1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,865 ( Rhythmic Stomping, Clapping ) 2 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,968 Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! 3 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:43,870 - ( Sneezes ) - ( Marching Band Playing ) 4 00:00:43,904 --> 00:00:45,739 Oh, Gosh. 5 00:00:45,773 --> 00:00:47,275 The Feathers. ( Sneezing ) 6 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,184 Worst Chicken We Ever Had. 7 00:00:56,217 --> 00:00:59,354 That's Rooster. It's A Rooster. 8 00:01:00,788 --> 00:01:03,123 ( Sneezing ) 9 00:01:03,157 --> 00:01:05,926 Cock-A-Doodle-- Aw, Forget It. 10 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:08,363 - ( Whistle Blows ) - ( Crowd Cheering ) 11 00:01:22,476 --> 00:01:24,278 Hey, Ms. Banfield, Sorry I'm Late. 12 00:01:24,310 --> 00:01:25,979 I've Been Looking For Camie Poole, 13 00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:27,315 Have You Seen Her Go Inside? 14 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:31,119 I'm Sorry, Are You At Brewster High?E 15 00:01:31,152 --> 00:01:33,855 You're Kidding, Right? 16 00:01:33,887 --> 00:01:37,190 I'm In Your Biology Class. 17 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:40,227 I'm Pete-- I'm-- I'm Pete Ivey. 18 00:01:46,399 --> 00:01:48,935 What's Up, Pete? Hi, Ms. Banfield. 19 00:01:48,968 --> 00:01:52,339 Oh, So You Know This Young Man, Cleatus? 20 00:01:52,372 --> 00:01:55,842 He Was Inquiring Of Your Sister.Abouts 21 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:57,444 Pete Was? He's Trying To Find Camie 22 00:01:57,477 --> 00:01:59,212 So He Can Ask Her Out Finally. 23 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,315 - How'd You Know That? - Dude, I'm Your Best Friend. 24 00:02:01,348 --> 00:02:04,318 I Pay Attention To Your Neurotic Ramblings. 25 00:02:04,351 --> 00:02:08,189 Oh, Here We Are. Pete Ivey, Check. 26 00:02:08,221 --> 00:02:09,489 - Thank You. - Okay. 27 00:02:09,522 --> 00:02:12,259 ( Sneezes ) 28 00:02:12,292 --> 00:02:15,195 Oh! Is That Brain? 29 00:02:15,229 --> 00:02:16,931 ( Gags) 30 00:02:16,963 --> 00:02:18,565 - ( Marching Band Stops ) - ( Students Cheering ) 31 00:02:18,599 --> 00:02:20,802 Tommy Thompson. Testing One, Two, Three. 32 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:22,369 - Rooster Basketball... - ( Marching Band Playing ) 33 00:02:24,605 --> 00:02:27,107 Hey, Poole, You Better Get Your Tailfeathers Out On The Court. 34 00:02:27,141 --> 00:02:30,578 ( Chuckles ) "Tailfeathers." That's A Funny One, Skylar. 35 00:02:30,611 --> 00:02:33,181 ( Cheering, Shouting ) 36 00:02:36,884 --> 00:02:38,520 Camie! Hey! Hey-- 37 00:02:43,224 --> 00:02:45,393 Cheerleaders: Ready, Okay! 38 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:48,095 Throw 'Em In The Muck! Cluck, Cluck, Cluck! 39 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:51,866 - Hey, Jamie, What Up? - Beat It, Poole. You're Gross. 40 00:02:51,898 --> 00:02:54,968 - ( Gasps ) - Cheerleaders: ...Cluck, Cluck, Cock-A-Doodle... 41 00:02:55,002 --> 00:02:57,404 Seriously, Leave Or I'll Have The Wrestling Team Hurt You Again! 42 00:02:57,438 --> 00:03:00,274 Okay. All Right. So I Will See You Later. 43 00:03:00,307 --> 00:03:01,608 ( Cheering, Yelling ) 44 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:03,109 - Hey, Sis, How's It-- - Move It, Poole! 45 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:05,312 Oh! Ouch! ( Sneezes ) 46 00:03:05,345 --> 00:03:08,148 Camie! Hey! 47 00:03:08,182 --> 00:03:10,384 Hey, Pete, What Are You Doing Here? 48 00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:12,118 Oh, Me? Oh, I'm-- 49 00:03:12,152 --> 00:03:14,088 Well, I'm Here, 'Cause Um-- 50 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,958 Well, I Had Something That I Wanted To Tell You. 51 00:03:17,992 --> 00:03:21,262 Well, It's, Kind Of More Of A-- A Question. 52 00:03:21,295 --> 00:03:23,264 Okay, Shoot. I'm Kind Of In A Hurry. 53 00:03:23,296 --> 00:03:24,965 Yeah. Y-Yeah. Um-- 54 00:03:24,999 --> 00:03:26,868 Well, I Was-- I Was Wondering 55 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:29,070 If-- If You-- If You Would Go-- 56 00:03:29,102 --> 00:03:31,571 ( Mocking ) If-- You-- Would-- 57 00:03:31,605 --> 00:03:34,107 Who Is This Guy? Does He Even Go To This School? 58 00:03:34,141 --> 00:03:36,510 That's Just Pete. He's My Brother's Best Friend. 59 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:38,245 Don't Care. 60 00:03:38,278 --> 00:03:40,214 ( Cooing ) 61 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:46,254 Gonna Score 20 Points Today For You, Sweet Thing. 62 00:03:46,286 --> 00:03:48,188 ( Giggles ) 63 00:03:48,221 --> 00:03:50,090 - Bye-Bye, Pete. - ( Grunts ) 64 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:54,295 See Ya! ( Groans ) 65 00:03:54,327 --> 00:03:56,330 Isn't Dill Awesome? 66 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:58,565 Yeah. 67 00:03:58,599 --> 00:04:01,935 Yeah, Dill Is The-- The Aweseome-Ist. 68 00:04:01,969 --> 00:04:04,538 All Right, Well, I'll See You At The Game. 69 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:06,540 See You At The Game. 70 00:04:09,108 --> 00:04:10,611 Loser. 71 00:04:12,946 --> 00:04:14,515 Had Enough Yet? Let's Get Out Of Here. 72 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:16,951 ( Sighs ) 73 00:04:16,984 --> 00:04:18,352 ( Sneezes ) 74 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:21,254 Cheerleaders: ...Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 75 00:04:21,288 --> 00:04:23,357 ( Marching Band Playing ) 76 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,562 - What Up, Coach? - Jam, Take The Gum Out. 77 00:04:28,595 --> 00:04:30,264 Let's Go. Get In Here. 78 00:04:30,297 --> 00:04:32,133 Jam, Tie Your Shoes. Let's Get It In Here! 79 00:04:32,165 --> 00:04:34,167 Come On! 80 00:04:34,201 --> 00:04:37,571 - Hey, Pete, How'd It Go With My Sister? - I Dry Heaved. 81 00:04:37,603 --> 00:04:39,940 Ball, Please. Thank You. 82 00:04:39,973 --> 00:04:42,208 Okay, We Have A Simple Goal For Tonight, Okay? 83 00:04:42,242 --> 00:04:44,177 We're Gonna Score More Than Seven Points. 84 00:04:44,211 --> 00:04:48,249 Oh, And Camie Seems To Really Enjoy Kissing Dill. 85 00:04:48,281 --> 00:04:50,383 Uh, Yeah, Pete. I Could Have Told You That. 86 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:52,253 Dude's Always Over At My House. 87 00:04:52,285 --> 00:04:54,155 I Think He's Stealing My Mini Cologne Samples. 88 00:04:54,187 --> 00:04:55,488 Why Didn't You Tell Me Your Sister Was Dating 89 00:04:55,521 --> 00:04:57,490 The Captain Of The Basketball Team? 90 00:04:57,523 --> 00:04:59,627 Pete, Chill, Dude. 91 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,295 Listen, I'll Level With You. 92 00:05:01,328 --> 00:05:03,698 Okay, I Didn't Tell You About Dill 93 00:05:03,730 --> 00:05:07,100 Because-- Because I Wanted You To Grow, Man, 94 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:08,336 Experience New Things. 95 00:05:08,369 --> 00:05:10,470 I Mean, Just Building The Courage 96 00:05:10,504 --> 00:05:14,141 To Choke Out A Few Words To My Sister Took Guts, 97 00:05:14,174 --> 00:05:16,177 Major Guts, Man. 98 00:05:16,210 --> 00:05:17,745 I'm Really Proud Of You. 99 00:05:17,778 --> 00:05:21,415 Really? Thanks, Poole. 100 00:05:21,448 --> 00:05:23,985 - I Appreciate That-- - ( Cackling ) Nah, Dude. 101 00:05:24,018 --> 00:05:25,486 I'm Just Messing With You, Dude. It Just Slipped My Mind. 102 00:05:25,518 --> 00:05:27,422 ( Clears Throat ) 103 00:05:29,489 --> 00:05:31,191 ( Sneezes ) 104 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,237 Hey, Son. 105 00:05:43,269 --> 00:05:45,005 Hi, Dad. 106 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:17,505 What's Wrong, Son? Look A Little Down. 107 00:06:17,538 --> 00:06:20,574 Yeah. Just Got Some Things Going On. 108 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:23,711 Woman Trouble? 109 00:06:23,744 --> 00:06:26,247 Well, Yeah. 110 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,282 I Kinda Missed My Chance With A Girl I Like. 111 00:06:28,314 --> 00:06:30,451 Got Beat To The Punch, Huh? 112 00:06:31,819 --> 00:06:33,388 By The Captain Of The Basketball Team. 113 00:06:35,254 --> 00:06:38,158 Thing Is, Pete, If You Want To Get Noticed By Girls, 114 00:06:38,191 --> 00:06:40,795 You Gotta Give Them Something To Notice. 115 00:06:40,828 --> 00:06:44,265 Like When You Were A Kid, You Were Into Gymnastics. 116 00:06:44,297 --> 00:06:45,833 That Got You Noticed. 117 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:48,168 Yeah, Everyone Thought I Was Weird. 118 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:50,804 Okay, Bad Example. 119 00:06:50,838 --> 00:06:53,307 But, See, My Point Is, This Guy Plays Basketball. 120 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:55,176 That Gets Noticed. 121 00:06:56,410 --> 00:06:58,312 Your Mother Didn't Even Know I Existed 122 00:06:58,345 --> 00:07:00,214 Until I Did Something Bold. 123 00:07:00,247 --> 00:07:01,449 I Got A Motorcycle. 124 00:07:01,482 --> 00:07:03,150 And Pulling Out Of The Dealership, 125 00:07:03,182 --> 00:07:05,118 He Rode Off The Sidewalk And Fell Over. 126 00:07:05,151 --> 00:07:06,719 I Have Poor Balance. 127 00:07:06,752 --> 00:07:08,755 ( Snickers ) Your Father Broke 128 00:07:08,788 --> 00:07:11,558 Nearly Every Bone In His Body. 129 00:07:11,591 --> 00:07:15,161 - Shake A Tailfeather, We Got 45 Minutes To Tip-Off. - Come On, Pete. 130 00:07:15,194 --> 00:07:18,331 - I'm Not Going To The Game. - What Did Your Son Just Say? 131 00:07:18,364 --> 00:07:20,434 Why Bother? Brewster Hasn't Won A Game 132 00:07:20,466 --> 00:07:23,803 Since Like Early Last Season. 133 00:07:23,836 --> 00:07:26,439 - Pete, If This Is Some Sort Of Teenage Acting Out - ( Door Opens, Bell Jingles ) 134 00:07:26,473 --> 00:07:28,242 Against Your Parents, We Kindly Ask You 135 00:07:28,275 --> 00:07:30,878 - To Leave Rooster Nation Out Of It. - Yes. 136 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:34,180 - Hello, Cleatus. - Hola, Leon. 137 00:07:34,213 --> 00:07:36,316 ( Sneezes ) Oh. 138 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:37,617 Sounds Like You Got A Cold. 139 00:07:37,651 --> 00:07:40,521 It's Allergies, But That's A Strong Guess. 140 00:07:40,554 --> 00:07:42,423 Doris... 141 00:07:42,456 --> 00:07:44,825 ( Whispers ) What's Up? 142 00:07:44,857 --> 00:07:46,427 Our Names Haven't Changed, Cleatus. 143 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:48,262 We're Still Mr. And Mrs. Ivey To You. 144 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:50,331 - That's Right. - Hey, Wait A Minute, Shouldn't You Be 145 00:07:50,364 --> 00:07:51,631 Heading To The Game By Now? 146 00:07:51,665 --> 00:07:54,301 Yes. Yes, I Should. 147 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:58,338 Well, Come On, Roosters, Let's Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 148 00:07:58,372 --> 00:07:59,773 ( Squawking ) 149 00:07:59,805 --> 00:08:01,774 We'll Do That. That's Where We're Going. 150 00:08:01,807 --> 00:08:04,911 - Poole, What's Up? - Dude, I Need You To Do Me A Solid. 151 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:06,079 - Okay. - ( Door Closes, Bell Jingles ) 152 00:08:06,112 --> 00:08:08,281 Yeah, I'm Gonna Need You To Go Ahead And Be The Chicken 153 00:08:08,314 --> 00:08:10,651 Tonight At The Game. And I Need To Borrow Like 500 Bucks. 154 00:08:10,684 --> 00:08:12,553 What?! No! 155 00:08:12,586 --> 00:08:15,256 I Thought You Said That You Were My Best Friend. 156 00:08:16,422 --> 00:08:18,458 Okay, No Worries About The Money 157 00:08:18,492 --> 00:08:21,795 And No Hard Feelings About Filling In For Me Today. 158 00:08:21,828 --> 00:08:25,332 I'm Not Gonna Be The Chicken! What Is Going On? 159 00:08:25,364 --> 00:08:28,235 Pete, This Isn't Easy For Me To Admit. 160 00:08:28,268 --> 00:08:30,203 Okay? 161 00:08:30,237 --> 00:08:32,238 Okay... 162 00:08:32,271 --> 00:08:33,807 I'm Dying. 163 00:08:35,275 --> 00:08:37,178 ( Snickers ) 164 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:42,650 - You're Not Serious. - Yes, Pete, I'm Serious. 165 00:08:42,683 --> 00:08:44,451 I'm Dying Inside Of This Foam Chicken Head. 166 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,853 - Idiot. - Dude, It's My Allergies, Man. 167 00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:48,622 Okay, They've Never Been This Bad. 168 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:50,558 I Mean, Principal Daly Got A New Chicken Head 169 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,393 For My Costume. 170 00:08:52,425 --> 00:08:54,795 ( Sneezes ) 171 00:08:54,828 --> 00:08:56,764 He Thought The Bright New Colors 172 00:08:56,796 --> 00:08:59,800 - Would Boost School Spirit, And It's A Fine Plan, Right? - Yeah. 173 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:03,304 I Mean, I'm Probably Gonna Be The First Person In History To Sneeze To Death. 174 00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:07,675 Then Quit. You Hate Being The Chicken. 175 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:09,709 Pete, You Know I Can't Do That. 176 00:09:09,742 --> 00:09:13,213 Okay, It's My Family Legacy. 177 00:09:13,247 --> 00:09:16,250 - Don't Go For The Wallet-- - Yes, I'm Going For The Wallet, Pete. 178 00:09:16,282 --> 00:09:17,817 - I've Seen This-- - Pete, You Made Me Do It. 179 00:09:22,322 --> 00:09:24,325 Me. 180 00:09:24,357 --> 00:09:26,327 My Dad. 181 00:09:28,428 --> 00:09:31,365 My Uncle. 182 00:09:31,397 --> 00:09:32,899 My Other Uncle 183 00:09:35,002 --> 00:09:36,570 I Think That's My Aunt. 184 00:09:37,637 --> 00:09:39,206 My Granddad. 185 00:09:40,607 --> 00:09:43,944 Pete, You're Gonna Have To Do This For The Grandkids. 186 00:09:43,977 --> 00:09:45,612 I Don't Even Know What Makes You Think I Can Be The Chicken. 187 00:09:45,646 --> 00:09:48,281 I Practically Blacked Out Saying Hi To Your Sister. 188 00:09:48,314 --> 00:09:49,949 Okay, Pete, You Know What? That's A Sound Argument. 189 00:09:49,982 --> 00:09:51,651 I Really Don't Want To Get Into It. 190 00:09:51,684 --> 00:09:54,554 Maybe I Came And Asked The Wrong Guy. 191 00:09:54,588 --> 00:09:56,357 - ( Bell Jingles ) - Okay, Pete, If You Don't Want To Do It, 192 00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:58,292 I Guess I'll Just Go Talk To Keith Burke. 193 00:09:58,324 --> 00:09:59,993 You Know He Said He Would Pay Me 194 00:10:00,026 --> 00:10:01,628 To Let Him Wear The Chicken Suit. 195 00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:03,296 I Mean, The Guy Knows It's A Chick Magnet. 196 00:10:04,765 --> 00:10:06,734 - Wait. Wait A Second. - No, Pete, That's Too Bad. 197 00:10:06,766 --> 00:10:10,271 I Was Even Gonna Offer To Put In A Good Word To Camie For You. 198 00:10:10,304 --> 00:10:12,939 You Know, Her And Dill Are Barely Hanging On By A Thread. 199 00:10:12,973 --> 00:10:14,474 - Are You Serious? - Yeah. 200 00:10:14,507 --> 00:10:17,277 And I Know Little Sis Listens To Big Bro. 201 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,012 I Mean, Come On, Pete. 202 00:10:19,045 --> 00:10:22,583 I Was Gonna Say A Few Choice Words On Your Behalf. 203 00:10:22,616 --> 00:10:24,785 Just Think About That. 204 00:10:24,818 --> 00:10:27,353 "Pete 'N' Camie." 205 00:10:27,386 --> 00:10:29,055 That's Catchy. 206 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:30,657 Now It's Gonna Be 207 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:33,326 "The Burkemeister 'N' Camie." 208 00:10:33,359 --> 00:10:35,862 It's Tragic. 209 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,299 Poole, I Don't Even-- I Don't Know The Routine. 210 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:39,766 Pete, Here's The Routine-- 211 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:40,934 Ya Walk Around, Ya Flap Your Wings. 212 00:10:40,968 --> 00:10:43,002 Make Sure You Get In All The School Yearbook Pictures. 213 00:10:43,035 --> 00:10:45,571 Dude, I Don't Know. I'm An Awful Mascot. 214 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,640 Man. 215 00:10:47,674 --> 00:10:50,077 Listen, I Heard At Mascot Camp 216 00:10:50,109 --> 00:10:51,444 They Make A Hypoallergenic Head 217 00:10:51,477 --> 00:10:53,012 For Like 1,000 Bucks. 218 00:10:53,045 --> 00:10:54,580 Dude, I'll Look Into That. 219 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,283 But For Now, Can You Hook A Buddy Up? 220 00:11:00,386 --> 00:11:02,088 You Know, Poole, It's Not Exactly My Thing 221 00:11:02,122 --> 00:11:04,958 To Make A Clown Out Of Myself In Public. 222 00:11:04,991 --> 00:11:07,795 I-- I Usually Leave That To You. 223 00:11:07,828 --> 00:11:10,363 I Mean, What If Somebody Finds Out It's Me? 224 00:11:10,396 --> 00:11:13,901 Pete, Dude, I Need This To Be A Secret More Than You Do. 225 00:11:15,769 --> 00:11:17,071 Oh, Man. 226 00:11:20,774 --> 00:11:23,077 Come On, Man. 227 00:11:25,612 --> 00:11:27,581 Tommy: Yes, Rooster Fans, Another Big Game Today 228 00:11:27,613 --> 00:11:30,016 - As The Armadillos-- 18 Wins And Two Losses-- - ( Cheering ) 229 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:32,652 Take On Your Own Ragin' Roosters, 230 00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:35,723 Who Are Zero For 20. 231 00:11:35,756 --> 00:11:39,026 It's Gonna Be Tough For The Roosters To Beat A Team Of This Caliber. 232 00:11:39,059 --> 00:11:42,626 And Here We Go! Whoo! 233 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,330 ( Fanfare Music Playing ) 234 00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:50,036 Cheerleaders: Ready, Okay! 235 00:11:50,069 --> 00:11:52,506 Throw 'Em In The Muck! Cluck, Cluck, Cluck! 236 00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:54,475 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 237 00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,810 Throw 'Em In The Muck! Cluck, Cluck, Cluck! 238 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,747 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 239 00:12:01,147 --> 00:12:03,483 So Are We Gonna Beat Those Armadillos Tonight? 240 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:07,121 Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Whoo! 241 00:12:07,154 --> 00:12:08,756 ( All Cheering ) 242 00:12:08,789 --> 00:12:11,058 Let's Go, Roosters! 243 00:12:11,091 --> 00:12:14,862 - Still Got It. - You Were The Best Chicken We Ever Had. 244 00:12:14,895 --> 00:12:17,131 Yeah, Well, I Think My Boy Cleatus Has Got What It Takes 245 00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:19,066 To Outshine Even Me. 246 00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:20,767 I'm Not A Loser. I'm Not A Loser-- 247 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,102 Coach. Coach. We're On Air. 248 00:12:23,136 --> 00:12:24,838 Oh... 249 00:12:26,839 --> 00:12:28,942 - Tommy: To Tip-Off We Go. - ( Whistle Blows ) 250 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,981 And The Ball Is Controlled By The Armadillos Downcourt. 251 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,750 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - Armadillos Score! 252 00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:38,885 - ( Crowd Moans ) - I'm Open. 253 00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,187 - Tommy: And It's Picked Off. - Oh! 254 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,422 - ( Groaning, Shouting ) - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 255 00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:45,925 - Coach: How Many Times Do I Have To Say-- - Worst Team 256 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:47,828 In The Entire State! 257 00:12:47,861 --> 00:12:51,064 Hey! Put Me In! I Can Win A Jump Ball. 258 00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:53,066 ( Clucks ) 259 00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:55,068 That's Right, Dill Pickle, I'm Talking To You! 260 00:12:55,101 --> 00:12:56,804 I Told You Jam Can't Inbound! 261 00:12:56,837 --> 00:12:59,439 I Should Just... Inbound To Myself! 262 00:12:59,473 --> 00:13:02,142 Okay, Dill, Inbound To Yourself. 263 00:13:03,609 --> 00:13:05,178 Come On, Let's Go, Guys! 264 00:13:05,212 --> 00:13:07,614 - ( All Shouting ) - Announcer: It's Taken Away Again 265 00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:10,717 - By The Armadillos! - Please, Don't! Don't! 266 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,085 - ( Crowd Groans ) - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 267 00:13:12,117 --> 00:13:15,021 Another Score By The Armadillos! 268 00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:18,191 Come On! Dill, Live Up To Your Hair! 269 00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:21,527 Okay? If I Had Hair Like That, There's No Telling What I Could Do. 270 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,897 ( Sputtering ) 271 00:13:31,136 --> 00:13:33,873 ( Grunts ) 272 00:13:33,906 --> 00:13:35,508 Man! 273 00:13:48,854 --> 00:13:50,690 ( Grunts ) 274 00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:52,660 ( Moans ) 275 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,170 - ( Cheering ) - Back On D! Back On D! Back On D! Back On D! 276 00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:06,607 Back On D! 277 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,909 Okay, Let's Go, Let's Go! Oh! 278 00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:12,045 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - That Means You Stop Them From Scoring. 279 00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:15,482 ( Cheering ) 280 00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:19,852 Let's Get This Over With. No One Knows It's Me. 281 00:14:19,886 --> 00:14:22,054 Just Walk Around, Flap Your Wings, 282 00:14:22,088 --> 00:14:23,623 Be Generally Annoying Like Poole 283 00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:25,892 For A Couple Of Hours And Go Home. 284 00:14:25,925 --> 00:14:27,593 ( Grunts ) 285 00:14:27,627 --> 00:14:29,563 - Oh, Stupid Tail. - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 286 00:14:29,596 --> 00:14:31,064 Whoa! Oh. 287 00:14:31,097 --> 00:14:32,598 What's Up? 288 00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,535 All Right, Here We Go. 289 00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:37,737 - Hey, It's The Chicken! That's My Boy! - He Looks Good. 290 00:14:37,771 --> 00:14:39,906 - Get This Over With. - Go, Dill! 291 00:14:39,939 --> 00:14:41,742 This One's For You, Baby. 292 00:14:41,775 --> 00:14:44,211 Tommy: It's Taken Away Again! 293 00:14:44,243 --> 00:14:45,778 Smooth, Dill. 294 00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:47,146 Okay, Let's Go, Here. Let's Go! Come On! 295 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:49,181 Come On! Oh, There We Go. Back On Defense. 296 00:14:49,214 --> 00:14:51,918 Getting Tired? I Am Just Watching. 297 00:14:53,319 --> 00:14:55,256 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 298 00:14:56,622 --> 00:14:58,090 Let's Go, Roosters! 299 00:14:58,123 --> 00:15:00,827 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 300 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,132 ( Whistle Blows ) 301 00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:10,303 ( Crowd Groans ) 302 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,107 Whoa! 303 00:15:15,141 --> 00:15:17,144 - ( Grunts ) - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 304 00:15:17,176 --> 00:15:19,846 - Oh, Yeah, Very Funny. - ( Laughing ) 305 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,286 Ouch. These People Are Harsh. 306 00:15:30,857 --> 00:15:32,927 ( Whistle Blows ) 307 00:15:35,728 --> 00:15:37,263 - ( Whistle Blows ) - There You Go. 308 00:15:38,798 --> 00:15:41,101 - Go. - Jam, Pass The Ball, Pass The Ball, Pass The Ball. 309 00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,335 Pa-- 310 00:15:42,368 --> 00:15:44,103 Time Out, Please. 311 00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:45,939 - ( Whistle Blows ) - Thank You. 312 00:15:45,972 --> 00:15:47,674 - ( Clucking ) - ( Girls Giggling ) 313 00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:49,610 - All Right! - Whoo! 314 00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,677 Forget It. Sorry, Poole, I'm Out Of Here. 315 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,212 I Still Got A Little Pride Left. 316 00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:54,982 - ( Cheering, Shouting ) - ( Whistle Blows ) 317 00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:57,050 Cheerleader: All Right, Roosters! 318 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,252 ( All Laughing ) 319 00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:05,225 I Hope Cleatus Is All Right. 320 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,993 Oh, He's Fine. He's All Right. 321 00:16:07,026 --> 00:16:09,128 He's Got Padding Under Those Feathers, Right? 322 00:16:09,161 --> 00:16:11,230 Jack: Well, No, No. The School Didn't Spring 323 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,332 For The Deluxe Model With Buttpads. 324 00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:16,303 So, Uh, Hey! You're Okay, Son! Shake It Off, Let's Go! 325 00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:20,239 - Cheerleaders: Okay, It's All Right, It's Okay. - ( Clucking ) 326 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,375 We're Gonna Rule The Roost Someday! 327 00:16:22,409 --> 00:16:25,045 - Whoo! - What Happened? 328 00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:28,015 - ( Groans ) - Ready, Okay! 329 00:16:28,048 --> 00:16:32,085 - It's All Right, It's Okay... - ( Cheerleaders Echoing ) 330 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:35,054 - It's All Right, It's Okay... - Oh. 331 00:16:35,088 --> 00:16:36,790 I'm Giving Them Something To Notice. 332 00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:40,227 - ...It's Okay... - Finally Got Your Attention, Okay. 333 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,862 - Keep Watching. - ( Whistle Blowing ) 334 00:16:41,895 --> 00:16:43,396 ( Cheering ) 335 00:16:43,429 --> 00:16:46,232 ( Clucking ) 336 00:16:50,936 --> 00:16:53,206 ( All Laughing ) 337 00:16:58,111 --> 00:17:00,681 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 338 00:17:00,713 --> 00:17:02,382 ( Clucking ) 339 00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:19,066 ( Clucking ) 340 00:17:19,098 --> 00:17:21,100 ( All Laughing ) 341 00:17:22,202 --> 00:17:23,770 Go, Rooster! 342 00:17:23,802 --> 00:17:26,106 Come On! Good D, Good D, Good D! 343 00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:28,308 Come On! 344 00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,478 ( All Laughing ) 345 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:33,213 There We Go, There We Go! No, No, No! 346 00:17:33,245 --> 00:17:36,816 - ( Shouting ) - ( All Laughing Loudly ) 347 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,385 Let's Go! Three! 348 00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:42,289 Three! 349 00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:46,760 ( Muttering ) Ah, Here We Go Again! 350 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,828 Go Ahead! Just Go Ahead! Come On, Get Back, Get Back! 351 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,396 Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back! 352 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:53,434 - Come On! No! - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 353 00:17:58,303 --> 00:18:00,172 ( Screams ) 354 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,109 - Poole! Poole. - ( Clucking ) 355 00:18:03,143 --> 00:18:04,911 Just-- Okay. 356 00:18:04,944 --> 00:18:07,379 - ( Clucking ) - Don't-- Just Stop That. 357 00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:09,216 - Just Stop It, Stop It! - ( Clucking Rapidly ) 358 00:18:09,249 --> 00:18:11,719 Stop It, Stop It! Okay! 359 00:18:13,286 --> 00:18:15,122 Okay, That's It. That's It. 360 00:18:15,155 --> 00:18:18,258 - Get Off The Court! - ( Squeals ) 361 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:20,127 - ( Whistle Blows ) - What? 362 00:18:20,159 --> 00:18:21,461 - Technical Foul. - What? 363 00:18:21,494 --> 00:18:23,530 - Did You See The Chicken Was On The-- - ( Whistle Blows ) 364 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,866 - What Are You-- Come On! - You're Out Of Here! 365 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,200 - ( All Laughing ) - There's A Giant Chicken! 366 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,903 - You're Out Of Here! - Oh, Come On! 367 00:18:29,935 --> 00:18:31,739 - You're Out Of Here! - That's Ridiculous! 368 00:18:33,106 --> 00:18:35,108 ( Clucking ) 369 00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:50,224 ( Sputtering, Backfiring ) 370 00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:58,865 - Pete. - Hey. 371 00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:00,800 - How'd It Go? - Good, I Guess. 372 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,136 You Might Want To Dry-Clean The Chicken. 373 00:19:03,168 --> 00:19:05,905 I Fell A Lot. 374 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,440 ( Sneezing ) 375 00:19:09,075 --> 00:19:11,178 - I Guess Dry-Cleaning Expenses Can Be On Me. - Yeah. 376 00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:14,347 Okay, Thanks, Pete. 377 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,149 And Rest Assured, Operation "Make Camie Fall In Love With Pete" 378 00:19:17,183 --> 00:19:19,252 Will Commence Tonight. 379 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,986 All Right. Just Keep Me Posted. 380 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,290 - Right. Good Night. - Good Night. 381 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:27,993 Hey, Pete. Thanks. 382 00:19:28,027 --> 00:19:30,798 I Know You Must Have Hated Being The Chicken. 383 00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:37,270 ( School Bell Rings ) 384 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,472 So, Pete, The Chicken Worked Good, Huh? 385 00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:41,440 - Nice One, Poole. - Wasn't So Bad. 386 00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:44,511 - Girl: Hey, Poole. - Good Work, Chicken. 387 00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:46,111 Thanks. 388 00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:48,013 - Whoa, Dude. - Boy: Good Job, Man. 389 00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:49,550 I Guess The Game Went Good, Huh? 390 00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:53,552 Yeah. Yeah, I Think It Went All Right. 391 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,256 I Want Poole Expelled! 392 00:19:56,289 --> 00:19:57,991 He's A Menace! Hanging From The Girders, 393 00:19:58,023 --> 00:19:59,992 Teasing The Officials. 394 00:20:00,025 --> 00:20:02,261 It's Not Funny And It's Not Safe. 395 00:20:02,294 --> 00:20:04,196 He Made A Mockery Of The Team! 396 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:07,334 Seems To Me The Team Did A Pretty Good Job Of That All By Itself. 397 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:10,270 - ( Chuckles ) - Oh That's Nice, Fred. That's Great. 398 00:20:10,302 --> 00:20:14,174 Thank You For That. You Know, I Would Never Say Something Like That To You. 399 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,475 - I'm Sorry, Coach, I'm Sorry. - ( Phones Ringing ) 400 00:20:16,509 --> 00:20:19,279 But Your Team Is Just Not Good. 401 00:20:19,311 --> 00:20:22,281 I Don't Know Whether It's Because The Athletes Are All Horrible 402 00:20:22,315 --> 00:20:25,218 Or Because You Need More Practice Being A Coach, 403 00:20:25,251 --> 00:20:27,220 But Let Me Put It This Way-- 404 00:20:27,252 --> 00:20:29,655 Right Now, That Chicken Has Greater Job Security 405 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,224 Than You Do. 406 00:20:35,161 --> 00:20:37,030 ( School Bell Rings ) 407 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,473 What Up, Fellas? 408 00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:49,442 Good Game Friday Night! 409 00:20:50,676 --> 00:20:53,946 Wow, Poole. You Got Some Guts. 410 00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:56,116 - Right, Boys? - Mm-Hmm. 411 00:20:56,148 --> 00:20:58,117 Thanks, Dell. Guts Kinda Runs In The Family. 412 00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:00,286 They Actually Called My Grandpa "Grandpa Guts." 413 00:21:01,421 --> 00:21:04,324 You Might Want To Consider A New Career Path, 414 00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:08,560 - Because This One Goes Straight To The Frying Pan. - ( Gulps ) 415 00:21:08,594 --> 00:21:10,397 That's Funny, Dill-- Frying Pan. 416 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,098 Fried Chicken, Get It? 417 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,533 - Do You Get It? - Yes, Floyd, I Get It. 418 00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:17,002 And I'll Be Going Now. 419 00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:19,039 Freeze! 420 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:24,978 Let Him Go. Let Him Go. Let Him Go. 421 00:21:25,011 --> 00:21:28,481 Coach, He Made People Laugh At Us. 422 00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:30,215 He Belittled Us And You! 423 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,552 That's His Job. He's A Mascot. 424 00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:36,155 One Feather On His Scrawny Little Head Gets Touched, 425 00:21:36,188 --> 00:21:38,357 You Go Three Rounds With Me, Comprende? 426 00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:40,326 ( Whispers ) Comprende? 427 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:43,096 Understand. 428 00:21:43,128 --> 00:21:44,396 ( Grunts ) 429 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:47,134 Okay. Knew That Was Gonna Happen. 430 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:51,136 Thanks, Coach. I Feel Like They Were 431 00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:53,539 Channeling Their Anger At Me Instead Of Each Other. 432 00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:55,307 That's Just My Theory. 433 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:57,209 - I Don't Like You, Poole. - Huh? 434 00:21:57,242 --> 00:21:59,111 And I Don't Like The Chicken, Get It? 435 00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:02,147 - Okay. - I Wish I Could Cut Those Boys Loose, 436 00:22:02,181 --> 00:22:05,285 Play Patty-Cake With Your Face, But I'd Lose My Job. 437 00:22:05,318 --> 00:22:08,488 And That Is The Only Reason You Are Still Upright. 438 00:22:08,521 --> 00:22:10,991 W-What Did I Do That Was So Bad? 439 00:22:11,023 --> 00:22:13,292 Oh, Don't Play Dumb With Me, Mop-Top. 440 00:22:13,326 --> 00:22:16,626 You Know What You Did Out On That Court 441 00:22:15,661 --> 00:22:18,131 And Let's Just Say Some Feelings Were Hurt. 442 00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:21,233 And Hurt Feelings... 443 00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:23,103 Stink. ( Whimpering ) 444 00:22:24,436 --> 00:22:26,272 ( Crying ) 445 00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:29,209 ( School Bell Rings ) 446 00:22:32,712 --> 00:22:34,647 ( Applauding, Cheering ) 447 00:22:40,118 --> 00:22:42,155 ( Giggling ) 448 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:45,657 You Were So Funny Friday Night. 449 00:22:45,691 --> 00:22:47,494 I Will Never Have A Wrestler Beat You Up Again. 450 00:22:47,527 --> 00:22:49,295 Ah-Ah-Ah! 451 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,196 Ahem, Well, 452 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:54,434 It Is Only Fitting That We Have Our Chicken Present 453 00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:58,037 - When We Talk About The Rooster Day Celebration. - Hi. 454 00:22:58,070 --> 00:23:01,307 I Need Two Volunteers From This Class 455 00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:03,309 To Be On The Float Committee. 456 00:23:05,278 --> 00:23:08,615 Oh, Come On, Citizens. ( Groans ) 457 00:23:08,647 --> 00:23:11,650 Pete Ivey. Hey, Pete. 458 00:23:11,684 --> 00:23:13,752 What About You? 459 00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:17,190 This Could Be A Great Way To Make A Name For Yourself, Huh? 460 00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:19,259 Think About It. 461 00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:21,226 I'll Volunteer, Ms. Banfield. 462 00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:22,796 Oh, That Would Be Wonderful, Angela. 463 00:23:22,828 --> 00:23:25,697 So Then It Is Angela Morrissey 464 00:23:25,731 --> 00:23:28,468 And Pete Ivey On The Float Committee, 465 00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:30,470 The Two New Kids In School. That Is Perfect. 466 00:23:30,502 --> 00:23:32,504 I Didn't Realize You Were A New Kid In School. 467 00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:34,374 - I'm Not. She-- - Save It For The Float Committee! 468 00:23:37,275 --> 00:23:38,343 Okay. 469 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:42,749 Poole: Okay, All Right, Guys. One More Time. 470 00:23:42,781 --> 00:23:47,153 Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Power To The Poultry. 471 00:23:47,185 --> 00:23:49,188 - ( Cheering ) - All Right. 472 00:23:49,222 --> 00:23:50,690 Yo, Pete! 473 00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:52,192 I'm Sorry, Guys, I Gotta Run. 474 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:54,327 But There Will Be Another Show Later. 475 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,161 - When, Later? - Huh? 476 00:23:56,194 --> 00:23:58,432 How About Later After School? You And Me? 477 00:23:59,799 --> 00:24:01,501 - So What Do You Say? - Yes, Please. 478 00:24:05,338 --> 00:24:07,773 ( Giggles ) 479 00:24:07,807 --> 00:24:09,576 Okay, Did Everybody See That? 480 00:24:09,608 --> 00:24:12,444 - Okay, Everyone. Let's Get Started. - Sorry I'm Late. 481 00:24:12,478 --> 00:24:15,315 I-- I Just Got Lost Again. 482 00:24:15,348 --> 00:24:18,117 There's Just So Much You Gotta Learn With A New School. 483 00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:20,319 Put A Dollar In The Late Jar. 484 00:24:20,353 --> 00:24:23,256 Good, So We Have Bob's Uncle's Tractor 485 00:24:23,289 --> 00:24:25,592 To Pull The Float. 486 00:24:26,658 --> 00:24:28,427 Let's See, What Else? 487 00:24:29,794 --> 00:24:34,300 - The Next Order Of Business... - Here, I Gotcha. 488 00:24:34,332 --> 00:24:35,734 Thanks, I'll Pay You Back. 489 00:24:35,768 --> 00:24:37,703 Maybe We Can Build A Big Rocket Ship 490 00:24:37,736 --> 00:24:41,874 And Paint Something On It, Like, I Dunno, "Go Roosters." 491 00:24:43,376 --> 00:24:45,278 Really? A Rocket Ship? 492 00:24:45,310 --> 00:24:48,415 That's The Best You Got? Rocket Ship? 493 00:24:49,815 --> 00:24:52,318 I'm Outta Here. Good Luck Without Me. 494 00:24:52,350 --> 00:24:54,154 It Was Just My First Idea. 495 00:24:54,186 --> 00:24:57,357 - What Else You Got? - Uh... Space Shuttle. 496 00:25:03,328 --> 00:25:05,798 - Hey, Listen Up. Angela's Got An Idea. - ( Door Closes ) 497 00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:08,200 Well, I Don't-- I Don't Want To Be Pushy Or Anything-- 498 00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:11,703 No, Hey, It's Wide Open. What's Up? Come On. 499 00:25:11,736 --> 00:25:14,239 Uh... Well... 500 00:25:14,272 --> 00:25:17,276 Um... 501 00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,578 Okay, Well-- Well, It Seems To Me 502 00:25:18,610 --> 00:25:21,513 Everyone Likes The Chicken, 503 00:25:21,547 --> 00:25:23,216 So... 504 00:25:23,249 --> 00:25:26,419 Why Don't We Try To Use Him Somehow? 505 00:25:27,587 --> 00:25:29,955 - I Like It. - Girl: Any Specific Idea? 506 00:25:29,989 --> 00:25:32,292 Put The Chicken On A Rocket Ship! 507 00:25:32,325 --> 00:25:35,595 ( Sighs ) Anyone Besides Bob Got An Idea? 508 00:25:37,762 --> 00:25:39,831 Angela! Angela, Hey! 509 00:25:39,865 --> 00:25:42,335 - Hey! - Hey, Your Idea Was Awesome In There. 510 00:25:42,367 --> 00:25:43,836 - Oh, Thanks. - Yeah. 511 00:25:43,868 --> 00:25:46,205 You're, Uh, Peter, Right? 512 00:25:46,239 --> 00:25:48,208 Yeah, Pete. That's The Name. 513 00:25:48,241 --> 00:25:50,343 Oh, Don't Worry. I'll Definitely Give You Your Dollar Back Tomorrow. 514 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:52,845 Oh, Keep It. I've Got Like 20 More Where That Came From. 515 00:25:52,877 --> 00:25:55,948 ( Giggles ) Good. 516 00:25:55,982 --> 00:25:58,952 Hey, You Want A Ride Home? My Car's Just Right There. 517 00:25:58,984 --> 00:26:01,788 Oh, No, No, Thanks. I'm Gonna Walk. 518 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:05,257 It's Kinda My Exercise For The Day, But Thanks. 519 00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:06,759 Really. 520 00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:08,427 I Like To Walk, Yeah. 521 00:26:08,461 --> 00:26:10,762 - Good For The Lungs, Right? - Yes, That It Is. 522 00:26:10,796 --> 00:26:12,699 I'll Walk With You. 523 00:26:13,765 --> 00:26:15,534 Don't You Have A Car? 524 00:26:15,568 --> 00:26:19,439 Well, Yeah. Yeah, But It's So Bad For The Environment. 525 00:26:19,472 --> 00:26:22,508 - Right. - I Was Thinking About Donating It To A-- 526 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,278 - Like A Foundation. - Oh. Oh, Yeah? 527 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:28,013 - Yeah. - Well, My Boyfriend Back In Houston, 528 00:26:28,047 --> 00:26:30,683 He Volunteers For A Nursing Home. 529 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,417 They're Always Looking For Donations. 530 00:26:32,451 --> 00:26:34,886 Well, I Will-- I Will Strongly Consider 531 00:26:34,919 --> 00:26:36,989 Donating My Car To-- To Your Boyfriend. 532 00:26:37,022 --> 00:26:39,259 Cool. 533 00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:41,327 Yep. 534 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,795 Um, Well, Uh-- I-- I--- I Better Go. 535 00:26:43,828 --> 00:26:45,831 So Bye, Pete. 536 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:48,635 Bye. 537 00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:53,740 - Poultry In Motion, Right? - Cleatus! 538 00:26:53,772 --> 00:26:55,809 ( Giggling ) 539 00:26:59,345 --> 00:27:00,880 Poole: Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! 540 00:27:05,483 --> 00:27:07,352 ( Crickets Chirping ) 541 00:27:07,386 --> 00:27:09,289 ( Tv Chattering ) 542 00:27:09,321 --> 00:27:10,723 Here You Go. 543 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,463 - ( Door Opens, Bell Jingles ) - I'm Not Hungry, Mom. 544 00:27:18,496 --> 00:27:19,965 - Yeah, - Poole? 545 00:27:19,999 --> 00:27:21,467 - What's Up? - What Are You Doing Here? 546 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,502 Listen, Partner, We Gotta Talk. 547 00:27:23,536 --> 00:27:25,772 I Need To Know What You Did At The Game Friday. 548 00:27:25,805 --> 00:27:28,341 - I Don't Know, I Just Improvised. - Improvised? 549 00:27:28,374 --> 00:27:30,309 Like How, Pete? I Mean, Did Ya-- 550 00:27:30,342 --> 00:27:32,010 Did You Use Props, Catchphrases? 551 00:27:32,043 --> 00:27:33,512 Can You Please Just Give Me Some Details? 552 00:27:33,546 --> 00:27:35,782 I Don't Know. 553 00:27:35,815 --> 00:27:38,318 I Followed The Coach Around A Little Bit. 554 00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:40,786 - I Made Fun Of Him. - That Explains A Lot. 555 00:27:40,819 --> 00:27:42,054 I Got In The Other Team's Huddle. 556 00:27:42,088 --> 00:27:45,325 - That Got A Big Laugh. - Pete, You Do Realize That You Broke 557 00:27:45,357 --> 00:27:47,627 All Of The Mascot Rules, Right? 558 00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:51,530 I'm-- I'm Sorry. 559 00:27:51,563 --> 00:27:53,465 I Just Went With It. 560 00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:55,101 I've Never Acted Like That Before. 561 00:27:55,134 --> 00:27:57,002 It's Cool, Man. I Really Don't Care. 562 00:27:57,036 --> 00:28:00,106 The Important Thing Is I Might Be Kissing Jamie Wynn 563 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:02,507 - By Week's End. - Yeah... 564 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:04,010 All 'Cause Of Me. 565 00:28:04,042 --> 00:28:06,411 Don't Think This Is Going Unrewarded, Okay? 566 00:28:06,444 --> 00:28:09,415 I Mean, Um, Camie Was Just Asking Me About You. 567 00:28:09,447 --> 00:28:11,117 Whatever. Camie's Not Into Me. 568 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:14,052 ( Gagging ) Really? 569 00:28:14,086 --> 00:28:17,857 Why Did She Ask If You Get Sweaty Palms When You Hold Hands With A Girl,Eh? 570 00:28:17,889 --> 00:28:20,859 - Why'd She Ask That, Pete? - ( Grunts ) 571 00:28:20,893 --> 00:28:22,862 - Really? - Mm-Hmm. 572 00:28:22,895 --> 00:28:24,731 What'd You Say? 573 00:28:24,763 --> 00:28:27,766 I Mean, I Do Sometimes, But It Depends. 574 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,635 - No, Man, I'm Just Kidding. - ( Groans ) 575 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,937 She Actually Hasn't Asked That Yet. 576 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,606 But, Pete... 577 00:28:33,638 --> 00:28:36,442 I'm Prepared To Defend All Of Your Flaws. 578 00:28:36,474 --> 00:28:38,444 Okay, Here's The Deal: 579 00:28:38,476 --> 00:28:40,479 I Need You To Teach Me The Routine. 580 00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:42,749 All I Remember Is Everybody Was Staring At Me. 581 00:28:42,781 --> 00:28:46,485 And Then, I Don't Know, Something Clicked. 582 00:28:46,519 --> 00:28:49,021 Clicked? Pete, I Need Specifics. 583 00:28:49,053 --> 00:28:51,590 You Realize That I Will Probably Never 584 00:28:51,624 --> 00:28:53,992 Be This Popular Ever Again In My Life. 585 00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:55,927 I Know, Even Angela Morrissey's A Fan. 586 00:28:55,961 --> 00:28:58,598 - Morrissey's A Fan? - Yeah. 587 00:28:59,898 --> 00:29:01,533 Sweet. 588 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:05,137 Okay, Pete. What Is It? 589 00:29:05,171 --> 00:29:07,006 I Mean, You Want To Be A Friend, A Best Friend? 590 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:09,541 'Cause That's What I'm Telling People That We Are. 591 00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:13,845 All Right, I'll Show You Some Moves. 592 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:15,548 Perfect. 593 00:29:16,915 --> 00:29:19,085 Oh My Goodness, Pete. 594 00:29:19,117 --> 00:29:21,553 I'm A Genius. You're Gonna Be The Chicken Tomorrow. 595 00:29:21,587 --> 00:29:24,891 And I'll Be In The Stands Watching You Do What You Do. 596 00:29:24,924 --> 00:29:26,759 And You Can Count It. 597 00:29:26,791 --> 00:29:28,694 That'll Work. People See You In The Stands, 598 00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:30,061 They Know You're Not In The Suit. 599 00:29:30,095 --> 00:29:33,098 Pete, I'm Not Stupid, Man. 600 00:29:33,132 --> 00:29:35,802 That Base Will Be Covered. 601 00:29:35,835 --> 00:29:37,603 - Poole? - Hmm? 602 00:29:37,636 --> 00:29:39,806 Your Helmet's Backwards. 603 00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:44,510 - I Knew My Helmet Was Backwards-- - Just Looking Out For Ya. 604 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:46,578 It's Gonna Be Fine, Pete. Okay? 605 00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:50,150 - ( Cheering ) - ( Fanfare ) 606 00:30:00,893 --> 00:30:03,696 Okay, Chicklets, It's A Whole New Ballgame. 607 00:30:03,729 --> 00:30:06,799 Now, Let's Get Out There And Show Those Dolphins What Roosters Are Made Of! 608 00:30:06,831 --> 00:30:08,700 Feathers And A Beak! Whoo! 609 00:30:09,702 --> 00:30:12,038 Okay. Get Your Hands In Here. 610 00:30:13,239 --> 00:30:15,642 ( All Clucking ) 611 00:30:16,675 --> 00:30:18,109 ( Cheering ) 612 00:30:18,143 --> 00:30:20,113 Tommy: And It's The Chicken. 613 00:30:23,549 --> 00:30:25,652 Okay, Let's Go. 614 00:30:32,191 --> 00:30:35,261 Way To Start Strong. I Like Where Your Head's At. 615 00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:37,863 - Got A Good Feeling About Today. - ( Cheering ) 616 00:30:37,896 --> 00:30:39,264 Yeah, Dill! 617 00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:41,067 Go, Dill! 618 00:30:43,301 --> 00:30:46,039 Dill, Ball! 619 00:30:47,673 --> 00:30:50,542 Hello There. Tommy Thompson With Rooster Basketball. 620 00:30:50,576 --> 00:30:53,746 14 And Four Dolphins Coming In To Play Your Very Own 621 00:30:53,779 --> 00:30:56,682 - Raging Roosters, Who Are Zero For... - Let's Bring It In. 622 00:30:56,714 --> 00:30:59,584 ...21 In The Loss Column. 623 00:30:59,617 --> 00:31:00,919 Okay, Guys, Ready? 624 00:31:00,953 --> 00:31:04,557 Defense, Take Care Of The Ball. Defense, Take Care Of The Ball. 625 00:31:04,589 --> 00:31:06,591 Hands In, Here We Go. 626 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:09,694 - ( Team Clucking ) - ( Chicken Clucking ) 627 00:31:09,728 --> 00:31:12,232 - ( All Laughing ) - ( Clucking Quizzically ) 628 00:31:17,569 --> 00:31:20,172 ( Clucking ) Roosters! 629 00:31:20,204 --> 00:31:23,141 - Tommy: It's The Opening Tip-Off. - ( Whistle Blows ) 630 00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:25,810 And The Game's Underway Downcourt. 631 00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:27,647 - And It's By The Dolphins. - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 632 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,048 Okay! That's Okay! 633 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,050 - Come On, Roosters! - Let's Go! 634 00:31:31,082 --> 00:31:33,252 - ( Cheering ) - You Guys Can Do It! 635 00:31:33,284 --> 00:31:35,053 Let's Go, Boys, Whoo! 636 00:31:35,087 --> 00:31:37,257 I'm Going All The Way. 637 00:31:41,594 --> 00:31:43,095 - Watch Out! - Whoa! 638 00:31:43,127 --> 00:31:44,597 Head Up-- 639 00:31:44,629 --> 00:31:47,232 ( All Shouting, Screaming ) 640 00:31:47,265 --> 00:31:50,069 - ( Whistle Blows ) - ( All Laughing ) 641 00:31:50,101 --> 00:31:51,937 Come On, Coach. They Just Scored Two Baskets 642 00:31:51,971 --> 00:31:54,073 - While You're Flirting With The Chicken. - ( Chicken Clucking ) 643 00:31:54,106 --> 00:31:56,975 - Get Out There, They Need Some Coaching. - ( Smooches ) 644 00:31:57,009 --> 00:31:58,644 - That's My Chicken. - Coach: Get Up. 645 00:31:58,676 --> 00:32:00,212 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - Get Up! 646 00:32:00,244 --> 00:32:02,213 - ( Squealing, Squawking ) - He Started It. 647 00:32:02,246 --> 00:32:04,149 I Don't Care Who Started It. 648 00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,085 - Go. - Whatever. 649 00:32:06,117 --> 00:32:08,087 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 650 00:32:08,119 --> 00:32:10,121 Time Out! Get In Here! 651 00:32:10,155 --> 00:32:12,258 - Referee: Time Out! - In Here. 652 00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,330 You-- S-- ( Grunts ) 653 00:32:18,364 --> 00:32:20,700 And You-- ( Mutters ) 654 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:24,203 Oh, And You-- I Just Can't... Stand It. 655 00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:26,137 ( Muttering, Grunting ) 656 00:32:26,171 --> 00:32:28,007 ( Hissing ) 657 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,675 ( Grunting ) 658 00:32:30,709 --> 00:32:32,044 ( Clucking Angrily ) 659 00:32:32,077 --> 00:32:34,146 Roosters! 660 00:32:35,748 --> 00:32:37,283 Way To Go, Boys! 661 00:32:37,316 --> 00:32:40,086 - Hi, Cleatus. - Hi, Cleatus. 662 00:32:40,118 --> 00:32:42,154 ( Squawks ) 663 00:32:42,186 --> 00:32:45,090 - ( Giggles ) - Angela Morrissey, You're Looking Cuter Every Day. 664 00:32:45,124 --> 00:32:46,791 - Come Here. - Oh-Ee-Oh-Ee-Oh! 665 00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:48,160 ( Clucking ) 666 00:32:48,193 --> 00:32:51,129 - ( Giggling ) - ( All Laughing ) 667 00:32:54,232 --> 00:32:56,668 Referee: In Ball! 668 00:32:56,702 --> 00:32:58,237 Go, Go, Go, Go! 669 00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:00,740 ( All Cheering ) 670 00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,207 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 671 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:05,011 Yes, That's Exactly What I Meant! 672 00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:06,945 That's My Chicken! 673 00:33:09,848 --> 00:33:12,752 Cleatus! Cleatus! Cleatus! 674 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:14,953 Cleatus! Okay, Okay! 675 00:33:14,986 --> 00:33:18,957 - ( Giggling ) - Cleatus, Are You Crazy? What Are You Doing? 676 00:33:18,991 --> 00:33:20,893 ( Clucking ) 677 00:33:20,925 --> 00:33:23,795 It Was Sweet Of You To Pick Me To Run Away With. 678 00:33:23,828 --> 00:33:26,732 ( Clucks Shyly ) 679 00:33:26,764 --> 00:33:28,233 Crowd: Chicken! Chicken! 680 00:33:28,267 --> 00:33:29,969 - Chicken! - Bawk? 681 00:33:30,002 --> 00:33:32,905 I Think Your Fans Are Calling. 682 00:33:32,937 --> 00:33:34,674 ( Clucking ) 683 00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:40,246 Well, I Should Get Back To My Cheering. 684 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,382 ( Clucks ) 685 00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:50,388 ( Clucking Softly ) 686 00:33:50,422 --> 00:33:52,992 Well, Thank You. 687 00:33:56,962 --> 00:34:00,299 ( Crowd Cheering ) 688 00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:09,174 ( Backfiring, Sputtering ) 689 00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:13,878 Pete! 690 00:34:13,911 --> 00:34:16,114 Dude, You Were Amazing! 691 00:34:16,148 --> 00:34:18,150 You Know, Now I Know Why Everybody Loves Me. 692 00:34:18,183 --> 00:34:19,485 ( Chuckles ) Anyways, I Gotta Run. 693 00:34:19,518 --> 00:34:21,220 I Got A Date With Jamie. 694 00:34:21,253 --> 00:34:23,189 - Isn't This Great? - Yeah, For You. 695 00:34:23,221 --> 00:34:26,424 Everyone Still Thinks You're The Chicken. I'm Just Boring Old Pete Ivey. 696 00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:29,061 Monday Morning I'm Gonna Be The Kid In The Back Of The Room Nobody Knows. 697 00:34:29,094 --> 00:34:31,063 Okay, Pete. 698 00:34:31,096 --> 00:34:33,232 I Mean, Maybe You're Right. You Should Be Getting More Out Of This 699 00:34:33,264 --> 00:34:35,467 Than All The Groundwork I've Been Laying Down With My Sister. 700 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,168 - ( Laughs ) - Trust Me, Pete. 701 00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:38,970 - Dude, She's Coming Around. - I'm Sure She Is. 702 00:34:39,003 --> 00:34:41,339 Here's What We're Gonna Do. 703 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,108 You're Gonna Be The Chicken 704 00:34:43,141 --> 00:34:44,442 Full-Time. All Right. 705 00:34:44,476 --> 00:34:46,145 What-- What Are You-- 706 00:34:46,177 --> 00:34:48,313 What Do You Mean, Full-Time? 707 00:34:48,346 --> 00:34:51,916 What About That Allergy-Proof Chicken Head Or Whatever? 708 00:34:51,949 --> 00:34:53,351 ( Stammers ) 709 00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:55,186 The Financing Dried Up. 710 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:57,922 You Know, The Pta Shot Down Principal Daly's Request 711 00:34:57,956 --> 00:34:59,391 For The Thousand Bucks, 712 00:34:59,424 --> 00:35:01,259 Something About Fire Extinguishers 713 00:35:01,293 --> 00:35:03,929 Being A Better Resource Of-- I Don't Know. 714 00:35:03,962 --> 00:35:06,297 It's Politics, Man. 715 00:35:06,331 --> 00:35:08,233 Say, Poole, Does This... 716 00:35:08,266 --> 00:35:11,469 Custom-Built Hypoallergenic Head Really Even Exist? 717 00:35:11,503 --> 00:35:14,273 Yea-- No. ( Laughing ) 718 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:16,908 No, Pete. No, It Doesn't. 719 00:35:16,942 --> 00:35:19,011 Why Do I Ever Believe Anything You Ever Say Anymore? 720 00:35:19,043 --> 00:35:21,212 Because We're Best Friends. 721 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:24,049 Now, Pete, Are You In Or Are You Out? 722 00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:26,152 Well... 723 00:35:26,184 --> 00:35:28,953 I Don't Know. I'm Just Not Sure About Being The Chicken Full-Time. 724 00:35:28,987 --> 00:35:31,023 Well, I Mean, If People Were To Find Out 725 00:35:31,056 --> 00:35:33,958 That It Was Just Boring Old Pete Ivey In The Suit, 726 00:35:33,991 --> 00:35:35,360 They'd Expect Me To Be This... 727 00:35:35,393 --> 00:35:39,030 Hey-Check-Me-Out- I'm-Crazy 728 00:35:39,063 --> 00:35:40,398 Kinda Guy All The Time. 729 00:35:40,431 --> 00:35:42,934 And It's Not Me. That's You. 730 00:35:42,967 --> 00:35:45,538 Okay, Pete, I Don't Ever Recall Saying 731 00:35:45,570 --> 00:35:48,174 That We Could Let People In On Our Little Secret Here. 732 00:35:48,206 --> 00:35:50,108 Oh. Oh, So I Keep Being The Chicken, 733 00:35:50,141 --> 00:35:52,243 - You Keep Getting The Credit? - Yeah. 734 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:54,547 - What?! - Pete, It's A Win-Win, Dude. 735 00:35:54,579 --> 00:35:57,116 Wait. Wait, Wait, Wait. How Is It A Win-Win? 736 00:35:57,148 --> 00:35:59,184 Uh, Simple. I Get The Benefit Of Fame, 737 00:35:59,217 --> 00:36:00,985 The Poole Family Tradition Lives On. 738 00:36:01,018 --> 00:36:03,154 Let's Not Forget About Jamie. 739 00:36:03,188 --> 00:36:06,592 And You-- You Get To Have Fun In A Chicken Suit. 740 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:09,161 Pete, It Doesn't Get Better Than That. 741 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,166 - It Is Kinda Fun. - Yeah, It Is. 742 00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:17,268 I Mean, I'm Kinda Good At It. 743 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:20,940 Good? Pete. Dude, You're Amazing. 744 00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:24,175 I Mean, No Poole Has Ever Been This Good. 745 00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:25,610 You're A Natural, Baby. 746 00:36:25,643 --> 00:36:27,879 You Got All The Moves And Stuff. 747 00:36:30,081 --> 00:36:32,451 All Right. Yeah, I'll Do It. 748 00:36:32,483 --> 00:36:34,252 - Why Not? - You're Gonna Do It? 749 00:36:34,286 --> 00:36:36,121 - Yeah, I'll Do It. - Perfect. I'll Call You. 750 00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:37,956 - Cool. - All Right. You're Gonna Do It. 751 00:36:37,989 --> 00:36:39,424 - Yeah. - You're My-- You're My Big Chicken. 752 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:42,127 - Why Not? - Okay. 753 00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:46,565 ( Door Opens, Closes ) 754 00:36:46,598 --> 00:36:48,266 I Want Him Gone, Fred! 755 00:36:48,299 --> 00:36:50,002 I Can't Keep My Mind In The Game! 756 00:36:50,034 --> 00:36:52,337 The-- The Crowd Isn't Even Looking At The Court Anymore. 757 00:36:52,371 --> 00:36:55,340 Excuse Me, Coach-- Something I Remembered I Had To Do. 758 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,087 Let's See Here. 759 00:37:09,121 --> 00:37:11,456 Roosters Have Scored 24 Points All Season. 760 00:37:13,592 --> 00:37:16,128 Their Opponents... 761 00:37:17,128 --> 00:37:19,130 Hmm. 762 00:37:24,168 --> 00:37:26,371 ( Door Opens, Closes ) 763 00:37:33,244 --> 00:37:37,116 Okay, So After This, We Need 14' Of Chicken Wire. 764 00:37:37,148 --> 00:37:39,083 - Ah, Chicken Wire. - Mm-Hmm. 765 00:37:39,116 --> 00:37:41,619 That Would Be In The Wire Department 766 00:37:41,652 --> 00:37:43,421 Under "Chicken." 767 00:37:43,454 --> 00:37:47,159 Or Would It Be In The Chicken Department... 768 00:37:47,192 --> 00:37:50,029 Both: Under "Wire"? 769 00:37:50,061 --> 00:37:52,498 ( Laughing ) 770 00:37:52,530 --> 00:37:55,634 So What Did You Hear From Houston? 771 00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:58,304 - You Mean My Boyfriend? - Yeah. 772 00:37:58,337 --> 00:38:01,473 Well, He Made Captain Of The Debate Team. 773 00:38:01,505 --> 00:38:03,341 Oh, Sounds Like A Fun Guy. 774 00:38:03,375 --> 00:38:05,710 Yeah. Yeah, He, Uh... 775 00:38:05,744 --> 00:38:08,447 - Sure Likes To Argue. - ( Police Radio Chatter ) 776 00:38:09,614 --> 00:38:12,016 So, Pete, Um... 777 00:38:12,049 --> 00:38:15,954 Cleatus Poole-- He, Uh-- He's A Friend Of Yours, Isn't He? 778 00:38:15,987 --> 00:38:18,056 I Mean, Only Since Kindergarten. 779 00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:20,059 - Why? - Oh, No Reason. 780 00:38:20,092 --> 00:38:22,561 Just-- He, Um, Seems Like An Interesting Person. 781 00:38:24,029 --> 00:38:26,030 He's Complex, Isn't He? 782 00:38:26,063 --> 00:38:28,266 ( Laughs ) Poole? 783 00:38:28,299 --> 00:38:31,436 - Yeah. - I Just Never Really Considered The Concept. 784 00:38:31,469 --> 00:38:34,305 Well, I Mean, It's Like By Day, 785 00:38:34,338 --> 00:38:37,275 He's Just This, Kind Of Ordinary-- 786 00:38:37,308 --> 00:38:39,277 - Really, Really Ordinary... - Yeah, Ordinary. 787 00:38:39,311 --> 00:38:41,113 - ...Guy. - You Know, When He's The Chicken... 788 00:38:41,145 --> 00:38:44,115 He's Just So... Different. 789 00:38:44,148 --> 00:38:45,451 Well, How Different? 790 00:38:45,483 --> 00:38:49,154 - What Do You Mean? - I Dunno, He's-- 791 00:38:49,186 --> 00:38:52,123 He's Brash And Bold And Daring 792 00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:53,625 And He's So Funny. 793 00:38:53,657 --> 00:38:56,362 Angela, Are You Saying You're Like, 794 00:38:56,395 --> 00:38:58,563 Interested In Poole Because He's The Chicken? 795 00:38:58,596 --> 00:39:02,066 - Oh-- - Susie: I Found The Putty. It's A Little Pricey, 796 00:39:02,099 --> 00:39:04,670 But Good Putty Is Worth Every Cent. 797 00:39:04,703 --> 00:39:07,373 Did You Get Any Twine? Where's The Twine? 798 00:39:07,405 --> 00:39:09,308 I Didn't See Twine On The List. 799 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:11,043 Come On, Twine's The Main Thing. 800 00:39:11,076 --> 00:39:13,012 You Don't Build A Float Without A Big Old Ball Of Twine. 801 00:39:13,045 --> 00:39:16,282 Come On, It's-- It's Back In The Twine Aisle. You Can't Miss It. 802 00:39:17,215 --> 00:39:19,251 Thank You. Anyways... 803 00:39:19,284 --> 00:39:21,286 Um... Oh, Poole. 804 00:39:21,319 --> 00:39:23,322 Oh, It's Nothing, Really. 805 00:39:23,355 --> 00:39:25,724 I Mean, He's Got A Girlfriend Anyways, Right? 806 00:39:25,757 --> 00:39:28,226 - Right. - And You Have A Boyfriend, 807 00:39:28,259 --> 00:39:31,062 - Let's Not Forget That. - Oh. Yeah, Yeah. 808 00:39:31,096 --> 00:39:32,630 - Yeah. - Of Course. 809 00:39:32,663 --> 00:39:34,566 All Right, Where's That Stupid Chicken Wire? 810 00:39:37,302 --> 00:39:40,439 - ( All Cheering ) - Yeah! 811 00:39:40,471 --> 00:39:42,240 Jam, Knock It Off! 812 00:39:42,273 --> 00:39:44,210 Give Her Pompoms Back Right Now! 813 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,713 ( Clucking ) 814 00:39:59,123 --> 00:40:01,526 ( Squawking ) 815 00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:06,732 Ready, Okay! Throw 'Em In The Muck! 816 00:40:06,764 --> 00:40:08,232 Cluck, Cluck, Cluck! 817 00:40:08,266 --> 00:40:10,536 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 818 00:40:10,569 --> 00:40:12,503 Throw 'Em In The Muck! Cluck, Cluck, Cluck! 819 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:14,839 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 820 00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:17,108 Whoo! 821 00:40:17,141 --> 00:40:19,377 Hey, You Wanna Go Somewhere After The Game? 822 00:40:19,411 --> 00:40:21,079 - Bawk. - Where? 823 00:40:21,112 --> 00:40:23,214 - Bawk? - Come On, Cleatus, Talk To Me. 824 00:40:23,248 --> 00:40:25,717 - Bawk Bawk. - We Could Miss The Bus. 825 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,219 Have To Find Our Own Way Home... 826 00:40:27,252 --> 00:40:29,688 - Bawk? - Cleatus! 827 00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:32,391 Cut It Out! What's With The Silent Treatment? 828 00:40:32,424 --> 00:40:35,094 I Bet I Know. Poole's Not In There. 829 00:40:35,127 --> 00:40:37,262 - Bawk! - ( Laughs ) 830 00:40:37,295 --> 00:40:39,530 - ( Clucking Nervously ) - Of Course It's Poole. 831 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,599 - It Is You, Isn't It? - Bawk! 832 00:40:41,632 --> 00:40:44,669 See? What Are You Getting At, Dill? 833 00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:46,704 Does Anybody Remember Poole Being This Funny? 834 00:40:46,737 --> 00:40:50,208 - ( Chattering ) - No. It's Only The Last Couple Of Games He's Come Alive. 835 00:40:50,241 --> 00:40:51,877 And You Don't Just Wake Up One Day And Be Funny. 836 00:40:51,909 --> 00:40:55,246 Whatever. Of Course It's Poole. 837 00:40:55,279 --> 00:40:58,716 Well Then, There Shouldn't Be A Problem To Check And Make Sure. 838 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,822 ( Clucking Nervously ) 839 00:41:06,324 --> 00:41:08,327 ( Sneezes ) Whoo! 840 00:41:10,362 --> 00:41:13,599 It Was Poole. Told Ya! 841 00:41:13,632 --> 00:41:15,400 ( All Laugh ) 842 00:41:15,433 --> 00:41:17,636 Don't Scare Me Like That. Okay? 843 00:41:17,668 --> 00:41:19,170 Okay. 844 00:41:19,204 --> 00:41:20,739 Ready, Okay! 845 00:41:20,771 --> 00:41:23,174 Throw 'Em In The Muck! Cluck, Cluck, Cluck! 846 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,444 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 847 00:41:25,476 --> 00:41:27,712 Throw 'Em In The Muck! Cluck, Cluck, Cluck! 848 00:41:27,746 --> 00:41:29,748 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! Last Time! 849 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:31,849 Throw 'Em In The Muck! Cluck, Cluck, Cluck! 850 00:41:31,882 --> 00:41:33,718 - Cock-A-Doodle-Do It-- - Ewww! 851 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:36,288 Cleatus! My Hair! 852 00:41:55,739 --> 00:41:57,375 ( Chattering ) 853 00:42:02,846 --> 00:42:04,315 - Bawk! - What's The Matter, Cleatus? 854 00:42:04,349 --> 00:42:05,817 - What Are You Doing? - ( Clucks ) 855 00:42:05,849 --> 00:42:08,353 Oh, All Right. See You On The Court. 856 00:42:08,386 --> 00:42:10,822 Bawk. 857 00:42:10,855 --> 00:42:12,456 Pete! 858 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:16,360 - Pete? - ( Singing ) 859 00:42:16,393 --> 00:42:19,297 Pete! 860 00:42:19,331 --> 00:42:22,300 Pete, Where Are You? Do I Need To-- Bawk! 861 00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:25,203 - ( Chanting ) Chicken! Chicken! - ( Marching Band Playing ) 862 00:42:35,279 --> 00:42:37,582 Okay, Let's Bring It In! Let's Bring It In! 863 00:42:40,884 --> 00:42:42,653 Wow. We Haven't Had A Crowd This Big 864 00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:44,355 Since We Won Two In A Row In '86. 865 00:42:44,389 --> 00:42:46,657 Huh? You Say Something, Coach? 866 00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:48,393 Yes, I Was Just Saying That We Have 867 00:42:48,425 --> 00:42:50,328 A Lot Of Paying Customers, Okay? 868 00:42:50,362 --> 00:42:52,364 So Let's Give 'Em Something To Cheer About! 869 00:42:52,396 --> 00:42:54,833 But They Didn't Come For Us, Coach. They Came Because Of... 870 00:42:54,866 --> 00:42:56,335 That Stupid Chicken! 871 00:42:56,367 --> 00:42:58,636 Yeah, I Wouldn't Pay To Watch Us Play. We Stink. 872 00:42:58,670 --> 00:43:01,840 ( Clucks ) Let's See If This Helps. 873 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,610 - ( Clucking ) - ( Cheering ) 874 00:43:12,483 --> 00:43:15,487 All Right, All Right. Let's Get In Here. Come On, Ready? 875 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,757 - ( Clucking ) Roosters! - Let's Go! 876 00:43:21,826 --> 00:43:23,262 Whoo! 877 00:43:23,295 --> 00:43:24,797 ( Whistle Blows ) 878 00:43:25,829 --> 00:43:27,799 No, No, Don't Do It, No. 879 00:43:27,831 --> 00:43:30,335 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - ( Cheering ) 880 00:43:32,503 --> 00:43:33,739 - ( Whistle Blows ) - Foul! 881 00:43:33,771 --> 00:43:36,275 - Foul! - Thank You, Good Call! 882 00:43:36,308 --> 00:43:39,645 - Cheerleaders: Go, Roosters! - ( Clucking ) 883 00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:44,449 - Let's Go, Dill. - Fans: Let's Go, Dill! 884 00:43:44,482 --> 00:43:47,386 - Bawk Bawk, Bawk! - Fans: Let's Go, Dill! 885 00:43:49,587 --> 00:43:51,422 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - Yes! 886 00:43:52,590 --> 00:43:54,893 - I Did It! - ( Clucking ) 887 00:43:54,925 --> 00:43:57,328 - ( Fans Chanting ) Let's Go, Dill! - Coach: Let's Go, Dill! 888 00:43:57,362 --> 00:43:58,630 Bawk Bawk, Bawk Bawk Bawk! 889 00:43:58,663 --> 00:44:00,666 Let's Go, Dill! 890 00:44:02,032 --> 00:44:04,270 Let's Go, Dill! 891 00:44:05,369 --> 00:44:07,905 - ( Clucking ) - ( Cheering ) 892 00:44:07,938 --> 00:44:09,674 We Are Not Losers! We Are Not Losers! 893 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:11,910 We're Not Losers! 894 00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:14,345 - All Right! - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 895 00:44:14,378 --> 00:44:15,813 No, No! 896 00:44:17,748 --> 00:44:19,050 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - ( Cheering ) 897 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,588 Pass The Ball! Pass The Ball! Pass The Ball! 898 00:44:23,621 --> 00:44:25,357 Pass The Ball! 899 00:44:25,389 --> 00:44:26,958 Bawk! Aw! 900 00:44:26,991 --> 00:44:28,694 I Call A Time Out, Thank You. 901 00:44:28,726 --> 00:44:31,362 - ( Whistle Blows ) - ( Cheering ) 902 00:44:40,605 --> 00:44:42,507 - ( Cheering ) - ( Clucking ) 903 00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:44,742 Funniest Chicken We Ever Had! 904 00:44:44,775 --> 00:44:45,844 Coming Atcha! 905 00:44:45,877 --> 00:44:48,047 ( Clucking ) 906 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:55,619 ( Cheering ) 907 00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:57,655 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 908 00:44:57,688 --> 00:45:01,559 ( Cheerleaders Cheering ) 909 00:45:01,592 --> 00:45:03,328 ( Playing Out Of Tune ) 910 00:45:16,174 --> 00:45:18,110 Yes! 911 00:45:18,143 --> 00:45:21,480 We Scored 20! We Scored 20! 912 00:45:21,512 --> 00:45:24,482 That Was More Than We Had All Last Season! Whoo! 913 00:45:25,650 --> 00:45:28,554 ( Cheering ) 914 00:45:31,155 --> 00:45:32,824 ( Voices Echoing ) 915 00:45:35,192 --> 00:45:37,662 Whoa! 916 00:45:40,165 --> 00:45:42,034 - ( Screaming ) - ( Grunts ) 917 00:45:43,567 --> 00:45:46,003 ( Clucks ) 918 00:45:47,137 --> 00:45:49,407 - Thanks A Lot, Cleatus! - ( Clucking ) 919 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,741 I Don't Think So. 920 00:45:50,775 --> 00:45:53,011 Ooh, Poole's Gonna Hear About This. 921 00:45:54,078 --> 00:45:57,382 ( Blubbering ) 922 00:45:59,016 --> 00:46:00,985 I'm Gonna Hear About This. 923 00:46:02,219 --> 00:46:05,424 Ow! Gosh, Pete, Watch It. 924 00:46:05,456 --> 00:46:07,159 - You Made Me Poke My Eye! - You Watch It. 925 00:46:07,192 --> 00:46:09,628 It's Not Easy Getting Out Of This Thing. 926 00:46:09,661 --> 00:46:12,898 Hey, Man. What's With You Saving Angela Out There? 927 00:46:12,931 --> 00:46:15,599 You Should've Saved Jamie! What Were You Thinking? 928 00:46:15,632 --> 00:46:18,203 You Know, Pete, You Weren't Thinking Is What You Were Doing. 929 00:46:18,235 --> 00:46:19,737 You Need To Get Your Head In The Game. 930 00:46:19,770 --> 00:46:21,572 It's Hard Out There, Poole. 931 00:46:21,605 --> 00:46:24,141 You're Reaping All The Benefits. I'm Out There In The Trenches, Man. 932 00:46:24,174 --> 00:46:26,110 Pete! I'm In The Trenches Too! 933 00:46:26,143 --> 00:46:29,947 Do Not Underestimate The Job Of Me Promoting You To My Sister, Okay? 934 00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:32,183 It's Subtle Yet Consistent. 935 00:46:32,217 --> 00:46:35,086 Seriously, I Should Probably Get Into Marketing When I Get Older. 936 00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:38,190 You Know What? No Offense To Your Sister, But I'm Over Her Now. 937 00:46:38,223 --> 00:46:40,192 Okay, Good, 'Cause She Wasn't Taking The Bait. 938 00:46:41,558 --> 00:46:43,127 I Think I Like Angela. 939 00:46:43,161 --> 00:46:45,063 Angela Likes The Chicken. 940 00:46:45,096 --> 00:46:46,498 If She Only Knew It Was Really Me-- 941 00:46:46,530 --> 00:46:48,833 Okay, Pete, Stop Talking Right Now. 942 00:46:48,866 --> 00:46:51,969 We Obviously Both Know You Can't Tell Her. 943 00:46:52,003 --> 00:46:54,172 I Understand This Whole Dual Identity Thing 944 00:46:54,204 --> 00:46:56,208 - Can Be Really Difficult On You. - Yeah. 945 00:46:56,241 --> 00:46:58,175 But Guess Who Else Has To Deal With It, Pete. 946 00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:00,611 - Superman. - Yeah, Well It's Lame Being Clark Kent 947 00:47:00,645 --> 00:47:03,849 - When Superman's The Only One That Gets Noticed. - But Clark Never Complains. 948 00:47:03,882 --> 00:47:05,584 - Oh, My-- - Angela: Cleatus? 949 00:47:05,616 --> 00:47:07,819 - Cleatus, Is That You? - We Had A Deal. 950 00:47:07,851 --> 00:47:09,487 There's No Backing Out. 951 00:47:10,889 --> 00:47:12,557 - Fine. - Fine. 952 00:47:12,590 --> 00:47:15,160 - Cleatus, Is That You? - Hey. 953 00:47:15,192 --> 00:47:18,128 - Hi. - ( Laughs ) 954 00:47:18,161 --> 00:47:19,897 Yeah, The Closet. 955 00:47:19,931 --> 00:47:23,101 - Right. - I Change In There Sometimes. 956 00:47:23,134 --> 00:47:25,170 I Know It's Weird. I'm, Uh... 957 00:47:25,203 --> 00:47:27,072 Kind Of A Shy Guy. 958 00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:29,940 Oh, That's Okay. 959 00:47:29,974 --> 00:47:31,276 I Like Shy Guys. 960 00:47:31,308 --> 00:47:35,179 Really? Good. 'Cause I'm Shy. 961 00:47:35,212 --> 00:47:38,115 - ( Laughing ) - You Just Mentioned That. 962 00:47:38,148 --> 00:47:40,784 - I Did. - Yeah. 963 00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:45,589 Look, I Just Wanted To Thank You For, 964 00:47:45,623 --> 00:47:47,125 You Know, Out There. 965 00:47:48,759 --> 00:47:50,528 You Saved Me From Getting Trampled. 966 00:47:50,561 --> 00:47:53,098 - I Saved You From-- That's Right, I Saved You. - Uh-Huh. 967 00:47:53,130 --> 00:47:56,234 Yeah, That's Pretty Sweet Of Me. 968 00:47:57,134 --> 00:47:59,670 You Know, This May Sound Kind Of Funny, 969 00:47:59,704 --> 00:48:03,275 - But You're Sort Of A-- - Superhero. 970 00:48:05,043 --> 00:48:08,880 - Yeah, I Know. - --Sensitive Guy, I Was Gonna Say. 971 00:48:08,913 --> 00:48:11,815 Yeah-- Well, Superman's A Sensitive Guy Too. 972 00:48:11,849 --> 00:48:13,084 Right, Of Course. 973 00:48:13,116 --> 00:48:15,686 You Want To Know Something Else About Superman? 974 00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,555 Sure. 975 00:48:17,588 --> 00:48:20,157 When He Makes A Deal With His Best Friend, 976 00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:23,093 He Doesn't Back Out. 977 00:48:23,127 --> 00:48:25,663 Oh, Yeah, Superman's Best Friend? 978 00:48:25,697 --> 00:48:27,599 Wait, You Mean Jimmy Olsen, The Photographer Guy? 979 00:48:27,632 --> 00:48:31,670 - Yeah. See, Superman Kept Promises With Jimmy. - Mm-Hmm. 980 00:48:31,703 --> 00:48:34,072 Super Promises! 981 00:48:34,105 --> 00:48:36,174 Right. 982 00:48:36,206 --> 00:48:39,344 You Know What Else Superman Does? 983 00:48:39,377 --> 00:48:42,012 He Saves People In Distress, 984 00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:44,214 Like You Did For Me. 985 00:48:44,248 --> 00:48:46,952 - So Anyways, Thank You. - Okay. 986 00:48:46,985 --> 00:48:50,322 I Guess You Are Kinda My Superhero... 987 00:48:50,355 --> 00:48:53,090 Today. 988 00:48:57,261 --> 00:48:58,896 ( Grunts, Thuds ) Hey. 989 00:48:58,929 --> 00:49:00,297 - Sorry. - Whoa. That-- 990 00:49:00,331 --> 00:49:03,367 - It's All Right. - Once Or Twice A Week. It Happened-- 991 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,169 - So I'll See You Later. - I'll See You Later. 992 00:49:05,203 --> 00:49:08,806 - Yeah. - See Ya... When Later Is. 993 00:49:14,112 --> 00:49:17,081 ( School Bell Rings ) 994 00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:25,856 Pete. 995 00:49:25,889 --> 00:49:27,826 Poole. 996 00:49:29,293 --> 00:49:31,229 I Just Remembered, In Fourth Grade, 997 00:49:31,262 --> 00:49:33,798 I Lent You A Quarter For A Taco Boat And You Never Paid Me Back. 998 00:49:33,831 --> 00:49:35,367 Uh, Okay, Want The Quarter Now? 999 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,703 I Wanted It In Fourth Grade, But Now Would Be Fine. 1000 00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:41,338 Here's Your Quarter. 1001 00:49:41,371 --> 00:49:43,040 Thank You. 1002 00:49:43,074 --> 00:49:44,776 ( Rooster Crowing Ringtone Sounds ) 1003 00:49:44,808 --> 00:49:48,245 Oh, You See That? I-- I Missed A Call. 1004 00:49:48,279 --> 00:49:51,081 Yeah, I've Been Getting A Lot Of Calls Lately. 1005 00:49:51,114 --> 00:49:52,883 Oh, Must Be Nice. 1006 00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:54,752 Hey, Cleatus, It's Your Dad. 1007 00:49:54,786 --> 00:49:57,121 Hey, You Want To Go Bowling? 1008 00:49:57,154 --> 00:49:58,355 It's The Old Man. 1009 00:49:58,389 --> 00:50:01,759 He Wants To Spend Some More Face Time With His Favorite Kid. 1010 00:50:01,793 --> 00:50:05,130 I Can't Blame Him. My Stock Is Pretty High These Days. 1011 00:50:05,163 --> 00:50:07,197 Makes Him Feel Good Being Seen With Me In Public. 1012 00:50:07,230 --> 00:50:09,366 Whatever You Say. 1013 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,904 Yeah. We've Been Hanging Out A Lot Lately. 1014 00:50:12,936 --> 00:50:14,705 He's Really Proud Of The Chicken. 1015 00:50:14,739 --> 00:50:16,775 Or-- I Mean Me. 1016 00:50:16,808 --> 00:50:19,878 He's Carrying A Picture Of Us In His Wallet Right Now. 1017 00:50:19,911 --> 00:50:23,148 I Mean, Obviously He Thinks It's Me, But It's Really You-- 1018 00:50:23,181 --> 00:50:26,117 Pete, I Cannot Take It Anymore! 1019 00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:28,753 - What's The Matter? - Dude, I'm A Fraud. 1020 00:50:28,786 --> 00:50:30,054 Okay, My Dad's Walking Around 1021 00:50:30,087 --> 00:50:32,156 Talking About How Proud He Is Of The Chicken. 1022 00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:33,825 But It's Really You, Pete. 1023 00:50:33,858 --> 00:50:35,894 You Know, He's Proud Of You Because You're The Chicken! 1024 00:50:35,927 --> 00:50:38,096 You Know, If He Knew How Bad Of A Chicken I Really Was, 1025 00:50:38,128 --> 00:50:40,732 He Would Never Talk To Me Again. 1026 00:50:40,764 --> 00:50:42,099 Poole, Your Dad Doesn't Care 1027 00:50:42,132 --> 00:50:44,335 If You're A Good Chicken Or Even If You Are The Chicken. 1028 00:50:44,367 --> 00:50:46,237 Your Family Loves You No Matter What. 1029 00:50:46,270 --> 00:50:49,773 - You See, Pete, I Understand That In Theory. - ( Pats ) 1030 00:50:49,806 --> 00:50:51,242 Trust Me, It's True. 1031 00:50:54,244 --> 00:50:56,146 You're A Really Good Friend, Pete. 1032 00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:59,149 I'm Really Sorry That This Whole Thing Has Been Really Hard On You. 1033 00:50:59,183 --> 00:51:01,186 You Were Right, Though. You Know? 1034 00:51:01,219 --> 00:51:03,021 We Should Just-- We Should Call It Quits 1035 00:51:03,054 --> 00:51:04,989 And Let The Cat Out Of The Bag. 1036 00:51:05,021 --> 00:51:07,991 Whoa, Whoa. What If I'm Not Funny Without The Suit? 1037 00:51:08,025 --> 00:51:10,427 Come On, Pete. You're A Funny Guy. 1038 00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:12,830 You Just Have To Let Everybody See That 1039 00:51:12,864 --> 00:51:14,398 Without Wearing Your Chicken Suit. Come On. 1040 00:51:14,431 --> 00:51:16,400 - Hey, Everybody! - No! 1041 00:51:18,235 --> 00:51:19,770 Look, You Know What? 1042 00:51:19,804 --> 00:51:21,338 Let's Just Keep The Cat In The Bag 1043 00:51:21,371 --> 00:51:24,842 At Least Until After The Parade. I Mean, What's The Rush, Really? 1044 00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:27,478 - Right? Your Guilt's Not Going Anywhere. - Yeah, I Guess. 1045 00:51:27,512 --> 00:51:29,347 Look, I'm Sorry, Poole. I Can't Switch Right Now. 1046 00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:31,483 Look, I Did You A Favor. Do Me One. 1047 00:51:32,483 --> 00:51:34,152 - Pete! - What? 1048 00:51:34,184 --> 00:51:37,188 - What Do We Do With The Twine? - Twine? Who Needs Twine? 1049 00:51:37,221 --> 00:51:38,889 Have You Seen Angela? I Don't Know Where She Is. 1050 00:51:38,922 --> 00:51:42,025 No, I Think She Might Have Gone Home Or Something. 1051 00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:43,927 Well... 1052 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,497 Angela Organized This Whole Thing. 1053 00:51:46,530 --> 00:51:48,299 Poole, Take Over. 1054 00:51:48,331 --> 00:51:52,002 For Real Though, I Have Like A Mile And A Half Of Twine Here. 1055 00:51:52,036 --> 00:51:53,905 Any Idea? Come On. 1056 00:51:54,938 --> 00:51:56,273 You Could... 1057 00:51:56,306 --> 00:51:58,175 Build Something. 1058 00:52:00,311 --> 00:52:02,114 ( Sputtering ) 1059 00:52:10,253 --> 00:52:11,989 Angela! 1060 00:52:15,192 --> 00:52:17,861 - Hi. - Hey. 1061 00:52:17,895 --> 00:52:20,230 Why Aren't You Building The Float? 1062 00:52:20,264 --> 00:52:23,068 The Better Question Is How Come You're Not Building The Float? 1063 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:27,871 Angela, What's Wrong? 1064 00:52:27,904 --> 00:52:29,540 - ( Sniffles ) - What Happened? 1065 00:52:30,974 --> 00:52:34,145 I Got A Text Message Today From Houston. 1066 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,248 I Got Dumped In A Stupid Text Message, 1067 00:52:38,282 --> 00:52:40,085 Can You Believe It? 1068 00:52:41,284 --> 00:52:42,987 Coward. 1069 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:45,556 Did You Know That 86% Of All Long- Distance Relationships 1070 00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:47,392 Are Doomed To Failure? 1071 00:52:48,893 --> 00:52:50,395 That Sounds High. 1072 00:52:50,427 --> 00:52:53,431 Yeah, Well, He Attached A Link. 1073 00:52:55,266 --> 00:52:57,034 I Checked It Out. 1074 00:52:57,067 --> 00:52:59,469 It's Pretty Accurate. 1075 00:52:59,503 --> 00:53:02,307 Stupid Debaters. 1076 00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:06,211 That Must've Been A Pretty Annoying Habit To Deal With. 1077 00:53:06,244 --> 00:53:08,246 Must Be Lots Of Other Lame Stuff About Him. 1078 00:53:08,279 --> 00:53:11,349 Uh, I Don't Know. I Don't Want To Rip On The Guy. 1079 00:53:11,382 --> 00:53:12,983 He Broke Up With You With A Text. 1080 00:53:13,016 --> 00:53:14,918 - Dude Sleeps With His Rabbit! - Weak. 1081 00:53:14,951 --> 00:53:17,221 And He Refuses To Eat Anything That's Not Orange. 1082 00:53:17,255 --> 00:53:20,258 - What A Loser. - And He Dry Heaves A Lot. 1083 00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:22,260 Well, That's-- That's Kind Of A Clinical Condition. 1084 00:53:22,293 --> 00:53:23,995 There's Really Not Anything He Can Do About-- 1085 00:53:27,063 --> 00:53:29,099 Pete? ( Chuckles ) 1086 00:53:30,467 --> 00:53:32,469 Um... 1087 00:53:32,503 --> 00:53:36,207 Angela, Have I Ever Dry Heaved Around You? 1088 00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,578 No. And Believe Me, I Would Have Remembered. 1089 00:53:40,610 --> 00:53:42,547 Yeah, Cool. 1090 00:53:42,579 --> 00:53:45,482 Well, We Can Talk About Dry Heaving Some More 1091 00:53:45,516 --> 00:53:47,319 Or We Can Go Build A Float. 1092 00:53:49,654 --> 00:53:51,623 I Think I'll Go With Building A Float. 1093 00:53:51,655 --> 00:53:53,291 Me Too. 1094 00:53:53,324 --> 00:53:55,994 Come On. Car's Right Up Here. 1095 00:53:56,027 --> 00:53:57,662 I Think I'll Take You Up On That Ride. 1096 00:53:57,695 --> 00:53:59,264 I Don't Think I Can Make You Walk. 1097 00:53:59,297 --> 00:54:00,932 ( Marching Band Playing ) 1098 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,351 - Go Roosters! - ( Parents Chattering ) 1099 00:54:46,143 --> 00:54:48,079 Can You Believe It, Deputy? 1100 00:54:48,112 --> 00:54:50,348 All These People Voted For Me. 1101 00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:52,282 They Didn't All Vote For You, Uncle Lou. 1102 00:54:52,315 --> 00:54:54,418 It Wasn't Exactly A Landslide. 1103 00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:57,221 Don't Call Me Uncle Lou. 1104 00:54:59,623 --> 00:55:03,293 ( Crowd Cheering, Chanting ) 1105 00:55:03,326 --> 00:55:05,629 ( Whistle Blows ) 1106 00:55:09,467 --> 00:55:12,103 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 1107 00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:13,570 Whoo! 1108 00:55:15,605 --> 00:55:17,474 Whoo-Hoo! 1109 00:55:17,507 --> 00:55:20,143 - ( Pop Music Playing ) - Go, Roosters! 1110 00:55:20,177 --> 00:55:22,447 Whoo! Go, Roosters! 1111 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,349 ♪ Uh-Oh, Why You Holding Back Now? ♪ 1112 00:55:25,382 --> 00:55:28,151 ♪ Don't You Know, It's Time To Let Your Inner Freak Out? ♪ 1113 00:55:28,184 --> 00:55:29,587 - ♪ Uh-Oh ♪ - ♪ Uh-Oh ♪ 1114 00:55:29,619 --> 00:55:31,288 ♪ Nothing's Gonna Stop Us ♪ 1115 00:55:31,322 --> 00:55:33,992 ♪ Not When The Beat Is Kicki' Like This Does ♪ 1116 00:55:34,025 --> 00:55:37,228 ♪ Why Should I Care About The Opinion Of Others? ♪ 1117 00:55:37,261 --> 00:55:40,063 ♪ I Don't Want To Spend My Tie Hiding Under The Covers ♪ 1118 00:55:40,096 --> 00:55:42,733 ♪ Scared To Let It Loose, Let Myself Go And Just Be Free ♪ 1119 00:55:42,766 --> 00:55:45,402 ♪ So I'ma Do What I Do Best, That Means I'ma Do Me ♪ 1120 00:55:45,436 --> 00:55:47,238 ♪ Okay, Now, Don't Stop Let It, Let It ♪ 1121 00:55:47,270 --> 00:55:49,139 ♪ All Hemmed Up, Come On, Get With It ♪ 1122 00:55:49,172 --> 00:55:51,541 ♪ If You Want To Hear It Go, But You Gotta Let It Flow ♪ 1123 00:55:51,574 --> 00:55:53,310 ♪ Feels Good, Real Good ♪ 1124 00:55:53,344 --> 00:55:54,679 ♪ Don't Be Afraid To Sing It Now ♪ 1125 00:55:54,712 --> 00:55:57,315 ♪ Okey Dokey Karaoke, Everybody Get On Down ♪ 1126 00:55:57,348 --> 00:55:58,683 ♪ Arms Out, Hands Up ♪ 1127 00:55:58,715 --> 00:56:01,051 ♪ Push It Like You Had Enough ♪ 1128 00:56:01,085 --> 00:56:03,721 - ♪ Come On, Let Me Hear The Love ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1129 00:56:03,753 --> 00:56:06,491 - ♪ Just Let It Loose Now ♪ - ♪ Everybody Hit The Floor ♪ 1130 00:56:06,523 --> 00:56:09,292 - ♪ I Know You Know How ♪ - ♪ What You Holding Back For? ♪ 1131 00:56:09,326 --> 00:56:10,594 ♪ So Let Me Shine On ♪ 1132 00:56:10,628 --> 00:56:13,131 ♪ All My People, Now Let's Get To It ♪ 1133 00:56:13,163 --> 00:56:15,532 - ♪ Come On, Just Let It Go ♪ - ♪ 'Cause That's The Way You Gotta Do It ♪ 1134 00:56:15,565 --> 00:56:18,235 ♪ I Got My Girls With Me And No Doubt, They Are My Friends ♪ 1135 00:56:18,268 --> 00:56:19,536 ♪ Don't Gotta Act Like Someone Else ♪ 1136 00:56:19,570 --> 00:56:21,239 ♪ I Don't Have To Pretend ♪ 1137 00:56:21,271 --> 00:56:23,574 ♪ Used To Be A Little Shy, Can You Believe It's True? ♪ 1138 00:56:23,607 --> 00:56:25,242 ♪ But Then I Learned To Shed My Skin ♪ 1139 00:56:25,275 --> 00:56:26,743 ♪ And You Can Do It Too ♪ 1140 00:56:26,777 --> 00:56:28,311 ♪ Now, Don't Stop, Let It, Let It ♪ 1141 00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:29,679 ♪ All Hemmed Up, Come On, Get With It ♪ 1142 00:56:29,712 --> 00:56:32,616 ♪ If You Want To Hear It Go, But You've Got To Let It Flow♪ 1143 00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:34,252 ♪ Feels Good, Real Good ♪ 1144 00:56:34,284 --> 00:56:35,619 ♪ Don't Be Afraid To Sing It Now ♪ 1145 00:56:35,652 --> 00:56:37,454 ♪ Okey Dokey Karaoke, Everybody Get On Down ♪ 1146 00:56:37,487 --> 00:56:39,424 ♪ Arms Out, Hands Up ♪ 1147 00:56:39,456 --> 00:56:41,725 - ♪ Push It Like You Had Enough ♪ - What? Wait! 1148 00:56:41,759 --> 00:56:44,395 - ♪ Come On, Let Me Hear The Love ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1149 00:56:44,427 --> 00:56:47,665 - ♪ Just Let It Loose Now ♪ - ♪ Everybody Hit The Floor ♪ 1150 00:56:47,697 --> 00:56:49,533 - I Know You Know How ♪ - ♪ What You Holding Back For? ♪ 1151 00:56:49,567 --> 00:56:51,235 - ♪ So Let Me Shine On ♪ - Yeah! ♪ 1152 00:56:51,268 --> 00:56:53,603 ♪ Come On, People Now, Let's Get To It ♪ 1153 00:56:53,637 --> 00:56:56,240 - ♪ Come On, Just Let It Go ♪ - ♪ 'Cause That's The Way You Gotta Do It. ♪ 1154 00:56:56,273 --> 00:56:58,175 - ( Crowd Gasps, Groans ) - Man: What?! 1155 00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:01,445 - Girl: Who's The Chicken? - Cleatus? 1156 00:57:01,478 --> 00:57:03,346 Huh? 1157 00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:07,151 Who's Uh-- Who Is This Cleatus You Speak Of? 1158 00:57:07,183 --> 00:57:09,252 I'm Pecos Bill. 1159 00:57:09,286 --> 00:57:13,324 - What? - But, Cleatus, You're The Chicken. 1160 00:57:14,791 --> 00:57:16,828 ( Stammering ) But-- But My Son Is The Chicken. 1161 00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:19,196 Why Isn't He In The Chicken Suit? 1162 00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:20,264 Jamie: Great. 1163 00:57:20,297 --> 00:57:23,300 Now I Totally Made Out With Poole For No Reason. 1164 00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:25,069 Uh-- 1165 00:57:26,203 --> 00:57:27,572 So Who's The Chicken? 1166 00:57:27,605 --> 00:57:29,607 Man... Bawk! 1167 00:57:31,342 --> 00:57:32,744 ( Squawking ) 1168 00:57:36,146 --> 00:57:38,449 We've Been Bamboozled! 1169 00:57:38,482 --> 00:57:40,250 Get Him! 1170 00:57:40,284 --> 00:57:41,853 Man: Get That Chicken! 1171 00:57:52,295 --> 00:57:53,797 ( Car Horn Blaring ) 1172 00:58:05,608 --> 00:58:07,712 ( All Shouting ) 1173 00:58:13,483 --> 00:58:16,221 I Was Hoping It Wasn't Poole. 1174 00:58:19,723 --> 00:58:22,159 You Went And Dropped Your Hat, Uncle Lou. 1175 00:58:22,192 --> 00:58:24,728 ( Laughing ) That Was Crazy! 1176 00:58:31,235 --> 00:58:32,803 Oh, No, No, No, No! 1177 00:58:32,835 --> 00:58:34,838 Okay! Okay! Jamie! 1178 00:58:34,871 --> 00:58:37,308 Baby, Listen, 1179 00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:39,476 This Doesn't Mean We Have To Break Up. 1180 00:58:39,509 --> 00:58:41,811 Oh-Ho-Ho! We're Breaking Up! 1181 00:58:41,844 --> 00:58:44,381 - Expect A Visit From The Wrestling Team. - Okay, Will Do. 1182 00:58:44,415 --> 00:58:46,583 - Let's Get Him Out Of Here. - ( Poole Protesting ) 1183 00:58:47,851 --> 00:58:49,820 Law Enforcement At Work Here, Folks. 1184 00:58:51,221 --> 00:58:53,490 ( Siren Wailing ) 1185 00:58:56,994 --> 00:58:59,262 Poole: Rock, Paper, Scissors. 1186 00:58:59,295 --> 00:59:01,464 Rock, Paper, Sci-- 1187 00:59:01,498 --> 00:59:03,266 You Know, It's A Lot More Fun When We Both Play. 1188 00:59:03,299 --> 00:59:05,435 Hi, Uncle Lou. 1189 00:59:05,469 --> 00:59:08,639 The Boys Found Your Car, But That Chicken Was Long Gone. 1190 00:59:08,672 --> 00:59:10,942 - Don't Call Me Uncle Lou. - Why Not? 1191 00:59:10,974 --> 00:59:12,909 Because People Will Think I Hired You 1192 00:59:12,942 --> 00:59:14,811 Because We're Related. 1193 00:59:14,844 --> 00:59:17,247 Let Me Get This Straight. You're The Chicken? 1194 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:19,916 - Officially. - Yeah, But Somebody Else Was In The Suit, Right? 1195 00:59:19,949 --> 00:59:22,285 Oh, You're Both Smart. 1196 00:59:22,319 --> 00:59:25,857 So Everyone Thought You Were In The Suit, But You Really Weren't. 1197 00:59:26,857 --> 00:59:29,326 - Exactly. - So... 1198 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,295 Who Was In The Suit? 1199 00:59:31,328 --> 00:59:34,232 Come On, Guys. I Cannot Tell You. We Made A Promise. 1200 00:59:34,264 --> 00:59:37,268 Son, We're Talking Grand Theft Automobile Here. 1201 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:39,337 That's Gta-Mobile. 1202 00:59:39,369 --> 00:59:41,271 So You Better Start Talking. 1203 00:59:41,304 --> 00:59:43,406 Mm, Not Until I Get That 1204 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,576 Root Beer I Asked For, Um... 1205 00:59:45,608 --> 00:59:47,311 About An Hour Ago. 1206 00:59:48,311 --> 00:59:49,913 - ( Scoffs ) - Well, Go Get It. 1207 00:59:49,947 --> 00:59:51,583 Yeah, Uncle Lou. Hey, Jack. 1208 00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:00,024 - What's Up? - Lou, Can You Give Us A Minute Here? 1209 01:00:00,056 --> 01:00:02,526 - Sure, Jack. - Thanks. 1210 01:00:05,929 --> 01:00:07,764 Well, Cleatus, You Know, I Just-- 1211 01:00:07,797 --> 01:00:09,533 I Wish I Understood Why You Did It. 1212 01:00:10,733 --> 01:00:12,002 Dad, You Know What? 1213 01:00:12,036 --> 01:00:14,538 I'm Allergic To The Chicken Suit, Okay? 1214 01:00:14,570 --> 01:00:16,040 I Mean, Every Time I Put The Thing On, 1215 01:00:16,072 --> 01:00:17,641 I Go Into A Sneezing Fit 1216 01:00:17,674 --> 01:00:19,643 And My Body Gets All Itchy. 1217 01:00:19,677 --> 01:00:22,480 I Mean, I Didn't Want To Quit. 1218 01:00:22,512 --> 01:00:25,049 I Think The Main Thing Is-- Is That-- 1219 01:00:25,081 --> 01:00:28,319 - I Just Didn't Want To Let You Down. - Yeah, Yeah. 1220 01:00:28,351 --> 01:00:31,288 Let Me Tell You Something, Cleatus. 1221 01:00:31,322 --> 01:00:34,025 I Was Allergic To The Chicken Suit Too. ( Chuckles ) 1222 01:00:34,058 --> 01:00:35,559 Yeah. I Know. 1223 01:00:35,592 --> 01:00:37,427 It's-- It Was Rough. 1224 01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:40,297 I-- My Sinuses Got All Stuffed Up. 1225 01:00:40,331 --> 01:00:43,300 My Eyes Watered. My Fingers Swelled Up Like Hot Dogs. 1226 01:00:43,333 --> 01:00:46,971 I Just-- You Know, I Felt Like I Was Itching My Way Through High School. 1227 01:00:47,003 --> 01:00:49,940 ( Sighs ) I Didn't Want To Quit Either 1228 01:00:49,973 --> 01:00:51,741 For The Same Reasons. 1229 01:00:51,775 --> 01:00:54,578 I'm Proud Of You, Cleatus. 1230 01:00:54,610 --> 01:00:57,315 You Had The Guts To... 1231 01:00:57,348 --> 01:00:58,882 Fly The Coop 1232 01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:00,351 Like I Should Have Done. 1233 01:01:02,485 --> 01:01:05,355 Thanks, Dad. 1234 01:01:07,023 --> 01:01:10,493 But I Mean, You're Really Okay With Me Not Being The Chicken? 1235 01:01:10,527 --> 01:01:12,329 I Know It's The Family Legacy. 1236 01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:15,899 I'd Rather You Be My Happy Son... 1237 01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:19,070 Than A Sneezing Chicken Any Day. 1238 01:01:20,103 --> 01:01:23,373 Thanks, Dad. Uh, Dad? 1239 01:01:24,407 --> 01:01:26,476 Yeah? 1240 01:01:26,509 --> 01:01:29,813 - I Think I'm Allergic To Math. - Yeah, I'm Not Gonna Be Okay With That. 1241 01:01:29,846 --> 01:01:31,948 Okay, Cool. Science? No. 1242 01:01:37,587 --> 01:01:40,524 ( Panting ) 1243 01:01:49,065 --> 01:01:51,101 ( Car Horn Honks ) 1244 01:01:59,643 --> 01:02:01,145 - Hey, Pete. - Hey, Angela. 1245 01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:02,880 Where Were You? 1246 01:02:02,913 --> 01:02:04,615 I Didn't See You At The Parade. 1247 01:02:04,648 --> 01:02:08,085 - Oh No, I Was There. - Oh, Float Turned Out Great, Huh? 1248 01:02:08,117 --> 01:02:09,786 - Yeah. - Good Work. 1249 01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:12,088 Aw, I Just Did A Little Sawing And Hammering, 1250 01:02:12,121 --> 01:02:13,257 Clocked Some Twine Time. 1251 01:02:13,290 --> 01:02:16,059 ( Laughs ) Hey, How About That Whole Chicken Thing? 1252 01:02:16,092 --> 01:02:18,462 It's All Anybody Can Talk About. 1253 01:02:18,494 --> 01:02:20,797 - Who Do You Think It Is? - The Chicken? 1254 01:02:20,831 --> 01:02:23,166 Yeah. 1255 01:02:23,199 --> 01:02:26,370 I Don't Know. I Mean, Do You Really Want To Know? 1256 01:02:27,704 --> 01:02:30,174 No, I-- I Guess Not. 1257 01:02:30,206 --> 01:02:32,076 I Mean, Yes. 1258 01:02:32,108 --> 01:02:33,978 Well, I Mean... 1259 01:02:35,112 --> 01:02:37,447 Do You Want To Know? 1260 01:02:38,815 --> 01:02:40,384 Yeah. 1261 01:02:42,186 --> 01:02:45,556 But I'm Afraid Once The Mystery's Over... 1262 01:02:47,523 --> 01:02:49,659 So Is The Magic. 1263 01:02:54,965 --> 01:02:58,169 - It's Sure Getting Colder. - Am I Crazy, Pete? 1264 01:02:58,201 --> 01:03:02,540 - What? - I Think I Was Actually Falling For A Guy 1265 01:03:02,572 --> 01:03:05,074 In A Chicken Suit. ( Giggles ) 1266 01:03:05,108 --> 01:03:07,745 - Really? - You Don't Know How Relieved I Was 1267 01:03:07,777 --> 01:03:09,813 To Find Out It Wasn't Poole. 1268 01:03:09,846 --> 01:03:12,182 - Oh, Really? - Yeah. 1269 01:03:16,152 --> 01:03:17,721 Do You Think The Chicken'll Come Back? 1270 01:03:19,989 --> 01:03:21,891 Probably Not, 1271 01:03:21,924 --> 01:03:24,161 So Long As Everyone Wants To Know Who's In There. 1272 01:03:25,195 --> 01:03:27,532 Magic's In The Mystery, Right? 1273 01:03:30,099 --> 01:03:31,768 You're Right. 1274 01:03:32,936 --> 01:03:34,439 Wait. No, I'm Right. 1275 01:03:35,572 --> 01:03:37,174 Okay, We're Both Right. 1276 01:03:37,206 --> 01:03:39,143 ( Both Laugh ) 1277 01:03:39,175 --> 01:03:41,945 - Hey, Do You Want A Ride? - No, I'm Just Gonna Walk. 1278 01:03:41,978 --> 01:03:44,080 It's Kinda My Exercise For The Day. 1279 01:03:44,114 --> 01:03:46,183 ( Chuckles ) Right. 1280 01:03:46,215 --> 01:03:47,851 - Bye, Pete. - See Ya. 1281 01:03:54,924 --> 01:03:56,493 ( Horn Honks ) 1282 01:04:14,143 --> 01:04:16,579 See That, Pete? We Made The Newspaper. 1283 01:04:16,612 --> 01:04:18,248 What Are You Doing Here, Poole? 1284 01:04:18,282 --> 01:04:20,784 Look, Man, I'm Sorry I Got Caught. 1285 01:04:20,817 --> 01:04:23,020 Dumb, I Know. 1286 01:04:23,052 --> 01:04:24,654 But, I Mean, We Gotta Talk, 1287 01:04:24,688 --> 01:04:26,857 Decide What To Do Next. 1288 01:04:26,889 --> 01:04:29,092 What You Mean Next? I Stole The Sheriff's Car. 1289 01:04:29,125 --> 01:04:32,896 So? Dude, You Had No Choice. You Were Being Chased By A Mob. 1290 01:04:32,929 --> 01:04:35,232 You're Legally Allowed To Do Whatever You Want 1291 01:04:35,264 --> 01:04:37,067 When You're Being Chased By A Mob. 1292 01:04:37,099 --> 01:04:39,235 - It's In The Constitution. - Tell It To The Sheriff. 1293 01:04:39,268 --> 01:04:40,904 I, Uh, Already Did. 1294 01:04:40,938 --> 01:04:42,106 Oh, Great. Did You Tell Him Who I Am? 1295 01:04:42,139 --> 01:04:44,275 No, Pete. I Was Slippery 1296 01:04:44,308 --> 01:04:46,677 Like A-- Like An Oiled-Up Watermelon. 1297 01:04:48,078 --> 01:04:50,179 Okay, Here's What We're Gonna Do. 1298 01:04:50,212 --> 01:04:52,115 We're Gonna Let The Whole Thing Die, Right? 1299 01:04:52,148 --> 01:04:54,617 We're Gonna Retire The Chicken And Let The Myth Grow. 1300 01:04:54,650 --> 01:04:56,953 And Then Maybe At Our 30th Reunion, 1301 01:04:56,987 --> 01:05:00,191 We Tell Everybody It Was You Who Turned The Chicken Into A Legend. 1302 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,295 - I Don't Know. - Me Either. 1303 01:05:06,163 --> 01:05:07,898 ( Marching Band Playing ) 1304 01:05:09,132 --> 01:05:11,769 Crowd: Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1305 01:05:11,802 --> 01:05:14,137 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1306 01:05:14,170 --> 01:05:16,339 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1307 01:05:16,373 --> 01:05:20,177 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1308 01:05:20,210 --> 01:05:22,012 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1309 01:05:22,045 --> 01:05:24,849 Attaboy, Deputy. 1310 01:05:27,985 --> 01:05:31,221 - Crowd: Chicken! Chicken! - Ready, Okay! 1311 01:05:31,253 --> 01:05:33,690 Hey, Roosters! Get To It! 1312 01:05:33,724 --> 01:05:35,192 We Know You Can Do It! 1313 01:05:35,224 --> 01:05:38,626 Do You Think He'll Come? 1314 01:05:37,661 --> 01:05:39,697 I Wouldn't Count On It. 1315 01:05:39,730 --> 01:05:41,197 Well, Aren't You Just Dying To Know Who He Is? 1316 01:05:41,230 --> 01:05:44,033 Um... No. 1317 01:05:44,067 --> 01:05:46,337 Not Really. 1318 01:05:46,369 --> 01:05:48,371 ...Cock-A-Doodle-Do It. 1319 01:05:48,404 --> 01:05:50,240 Whoo! 1320 01:05:54,378 --> 01:05:57,213 Crowd Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1321 01:05:57,246 --> 01:05:59,248 Oh, Yeah! 1322 01:05:59,282 --> 01:06:01,752 Go Roosters! We Rule! 1323 01:06:01,784 --> 01:06:03,186 - ( Crowd Groaning ) - Man: Come On! 1324 01:06:03,219 --> 01:06:04,954 Man: We Want The Chicken! 1325 01:06:04,987 --> 01:06:07,123 - Girl: Oh, Man! - Man: Oh, Where Is He? 1326 01:06:07,157 --> 01:06:10,260 Man: Let's Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 1327 01:06:10,293 --> 01:06:13,097 - Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Come On, Everybody. - There's The Chicken. 1328 01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:19,236 Kids, The Chicken Is Back! Whoo! 1329 01:06:19,268 --> 01:06:23,640 - Oh, The Cops. - Get The Chicken! 1330 01:06:23,674 --> 01:06:26,643 I Got Him, Uncle Lou. Law Enforcement At Work Here, Folks. 1331 01:06:26,677 --> 01:06:28,278 - ( Chicken Whimpering ) - Let Me See. 1332 01:06:28,311 --> 01:06:31,081 - Please, I-- - ( Crowd Gasps ) 1333 01:06:31,114 --> 01:06:34,083 Wait A Minute. This Isn't The Real Chicken. 1334 01:06:34,116 --> 01:06:36,052 - It's A Fake. - Sheriff: We Got A Copycat Here. 1335 01:06:36,085 --> 01:06:38,755 Everyone Stand Down. Repeat, We Have A Copycat. 1336 01:06:38,788 --> 01:06:40,390 Sorry, Folks. I Couldn't Resist. 1337 01:06:40,424 --> 01:06:42,092 I Just Wanted Some Attention... 1338 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:43,761 - ( Handcuffs Clicking ) - ...And Love. 1339 01:06:43,793 --> 01:06:45,195 - Come On. - ( Crying ) 1340 01:06:48,931 --> 01:06:50,199 Janitors. 1341 01:06:50,233 --> 01:06:52,169 Let's Go! Huddle Up! 1342 01:06:52,201 --> 01:06:56,072 Well, If There's No Chicken, I'm Gonna Get On Home And Soak My Feet. 1343 01:06:56,105 --> 01:06:57,741 - Out Of My Way, Dill Pickle. - Watch It. 1344 01:06:57,773 --> 01:07:00,009 Out Of My-- You-- ( Grumbling ) 1345 01:07:00,043 --> 01:07:03,047 - Man: Come On, Let's Get Out Of Here! - Come On! Where's Your Spirit? 1346 01:07:03,079 --> 01:07:04,882 Woman: Let's Go Find The Real Chicken! 1347 01:07:11,721 --> 01:07:13,223 - Poole. - Tommy: To Tip-Off We Go. 1348 01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:16,459 ( Whistle Blows ) 1349 01:07:16,492 --> 01:07:18,996 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1350 01:07:19,029 --> 01:07:21,165 Whatever. 1351 01:07:22,132 --> 01:07:23,867 Come On, Let's Go. 1352 01:07:25,168 --> 01:07:30,107 - ( Whistle Blows ) - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1353 01:07:30,139 --> 01:07:32,108 Frank: Friday Night's Game Was The Biggest Crowd 1354 01:07:32,141 --> 01:07:33,844 In Rooster Basketball History. 1355 01:07:33,877 --> 01:07:35,913 For The First 10 Minutes, Anyhow. 1356 01:07:35,945 --> 01:07:38,848 Seems To Me People Only Come To See The Chicken. 1357 01:07:38,882 --> 01:07:40,717 Hmmm, You Know, I'm Pretty Sure 1358 01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:43,853 People Go To Basketball Games To Watch Basketball. 1359 01:07:43,887 --> 01:07:46,423 But Maybe You're Right, Maybe They Just Want To See A Chicken Act Like A Fool. 1360 01:07:46,456 --> 01:07:48,258 It's Becoming An Economic Issue, Coach. 1361 01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:51,161 - ( Groans ) - There's Been A Substantial Increase In The Sale 1362 01:07:51,194 --> 01:07:52,462 Of Game Tickets. 1363 01:07:52,496 --> 01:07:54,831 Most Importantly, The Town's Pride Quotient 1364 01:07:54,864 --> 01:07:57,033 Has Increased Significantly Friday Nights. 1365 01:07:57,067 --> 01:07:58,402 Now It's A Simple Question: 1366 01:07:58,434 --> 01:08:00,503 How Can We Get The Chicken To Come Back? 1367 01:08:00,536 --> 01:08:02,939 Well, I Suspect One Thing On His Mind 1368 01:08:02,973 --> 01:08:04,741 Is The Little Matter Of The Sheriff's Car. 1369 01:08:04,775 --> 01:08:06,777 Well, I Spoke To Lou And He's Willing To Drop All Charges. 1370 01:08:06,809 --> 01:08:10,246 What? That's Not Fair, He Stole The Sheriff's Car! 1371 01:08:10,279 --> 01:08:12,181 Come On, Corky, 1372 01:08:12,215 --> 01:08:14,017 Who Here Among Us Has Never Stolen 1373 01:08:14,049 --> 01:08:16,520 A Sheriff's Car When We Were Young? 1374 01:08:16,553 --> 01:08:18,122 Huh? 1375 01:08:18,155 --> 01:08:20,257 Anyhow, The Chicken-- 1376 01:08:20,289 --> 01:08:22,225 Let's Not Forget The Reason He Stole The Car 1377 01:08:22,258 --> 01:08:26,096 In The First Place Was To Prevent Himself From Being Unmasked. 1378 01:08:26,129 --> 01:08:27,998 We Need To Convince That Chicken 1379 01:08:28,031 --> 01:08:30,267 That If He Shows Up Again, He Won't Be Touched. 1380 01:08:30,299 --> 01:08:32,268 Well, How Are We Gonna Do That? 1381 01:08:32,302 --> 01:08:33,804 Ah. 1382 01:08:43,213 --> 01:08:44,915 ( Feedback ) 1383 01:08:46,950 --> 01:08:50,254 So Our Objective Is To Get The Chicken Back. 1384 01:08:52,522 --> 01:08:56,492 We're Certain That He Is Here Among You At This Very Moment. 1385 01:08:56,526 --> 01:08:59,062 Whoever You Are, We Want To Assure You 1386 01:08:59,094 --> 01:09:02,298 That All Vehicular Theft Charges Have Been Dropped 1387 01:09:02,331 --> 01:09:05,169 And That No One Will Expose You. 1388 01:09:05,201 --> 01:09:09,071 Whoever Even Tries, Will Be Given Double Permanent Suspension. 1389 01:09:09,105 --> 01:09:12,276 And Endure Eternal Misfortune 1390 01:09:12,308 --> 01:09:15,146 Which I Will Personally Inflict! 1391 01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:23,387 Coach Mackey Speaks For All Of Us. 1392 01:09:23,419 --> 01:09:25,188 We Need You Back, Chicken. 1393 01:09:26,356 --> 01:09:28,258 Come Back, You Big Chicken! 1394 01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:29,992 We Love You! 1395 01:09:30,026 --> 01:09:32,496 And We Need You. 1396 01:09:38,034 --> 01:09:39,937 ( Cheering ) 1397 01:09:44,007 --> 01:09:45,942 I Can't Believe I'm Actually Doing This. 1398 01:09:45,976 --> 01:09:47,311 I Can't Believe He's Actually Doing This. 1399 01:09:47,343 --> 01:09:50,146 ( School Bell Rings ) 1400 01:09:56,486 --> 01:09:59,990 It Can't Be Keith Burke. He's Too Short To Be The Chicken. 1401 01:10:00,022 --> 01:10:03,159 - What About Bobby Nevin? You Never See Him At Games. - Oh, Yes. 1402 01:10:03,192 --> 01:10:05,128 Hey, Pete. How's It Going? 1403 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,129 Good. Good. 1404 01:10:07,163 --> 01:10:08,999 What Are You Guys Doing? 1405 01:10:09,031 --> 01:10:12,502 Oh, Just What Everyone Else In School's Doing. 1406 01:10:12,535 --> 01:10:14,571 Trying To Figure Out Who The Chicken Really Is. 1407 01:10:14,603 --> 01:10:17,139 - Oh. - Hey! Maybe It's This 1408 01:10:17,173 --> 01:10:19,610 Pete Ivey Guy, Whoever He Is. 1409 01:10:19,642 --> 01:10:22,511 Camie: No Way Is Pete Ivey The Chicken. 1410 01:10:22,544 --> 01:10:24,882 Pete Ivey Is Not Smart Enough, 1411 01:10:24,914 --> 01:10:26,349 And Pete Ivey Is Not Cool Enough 1412 01:10:26,383 --> 01:10:28,184 And Pete Ivey Is Not Wild Enough. 1413 01:10:28,218 --> 01:10:31,021 - I'm Standing Right Here. - Yeah. 1414 01:10:31,053 --> 01:10:33,289 Angela, Who Do You Think It Is? 1415 01:10:33,322 --> 01:10:35,424 Uh, I Have No Idea. 1416 01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:37,160 Maybe Keith Burke? 1417 01:10:37,192 --> 01:10:41,130 He Seems Like He Could I Guess.Kind Of Guy, 1418 01:10:41,164 --> 01:10:44,300 That's What I Thought! It's Totally The Burkester. 1419 01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:46,036 Mm-Hmm. 1420 01:10:47,070 --> 01:10:48,405 - Bye, Pete. - Bye. 1421 01:10:54,343 --> 01:10:56,179 ( Police Radio Chatter ) 1422 01:11:02,319 --> 01:11:04,922 Boy, I Hope The Chicken Shows Up. 1423 01:11:04,955 --> 01:11:07,691 Oh, Lou, You Mind Leaving The Handcuffs In The Cruiser? 1424 01:11:07,723 --> 01:11:10,293 Fred, I Will Not Arrest The Chicken 1425 01:11:10,326 --> 01:11:11,995 Should He Choose To Return. 1426 01:11:13,596 --> 01:11:15,598 ( Grunts ) 1427 01:11:15,632 --> 01:11:18,067 We've Been Stood Up Again. 1428 01:11:18,101 --> 01:11:20,437 I Am Tired Of Looking Like A Fool. 1429 01:11:20,469 --> 01:11:22,505 - Where's That Chicken That's Supposed To Be-- - Ow! 1430 01:11:22,539 --> 01:11:24,675 "Oh, The Chicken'll Be Here, You Just Wait." 1431 01:11:24,708 --> 01:11:27,945 Yeah, We Need The Chicken. 1432 01:11:27,977 --> 01:11:29,679 ( Crowd Shouting ) 1433 01:11:33,115 --> 01:11:34,383 - Oh, Boy. - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1434 01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:38,254 Why? Why? Why? 1435 01:11:38,288 --> 01:11:41,258 - Oh, Why? - ( Whistle Blows ) 1436 01:11:41,290 --> 01:11:43,559 ( Crying ) Stu-- Stupid Chicken! 1437 01:11:45,094 --> 01:11:46,629 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1438 01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:52,369 Pete: What Is That, Suze? 1439 01:11:52,401 --> 01:11:54,570 We're Gonna Use This Tonight To Signal The Chicken. 1440 01:11:54,603 --> 01:11:56,205 It's Not Our Best Idea, But We're Desperate. 1441 01:11:56,239 --> 01:11:58,407 Suze, How's My Rooster Signal? 1442 01:11:58,441 --> 01:12:02,045 Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy. 1443 01:12:02,078 --> 01:12:03,614 Best Idea I Ever Had. 1444 01:12:06,415 --> 01:12:08,284 Good Luck. 1445 01:12:08,317 --> 01:12:10,553 Personally, I Think The Chicken Has A Better Chance 1446 01:12:10,587 --> 01:12:12,423 Of Seeing That Than This. 1447 01:12:13,623 --> 01:12:15,291 What Is This? 1448 01:12:15,325 --> 01:12:17,694 Didn't You Hear? Tommy's Challenging The Chicken 1449 01:12:17,727 --> 01:12:19,296 To Come On "Rooster Talk" Today 1450 01:12:19,329 --> 01:12:21,130 And Explain Why He's Called It Quits. 1451 01:12:25,668 --> 01:12:27,237 Hi, I'm Tommy Thompson 1452 01:12:27,270 --> 01:12:30,139 And We Have A Very Special Guest On "Rooster Talk" Today. 1453 01:12:30,173 --> 01:12:33,242 The Pride Of Brewster-- The Chicken. 1454 01:12:33,276 --> 01:12:35,312 ( Cheering ) 1455 01:12:37,147 --> 01:12:39,616 ( Giggling ) 1456 01:12:39,648 --> 01:12:40,816 ( Electronic Voice ) Hello, Tommy. 1457 01:12:40,849 --> 01:12:43,486 Yes, The Chicken's Voice Has Been Electronically Altered 1458 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,388 To Protect His Identity. 1459 01:12:45,422 --> 01:12:47,290 Chicken, Let's Get Right To It. 1460 01:12:47,322 --> 01:12:48,758 Why Have You Decided To Hang It Up? 1461 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:51,794 Well, Tommy, Because Under These Feathers, 1462 01:12:51,828 --> 01:12:54,196 I'm Not Really Mascot Material, 1463 01:12:54,230 --> 01:12:55,732 Just An Average Guy. 1464 01:12:55,764 --> 01:12:58,602 - I Love You, Chicken! - ( All Laughing ) 1465 01:12:58,634 --> 01:13:00,803 I Think That Proves You're Anything But Average. 1466 01:13:00,837 --> 01:13:04,040 - You're The Sparkplug Of Our School. - ( Clucks ) 1467 01:13:04,074 --> 01:13:05,575 You're The Spirit Of The Whole Town. 1468 01:13:05,607 --> 01:13:07,410 That's A Lot To Live Up To. 1469 01:13:07,444 --> 01:13:09,812 Well, Seeing How As How The Roosters' Last Remaining Game 1470 01:13:09,846 --> 01:13:11,214 Is Against The Mountain Lions, 1471 01:13:11,246 --> 01:13:13,383 Number One In The League, 1472 01:13:13,415 --> 01:13:16,253 It's Going To Be Tough To Avoid A Shutout Season Without The Chicken. 1473 01:13:16,285 --> 01:13:17,587 I Think They Can Do It! Right? 1474 01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:19,156 Let's Bring Out Someone Who Believes 1475 01:13:19,188 --> 01:13:21,258 They Can't Win Without You. 1476 01:13:21,290 --> 01:13:23,259 Coach Mackey! 1477 01:13:23,293 --> 01:13:24,728 - ( Cheering ) - Boy: Yeah, Coach! 1478 01:13:31,267 --> 01:13:32,502 Coach, You Think You Can't Win 1479 01:13:32,535 --> 01:13:34,137 - Without The Chicken? - Bawk. 1480 01:13:34,169 --> 01:13:36,205 I Am Positive We Can't Win Without The Chicken. 1481 01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:37,473 - Bawk? - I Love The Show, By The Way. 1482 01:13:37,507 --> 01:13:39,843 I'm A Big Fan. If I Can Get A Picture With You Afterwards, 1483 01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:41,677 - That Be Kinda-- Kinda-- - ( Clucking ) 1484 01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:43,646 Ah. 1485 01:13:43,679 --> 01:13:45,147 - Chicken? - Bawk? 1486 01:13:45,181 --> 01:13:46,650 Just Hear Me Out, Okay? 1487 01:13:46,682 --> 01:13:50,252 Look, If You Come Back, I Promise... 1488 01:13:50,285 --> 01:13:52,321 I Won't Throw My Clipboard At You Anymore. 1489 01:13:52,355 --> 01:13:55,692 And-- And-- You Can Break Through The Big Paper Sign Before The Game. 1490 01:13:55,724 --> 01:13:58,128 - ( Clucking ) - Huh? What Do You Say? 1491 01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,562 Give Me A Wing? 1492 01:13:59,596 --> 01:14:02,432 - ( Clucking ) - Oh, Come Here, You Big Lug. 1493 01:14:02,464 --> 01:14:04,200 All: Awww! 1494 01:14:05,267 --> 01:14:08,771 ( Applauding ) 1495 01:14:08,804 --> 01:14:11,708 - ( Blubbering ) - Bawk? 1496 01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:15,211 So I Guess This Means The Chicken Will Be At The Big Game Friday? 1497 01:14:17,246 --> 01:14:19,316 I'll Be At The Game, 1498 01:14:19,348 --> 01:14:21,117 But I'll Be In The Stands With All The Other Students. 1499 01:14:21,151 --> 01:14:24,321 ( Crowd Groans ) 1500 01:14:24,353 --> 01:14:27,590 Tommy: Well, If This Is Gone For Good For The Chicken... 1501 01:14:27,624 --> 01:14:30,494 Can We At Least Know Who The Man Is 1502 01:14:30,526 --> 01:14:32,626 Behind The Chicken Suit? 1503 01:14:32,794 --> 01:14:34,897 Let Me Answer That With Another Question. 1504 01:14:34,931 --> 01:14:37,601 Why Doesn't The Lone Ranger Take Off His Mask? 1505 01:14:38,601 --> 01:14:40,504 I Give Up. Why? 1506 01:14:40,536 --> 01:14:43,339 'Cause The Magic's In The Mystery. 1507 01:14:43,373 --> 01:14:46,343 Once You Know, The Mystery's Over, 1508 01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:48,478 And So Is The Magic. 1509 01:14:55,884 --> 01:14:58,320 Pete, Dude, We're Back In Business. 1510 01:14:58,353 --> 01:15:01,191 And Check It Out. I Even Got The Suit Dry-Cleaned. 1511 01:15:01,223 --> 01:15:03,659 - Great. - Dude, The Chicken's Risen From The Ashes. 1512 01:15:03,692 --> 01:15:05,427 You Know, Kinda Like The Phoenix. 1513 01:15:05,460 --> 01:15:07,164 They're Both Birds, Right? 1514 01:15:07,196 --> 01:15:09,331 I Thought We Agreed We Were Done With That. 1515 01:15:09,365 --> 01:15:11,401 But Pete, The Chicken's Off The Hook. 1516 01:15:11,433 --> 01:15:13,235 You Heard What The Coach Said. 1517 01:15:13,268 --> 01:15:15,204 He Said If You Show Up At The Game, They Won't Arrest You. 1518 01:15:15,237 --> 01:15:17,339 I Mean, What A Beautiful Country We Live In 1519 01:15:17,373 --> 01:15:18,741 When A Chicken Can Steal A Sheriff's Car 1520 01:15:18,775 --> 01:15:20,643 And Run Scot-Free-- I Mean, I'm Just Saying, 1521 01:15:20,677 --> 01:15:22,512 God Bless America. 1522 01:15:22,544 --> 01:15:24,413 No, Poole, You Were Right Before. 1523 01:15:24,446 --> 01:15:26,215 You Know, We Should Just Let This All Die 1524 01:15:26,249 --> 01:15:27,918 And We Can Have A Good Laugh About It In 30 Years. 1525 01:15:27,950 --> 01:15:30,319 But, Pete, You Said That You Wanted People To Know 1526 01:15:30,352 --> 01:15:33,355 That You Were The Chicken. I Mean, You Tried To Tell Everybody At The Rally. 1527 01:15:33,388 --> 01:15:35,324 - You Were Ready Then. - I'm Not Ready Now. 1528 01:15:36,825 --> 01:15:38,561 Maybe I'm Never Gonna Be Ready For People To Know 1529 01:15:38,594 --> 01:15:40,329 It Was Just Boring Old Pete Ivey In The Suit. 1530 01:15:40,362 --> 01:15:42,199 What Are You Talking About? 1531 01:15:42,231 --> 01:15:43,632 You're Gonna Be Famous, Man. 1532 01:15:43,665 --> 01:15:46,203 - People Are Gonna Love You. - Yeah, But What If They Don't? 1533 01:15:46,236 --> 01:15:47,504 Poole, What If People Stop Liking The Chicken 1534 01:15:47,536 --> 01:15:49,239 Because They Knew It Was Me? 1535 01:15:49,272 --> 01:15:52,509 Pete, If That's Seriously What You're Worried About, 1536 01:15:52,541 --> 01:15:55,277 Then You Need To Look At It Like This, Man: 1537 01:15:55,311 --> 01:15:56,914 You Can Live Your Whole Life In A Shell... 1538 01:15:58,447 --> 01:16:01,584 Or You Can Hatch. 1539 01:16:03,319 --> 01:16:05,388 No Guts, No Glory. 1540 01:16:06,990 --> 01:16:09,392 Eh, Glory's Overrated Anyhow. 1541 01:16:09,424 --> 01:16:11,561 Whoa. 1542 01:16:11,593 --> 01:16:14,263 I Hope You Know What You're Doing, Man. 1543 01:16:14,297 --> 01:16:16,333 'Cause You're Letting A Whole Lot Of People Down. 1544 01:16:31,981 --> 01:16:33,951 This Is Your Fault. 1545 01:16:35,317 --> 01:16:39,355 ( Team Clucking, Squawking ) 1546 01:16:44,927 --> 01:16:46,730 All Right! 1547 01:16:46,763 --> 01:16:49,599 Do You Little Chicklets Believe You Can Beat Those Lions?! 1548 01:16:49,632 --> 01:16:50,800 Not Without The Chicken, No. 1549 01:16:52,334 --> 01:16:53,837 What? 1550 01:16:53,870 --> 01:16:56,339 I'm Being Honest. Even Coach Said It On Tv. 1551 01:16:56,371 --> 01:16:57,641 Okay Okay. Okay. 1552 01:16:57,673 --> 01:16:59,441 I'm Saying We Can. 1553 01:16:59,474 --> 01:17:01,343 And There Are 500 Rooster Fans Out There 1554 01:17:01,377 --> 01:17:03,280 Who Believe You Can Win Without The Dang Chicken! 1555 01:17:03,312 --> 01:17:06,482 They're All Just Gonna Leave As Soon As The Chicken Doesn't Show Up. 1556 01:17:06,516 --> 01:17:09,686 So What? Maybe They Will, But This Is Our Last Game, Men! 1557 01:17:09,718 --> 01:17:11,320 Do You Want To Go Through Life With The Honor 1558 01:17:11,353 --> 01:17:13,490 Of Being The Only Winless Team In 46 Years?! 1559 01:17:13,522 --> 01:17:16,860 - No, Sir! - Is It True We Haven't Won One Single Game? 1560 01:17:16,892 --> 01:17:18,194 It Is Absolutely True! 1561 01:17:18,227 --> 01:17:20,996 - Now Do You Believe We Can Beat Them Lions?! - All: Maybe! 1562 01:17:21,030 --> 01:17:23,633 - I'll Take It! Now Let's Go - ( Marching Band Playing ) 1563 01:17:23,665 --> 01:17:25,968 Crashing Through That Sign Like Raging Roosters 1564 01:17:26,002 --> 01:17:27,337 - And Show 'Em Who We Are! - ( All Shouting ) 1565 01:17:27,370 --> 01:17:30,040 Actually, You Know What? We Should Probably Not Go Through The Sign... 1566 01:17:30,072 --> 01:17:33,375 In Case The Chicken Shows Up. I Sort Of Promised It To Him. 1567 01:17:33,409 --> 01:17:35,011 ( Squawking ) 1568 01:17:35,044 --> 01:17:37,381 - ( Crowd Roaring ) - ( Cheerleaders Cheering ) 1569 01:17:45,754 --> 01:17:47,857 ( Voice Cracks ) Okay, Let's Do This. 1570 01:17:51,026 --> 01:17:52,728 Cheerleaders: Whoo! 1571 01:17:52,762 --> 01:17:54,964 It's The Final Game Of The Year Here In The Big Chicken Coop. 1572 01:17:54,996 --> 01:17:56,633 Our Very Own Raging Roosters 1573 01:17:56,665 --> 01:17:59,069 Will Try To Score Their First Victory Of The Season 1574 01:17:59,102 --> 01:18:03,106 Against The Undefeated 25 And 0 Mountain Lions! 1575 01:18:03,138 --> 01:18:05,874 Can They Do It? Can They Do It? 1576 01:18:05,907 --> 01:18:07,910 Our Fans Think They Can Do It. 1577 01:18:07,944 --> 01:18:10,580 So Let's Do It. 1578 01:18:10,612 --> 01:18:12,648 ( Pop Music Playing ) 1579 01:18:12,682 --> 01:18:14,483 - ( Whistle Blows ) - Tommy: To Tip-Off We Go. 1580 01:18:18,588 --> 01:18:21,325 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - ( Crowd Groans And Cheers ) 1581 01:18:25,061 --> 01:18:26,529 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1582 01:18:26,562 --> 01:18:28,365 Aww! 1583 01:18:30,665 --> 01:18:33,035 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - ( Groaning Loudly ) 1584 01:18:33,069 --> 01:18:36,138 Well, It's Been An Interesting Season. 1585 01:18:36,172 --> 01:18:38,942 - Can't Win 'Em All. - Can't Win One, Actually. 1586 01:18:38,974 --> 01:18:41,511 ( Whistle Blows ) 1587 01:18:41,544 --> 01:18:44,081 Come On, Pete. Where Are You? 1588 01:18:50,085 --> 01:18:51,487 Oh, No, This Is Horrible. 1589 01:18:54,123 --> 01:18:58,094 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - ( Groaning, Cheering ) 1590 01:19:00,029 --> 01:19:02,132 No! Dill! 1591 01:19:02,164 --> 01:19:03,966 Time Out, Time Out, Time Out! 1592 01:19:03,999 --> 01:19:05,968 - Time Out! - ( Whistle Blows ) 1593 01:19:06,968 --> 01:19:08,504 Whoo! Go, Roosters! 1594 01:19:08,538 --> 01:19:11,074 Whoo! Go, Roosters! 1595 01:19:11,106 --> 01:19:14,076 Jam, Protect The Ball, Okay? 1596 01:19:14,110 --> 01:19:15,645 Please, Protect The Ball! 1597 01:19:15,678 --> 01:19:17,147 - Say It With Me. - Both: Protect The Ball. 1598 01:19:17,179 --> 01:19:19,048 Mackey: You're Killing Me! 1599 01:19:21,017 --> 01:19:23,387 Okay, Here We Go. Oh, Thank Goodness. 1600 01:19:29,224 --> 01:19:31,494 This Is It. This It It. 1601 01:19:31,526 --> 01:19:33,163 Not Pay The Electric Bill? 1602 01:19:33,196 --> 01:19:35,165 This Is The Best Two Grand The School Ever Spent. 1603 01:19:38,668 --> 01:19:40,904 Pete: Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 1604 01:19:42,071 --> 01:19:44,741 - ( Crowd Cheering ) - Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 1605 01:19:46,174 --> 01:19:49,111 Get The Banner. Get The Banner! 1606 01:19:54,115 --> 01:19:56,786 Well, Here Goes Nothin'. 1607 01:19:58,788 --> 01:20:01,857 ( Pete Screaming ) 1608 01:20:10,066 --> 01:20:12,469 Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 1609 01:20:12,502 --> 01:20:14,971 - ( Cheering ) - Yes, Finally! 1610 01:20:16,638 --> 01:20:18,106 Attaboy, Pete! 1611 01:20:18,139 --> 01:20:20,108 Er-- Duh-- Chicken. I Knew You'd Show Up. 1612 01:20:20,142 --> 01:20:21,444 ( Giggles ) 1613 01:20:21,477 --> 01:20:25,114 - Eww! - Sorry, I Ju-- I Was Excited About The Chicken Showing Up. 1614 01:20:25,147 --> 01:20:27,851 ( Pop Music Playing ) 1615 01:20:27,883 --> 01:20:30,686 - Yeah! Yeah! - Whoo! 1616 01:20:30,719 --> 01:20:32,888 ♪ No Matter What They Say, I'ma Pick Me ♪ 1617 01:20:32,922 --> 01:20:36,159 ♪ The Only Person That I Want To Be ♪ 1618 01:20:36,191 --> 01:20:39,027 ♪ I'm Letting Loose, Coming Out Of My Shell ♪ 1619 01:20:39,061 --> 01:20:41,798 ♪ I'm Doing Me Because I Do It So Well ♪ 1620 01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:43,098 ♪ Arms Out, Hands Up ♪ 1621 01:20:43,132 --> 01:20:45,034 ♪ Push It Like You Had Enough ♪ 1622 01:20:45,066 --> 01:20:47,803 - ♪ Come On, Let Me Hear The Love ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1623 01:20:47,837 --> 01:20:50,072 - ♪ Just Let It Loose Now ♪ - ♪ Everybody Hit The Floor ♪ 1624 01:20:50,106 --> 01:20:53,675 - I Know You Know How ♪ - ♪ What You Holding Back For? ♪ 1625 01:20:53,709 --> 01:20:56,279 - ♪ So Let Me Shine On ♪ - ♪ All Right, People, Let's Get To It ♪ 1626 01:20:56,312 --> 01:21:00,083 - ♪ Come On, Just Let It Go ♪ - ♪ That's The Way, You Gotta Do It ♪ 1627 01:21:00,115 --> 01:21:03,252 Okay, Listen, Guys. The War Is On And We Have Got To Win It. 1628 01:21:03,285 --> 01:21:05,053 And Now We Have Our Secret Weapon. 1629 01:21:05,087 --> 01:21:06,923 Okay? So Keep Your Heads Up, Your Butts Down, 1630 01:21:06,955 --> 01:21:09,025 - And Let's Win This Thing, Okay? - Team: Yeah! 1631 01:21:09,057 --> 01:21:11,194 - Let Me Get Your Hands In. Ready? - ♪ Just Let It Loose Now ♪ 1632 01:21:11,227 --> 01:21:12,562 - ♪ Everybody Hit The Floor ♪ 1633 01:21:12,594 --> 01:21:15,831 - I Know You Know How ♪ - ♪ What You Holding Back For? ♪ 1634 01:21:15,865 --> 01:21:18,635 - ♪ So Let Me Shine On ♪ - ♪ All Right, People, Let's Get To It ♪ 1635 01:21:18,668 --> 01:21:22,038 - ♪ Come On, Just Let It Go ♪ - ♪ Yeah, That's The Way You Gotta Do It ♪ 1636 01:21:22,071 --> 01:21:24,274 ( Clucking ) Roosters! 1637 01:21:30,111 --> 01:21:33,016 ( Whistle Blows ) 1638 01:21:39,321 --> 01:21:41,056 - Yeah! - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1639 01:21:41,089 --> 01:21:43,125 - Yes! Yes! - The Roosters Score! 1640 01:21:44,125 --> 01:21:47,596 - Whoo! - I Dunked A Basketball. 1641 01:21:47,629 --> 01:21:49,097 I Have A Player Who Can Dunk. 1642 01:21:49,130 --> 01:21:50,799 I Have A Player Who Can Dunk! 1643 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:54,103 With A Scoreboard And People Watching And Everything! 1644 01:21:54,136 --> 01:21:57,106 Guys, Did You See That? I Dunked A Basketball! 1645 01:21:57,138 --> 01:21:59,775 ( Playing Rock Music ) 1646 01:21:59,808 --> 01:22:01,645 Come On! 1647 01:22:07,349 --> 01:22:09,319 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1648 01:22:11,219 --> 01:22:13,222 ( Clucking ) 1649 01:22:19,027 --> 01:22:21,030 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1650 01:22:22,330 --> 01:22:24,199 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1651 01:22:28,737 --> 01:22:30,306 ( Chuckles ) 1652 01:22:30,339 --> 01:22:32,175 Press Press Press! 1653 01:22:33,174 --> 01:22:35,110 Yes! 1654 01:22:35,143 --> 01:22:36,913 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1655 01:22:42,117 --> 01:22:44,920 ( Clucking ) Roosters! 1656 01:22:51,192 --> 01:22:52,829 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1657 01:22:54,696 --> 01:22:56,231 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1658 01:22:58,366 --> 01:22:59,969 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1659 01:23:07,142 --> 01:23:10,112 - Whoo! - Time Out, Time Out! 1660 01:23:12,281 --> 01:23:14,217 They Called Time Out. This Is Great, You Guys. 1661 01:23:14,249 --> 01:23:16,386 Good Job, Good Job, Men! 1662 01:23:21,356 --> 01:23:23,225 ( Music Stops ) 1663 01:23:23,258 --> 01:23:26,895 ( Cheering ) Chicken! Chicken! 1664 01:23:26,928 --> 01:23:30,766 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1665 01:23:30,799 --> 01:23:33,168 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1666 01:23:33,201 --> 01:23:36,271 - Chicken! Chicken! - Come On, Chicken. Take That Chicken Head Off. 1667 01:23:36,304 --> 01:23:39,775 - Yeah, Come On, Chicken. - Chicken! Chicken! 1668 01:23:39,808 --> 01:23:41,343 Chicken! Chicken! 1669 01:23:41,377 --> 01:23:45,013 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1670 01:23:45,047 --> 01:23:47,116 - Chicken! Chicken! - Come On, Chicken! Show Us Who You Are! 1671 01:23:47,148 --> 01:23:49,084 We Can't Take It Anymore. 1672 01:23:50,285 --> 01:23:52,087 What Do You Say, Pete? 1673 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,789 Maybe It's Time To See What It Feels Like 1674 01:23:53,822 --> 01:23:55,023 To Stand In Center Court For A Change. 1675 01:23:55,057 --> 01:23:59,127 - Chicken! Chicken! - Come On, Pete. Show These Guys. 1676 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,931 Poole's Voice: You Can Live Your Whole Life In A Shell, 1677 01:24:01,964 --> 01:24:04,000 Or You Can Hatch. 1678 01:24:04,032 --> 01:24:06,102 I Guess It's Now Or Never. 1679 01:24:11,106 --> 01:24:14,976 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1680 01:24:15,009 --> 01:24:18,280 ( Regal Music Playing ) 1681 01:24:19,815 --> 01:24:23,186 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! 1682 01:24:23,218 --> 01:24:24,820 Let Me Give You Hand With That, Pete. 1683 01:24:27,255 --> 01:24:29,157 ( Crowd Chattering ) 1684 01:24:29,191 --> 01:24:31,061 You Knew? 1685 01:24:35,931 --> 01:24:37,099 Who Is That Fella? 1686 01:24:37,133 --> 01:24:41,204 That's Pete! That's Pete Ivey! 1687 01:24:41,236 --> 01:24:43,105 - It's Our Boy. - That's Our Pete. 1688 01:24:43,138 --> 01:24:45,741 You Rock, Pete. 1689 01:24:45,775 --> 01:24:47,844 That's Our Pete! 1690 01:24:47,877 --> 01:24:51,047 ( Cheering, Shouting ) 1691 01:24:56,218 --> 01:24:57,987 Whoo! 1692 01:24:58,020 --> 01:25:00,356 The Kid Makes A Darn Good Chicken. 1693 01:25:02,223 --> 01:25:05,261 - How Did You Know? - "The Magic's In The Mystery." 1694 01:25:05,294 --> 01:25:08,297 You Told Tommy, Remember? 1695 01:25:08,330 --> 01:25:10,800 Crowd: Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! 1696 01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:13,201 Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! 1697 01:25:13,235 --> 01:25:16,072 Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! 1698 01:25:17,339 --> 01:25:21,144 - Whoo! - Your Fans Are Calling... Again. 1699 01:25:29,884 --> 01:25:32,254 No Time Outs, All Right? I Want A Full Court Press. 1700 01:25:32,288 --> 01:25:33,790 I Want You To Go For The Steal, 1701 01:25:33,822 --> 01:25:35,191 If You Don't Get It, I Want You To Foul. 1702 01:25:35,223 --> 01:25:36,793 We Can Do This! 1703 01:25:36,825 --> 01:25:38,493 Get Your Hands In Here, Ready? Roosters On Three. 1704 01:25:38,526 --> 01:25:40,262 - One, Two, Three! - Roosters! 1705 01:25:40,295 --> 01:25:41,865 Let's Go! 1706 01:25:46,134 --> 01:25:48,271 ( Playing Rock Music ) 1707 01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:53,076 Yeah. 1708 01:25:54,142 --> 01:25:56,245 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - ( Screaming ) 1709 01:25:58,112 --> 01:26:00,849 Yes! Yes! Press, Press, Press! 1710 01:26:05,286 --> 01:26:08,156 - ( Tommy Chattering ) - Trap Him, Trap Him, Trap Him! 1711 01:26:08,190 --> 01:26:09,526 Tommy: Stolen Again By The Roosters! 1712 01:26:10,759 --> 01:26:14,263 The Roosters Are Taking It Upcourt. I Can't Believe It. 1713 01:26:17,031 --> 01:26:18,834 - Yeah! - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1714 01:26:18,867 --> 01:26:21,036 - Tommy: Roosters Score! - Yeah! Whoo! 1715 01:26:21,070 --> 01:26:24,240 - I Dunked It Again! - Oh, No He Didn't! 1716 01:26:24,272 --> 01:26:27,175 - No, He Didn't! Ah! - ( Groans ) 1717 01:26:27,209 --> 01:26:30,346 Tommy: Roosters Down By Two With Only Eight Seconds To Go! 1718 01:26:35,049 --> 01:26:36,117 - ( Whistle Blows ) - Crowd: Eight! 1719 01:26:36,151 --> 01:26:38,421 Seven! 1720 01:26:38,454 --> 01:26:40,489 Six! 1721 01:26:40,522 --> 01:26:43,226 Five! 1722 01:26:43,258 --> 01:26:45,194 - Four! - Yes! Press Again! 1723 01:26:45,227 --> 01:26:46,963 Three! 1724 01:26:46,995 --> 01:26:48,463 Two! 1725 01:26:48,496 --> 01:26:50,098 One! 1726 01:26:50,132 --> 01:26:53,002 - He Shoots-- He Shoots-- - ( Buzzer Sounds ) 1727 01:26:53,035 --> 01:26:54,337 The Ball's In The Air! 1728 01:27:07,115 --> 01:27:08,950 - ( Buzzer Sounds ) - ( Cheering ) 1729 01:27:08,983 --> 01:27:10,186 They Did It! We Won! 1730 01:27:10,218 --> 01:27:12,587 Yeah! 1731 01:27:12,620 --> 01:27:14,389 - Yes! - Whoo-Hoo-Hoo! 1732 01:27:16,925 --> 01:27:18,326 Bawk! 1733 01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:21,264 ( Cheerleaders Screaming, Grunting ) 1734 01:27:21,297 --> 01:27:23,232 ( Giggling ) 1735 01:27:23,264 --> 01:27:25,166 ( Clucking ) 1736 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:26,569 Oh, We Won! 1737 01:27:26,602 --> 01:27:29,171 ( Girls Screaming, Cheering ) 1738 01:27:29,204 --> 01:27:30,540 Yes! 1739 01:27:33,976 --> 01:27:35,244 Yes! 1740 01:27:35,276 --> 01:27:37,212 Yeah-Ha! Whoo! 1741 01:27:37,245 --> 01:27:40,583 I Am Not A Loser! 1742 01:27:40,615 --> 01:27:42,451 ( Whimpers Excitedly ) 1743 01:27:48,423 --> 01:27:51,226 I Told You I Was Falling For A Guy In A Chicken Suit. 1744 01:27:51,259 --> 01:27:53,228 Is It Okay If I'm The Guy? 1745 01:27:53,262 --> 01:27:55,197 ( Laughs ) 1746 01:27:57,165 --> 01:27:59,668 Pete! Dude, They Love You! 1747 01:27:59,701 --> 01:28:01,436 Put Your Head On. 1748 01:28:01,469 --> 01:28:03,673 ( Pop Music Playing ) 1749 01:28:03,705 --> 01:28:05,607 ♪ I Have A Secret ♪ 1750 01:28:05,641 --> 01:28:07,710 ♪ I've Been Dying To Tell ♪ 1751 01:28:07,742 --> 01:28:10,312 ♪ And I Would Have Told You Sooner ♪ 1752 01:28:10,346 --> 01:28:12,615 ♪ But I Think It's Just As Well ♪ 1753 01:28:12,647 --> 01:28:14,482 ♪ And Now That We're All Together ♪ 1754 01:28:14,516 --> 01:28:16,652 ♪ And It's Time To Celebrate ♪ 1755 01:28:16,684 --> 01:28:19,554 ♪ So Take Your Call Your Mom And Dad ♪ 1756 01:28:19,588 --> 01:28:21,324 ♪ And Tell Them That The Party's Never Gonna Stop♪ 1757 01:28:21,356 --> 01:28:23,458 ♪ I'm Ready To Rock ♪ 1758 01:28:23,491 --> 01:28:25,561 ♪ I'm Ready To Rock ♪ 1759 01:28:25,593 --> 01:28:26,861 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 1760 01:28:26,896 --> 01:28:29,264 ♪ One, Two, Three, Four, Tell Me What I'm Waiting For♪ 1761 01:28:33,267 --> 01:28:36,972 ♪ And It Feels So Good Tonight ♪ 1762 01:28:38,307 --> 01:28:42,277 ♪ Like I Knew It Would, All Right ♪ 1763 01:28:42,311 --> 01:28:45,214 ♪ And I Just Love This ♪ 1764 01:28:45,246 --> 01:28:47,583 ♪ Starlight ♪ 1765 01:28:47,615 --> 01:28:50,085 ♪ And If You're Building Up For A Long, Long Time ♪ 1766 01:28:50,119 --> 01:28:52,021 ♪ And A Crime That's About To Pop ♪ 1767 01:28:52,053 --> 01:28:53,588 ♪ I'm Ready To Rock ♪ 1768 01:28:56,691 --> 01:28:58,293 ♪ Ready To Rock ♪ 1769 01:28:58,326 --> 01:29:00,228 Pete: Cock-A-Doodle-Do It! 1770 01:29:00,262 --> 01:29:02,298 ♪ One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Whoo! ♪ 1771 01:29:03,632 --> 01:29:06,268 ♪ Come On, Come On, Whoo! ♪ 1772 01:29:08,536 --> 01:29:11,173 ♪ I'm Ready To Rock. ♪