We did a test last night for COVID
and we tested positive today.
Since Sonja had COVID,
none of us have really have seen each other in a while.
So I'm like a nervous Nellie.
It's like I'm entertaining a boyfriend or something,
it's just the girls. And I think it'd be just nice to be under
one roof and just all hang out together.
I've never had a Galentine's day.
- Isn't this nice? - This is really, really lovely.
You ready to play "Pin the Tail on Harry?"
- Oh sh--! - Three out of five of us
had dipped our toe in the Harry pot. I can't.
Hold it. Hold it!
- Oh, my God. - What?
Harry's calling.
On my phone, or your phone?
Your phone. Harry Dubin doesn't call me.
-"We're just friends!" - Oh my God!
"We're just friends!"
Oh sh--!
Oh, my God. This is so funny.
- Answer Harry. - Oh, my God.
- Put him on speaker. - Hey, Harry.
Oh, I'm just, you know, hanging around,
having a little glass of wine.
Totally.
I don't think he has enough money either, though.
He didn't have enough money for me.
I am at my house with my girlfriends having a little--
It's just 'cause, you know.
He's a boy.
He's like a 60 something year old boy.
- I cannot believe Harry called. - He hung up?
Oh, we know you tried to suck face with Ramona.
- Actually I saw you. - No, Harry and I
are just friends, we love each other.
Yes, and I told Sonja how much you miss her
and how much you love her.
Harry, it's not that I don't still love you.
I just don't want to be around you. You're toxic.
You have had sex with Luann.
You're trying to have sex with Ramona.
No, we're not having sex.
He's trying.
Well, you were a nice guy till you cheated on me.
And then you slept with all my girlfriends.
All right. I'll speak to you later. I love you. I love you.
Oh yeah, she loves him.
She just wants invites for Harry.
- That was so weird. - That was weird.
You are working it, Ramona.
That was so random.
Do I buy that Ramona is friends with lots of guys
and she doesn't hook up? Yes.
We got to take this 'cause Sonja is very angry.
Do I buy that she's friends with Harry
and doesn't hook up at all? No.
Why would you not date him? Let me ask you that.
Why would you not date him?
I have a lot of male gay friends and he's like a male guy friend.
There's only one thing to do with Harry,
and that's to get down and get dirty.
And we all know Ramona don't have time just to be friends
with a man, especially after a deep kiss like that.
Can we stop talking about Harry?
Okay, let's go around
and talk about our best and worst sexual experiences.
- Oh, boy. - Oh, I got my worst.
Oh, you go first! Tell us.
I had this great boyfriend in high school.
He's the first man I had intercourse with
- or make love with. - You lost your virginity to him?
But he didn't want to do it. I made him.
I'm like, "I'm ready." He goes, "You sure?"
- Like, I wanted it, he didn't. - Well, you are a top.
So I was madly in love with Jeff, now I'm at FIT college.
And I wanted another experience.
Oh, my God. Nothing changed.
So you cheated on Jeff. It's all good. You wanted some new dick.
But then we went out. How ever many dates.
So, now I finally sleep over.
I'm telling you, his penis was like, erect,
it was like not even as big as my thumb.
So I go, "God's punishing me! I'm cheating on my boyfriend!"
- You know what? He was. - I was cheating!
And worse, he came in two seconds.
This is rich coming from Ramona.
Now when I said she could take a big dick,
she freaked out on me.
I just heard you say you could take a big dick.
Did she not say, "I can take a big penis?"
No!
- And now we all know the truth. - Okay, who's next?
She had the sh--iest experience ever.
She spent a lot of time on this guy
just to get to the root of it.
Yeah, because he was so perfect, wait--
tall, gorgeous, spoke five languages.
- We know that turns you on. - Sophisticated, great job,
- et cetera, et cetera. - Checking off all the boxes.
And like after ten dates, he's not like touching me or like--
Oh, that's a warning sign.
Kissing, yes. But nothing further than that.
Right. So I'm like, what's going on?
Maybe he just likes to be slow or go about things slow.
So I tell him about this erotic dream that I had, figuring--
and we were in Aspen skiing.
And in the dream, I'm like kissing him.
And then I'm kissing him all over his body, you know,
and I'm rubbing myself on you, kind of thing.
- And I'm telling him this. - I'm getting turned on.
Laying down in bed next to him.
And so I was doing with my hand what I was telling him--
- Was he excited? - No.
He was impotent.
You know, he should be hard as a rock.
It just didn't happen.
- That's the deal breaker. - Without sex.
I think Luann, out of all of us,
is the best [bleep], out of all of us.
She's the best lover, without a doubt. Sorry.
- She's very sensual. - She's got WAP energy.
I guess my worst is similar.
This guy looked like a chocolate Adonis. Just fine as
- Yeah. - Smart in the class,
- which I find very attractive. - Of course you do.
You know what I mean? Like he was top-- shut up!
Top of the class. This was in New Orleans. So, sexy city.
- Oh, yeah. - Tipsy, knocking them back.
- He comes back to my place. - Luann's re-living.
- I didn't get to have a preview. - A preview of what?
Always have to have a preview.
- I think get to see anything. - I dance with a guy... Come on.
- Uh oh, here we go, - Eboni, I dance with a man.
And I go like that. I rub his a--
If I don't feel the up and the hard,
and I don't like the way he smells, which I love.
Look at this sh--. What is this?
Your boobs are amazing.
So if I'm dancing with a guy
and I don't feel something rise to the occasion.
- I'm like, whoo! - Who am I to question
the Sonja Morgan methodology? I support it wholeheartedly.
And then it was like, boom, boom, done.
Oh, man. I think you have to do Sonja's rule.
Get close and dance. If he doesn't have a big hard on
- then you dump him. - Eliminate him.
My best sex stories are with men
I really connect with and who have been romantic with me.
Period. That's it. It starts here in the mind.
And guys, they're all visual. So you got to show them the melons.
You got to show them the bowling balls.
- I like a guy-- - No, we're talking about
- a love story. - Sex in the elevator,
- sex on a plane. - You don't have to say
- who it is. - Like put you up on the wall,
turn you sideways. That scissor--
On the side is great.
We're talking about your best romantic lover.
I'm talking about that.
You're talking about random sh--.
I like doggy.
- Ramona loves that. - I love all positions.
- Oh! - There we go!
This is Ramona being Ramona.
And maybe the reason why she gets
so triggered by me talking about dick or whatever
is because she wants to be doing it herself,
but feels like she cannot.
Leah, how many people have you shown your new breasts to?
They're not ready right now.
Well, I have these things.
- Look! - Oh!
Can I see that again?
Your boobs have really settled in.
I was talking sh-- about them. I was saying they were up here.
- Wow. - She can't believe I did this.
I'm having a Leah bonding moment.
This woman has come a long way.
I remember when she would wear underwear up to here
and get upset when I brought it up.
Now she's flashing her boobs with pasties. Who knew?
Just like, you know, see who has the best boobs.
I have good boobs in my bra. Oh, I have my ugly bra on.
- Thank you for this gift. - It's kind of fun.
I think you want us to put 'em on now.
Yeah, go in the bathroom.
I can't promise I'm going to show 'em, but I'll try.
You don't have to. You have nice boobs.
- I saw 'em. - You did see 'em.
You have some nice grown ass women boobs.
Oh my God. Haven't you had some grown ass women boobs?
Holy sh--!
O.M.G.!
Jesus Christ.
- Hot! Holy moly. - So, these are my new boobs.
- You look like a ice goddess. - They look amazing.
I haven't done this before. Oh, it feels so good.
Doesn't it? Now you inspired me. I'm going to put mine on.
- Yeah! - You know what?
If you can't get naked with your girlfriends,
- who can you get naked with? - I mean, come on.
All right. I'll do it. Can you place 'em?
Yeah, let's go.
All right. Don't just try to stick the decal on!
Get romantic. Don't be all like, "Just let me get the job done."
Okay, go.
Oh, let me just stick it on.
- Be nice to me. - Oh, that's good.
- Nice boob, right? - You have great breasts.
Alright, you girls ready for this?
Oh my God! Your breasts are gorgeous!
Fine.
- I think COVID changed me. - Galentines.
And of course, those two tequila shots didn't hurt.
Whoo!
Oh, my God, look at those knockers!
- Yes, bitch! - You look amazing.
- We look really hot. - Right?
We all got good boobs.
I kind of can't believe I actually did this sh--.
But you know what? I took a look in the mirror.
The girls look pretty all right.
And then with some rhinestones.
You know, I'm a sucker for crystals.
So, I'm here for it.
Don't take it for granted
because some people don't have good boobs.
We got good boobs!
Let's join tits.
You got a nice butt, Singer.
Coming up.
All right, Leah! You got to say it when you break it.
Fu-- you haters. I know exactly who I am!
Wow. What a night. How did your pasty get on your-- over there?
Oh, geez, I think this one is yours, actually.
- I don't know. - I think I lost my voice.
- You outdid yourself. - It was so much fun.
Eboni?
Good morning.
- How are you? - Yeah, I took like six of those.
I took three when I went to bed and I still didn't sleep.
Oh, my God.
Last night was interesting.
You know, last night was really fun.
It really was.
I can't believe ----ing Ramona went topless with pasties,
and it was her idea.
What I can't believe is that I did it, too.
That's actually what I can't believe.
I was shocked Eboni took off her top
because remember when we first met her, she was really like,
- you know-- - Very prim and proper.
Prim and proper. And now she's like...
Well, you know what? She just fits right in with us.
And it worked and it was fun.
I was thinking how much fun we had
talking about our sex stories.
We didn't even get to Twister or any of the games.
There's always tonight.
- And then, identity swap. - I know.
So, you think Lu has me?
I think everyone got like the opposite person.
Like a flip flop.
Yeah, exactly. I've got my entire Ramona getup
ready to go. Plasma included. All I need is a diaper.
I think this will be fun.
I definitely want somebody to roast me.
I can't wait to go full throttle the countess.
Lu has a great life.
She's full of personality.
She's full of drama, honey, and she's full of glamour.
Those are some of my favorite things. I can't wait for it.
So we have the Greek restaurant today. Was it Oopa?
- Is that what they say? - Opa? Opa. I think it's opa.
- I'm not sure. - I don't know.
All right, I'm gonna let you get ready, babe.
Yeah, I'll need to take a shower, you know.
I'll see you in a little bit.
- All right. Lu, let's go. - Okay.
All right. Let's load it out.
- Who we waiting for? - No one. You!
♪ Just you♪
I think we're here. I need some fresh air.
Thank you, sir.
I'm hungry.
Hi, welcome to Calissa.
Come in out of the cold.
Oh, it's so nice to be in a restaurant.
So what we're trying to do here is transport you
to Mykonos for the afternoon.
- Come on in. - Oh, my God.
Oh, Aperol spritzers! Oh, my God. You outdid yourself.
Oh, this is going to be nice.
I am ready, Eddie.
- I will have an Aperol Spritzer. - This is my kind of sh--.
Oh, you're making lamb, oh I love lamb.
Thank you, Garth, for making this fabulous lamb curry.
Oh, my God. So good. What time is Bershan coming?
I think right around four or five o'clock.
- Okay.
- Cheers. - To girl power, the warriors.
- The warrior girls! - Yes.
This is the best Valentine weekend
I think I've had like in a long time.
I don't think I've ever had like a good Valentine's Day.
- That is very sad. - Not even in the midst of you
and Rob's best years? I don't believe that.
Tell me about your best Valentine's Day.
Okay, best Valentine's Day story.
- Leah, go. - I don't have one.
You have to have one.
Maybe Rob bought me something from Chanel or something.
- That's nice. - No, but that was so long ago.
You know, I've had ex-boyfriends
- do many great things. - But you just don't care.
Valentine's Day?
I'm not exactly a romantic.
But go ahead and share your stories.
That was a great kick off.
Well, it can only get better from there!
Tell me what I'm missing.
So, Valentine's Day, like, okay,
one of Mario's biggest talent, he picks the best cards.
And then he handwrites a whole thing on the side.
- I knew it was gonna be Mario. - I saved all those cards.
I saved all of them from Rob, too.
So, he gives great cards, too.
- He sent a telegram once too. - A singing telegram?
No, like a, "Stop. Da da da da stop."
When I was like traveling.
It was a whole, like old school.
- That's sweet. - Yeah, a bit.
But, it's like sad in a way, too. You know?
- Right. - Oh, gosh.
That's why you didn't have a Valentine's story at first.
- Aww. - Stop. Don't make me upset.
- What's the matter? - No, nothing. I'm just tired.
- I cry when I'm tired. - No, she loves Rob.
- No, I don't. Stop. - She loves her baby daddy.
I get emotional when I'm tired. Seriously.
What are you getting emotional about right now?
I'm not detecting a little bit of melancholy
- over the beautiful times. - Yeah, of course.
Well, you told me you loved him,
you thought you were going to marry him.
Yes, of course.
And he kind of broke your heart.
Maybe you will marry him someday.
- He disappointed me. - He did.
- Oh, man. - No, it's okay.
- It's not okay. - There's a lot of things
that he did that are great.
I mean, I have a great relationship with him.
And honestly, if I wasn't going--
Don't say it's okay. It's not okay.
No, it is okay. People aren't perfect.
- They're human and they can't-- - Now it's okay.
And they also can't completely meet our expectations sometimes.
And we have to accept who they are.
Like everybody has limits.
And he's a great dad.
You guys have raised a beautiful daughter together
- It's a lot of memories. - We've like grown together
in so many ways. It's great.
But it's okay to be sad about some of that.
Yeah. No, totally. Because we're still so close.
I don't ever start a new life with someone.
What is it going to do to him
and Kiki and us together?
So, I sacrificed that part of myself.
People do blended families.
People do it in amazing, healthy ways.
I chose to not do that because I like
what I have here with Kiki and Rob,
but like I can get sad if I think about it.
Leah, you're doing the right thing.
Leah, how old's Kiki now? 14, 12?
You'll move on when you're ready.
When you're ready, it's okay.
Life takes care of itself, my darling. It really does.
No rush, no rush.
But it's going to take the right person, right?
Absolutely. They have to be worth it.
That person has to be worth it.
Not only that, it's just going to be like out of your control.
It's going to be like it's just going to happen.
- It's gonna take you by storm. - When you think about
how it's going to happen, whatever,
and it's just going to happen. It's just gonna happen.
Sure. It's tough out there to find guys, 100%.
But I think Leah has her guard up.
I think she needs to let go of that block
and kind of get her sexy on.
Happy Valentine's Day.
James! Sorry. Someone sent me a text from your restaurant
that maybe we were going to break dishes.
- Sure. - I want to break
some damn dishes! Because I'm doing it all.
I'm bearing breasts and I'm breaking dishes.
Oh, my God.
Doing it all this weekend.
- That was TMI, Ramona. - Oh, my God!
- I'm so embarrassed. - Breasts and breaking dishes.
So to answer your question, Greeks throw things
to banish evil spirits
and to make a good wish for good luck.
So I'm going to bring some plates by.
All right, let's go break the plates.
- Do we need goggles? - It should break nicely.
I'm not breaking nicely. I'm going crazy.
- I'll go. - All right, you go first.
Oh God! Oh God!
Move away!
Out with negative energy.
Out with fear!
All right. Out with the fear and in with the love.
Out with perfection, in with fun!
I want to be free of the ----ing house and asset management
and more present in the moment
with my bitches and my daughter!
- All right, Leah. - Come on, Leah!
You got to say it when you break it!
Fu-- you, haters, I know exactly who I am!
Feels good, doesn't it?
Coming up.
Why don't you talk about co--? What are you, a prude?
Are you a prude, Ramona?
- What's wrong with you? - I've never heard her say
- she wanted hot co--.
All right, all right, all right. It's raining.
Oh, gosh, it's cold.
- Hey there. Welcome. - Hello, hello!
Hi, girly.
When Luann came up with this identity swap,
she picked people who kind of butt heads the most
so Luann and Eboni
were always having a little bit of conflict.
Don't come into my house and tell me I don't have
- an education. - Luann, I can leave your house.
Leah and I... conflict at times.
You're honestly such a freaking bitch, it's insane.
- Shut the up. - No, you shut the up.
Or maybe many times.
- So everyone's here? - Yeah, everyone's here.
Okay, good.
And Sonja butt heads with Bershan.
Show us what you can do, be the clown.
Use your brain, man!
Holding court with Eboni K. Williams.
Y'all, y'all.
I actually did my homework. I want to get Eboni down pat.
Here's the thing. The game is all in good fun.
It's about roasting.
And you know, if you can't laugh at yourself, that's a problem.
Queens, take a collective deep breath.
I am going to like Marlon Brando
this ----ing identity swap dinner.
And like really try to understand
the human that is Ramona Singer.
Where's my Bershan outfit.
Oh, here we go, the bling.
Sonja loves living out of her suitcase.
- Bershan! - Bershan!
Hello, girl.
Bershan is all about those big chunky shoes
and trying to walk in them like stilts.
And then, you know the hat.
She's always wearing a hat, which I love a good hat, too.
And then I have to put on all kinds of labels
and I'm done, I'm Bershan.
- Lu! - Hey, how are you?
Hi, darling.
I'm just chilling out.
I've been working hard over here on all our fun games tonight.
- I'm ready. - So what time is it?
- 7:30 or 8:00? - 7:30.
- Okay, we got to go. - All right, darling. Bye.
Bye. Wow. That's some outfit you got there.
Yeah, I know. Look at this ass.
All right. Let's get ready.
I really feel like I lucked out by being assigned
the countess. Obviously, I have to be in Jovani.
And I'm just going to lean into full throttle
classic cabaret countess Lu. You kind of can't go wrong.
Sonja Morgan, Century 21.
Look, I didn't just marry a banker,
I married the bank.
Oh, my God. Look at me.
- Did I not hook you up, sister? - Oh, my God. Hey guys.
I think you like being Leah.
I need some hot co--. Who has hot co--?
What's wrong with you? Can't talk about co--?
What are you, a prude? Are you a prude, Ramona?
I've never heard her say she wanted hot co--.
I just heard her say, "Ramona, if I want to say vagina,
if I want to say dick, I will. I have to be me."
Leah is all about shock value.
The more you can shock someone, the more happy she is.
- Does she do hockers? - I almost choked on the gum,
for Christ's sakes. Jesus. Lord.
The hazards of being Leah. You might choke on your gum.
I hope I can carry this down the stairs.
Leah?
Hi.
It's so good. Leah, it's so good.
- Oh, my God. - This is so good.
Your makeup is so good. Oh, my God, your hair looks--
- Everything looks so good. - Your hair looks really good.
Should I put on more eye make up?
You know, you're recovering from COVID.
- That's true, I am. - You know what I mean?
Here's my blood plasma.
- You committed. - Yeah, look at you!
Should we go look out here and see what's going on?
Careful in recovery. That dress looks hot, though.
This is beautiful.
Do you think I should put a drip of food coloring in it?
Let's put some juice in.
- Hey, Leah. - No, she's like,
"Hey, how you doing tonight? Hey, hey! Good to see you, hey!"
"Haters!" I know she hates haters.
I'll say, "Fu-- the haters!"
- She has a big personality. - These don't match.
Honestly, that looks really good.
- That's even better. - Sure?
Yeah. Plasma is actually like not full--
It's not blood. No, it's not. It's like a derivative.
- You know everything, Countess. - I do.
I actually speak 15 languages and I am a nurse.
Thank you.
Such a doll, Megan.
All right. I need to start getting into character.
- You should have been like... - I should've been like,
"You're doing it wrong! Let me do this. what are you doing?"
Yeah, you should've been over there with her. Like, "I got it.
- I got it." - It's so hot.
♪ Thank you, Megan♪
I need to feel it.
I need club soda, mint, and lime.
- Hi, my dear. - Hi!
Hi, darling.
I'm assuming you know who I am.
Well, honey, I think this gave it away.
Well, I'm Sonja, by Sonja Morgan.
We got it.
And this is my new collection. It's faux.
- Sonjarita, darling. - Hi, Lu.
Elegant and fabulous.
You look fabulous. You do.
Are we going to see the cabaret, tonight?
- You know I am, bitch. - I love it.
Is everybody ready?
Hi, darling.
Oh, my God, you look stunning.
I'm Eboni K. Williams, and I'm holding court.
- Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. - Eboni!
Queens, let's have a collective hug.
- I love. - Mwah, mwah.
- Hi. - Hi, darling.
Countess.
- Oh, I love. - You look happy.
I'm really happy with mine, you did great.
Oh!
Yes, bitch.
Oh, my God!
Oh!
Yes, bitch.
- Yes, Leah! - Leah!
Ramona looks ----ing hot.
Leah, you look fabulous.
I don't chew my gum like that.
Are you chewing gum? You cannot be chewing gum.
I'm not. I don't chew my gum like that.
I mean, do I do that? I don't know.
Darling, is this appropriate for tonight?
Don't comment about how I look. I am who I am, bitch.
- I own it. She's so vulgar.
- I own it. - Own it, darling. Own it.
I own who I am.
She is pretty sexy, though, I have to say.
Oh, my God. Ramona. Ramona, "Pinot Plasma."
- Pinot plasma. - I love it.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm amused with what Leah did.
I love the IV bag with Pinot Grigio.
I don't actually wear those kind of dresses.
That was the only thing I was disappointed.
I mean, that was like a Leah dress.
I think Leah just couldn't help yourself.
She had to put a little Leah in the Ramona.
Did I do you well, what do you think?
It's so - I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow. Look at that cleavage.
Kind of remind me of Eboni.
Hey, Bershan.
Whoo!
I really toned it down. I like to wear more color.
- This shows my Versace. - I know!
Oh, I love it!
- You like my Versace? - Just so you know,
this is Sonja by Sonja Morgan. Oh, it's smooth, darling.
Under 200. Faux fur?
Under 200 at Century 21, darling. With the boots.
- With the boots. - I think Bershan has me nailed.
I mean, what I liked about Bershan from the beginning,
was she's a listener. So, as much as we had conflict
and I thought she wasn't, she definitely gets me.
Turtle time!
You know what? Screw turtle time. I want some co--.
Leah, please. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, Leah?
You know, Leah? You know what, Leah? You are embarrassing me.
- Ramona! Ramona! - Why are you doing this to me?
Well, whatever.
I would love a drink. Eboni, dear, where's the cocktails.
Come on, y'all.
Really, Leah? Side boobs?
Well, honey, we wouldn't have done that over in Europe.
- You know what? Get over it. - You're downtown people, honey.
I know, you don't know any better.
Look at her with her microphone.
Look at Ramona. I can't right now.
- Fine. -Fine. - Thank you. Thank you.
- I'm getting a drink. - Oh, my God.
- Sonja as Bershan. - I feel like me and Ramona
- just had therapy. - You guys look good.
I feel, I'm so excited.
- How beautiful I am. - Look how--
I know! I got hot!
So just a shot of tequila or you want a double?
I don't know. Pour it and I'll tell you.
Guess what? We're both wearing Jovani.
- Both of us, tonight. - I love it! This is Jovani?
- Yeah, it's Jovani. - It's Jovani, honey.
- What? - You look fabulous.
- Oh, you don't know who I am. - Ramona?
- Yeah, but I'm in costume. - Oh yeah?
- You like the way I look? - I love it.
I guess men like long hair and like side boob.
I should have a straw with me.
You should have a straw, turtle time.
So wait. This is really great.
This bartender said, "You look really good tonight."
What can I say!
You need to dress up as Leah more often.
- Bershan. - Yeah.
So, my new collection at Century 21, under $10.
Yeah, because you went bankrupt.
- Hey, what's going on? - Ramona.
- What are you guys doing? - Ramona, calm down.
- Take a Xanax! - I'm calm!
Ramona, you make it all about you.
Excuse me? What's your name? Whatever your name is,
there's not enough ice in this.
First of all, this gentleman is named Vuitton.
He's just the help.
Ramona, don't call that-- you can't.
So mean.
Ramona always wants to teach me the ropes,
- like she's my older sister. - Hi, y'all. Y'all, y'all.
I can do me.
Leah, are you going to sing for us, darling?
- Lu. It's Countess Lu. - Lu. Sorry.
Sonja, you're always ----ing it up.
But yes, I am going to sing.
I'm going to sing a little ditty for everyone today.
Oh, really? Oh, let's hear it.
You know what I heard?
I heard it was Ramona Singer's birthday.
I have a serenade for you.
- Come here, you old bitch, you. - Oh, my God.
♪ Happy birthday to you♪
Being Luann is hard. You have to sing, perform,
you have to be obsessed with yourself.
Eboni is doing a great job.
♪ Happy birthday♪
♪ To you♪
Oh, y'all, that was so great!
Ladies, listen, that's a preview.
The full show is coming this fall.
I can't wait to see you all there,
especially you Sonja Morgan.
And bitch, don't ask me for any money.
Luann's basically roasting everybody.
Coming up.
You know what, Ramona? Get a life.
Oh!
She's scaring me so much!
Sonja and Bershan. Time for dinner, y'all, y'all.
All right, queens, lets have a collective hug.
- How about girl power? - Sonja, you're always inclusive.
- I'm always inclusive. - Girl power.
- Y'all.
Does everybody have their card with their alter ego.
- Yeah. - So how it's going to work
is you're going to answer the question as your alter ego.
- Who is going to start? - I will.
I'm not putting on a Ramona voice.
I'm not doing anything like that.
"If The New York Times decided to write
"a story about you, what would it be like?"
Actually, they did a story on me.
Okay, Leah.
She's going to pleasantly surprise you. Watch. Go ahead.
I would like them to write a profile
about how I built myself a incredible life.
- This is the point. - Oh, I like this.
Starting my own business. I started my own business.
Married the man of my dreams, had a daughter.
All my dreams came true.
I said I wanted to buy an apartment in New York City.
I wanted to buy an apartment in the Hamptons.
And it came true. I did all of those things.
I had a million dollars in the bank by the time I was 30.
- Sweet Baby. - Had my whole life out there
for everyone to pick apart and have opinions about me.
And still, you know what?
I know who I am, and I don't care what they say.
I'm still going to be me, live my best life,
be unfiltered and support other women.
- Yes, bitch! - Go Ramona!
Turtle time!
I mean, wait, are you kidding me?
See? You see?
Like you actually really get me.
- I know. - You really get me.
You really get me. Oh, my gosh.
It was really sweet of Leah.
There's this other side of her that she just doesn't show.
The softer side that I wish she would show more.
I love that you get me. I really do.
Just because me and Ramona have had our differences
doesn't mean that I can't recognize
other positive things about her.
I feel so connected to you. Oh, my God. That was so like, wow.
I'm just, I'm trying to go deeper with her.
Like I'm trying to like understand like why she is
the way she is? Flaws and all.
The countess is speaking.
My question is, "When it comes to singing, dancing, or acting,
"would you consider yourself a triple threat? Why?
"And please demonstrate." I'm gonna do the why, first.
I'm absolutely a triple threat.
Now, I know what some of you may be thinking.
I might be no Barbra Streisand.
But you know what matters? Is entertainment value.
Bringing people joy. In this moment, right?
I bring people laughter.
You know, I'm not a stand up comedian, but I'm quite funny.
So, yes, I am a triple threat.
Eboni and I've come a long way.
So it's nice to see her impersonate me
in such a positive, spirited way.
And that makes me happy.
We've really got to a really good place.
- That was amazing. - Thank you, young Eboni.
- You're a grown-ass woman. - Let's go Bershan.
My question, "Who in this group do you think needs
"the most help?" Honey, that's a big question for anybody,
even a life coach like me. "Give this person
"two minutes of your best life coaching."
Okay? You all are like grandmas.
Fu--ing clowns. This one being the young one here.
- She needs my help. - Oh, you're Ramona. Fu-- you.
Okay. You, Miss sideboob.
You have the most amazing potential, Leah.
- I do, really? - Yes. And why do you think
you are with these old bitches who have wisdom?
Because you're special.
Bershan, you're so good, girl. You're good.
Sonja, let's hear you Sonja Morgan.
"So why do you think you've had a hard time
"letting go of the past?"
Well, Sonja, I don't think you're living in the past.
I think you're living in the moment.
Well, okay. I had a life, right?
- I had a life of yachts. - Yachts.
I'm a new person. I'm really about friendship.
- Relationships. - Bershan!
- Bershan. - Bershan.
Bershan, shut the up. Okay, I will.
I'm really about friendship. And you know what, Ramona?
You're my sister. I really love you.
But sometimes you put a lot of people before me.
- That's right. - And you know what?
Who has your back? Me.
And sometimes you put everybody in front of me.
Don't put people in front of me.
Sonja, I love you. You know that!
The wig came off and everything!
The wig came off!
You know how much I love you.
- I love you. - Put the wig on.
Ramona, are you ready or you want me to go?
- Sure, I'm ready. - Leah is ready.
"Why do I like to talk about raunchy sex
"all the time? What the [bleep]'s wrong with you girls?"
You're older than me.
Are you like, not in the time, okay?
- Sex positive. - Sex is good and sex happens.
And if I want to get it up my ass or through this
or through that, who gives a sh--?
Just embrace it. Embrace it, embrace it.
What about embarrassing Ramona all the time?
- Yeah. - Well, you know what, Ramona?
- Get a life. - Oh!
I just threw ravioli at her, and I don't care.
- She's crazy. - Okay?
Accept me. Or you know what? I can't be around you.
Get a ----ing life. Just stop your puritan bullsh--.
She's scaring me! She's scaring me so much!
- Even a woman-- - No, it's nasty.
Why are you girls under the table?
Because I'm embarrassed by Leah's behaviour.
Ramona, do you want to go upstairs? Or are you okay?
- Are you all right? - She's crazy. Crazy.
I mean, I did say that
I was really going to channel my inner Ramona.
Okay, that was so ----ing good.
Wait, wait, wait. Here's the thing, Queens.
Let me go next. "Why do I refer to myself as Eboni K. Williams?
"And who is your alter ego?" Well, first of all.
"Why do I refer to myself as Eboni K. Williams?
"And who is your alter ego?"
Well, first of all,
I have worked hard all my life to be an achiever
and get to where I am. I have trampled over
beauty queens to get to where I am.
I have envisioned myself going to law school.
I want to be that woman who people can look up to.
That's right, Eboni.
I've worked hard to get to where I am.
And by God, I am going to use
- my full entirety of my name. - This is good.
I deserve a place at this table.
Because I'm the hardest working woman here
- Smartest! - And I'm the smartest.
- Most educated! - I'm the most educated.
I will take no sh-- from you, girl.
Or anybody else for that matter.
Because I, Eboni K. Williams.
So, cheers to Eboni K. Williams, all the way.
All the way. I feel inspired by my own self.
Lu's right. I am very proud about, you know, my education.
So I do actually appreciate that Lu leans into that.
And she leans into the sexy.
I mean, Lu makes me sexier than I think I actually am,
which is cool. And I think she did a hell of a job. Truly.
- It's hard on the hair. - Can you unzip me a little?
- Because I'm gonna just... - Oh, you're gonna take it off.
I'm gonna throw a robe on or something.
I can't be Ramona Singer for any longer.
Time to go back to Leah.
I'm gonna be honest. When you first introduced this idea,
I was like, "Are you kidding me?"
But actually, it was kind of fun.
- It was fun, right? - It was awesome. I love it.
We can have all kinds of parties,
pasty parties, Breakfast at Tiffany parties.
But identity swap, this was the bomb.
Ramona, music, music. I want to dance right now.
Let's do it. I need to move my booty.
Let's go.
Come on, Sonja.
Sonja, you like this?
Yeah, I like it. I think you're hot.
You know what? I think I did a good Leah.
- You did a great Leah. - You did a good Ramona.
I'm really happy right now.
I'm with the women who matter the most to me
other than my daughter.
I have a new career path in real estate,
and I think the five of us finally we're in
a good place right now.
I mean, I really hope it stays this way
because it feels really good.
Oh! Go Eboni.
I think I might get a little haircut.
I know.
I like this little bob.
There were some times this year
that I could have given up on myself
and some times this year I could have settled for less.
Including the journey to find my father.
And I kept going with the support of these women
and, you know, other friends and family in my life.
This was worth knowing. And, my God,
it was so worth the wait.
Sonja, get your ass. Take the sequins off. Don't fall, girl.
- Hold on. - Oh, my God.
I have definitely opened my eyes
to what's going to make Sonja happier
now that I've been there for my daughter
and for my businesses, I've learned some things
about myself, too, that need to change
so that I can be happier.
- I didn't really get you. But-- - I don't get me.
- No, you didn't get me. - I didn't. And now I do.
- Yes! - We get each other.
I've learned a lot about myself this year
through these women. I really feel
like a genuine, genuine bond.
And I think that it's from going through this year with them.
Guys, the last year has been the most ----ed up,
beautiful, intense time of my life.
There was political issues, there were racial issues.
- There was a pandemic happening. - That too. That too.
And I think that we embodied something
that our ----ing country could take some notes from
in terms of listening to each other,
even if we have some different beliefs,
even if we have some different values,
even if we are different people, we still figured it out.
We ----ing not only manage to coexist,
but we managed to find something that we loved
- about each other, you know. - Oh, my gosh. So well said.
Don't you want this bitch to be on city council?
- I do! - Can you run for mayor?
Leah for mayor!
Coming up on a very special episode
of The Real Housewives of New York City.
You got to spit that gum into that garbage can. Come on.
The crunchies are softening up.
If you don't know how to remove
a dingleberry from your poodle's butt,
you're in big trouble.
Oh, man, if someone licked my butt clean like this...
- All right, here's to me. - Are you cheers-ing yourself?
Yeah, here's to me. Oh, my God. Holy sh--. Oh, my God.
Avery. Avery. Holy sh--. Holy sh--.
It's my first tattoo. So why not go bold?
This is very erotic.
I would like photos so friends know
I have cool people in my life.