>> [ SNIFFS ]
>> HA!
[ CRUNCH ]
[ SLURPS ]
MMM.
[ SLURPS ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
KEVIN, BUDDY.
I'VE BEEN WAITING LIKE AN HOUR.
>> Kevin: I SAID I'D BE HERE,
AND I'M HERE, ARGIT.
WHAT'S YOUR PROPOSITION?
>> AWW, WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A
DOWNER?
AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.
AIN'T YA GLAD TO SEE YOUR OLD
RUNNIN' BUDDY?
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
NO, WAIT.
I GOT THAT TECH YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR.
>> Kevin: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M LOOKING FOR ANYTHING?
>> OH, COME ON, KEV.
OCTAGON FRIEDLE SAYS YOU'VE BEEN
VID-MESSAGING ALL THE
UNDERGROUND SWAPPERS.
YOU'RE IN THE MARKET FOR A
SPECIFIC PRIMO MACHINO.
AND I GOT IT.
>> Kevin: FOR REAL?
>> OH, NOWYOU'RE LISTENING --
NOW THAT I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR
YOU.
YOU ARE SO OFF MY CONTACT LIST,
MAN.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> Kevin: COME ON, ARGIT.
YOU'VE BURNED ME ON SO MANY
DEALS SO MANY TIMES, IT MAKES ME
FORGET HOW TIGHT WE REALLY ARE.
>> KEV, BUDDY.
I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOT WHEN THERE'S MONEY INVOLVED.
>> Kevin: SO...LET'S SEE IT.
>> UH...
I DON'T ACTUALLY GOT ITGOT IT.
>> Kevin: AW, COME ON!
>> BUT I CAN MAKE THE CONNECTION
WITH THE GUY WHO DOES.
I HAVE TO WARN YOU, THOUGH --
IT'S GONNA COST YA.
>> Gwen: [ LAUGHS ]
HEY, BEN. LOOK.
IT'S US IN FRONT OF THE OLD
RUST BUCKET.
>> Ben: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO LIKE GRANDPA MAX TO
LOSE ONEDUMPER, THEN RUN OUT
AND FIND ANOTHER.
THAT WHOLE SUMMER WAS
INCREDIBLE.
REMEMBER, GWEN?
HERO TIME, ALL THE TIME.
KEVIN WAS STILL A BAD GUY.
>> Kevin: LET IT GO, TENNYSON.
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE TO KEEP AN
EYE ON ME.
>> Gwen: IT'S SWEET THAT YOU
WANTED TO FIX UP RUST BUCKET 2.
>> Kevin: NOT YET.
>> Ben: STILL NOT BUYING THE
"NICE GUY" ACT, KEVIN.
>> Gwen: BEN...
[ BEEPS TWICE ]
>> Kevin: OKAY, I'M GONNA TRY
THE ENGINE.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> Ben: GO, KEVIN!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Both: UGH!
>> Ben: COME BACK, KEVIN!
>> Gwen: BEN!
[ BEEP ]
>> Big Chill: BIG CHILL!
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ BEEPING QUICKENS ]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Kevin: AAAH!
UGH!
[ BEEP ]
>> Big Chill: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Kevin: AAAAAAAH!
[ BEEP ]
[ TREES CRUNCHING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
NICE TRY, BUT TONIGHT, YOU'RE
MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
[ BEEPING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> Big Chill: UGH!
>> Ben: HE GOT AWAY.
>> Gwen: WHOA.
I MEAN...OH, NO!
>> Ben: HOW COULD I HAVE LET MY
GUARD DOWN?
HE'S A LIAR AND A THIEF!
>> Gwen: THAT WAS THE OLDKEVIN.
HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
AND WE'REDIFFERENT, TOO.
I CAN TRACK HIM FROM THIS.
>> Ben: YOU KEPT HIS SWEATY
HANDKERCHIEF?
>> Gwen: GOT HIM.
>> MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
YEAH. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A BUCKET OF BOLTS, MAN.
[ BEEP ]
LIKE I SAID -- A BUCKET OF
BOLTS.
BUT THE AFTERMARKET EXTRAS ARE
WORTH A FORTUNE.
>> Kevin: THINK YOUR GUY WILL
TAKE IT?
>> OH, YEAH.
IFHE EVER GOT THE CHANCE.
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Kevin: AAH!
UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
I CAN'T MOVE.
>> OH, SORRY, KEV.
SEE, THIS HAUL'S WORTH ENOUGH
CASHOLA TO PAY OFF EVERYBODY I
OWE AND FINALLY LIVE A LITTLE.
>> Kevin: UGH!
THE RUST BUCKET'S ALL I HAVE TO
BARGAIN WITH.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE HELD OUT ON
ME, BUDDY.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
WHEN YOU CAN WALK AGAIN, YOU GO
SEE HIM -- A TECH DEALER NAMED
VOLCANUS.
HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
SAYS HE WANTS YOU DEAD.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Kevin: AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Kevin: NOW, I KNOW THIS LOOKS
BAD.
>> Ben: BAD? BAD?!
IF YOU DON'T GET THE RUST BUCKET
BACK, I'LL SHOW YOU BAD!
>> Kevin: DOUBT IT.
>> Ben: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THIS
IS ALL OVER AND GRANDPA COMES
HOME?
WHERE'S HE GONNA LIVE THEN?
>> Gwen: DO I HAVE TO SEPARATE
YOU TWO?
>> Ben: HE STOLE GRANDPA'S HOME.
WHAT KIND OF JERK STEALS AN OLD
MAN'S HOME?
>> Gwen: ONE WITH A VERY GOOD
REASON.
RIGHT?
>> Kevin: YEAH, THIS IS
IMPORTANT.
>> Ben: IMPORTANT TO YOU.
>> Kevin: ONE SECOND.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Gwen: YOU HID A TRACKING
DEVICE IN THE UNDERCARRIAGE.
>> Kevin: LIKE I'D LET ANYBODY
SWIPE A FORTUNE IN PLUMBER TECH
FROM ME.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
[ BEEPING ]
>> Kevin: STRIPPED!
>> Ben: GREAT.
SO WHERE'S YOUR FORTUNE, KEVIN?
WHAT'S THIS WORTH -- 5 BUCKS?
UGH!
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING
THE PLANET SAFE FROM AN ALIEN
INVASION, AND WE CAN'T KEEP A
MOTOR HOME FROM BEING STOLEN?
>> Kevin: DROP IT.
>> Ben: DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME!
>> Kevin: [ SCOFFS ]
IS THIS WHERE YOU TURN INTO AN
ALIEN AND TRY TO KICK MY BUTT?
>> Ben: I'M CONSIDERING IT.
[ DOORKNOB RATTLES ]
>> Gwen: Shh!
>> [ WHISTLES ]
SCORE!
I KNEW I MISSED SOMETHING.
[ GASPS ]
UH-OH.
[ BEEP ]
>> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO.
DON'T LET YOU GET AWAY.
NO EQUALS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHINING ]
>> UGH!
>> Echo Echo: HI.
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHINING ]
>> OOF!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Echo Echo: NO! NO!
>> Kevin: WATCH OUT!
>> Gwen: DON'T WARN HIM!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Gwen: UGH!
>> Kevin: NO -- YOUWATCH OUT.
>> Gwen: OH.
>> Kevin: [ GROANS ]
>> Gwen: [ GROANS ]
>> Echo Echo: WALL OF SOUND!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
[ GROANING ]
WHAT?
[ GRUNTING ]
[ QUILLS CREAKING ]
>> Echo Echo: I SUPERGLUED THEM
TO YOUR HEAD.
EVERYBODY AWAKE?
[ SNORING ]
HMM. CLOSE ENOUGH.
>> Ben: [ YAWNING ]
SO, LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.
>> I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT.
YOU CANNOT TRUST THAT MAN.
>> Kevin: ME?
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE WAS GONNA
DO?
STEAL YOUR MOTOR HOME AND SELL
IT TO ANOTHER CRIMINAL.
THANK GOODNESS I STOPPED HIM.
>> Kevin: BY STEALING IT
YOURSELF.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I MAY BE A CROOK, BUT THIS
GUY'S NO GOOD.
YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM.
HE'LL STAB YOU IN THE BACK JUST
FOR LAUGHS.
>> Kevin: THANKS, BUDDY.
>> Ben: THIS CREEP'S GOT A
POINT.
YOU'RE ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING.
SELF-SERVING, SHIFTY, ALWAYS
WORKING SOME KIND OF ANGLE.
ALWAYS A THIEF.
WELL?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR
YOURSELF?
>> Kevin: YOU KNOW WHAT,
TENNYSON -- I DON'T HAVE TO
EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU.
OR YOU EITHER.
I'M DONE WITH BOTH OF YOU!
UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
[ CHATTERING CONTINUES ]
TAKE ME TO THE BOSS.
I HEAR YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME,
VOLCANUS.
WELL, HERE I AM.
>> Volcanus: KEVIN LEVIN.
I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO TRADE
WITH YOU OR TEAR YOU TO PIECES.
REMEMBER THAT
COUNTERFEIT-ISOTOPE SCAM A FEW
YEARS BACK?
>> Kevin: YYYYYEAH.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> Volcanus: YOU LEFT ME HOLDING
THE BAG AND AT THE MERCY OF THE
PLUMBERS.
I ESCAPED, BUT NOW I'M STUCK ON
EARTH, SWAPPING LEVEL 3 TECH TO
GET BY -- THANKS TO YOU.
>> Kevin: ANCIENT HISTORY.
I'M HERE TO MAKE A DEAL.
>> Volcanus: I HAVE THE PLUMBER
GADGET YOU WANT.
WHAT'LL YOU GIVE ME FOR IT?
>> Kevin: LOOK, COMPLETELY
STRAIGHT -- I HAD THIS STASH OF
PLUMBER'S TECHNOLOGY, BUT I LOST
IT.
>> Volcanus: YOU WANT TO OWEME?
>> Kevin: TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO
DO TO GET IT.
>> Kevin: HUH?
>> Volcanus: KNEEL.
>> Kevin: UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Volcanus: FIRST, YOU'RE GOING
TO PAY ME BACK FOR THE
DOUBLE-CROSS.
>> Kevin: I...CAN'T...STOP...
ABSORBING.
>> Volcanus: BECAUSE I DON'T
WANTYOU TO.
YOU'RE RECURSIVELY ABSORBING A
PIECE OF TAEDENITE, THE RAREST,
MOST PRECIOUS LIVING GEM IN THE
GALAXY.
[ SCRAPING ]
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Volcanus: THIS IS THE ONLY
PIECE OF TAEDENITE IN THIS
SPIRAL OF THE MILKY WAY.
OR IT WAS...
UNTIL YOUCAME ALONG.
>> Kevin: YOU'RE GARBAGE!
AAAH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: YOU OWE ME.
I'M GONNA TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR
HIDE, THEN SELL YOU OFF, PIECE
BY PIECE.
AND I'M GONNA DO IT FOREVER.
>> Kevin: DO WHAT YOU WANT TO
ME...
BUT BEN TENNYSON GETS THAT
HOLOVIEWER.
>> Volcanus: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE IN A BAD POSITION TO MAKE
DEMANDS.
>> Big Chill: HE WOULDBE, IF HE
WERE ALONE.
BUT HE'S WITH US.
>> Kevin: YOU FOLLOWED ME?
>> Big Chill: THAT WHOLE
"GET MAD AND STORM OFF" ACT?
PLEASE.
>> Volcanus: YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!
HADFRIENDS.
>> Gwen: UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: UGH!
>> Big Chill: GOOD WAY TO BREAK
YOUR HAND.
TOLD YOU SO.
>> Volcanus: YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
BE FIGHTING IF YOU KNEW WHAT HE
DID TO ME.
>> Big Chill: HE STOLE.
HE RAN.
THAT'S KEVIN.
ARGH!
UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
[ ALIENS WHIMPERING ]
>> Big Chill: [ GROWLS ]
>> Volcanus: I'MTHE INJURED
PARTY HERE.
WHEN THE PLUMBERS CAME AFTER ME,
THEY BLEW UP MY SHIP!
>> Big Chill: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Volcanus: UGH!
W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Gwen: KEVIN!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Kevin: [ GROANS ]
>> Gwen: EASY.
>> Ben: HEY, WHAT ABOUT HIM?
>> Volcanus: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Kevin: WHAT ABOUTHIM?
WE'RE EVEN.
WAIT.
>> Ben: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE
AFTER?
>> Gwen: ANOTHER HOLOVIEWER?
>> Kevin: I HEAR THIS ONE'S
SPECIAL.
>> Ben: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
>> Kevin: THINK ABOUT IT -- I'M
AN EX-CON.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF STUFF I'M NOT
PROUD OF -- STUFF THAT IF YOU
KNEW, YOU'D PROBABLY NEVER TRUST
ME AGAIN.
SO, NEXT TIME I SAY "DROP IT,"
DROP IT.
>> Gwen: THAT'S NOT HOW IT
WORKS, KEVIN.
>> Ben: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DID
THAT MATTERS BUT WHAT YOU'RE
GOINGTO DO.
>> Kevin: UH-HUH.
YOU GONNA LOOK AT THAT?
[ BEEP ]
>> Max: BEN, IF YOU FOUND THIS
MESSAGE, YOU MUST BE IN PRETTY
DEEP.
THERE'S A LOT I CAN'T REVEAL
YET, BUT HERE'S ONE THING I
CAN --YOU CAN'T GO IT ALONE.
BY NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY MEETING
SOME OF THE OTHER PLUMBERS'
KIDS.
BUT YOU HAVE TO FIND MORE.
YOU NEED TO PUT TOGETHER A TEAM.