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[ CONGREGATIONAL SINGING ]

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O LORD...

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AM I ON THE RIGHT PATH?

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IF SO, PLEASE...

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GIVE ME A SIGN.

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[ GUNSHOT ]

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[ SINGING SWELLS ]

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[ WHIRRING, STEAM HISSES ]

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NOTHING WORSE
THAN BAD COFFEE.

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MARTHA?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

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YOU TELL ME, KIDDO.

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LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER,
YOU AND RICHARD WERE,

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UH, "HA HA," YOU KNOW?

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AND NOW,
JUST A FEW SHORT WEEKS LATER,

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YOU AND RICHARD ARE, UH
"PFFT," YOU KNOW?

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IT'S COMPLICATED.

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MM.

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SO WERE
HIS LAST TWO DIVORCES.

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OH, GOD. MARTHA,
WE'RE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE.

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WELL,
CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED,

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BUT DON'T MARRIED COUPLES
LIVE TOGETHER?

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YES,
BUT I-IT'S COMPLICATED,

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AND -- AND I'M WORKING THROUGH
A FEW THINGS.

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RICHARD TOLD ME THAT --

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RIGHT BEFORE HE DECLARED
HE WAS GOING TO WIN YOU BACK.

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LOOK, AS YOU KNOW,
MY SON IS A LOT OF THINGS --

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SOME OF THEM GOOD,
SOME OF THEM NOT SO GOOD.

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BUT HE IS SOMEONE
YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON.

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AND THAT IS A RARE THING,
KIDDO.

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

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BECKETT.

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UH, YEAH.

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ALL RIGHT.
I'LL HAVE DETECTIVES RESPOND.

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

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UH, MARTHA, I'M SORRY.
UH, THERE'S A MURDER, AND --

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KATHERINE, DARLING...

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LOOK,
BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF

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AND BE HONEST
WITH YOUR HUSBAND.

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[ SIGHS ]

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Ryan: MAN, I THOUGHT
THE SECOND KID WOULD BE CHEAPER.

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BUT JENNY --
SHE WANTS ALL NEW STUFF.

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YOU SHOULD SEE THE BABY STROLLER
THAT SHE PICKED OUT.

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SERIOUSLY, I MIGHT HAVE TO GET
A SECOND FULL-TIME JOB.

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OR YOU CAN MAKE MORE MONEY
FROM YOUR FIRST JOB.

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WHAT, LIKE OVERTIME?

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NO -- PROMOTION.

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SERGEANT'S EXAM IS IN A WEEK.
LET'S TAKE IT.

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A WEEK?! WHEN ARE WE
GONNA HAVE TIME TO STUDY?

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HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

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SERGEANT WILKIE PASSED,

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AND HE'S, LIKE, A CHROMOSOME
AWAY FROM A NEANDERTHAL.

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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

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OKAY, I'LL CALL 1PP,
SIGN US BOTH UP.

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GOOD MORNING.

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ALLOW ME THE PLEASURE
OF INTRODUCING YOU

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TO DAVE JOHNSON, 52,
SINGLE GSW TO THE STERNUM.

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KILLER POPPED HIM
WHILE HE WAS PRAYING.

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[ GROANS ]

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WHAT? DID YOU GUYS
REHEARSE THAT?

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FORMER ALTAR BOYS.

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YEAH. PROBABLY AN INVOLUNTARY
REFLEX OR SOMETHING.

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WOUND SUGGESTS HE WAS SHOT

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BETWEEN 8:00 AND 11:00 P.M.
LAST NIGHT.

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KIND OF LATE FOR A CHURCH TO BE
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC, ISN'T IT?

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IT WASN'T --
THE SISTERS OF THE PARISH

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SAID THE PLACE WAS LOCKED
AT 6:00,

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BUT DISCOVERED
THIS MORNING

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THAT THE FRONT DOOR
HAD BEEN JIMMIED.

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SO, WHAT -- DAVE AND THE KILLER
BROKE IN TOGETHER?

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DOUBT IT --
EVIDENCE SHOWS

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THAT THE KILLER SNUCK IN
AND SHOT DAVE FROM BEHIND

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WHAT WAS A DECORATIVE
STAINED-GLASS WINDOW FOR PRAYER.

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AH.

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REALLY?!

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[ CLACKING ]
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

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Ryan: FATHER,
DID YOU KNOW DAVE JOHNSON?

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OH, YES.
HE WAS A FAITHFUL PARISHIONER.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

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WHAT DAVE WAS DOING
AT THE CHURCH LAST NIGHT?

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NOT A CLUE.

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PERHAPS HIS WIFE KNOWS.

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HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TO WENDY?

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NO. WE HAVEN'T
NOTIFIED HER YET.

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BUT WHAT CAN YOU TELL US
ABOUT DAVE?

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DID -- DID HE HAVE
ANY ENEMIES?

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OH, NO.

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HE WAS A GOOD MAN,
A LOVING HUSBAND,

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AND ARGUABLY
ONE OF THE GREATEST --

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GREATEST WHAT?

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WELL, IT'S GOING TO COME OUT
SOONER OR LATER.

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[ SIGHS ]

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DAVE WAS ONE
OF THE GREATEST NOVELISTS

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OF THE LAST 50 YEARS.

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DAVE JOHNSON?

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UH, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM,
FATHER.

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THAT'S BECAUSE
HE WROTE UNDER A PSEUDONYM.

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DAD? DID YOU HEAR?

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DAD?

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IT'S MY PONY!
YOU CAN'T PET IT!

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YOUR PONY?

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WHAT?

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HEY.

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WHAT'S UP?

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[ SIGHS ]

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P.J. MOFFET'S DEAD.

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P.J. MOFFET WAS
ONE OF MY LITERARY HEROES.

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MINE TOO.

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REMEMBER, I WROTE THAT PAPER
ABOUT HIM IN EIGHTH GRADE.

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EVERY AUTHOR DREAMS OF WRITING
THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL,

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BUT P.J. MOFFET
ACTUALLY DID IT.

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ON HIS FIRST TRY, TOO --
"THE BUTCHERBIRD'S SONG."

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AND IN 25 YEARS,
HE NEVER WROTE ANOTHER WORD.

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JUST ONE BOOK, THEN HE
DISAPPEARED FROM PUBLIC LIFE.

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ACCORDING TO TWITTER,

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HE WAS MURDERED
AT ST. MARK'S ON 3rd.

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THAT'S WONDERFUL.

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DAD, A LITTLE RESPECT
FOR THE DEAD.

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NOT WONDERFUL
THAT HE WAS MURDERED --

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WONDERFUL
WHERE HE WAS MURDERED.

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ST. MARK'S --

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THAT'S IN THE JURISDICTION
OF THE 12th PRECINCT,

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AND I AM AN EXPERT
ON ALL THINGS P.J. MOFFET.

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SO YOU'RE STILL GOING WITH
THE "WIN BECKETT BACK

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BY WORKING HOMICIDES
WITH HER" PLAN?

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THAT'S HOW I GOT HER TO
FALL FOR ME THE FIRST TIME --

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THAT AND...WHEN I KISS HER,
I USE THE BOTTOM --

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DAD, WHEN IT COMES
TO YOUR SEX LIFE, HOW ABOUT

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WE STICK WITH THE
"AFTERSCHOOL SPECIAL" VERSION?

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THAT'S FAIR.

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OKAY, SO,
WHAT'S GOING TO BE

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YOUR WAY INTO THE CASE
THIS TIME?

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WELL, ALL I NEED IS,
UH...

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A CLIENT.

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YOU GUYS, LANIE CALLED.

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NO USABLE PRINTS
FROM THE CRIME SCENE,

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AND NO HITS OFF BALLISTICS.

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YO, "THE BUTCHERBIRD SONG"
IS STILL A POPULAR NOVEL, RIGHT?

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I MEAN,
IT'S 25 YEARS OLD,

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BUT OUR VICTIM SHOULD STILL BE
GETTING HUGE ROYALTY CHECKS.

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YEAH. IT'S REQUIRED READING
IN MOST HIGH SCHOOLS.

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THEN WHY WAS HE LIVING
IN A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT

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AND WORKING AS A JANITOR
FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS?

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I'LL CALL THE PUBLISHER,
HAVE THEM CONFIRM WHO HE IS.

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NO NEED.

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WE CAN DO THAT FOR YOU.

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UH...CASTLE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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MEET MY CLIENT.

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THIS IS WENDY JOHNSON,
WIFE OF DAVE JOHNSON,

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ALSO KNOWN AS
FAMED NOVELIST P.J. MOFFET.

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WE'RE HERE
TO MAKE A STATEMENT.

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WELL, WE'LL...ESCORT HER
TO CAPTAIN BECKETT'S OFFICE.

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YOUR CLIENT, CASTLE?

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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
YOU AMBULANCE-CHASED THIS WOMAN.

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BECKETT, THAT IS
AN OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATION.

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I, AS A MEMBER
OF THE WRITING COMMUNITY,

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MERELY WENT BY HER HOME
TO OFFER MY CONDOLENCES.

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HMM. AND I SUPPOSE YOU TOLD HER
THAT YOU'RE A P.I.

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WHO JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE
CONNECTIONS WITH THE NYPD.

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THE TOPIC
MAY HAVE COME UP.

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YOU LOOK GORGEOUS,
BY THE WAY.

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UH, WE SHOULD GO
AND TALK TO YOUR CLIENT.

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Wendy: WE'D ONLY BEEN MARRIED
FOR EIGHT MONTHS.

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[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

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I FELT LIKE I'D KNOWN HIM
MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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PROBABLY BECAUSE I GREW UP
JUST LOVING THAT BOOK.

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Beckett: UH, YEAH,
ABOUT THAT, MRS. JOHNSON --

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CONSIDERING
YOUR HUSBAND'S SUCCESS,

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WHY WAS HE WORKING
AS A JANITOR?

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WELL, THAT WAS RESEARCH
FOR A NEW BOOK.

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A SECOND
P.J. MOFFET NOVEL?

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HE WAS DOING RESEARCH
FOR OVER FIVE YEARS?

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MM-HMM.

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MOFFET WAS LEGENDARY

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FOR TOTAL IMMERSION
IN HIS SUBJECT MATTER --

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MUCH LIKE ME WITH YOU.

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UH, DID YOU KNOW THAT
BEFORE WRITING A SINGLE WORD

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OF "THE BUTCHERBIRD SONG,"
MOFFET SPENT SEVEN YEARS

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LIVING AS
A DRUG-ADDICTED ESKIMO?

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IT'S TRUE.

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HE WAS EXTREMELY DEDICATED
TO HIS CRAFT.

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EVEN THOUGH
HE OWNS A RANCH IN WYOMING,

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HE INSISTED WE LIVE IN BROOKLYN
FOR AUTHENTICITY.

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WHY DID HE BREAK INTO
ST. MARK'S CHURCH LAST NIGHT?

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I CAN ONLY GUESS
IT WAS TO PRAY.

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HE HAD BEEN
EXTREMELY TROUBLED RECENTLY.

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DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT?

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I THINK IT HAD TO BE
HIS RESEARCH.

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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
WHEN DAVE LEFT,

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HE TOLD ME HE MET WITH SOMEONE
THAT MORNING,

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AND THINGS GOT HEATED.

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AND WHO DID HE MEET WITH?

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HE DIDN'T SAY --
JUST THAT THE MAN WAS DANGEROUS.

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WELL, WHAT WAS
HIS NEW BOOK ABOUT?

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UM, THE MAFIA.

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HEY. WHERE'S CASTLE?

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HE TOOK HIS CLIENT HOME.

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REMEMBER, HE DOESN'T WORK CASES
WITH US ANYMORE.

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HEY. SO, I FOUND OUT WHERE
OUR VIC WAS YESTERDAY MORNING.

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ACCORDING TO HIS FINANCIALS,
HE TOOK A CAB RIDE TO BROOKLYN.

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WHERE WAS HE
DROPPED OFF?

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THIS GUY'S HOUSE --
MILTON CICERO.

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WORKS IN SANITATION.

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WORD IS
HE'S TOTALLY MOBBED UP.

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IF OUR VIC WAS
DOING RESEARCH FOR HIS BOOK

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AND HE ASKED
TOO MANY QUESTIONS,

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MILTON HERE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN
SUSPICIOUS AND TAKEN DAVE OUT.

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Milton: OKAY.

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HE DID COME TO MY HOUSE,

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BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM --
I SWEAR.

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SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?
I DON'T.

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HE JUST CAME OVER, STARTED
ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS.

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ABOUT WHAT?

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UNION KICKBACKS.

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HE WANTED TO KNOW
WHERE ALL THE MONEY COMES FROM.

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SAY...

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YOU TWO HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO HE REALLY IS?

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YEAH. HE'S P.J. MOFFET,
THE NOVELIST.
YEAH.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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P.J. WHAT? THE WHAT?

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NO.

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THAT IS
JIMMY "TWO GUNS" O'MALLEY.

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WHOA. WAIT.
WHA-- UH...

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THE IRISH MOBSTER

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WHO RATTED OUT HIS WHOLE CREW
BACK IN THE '80s?

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BINGO.

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00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:39,459
HE STARTS TELLING ME
ALL ABOUT WITNESS PROTECTION

228
00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:42,372
AND HOW THE FEDS GAVE HIM
A NEW NAME -- DAVE JOHNSON.

229
00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:44,835
HOLD UP -- DOESN'T THE MOB
HAVE A CONTRACT OUT

230
00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,586
ON JIMMY "TWO GUNS'" LIFE?

231
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,508
DO THEY?

232
00:09:48,508 --> 00:09:50,671
I WOULDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

233
00:09:50,671 --> 00:09:51,882
MILTON?

234
00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:54,054
DID YOU TRY TO COLLECT
ON THAT REWARD?

235
00:09:54,054 --> 00:09:57,768
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU MADE
A CALL UP TO THE MOB IN BOSTON.

236
00:09:59,059 --> 00:10:02,182
I DIDN'T...
NOT CALL THEM.

237
00:10:03,143 --> 00:10:04,484
OKAY, BYE-BYE.

238
00:10:04,484 --> 00:10:05,605
[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]

239
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,027
[ SIGHS ]

240
00:10:07,027 --> 00:10:10,440
SO, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH P.J. MOFFET'S PUBLISHER.

241
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,033
OUR AUTHOR
IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE.

242
00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:15,866
DAVE JOHNSON WAS LYING
ABOUT WHO HE WAS.

243
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,658
Ryan: YEAH, WE FIGURED.

244
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:21,041
SO, DAVE TELLS MILTON THAT
HE'S JIMMY "TWO GUNS" O'MALLEY,

245
00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,914
AND THEN MILTON RATS HIM OUT
TO THE IRISH MOB.

246
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,545
MAYBE OUR VIC
WAS A CON MAN.

247
00:10:25,545 --> 00:10:27,167
AND CONNING THE WRONG GUY
GOT HIM KILLED.

248
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,638
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

249
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,429
CAPTAIN BECKETT?

250
00:10:39,429 --> 00:10:41,061
HEY.

251
00:10:41,061 --> 00:10:42,642
YOU HEARD BACK
FROM THE FBI?

252
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,394
YEAH, IT'S LOOKING MORE AND MORE
LIKE THE IRISH MOB

253
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,146
ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR DAVE'S MURDER.

254
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,149
MEET BILLY O'ROURKE, A SUSPECTED
HIT MAN FROM SOUTHIE.

255
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,651
WORD ON THE STREET IS HE LANDED
AT JFK YESTERDAY AFTERNOON.

256
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,903
IS HE STILL IN TOWN?

257
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,364
WELL,
AS OF TWO MINUTES AGO,

258
00:10:54,364 --> 00:10:56,116
HE HADN'T CHECKED OUT
OF THE BILTMORE HOTEL.

259
00:10:56,116 --> 00:10:57,327
OKAY.

260
00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:58,578
GO FIND ESPO
AND PICK HIM UP.

261
00:10:58,578 --> 00:10:59,830
YEAH.

262
00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,742
RYAN?
HMM?

263
00:11:01,742 --> 00:11:03,413
BE CAREFUL.

264
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,745
YOU GOT IT.

265
00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:17,057
Yeah.

266
00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:21,391
[ DOOR OPENS ]

267
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,186
Is he in there?

268
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,189
All right, thanks.
Get out of here, kid.

269
00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:36,116
Castle: SO, SHE'S TELLING ME
SHE NEEDS SPACE.

270
00:11:36,116 --> 00:11:38,158
I'M SAYING
THAT'S A CRY FOR HELP.

271
00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:39,910
O'Rourke: YEAH, RICKY.
I COMPLETELY AGREE.

272
00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:41,031
THANK YOU.
YEAH.

273
00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:42,582
MM-HMM.

274
00:11:42,582 --> 00:11:44,414
[ GUNS COCK ]
NYPD!

275
00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:46,706
HEY, GUYS! HOW ARE --
ARE YOU HUNGRY?

276
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,380
UH, SORRY. NEITHER OF US
ORDERED PIGS WRAPPED IN KEVLAR.

277
00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:51,421
[ CHUCKLES ]
GET OUT.

278
00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:52,833
ON YOUR FEET RIGHT NOW,
O'ROURKE.

279
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,887
CASTLE,
HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

280
00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:58,889
UH, WHEN I GAVE DAVE'S WIFE
A RIDE HOME,

281
00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:00,180
I SAW A RECEIPT
FROM YESTERDAY --

282
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,142
A RUSH DRY-CLEANING JOB
ON DAVE'S JACKET.

283
00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:03,513
THE BILL WAS CHARGED
TO THIS ROOM.

284
00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:04,604
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

285
00:12:04,604 --> 00:12:05,645
THE FBI.

286
00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:07,347
CASTLE, THIS GUY --

287
00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:08,769
HE'S A HIT MAN
FOR THE IRISH MOB.

288
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:09,770
NO!

289
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,981
WELL, YES, YES.

290
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,152
BUT W-WHEN
YOU GET TO KNOW HIM,

291
00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:13,693
HE'S ACTUALLY
REALLY A L-LOVELY PERSON.

292
00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:15,275
YOU KNOW, HE'S A --
HE'S A GOOD LISTENER.

293
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,907
O'Rourke: YEAH.
THANK YOU FOR THAT.

294
00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:18,238
UH, VERY HOSPITABLE.
THERE YOU GO.

295
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,160
AND HE ACTUALLY TOLD ME
THAT DAVE --

296
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,701
RICKY, THEY'RE COPS.
SHUT UP.

297
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:23,824
NO, THEY'RE MY COPS, THOUGH.
THESE GUYS ARE OKAY.

298
00:12:23,824 --> 00:12:25,125
JUST --

299
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,997
GUYS,
BILLY'S NOT YOUR KILLER.

300
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,248
OH, YOU KNOW THIS HOW?

301
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,579
BILLY TOLD ME.

302
00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:31,631
OHHHH. YEAH.

303
00:12:31,631 --> 00:12:33,633
OH, AND DID HE ALSO
CROSS HIS HEART AND HOPE TO DIE?

304
00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:34,925
[ SIGHS ]

305
00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:36,967
BILLY, TELL THEM
WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

306
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,218
OKAY.

307
00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:40,380
UH, LET'S SAY, UH,
HYPOTHETICALLY...

308
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,761
HYPOTHETICALLY.

309
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,094
...UH, I CAME TO TOWN
TO WHACK JIMMY "TWO GUNS"

310
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:47,057
AND, UH...
HYPOTHETICALLY...

311
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,598
I THREW HIM
IN THE TRUNK OF MY RENTAL

312
00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:50,730
AND DROVE HIM OUT TO THE MARSH
BY THE MEADOWLANDS.

313
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:51,771
YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS.

314
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,732
ONLY, JUST BEFORE --

315
00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:54,194
HYPOTHETICALLY...
OF COURSE.

316
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,696
...I COULD PUT A BULLET
THROUGH HIS BRAIN, I REALIZED

317
00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:59,399
THE GUY DOESN'T LOOK
ANYTHING LIKE JIMMY "TWO GUNS."

318
00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:02,662
RIGHT? SO DAVE EXPLAINS IT'S ALL
JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING,

319
00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:04,164
THAT HE'S ACTUALLY
P.J. MOFFET...

320
00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:05,405
[ Chuckling ] YEAH.

321
00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:07,617
...AND HE'S TELLING EVERYBODY
HE'S JIMMY "TWO GUNS"

322
00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:09,709
SO HE CAN DO RESEARCH
FOR HIS NEW NOVEL.

323
00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:10,911
YEAH,
AND I'M A HUGE FAN.

324
00:13:10,911 --> 00:13:12,542
"THE BUTCHERBIRD SONG" --
IT'S MY EVERYTHING.

325
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,174
OH, PLEASE. THAT'S --
I HAVE A COPY MYSELF.

326
00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:15,125
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

327
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:16,256
WHOA!
NO, NO!

328
00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:17,547
SO BILLY BRINGS DAVE
BACK HERE,

329
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,009
AND HE PAYS
TO HAVE HIS JACKET CLEANED.

330
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,341
YEAH. HE EVEN
AUTOGRAPHED THE BOOK FOR ME.

331
00:13:21,341 --> 00:13:22,132
HUH?

332
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:23,553
OH,
ISN'T THAT LOVELY?

333
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,684
OH.

334
00:13:24,684 --> 00:13:26,516
OH, HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE,
THOUGH.

335
00:13:26,516 --> 00:13:28,558
HE ENDED UP NOT BEING
P.J. MOFFET AFTER ALL.

336
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,850
GUY WAS A CON MAN.

337
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,521
COME ON!
REALLY?! NO!

338
00:13:31,521 --> 00:13:34,144
AND, BY THE WAY, CASTLE,
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY HERE,

339
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:35,355
IT DOESN'T PROVE

340
00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:38,488
THAT YOUR NEW BFF, BILLY,
DIDN'T OFF DAVE.

341
00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,861
NO, IT DOESN'T,
BUT HIS ALIBI DOES.

342
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,492
YEAH.
AT THE TIME
OF THE MURDER,

343
00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:44,154
HE WAS FRONT ROW
AT "THE LION KING."

344
00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:47,117
UH-HUH. ARGUABLY
THE BEST MUSICAL IN TOWN.

345
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,288
YEAH, WELL,
YOU'RE NOT WRONG.

346
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:51,211
BUT TELL THEM
WHAT YOU SAW

347
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:52,832
BEFORE YOU PUT DAVE
IN THE TRUNK.

348
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,214
HYPOTHETICALLY.
HYPOTHETICALLY.

349
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,666
YEAH, BEFORE I SNATCHED UP DAVE,
I SAW HIM

350
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:59,549
HAVING THIS KNOCKDOWN,
DRAG-OUT ARGUMENT

351
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:01,922
WITH SOME TALL GUY
OUTSIDE HIS APARTMENT HOUSE.

352
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:04,224
SO THE GUY SAYS TO DAVE,

353
00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,386
"HEY, YOU BETTER COME THROUGH,
LIKE YOU PROMISED,

354
00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:09,019
OR THERE'S GONNA BE
SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES."

355
00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:13,523
ADMIT IT --
HE'S NOT SO BAD OF A GUY.

356
00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:15,565
[ SIGHS ] CASTLE,
JUST BECAUSE HIS ALIBI HELD

357
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,477
AND HE PAID FOR LUNCH DOESN'T
MAKE HIM A GREAT HUMANITARIAN.

358
00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:18,939
HE KILLS PEOPLE
FOR A LIVING.

359
00:14:18,939 --> 00:14:20,690
YES, BUT WITHOUT
PEOPLE LIKE HIM,

360
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,652
PEOPLE LIKE US
WOULD BE OUT OF A JOB.

361
00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:24,444
NOW,
WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE?

362
00:14:24,444 --> 00:14:26,036
LOCATE AND IDENTIFY
THIS MYSTERY MAN?

363
00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:27,327
NO.
THAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE.

364
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:29,119
YOUR NEXT MOVE
IS TO GO HOME.

365
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,081
BECKETT DOESN'T WANT YOU
WORKING THE CASE. I'M SORRY.

366
00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:32,662
NO. UH, I GET IT.
TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

367
00:14:32,662 --> 00:14:35,205
I'LL CIRCLE BACK 'ROUND
AND, UH, UPDATE MY CLIENT.

368
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,838
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS,
DOOR OPENS ]
[ Muffled ] CASTLE.

369
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:41,211
THAT'S -- YEAH.
THAT'S TOO MUCH.

370
00:14:45,305 --> 00:14:46,386
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

371
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,139
O CAPTAIN,
MY CAPTAIN.

372
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,311
CARL. HEY.

373
00:14:51,311 --> 00:14:53,563
THANK YOU
FOR COMING UP FROM CSU.

374
00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,396
I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME A RUNDOWN
OF NARCOTIC SIGNATURES --

375
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,358
SPECIFICALLY HEROIN.

376
00:14:58,358 --> 00:15:02,652
BASICALLY, EVERY BATCH OF HEROIN
IS LIKE A SNOWFLAKE.

377
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,364
NO TWO ARE ALIKE.

378
00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:07,237
TO DETERMINE IF SAMPLES
ARE FROM THE SAME BATCH, WE RUN

379
00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:09,789
A CHROMATOGRAPHIC IMPURITY
SIGNATURE PROFILE ANALYSIS.

380
00:15:09,789 --> 00:15:11,031
OKAY.

381
00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:14,084
UM, LET'S SAY
I HAVE A SAMPLE OF HEROIN

382
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:15,915
AND I COMPARE IT
TO ANOTHER SAMPLE,

383
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,337
AND THAT'LL HELP ME
DETERMINE

384
00:15:17,337 --> 00:15:19,249
WHETHER THEY ORIGINATED
FROM THE SAME SOURCE?

385
00:15:19,249 --> 00:15:20,500
EXACTAMUNDO.

386
00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:23,093
THANK YOU.
THAT'S ALL I NEEDED.

387
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:28,678
WHAT'S UP, CARL?
HEY.

388
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,810
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU MEETING
WITH CSU's NARCOTICS GUY FOR?

389
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,552
YOU KNOW, ESPO,
I DO HAVE OTHER CASES

390
00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:34,014
THAT I HAVE TO SUPERVISE.

391
00:15:34,014 --> 00:15:35,355
MY APOLOGIES, CAPITáN.

392
00:15:35,355 --> 00:15:37,978
SO, ANY LUCK
ON FINDING THAT MYSTERY MAN?

393
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,480
RYAN'S SCRUBBING STREET-CAM
FOOTAGE NEAR DAVID'S APARTMENT.

394
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,063
BUT, YO, I THINK
WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING HERE.

395
00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:44,064
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

396
00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:46,116
WELL,
IF DAVE WAS A SCAM ARTIST,

397
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:48,118
HE IS THE ODDEST ONE
I EVER HEARD OF.

398
00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:50,450
I MEAN, YES, HE WAS EXHIBITING
CON-MAN BEHAVIOR,

399
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,871
BUT TO WHAT END?

400
00:15:51,871 --> 00:15:53,703
UH, TO RIP PEOPLE OFF.

401
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,126
WHO? HIS WIFE?

402
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:57,417
SHE DIDN'T COME
FROM MONEY.

403
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,499
THE PRIEST
TOOK A VOW OF POVERTY.

404
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:01,841
AND THE UNION GUY -- DAVE NEVER
ASKED HIM FOR A PAYOFF.

405
00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:03,343
OKAY,
THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

406
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:05,175
SO WHAT'S THE UPSIDE
TO DAVE'S CONS?

407
00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:06,506
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
HEY.

408
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:09,849
SO, I I.D.'d OUR MYSTERY MAN
WHO THREATENED DAVE.

409
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:13,263
GUY'S NAME IS ERIC LOGAN.
HE'S A CONVICTED SCAM ARTIST.

410
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,934
TWO COLLARS FOR ASSAULT,

411
00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:16,476
INCLUDING ONE
WITH A DEADLY WEAPON.

412
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,358
YOU KNOW, MAYBE ERIC AND DAVE
WERE WORKING A CON TOGETHER

413
00:16:18,358 --> 00:16:19,979
AND SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

414
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,271
ANY IDEA
WHERE ERIC IS NOW?

415
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,902
YEAH. I PINGED HIS CELL.
WE GOT A LOCATION.

416
00:16:22,902 --> 00:16:24,274
LET'S GO PICK HIM UP.

417
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,164
[ Dial tone ]

418
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,327
[ Ringing ]

419
00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,418
MAN: Evidence Room.

420
00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,170
YEAH,
THIS IS CAPTAIN BECKETT.

421
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,291
DO WE STILL HAVE
THE SEIZED HEROIN

422
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,462
FROM THE VULCAN SIMMONS
CASE?

423
00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:43,673
Hang on. Let me check.

424
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:44,464
YEAH, I'LL HOLD.

425
00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:49,679
Yes, we do.

426
00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:51,471
GOOD.

427
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:53,093
THAT'S ALL I NEEDED.

428
00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,559
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THANKS ANYWAY FOR TRYING.

429
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:01,271
[ SIGHS ]

430
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,442
HEY, BAD NEWS.

431
00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:05,565
THERE'S NO MORE SLOTS OPEN
FOR THE SERGEANT'S EXAM.

432
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:06,566
DAMN!

433
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:08,908
WELL, I GUESS
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT

434
00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:10,610
TILL THE NEXT SLOT
OPENS UP.

435
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:11,991
[ GLASS CLATTERS ]
YEAH.

436
00:17:11,991 --> 00:17:13,913
BOGEY, 3:00.

437
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,506
NYPD!

438
00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:28,088
WHOA! GEEZ!

439
00:17:29,259 --> 00:17:30,260
CASTLE.

440
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:32,172
HEY.

441
00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,673
I WAS JUST GOING
TO THAT, UH...

442
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,845
JUST GOING
TO THE BODEGA THERE.

443
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,977
PICK YOU SOMETHING UP --
LITTLE SLIM JIM, YOO-HOO?

444
00:17:37,977 --> 00:17:39,519
CASTLE, HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT WE WERE HERE?

445
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,496
DID YOU PUT THIS TRACKER
ON ME

446
00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:57,907
WHEN YOU GAVE ME
THAT AWKWARD HUG?

447
00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,620
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
BUT I'LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS.

448
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,252
YEAH, SURE.
HERE YOU GO.

449
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:05,255
OOPS.

450
00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,416
YOU KNOW
I CAN FIND THAT, RIGHT?

451
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,009
Hey, guys.
It's Eric.

452
00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:13,423
[ DOOR OPENS ]

453
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,519
Bob: BUT I NEVER REALLY HAD
A FAIR SHOT IN LIFE, YOU KNOW?

454
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:21,431
UH, MY PARENTS --

455
00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:25,395
THEY DIED IN A PLANE CRASH
WHEN I WAS A KID.

456
00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:28,568
THAT'S A LIE.

457
00:18:28,568 --> 00:18:30,860
ACTUALLY,
MY PARENTS LIVE IN DENVER.

458
00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:33,783
Cleveland.

459
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:36,286
ANYWAY, UH,
MY NAME'S STEVE.

460
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:37,907
THANKS FOR LISTENING.

461
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:39,199
THANKS, BOB.

462
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,122
[ SIGHS ]

463
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:47,046
BEFORE WE CLOSE, FRIENDS,
TODAY IS A SAD DAY,

464
00:18:47,046 --> 00:18:49,169
BECAUSE WE JUST LOST
ONE OF OUR OWN --

465
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,211
DAVE JOHNSON.

466
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:57,677
HIS IS A CAUTIONARY TALE,
BECAUSE LAST NIGHT...

467
00:18:57,677 --> 00:19:00,430
DAVE'S LIES
FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM.

468
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:04,724
LET'S TAKE A MOMENT
FOR DAVE.

469
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,726
WHAT IS THIS,
AN A.A. MEETING?

470
00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:08,358
P.L.A.

471
00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:10,270
WHAT THE HELL
IS P.L.A.?

472
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,362
PATHOLOGICAL LIARS
ANONYMOUS.

473
00:19:12,362 --> 00:19:13,983
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

474
00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:16,696
DAVE WASN'T A CON MAN.
HE WAS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.

475
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:21,661
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I DIDN'T KILL DAVE.

476
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,162
HE WAS MY FRIEND.
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

477
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,584
BECAUSE
THE DAY HE WAS KILLED,

478
00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:26,165
A WITNESS SAW YOU
THREATENING HIM.

479
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,128
I WAS HIS SPONSOR.
HE WAS IN TROUBLE.

480
00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:30,250
I WAS PUSHING HIM
TO ATTEND

481
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,502
THE PATHOLOGICAL LIARS ANONYMOUS
MEETING.

482
00:19:32,502 --> 00:19:34,674
[ Imitating Jon Lovitz ] YEAH!
THAT'S THE TICKET. THAT'S IT.

483
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,095
[ Normal voice ]
REMEMBER?
OH, YEAH.

484
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:37,347
Eric:
HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

485
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,559
COMPULSIVE
AND PATHOLOGICAL LYING

486
00:19:39,559 --> 00:19:42,562
IS A MENTAL DISORDER
CAUSED BY PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA.

487
00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:44,724
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING
TO JOKE AROUND ABOUT.

488
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:46,105
OKAY.

489
00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:47,807
FINE.

490
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:50,109
BUT, THEN, HOW CAN WE BELIEVE
ANYTHING YOU SAY ABOUT DAVE?

491
00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:51,271
YOU'RE
A SELF-CONFESSED LIAR.

492
00:19:51,271 --> 00:19:52,612
I'M REFORMED.

493
00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:55,575
I TOOK A VOW OF HONESTY,
A PLEDGE TO REFRAIN FROM LYING.

494
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:56,526
[ LAUGHS ]

495
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,027
COME ON.

496
00:19:58,027 --> 00:19:59,409
EVERYBODY LIES.

497
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:01,120
NOT ME -- NOT ANYMORE.

498
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,912
NOT EVEN A LITTLE FIB?
NO.

499
00:20:02,912 --> 00:20:04,244
A WHITE LIE?
NO.

500
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,995
I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU.

501
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,287
ASK ME WHAT I THINK
ABOUT YOUR WRITING.

502
00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:08,458
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY WRITING?

503
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,330
I THINK
YOU'RE A PATTERSON WANNABE,

504
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,962
AND I THINK YOUR LAST BOOK
WAS A BORING RETREAD.

505
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,334
[ SCOFFS ]

506
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:16,386
YOU SEE?
BRUTAL TRUTH.

507
00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:19,048
UH, NO.
THAT'S JUST BEING MEAN.

508
00:20:19,048 --> 00:20:21,100
NO, HONEST --
UNLIKE YOU,

509
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,223
A MAN WHO OBVIOUSLY WEARS LIFTS
SO HE CAN LIE ABOUT HIS HEIGHT.

510
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,685
NO, NO.
T-THESE AREN'T LIFTS.

511
00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:28,107
THESE ARE CUSTOM,
PRESCRIPTION INSOLES.

512
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:29,269
UH-HUH.

513
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,980
WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING ABOUT?

514
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,232
YOU CLEARLY DYE YOUR HAIR
SO YOU CAN LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE.

515
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,737
JUST -- JUST A LITTLE BIT
IN -- IN THE TEMPLES.

516
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,660
OKAY, L-L-LET'S ASSUME
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING...

517
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,861
IS...

518
00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:42,952
IS TRUE.

519
00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:44,073
YOU SAID
DAVE WAS IN TROUBLE.

520
00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:45,665
WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE?

521
00:20:45,665 --> 00:20:47,287
IT STARTED
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

522
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,918
HE FELL OFF THE WAGON.

523
00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:52,131
HE STARTED LYING OUT OF CONTROL,
AND HE WAS SCARED.

524
00:20:52,131 --> 00:20:53,002
SCARED OF WHAT?

525
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,924
AND HE HAD UNCOVERED
SOMETHING --

526
00:20:54,924 --> 00:20:56,836
SOMETHING DANGEROUS,
ILLEGAL.

527
00:20:56,836 --> 00:20:58,338
WHY DIDN'T HE
COME TO THE COPS?

528
00:20:58,338 --> 00:21:00,880
OH, HE'D LIED SO MANY TIMES
TO SO MANY PEOPLE --

529
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,261
EVEN HIS OWN WIFE --

530
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,933
HE KNEW
NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE HIM.

531
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:05,435
HE WAS THE BOY
THAT CRIED WOLF.

532
00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:07,307
BUT WHATEVER IT WAS,

533
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:11,481
HE SAID HE NEEDED PROOF
BEFORE HE COULD GO PUBLIC.

534
00:21:11,481 --> 00:21:12,892
Beckett:
GO PUBLIC WITH WHAT?

535
00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:14,314
Ryan: HE DIDN'T KNOW.

536
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,065
AND YOU THINK THAT THIS
SPONSOR'S TELLING THE TRUTH?

537
00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:17,447
WELL,
AS FAR AS WE COULD TELL.

538
00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:19,399
PLUS, HIS ALIBI IS ROCK-SOLID
FOR THE MURDER.

539
00:21:19,399 --> 00:21:20,900
WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT DAVE WAS ONTO

540
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,201
TWO WEEKS AGO
THAT GOT HIM KILLED.

541
00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:23,363
ALREADY ON IT.

542
00:21:23,363 --> 00:21:24,994
GREAT JOB, GUYS.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING?

543
00:21:24,994 --> 00:21:26,366
ALL RIGHT.
THANKS.

544
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:27,907
[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]

545
00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:29,749
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

546
00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:31,461
TEXT FROM CASTLE.

547
00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:33,002
YEAH, ME TOO.

548
00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:35,044
Both:
"MY PLACE. IMPORTANT."

549
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,506
MAYBE
HE FOUND SOMETHING.

550
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:40,340
WHAT DO WE DO?

551
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,181
WE GO OVER TO HIS PLACE.
WE FIND OUT WHAT'S WHAT.

552
00:21:42,181 --> 00:21:43,973
WHATEVER WE DO,
WE DON'T...

553
00:21:45,685 --> 00:21:47,427
OH, HELL NO.

554
00:21:47,427 --> 00:21:49,098
BUT WHAT IF
SHE FINDS OUT?

555
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,432
WE LIE OUR ASSES OFF.

556
00:21:52,432 --> 00:21:53,353
YEAH.

557
00:21:56,436 --> 00:21:58,438
WAIT --
DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

558
00:21:58,438 --> 00:21:59,779
NO. DON'T THINK SO.

559
00:21:59,779 --> 00:22:01,240
[ MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

560
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,782
iHOLA, AMIGOS!

561
00:22:02,782 --> 00:22:05,655
BIENVENIDOS
A CASA CASTLE, HUH?

562
00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:07,076
[ LAUGHS ]

563
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,327
♪ AY, ARRIBA ARRIBA ♪

564
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,209
♪ YO NO SOY MARINERO ♪

565
00:22:10,209 --> 00:22:12,081
♪ YO NO SOY MARINERO,
POR TI SERE ♪

566
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,374
♪ POR TI SERE,
POR TI SERE ♪

567
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,796
[ SHOUTS IN SPANISH ]

568
00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:18,838
NICE! VERY NICE!

569
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:19,799
GENTLEMEN, VERY NICE.

570
00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:20,840
GRAB A DRINK.

571
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,801
UH, WHAT IS THIS?

572
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:24,093
THIS IS JUST ME
SAYING THANK YOU

573
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,805
TO MY FAMILY
AT THE 12th PRECINCT.

574
00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,467
OH! YOU'RE TRYING
TO BUY OUR LOVE.

575
00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:28,928
WHAT?!
SO WE'LL HELP YOU
WIN BECKETT BACK.

576
00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:30,730
NO! COME ON, GUYS.

577
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:31,971
THESE ARE FOR YOU.

578
00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:34,313
WELL, YOU'RE PUTTING US
IN A REALLY TOUGH SPOT HERE.

579
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:35,855
YOU KNOW WE'RE FRIENDS
WITH BECKETT, TOO.

580
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,146
PLUS,
BECKETT'S OUR BOSS NOW.

581
00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:38,938
SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU
WORKING CASES.

582
00:22:38,938 --> 00:22:42,111
GUYS, I LOVE HER, OKAY?
AND I'M GONNA GET HER BACK.

583
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,573
THE ONLY WAY
I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT

584
00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:46,195
IS SOLVING MURDERS TOGETHER,
SO I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

585
00:22:46,195 --> 00:22:48,538
SO SIT BACK, RELAX,
AND ENJOY THE RIDE.

586
00:22:48,538 --> 00:22:50,700
AND TRY THE TOSTADAS.
THEY'RE WAGYU BEEF.

587
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:53,543
AH. I DO
LOVE ME SOME WAGYU.

588
00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:54,954
THANK YOU.

589
00:22:54,954 --> 00:22:56,085
[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]

590
00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:57,547
[ MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS ]

591
00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:03,553
WHAT'S UP?
[ CHUCKLES ]

592
00:23:03,553 --> 00:23:04,964
OH, NOTHING.

593
00:23:04,964 --> 00:23:06,506
UH, JENNY JUST --
YOU KNOW, SHE WANTS ME

594
00:23:06,506 --> 00:23:08,177
TO PICK UP SOME STUFF
ON THE WAY HOME.

595
00:23:09,218 --> 00:23:10,470
REALLY?

596
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:12,432
'CAUSE THAT TEXT MESSAGE SAID
"SERGEANT'S EXAM."

597
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,143
[ CRUNCHING LOUDLY ]

598
00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:22,151
OKAY. UH,
I MAY HAVE LIED...EARLIER.

599
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:25,825
THERE WAS AN EXAM SLOT OPEN,
BUT ONLY ONE.

600
00:23:25,825 --> 00:23:29,489
[ SLURPS LOUDLY ]

601
00:23:29,489 --> 00:23:32,331
SO YOU TOOK IT --
WITHOUT EVEN TALKING TO ME?

602
00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:34,243
BRO, THAT WAS MY IDEA.
I'M SORRY.

603
00:23:34,243 --> 00:23:36,415
YOU KNOW HOW STRESSED OUT
ABOUT MONEY I'VE BEEN LATELY.

604
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,587
A BUMP IN PAY
WOULD REALLY HELP.

605
00:23:37,587 --> 00:23:39,248
JAVI -- HEY!

606
00:23:39,248 --> 00:23:40,800
NO. SAVE IT.

607
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,804
HEY, RYAN, I COULDN'T HELP
BUT OVERHEAR

608
00:23:44,804 --> 00:23:47,346
ABOUT
YOUR FINANCIAL CONCERNS.

609
00:23:47,346 --> 00:23:49,218
MAYBE YOU AND I
COULD WORK TOGETHER.

610
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:51,511
HOW?

611
00:23:51,511 --> 00:23:52,602
WELL...

612
00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:57,106
DO A LITTLE,
UH, MOONLIGHTING FOR ME.

613
00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:59,358
JUST KEEP ME IN THE LOOP AS
TO WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE 12th.

614
00:23:59,358 --> 00:24:01,150
YOU WANT ME TO BE A RAT FOR YOU?
HELL NO.

615
00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:02,692
I WOULD PAY YOU
$500 A WEEK.

616
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,063
I'LL DO IT.

617
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,992
HEY, PARTNER.

618
00:24:12,992 --> 00:24:16,455
FOOD TRUCK IS HERE,
SO I GOT YOU SOME BREAKFAST --

619
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,498
DOUBLE SALSA,
JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.

620
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,670
OH. HEY. THANKS.

621
00:24:22,922 --> 00:24:24,584
WHAT THE HELL?

622
00:24:24,584 --> 00:24:27,507
UH, I WAS JUST TREATING THAT
BURRITO LIKE YOU TREATED ME.

623
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,589
OKAY, I LIED TO YOU.
I'M -- I'M SORRY.

624
00:24:29,589 --> 00:24:30,970
I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES.

625
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,552
I GUESS LOOKING OUT
FOR YOUR PARTNER'S BACK

626
00:24:32,552 --> 00:24:34,183
ISN'T ONE OF THEM.

627
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,805
[ SIGHS ]
YOU GUYS OKAY?

628
00:24:35,805 --> 00:24:37,226
FINE. WHAT'S UP?

629
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:39,098
I NEED YOU
TO GO DOWN TO CITY HALL.

630
00:24:39,098 --> 00:24:40,309
DAVE'S BOSS SAID
THAT DAVE HAD AN INCIDENT THERE

631
00:24:40,309 --> 00:24:43,232
TWO WEEKS AGO,
AND HIS JANITORIAL COMPANY

632
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,104
WAS FORCED TO REASSIGN HIM
TO ANOTHER FACILITY.

633
00:24:45,104 --> 00:24:46,736
WHAT KIND
OF INCIDENT?

634
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:49,368
[ SCOFFS ] I THINK THAT'S WHAT
SHE'S SENDING US DOWN THERE

635
00:24:49,368 --> 00:24:50,239
TO FIND OUT.

636
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,532
YEAH, WE'RE ON IT.

637
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:53,743
OKAY.

638
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:56,706
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
FOR ME?

639
00:24:56,706 --> 00:24:58,287
Yeah, apparently,

640
00:24:58,287 --> 00:25:00,960
OUR VIC HAD SOME SORT OF
CONFRONTATION DOWN AT CITY HALL,

641
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,672
so we're running down
there to talk to the
deputy chief of staff.

642
00:25:02,672 --> 00:25:04,213
OKAY, YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]

643
00:25:04,213 --> 00:25:06,005
I LOVE YOU, TOO, SWEETIE.
BYE-BYE.

644
00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:08,427
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
THAT WAS WEIRD.

645
00:25:08,427 --> 00:25:09,298
WHAT?

646
00:25:09,298 --> 00:25:10,800
RYAN JUST TOLD ME
HE LOVED ME.

647
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,472
I'M SURE
HE WAS JUST COVERING.

648
00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:15,595
DON'T YOU FEEL
THE LEAST BIT CONFLICTED

649
00:25:15,595 --> 00:25:17,266
ABOUT TURNING HIM
INTO A MOLE?

650
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,268
HE'S NOT STEALING
STATE SECRETS.

651
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,441
I'M JUST PAYING HIM TO KEEP ME
IN THE LOOP ON THEIR CASES.

652
00:25:22,441 --> 00:25:24,403
SO YOU CAN INGRATIATE YOURSELF
IN SAID CASES

653
00:25:24,403 --> 00:25:26,275
AND FIND NEW WAYS
TO INTERACT WITH BECKETT.

654
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,147
WELL,
IF BY "INGRATIATE MYSELF,"

655
00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:30,359
YOU MEAN "DAZZLE HER
WITH MY SHERLOCKIAN GENIUS,"

656
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,862
THEN, YES,
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.

657
00:25:32,862 --> 00:25:34,533
SO, WHAT DID RYAN SAY?

658
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,746
THAT OUR VICTIM GOT HIMSELF
INTO SOME TROUBLE AT CITY HALL

659
00:25:36,746 --> 00:25:38,247
THAT MIGHT HAVE
GOT HIM KILLED.

660
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:42,792
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CALL
MY GOOD BUDDY THE MAYOR?

661
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:44,664
DAVE WAS A JANITOR, DAD.

662
00:25:44,664 --> 00:25:46,626
I SINCERELY DOUBT
HE WAS ON THE MAYOR'S RADAR.

663
00:25:49,719 --> 00:25:51,010
Reed:
WE FIRED DAVE JOHNSON

664
00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:52,672
AFTER HE BROKE INTO
THE ACCOUNTING OFFICE.

665
00:25:52,672 --> 00:25:55,434
AND HE TRIED TO RUN
WHEN SECURITY CAUGHT HIM.

666
00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:57,056
WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY
WHEN THEY CAUGHT HIM?

667
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,477
OH, SOME NONSENSE

668
00:25:58,477 --> 00:26:00,309
ABOUT BEING ON A MISSION
FROM GOD OR SOMETHING --

669
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,101
WHICH WAS
INCREDIBLY DISRESPECTFUL,

670
00:26:02,101 --> 00:26:03,943
GIVEN HOW HE GOT THE JOB
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

671
00:26:03,943 --> 00:26:05,274
AND HOW'S THAT?

672
00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,446
OH, HE WAS RECOMMENDED
BY FATHER ARGUELLO

673
00:26:07,446 --> 00:26:08,397
AT ST. MARK'S.

674
00:26:08,397 --> 00:26:09,448
THE BLIND PRIEST?

675
00:26:09,448 --> 00:26:10,489
YEAH. SO?

676
00:26:10,489 --> 00:26:11,781
DAVE WAS KILLED
IN ARGUELLO'S CHURCH.

677
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:14,533
OH. UH...

678
00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,906
WELL, LOOK, I-I'M NO DETECTIVE,
BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CLUE.

679
00:26:16,906 --> 00:26:18,698
Woman: MR. REED?
UH,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...

680
00:26:18,698 --> 00:26:20,289
YEAH. THANK YOU.

681
00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,331
LOOKS LIKE WE NEED TO TALK
TO THE GOOD FATHER. LET'S GO.

682
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,293
OH, WAIT.
JUST A SECOND.

683
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:26,756
UM, MAKE A QUICK PHONE CALL
TO JENNY.

684
00:26:26,756 --> 00:26:27,917
BE RIGHT THERE.

685
00:26:29,508 --> 00:26:31,130
[ Ringing ]

686
00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:32,421
Alexis:
A MISSION FROM GOD?

687
00:26:32,421 --> 00:26:34,093
Castle: WELL,
THAT'S WHAT RYAN SAID.

688
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,975
ON THE OTHER HAND,
DAVE WAS A COMPULSIVE LIAR.

689
00:26:35,975 --> 00:26:39,098
STILL, MOST LIES
HAVE A KERNEL OF TRUTH IN THEM.

690
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,930
LIKE WHEN YOU WENT
TO FASHION WEEK,

691
00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:42,061
BUT YOU NEGLECTED
TO MENTION

692
00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:43,522
THAT YOU WERE TAKING
MY PLATINUM CREDIT CARD?

693
00:26:43,522 --> 00:26:44,934
I WAS MORE THINKING
ABOUT OUR VICTIM

694
00:26:44,934 --> 00:26:46,776
AND HOW HE LIED
ABOUT BEING A FUGITIVE MOBSTER

695
00:26:46,776 --> 00:26:48,648
IN ORDER TO INVESTIGATE
UNION KICKBACKS.

696
00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:50,690
KICKBACKS THAT COULD BE
CONNECTED TO CITY HALL --

697
00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:52,732
HENCE, DAVE BREAKING INTO
THE ACCOUNTING OFFICE.

698
00:26:52,732 --> 00:26:55,034
BUT WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS
HAVE TO DO WITH A BLIND PRIEST?

699
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,327
WELL...

700
00:26:58,327 --> 00:27:00,499
ASK,
AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.

701
00:27:00,499 --> 00:27:02,291
[ CAR DOORS CLOSE ]

702
00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:05,414
UH, EXCUSE ME, FATHER.

703
00:27:05,414 --> 00:27:07,877
WE ARE INVESTIGATING
DAVE JOHNSON'S MURDER.

704
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:09,248
WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS

705
00:27:09,248 --> 00:27:11,170
REGARDING YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH HIM.

706
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:13,132
I WAS HIS PRIEST,
MY SON.

707
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,424
I GAVE HIM
SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE.

708
00:27:15,424 --> 00:27:17,426
AND WHICH PART
OF THAT GUIDANCE

709
00:27:17,426 --> 00:27:19,929
INCLUDED BREAKING AND ENTERING
AT CITY HALL?

710
00:27:24,473 --> 00:27:26,105
THE BLIND PRIEST
JUST RAN AWAY.

711
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,731
THIS CANNOT END WELL.

712
00:27:31,731 --> 00:27:33,402
HEY!
HEY, WATCH IT!

713
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:34,694
HUH.

714
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,536
SHOULD WE...

715
00:27:37,536 --> 00:27:39,198
DAMN IT. YES.

716
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:47,286
WHAT?!

717
00:27:47,286 --> 00:27:49,168
Beckett:
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --

718
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,631
YOU GOT PARKOURED
BY A BLIND PRIEST?

719
00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:54,633
I'D SAY THE BLINDNESS
IS UNDER DISPUTE.

720
00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:56,005
Uh-huh.

721
00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:57,636
AND WHAT ABOUT THE FACT
THAT HE'S 60?

722
00:27:57,636 --> 00:27:59,428
WAS HE FAKING HIS AGE,
TOO?

723
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:00,639
60 is the new 20.

724
00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:02,351
DID YOU CALL
JUST TO BUST MY CHOPS?

725
00:28:02,351 --> 00:28:03,512
YEAH. PRETTY MUCH.

726
00:28:03,512 --> 00:28:04,804
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

727
00:28:06,475 --> 00:28:09,899
UM, ALL RIGHT, SPEEDY,
I GOT TO GO.

728
00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:11,771
Make sure
you stretch before bed.

729
00:28:11,771 --> 00:28:13,733
[ Click, dial tone ]

730
00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:14,814
THEY GOT THE PRIEST.

731
00:28:14,814 --> 00:28:16,115
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

732
00:28:16,115 --> 00:28:17,737
BECKETT WAS HAVING
TOO MUCH FUN.

733
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,028
WAIT.

734
00:28:19,028 --> 00:28:21,240
BECKETT WAS HAVING FUN --
WITH ME.

735
00:28:22,621 --> 00:28:24,163
SCORE.

736
00:28:24,163 --> 00:28:26,375
IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUN SHE'S GONNA
HAVE WITH THE RUNAWAY PRIEST.

737
00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,748
Arguello:
CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU?

738
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,750
I WENT BLIND
TO GET OUT OF TAMPA.

739
00:28:32,131 --> 00:28:34,673
IT WAS MISERABLE
DOWN THERE.

740
00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:41,470
THE HUMIDITY
WAS JUST OPPRESSIVE.

741
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:45,054
WHEN I LEARNED THAT PRIESTS
WITH CERTAIN DISABILITIES

742
00:28:45,054 --> 00:28:50,149
HAVE THEIR PICK OF ASSIGNMENTS,
I-I DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE.

743
00:28:52,061 --> 00:28:53,612
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT ANY OF THIS

744
00:28:53,612 --> 00:28:55,734
HAS TO DO
WITH DAVE JOHNSON'S MURDER.

745
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,026
[ SIGHS ]

746
00:28:57,026 --> 00:29:00,069
DAVE'S LYING
WAS A TERRIBLE BURDEN --

747
00:29:00,069 --> 00:29:03,532
ONE THAT HE'D BEEN CARRYING
SINCE CHILDHOOD.

748
00:29:03,532 --> 00:29:07,246
I OFFERED HIM
A WAY TO MAKE AMENDS.

749
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,368
AND THIS IS YOU
STILL BEING HONEST?

750
00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:11,330
YES.

751
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:13,963
DAVE'S LYING TORPEDOED
HIS ACCOUNTING CAREER.

752
00:29:13,963 --> 00:29:16,425
THAT'S WHY HE WAS WORKING
AS A JANITOR AT CITY HALL,

753
00:29:16,425 --> 00:29:19,508
PRETENDING TO BE
A RECLUSIVE AUTHOR.

754
00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:24,763
MY PARISH WAS ABOUT TO MISS
A PAYMENT TO THE CITY,

755
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:28,477
DUE TO MY...
MISMANAGEMENT OF FUNDS.

756
00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:32,561
I SIMPLY ASKED DAVE TO
SNEAK INTO THE ACCOUNTING OFFICE

757
00:29:32,561 --> 00:29:36,275
AND LOG THE PAYMENT
INTO THE COMPUTER AS RECEIVED.

758
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,108
OHHH! SO THIS WASN'T
ABOUT MAKING AMENDS.

759
00:29:39,108 --> 00:29:41,030
THIS WAS ABOUT
HELPING YOU.

760
00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:45,454
WHEN DAVE WAS
HACKED INTO THE CITY BUDGET,

761
00:29:45,454 --> 00:29:48,617
HE FOUND EVIDENCE
OF A SECRET SLUSH FUND --

762
00:29:48,617 --> 00:29:51,831
$10 MILLION SIPHONED
FROM SOCIAL PROGRAMS

763
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,913
TO LINE SOMEONE'S POCKET.

764
00:29:53,913 --> 00:29:57,006
IT WAS A LIE
DAVE COULDN'T STOMACH,

765
00:29:57,006 --> 00:29:59,718
SO HE VOWED
TO EXPOSE IT.

766
00:29:59,718 --> 00:30:00,880
AND YOU BELIEVE

767
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,263
THAT WHOEVER CONTROLLED
THIS ALLEGED SLUSH FUND

768
00:30:04,263 --> 00:30:06,225
DISCOVERED
DAVE'S INTRUSION?

769
00:30:06,225 --> 00:30:09,228
AND THEY KILLED HIM
FOR IT.

770
00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:15,895
Ryan:
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

771
00:30:15,895 --> 00:30:17,236
IT TRACKS WITH WHAT OUR VICTIM
TOLD HIS SPONSOR.

772
00:30:17,236 --> 00:30:18,938
AND WITH DAVE'S QUESTIONS
ABOUT UNION KICKBACKS.

773
00:30:18,938 --> 00:30:20,819
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S NON-ACTIONABLE.

774
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,282
THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GONNA GET
A SUBPOENA FOR CITY HALL

775
00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,995
BASED ON HEARSAY
TOLD TO A NOT-BLIND PRIEST

776
00:30:25,995 --> 00:30:27,746
FROM A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.

777
00:30:27,746 --> 00:30:28,908
I GUESS
DAVE WAS RIGHT --

778
00:30:28,908 --> 00:30:30,159
NO ONE BELIEVES
THE BOY WHO CRIES WOLF.

779
00:30:30,159 --> 00:30:31,330
Ryan: SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING --
WE GIVE UP?

780
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,831
BECAUSE THAT'S NOT
THE BECKETT THAT I KNOW.

781
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,413
NO, I'M NOT SAYING
THAT WE SHOULD GIVE UP.

782
00:30:34,413 --> 00:30:36,455
WHAT I AM SAYING IS,
I'VE BEEN A CAPTAIN
FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

783
00:30:36,455 --> 00:30:37,917
IF WE TAKE THIS
TO THE D.A.,

784
00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:39,879
NOBODY'S GONNA
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY EVER.

785
00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:41,340
OKAY.
WE'LL GET PROOF.

786
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,721
MONEY'S GONE.

787
00:30:42,721 --> 00:30:44,553
EVEN IF THERE IS
A SECRET SLUSH FUND,

788
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:47,136
THE PERSON CONTROLLING IT
KILLED DAVE TO COVER IT UP,

789
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:49,228
BURIED THE MONEY DEEP,
COVERED HIS TRACKS.

790
00:30:49,228 --> 00:30:50,349
SO WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?

791
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,521
WE DO OUR HOMEWORK.

792
00:30:52,521 --> 00:30:55,354
WE FIND OUT WHO COULD PULL OFF
A SLUSH FUND IN THE CITY BUDGET,

793
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,186
WHICH MEANS
WE HAVE TO TALK TO SOMEONE

794
00:30:57,186 --> 00:30:59,568
WITH CONTACTS AND RESOURCES
IN CITY HALL.

795
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:03,242
SOMEONE WHO'S BEST FRIENDS
WITH THE MAYOR?

796
00:31:03,242 --> 00:31:05,114
SOMEONE LIKE...CASTLE?

797
00:31:07,286 --> 00:31:09,698
HE'S GONNA BE SO SMUG
ABOUT THIS.

798
00:31:09,698 --> 00:31:13,622
I'M SORRY. DID YOU SAY
YOU...NEEDED MY HELP?

799
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:14,954
Castle.

800
00:31:14,954 --> 00:31:16,125
YOU HEARD HER SAY IT,
RIGHT?

801
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,796
DAD, LET IT GO.
Thank you.

802
00:31:17,796 --> 00:31:20,049
CASTLE, DO YOU HAVE
THE INTEL WE NEED OR NOT?

803
00:31:20,049 --> 00:31:22,171
[ LAUGHS ]
TELL HER.

804
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:23,762
[ SIGHS ]
WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL,

805
00:31:23,762 --> 00:31:25,464
DAD DID FOUR MONTHS
OF EXTENSIVE RESEARCH

806
00:31:25,464 --> 00:31:27,096
INTO THE INNER WORKINGS
OF CITY FINANCE

807
00:31:27,096 --> 00:31:28,427
FOR A NOVEL
HE WAS WRITING.

808
00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:30,509
YES, BUT THEN I REALIZED
THAT THAT NOVEL WOULD BE

809
00:31:30,509 --> 00:31:32,431
THE MOST BORING NOVEL
IN THE HISTORY OF NOVELS,

810
00:31:32,431 --> 00:31:34,683
so I wrote
a Derek Storm book instead.

811
00:31:34,683 --> 00:31:36,355
OKAY, SO, THEN,
YOU HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA

812
00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:37,646
OF WHICH CITY OFFICIALS

813
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,648
WOULD BE ABLE TO HIDE
A $10 MILLION SLUSH FUND.

814
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:42,151
Yes,
and it's a pretty small list.

815
00:31:42,151 --> 00:31:44,023
The only people with access
to the entire budget

816
00:31:44,023 --> 00:31:46,365
ARE THE COMPTROLLER,
THE MAYOR'S CHIEF OF STAFF,

817
00:31:46,365 --> 00:31:47,826
AND THE DEPUTY CHIEF.

818
00:31:47,826 --> 00:31:49,078
STEPHEN REED --
THE GUY WE MET WITH.

819
00:31:49,078 --> 00:31:50,869
I know for a fact
that the chief of staff

820
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,081
IS IN LONDON
WITH THE MAYOR.

821
00:31:52,081 --> 00:31:53,872
ESPOSITO: And I made
a few discreet calls.

822
00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:56,205
THE CITY COMPTROLLER
WAS AT A FUNDRAISER
WHEN DAVE WAS SHOT.

823
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:58,167
WHICH MEANS
REED IS OUR MAIN SUSPECT.

824
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,129
OKAY, SO, HOW DO WE
GET THIS GUY?

825
00:32:00,129 --> 00:32:03,132
MAY I SUGGEST
THE "MIDNIGHT RUN" STRATAGEM?

826
00:32:03,132 --> 00:32:05,094
THE WHAT?
"MIDNIGHT RUN."

827
00:32:05,094 --> 00:32:07,176
IT'S ONE OF THE TOP FIVE
BUDDY MOVIES OF ALL TIME.

828
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:08,927
AND YOU'RE SUGGESTING
WE BASE OUR LEGAL STRATEGY

829
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,139
UPON THIS BUDDY-COP MOVIE?

830
00:32:10,139 --> 00:32:11,600
NO, HE'S RIGHT.
IT COULD WORK.

831
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,972
AT THE END OF THE MOVIE,

832
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:15,264
ROBERT DE NIRO TRICKS A MOBSTER
INTO TAKING COMPUTER DISCS

833
00:32:15,264 --> 00:32:17,186
HE THINKS
CONTAIN EVIDENCE AGAINST HIM,

834
00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:19,148
and just by showing up
to take them,

835
00:32:19,148 --> 00:32:21,730
THE MOBSTER IS COMMITTING
CONSPIRACY TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE.

836
00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:23,652
If we can trick Reed
the same way,

837
00:32:23,652 --> 00:32:25,734
THEN WE'VE GOT ALL THE LEVERAGE
WE NEED TO EXPOSE THE SLUSH FUND

838
00:32:25,734 --> 00:32:27,236
and go after him
for Dave's murder.

839
00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:30,119
BUT, KATE,
YOU CAN'T BE INVOLVED.

840
00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:31,370
WHY NOT?

841
00:32:31,370 --> 00:32:32,451
BECAUSE
IF REED ISN'T INVOLVED,

842
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,872
THEN ALL THIS
BLOWS UP IN OUR FACE,

843
00:32:33,872 --> 00:32:34,913
AND YOU TAKE THE HIT.

844
00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,125
AND YOU DON'T NEED THAT.

845
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:38,287
Let us shield you,
Captain.

846
00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:40,129
[ SIGHS ] OKAY.

847
00:32:40,129 --> 00:32:43,252
I'M OUT -- FOR NOW.

848
00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:44,463
THANKS.

849
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,844
[ Door opens ]

850
00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:48,137
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

851
00:32:48,137 --> 00:32:50,139
OKAY,
HOW DO WE DO THIS?

852
00:32:50,139 --> 00:32:54,223
FIRST, I'M GONNA NEED TO BORROW
YOUR BLIND PRIEST.

853
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:55,894
MR. REED?

854
00:32:55,894 --> 00:32:57,896
MR. REED!

855
00:32:57,896 --> 00:32:59,358
FATHER.
OH!

856
00:32:59,358 --> 00:33:00,439
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

857
00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:02,691
UH, YOUR OFFICE TOLD ME
WHERE TO FIND YOU.

858
00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,733
AH.
WELL, SORRY, FATHER.

859
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,605
I'M APPOINTMENT-ONLY,
EVEN FOR THE CLERGY.

860
00:33:06,605 --> 00:33:09,158
I DON'T THINK
YOU WANT YOUR OFFICE TO HEAR

861
00:33:09,158 --> 00:33:11,740
WHAT WE'RE
ABOUT TO DISCUSS.

862
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,283
DAVE JOHNSON
WAS ONE OF MY FLOCK.

863
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:18,117
WHO GOT FIRED FOR BEING
WHERE HE DIDN'T BELONG.

864
00:33:18,117 --> 00:33:20,079
YES, BUT WHILE HE WAS THERE,
DAVE TOLD ME

865
00:33:20,079 --> 00:33:23,622
HE STUMBLED ACROSS
YOUR LITTLE SECRET ACCOUNT.

866
00:33:23,622 --> 00:33:26,295
UH, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

867
00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:27,836
AND, UH,
MY HOT DOG'S WAITING, SO --

868
00:33:27,836 --> 00:33:30,549
DAVE WAS A CAUTIOUS MAN,
MR. REED.

869
00:33:30,549 --> 00:33:32,931
HE TOOK PROOF
OF THE ACCOUNT --

870
00:33:32,931 --> 00:33:34,553
PROOF THAT HE LEFT
ON A THUMB DRIVE

871
00:33:34,553 --> 00:33:36,845
ON THE ALTAR OF MY CHURCH
BEHIND THE CHALICE

872
00:33:36,845 --> 00:33:38,637
BEFORE HE WAS KILLED.

873
00:33:38,637 --> 00:33:43,402
I GIVE YOU THIS INFORMATION
AS A GIFT.

874
00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:46,315
IF YOU WERE TO MAKE
THE CHURCH'S DEBT DISAPPEAR,

875
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:49,648
AS A TOKEN
OF APPRECIATION,

876
00:33:49,648 --> 00:33:52,361
WELL, THE LORD
WOULD BE GRATEFUL.

877
00:33:52,361 --> 00:33:53,992
WELL...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

878
00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:57,206
...LIKE I SAID...
FATHER...

879
00:33:57,206 --> 00:33:59,208
I GOT NO CLUE
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

880
00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:02,040
DON'T EVER
COME SEE ME AGAIN.

881
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,042
BLESS YOU, MY CHILD.

882
00:34:04,713 --> 00:34:05,964
THINK IT WORKED?

883
00:34:05,964 --> 00:34:06,875
OF COURSE IT WORKED.

884
00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:07,966
WE'LL KNOW TONIGHT.

885
00:34:07,966 --> 00:34:09,007
THAT IT WORKED.

886
00:34:29,148 --> 00:34:30,779
[ DOOR OPENS ]

887
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:33,031
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

888
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:51,760
ALL RIGHT.

889
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,472
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

890
00:34:53,472 --> 00:34:55,013
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

891
00:34:55,013 --> 00:34:56,845
GO BIG OR GO HOME,

892
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,678
EXCEPT...IN THIS CASE,
HOME MIGHT BE JAIL.

893
00:34:59,678 --> 00:35:01,270
[ SIGHS ]

894
00:35:13,282 --> 00:35:15,444
[ DOOR OPENS ]

895
00:35:15,444 --> 00:35:17,366
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

896
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:19,448
IS THAT HIM?

897
00:35:19,448 --> 00:35:21,039
I DON'T KNOW.

898
00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,139
IT'S GOT TO BE HIM.

899
00:35:43,312 --> 00:35:45,143
DON'T MOVE! NYPD!
STOP! REED!

900
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,315
[ SWITCH CLICKS ]

901
00:35:46,315 --> 00:35:48,437
[ PEOPLE GASP ]

902
00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,442
IT'S GONE.

903
00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:55,694
[ SWITCH CLICKS ]

904
00:35:55,694 --> 00:35:56,905
DAMN IT!

905
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,777
WHERE'D HE GO?
WE'RE SCREWED.

906
00:35:58,777 --> 00:36:00,118
CATCHING HIM
WITH THAT EMPTY THUMB DRIVE

907
00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:01,740
WAS OUR WHOLE
CONSPIRACY CHARGE.

908
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:02,991
DID IT WORK?

909
00:36:02,991 --> 00:36:04,543
DID WHAT WORK?

910
00:36:05,954 --> 00:36:07,996
ARE YOU THE ONE
THAT TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT?

911
00:36:07,996 --> 00:36:09,588
I-I TOLD HER TO DO THAT.

912
00:36:09,588 --> 00:36:11,790
WHY IN THE HELL
WOULD YOU DO THAT?

913
00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:12,921
WELL, I THOUGHT
OUR "MIDNIGHT RUN" STRATAGEM

914
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,553
NEEDED A LITTLE TWIST.

915
00:36:14,553 --> 00:36:16,885
TRUST ME, GUYS -- IF THIS WORKS,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE HIM

916
00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:18,847
ON A WHOLE LOT MORE
THAN JUST OBSTRUCTION.

917
00:36:18,847 --> 00:36:19,888
WHAT IF IT DOESN'T?

918
00:36:42,411 --> 00:36:44,202
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]

919
00:36:45,624 --> 00:36:46,995
HI.

920
00:36:46,995 --> 00:36:49,998
I'M RICHARD CASTLE,
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.

921
00:36:49,998 --> 00:36:53,252
THE MOMENT YOU PLUGGED THIS
THUMB DRIVE INTO YOUR COMPUTER,

922
00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:55,674
IT INJECTED A VIRUS
INTO YOUR SYSTEM.

923
00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:58,677
[ KEY CLACKING ]
BY NOW, THAT VIRUS HAS SEARCHED
YOUR KEYSTROKE HISTORY

924
00:36:58,677 --> 00:37:01,930
AND FOUND WHERE YOU'VE MOVED
YOUR HIDDEN SLUSH FUND.

925
00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:05,644
IT'S THE COMPUTER EQUIVALENT
OF AN EXPLODING DYE PACK.

926
00:37:05,644 --> 00:37:06,645
OOPS.

927
00:37:06,645 --> 00:37:08,437
[ GRUNTS ]

928
00:37:14,022 --> 00:37:16,114
SO, I GUESS WE CAN ADD
DESTRUCTION OF CITY PROPERTY

929
00:37:16,114 --> 00:37:17,195
TO THOSE CHARGES.

930
00:37:21,069 --> 00:37:23,201
I DIDN'T KILL HIM.

931
00:37:23,201 --> 00:37:25,784
WHY WOULD I?
HE WAS A LIAR.

932
00:37:25,784 --> 00:37:27,706
PLUS, I HAVE AN ALIBI.

933
00:37:27,706 --> 00:37:30,539
OH, LET ME GUESS --
YOU WERE HOME, ALONE, ASLEEP?

934
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:32,831
NO, I WAS OUT
PLAYING POKER WITH YOUR BOSS,

935
00:37:32,831 --> 00:37:34,212
THE POLICE COMMISSIONER.

936
00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:37,426
WHICH MEANS
YOUR KILLER'S STILL OUT THERE.

937
00:37:37,426 --> 00:37:39,428
SO, WHAT DO WE KNOW?

938
00:37:39,428 --> 00:37:41,840
DAVE JOHNSON --
HE WAS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

939
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,972
WHO STUMBLED UPON
A SECRET SLUSH FUND

940
00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:45,684
AND THEN
DECIDED TO EXPOSE IT.

941
00:37:45,684 --> 00:37:47,886
AND EVERYONE CONNECTED TO THAT
ALIBI'D OUT.

942
00:37:47,886 --> 00:37:50,098
SO WE'VE GOT NOTHING?

943
00:37:50,098 --> 00:37:53,852
NO. WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME
THAT DAVE WAS KILLED OVER A LIE.

944
00:37:53,852 --> 00:37:55,444
[ GROANS ]
WHICH LIE, THEN?

945
00:37:55,444 --> 00:37:57,235
WELL,
IF I WAS WRITING THIS,

946
00:37:57,235 --> 00:37:59,107
I WOULD FALL BACK
ON A THEME.

947
00:37:59,107 --> 00:38:02,030
A LIE IS
A BETRAYAL OF TRUST.

948
00:38:04,363 --> 00:38:07,075
AND THERE IS
NO GREATER BETRAYAL...

949
00:38:07,075 --> 00:38:08,827
THAN A LIE
IN A MARRIAGE.

950
00:38:10,118 --> 00:38:11,330
YEAH, WELL,
THAT MIGHT BE,

951
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:14,292
BUT WENDY THOUGHT
THAT DAVE WAS P.J. MOFFET.

952
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,715
WHAT IF SHE FOUND OUT
HE WASN'T?

953
00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:20,339
YOU HAVE THIS ALL WRONG.
I DIDN'T KILL DAVE.

954
00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:23,181
WE FOUND FRAGMENTS
OF STAINED GLASS IN YOUR CAR.

955
00:38:23,181 --> 00:38:26,555
IT MATCHES THE BROKEN GLASS
FOUND IN THE CHURCH.

956
00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:28,306
[ CHUCKLES ]

957
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,771
I ONLY MARRIED DAVE

958
00:38:32,771 --> 00:38:34,523
BECAUSE HE TOLD ME
HE WAS A FAMOUS AUTHOR.

959
00:38:34,523 --> 00:38:37,275
I-I JUST -- I THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA BE LIVING IN LUXURY.

960
00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:41,700
AND -- AND HE INSISTED
THAT WE LIVE IN POVERTY,

961
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:43,281
EVEN THOUGH
HE HAD MILLIONS.

962
00:38:43,281 --> 00:38:44,783
ONLY, HE WAS LYING.

963
00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:46,114
AND YOU FOUND OUT.

964
00:38:47,446 --> 00:38:48,997
YOU KNOW,
WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS,

965
00:38:48,997 --> 00:38:51,209
WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM?

966
00:38:51,209 --> 00:38:53,041
WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST DIVORCE THE GUY?

967
00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:55,834
BECAUSE HE HAD TO PAY.

968
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,756
FOR WHAT HE COST ME.

969
00:38:57,756 --> 00:39:00,168
I COULD HAVE MARRIED
BEN SHAPIRO,

970
00:39:00,168 --> 00:39:02,421
THE CARPET KING
OF NASSAU COUNTY.

971
00:39:02,421 --> 00:39:07,135
BUT INSTEAD,
I MARRIED A LIAR

972
00:39:07,135 --> 00:39:09,848
WHO RUINED MY LIFE.

973
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,520
[ SIGHS ]

974
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,272
WENDY JOHNSON,
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

975
00:39:14,272 --> 00:39:16,234
FOR THE MURDER
OF YOUR HUSBAND.

976
00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:21,239
WAIT. WAIT!

977
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:22,821
OH.

978
00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:25,243
IN A FEW DAYS,
YOU'RE GONNA RECEIVE AN INVOICE.

979
00:39:25,243 --> 00:39:27,245
I'D APPRECIATE
PROMPT PAYMENT.

980
00:39:33,201 --> 00:39:34,663
HEY.
HEY.

981
00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,374
HEY, HEY! STOP!
STOP, STOP, STOP!

982
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,956
LISTEN. [ SIGHS ]

983
00:39:37,956 --> 00:39:39,958
I'M GONNA CALL 1PP,

984
00:39:39,958 --> 00:39:41,550
AND I'M GONNA ASK THEM
TO GIVE YOU

985
00:39:41,550 --> 00:39:44,302
THAT LAST SERGEANT'S EXAM SLOT
INSTEAD OF ME.

986
00:39:44,302 --> 00:39:45,714
I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY.

987
00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:46,595
IT'S NOT CHARITY.

988
00:39:46,595 --> 00:39:47,966
[ SCOFFS ]
HEY!

989
00:39:47,966 --> 00:39:49,217
HEY,
I DID WRONG BY YOU.

990
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,643
I'M TRYING
TO MAKE AMENDS HERE.

991
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:58,396
HEY, BOZOS.

992
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,649
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
THAT YOUR CAPTAIN

993
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:03,111
COULD PULL SOME STRINGS
AND GET YOU BOTH A SLOT?

994
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,154
DID YOU?

995
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,986
YEAH.

996
00:40:07,986 --> 00:40:09,197
AND I EXPECT YOU
TO PASS.

997
00:40:10,829 --> 00:40:12,991
GOOD JOB TODAY.

998
00:40:12,991 --> 00:40:14,332
THANKS, CAPTAIN.
THANKS, CAPTAIN.

999
00:40:19,037 --> 00:40:20,038
ALL RIGHT.

1000
00:40:20,038 --> 00:40:21,129
GOOD LUCK, MAN.

1001
00:40:26,254 --> 00:40:28,096
CASTLE?

1002
00:40:35,263 --> 00:40:37,726
RELAX.
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

1003
00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:40,519
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
CONGRATULATORY COFFEE

1004
00:40:40,519 --> 00:40:42,060
AFTER SOLVING
A TOUGH CASE.

1005
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,246
WOW.

1006
00:40:58,246 --> 00:41:01,249
I CAN NEVER MAKE IT
LIKE YOU.

1007
00:41:01,249 --> 00:41:02,671
EVEN THOUGH
YOU TAUGHT ME HOW.

1008
00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:03,712
THAT'S 'CAUSE I LIED.

1009
00:41:06,795 --> 00:41:10,088
THERE'S A, UH...
SPECIAL INGREDIENT.

1010
00:41:10,088 --> 00:41:11,510
I KEPT IT A SECRET.

1011
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:13,802
REALLY?

1012
00:41:13,802 --> 00:41:14,893
WHAT IS IT?

1013
00:41:14,893 --> 00:41:16,434
WELL, NOW,
IF I TOLD YOU THAT,

1014
00:41:16,434 --> 00:41:17,976
YOU MIGHT NOT NEED ME
ANYMORE.

1015
00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:21,439
THEN DON'T TELL ME.

1016
00:41:23,271 --> 00:41:24,813
AND SINCE
WE'RE BEING HONEST,

1017
00:41:24,813 --> 00:41:27,025
THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

1018
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,491
I HATED MOFFET'S BOOK.

1019
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,703
WHAT?! WHA--

1020
00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:38,456
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

1021
00:41:38,456 --> 00:41:40,208
BECAUSE YOU GAVE IT TO ME
WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING,

1022
00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:41,710
AND I KNEW
IT WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU,

1023
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:44,382
SO...I LIED.

1024
00:41:44,382 --> 00:41:45,253
[ CHUCKLES ]

1025
00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:49,548
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

1026
00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:52,300
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE TO GET THIS.

1027
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,472
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]

1028
00:41:54,472 --> 00:41:55,093
OKAY.

1029
00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:00,979
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

1030
00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:02,480
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
YOU TOO.

1031
00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:09,778
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]

1032
00:42:13,071 --> 00:42:15,283
VIKRAM. HEY.

1033
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:16,454
DID YOU GET THE TEST RESULTS
ON THE HEROIN

1034
00:42:16,454 --> 00:42:18,156
FROM THE VULCAN SIMMONS CASE?

1035
00:42:20,709 --> 00:42:22,080
OKAY.

1036
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,922
NOW WE CAN GET TO WORK.