1 00:00:00,261 --> 00:00:03,307 Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City. 2 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:05,614 So wait one of these three men is my dad? 3 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:06,702 I am almost certain of it. 4 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,965 -Holy sh--! -I know! 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,314 I have a dad. 6 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,969 Shabbat shalom. 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:18,322 [singing in Hebrew] 8 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,194 That was beautiful. 9 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:21,760 When I went to college, the Jewish people hated me. 10 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:24,198 -We're not talking about that. -I'm just saying. 11 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,374 -Sonja went nuts on me. -It's not the first time 12 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,376 -she went nuts on you. -I think she's just talking 13 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:29,986 about herself. I think she's projecting. 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,683 I don't like the way you acted at Shabbat, 15 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,294 but I like you, Ramona. 16 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:34,991 I want to be mad at you. But I can't. 17 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,601 Thank you for the black sabbath. 18 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,603 Thank you for coming and looking pretty. 19 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,605 [dramatic upbeat music] 20 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:44,696 Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up. 21 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:50,050 I'm sex positive and BS negative. 22 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:55,055 I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right. 23 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,492 I've had to work twice as hard for half as much, 24 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,798 but now I'm coming for everything. 25 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:02,410 Just like New York City, 26 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:05,239 Sonja Morgan never goes out of style. 27 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:11,767 [upbeat music] 28 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:19,601 Oy. 29 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,566 Mine's called tiramisu. 30 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:29,785 This is a tiramisu right here. 31 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:36,661 20 minute one on one with me and Tameeka. 32 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:40,535 Then we have Candice and Curtis joining. 33 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:45,757 Close. Baby. We're ready. We're ready for tonight. 34 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:48,456 Thank you for all your help. 35 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:52,634 -What happened to the broom? -Rachel's looking for it. 36 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:54,375 Oh, gosh. 37 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,333 Let's see if the fish are good. 38 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:57,639 Okay, well, that one wasn't too bad. 39 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,336 I don't think they're going to die. 40 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,859 The fish are fine. 41 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:04,385 You know, what I was worried about is this green sh--. 42 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:08,650 You know? Ow! It went up my hooch. 43 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:11,435 ♪ 44 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,530 [knocking] 45 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,532 [dog barking] 46 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,882 Stay here, don't go out. Hi! 47 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,408 She's ready for her first ballet class. 48 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,105 How are you? Happy New Year. 49 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,846 -Happy new Year. -She's so cute. 50 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:35,459 Isn't she so cute? I put her in a cute little outfit. 51 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,548 Here, sit down. You look great, Mom. 52 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,550 -I do? Thank you. -You look hot. 53 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,422 -Oh, stop it, Leah. -That's my girl. 54 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:45,382 -You got a hot girl. -50 years, imagine that. 55 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:46,775 -God bless her. -Seriously. 56 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,646 -Oh, that's Danny. -Oh Good. 57 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,779 -Hi! -Hola! 58 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:53,825 Good to see you. Angel looks great. 59 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:56,480 All right. I'm going to get our kosher food ready. 60 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:57,873 I would love some. 61 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,657 It is important for me to see my parents, 62 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:02,834 even if my mother drives me crazy sometimes, 63 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,706 especially after my grandmother passing, 64 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:07,665 because I know my grandmother wants me and my mom 65 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,711 to get along and I know she's watching me. 66 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:13,541 These ribs, oh my God, they're so good. 67 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:16,196 First New Year's meal together. 68 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,415 I was thinking like maybe I would have done 69 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,417 a proper Shabbat. 70 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,723 -It's a nice tradition. -It is great tradition. 71 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,507 You turn off your phone. 72 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,857 -I mean, I don't-- -That's what I don't do. 73 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,903 I don't think she's going to do that. 74 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,428 I can turn my phone off for 24 hours 75 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,864 if I have someone to entertain me. 76 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,736 Entertain you? 77 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,651 It was very hard to do this alone, this conversion. 78 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,566 I don't have anyone to do it with. 79 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,437 It's not like I'm converting for someone 80 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:41,830 and they're supporting me, it's just me. 81 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,745 A lot of people are naysayers. 82 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,399 You know what I mean? 83 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,878 Some people say you can't convert, 84 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,619 that you're born Jewish. 85 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:49,881 -No. -No. 86 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,666 I read that. 87 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:53,624 I think Bunny's supportive of the conversion, 88 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:56,584 but like, she doesn't fully believe it yet. 89 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:58,977 And I think the more she sees my dedication, 90 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,718 I think she's going to respect it. 91 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,894 Well, I hope I have everyone's support here. 92 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:07,203 Of course. Got my support. Look, Jesus was a Jew. 93 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,726 That's right. 94 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,511 Clearly it was good enough for him. 95 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:11,816 Well, it wasn't good enough for him. 96 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,688 That's why he started something new. 97 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,516 I call Jesus my Jewish homeboy. 98 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,169 They're so intertwined. 99 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:18,910 They are so intertwined. 100 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,567 Did you definitely get it? 101 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,569 Yeah. 102 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,702 I signed a deal with HarperCollins to write a book. 103 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,747 Is it gonna be like an autobiography, 104 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,923 or is it gonna be like memoirs? 105 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,752 It's going to be like part memoir, part like proscriptive. 106 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:37,625 I don't want to just be like "Chapter one, I was born..." 107 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,628 "I was born in 1982." 108 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:44,588 I am writing an anti self-help self-help book. 109 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,808 Basically, I don't think that I really 110 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,766 should be giving advice to anyone. 111 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,682 But if you want to hear some things from me, 112 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,728 then you can also read the book. 113 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:55,904 Honestly, when I think about it in high school, 114 00:04:55,947 --> 00:05:00,735 if I hadn't gotten very mixed up with clubs, 115 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,606 I could have been a star athlete, 116 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,521 I could have gone to probably an Ivy League college. 117 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:05,914 Well, that's what happens when you get involved 118 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,872 -with drugs and alcohol. -Mom. 119 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,961 You really didn't have to go there. 120 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:11,876 But I mean, that's the honest thing. 121 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,576 That shows you how it robs somebody of their life. 122 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,968 -Mmm. -Isn't that good? 123 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,970 Yum. Wow. 124 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:21,625 I mean, let's not act like I had my life robbed from me. 125 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,584 -That's a little-- -You did. 126 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,063 -All right. -What's the matter? 127 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,935 That's the truth. 128 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,980 Certain years, not your whole life. 129 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,853 I'm sorry, but I got to experience. 130 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,855 -There's trade-offs. -The rave scene of the 90s, 131 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,944 and I just wouldn't trade that for anything. 132 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:38,947 I don't care. Harvard, bye! I don't care. 133 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,645 Those were years that would have been very cherished 134 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,691 by us that we lost. 135 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:48,696 Au contraire, Mother dearest. I didn't lose years of my life. 136 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:50,524 I was at the limelight in the tunnel. 137 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,264 How many people can say that? 138 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,614 Not that many. 139 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,311 What about this? 140 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,009 To this day, you still-- 141 00:05:58,053 --> 00:05:59,881 Don't say you're pretty every day. 142 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:02,536 I'm supposed to every day look at her and say, 143 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:03,885 "You're so pretty." 144 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,887 I don't need compliments all the time, 145 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,759 but I don't want criticisms all the time. 146 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:11,980 And everything I do, you have a criticism for. 147 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,851 I'm not doing this right. 148 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,766 You know, Bunny, she might have a point there. 149 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,594 -That's ridiculous. -You said I'm addicted 150 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:19,640 to plastic surgery, which I find very rude. 151 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,076 -You know what? -Not true. 152 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:24,079 Three surgeries in six months are not great. 153 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,603 Do another one and I'm going to go into addiction, 154 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,039 Now I'm calling it dependency. 155 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,998 Go one more step and I'll call it addiction. 156 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,913 -Don't have anymore. -No, you look great. 157 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,002 I'm done, you know how much money I've spent? 158 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:37,005 -That's enough. That's enough. -No, you look great as you are. 159 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,616 Do I wish she would be less critical? 160 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,923 Absolutely, because I do think it has an effect on me 161 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,881 and who I am. 162 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,709 Maybe I can blame her for getting addicted 163 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,755 to plastic surgery. 164 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:50,366 It sounds like this year you got a lot going on. 165 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,674 - I do. -So we'll be behind you 100%. 166 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:56,372 Thank you. Promise? 167 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,853 Based on what you do. 168 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,899 I'm like, "Wait, you're going to be behind me 100%?" 169 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:05,599 -Take it a day at a time. -Give me six drinks. 170 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:07,601 Coming up... 171 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,820 Oh my God. I speak so much sh--about Luann 172 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:12,040 and I love her so much. I always say sh--about her, 173 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,781 I don't know what to tell you guys. 174 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:15,696 I can ----ing hear you! 175 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:28,709 Why do I have to know about property tax rates? 176 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:31,755 Tax levy equals expenses, minus revenue. 177 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,801 Correct, tax levy 20 to 500. 178 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:36,194 I got another correct. 179 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,153 Good thing math was my best subject. 180 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,677 Eboni gave me some great advice, 181 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,679 she said, "You know what, Ramona? You go your own pace. 182 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,768 Don't put any limit on when you're going to finish 183 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,640 this real estate course." 184 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,119 You know what? That really helped me 185 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,991 because now I'm actually progressing faster 186 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,819 because I'm not putting that pressure on myself. 187 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:52,994 Thank you, Eboni. 188 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:54,996 Okay, next. 189 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,171 [phone ringing] 190 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:58,434 I mean, seriously? 191 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,218 -Hello! -Sonjarita! 192 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,655 How are you, honey? 193 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:06,224 You look so pretty, I like your top, all that glitter. 194 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:07,835 I have some bad news. 195 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,534 We did a test last night for COVID, 196 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,145 and we tested positive today, 197 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,974 both me and my assistant that lives here. 198 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,107 How do you feel? You look good. 199 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,239 Yesterday, we both felt crappy. 200 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:25,243 I had body aches and I thought it was just allergies. 201 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:29,509 Last night I felt like my head ached and I felt really tired, 202 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,860 I go, "I don't know, like maybe I got COVID again or something." 203 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:35,079 So I actually went to bed at 10:00. 204 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,997 But then my test came back today, I'm fine. 205 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,130 I really thought there's a strong chance that I had it too. 206 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,829 Wow, you're making me feel better. 207 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,832 That was the idea I was trying to make you feel better. 208 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,704 I'm glad I just did that. 209 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:52,793 Ramona going to bed at 10 and feeling better 210 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:55,796 really doesn't help me with the fact that I do have COVID. 211 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,275 But okay, Ramona, share as you will. 212 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,756 All right. Well, I'll check in with you tomorrow. 213 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,498 You're going to be fine and just relax. 214 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,892 I feel better having spoke to you. Thank you, Ramona. 215 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,938 -I love you so much. -I love you so much. 216 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,941 -Bye, baby. - Bye. 217 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,552 Ay yi yi. 218 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:17,339 [mellow music] 219 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,875 Hey, baby. Would like a little treat? 220 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,224 Let's give you a treat. 221 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:35,966 You want something different? 222 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,751 See if you like this. 223 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:45,106 Oh gosh. Okay. 224 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:49,589 So, Linda was exactly right, my dad was, in fact, 225 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,895 one of the three brothers that she said he would be, 226 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:55,116 and then Linda reached out to him 227 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,553 and he was willing to do a DNA test. 228 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,904 And he is my father. It's just amazing. 229 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:07,258 So I found out that his name is Jude and it's just incredible 230 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:11,001 for the first time in my life to know my father's name. 231 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,568 [dial tone] 232 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,962 So, I'm reaching out and I'm making 233 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:18,139 the scariest and also most exciting phone call of my life. 234 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,883 Your call has been forwarded 235 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,015 to an automated voice messaging system. 236 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,974 At the tone, please record your message. 237 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,891 Hi. Hi. I'm trying to reach Jude. 238 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,328 Jude, my name is Eboni K. Williams. 239 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:36,331 I'm really looking forward to speaking with you. 240 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:39,029 If you can give me a shout back whenever you get a moment. 241 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,944 Thank you. 242 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:44,034 I feel very relieved that he didn't pick up the phone, 243 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:48,299 actually, but very hopeful, very hopeful that he calls me back. 244 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:51,128 Very hopeful that he hears the pureness 245 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,956 of my intention in my voicemail. 246 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,306 So, very excited for what's to come. 247 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,831 Whew. Okay. 248 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,619 Where's the other suitcase? 249 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,840 -Behind the... -Where? Oh, over there. 250 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,278 I've lost my mind. 251 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,323 Emma, since COVID, I can't think. 252 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,108 I know it was four weeks ago. 253 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,197 Stop saying you can't blame it on COVID. 254 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,068 All right. I could have died. 255 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:21,898 Can I tell you--Ramona, I had such an emotional moment 256 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:26,076 with her, because when I told her I have 103 fever, 257 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,340 Ramona called. She goes, "I'm sending an ambulance. 258 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,212 I'm coming over now." 259 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,257 She was ringing the doorbell. I didn't answer. 260 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,346 She's like, "This is not normal, 261 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:38,001 if you are sick for a week, okay, great. 262 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,961 After a week you're having a fever and you can't breathe. 263 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,093 Not good." She does that for me. 264 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:47,663 At first when I had COVID. I thought, I'm fine. Not true. 265 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,145 The next day I was so sick, but it was so nice 266 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,973 to receive calls from the girls. 267 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:56,454 And Ramona sent me gorgeous, gorgeous flowers. 268 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,674 Bright spot in my day. 269 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:02,199 Ms. Singer sent me these. Singer knows I love lilies. 270 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,245 I'm such a sucker for Singer. 271 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,073 And then when the doctor cleared me, 272 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,684 Leah and Eboni came over, which was so nice. 273 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,035 So this is what you take every day, Son. The vitamin C. 274 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,472 I got you two small bottles of the vitamin D. 275 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,170 This is like kind of hard to get. 276 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,998 -Okay. -And the zinc. 277 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,130 Oh my God. This is what they told me I need. 278 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,958 There you go. 279 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,395 It feels so good to know no matter what I've been through 280 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,137 with the girls, when the chips are down, the girls are there. 281 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,184 Yeah, that's cute. 282 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,142 Can you get the black shiny thing that goes with that? 283 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,362 -Where is that? -Oh, I think there, that one. 284 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,017 Okay! I want this for Ramona. 285 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,976 This is something I really want for Ramona's. 286 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,326 Ramona insisted as soon as I feel better, 287 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,111 I have to come to the Hamptons. 288 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,374 I can't wait to spend time with you. 289 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,290 We're all going to get out there Friday night, the core group. 290 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,466 I'll invite Bershan to come on Saturday. 291 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,337 I'm going to pamper you, girl. 292 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,992 I know she wants to keep an eye on me. She misses me. 293 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,733 We haven't seen each other in over a month. 294 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,518 Oh, no, I'm too fat for this. It's horrible. 295 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,260 Okay, I know you hate when I fat shame myself. 296 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,045 I'm not too fat. I'm beautiful. 297 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,786 I have a beautiful figure and you're right, 298 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,396 I shouldn't fat shame myself. Thank you. 299 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,137 It's just not the season for a skirt. 300 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,312 That's what we're going to say. 301 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:19,233 Okay. Jeans. Turtleneck. 302 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,148 That coat. 303 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,150 I've been away, Sonja's been sick, 304 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:26,066 everybody's been in different places the last three weeks. 305 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,981 So, you know, I understand why Ramona wants 306 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,330 to get us all together. 307 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,201 It's Valentine's weekend coming up. 308 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,074 -Oh, my God, it is. -None of us have boyfriends. 309 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,119 I'll plan like a Galantine Valentine's party. 310 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,078 I'll make it really funky and fun. 311 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,558 It's the winter in the Hamptons. There's not a lot going on. 312 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:43,039 So it's kind of nice to huddle down with your girlfriends, 313 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,519 I got to say. 314 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,219 [phone ringing] 315 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,178 Put all of it in, that's for me and Ramona. 316 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,397 And Ramona has loungewear for me too. 317 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,487 Sonjarita! 318 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,359 Sonia. Oh my God, I miss you. 319 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:01,971 I love you, Lu. I am so exhausted. 320 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:06,410 I got to tell you, I don't think you realize how sick I was. 321 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,238 I checked in with you a couple of times, 322 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,501 but I didn't hear back from you. So I imagine. 323 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,242 -You know-- -I was dying. 324 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,028 I will tell you, my assistant was on a-- 325 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,551 [gargling] 326 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:19,075 The thing Harry Dubin has to do while having sex. 327 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,426 -What, inhaler? -An inhaler! 328 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,167 Can't wait to spend time with you. 329 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,082 I miss you. It's been so long. 330 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,258 You've been the little quarantine baby. 331 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:32,088 I guess I'm going to stay Ramona's in her room. 332 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,482 -We both have antibodies. -Oh. 333 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,572 So you might as well share your antibodies in the same bed. 334 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,443 We'll have one big orgy. It'll be fabulous. 335 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,315 Well, if you make out with me, I'll be fine. 336 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,143 All right. Well, listen, 337 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,145 save me some good stuff for the weekend, okay? 338 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,495 -I love you. -Bye! 339 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,454 Bye. Can't wait to see you. Bye! 340 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,239 God, I speak so much sh--about Luann, 341 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,370 and I love her so much. 342 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,329 I do love Ramona too. 343 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,157 But I always say sh-- about them, 344 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,202 I don't know what to tell you guys. I love them. 345 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,508 I just can't stop talking sh--. 346 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,858 [laughing] 347 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,425 Why is this here? 348 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,253 I can ----ing hear you. 349 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,908 -I love you Lou. -Yeah. Yeah. 350 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,648 I heard you talking sh--about me. 351 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,389 You better watch your--Sonja Morgan. 352 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,435 I love you so much, I don't know why I always 353 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,306 talk sh--about you. 354 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,134 Yeah, you better not be talking smack about me. 355 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,528 Caught red handed. Sonja says she doesn't drink at home. 356 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,399 I don't know about that. 357 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,532 She's so nuts. 358 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,534 Coming up... 359 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,885 This doesn't even look like a ----ing Ramona wig. 360 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,105 No, it looks good because it's ridiculous. 361 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,584 'Cause it is ridiculous. 362 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:43,159 [upbeat music] 363 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,338 -I'm really excited. -Me too. 364 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,601 Oh here she comes. okay. 365 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,734 You know, with all the taxes I pay, 366 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:56,956 they can't shovel, they can't plow in New York City. 367 00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,655 You go to New Jersey, they plow every five seconds. 368 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,659 -What is all this sh--, son? -I'm a hot mess, I'm sorry. 369 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:08,184 -Hey, Emma! -Apologies, apologies. 370 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,969 We're only going for two nights. 371 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,362 I don't know what's wrong with me. 372 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,277 Emma, are you in charge of getting her ready? 373 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,453 And she's late, so I should be mad at you, not Sonja? 374 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,499 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, Sonja's saying yeah. 375 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,370 Hey, we try. 376 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:24,418 I think that Leah should absolutely blame the interns. 377 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,334 Let's get real. Interns are still learning the ropes. 378 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,379 I didn't bring any food. 379 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,425 What do you want? There's chia pudding behind you. 380 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,427 Oh the chia? Yeah, I'll do the chia. 381 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,472 Can we talk about the rooms for a minute? 382 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,344 Okay, let's talk about it. 383 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,259 Because I don't want to sleep downstairs again 384 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,391 because I have bad memories from there. 385 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,654 But I also understand if you don't want to sleep down there. 386 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,526 I'll sleep down there, then. 387 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:48,529 The last trip to the Hamptons, I was in one of the worst 388 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,662 like emotional states I've been in and that room 389 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:57,233 really just reminds me of my grandmother dying. 390 00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,367 I don't think it's a big ask to switch rooms. 391 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,499 If she goes down where's Bershan going? 392 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,501 -Still to the lower level. -Lower level because she 393 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,503 -doesn't mind sharing. -Okay, good. 394 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,984 Well, I'll check in with Ramona and make sure her plan 395 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,507 is to put Bershan in the lower level. 396 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,422 -We have to tell her. -Yeah, okay. 397 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,772 I feel totally fine that Ramona has chosen 398 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,384 to invite Bershan. Clearly it took a beat 399 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,430 for Ms. Bershan to kind of find her way with the women, 400 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,041 which is not easy. 401 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,738 So, I think maybe some more time with the ladies 402 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,522 will be a good thing. 403 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,785 Oh, wait, this is the other thing. Luann. 404 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,613 She's going to bitch, if she doesn't get 405 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,311 -that same room again. -Doesn't matter. 406 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,703 -Is that upstairs? -Yeah. 407 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,749 You're going to try to move diva Luann? 408 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,578 I'm not moving that bitch, she's fine. 409 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:45,499 Who's pulling up? I'm like a nervous Nellie. 410 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,370 I feel like I'm entertaining a boyfriend or something. 411 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,546 It's just the girls, like, relax, Ramona. 412 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,374 I'll get this one. 413 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,683 [knocking] 414 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,816 -Hello? -Hey, Honey Bunny. 415 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,516 -Hi, how are you? -Um, good. How are you? 416 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,388 Good, excellent. Well, I am very, you know. 417 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,824 You do you, and I do me. 418 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,611 I am very, "Want to play in the snow" vibe. 419 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,656 I got my snow boots on. Ready to go. 420 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,658 We're snow bunnies. 421 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:17,096 You can just leave them right there. Thank you so much. 422 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,793 So I'm going to put my stuff in the room. 423 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,795 I'll help you carry some stuff. 424 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,102 Oh, wait, you shouldn't be wearing your shoes! 425 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,365 -It's beige carpet. -Well these are clean. 426 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,715 How do you--you were outside with them, silly Billy. 427 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,370 In the snow, though, not in the dirt. 428 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,588 -Fine! -Do you want me 429 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,329 to take them off? 430 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,418 -No, no, it's fine. -No, they're clean. 431 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,117 So show me all the beautiful decorations. 432 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,467 Yeah, Nari K did our table designs. 433 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,860 Looks great. 434 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,646 She--We worked relentlessly. I was more of her assistant. 435 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,082 Are these new sofas? 436 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,345 No but they look different. Right? 437 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,782 -And see look, we had-- -Why do they look so different? 438 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,307 Because it's the red I guess. 439 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,787 But you pulled it closer together. 440 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,615 Now we can eat very nicely here. 441 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,443 I love it. Very casual. 442 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,489 Look at her silver, how gorgeous, her napkins. 443 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,665 -Wow. Look at that. -And why go out? 444 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,623 Should be very interesting. 445 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,364 Interesting. What do you mean, interesting. 446 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,626 What does that mean? 447 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,628 I've never had a Galantine's Day. 448 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:16,111 I can whip up anything in short notice, so it's fine. 449 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,635 I'm thrilled to have them here. I'm ready for them. 450 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,594 Are we doing yoga tomorrow or no? 451 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,639 Whatever the girls want me. I don't want to push Sonja. 452 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,815 She's driving. I'd rather have her chill out. 453 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,556 Sonja's fine. 454 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,602 Sonja's totally fine. 455 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,430 She's so fine that she was totally wasted 456 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,127 yesterday when I spoke to her on the phone. 457 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,824 -Are you serious? -I'm serious. 458 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,479 And she thought she hung up and she was like, 459 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,742 "Oh, I talk so bad about Lu. 460 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,527 You know, I shouldn't talk bad about Lu." 461 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,442 I mean, I was like, what are you do-- 462 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,400 -What? -What? 463 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,533 And do you know that I think I rented her a townhouse 464 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,622 for like four months. 465 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,712 My friends from Abu Dhabi are renting her townhouse. 466 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,454 I've gotten closer to helping her rent 467 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,369 that place than anybody else. 468 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,371 And I'm her tried and true friend. 469 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,722 And then I hear her talking smack about me. 470 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,941 -I'm like, that bitch! -She was drunk. 471 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,856 That's what she does when she's drunk. 472 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,511 -Look what she did to me. -I'm a good friend to her. 473 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,904 Like I called her when she was sick. 474 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,732 She never got back to me. 475 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:14,169 You know, it's this double handed relationship. 476 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,171 No, it's called displaced anger. 477 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,738 I don't know what it is. 478 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,783 I think she's angry in her life. 479 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:23,613 You and I have moved on from our divorce. 480 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,746 Our lives are better than ever. 481 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,878 We've saved money, we've accumulated wealth. 482 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,404 She's lost money. She's lost. We're not. 483 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,797 So when she gets drunk, she resents that you and I. 484 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,625 I understand that. But it's so-- 485 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,714 you can only take so much, do you know I mean? 486 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,542 I don't know. I'm forgiving. 487 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,241 I'm fed up. I have so much patience with Sonja. 488 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,721 I have been a really good friend to her and I feel 489 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,767 like I'm not getting anything back from her. 490 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:50,727 I love Sonja so much, but I'm not going to be abused by Sonja. 491 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,512 She's in trouble. 492 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,862 I know she's got problems, but she doesn't have 493 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,430 to take her problems out on me. 494 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,693 Coming up... 495 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:02,913 You three have definitely married extremely wealthy. 496 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,568 Try wealthy. You might like it. 497 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,489 Here we are, back again. 498 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,709 -Scene of the ----ing crime. -I'm happy about it, man. 499 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,711 -I'm so happy. -I just am happy 500 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,713 I get to redo here. 501 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,803 You're going to be in a much more positive place. I agree. 502 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:25,327 I just want to, like, enjoy the women and have fun. 503 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,547 I feel like I didn't get to do that last time 504 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,592 and pretty much nobody got to do that last time. 505 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,638 And maybe partly because of me. 506 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:34,858 You're a ----ing ho. You're a ho, you're a ho. You're a ho. 507 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:37,687 I'm turning this whole trip into just me being sad. 508 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,907 No, no! It's not that. 509 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,909 Do not talk about me. It's none of your ----ing business. 510 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,606 Why do you have to be 511 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,738 in everyone's business like a Karen? 512 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,566 So I'm looking forward 513 00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,002 to getting to make things up this time. 514 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:50,787 Here we go. Get me the hell out of this... 515 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,354 You go ahead. 516 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,965 Thank you. I'm going to jump out here. 517 00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:58,012 I've never seen salad dressing in a champagne flume. 518 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,884 It's a lemon herb dressing, so you do it... 519 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:02,625 Is there truffles in there? 520 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:03,931 Might be a little truffles. 521 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,759 We're here! 522 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,327 [Ramona screaming] 523 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,851 We're here, we're here! 524 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,071 No, I already talked to them about it. 525 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,943 Hi! 526 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,815 Look at you! You look like a Barbie doll. 527 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:21,992 My Barbie! You're a Barbie doll. 528 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,560 I am so excited that you're here. 529 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:27,607 Oh, my God. I know. 530 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,565 A whole weekend together. 531 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,654 -Yes! -I think you got more beautiful. 532 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:32,916 Stop! 533 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,570 -You look so cute. -Stop, stop! 534 00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:36,355 Look are our little baby. 535 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,792 Look at how cute our little baby is. 536 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,794 Leah and I always have our ups and downs, 537 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,013 and right now I'm on up with her, so I'm embracing it. 538 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,624 And her. 539 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,974 I took another kombucha, that's who I am. 540 00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,715 Sonja, when they get this bus back, 541 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,369 it's not going to have anything in it. 542 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,848 -No. -I'm taking everything. 543 00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,937 Oh, good. Charity starts at home. 544 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,591 My mom used to say that. 545 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,114 It's true, though. 546 00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:59,943 I've come such a long way with you, ladies, 547 00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,684 since I was last year. 548 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,078 I'm so glad that's why we got so close so fast. 549 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:06,689 I know! I feel like you guys are like my best friends now. 550 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,735 -It's crazy. -We love you. 551 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,607 I think there's been a lot of kind of full circle growth 552 00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:12,956 with me and the women 553 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,654 and me and Ramona in particular. 554 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,830 So, it's kind of nice to return to like 555 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,745 the scene of the crime, if you will, 556 00:23:18,788 --> 00:23:21,051 because I think we'll do good by it this time as a group. 557 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,184 And I'm excited. 558 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,795 What is that? Oh, I know what that is. 559 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:29,103 Luann had a great idea to do an identity swap dinner. 560 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:32,759 We have to dress like someone else in the group. 561 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:35,022 And I got assigned Ramona. 562 00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:37,938 I bought an I.V. stand and I'm going to write 563 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:41,071 "COVID blood plasma." on the bag. 564 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:45,032 I am ----ing excited about this sh--. 565 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:47,948 All right. I'm just going to quickly just bring something. 566 00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:49,689 Oh, my God. 567 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,082 Only you would come a six inch heels! 568 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,823 -Hey! -I'm so happy. 569 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:56,086 -Hi! -I miss you guys. 570 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:59,655 I'm so happy you're here. 571 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:03,442 Okay, hold on. 572 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:07,097 Oh, Jesus, look at this for two days. 573 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:11,145 Hi. Thank you. 574 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,016 My God. Wait. 575 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,496 I know, for two days? 576 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,150 This is all Sonja's sh--. 577 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:17,804 I have one bag. 578 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,196 Whose is this? 579 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,850 -That's mine. -For two nights? 580 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:22,765 I went all out on my identity swap. 581 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:26,943 We got to feel Jovani, 'cause we gotta play Lu 582 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:30,425 for identity swap. You like this on mommy, sweetie? 583 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,775 All right. I'll see you next time. Thank you. 584 00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:34,211 Say hi to Oscar. 585 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:36,736 Sonja, do you think this lovely gentleman 586 00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:37,954 can take your bags upstairs? 587 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:40,130 Excuse me, sir? 588 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,132 Oh, no, he can't. He can't. He's too old. 589 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:44,134 He's older than me. He can't do it. 590 00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:45,962 Ramona does a 20 minute plank. 591 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,790 She can't bring the bags upstairs. 592 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,923 I can tell you that's going to happen a lot faster 593 00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:51,707 than this guy who just drove me here. 594 00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,187 All right, I'm peeing. 595 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:55,842 All right, what can I do? What can I help you with? 596 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,844 Well, I'm taking the lighter bags first. All right. 597 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,498 ♪ 598 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,108 Oh, okay. I'm going up. 599 00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:03,066 Yeah. Go to the right. You can put your things 600 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,068 in that closet you did last time. Just go for it. 601 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:06,809 Yeah, okay. 602 00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:08,158 There's empty hangers, whatever you want. 603 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:10,204 I did have COVID, you know. 604 00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,772 -Okay. -Wait, how do we do this? 605 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:15,818 Oh my God. First, she talks smack about me, 606 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,690 and now I'm carrying her bag up the stairs? 607 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,475 I mean, am I a glutton for punishment or what? 608 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,999 Yeah. I don't know whether I'm a sucker for Sonja 609 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:24,218 or just the world's best friend. 610 00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:26,525 Just don't nick my floors. 611 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,136 Are you kidding me? What about my ankles? 612 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:33,183 Oh, my gosh. A little too much. 613 00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:35,229 Are you all right? 614 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,971 Sonja, is there like a dead body or two in here? 615 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:40,756 [laughing] 616 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,802 Thank god, now you wheel it. 617 00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,194 -Oh, my God. -Wow! 618 00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,719 Oh, my God. Wait, I don't want her to see my wig. 619 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,503 Did you like it? 620 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,200 This doesn't even look like a ----ing Ramona wig. 621 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:52,246 -Well, it has roots. -It's like ridiculous looking. 622 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:53,943 And that's why I wanted to wear it. 623 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:55,510 No, it looks good because it's ridiculous. 624 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,120 Because it's ridiculous. 625 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,861 It's good. It's actually really good, Leah. 626 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:01,821 Sonja, let's eat. You actually match the room. 627 00:26:01,864 --> 00:26:04,737 It's uncanny. You match the room. 628 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,087 Ramona, I just have to say something right away. 629 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:10,220 I mean, I'm going to be so emotional. It's just like. 630 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:13,136 I'm glad you're here. Don't cry. I'm glad you're here. 631 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,008 I'm glad you're here. 632 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,966 You know, I just feel so guilty 633 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:20,100 because I was holding some sh--in, okay? 634 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,929 Not just about you like a lot of stuff 635 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:25,018 that I went through that you know better than anyone. 636 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:26,889 You've been through a lot of sh--. 637 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,891 I vented on you. 638 00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:31,546 Please have some boundaries and do something for others 639 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:35,245 and some social ----ing climbing for yourself. For what? 640 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:38,901 Another yacht, another plane, another dress? 641 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,250 Another Gucci? 642 00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,122 Okay, Sonja, that's enough. 643 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:45,952 COVID for me, just really made me look inward 644 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:48,345 as to what is really important to me. 645 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:51,087 And now I know I need to be there 646 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,262 with the people I love. 647 00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:54,134 It was rude what I said. 648 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,875 Baby, I know it was displaced anger. 649 00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,267 I know that, it wasn't about me, 650 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,008 it's that what you were going through? 651 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:00,923 And that's what friends are. 652 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,882 We forgive them. And I knew you were going through 653 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,971 a bad time, and that's why I didn't harbor any anger. 654 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,668 -I get it. -I feel so bad. 655 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,278 -Don't, no. It's okay. -Because you know what? 656 00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:10,150 I have to tell you, Eboni and Leah were like 657 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:11,586 so there about the COVID and understanding, 658 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,153 but you made sure, 659 00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:14,807 like you were sending an ambulance for me. 660 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,896 Of course I was. I had 103 fever! 661 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,811 I know. Actually I was ready to send the ambulance! 662 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:21,204 COVID is a serious disease 663 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,946 and Sonja was running a fever for a very long time. 664 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:26,296 Sonja's alone. Who's going to take care of her? 665 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,168 Nurse Ramona to the rescue. 666 00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:29,996 The whole time I was sick, 667 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:31,606 I just kept thinking about you, 668 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,827 how you are so loving to me, so understanding. 669 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:37,307 I know Lu said whatever I said was very hurtful. 670 00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:39,309 So I feel so bad about that. 671 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:41,094 I guess I have to apologize to Lu too, 672 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:43,183 because I've been kind of hard on her as well. 673 00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:45,011 She was rushing me to go 674 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:47,013 and I ended up peeing behind the bus. 675 00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:49,363 I have to apologize to Arthur. Oh, I got a long apology list. 676 00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:52,148 Coming up... 677 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:53,976 I've got a game for you. 678 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:57,850 You ready to play pin the tail on-- 679 00:27:57,893 --> 00:27:59,286 Oh sh--! 680 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:00,983 -Are you kidding me? -Oh my god. 681 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,246 Talk about an ass. 682 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,251 I'm sweating in my bra. 683 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:09,426 All right. So. 684 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,733 Oh my god! 685 00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,040 I wanted to make it. Sonja, I know you want to admit 686 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,955 that you're not feeling great with this COVID thing. 687 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:18,044 -She's not feeling great. -And you had a two hour drive. 688 00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:19,393 I thought, let's just chill out inside. 689 00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:21,351 So I got these great little outfits, 690 00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:23,136 like very kind of comfy and nice. 691 00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:24,398 [laughing] 692 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:25,747 Oh, my God! 693 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,749 Really, we have to wear that? 694 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,925 I wanted to make Galentine's Night special 695 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:32,232 and warm and intimate. What better way to bond 696 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:34,930 by wearing some loungy outfits 697 00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:36,410 and we kind of all wear the same. 698 00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:38,717 We're just all going to have to a lot of fun 699 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,240 and laughs and a great time. 700 00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:42,024 If you don't want, you don't have to. 701 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,939 -I thought it would be fun. -It is so cute. 702 00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:45,462 -We all need to match. -I got us sparkles. 703 00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:47,290 Oh, so we put that on our face? 704 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:49,075 Can we put our own spin on that outfit? 705 00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:50,772 Luann, you're wearing it. 706 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,382 You're not wearing your ----ing cabaret outfit, 707 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,428 you're wearing this. 708 00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:58,998 Okay, so these outfits are ugly. Very, very ugly and very cheap. 709 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,434 But in the spirit of sisterhood, 710 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,349 I will put on these cheap ass pajamas 711 00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:05,526 and these corny ass Swarovski crystals on my face. 712 00:29:05,569 --> 00:29:08,050 And I'm happy to do it because we're all in it together. 713 00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:11,445 Well, as long as I have a feather boa I'm fine. 714 00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:14,143 I told her to get the boa. I told her we needed boas. 715 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,058 Okay! 716 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:18,365 I want to wear the boa, not be constricted by the boa. 717 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:20,454 She got these ten for ten dollars. 718 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:21,977 No! 719 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,066 Is this real wood, Ramona? 720 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,286 -Yeah, of course it is. -Oh my God, that's amazing. 721 00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:28,027 Oh, I love standing right next to it. 722 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,811 Yeah, I have to put another piece of wood 723 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:31,508 -in the fire, actually. -Oh, we're real hot girls now. 724 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:36,165 Hot girl winter! 725 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,298 I'm eating chocolate, like, there's no dessert. 726 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,039 Okay. 727 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:42,215 I never worry about food with Singer, 728 00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:44,217 but if she don't have dessert, she's slipping. 729 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,481 That's what happens after COVID, man. 730 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,396 Everybody freaks about the COVID once you've had it, 731 00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:51,354 you're like a leper. 732 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:54,096 What happened to your guy? The one from Eboni's girl? 733 00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,532 Grew up on bacon. 734 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:57,404 My grandmother made bacon every weekend. 735 00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,493 -I love it. -There's nothing wrong with it. 736 00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,190 I don't read the reports. Fake news. 737 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,975 It's healthy for you. 738 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,541 When I had COVID, you didn't send me 739 00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:07,022 even a chicken soup. You know, like in New York, 740 00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:10,069 -you say, "Oh, I'm sick." -Really? 741 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:12,158 Like you send, like chicken in the pot and he's Jewish. 742 00:30:12,201 --> 00:30:14,813 He should know better. Send me the freaking-- 743 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,379 He should be doting over you. 744 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,164 Not even flowers. 745 00:30:18,207 --> 00:30:21,167 So Bradley has fizzled out, to say the least. 746 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:25,127 Honestly, I gave it my best effort. I was a listener. 747 00:30:25,171 --> 00:30:27,173 I was available for Bradley's phone calls. 748 00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,437 I even did FaceTimes while he was watching TV. 749 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,526 But when I don't get flowers 750 00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:34,354 and then when I'm sick with COVID, 751 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:37,792 not even a chicken in a pot. No, that's not Mr. Right. 752 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:41,274 I think I'll go back to Mr. Right Now for a moment then. 753 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,232 And nothing for Valentine's Day? 754 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:45,147 You sent me more than he sends me. 755 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:46,453 [laughing] 756 00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,150 Frenchy, you know, 757 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,152 he would always come with flowers for me 758 00:30:50,196 --> 00:30:52,328 and for the intern and for everyone. 759 00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:53,416 Yeah, but he's French. 760 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,157 That's the difference. 761 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,550 American guys are not romantic. 762 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:58,421 I think we need to go to Europe. 763 00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:03,644 [upbeat music] 764 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:10,869 ♪ 765 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:14,655 Hey, babies. You look great. 766 00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:16,526 Beautiful, thank you, I'm very comfy. 767 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,441 You wanna help me with my-- 768 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:21,053 Yes, I do. Oh, girl, it took me forever to put mine on. 769 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,489 Yes. Sonja Morgan. 770 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:26,623 Really, really, Sonja? 771 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,234 Really. 772 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:32,455 Sonjarita, do you have a scarf, 773 00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:34,457 or anything I can use as a blindfold. Don't ask. 774 00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:36,242 -I do have one. -It's a surprise. 775 00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:38,592 -I do have a scarf. -You do? 776 00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:41,334 Or, you know what? We can look in Ramona's closet. 777 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,162 So, here's the dinner menu. 778 00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:45,512 Roasted red beets, wild mushroom saute. 779 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,470 This beautiful. This is so kind of you to do. 780 00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:49,429 Who needs a man when you got Ramona Singer. 781 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:51,692 No, who needs a man when we got girlfriends! 782 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:55,435 You girls are so important to me. You really are. 783 00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:57,567 This is very romantic too, like in a loving way. 784 00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,395 Sweet way, love. 785 00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:01,223 -Sexy, because we're sexy. -We are sexy. 786 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:04,096 I love a Galentine's Day. It's a day about love. 787 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:06,402 And last I checked, you can love on your girlfriends too. 788 00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,230 -What's going on here? -What about this? 789 00:32:08,274 --> 00:32:09,623 This is strange. 790 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,320 Are you telling me Ramona's gonna wear this? 791 00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:13,235 Oh, this might be perfect. This is perfect. 792 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,368 Pump it, pump it, baby! 793 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:17,631 Oh my God. 794 00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:20,329 How things have changed in one day! 795 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:21,940 And it's not even eight o'clock yet. 796 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,290 -Who is this? -I don't know. 797 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,379 Do you realize that when you spoke to me yesterday... 798 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:28,163 Yes. 799 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:30,339 You got off the phone, but you were still on 800 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:32,951 and you were like, "I don't know why 801 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,648 "I trash Luann all the time. I feel so bad." 802 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,476 Why do you do that to me? 803 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,391 I've been doing it to you and Ramona, 804 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:41,568 I apologized to her. And I meant to get to you next. 805 00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:43,396 And I just felt so guilty. 806 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:45,441 I was coming off my antidepressants. 807 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,617 I know, but I can't be your punching bag, my love. 808 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:49,619 You're near and dear to me. And I love you. 809 00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:51,708 You know that. So to talk about me that way, 810 00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,667 -makes me feel so-- -You have been my punching bag. 811 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:55,364 No, it makes me ill. 812 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,149 I don't need to always vent on you. 813 00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:59,325 Of course. And a person can only take so much, 814 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:00,979 you know what I mean? 815 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,632 And then it turns, you know what I mean? 816 00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:04,983 I don't want that to happen to us. So, I love you. 817 00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:06,985 And that's all I wanted to say. 818 00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:09,291 And I'm not going to go on about it because, you know, 819 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,771 I don't hold on to sh--. 820 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:13,426 I don't, because that's the only way to survive. 821 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:16,298 I love Luann, and I feel bad talking sh--about her 822 00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:18,997 all the time. However, if we don't talk sh-- 823 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,347 about our best friends, who do we talk sh--about? 824 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:24,611 Look what I'm wearing. Ring a bell? 825 00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:27,657 I've never worn a matching pajama set in my life. 826 00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:30,225 -Hey, girls. -Hey! 827 00:33:30,269 --> 00:33:32,575 You look fab, Lu. 828 00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,490 Oh, my God. She's getting ready for a cabaret. 829 00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:35,970 There's nothing like Lu in a boa. 830 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,667 We have a beautiful table, right? 831 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,408 Sexy. 832 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,454 I think we should clear on it and [bleep] on it. 833 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,672 But who's going to [bleep] who? Nobody. 834 00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:44,239 It's just us. 835 00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:45,675 -Here's to us. -Here's to us. 836 00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:48,765 So I'm sitting here, Eboni's sitting here, 837 00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:51,725 Leah's sitting here and then Sonja and Lu, 838 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:53,596 you decide where you want to sit there. 839 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,730 As long as I'm next to Lu, I'm in heaven. 840 00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:59,385 I just hope I can take Sonja at face value 841 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,604 and that she's being honest with me 842 00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:03,563 because she's laying it on thick. 843 00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:04,999 Isn't this nice? 844 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,783 This is really, really lovely. 845 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:09,047 Hanging with the girls in PJs. 846 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,613 This is great. 847 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:13,007 So much better than having a boyfriend. 848 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,705 Well, it's definitely better than a whack boyfriend. 849 00:34:15,749 --> 00:34:17,533 I'll own that. 850 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:19,361 I didn't really know how I would feel 851 00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:21,450 for Valentine's Day being that I'm just coming off 852 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:24,062 of yet another breakup. But I'm very optimistic. 853 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,585 I'm looking forward to dating again. 854 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:27,065 And in the meantime, 855 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,675 I get some great time with my gals. 856 00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,329 -It's beautiful. -What is this? 857 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:32,244 Beautiful presentation. 858 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:34,768 This is baby arugula with roasted red beets, chèvre, 859 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,596 and some toasted walnuts. 860 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,380 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 861 00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:41,427 -Wow, it's fabulous. -Bon appetit. 862 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,385 Oh, my God. Look at, the beets are hearts! 863 00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:44,604 Yeah, they're hearts. 864 00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:46,432 Oh my god, I love that. 865 00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:49,304 Where do we want to travel together when we can? 866 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,828 I would love to bring you ladies to New Orleans with me, 867 00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:55,310 because to know me is to know that part of me 868 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:58,618 and you, Lu and Ramona, don't know. 869 00:34:58,661 --> 00:35:00,446 But I confirmed, Jude is my father. 870 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:02,622 -He took the DNA test. -Really? 871 00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:04,754 I told Sonja. 872 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:06,495 Sonja, you don't know this 873 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:08,367 because you were recovering from the COVID. 874 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:11,500 So Jude got tested. Jude is my father. 875 00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:13,415 Praise the lord. 876 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:15,504 That's how I felt. I talked to him yesterday 877 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,333 -for the first time. -He better be gushing over you. 878 00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:19,465 Wow. 879 00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:20,770 You have a father! That's crazy! 880 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,121 -He is. -Congratulations. 881 00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,861 -Thanks, you guys. -That's big news. 882 00:35:24,905 --> 00:35:27,125 -Major! -It's amazing. 883 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:31,651 I have two sisters. They're welcoming me into the family. 884 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,392 Sonja read the text message. 885 00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:35,655 "This is your sister with a capital S, 886 00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:38,136 "I want to welcome you, capital W, 887 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,094 "to the family capital F." 888 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,836 Yeah. Isn't that so nice? 889 00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:44,794 They're both moms, they're both great, 890 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,622 they're wives, they're great. 891 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,103 -You have nieces and nephews? -Yeah, I do. 892 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,714 It's so incredible how in just six months 893 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:54,413 I went from feeling like I had no family 894 00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:57,546 to now I have a huge family and I have to get started on 895 00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:59,374 getting to know each and every one of them. 896 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:02,464 I think in 2021, I need to try something new 897 00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:05,685 because you three, and definitely married 898 00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:09,689 and dated extremely wealthy and it ended up great. 899 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:11,778 And I think I need to start that. 900 00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:13,606 -You do. -I need a sugar daddy. 901 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:14,824 Try wealthy. 902 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:17,566 Let's play win the sugar daddy. 903 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,742 Obviously, whatever strategy I have, 904 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:22,832 doesn't work because I've never gotten jewelry. 905 00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:25,400 I've never had my rent paid for me. 906 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:28,403 I mean, I had to pay for my own tits. 907 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:31,145 -I've got a game for you. -Can I pee first? 908 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,626 Yeah, hurry up, Leah. Okay, I love games. 909 00:36:33,669 --> 00:36:35,584 So here we go. You guys ready? We have tape. 910 00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:39,762 You ready to play pin the tail on... 911 00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:43,201 Harry! 912 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,203 Oh sh--! 913 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:48,641 -Oh God. Are you kidding me? -My God. 914 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:51,426 -Talk about an ass. -Three out of five of us 915 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:53,123 have dipped our toe in the Harry pot. 916 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,951 You look incredibly beautiful. 917 00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,649 -Thank you. -Boobs look perfect. 918 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,564 Nothing a little bra 919 00:36:58,607 --> 00:36:59,869 and a little Yves St. Laurent can't do. 920 00:36:59,913 --> 00:37:01,697 You are you stellarly beautiful. 921 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,873 You know, Harry, we know each other very well. 922 00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:06,528 -I know. -Don't bullsh--me. 923 00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:07,790 I'm not. Now, I'm not. 924 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:09,705 Harry! 925 00:37:09,749 --> 00:37:12,491 Look at that hair! 926 00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:17,496 Let's see the hair. And the boobs, Jesus Christ. 927 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,237 I can't. 928 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,761 Whoever doesn't get close to his mouth 929 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:23,893 has to kiss Harry, okay? 930 00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,678 He's my friend and ex-boyfriend. 30 years ago. 931 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:27,506 Why are you friends with him? 932 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:28,942 You know, he said about sh--about me. 933 00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:30,770 We told you. 934 00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:32,772 He told me he loves new doors and he misses you. 935 00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:34,469 That's all I know. 936 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,515 But you shouldn't even hang out with him. 937 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:38,691 -I don't hang out with him. -You do hang out with him! 938 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,606 Lips. 939 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:44,784 We're all putting lips on Harry. I mean, seriously? 940 00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:46,829 -This will be fun. -I don't know. 941 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:48,788 I feel this is disrespectful to Harry, he's my friend. 942 00:37:48,831 --> 00:37:50,877 It's not disrespect. He's not your friend. 943 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,227 He's my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me 944 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,447 and ----ed all my friends. 945 00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:02,845 He's my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me 946 00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:04,717 and ----ed all my friends. 947 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,284 What are we doing? 948 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,807 It's pin the tail on Harry. 949 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,765 Pin the tail on the what? 950 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,289 Did you not see the picture? 951 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,639 Okay, Ramona, you go first. 952 00:38:13,682 --> 00:38:16,990 [Leah laughing] 953 00:38:17,033 --> 00:38:19,949 I'm glad you had a good reaction. 954 00:38:19,993 --> 00:38:25,738 Oh my god! That's so ----ing creepy! 955 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:28,001 Can I ask you to ask Andre 956 00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:31,613 to bring me another glass of wine? What's your name? 957 00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:32,962 Romeo. 958 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,050 Oh, that's too good. 959 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:36,662 Romeo! I'm Juliet. 960 00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:40,796 Okay, whoever doesn't get close to his mouth 961 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,668 has to kiss Harry. Okay? 962 00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:45,061 All right. So I just spin you around. 963 00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:47,107 Oh, sh--. I get vertigo. 964 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,022 That's it, only once. 965 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,329 Is that the wall? 966 00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:53,679 I can't believe Harry's not here and he's here. 967 00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:55,985 -I can't stand it. -Okay. 968 00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,031 -I did it too far. -You were way off. 969 00:38:58,074 --> 00:38:59,685 You ready? 970 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,295 The only one that hasn't ----ed him. 971 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,862 No, not the only, bitch. 972 00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:04,820 Okay, now we're going to twist her around, 973 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:07,562 and Harry's in front of you and you can't see, right? 974 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:08,781 No, I can't see anything. 975 00:39:08,824 --> 00:39:10,043 Okay, Harry's in front of you. 976 00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:13,133 Okay, Leah is-- 977 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:15,091 Closer. 978 00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:17,572 Is closer. So Ramona is in the losing position right now. 979 00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:20,401 -I'm going to go now. -Sonjarita--oh, Eboni. 980 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,664 All right, a little twirl. 981 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,885 Pin the tail on Harry! 982 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:29,715 Or the lips, I should say. Oh, boy, oh, boy! 983 00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:33,066 [screaming] 984 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:35,721 Oh, you are losing, baby. 985 00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:37,723 Everybody else has kissed Harry Dubin, 986 00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,899 so I guess I might as well kiss his ass too. Let's go. 987 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:42,771 Everybody's had their lips on Harry. Why not? 988 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:44,599 He's not a bad looking guy though. 989 00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:46,862 -All right. -Okay, here you go, Son. 990 00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:49,996 Can I go up here? Okay, ready. Let's just see where-- 991 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,781 -Sonja's cheating! -Sonja, stop cheating! 992 00:39:52,825 --> 00:39:55,828 [all yelling] 993 00:39:55,871 --> 00:39:58,831 -I did not look, okay! -All right, do it again. 994 00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:01,399 Now I'm gonna go right in and stick it into Harry. 995 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:03,401 Yeah, give it to Harry! 996 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:05,707 Keep your eyes closed. 997 00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:08,144 I can't see sh--. 998 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,408 Look, look, you done good. 999 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:13,411 One game I never want to play again 1000 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,413 is find Harry between the sheets 1001 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,415 or pin a ----ing kiss on this poster. 1002 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,112 Luann's turn. 1003 00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:20,853 Okay, so somebody's got to spin me around. 1004 00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:22,376 When it comes to Harry, 1005 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,073 I just didn't want to stick it on him. 1006 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,598 I wanted to put it up on the edge like Eboni did. 1007 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,164 I just need you know, I'm just friends with Harry 1008 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,079 and he misses you and he adores you. 1009 00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:32,430 He does. 1010 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:33,996 So straight ahead? 1011 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,608 Straight ahead, girl. Straight ahead. 1012 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:39,698 You and Sonja's lips are kissing! 1013 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:41,439 No! 1014 00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:44,006 We're safe. Okay, Eboni. 1015 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:46,182 Eboni, you gotta kiss Harry. 1016 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:51,144 Oh no! 1017 00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:53,102 That's part of the deal. 1018 00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:55,496 You got to kiss Harry and we get to take a picture. 1019 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,803 Yuck. Sorry. 1020 00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,805 [laughing] 1021 00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:01,720 Oh, God. 1022 00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:03,112 All right, Leah, come on the side. 1023 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:05,114 Oh, he's a nice guy. I'll introduce you. 1024 00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:06,942 I'm okay! 1025 00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:08,988 Don't introduce him to any friends. 1026 00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:11,120 -He's actually very charming. -You better hurry up, Lu. 1027 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,732 Mwah! 1028 00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,429 I live for a nice older man, honey, 1029 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,127 but Harry Dubin just seems raggedy to me 1030 00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:20,129 like an overgrown frat boy or something. 1031 00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:22,436 Maybe I'll see what his father looks like. 1032 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,003 One more! 1033 00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:25,918 That was good! That was a good kiss! 1034 00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:27,180 Hold it, hold it. 1035 00:41:27,223 --> 00:41:30,183 [all yelling] 1036 00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:37,190 [phone ringing] 1037 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:41,977 Oh, my God! Harry's calling! 1038 00:41:42,021 --> 00:41:43,892 On my phone or your phone? 1039 00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:46,895 That's your phone, Harry Dubin doesn't call me. 1040 00:41:46,939 --> 00:41:50,986 We're just friends! We're just friends! 1041 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:53,206 [bleep]! 1042 00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:55,817 Next time on the season finale 1043 00:41:55,861 --> 00:41:57,863 of The Real Housewives of New York City. 1044 00:41:57,906 --> 00:41:59,734 Leah, look. 1045 00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:01,736 Oh, my God. 1046 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:02,824 Can I see that again? 1047 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:03,912 I think COVID changed me. 1048 00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:06,045 [all laughing] 1049 00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:09,265 You got a nice butt, Singer. 1050 00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:11,833 We're going to be in the Mykonos for the day. 1051 00:42:11,877 --> 00:42:14,314 Oh, Aperol spritzers! 1052 00:42:14,357 --> 00:42:16,925 I want perfection and the fun! 1053 00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:19,841 [all screaming] 1054 00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,321 -What's the matter? -She loves Rob. 1055 00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,888 Yeah. 1056 00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:24,150 Bershan! 1057 00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:25,891 Whoa, girl. 1058 00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:28,023 I've been working hard over here 1059 00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:30,286 on all our fun games tonight. 1060 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:31,984 I'm ready. 1061 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,116 I need some hot sh--. I need some hot-- 1062 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,249 I think you like being Leah. 1063 00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:37,859 Does she do hawkers? 1064 00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:39,861 What are we drinking? 1065 00:42:39,905 --> 00:42:42,298 I'm Eboni K. Williams and I'm holding court. 1066 00:42:42,342 --> 00:42:44,083 [screaming] 1067 00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:45,214 Y'all, y'all. 1068 00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:49,218 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1069 00:42:49,262 --> 00:42:51,830 Just do you know, this is Sonja by Sonja Morgan. 1070 00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:53,309 How much was it? 1071 00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:57,313 Under 200. Under 200 at Century 21, darling. 1072 00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:58,924 Get a life. 1073 00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:02,014 Oh! 1074 00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:04,973 ♪