你们经历过这样的夜晚吗? Ever had one of those nights
开始的时候平平常常 that starts out like any other,
后来却永生难忘 but ends up being the best night of your life?
大家坐好了吗? Are you sitting comfortably?
我们要开始了 Then we'll begin.
那是1990年6月22日 It was June the 22nd, 1990,
我们毕业的前一天 our final day of school.
有奥利弗·钱伯莱恩 皮特·佩奇 There was Oliver Chamberlain, Peter Page,
史蒂文·普林斯 安迪·奈特利 和我 Steven Prince, Andy Knightley and me.
我们叫我老金 They called me The King.
因为我的名字是加里·金 Because my name's Gary King.
奥利挺有意思 他自以为风流倜傥 Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of a player,
但其实只会耍嘴皮子 but really, he was all mouth.
我们叫他圈仔 We called him 0-Man
因为他额头上有个"6"形状的胎记 because he had a birthmark on his forehead that looked like a six.
他喜欢那个胎记 He loved it.
皮特是我们的老幺 Pete was the baby of the group.
他不是我们常一起混的那种孩子 He wasn't the kind of kid we'd usually hang out with,
但是他很搞笑 but he was good for a laugh.
而且他是个土豪 And he was absolutely minted.
史蒂文很酷 Steve was a pretty cool guy.
我们一起厮混 一起追女孩子 We jammed together, chased the girls.
我觉得他把我看做对手 I think he saw us as rivals.
但我们关系很好 Sweet, really.
还有安迪 And Andy.
他是我的左膀右臂 Andy was my wingman.
他是我最信任的人 The one guy I could rely on to back me up.
他爱我 而我也爱他 我没开玩笑 He loved me, and I'm not being funny, but I loved him, too.
学校里的一切我们都毫不留恋 There was nothing we were gonna miss about school.
或许有点舍不得谢菲尔德老师 Maybe Mr. Shepherd.
他确实是个好人 He was definitely one of the good guys.
他曾经问过我以后有什么打算 He used to ask me what I wanted to do with my life.
我告诉他 我只想找点乐子 I told him I just wanted to have a good time.
他说我们不正经 He thought that was funny.
但其实不然 It wasn't meant to be.
最起码那晚我们很认真 Not that night.
纽顿海文是我们的家乡 Newton Haven was our hometown.
我们的游乐场 我们的宇宙 Our playground, our universe.
而在那一晚 那里是传奇探险的发生地 And that night it was the site of a heroic quest.
目标? 完成豪饮马拉松 The aim? To conquer The Golden Mile.
十二家酒馆组成了我们的纵情畅饮之旅 Twelve pubs along a legendary path of alcoholic indulgence.
它们是一号邮局 老相识 There was The First Post, The Old Familiar,
闻名雄鸡 交叉之手 好伙伴 The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions,
忠仆 双头狗 美人鱼 蜂窝 The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive,
国王之颅 墙洞... The King's Head, The Hole in the Wall...
但我们最终的目的地 All before reaching our destiny,
世界的尽头 The World's End.
我们开着我的车进了城 We took my car into town.
我管它叫野兽 因为它真的很猛 I called it The Beast because she was pretty hairy.
我们的长大成人之旅由此开始 And so, our journey into manhood began.
我们出发了 把握好每一寸光阴 We were off. We didn 't waste any time.
我们去了酒吧 大喝一场 We hit pub one and we hit it hard.
我们醉了 我们笑了 我们针锋相对 There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy,
有小妞 有烈酒 有好戏看 there were ladies, there were shots, there was drama,
当然了 最重要的还是有酒喝 and of course, there was drinking.
喝到第五家 我们觉得自己天下无敌 By pub five, we were feeling invincible
于是决定从那个叫绿圣人的人那里 and decided to purchase some herbal refreshment
买点带劲的草本物质 from a man we called The Reverend Green.
喝到第六杯 圈仔不省人事 于是我们扔下他继续走 Pint six put 0-Man out of commission, so we carried on without him.
幸好如此 在下一间酒吧我遇到了他妹妹 Good thing, I bumped into his sister in the next pub,
我们躲进残障洗手间 我又上了她一次 we went into the disableds and I bumped into her again.
山姆跟着我们了一会儿 但是我得甩掉她 Sam tagged along for a while, but then I had to let her go.
因为晚上我还有个约会 I had another date that night...
她的名字叫安博尔 and her name was Amber.
喝到第九杯 我们开始与世界为敌 Nine pints in and it was us againstthe world.
在蜂窝 事情有点大条 Things got mental in The Beehive,
但我们在保龄球俱乐部弥补了回来 so we repaired to the bowls club
我们喜欢这样叫它 or as we liked to call it,
“烟屋” The Smokehouse,
那里的一切都很疯狂 which is when it all went fuck up.
每个人都迷迷糊糊 皮特吸得脸发白 所以我们让他留下休息 Everyone got para and Pete chucked a whitey, so we had to bench him.
最后 我们喝过了最后三家酒馆 开始向山上进发 In the end, we blew off the last three pubs and headed for the hills.
我记得坐在那里 I remember sitting up there,
我的指节还在流血 衣服上洒满啤酒 鞋子上沾着呕吐物 blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes,
看着黎明的太阳冲破地平线 seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break
我心里明白 and knowing in my heart,
生活再也不会像这一刻这样美妙 life would never feel this good again.
知道吗? And you know what?
确实如此 It never did.
谢谢 加里 Thank you, Gary.
非常有启发性 That was very enlightening.
还有人想说点什么吗 Would anyone like to add anything...
或是问加里个问题? or maybe challenge Gary?
你失望了吗? Are you disappointed?
失望什么? About what?
你们最终没有到达世界的尽头? That you didn't make it to The World's End?
不 No.
你们到底想要什么? Just what is it that you want to do?
我们想要自由! We want to be free!
我们想要为所欲为! We wantto be free to do what we want to do!
我们想喝醉 想玩个痛快 And we want And we want a good time. to get loaded. to have
我们就是这样 And that's what we're going to do.
想要玩个痛快 We're going to have a good time.
我们要举办一场派对 We're going to have a party.
片名：世界的尽头
你们到底想要做什么? Just what is it that you want to do?
我们想喝醉 想要玩个痛快 And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time.
它真美 She's a beauty.
对 Yeah,
但它不是野兽 but she's no Beast.
你好 皮特 Hello, Peter.
天啊! 加里? Jesus! Gary?
永远的老金 The once and future King.
今天早上是你在我家外面晃吗? Were you outside my house this morning?
不是 No.
我敢肯定我看到你在我家门口的大街上 I could have sworn I saw you on my street.
我从来没去过毕肖普花园 I've never been to Bishop's Gardens.
你还好吗 哥们? How you doing, man?
- 还好 你呢? - 我很好 - I'm well. You? - Yeah, never better.
- 她怎么样... - 你说维尼萨? - How is, uh... - Vanessa?
- 不 是你妻子? - 她叫维尼萨 - No. Your wife? - Vanessa.
- 好吧 她怎么样? - 她很好 - Yeah. How's she? - She's good.
- 你们上床了吗? - 我们都有两个孩子了 - Have you had sex yet? - We have two children.
哦 上了两次 你这个大色狼 Ooh, twice. Get you, fuck machine.
我们一点没变 是吧? We haven't changed, have we?
他来这里干嘛? What is he doing here?
没事的 爸爸 It's all right, Dad. We're fine.
嗨 P叔 Hi, Mr. P.
加里 有什么能帮你的吗? So, Gary, how can I help you?
- 你老爹还挺精神 - 你要买车? - He looks well. - Are you looking to buy a car?
呃... 不是 我们已经很接近尽头了 Uh... No. I'm afraid the end is nigh.
- 什么? - 世界的尽头 - What? - The World's End.
什么意思? What do you mean?
你懂我的意思的 一晚上 五个人 喝遍十二家酒吧 You know what I mean. One night. Five guys. Twelve pubs.
让酒瓶飞一会 Let battle commence.
你还想再来一次? You want to try that again?
这难道这不是你一直梦寐以求的吗? Yeah, isn't that something you've always wanted?
- 不是 - 听着 皮特 - Not particularly. - No. Look. Peter.
那时我们没有成功 We didn't make it before,
但这一次我们一定要到达尽头 but this time, we're gonna see it through to the bitter end.
一探究竟 Or lager end.
- 我们? - 嗯 所有人 - We? - Yeah, the whole gang.
- 安迪也去? - 安迪为什么不去? - Even Andy? - Why wouldn't Andy be coming?
- 我以为那场事故之后... - 没那回事 他来的 - Well, I thought that after the accident... - Not an issue. He's in.
我们只想知道 你来不来? What we wanna know is are you?
我得问一下维尼萨 I'd have to check with Vanessa.
- 维尼萨是谁 - 我太太 - Who's Vanessa? - My wife.
从什么时候开始你听老婆的话了? Since when have you had to check with your wife?
从我们结婚开始 Since we got married.
别这样 哥们 你不怀念那些日子吗? Oh, come on, man, don't you miss it?
欢笑 兴奋 打架 The laughs, the camaraderie, the fights,
醉得好像脑袋要炸掉一样 the hangovers so fierce it feels like your head is full of ants.
前两个比较怀念 Maybe the first two.
好了 你的新号码是什么? It begins. What's your new number?
我十年来一直用的那个号码啊 Same one I've had for 10 years.
嗯 号码是什么? Yeah. What's that one?
这一整排 This entire row here,
房子屋顶上都有天窗 they'll all have dormer windows above the front elevation.
那是谁没戴安全帽? Who's the helmet without an helmet?
是加里·金 That's Gary King.
咚咚 Knock, knock.
你来这里干嘛 加里? What are you doing here, Gary?
你应该说"谁在敲门?" You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
我可以看到 I can see who's there.
是你 It's you.
我喜欢你盖的房子 I like what you've done with the place.
通风不错 Bit draughty.
- 瑟琳娜还好吗? - 我们十年前就离婚了 - How's Selina? - We divorced 10 years ago.
我知道 我就是问问她好不好 Yeah, I know, just wondered how she was.
很显然 她过得不错 She's doing very well, apparently.
你有下一个目标了吗? Have you got anyone else on the go?
是的 她是个健身教练 二十六岁 Yeah, I do, as it happens. She's a fitness instructor. Twenty-six.
恋童癖 我开玩笑的 有机会我想见见她 Pedophile. I'm kidding. I'd love to meet her sometime.
别了 你来这里干嘛? No. Why are you here?
你没听说吗? 我们要东山再起 Haven't you heard? We're getting the band back together.
我早都不玩贝斯了 I'm not your bass player anymore.
我是说兄弟联盟要东山再起 No, I mean we're getting the boys back together.
如果你希望 乐队也可以重组 We can get the band back together as well if you want.
不行了 你用我的吉他换毒品了 No, we can't. You sold my guitar to buy drugs.
我一直都很好奇 门上面的那个是什么? I've always wondered, what's that thing over the door called?
是门梁 That's a lintel.
计划是这样的 我们回到纽顿海文 So, the plan is, we're going to go back to Newton Haven,
去完成豪饮马拉松 we are gonna do The Golden Mile
这次我们一定要到达世界的尽头 and this time, we are gonna make it to The World's End.
大家都来 Everybody's in.
安迪也去? What, even Andy?
一点没错 Oh, you better believe it, big balls.
- 安迪答应和你们一起喝酒? - 和我们一起 - Andy is going drinking with you? - With us.
考虑一下吧 回到老地方 大伙一起喝点酒 Think about it, go back to the old town, sink a few pints...
- 喝十二杯 - 嗯 - Twelve pints. - Yeah.
- 喝十二杯太疯狂了 - 我知道! - Twelve pints is insane. - I know!
为什么要这么做 加里? What is this all about, Gary?
因为要有始有终 It's about closure, you know.
为什么岁月会磨灭我们珍贵的友情? Why should getting older affect something as important as friendship?
- 我们都变了很多 奥利弗 - 是的 - A lot's changed since then, Oliver. - Right.
我们可以好好叙叙旧 This is our chance to take stock.
叙叙旧? 听你说倒是挺有意思的 A stock take? You make it sound so much fun.
别这样 圈仔 你难道不想那样吗? Come on, 0-Man. Isn't that something you'd like?
我只想让你别躺在沙发上 What I'd really like is for you to take your DMs off the sofa.
听着 如果你担心我 大可不必 Look. If you're worried about me, don't be. All right?
我是来告诉你 加里·金放马回来了 I'm here to tell you that Gary King is back on the horse.
哇 哇 你放马回来了? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're back on the horse?
好吧 我是骑自行车回来的 No, I mean I'm back on the bike.
- 自行车是什么意思? - 怎么了? - What is bike? - What do you mean?
- 自行车有什么内涵? - 就是自行车 - What is bike slang for? - Bicycle.
- 我晕了 - 别这样 - I'm lost. - Don't be.
- 好吧 - 听着 - Okay. - Listen.
我们终于有机会完成心愿了 This is our chance to finally finish what we started.
来吧 哥们 疯狂一回! Come on, man, it'll be fucking mental!
我们看完了... I think we're all done. So...
你们觉得这处房子怎么样? How do you like the property?
- 还不错 - 位置多好啊 - Yeah. - It's amazing. Amazing location.
- 很棒 - 确实很棒 - Fantastic. - Fantastic aspects.
- 但有点... - 有点超出我们的预算了 - It's just... - It's just a little bit out of our price range.
他会给你们优惠的 你们能出多少? He'll knock some off for you. What's it down for?
- 一百二十万 - 去死吧! - 1.2 million. - Fuck off!
你们有我名片 You have my card.
加里 Gary,
达不溜替弗? WTF?
我也很想你 圈仔 It's good to see you, too, 0-Man.
- 别叫我圈仔 拜托了 - 好吧 - Please don't call me 0-Man. - Sure.
- 嘿 你妹妹怎么样了? - 她很好 - Hey, how's your sister? - She's fine.
- 她常提起我吗? - 没有 - She talk about me? - No.
周五我们一起出发 So, Friday, we'll all go down together.
来个公路旅行 我来开车 Make a road trip of it, I'll drive.
我好像不行 我约了医生 Don't think I can. I think I've got a doctor's appointment.
是啊 你约了"醉好"的医生! Yeah, you do. With Dr. Ink!
- 你知道吗? - "醉好"的医生 我听到了 - You know, Dr. Ink? - Yeah. "Drink." I get it.
别这样 Come on.
没有圈仔怎么行 It wouldn't be the same without the 0-Man.
天啊 Jesus.
你能见到大家伙 看看他们都过得怎么样 You can see the guys, see how they're doing.
也说说你过得怎么样 Tell them how you're doing.
这次我们或许能到达尽头 You never know, you might make it to the end this time.
- 安迪肯定会去? - 嗯 - And Andy's definitely coming? - Yeah.
- 安迪·奈特利? - 没错 - Andy Knightley? - Totes.
你已经跟他说好了? And you convinced him how?
- 奈特利先生 - 有事吗 - Mr. Knightley. - Felicity.
有位朋友想见您 You have a friend here to see you.
我不想见他 No, I don't.
- 真是有模有样 对吧? - 嗯 - This is a bit grown up, isn't it? - Yup.
前几天碰到哥几个了 Saw the boys the other day.
圈仔 史蒂文 还有皮特 0-Man, Stevie-Baby, the Petertron.
发小的名字我没忘记 加里 Yeah, I remember the names of our childhood friends, Gary.
我们有个小点子 We had ourselves a little idea.
是吗? Did you now?
我们想回到纽顿海文 Yeah. We're going to go back to Newton Haven.
为什么? Why?
为了未完成的事业 For some unfinished business.
你在开玩笑吗? That's a joke, right?
五个哥们 十二家酒馆 五十杯啤酒 Five guys. Twelve pubs. Fifty pints.
是六十杯 Sixty pints.
是吗 你这个大酒鬼 Steady on, you fucking alky.
我十六年来滴酒不沾 加里 I haven't had a drink for 16 years, Gary.
那你肯定很想喝点 You must be thirsty then.
我们可以回去 大伙一起吃吃饭 就像以前一样 We can go back, see the guys, chew the fat, it'll be just like it always was,
但这一次我们不达目的誓不罢休 except this time we're going to finish this thing once and for all.
- 你还真是选择性记忆啊 加里 - 好吧 - You have a very selective memory, Gary. - Thanks.
你只记得周五晚上 You remember the Friday nights.
而我还记着周一早上 I remember the Monday mornings.
所以我们选周五晚上回去呀 Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday.
你知道为什么我们全都离开纽顿海文吗? Why do you think none of us live in Newton Haven anymore?
不知道 I don't know.
因为那是个黑洞 乏味无聊 Because it's a black hole. It's boring.
过去现在将来一直如此 It always was and it always will be.
因为我们不在那里 所以才无聊的 It's only boring because we're not there.
- 对牛弹琴 - 没错 所以你就来吧 - It's pointless arguing with you. - Exactly. So come.
我星期五三点整到海威科姆车站接你们 I'm picking everybody up from High Wycombe station, Friday, 3:00 sharp.
不 加里 No, Gary.
天啊 怎么了? 你也要问问你太太吗? Oh, God, why? Have you got to check with your missus?
不 我不用问我太太 No, actually, I don't have to check with my missus.
你干嘛? What are you doing?
这是出去的门 I'm showing you the door.
这是门吗? Is it a door?
怎么没有门梁 It doesn't have a lintel.
它是玻璃的 And it's glass.
所以这是窗还是门? So is it a window or is it a door?
或者是个门窗 Maybe it's a windoor.
这样就行了 You can have that.
请走吧 加里 Please leave, Gary.
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
600英镑 对吧? 600 pounds, wasn't it?
我应该告诉你 I thought you should know.
什么? What?
我妈去世了 Mum died.
- 什么时候? - 几个礼拜前 - When? - Couple of weeks ago.
是癌症 The big cancer.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
她很喜欢你 She just always really liked you, you know.
她走了 让我想起了以前 Got me thinking about the old days.
特别是那天晚上 因为那时我们真的很开心 Particularly that night, you know, because we were so happy.
而且你知道 And, you know,
这些哥们和我亲如兄弟 I love the boys like brothers,
但是话说回来 but when all's said and done,
你才是我最好的朋友 you're the best friend I ever had.
能见到你真好 哥们 It was good to see you, mate.
皮特? Pete?
- 史蒂文 - 太好了 - Steven. - Thank God.
我还担心只有我一个人会来呢 I had a horrible feeling I was going to be the only one here.
我敢打赌肯定有更糟的事情等着你 I reckon that's not the last horrible feeling you're gonna have today, mate.
不会吧? This can't be happening. Can it?
说不准 我们来这是干嘛的? You said it. What the hell are we doing here?
我们总是这样 What we always did.
跟在加里·金屁股后面到处逛 Follow Gary King into almost certain oblivion.
你好 史蒂文 Hello, Steven.
你还好吧 哥们? You all right, mate?
- 皮特 - 嗨 哥们 - Pete. - Hi, mate.
我们不是从1992年开始就不叫他无敌领袖了吗? Didn't we decide to stop calling him Fearless Leader somewhere around 1992?
真是本性难移 Old habits die hard.
他们会把这几个字刻在加里的墓碑上 They'll be putting that on Gary's tombstone.
不会的 他肯定活的比我们长 No, they won't. You know he'll outlive us all.
要是那样就有意思了 That'd be funny if it wasn't true.
- 等一下 - 怎么了? - Hang on a sec. - What?
我想知道我们究竟谁是最傻的那一个 I'm just trying to decide which of us is the biggest idiot for coming.
也许他出车祸了 不好意思 安迪 Maybe he had an accident. Oh, sorry, Andy.
- 抱歉 - 没事 没事 - Sorry. - No, no, no. It's fine.
我觉得加里要是真出了车祸 I think Gary having an accident
这对我们都好 对他自己也好 would actually be the best outcome for all of us, including Gary.
没搞错吧 Unbelievable.
来吧 Oh, yes.
看看这些贱人 Look at these cunts.
- 你迟到了 - 没有 - You're late. - No, I'm not.
你有 你说的是三点 现在都快四点了 Yeah, you are. You said 3:00. It's almost 4:00.
对 不三不四嘛 Yeah, 3 for 4.
你知道吗 加里? 你从来不肯低头认错 You know your problem, Gary? You're never wrong.
这有什么不对吗? How is that a problem?
真不敢相信 你又买了一辆格拉纳达二代 I can't believe you bought another Granada Mark II.
什么意思? What do you mean?
它和我89年卖给你的那辆一模一样 This looks exactly like the carl sold you in 1989.
这就是1989年你卖给我的那辆 300英镑真是物超所值 This is the car you sold me in 1989. Best 300 quid I ever spent.
- 这是野兽? - 嗯 - This is The Beast? - Yeah.
差不多吧 我把她修整了一下 Pretty much. I mean, she's had a bit of work done.
换了刹车 悬架 排气管 座椅 轮胎 I had to replace the brakes, suspension, exhaust, seats, wheels,
嵌板 化油器 分电盘 全套发动机 后视镜 还有头灯 paneling, carburetor, manifold, the whole engine, really, mirrors, headlamps.
但除此之外 它还是原来那样车 Other than that, she's the same old motor.
它可以算是古董了 You could almost say an antique.
我们开着这个古董上路表演吧 Well, then let's get this antique on the roadshow.
来吧 巡回演出 别晚了 Come on, you bellends. We're going to be late.
我们回来了 就像五个火枪手 And we're back. Just like the Five Musketeers.
不是三个火枪手吗? Three Musketeers, isn't it?
算上达达尼昂是四个 Four if you count D'Artagnan.
没人知道他们到底有几个人 是吧 皮特? Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete?
我是说 历史有其随笔集 I mean, history's a sketchbook.
"三个火枪手"是部小说 你知道的吧? You do know that The Three Musketeers is a fiction, right?
大仲马写的? Written byAlexandre Dumas?
现在很多人老这么念叨圣经 A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days.
怎么了 难不成也是大仲马写的? What, that it was written byAlexandre Dumas?
别傻了 史蒂文 是耶稣写的 Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus.
噢 随便啦 五个听起来顺口些 Oh. Anyway, five sounds much better.
我觉得他就弄三个主角有点失误 I think they missed a trick only having three.
如果是五个人 可以牺牲掉两个 最后还是剩下他们仨 'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left.
- 我们到了吗? - 出发吧! - Are we there yet? - Let's do this!
汤龙乐队! 我记得这首歌 Soup Dragons! I remember this one.
我还录了盘带子给你 记得吗? I put this on a tape for you, didn't I?
没错 现在放的就是 Yeah, this is it.
- 就是这盘带子? - 是啊 没错! 瞧瞧 - This is the tape? - Yeah, yeah! Look, look.
你在哪找到的? Where did you find it?
一直在磁带机里啊 It was in the tape player.
噢 看那 有人饿了吗? Oh, look. Is anyone hungry?
我想去尿尿 I need a piss actually.
他去了好久啊 This is a long piss.
尿的话是挺久的 If it is a piss.
- 也许还... - 拉屎 - Might be a little... - Poo.
怎么就成拉屎了呢? How is that a poo?
还给你家老头子打工呢 皮特? Still work for your old man, Pete?
是的 我现在是合伙人了 Yeah. I'm a partner now.
你呢? You?
89年我开始创业 Yeah, started my own firm in '98.
05年把公司卖了 Got bought out in '05.
不过开心多了 没那么大压力 I'm happier, though. It's less stress.
- 奥利你呢? - 还在卖房子 - Ollie? - Property.
我管伦敦北区的高档房屋中介 I co-manage a boutique estate agency in North London.
这行竞争很激烈 Very competitive.
- 还在处理家庭法相关案子吗 安迪? - 换企业法了 - Is it family law you're in, Andy? - Corporate.
有人知道加里现在做什么吗? Does anyone know what Gary's doing?
他在玩极品飞车呢 就在那 He's playing Need ForSpeed. Over there.
快 快 快啊! Come on, come on, come on!
他一点都没变 对吗? He hasn't changed, has he?
我不知道 I don't know.
他倒是把欠我的600镑还了 He did finally pay me back that 600 pounds.
- 真的吗? 他找我借了200镑呢 - 还有我 - Really? He borrowed 200 pounds off me. - And me.
我不敢相信 这种事你也做得出来! I can't believe it. I can't believe you'd do that!
噢! 必须的好不好 Oh! Of course I can.
抢皮特的钱还给保罗 It's just robbing Peter to pay Paul.
错 我借皮特钱还给了你 我还欠着保罗呢 No, I borrowed it from Peter to pay you. I still owe Paul.
噢 爽啊 Oh, shit.
纽顿海文 Newton Haven.
花点时间记住它原来的模样 兄弟们 Take a moment to look upon it in its original colors, boys,
今晚我们要给它改头换面了 for tonight we paint it red.
噢 不要 不 不 不 糟糕 Oh, no, no, no. Shit.
妈的 妈的 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
妈的 Fuck, fuck.
噢 不 没事的 我常在服务区这么干 Oh, no, it's okay, I did it all in the services.
知道我为什么拦你吗 先生? Know why I pulled you over, sir?
音乐太吵吗? Was the music too loud?
你左侧刹车灯坏了 Your left brake light is faulty.
老掉牙的刹车灯! 难怪叫刹车灯 因为动不动就歇菜 The old brake lights! So called because they're always breaking.
警官 我一定会修好的 I'll get that sorted out, Officer.
- 能给我看看你的驾照吗 先生? - 好的 - Can I see your license, sir? - Yup.
完蛋了? 在我钱包里 You know what? It's in my wallet.
钱包落在健身房了! And I left that at the bloody gym!
有什么其他证件吗? Any other form of identification?
没有 都在我包里 No, it's all in my sports bag.
这种状况挺常见的 对吗? That's bloody typical, isn't it?
我把名字和地址告诉你 你能在系统里查到 I'll give you my name and address, you can run me through the old system.
说吧 Go on then.
我叫皮特·佩奇 It's Peter Page.
住在伦敦北区 48号 毕肖普花园 48 Bishop's Gardens, London, N2T12.
- 天啊 加里! 达不溜替弗? - 你干嘛说我的名字? - Jesus, Gary! WTF? - Why did you give him my name?
我又不可能告诉他我的 对吧? I'm not gonna give him my name, am I?
你想让警察找我麻烦? Suppose I get done by the police?
不会有警察找你的 You won't get done by the police.
加里 警察会发现人车对不上号! Gary, he will check the number plate against his name!
我知道 所以我告诉他我是皮特啊 I know. Why do you think I gave him Pete's name?
天啊 加里 我有个租车行 而且刚入股 Jesus Christ, Gary, I own a car showroom. I am a junior partner.
真是... This is...
相信我就是了 Just trust me.
那么 皮特先生 你为什么来纽顿海文? So, Mr. Page, what brings you to Newton Haven?
我们过去都住这 回来看看风景 Well, we're all from here. We're just back to see the sights.
重温儿时回忆 Have a crack at the old Golden Mile.
也许还会捣点乱 Might get a bit messy.
这么说吧 首先你得保证把刹车灯修好 Well, you make sure you get that brake light fixed
可能还得做个尾气标准测试 and you might want to do an emissions test, too.
噢 还有 皮特 Oh, and, Peter.
记住别闹大了 Don't make too much mess.
不会的! We won't!
嗯 Hmm.
我搞不懂 I don't understand.
很简单 皮特 It's simple, Pete.
从1989年起 这辆车就一直在你名下 The car's still registered to you, it has been since 1989.
但那以后我都搬过三次家了 But I've moved three times since then.
我知道 我改了记录 I know, I changed the log book.
不然我哪来分给警察扣? Where do you think all those points came from?
天啊 大伙都放松点 Jesus. You guys need to relax.
你知道你会惹出一堆麻烦吗? Do you know how much trouble you could get into?
你都不知道我已经一团糟了? Do you know how much trouble I'm already in?
你这话什么意思? What's that supposed to mean?
嘿 这究竟是怎么回事? 我们为什么来这里? Hey. What the hell is this? Why are we even here?
一起全军覆没 We are here to get annihilated.
晚上有什么想吃的吗? Have you got any plans for dinner at all?
今天晚上 我们要完成豪饮马拉松 Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast
今天晚上酒就是我们的晚餐 as we wend our way up The Golden Mile.
先去一号邮局 来一大桶啤酒 Commencing with an inaugural tankard at The First Post,
然后去老相识 闻名雄鸡 交叉之手 then onto The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands,
好伙伴 忠仆 The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant,
双头猎狗 美人鱼 蜂窝 国王之颅 The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head
然后墙洞 和上回路线一致 and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same.
直到宿命的终点站 喝光最后一滴酒 All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus,
世界的尽头 The World's End.
为我们留盏灯 夫人 Leave a light on, good lady,
虽然我们回来时 眼神还透着兴奋劲 for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes,
但我敢打包票 全都烂醉如泥了 we will, in truth, be blind drunk.
来吧! Come on!
- 直到1840年... - 去他妈的 - Until 1840... - Fucking hell.
这里还是纽顿海文第一家邮局 ? . .this building was the site of Newton Haven's first post office.
一个进取的生意人发现 Until an enterprising business fellow decided that
相比用来收发邮件 far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail
这儿更适合做酒吧 it was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom
给疲倦的旅人歇歇脚 快进来吧 where a weary traveler might get twatted. Come on.
简直是昨日重现 It's like deja vu.
我一点印象都没有 这里重装了吗? I don't remember this at all. Has it been refurbished?
被连锁店收购了 对吗? Been bought by a chain, hasn't it?
全国性提案的一部分 Part of that nationwide initiative to rob
同化那些个性的小酒吧 small, charming pubs of any discernible character.
好比星巴克 哥们 这种事很常见 Starbucking, man. It's happening everywhere.
不过 味道还和过去一样 Can't take away that smell, though.
我相信他们尽力了 I'm sure they tried.
晚上好 雷蒙多 Good evening, Raymondo.
浪子们回头了 The prodigal sons return.
今晚都有什么嘉宾? Who's on the guest list tonight?
- 你说什么? - 宾客名单 - Come again? - The guest ales.
我们几个 先生 我们来重温美好时光了 We, sir, are doing The Golden Mile and you have
你有幸成为第一位见证者 the honor of drawing first blood.
- 有什么推荐的? - 有一个还不错 至高荣耀 - What do you recommend? - There's one. Crowning Glory.
- 再合适不过了 - 怎么说? - Rather fitting. - How's that?
- 我叫加里·金 - 什么? - I'm Gary King. - What?
- 多说点 - 关于什么? - So tell me more. - About what?
至高荣耀 带果仁吗? 气泡多吗? 会让人开心吗? Crowning Glory. Is it nutty? Is it foamy? Is it hoppy?
是不是有种特殊的果味 会留香唇齿间? Does it have a surprisingly fruity note which lingers on the tongue?
啤酒而已 It's beer.
我们要五杯 We'll have five of those, please.
不 不好意思 只要四杯外加杯水 谢谢 No. Sorry. Can we have four of those and a tap water, please?
什么? What?
不敢相信 I don't believe this,
猛男居然喝… a man of your legendary prowess drinking...
他妈的雨水 fucking rain.
简直和狮子吃豆泥一样荒唐 It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus.
- 没道理 - 的确没道理 - That doesn't make any sense. - I know it doesn't make any sense.
发生了那样的事 你还计较我不喝酒? You seriously have a problem with me not drinking, after what happened?
- 我不知道 不过亚瑟王知道! - 没准有点用 - I don't, but King Arthur does! - Oh, this'II be good.
亚瑟王会怎么做? What's King Arthur got to do with it?
从黑斯廷斯战场归来后 你觉得亚瑟王 Do you honestly think that King Arthur came back from the Battle of Hastings,
- 会他妈躲进城堡... - 卡米洛特 - fucking rocked up at Arthur's Castle... - Camelot.
走向酒吧然后说 ? walked up to the bar and went,
"你好 给我来杯自来水?" "Hello. Could I have a tap water?"
不会 在亚瑟王的时代 根本就没有自来水 No, because they didn't have running water in Arthurian times.
说的没错 他会要杯蜂蜜酒 亚瑟王的啤酒 Exactly. He would have had a mead. The King Arthur of beers.
我喝水就不是男人了吗? And I'm less of a man because I choose to drink water?
的确有点娘 不是吗? Well, it's a bit "ooh ducky", innit?
加里 这么说很不友好 That's not very PC, Gary.
别整老一套 皮特 Get out of the '90s, Pete.
戒酒一点也不娘 There's nothing "ooh ducky" about being teetotal,
尤其是在橄榄球赛结束后 走进酒吧 about walking into a pub after a rugby match
然后要一杯白开水 and ordering a tap water at a bar...
往脸上涂着油彩混球们中间一站 packed full of big ugly bastards wearing warpaint.
那可是需要极大自信的 朋友 That, my friend, takes confidence, yeah?
我有的是胆量 I'm talking balls.
谁信啊 傻瓜 You said it, poof.
我不知道你意识到没有 加里 I don't know if you're aware of this, Gary,
我们已经不是小孩子了 but we are not teenagers anymore.
上帝是不会允许你有孩子的 因为... And God forbid you ever have children, because if...
我可能有孩子 I might have kids.
那你最好做好负责任的准备... Then you had better be ready to take re S O n si b iii ty...
不 我是说我可能真有孩子 No. I mean I might have kids.
还记得卡伦·艾格顿吗 我们睡过? You remember Karen Eggerton, who I fucked?
他们家移民去诺曼底的时候 她月经迟到了两周 She was two weeks late when her parents emigrated to Normandy.
我和她再也没联系过了 她也许有孩子了 I never heard from her again. She might have had a baby.
想象一下? 法国孩子 Imagine that? A French kid.
简直是对牛弹琴 It's pointless arguing with you.
为孩子干杯 不管他们如何 To kids. Wherever they may be.
- 为了孩子 - 孩子 - Kids. - Kids.
干杯 我们嘘嘘吧 Drink up. Let's Boo-Boo.
"嘘嘘" 什么意思? "Boo-Boo". What is that?
你记得 "我们嘘嘘吧" You remember, "Let's Boo-Boo."
谢菲尔德先生的课 墙上写着 You know, from Mr. Shepherd's classroom, it said on the wall,
"快逃 熊追上来了" 还记得吗 莎士比亚的剧本? "Exit, pursued by a bear," you know, from that Shakespeare play?
- 冬日絮语 - 没错 叫什么来着? - A Winter's Tale. - Yeah. What was it called?
冬日絮语 就叫这个 A Winter's Tale. That's it.
所以如果我们要赶紧撤 就会说 "快逃 熊追上来了" And if we needed to make a quick getaway, we'd say, "Exit, pursued by a bear,"
后来就成了 "快逃 瑜伽熊追上来了" and then it was, "Exit, pursued by Yogi Bear,"
然后是 "练练瑜伽嘘嘘吧" and then it was just, "Let's Yogi and Boo-Boo,"
最后就成了 "我们嘘嘘吧" and then, "Let's Boo-Boo."
- 你的意思是 我们撤? - 没错 这就是重点 对不对? - So you're saying we should go? - Yeah. It's shit here, innit?
老相识 The Old Familiar.
这才是酒吧 Nowthis isa pub.
是啊 和第一个差不多 Yes. This is more like it.
昨日重现 Like deja vu.
戴维 哥们 David, my man,
听到消息了吗? have you heard the news?
加里·金回镇上了 Gary King is back in town.
他是谁? Who's he?
葬礼怎么样 加里? How was the funeral, Gary?
你妈妈的葬礼? Your mum's funeral?
难以用言语形容 It's difficult to put into words.
不过用三个词的话 But if I had to choose three,
我会说 I would say,
"真的 真的 难过" "Really, really sad."
噢 不 这是两个词 对不对? Oh, no, that's two, isn't it?
这样吧 "真的 非常 难过" How about, "Really, very sad"?
真遗憾 你妈妈很好 It's a shame, she was a good woman.
我真的很喜欢你妈妈 I really liked your mum.
我也是 伙计 我也是 Me, too, mate. Me, too.
- 喂 - 你好 伙计 - Hello. - Hello, mate.
你到了吗? Are you here?
是啊 我在这待了好久了 你说什么呢? Yeah, I've been here for ages. What are you talking about?
又在环岛公路上迷路了? You get lost on the ring road again?
这里是纽顿海文 This is Newton Haven.
- 打算几点去见双胞胎? - 双胞胎? - What time are you meeting The Twins? - Twins?
我们在老相识 没事的话过来吧 We're all at The Old Familiar. Come by if you want.
没错 他也在 Yeah, he is.
好的 Okay.
待会见 See you soon.
和谁说话呢 圈仔? Who was that, 0-Man?
别叫我圈仔 加里 如果你非要知道的话… Don't call me 0-Man, Gary. If you must know...
- 是山姆 - 山姆在这? - it was Sam. - Sam's here?
我听见回音了吗? 没错 山姆在这 Is there a fucking echo in here? Yes, Sam's here.
她从曼彻斯特过来 明天我们一起去妈妈那里 She's down from Manchester. We're driving to Mum's tomorrow.
什么 她要来这? What, and she's coming here?
- 冷静点 史蒂文 我先看到她的 - 天啊 又来了 - Calm down, Steve, I saw her first. - Jesus Christ, not this again.
开什么玩笑? Are you fucking kidding me?
是我先看到她的 I saw her first.
你有选择性记忆症 对吧? You really have a selective memory, don't you?
是有人这么说 Somebody else was saying that.
- 我说的 - 不 你说的话我肯定记得 - Me. - No. I would have remembered.
我告诉过你我喜欢山姆 I told you I had a thing about Sam
可一有机会你就想上她 and you proceeded to try and get in her pants at every opportunity.
兄弟们 拜托 Guys, please.
因为我喜欢她所以你才喜欢她! You only liked her after you found out I liked her!
没错 因为你在学校演话剧 That's right, because you did the school play.
- 卡巴莱歌舞表演 - 卡巴莱 因为她也出演了 - Cabaret. - Cabaret. Because she was in it.
她穿了网袜 结果你在台上硬了 And she wore those fishnet stockings and you got a big boner on stage.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
无所谓了 她随时恭候阿德里安·基恩呢 Doesn't matter anyway, she always had a massive wide on for Adrian Keane.
我讨厌那混蛋 I hated that prick.
能不能不要提到我妹妹 就说起 Can we not talk about my sister in relation to,
A 随时恭候 A, massive wide ons,
B 史蒂文的老二? B, Steven's erect penis?
好的 All right.
- 她还是前凸后翘吗 说真的? - 我不会告诉你的 - Is she still fit, though? - I'm not answering that.
- 她是不是呀? - 我是什么? - Is she, though? - Am I what?
苗条 Fit.
你好 山姆 Hello, Sam.
史蒂文? 你变化真大啊? Steven? You've grown, haven't you?
- 没错 横向发展 - 你看起来真棒 - Yeah, sideways. - You look fantastic.
胆固醇太多 Steroids.
安迪 好久没见了 Andy, long time.
- 你好 皮特 - 你好 山姆 - Hi, Pete. - Hi, Sam.
好啦 老弟? All right, big brother?
加里 Gary.
欢迎 欢迎 欢迎 Wilikommen. Bien venue. Welcome.
山姆 一起喝杯酒吗? Sam. Would you like a drink?
嘿 史蒂文 她才刚到这 拜托 Hey, Steve. She's just got here. Come on.
山姆 一起喝杯酒吗? Sam. Would you like a drink?
- 给我来杯伏特加汤力 谢谢 史蒂文 - 好的 - I'll have a vodka tonic, thanks, Steven. - Sure.
- 我先去下洗手间 - 好的 - I'm just going to nip to the loo. - Cool.
上厕所了 Nature calls.
- 你要做什么? - 你要做什么? - What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- 我要去洗手间 - 好吧 我也是 - I'm going to the toilet. - Well, then, so am I.
加里! 你疯了吗! Gary! You are out of your mind!
你说什么呢? 是你先给我暗示的 What are you talking about? You gave me the sign.
- 什么暗示? - 你去厕所 - What sign? - You went to the toilet.
加里 你玩真的呀? 我都二十年没见你了 Gary, are you serious? I haven't seen you in 20 years.
你不会真以为我要在女厕所和你做爱? Do you really think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies' toilet?
好吧 残疾人用的厕所坏了 Well, the disableds is out of order.
- 加里 发生了什么事? - 我不知道 - Gary. What happened? - I don't know,
也许有人往马桶里扔了太多纸巾 maybe one of them put too many paper towels down the toilet.
实在搞不清他们究竟在想什么 对不对? I mean, we don't know what they are thinking, really, do we?
不 你是怎么了? No. What happened to you?
没什么 Nothing.
什么都没发生 我还是以前那个加里 Nothing happened to me. I'm the same old Gary.
扯淡 No shit.
那么 想来一炮吗? So, do you wanna?
- 奥利弗 待会见 - 你要走了? - Oliver. I'll see you later. - You're going?
我以为你半小时后才去接双胞胎呢? I thought you weren't meeting The Twins for another half hour?
我改主意了 对了 这玩意应该是你的 I'm not. Oh, yeah. I believe this is yours.
"故障" "Out of order."
私人玩笑 It's a private joke.
我不想听 I don't want to know.
- 那是什么? - 现代艺术 - What is that? - Modern art.
纪念碑吧 对吗? It's a memorial, isn't it?
没错 纪念现代艺术 Yeah. To modern art.
嘿 伙计们 现在是什么时间? Hey, guys, do you know what time it is?
还不到六点 It's not even 6:00.
答错了! 是我们冲进大公鸡的时间! Wrong! It's high time we got onto The Cock!
哇哦! Whoo-hoo!
冲啊 Let's go.
走吧 Come on.
伙计 等你忙完了 When you're ready, mate.
天啊 瞧瞧那是谁 Oh, shit. Look who it is.
巴希尔 疯巴希尔! Basil. Mad Basil!
你们还记得吗? 我们以前老来这 Do you remember? We used to come in here
听他讲关于飞碟 and listen to him talk about fucking UFOs...
蜥蜴人 还有水底纳粹的鬼话 and lizard people and underwater Nazis.
他是不是还说过百慕大三角 Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle
实际上是方形的? actually being a square?
不 他说那其实是个两个个等腰三角形拼成的菱形 No, he said it was two isosceles triangles forming a rhombus.
他是你的好基友 对吗 史蒂文? He was your best mate, wasn't he, Steve?
不 他不是我的好基友 加里 No, he wasn't my best mate, Gary.
他老无所依 我有点同情他而已 He was a lonely, old guy and I felt a bit sorry for him.
没错 巴希尔! That's right. Basil!
也许我们在这没你想的那么有名 Maybe we're not the local legends you think we are.
- 加里·金? - 说给你自己听吧 - Gary King? - Speak for yourself, mate.
你被拉黑了 You're barred.
开什么玩笑 太可笑了 I cannot fucking believe this. This is ridiculous.
相信我 加里 没必要啊 Believe me, Gary, it's not worth it.
- 下场双倍啦 - 要我说 下场喝透算了 - Have two in the next one. - Have them all in the next one, for all I care.
每家酒馆都要喝一杯 否则就不算数了 We've got to have one in every pub otherwise the whole thing's fucked.
伙计 我早就觉得没戏了 I'd say it was fairly fucked already, mate.
好极了 Great.
我们还要忍受多久啊? How much more of this do we have to endure?
- 才逛了三家 还剩九家 - 哦 好极了 - That was three. There's nine more. - Oh, good.
我操 我要吃点东西 Fuck that. I need to eat something.
下家店 我们去弄点吃的吧 We can get some food in the next pub.
只要那些东西吃起来健康就行了 As long as it's reasonably healthy.
这里是纽顿海文 This is Newton Haven.
估计跟有机和健康不沾边吧 Hardly the heart of the organic revolution.
我怀疑这里没什么跟现代搭边的 I doubt it's the heart of anything.
我老婆想让我吃有机食品 Mywife wanted usto go organic,
问题在于我更加偏向吃垃圾食品 problem is, I kinda like eating shit.
下个酒吧专卖垃圾食品! 速度来! The next pub does shit! Keep up!
哦 赞啊 我记得这家店 Oh, yeah. I remember this one.
- 跨年狂欢 不是吗? - 90年的新年那次 - We had New Year's in here, didn't we? - '89 into '90.
你是不是还在台球桌上睡着了 安迪? Isn't that when you slept on the pool table, Andy?
没错 我还记得呢 Yeah. I believe it was.
- 睡了六个小时 - 六个小时啊 - For six hours. - Six hours.
多亏你提醒我啊 Thank you for reminding me.
你还记得 你醒来的时候 Do you remember when you woke up,
我们骗你说 你睡了一年 现在是1991年 we said you'd been asleep for a year and that it was 1991
然后你被吓疯了 还把钟给打坏了? and you freaked out and punched a clock?
那晚上真是赞啊 That was a great night.
你最后把艾瑞卡·里奇斯钓走了吗 皮特? Didn't you manage to get off with Erika Leekes, Peter?
妥妥的搞定 我必须说 完全是人生的丰碑啊 Yes, I did. Something of a personal triumph, if I say so myself.
- 她是那个甜心三明治的那个? - 甜心三明治... - She of the Marmalade Sandwich fame? - Marmalade Sandwich...
真像啊 The very same.
艾丽卡·里克斯 翠西·本森 贝吉·索特 Erika Leekes, Tracy Benson, Becky Salt.
两个金发妞 夹着一个红发小魔女 Two blondes and a redhead in the middle.
- 甜心三明治 - 贝吉·索特 那身材啊 - The Marmalade Sandwich. - Becky Salt. Fucking hell.
不知道她们现在在做什么? Wonder what they're doing now.
干嘛不直接问她们呢? Why don't you ask them?
什么意思? What do you mean?
我说 坐在那边卡间里是两边金发 I mean, sitting at that table over there are two blondes...
中间红发 and a redhead in the middle.
真他妈见鬼 Shut the fuck up.
我猜左边是艾瑞卡·里奇斯 右边是崔西·本森 I'd say that's Erika Leekes on the left, Tracy Benson on the right,
剩下的 中间肯定是贝吉·索特 and by process of elimination, there's Becky Salt in the middle.
甜心三明治都成熟了啊 That's the Marmalade Sandwich all growed up.
感觉好怪啊 That is very spooky.
- 我们把她们叫过来啦 - 别啊 - We should get them over. - No.
不要破坏了过去的美好啊 Leave the past where it is.
看着你这张皱巴巴的臭脸就很扫兴了 It's bad enough having to look at your old, ugly mugs.
你这话说的 好像我们快入土的感觉 You make it sound like we're fucking ancient.
我们才没有变多少呢 We haven't changed that much.
- 当然啦 史蒂文身材是走样了一点 - 什么? - I mean, sure, Steve's let himself go a bit. - What?
皮特的发型还是那么挫 奥利弗那鬼记号还在 Pete's got the same haircut and Oliver has still got his mark of the devil.
- 奇怪 记号不见了 - 的确不见了 - No, he hasn't. - No, he hasn't.
有个东西叫做激光手术 加里 It's called laser surgery, Gary.
为了不被叫圈仔 这代价完全忽略不计 It's a small price to pay for not being called fucking 0-Man.
这手术也能除纹身 比如你身上的仁慈姐妹 That works for Sisters Of Mercy tattoos as well.
我可喜欢这纹身了 I still like the Sisters Of Mercy.
那好的吧 你就别想游泳了 Well, good job, or you'd never go swimming.
- 我不懂你说什么 - 少装傻 - Don't be. - I'm lost.
我代表我自己 很高兴再看到你们这群老家伙啊 Well, I for one, think it's nice to see the old faces again.
多谢啦 伙计 Cheers, mate.
不好意思? 这位置有人坐吗? Excuse me? This taken?
这位置有人坐吗? Is this seat taken?
拿去吧 伙计 Have it, mate.
谢啦 Thanks.
那不是... 尚恩·霍金 Wasn't that... Shane Hawkins.
- 话说 他不是... - 没错 是的 - Hey, didn't he... - Yes, he did.
等等 尚恩·霍金又怎么了? Hang on. What happened with Shane Hawkins again?
没事的话 我还是不说的好 I'd rather not bring it all up again, if that's okay.
伙计 皮特 听着 Hey, man. Listen, Pete.
把童年的阴影深埋在心里 Bottling up past trauma can lead to
会对未来的生活造成很大的影响 真的 inadequate coping strategies in later life, apparently.
我也不知道 倒不是为了过去的事情 I don't know, I mean, it's not even about the past, you know.
不是因为上学他欺负我 It's not about the fact that he bullied me,
他害我请假比出水痘请假还多 that he made me miss more school days than chicken pox.
也不是因为他强迫我 It's not even that he forced me...
整节课躲在厕所蹲坑间里 to spend entire lessons hiding in a toilet cubicle,
也不是因为他把我打得眼球移位 or that he punched me so hard he dislodged my eyeball.
也不是因为他毁了我的童年生活 And it's not even that he ruined a large portion of my childhood.
都不是 只是因为就刚刚 No, it's the fact that just then,
他竟然认不出我了 he didn't recognize me.
他直直地看着我 He looked straight through me...
就好像之前他完全没这么对我过一样 like it all meant nothing.
这听起来很奇怪 是吧? That probably sounds weird, doesn't it?
干了! Shots!
大 家 干 了 干杯 S-H-O-T-S. Shots.
你在干什么 加里? What are you doing, Gary?
我以为这很明显啊 喝酒啊 I thought it was obvious. Shots.
首先 皮特刚刚在说的事情 Firstly, Peter was talking about something
很明显让他觉得很不开心的 which clearly made him feel very u n comfortable.
- 没事 安迪 - 错了 皮特 怎么可能没事 - It's all right, Andy. - No, Peter, it's not all right.
其次 十二杯酒完全超量了 最后 Secondly, 12 pints is more than enough, and thirdly,
我戒酒了啊! I don't fucking drink!
但烈酒不算的 对吧? But shots don't count, do they?
你说 你想跟我们聊天叙旧 放松放松 You said you wanted to catch up and chew the fat.
我觉得你就是想喝酒 I think you just wanted to drink it.
我们连你的朋友都不是 We're not here as your friends.
我们变成你的酒友了啊 We're just your fucking enablers.
酒友 这词好喜感 不是吗? 酒友 Enablers. That's a funny word, isn't it? "Enabler."
加里·金及他的酒友们 Gary King And The Enablers.
这个做乐队的名字正好 史蒂文 记得记下来啊 That's a good name for a band, Steve. Write that down.
别跟加里一样 加里 Don't do a Gary, Gary.
- 哦 现在还有这说法了 啊? - 这说法一直都有 - Oh, is that a thing now, is it? - It's always been a thing.
你完全不用我们来灌你 You don't need us to help you get fucked up,
你自己一个人妥妥的可以把自己灌死 you've done a perfectly good job so far on your own.
我要去查查有没有回伦敦的公车 I'm gonna go and see if there's a bus back to London
有人要跟我一起回去吗 if anyone wants to come with me.
你不能走 You can't go.
这次很特别的 这可是我们的纪念日 This is special. This is our anniversary.
这不是什么纪念日 加里 It's not the anniversary, Gary.
上次我们是六月 现在十月了 We did this in June. It's October.
没错 但今年是纪念日那年 对吧? Yeah, but it's the anniversary of the year, isn't it?
每年都是纪念日的一年 Every year is the anniversary of a year!
如今不同往日了 加里 It's just not the same anymore, Gary,
不是这镇子变了 是我们变了 and it's not that the town's changed, we have changed.
好吧 但你也走不了了 因为公车最后一班刚刚开走 Yeah, well, you can't go, 'cause the buses are finished.
那我回家居旅馆了 你来吗? Then I'm gonna go back to the B&B. You coming?
早点睡对我来说也不错的 I could do with an early one actually.
我应该去出发找山姆了 I should probably go and find Sam.
是吧 我跟奥利弗一起去找山姆 Yeah, I'm gonna go and find Sam with Oliver.
那就这么定了 行吗? That's settled then, yeah?
你们知道我怎么想吗? 我觉得你们是在嫉妒我 You know what I think? I think you're jealous.
没错 你们是有房有车有老婆有工作 Yeah, you've got your houses and your cars and your wives and your job security.
但你们没有我的有的东西 But you don't have what I have.
自由 Freedom.
你们是生活的奴隶 You're all slaves...
而我是自己的主人 跟以前一样 and I'm free to do what I want any old time.
这就是你想要的吗? And this is what you want?
你好快点长大了 伙计 闯荡一下社会 You should grow up, mate. Join society.
是啊 但我妈妈刚去世 Yeah, but Mum died.
我们都恨遗憾 但现在是时候回家了 And we're all very sorry, but now it's time to go home.
我以为我们已经回家了 I thought we were home.
我都为他感到遗憾啊 I can't help feeling sorry for him.
混账 Don't.
哦! 操! 尿! 我操... Oh! Fuck! Piss!
当心 有人尿在地板上了 Careful, the floor's a bit pissy.
不是我干的 Wasn't me.
那砖倒是我干的 That was me.
90年的时候干的 Did that back in '90.
1990年的战绩 1990.
把这墙打的一个洞啊 Punched the shit out of the wall.
我不知道为什么 但那时候感觉很爽 I don't know why. Seemed important at the time.
你们看上去玩得很开心的样子 You guys look like you're having a good night, though.
我们正在进行豪饮马拉松 你要不一起来啊? I'm doing The Golden Mile tonight. You want to tag along?
我们可以组成六个火枪手的 We'll be like The Six Musketeers.
我说我们正在进行豪饮马拉松 I said we're doing The Golden Mile.
你用不用这么酷啊 啊? You think you're so cool, don't you?
啊? Huh?
但我们更酷 But we were cooler.
我们罩着这镇子的 We owned this town.
我们给你们铺了路 留了线索 We paved the way for you lot. Blazed a trail.
嘿! 跟你说话呢 看着我! Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!
- 请别这样 - 别这么样? - Please don't. - Don't what?
最好别这么做 You don't want to do that.
是吗? Don't I?
什么? What?
你现在给我好好解释一下! You need to explain this right now!
安迪 这小子刚刚打我了 Andy, this kid just attacked me.
你少给我转移话题! Don't you dare change the subject!
他按着我的头撞玻璃 He smashed my head in the mirror.
你知道我刚刚跟谁通话了吗? 你妈! You know who I just spoke to? Your mum!
不是地狱打来的 是从博纳矛斯 And not from the afterlife. From fucking Bournemouth.
是真的吗? Is that real?
她说 她已经八个月没跟你说过话了 She says she hasn't spoken to you for eight months.
- 安迪... - 他的头就这么掉下来了! - Andy... - His head just came off!
想都别想 加里 你这次不可能糊弄过关了 No, Gary, you are not gonna wriggle out of it this time.
达不溜替弗 WTF!
这坑有人占了 There's someone in here.
安迪 你看到... Andy, did you see...
达不溜替弗 加里 WTF, Gary.
达不溜替弗 WTF.
达不溜替弗是什么意思啊? What the fuck does "WTF" mean?
- 什么意思的意思 - 哦 懂了 - What the fuck? - Oh, yeah.
这是开玩笑的吧 是吧? This can't be happening. Can it?
你说呢 伙计 You said it, mate.
难以置信啊 I can't believe it.
懂的 伙计 I know, mate.
我不敢相信 你骗我们你妈妈的事情! I can't believe you lied about your mum!
那无伤大雅! That was a white lie!
- 怎么无伤大雅啊? - 她不是没死吗 不是吗? - How is that a white lie? - She's not dead, is she?
等等 等等! 你去哪里? Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going?
- 去找帮手啊 - 别 先别声张! - To get help. - No, don't do that!
- 什么 别去找帮手? - 我们还不知道是什么情况呢 - What, don't get help? - We don't know how far this goes.
- 等等 你打给谁呢? - 维尼萨 - Wait, who are you calling? - Vanessa.
- 谁是维尼萨? - 我老婆 - Who's Vanessa? - My wife.
- 为什么你要打给你老婆? - 因为她是我老婆 - Why are you calling your wife? - Because she's my wife.
你刚刚说 我们不知道是什么情况 You just said we don't know how far this goes.
- 我只是想说酒吧的事情 Iwas just thinking about the pub.
你觉得是酒吧活动啊 There's a surprise.
我打不通 I can't get through.
你能打通山姆吗? Can you get through to Sam?
我信号满格 但我也打不通 I've got full bars and I'm not getting through.
不好意思 您的电话现在无法接通 I'm sorry, your call cannot be connected at this time.
肯定是网络的问题 Must be the network.
该死的 Holy shit.
这一切都是有联系的 This is all connected.
这就解释了 为什么所有事情都变样了 This explains why everything's gone fuck up.
因为每个人都被这种东西调包了 Everybody's been replaced by one of these.
所以他们都不认识我们 That's why no one recognized us,
比如巴希尔 戴维 雷蒙多 Basil, Dave, Raymondo.
- 我早就觉得奇怪了 - 还有尚恩·霍金 - I thought it was weird. - Shane Hawkins.
对的 Exactly.
不是我们变了 是这镇子变了 It's not us that's changed, it's the town.
我没说错 对吧 安迪? I'm right, aren't I, Andy?
- 安迪 我说的对吧? - 你从来没错过 - Andy, aren't I right? - You're never wrong.
的确 不管发生了什么 我们不能总躲在厕所里 No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever.
过去五分钟里 这厕所进了十个人 Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes
还没有一个人出这厕所门 and not a single one has come back out again.
这情况很容易让人怀疑的 That's going to look suspicious.
搞基 Gay loving.
这比五具残尸还糟糕 And that's worse than five dismembered bodies?
这里可是纽顿海文 This is Newton Haven.
看上去怎么样? How's it looking?
正常 Normal.
很正常 Very normal.
我不喜欢这气氛 I don't like it.
我们怎么办? What do we do?
先把酒喝了呗 Let's finish our drinks.
要我说 我们一口干 然后速度的离开这里 I say we neck these and get the fuck out of here.
- 去伦敦? - 去忠仆 - To London? - To The Trusty Servant.
- 你搞笑吧? - 哦 我错了 - Are you fucking kidding? - Oh, yeah.
下场是去好伙伴 我总是把这两个搞混 It's The Good Companions next. I always mix those two up.
你提议我们去下个酒吧? Are you saying we move on to the next pub?
我们应该开上野兽 然后直奔伦敦 We should get in The Beast and head back to London!
- 我刹车灯坏了 - 那就别刹车啊! - My brake light is broken. - So don't use the brakes!
- 我早就醉酒了 - 你之前醉酒不也照开的吗? - I'm way over the limit. - When has that ever stopped you?
我不想再让皮特的驾照扣分了 I don't want to put any more points on Pete's license.
安迪能开 他滴酒未沾! Andy can drive, he's teetotal!
那就这么定了 That's settles it then.
我们最不希望的 就是被警察拦住 The last thing we need to do is get pulled over by the police.
首先 我们都喝酒了 A, we're all drunk,
其次 他们可能被调包 最后 我们手上都是血 B, they might be in on it and, C, we've got blood on our hands.
- 更像是墨水 - 我们手上都是墨水 - It's more like ink. - We've got ink on our hands.
那么 看起来还没造成什么乱子嘛? So, has it got messy yet?
什么? What?
怎么样 逛了五家了? What are you, five pubs in?
四家 Four.
哦 还没过一半啊 接下去乐子好多着呢 Oh, not even halfway. Plenty more fun to be had.
玩的开心啊 皮特 Enjoy your night, Peter.
多谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
不好意思 Sorry.
我觉得 我们跟所有人都说过了我们在豪饮马拉松 The way I see it, we've told everybody we were doing The Golden Mile.
只有你说了 You did.
如果我们突然跳上野兽 回头走人的话 If we suddenly jump in The Beast now and head for the hills,
他们就知道 我们知道了 they're gonna know that we know,
但是如果我们继续按照预定计划的话 but if we keep doing what we're doing and going where we're going,
他们就不会知道了 then they're not gonna know.
- 知道什么? - 我们知道的事情 - Know what? - That we know.
我建议 我们把事情办完 然后明早安静地离开 I suggest we finish what we started and leave quietly in the morning.
等等 那你是建议... Wait. You're really suggesting...
我们继续完成豪饮马拉松 We finish The Golden Mile.
跟他说就是对牛弹琴 It's pointless arguing with him.
干了这杯 我们走人 Drink up. Let's Boo-Boo.
我们只是五个朋友 We're just five friends
晚上出来逛逛 找些乐子 on a night out, having a good time.
喝酒 Drinking.
- 啤酒 - 酒吧 - Beer. - Pubs.
下一家? Shall we?
喝这么多 我觉得有点不舒服 I feel a little uncomfortable drinking this much.
酒壮怂人胆 不是吗? It's like Dutch courage, isn't it?
以前的英国士兵 You know, when the English soldiers...
经常杀敌之前喝荷兰的金酒 used to drink Dutch gin before battle
这会给他们非凡的勇气 to give them super strength.
我觉得 那是为了削弱害怕的负面影响 You know, I thought thatwasto numb the sense of impending doom.
完全正确 Exactly.
我们就是五个好朋友 晚上出来逛逛 找些乐子 We're just five friends on a night out, having a good time.
我要去厕所 I need the toilet.
去吧 应该的 Go on then. You've earned it.
你进步很多啊 奥利弗 You're doing really good, Oliver.
上次他可没这么持久 我为他骄傲 He didn't make it this far last time. I'm proud of him.
你很享受现在 是吗? You're enjoying this, aren't you?
是啊 五个伙计大晚上一起出来 找乐子 Yeah, five guys on a night out, having a great time.
假装在找乐子 Pretending to have a great time.
你是在装吗? Are you pretending?
如果我们活着出去 我就把你干掉 If we get out of here alive, I'm going to kill you.
别人还蒙在鼓里呢 加里 We're still in the dark, Gary.
是啊 我们的家人可能都受到威胁了 Yeah, our families could be in danger for all we know.
我知道 我老妈可能要死了 I know, my mum could be dead.
这次是真的 For reals this time.
嘿 为什么我们不问问其他人呢? Hey, why don't we just ask somebody?
谁啊? Who?
就问绿圣人 The Reverend Green.
- 跟上 - 等等 - Come on. - Wait.
你要去干嘛? What the fuck are you doing?
我过去跟绿圣人私下聊聊 I'm going to go and have a little chat with The Reverend Green.
你是要去买毒品吗? You're going to buy drugs?
我就过去旁敲侧击地打探一下 I am going to go over there and subtly check...
他是不是绿圣人 if that is The Reverend Green
如果是的话 我就能问他怎么回事了 and if it is, I can ask him what's going on,
也许顺便买点毒品 and possibly buy some drugs.
但如果他也是其中一员吗? But what if he's one of them?
不可能 我和圣人谈起买大麻的时候 No, me and had a highly code The Reverend sophisticated
有个很复杂的暗号 when discussing the purchase of herbal narcotics.
如果他不懂的话 If he doesn't understand me,
那就说明他是其中一员 it means he's one of them...
那我就走开好了 and I will simplywalk away.
还有大麻吗? Have you got any drugs?
早就不干了 加里 I don't do that anymore, Gary.
- 做什么? - 这暗号 - Do what? - That.
所以你穿西装打领带了 是吗? That why you're in a suit, is it?
因为贩毒不能满足你了吗? 'Cause drug dealing is not good enough for you?
这里没人贩毒了 加里 There are no drug dealers anymore, Gary.
我现在在固定地点 上固定的班 I've got a proper job in a proper office.
- 你还有固定地点上班 - 那可是男洗手间 - You had a proper office. - That was the gents' toilets.
你以前本来就在洗手间干营生 Nothing wrong with doing your business in the toilet.
- 听着 你走了之后 很多事情都改变了 - 我知道 - Look, a lot has changed since you have left. - I know.
- 你知道多少? - 就一点 - How much do you know? - A little.
一点是多少? How much is a little?
镇子被一群蓝墨水机器人给占领了 The town has been taken over by robots full of blue stuff.
嘘 小声点 Shh. Keep your voice down.
你知道自己在说什么吗 You don't even know what you're talking about.
- 那告诉我们 - 他们不是机器人 - Tell us then. - Well, they're not robots.
你知道机器人是什么吗? Do you even know what robot means?
我当然知道啦 Course I do.
像这样" It's like,
“你好 我是个机器人” "Hello, I am a robot."
是奴隶的意思 而且相信我 It means "slave" and believe me,
他们不是什么奴隶 they are not slaves.
- 你变成他们的囚犯了? - 没有 我很开心 - Are you their prisoner? - No, I am very happy.
说谎注意表情啊 Tell your face.
怎么样了? What's going on?
这个小镇被自称不是机器人的机器人占领了 The town's been invaded by robots who aren't robots
- 他是他们的囚犯 - 我不是 - and The Rev's their prisoner. - I am not.
我们马上就走了 我们能帮你逃出去 We're leaving first thing. We can get you out of here.
我不会走的 I'm not going.
这里也不是你们想的那样 这对我们大家都好 It's not what you think. This is for all our benefit.
你说太多了 特拉沃尔 You've said too much, Trevor.
对 该停了 特拉沃尔 Yeah, put a cork in it, Trevor.
- 我只是想帮忙 - 这里不该由你来帮忙 - I'm just trying to help. - It's not your place to help.
他们最后会知道一切的 They will have everything in hand.
你们是机器人吗? Are you guys robots?
机器人这个词实际上起源于一个古老的捷克词语... Well, the word robot actually comes from an old Czech word...
- 机器... - 意思是奴隶 - robotnik... - meaning slave.
- 我们不是奴隶 - 我们过得非常非常开心 - And we are not slaves. - We are very, very happy.
所以我们不是机器人 And not robots.
天啊 这些人是机器人吗? Oh, my God, are these guys robots?
别再谈机器人了! Shut up about robots!
我说我们什么都别再谈了! I say we shut up about everything!
特拉沃尔 Trevor.
是你的监督人 It's your supervisor.
- 你好 特拉沃尔 - 你好 先生 - Hello, Trevor. - Hello, sir.
但... But...
我明白 I understand.
太感谢你们了 Thanks a bunch.
我错过了什么? What did I miss?
你的朋友们想帮忙 Your friends trying to help.
我们不需要你们的帮忙 We don't need your help.
那我们该做什么? Well, what should we do?
我建议你们该干什么就干什么 Isuggest you get on your way.
我觉得我们应该听他的 I thinkwe should do what he says.
好吧 Okay.
双头狗
我们走吧 Here we go.
- 来吧! - 加里 - Come on! - Gary.
加里! Gary!
我们进去就马上出来 怎样? Let's just get in and out of this one, yeah?
不要再交新朋友了 No more making new friends.
先生们! Gentlemen!
浪子回归了! The prodigal sons return!
要点什么呢 不如来点啤酒? What will it be, one of our guest ales perchance?
我推荐来五杯至高荣耀啤酒 如何? Might I recommend five pints of Crowning Glory?
非常合适 你觉得呢 加里? Rather fitting, wouldn't you say, Gary?
什么? 抱歉 什么? What? Sorry. What?
精心酿造 口感跳脱 令人迷醉 泡沫丰富 It's a delightful brew. Hoppy, nutty, foamy.
喝完是不是还会在舌尖留下水果的味道? Does it have a fruity note that the lingers on the tongue?
您一看就是个行家 You're obviously a connoisseur.
那您肯定知道能喝到这种啤酒很难得 Then you'll already know that it's a rare treat
仅供流氓、传教士、皇室成员和其他好人 for rogues, reverends, royalty and all good folks between.
那就来五杯 Five of those, please.
欢迎回家 孩子们 Welcome home, boys.
我都不记得他会这么友好 I don't remember him being that friendly.
他显然是他们中的一员 He's obviously one of them.
他怎么可能? 他记得我 How can he be? He remembered me.
我们不知道他们记得什么 We don't know what they remember.
可能他们有选择性记忆 Maybe they have selective memories.
没错 就像 他的名字是什么? 我 Yeah, like what's his name? Me.
可能他是其他人中的一员 像老圣人 Maybe he's one of the others. Like The Reverend.
这很难分辨 对吧? It is very hard to tell, isn't it?
对 我是说 他是他们中的一个还是他们中的一个? Yeah, I mean, is he one of them or is he one of them?
等等 等等 他们是哪个他们? Wait, wait, which ones are the thems again?
有两个他们 对吧? Well, they're both thems, aren't they?
有两种方法来说 But there's two ways of saying it.
他是他们中的一个还是他们中的一个? Is he one of them or is he one of them?
我们要用不同的名称 We need different terms.
一个指代不是机器人的人 One for the people who aren't robots...
还有一个指代自称不是机器人的机器人 and one for the robots who aren't robots.
好吧 All right,
我们得能区分他们 we need to be able to differentiate between them,
他们和我们 them and us.
对 我觉得代词真的很难区分 Yeah, I think the pronouns are really confusing.
对 我甚至都不知道代词是什么意思 Yes. I don't even know what a pronoun is.
代词自身能起到名词的作用 It's a word that can function by itself as a noun
但在语境中指代其他东西 which refers to something else in the discourse.
- 我没听懂它 - 你刚刚就用了一个 - I don't get it. - You just used one.
- 是吗? - 用了 "它"就是个代词 - Did I? - Yeah. "It" is a pronoun.
- 哪个词? - 它 - What is? - It.
- 是它? - 神啊 - Is it? - Christ.
听着 我们只是要找他妈的一个词而已 Look, we just need a fucking word...
只要分辨谁是谁就行了 so we can identify who's who.
他是空壳 她是空壳 He's a blank, she's a blank,
那两个人肯定也是空壳 those two people are definitely blanks.
山姆 Sam.
我来 史蒂文 I got this, Steve.
- 你好吗 山姆? - 神经病 - All right, Sam? - Oh, crumbs.
今晚过得怎么样? How's your night going?
挺好的 基本还不错 Good. Sort of.
"基本"是什么意思? What do you mean "sort of"?
真奇怪 不是吗? Well, it's weird, isn't it?
你回来后发现一切都没变 You come back and everything's the same,
都又有点不同 but sort of different.
怎么不同了? Different how?
就是很奇怪 Just weird.
怎么奇怪了? How weird?
你想知道什么 加里? What are you getting at, Gary?
跟我来 Come with me.
残疾人洗手间
去你妹的 加里 我没给你什么暗示 Fuck's sake, Gary, take a hint.
没关系 我不是要和你做爱 It's all right, I'm not trying to have sex with you.
那我们为什么跑到残疾人洗手间里? Why are we in the disabled toilets then?
现在我要告诉你一些事 There's something I need to tell you right now,
除非你确实想做爱 unless you do want to have sex,
那样的话 我们先做爱我再告诉你 in which case I'll tell you afterwards.
现在就告诉我吧 Tell me right now.
你有没有发现那对双胞胎有些惊悚的地方 Have you noticed anything creepy about The Twins
除了她们是双胞胎这个事实之外? apart from the fact that they're twins?
她们是双胞胎不意味着她们很惊悚 Just because they're twins doesn't automatically make them creepy.
- 不 确实会有点惊悚 - 你和她们上床了 - It does a little bit. - You had sex with them.
第一 我没有 第二 你怎么知道的? A, I did not, and, B, how did you know about that?
第一 这个镇子很小 第二 我不蠢 第三 她们告诉我的 A, it's a small town, B, I'm not stupid and, C, they told me.
好吧 我们确实睡过一次 但我快累死了 Right. Well, I did once, but I was wasted,
令人惊悚的就是那时好像有四个人在干我一样 which was creepy because it was like there was four of them.
我一点都不骄傲 事实上我确实有点骄傲 I am not proud of it. I am a bit.
- 这就是你想告诉我的? - 不 这是... - Is this what you wanted to tell me? - No, this is...
- 你还好吗 山姆? - 你还好吧 山姆? - Are you okay, Sam? - Are you okay, Sam?
我想抽根烟 I need a cigarette.
- 机器鬼? - 机器假人怎么样? - Nobots? - How about Fauxbots?
我觉得我们应该彻底撇开这些机器人的问题 Ithinkwe should getaway from the whole robots thing.
史蒂文? Steven?
他去干什么? What's he up to?
别担心 他可能是想去上奥利弗的妹妹 Oh, don't worry, he's probably just trying to fuck Oliver's sister.
安迪 Andy.
天啊 那个人就是个渣 Oh, my God, that man is full of shit.
我知道这不会让你们惊讶 I know that's not a surprise to you.
- 他说什么了 山姆? - 他说什么了 山姆? - What did he say, Sam? - What did he say, Sam?
他说牛顿·海文被机器人占领了 He said that Newton Haven has been taken over by robots...
都是蓝色的东西 full of blue stuff...
如果我们不按照他们说的做 and if we don't do what they say,
他们就会把我们变成奴隶 they will make us their prisoners.
- 你相信他吗? - 你相信他吗? - Did you believe him? - Did you believe him?
不信 当然不信 No, of course not.
- 你相信他吗? - 你相信他吗? - Did you believe him? - Did you believe him?
什么? What?
- 看到了吗? - 别信他 山姆 - See? - Come on, Sam.
你不会蠢到去相信加里·金的 You know betterthan to believe Gary King.
神经病 Oh, crumbs.
山姆! Sam!
天啊! 你们这两个疯婆娘 放手! God! You creepy bitches, get off!
给我根烟 Chuck us a ciggie.
哦 Oh.
加里 发生了什么? Gary, what's happening?
- 我在残疾人厕所告诉过你了 - 哦 对 你说过 - I told you in the disableds. - Oh, yes, you did.
我们进去吧 嗯? We should get inside, eh?
不然就会有人来问他妈的出什么事了 Otherwise people are going to ask what the hell's going on.
他妈的出什么事了? What the hell's going on?
- 史蒂文 我发现了 - 发现什么了? - Steve, I got this. - Got what?
山姆 他配不上你 Sam, he's not good enough for you.
- 什么? - 什么? - What? - What?
我们今晚经历了很多疯狂的事 We've been through some crazy shit tonight
这让我明白了一些事 and it's really put things in perspective for me,
如果一切都像看上去那样神经 and if everything is as fucked up as it seems,
那么我要告诉你一些事 then there's something I need to tell you.
你可能会认为是因为我喝了七杯酒的关系 You might think this is because I've had seven pints,
但不是的 but it's not.
不是的 It's not.
我爱你 山姆 I'm in love with you, Sam.
我一直都爱你 I always have been,
我很伤心 and it breaks my heart
看到你把情感浪费在他妈的加里·金上 to see you waste your affections on Gary fucking King.
- 嘿 那么说有点难听 - 哦 不 你搞错了 - Hey, that's a bit harsh. - Oh, no, you've got it all wrong.
- 没发生什么... - 让我坦白告诉你 - There's nothing between... - And while I'm being honest,
把所有都摊开来说 just to lay it all out there,
我正在和一个健身教练谈恋爱 I am currently seeing a fitness instructor.
她26岁 She's 26 years old,
但如果我有一次机会能和你在一起 but I would drop her in a heartbeat if it meant
我立马就会甩了她 that I had one last chance with you.
史蒂文 我和加里·金之间没有什么事 Steven, there's nothing between me and Gary King.
他妈的 Oh, fuck.
不好意思 Sorry.
嘿! 把你的脚从她身上拿开! Hey! Get your feet off her!
把头拧掉! 就像拧开阿司匹林药瓶一样把她的头拧掉 Pop its head off! Pop its head off like an aspirin bottle.
蓝血人? Blue-bloods?
过去3分钟我们的提议都不如 Nothing suggested in the last three minutes
碎碎蛋头博士来得好 has been better than Smashy-Smashy Egg Men.
- 都比不上 - 他妈的到底怎么回事? - Nothing. - What the hell's going on?
你们想好怎么叫那些自称不是机器人的机器人了吗? Did you guys think of a name for the robots who aren't robots?
我想我们就叫空壳人了 I'm afraid we've drawn a blank.
那我们刚刚就在花园里和两个空白人大干了一场 Well, we just had a barney with two blanks in the beer garden.
- 我们现在就走吧! - 同意 - We have to leave now! - Agreed.
我们出发去美人鱼 Let's hit The Mermaid.
- 等等 什么? - 第八家啊 - Wait, what? - Number eight.
"第八家"? "Number eight"?
- 他妈的 - 安迪 怎么回事? - Oh, fuck. - Andy, what's happening?
加里认为我们应该继续按计划行动 Gary thinks we should keep on with the crawl...
因为他们知道我们要做什么 because they know what we're doing,
但他们不知道我们知道他们要做什么 but they don't know that we know what they're doing.
而且主要别人也没更好的主意 And basically no one else has a better idea,
所以他妈的就这样了 so fuck it.
什么? What?
等等! Wait!
伙计们! 伙计们! 我有一个更好的主意 Guys! Guys! I've got a better idea.
我的车就停在附近 I'm parked right round here somewhere.
把车开过来 我们就马上走! 史蒂文 告诉他们! Haul it. Just go! Steven, tell them!
加里说如果我们现在打算离开 他们就会抓到我们 Gary said they'll get us if we try and leave now.
现在说离开已经太晚了 来吧 We're way past leaving now. Come on.
美人鱼
没错 就该这样 Oh, yeah.
孩子们就想要这样的 This is what the kids want.
有点疯狂 不是吗? This is a bit mad, isn't it?
这才是完美 我们可以躲在这里 我去拿点酒 This is perfect. We can hide out in here. I'll get the drinks in.
好计划 圈仔 Good plan, 0-Man.
小心空壳人 Keep an eye out for blanks.
你终于领会了 You've got it.
- 你之前为什么不说? - 说什么? - Why didn't you say anything? - About what?
你在花园里说的那些 About what you said in the garden.
我一直想说 I always wanted to.
但总觉得没有合适的时机 It just never seemed like the right moment.
总有别的事要做 Something always got in the way.
给 喝了这些吧 Here you go, get these down you.
谢了 Thanks.
史蒂文? Steven?
求求你! 我还有好多事没做呢! Please! I have so much to live for!
- 是我 你个笨蛋 - 巴希尔! - It's me, you numpty. - Basil!
我就知道 看到你们的脸就意味着麻烦来了 I knew seeing your faces again would spell trouble.
等等 我怎么知道你是不是真正的你? Wait. How do I know it's really you?
因为我是唯一 Because I'm the only one...
要告诉你牛顿·海文真相的人 who's going to tell you the truth about Newton Haven.
现在 你还记得1990年6月22号傍晚发生的事吗? Now, do you recall the events of the evening of June the 22nd, 1990?
不记得了 但我认识一个人 他记得 No, but I know a man who does.
给 Here you go.
有我们认识的人吗? See anyone we know?
- 甜心三明治 - 甜心三明治 - The Marmalade Sandwich. - The Marmalade Sandwich.
她们还像过去一样美 They look good.
- 是灯光的效果 - 是酒的效果 - It's the lights. - It's the drink.
谁管它是什么的效果? Who cares what it is?
史蒂文? Steven?
他们就是那晚来的 That was the night they arrived.
记得那颗流星吗? 那就是他们 Remember the shooting star? That was them.
一开始什么事都没有 Nothing happened at first.
他们在准备 躲在地下 准备着 They were getting ready, burrowing in underground, preparing.
不久以后 人们就开始转变了 Not long after you lot left, people started to change.
一开始只有一两个 之后越来越多 Just one or two at first, then more.
他们替换了有影响力的大人物 They replaced people of influence,
占领了大学 taking over the institutions,
重建 remaking,
重塑 remodeling,
重组 refurbishing.
他们尽一切可能 让我们成为他们 Doing everything they could to make us join them.
我找不到史蒂文了 I can't find Steven.
其他人在哪里? Where are the others?
他们在调情 They're blending in.
神经病 Oh, crumbs.
替代品不是恶魔 完全不是 It's not like the replacements were evil, far from it.
人们变得更友好 这就是他们做的 People got a lot friendlier. That's how they do it.
这不是占领 是融合 It's not an invasion, it's a merger.
他们不想除掉我们 根本不想 They don't want to get rid of us, not if they can help it.
他们只是想让我们变得更像他们 They just want to make us more like them.
改变我们思考的方式 Change the way we think.
把我们和其他人都带到一条生产线上 Bring us into line with all the ot he rs.
成为他们链条的一环 Become another linkin their chain.
这一切都很好 除非你拒绝 Which is fine, unless you say no.
然后你就会被替换掉 That's when you get replaced.
一旦他们拿到你的基因 你就完了 Once they get your DNA, they've got you.
他们怎么拿? How do they do that?
用他们想用的任何方式 Any way they like.
血检 Blood tests,
打针护士 the nit nurse,
汗液 sweat,
亲吻 kissing,
杯缘的唾液 saliva on the rim of a glass.
不然我为什么要用这么奇怪的吸管喝酒? Why do you think I drink with this crazy straw?
现在看上去不那么奇怪了吧? Not so crazy now, is it?
如果你反对他们 If you're not on their side,
他们就会创造一个同意他们的你 they'll create a version that is.
他们可以复制一模一样的你 They can bring you back exactly the same...
甚至创造更年轻的你 or even make you young again.
那看上去很像你 甚至还有你的记忆 It looks like you, it even has your memories,
但事实上那只是传播他们信息的管道 but really it's just a vessel to spread their message.
信任 Trust,
爱 love,
尊敬 respect,
欲望 desire.
都以进化的名义被取代了 Replaced in the name of progress.
那么 那些被替代的人怎么样了? So, what happens to the people who get replaced?
废容器? 别问我他们怎么样了 The empties? Don't ask me what happens to them.
为什么 废容器怎么样了? Why, what happens to the empties?
我告诉过你不要问我! I told you not to ask me that!
快走! 快离开这里 否则就太晚了! Go! Get out, before it's too late!
- 巴希尔? - 我说过快走! - Basil? - I said go!
这太不好了 This just can't be good.
山姆 你高二高三的时候喜欢的男孩子是谁? 阿德里安? Sam, who was the boy that you liked in sixth form? Adrian?
阿德里安·基恩 怎么了? Adrian Keane. Why?
他在那里 He's over there.
嘿 山姆 过得怎么样? Hey, Sam. How's life?
- 山姆 我们得离开这里! - 我们得离开这里! - Sam, we have to get out of here! - We have to get out of here!
- 其他人在哪里? - 他们在调情 - Where are the others? - They're blending in.
他妈的! Oh, fuck!
- 加里! - 不要 再来一首歌 - Gary! - No, just one more song.
加里 她是空白人! Gary, she's a blank!
别这么歧视 Don't be so judgmental.
他妈的... Oh, for fuck...
学校联谊会
好吧 走吧 Oh, yeah. Come on.
还是到手了 够了就是够了 Still got it. Enough's enough.
我们快走 Let's go.
哇 哇 哇 等等 等等 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. Hold up.
你们要去哪? Where are you all going?
- 我们要走了 - 真的? 怎么回事? - We're leaving. - Really? What happened?
- 阿德里安·基恩在酒吧里 - 蠢货 - Adrian Keane was in that bar. - Prick.
我还以为你喜欢阿德里安·基恩 I thought you liked Adrian Keane.
- 阿德里安·基恩已经死了 - 天啊 - Adrian Keane is dead. - Oh, God.
八年前在意大利 阿德里安·基恩死于一场摩托车事故 Adrian Keane died in a motorbike accident in Italy eight years ago.
- 是吗? - 他们肯定拿到了他的基因 - Did he? - They must have had his DNA on file.
然后才能复制一个他 That's how they were able to replicate him.
他们知道怎么抓到我们 老兄 他们知道一切 They know how to get to us, man. They know everything.
- 他们不知道阿德里安死了 - 他们知道的足够诱惑我们了 - They didn't know Adrian was dead. - They knew enough to tempt us.
他们知道这三个家伙看到穿着校服的姑娘就无法自拔 They knew these three would fall fora bunch of girls in school uniform.
嘿 谁不会呢?我说的对吧? Hey, who wouldn't? Am I right?
他妈的还真对 Fuck, yeah.
我们得离开这个镇子 We've gotta get out of town,
我们得在事情恶化之前离开这里 we've gotta get beyond it before it's too late.
- 谁告诉你这些的? - 巴希尔 - Where are you getting all this from? - Basil.
疯子巴希尔? 说百慕大四角洲和水下纳粹的? Mad Basil? He of the Bermuda Rhombus and the Aqua Nazis?
又一个很好的乐队名字 史蒂文 Another good name for the band, Steve.
你就把我们的生命赌在那个疯老头身上? You're putting our lives in the hands of a crazy old man?
- 他没有疯! - 或许他没疯 - He's not crazy! - No, maybe he's not.
或许他就是个空壳人 想引诱我们走到镇子边缘的 Or maybe he's a blank trying to lure us to the edge of town,
黑色乡间小路上 然后他们就会把我们干掉 onto those dark country roads where they can deal with us.
没错 我们可能最后会死在稻田里 Yeah, we could end up dead in a field.
我讨厌稻田 I hate fields.
没错 我也是这么想的 Yes. My thoughts precisely.
史蒂文说的对 我们应该离开 Steven's right. We should go.
不 我们要去蜂巢 No, we're going to The Beehive.
加里的计划仍然是现在的最佳计划 Gary's plan is still the best we have.
等一下 Wait a minute.
九零款奥利弗在今晚此时退役 The 1990-model Oliver was out of commission by this point in the evening.
你在说什么? What are you saying?
我喜欢新的你 I like the new you.
走吧 Come on.
这样做是不对的 This is a mistake, isn't it?
- 快点! - 跟我走 - Hold up! - Just stick with me.
安迪 来啊! Andy, come on!
到啦 第九个酒吧 Here we go. Pub number nine.
太他妈对了! Fuck yes!
这就是目标 目标! 皮特! 追求目标吧 That's the spirit, Pete! Spirits! We should do chasers.
你真令人刮目相看 Who is this guy?
来吧 安迪! 少了你就没法开始了 Come on. Andy! It can't start without you.
你说什么? You what?
我们没你可不行 We can't start without you.
好 现在轮到谁了? Now then. Whose round is it?
我来 It's mine.
谢菲尔德先生! 是谢菲尔德老师? Mr. Shepherd! Is it Mr. Shepherd?
你们几个小鬼来一起坐吧? Why don't you kids join me?
一起喝一杯 You look like you could do with a drink.
现在 Now,
来谈谈你们的未来 怎么样? let's have a little chat about your future, shall we, hmm?
- 谢菲尔德老师? - 拜托 - Mr. Shepherd? - Please,
叫我哥们 call me Guy.
好吧 All right.
哥们... Guy...
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
你是机器人吗? Are you a robot?
谁知道机器人语出何处? Does anyone know what robot means?
- 我知道! - 请说 加里 - Yeah. I do! - Yes, Gary.
意思就是"奴隶" It means "slave."
很好 加里 Oh, very good, Gary.
那你是机器人吗? Are you a robot, sir?
不 皮特 我当然不是 No, Peter, of course I'm not a robot.
- 先生? - 请说 史蒂文 - Sir? - Yes, Steven.
但你站在他们那边的 对吗? But you're on their side, though?
无关站在哪边 史蒂文 This is not about sides, Steven.
这与外在无关 It's not about shirts versus skins.
这关乎精诚合作 It's about working together as one team.
我知道有点奇怪 还有点吓人 I know it may seem a bit weird and a little bit scary,
当请相信我 完全不是这样的 but please believe me, it's quite the opposite.
他们是来帮助我们的 They're here to help.
纠正我们 让我们准备好加入大家庭 To straighten us out. To prepare us for the big league.
他们能看到我们的潜力 They've seen something in us, a potential.
在那上面还有个庞大的社会 There's a vast community of worlds up there,
一起生活 living together,
和平 peacefully,
合作 cooperatively.
知道吗? 他们想让我们加入 And guess what? They want us along for the ride.
很不错吧 兄弟们? Pretty cool, eh, gang?
那么 他们不会伤害我们? So, they're not here to harm us?
怎么会呢 圈仔 吧 Far from it, 0-Man. No,
他们是来提供帮助的 they're here to help.
我可没说他们惧怕暴力 I'm not saying they're afraid to get tough.
过去我可被你们折腾的够呛 I certainly had to get tough with you in my day.
难道你们中没有一个人对我表示感谢吗? And what one amongst you wouldn't thank me for it? Hmm?
请表示尊敬 In some respects,
他们其实更像教师 they're a lot like teachers.
严格 Stern,
没错 yes.
有些可怕 A little frightening.
但都是为了我们好 But it's all for our betterment.
那么 So,
你怎么说… what do you say...
我们一起换个地方体面地谈谈这事儿? we all go somewhere and talk about this properly?
这么谈不体面吗? That wasn't properly?
嗯 我看很显然 Well, I think it's pretty clear,
伙计们 谢菲尔德老师是想告诉我们... guys, what Mr. Shepherd is trying to say is that...
安迪! Andy!
你干什么? What the fuck?
是啊 安迪 Yes, Andy.
你干什么? What the fuck?
干什么？ WTF?
人类 Humans,
你们让我们别无选择 you leave us no recourse.
如果你们不肯自愿加入我们 If you will not join us willingly,
我们只能采取别的方式让你们就范 we will be forced to use other means of persuasion.
现在 请... Now, please...
我他妈恨死这里啦! I fucking hate this town!
哦 哦! Oh, oh!
- 哦 哥们 你真重 - 不好意思 - Oh, crumbs, you're heavy. - Sorry.
该死的! Moth e rfu c ke r!
安迪! Andy!
强扭瓜 哥们! Twist the melon, man!
棒! Yeah!
山姆 Sam,
你难道连家人都不信任了吗 this is no way for a family to behave.
山姆 我对你很失望 Sam, I'm disappointed in you.
圈仔! 0-Man!
好了 安迪 Okay, Andy.
扯碎它 Break it up.
完全没必要这样 It doesn't have to be like this.
其实可以很简单的 It could be so much simpler,
完全没有痛苦的 so completely painless.
你们只需要看着那光 If only you'd see the light.
是的 Yes.
完全无需挣扎 See, it's not about conflict,
只是聚合而已 it's about togetherness.
好吧 再来一波 怎么样? Yes. Let's try this again, shall we?
在来一轮吧? How about another round?
不了 Nah,
这的酒已经喝了 we're done here.
好吧 Yes, Gary,
加里 那试试这个 that appears to be the case.
烟屋! The Smokehouse!
- 什么? - 快走! - What? - Just do it!
快点! Come on!
这边! This way!
人类 这是最后通牒 Humans, this is your final warning.
若仍不服从 会导致... Failure to comply will result in your...
人类 立即服从 否则将承担一切后果 Humans, obey now, or face the consequences.
快走! Let's go!
该死 Shit.
哦 看 那是我的车! Oh, look, there's my car!
顺着排水管下去 Let's climb down the drainpipe.
我有更好的办法 I've got a better idea.
还是爬水管吧 Climb down the drainpipe.
好了 快走 Okay, just go.
等等 他们呢? Wait. What about the others?
有我呢 交给我了 Leave 'em with me, okay? I got this.
- 你行吗? - 当然 我绝对靠得住 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I always land on my feet.
让我很难相信 加里 I don't know if that's true, Gary.
快走 Just go.
别忘了找到我哥哥 Will you find out what happened to my brother?
当然 放心好了 Yeah, of course, of course,
我还会照顾好史蒂文的 and I'll look after Stevie for you, eh?
他是个好男人 He's a good guy.
他比我强 He's better than me.
加里 你不是坏人 Gary, you're not a bad person,
不过你不是当男朋友的料 but you're not boyfriend material.
"在残障厕所里快速来一发自由精神"这种事情 The whole "free spirit quick one in the disabled toilets" thing
十七岁玩还可以 is kinda cool when you're 17,
但是你现在已经奔四了 but not when you're facing 40.
你得成熟起来 不能再幼稚了 There comes a time when you have to go forwards and not backwards.
如果我那晚没有甩了你 Maybe if I hadn't left you behind that night,
现在事情就大不一样了 things would all be different.
不仅仅是那晚的事 加里 It's not all about that night, Gary.
是吗? Isn't it?
根本就不该开始 It doesn't have to be.
事情总是不能令人满意 是吧? We'll always have the disableds, though, won't we?
没错 总是不能令人满意 Yeah. Yeah, we'll always have the disableds.
哦 不 Oh, no.
山姆呢? Where's Sam?
我把她送到车上了 I put her in her car.
你怎么她了? You did what?
我把她送到她的车上了 我告诉她让她走 I put her in her car. I just told her to leave.
你把唯一清醒能开车的人送走了? You just sent away the only one of us sober enough to drive?
- 对 - 你是没法接受 - Yeah. - You just couldn't stand the fact
她更喜欢我这个事实 that she might prefer me to you.
- 瞎扯 - 本来就是 加里! - That's not true. - It is true, Gary!
我和她关系不一般 手拉手来着 I was getting somewhere. We held hands.
我是想帮忙! I was just trying to help!
你在帮自己! You were trying to help yourself, more like!
上帝啊 我将功补过来着 Jesus, I do something right for a change...
你们还没完了 and you fuckers get on my case.
头次听到你承认错误 That's the first time I've ever heard you admit being wrong.
我说的是将功 功! I said I did something right!
对啊 "补过"不是吗 Yeah, "for a change".
所以 这说明你肯定做错了什么 So? Meaning the rest of the time you're wrong.
不可能 Not necessarily.
听着 我是想让她离开这危险的地方 Look, I just thought it was best to keep her out of harm's way.
那我们呢? 我们就呆在这危险的地方? And what about us, Gary? Aren't we in harm's way?
我们没事的 皮特 开玩笑 我们可是五个火枪手 We're all right, Pete. Come on, we're The Five Musketeers.
不 现在是四个火枪手了 No, we're the Four Musketeers.
等下 我们怎么知道你让她上车了? Wait, how do we know you put her in the car?
我们怎么知道你是你? How do we know you're you?
我当然是我! Of course I'm me!
你到底是谁 加里? Well, who the fuck are you, Gary?
我是加里·金 I'm Gary King.
只有一个加里·金 我怎么知道你们是谁? There's only one Gary King. How do I know you guys are you?
我们一直在一起 We've been together the whole time.
也许你们全被换了呢 你怎么知道圈仔不再是圈仔了? You might all not be you. How did you know 0-Man wasn't 0-Man?
因为他的胎记回来了 Because his birthmark was back.
- 那怎么了? - 巴希尔说过 - What does that prove? - Because of what Basil said.
他们通过基因复制人 They make a copy from your DNA.
所以他的胎记又出来了 That's why he had his birthmark.
他是新的 就像刚生下一样 He was new, like a baby.
成人版婴儿 或者婴儿版成人 Like a man-baby. Like a "maybe".
假的奥利弗不会有真奥利弗身上那些后天的东西 Oliver with none of the shit that had happened to the real Oliver.
激光除痕手术! The laser surgery!
所以空壳真的是只是空壳? So the blanks really are just blank?
没装饰 没眼泪 没伤疤 No wear and tear, no scars.
史蒂文 1987年我们玩板球我推了你一把 Steven, in 1987 we were playing cricket and I accidentally pushed you
你坐在玻璃瓶上了差点爆了菊花 onto a broken bottle that nearly went up your ass.
- 干嘛? - 让我们看你的屁股 - So? - Show us your bum.
- 很漂亮 - 谢谢 - Very nice. - Thank you.
皮特 1988你搞到了一辆铃木摩托 Pete, you got that 50cc Suzuki in 1988,
我骑的时候轧过了你的腿 and you let me have a go on it and Iran over your leg.
什么情况? What the fuck?
等等 是另一条腿 Oh, wait, it's the other one.
安迪 1986年我们一起玩刀的时候 Andy, in 1986 we re-enacted the Knife Game from Aliens
我把你的中指扎穿了 and I stabbed you in the middle finger.
怎么不提1997年 你嗑药过量 How about December 1 997, when you ODd
我开车送你去医院 四倍超速 and I drove you to the hospital fourtimesoverthe limit
结果车翻了 and I ended up rolling the car...
我差点弄断自己的股动脉 and almost severing my femoral artery,
然后你奇迹般的恢复正常 at which point you made a miraculous fucking recovery
直接午夜狂奔了 留下我一个人 and ran off into the night, leaving me to get arrested
经过了十二小时抢救才活下来? after 12 hours of life-saving surgery?
你说这些没意义 Either one of those will do.
- 谢谢 - 你呢? - Thank you. - What about you?
很简单 That's easy.
- 那很容易就画上去的 - 纹身不都是画上去的吗? - That could have been drawn on. - Aren't all tattoos drawn on?
- 没错 - 让我们看胳膊 - Yeah. - Show us your arm.
- 啥? - 把胳膊露出来 - What? - Show us your arm.
不 不 No, no.
你在五年级舞会上从舞台上掉下来 You fell off stage at the fifth-year ball fucking around...
胳膊肘脱臼了 and dislocated your elbow.
装入钢板的时候留下了疤 You've got a scar where they put the metal plate in.
我没必要给你们看任何东西 好吧? I don't have to show you anything, all right?
我是加里·金 我知道自己是 I'm Gary King. I know I'm me.
如果我不是我 我怎么知道 If I'm not me, then how do I know...
那刻在你头顶的横梁上 that carved into that beam above your head
的字是"国王加里"? are the words "King Gary"?
那刻得根本不是什么"国王加里" But it doesn't say "King Gary".
怎么可能 绝对是! Yes, it does. Doesn't it?
不 那刻着是"国王基佬" No. It says "King Gay".
哪个混蛋把"R"给我划掉了! Some cunt scrubbed out the "R"!
- 是我 - 为什么? - That was me. - Why?
"国王基佬" 意思是后宫三千尽菊花 "King Gay". That means fuck-all anyway.
谢菲尔德老师都记得 还有奥利弗 Mr. Shepherd remembered stuff, so did Oliver.
选择性记忆 明白吗? Selective memory, remember?
我们多少年没见你了 We don't see you for years...
一见面你就把我们骗来这里 and you just pitch up and bring us here.
你还是想点有力的证据证明你是人类吧 You better come out with some hard evidence that you're human,
否则我们就动手证明了 otherwise we're going to find out for ourselves.
你想要证据? You want evidence?
瞧着! There!
这可以证明我是人类! That proves I'm human!
这可以证明你够蠢 It proves you're stupid.
说得对! Exactly!
噢! Ow!
他是加里 是他 It's Gary. It's Gary.
所有人都在找我们 The whole town's out looking for us.
好事 That's a good thing.
所有人都在外面 那里面就没人了 If everybody's outside, that means nobody's inside.
加里 等等! 该死! Gary, wait! Fuck!
加里 加里! 什么叫"里面就没人了" Gary, Gary! What do you mean "nobody's inside"?
我是说我们可以继续! I mean we can still do this!
继续什么? Do what exactly?
继续行动啊 Oh, we're still on the crawl.
"国王基佬" "King Gay".
皮特? Peter?
皮特 Peter.
我就觉得是你 你没事吧? I thought that was you. Are you okay?
我怎么? Am I what?
我知道在学校我们互相看不顺眼 I know we didn't see eye to eye at school.
上帝作证我是想表示歉意 Goodness knows I regret that.
刚才在酒吧里我就想跟你说了 I wanted to say something back at the pub,
但我对自己做的事情觉得很羞耻 but I felt so terribly ashamed by what I'd done.
接受我的歉意吧 皮特 Let me make it up to you, Peter.
求你了 Please.
加里 你疯了吗? 我们跑太远了 Gary, you're out of your mind! We've come too far.
这是要自杀 It's fucking suicide.
我知道 I know.
哪怕死了 我们也要到世界尽头去 We are going to get to The World's End if it kills us.
皮特呢? Where's Pete?
我恨你! I hate you!
你这该死的的混蛋! 我恨你! You fucking bastard! I hate you!
皮特! 别这样! 你这是干嘛啊 皮特? Pete! Leave it! Why are you doing this, Peter?
我们不想伤害你 We don't want to hurt you.
行了 哥们! 没必要这样! Come on, mate! It's not worth it!
有必要 绝对有必要! Yes, it fucking is!
他干什么? What's he doing?
该死 Oh, shit.
皮特... Peter...
我得说 I must say,
我对你很失望 皮特 I'm very disappointed in you, Peter.
我要把它们的灯都捶灭 I'll punch their fucking lights out.
安迪! 不行 它们数量太多 Andy! No, no, no, there's too many of them.
皮特 Pete.
皮特 Peter.
我们得走了 加里说的对 We gotta go. Gary's right.
我们要去国王之颅 We gotta get to The King's Head. Exactly.
啥? What?
我们不去国王之颅 那事儿完了 We are not going to The King's Head. We're done.
我们要做早都该做的事情 We're going to do what we should have done in the first place.
去开上野兽 立即离开这里 Get The Beast and get out of here.
立即他妈的离开 绝不再来 We are fucking leaving and we are never coming back.
你可以自愿跟我们走 Now, you can either come with us willingly
或者我把你干到然后扛着你走 or I'm gonna knock you the fuck out and carry you there myself.
- 你选吧 - 好了 好了 - You choose. - All right. All right.
你知道自己在说什么吗 Just think about what you're saying, you know,
你喝多了 because you have been drinking.
你混蛋 You fuck.
该死 是那群小孩 Shit, it's those fucking kids.
可别再来了 Not them again.
那到底是什么? What the hell is that?
不知道 反正绝不是什么现代艺术 I don't know, but it's definitely not modern art.
该死 被围住了 Oh, shit, we're trapped.
野兽在哪? Where's The Beast?
好 Okay, all right.
我们在这里 We're here,
野兽停在下一条街 so The Beast is in the next street.
怎么过去? How are we gonna get to it?
- 穿过这家店 - 哪家店? - We'll have to go through. - Through where?
真他妈难以置信 I don't fucking believe this.
第十个 Number 10.
快点 Come on.
快走 Let's go.
后门 后门 快走 The back door, back door. Let's go.
就这里 Here we go.
就是这 Okay, there it is.
该死 Shit.
等空壳们没过来的时候 跑过去 We wait for an opening, and then we leg it to The Beast.
车钥匙呢 We need the keys.
加里? Gary?
加里 你干什么呢? Gary, what are you doing?
喝一点而已 Just a little toast.
加里 把酒杯放下 好吗? Gary, put the pint down, yeah?
敬奥利弗 皮特 To Oliver, Pete.
还有我们 And to us.
知道吗 十个酒吧已经不错了 You know, 'cause 10 pubs isn't bad.
是不错 没时间了 It's not, but we're calling time.
好吧 Okay.
就差一点了 So close.
第十个 Number 10.
好吧 Okay.
就差一点了 So close.
不 不 不 不 加里! No, no, no, no, no. Gary!
加里! 加里! Gary! Gary!
让他去吧 他以前也这么干过 哥们 Let him go. He left you, man.
我不能 I can't.
安迪! Andy!
加里! 加里! Gary! Gary!
加里 快回来! 回来你个蠢货! Gary, come back! Come back, you stupid bastard!
加里! Gary!
加里! 加里! Gary! Gary!
安迪 小心! Andy, look out!
拜托! Come on!
你他妈... What the...
进来 进来 Get in. Get in.
加里 安迪 快点进来! Gary, Andy, get the fuck in!
你听到了 安迪 快进去 You heard him, Andy. Get the fuck in.
没时间啦! We haven't much time!
- 安迪! 快跑! - 史蒂文! - Andy! Go, now! - Steven!
快跑! Go!
安迪 Andy.
来插我吧 I want you inside me.
好吧 Okay.
哟呵 Cheers.
- 你够了! - 这里是世界尽头! - You've had enough! - This is The World's End, man!
我知道! I know!
别这样! Stop this!
别管我! 干嘛管我啊? Leave me alone! What do you care anyway?
我当然要管你 我对你很生气! Of course I fucking care. There's a reason I'm angry at you!
我知道你为什么生我气 I know why you're angry at me, okay?
但你把车开翻了管我什么事 But it's not my fault that you crashed that car.
不是说这个 你让我失望了 哥们 That's not the point. You let me down, man.
你是加里·金 该死的加里·金 You were Gary King. Gary fucking King.
我应该跟你走向世界尽头 I would have followed you to the end.
我做到了! I fucking have!
那就别跟着我了! Then stop following me!
不! 再来一杯 No! It's just one more.
让我喝了这杯 Let me have this.
你们想要的都得到了 You've got everything you want.
你说什么呢? What are you talking about?
你们有好工作 You've got your perfect job...
好房子 好老婆 and your perfect house and your perfect wife.
你觉得这些很好吗? You think it's so perfect?
她走了 加里 She left me, Gary.
她三周前带着孩子回娘家了 She took the kids to her mum's three weeks ago.
说我不够好 Said I'm not present enough.
我努力地想把她追回来 I'm trying to win her back.
我才是个失败者 And God knows I am losing.
但我还不放弃 But I will continue to fight,
这就是我们的生存方式 because that is how we survive.
该死的 加里 For fuck's sake, Gary,
我刚刚把我的结婚戒指从一个机器人的胃里掏出来了 I just punched my wedding ring out of a robot's tummy.
说得对! 你为了重要的东西而奋斗 Exactly! You fight for what's important.
豪饮马拉松对你来说这么重要吗? But what is so important about The Golden Mile?
我只有这个追求了! It's all I've got!
加里 Gary.
查特汉姆皇家医院 精神科
你需要帮助 加里 You need help, Gary.
我得到帮助了 你知道是什么样的帮助吗? I got help. You know what help was?
帮助就是一群人坐成一个圈 Help was a lot of people sitting in a circle
互相说着那些自己身上发生的可怕的事 talking about how fucking awful things had got.
那不是我想要的好日子 That is not my idea of a good time.
- 那这就是了? - 他们告诉我该上床睡觉了 - And this is? - They told me when to go to bed.
我! Me!
加里 Gary,
兄弟 mate,
从没清醒过你怎么能知道自己醉了? how can you tell when you're drunk if you're never sober?
我不想清醒 I don't wanna be sober.
那一晚无与伦比 It never got better than that night.
那本该是我开始新生活的一晚 That was supposed to be the beginning of my life.
那样的承诺和乐观 All that promise and fucking optimism.
感觉我们就像拥有整个宇宙 That feeling like we could take on the whole universe.
全是谎话 It was a big lie.
什么都没有发生 Nothing happened.
你没必要这样 加里 You don't need to do this, Gary.
有 有必要 Yeah, I do.
请勿移动 Please, stand by.
你干什么? What are you doing?
别 别出去 No, don't go out there.
加里·金 Gary King.
是我 Yeah?
人类成员加里·金 Gary King of the humans.
是我 想干嘛? Yeah. What do you want?
我们是来激发你们全部潜能的 We are here to enable your full potential,
就像在银河不可胜数的世界上做的一样 as we have with countless worlds across the galaxy.
是吗? 说说怎么做的? Oh, yeah? How'd you manage that, then?
我们在星球上2000个左右的渗入区 We appropriate a small percentage of the population
侵占一定比例的人口 at 2,000 or so penetration points across the planet.
用以保证一定的覆盖率 This ensures maximum coverage.
从那里 From there,
我们制造复制人通过和平教化 we create simulants to spread our ideologies
来传播我们的观念 through peaceful indoctrination.
我们的目标很简单 Our objective is simple,
让这里的居民做好准备 to ready the population...
加入我们的伟大社会 for participation in our galactic community.
这种方法需要… This method requires...
一定的牺牲 a small sacrifice.
但是我们对行动的评估 But the fewer replacements we make,
主要取决于替换人数的多少 越少越好 the more successful we consider our operation.
当然 Of course,
我们欢迎志愿者 we welcome those who volunteer themselves.
我们提供极好的奖励… We can offer attractive incentives...
对自愿合作的人 for those who willingly combine.
可以返老还童 The chance to be young again...
并选择性地保留记忆 and yet retain selected memories.
这样你们不喜欢吗? Isn't that something you'd like?
你们一直想要的东西? Something you've always wanted?
天呐! 我真帅! Oh, my God! I'm so cute!
这种双赢正是我们系统的美好之处 The beauty of our system is that we all win.
没有失败者 There are no losers.
让我续写你的传奇 Allow me to carry your legend forward.
让让现在的你… Let the man you have become...
成为年轻的你 be the boy you were.
不要 Nah.
只有一个加里·金 There's only one Gary King.
这就是你的选择了 Then you have made your choice,
人类成员加里·金 Gary King of the humans.
对 是我的选择 Yeah, I have.
话说回来 Because frankly,
你他妈是什么东西啊? who the fuck are you to come down here...
来这里指手画脚的? and tell us what to do?
我们是网络 We are The Network
我们来为你们谋福利 and we are here for your betterment.
在过去的二十三年中 In the last 23 years,
你难道没察觉到信息技术的爆炸式发展吗? have you not marveled as in formation technology has surged forward?
没有 No.
随着沟通的增强地球本身变得小而精彩 Earth has grown smaller yet greater as connectivity has grown.
这是我们的杰作 这仅仅是个开始 This is our doing and it is just the beginning.
哦 得了吧 大灯泡 Oh, fuck off, you big lamp.
你们是孩子 你们需要教导 You are children and you require guidance.
不能容忍瑕疵的存在 There is no room for imperfection.
地球本不完美 好吗? 人类本不完美 Hey, Earth isn't perfect, all right? And humans aren't perfect.
知道吗? 连我也不完美 And guess what? I ain't perfect.
因此才需要我们的介入 And therein lies the necessity for this intervention.
难道银河要受制于你们这种人所管理的地球吗? Must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like you?
哇 哇 等等 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
凭什么你说了算 啊? Who put you in charge, huh?
你有什么资格评判别人? Who are you to criticize anyone?
你也许觉得加里是个混球 Now, you might think Gary's a bit of a cock,
虽然他确实有点混 and he is a bit of a cock,
但我喜欢 but he's my cock.
谢谢 哥们 Oh, thanks, man.
但他损害了自己的利益 But he is a detriment to himself,
地球也在损害着银河的利益 just as Earth is a detriment to the galaxy.
你说什么? What did you say?
你们无数次实行着毁灭自己的行为 You act out the same cycles of self-destruction again and again.
如今你们的星球 At this point your planet...
是整个银河中文明程度最低的 is the least civilized in the entire galaxy.
- 他说什么? - 他说我们是一群该死的蠢货 - What did he say? - He's saying we're a bunch of fuck-ups.
做蠢货是我们的基本人权 Hey, it's our basic human right to be fuck-ups.
这个文明就是蠢货建立的 你知道吗? This civilization was founded on fuck-ups. And you know what?
- 我为此而骄傲 - 我也是! - That makes me proud. - And me!
那句话怎么说来着? "人非圣贤" What is it they say? "Toerr is..
"人非圣贤孰能无过" "Toerr is human."
"人非圣贤孰能无过" "Toerr is human,"
所以 嗯... so, uh...
我们认为你们不能代表全体人类 We do not believe you speak for all humanity.
你们只有两个人 两个醉鬼 You are but two men. Two drunk men.
三个醉鬼! Three drunk men!
史蒂文宝贝! Stevie-baby!
够了! 够了 人类! Enough! Enough, humans!
哦 你麻烦大了 Oh, you are in trouble now.
三个火枪手到齐了 It's only the fucking Three Musketeers.
你们这是要背叛无数星系的智慧生命 You are revolting against the wisdom of countless solar systems.
没错 我们就是要背叛! Yeah, we are revolting!
你刚刚说你不是来征服的 让我问问你 You just said you're not here to conquer. Can I just ask,
你在纽顿海文替换掉了多少人? how many people did you have to replace in Newton Haven?
- 与此无关 - 是吗? - That is irrelevant. - Is it?
举手 Hands up.
这里谁是人类? Who here is human?
- 我是 - 一个! - I'm human. - One!
- 还有我 - 两个 - And me. - That's two.
我也是 但不知道还能做多久 lam. But don't know for how long.
巴希尔! Basil!
怎么样? 三个人? So what's that? Three?
你把整个镇的人都替换了? You had to replace an entire town?
不是整个镇 Not the entire town.
包括纳特博尔和谢夫迪双胞胎的所有人 Everybody apart from old Nutbowl and the Shifty twins.
这名字用在乐队上不错啊 加里 你该记下来 That's a good name for a band, Gary. You should write that down.
我会的 那你替换掉的那些人呢 I will. What about the ones you replaced,
皮特和奥利弗他们? like Peter and Oliver?
这些废容器你们怎么处理了? Yeah, what happened to the empties?
告诉过你别问这个! I told you not to ask that!
废容器被回收 Redundant vessels are recycled,
利用转化为肥料 mulched and converted into fertilizer,
他们被归还给土壤 whereupon they are returned to the earth
用于绿化和生长 to promote verdancy and growth.
这是非常高效的有机物回收利用手段 It is a highly efficient means of organic renewal.
做肥料? Mulched?
根据我们的长远规划 这只是一小部分 It is a relative few in light of our long-term plan.
你是说有那么几十万人被你们做成该死的农家肥了? You mean a few hundred thousand turned to fucking compost?
那其他那些地方的人呢? 其他那些渗入点? What about the other places? The penetration points.
都像纽顿海文这么成功吗? Are they as successful as Newton Haven?
因为我觉得你系统里不听话的人不止我们几个吧 Because I'm guessing we're not the only glitch in your system.
是的 网络的确面对过一些挫折 It is true, The Network has been experiencing some difficulties.
我猜你们觉得地球没有那么容易被搞定 对吧? I think you bit off more than you can chew with Earth, mate.
没错 因为我们更好斗 更顽强 Yeah, 'cause we are more belligerent, more stubborn
比你想象的更白痴吧 and more idiotic than you can possibly imagine,
我不仅在说加里 and I am not just talking about Gary.
是的 他这样的人还多得是 Yeah, there's more than one Gary King.
但你们说过... But you said...
我知道我说过什么! I fucking know what I fucking said!
你们对亵渎的依赖 Your reliance on profanity...
说明了你们作为人或者是物种都是不成熟的 is a measure of your immaturity as a man and a species.
你干嘛不滚回你的火箭 Why don't you just get in your rocket...
飞回你们的天国去呢 蠢货! and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunts!
对!别想在这里开连锁店! Yeah! Stop fucking Starbucking us, man!
转化你们是我们的责任 It is our duty to challenge you.
我们的事我们自己说了算 混账! Just leave us to our own devices, you intergalactic arseholes.
- 你们误会了 - 闭嘴! - You misunderstand. - Shut up!
- 我们试图... - 我不听我不听! - We are trying... - Nobody's listening!
如果你们... If you'd only...
面对吧 Face it,
我们是人类 we are the human race...
我们不需要别人教我们怎么做 and we don't like being told what to do.
你们想要的到底是什么? Just what is it that you want to do?
- 我们想要自由! - 没错 - We want to be free! - Yeah.
我们想要为所欲为! We want to be free to do what we want to do!
就是 Yeah.
- 我们要喝醉 - 没错 - We want to get loaded. - Yeah.
想玩个痛快 And we want to have a good time.
我们就是这样 And that's what we're going to do.
简直是对牛弹琴 It is pointless arguing with you.
你们自己做主吧 You will be leftto your own devices.
真的? Really?
是的 Yeah.
操 Fuck it.
他们熄火了 They fucked off.
顶你! 你! 还有你! Up yours! Up yours! Up yours!
耶 成功了 我们赢了! Yeah, we did it! We won, we won!
加里 快闪吧 Gary, let's Boo-Boo.
这里要毁了 是吧? Yeah, it's shit here, inn it?
喂 从这走! Oi, up here!
走! Go!
上去 Get up.
快点! Come on!
干得好 Well done.
太谢谢你了 享受胜利的果实吧? Thanks a bunch. Had to go and spoil it, didn't you?
高兴了吧现在? Yeah, happy now?
巴希尔 现在做什么? Basil, what do we do now?
跟以前一样 Same as before.
跑! Go!
野兽呢? Where's The Beast?
野兽牺牲了 哥们 The Beast is dead, mate.
知道吗... 知道什么事让我不爽吗? You know what... You know what's really annoying?
什么? What?
我发誓不要死在这里的 I promised myself I wouldn't die in this town.
你不会的 You're not gonna.
我们已经转运了 I think our luck just changed.
呜呼! Whoo-hoo!
噢! Oh!
不好意思! Sorry!
- 山姆? - 是我 - Sam? - Yes.
你回来救我们了! You came back for us!
没错 其实我是在环路上迷路了 但我确实回来了 Yes, I did. Well, I got lost on the ring road. But, yes.
嗨 山姆 捎我们去伦敦好吗? Hi, Sam, could you give us a lift to London, please?
我哥哥到底怎么样了? Did you find out what happened to my brother?
路上再跟你说 We'll tell you on the way.
对不起有点乱 我本想回头弄干净的 Sorry about the mess. I've been meaning to clear that up.
- 原谅你了 快走 - 朝哪? - We forgive you. Let's go. - Which way?
朝后! Backwards!
现在朝哪? Which way now?
直走! Go straight over!
我们能做到 We can make it.
我们就要做到了 We're gonna make it.
我们成功了! We made it!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我知道 I know.
当整个地球失去灯光的时候 Everyone remembers where they were
每个人都记得当时自己在哪里 when the lights went out on Planet Earth.
我 加里 史蒂文和山姆 Me, Gary, Steven and Sam,
当时就站在开关旁边 we were standing right by the switch.
我们一起度过了一个漫长的黑夜 I guess it was a big night for everyone.
随之而来的清晨让"宿醉"这个词有了全新的定义 That morning gave a whole new meaning to the word "hangover".
我们决定散步解酒 We decided to walk it off,
一路走回了伦敦 all the way back to London,
但是头痛丝毫没有缓解 反而一直持续不断 but the headache didn't end there. It justwent on and on.
说起伦敦 Talk about the Big Smoke.
当网络瘫痪时 造成了… When The Network went down, it triggered some...
某种停顿 kind of pulse,
使我们的技术化为乌有 wiped out all our technology
导致我们现在 and sent us here,
回到了黑暗中世纪 back to the Dark Ages.
伤亡在所难免 我就知道不少 There were casualties, of course. I knewa few of them.
一个同事 我表弟保罗 Some guy from work, my cousin Paul,
加里的妈妈 Gary's mum.
没人清楚我们到底死了多少人 Nobody really knew how many we lost,
因为地球上的通信联系再也没恢复过 because we never heard from the rest of the world again.
只留下无数的孤岛 Everyone got cut off.
的确很艰难 但也很简单 It isn't easy now, but it is simpler.
我妻子回到了我的身边 这是件好事 I'm back with the wife, which is something.
我们一致认为我俩之间的事情 We decided our problems
与周围比起来微不足道 didn't seem as bad in the grand scheme of things.
我们只能吃天然食品 We all had to go organic in a big way,
但说实话 but if I'm honest,
我真的很怀念那些垃圾食品 I'm hard pressed to recall any processed foods I actually miss.
而那些空壳 As for the blanks,
产生了一些有意思的变化 well, a funny thing happened there.
他们醒了 They woke up.
网络离开后大约一周 A week or so after The Network pulled out,
他们好像是自我启动了 they just sort of rebooted by themselves,
想要重新做人了 tried to start afresh.
一开始他们很迷茫 They seemed lost at first,
就像离开了父母的小孩子 children cut off from their parents,
被抛弃 被遗忘 abandoned, forgotten,
寻求指引 looking for guidance,
希望得到帮助 for someone to show them the way.
说实话 对它们我感到有点内疚 I felt a bit sorry for them, to be honest.
网络说对了一件事 The Network was right about one thing.
我们真的是不怎么文明 We can be a bit uncivilized.
也许已经对银河的其他世界造成了恶劣的影响 Maybe we would've been a bad influence on the rest of the galaxy.
奥利弗重新做了房产销售 Oliver went back to being an estate agent.
人们仍然需要房屋遮风避雨 People still need a roof over their heads,
老奥利一向很能扯淡 and the old Ollie always had a gift for the gab.
我估计他的替代品继承了这一点 I guess the new one has, too.
他干得很不错 He's doing all right.
我听说皮特回到了毕肖普花园的家 I hear that the Peter found his way home to Bishop's Gardens.
估计是被别人遗弃后他又占了回来 I suppose he picked up where the other one left off.
不知他老婆有没有注意到 I'm not sure his wife noticed.
估计只是佯装不知吧 Maybe she chose not to.
大家都说他是个好父亲 He's a pretty good dad by all accounts.
史蒂文和山姆在一起了 Steven and Sam got together in the end.
完全不在乎世界的现状 Didn't see that coming.
他们住在伦敦城外的棚屋里 They shacked up just outside London.
棚屋也相当不错 It's a pretty nice shack, too.
至于加里? 不知道加里怎么样了 As for Gary? I don't know what happened to Gary.
自从分手后再没见过他 We got separated and I never saw him again.
据说他回到了纽顿海文 不知道为什么 Some say he went back to Newton Haven. I don't know why.
我觉得他在那里也没事可做 I think his there was business done.
很有意思 但我很想他 It's funny, but I miss him.
不知他是不是想我 I wonder if he misses me.
想我们 Misses the boys.
不论在哪里 我希望他快乐 Wherever he is, I hope he's happy.
那是他最看重的东西 That's all he ever wanted, really.
玩个痛快 To have a good time.
希望他可以在酒杯以外的地方找到快活 I just hope he found it beyond the bottom of a glass.
因为真的幸福 真的朋友 Because real happiness, real friends,
才是生活的意义 those are things worth living for,
是值得为之奋斗的东西 worth fighting for.
混蛋空壳 Blank bastards.
该死的机器人 Fucking robots.
五杯水 谢谢 Five waters, please.
你可以要一杯 You can have one.
这些杂碎我不招待 But I ain't serving this scum.
我觉得应该人人为我 我为人人 Well, I'm afraid it's all for one and one for all.
你瞧 我和我的小伙伴一起冒险 You see, my young friends and I are on an adventure.
完成某个任务 A quest, if you will.
如果我们需要点刺激的话 And since we find ourselves in need of refreshment,
你 先生 将为此付出血的代价 you, sir, have the honor of drawing first blood.
所以 我再说一遍 So, I'll ask you again,
最后一遍 for the last time,
五杯水 谢谢 five waters, please.
你他妈以为自己是谁? Who the hell do you think you are?
我? Me?
他们管我叫老金 They call me The King.
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