1 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:05,092 We did a test last night for COVID 2 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:07,268 and we tested positive today. 3 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:09,096 Since Sonja had COVID, 4 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:11,446 none of us have really have seen each other in a while. 5 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,317 So I'm like a nervous Nellie. 6 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:15,363 It's like I'm entertaining a boyfriend or something, 7 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,800 it's just the girls. And I think it'd be just nice to be under 8 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:19,758 one roof and just all hang out together. 9 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,543 I've never had a Galentine's day. 10 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,806 - Isn't this nice? - This is really, really lovely. 11 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:29,116 You ready to play "Pin the Tail on Harry?" 12 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:32,075 - Oh sh--! - Three out of five of us 13 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:34,512 had dipped our toe in the Harry pot. I can't. 14 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,384 Hold it. Hold it! 15 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,083 - Oh, my God. - What? 16 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,606 Harry's calling. 17 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,217 On my phone, or your phone? 18 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,219 Your phone. Harry Dubin doesn't call me. 19 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,569 -"We're just friends!" - Oh my God! 20 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,137 "We're just friends!" 21 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,052 Oh sh--! 22 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:57,492 Oh, my God. This is so funny. 23 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,320 - Answer Harry. - Oh, my God. 24 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,365 - Put him on speaker. - Hey, Harry. 25 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:06,109 Oh, I'm just, you know, hanging around, 26 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,328 having a little glass of wine. 27 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,635 Totally. 28 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:12,333 I don't think he has enough money either, though. 29 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:13,725 He didn't have enough money for me. 30 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:18,339 I am at my house with my girlfriends having a little-- 31 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:23,387 It's just 'cause, you know. 32 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,391 He's a [bleep] boy. 33 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:29,828 He's like a 60 something year old [bleep] boy. 34 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:32,483 - I cannot believe Harry called. - He hung up? 35 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,878 Oh, we know you tried to suck face with Ramona. 36 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:38,272 - Actually I saw you. - No, Harry and I 37 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:39,621 are just friends, we love each other. 38 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:47,150 Yes, and I told Sonja how much you miss her 39 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:48,586 and how much you love her. 40 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:52,590 Harry, it's not that I don't still love you. 41 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,549 I just don't want to be around you. You're toxic. 42 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,638 You have had sex with Luann. 43 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,292 You're trying to have sex with Ramona. 44 00:01:58,335 --> 00:01:59,510 No, we're not having sex. 45 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:00,903 He's trying. 46 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:05,560 Well, you were a nice guy till you cheated on me. 47 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,736 And then you slept with all my girlfriends. 48 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:11,218 All right. I'll speak to you later. I love you. I love you. 49 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,697 Oh yeah, she loves him. 50 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:14,395 She just wants invites for Harry. 51 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:17,485 - That was so weird. - That was weird. 52 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:18,921 You are working it, Ramona. 53 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:20,705 That was so random. 54 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:24,796 Do I buy that Ramona is friends with lots of guys 55 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,581 and she doesn't hook up? Yes. 56 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,452 We got to take this 'cause Sonja is very angry. 57 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,933 Do I buy that she's friends with Harry 58 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:33,327 and doesn't hook up at all? No. 59 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,329 Why would you not date him? Let me ask you that. 60 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,287 Why would you not date him? 61 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:40,290 I have a lot of male gay friends and he's like a male guy friend. 62 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:42,423 There's only one thing to do with Harry, 63 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,338 and that's to get down and get dirty. 64 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:47,210 And we all know Ramona don't have time just to be friends 65 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:50,909 with a man, especially after a deep kiss like that. 66 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,695 Can we stop talking about Harry? 67 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,610 Okay, let's go around 68 00:02:55,653 --> 00:03:01,442 and talk about our best and worst sexual experiences. 69 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,792 - Oh, boy. - Oh, I got my worst. 70 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:06,664 Oh, you go first! Tell us. 71 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,623 I had this great boyfriend in high school. 72 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,929 He's the first man I had intercourse with 73 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,801 - or make love with. - You lost your virginity to him? 74 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,629 But he didn't want to do it. I made him. 75 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,544 I'm like, "I'm ready." He goes, "You sure?" 76 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,633 - Like, I wanted it, he didn't. - Well, you are a top. 77 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:21,592 So I was madly in love with Jeff, now I'm at FIT college. 78 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:23,855 And I wanted another experience. 79 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:26,293 Oh, my God. Nothing changed. 80 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:29,426 So you cheated on Jeff. It's all good. You wanted some new dick. 81 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,341 But then we went out. How ever many dates. 82 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:32,864 So, now I finally sleep over. 83 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:36,520 I'm telling you, his penis was like, erect, 84 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,566 it was like not even as big as my thumb. 85 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:42,787 So I go, "God's punishing me! I'm cheating on my boyfriend!" 86 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,876 - You know what? He was. - I was cheating! 87 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,617 [talking over each other] 88 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,751 And worse, he came in two seconds. 89 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,406 This is rich coming from Ramona. 90 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,321 Now when I said she could take a big dick, 91 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,887 she freaked out on me. 92 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,889 I just heard you say you could take a big dick. 93 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,761 Did she not say, "I can take a big penis?" 94 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:00,936 No! 95 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:06,289 - And now we all know the truth. - Okay, who's next? 96 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,378 She had the sh--iest experience ever. 97 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:09,901 She spent a lot of time on this guy 98 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,642 just to get to the root of it. 99 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,427 Yeah, because he was so perfect, wait-- 100 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,690 tall, gorgeous, spoke five languages. 101 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,040 - We know that turns you on. - Sophisticated, great job, 102 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,434 - et cetera, et cetera. - Checking off all the boxes. 103 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:24,307 And like after ten dates, he's not like touching me or like-- 104 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,309 Oh, that's a warning sign. 105 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,355 Kissing, yes. But nothing further than that. 106 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,313 Right. So I'm like, what's going on? 107 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:33,316 Maybe he just likes to be slow or go about things slow. 108 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,711 So I tell him about this erotic dream that I had, figuring-- 109 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:38,756 and we were in Aspen skiing. 110 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,498 And in the dream, I'm like kissing him. 111 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,327 And then I'm kissing him all over his body, you know, 112 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,981 and I'm rubbing myself on you, kind of thing. 113 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:48,549 - And I'm telling him this. - I'm getting turned on. 114 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,769 Laying down in bed next to him. 115 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:54,555 And so I was doing with my hand what I was telling him-- 116 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,861 - Was he excited? - No. 117 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:58,428 He was impotent. 118 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,038 You know, he should be hard as a rock. 119 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,605 It just didn't happen. 120 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,433 - That's the deal breaker. - Without sex. 121 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,348 I think Luann, out of all of us, 122 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,611 is the best [bleep], out of all of us. 123 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,918 She's the best lover, without a doubt. Sorry. 124 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:13,661 - She's very sensual. - She's got WAP energy. 125 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,750 I guess my worst is similar. 126 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:19,754 This guy looked like a chocolate Adonis. Just fine as [bleep]. 127 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,843 - Yeah. - Smart in the class, 128 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,888 - which I find very attractive. - Of course you do. 129 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:26,543 You know what I mean? Like he was top-- shut up! 130 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:29,590 Top of the class. This was in New Orleans. So, sexy city. 131 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,722 - Oh, yeah. - Tipsy, knocking them back. 132 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,595 - He comes back to my place. - Luann's re-living. 133 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:37,424 - I didn't get to have a preview. - A preview of what? 134 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,469 Always have to have a preview. 135 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:42,385 - I think get to see anything. - I dance with a guy... Come on. 136 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:46,084 - Uh oh, here we go, - Eboni, I dance with a man. 137 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:48,783 And I go like that. I rub his a-- 138 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:51,916 If I don't feel the up and the hard, 139 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,137 and I don't like the way he smells, which I love. 140 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,966 Look at this sh--. What is this? 141 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:00,011 Your boobs are amazing. 142 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:02,057 So if I'm dancing with a guy 143 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,972 and I don't feel something rise to the occasion. 144 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,930 - I'm like, whoo! - Who am I to question 145 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:09,369 the Sonja Morgan methodology? I support it wholeheartedly. 146 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:12,023 And then it was like, boom, boom, done. 147 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:15,026 Oh, man. I think you have to do Sonja's rule. 148 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,420 Get close and dance. If he doesn't have a big hard on 149 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,813 - then you dump him. - Eliminate him. 150 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,684 My best sex stories are with men 151 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,774 I really connect with and who have been romantic with me. 152 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,994 Period. That's it. It starts here in the mind. 153 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:31,129 And guys, they're all visual. So you got to show them the melons. 154 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:32,827 You got to show them the bowling balls. 155 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:36,526 - I like a guy-- - No, we're talking about 156 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,441 - a love story. - Sex in the elevator, 157 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,008 - sex on a plane. - You don't have to say 158 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:41,923 - who it is. - Like put you up on the wall, 159 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,751 turn you sideways. That scissor-- 160 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,405 On the side is great. 161 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:48,712 We're talking about your best romantic lover. 162 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,497 I'm talking about that. 163 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,063 You're talking about random sh--. 164 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,804 I like doggy. 165 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,764 - Ramona loves that. - I love all positions. 166 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:59,593 - Oh! - There we go! 167 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,203 This is Ramona being Ramona. 168 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,118 And maybe the reason why she gets 169 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:06,469 so triggered by me talking about dick or whatever 170 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,516 is because she wants to be doing it herself, 171 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,474 but feels like she cannot. 172 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:14,434 Leah, how many people have you shown your new breasts to? 173 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,479 They're not ready right now. 174 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,568 Well, I have these things. 175 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,571 - Look! - Oh! 176 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,921 Can I see that again? 177 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,967 Your boobs have really settled in. 178 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:29,492 I was talking sh-- about them. I was saying they were up here. 179 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:32,713 - Wow. - She can't believe I did this. 180 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,671 I'm having a Leah bonding moment. 181 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,543 This woman has come a long way. 182 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,283 I remember when she would wear underwear up to here 183 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:40,111 and get upset when I brought it up. 184 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:43,593 Now she's flashing her boobs with pasties. Who knew? 185 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:46,030 Just like, you know, see who has the best boobs. 186 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:49,947 I have good boobs in my bra. Oh, I have my ugly bra on. 187 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,733 - Thank you for this gift. - It's kind of fun. 188 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,691 I think you want us to put 'em on now. 189 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,519 Yeah, go in the bathroom. 190 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,608 I can't promise I'm going to show 'em, but I'll try. 191 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,480 You don't have to. You have nice boobs. 192 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,177 - I saw 'em. - You did see 'em. 193 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,136 You have some nice grown ass women boobs. 194 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:11,186 Oh my God. Haven't you had some grown ass women boobs? 195 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,928 [screaming] 196 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,582 Holy sh--! 197 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,932 O.M.G.! 198 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,586 Jesus Christ. 199 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:23,981 - Hot! Holy moly. - So, these are my new boobs. 200 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,027 - You look like a ice goddess. - They look amazing. 201 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:29,770 I haven't done this before. Oh, it feels so good. 202 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:32,250 Doesn't it? Now you inspired me. I'm going to put mine on. 203 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:34,557 - Yeah! - You know what? 204 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,820 If you can't get naked with your girlfriends, 205 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:39,083 - who can you get naked with? - I mean, come on. 206 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,042 All right. I'll do it. Can you place 'em? 207 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:43,044 Yeah, let's go. 208 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:46,003 All right. Don't just try to stick the decal on! 209 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:49,790 Get romantic. Don't be all like, "Just let me get the job done." 210 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,139 Okay, go. 211 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,184 Oh, let me just stick it on. 212 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,274 - Be nice to me. - Oh, that's good. 213 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:59,147 - Nice boob, right? - You have great breasts. 214 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,542 Alright, you girls ready for this? 215 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,762 Oh my God! Your breasts are gorgeous! 216 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,723 Fine. 217 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,769 - I think COVID changed me. - Galentines. 218 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,989 And of course, those two tequila shots didn't hurt. 219 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,165 Whoo! 220 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,907 Oh, my God, look at those knockers! 221 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,649 - Yes, bitch! - You look amazing. 222 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,217 - We look really hot. - Right? 223 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,003 We all got good boobs. 224 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,353 I kind of can't believe I actually did this sh--. 225 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:34,008 But you know what? I took a look in the mirror. 226 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,618 The girls look pretty all right. 227 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,054 And then with some rhinestones. 228 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,621 You know, I'm a sucker for crystals. 229 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,101 So, I'm here for it. 230 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,798 Don't take it for granted 231 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,321 because some people don't have good boobs. 232 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,758 We got good boobs! 233 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,238 Let's join tits. 234 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,285 You got a nice butt, Singer. 235 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,069 Coming up. 236 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:54,855 All right, Leah! You got to say it when you break it. 237 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,684 Fu-- you haters. I know exactly who I am! 238 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,599 [screaming] 239 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:20,445 Wow. What a night. How did your pasty get on your-- over there? 240 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:23,405 Oh, geez, I think this one is yours, actually. 241 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:26,887 - I don't know. - I think I lost my voice. 242 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,019 - You outdid yourself. - It was so much fun. 243 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,849 Eboni? 244 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:36,026 Good morning. 245 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:41,815 - How are you? - Yeah, I took like six of those. 246 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:45,688 I took three when I went to bed and I still didn't sleep. 247 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,907 Oh, my God. 248 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,214 Last night was interesting. 249 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,956 You know, last night was really fun. 250 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,958 It really was. 251 00:10:55,002 --> 00:11:00,050 I can't believe ----ing Ramona went topless with pasties, 252 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,791 and it was her idea. 253 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,880 What I can't believe is that I did it, too. 254 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,404 That's actually what I can't believe. 255 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,755 I was shocked Eboni took off her top 256 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,801 because remember when we first met her, she was really like, 257 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,498 - you know-- - Very prim and proper. 258 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,326 Prim and proper. And now she's like... 259 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:18,416 Well, you know what? She just fits right in with us. 260 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,027 And it worked and it was fun. 261 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,724 I was thinking how much fun we had 262 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,334 talking about our sex stories. 263 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,380 We didn't even get to Twister or any of the games. 264 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,164 There's always tonight. 265 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,992 - And then, identity swap. - I know. 266 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,820 So, you think Lu has me? 267 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,735 I think everyone got like the opposite person. 268 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,302 Like a flip flop. 269 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:38,088 Yeah, exactly. I've got my entire Ramona getup 270 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:42,179 ready to go. Plasma included. All I need is a diaper. 271 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,746 I think this will be fun. 272 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,356 I definitely want somebody to roast me. 273 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,142 I can't wait to go full throttle the countess. 274 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,796 Lu has a great life. 275 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,754 She's full of personality. 276 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,713 She's full of drama, honey, and she's full of glamour. 277 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,019 Those are some of my favorite things. I can't wait for it. 278 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:59,327 So we have the Greek restaurant today. Was it Oopa? 279 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:03,984 - Is that what they say? - Opa? Opa. I think it's opa. 280 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,812 - I'm not sure. - I don't know. 281 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,465 All right, I'm gonna let you get ready, babe. 282 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,206 Yeah, I'll need to take a shower, you know. 283 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,992 I'll see you in a little bit. 284 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,081 ♪ 285 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,344 - All right. Lu, let's go. - Okay. 286 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,302 All right. Let's load it out. 287 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:21,131 - Who we waiting for? - No one. You! 288 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,916 ♪ Just you♪ 289 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,965 I think we're here. I need some fresh air. 290 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,012 Thank you, sir. 291 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,448 I'm hungry. 292 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,102 Hi, welcome to Calissa. 293 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,494 Come in out of the cold. 294 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,975 Oh, it's so nice to be in a restaurant. 295 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,064 So what we're trying to do here is transport you 296 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,413 to Mykonos for the afternoon. 297 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,241 - Come on in. - Oh, my God. 298 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:48,463 Oh, Aperol spritzers! Oh, my God. You outdid yourself. 299 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,466 [squealing] 300 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,034 Oh, this is going to be nice. 301 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,949 I am ready, Eddie. 302 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,821 - I will have an Aperol Spritzer. - This is my kind of sh--. 303 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,476 Oh, you're making lamb, oh I love lamb. 304 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:05,045 Thank you, Garth, for making this fabulous lamb curry. 305 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,830 Oh, my God. So good. What time is Bershan coming? 306 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,528 I think right around four or five o'clock. 307 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,356 - Okay. 308 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,794 - Cheers. - To girl power, the warriors. 309 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,100 - The warrior girls! - Yes. 310 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,580 This is the best Valentine weekend 311 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,625 I think I've had like in a long time. 312 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,019 I don't think I've ever had like a good Valentine's Day. 313 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:26,196 - That is very sad. - Not even in the midst of you 314 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,850 and Rob's best years? I don't believe that. 315 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,634 Tell me about your best Valentine's Day. 316 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,462 Okay, best Valentine's Day story. 317 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,986 - Leah, go. - I don't have one. 318 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,988 You have to have one. 319 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:38,861 Maybe Rob bought me something from Chanel or something. 320 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,298 - That's nice. - No, but that was so long ago. 321 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,126 You know, I've had ex-boyfriends 322 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,477 - do many great things. - But you just don't care. 323 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,871 Valentine's Day? 324 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,961 I'm not exactly a romantic. 325 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,442 But go ahead and share your stories. 326 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,967 That was a great kick off. 327 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,926 Well, it can only get better from there! 328 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,623 Tell me what I'm missing. 329 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,625 So, Valentine's Day, like, okay, 330 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:08,021 one of Mario's biggest talent, he picks the best cards. 331 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,501 And then he handwrites a whole thing on the side. 332 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,330 - I knew it was gonna be Mario. - I saved all those cards. 333 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,245 I saved all of them from Rob, too. 334 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,160 So, he gives great cards, too. 335 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,946 - He sent a telegram once too. - A singing telegram? 336 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:24,037 No, like a, "Stop. Da da da da stop." 337 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,603 When I was like traveling. 338 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,127 It was a whole, like old school. 339 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,346 - That's sweet. - Yeah, a bit. 340 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,914 But, it's like sad in a way, too. You know? 341 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,916 - Right. - Oh, gosh. 342 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,050 That's why you didn't have a Valentine's story at first. 343 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:44,318 - Aww. - Stop. Don't make me upset. 344 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:48,235 ♪ 345 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,628 - What's the matter? - No, nothing. I'm just tired. 346 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,674 - I cry when I'm tired. - No, she loves Rob. 347 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,589 - No, I don't. Stop. - She loves her baby daddy. 348 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,026 I get emotional when I'm tired. Seriously. 349 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,507 What are you getting emotional about right now? 350 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,465 I'm not detecting a little bit of melancholy 351 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:04,642 - over the beautiful times. - Yeah, of course. 352 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,296 Well, you told me you loved him, 353 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,689 you thought you were going to marry him. 354 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:08,995 Yes, of course. 355 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,344 And he kind of broke your heart. 356 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,998 Maybe you will marry him someday. 357 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,434 - He disappointed me. - He did. 358 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:16,045 - Oh, man. - No, it's okay. 359 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,438 - It's not okay. - There's a lot of things 360 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,179 that he did that are great. 361 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,702 I mean, I have a great relationship with him. 362 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,530 And honestly, if I wasn't going-- 363 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,358 Don't say it's okay. It's not okay. 364 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,273 No, it is okay. People aren't perfect. 365 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,275 - They're human and they can't-- - Now it's okay. 366 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:31,669 And they also can't completely meet our expectations sometimes. 367 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,367 And we have to accept who they are. 368 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,759 Like everybody has limits. 369 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,587 And he's a great dad. 370 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,589 You guys have raised a beautiful daughter together 371 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,417 - It's a lot of memories. - We've like grown together 372 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,158 in so many ways. It's great. 373 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,595 But it's okay to be sad about some of that. 374 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,467 Yeah. No, totally. Because we're still so close. 375 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:49,296 I don't ever start a new life with someone. 376 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,776 What is it going to do to him 377 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,691 and Kiki and us together? 378 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,434 So, I sacrificed that part of myself. 379 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,262 People do blended families. 380 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,438 People do it in amazing, healthy ways. 381 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,441 I chose to not do that because I like 382 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,574 what I have here with Kiki and Rob, 383 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:10,056 but like I can get sad if I think about it. 384 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,535 Leah, you're doing the right thing. 385 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:15,278 Leah, how old's Kiki now? 14, 12? 386 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,540 You'll move on when you're ready. 387 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,455 When you're ready, it's okay. 388 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,458 Life takes care of itself, my darling. It really does. 389 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,330 No rush, no rush. 390 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,549 But it's going to take the right person, right? 391 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,030 Absolutely. They have to be worth it. 392 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,076 That person has to be worth it. 393 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,513 Not only that, it's just going to be like out of your control. 394 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,558 It's going to be like it's just going to happen. 395 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,473 - It's gonna take you by storm. - When you think about 396 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,388 how it's going to happen, whatever, 397 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,391 and it's just going to happen. It's just gonna happen. 398 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,438 Sure. It's tough out there to find guys, 100%. 399 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,222 But I think Leah has her guard up. 400 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,224 I think she needs to let go of that block 401 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,226 and kind of get her sexy on. 402 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,794 Happy Valentine's Day. 403 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:56,363 James! Sorry. Someone sent me a text from your restaurant 404 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,060 that maybe we were going to break dishes. 405 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,670 - Sure. - I want to break 406 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,411 some damn dishes! Because I'm doing it all. 407 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,283 I'm bearing breasts and I'm breaking dishes. 408 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,414 Oh, my God. 409 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,329 Doing it all this weekend. 410 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,679 - That was TMI, Ramona. - Oh, my God! 411 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,117 - I'm so embarrassed. - Breasts and breaking dishes. 412 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,467 So to answer your question, Greeks throw things 413 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,121 to banish evil spirits 414 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:18,167 and to make a good wish for good luck. 415 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,387 So I'm going to bring some plates by. 416 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,476 All right, let's go break the plates. 417 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:25,261 - Do we need goggles? - It should break nicely. 418 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,134 I'm not breaking nicely. I'm going crazy. 419 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,527 - I'll go. - All right, you go first. 420 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,660 Oh God! Oh God! 421 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,618 Move away! 422 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,316 Out with negative energy. 423 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,100 Out with fear! 424 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:42,626 [yelling] 425 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,630 All right. Out with the fear and in with the love. 426 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,851 [cheering] 427 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,853 Out with perfection, in with fun! 428 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,117 [screaming] 429 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:59,643 I want to be free of the ----ing house and asset management 430 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,384 and more present in the moment 431 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,256 with my bitches and my daughter! 432 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:06,824 [screaming] 433 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,696 - All right, Leah. - Come on, Leah! 434 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,524 You got to say it when you break it! 435 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,135 Fu-- you, haters, I know exactly who I am! 436 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:18,706 [cheering] 437 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,577 Feels good, doesn't it? 438 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,405 Coming up. 439 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,755 Why don't you talk about co--? What are you, a prude? 440 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,540 Are you a prude, Ramona? 441 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,455 - What's wrong with you? - I've never heard her say 442 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,587 - she wanted hot co--. -[hacking] 443 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:42,251 All right, all right, all right. It's raining. 444 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:44,949 Oh, gosh, it's cold. 445 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,168 [knocking] 446 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,346 - Hey there. Welcome. - Hello, hello! 447 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,522 Hi, girly. 448 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,439 When Luann came up with this identity swap, 449 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,441 she picked people who kind of butt heads the most 450 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,487 so Luann and Eboni 451 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,445 were always having a little bit of conflict. 452 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,578 Don't come into my house and tell me I don't have 453 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,841 - an education. - Luann, I can leave your house. 454 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,713 Leah and I... conflict at times. 455 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,325 You're honestly such a freaking bitch, it's insane. 456 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,849 [overlapping bleeping] 457 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,330 - Shut the [bleep] up. - No, you shut the [bleep] up. 458 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,027 Or maybe many times. 459 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,811 - So everyone's here? - Yeah, everyone's here. 460 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,509 Okay, good. 461 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,467 And Sonja butt heads with Bershan. 462 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,339 Show us what you can do, be the clown. 463 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,210 Use your brain, man! 464 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,473 Holding court with Eboni K. Williams. 465 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,475 Y'all, y'all. 466 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:36,305 I actually did my homework. I want to get Eboni down pat. 467 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,568 Here's the thing. The game is all in good fun. 468 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,527 It's about roasting. 469 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,833 And you know, if you can't laugh at yourself, that's a problem. 470 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,749 Queens, take a collective deep breath. 471 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:51,320 I am going to like Marlon Brando 472 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,279 this ----ing identity swap dinner. 473 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,020 And like really try to understand 474 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:58,284 the human that is Ramona Singer. 475 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,851 Where's my Bershan outfit. 476 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,810 Oh, here we go, the bling. 477 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,899 Sonja loves living out of her suitcase. 478 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,944 - Bershan! - Bershan! 479 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,338 Hello, girl. 480 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,647 Bershan is all about those big chunky shoes 481 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,344 and trying to walk in them like stilts. 482 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,346 And then, you know the hat. 483 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,653 She's always wearing a hat, which I love a good hat, too. 484 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,308 And then I have to put on all kinds of labels 485 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,700 and I'm done, I'm Bershan. 486 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,702 - Lu! - Hey, how are you? 487 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,835 Hi, darling. 488 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,925 I'm just chilling out. 489 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:34,755 I've been working hard over here on all our fun games tonight. 490 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,583 - I'm ready. - So what time is it? 491 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,542 - 7:30 or 8:00? - 7:30. 492 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,762 - Okay, we got to go. - All right, darling. Bye. 493 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,112 Bye. Wow. That's some outfit you got there. 494 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,462 Yeah, I know. Look at this ass. 495 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,031 All right. Let's get ready. 496 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,903 ♪ 497 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,602 I really feel like I lucked out by being assigned 498 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,387 the countess. Obviously, I have to be in Jovani. 499 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,998 And I'm just going to lean into full throttle 500 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:04,915 classic cabaret countess Lu. You kind of can't go wrong. 501 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,831 ♪ 502 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,791 Sonja Morgan, Century 21. 503 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,315 Look, I didn't just marry a banker, 504 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,448 I married the bank. 505 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,841 Oh, my God. Look at me. 506 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:21,497 - Did I not hook you up, sister? - Oh, my God. Hey guys. 507 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,543 I think you like being Leah. 508 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:28,069 I need some hot co--. Who has hot co--? 509 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,463 What's wrong with you? Can't talk about co--? 510 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,422 What are you, a prude? Are you a prude, Ramona? 511 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,381 I've never heard her say she wanted hot co--. 512 00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:38,340 I just heard her say, "Ramona, if I want to say vagina, 513 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:41,430 if I want to say dick, I will. I have to be me." 514 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,345 Leah is all about shock value. 515 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:46,435 The more you can shock someone, the more happy she is. 516 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:49,133 [hocking] 517 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,919 - Does she do hockers? - I almost choked on the gum, 518 00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,921 for Christ's sakes. Jesus. Lord. 519 00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:56,489 The hazards of being Leah. You might choke on your gum. 520 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:59,883 I hope I can carry this down the stairs. 521 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,539 Leah? 522 00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,500 Hi. 523 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:12,505 It's so good. Leah, it's so good. 524 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:15,551 - Oh, my God. - This is so good. 525 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,381 Your makeup is so good. Oh, my God, your hair looks-- 526 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,905 - Everything looks so good. - Your hair looks really good. 527 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:24,517 Should I put on more eye make up? 528 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,910 You know, you're recovering from COVID. 529 00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,825 - That's true, I am. - You know what I mean? 530 00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,697 Here's my blood plasma. 531 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,438 - You committed. - Yeah, look at you! 532 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:36,093 Should we go look out here and see what's going on? 533 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:38,966 Careful in recovery. That dress looks hot, though. 534 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,664 This is beautiful. 535 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,927 Do you think I should put a drip of food coloring in it? 536 00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:45,494 Let's put some juice in. 537 00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:47,409 - Hey, Leah. - No, she's like, 538 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:53,546 "Hey, how you doing tonight? Hey, hey! Good to see you, hey!" 539 00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,809 "Haters!" I know she hates haters. 540 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,637 I'll say, "Fu-- the haters!" 541 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,769 - She has a big personality. - These don't match. 542 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:02,555 Honestly, that looks really good. 543 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,513 - That's even better. - Sure? 544 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,863 Yeah. Plasma is actually like not full-- 545 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:10,040 It's not blood. No, it's not. It's like a derivative. 546 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,086 - You know everything, Countess. - I do. 547 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:16,569 I actually speak 15 languages and I am a nurse. 548 00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:20,050 Thank you. 549 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:21,878 Such a doll, Megan. 550 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,793 All right. I need to start getting into character. 551 00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:25,839 - You should have been like... - I should've been like, 552 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,015 "You're doing it wrong! Let me do this. what are you doing?" 553 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,147 Yeah, you should've been over there with her. Like, "I got it. 554 00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:31,671 - I got it." - It's so hot. 555 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,544 ♪ Thank you, Megan♪ 556 00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,981 I need to feel it. 557 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:43,073 I need club soda, mint, and lime. 558 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,901 - Hi, my dear. - Hi! 559 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,120 Hi, darling. 560 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:49,689 [laughing] 561 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,039 I'm assuming you know who I am. 562 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:55,085 Well, honey, I think this gave it away. 563 00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:57,479 Well, I'm Sonja, by Sonja Morgan. 564 00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:58,959 We got it. 565 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,917 And this is my new collection. It's faux. 566 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:04,181 - Sonjarita, darling. - Hi, Lu. 567 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,314 Elegant and fabulous. 568 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:08,621 You look fabulous. You do. 569 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,144 Are we going to see the cabaret, tonight? 570 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:11,841 - You know I am, bitch. - I love it. 571 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,582 [laughing] 572 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:15,062 Is everybody ready? 573 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,759 Hi, darling. 574 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,980 Oh, my God, you look stunning. 575 00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,157 I'm Eboni K. Williams, and I'm holding court. 576 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,073 [laughing] 577 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:30,120 - Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. - Eboni! 578 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:32,949 Queens, let's have a collective hug. 579 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:35,691 - I love. - Mwah, mwah. 580 00:24:35,735 --> 00:24:37,780 - Hi. - Hi, darling. 581 00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:39,608 Countess. 582 00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:43,743 - Oh, I love. - You look happy. 583 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,962 I'm really happy with mine, you did great. 584 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:49,313 [laughing and screaming] 585 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,054 ♪ 586 00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:53,970 Oh! 587 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,711 Yes, bitch. 588 00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:05,286 Oh, my God! 589 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,114 Oh! 590 00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:10,030 [screaming] 591 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:11,684 Yes, bitch. 592 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,338 - Yes, Leah! - Leah! 593 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:17,080 Ramona looks ----ing hot. 594 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:18,691 Leah, you look fabulous. 595 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:21,607 I don't chew my gum like that. 596 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:24,697 Are you chewing gum? You cannot be chewing gum. 597 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:28,962 I'm not. I don't chew my gum like that. 598 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:31,268 I mean, do I do that? I don't know. 599 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:33,140 Darling, is this appropriate for tonight? 600 00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:37,187 Don't comment about how I look. I am who I am, bitch. 601 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:39,102 - I own it. She's so vulgar. 602 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:41,801 - I own it. - Own it, darling. Own it. 603 00:25:41,844 --> 00:25:43,367 I own who I am. 604 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,195 She is pretty sexy, though, I have to say. 605 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:49,896 Oh, my God. Ramona. Ramona, "Pinot Plasma." 606 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:54,640 [laughing] 607 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:57,817 - Pinot plasma. - I love it. 608 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,732 Oh, my goodness. 609 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,603 I'm amused with what Leah did. 610 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,910 I love the IV bag with Pinot Grigio. 611 00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:05,825 I don't actually wear those kind of dresses. 612 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:07,435 That was the only thing I was disappointed. 613 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,089 I mean, that was like a Leah dress. 614 00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:10,960 I think Leah just couldn't help yourself. 615 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:12,832 She had to put a little Leah in the Ramona. 616 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,442 Did I do you well, what do you think? 617 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:17,053 It's so - I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. 618 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,969 Oh, my God. 619 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:25,801 [laughing] 620 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:27,934 Oh, wow. Look at that cleavage. 621 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:30,327 Kind of remind me of Eboni. 622 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:32,068 Hey, Bershan. 623 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,114 Whoo! 624 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:38,031 I really toned it down. I like to wear more color. 625 00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:40,729 - This shows my Versace. - I know! 626 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,775 Oh, I love it! 627 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:45,125 - You like my Versace? - Just so you know, 628 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:48,258 this is Sonja by Sonja Morgan. Oh, it's smooth, darling. 629 00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:50,304 Under 200. Faux fur? 630 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:54,351 Under 200 at Century 21, darling. With the boots. 631 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,963 - With the boots. - I think Bershan has me nailed. 632 00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:59,879 I mean, what I liked about Bershan from the beginning, 633 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:02,838 was she's a listener. So, as much as we had conflict 634 00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:05,362 and I thought she wasn't, she definitely gets me. 635 00:27:05,406 --> 00:27:09,453 Turtle time! 636 00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:14,328 You know what? Screw turtle time. I want some co--. 637 00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:18,071 Leah, please. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, Leah? 638 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:23,076 You know, Leah? You know what, Leah? You are embarrassing me. 639 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,340 - Ramona! Ramona! - Why are you doing this to me? 640 00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:28,298 Well, whatever. 641 00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:30,910 I would love a drink. Eboni, dear, where's the cocktails. 642 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,389 Come on, y'all. 643 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:34,261 Really, Leah? Side boobs? 644 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,785 Well, honey, we wouldn't have done that over in Europe. 645 00:27:36,829 --> 00:27:39,832 - You know what? Get over it. - You're downtown people, honey. 646 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,529 I know, you don't know any better. 647 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,531 Look at her with her microphone. 648 00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:46,403 Look at Ramona. I can't right now. 649 00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:48,231 - Fine. -Fine. - Thank you. Thank you. 650 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,059 - I'm getting a drink. - Oh, my God. 651 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:52,279 - Sonja as Bershan. - I feel like me and Ramona 652 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:54,368 - just had therapy. - You guys look good. 653 00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:56,109 I feel, I'm so excited. 654 00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:57,501 - How beautiful I am. - Look how-- 655 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,765 I know! I got hot! 656 00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,941 So just a shot of tequila or you want a double? 657 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:03,507 I don't know. Pour it and I'll tell you. 658 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:05,335 Guess what? We're both wearing Jovani. 659 00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:07,207 - Both of us, tonight. - I love it! This is Jovani? 660 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:11,080 - Yeah, it's Jovani. - It's Jovani, honey. 661 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:12,821 - What? - You look fabulous. 662 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,954 - Oh, you don't know who I am. - Ramona? 663 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:17,913 - Yeah, but I'm in costume. - Oh yeah? 664 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:19,915 - You like the way I look? - I love it. 665 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:24,050 I guess men like long hair and like side boob. 666 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:27,227 I should have a straw with me. 667 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:29,142 You should have a straw, turtle time. 668 00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,535 So wait. This is really great. 669 00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:35,017 This bartender said, "You look really good tonight." 670 00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:36,889 [laughing] 671 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:38,412 What can I say! 672 00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:40,283 You need to dress up as Leah more often. 673 00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:42,024 - Bershan. - Yeah. 674 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:44,897 So, my new collection at Century 21, under $10. 675 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,073 Yeah, because you went bankrupt. 676 00:28:47,116 --> 00:28:48,988 - Hey, what's going on? - Ramona. 677 00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:52,121 - What are you guys doing? - Ramona, calm down. 678 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:54,080 - Take a Xanax! - I'm calm! 679 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,951 Ramona, you make it all about you. 680 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:57,910 Excuse me? What's your name? Whatever your name is, 681 00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,563 there's not enough ice in this. 682 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:03,567 First of all, this gentleman is named Vuitton. 683 00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,831 He's just the help. 684 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:09,182 Ramona, don't call that-- you can't. 685 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:11,662 So mean. 686 00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:13,795 Ramona always wants to teach me the ropes, 687 00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:16,102 - like she's my older sister. - Hi, y'all. Y'all, y'all. 688 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,799 I can do me. 689 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:20,584 Leah, are you going to sing for us, darling? 690 00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:25,111 - Lu. It's Countess Lu. - Lu. Sorry. 691 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:27,069 Sonja, you're always ----ing it up. 692 00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,897 But yes, I am going to sing. 693 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:30,943 I'm going to sing a little ditty for everyone today. 694 00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,292 Oh, really? Oh, let's hear it. 695 00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,555 You know what I heard? 696 00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:37,384 I heard it was Ramona Singer's birthday. 697 00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:39,995 I have a serenade for you. 698 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:43,216 - Come here, you old bitch, you. - Oh, my God. 699 00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:47,350 ♪ Happy birthday to you♪ 700 00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:54,357 Being Luann is hard. You have to sing, perform, 701 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:56,055 you have to be obsessed with yourself. 702 00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:57,491 Eboni is doing a great job. 703 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,580 ♪ Happy birthday♪ 704 00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,408 ♪ To you♪ 705 00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:05,629 [screaming] 706 00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:08,545 Oh, y'all, that was so great! 707 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:11,418 Ladies, listen, that's a preview. 708 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,202 The full show is coming this fall. 709 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:14,856 I can't wait to see you all there, 710 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,336 especially you Sonja Morgan. 711 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:18,033 And bitch, don't ask me for any money. 712 00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:20,079 [laughing] 713 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:23,299 Luann's basically roasting everybody. 714 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,738 Coming up. 715 00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:30,219 You know what, Ramona? Get a life. 716 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,352 Oh! 717 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:34,397 She's scaring me so much! 718 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:37,531 [laughter] 719 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,584 Sonja and Bershan. Time for dinner, y'all, y'all. 720 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:49,935 All right, queens, lets have a collective hug. 721 00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:52,546 [cheering] 722 00:30:52,589 --> 00:30:55,244 - How about girl power? - Sonja, you're always inclusive. 723 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,246 - I'm always inclusive. - Girl power. 724 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,074 - Y'all. -[cackling] 725 00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:01,120 [Leah mimicking cackle] 726 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:03,644 Does everybody have their card with their alter ego. 727 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,646 - Yeah. - So how it's going to work 728 00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:09,128 is you're going to answer the question as your alter ego. 729 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:13,132 - Who is going to start? - I will. 730 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,568 I'm not putting on a Ramona voice. 731 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,178 I'm not doing anything like that. 732 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:19,094 "If The New York Times decided to write 733 00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:20,966 "a story about you, what would it be like?" 734 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,445 Actually, they did a story on me. 735 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,447 Okay, Leah. 736 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:26,710 She's going to pleasantly surprise you. Watch. Go ahead. 737 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,799 I would like them to write a profile 738 00:31:28,843 --> 00:31:32,325 about how I built myself a incredible life. 739 00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:34,327 - This is the point. - Oh, I like this. 740 00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:37,243 Starting my own business. I started my own business. 741 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:40,028 Married the man of my dreams, had a daughter. 742 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,725 All my dreams came true. 743 00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:44,032 I said I wanted to buy an apartment in New York City. 744 00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:46,078 I wanted to buy an apartment in the Hamptons. 745 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:48,123 And it came true. I did all of those things. 746 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,560 I had a million dollars in the bank by the time I was 30. 747 00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:53,302 - Sweet Baby. - Had my whole life out there 748 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,348 for everyone to pick apart and have opinions about me. 749 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:57,306 And still, you know what? 750 00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:59,482 I know who I am, and I don't care what they say. 751 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:02,268 I'm still going to be me, live my best life, 752 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:05,227 be unfiltered and support other women. 753 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:07,229 - Yes, bitch! - Go Ramona! 754 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,491 [cheering] 755 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:10,145 Turtle time! 756 00:32:10,189 --> 00:32:12,147 I mean, wait, are you kidding me? 757 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:14,758 See? You see? 758 00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:17,152 Like you actually really get me. 759 00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:19,241 - I know. - You really get me. 760 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:22,331 You really get me. Oh, my gosh. 761 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,333 It was really sweet of Leah. 762 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:26,857 There's this other side of her that she just doesn't show. 763 00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:29,643 The softer side that I wish she would show more. 764 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,254 I love that you get me. I really do. 765 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,778 Just because me and Ramona have had our differences 766 00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:36,737 doesn't mean that I can't recognize 767 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,435 other positive things about her. 768 00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:43,570 I feel so connected to you. Oh, my God. That was so like, wow. 769 00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:46,877 I'm just, I'm trying to go deeper with her. 770 00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:49,706 Like I'm trying to like understand like why she is 771 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,274 the way she is? Flaws and all. 772 00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:54,363 The countess is speaking. 773 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:59,368 My question is, "When it comes to singing, dancing, or acting, 774 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:02,502 "would you consider yourself a triple threat? Why? 775 00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:05,374 "And please demonstrate." I'm gonna do the why, first. 776 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,246 I'm absolutely a triple threat. 777 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,335 Now, I know what some of you may be thinking. 778 00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:11,728 I might be no Barbra Streisand. 779 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:15,080 But you know what matters? Is entertainment value. 780 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:19,606 Bringing people joy. In this moment, right? 781 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:21,608 I bring people laughter. 782 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:24,872 You know, I'm not a stand up comedian, but I'm quite funny. 783 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:28,310 So, yes, I am a triple threat. 784 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,269 Eboni and I've come a long way. 785 00:33:30,312 --> 00:33:32,401 So it's nice to see her impersonate me 786 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:34,534 in such a positive, spirited way. 787 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,188 And that makes me happy. 788 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:37,754 We've really got to a really good place. 789 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,930 - That was amazing. - Thank you, young Eboni. 790 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:42,194 - You're a grown-ass woman. - Let's go Bershan. 791 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:45,327 My question, "Who in this group do you think needs 792 00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:48,461 "the most help?" Honey, that's a big question for anybody, 793 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:51,246 even a life coach like me. "Give this person 794 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:53,683 "two minutes of your best life coaching." 795 00:33:55,207 --> 00:33:58,732 Okay? You all are like grandmas. 796 00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:01,604 [laughing] 797 00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:06,609 Fu--ing clowns. This one being the young one here. 798 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:09,786 - She needs my help. - Oh, you're Ramona. Fu-- you. 799 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:13,834 [laughing] 800 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:17,359 Okay. You, Miss sideboob. 801 00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:22,277 You have the most amazing potential, Leah. 802 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:25,889 - I do, really? - Yes. And why do you think 803 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:28,153 you are with these old bitches who have wisdom? 804 00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:30,459 Because you're special. 805 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:34,159 Bershan, you're so good, girl. You're good. 806 00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,944 Sonja, let's hear you Sonja Morgan. 807 00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:41,340 "So why do you think you've had a hard time 808 00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:43,516 "letting go of the past?" 809 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,736 Well, Sonja, I don't think you're living in the past. 810 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:48,434 I think you're living in the moment. 811 00:34:48,477 --> 00:34:51,263 Well, okay. I had a life, right? 812 00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:53,917 - I had a life of yachts. - Yachts. 813 00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:56,398 I'm a new person. I'm really about friendship. 814 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,487 - Relationships. - Bershan! 815 00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,272 - Bershan. - Bershan. 816 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:02,187 Bershan, shut the [bleep] up. Okay, I will. 817 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:06,408 I'm really about friendship. And you know what, Ramona? 818 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,410 You're my sister. I really love you. 819 00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:12,240 But sometimes you put a lot of people before me. 820 00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:14,286 - That's right. - And you know what? 821 00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:16,288 Who has your back? Me. 822 00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:18,812 And sometimes you put everybody in front of me. 823 00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:21,423 Don't put people in front of me. 824 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,425 Sonja, I love you. You know that! 825 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:26,950 [laughing] 826 00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:29,692 The wig came off and everything! 827 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:31,781 The wig came off! 828 00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,696 You know how much I love you. 829 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,437 - I love you. - Put the wig on. 830 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,309 Ramona, are you ready or you want me to go? 831 00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:38,788 - Sure, I'm ready. - Leah is ready. 832 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:40,660 "Why do I like to talk about raunchy sex 833 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:43,445 "all the time? What the [bleep]'s wrong with you girls?" 834 00:35:43,489 --> 00:35:45,360 You're older than me. 835 00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:46,927 Are you like, not in the time, okay? 836 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:49,886 - Sex positive. - Sex is good and sex happens. 837 00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:52,585 And if I want to get it up my ass or through this 838 00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:54,456 or through that, who gives a sh--? 839 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,329 Just embrace it. Embrace it, embrace it. 840 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,592 What about embarrassing Ramona all the time? 841 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:01,724 - Yeah. - Well, you know what, Ramona? 842 00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:06,686 - Get a life. - Oh! 843 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:10,516 I just threw ravioli at her, and I don't care. 844 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:12,735 - She's crazy. - Okay? 845 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:16,043 Accept me. Or you know what? I can't be around you. 846 00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:20,395 Get a ----ing life. Just stop your puritan bullsh--. 847 00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:24,094 She's scaring me! She's scaring me so much! 848 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:28,925 [screaming & laughing] 849 00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,406 - Even a woman-- - No, it's nasty. 850 00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:34,061 Why are you girls under the table? 851 00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:35,932 Because I'm embarrassed by Leah's behaviour. 852 00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:38,718 Ramona, do you want to go upstairs? Or are you okay? 853 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:41,982 - Are you all right? - She's crazy. Crazy. 854 00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:43,810 I mean, I did say that 855 00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:46,639 I was really going to channel my inner Ramona. 856 00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:48,989 Okay, that was so ----ing good. 857 00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:51,121 Wait, wait, wait. Here's the thing, Queens. 858 00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:58,128 Let me go next. "Why do I refer to myself as Eboni K. Williams? 859 00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:02,350 "And who is your alter ego?" Well, first of all. 860 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:13,535 "Why do I refer to myself as Eboni K. Williams? 861 00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:16,016 "And who is your alter ego?" 862 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,931 Well, first of all, 863 00:37:17,974 --> 00:37:21,804 I have worked hard all my life to be an achiever 864 00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:25,460 and get to where I am. I have trampled over 865 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:29,159 beauty queens to get to where I am. 866 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:34,513 I have envisioned myself going to law school. 867 00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:38,647 I want to be that woman who people can look up to. 868 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,127 That's right, Eboni. 869 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,869 I've worked hard to get to where I am. 870 00:37:42,912 --> 00:37:45,872 And by God, I am going to use 871 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:49,919 - my full entirety of my name. - This is good. 872 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,878 I deserve a place at this table. 873 00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:55,534 Because I'm the hardest working woman here 874 00:37:55,577 --> 00:37:57,405 - Smartest! - And I'm the smartest. 875 00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:59,842 - Most educated! - I'm the most educated. 876 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:03,063 [laughing] 877 00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:05,544 I will take no sh-- from you, girl. 878 00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:08,068 Or anybody else for that matter. 879 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:11,985 Because I, Eboni K. Williams. 880 00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:14,466 [cheering] 881 00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:18,426 So, cheers to Eboni K. Williams, all the way. 882 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:22,561 All the way. I feel inspired by my own self. 883 00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:25,041 Lu's right. I am very proud about, you know, my education. 884 00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:27,827 So I do actually appreciate that Lu leans into that. 885 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,872 And she leans into the sexy. 886 00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:33,006 I mean, Lu makes me sexier than I think I actually am, 887 00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:36,096 which is cool. And I think she did a hell of a job. Truly. 888 00:38:36,139 --> 00:38:38,228 - It's hard on the hair. - Can you unzip me a little? 889 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:40,143 - Because I'm gonna just... - Oh, you're gonna take it off. 890 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,928 I'm gonna throw a robe on or something. 891 00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:44,147 I can't be Ramona Singer for any longer. 892 00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:46,149 Time to go back to Leah. 893 00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:49,457 I'm gonna be honest. When you first introduced this idea, 894 00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:50,850 I was like, "Are you kidding me?" 895 00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:52,808 But actually, it was kind of fun. 896 00:38:52,852 --> 00:38:55,289 - It was fun, right? - It was awesome. I love it. 897 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,073 We can have all kinds of parties, 898 00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:59,641 pasty parties, Breakfast at Tiffany parties. 899 00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:02,644 But identity swap, this was the bomb. 900 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:05,647 Ramona, music, music. I want to dance right now. 901 00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:08,476 Let's do it. I need to move my booty. 902 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,130 Let's go. 903 00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:12,001 [upbeat music] 904 00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:19,313 Come on, Sonja. 905 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,923 Sonja, you like this? 906 00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:23,535 Yeah, I like it. I think you're hot. 907 00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:25,885 You know what? I think I did a good Leah. 908 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:28,540 - You did a great Leah. - You did a good Ramona. 909 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,150 I'm really happy right now. 910 00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:32,021 I'm with the women who matter the most to me 911 00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:33,806 other than my daughter. 912 00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:35,851 I have a new career path in real estate, 913 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:38,027 and I think the five of us finally we're in 914 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,594 a good place right now. 915 00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,596 I mean, I really hope it stays this way 916 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,206 because it feels really good. 917 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:46,296 ♪ 918 00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:53,347 Oh! Go Eboni. 919 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,044 I think I might get a little haircut. 920 00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:56,698 I know. 921 00:39:56,742 --> 00:39:58,570 [talking over each other] 922 00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:00,659 I like this little bob. 923 00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:02,051 There were some times this year 924 00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:03,879 that I could have given up on myself 925 00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:05,881 and some times this year I could have settled for less. 926 00:40:05,925 --> 00:40:08,188 Including the journey to find my father. 927 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:10,930 And I kept going with the support of these women 928 00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:13,628 and, you know, other friends and family in my life. 929 00:40:13,672 --> 00:40:15,761 This was worth knowing. And, my God, 930 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:17,589 it was so worth the wait. 931 00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:19,199 ♪ 932 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:29,557 Sonja, get your ass. Take the sequins off. Don't fall, girl. 933 00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:32,821 - Hold on. - Oh, my God. 934 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:35,128 I have definitely opened my eyes 935 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:37,391 to what's going to make Sonja happier 936 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,915 now that I've been there for my daughter 937 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:42,614 and for my businesses, I've learned some things 938 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:45,878 about myself, too, that need to change 939 00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:47,575 so that I can be happier. 940 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:49,925 ♪ 941 00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:58,891 - I didn't really get you. But-- - I don't get me. 942 00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:02,634 - No, you didn't get me. - I didn't. And now I do. 943 00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:06,072 - Yes! - We get each other. 944 00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,596 I've learned a lot about myself this year 945 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,729 through these women. I really feel 946 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:13,079 like a genuine, genuine bond. 947 00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:15,211 And I think that it's from going through this year with them. 948 00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:18,127 ♪ 949 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:29,748 Guys, the last year has been the most ----ed up, 950 00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:35,014 beautiful, intense time of my life. 951 00:41:35,057 --> 00:41:38,713 There was political issues, there were racial issues. 952 00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:41,324 - There was a pandemic happening. - That too. That too. 953 00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:46,112 And I think that we embodied something 954 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:50,072 that our ----ing country could take some notes from 955 00:41:50,116 --> 00:41:52,466 in terms of listening to each other, 956 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,773 even if we have some different beliefs, 957 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,862 even if we have some different values, 958 00:41:56,905 --> 00:41:59,908 even if we are different people, we still figured it out. 959 00:41:59,952 --> 00:42:02,171 We ----ing not only manage to coexist, 960 00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:04,478 but we managed to find something that we loved 961 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:09,091 - about each other, you know. - Oh, my gosh. So well said. 962 00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:11,790 Don't you want this bitch to be on city council? 963 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,314 - I do! - Can you run for mayor? 964 00:42:14,357 --> 00:42:16,316 Leah for mayor! 965 00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,187 [laughter] 966 00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:20,363 Coming up on a very special episode 967 00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:22,757 of The Real Housewives of New York City. 968 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:26,761 You got to spit that gum into that garbage can. Come on. 969 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:29,416 [cheering] 970 00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:31,766 The crunchies are softening up. 971 00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:33,289 If you don't know how to remove 972 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:35,465 a dingleberry from your poodle's butt, 973 00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:37,337 you're in big trouble. 974 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:40,427 Oh, man, if someone licked my butt clean like this... 975 00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:45,998 - All right, here's to me. - Are you cheers-ing yourself? 976 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:49,741 Yeah, here's to me. Oh, my God. Holy sh--. Oh, my God. 977 00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:52,700 Avery. Avery. Holy sh--. Holy sh--. 978 00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:55,007 It's my first tattoo. So why not go bold? 979 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,835 [screaming] 980 00:42:56,878 --> 00:42:58,271 This is very erotic. 981 00:42:58,314 --> 00:43:00,882 I would like photos so friends know 982 00:43:00,926 --> 00:43:02,754 I have cool people in my life.