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MAN:
Sure this thing is gonna work?
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Your time machine has cost
the U.S. Government
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a pretty penny,
doctor.
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The Chrono-logger is hardly a
time machine
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in the sense of a vehicle,
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but rather a subatomic drill
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designed to bore a tunnel
in the fabric of space-time.
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As to cost,
I think the alleviation
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of untold human suffering
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throughout history is
ample justification, General.
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It'll also give our
red buddies overseas
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a thing or two
to think about.
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But to answer your first
question,
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there is only one way
to find out.
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You're certain we're safe,
doctor?
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I'm not certain of anything,
Hugo,
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but the chrono-magnetic field
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we've generated should
protect us.
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Doctor, I-- I'm frightened.
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Have a gumball.
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It'll calm your nerves.
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[loud roaring ]
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KEVIN:
You didn't need to come.
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Gwen and I could've handled
this alone.
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It's nothing, really.
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BEN:
Doesn't sound like nothing.
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Weird noises, unearthly lights,
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rumors of weird creatures out here?
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Yeah, the dudes I heard it
from aren't totally reliable.
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Isn't that, like, a big
bad-boy thing to do --
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come out here to the ghost town
to drag-race?
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How should I know?
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I just know them from auto shop.
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Grandpa Max said
Los Soledad
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used to be a big military base
back in the '50s.
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Some kind of research facility.
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Yeah.
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Must've been some pretty serious
research.
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Check out these walls.
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50 years later and there's still
no way in.
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No way.
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These weren't here.
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[tires screech ]
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GWEN:
Did anyone notice some of them
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are vaguely person-shaped?
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Weird.
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Maybe something --
I don't know --
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burned through the wall.
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Like what?
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The same thing that burned these
weird trails everywhere.
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Look.
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BEN:
This is a bird.
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And these are lizard bones.
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They're fossilized.
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And they're not
the only thing.
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It's like someone turned this slate
into sand just by standing on it.
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He was probably on hold.
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The trail goes to the
police station, then to those --
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I guess they're apartments.
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KEVIN:
Just to review,
someone stood here
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a million years ago and then
walked to those buildings
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that were built
50 years ago?
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You are not helping.
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These could be signs of serious
DNAlien activity,
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and it's up to us --
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DNAliens are not doing this.
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Does that look like DNAlien to you?
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KEVIN:
Finally something
worth the gas.
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Chromastone!
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Look out!
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Gone.
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At least the building
it destroyed wasn't the library.
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You really love the books.
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She's saying we have to research,
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find out what that
thing is.
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All we know so far
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is that it's looking for
something here on the base.
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GWEN:
These films are really corroded,
but it looks like
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this base was built for some
kind of
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time experiment called project
Paradox.
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Who wouldn't pick the desert
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outside Bellwood to do
top-secret research?
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They built it here because of
the huge quartz deposits.
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Quartz time?
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Maybe they were trying to build
the world's biggest wristwatch.
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BEN:
His name's been
censored.
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Whoever he was, his paradox
theory was the basis
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of some kind of experimental
tunnel through time.
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KEVIN:
Looks like my place
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after that big party I threw
last weekend.
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Look.
That thing has been here, too.
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Only one trail.
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It either came in here and
vanished...
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Or it was born here.
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[loud rumbling ]
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Swampfire!
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Got you.
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"Swampfire."
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That takes me back.
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Or is it forward?
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It's so hard to tell, Ben.
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Have we met?
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How do you know my name?
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Have we met yet,I suppose
the question was.
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Hey, it's that dork
from the photo, the paradox guy.
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You haven't changed at
all in 50 years.
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Oh, considerably more than that.
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Gumball?
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No, thanks.
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Who are you?
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What's your name?
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You just read my file.
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I was rather hoping you could
tell me.
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It slipped my mind several
hundred years ago.
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Did he just say
"several hundred years"?
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Did you just say --
hey.
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By the way, you didn't happen
to see a space-time
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anomaly around here,
did you --
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about ye big, incredibly
destructive,
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virtually unstoppable?
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No, I must've been thinking of
another moment.
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Ta-ta!
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Where'd he...
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He's out there.
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He's obviously
connected to that creature.
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We need to talk to him.
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KEVIN:
Oh, yeah, we'll talk.
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Right after the pounding!
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Huh?
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Was I in there?
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That was public property,
you know.
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How does he move so fast?
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You mean,
how do I move so quickly?
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It's called "walking."
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Strolling, really.
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That's better.
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Easy on the jacket.
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It's 1,200 years old.
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Anyway, thanks.
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"Thanks"?
For what?
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Well, I had a feeling if we
made a loud enough racket,
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he'd show up.
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Finally something we
can hit.
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Oh, I really don't think
that's a good idea.
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GWEN:
Those trails.
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They're not burn marks.
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They're...age.
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The creature accelerates time.
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Very good.
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KEVIN:
Not so fast, ugly!
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Aah!
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[gasps ]
Kevin!
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GWEN:
Kevin!
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Just touching that thing
aged him 60, 80 years.
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We've got to get him to a
hospital.
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What are you doing?
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Get your hands off me.
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Come on, Kevin, we're
gonna get you some help.
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What do you mean,
"help"?
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I'm gonna kick that thing's keister!
Oy!
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Are you okay?
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My back is killing me.
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My legs ache.
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And what's up with these shoes?
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Is it too much to ask for a
little support?
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GWEN:
He's like a real irritable,
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short-tempered,
crotchety old man.
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Why are you whispering?!
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In other words, aside
from the male-pattern baldness,
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he's pretty much the same as
always.
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Come on, old man.
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I'll take those.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Driving.
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Don't even think about it.
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You don't have a license.
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Grandpa Max taught me,
and it's an emergency.
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You're nearsighted, arthritic,
your reflexes are shot,
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and you're trying
to unlock a cactus.
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[engine turns over, revs ]
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You should've gone out with me
when I was young and handsome.
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You were too immature.
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What about now?
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Too old.
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Whoops!
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It's not a bumper car!
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GWEN:
Back up, back up, back up!
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Ben, on the right!
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[tires screeching ]
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No! No!
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Not the car!
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Not the car!
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Hang on.
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[tires screeching ]
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You are never driving
my car again!
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True.
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PROFESSOR:
Where have you been?
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You were supposed to get here
six seconds ago.
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Or it this thing running fast?
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Who are you, anyway?
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What are you doing here?
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What is that creature?
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Can you fix my car?
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There's something different
about you.
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Is it your hair?
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Yeah, I'm parting it
down the middle now,
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and I also got real old!
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Don't talk to me about old.
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I walk in eternity.
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Well, you better start
running in eternity, smart guy!
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Hmm. You might slow us down.
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I need to fix that.
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We'll come back right over there.
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Kevin.
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I can't believe it.
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You're good as new.
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Well, my back still
hurts a little.
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If I could just lean on you...
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All right, professor, if you
wouldn't mind fixing my car.
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How exactly do you expect me
to do that?
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I'm a time traveler,
not a body shop.
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Regressing a car would break all
the chronal laws
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of space-time and --
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Okay! Enough!
I want answers -- now.
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Same old Ben Tennyson.
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You're even more like yourself
now than you were in the future,
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which, for obvious reasons,
I can't really tell you about.
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You want me to hurt him?
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What can you tell us,
Mister...Paradox?
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Paradox.
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Oh, yes, that'll do.
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That'll do very nicely.
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I'll tell you my story in a way
you can understand --
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with a beginning, middle,
and end.
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We'll start in the middle.
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Los Soledad was built entirely
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because of my ingenious
theory --
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a time tunnel utilizing the
properties I discovered
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in quartz crystals
which would allow us access
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to past and future events.
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KEVIN:
Yeah, well, for a genius,
looks like you blew it.
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PARADOX:
You don't know the half of it.
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Some tiny miscalculation on my
part destabilized the experiment
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and ripped a hole in the fabric
of reality.
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I was hurled into the event
horizon.
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I must've spent
100,000 years there.
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I didn't age or need
to sleep or eat.
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Just exist.
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KEVIN:
[ chuckles ]
Sounds pretty boring.
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PARADOX:
At first I went mad, of course,
but after a few millennia,
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I got bored with that, too,
and went sane --
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very sane.
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I began to learn.
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I now have total understanding
of the space-time continuum,
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allowing me to travel anywhere
and anywhen I want,
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within reason.
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So, where's your time
machine?
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He doesn't have a time
machine.
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He has a map in his head.
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Exactly.
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I know where all the shortcuts are.
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I've spent a dozen lifetimes
crisscrossing the time stream,
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making it a better place.
264
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And how does that pay?
265
00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:01,586
At the moment, not even in
job satisfaction.
266
00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:04,356
You see, I recently discovered
that some kind of
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extradimensional creature
268
00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:08,423
is going to wreak havoc across
the universe.
269
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BEN:
So?
270
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:12,669
Way you talk, you take on
monsters like this all the time.
271
00:14:12,736 --> 00:14:14,136
Why is this one so bad?
272
00:14:14,205 --> 00:14:18,040
Because unlike the thousands
of foes I faced before,
273
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:22,944
this extradimensional creature
came into our plane of reality
274
00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:25,278
the moment my
experiment went awry.
275
00:14:25,349 --> 00:14:26,339
Oh.
276
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,046
So, just to be clear,
it's your fault.
277
00:14:29,854 --> 00:14:33,256
This creature hasn't been lurking
around here for 50 years.
278
00:14:33,324 --> 00:14:34,690
We would know about it.
279
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:37,057
Time is like a river.
280
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,687
It moves, flows, and bends.
281
00:14:39,763 --> 00:14:41,994
50 years ago,
I accidentally set off
282
00:14:42,066 --> 00:14:44,262
a depth charge in that river.
283
00:14:44,335 --> 00:14:48,102
The creature I released was
blasted 50 years through time
284
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:53,304
to your present,
doing this to your future.
285
00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:56,313
GWEN:
But all it's doing is
messing up an old army base.
286
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,508
Why is that a problem at all?
287
00:14:58,582 --> 00:14:59,641
Why not just leave it alone?
288
00:14:59,717 --> 00:15:03,245
That's a better question for
the man on the moon.
289
00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:04,586
What?
290
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,146
Who's the man on the moon?
291
00:15:06,223 --> 00:15:07,452
I am.
292
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,456
We're on the moon.
293
00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:16,193
No, we're on the moon in your
distant future.
294
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:17,428
What?!
295
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,299
How are we not suffocating?
296
00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:20,599
Good question.
297
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,697
Not remotely the point, though.
298
00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:26,301
Imagine what the Earth would
look like in 200 years, say,
299
00:15:26,377 --> 00:15:29,040
with that time monster wandering
all over it,
300
00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:32,277
aging everything
that crossed its path to dust.
301
00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:34,784
For those of you with
no imagination,
302
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:37,287
the Earth is up there.
303
00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:44,225
You brought us to the worst
possible version of the future.
304
00:15:44,295 --> 00:15:45,228
No.
305
00:15:45,296 --> 00:15:47,128
Should I fail to stop that
creature,
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00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:51,430
this is your best
possible future.
307
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,476
Not a pretty sight, is it?
308
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,239
What are you doing here?
309
00:16:03,312 --> 00:16:06,976
I'm allowing myself to feel
the full impact of my failure.
310
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,915
Okay. Who's he?
311
00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:11,477
He's a parallel paradox.
312
00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:15,313
Young Ben has an innate sense
of transtemporal metaphysics,
313
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,087
which will serve him well in his
future --
314
00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:19,651
or should I say "past."
315
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,663
And I drive good, too.
316
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,426
We can breathe on
the moon in the future,
317
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,092
but you can't fix my car?
318
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,295
What should I do?
319
00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:28,735
Well,
obviously not what I did.
320
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:31,672
But whatever you do,
you better do it quickly.
321
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,436
Time is running out.
322
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,403
Why come back here?
323
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,176
Why don't we travel back in time
324
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,912
and stop the time experiment
from ever happening?
325
00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:44,647
Isn't it just like an energy being
326
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,155
to think outside temporal
conventions?
327
00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:48,781
I'm not an energy --
328
00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:52,350
The experiment that releases
the creature also unsticks me
329
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,956
in time,
and that must happen because
330
00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:57,090
[chuckles]
in all modesty...
331
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,567
You save the world
dozens of times.
332
00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:00,898
Hundreds, actually.
333
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:03,838
In fact, on one occasion,
you and I worked together
334
00:17:03,906 --> 00:17:06,876
to save the entire univ--
never mind.
335
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,672
It should be here any --
336
00:17:08,744 --> 00:17:12,545
[loud rumbling ]
337
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,583
You could set your watch by it.
338
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,222
Jetray!
339
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:36,337
They hit it?
340
00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:37,373
Doesn't everything age
341
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:39,738
into oblivion as soon as they
touch it?
342
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:42,141
Gumballs last a really long time.
343
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:43,873
Look under your desk at school.
344
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:46,472
Now, get back!
345
00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:56,148
Let go!
He'll age you into dust!
346
00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:58,251
I exist outside of time.
347
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:02,230
Well, I can still feel the eons
passing.
348
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:05,934
Paradox, take us back to
the accident -- now.
349
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,061
But I told you!
350
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:09,628
Just do it!
351
00:18:12,474 --> 00:18:13,567
Kevin, Gwen --
the lab.
352
00:18:13,642 --> 00:18:14,666
Quick!
353
00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:17,542
You just keep that thing
occupied.
354
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,172
K-keep it occupied?
355
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:21,080
I'm a time-traveling hero.
356
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:24,211
I don't keep things occupied.
357
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,556
GENERAL:
Sure this thing is gonna work?
358
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:29,922
Your time machine has cost
359
00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:32,621
the U.S. Government a pretty
penny, doctor.
360
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:36,096
As to cost, I think the
alleviation of untold
361
00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:40,899
human suffering throughout history
is ample justification, General.
362
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,762
Why would it use the phone?
363
00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:43,669
What?
364
00:18:43,739 --> 00:18:46,265
The creature.
It tried to use the pay phone.
365
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:48,867
Then it went to the police station,
then the dorms.
366
00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:50,071
It didn't act like some
unfathomable
367
00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:52,614
transdimensional creature.
368
00:18:52,681 --> 00:18:54,513
It did everything a normal
person would do...
369
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,347
If they suddenly found
themselves
370
00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:59,149
in an abandoned
military base.
371
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,521
[time tunnel whirring ]
372
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,232
Look there.
373
00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:14,361
The assistant.
374
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:15,267
Aah!
375
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:28,807
[ yelling ]
376
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:37,486
Ben, you'll get sucked
in along with him!
377
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:39,824
I need to put on a
little weight.
378
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:43,529
[loud roaring ]
379
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,229
Humongousaur!
380
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,072
Whoa!
381
00:19:54,143 --> 00:19:55,338
Trust me.
382
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,743
This beats the alternative.
383
00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:17,229
Hugo!
384
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,164
Of course.
385
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:21,635
If it were a snake,
it would've bit me.
386
00:20:23,605 --> 00:20:25,130
But don't look so smug.
387
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,938
I would've figured it out
eventually.
388
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,912
You had 100,000 years!
389
00:20:32,514 --> 00:20:33,846
PARADOX:
Well, I have to admit it.
390
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:35,111
I'm impressed.
391
00:20:35,184 --> 00:20:37,517
All those centuries trapped in
the Event Horizon,
392
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:41,751
and it never occurred to me that
the accident wasn't my fault.
393
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,486
You're much smarter than you
were when I met you later.
394
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,828
Thanks...I guess.
395
00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:49,330
What happened to him,
your assistant?
396
00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:51,924
I lived my life.
397
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,628
Hugo!
398
00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:56,001
How are you?
399
00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:59,974
Well, you look the same, and
I haven't seen you in 50 years.
400
00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:02,375
Well, I haven't seen you in
100,000 years,
401
00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:04,310
but you don't look that bad.
402
00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:06,371
How was your life?
403
00:21:06,448 --> 00:21:08,280
Good, a good life.
404
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,718
But I'm --
I'm sorry about the experiment.
405
00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:13,415
I ruined everything.
406
00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:15,423
I never got to time-travel.
407
00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:17,823
Would you still like to?
408
00:21:17,893 --> 00:21:19,293
Yes.
409
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,262
I'm not afraid anymore.
410
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:22,696
Glad to hear it.
411
00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:27,293
How about I give you
a behind-the-scenes look at eternity?
412
00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:40,143
At least he's got
company now.
413
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,774
Oh, and thanks for stranding
414
00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:43,978
us out here in
the middle of nowhere!
415
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:44,951
Come on.
416
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:47,148
We've got a long walk home.
417
00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:53,762
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
418
00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:55,058
Stoked!
419
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:57,065
It looks like new.
420
00:21:57,866 --> 00:21:59,732
It doesn't just look
like new.
421
00:21:59,801 --> 00:22:00,860
It is new.
422
00:22:00,936 --> 00:22:03,337
It's factory-new from 30 years ago.
423
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:07,240
Paradox, I take back everything
I was about to say about you.
424
00:22:10,779 --> 00:22:12,213
"Kevin, try to keep in mind
425
00:22:12,281 --> 00:22:14,807
that if this car comes into
contact with anything else
426
00:22:14,883 --> 00:22:18,718
from 1976,
it will explode like antimatter.
427
00:22:18,787 --> 00:22:20,949
Enjoy!
Paradox."
428
00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:22,548
He's kidding, right?
429
00:22:22,624 --> 00:22:25,594
That's some kind of time-travel
joke, right?
430
00:22:26,528 --> 00:22:28,463
Isn't it...guys?