Previously on...
I think that I'm allergic to alcohol
because this summer, I had a couple of times
where I didn't remember how I got home.
I haven't drank since March 31st.
I'm just so much more, "This is how it's supposed to be."
Will it be a challenge to be around the girls
and not drink? Sure. But I'm ready.
- Hi. - Hey, babe.
- How are you? - I'm good, baby.
You're all coordinated. Mwah.
It's so good to see you.
I have a friend who I think you would really like.
Her name is Eboni.
I'm looking forward to meeting her.
Do you think they'd met anyone like me before?
- Like Black person? - No. Like...
Because actually, no. I don't think they have.
You didn't visit me or Lu this summer.
- What the heck happened to you? - No, you did not.
Century 21 just shocked me.
I'm more-- You know, I just, like,
what rug is gonna be pulled out next?
Let's have a getaway.
Why don't you come out to the Hamptons?
As you have not graced us with your company.
And, Eboni, you come, too.
Flattered that you guys would include me.
Are we gonna all stay together?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Of all my vices,
being glamorous is one I'll never give up.
I'm sex positive and B.S. negative.
I may say the wrong thing,
but my intentions are always right.
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much,
but now I'm coming for everything.
Just like New York City,
Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.
Carey James, you want a carrot?
I know you do. I know you do.
Come on, girl.
Oh, Ms. Leah is here.
- Hey. - Hi.
You know she's a crazy dog. You look beautiful.
- Well, thank you. - Good to see you.
I'm wearing this bow for you
because you're the pageant queen.
- Ah, yes! - Hi.
Oh, look, she's wearing a bow, too.
- Oh, my God. She looks-- - Did you bring Angel?
No, girl. Always bring them.
We need all the bitches together, Leah.
- Ooh. Wow. - All of it.
- Oh, my God. - Here we are.
This is kind of, like, the main living area.
- Nice. - Yeah, it's nice.
You know, at night, this view is incredible.
I currently live in Tribeca, downtown Lower Manhattan,
and I am not a downtown gal.
And I only moved down to Tribeca
to please this ex of mine.
And I thought
I was gonna spend the rest of my life with this man.
All right. So come this way. Let me show you the master.
But here's what's crazy, Leah.
I don't sleep here because this was supposed to be, like,
- our bedroom. - Your room with...
- Together. - Yeah.
No. I'm sorry.
If this is my apartment that my ex-boyfriend was paying for,
I would enjoy the sh-- out of it
and be ----ing other guys in the master bedroom.
What's Eboni doing?
How long did you guys date before...
- Moving in? - ...this happened?
A year and a half.
So you guys were together three and a half years?
Three and a half years total. Yeah.
It's very clear to me now
that he felt if he bunkered down here
and really lived here
- and this was home base... - He'd lose his kids.
He would literally lose his kids, which broke my heart.
I wouldn't want to come between any man and his children.
So, I was just like, "I'll opt out," you know.
So he went to Jersey to quarantine,
and I stayed here,
and it kind of became apparent to me
that we don't want the same things.
When COVID-19 hit this globe,
this man did not see me as family.
This man saw his existing children as family,
and that's why he went to New Jersey.
People have fought a reason, a season or a lifetime.
Our season was up.
So, what did you think of...
Your friends? I had a blast.
It was just as advertised.
I mean, I think, you did a really good job
in describing your friends.
Sonja's a lot.
When I walked in, Sonja, like, literally was like,
"Hello." You know, and, like, I'm used to a subtle up down.
But like, girl, it was, like, check, you know, babe.
Oh, my God. We're still not sure.
You're so tiny. I didn't realize.
Oh, my God.
I'm used to it, Leah. My whole life, it's been...
- Yeah. - You know,
and not frankly just White women.
Like, all women. You know, that's just
what we do to each other. I get it.
Well, I'm very curious as to what you thought of Ramona.
This is the vibe I got from Ramona.
She was totally pleasant.
You know, she like made the comment that,
"Oh, I felt really connected to you right away."
I felt an immediate bond with you,
and I don't really feel that from many people.
- It feels very easy. - Yeah, yeah.
- Natural. - Very natural.
- Bullsh--. - Which felt a little...
- Fake? - ...unjustified.
- You guys barely talk. - Talk.
How would she even feel ----ing?
But what, like, is she even talking about?
But whatever. I'll take it.
Listen. We'll see. Like, I--I kind of don't know
what this Hamptons thing is gonna be.
I'll be honest. I was surprised I was invited.
Sonja and Ramona are completely unlike my existing friend group.
Honey, I don't even fool with this many White women
on a regular basis.
That said, I could be an "any space bitch."
I think it's gonna be good.
I have been thinking about, like, what we can do.
We've all been not doing sh-- except for Ramona.
She's been partying like crazy.
But, um, but I was supposed to go to Burning Man
this past summer, and obviously, it was cancelled,
so I wanna have a Burning Man themed dinner.
That is so not--I've never been to any of these music festivals.
I honestly haven't either.
I don't think that there is, like, a chance in hell
that these women would ever end up
in the desert doing drugs.
So why not bring Burning Man to the Hamptons?
I mean, you really can't get any more polar opposite.
It's just, like, a reason to, like, get dressed up crazy.
Okay. You're gonna have to help me with the outfit.
I'm gonna send you some--
'Cause I have no idea.
- I will. - I'm in.
I'm gonna go all in, too.
- Bless me. - Bless you.
- Ooh, child. - You just had 1/4 of an orgasm.
Also, if you sneeze four times in a row,
- that's like a full cu-. - Yes.
You wanna go get the door?
Okay. That's Aleta.
Marley, stop.
You're gonna start the healing now.
Marley, sit.
Sit. Sit, boy.
- Hi. - Hi, Mrs. St. James.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Ms. Morgan's upstairs.
Oh, good boy.
We're gonna start the healing process.
After meditating daily and doing my yoga practice,
I realize something is energetically off.
I've got to get on track.
- Oh, my God. - My gorgeous friend.
- Oh, my lifeline. - Mwah.
And I know Aleta. She's the best healer I've ever met.
This is aligning all your chakras,
16th century Tibet.
And she will be able to help me if anyone can.
So, this was my ex's gym.
I had to call you because I said,
even though I've moved on--
As you know, I don't live in the past.
I live in the moment and going forward.
- Right. - When I came back here,
I just had a rush of guilt.
I feel the energy is in this place.
- You feel it? - We have to clear that out.
Well, you're so in tune with yourself.
- You really are. - Hmm.
You really are. So, what we have to do
is get into the deep stuff
'cause underneath all of that
is that tremendous amount of power.
Let's get in your energy systems.
- Let's do some work. - Okay.
All right. Get out your equipment.
The crystals.
You have the crystals with you?
- Oh, yeah. Of course. - Yes, we do.
From--where is it? From Portugal?
Oh, no, no, no. Not from the Brazil.
No, because they're on my ceiling now.
Oh, okay. Where are these from?
- This one is-- - Kmart?
No.
- Get in, loser. - I think it should--
I think it should be just you and me.
- Okay. So it's just us. - Okay?
I wasn't ready to come back to this until I was ready.
You got to be ready to do this.
Yeah. No, you're ready.
- I'm ready. - Yeah, you're ready.
The pandemic helped me be ready.
I spent months in the desert.
I did colonics.
Your subconscious is in your colon.
The colon and the brain are connected.
That's why they say leaky gut, crazy brain.
This is from India.
It has a feminine energy in there.
Oh, great. I need to do more for myself.
More than a haircut and a facelift.
So close your eyes.
And what feels sad for you on a personal level?
If you start to cry, it's okay, sweetheart.
Just let it out. It's okay.
Come on. Let it out.
Behind the tears is a strength.
Well, I had stability with my husband,
- and he really loved me. - Right.
- For me. - Right.
Makeup, no makeup.
You know. Bra, no bra.
He made me feel secure, loved.
- And then what happened? - He was gone.
Right. Just breathe.
Breathe through that. Come on.
He was gone.
It's okay.
- It was over. - Yeah.
- The way I knew it. - Right.
And I couldn't change that.
I lost my best friend and a wonderful marriage.
Is he dead? No.
But for all intent and purpose for me, he's gone.
So you made a choice,
coming from your authentic self.
I had to make a choice for my daughter,
and I feel so bad.
Maybe I should have just stayed with him
and made sure she had everything she needed
and more time with me.
Or maybe do what other women--
Just stay with their husband, shut up, put up, and--
Did I make the right decision?
If she was supposed to have that,
she would've had that.
So let's release that. "I did the wrong thing.
I should've been, you know, with the Morgan Estate."
- No. You should be here. -
I'm the Morgan Mom. I'm not the Morgan Estate.
- And that's okay. - But I just feel like,
check the out.
Like, the pandemic,
and the house isn't rented or sold.
I did the Century 21 fall-through.
You know, where's the money gonna come from
to pay for this place?
I've got a lot that's culminating at this point.
What are you gonna do now that Century 21 fell through?
What are you gonna do with your fashion partner
where you're not seeing any moolah?
I'd like to just go someplace
and believe none of this is happening
'cause I'm not ready to deal with it all head-on.
You're gonna hold it for the count of five
with the breath. "I made a mistake.
I should've stayed with, you know, Morgan, blah, blah."
- For the kid. - And then after five,
you're gonna exhale and let it go.
- What the hell is this? - Jesus.
I think Ramona bought me one of these.
I got a lot done with Aleta today,
but I have to say, it's just the tip of the iceberg.
I'm a piece of work,
and I am a piece of work in progress for sure.
What a huge first session.
This was a big session.
I feel like I'm at the doctor's office,
and they're like, "Stand up slowly."
Jeez, you're amazing.
Coming up...
- I met Diana. - No. Michelle.
- No, you didn't. Michelle. - Okay. Michelle.
I get my help wrong.
She said she get her help wrong?
- Hi, honey bunny. - Hi.
I'm gonna start packing for the Hamptons.
Do you know how Aunt Sarah met Russ at Burning Man?
- Yeah. - Well, I'm gonna throw
a Burning Man themed dinner.
And I would show you my Burning Man outfit,
but I don't think you're gonna...
- Let me see. - I don't think you're gonna...
I--I don't have time.
I wanna just get packed and get done.
All right. So, when you go to Ramona's,
we have to have all this kind of stuff.
She's into the lingerie.
I got to keep up with Ramona, man.
You don't keep up with the Joneses.
You keep with the Singers.
Do they deliver the food for lunch?
- Yeah. - All right.
Why don't we put this in the kitchen?
I don't know why we're putting it here.
I have no idea. I didn't put it here.
All right. Well, all right.
So let's bring it in the kitchen.
Do you mind-- Is that too heavy?
Can you bring it into the kitchen?
No, I can pick it up.
I had this great hospitality director
who agreed to work with me several hours in a day
so that I won't have to worry about
waking up with funny things in bowls
and bottles all over and food out.
There's a vibrator in the chicken.
What?
You take the food out while I finish the dishes.
- Yeah. - And the flowers.
I'm all flustered. I'm having, like, six girls here.
I'm kind of freaking out a little.
I cannot believe I invited all the girls to come for five days.
Like, the city is a really weird place right now.
Everything's shut down.
And in the Hamptons, at my home,
we can have a good time here
and not feel so constricted the way we are in New York.
Listen, you look fabulous,
and that's all that matters, right?
I'm dressed for the Burning Man party.
So I had my makeup done.
Contrary to what all the girls think,
I really like Leah.
And I decided since she did this Burning Man themed party,
I'm gonna bring it.
It'll be a fun weekend. Drama-free, please!
No drama.
Here she comes.
- Hi. - Hey.
- Yeah. But, um- - Good. I'm glad you did.
I just feel tired. Like, I'm emotionally--
I really am, with my grandmother.
My grandmother Marie is very sick right now.
I told her that I'm going to the Hamptons,
and when I come back,
I'm gonna go straight to see her.
It's not like I can sit there
at my grandmother's bedside 24 hours a day.
There's a lot of us.
We all wanna do that, but we can't.
I had some amazing end-of-life conversations,
like, with my grandmother.
Like, just me and her.
And if she dies today--
Obviously, I want her to be alive for, like, 100 more years,
but, like, I'm so happy with the things
that we, like, shared with each other
that, you know--
Yeah.
I don't wanna, like, be mean to everybody,
but I'm also just, like,
dealing with, like, my grandmother
and, like, the state of the world.
I do feel very on edge.
I mean, I do not feel fully like myself.
And I'm not good at pretending I feel a different way.
That's very hard for me.
I don't wanna go in there and be, like,
"Ramona, you lied about COVID.
Sonja, you haven't been on the yacht since 1991."
- But I just can't feel. - "What's for lunch?
- What's for lunch, Ramona"? - Right.
Hi, sweetheart. Do you need some help?
I'm a hot mess.
Oh, look at that hat.
I feel like the Hamptons is gonna be a good trip for us
because being under one roof,
I can see maybe what's really going in with Sonja
and kind of gauge where her head's at.
- All right. Here we go. - Here we go.
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun.
Oh, my God. I'm gonna pee in my pants.
Good to have a good attitude.
All right. Let's do this, girl.
Let's go. Off to the races.
Okay.
Coco! Woo, woo!
She can hear all my yelling.
Thank you, my dear.
Diane, do you see Coco anywhere by any chance?
- Hi. - Hi, guys. I'm Michelle.
- Nice to meet you. - Oh, hi.
- Hi, nice to meet you, too. - Gorgeous in here.
Um, Coco's sleeping in the bedroom.
Can you please pick her up for me?
Yeah, I just didn't wanna pick her up for that.
- And she needs to eat. - Oh, my God.
Look at your hair. It looks freaking good.
Are you kidding me?
For you, I woke up at 7:30 this morning, bitch. 7:30.
I love it. I love it.
- Hi. - Just for you.
I said if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna bring it, okay?
- Yeah. - Hi. So good to see you, babe.
Oh, wait. I have something for you. Let me get it.
- Did they outdo themselves? - They-they did such a good job.
Oh, wait. Do you like my eye--my eye color?
No, I love it.
I'm pleasantly surprised by how festive Ramona looks
with her braid.
I'm very happy.
I think this is actually kind of like an olive branch.
- I wanna take a look outside. - Oh, yeah. Come on.
Oh, yeah, you're gonna be amazed.
This look actually kind of suits you.
Hey, we're gonna look outside. Oh, look.
Oh, wait. Eboni has a gift for you.
Oh, you're so sweet.
Here you go, my dear. Thank you for inviting me.
- Oh. Champagne. I love it. - It's my favorite.
I'm really thrilled that Eboni accepted my offer to come.
I just get a gut feeling about someone,
and I have a really good gut feeling about Eboni.
- Oh, my God. - No, this is gorgeous, Lu.
This looks freaking amazing. Are you kidding me?
It's like a wonderland of beauty coming up.
Last year, I was destroying your yard,
and this year, like, I'm hooking it the up.
Aah!
- This is the Burning Man! - Sonja. Sonja.
Get out!
Oh, my God. Look at these fresh flowers.
Are you kidding me? This is beautiful.
Oh, my God. Bonfire hang party.
Look at how beautiful this is, with the little lanterns inside.
I didn't see this before. It's beautiful.
- It's amazing. - No, it's amazing.
- It's really good, right? - No, no, it's phenomenal.
Okay, ladies. Can we eat?
I'm basically bringing Burning Man
to Ramona's backyard.
Minus the MDMA.
This looks so good.
This is for my girlfriend, Andrea.
- This is chicken and salmon. - I'm so hungry.
This looks like-- This looks amazing.
Oh, you know what? Diana.
- Are you talking to me? - I meant Diana.
- No, I'm Michelle. - No, you meant Michelle.
- Ooh. - Okay, Michelle.
I get my help wrong.
She says she get her help wrong?
Coming up...
It's an orgasm. Filter on! Whoo!
Oh, you're so...
- I meant Diana. - No, I'm Michelle.
- No, you meant Michelle. - Okay, Michelle.
I get my help wrong.
She says she get her help wrong?
It's 2020, honey. Nobody's the help.
It's derogatory, and it is demeaning.
Ramona, this is very delicious. Thank you.
Oh, wait. I forgot the sauce.
I've been very, like, crazy.
- I think because, you know-- - Are you nervous?
No.
- I'm excited. - Stop.
And then I like everything to be just right.
- Perfect. Yeah. - And so, number one,
I'm upset that, um, Sonja and Luann...
Oh, are a little tardy to the party?
- Yeah. - Well, then, you know what?
They shouldn't get the best rooms.
Well, I already promised her.
I will give you your choice of room.
- Okay. She's on the record. - I'll make a verbal agreement.
- Verbal agreement. - You're on the record.
My witnesses. You're all my witnesses, okay?
- Yeah. - I made a verbal promise to Lu.
And it wasn't-- And it wasn't conditional.
- But not Sonja. - Sonja's gonna stay with me.
- I really like Eboni, you know? - Oh, me too.
I didn't know how that was gonna go when, you know,
Leah said she was gonna bring her over.
Makes life interesting around her.
So I'll try to get to know her better at Ramona's, you know.
Exactly. Exactly.
I'm not sure I'm quite prepared to immerse myself
in Ramona time, or full-on Luann time
and Leah!
But it's something I need to do. These are my real friendships,
and if you don't spend time with your friends,
what do you have?
- Oh. - Jeez,
- we're gonna lose a wheel. - Did you see that--
- Did you see that? - The way you're driving.
Did you see what I just missed?
You straddled them. Good job.
I--well, did you see that?
I mean, that was like-- that was like a volcano.
- Oh, here's another big hole. - Jesus.
- That guy's a jerk. - You hit a truck like that.
- Yeah, he was-- - Did you see him?
- I like a guy in a... - He was kind of cute.
Guess who's coming to visit us.
I had lunch with Luann in the city
the other day with Heather. She's gonna actually come out.
Wait, why don't you come out this weekend with us?
Maybe I could swing a couple days out in the Hamptons.
I could use a break.
It's gonna be so much fun.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
To spend a night or two here.
- Cool. - You don't sound very excited.
No, I don't know her. I mean, I don't--
- Okay. - I just don't know her.
Well, I'm excited and Luann's excited.
Ramona, who the hell is Heather?
No one's telling me who this Heather woman is.
I don't know her well, but I know that she was, like,
talking so much sh-- about Luann on her podcast.
So how is Luann excited about that?
She literally said Luann does hard drugs.
That's crazy.
I did read that 'cause I get these
what's called Google Alerts.
- Mm-hmm. - And it--
Yes, I'm aware of what those are.
Yeah, we're familiar.
If I know you're someone who then goes and blabs
about someone doing drugs-- I don't ever expect that.
Which is not nice. I agree.
And I don't-- that means I'm not gonna go
into a relationship with you, like, trusting you.
I don't know Heather. I met her for, like,
five minutes in the Berkshires.
Mmm.
- Wow. Amazing. - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Delicious.
Only thing I know of her is that she just constantly
is talking sh-- about Ramona, Sonja,
and Luann in the press.
So I don't trust her.
Can't wait to meet Heather.
I invited a couple people tonight, too.
- You did? - How many?
- We have plenty of food. - Who's coming, Leah?
I invited Elyse and my sister.
You are a duplicitous, nefarious...
You know what? You are such an evil girl.
...narcissistic, superficial bitch.
You're an evil girl.
We haven't really met. I feel like it's kind of strange
that you're also ignoring me like this.
Like, statically.
Whatever.
- I'm just kidding. -
- Hallelujah. - No one likes to know.
I like sh-- with Ramona.
I kept my cool, didn't it? I was like--
You really did. I'm really shocked.
Does anybody want seconds or anything?
Oh, I'm full as a tick. This was great.
No, I'm good. I wanna unpack.
- Yeah. I'd like to see my room. - Like, I really wanna see
- my stuff organized. - All right.
- If you don't mind, yeah. - Let's do it.
I basically said to Leah that whoever comes first
can pick the room.
I want the pressure off. I didn't want anybody,
like, complaining after the trip,
"I didn't get the room I wanted."
I wanted to make it easy-breezy, no arguments.
This is lovely.
So the best part up here is when you walk up here
- and you see outside. I love-- - Oh, that's gorgeous.
And this is my master bath.
- The shower's the best part. - Wow.
Now, this is a spa bathroom.
I did it all, because I would hire
these contractors, and they just weren't available,
they wanted too much money.
And I save money. And you know what?
I'm good at, and I like it.
- And I had fun at it. - The skylight's great.
- Yeah. - I had fun.
- It's fun. - The skylight's great.
Because this I had to break out. This whole thing came out.
Ramona. Ramona.
- This was always here. - Ramona.
I'm wondering if maybe my voice decibel is too low
and perhaps you don't hear it.
Ramona, who the hell is Heather?
No one's telling me who this Heather woman is.
- - No, I'm very serious.
I think I could have a hearing problem.
'Cause I had some-- a very bad inner ear infection.
- Okay. - Oh.
Well, I won't take it personally.
I think Ramona has a listening problem.
But I'm gonna take her at her word,
and I will make every effort
to project louder for Ms. Ramona.
Ooh, I like the toilet.
And it does everything. It's got the bidet.
- Wow. - It can make it do
- whatever you want to do. - Wait. What?
- What can it do? - I don't know. I don't know.
But it can do whatever you want.
I feel like it can possibly pleasure you.
No, of course it could.
- Yeah. - Of course it could.
If there's anything you need,
I have a lot of stuff in my bathroom. Feel free.
This is great. Thank you.
Seriously. Just--You know.
My room is your room.
This is a gorgeous, gorgeous accommodation.
- I feel happy. - I'm glad you're here.
At this point with Ramona, I'm seeing some things I like,
which is very welcoming, opened her home to me,
invited me on this trip.
And then I'm seeing some things I don't really like so much,
calling the lovely Michelle,
who's there to help her, "the help."
So the jury's still out on Ramona.
Cannot believe I'm back here at Ramona's house.
- Is this the basement? - It's the lower level.
- Okay. - So there's--
We're calling it the lower level?
- Hello? - Hello.
Hello?
Uh, you said 1:00,
2:00, 3:00.
I'm glad I didn't wait for lunch for you.
You look so cute. I love that.
- I'm ready for Burning Man. - Oh, my God. Good for you.
Oh, my God! Marley, hi!
- You look great. - Thank you.
- Look at you. - I know, right?
You never ceased to surprise. Look at you.
Well, I'm very excited to have you both here.
Wow. This looks great.
Thank you for saving us some grub.
- Where are the plates? - Oh, yeah.
- Hi. - Hi, Sonja.
You're, like, so much taller than me right now.
- It's so good to see you. - Hey.
- Hi, little one. - Hi, mama.
- You look gorgeous. - Hi. How are you?
Luann's so much taller than me right now.
You look great.
- It's so cool to see you. - Good to see you.
Tiny Eboni without those Louboutins.
I know.
Did somebody tell Ramona that Coco peed?
- You wanna set the table? - She peed?
- Yeah. - She peed right here, Ramona.
Oh, Coco. No, I think it's Marley.
It's Coco. No, she wants to go out.
So you guys happy? You got your--You're all situated?
I'm so happy. Yep.
We ate. The food was good.
We're unpacked.
Oh, no. It's staying at 85.
- Why is it not going up? -
I gotta see if he turned off the pool heat.
I want it at 95. I said 95 to my guy. I said "make it 95."
Okay.
All right. It's not on.
Something is wrong.
Oh, I didn't bring my glasses.
Okay. What did it say?
No, it says nothing. It's off.
Oh, my God. Where's the fuse box?
I don't even know how to turn this on.
Okay. Where's the fuse box? We blew a fuse possibly.
Remember the old days when we had black-and-white TVs?
- Just hit it and make it work. - Yeah. On, off. On, off.
I know. Nothing works when you hit it anymore.
I'm not quite sure where the bedroom is I'm staying.
- This is yours. - This must be it.
Oh, yeah. Now, that's what I'm talking about.
Right? This is beautiful.
- This is really nice. - Yeah.
- Overlooking the pool. - It's about time, girlfriend.
Yeah, moving on up in the world, Lu.
God knows it's taking-- God knows it's taken me
- 15 years. 15. - Yeah.
Well, this is certainly an upgrade.
I went from the lower level to the penthouse suite.
Thank you, Ramona.
Oh. A TV that actually works.
Filter--Oh. On.
Yes! Oh, it's an orgasm!
- - Filter on! Whoo!
Whoo!
Oh! Oh!
It's really making a very strange noise.
Okay. What-- Did you see that?
Is the temperature going on? That's all I wanna know.
You hear the "whoo, whoo, whoo"?
I know. Right.
Coming up...
Oh, my gosh.
I don't ever need to go to Burning Man in my life.
- Right? - It's right here.
This is spectacular.
Come on, girls.
Now, this is funny.
- What? Oh, my God. - You scared me.
You don't have a wrinkle on you, babe.
This girl standing in front of the mirror
with her boobs and-and-and the stick-ems,
I never thought I'd see this
because she used to be such a prude.
Baby, you've come a long way, as they say.
- Yeah, this is exciting. - I don't know
when the last time my boobs were touched like this.
- Don't get me excited. - Okay. Shh. Calm down, Ramona.
Burning Man is about showing off your body.
And if I'm gonna do it right, I'm gonna do it right. Voilà.
- Holy sh--. That looks good. - Cute, right?
It's like you're going to the real Burning Man.
I don't even know what Burning Man is.
- That's true. - A lot of desert?
- Alowaska or some sh--. - Great outfits and music,
I guess.
- Oh, my God. Yes, bitch. - You look hot.
- No, you look great. - This is just the nipple thing,
or is there something weird's happening?
- Let me help you. - Oh, I know.
I just wanna touch it. No, I'm kidding.
Hold on.
My look is kind of like "Mad Max" meets "Coyote Ugly."
It's beyond even what I imagined for you.
And I had high expectations, bitch.
That's good. On the side.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God.
I was gonna go like this.
Oh, my God!
- Whoo! - What? I didn't know.
- Oh, my God. - Look at her legs.
I am honestly so touched and happy
that Ramona is wearing black mesh
and just some iridescent pasties over her nipples,
and she's working it.
Honestly, nothing makes me happier than this. I love it.
- We'll see you guys down there. - Bye, guys.
Ramona's body is pretty ----ing awesome.
Oh, she looks amazing. Are you kidding me?
If a lacy see-through nighty with some Swarovski crystals
on your forehead is you, baby, live, bitch.
Live.
Hey, Leah.
- Eboni. - Oh, yes.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, my God!
- You look gorgeous. - Wow. You look great.
You look great, too.
Marley, did you pee on the rug?
Can you look at me?
- Hot. - Cleaning up dog pee is hot?
Hey, do it again. Wiggle, wiggle.
All right, ladies. The healer's waiting for us.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't ever need to go to Burning Man in my life.
- Right? - It's right here.
This is spectacular.
- Gorgeous. - It really is.
Oh, she's got the tiki torches lit.
Look at how, like, ethereal this pool is.
- I know. - With, like, the fog.
- Hi. - Hi. How are you doing?
- How are you? - Very good.
I'll take a tequila and soda.
Of course.
- Hey. - Hey.
Hey, it's a party.
- Thank you. - Cheers.
- Do you want a kombucha, Leah? - You know it.
I've done almost a decade with no booze.
Luckily for me, it's been like getting back on a bike again,
thank God.
But I'm gonna have fun again in the Hamptons this year.
Without alcohol.
- Congratulations. - Cheers.
This is picture perfect, bitch. I'm proud of you.
I hope everyone enjoys themselves.
Well, I am. I can't speak for everybody else.
I'm having a great ----ing time already.
- - Let's go.
Oh, my God. This looks amazing.
Oh, my God.
Look how great is this.
Oh, my God. This is funny.
Oh, my God. It's awesome.
- Hi. - Hi, gorgeous.
I love your vest. I love this whole look.
What I was thinking is we'll do the healer
- and then eat. - Yeah, sure.
And so in a wine glass, ice to the top.
- Okay. - We're the walking dead.
All right. I'm drinking all of this stuff.
- Awesome. - Lots of it.
Last year in the Hamptons, I was a lot more apprehensive
about being around the women and not drinking.
And this time around, I really feel
like I'm in a different place.
I've got my frosé,
and I'm ready to party just like the rest.
- Hello. - Hey.
- How are you? - I'm very good.
- How are you? - What's your name?
- I'm Devi. - Devi. Nice to meet you.
- Yes. - Luann.
- What are--You're a healer? - Yes.
So we're doing a sound bath tonight.
Oh, I love sound baths.
- Help us relax. - Mm-hmm.
- Release the old. - I got a lot
- of sh-- to get rid of. - All right.
- Well, there you go. - What exactly is healing?
- 'Cause I'm not quite sure. - We're gonna talk
- to her about it. - I know, right?
- Shall we sit? - Let's start.
So, a healer is just, you know, it's a title,
but that's not actually what's happening
because no one can heal yourself but yourself. Like, no--
Yeah, heal yourself. But heal from what?
Heal from pain. Heal from sorrow.
Heal from--Like, you're, like, stuck in a place?
What are we healing from?
It transcends an explanation.
You don't even need to know. It's like you don't
- even need to know like-- - It would just come to--
you can feel it. You'll feel it.
- Yeah. - You'll feel a relief.
Don't intellectualize it. You know what I mean?
- Just try to feel it. - All right. Thank you.
- And thank you. - Thank you, Leah.
We're ready to be healed.
God knows, we got a lot of healing to do in this group.
Well, that's the beginning, is to at least acknowledge
that maybe there's some changes to be made,
so that's always good to have that. Um--
Okay. I know I'm interrupting. I'm sorry.
- So heal--I'm sorry. - We have to get away
- from this energy. - But healing isn't about
necessarily just healing
'cause you feel bad about something,
but maybe something something you wanna change yourself.
It's a moment to pause. It's a moment
- to maybe listen to some nice-- - Shut the up.
Coming up...
I feel like screaming.
- Go ahead. -
Oh, my God.
You wanna change yourself. It's a moment to maybe...
- Shut the up. - ...listen to some nice...
To redirect yourself.
Shut the up. That's what she said.
Ramona is such a control freak.
Just let the healer do the healing.
You're not gonna understand it
'cause it's, like, super high vibration sh--.
So just shut up and just be healed.
All right. Sit down.
Sit down, Ramona.
Take a deep breath, Ramona.
So we'll just go around and choose ourselves,
share a little bit if we want to,
maybe put an intention in.
So, um, let's start here, and then we'll go around.
My name is Leah, and I guess
what's weighing heavily on my mind
is I want to set an intention for my family to find strength
because my grandmother is very sick
and passing away right now.
I just want my grandmother to, like, feel everyone's love,
and I want us to be okay when she does,
because I'm worried we're not gonna be okay without her
'cause she's the matriarch of the family.
My relationship with my grandmother
is the best relationship I have with any adult.
Me and my mom have a very intense relationship,
but it's volatile.
But my grandmother loves me unconditionally.
She makes me feel like I'm the apple of her eye.
I don't--I've never felt like that before.
That's just what's on my mind right now,
and I hope that this will set me a little free from all of it.
Thank you for sharing.
My name is Eboni, and on my heart right now,
I also have a grandmother who's fast leaving us on this earth,
and I'm very concerned with my mother.
They're the only two family members by blood I have left.
And I'm gonna set an intention
to expand my definition of family.
So I think I've been a little limited by that
and feeling a little lonely and isolated, especially in COVID
and just telling myself some narratives around,
"I don't have family, I don't get family in this life,"
and that's wrong.
And I'm coming out of a relationship
that I thought would lead to family.
That wasn't to be,
so I just wanna, like,
put an open receiving energy
around a new fuller,
broader definition of family.
Right now, family, it's my mother
who I love dearly, and my grandmother
who I adore, but who's very sick,
and I know is transitioning.
And I don't want that to be the end of the road
for family for me,
so I got to work to make that look different.
- Are you okay? - Yeah,
I don't know what the hell-- It just came over me.
Everybody's heart is open, and I know
that, like, I'm just meeting some of you all,
like, and I just thank you for making space.
No, we embraced you immediately.
You think I invite anybody to my home?
- Absolutely not. - Thank you.
You have a great soul. It comes across right away.
- It really does. - I'm trying to rub your back,
but I'm getting eat up by the spikes.
I got the studs. They won't let you be great.
But I felt the soothing glow.
I'm trying to be close, but it hurts.
Oh, God.
Wonderful. The energy is definitely apparent here.
I'm Luann.
For many years, I've been seeking,
um, spirituality and getting closer
to, you know, listening to my inner voice
and listening to my gut.
And, um, whenever I don't follow my gut,
I usually get into trouble.
And so I want to call the spirits
who are guiding me
to come here tonight and show me the way.
Amen.
So, my name is Ramona,
and I really have no family other than my daughter.
And my friends are my family,
and, um, I just really want to, uh, pay more attention
to my real friends, and that's what...
- Oh, thank you. - ...I realize what's important
in life. You know? Real people,
- real love, real friends. - Amen.
That's good, Ramona.
Well, you got to give Ramona credit for trying,
but I don't think anybody's buying this one.
I'm Sonja. These are my friends.
I'm very happy to be here.
I need to be a better friend in being more vulnerable
so that they know that I trust them with my feelings.
That's a lot to trust someone with your feelings.
It's how you purge, you know. You got to get it out there
so it--so we can burn it.
Thing is, I couldn't even call my mom
when things like this-- or my daughter--
'cause I don't like to dump anything on my daughter.
By showing your vulnerability to her,
that shows her your strength.
It models strength. It is my honor to be there
for my mother in that way.
She did everything for me for forever.
It is my honor to be just a pillar of support for her.
Never think you are breaking those, young lady.
- I don't want that for her. - Please, I just want you to...
I like to just check out.
- Not kill myself but check out. - No.
I just wanna disappear.
I get disappointed when Sonja says
she wants to check out because that's like giving up.
Sonja has to learn to fight back
and not wallow in all her miseries.
I mean, overcome your problems.
Positive energy creates positive results.
I used to say, "Oh, I've got one foot
in the nursing home."
But then I found out they had a very high STD rate,
and I was like, "Okay. That's not gonna work out."
Oh, my God.
- Ramona. - Okay. So over it.
- Get your friend. - All right.
Let's start the healing process.
Well, I'm just saying I love to just disappear
to a nursing home and let my daughter
- go on and live her life. - Oh, shut up.
- Okay. We're back to the heal-- - Negative energy.
- Yes, child. - No, that's good
because I will be also sharing a healing called Reiki.
It flows through my voice, so I'll be singing.
Take a deep breath in.
Exhaling out.
You see it go in the fire in
and being released and transmuted.
Whatever it is that you feel that needs to come out,
that's a--this is a safe space.
I feel like screaming.
- Go ahead. -
- You scared me. - I'm sorry.
- It feels so good. - Doesn't it?
- Yes. -
Oh, my Lord.
- Look at Marley. - I'm sorry.
She has a lot of sh-- going on.
- I'm sorry. - That's good.
Let it out. Good.
- That's great. - Let it out.
Let that sh-- out.
I mean, you have a loved one who's dying.
I feel better. Thank you.
Yeah, good.
I'll scream with you.
- Yes. Yes. - There we go.
- Doesn't it feel good? - Actually, it did.
- Yeah, it really does. - Ooh, I'm feeling the energy.
- Right? I feel so good. - It--it's really...
- Thank you. - Thank you
for being here for us.
I'll have you on speed dial from now on, literally.
Incredible.
I just wanna say, uh, I didn't know
what to expect, and I'm sorry for asking
- a lot of questions. - No, don't be sorry.
But I really love the experience.
I really feel like my mind got massaged.
You know, I feel like so much more...
relaxed.
Coming up...
I think Eboni-- I think she left.
I get it, because, you know, we're kind of crazy bitches.
- We're all a little crazy. -
Well, I'm gonna check on Eboni.
- Wanna go on a swan? - Yes! Look at that.
Look at Luann. she's gonna go
with her fur hat and her leggings.
Come on, Lu. Oh, my God.
- With the hat. -
Oh, my God, Lu. You're a goddess.
Damn, girl.
That's why I call her hardtail.
Oh, there you go. The mermaid!
Oh, it's amazing.
Somebody's nipple cover's floating.
Leah's nipple cover.
Oh, I thought it was mozzarella.
Oh, you look beautiful
- and awesome. - I got it.
There she goes. Look at her.
I know how Leah mixes mini Rothschild.
I'm not getting White-girl wasted.
I am not getting butt-ass naked.
I'm getting in the pool, but I'm keeping my clothes on.
Look at Eboni. She looks beautiful.
Eboni. She looks gorgeous.
Are you kidding me?
- Look at her go. She's bad. - Whoa.
- Look at that. - This was a fun idea.
This was a really fun idea.
Is there a place setting here,
- or you just sit wherever? - Wherever you want.
No, no, wherever you want.
- Okay. - I just picked something.
Thank God I got changed, Ramona.
- That was fun. - That's so bomb.
It's been a while since I took a swan ride.
- You always start the fun. - Aw.
You're the girl at the end of the party
that's just a mess, Marley.
Is it Morley or Marley?
- Oh, you're gonna kill me. - Oh, my God.
You're one of my-- You're my chosen
----ing family. You don't know my dog's name, you loser.
- Is Coco Cucu? -
Is it Cucu or Coco?
Marley. It's Marley.
- You're getting really tired. - Yeah.
And I just-- I'm at a good place too.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah, however you feel.
So it's like I wanna, like--
However you feel.
Uh, what the is this?
Wait. What?
Are we in Saint-Tropez?
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
Are we in the south of France?
- Whoo! - Go, Sonja. Go, Sonja.
Oh, my God.
I see these crazy-ass folks walking on stilts towards me,
looking all, like, mythical,
and I think Leah's actually put something in my cocktail.
I think it's mushrooms or some kind of sh--.
She put a sweater on.
Marley!
Marley wants to get in, too.
I'm just as tall as you, honey.
Mwah.
Oh.
Ahh!
Sonja, be careful. Sonja, don't hurt yourself.
- Can you help me get up? - Yeah, of course.
I think Eboni-- I think she left.
I get it because, you know, we're kind of crazy bitches.
We're a little crazy.
Well, I'm gonna check on Eboni, just to see if she's good.
Yeah. I'm sure Eboni's okay,
and she had a great evening, she told me.
I ate too much pizza. I don't know if I'm okay.
Hey, babe.
So the old Irish goodbye.
I think I'm the Irish one, bitch.
I have some Irish in me, too.
Don't be sleeping, bitch.
I'm serious, all right?
- I had so much fun tonight. - Did you?
I just felt so light and, like, free,
and I just wanted to, like, rest.
Yeah, you're tired. It's all good.
I'm tired, but also I wanna honestly, like, just bask
- in what we experienced. - Yeah. That was intense.
- It was dope. Yeah. - That was really intense.
That wasn't just, like, some normal sh--.
You know what I mean? That was, like, really crazy.
I really haven't been around this kind of energy in years.
Actually, back to my Fox News days
as to when I've been around this level of energy.
So it's no shade. I'm just tapped out.
I have not had this kind of opportunity
to, like, deeply connect with women
that haven't been Black,
- to be honest. - Really? Holy sh--.
Yeah. I mean, like I said, like, I have,
like, very close White girlfriends,
but they're, like, individual pockets.
- You know what I mean? - Got it. Not like a group.
- No. Not a group. - Right.
Didn't even feel like an issue.
That took me by surprise. It did.
- Good. That makes me very... - You did good.
...very happy.
This is what I look like-- a scarecrow.
Yeah. No, that's good.
With the hairdo, it's cute.
I feel like I can tell my truth,
and if something rubs me the wrong way,
- you know, I can say that. - You can.
- You did good, girl. - You did too.
- I'm proud of you. - Mwah.
All right. Have a great night's sleep.
You know I'll sleep like a log.
Eboni is someone who's used to having
to be strong all the time,
and for her to show just a little bit
of weakness, vulnerability is a lot for her.
The group is a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.
- Oh, Leah's back. - Hi.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
This is a great event. You did a great thing.
I wanna be really with you girls.
I really wanna be in the core of really core people, and--
- We're the core group. - We're the core people.
One more scream before we go to bed.
- All together. -
Wait. Wait.
One, two, three.
Oh, that felt good. Okay. Let's go to bed.
- Amazing. - Let's go to bed.
Next time on...
- What the heck? - You like it?
I'm not sure. I'm from Venus.
You're from Mars.
It's making me, like, dizzy.
The "help" comment was a little triggering for me.
Like, I hire people to help.
She's a beauty, right?
You like my body? Thank you.
I just wanna know
if you lied about donating the blood plasma.
You read what I said, so why are you challenging me?
Because I think you're ----ing lying.
She looks like a ----ing zebra.
- Well, so do you. - But she has 10 prints on.
- So? You have 10 prints on. - She has zebra prints on.
Wells Fargo has better rates.
- But I like what Chase... - Shut the up.
You wanna talk about Wells Fargo?
It's not my family!
- Wells Fargo! - Stop the drinking.