Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.
So wait one of these three men is my dad?
I am almost certain of it.
-Holy sh--! -I know!
I have a dad.
Shabbat shalom.
[singing in Hebrew]
That was beautiful.
When I went to college, the Jewish people hated me.
-We're not talking about that. -I'm just saying.
-Sonja went nuts on me. -It's not the first time
-she went nuts on you. -I think she's just talking
about herself. I think she's projecting.
I don't like the way you acted at Shabbat,
but I like you, Ramona.
I want to be mad at you. But I can't.
Thank you for the black sabbath.
Thank you for coming and looking pretty.
[dramatic upbeat music]
Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up.
I'm sex positive and BS negative.
I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right.
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much,
but now I'm coming for everything.
Just like New York City,
Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.
[upbeat music]
Oy.
Mine's called tiramisu.
This is a tiramisu right here.
20 minute one on one with me and Tameeka.
Then we have Candice and Curtis joining.
Close. Baby. We're ready. We're ready for tonight.
Thank you for all your help.
-What happened to the broom? -Rachel's looking for it.
Oh, gosh.
Let's see if the fish are good.
Okay, well, that one wasn't too bad.
I don't think they're going to die.
The fish are fine.
You know, what I was worried about is this green sh--.
You know? Ow! It went up my hooch.
♪
[knocking]
[dog barking]
Stay here, don't go out. Hi!
She's ready for her first ballet class.
How are you? Happy New Year.
-Happy new Year. -She's so cute.
Isn't she so cute? I put her in a cute little outfit.
Here, sit down. You look great, Mom.
-I do? Thank you. -You look hot.
-Oh, stop it, Leah. -That's my girl.
-You got a hot girl. -50 years, imagine that.
-God bless her. -Seriously.
-Oh, that's Danny. -Oh Good.
-Hi! -Hola!
Good to see you. Angel looks great.
All right. I'm going to get our kosher food ready.
I would love some.
It is important for me to see my parents,
even if my mother drives me crazy sometimes,
especially after my grandmother passing,
because I know my grandmother wants me and my mom
to get along and I know she's watching me.
These ribs, oh my God, they're so good.
First New Year's meal together.
I was thinking like maybe I would have done
a proper Shabbat.
-It's a nice tradition. -It is great tradition.
You turn off your phone.
-I mean, I don't-- -That's what I don't do.
I don't think she's going to do that.
I can turn my phone off for 24 hours
if I have someone to entertain me.
Entertain you?
It was very hard to do this alone, this conversion.
I don't have anyone to do it with.
It's not like I'm converting for someone
and they're supporting me, it's just me.
A lot of people are naysayers.
You know what I mean?
Some people say you can't convert,
that you're born Jewish.
-No. -No.
I read that.
I think Bunny's supportive of the conversion,
but like, she doesn't fully believe it yet.
And I think the more she sees my dedication,
I think she's going to respect it.
Well, I hope I have everyone's support here.
Of course. Got my support. Look, Jesus was a Jew.
That's right.
Clearly it was good enough for him.
Well, it wasn't good enough for him.
That's why he started something new.
I call Jesus my Jewish homeboy.
They're so intertwined.
They are so intertwined.
Did you definitely get it?
Yeah.
I signed a deal with HarperCollins to write a book.
Is it gonna be like an autobiography,
or is it gonna be like memoirs?
It's going to be like part memoir, part like proscriptive.
I don't want to just be like "Chapter one, I was born..."
"I was born in 1982."
I am writing an anti self-help self-help book.
Basically, I don't think that I really
should be giving advice to anyone.
But if you want to hear some things from me,
then you can also read the book.
Honestly, when I think about it in high school,
if I hadn't gotten very mixed up with clubs,
I could have been a star athlete,
I could have gone to probably an Ivy League college.
Well, that's what happens when you get involved
-with drugs and alcohol. -Mom.
You really didn't have to go there.
But I mean, that's the honest thing.
That shows you how it robs somebody of their life.
-Mmm. -Isn't that good?
Yum. Wow.
I mean, let's not act like I had my life robbed from me.
-That's a little-- -You did.
-All right. -What's the matter?
That's the truth.
Certain years, not your whole life.
I'm sorry, but I got to experience.
-There's trade-offs. -The rave scene of the 90s,
and I just wouldn't trade that for anything.
I don't care. Harvard, bye! I don't care.
Those were years that would have been very cherished
by us that we lost.
Au contraire, Mother dearest. I didn't lose years of my life.
I was at the limelight in the tunnel.
How many people can say that?
Not that many.
What about this?
To this day, you still--
Don't say you're pretty every day.
I'm supposed to every day look at her and say,
"You're so pretty."
I don't need compliments all the time,
but I don't want criticisms all the time.
And everything I do, you have a criticism for.
I'm not doing this right.
You know, Bunny, she might have a point there.
-That's ridiculous. -You said I'm addicted
to plastic surgery, which I find very rude.
-You know what? -Not true.
Three surgeries in six months are not great.
Do another one and I'm going to go into addiction,
Now I'm calling it dependency.
Go one more step and I'll call it addiction.
-Don't have anymore. -No, you look great.
I'm done, you know how much money I've spent?
-That's enough. That's enough. -No, you look great as you are.
Do I wish she would be less critical?
Absolutely, because I do think it has an effect on me
and who I am.
Maybe I can blame her for getting addicted
to plastic surgery.
It sounds like this year you got a lot going on.
- I do. -So we'll be behind you 100%.
Thank you. Promise?
Based on what you do.
I'm like, "Wait, you're going to be behind me 100%?"
-Take it a day at a time. -Give me six drinks.
Coming up...
Oh my God. I speak so much sh--about Luann
and I love her so much. I always say sh--about her,
I don't know what to tell you guys.
I can ----ing hear you!
Why do I have to know about property tax rates?
Tax levy equals expenses, minus revenue.
Correct, tax levy 20 to 500.
I got another correct.
Good thing math was my best subject.
Eboni gave me some great advice,
she said, "You know what, Ramona? You go your own pace.
Don't put any limit on when you're going to finish
this real estate course."
You know what? That really helped me
because now I'm actually progressing faster
because I'm not putting that pressure on myself.
Thank you, Eboni.
Okay, next.
[phone ringing]
I mean, seriously?
-Hello! -Sonjarita!
How are you, honey?
You look so pretty, I like your top, all that glitter.
I have some bad news.
We did a test last night for COVID,
and we tested positive today,
both me and my assistant that lives here.
How do you feel? You look good.
Yesterday, we both felt crappy.
I had body aches and I thought it was just allergies.
Last night I felt like my head ached and I felt really tired,
I go, "I don't know, like maybe I got COVID again or something."
So I actually went to bed at 10:00.
But then my test came back today, I'm fine.
I really thought there's a strong chance that I had it too.
Wow, you're making me feel better.
That was the idea I was trying to make you feel better.
I'm glad I just did that.
Ramona going to bed at 10 and feeling better
really doesn't help me with the fact that I do have COVID.
But okay, Ramona, share as you will.
All right. Well, I'll check in with you tomorrow.
You're going to be fine and just relax.
I feel better having spoke to you. Thank you, Ramona.
-I love you so much. -I love you so much.
-Bye, baby. - Bye.
Ay yi yi.
[mellow music]
Hey, baby. Would like a little treat?
Let's give you a treat.
You want something different?
See if you like this.
Oh gosh. Okay.
So, Linda was exactly right, my dad was, in fact,
one of the three brothers that she said he would be,
and then Linda reached out to him
and he was willing to do a DNA test.
And he is my father. It's just amazing.
So I found out that his name is Jude and it's just incredible
for the first time in my life to know my father's name.
[dial tone]
So, I'm reaching out and I'm making
the scariest and also most exciting phone call of my life.
Your call has been forwarded
to an automated voice messaging system.
At the tone, please record your message.
Hi. Hi. I'm trying to reach Jude.
Jude, my name is Eboni K. Williams.
I'm really looking forward to speaking with you.
If you can give me a shout back whenever you get a moment.
Thank you.
I feel very relieved that he didn't pick up the phone,
actually, but very hopeful, very hopeful that he calls me back.
Very hopeful that he hears the pureness
of my intention in my voicemail.
So, very excited for what's to come.
Whew. Okay.
Where's the other suitcase?
-Behind the... -Where? Oh, over there.
I've lost my mind.
Emma, since COVID, I can't think.
I know it was four weeks ago.
Stop saying you can't blame it on COVID.
All right. I could have died.
Can I tell you--Ramona, I had such an emotional moment
with her, because when I told her I have 103 fever,
Ramona called. She goes, "I'm sending an ambulance.
I'm coming over now."
She was ringing the doorbell. I didn't answer.
She's like, "This is not normal,
if you are sick for a week, okay, great.
After a week you're having a fever and you can't breathe.
Not good." She does that for me.
At first when I had COVID. I thought, I'm fine. Not true.
The next day I was so sick, but it was so nice
to receive calls from the girls.
And Ramona sent me gorgeous, gorgeous flowers.
Bright spot in my day.
Ms. Singer sent me these. Singer knows I love lilies.
I'm such a sucker for Singer.
And then when the doctor cleared me,
Leah and Eboni came over, which was so nice.
So this is what you take every day, Son. The vitamin C.
I got you two small bottles of the vitamin D.
This is like kind of hard to get.
-Okay. -And the zinc.
Oh my God. This is what they told me I need.
There you go.
It feels so good to know no matter what I've been through
with the girls, when the chips are down, the girls are there.
Yeah, that's cute.
Can you get the black shiny thing that goes with that?
-Where is that? -Oh, I think there, that one.
Okay! I want this for Ramona.
This is something I really want for Ramona's.
Ramona insisted as soon as I feel better,
I have to come to the Hamptons.
I can't wait to spend time with you.
We're all going to get out there Friday night, the core group.
I'll invite Bershan to come on Saturday.
I'm going to pamper you, girl.
I know she wants to keep an eye on me. She misses me.
We haven't seen each other in over a month.
Oh, no, I'm too fat for this. It's horrible.
Okay, I know you hate when I fat shame myself.
I'm not too fat. I'm beautiful.
I have a beautiful figure and you're right,
I shouldn't fat shame myself. Thank you.
It's just not the season for a skirt.
That's what we're going to say.
Okay. Jeans. Turtleneck.
That coat.
I've been away, Sonja's been sick,
everybody's been in different places the last three weeks.
So, you know, I understand why Ramona wants
to get us all together.
It's Valentine's weekend coming up.
-Oh, my God, it is. -None of us have boyfriends.
I'll plan like a Galantine Valentine's party.
I'll make it really funky and fun.
It's the winter in the Hamptons. There's not a lot going on.
So it's kind of nice to huddle down with your girlfriends,
I got to say.
[phone ringing]
Put all of it in, that's for me and Ramona.
And Ramona has loungewear for me too.
Sonjarita!
Sonia. Oh my God, I miss you.
I love you, Lu. I am so exhausted.
I got to tell you, I don't think you realize how sick I was.
I checked in with you a couple of times,
but I didn't hear back from you. So I imagine.
-You know-- -I was dying.
I will tell you, my assistant was on a--
[gargling]
The thing Harry Dubin has to do while having sex.
-What, inhaler? -An inhaler!
Can't wait to spend time with you.
I miss you. It's been so long.
You've been the little quarantine baby.
I guess I'm going to stay Ramona's in her room.
-We both have antibodies. -Oh.
So you might as well share your antibodies in the same bed.
We'll have one big orgy. It'll be fabulous.
Well, if you make out with me, I'll be fine.
All right. Well, listen,
save me some good stuff for the weekend, okay?
-I love you. -Bye!
Bye. Can't wait to see you. Bye!
God, I speak so much sh--about Luann,
and I love her so much.
I do love Ramona too.
But I always say sh-- about them,
I don't know what to tell you guys. I love them.
I just can't stop talking sh--.
[laughing]
Why is this here?
I can ----ing hear you.
-I love you Lou. -Yeah. Yeah.
I heard you talking sh--about me.
You better watch your--Sonja Morgan.
I love you so much, I don't know why I always
talk sh--about you.
Yeah, you better not be talking smack about me.
Caught red handed. Sonja says she doesn't drink at home.
I don't know about that.
She's so nuts.
Coming up...
This doesn't even look like a ----ing Ramona wig.
No, it looks good because it's ridiculous.
'Cause it is ridiculous.
[upbeat music]
-I'm really excited. -Me too.
Oh here she comes. okay.
You know, with all the taxes I pay,
they can't shovel, they can't plow in New York City.
You go to New Jersey, they plow every five seconds.
-What is all this sh--, son? -I'm a hot mess, I'm sorry.
-Hey, Emma! -Apologies, apologies.
We're only going for two nights.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Emma, are you in charge of getting her ready?
And she's late, so I should be mad at you, not Sonja?
-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, Sonja's saying yeah.
Hey, we try.
I think that Leah should absolutely blame the interns.
Let's get real. Interns are still learning the ropes.
I didn't bring any food.
What do you want? There's chia pudding behind you.
Oh the chia? Yeah, I'll do the chia.
Can we talk about the rooms for a minute?
Okay, let's talk about it.
Because I don't want to sleep downstairs again
because I have bad memories from there.
But I also understand if you don't want to sleep down there.
I'll sleep down there, then.
The last trip to the Hamptons, I was in one of the worst
like emotional states I've been in and that room
really just reminds me of my grandmother dying.
I don't think it's a big ask to switch rooms.
If she goes down where's Bershan going?
-Still to the lower level. -Lower level because she
-doesn't mind sharing. -Okay, good.
Well, I'll check in with Ramona and make sure her plan
is to put Bershan in the lower level.
-We have to tell her. -Yeah, okay.
I feel totally fine that Ramona has chosen
to invite Bershan. Clearly it took a beat
for Ms. Bershan to kind of find her way with the women,
which is not easy.
So, I think maybe some more time with the ladies
will be a good thing.
Oh, wait, this is the other thing. Luann.
She's going to bitch, if she doesn't get
-that same room again. -Doesn't matter.
-Is that upstairs? -Yeah.
You're going to try to move diva Luann?
I'm not moving that bitch, she's fine.
Who's pulling up? I'm like a nervous Nellie.
I feel like I'm entertaining a boyfriend or something.
It's just the girls, like, relax, Ramona.
I'll get this one.
[knocking]
-Hello? -Hey, Honey Bunny.
-Hi, how are you? -Um, good. How are you?
Good, excellent. Well, I am very, you know.
You do you, and I do me.
I am very, "Want to play in the snow" vibe.
I got my snow boots on. Ready to go.
We're snow bunnies.
You can just leave them right there. Thank you so much.
So I'm going to put my stuff in the room.
I'll help you carry some stuff.
Oh, wait, you shouldn't be wearing your shoes!
-It's beige carpet. -Well these are clean.
How do you--you were outside with them, silly Billy.
In the snow, though, not in the dirt.
-Fine! -Do you want me
to take them off?
-No, no, it's fine. -No, they're clean.
So show me all the beautiful decorations.
Yeah, Nari K did our table designs.
Looks great.
She--We worked relentlessly. I was more of her assistant.
Are these new sofas?
No but they look different. Right?
-And see look, we had-- -Why do they look so different?
Because it's the red I guess.
But you pulled it closer together.
Now we can eat very nicely here.
I love it. Very casual.
Look at her silver, how gorgeous, her napkins.
-Wow. Look at that. -And why go out?
Should be very interesting.
Interesting. What do you mean, interesting.
What does that mean?
I've never had a Galantine's Day.
I can whip up anything in short notice, so it's fine.
I'm thrilled to have them here. I'm ready for them.
Are we doing yoga tomorrow or no?
Whatever the girls want me. I don't want to push Sonja.
She's driving. I'd rather have her chill out.
Sonja's fine.
Sonja's totally fine.
She's so fine that she was totally wasted
yesterday when I spoke to her on the phone.
-Are you serious? -I'm serious.
And she thought she hung up and she was like,
"Oh, I talk so bad about Lu.
You know, I shouldn't talk bad about Lu."
I mean, I was like, what are you do--
-What? -What?
And do you know that I think I rented her a townhouse
for like four months.
My friends from Abu Dhabi are renting her townhouse.
I've gotten closer to helping her rent
that place than anybody else.
And I'm her tried and true friend.
And then I hear her talking smack about me.
-I'm like, that bitch! -She was drunk.
That's what she does when she's drunk.
-Look what she did to me. -I'm a good friend to her.
Like I called her when she was sick.
She never got back to me.
You know, it's this double handed relationship.
No, it's called displaced anger.
I don't know what it is.
I think she's angry in her life.
You and I have moved on from our divorce.
Our lives are better than ever.
We've saved money, we've accumulated wealth.
She's lost money. She's lost. We're not.
So when she gets drunk, she resents that you and I.
I understand that. But it's so--
you can only take so much, do you know I mean?
I don't know. I'm forgiving.
I'm fed up. I have so much patience with Sonja.
I have been a really good friend to her and I feel
like I'm not getting anything back from her.
I love Sonja so much, but I'm not going to be abused by Sonja.
She's in trouble.
I know she's got problems, but she doesn't have
to take her problems out on me.
Coming up...
You three have definitely married extremely wealthy.
Try wealthy. You might like it.
Here we are, back again.
-Scene of the ----ing crime. -I'm happy about it, man.
-I'm so happy. -I just am happy
I get to redo here.
You're going to be in a much more positive place. I agree.
I just want to, like, enjoy the women and have fun.
I feel like I didn't get to do that last time
and pretty much nobody got to do that last time.
And maybe partly because of me.
You're a ----ing ho. You're a ho, you're a ho. You're a ho.
I'm turning this whole trip into just me being sad.
No, no! It's not that.
Do not talk about me. It's none of your ----ing business.
Why do you have to be
in everyone's business like a Karen?
So I'm looking forward
to getting to make things up this time.
Here we go. Get me the hell out of this...
You go ahead.
Thank you. I'm going to jump out here.
I've never seen salad dressing in a champagne flume.
It's a lemon herb dressing, so you do it...
Is there truffles in there?
Might be a little truffles.
We're here!
[Ramona screaming]
We're here, we're here!
No, I already talked to them about it.
Hi!
Look at you! You look like a Barbie doll.
My Barbie! You're a Barbie doll.
I am so excited that you're here.
Oh, my God. I know.
A whole weekend together.
-Yes! -I think you got more beautiful.
Stop!
-You look so cute. -Stop, stop!
Look are our little baby.
Look at how cute our little baby is.
Leah and I always have our ups and downs,
and right now I'm on up with her, so I'm embracing it.
And her.
I took another kombucha, that's who I am.
Sonja, when they get this bus back,
it's not going to have anything in it.
-No. -I'm taking everything.
Oh, good. Charity starts at home.
My mom used to say that.
It's true, though.
I've come such a long way with you, ladies,
since I was last year.
I'm so glad that's why we got so close so fast.
I know! I feel like you guys are like my best friends now.
-It's crazy. -We love you.
I think there's been a lot of kind of full circle growth
with me and the women
and me and Ramona in particular.
So, it's kind of nice to return to like
the scene of the crime, if you will,
because I think we'll do good by it this time as a group.
And I'm excited.
What is that? Oh, I know what that is.
Luann had a great idea to do an identity swap dinner.
We have to dress like someone else in the group.
And I got assigned Ramona.
I bought an I.V. stand and I'm going to write
"COVID blood plasma." on the bag.
I am ----ing excited about this sh--.
All right. I'm just going to quickly just bring something.
Oh, my God.
Only you would come a six inch heels!
-Hey! -I'm so happy.
-Hi! -I miss you guys.
I'm so happy you're here.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, Jesus, look at this for two days.
Hi. Thank you.
My God. Wait.
I know, for two days?
This is all Sonja's sh--.
I have one bag.
Whose is this?
-That's mine. -For two nights?
I went all out on my identity swap.
We got to feel Jovani, 'cause we gotta play Lu
for identity swap. You like this on mommy, sweetie?
All right. I'll see you next time. Thank you.
Say hi to Oscar.
Sonja, do you think this lovely gentleman
can take your bags upstairs?
Excuse me, sir?
Oh, no, he can't. He can't. He's too old.
He's older than me. He can't do it.
Ramona does a 20 minute plank.
She can't bring the bags upstairs.
I can tell you that's going to happen a lot faster
than this guy who just drove me here.
All right, I'm peeing.
All right, what can I do? What can I help you with?
Well, I'm taking the lighter bags first. All right.
♪
Oh, okay. I'm going up.
Yeah. Go to the right. You can put your things
in that closet you did last time. Just go for it.
Yeah, okay.
There's empty hangers, whatever you want.
I did have COVID, you know.
-Okay. -Wait, how do we do this?
Oh my God. First, she talks smack about me,
and now I'm carrying her bag up the stairs?
I mean, am I a glutton for punishment or what?
Yeah. I don't know whether I'm a sucker for Sonja
or just the world's best friend.
Just don't nick my floors.
Are you kidding me? What about my ankles?
Oh, my gosh. A little too much.
Are you all right?
Sonja, is there like a dead body or two in here?
[laughing]
Thank god, now you wheel it.
-Oh, my God. -Wow!
Oh, my God. Wait, I don't want her to see my wig.
Did you like it?
This doesn't even look like a ----ing Ramona wig.
-Well, it has roots. -It's like ridiculous looking.
And that's why I wanted to wear it.
No, it looks good because it's ridiculous.
Because it's ridiculous.
It's good. It's actually really good, Leah.
Sonja, let's eat. You actually match the room.
It's uncanny. You match the room.
Ramona, I just have to say something right away.
I mean, I'm going to be so emotional. It's just like.
I'm glad you're here. Don't cry. I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
You know, I just feel so guilty
because I was holding some sh--in, okay?
Not just about you like a lot of stuff
that I went through that you know better than anyone.
You've been through a lot of sh--.
I vented on you.
Please have some boundaries and do something for others
and some social ----ing climbing for yourself. For what?
Another yacht, another plane, another dress?
Another Gucci?
Okay, Sonja, that's enough.
COVID for me, just really made me look inward
as to what is really important to me.
And now I know I need to be there
with the people I love.
It was rude what I said.
Baby, I know it was displaced anger.
I know that, it wasn't about me,
it's that what you were going through?
And that's what friends are.
We forgive them. And I knew you were going through
a bad time, and that's why I didn't harbor any anger.
-I get it. -I feel so bad.
-Don't, no. It's okay. -Because you know what?
I have to tell you, Eboni and Leah were like
so there about the COVID and understanding,
but you made sure,
like you were sending an ambulance for me.
Of course I was. I had 103 fever!
I know. Actually I was ready to send the ambulance!
COVID is a serious disease
and Sonja was running a fever for a very long time.
Sonja's alone. Who's going to take care of her?
Nurse Ramona to the rescue.
The whole time I was sick,
I just kept thinking about you,
how you are so loving to me, so understanding.
I know Lu said whatever I said was very hurtful.
So I feel so bad about that.
I guess I have to apologize to Lu too,
because I've been kind of hard on her as well.
She was rushing me to go
and I ended up peeing behind the bus.
I have to apologize to Arthur. Oh, I got a long apology list.
Coming up...
I've got a game for you.
You ready to play pin the tail on--
Oh sh--!
-Are you kidding me? -Oh my god.
Talk about an ass.
I'm sweating in my bra.
All right. So.
Oh my god!
I wanted to make it. Sonja, I know you want to admit
that you're not feeling great with this COVID thing.
-She's not feeling great. -And you had a two hour drive.
I thought, let's just chill out inside.
So I got these great little outfits,
like very kind of comfy and nice.
[laughing]
Oh, my God!
Really, we have to wear that?
I wanted to make Galentine's Night special
and warm and intimate. What better way to bond
by wearing some loungy outfits
and we kind of all wear the same.
We're just all going to have to a lot of fun
and laughs and a great time.
If you don't want, you don't have to.
-I thought it would be fun. -It is so cute.
-We all need to match. -I got us sparkles.
Oh, so we put that on our face?
Can we put our own spin on that outfit?
Luann, you're wearing it.
You're not wearing your ----ing cabaret outfit,
you're wearing this.
Okay, so these outfits are ugly. Very, very ugly and very cheap.
But in the spirit of sisterhood,
I will put on these cheap ass pajamas
and these corny ass Swarovski crystals on my face.
And I'm happy to do it because we're all in it together.
Well, as long as I have a feather boa I'm fine.
I told her to get the boa. I told her we needed boas.
Okay!
I want to wear the boa, not be constricted by the boa.
She got these ten for ten dollars.
No!
Is this real wood, Ramona?
-Yeah, of course it is. -Oh my God, that's amazing.
Oh, I love standing right next to it.
Yeah, I have to put another piece of wood
-in the fire, actually. -Oh, we're real hot girls now.
Hot girl winter!
I'm eating chocolate, like, there's no dessert.
Okay.
I never worry about food with Singer,
but if she don't have dessert, she's slipping.
That's what happens after COVID, man.
Everybody freaks about the COVID once you've had it,
you're like a leper.
What happened to your guy? The one from Eboni's girl?
Grew up on bacon.
My grandmother made bacon every weekend.
-I love it. -There's nothing wrong with it.
I don't read the reports. Fake news.
It's healthy for you.
When I had COVID, you didn't send me
even a chicken soup. You know, like in New York,
-you say, "Oh, I'm sick." -Really?
Like you send, like chicken in the pot and he's Jewish.
He should know better. Send me the freaking--
He should be doting over you.
Not even flowers.
So Bradley has fizzled out, to say the least.
Honestly, I gave it my best effort. I was a listener.
I was available for Bradley's phone calls.
I even did FaceTimes while he was watching TV.
But when I don't get flowers
and then when I'm sick with COVID,
not even a chicken in a pot. No, that's not Mr. Right.
I think I'll go back to Mr. Right Now for a moment then.
And nothing for Valentine's Day?
You sent me more than he sends me.
[laughing]
Frenchy, you know,
he would always come with flowers for me
and for the intern and for everyone.
Yeah, but he's French.
That's the difference.
American guys are not romantic.
I think we need to go to Europe.
[upbeat music]
♪
Hey, babies. You look great.
Beautiful, thank you, I'm very comfy.
You wanna help me with my--
Yes, I do. Oh, girl, it took me forever to put mine on.
Yes. Sonja Morgan.
Really, really, Sonja?
Really.
Sonjarita, do you have a scarf,
or anything I can use as a blindfold. Don't ask.
-I do have one. -It's a surprise.
-I do have a scarf. -You do?
Or, you know what? We can look in Ramona's closet.
So, here's the dinner menu.
Roasted red beets, wild mushroom saute.
This beautiful. This is so kind of you to do.
Who needs a man when you got Ramona Singer.
No, who needs a man when we got girlfriends!
You girls are so important to me. You really are.
This is very romantic too, like in a loving way.
Sweet way, love.
-Sexy, because we're sexy. -We are sexy.
I love a Galentine's Day. It's a day about love.
And last I checked, you can love on your girlfriends too.
-What's going on here? -What about this?
This is strange.
Are you telling me Ramona's gonna wear this?
Oh, this might be perfect. This is perfect.
Pump it, pump it, baby!
Oh my God.
How things have changed in one day!
And it's not even eight o'clock yet.
-Who is this? -I don't know.
Do you realize that when you spoke to me yesterday...
Yes.
You got off the phone, but you were still on
and you were like, "I don't know why
"I trash Luann all the time. I feel so bad."
Why do you do that to me?
I've been doing it to you and Ramona,
I apologized to her. And I meant to get to you next.
And I just felt so guilty.
I was coming off my antidepressants.
I know, but I can't be your punching bag, my love.
You're near and dear to me. And I love you.
You know that. So to talk about me that way,
-makes me feel so-- -You have been my punching bag.
No, it makes me ill.
I don't need to always vent on you.
Of course. And a person can only take so much,
you know what I mean?
And then it turns, you know what I mean?
I don't want that to happen to us. So, I love you.
And that's all I wanted to say.
And I'm not going to go on about it because, you know,
I don't hold on to sh--.
I don't, because that's the only way to survive.
I love Luann, and I feel bad talking sh--about her
all the time. However, if we don't talk sh--
about our best friends, who do we talk sh--about?
Look what I'm wearing. Ring a bell?
I've never worn a matching pajama set in my life.
-Hey, girls. -Hey!
You look fab, Lu.
Oh, my God. She's getting ready for a cabaret.
There's nothing like Lu in a boa.
We have a beautiful table, right?
Sexy.
I think we should clear on it and [bleep] on it.
But who's going to [bleep] who? Nobody.
It's just us.
-Here's to us. -Here's to us.
So I'm sitting here, Eboni's sitting here,
Leah's sitting here and then Sonja and Lu,
you decide where you want to sit there.
As long as I'm next to Lu, I'm in heaven.
I just hope I can take Sonja at face value
and that she's being honest with me
because she's laying it on thick.
Isn't this nice?
This is really, really lovely.
Hanging with the girls in PJs.
This is great.
So much better than having a boyfriend.
Well, it's definitely better than a whack boyfriend.
I'll own that.
I didn't really know how I would feel
for Valentine's Day being that I'm just coming off
of yet another breakup. But I'm very optimistic.
I'm looking forward to dating again.
And in the meantime,
I get some great time with my gals.
-It's beautiful. -What is this?
Beautiful presentation.
This is baby arugula with roasted red beets, chèvre,
and some toasted walnuts.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
-Wow, it's fabulous. -Bon appetit.
Oh, my God. Look at, the beets are hearts!
Yeah, they're hearts.
Oh my god, I love that.
Where do we want to travel together when we can?
I would love to bring you ladies to New Orleans with me,
because to know me is to know that part of me
and you, Lu and Ramona, don't know.
But I confirmed, Jude is my father.
-He took the DNA test. -Really?
I told Sonja.
Sonja, you don't know this
because you were recovering from the COVID.
So Jude got tested. Jude is my father.
Praise the lord.
That's how I felt. I talked to him yesterday
-for the first time. -He better be gushing over you.
Wow.
You have a father! That's crazy!
-He is. -Congratulations.
-Thanks, you guys. -That's big news.
-Major! -It's amazing.
I have two sisters. They're welcoming me into the family.
Sonja read the text message.
"This is your sister with a capital S,
"I want to welcome you, capital W,
"to the family capital F."
Yeah. Isn't that so nice?
They're both moms, they're both great,
they're wives, they're great.
-You have nieces and nephews? -Yeah, I do.
It's so incredible how in just six months
I went from feeling like I had no family
to now I have a huge family and I have to get started on
getting to know each and every one of them.
I think in 2021, I need to try something new
because you three, and definitely married
and dated extremely wealthy and it ended up great.
And I think I need to start that.
-You do. -I need a sugar daddy.
Try wealthy.
Let's play win the sugar daddy.
Obviously, whatever strategy I have,
doesn't work because I've never gotten jewelry.
I've never had my rent paid for me.
I mean, I had to pay for my own tits.
-I've got a game for you. -Can I pee first?
Yeah, hurry up, Leah. Okay, I love games.
So here we go. You guys ready? We have tape.
You ready to play pin the tail on...
Harry!
Oh sh--!
-Oh God. Are you kidding me? -My God.
-Talk about an ass. -Three out of five of us
have dipped our toe in the Harry pot.
You look incredibly beautiful.
-Thank you. -Boobs look perfect.
Nothing a little bra
and a little Yves St. Laurent can't do.
You are you stellarly beautiful.
You know, Harry, we know each other very well.
-I know. -Don't bullsh--me.
I'm not. Now, I'm not.
Harry!
Look at that hair!
Let's see the hair. And the boobs, Jesus Christ.
I can't.
Whoever doesn't get close to his mouth
has to kiss Harry, okay?
He's my friend and ex-boyfriend. 30 years ago.
Why are you friends with him?
You know, he said about sh--about me.
We told you.
He told me he loves new doors and he misses you.
That's all I know.
But you shouldn't even hang out with him.
-I don't hang out with him. -You do hang out with him!
Lips.
We're all putting lips on Harry. I mean, seriously?
-This will be fun. -I don't know.
I feel this is disrespectful to Harry, he's my friend.
It's not disrespect. He's not your friend.
He's my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me
and ----ed all my friends.
He's my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me
and ----ed all my friends.
What are we doing?
It's pin the tail on Harry.
Pin the tail on the what?
Did you not see the picture?
Okay, Ramona, you go first.
[Leah laughing]
I'm glad you had a good reaction.
Oh my god! That's so ----ing creepy!
Can I ask you to ask Andre
to bring me another glass of wine? What's your name?
Romeo.
Oh, that's too good.
Romeo! I'm Juliet.
Okay, whoever doesn't get close to his mouth
has to kiss Harry. Okay?
All right. So I just spin you around.
Oh, sh--. I get vertigo.
That's it, only once.
Is that the wall?
I can't believe Harry's not here and he's here.
-I can't stand it. -Okay.
-I did it too far. -You were way off.
You ready?
The only one that hasn't ----ed him.
No, not the only, bitch.
Okay, now we're going to twist her around,
and Harry's in front of you and you can't see, right?
No, I can't see anything.
Okay, Harry's in front of you.
Okay, Leah is--
Closer.
Is closer. So Ramona is in the losing position right now.
-I'm going to go now. -Sonjarita--oh, Eboni.
All right, a little twirl.
Pin the tail on Harry!
Or the lips, I should say. Oh, boy, oh, boy!
[screaming]
Oh, you are losing, baby.
Everybody else has kissed Harry Dubin,
so I guess I might as well kiss his ass too. Let's go.
Everybody's had their lips on Harry. Why not?
He's not a bad looking guy though.
-All right. -Okay, here you go, Son.
Can I go up here? Okay, ready. Let's just see where--
-Sonja's cheating! -Sonja, stop cheating!
[all yelling]
-I did not look, okay! -All right, do it again.
Now I'm gonna go right in and stick it into Harry.
Yeah, give it to Harry!
Keep your eyes closed.
I can't see sh--.
Look, look, you done good.
One game I never want to play again
is find Harry between the sheets
or pin a ----ing kiss on this poster.
Luann's turn.
Okay, so somebody's got to spin me around.
When it comes to Harry,
I just didn't want to stick it on him.
I wanted to put it up on the edge like Eboni did.
I just need you know, I'm just friends with Harry
and he misses you and he adores you.
He does.
So straight ahead?
Straight ahead, girl. Straight ahead.
You and Sonja's lips are kissing!
No!
We're safe. Okay, Eboni.
Eboni, you gotta kiss Harry.
Oh no!
That's part of the deal.
You got to kiss Harry and we get to take a picture.
Yuck. Sorry.
[laughing]
Oh, God.
All right, Leah, come on the side.
Oh, he's a nice guy. I'll introduce you.
I'm okay!
Don't introduce him to any friends.
-He's actually very charming. -You better hurry up, Lu.
Mwah!
I live for a nice older man, honey,
but Harry Dubin just seems raggedy to me
like an overgrown frat boy or something.
Maybe I'll see what his father looks like.
One more!
That was good! That was a good kiss!
Hold it, hold it.
[all yelling]
[phone ringing]
Oh, my God! Harry's calling!
On my phone or your phone?
That's your phone, Harry Dubin doesn't call me.
We're just friends! We're just friends!
[bleep]!
Next time on the season finale
of The Real Housewives of New York City.
Leah, look.
Oh, my God.
Can I see that again?
I think COVID changed me.
[all laughing]
You got a nice butt, Singer.
We're going to be in the Mykonos for the day.
Oh, Aperol spritzers!
I want perfection and the fun!
[all screaming]
-What's the matter? -She loves Rob.
Yeah.
Bershan!
Whoa, girl.
I've been working hard over here
on all our fun games tonight.
I'm ready.
I need some hot sh--. I need some hot--
I think you like being Leah.
Does she do hawkers?
What are we drinking?
I'm Eboni K. Williams and I'm holding court.
[screaming]
Y'all, y'all.
♪ Happy birthday to you
Just do you know, this is Sonja by Sonja Morgan.
How much was it?
Under 200. Under 200 at Century 21, darling.
Get a life.
Oh!
♪