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>> SURE THIS THING IS GONNA
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WORK?
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YOUR TIME MACHINE HAS COST THE
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U.S. GOVERNMENT A PRETTY PENNY,
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DOCTOR.
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>> THE CHRONO-LOGGER IS HARDLY A
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TIME MACHINE IN THE SENSE OF A
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VEHICLE, BUT RATHER A SUBATOMIC
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DRILL DESIGNED TO BORE A TUNNEL
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IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME.
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AS TO COST, I THINK THE
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ALLEVIATION OF UNTOLD HUMAN
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SUFFERING THROUGHOUT HISTORY IS
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AMPLE JUSTIFICATION, GENERAL.
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>> IT'LL ALSO GIVE OUR RED
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BUDDIES OVERSEAS A THING OR TWO
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TO THINK ABOUT.
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>> BUT TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST
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QUESTION, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY
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TO FIND OUT.
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>> YOU'RE CERTAIN WE'RE SAFE,
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DOCTOR?
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>> I'M NOT CERTAIN OF ANYTHING,
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HUGO, BUT THE CHRONO-MAGNETIC
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FIELD WE'VE GENERATED SHOULD
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PROTECT US.
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>> DOCTOR, I-- I'M FRIGHTENED.
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>> HAVE A GUMBALL.
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IT'LL CALM YOUR NERVES.
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[ LOUD ROARING ]
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>> Kevin: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO
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COME.
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GWEN AND I COULD'VE HANDLED THIS
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ALONE.
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IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.
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>> Ben: DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
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NOTHING.
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WEIRD NOISES, UNEARTHLY LIGHTS,
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RUMORS OF WEIRD CREATURES OUT
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HERE?
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>> Kevin: YEAH, THE DUDES I
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HEARD IT FROM AREN'T TOTALLY
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RELIABLE.
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>> Gwen: ISN'T THAT, LIKE, A BIG
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BAD-BOY THING TO DO -- COME OUT
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HERE TO THE GHOST TOWN TO
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DRAG-RACE?
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>> Kevin: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
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I JUST KNOW THEM FROM AUTO SHOP.
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>> Ben: GRANDPA MAX SAID
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LOS SOLEDAD USED TO BE A BIG
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MILITARY BASE BACK IN THE '50s.
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SOME KIND OF RESEARCH FACILITY.
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>> Kevin: YEAH.
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MUST'VE BEEN SOME PRETTY SERIOUS
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RESEARCH.
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CHECK OUT THESE WALLS.
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50 YEARS LATER AND THERE'S STILL
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NO WAY IN.
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NO WAY.
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THESE WEREN'T HERE.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> Gwen: DID ANYONE NOTICE SOME
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OF THEM ARE VAGUELY
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PERSON-SHAPED?
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>> Ben: WEIRD.
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MAYBE SOMETHING -- I DON'T
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KNOW -- BURNED THROUGH THE WALL.
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>> Kevin: LIKE WHAT?
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>> Ben: THE SAME THING THAT
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BURNED THESE WEIRD TRAILS
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EVERYWHERE.
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>> Gwen: LOOK.
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>> Ben: THIS IS A BIRD.
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AND THESE ARE LIZARD BONES.
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THEY'RE FOSSILIZED.
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>> Gwen: AND THEY'RE NOT THE
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ONLY THING.
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IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TURNED THIS
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SLATE INTO SAND JUST BY STANDING
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ON IT.
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>> Kevin: HE WAS PROBABLY ON
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HOLD.
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>> Ben: THE TRAIL GOES TO THE
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POLICE STATION, THEN TO THOSE --
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I GUESS THEY'RE APARTMENTS.
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>> Kevin: JUST TO REVIEW,
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SOMEONE STOOD HERE A MILLION
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YEARS AGO AND THEN WALKED TO
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THOSE BUILDINGS THAT WERE BUILT
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50 YEARS AGO?
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>> Ben: YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
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THESE COULD BE SIGNS OF SERIOUS
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DNAlien ACTIVITY, AND IT'S UP TO
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US --
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>> Gwen: DNAliens ARE NOT DOING
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THIS.
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DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DNAlien TO
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YOU?
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>> Kevin: FINALLY SOMETHING
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WORTH THE GAS.
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>> Chromastone: CHROMASTONE!
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LOOK OUT!
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GONE.
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>> Gwen: AT LEAST THE BUILDING
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IT DESTROYED WASN'T THE LIBRARY.
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>> Kevin: YOU REALLY LOVE THE
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BOOKS.
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>> Ben: SHE'S SAYING WE HAVE TO
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RESEARCH, FIND OUT WHAT THAT
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THING IS.
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ALL WE KNOW SO FAR IS THAT IT'S
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LOOKING FOR SOMETHING HERE ON
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THE BASE.
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>> Gwen: THESE FILMS ARE REALLY
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CORRODED, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
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BASE WAS BUILT FOR SOME KIND OF
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TIME EXPERIMENT CALLED PROJECT
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PARADOX.
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>> Kevin: WHO WOULDN'T PICK THE
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DESERT OUTSIDE BELLWOOD TO DO
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TOP-SECRET RESEARCH?
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>> Ben: THEY BUILT IT HERE
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BECAUSE OF THE HUGE QUARTZ
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DEPOSITS.
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>> Kevin: QUARTZ TIME?
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MAYBE THEY WERE TRYING TO BUILD
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THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WRISTWATCH.
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>> Ben: HIS NAME HAS BEEN
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CENSORED.
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WHOEVER HE WAS, HIS PARADOX
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THEORY WAS THE BASIS OF SOME
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KIND OF EXPERIMENTAL TUNNEL
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THROUGH TIME.
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>> Kevin: LOOKS LIKE MY PLACE
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AFTER THAT BIG PARTY I THREW
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LAST WEEKEND.
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>> Gwen: LOOK.
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THAT THING HAS BEEN HERE, TOO.
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>> Ben: ONLY ONE TRAIL.
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IT EITHER CAME IN HERE AND
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VANISHED...
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>> Gwen: OR IT WAS BORN HERE.
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[ LOUD RUMBLING ]
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>> Swampfire: SWAMPFIRE!
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GOT YOU.
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>> "SWAMPFIRE."
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THAT TAKES ME BACK.
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OR IS IT FORWARD?
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IT'S SO HARD TO TELL, BEN.
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HAVE WE MET?
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>> Swampfire: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY
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NAME?
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>> HAVE WE MET YET,I SUPPOSE
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THE QUESTION WAS.
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>> Kevin: HEY, IT'S THAT DORK
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FROM THE PHOTO, THE PARADOX GUY.
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>> Gwen: YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT
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ALL IN 50 YEARS.
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>> OH, CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN
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THAT.
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GUMBALL?
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>> Swampfire: NO, THANKS.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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>> YOU JUST READ MY FILE.
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I WAS RATHER HOPING YOUCOULD
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TELL ME.
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IT SLIPPED MY MIND SEVERAL
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HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
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>> Kevin: DID HE JUST SAY
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"SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS"?
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>> Swampfire: DID YOU JUST
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SAY -- HEY.
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>> BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN
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TO SEE A SPACE-TIME ANOMALY
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AROUND HERE, DID YOU -- ABOUT YE
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BIG, INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE,
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VIRTUALLY UNSTOPPABLE?
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NO, I MUST'VE BEEN THINKING OF
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ANOTHER MOMENT.
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TA-TA!
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>> Kevin: WHERE'D HE...
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>> Gwen: HE'S OUT THERE.
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>> Swampfire: HE'S OBVIOUSLY
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CONNECTED TO THAT CREATURE.
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WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM.
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>> Kevin: OH, YEAH, WE'LL TALK.
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RIGHT AFTER THE POUNDING!
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HUH?
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>> WAS I IN THERE?
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THAT WAS PUBLIC PROPERTY, YOU
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KNOW.
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>> Swampfire: HOW DOES HE MOVE
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SO FAST?
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>> YOU MEAN, HOW DO I MOVE SO
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QUICKLY?
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IT'S CALLED "WALKING."
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STROLLING, REALLY.
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>> Kevin: THAT'S BETTER.
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>> EASY ON THE JACKET.
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IT'S 1,200 YEARS OLD.
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ANYWAY, THANKS.
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>> Swampfire: "THANKS"?
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FOR WHAT?
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>> WELL, I HAD A FEELING IF WE
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MADE A LOUD ENOUGH RACKET, HE'D
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SHOW UP.
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>> Kevin: FINALLY SOMETHING WE
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CAN HIT.
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>> OH, I REALLY DON'T THINK
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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>> Gwen: THOSE TRAILS.
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THEY'RE NOT BURN MARKS.
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THEY'RE...AGE.
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THE CREATURE ACCELERATES TIME.
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>> VERY GOOD.
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>> Kevin: NOT SO FAST, UGLY!
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AAH!
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>> Swampfire: [ GASPS ] KEVIN!
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>> Gwen: KEVIN!
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>> Ben: JUST TOUCHING THAT THING
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AGED HIM 60, 80 YEARS.
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WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM TO A
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HOSPITAL.
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>> Kevin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
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>> Gwen: COME ON, KEVIN, WE'RE
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GONNA GET YOU SOME HELP.
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>> Kevin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
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"HELP"?
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I'M GONNA KICK THAT THING'S
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KEISTER!
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OY!
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>> Gwen: ARE YOU OKAY?
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>> Kevin: MY BACK IS KILLING ME.
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MY LEGS ACHE.
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AND WHAT'S UP WITH THESE SHOES?
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IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A
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LITTLE SUPPORT?
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>> Gwen: HE'S LIKE A REAL
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IRRITABLE, SHORT-TEMPERED,
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CROTCHETY OLD MAN.
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>> Kevin: WHY ARE YOU
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WHISPERING?!
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>> Ben: IN OTHER WORDS, ASIDE
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FROM THE MALE-PATTERN BALDNESS,
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HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS
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ALWAYS.
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COME ON, OLD MAN.
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I'LL TAKE THOSE.
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>> Kevin: WHAT DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE DOING?
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>> Ben: DRIVING.
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>> Kevin: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
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IT.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE.
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>> Ben: GRANDPA MAX TAUGHT ME,
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AND IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
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YOU'RE NEARSIGHTED, ARTHRITIC,
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YOUR REFLEXES ARE SHOT, AND
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YOU'RE TRYING TO UNLOCK A
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CACTUS.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
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>> Kevin: YOU SHOULD'VE GONE OUT
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WITH ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND
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HANDSOME.
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>> Gwen: YOU WERE TOO IMMATURE.
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>> Kevin: WHAT ABOUT NOW?
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>> Gwen: TOO OLD.
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>> Ben: WHOOPS!
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>> Kevin: IT'S NOT A BUMPER CAR!
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>> Gwen: BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK
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UP!
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BEN, ON THE RIGHT!
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> Kevin: NO! NO!
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NOT THE CAR!
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NOT THE CAR!
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>> Ben: HANG ON.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> Kevin: YOU ARE NEVER DRIVING
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MY CAR AGAIN!
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>> Ben: TRUE.
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>> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HERE
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SIX SECONDS AGO.
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OR IT THIS THING RUNNING FAST?
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>> Ben: WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> Gwen: WHAT IS THAT CREATURE?
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>> Kevin: CAN YOU FIX MY CAR?
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>> THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT
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ABOUT YOU.
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IS IT YOUR HAIR?
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>> Kevin: YEAH, I'M PARTING IT
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DOWN THE MIDDLE NOW, AND I ALSO
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GOT REAL OLD!
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>> DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT OLD.
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I WALK IN ETERNITY.
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>> Kevin: WELL, YOU BETTER START
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RUNNING IN ETERNITY, SMART GUY!
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>> HMM. YOU MIGHT SLOW US DOWN.
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I NEED TO FIX THAT.
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WE'LL COME BACK RIGHT OVER
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THERE.
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>> Gwen: KEVIN.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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YOU'RE GOOD AS NEW.
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>> Kevin: WELL, MY BACK STILL
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HURTS A LITTLE.
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IF I COULD JUST LEAN ON YOU...
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ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR, IF YOU
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WOULDN'T MIND FIXING MY CAR.
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>> HOW EXACTLY DO YOU EXPECT ME
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TO DO THAT?
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I'M A TIME TRAVELER, NOT A BODY
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SHOP.
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REGRESSING A CAR WOULD BREAK ALL
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THE CHRONAL LAWS OF SPACE-TIME
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AND --
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>> Ben: OKAY! ENOUGH!
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I WANT ANSWERS -- NOW.
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>> SAME OLD BEN TENNYSON.
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YOU'RE EVEN MORE LIKE YOURSELF
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NOW THAN YOU WERE IN THE FUTURE,
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WHICH, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, I
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CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU ABOUT.
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>> Kevin: YOU WANT ME TO HURT
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HIM?
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>> Gwen: WHAT CAN YOU TELL US,
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MISTER...PARADOX?
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>> PARADOX.
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OH, YES, THAT'LL DO.
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THAT'LL DO VERY NICELY.
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I'LL TELL YOU MY STORY IN A WAY
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YOU CAN UNDERSTAND -- WITH A
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BEGINNING, MIDDLE, AND END.
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WE'LL START IN THE MIDDLE.
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LOS SOLEDAD WAS BUILT ENTIRELY
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BECAUSE OF MY INGENIOUS
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THEORY -- A TIME TUNNEL
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UTILIZING THE PROPERTIES I
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DISCOVERED IN QUARTZ CRYSTALS
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WHICH WOULD ALLOW US ACCESS TO
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PAST AND FUTURE EVENTS.
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>> Kevin: YEAH, WELL, FOR A
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GENIUS, LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW IT.
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>> YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF
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IT.
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SOME TINY MISCALCULATION ON MY
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PART DESTABILIZED THE EXPERIMENT
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AND RIPPED A HOLE IN THE FABRIC
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OF REALITY.
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I WAS HURLED INTO THE EVENT
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HORIZON.
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I MUST'VE SPENT 100,000 YEARS
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THERE.
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I DIDN'T AGE OR NEED TO SLEEP OR
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EAT.
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JUST EXIST.
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>> Kevin: [ CHUCKLES ]
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SOUNDS PRETTY BORING.
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>> AT FIRST I WENT MAD, OF
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COURSE, BUT AFTER A FEW
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MILLENNIA, I GOT BORED WITH
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THAT, TOO, AND WENT SANE -- VERY
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SANE.
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I BEGAN TO LEARN.
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I NOW HAVE TOTAL UNDERSTANDING
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OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM,
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ALLOWING ME TO TRAVEL ANYWHERE
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AND ANYWHEN I WANT, WITHIN
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REASON.
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>> Kevin: SO, WHERE'S YOUR TIME
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MACHINE?
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>> Ben: HE DOESN'T HAVE A TIME
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MACHINE.
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HE HAS A MAP IN HIS HEAD.
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>> EXACTLY.
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I KNOW WHERE ALL THE SHORTCUTS
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ARE.
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I'VE SPENT A DOZEN LIFETIMES
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CRISSCROSSING THE TIME STREAM,
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MAKING IT A BETTER PLACE.
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>> Kevin: AND HOW DOES THAT PAY?
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>> AT THE MOMENT, NOT EVEN IN
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JOB SATISFACTION.
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YOU SEE, I RECENTLY DISCOVERED
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THAT SOME KIND OF
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EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE IS
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GOING TO WREAK HAVOC ACROSS THE
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UNIVERSE.
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>> Ben: SO?
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WAY YOU TALK, YOU TAKE ON
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MONSTERS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
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WHY IS THIS ONE SO BAD?
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>> BECAUSE UNLIKE THE THOUSANDS
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OF FOES I FACED BEFORE, THIS
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EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE CAME
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INTO OUR PLANE OF REALITY THE
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MOMENT MY EXPERIMENT WENT AWRY.
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>> Kevin: OH.
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SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR, IT'S YOUR
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FAULT.
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>> Gwen: THIS CREATURE HASN'T
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BEEN LURKING AROUND HERE FOR 50
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YEARS.
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WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.
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>> TIME IS LIKE A RIVER.
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IT MOVES, FLOWS, AND BENDS.
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50 YEARS AGO, I ACCIDENTALLY SET
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OFF A DEPTH CHARGE IN THAT
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RIVER.
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THE CREATURE I RELEASED WAS
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BLASTED 50 YEARS THROUGH TIME TO
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YOUR PRESENT, DOING THIS TO YOUR
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FUTURE.
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>> Gwen: BUT ALL IT'S DOING IS
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MESSING UP AN OLD ARMY BASE.
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WHY IS THAT A PROBLEM AT ALL?
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WHY NOT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE?
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>> THAT'S A BETTER QUESTION FOR
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THE MAN ON THE MOON.
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>> Ben: WHAT?
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00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:03,019
WHO'S THE MAN ON THE MOON?
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>> I AM.
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>> Ben: WE'RE ON THE MOON.
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>> NO, WE'RE ON THE MOON IN YOUR
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DISTANT FUTURE.
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>> Kevin: WHAT?!
432
00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:16,023
HOW ARE WE NOT SUFFOCATING?
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>> GOOD QUESTION.
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00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,005
NOT REMOTELY THE POINT, THOUGH.
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IMAGINE WHAT THE EARTH WOULD
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LOOK LIKE IN 200 YEARS, SAY,
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WITH THAT TIME MONSTER WANDERING
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ALL OVER IT, AGING EVERYTHING
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THAT CROSSED ITS PATH TO DUST.
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00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:31,014
FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH NO
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IMAGINATION, THE EARTH IS UP
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00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:37,026
THERE.
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>> Ben: YOU BROUGHT US TO THE
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WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF THE
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FUTURE.
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>> NO.
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SHOULD I FAIL TO STOP THAT
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00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,027
CREATURE, THIS IS YOUR BEST
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POSSIBLE FUTURE.
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>> NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, IS IT?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> I'M ALLOWING MYSELF TO FEEL
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THE FULL IMPACT OF MY FAILURE.
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>> Kevin: OKAY. WHO'S HE?
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>> Ben: HE'S A PARALLEL PARADOX.
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>> YOUNG BEN HAS AN INNATE SENSE
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OF TRANSTEMPORAL METAPHYSICS,
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WHICH WILL SERVE HIM WELL IN HIS
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FUTURE -- OR SHOULD I SAY
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"PAST."
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>> Ben: AND I DRIVE GOOD, TOO.
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>> Kevin: WE CAN BREATHE ON THE
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MOON IN THE FUTURE, BUT YOU
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CAN'T FIX MY CAR?
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>> WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT WHAT I
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DID.
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BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU BETTER
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DO IT QUICKLY.
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TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
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>> Gwen: WHY COME BACK HERE?
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WHY DON'T WE TRAVEL BACK IN TIME
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AND STOP THE TIME EXPERIMENT
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FROM EVER HAPPENING?
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>> ISN'T IT JUST LIKE AN ENERGY
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BEING TO THINK OUTSIDE TEMPORAL
477
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CONVENTIONS?
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>> Gwen: I'M NOT AN ENERGY --
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>> THE EXPERIMENT THAT RELEASES
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THE CREATURE ALSO UNSTICKS ME IN
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TIME, AND THAT MUST HAPPEN
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BECAUSE [CHUCKLES] IN ALL
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MODESTY...
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>> Ben: YOU SAVE THE WORLD
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DOZENS OF TIMES.
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>> HUNDREDS, ACTUALLY.
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IN FACT, ON ONE OCCASION, YOU
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AND I WORKED TOGETHER TO SAVE
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00:17:00,008 --> 00:17:02,025
THE ENTIRE UNIV-- NEVER MIND.
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IT SHOULD BE HERE ANY --
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00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:08,001
[ LOUD RUMBLING ]
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YOU COULD SET YOUR WATCH BY IT.
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>> Jetray: JETRAY!
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THEY HIT IT?
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DOESN'T EVERYTHING AGE INTO
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OBLIVION AS SOON AS THEY TOUCH
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IT?
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>> GUMBALLS LAST A REALLY LONG
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TIME.
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LOOK UNDER YOUR DESK AT SCHOOL.
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NOW, GET BACK!
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>> Gwen: LET GO!
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HE'LL AGE YOU INTO DUST!
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>> I EXIST OUTSIDE OF TIME.
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WELL, I CAN STILL FEEL THE EONS
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PASSING.
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>> Ben: PARADOX, TAKE US BACK TO
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THE ACCIDENT -- NOW.
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>> BUT I TOLD YOU!
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>> Ben: JUST DO IT!
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KEVIN, GWEN -- THE LAB.
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QUICK!
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YOU JUST KEEP THAT THING
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OCCUPIED.
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00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,013
>> K-KEEP IT OCCUPIED?
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I'M A TIME-TRAVELING HERO.
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I DON'T KEEP THINGS OCCUPIED.
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>> SURE THIS THING IS GONNA
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WORK?
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YOUR TIME MACHINE HAS COST THE
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U.S. GOVERNMENT A PRETTY PENNY,
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DOCTOR.
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>> AS TO COST, I THINK THE
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ALLEVIATION OF UNTOLD HUMAN
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SUFFERING THROUGHOUT HISTORY IS
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AMPLE JUSTIFICATION, GENERAL.
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>> Ben: WHY WOULD IT USE THE
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PHONE?
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>> Gwen: WHAT?
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>> Ben: THE CREATURE.
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IT TRIED TO USE THE PAY PHONE.
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THEN IT WENT TO THE POLICE
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STATION, THEN THE DORMS.
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IT DIDN'T ACT LIKE SOME
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UNFATHOMABLE TRANSDIMENSIONAL
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CREATURE.
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IT DID EVERYTHING A NORMAL
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PERSON WOULD DO...
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>> Gwen: IF THEY SUDDENLY FOUND
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THEMSELVES IN AN ABANDONED
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MILITARY BASE.
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[ TIME TUNNEL WHIRRING ]
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>> Ben: LOOK THERE.
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THE ASSISTANT.
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>> AAH!
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>> Gwen: BEN, YOU'LL GET SUCKED
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IN ALONG WITH HIM!
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>> Ben: I NEED TO PUT ON A
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LITTLE WEIGHT.
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[ LOUD ROARING ]
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>> Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!
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>> WHOA!
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>> Humongousaur: TRUST ME.
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THIS BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE.
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>> HUGO!
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OF COURSE.
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IF IT WERE A SNAKE, IT WOULD'VE
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BIT ME.
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DON'T LOOK SO SMUG.
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I WOULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT
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EVENTUALLY.
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>> Ben: YOU HAD 100,000 YEARS!
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>> WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT IT.
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I'M IMPRESSED.
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ALL THOSE CENTURIES TRAPPED IN
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THE EVENT HORIZON, AND IT NEVER
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OCCURRED TO ME THAT THE ACCIDENT
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WASN'T MY FAULT.
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YOU'RE MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU
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WERE WHEN I MET YOU LATER.
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>> Ben: THANKS...I GUESS.
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>> Gwen: WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM,
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YOUR ASSISTANT?
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>> I LIVED MY LIFE.
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>> HUGO!
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HOW ARE YOU?
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>> WELL, YOU LOOK THE SAME, AND
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 50 YEARS.
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>> WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN
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100,000 YEARS, BUT YOU DON'T
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LOOK THAT BAD.
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HOW WAS YOUR LIFE?
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>> GOOD, A GOOD LIFE.
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BUT I'M -- I'M SORRY ABOUT THE
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EXPERIMENT.
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I RUINED EVERYTHING.
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I NEVER GOT TO TIME-TRAVEL.
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>> WOULD YOU STILL LIKE TO?
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>> YES.
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I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.
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>> GLAD TO HEAR IT.
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HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A
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BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT
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ETERNITY?
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>> Gwen: AT LEAST HE'S GOT
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COMPANY NOW.
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>> Kevin: OH, AND THANKS FOR
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STRANDING US OUT HERE IN THE
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MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
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>> Ben: COME ON.
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WE'VE GOT A LONG WALK HOME.
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>> Kevin: OH, HO, HO, HO!
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STOKED!
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>> Gwen: IT LOOKS LIKE NEW.
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>> Kevin: IT DOESN'T JUST LOOK
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LIKE NEW.
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IT NEW.
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IT'S FACTORY-NEW FROM 30 YEARS
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AGO.
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PARADOX, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING
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I WAS ABOUT TO SAY ABOUT YOU.
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>> Ben: "KEVIN, TRY TO KEEP IN
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MIND THAT IF THIS CAR COMES INTO
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CONTACT WITH ANYTHING ELSE FROM
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1976, IT WILL EXPLODE LIKE
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ANTIMATTER.
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ENJOY!
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PARADOX."
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>> Kevin: HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT?
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THAT'S SOME KIND OF TIME-TRAVEL
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JOKE, RIGHT?
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ISN'T IT...GUYS?