[whirring]
[instrumental music]
[cell phone ringing]
Hello.
[Danny] 'Hey, boy wonder.'
'Guess what I'm holding in my hand.'
Danny?
'The one and only.'
'So how you doing?'
Good. I'm good.
It's been a long time.
How are you?
Yeah. Good. Good.
Listen, I, uh..
...I need your help.
[woman on radio] 'Units responding to the 187'
'at the K-Ram building'
'proceed with caution.'
This is unit 1. We're moving in.
[indistinct chattering]
[ominous music]
Freeze! Drop it!
Drop the weapon!
[male #1] 'Turn around.'
Hey, guys.
It's not what it looks like.
[chuckles]
[theme music]
No, no, no, y-you're going
about it all wrong, detective.
You...you're coming straight out
of the gate with bad cop.
I mean, you do a good bad cop.
You are intimidating, I'm not gonna
not gonna lie to you but, but, now
let's bring good cop out.
He's nicer, more pleasant.
We build a rapport.
You...maybe, you say something like
"are you thirsty?" and I say, "I'd love a cup of tea."
Here's another fine mess, eh?
They really found Jane holding the murder weapon?
Yes, they did.
Hightower twisted some arms at Sac PD.
It's a joint investigation, we share the sandbox
but CBI is taking the lead.
I don't know why you're smiling.
Well, it's a new angle at least, right?
I mean, he's never been a murder suspect before.
We got an ID on the victim.
Landon Wale, 45.
He's some real estate mogul from San Francisco.
What was he doing in Sacramento?
Well, office is a financial brokerage.
K-Ram Investments Inc.
Van Pelt's trying to locate the owner.
What's Jane say he was doing?
I-I was taking a walk and...to get some air.
And when I came by here, I heard a shot.
So, uh, I came to see if I could help
and that's when I discovered this man
lying here with the blood and...and no pulse.
He had the gun in his hand.
Yes, I confess, I-I picked it up.
I'm not good with forensics.
No, I can vouch for that. He is, uh, terrible.
You heard a gunshot and ran in to help?
Yes, I did. I'm no hero.
I just did what any person would do in that situation.
No one is calling you a hero.
Really? Good.
Detective, how'd your guys catch this? 911?
Yeah, uh, an anonymous call
said a man was murdered at this location.
Did you make that call, Jane?
No. Why would I do that?
[Rigsby] 'Hang on, boss.'
This was stuck in his pocket.
Looks like a ruby.
A pretty nice one.
Cool.
Yeah, great.
Detective.
Could you uncuff this one now, please?
He's still the suspect.
And he is not gonna leave town.
Release him into my custody.
[Lisbon] 'You know he's not good for it.'
'Zero connection to the victim.'
[Patrick] 'Nada...niente.'
Zip...naught.
I could go on.
[Lisbon] 'I am reaching out to you, detective.'
I know this man and I know
he's telling the truth about what happened.
- The truth. Now. - Beg your pardon?
Talk, or I will give you back
to Detective Reece. Seriously.
My wife's brother called me and asked for my help.
He gave me this address and when I got here
I found the dead guy.
I guess he called the police on me.
Your wife has a brother?
Yeah. Danny Ruskin.
Okay. Why'd he call the cops?
- Force my involvement. - Why?
Well, either he didn't kill Landon Wale
and he wants me to help him catch the real killer
or he did kill Landon Wale, and he wants me
to help him elude justice.
And you would do that for him?
That's a very good question.
You know if the county fair's in town?
[Rigsby] 'Mrs. Wale, what was your husband's connection'
to K-Ram Investments?
Where you found him?
I've never heard of it before today.
Me, neither and...my brother and I
were business partners.
Real estate.
Landon was a good man.
Why would someone want to hurt him?
We'll let you know.
And we understand that Heather Rade is here?
Lan's assistant?
Upstairs.
Heather.
Concetta,honey.
People are bringing lots of food.
- You don't need to do this. - No, I do.
I need to keep busy.
I can't believe this is happening.
Yes, Melanie?
Oh. The police?
Yes, ma'am, did Mr. Wale ever speak to you about
a brokerage in Sacramento called K-ram Investments?
Sacramento?
Landon has a money guy here.
Sorry, no.
Mrs. Wale, did your husband
ever wear jewelry?
No.
We, uh...found this on him.
[Rigsby] 'It's a ruby. Half-carat.'
[keypad beeping]
Oh, my god. It's gone.
Why would Landon take it?
Landon gave me this statue of...Aphrodite
on our honeymoon, you know, Aphrodite, the--
The Greek goddess of love and sexuality. Yes, ma'am.
[Mrs. Wale] 'It had rubies along the base.'
I have a photo of it for insurance purposes here.
How valuable is it?
It was worth over $200,000.
Well, you should file a claim.
Looks like the killer took it.
[sighs]
Jane.
Yeah.
- Okay. Thank you. - Jane?
County fair starts Saturday.
So Danny will be there?
Well, no. It's not that simple.
But someone there will know where he is.
He's a carny like you used to be?
Uh, carny is a very broad term, Lisbon.
Uh, Danny's more showbiz. But it's-it's been a while.
Before last night when was the last time
you talked to him?
When I called him to tell him
what Red John had done.
[Van Pelt] 'Boss.'
K-ram investments doesn't exist.
It's not registered on any stock exchange.
- It's not even a real company. - Who owns it?
A holding company signed the lease.
I tracked that through three other outfits
to get to a Daniel Ruskin.
Daniel Ruskin.
- He got a sheet? - Long one.
Got hooked for larceny, passing bad checks.
Nothing violent.
Then was popped for fraud
two years ago in Toronto.
He's a con man, basically.
Oh. Show business, eh?
Well, confidence game, showbiz...it's a thin line.
So maybe, the victim was a mark
in one of Danny's cons.
Vic finds out. They fight.
Danny kills him and steals the statuette.
Possible, Danny is usually
smoother than that.
Right, very smooth.
The way he forced you onto this case.
It's clever. You're a pawn in his game.
I'm not a pawn. He..
Yeah? What?
Oh, you're very good. You almost got me talking.
All right. What are you keeping from me?
Nothing. He's family. That's all.
[Van Pelt] 'Van Pelt.'
Complicated, right?
'Boss, it's Detective Reece for you.'
- They got a call. - It's for you.
To Jane's phone from the K-Ram offices.
He's on his way over.
Stall him.
Stall him?
[sighs]
[indistinct conversations]
[instrumental music]
I didn't know your wife was from this world, too.
Oh, yeah.
Her grandparents were...carny royalty.
They ran big metal..
...ferris wheels, ghost trains.
They ran 'em all across the Midwest
but, uh, my wife, she, uh..
...she didn't want to have any part of it.
Why?
Well, eh...carnies are good people
but, uh, you know, you're either
with the show or you're not.
There's-there's nowhere in the middle.
And if you're not with the show
then you're a mark.
You're a sucker.
And she didn't like that. You're not gonna need the badge.
They're gonna tell you're a cop without it.
Actually, people very rarely guess I'm a cop.
Oh, yeah. Let me do the talking.
When it's advisable.
And don't mention Danny until I do.
I'll be the judge of that.
Hey! No trespassing.
Fair's not open yet. Scram.
Or else what?
Or else I'll give you a good whupping.
- That's what else. - Uh, how about this, Pete?
If you can catch me...then I will marry
that damn ugly sister of yours.
Patrick Jane. Son of a bitch.
[laughing]
Oh, man!
I heard you were police.
I didn't believe it.
But here you are with a real, live cop.
This is my good friend Teresa.
Doesn't bite.
If you're okay with Jane..
...I guess you're okay with me.
Thanks.
You know, I haven't seen you a while, eh?
Well, you know.
Yeah, I know.
So what brings you here now?
I'll give you three guesses.
Uh, Danny?
Got it in one.
Danny's a good boy.
What's he been up to?
Hey, Sam. Come on out here.
I got a surprise for you, honey.
Come on. You ready?
- 'Ta-da!' - Oh, look at you, huh?
Yeah.
Ah!
- Uh, what was that for? - Detroit.
Oh, yeah. Fair enough.
Mm-hmm.
What's with the state trooper?
[Pete] 'Yeah, it's like, unreal, huh?'
A Jane working with the law.
- How do I look like a cop? - Oh, please.
Look like Cagney and Lacey had a baby. Called it Pepper.
[laughs]
- They're looking for Danny. - Danny's in trouble.
[Pete] 'Yeah, what else is new?'
'Danny's always in trouble.'
Remember the morning of your wedding?
[laughs]
Oh, yes. Yeah.
My-my wife had to bail
Danny out in her dress.
She was not very happy.
[Sam] 'Well, it's good to see you and all'
but the police is the police. No offense.
None taken.
Well, Pete, wh-why don't you take Pepper here
and, uh, show her the elephant?
I'd love to see the elephant.
My pleasure. Right this way.
Her name is Daisy.
[elephant snorts]
She's cute.
She's a mean old girl.
She'd run down her own kids for an apple.
No.
You think I'm kidding? Here. Give her one.
Where do I put it?
In here.
You two get along, you can take her home with you.
You want another one?
[laughs]
What kind of trouble Danny got?
Worst kind of trouble.
Damn shame.
'Not surprised though.'
Danny's been heading downhill all the way since Angela died.
There's a man needed a big sister.
Yeah.
So..
...I should help you and the cops..
...find him.
Why?
Danny called me, uh, just out of the blue
and he asked for my help.
Danny doesn't always do
what's best for his own interests.
'Tendency to outfox himself.'
True.
[chuckles]
But he asked for my help
and that's what I'll give him.
[chuckles]
[inhales deeply]
A few hours ago, I was wiping
a murder weapon clean, in case it had
Danny's fingerprints on it.
I don't know where Danny is now.
But Nicki does.
Talk to Biltmore Nicki.
[teapot whistling]
Same gig as always.
It's good to see you.
I'm glad you're doing okay.
You are doing okay, aren't you?
Oh, yeah.
My little friend Pepper is gonna need a ride
back to the office.
She's huge.
[snuffles]
Kinda tickles.
[car engine turns over]
Hey!
Jane!
Detective Reece called three times. He's pissed.
He can get in line.
Where's Van Pelt?
Oh, hey, boss.
Can I borrow the car?
Ha ha ha. That's funny.
Anything on Ruskin?
Uh, yeah, he's a, uh, former escape artist.
Had an act as a kid, just like Jane. "Houdini Jr."
Says he could do the water torture cell trick at 17.
'Which I guess is good, if you like that sort of thing.'
Cho, go and talk to the victim's wife.
See if she knows Ruskin.
Rigsby, have Van Pelt help you look into his financials.
Look for other names. Con men rarely work alone.
Where is Van Pelt?
[instrumental music]
Daniel Ruskin?
I don't know him. Sorry.
But you do?
I have met Daniel.
He's very charming.
I'm sure he wouldn't hurt Landon.
You know Ruskin?
But you told us you never heard of his company, K-Ram.
No. I-I have no notion of his business.
I met Daniel socially
at Landon's country club.
Murphy introduced us.
- Murphy Traver? - Mm.
Oh, a lovely man.
Of the Long Island Travers.
Thank you for your cooperation Mr. Traver.
Oh, happy to talk, agents, yeah, I just need
to get back to this meeting in a few.
Can't trust computer nerds
alone too long, you know.
Oh, gosh. Poor Landon. It's horrible.
So you introduced him to Ruskin?
Yeah, yeah. Sure did. I, uh, yeah.
Met Daniel at the club.
He's just an outstanding guy.
But, well, why do you want to know about Daniel?
Well, he's a con man.
He may have killed Mr. Wale.
Do you know where he is?
Con man? Oh, my god.
My god. I invested with him.
Oh, my God.
Where's your assistant?
I'm-I'm sorry, agent. I-I have to call my bank.
Yeah, you know, a place like this.
Bunch of people, you should have an assistant.
At least a receptionist.
And with all those employees
the phone lines should be ringing off the hook.
Landlines. So 20th-century.
No, agent, I-I'm sorry, you c-you're not allowed
in there. That's a clean room, agent!
[indistinct conversations]
Very clean.
[grunts]
I am having a very bad day.
And you're gonna tell us about Daniel Ruskin.
- Come on. - Just-okay. All right.
[panting] My dear, sorry to bother.
Did you see two boys run down the street?
No.
Ma'am, what's wrong?
I was walking to the train station.
It's such a nice day.
And these two boys just..
...took my purse.
Ma'am, here. Come here. Sit down.
Oh.
I have to visit my sister.
She's in the hospital in Bakersfield.
I feel so stupid.
Oh, that's terrible.
And the...the last train to Bakersfield
leaves in 40 minutes.
Oh, dear.
Oh. Look, uh..
[gasps]
...can I drive you to the train station?
You would do that?
Oh, my dear.
Oh, thank you.
Sure. Mm.
[Patrick] 'You're not taking her anywhere, Grace.'
Nice hook, Nicki.
You're such a sweet old lady.
Grace, Nicki. Nicki, Grace.
If this were for real
this old fox would have you stripped bare.
This sweet piece of fruit is a cop?
[chuckles] Damn.
Guess I'm losing my touch.
I'm looking for Danny.
[chuckles]
Look at me.
Danny?
Look at me.
This is a family thing.
I know you know where he is. Tell me, Nicki.
Or this nice piece of fruit will take you Downtown
and treat you to a complimentary cavity search.
Hypothetically, what happened?
Hypothetically?
We were running..."the rag."
We'll let you invest in a surefire
stock market winner.
It's a little illegal.
Shh, don't tell anybody.
Blah, blah.
Hypothetically..
...Danny hooked Landon good.
I mean, had him begging us to let him invest.
He was bringing us some..
...statue worth 200 grand.
So you and Danny killed Landon and took the statue.
No, no, why take it when he was gonna
give it to us in the morning?
Maybe you took it, Murphy.
You didn't wanna share with Danny
so you called Wale and met him early.
Things got out of hand.
You need to help yourself.
- Tell your side. - No, no, no.
- You're a liar. - She's right. You are.
Where's Danny Ruskin?
You're a businessman. So is Danny.
He'll understand.
I don't know.
I don't.
But I know who he's with.
Trixie...somebody.
Rich and hot.
Yeah. Danny's always got a second revenue stream.
Always..
...monetizing.
[cell phone rings]
Excuse me.
Jane, where the hell are you?
[Patrick] 'Wow. Hope that's a decaf you're getting.'
How did you kn--
I can hear the foam machine.
Anyway, I promised Grace I'd call, so I called.
Lovely to talk to you. Bye now.
- Put her on now. - No, I've already ditched her.
Jane, you have to come in.
Danny could be dangerous.
We're not looking to use deadly force.
But things happen.
It's not safe for you.
Getting close to nabbing him, are you?
Oh, that's good to hear.
Well, may the best man win, Lisbon.
- Jane! - Boss.
Checked the sign-in logs at the K-Ram Offices.
Found a Trixie Mercado.
She's the daughter of the guy who owns the building.
She has a place in midtown.
Thanks.
May the best man win.
[cell phone beeps]
Detective Reece, it's Lisbon.
We've got a lead on Ruskin.
It's party time.
Oh.
Baby, why are you packing?
God, y-you are killingme.
You're so gorgeous.
Seriously, uh, I'm dying
but I gotta go, baby.
Something came up.
I'll be back soon, all right?
- Danny. - Hey.
Long time.
Danny, what the hell?
You must be, uh, Trixie, huh?
Hi. I'm-I'm Patrick. No need to be scared.
'Danny and I, we're family.'
Biltmore Nicki called you, huh? And that's it?
You're just gonna hop on out of here?
- I-- - I just got here.
You're mad. I get that. I do.
But I needed your help.
I needed your wisdom and cunning--
Yeah, how much help can I be to you
when I'm in handcuffs, Danny?
[chuckles] Wh-what can I say?
Calling you in was the best of some very unsavory options.
Then tell me what happened with Landon Wale last night.
Honest and quick. I don't have all day.
[knock on door]
[Lisbon] 'Police, open up.'
You son of a bitch.
That has nothing to do with me.
[Lisbon] 'Trixie Mercado, are you in there?'
- 'We've got some questions.' - Oh, please.
What the hell is going on?
Look, just talk to 'em. I have influence.
We can sort this thing out.
If you didn't do anything you got nothing to worry about.
Nothing to worry about?
I am not spending a day in jail. Not one day.
Never again. Ever. You got me?
[cocks gun]
[knocking on door]
Ms. Mercado, open the door right now.
Back up. I'm going in.
Give me some room.
Back up!
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Danny's not here.
[instrumental music]
Yep. Danny went that way. All by himself.
All units search the area. Suspect has fled.
Establish a 2-block perimeter around this loc.
- You're Patrick's friend? - Yeah.
He said to tell you he's really really sorry about all this.
Jane's with Danny?
Jane? No.
It was a man. Patrick.
[instrumental music]
Tell me what happened with Landon Wale.
Ooh, big detective.
Consultant.
- Consultant. - Stop stalling.
Just tell me if you killed the man and I'll take you to Mexico.
I'm touched. Cabo? You-you'd do that for me?
- 'Yes, I would.' - Why?
Because your sister would want me to.
You sound like a mark. Or you think I'm a mark. Which?
You sound like you're in over your head.
Yeah, wayover my head. Not like Patrick. No.
'You would never get in way over your head, would you?'
Too smart for that, never made mistakes. Not the boy wonder.
Why won't you answer my question?
Is it because you hate me
or is it because you did, in fact, kill the man?
Hate.
Why would I hate you, bro?
I asked my question first.
I didn't kill Landon.
I smell deception..
...but it's hard to tell with you
'because you're kind of a sociopath'
'like all the great con men.'
I am great, huh?
First compliment you ever gave me I can recall.
Convince me, Danny. Come on. Try.
Just-just make me believe that you didn't kill that guy.
You want me to dance for you, hmm? I should crawl for you?
Okay, that's it. I'm leaving, and I'm gonna call the cops.
They will be here in five minutes.
I would make yourself scarce.
[door opens] Stop!
[gun cocks]
You think I won't do it?
Not sure.
[dramatic music]
I wouldn't blame you if you did.
Agent Hightower.
You lied to me.
Detective Reece has some concerns
about the Landon Wale case.
Seems like you didn't tell him that Jane is the brother-in-law
of Daniel Ruskin, the prime suspect.
At the time of my conversation with Detective Reece
I didn't know about the connection.
I apologize for the oversight.
I'm supposed to buy that?
No purchase required, detective.
- Where's Jane now? - Oh, I don't know where he is.
You don't know where he is?
Okay. I tell you what, this is what I'm going to do.
I'm gonna get an arrest warrant
and I'm gonna have every cop on the street
looking for him and Ruskin.
You need to get control of your unit, lady.
What you have right here is slackness.
[dramatic music]
If Mr. Jane is involved in obstruction of justice
aiding and abetting, or anything like that..
...he's yours.
Are we done?
I guess we are.
Keep in touch.
Jane's in trouble.
Detective Rigsby. You wanted to talk to me?
It's agent. Uh, we're re-interviewing
a number of Mr. Wale's associates.
It's just routine. Let's go to my desk, shall we?
You look...different.
Yeah, it's really hot at the office. The air's broken.
No money to fix it?
We found out that the company
was gonna file for bankruptcy, Heather.
The place is broke.
You should really talk to Melanie.
Yeah, but what happened to the company?
Do you read the news?
Real estate's not doing so well
and Landon made a bad deal or seven.
He was a cowboy, a win big, lose big.
Please take a seat.
[clears throat] So how did, uh
Melanie and Concetta take the bankruptcy news?
They didn't know. Landon only told me.
I, uh, I keep the books.
So you're looking at them, huh?
Hmm? We look at every place, at everybody.
Hmm.
"Hmm" meaning what?
No, nothing. It's just..
Who knew he'd be worth more dead than alive?
You mean life insurance?
Uh-huh.
[dramatic music]
Thank you.
Well, this policy's less than three months old.
Did Mrs. Wale take it out?
Connie? No.
She's not the beneficiary. Melanie is.
The sister.
Well, what's it worth?
$2 million.
If you know where they are, you need to tell me.
Sac PD's got a manhunt going.
Jane and Danny could get arrested or shot.
They're survivors. They're gonna do okay.
Jane will get fired from the CBI.
Oh, no.
This job is all he has.
If he's arrested, they'll take that from him.
I'm his friend. I can help.
Ms. Lisbon
they just took off. We don't know where they went.
- You swear? - I swear.
[instrumental music]
[engine revving]
My sister..
...was the only good, clean honest thing
that I had in my life..
And you ran off with her.
You took her away from me, away from what she knew, so..
you know, yeah, I've been mad at you.
Very mad.
I didn't, I didn't take her away.
She didn't, she didn't want the carny life. She hated it.
She wanted to get out. We-we both did.
'And you know how hard that is.'
That was, that was our thing. That's what we did together.
We-we-we escaped together.
Nice escape plan, bro.
- 'You got her killed.' - Thanks for reminding me.
Yeah, you just had to be a big shot
had to get on the TV and run your mouth.
It's your fault she's dead.
Yes.
It is.
I know that. It ismy fault.
And I just, I hope that one day, you will, uh, forgive me.
[dramatic music]
And maybe one day I'll forgive myself.
- Forgive you? - Not for my sake. For yours.
Because hating me is just a waste of your energy.
It's pointless.
Just move on. Drop it.
Find something to love.
[scoffs] Love?
Man, you really have changed.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't know if I..
I don't require an answer, Danny.
I just..
[dramatic music]
You got something in your eye?
I got allergies. It's..
- 'Oh?' - It's pollen.
Hey.
I'm sorry.
Landon Wale.
Yeah, Landon.
Boy..
There's a mark.
He was so hot to get taken.
He called me that night
and wanted to move up the action.
When I got there, he was dead.
That's it.
I did not kill him.
What was the action?
Landon was supposed to bring me the gold statue.
Not to give to me, just to show me, you know
to prove he had the collateral to invest in my hedge fund coup.
And this mook was hooked deep.
Thought he was flying to Brazil
with his hot assistant and all the money.
Brazil, I like it. Old school.
Yeah. He had it all mapped out
little place on the beach, a fishing boat.
Perfect mark.
Hey.
To suckers. Gotta love 'em.
[dramatic music]
[tires screeching]
Don't move.
Keys.
Go on.
Jane!
[knock on door]
Jane, it's me.
Hey, Lisbon.
Excellent work finding us.
I am very unhappy with you. Is he in there?
- Yeah. - Bring him out.
No funny business, or I will shoot to kill.
You're very persuasive. We'll be right out.
[instrumental music]
Ms. Anders, thanks for coming in.
Sure. Uh, what's this about?
Uh, the insurance policy. We, uh, have a few questions.
Policy? Oh, for Landon. Sure.
You know, it's common
to have a key man policy for small businesses.
I'm sure you can straighten things out.
We have some, uh, paperwork to take care of.
[Wayne] 'Check here and sign here please.'
Thanks for the call, Agent Lisbon.
My pleasure. We have a deal?
Yeah, we'll forget about your lies and incompetence.
- Alright, up against the car. - Hey. What?
- Get your hands behind your.. - Hey, wait!
- Hands behind the back. - Wait.
You said we could work it out
if I came in, not him. I got no deal with him.
It's for the best, Danny. It's for the best.
We've all gotta get out from underneath it sometime.
- You bastard! - Sorry.
Aah! God. You son of a bitch! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
- Take it easy. - I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
'You betrayed me!'
I will kill you!
Did you have to be so rough with him?
Don't tell me how to do my job.
- Alright, both of you-- - Are you threatening me?
- I'm not threatening anybody. - If it weren't for me..
- You wouldn't even have him - Are you delusional?
You blocked the investigation.
- Every step of the way. - You spat on me.
- Hey, that's enough. - You want to go in with him?
Say the word. I'd be happy..
[indistinct chattering]
Oh, oh, oh!
[male #2] 'Hey, hey, hey, stop!'
Lisbon! Lisbon!
[male #2] 'Hey!'
[male #3] 'Stop! Hey!'
[instrumental music]
Hi. This is police business.
Patrick Jane. I'm with the CBI.
Yes, I saw you there, when the killer escaped.
- It was horrible, Connie. - Terrible story.
Yeah, well, I'd like to speak to Ms. Wale alone, please.
It's very important.
Thank you.
[sighs]
[clears throat]
This is awkward, but we have reason to believe
that Danny Ruskin has every intention of killing you.
- Me? - Yes, you.
He has a violent temper
and several convictions to prove it
including shooting and killing a man ten years ago.
But why would he want to hurt me?
He figured it out.
Oh, I-I'm sorry. That you killed your own husband
and in doing so, ruined Danny Ruskin's life.
What?
Mr. Jane, that's an outrageous charge.
Yes, one I almost didn't believe myself
until meeting you just now. Then it became glaringly obvious
you have deep-seated control issues mixed in with jealousy
and your own weird lust for violence.
Landon was gonna take the money
and run away with that leggy assistant. What's her name?
Shut up. Landon loved me.
No, he didn't, and you know he didn't.
Hell, maybe you even knew that he was headed off
to brazil with her, but what you didn't know, Mrs. Wale
is that Landon was being played.
He was being conned by no one other than Danny Ruskin.
And when Landon took your Aphrodite statue
you assumed he was gonna give it to the mistress.
Your honeymoon gift..
The very symbol of your love for each other.
So you followed Landon to where you thought he was gonna meet
with that statuesque strumpet
and you killed him.
[gunfire]
[dramatic music]
Then you took what you thought was rightfully yours.
- That's ridiculous. - Oh.
That Ruskin character killed Landon.
Where is the statue now, Concetta?
Huh?
Uh, hey, wait!
Wait! You can't go in there!
Oh, look at this. You could land a jumbo jet in here.
Landon wasn't big on the, uh, subtlety, was he?
Probably why you knew he was having an affair.
You must leave, Mr. Jane..
Right now.
- You bitch. - Aah!
- And you.. - Easy.
Christmas came early this year.
Oh, Danny, another gun?
Come on. Really? What, just..
None of this would have happened except for you.
You ruined everything.
Okay, listen. Danny..
- You don't have to do this. - Shut up!
Okay, listen to me. You're not this person.
Okay? You're not this person. Look--
You backstabbed me!
I trusted you.
You think I'm a mark? You think you can run games on me?
Aah! Aah!
Oh. Oh, my god.
[groaning]
You shot me.
Son of a bitch.
What'd you do that for?
- 'Oh, my god.' - Patrick.
Bastard.
No.
[crying] No.
No, no, no, no.
[grunts]
'Stay with me.'
[dramatic music]
You made me shoot him.
No, no. No, please.
- This is your fault. - No.
This is your fault! God!
'You ruined my life!'
You deserve this, bitch.
Your ruined my life. I could have had everything!
Okay, I can fix it!
I'll fix it. I swear.
Money. So much money
you can go to Switzerland. You can go anywhere you want.
- Yeah? - You don't have to kill me.
Look, I can prove it.
- Go! - Oh! Okay.
Okay.
This is worth a lot of money.
Take it. It's yours. Take it!
Ha!
[gasps]
Connie, Connie, Connie.
You fell for the oldest gag in the book.
Huh? And one of the cheapest
3.55 at a novelty store near you.
Beats the hell out of the cackle bladder.
- You got a little.. - Mmm.
A-a little..
Kind of minty. How are my teeth?
'They're good? That was great, huh?'
[Kimball] 'Concetta Wale, you're under arrest.'
Turn around. Put your hands behind your back.
- Turn around. - I'll take that.
Come on. Let's go.
Sac PD want to talk to you about Landon Wale and K-Ram.
There are some fraud charges pending.
[chuckles]
Fraud is very hard to prove
especially when nothing changed hands.
In fact, now that I think of it
I'm actually innocent here.
Whatever. They're on their way.
I believe she's telling you to scram.
That's not what I said.
[instrumental music]
- Thank you, Lisbon. - I didn't hear that.
Thank you, Lisbon.
I can't hear anything.
[birds chirping]
So..
...this is it, huh?
It's nice.
Classy.
They'd like it, I guess..
'...if they had a preference.'
You know, this is the first time I've been here
since the funeral.
Why is that?
Because they're not here.
[sighs]
Hey, who knows for sure?
Maybe they're up there right now
looking down at us.
You know, Annie's saying, "Lighten up, you dummies."
Yeah, maybe.
Eesh.
I'm sorry I asked to come.
Who knew a trip to the cemetery would be such a downer?
Sorry. It's irrational.
No reason to be sad.
You gonna give 'em those flowers or what?
[dramatic music]
Guilt is for marks.
You know that, right?
Yeah.
[inhales deeply]
[dramatic music]
[Patrick] Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.
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