, open water?

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Dude, whatever, man.
Sharks are a very real threat.

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I think you're safe, buddy.

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Hey, I didn't expect
to see you here.

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Got a day off from
driving miss Daisy?

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Daisy took a cab.

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She had a full afternoon
of purse business,

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and she knows the rules, man.

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I deal with her,
but not the drugs.

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I still can't believe
that girl deals.

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It's not even like
she needs the money.

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I... I swear I'll never
understand rich kids.

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Trying to understand
rich kids is like

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trying to understand Lebron James.

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The more you talk about it,
the angrier you get.

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He should have
stayed in Cleveland.

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No, no, it... look,
it's not about loyalty.

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All right? It's about winning
those titles, all right?

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Whoa, whoa, wait. Are you sure
you want to mess with Dixon?

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'Cause you heard
about what happened

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to the last guy
that pissed him of.

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Right. Hey, please
don't punch me, Dixon.

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Yeah. Hey, bro, I'll give you

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my lunch money, okay? Very funny.

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Here take it... shut up,
all right?

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For real, though,
why'd you hit Oscar?

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Ivy had sex with Oscar the
night of the bachelor auction.

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Are you serious?

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Ah, dude, no way.

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Yeah.

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Yo.

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Hey.

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Hey, Ivy.

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Uh, Dixon, can I talk to you?

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Alone?

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Later, man.

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See ya.

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Okay, Dixon, look,

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I'm sorry, okay? For everything.

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I never meant for any
of this to happen.

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I never meant to hurt you.

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You dumped me. I felt rejected.

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I was in this really
messed up spot,

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and, no, it's not an excuse,

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and I know that.

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But you have... you have to
know that I still love you.

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Yeah, well... you should
have thought of that before.

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Is that a mirage,
or is that really you?

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Your phone was going
straight to voice mail,

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so I thought I'd just come.

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Ah.

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Do you want to go for dinner?

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Yeah. Sounds great.
What's the catch?

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You're going to make
me wear some goofy suit

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to the party, aren't you?

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Aw, does it have epaulets?

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I told you, anything
but epaulets. It-it...

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Made me look like a
figure skater, and...

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No epaulets, okay?
You can wear whatever you want.

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Mmm.

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Um, but the thing is,

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we can totally hang out
together at the party...

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...But I can't take
you as my date.

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Oh, why not?

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Victor wants me to
go with Joe Jonas.

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As your date?

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Well, he's not my real date.

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It's a publicity appearance.

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Look, we just have to
walk the carpet together.

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Victor pulled some strings.

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I don't really have a choice.
Yeah, you do, Ade.

261
00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,090
No, I don't!

262
00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,809
Victor said I had to do it.
Okay, you know what?

263
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,060
I'm sick of hearing Victor's name.

264
00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:55,839
Navid.

265
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,130
No, just stop.

266
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,810
Navid, no.

267
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,289
Yeah. How about you?

268
00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:39,299
Oh, I will tell you four hours
of sleep would be a luxury

269
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,549
for me at this point.

270
00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:41,999
Oh, sleep deprivation
is the worst.

271
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,819
Oh, and breastfeeding... oh!

272
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:47,469
Oh, my God, how barbaric

273
00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:48,599
is breastfeeding?

274
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,580
Save it for national
geographic, right?

275
00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:53,469
Um, I was gonna say that

276
00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:55,299
breastfeeding can be exhausting,

277
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,079
but it's also an
incredibly beautiful thing

278
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,020
that a mother can
do for her child.

279
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,749
Quiet, Jacques.

280
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:03,860
Shh.

281
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,800
Oh, it's okay.

282
00:12:10,090 --> 00:12:11,769
Stop crying.

283
00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:13,569
Are those leather
pants he's wearing?

284
00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:15,730
Quiet! They look hot.

285
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,809
Thanks.

286
00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:19,269
No, no, I mean hot hot.

287
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:20,759
Like excessively warm?

288
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,950
Well, we all suffer
for fashion, don't we?

289
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,059
Jacques, it's okay.

290
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:28,750
He never does this ever.

291
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,329
Want me to try?

292
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,100
No.

293
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:34,810
Let me try. Let me just... here.

294
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:35,680
Oh...

295
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:37,300
Hey, there.

296
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,650
That's a good little fella.

297
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,390
Oh, hi.

298
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,350
Isn't he a good little fella?

299
00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:52,770
Oh, well, I was
gonna try that next.

300
00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:55,400
That bouncing thing you're doing.

301
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,540
He's asleep now.

302
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,690
Good. Perfect.

303
00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,369
Hi. Um, I wanted to thank you

304
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,889
for your help with Cannon.

305
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,229
Great. How about
tonight at dinner?

306
00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,019
What? You said you
wanted to thank me.

307
00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,479
I suggested you could
do it over dinner.

308
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,959
Pick you up at 8:00? No,

309
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,579
I have Adrianna's
magazine party tonight.

310
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,499
I love parties. 8:00 still good?

311
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,099
First of all, it starts at 6:00,
and secondly...

312
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,679
45. I'll be at your door.

313
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,389
Oscar...

314
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,740
Hold that thought till tonight.

315
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,399
Come on, dude you
have to pick one.

316
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,130
Dude, I'm not picking.

317
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,399
You're a nerd, you know that?

318
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,049
Yes, I'm aware. Pick.

319
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,870
Okay, fine, if I had to pick...

320
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:41,190
I'd want to be able to fly.

321
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,689
Over being invisible?
Are you kidding me?

322
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,389
Have you ever fully
imagined being invisible?

323
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,319
Dude, the locker room
potential alone can get you...

324
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,449
Psst! Hey, you.
What you guys doing?

325
00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,629
You want to grab pizza or
something after school?

326
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,729
Um, I don't really
think I can today.

327
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,530
Yeah, I got some homework.

328
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,239
You guys cool?
You're acting mad weird.

329
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,890
Like, more than usual.

330
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,819
No, it's just that

331
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,259
everything that happened between,

332
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,400
you know, you and Dixon, uh...

333
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,819
Yeah, okay, cool.

334
00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:10,779
Get it.

335
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,920
No worries.
I'll catch you guys later.

336
00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:16,100
Invisible.

337
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,570
Stop!

338
00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:29,060
Jen, please stop!

339
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:29,889
What, did I forget

340
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:30,779
to pay for something?

341
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,690
You took the wrong baby!

342
00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:35,030
Oh, Sophie, my darling Sophie.

343
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:37,019
Sweetheart.

344
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,200
Come here. Come here.
Come here. It's okay.

345
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,829
I'm so sorry. I...

346
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,309
Sweetie, it's okay.

347
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,890
It's okay, honey.

348
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,290
Sorry, Jacques.

349
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,890
Well, I guess that's what we get
for having the same stroller.

350
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,390
You okay?

351
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,610
Uh, yeah, fine.

352
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,489
You don't look fine.

353
00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:18,420
Thank you.

354
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:24,510
Here, use this.

355
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,330
It'll help cover your blotchy
patches and undereye circles.

356
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,740
That's kind of why I'm
not friends with girls

357
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,289
'cause you guys they
think that coverup is

358
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,620
the answer to everything,
and it's not.

359
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,740
Okay. Keep your blotches.

360
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,200
I hope you're happy.

361
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,069
What?

362
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,080
Thanks to you, I just got fired.

363
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:46,719
You know, I have car insurance,

364
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,319
not to mention college to pay for.

365
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,319
Well, maybe you should get a job

366
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,499
at the Beverly center,
like a normal kid.

367
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,859
Oh, please, like you have
any idea what it's like

368
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,249
to be a normal kid.

369
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,679
You live in a mansion
and you drive a Ferrari.

370
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,089
Okay, whatever. You know what?

371
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,029
You shouldn't have lied
about your age, okay?

372
00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:03,149
You know you could have gotten
my dad in some serious trouble.

373
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,599
I could have gotten
your dad in trouble?

374
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,859
Yeah. You think he didn't know

375
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:10,320
I was underage? He knew.
And I'm not the only one.

376
00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:24,619
Hey, perfect timing.

377
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,209
I'm scoring the principal
nowack segment,

378
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:29,879
but I can't tell if the jaws
theme is just too on the nose.

379
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,450
You want to take a listen and...?

380
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,859
Hey, what is it?

381
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,369
Oh, I spoke to my dad,

382
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,560
and he said he didn't
know Kaitlyn was underage.

383
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:42,339
She said he totally did and
that she's not the only one.

384
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:43,490
What do you think?

385
00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:45,190
I don't know what
to think anymore.

386
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:49,040
I'm so sorry. I wish there was
something I could do to help.

387
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,509
What?

388
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:55,840
Why are you looking
at me like that?

389
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,150
Hi.

390
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,080
Hi!

391
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,449
You must be Dixon and Annie.

392
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,410
Your father showed me pictures.

393
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,479
Um, nice to meet you.

394
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,600
I'm Katie.

395
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:18,110
I guess your dad didn't
tell you about me, did he?

396
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,439
I'm your dad's... friend.

397
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,010
Gotcha.

398
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,539
So, is our dad home?

399
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:28,169
No, but he'll be back
in about a half hour.

400
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,489
Do you want to come
inside and wait?

401
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:34,319
Uh, no, no, we-we
actually gotta get going.

402
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,710
Yeah, we should get
home for dinner.

403
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:38,469
But we were just
in the neighborhood

404
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,719
and thought we'd, you know,

405
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,809
come by and say hi.

406
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,479
So, could you tell him hi?

407
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,470
No problem.

408
00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:47,390
It was really nice meeting you.

409
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,030
Uh, you, too.

410
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,940
Hey, how'd it go
with your new BFFs?

411
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,939
Huh. I wouldn't be
friends with those women

412
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,759
if my life depended on it.

413
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,139
They were boring and gauche,

414
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:12,240
and they dressed their
babies off the rack.

415
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:13,530
All right.

416
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,509
You want me to do it?

417
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:19,099
No, I can change a diaper, Ryan.
I'm not an idiot.

418
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,740
Okay, go ahead.

419
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:22,070
Shh...

420
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,220
Shh...

421
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,860
Shh. Could you not hover?

422
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,990
Shh.

423
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,060
Oh, it's okay.

424
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,990
Oh, my God! Ryan!

425
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:53,940
I'm sorry!

426
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:54,819
What's wrong?

427
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:55,599
I'm so sorry!

428
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,439
What happened? Oh, my God!

429
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,259
I was just changing him,

430
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,879
and I turned away for one second.

431
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,949
It was just one second,
and he fell.

432
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,530
No, he's fine. Come here.

433
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,460
Shh-shh-shh.

434
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:07,610
Oh, my God!

435
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,959
But what if I hurt him, Ryan?

436
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:11,839
He's fine.

437
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,370
I'm a terrible mother!

438
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:15,440
You're not a terrible mother.

439
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,099
Babies shouldn't
wear leather, Ryan,

440
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,449
and I said breastfeeding

441
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,700
was from national geographic!

442
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,709
No wonder he liked that
other mother more than me.

443
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,679
Come here. Look at me. Come on.

444
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,499
You're the most important
person in Jack's life, okay?

445
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,400
What just happened has
no bearing on that.

446
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,159
You're his mother, which means

447
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,749
that you're gonna have
more of an effect on him

448
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,079
than anybody else, okay?

449
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:42,909
You're the person

450
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,069
who's gonna make him the man

451
00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:45,700
that he will be one day.

452
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:48,040
And he's lucky to have you, Jen.

453
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:04,499
Is this some new dance craze?
I like it.

454
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,969
No, no, I was in a rush.

455
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,839
I didn't have time to
dry my nails at the spa.

456
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,439
You got your nails
done for our date?

457
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,359
It is not a date.

458
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,710
Fine. Rendezvous.

459
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,820
I'll see you at 5:45.

460
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,340
Ah! You smudge, I will kill you.

461
00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:26,570
Wait.

462
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,179
What do you want? What's going on

463
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,349
between you and Oscar?

464
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:31,529
Why? Are you jealous?

465
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,339
No, I'm not... look,
Naomi, you know,

466
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,869
you might be shallow
and manipulative

467
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,249
and incredibly narcissistic...

468
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,289
I'm not going to stand
here and be insulted, okay?

469
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:42,919
Okay, listen, but you're not evil.

470
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,159
And Oscar is evil.

471
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,750
So you need to stay away from him.

472
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,470
Hi. I'm silver.

473
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,000
Ooh! I like it!

474
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,390
What's your real name?

475
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,769
Uh, it's... silver.

476
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:16,700
I love the commitment
to your craft.

477
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:19,029
I'm Holly. Holly Woodlove.

478
00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:20,199
Nice to meet you, Holly.

479
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,240
You as well.

480
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,980
This is my first audition.

481
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,769
I'm super excited
to get into porn.

482
00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:28,399
Ooh, don't be too excited.

483
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,309
I know it looks totally glamorous,

484
00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:32,710
but it can be really
hard sometimes.

485
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,440
What's your specialty?

486
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,360
Uh, y-you know,

487
00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:38,629
a little of this, a lot of that.

488
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,780
I do everything.

489
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,900
Ooh. Impressive.

490
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,749
You know, um, there is one thing

491
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,499
that I'm kind of nervous about.

492
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,609
Okay, sweetie, it is no big deal.

493
00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:51,099
They need some girls
with small boobs, too.

494
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,730
Uh... oh, good.

495
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,990
But another thing, um...

496
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,639
See, I'm not exactly 18 yet.

497
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:00,800
Doesn't matter.

498
00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:03,649
They take anything
that looks like an I.D.

499
00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:06,280
Really? Yeah,
I started when I was 17.

500
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:09,239
Okay, go downtown and buy a fake.

501
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,100
Doesn't even have to look real.

502
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,959
Honestly, these
people do not care.

503
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,180
Silver?

504
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:17,040
We're ready for you.

505
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,020
Ah, it's your turn.

506
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,979
Um, actually, I'm so stupid.

507
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,529
I left my-my, uh,
my paperwork in the car.

508
00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,120
So, um, I'll be back.

509
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:31,010
Holly Woodlove.

510
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,350
I'm sorry.

511
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:56,769
Hey, you're late.

512
00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:58,209
I was starting to get worried.

513
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,620
Um, sorry, mom.

514
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,149
Sit down.

515
00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:02,460
We need to talk.

516
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,360
So I guess you saw these?

517
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,929
Uh, I-I opened those by accident.

518
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:09,719
I'm so sorry.

519
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,619
Oh, no, don't worry.

520
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:12,249
I should have told you earlier.

521
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:15,009
I know the idea of divorce
must be unsettling,

522
00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:18,179
but we all knew
this day would come.

523
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,140
Right.

524
00:23:20,990 --> 00:23:22,039
What's going on?

525
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,900
Um, well...

526
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,739
After we saw the divorce papers,

527
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,889
we were really surprised,
so we went to see dad.

528
00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:31,739
To see if there was any hope left.

529
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:33,139
Oh, you shouldn't have done that.

530
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:34,840
Yeah, no kidding.

531
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,870
What?

532
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,120
Dad's seeing someone.

533
00:23:47,770 --> 00:23:49,000
I know.

534
00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:50,879
I didn't say anything

535
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,960
because I thought you'd be upset.

536
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,530
Are you?

537
00:23:55,510 --> 00:23:57,949
No, just a little weirded out.

538
00:23:57,950 --> 00:23:59,279
Super weirded out.

539
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,289
But-but we're okay.

540
00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:03,319
I know it's hard to see
him with somebody new,

541
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,889
but try to find a way
to be happy for him.

542
00:24:06,890 --> 00:24:09,530
And I'm here if you want to talk.

543
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:11,200
Okay?

544
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:12,179
Okay.

545
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,260
Okay.

546
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,760
Shh.

547
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,210
Hello!

548
00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:29,410
There's my little
Jacques in the box.

549
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,980
So cute.

550
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,230
Oh.

551
00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:35,109
I got your message.

552
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:36,019
What's up?

553
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:36,870
Oh.

554
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,209
Well, here are the
shoes that I thought

555
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:44,679
you might want to borrow tonight.

556
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,579
Um, you said I couldn't
borrow your shoes

557
00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:48,769
'cause my bunions would
ruin your toe box.

558
00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:49,769
Wha... I never said that.

559
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:50,719
Yes, you did.

560
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,510
You...

561
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,079
I mean, whatever.

562
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,050
Thank you.

563
00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:55,229
You like?

564
00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:57,999
I love them. I will make sure
to bring them back unharmed.

565
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,120
Take your time.

566
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:01,330
And here's a house key.

567
00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:04,390
From now on,
my closet is your closet.

568
00:25:04,850 --> 00:25:06,629
Um, thank you.

569
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:10,160
Plus, now you can come see
Jacques whenever you like.

570
00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:15,489
You'd better get going.

571
00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:17,109
You don't want to be
late for the party.

572
00:25:17,110 --> 00:25:18,949
Oh, yeah. Okay,
I'll see you there.

573
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,709
Oh, no, no.
I'm not... I'm not coming.

574
00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:23,529
I'm going to just spend
some time with Jacques.

575
00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:25,559
Well, okay.

576
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,779
Um, I don't blame you.
He's a darling.

577
00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:30,960
Then I will make sure to
see you tomorrow. Yes.

578
00:25:32,830 --> 00:25:34,310
Good-bye, Naomi.

579
00:25:41,350 --> 00:25:43,260
Hello? Anybody home?

580
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,289
Hi! Hi.

581
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:45,590
I'm Joe Jonas.

582
00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:47,239
I mean, no, I'm not.

583
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,579
Um, I mean... oh, my God.
I'm Adrianna. Hey.

584
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:50,729
That's okay. Nice to meet you.

585
00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:52,120
Nice to meet you. Uh...

586
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,809
So thank you for doing this.

587
00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:55,879
Not a problem.

588
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,479
Besides, hopefully,
it'll get rid of all the rumors

589
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,789
that I'm dating lady gaga.

590
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:00,799
My mom's kind of freaked
out about that one.

591
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,859
Yeah. So how does this
sort of thing work?

592
00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:05,470
We just walk the carpet together,

593
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:07,809
hold hands,
if you're cool with that.

594
00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:09,159
Yeah. And if they ask us

595
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,250
about our relationship,
we keep it vague.

596
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,219
All right.

597
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,810
But the real question:

598
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,929
Which tie do you think?
Because I have no idea.

599
00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:19,800
Uh, definitely that one.

600
00:26:19,910 --> 00:26:21,239
Yeah? Would you hurry up?

601
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,500
Joe is wait...
Oh, Joe.

602
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,579
I see you two have already met.

603
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:28,100
Joe, you look great.

604
00:26:28,150 --> 00:26:30,139
Me? Adrianna's the
one who looks great.

605
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:32,759
Uh, does she? Yeah.

606
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,629
No. You know what?
I don't like you in white.

607
00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:35,959
Go put the black dress on.

608
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,429
Hey, Joe. Really looking
forward to your new album.

609
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,309
I already pre-ordered it

610
00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:40,950
on iTunes.

611
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,660
You're not going to change,
are you?

612
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:47,639
If you like the white one,
you should wear it.

613
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,019
Ah, it's just a dress.

614
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,659
You know, it doesn't
really matter.

615
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:52,480
I like the black one, too.

616
00:26:58,420 --> 00:26:58,919
Ah.

617
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,180
Pesare Azizam.
What brings you here?

618
00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:04,270
You lied.

619
00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:06,949
My friend... She came
here for an audition,

620
00:27:06,950 --> 00:27:08,829
and she found out how it
works at your company.

621
00:27:08,830 --> 00:27:10,349
So you spied on me?

622
00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:12,370
Only because I thought you
had something to hide.

623
00:27:12,890 --> 00:27:14,349
So I'll ask you again.

624
00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:17,419
Did you know that you were
hiring underage girls?

625
00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:20,209
I don't appreciate being
interrogated by my teenage son.

626
00:27:20,210 --> 00:27:21,289
Did you know?!

627
00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:22,139
Enough, Navid.

628
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,649
No. Just answer the question!

629
00:27:23,650 --> 00:27:25,240
Did you know?!

630
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:28,769
I'll tell you what I know.

631
00:27:28,770 --> 00:27:31,779
I know that you are
nothing but a child!

632
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:36,210
A child who has had a very
nice life because of what I do!

633
00:27:36,650 --> 00:27:38,629
Now, why don't you
go enjoy your cars

634
00:27:38,630 --> 00:27:40,739
and your membership
at the beach club?!

635
00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:43,160
And leave the rest of
it to the grown-ups!

636
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,170
Get the hell out of my office!

637
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,120
Come in!

638
00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:11,409
Navid. What a nice surprise!

639
00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:11,979
How are you?

640
00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:13,279
Mrs. Silverman, uh,
can you hold off

641
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,909
on sending in my
Stanford application?

642
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:17,999
I want to change my essay
on who I admire the most.

643
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,389
But I love the essay you
wrote about your father.

644
00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:21,430
Yeah, well,

645
00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:23,150
I don't admire him anymore.

646
00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:25,099
Why the sudden change of heart?

647
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,059
What's going on, Navid?

648
00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:27,189
Is everything okay at home?

649
00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:28,309
I don't want to talk about it.

650
00:28:28,310 --> 00:28:29,720
So something is wrong.

651
00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:31,729
Look, I'm your guidance counselor.

652
00:28:31,730 --> 00:28:32,779
You can tell me anything.

653
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,749
What's going on? It's nothing.

654
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:35,039
Well, clearly, it's something.

655
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,359
Did you and your
father have a fight?

656
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,870
We didn't have a fight!

657
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,800
I found out my dad is a
child pornographer, okay?

658
00:28:54,590 --> 00:28:56,239
You look gorgeous tonight, Naomi.

659
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,799
Tonight? What do I
usually look like,

660
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,260
a bowl of dog food?

661
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:01,910
No.

662
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,180
You never look like
a bowl of dog food.

663
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,880
You're a spectacular woman.

664
00:29:08,390 --> 00:29:09,870
You really think so?

665
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,390
You're extraordinary.

666
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:13,090
Well...

667
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:16,110
You have good taste in women.

668
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,550
You know, Ivy warned me
to stay away from you.

669
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,100
Ah.

670
00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:23,280
Did she?

671
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,049
I mean, she's always
been jealous of me, so...

672
00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:31,800
Oh. I can see why.

673
00:29:34,730 --> 00:29:35,569
Um...

674
00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:37,240
Let's go somewhere else.

675
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,220
I'd like to be alone with you.

676
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:54,969
Hey.

677
00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:56,829
Hey. What are you doing here?

678
00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,849
Uh, Jen forced me to come.

679
00:29:58,850 --> 00:29:59,599
She said I'm becoming

680
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,650
one of those obsessive
parents with no life.

681
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,999
Ah. Well, since you're here,
can we figure out

682
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,889
what nights next week you're
not gonna have a life?

683
00:30:05,890 --> 00:30:07,409
I need to finish Jen's schedule.

684
00:30:07,410 --> 00:30:08,140
Sure.

685
00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:10,029
Okay, Jen is busy on Monday,

686
00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:11,129
so can you take Jacques?

687
00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:12,809
Oh. No, it's not Monday.

688
00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:15,279
It's Wednesday. I think.

689
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,729
You know, actually,
maybe it's Monday and Wednesday.

690
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,789
Shoot. I cannot find her calendar.

691
00:30:19,790 --> 00:30:20,539
You okay?

692
00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:23,590
Yeah, I'm just having a
little trouble concentrating.

693
00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:25,979
So, where were we?

694
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:28,460
Uh, I think you were just
about to tell me what's wrong.

695
00:30:28,470 --> 00:30:30,409
I'm okay. I'm, I'm okay.

696
00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:32,200
Deb, Deb, please. What's going on?

697
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:38,509
I just found out that
Harry has a girlfriend,

698
00:30:38,510 --> 00:30:39,869
and I know that I shouldn't care,

699
00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:41,059
but I do, and the fact that I do

700
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:42,589
makes me feel so pathetic.

701
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,799
No, it's not pathetic.

702
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,299
You were together a long time,

703
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:46,529
you know? It's understandable.

704
00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:48,279
Yeah. And I had to
find out from the kids.

705
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,959
How could he not tell me?

706
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,269
It's like... it's
like I never existed.

707
00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:55,099
It's like the past 18 years
of my life didn't happen.

708
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,299
Like they've just been erased.

709
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,250
I mean, honestly,
what was it all for?

710
00:30:58,590 --> 00:30:59,730
Come here.

711
00:31:06,650 --> 00:31:07,939
Oh, I'm sorry.

712
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:09,110
That's all right.

713
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,180
I have an idea.

714
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:15,129
I'll bet you do.

715
00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,950
We should go skinny dipping.

716
00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:19,980
I'll race you in.

717
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:22,379
What do I get if I win?

718
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,199
Oh...

719
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,910
Whatever you want.

720
00:31:27,490 --> 00:31:28,510
Hey!

721
00:31:38,970 --> 00:31:41,470
I won! All right.

722
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,230
Water's a bit cold.

723
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,530
Come on, get in here
and keep me warm.

724
00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,450
Right. Well done.

725
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,160
Very impressive. Joke's on me.

726
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,089
All right, now,
give me my clothes back.

727
00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:00,189
We'll call it even.

728
00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:03,420
Because this is all just one
big joke to you, isn't it?

729
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,460
No. That's not what I meant.

730
00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:09,689
Ivy, look, you're causing
a scene, all right?

731
00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:12,439
Oh, I'm sorry. What?
Something the matter, Oscar?

732
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,890
You got something to hide?

733
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,569
I'm, I'm sorry. All right?

734
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,879
Just give me my clothes back.

735
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,409
Mm... no.

736
00:32:21,410 --> 00:32:23,939
No. Oscar, you're going to
have to grovel for this one.

737
00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:25,229
You can't be serious.

738
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:26,380
Grovel.

739
00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:28,199
Or, you know,

740
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,589
we could just let the entire party

741
00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:31,530
see your cocktail Frank.

742
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,170
All right. Ivy, listen.

743
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,070
Please. I'm sorry.

744
00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:40,179
I don't deserve your forgiveness,

745
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:42,720
but I'll work for it. All right?

746
00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:46,120
Honestly, Ivy, I'm sorry.

747
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,070
I mean, that was actually...
That was actually pretty good.

748
00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:53,490
Just not good enough.

749
00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:57,159
Wh-what... bloody hell, Ivy!

750
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,960
What am I supposed to do here?!

751
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:01,940
Enjoy the spotlight, darling.

752
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,370
You deserve it.

753
00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:12,159
What... what are you
looking at? Just go.

754
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,320
It's funny?

755
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:24,700
Hey.

756
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,789
I was starting to think
you weren't going to show.

757
00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:27,809
Red carpet starts soon.

758
00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:29,949
You want to snark on
some outfits with me?

759
00:33:29,950 --> 00:33:30,630
No.

760
00:33:30,850 --> 00:33:31,900
Raincheck?

761
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:33,639
What's going on?

762
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,920
Did you talk to your dad?

763
00:33:35,450 --> 00:33:36,320
Yeah.

764
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,419
And...

765
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:39,779
And, apparently,
I'm a spoiled, rich kid,

766
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,480
who needs to shut the hell up.

767
00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:44,439
That's... that's not true.

768
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,529
Yeah, right.

769
00:33:45,530 --> 00:33:47,350
I mean that it's not,
it's not true.

770
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:50,310
Come here.

771
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,150
You don't deserve to
be treated that way.

772
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,439
Yo!

773
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,119
The red carpet's about to start.

774
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,239
You guys coming?

775
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,949
Yeah. Uh, yeah.

776
00:34:18,950 --> 00:34:20,340
Be right there.

777
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:40,760
What's wrong?

778
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,679
All of these people
are here for me?

779
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,220
Well, what did you expect?

780
00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:46,350
I don't know... Not this.

781
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,630
Hey. You're a star now.

782
00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:51,300
This is your night. Enjoy it.

783
00:34:53,350 --> 00:34:54,949
Come on, you look beautiful.

784
00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:56,649
Let's get out there and wow them.

785
00:34:56,650 --> 00:34:59,580
There she is! There she is!

786
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,219
Adrianna, Joe, can we
get a couple questions?!

787
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:29,479
Yeah, of course.

788
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,009
Hey, you look beautiful, Adrianna.

789
00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:32,779
Thank you.

790
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:35,739
How does it feel to get
your first magazine cover?

791
00:35:35,740 --> 00:35:38,339
Oh, it's a...
It's a dream come true.

792
00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,810
And how long have
you two been dating?

793
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,120
Actually, Joe and I
are just friends.

794
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:47,799
That's right.

795
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,490
But I'm not dating lady gaga.

796
00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:50,849
You hear that, mom?

797
00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:52,190
I'm not dating lady gaga.

798
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,510
Uh, this is my boyfriend.

799
00:35:54,670 --> 00:35:55,849
Dude, dude. Hey.

800
00:35:55,850 --> 00:35:56,789
Dude, dude, go, go!

801
00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:57,800
What are you doing?

802
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:00,759
His name

803
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,180
is Navid, ladies and gentlemen,

804
00:36:03,270 --> 00:36:04,969
and he's

805
00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:06,890
the most amazing person I know.

806
00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:09,229
By the way, congrats
on the YouTube hit.

807
00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:10,389
I mean, everybody's
talking about it.

808
00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:11,249
It's all about you.

809
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,610
I couldn't be happier.

810
00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:14,889
Thanks for having me.
Hey, have fun tonight?

811
00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:16,150
Shall we? Yeah. Yeah.

812
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,329
You're working awfully late.

813
00:36:27,330 --> 00:36:30,320
I have some very disturbing
news about Navid Shirazi.

814
00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:32,660
Actually, it's about his father.

815
00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:36,860
Whoo! Hey, thank you.

816
00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:39,310
Really. I mean, thank you
for your help tonight.

817
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,369
Oh, yeah. What Oscar
did to you was awful.

818
00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:44,699
I mean, you are rude and abrasive,

819
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,659
and in desperate
need of a makeover,

820
00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:48,419
but you didn't deserve that.

821
00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:50,100
Yeah. Well, thank you.

822
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,509
So, girls have a lot more
to offer than just cover up.

823
00:36:53,510 --> 00:36:55,229
Am I right? Hos before bros.

824
00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:57,019
Yeah, we should probably
make a t-shirt, huh?

825
00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:58,800
My God, that's a
really great idea.

826
00:36:58,930 --> 00:36:59,950
Sorry.

827
00:37:00,350 --> 00:37:02,269
Um, weird. I have to go.

828
00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:03,239
No worries.

829
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,580
All right. Well...

830
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,939
Hos before bros, be-yatch!

831
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:09,009
High five?

832
00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:10,459
Well, don't leave me hanging!

833
00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:11,199
Yup. Sorry.

834
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,839
Whatever it takes to shut you up.

835
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,720
Bye.

836
00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:16,809
I'm really sorry.

837
00:37:16,810 --> 00:37:18,789
I should have brought you as
my date in the first place.

838
00:37:18,790 --> 00:37:19,850
No, it's okay.

839
00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:21,679
Really?

840
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:22,530
Sure.

841
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,220
Whatever.

842
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,330
Can I talk to you?

843
00:37:31,140 --> 00:37:32,260
Alone?

844
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,710
It'd be my pleasure.

845
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,760
Hey, hey.

846
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,630
I'll be right back, sweetie.

847
00:37:41,180 --> 00:37:43,530
You look great in that. Thank you.

848
00:37:44,030 --> 00:37:45,180
Hey.

849
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,819
So, what do you want
to talk to me about?

850
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:49,380
What the hell were
you doing out there?

851
00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:51,470
You know, when I was
walking the red carpet,

852
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,750
it suddenly hit me.

853
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:56,500
I mean, all these
people are here for me.

854
00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:58,629
I'm famous.

855
00:37:58,630 --> 00:38:01,269
Hmm. You won't be if I
tell them the truth.

856
00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:02,220
Right.

857
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,839
But if you destroy me,
I won't make any money,

858
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,539
which means you won't, either.

859
00:38:06,540 --> 00:38:08,029
Mm-hmm. And by the
looks of things,

860
00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:11,950
I'm gonna make a lot of money,
so you have a choice.

861
00:38:12,010 --> 00:38:13,590
You could expose me,

862
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,449
or you can continue
being my manager

863
00:38:16,450 --> 00:38:17,910
on my terms.

864
00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:21,270
Fine.

865
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,410
Oh, and one more thing.

866
00:38:23,490 --> 00:38:25,319
You will not be getting 80%.

867
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,020
Managers usually get ten.

868
00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,610
You will get five.

869
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,379
Hey. How's my college girl?

870
00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:42,779
Not in college yet,
but one step closer.

871
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:44,269
I just finished my essay.

872
00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:45,449
Can I read it to you?

873
00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:47,270
Oh, I would be honored.

874
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,790
Okay.

875
00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:51,739
"History is largely told

876
00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:55,710
"as a chronicle of great
people doing great things.

877
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,159
"But for most of us,

878
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,679
"life is not made
up of big moments.

879
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,710
It's made up of small moments."

880
00:39:04,130 --> 00:39:05,390
Hello!

881
00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:08,150
Just me with my new key!

882
00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:12,679
I got your text.

883
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,010
Is everything okay?

884
00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,280
What's going on?

885
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:19,549
"Dear Ryan, I'm so sorry.

886
00:39:19,550 --> 00:39:23,130
Jacques is better
off without me."?

887
00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:24,640
She left.

888
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,620
She's gone.

889
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,880
"And with every small choice,

890
00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:34,029
"with every small decision,

891
00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:36,149
"we are defining ourselves.

892
00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:37,509
"Are we honest?

893
00:39:37,510 --> 00:39:39,150
"Are we faithful?

894
00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:41,299
"Are we proud of ourselves,

895
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:44,230
"or are we disappointed
by who we've become?

896
00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:49,260
"Life rarely turns out
the way that we plan.

897
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,429
"The unexpected happens,

898
00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:56,470
"and it surprises us with new
and exciting possibilities.

899
00:39:57,380 --> 00:40:01,340
"But sooner or later,
reality hits you in the face.

900
00:40:01,430 --> 00:40:04,329
"My mother never imagined
having to start over

901
00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:07,209
"as a single mother
with two grown kids.

902
00:40:07,210 --> 00:40:10,809
"But when the unimaginable
happened, she adapted.

903
00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:12,509
"She found strength.

904
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:13,870
"She moved on.

905
00:40:13,930 --> 00:40:16,939
"And I hope, when my life
doesn't go as I plan...

906
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:19,289
"which it certainly won't...

907
00:40:19,290 --> 00:40:22,379
"I can handle myself with
the same grace and strength

908
00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:24,250
"that my mother has taught me.

909
00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:27,269
"She may not be an olympic athlete

910
00:40:27,270 --> 00:40:30,389
"or a world leader, but my mom

911
00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:32,750
is definitely my hero."

912
00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:36,800
You wrote it about me?

913
00:40:37,330 --> 00:40:38,350
Yeah.

914
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,340
You have no idea how much
I needed to hear that.

915
00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:58,130
So, should I continue reading?
In a minute. In a minute.

916
00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:08,530
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