Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.
Lu, who's new on the scene?
My trainer friend in the Hamptons.
We're friends and we play kissy-kissy.
Well, I had stability with my husband.
He really loved me.
- And then what happened? - He's gone.
Just breathe. Breathe through that.
I have been drinking,
and I'm struggling with it. You know,
especially how this group is, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I actually do have the antibodies.
Yeah, she actually does.
I'm not sure about Ramona.
Does she have the antibodies? Did she give the blood?
Sonja, she didn't give the blood.
Hi.
Gorgeous in here.
- Diana. - No, I'm Michelle.
Uch. I get my help wrong.
She said she get her help wrong?
On my heart right now,
I have a grandmother who's fast leaving us.
And I just thank you for making space.
I think Eboni-- I think she left.
I get it because, you know, we're kind of crazy bitches.
Of all my vices,
being glamorous is one I'll never give up.
I'm sex positive and B.S. negative.
I may say the wrong thing,
but my intentions are always right.
I've had to work twice as hard for half as much,
but now I'm coming for everything.
Just like New York City,
Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.
Coco? Coco?
No, she's in deep sleep, leave her alone.
How do you know she's alive?
She gets into a very deep sleep.
- She's getting older. - Oh, she's breathing, yeah.
My dog's alive.
- Hey, Leah. - Hi.
Good morning. How are you?
- I need like a-- - Wow. Look at that hair.
I know. I'm trying to tame it right now.
It's crazy. I'm trying to take the braids out
so I can put a ponytail on.
This is so, you know.
I know. I know.
Hello?
Leah?
Ramona? Anybody?
Anybody know how to turn this thing on?
There you go.
What did you think about the healing session?
So I thought it was pretty tranquil.
It kind of was very calming.
It just--I mean, you know,
I know it got very emotional for Eboni.
Yeah, and I was impressed with the way
Eboni trusted our group.
She just shared how her mom and grandmother
are her only family and I guess her grandmother's ill right now.
So, they're going through something.
Leah's mother's--I mean, Leah's grandmother is very ill.
And also Leah's grandmother.
My grandmother is very sick and passing away right now.
I just want my grandmother to, like, feel everyone's love,
and I want us to be okay when she goes.
But we know Leah for a while
and we've been hearing about that.
That--that was big that Eboni shared that with us
and then I felt like there was no one there
to hold her hand afterwards, but we got interrupted.
I'm so happy that Eboni is comfortable enough to share
because I'm actually going through a lot myself.
I'm at a point now where I feel I have to be
more vulnerable and share or I'm gonna be stuck,
and I feel like I can be open with her.
Nobody really talked to Eboni after that, did they?
That's normal, right?
With a group like ours that's so tight-knit and free.
- Eboni. - Yeah.
Honey, do you have a nail file?
Actually, I do have a tiny one.
Awesome.
Yeah, come and get it.
- Hi. - So cozy. Look at us.
- Mmm. - How you doing?
Good. Good. Good. Do you really want this file?
- Let me get it for you. - Yeah.
My nail is catching on everything.
Did you sleep well?
I saw you do the Irish goodbye.
Sure did.
But I would say with this small group, though,
maybe the Irish goodbye is not a good idea.
Does it not work?
Where did Eboni go?
All of a sudden she just disappeared.
I just hope she feels comfortable with us,
like she can continue to be--
So, listen, she's like the new person in the group
and maybe she feels like a little like odd man out,
odd woman out.
And I didn't mean it to be rude, I promise.
- You were having fun. - I was!
- No, no, no I was. - You had a good time, right?
I did, Lu.
Um, there were some parts of the day
- that were a lot for me. - Like?
Oh, girl. You know, Michelle, the waitress.
- Oh, yes. - You know, lovely
and plating the-- The blonde bob.
And Ramona-- I don't know, Ramona
kept calling her the help, and...
- Yeah. Oh, well. - Couldn't get her name right.
- - No, she couldn't, Lu.
Well, I know, and--but that's part of the package with Ramona.
You can ask Samira and she will help you get what you need.
I need someone to help me unpack.
Can you just do this for me?
Then someone to, like, do all this
because I'm just not in the mood.
Oh my gosh, how many helpers do we have here?
It's like servants galore here.
Then why don't you come if you want to?
Oh, it's her date.
I forgot your first name.
Brittany, Brittany. I would like--
- We're missing someone. - Too bad.
- Bridie. - Okay.
Enrico, Enrico.
So what do people call you?
Well, Enrique.
Enrique, Enrique.
We all have our faults, you know.
Ramona seems to have more than we do.
Let's make a list. No, I'm joking.
I know what you mean, though. And I wanna be open.
I don't wanna sound like I'm trying to beat up on Ramona.
No, no, no, no, no. I understand. I understand.
Look, and I'm gonna tell you why it bothered me, Lu,
'cause actually, you know, I don't talk about this much
but, you know, when I talked about my grandma
at the healing, she worked her entire life as a domestic.
She worked for white families
and she kept their children and she cooked their food.
- She ran the house. - Right.
But, you know, it wasn't seen that way.
It was seen as she was "the help."
- Right. - Thank God Michelle
- was white, though. - Right.
Because if Michelle had been black--
Girl, I would have just had to pick up
that Louis duffle and go home.
But I don't think she means anything...
- Racial by it? - you know, racial.
But the terminology
and just the seeing people as less than.
I don't want to look at Ramona sideways.
I'm in her home.
I wanna hopefully get to enjoy this group of women,
but I need to talk to Ramona about this,
get her to explain exactly what the hell's going on here.
I can figure out, you know,
can we move forward in a real friendship.
She's not eloquent like you.
Maybe, maybe.
Hey, listen, everybody's got a different beat.
What I--what I care about, Lu, is the intention, right?
- We just started the day. - Yeah.
Let's wait till we get the wine taste--
I wanna-- and that's what I'm waiting for,
- the winery tasting. Okay. - Right?
Ramona?
Yeah. Who's there?
Whoo! Whoa!
- What the heck? - You like it?
I'm not sure.
I'm from Venus, you're from Mars!
She said, "I'm not sure."
What?
Why are you looking at me like I'm, like, crazy?
What, you're wearing heels and fur and a matching everything--
It's faux fur. This is faux fur.
Whatever. You know what I mean. What is--
You look like you're Tarzan, like you're going to the jungle.
We're not going to a safari today.
Can you just put on maybe
a white T-shirt on or black shirt?
I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were the headmistress
- and this is the school. - I'm the fashion police.
- Okay. - I did--it's too much print.
It's making me, like, dizzy. Like, I thought I was--
Maybe that's what I'm trying to do.
Well, it's always a safari with these animals.
So, I think I'm dressed perfectly.
Other than that, you look fabulous.
We loaded up on water for the car, right?
Yeah, I think there's Diet Cokes in here.
Sorry, no, you're going in there.
- Michelle is gonna keep-- - No. No. Marley.
- Thank you. - Get in, you're not coming.
- I'm so excited. - Hello, how are you?
Good.
You know what, maybe I should change.
Is Marley coming with us?
Yeah, he--look, he wants to go.
That's gonna be too warm.
I'm gonna change.
Marley, did you think you were coming with us?
Whoo! Look at this. Oh, I can--
- Isn't this awesome? - Hello, sir. How are you?
- Hello, how are you? - What's your name?
- I'm Chris. - Chris, nice to meet you.
- Luann. - You as well.
My, my, my, Mrs. De Lesseps has come a long way.
She's now Luann when she introduces herself
to the driver of the van.
- This is Luann, this is Clever. - Hi.
Oh, I totally felt awkward being introduced
to the driver as Luann.
I love the new Luann.
It's like summer.
It's freaking 90 degrees out now.
Yeah, I know. Well, do you feel better?
What the heck happened between one hour?
Another hour happened.
- Everybody all set? - All right.
We're ready to go.
Close the door and don't let her out.
Are we getting a workout in tomorrow?
Aren't we working out tomorrow?
We're working out tomorrow with Garth.
- Are we doing Garth tomorrow? - Mm-hmm.
Let's not say we're "doing Garth."
- Do whatever you want to do. - She's doing Garth.
I'll keep him busy, don't worry.
I know you're gonna keep him busy.
Lu has a new guy, Garth.
Garth doesn't bother me.
I'm sure he's a great guy.
It's just the way Luann acts like she's a teenager.
You know, listen, Garth, he's been my COVID flirt.
- Jeez. - It's been that way.
You know, he's from South Africa.
He has a lovely accent.
Met him on Hinge and this is too good to be true, right?
So he likes to cook. He used to play rugby.
He looks like a gladiator, right?
- So. - Jeez.
It's like, reel it in.
Okay, we know.
Let's get it over in a hurry
because we know where this one's going.
This is the order of events today.
The order of events.
We're gonna go to the winery, okay?
And have little appetizer things
They have lobster rolls and things like that.
- Ooh, I like that. - Oh, I like that.
Then we're gonna go into Greenport,
check it out, go to a little shop or two.
And then we're gonna go to this amazing
American Beech hotel for dinner.
- Ooh, okay. - It's so cool.
The girls have been to Southampton,
East Hampton, Sag Harbor.
So I wanted to do something different,
and the North Fork has fabulous wineries and farms.
It's a hidden gem that I wanna turn the girls on.
There was a lot of sexual energy going on last night.
- Oh, when Ramona starts-- - Well, it was a tequila.
- It was the tequila. - Tequila, tequila.
I got a-- I got a dick pic last night.
You did?
- Someone you know? - I didn't--yeah, but--
- Was it a good dick pic? - I wasn't expecting it, though.
I would be so disgusted if a guy thought it was cool
to take a picture of his penis and send it to me.
Well, it's not elegant. It's not elegant.
What about you sending pictures to guys?
- I don't send pictures to guys. - I don't.
- Not of my vajayjay. - Your vajayjay?
- Or my boobs, right. - Or anything.
I don't send them even my face because you need to--
- - I don't. I don't.
They don't even know what you look like.
Yeah, I'm serious.
You need to talk to me, babe.
Coming up...
You started the whole bullsh--,
- going you, like that? - You know what, Ramona?
That was disgusting when you did that.
First of all, you're spitting your food everywhere.
I am. I'm getting really upset now.
All right, gals, we've arrived.
- Yay. - We've arrived. It's gorgeous.
And I love this time of day. It's, like, golden.
Thank you.
Oh my goodness. Oh!
All right, girls, let's get our masks on.
- Hi. - Hi, guys.
- Welcome in. - Thank you. Let's--
Yeah. If you guys wanna follow me.
Okay. Awesome. After you, my dear.
Oh my goodness, look at this place!
Mm-hmm. This is great.
It's so pretty, it's so charming.
So I'm gonna seat you right here.
Oh, this is lovely.
Oh, thank you.
You guys came at the best hour, actually.
- Oh my God, it's perfect. - Thank you.
- Love it. - My name is Lindsey,
and I will be serving you today.
- Great. - Okay, let me order first.
Very excited about being here.
We have the wine tasting, which is gonna be
- all five of our rosés. - Okay.
How many tastings am I doing?
- Three. - Perfect.
No, what do you have non--
Sparkling pink lemonade or we have some Perrier.
- Sparkling pink lemonade. - Yeah. It's really good.
- Sparkling water's fine for me. - Amazing. Okay.
Oh, and they definitely have lobster rolls.
Oh, Lindsey, can I follow you to the restroom?
Yeah. Absolutely.
Should I get the rosé from the car?
- Do you want it? - Yeah.
- So go get it. - You know what?
- I'm gonna go get it. - Yeah, go get it.
I'll do a little pit stop in the bathroom
and I'll go get the sparkling.
I hope Luann is, like, comfortable here.
I mean, she has like one month sober, you know.
No. She's cool. I have to tell you something.
- How do you know? - Because she told me she was.
Maybe Luann's bringing us to a winery to kind of prove
to herself that she can be
in a situation like this and be okay.
It just seems counterproductive.
- All right, ladies. - Yeah.
I have some flights for you guys.
- A flight? - Yes.
- Mm-hmm. - First class.
I got a lot of flying to do here.
Every time I see Luann, I think she's wearing Marley.
- What? - It looks like
- you're wearing my poodle. -
I wanna feel included, like I'm drinking wine
and my "faux-sé" wine bottle,
which is not the real deal, makes me feel good.
And can we order some lobster rolls?
Yeah, absolutely. We're just gotta bring over
a bunch of snacks. Sound good?
- We love that. Lindsey. - Yes.
Fantastic. I remembered her name.
Thanks, guys.
- So, Ramona. - Yes.
I love what you just said about Lindsey
- and remembering her name. - Okay, good.
- That's good. - Am I in trouble now?
- I feel like I-- - No. No.
I feel like I'm--no, there's a "but" in here.
I'm really getting along with you nicely and--
- We are getting-- - Can you tell me later?
Because I know it's gonna be negative.
What's the difference between now and later?
Because right now, I wanna drink my wine, have some fun.
We're gonna have some fun.
So what, last--yesterday with Michelle you mean?
- When I called her Diane? - Well, yeah,
and then really, the "help" comment
was a little triggering for me, if I can share why.
Of course you can. I understand.
My grandma worked her whole life as a domestic.
- So I'm sorry I-- - So you know why "the help"
is not, like, the best way to refer to somebody.
- Oh, no, I get it. - You get that. I'm glad.
- No. No. - I didn't--I didn't think
you mean it negative, Ramona, I mean, I'm getting--
No, like, I hire people to help me.
So to me, she helps me, and that's why, you know--
That's like a literal interpretation,
so I see where that could possibly make sense.
Like, I usually do everything myself.
So you're using it literal. I get it.
I think historically in our country, right?
"The help" can make people feel maybe devalued
was the feeling I got.
Well, 'cause I was very excited having everybody there--
and I've never hired people before.
No, it's all good.
I didn't wanna not say it to you.
Well, I appreciate it.
I love the fact that Eboni, in a non-condescending way,
is explaining to me the reason why that word isn't cool.
I get it. I'm not stupid,
but sometimes I have a slip of the tongue.
Here's to hospitality assistance.
Okay. I like that.
But we're starting with this one.
To the people who kept the world going during COVID.
To the front lines, who have kept us safe.
It's just, like, crazy that
we're, like, living through this.
I mean, we're probably all gonna--I mean, you had COVID.
- I had COVID. - And Ramona,
- you had it, too, right? - Yeah.
I didn't know I had it until later because I was doing--
Did you have symptoms?
Well, I was in Boca the whole time with
- my ex-husband and daughter. - Right.
So then, when they opened up the Boca Beach Resort,
- the Boca Hotel... - Mm-hmm.
someone told me in the center that they were testing
- if you had COVID or not. - Okay.
And I go, you know what, I'd just like to know.
So they did the test. It turned out I had COVID.
So I got sick.
Then you donated the blood plasma, right?
Oh, no, she did not. It wasn't on Instagram.
- Did you really, though? - Yeah, no, they took something
when I went to the center. I said, you--use my--
because I had very strong antibodies.
- What'd they take? - But it's not just, like,
it's like a whole, like-- you have to, like,
do it over and over again. It's a whole process.
- It's not just the one-- - What did you give, blood?
But you gave a statement
that you and Avery donated blood plasma.
Did you or did you not? That's a very big thing.
No, we did. We went--we went there.
We went there to the center.
But it's not like you just go to a center.
You have to, like, get your anti-bodies tested.
- They have to test-- - They did test it.
Then they flush the red cells back in, Ramona.
- Leah. Leah. - Well, did you donate
the blood plasma or not? That's what I wanna know.
I got tested, and I have-- I had strong antibodies.
Getting tested and donating blood plasma is different.
I don't wanna have an argument.
Ramona is so obviously lying.
Her face is red and she's dodging the questions.
I just wanna know if you lied about donating the blood plasma.
I don't lie. So, if you wanna say I lied--
So, did you donate the blood plasma or not?
I just told you what I did.
- Stop. I don't lie. - No, I'm not gonna stop.
I wanna know if you donated it or not.
Sorry, but I feel like to lie is very unethical.
There are some people who can't even donate their blood plasma.
And I think if you didn't, then you should be like,
"You know what, I didn't, and I made a mistake.
I thought I did and I was wrong."
Am I crazy? Does that not seem like--uh, I'm sorry.
Well, it sounds like she's saying she didn't donate it.
- Right? - I gave my statement
to the press, so, there you go.
So you donated blood plasma?
Well, that's a different statement.
Yes, I donated plasma and I don't know
why she's questioning me.
Seems like Leah always wants to pick a fight with me.
I gave my statement to the press.
To the press, and you lied.
- I didn't say I lied. - You lied to the press.
No. You said I lied.
Because you're saying now that you didn't donate it.
Ramona is trying to make herself look better
after her sh--y behavior during the pandemic.
On Instagram, you're posting,
"Here I am with my workout and I just upgraded
to a new modern suite."
And now, you wanna come out and act
like you're this charitable woman
who donated her blood plasma?
Lies. Lies.
This is, like, propaganda.
You're, like, spinning this whole freaking thing.
- Whatever you say, Leah. - It's a big deal.
Whatever you say, Leah.
Whatever you wanna say, Leah.
Well, it's something you certainly shouldn't lie about.
You know if you did it or not.
Like, you either gave some plasma and saw it
in a big-ass bag or you didn't.
I feel like right now she just said she did not do that.
That's what I heard.
You're looking at me angry.
You're the one that did this all.
I didn't do this.
You're the one that said you donated it and you didn't,
so don't look at me and give me a dirty look.
That's your own mistake.
Do you wanna take this opportunity,
- Ramona, and just say... - I don't know
what you're staring at me like this for.
..."I didn't donate."
I just wish Ramona would fess up and say,
"You know what, I thought it would make me look good.
"I wanted people to get the message
"that it's good to do this, and I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done it."
You read what I said so why are you challenging me?
Because I think you're ----ing lying.
You always challenge me about everything.
You started the whole bullsh--,
- going you, like that? - You know what, Ramona?
That was disgusting when you did that.
First of all, you're spitting your food everywhere.
I am. I'm getting really upset now.
I'm trying to like you, and now I don't like you.
I don't understand why you're getting defensive, Ramona.
- 'Cause she's attacking me. - I know, but you make yourself
look guilty by getting defensive.
Let's just clear up the plasma thing.
You girls can go talk about me and hopefully--
Nobody--nobody is talking about you, Ramona.
I think we should go to our next flight.
That's why we're grownups and we're talking--
I'm not being the COVID police, okay?
I don't want you to be lying about something that's--
I'm not lying about anything. You're just a vicious girl.
Coming up...
- Give me my drink. - You need to--no.
Give it over here. Give it here.
No, no. Not till your food. Sorry, no.
- You're cut off. - I don't wanna be canceled.
Well, I'll go to the ladies' room.
And you girls can go talk about me and hopefully--
Nobody--nobody is talking about you, Ramona.
I'm not being the COVID police, okay?
I don't what you to be lying about something that's--
I'm not lying about anything.
You're just a vicious girl.
The best way to handle Leah
is just ignore her and walk away.
I don't know what her problem is
but it's not my problem.
No one's backing me up.
Not one of you guys was even giving a
and it's ----ed up.
- Why are we in trouble? - Leah,
she admitted it and she's embarrassed.
- She's embarrassed. - She is embarrassed.
- You embarrassed her. - I want her to admit it.
Well, she's--no, you want her to apologize for misstating.
- That's what you want. - You're very confrontational.
Listen, I beat COVID,
so I get Leah's insistence
that it is like a morally bankrupt thing to do
to lie about donating plasma
in the middle of a global pandemic.
But that's it. What you gonna do?
We have very different methods, Leah.
So, don't say nobody had your back.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're like
- And that's okay. No problem. - Yeah, I get it.
I like to extract the information
because I make her comfortable to tell truth.
- Yes. - And, Leah, you're never
gonna get what you want from someone like that...
- Let me go and see. - ...approaching it like that.
I'm just sorry.
Let's go and see what's happening over here.
You pulled it out.
I don't know why she ran away.
- Lu, go in. Go in, Lu. - I'm going. I'm going in.
- You caught a bitch. - Yeah, you caught her.
You--it's, like, now rest your case.
Yeah, you did.
Ramona. Ramona.
I am on the toilet for Christ's sakes.
Okay. Okay. Relax.
I am having a problem. So, just give me a second.
- Do you need some help? - No.
I have a stom-- I'm having diarrhea.
I'm sorry you had to hear that.
- All right. Are you okay? - I'll be okay
but I can't be okay if you keep bothering me.
Okay. Oh, my God.
When you go with someone like Ramona,
you can't put their back up against a wall.
- She's gonna get defensive. - She's going to just lie more.
Well, you gave--you gave her diarrhea.
Okay. So, she's a feeling person.
She has blood in her veins.
She's literally sh--ing her pants.
I think Ramona needs to see a doctor at this point.
You can't be slurping down oysters,
chugging rosé when you've got some IBS.
That's a recipe for disaster. Disaster.
- Ramona. - Yeah, babe.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.
I just had to do some documents that actually--
You know, there--it's the-- they're over it, so, you know--
No, it's just--I just-- you know what,
Leah's always attacking me.
So, I'm not gonna sit there.
She's, you know, she's impudent. Is that the right word?
Yeah, but you kind of look very--
I'm not guilty of anything. You know what I'm guilty of?
Like, you know what? Opening up my house again to her.
- I mean, she's being a bitch. - All right.
Well, it, they're over it, so don't--
I don't really give a ----ing sh--.
- I'm really pissed. - Is it safe in there?
- Yeah. - Yeah? Okay.
- You play mediator very well. - Well, I need to shut up--
You know her so well, I guess.
I'm gonna go for a little stroll. I'll be back.
I wanna just check out the area. Just sit right there.
All right. I'll go with you.
- All right. Let's go. - That's good.
- You want your wine, honey? - No.
I drank too much last night.
I love how it's turning me into the enemy just for being a--
you know, looking for the truth.
- I've turned into the enemy. - Would you stop?
I need to hold her hand for a minute.
She's licking her wounds.
One of the things that I love so much
about Leah is she's very real
and she speaks her mind but that's the thing, though.
She still gets up on her soapbox
and starts wagging that finger, though. Ooh.
These bitches.
Okay. Ramona.
- These girls-- - All right.
So, let me just tell you something.
You're in the middle of a-- I mean,
Leah needs to back down a little.
She lies and makes up stories about me.
She's constantly lying and making up stories.
- Right now-- - She has anger issues.
I'm not succumbing to her bullsh--.
It's a cancellation clause these days or a cancellation--
I don't care. I don't care anymore about her.
- It's a cancellation-- - I tried to be nice to her.
I heat up the pool to ----ing 95 degrees.
No, but these days, everybody wants...
- Screw her. - ...to cancel everybody,
So you gotta have proof of anything you say.
Screw her. I don't give a sh--.
Dressed like she's going to a safari.
She looks like a ----ing zebra.
She's looks like a freaking animal.
- Well, so do you. - But she has ten prints on.
So do you have ten prints on.
No, I have leopard and leopard.
Just two different colors.
And your glasses is a third print.
You have a third animal that--
No, they're all leopards.
No, they're all-- yeah, but that--
I'm gonna scream.
I'm not going over there.
I feel better now.
Wow. Wow.
- Yeah. - Wow.
Maybe the healer stuff is coming out.
- The healer is working. - Oh, yeah.
Wait, she said it would take...
You were screaming good last night.
...possibly 48 hours, remember? So...
I know that I'm not gonna get what I want from her,
which is her acknowledging that she made a mistake,
but every time I look at her face,
it's gonna be in the back of my head.
Child, this was a lot.
You know what? I'm glad everybody cleared the air.
Except for the bathroom.
Ew, Lu!
- We got hot guys over here. - Hi.
She's a beauty, right?
You like my body?
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Are you single or married?
You think a married man
would be complimenting my body like that?
I don't know. You never know.
- You never know. - Thank you.
- Wow. You made my day. - You just made her day.
I'm using the restroom really quick.
This man just told me I have an amazing body.
Doesn't even know who I am or who--
- where I'm coming from. - You do have an amazing body.
- Right? - Didn't he just say that?
- Yeah. - What man?
Over there. He just said to her,
"You--I wanna say you're beautiful."
The man right there said I have an amazing body.
So listen, Ramona, all that aside, Ramona...
- Yes, I'm listening. - ...I thought that was
a good convo that you and I had, right?
- Yes. Absolutely. - Did you feel good about that?
- Yes, I did. - Good.
You listened and I appreciate that,
- so we're good. - Well, I appreciate you
- explaining it to me. - Cheers.
No, 'cause you know what I like about you?
That you explain yourself in a way
that's not aggressive or confrontational,
- and I appreciate that. - I'm not trying to attack you.
- I just want us to grow. - No, and I appreciate that.
- I really do. - Thank you, dear.
I think this was possibly
a constructive conversation with Ramona.
But I do appreciate that Ramona did listen, you know,
after I...made her.
And I'm gonna remain
cautiously optimistic about it.
I've had a good time.
I even got in the pool last night.
I can't believe I did that.
My only complaint is you got
in the water before dinner
and we didn't get talk to our girl Eboni
and our girl Leah about their mothers...
- Oh, the grandmothers. - ...and grandmothers dying.
Can we not talk about that right now?
- We got days. - Yeah.
- I'm good. - Speaking of days,
let's drink up and let's go shopping.
- All right. - That sound good?
Yeah. Give me two minutes.
Me and Sonja are gonna down this right quick.
- Yeah. - Is it legal to take it
in the car, lawyer?
And have some lobster. You know what?
We're taking those lobster rolls.
Look at her with the napkin.
- Mind your business, Luann. - Uh-huh.
I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that happening.
- Let me put on my sunglasses. Luann, mind your--
- mind the business right here. - You are my kindred spirit!
- I never leave the lobster. - You think I'm--
Give me the lobster.
We're taking our to-gos?
- Is that rude? - Well, I feel so rude.
I'm not leaving the lobster. That's who I am.
If you think I'm leaving this lobster--
Okay. All right. I hear you.
You can call it class.
- I hear you, baby. - You can call it ass.
You can call it whatever you want.
It's going this Birkin, bitch.
Coming up...
You're not gonna like me saying this.
I feel like this might be hurting you.
Well, you're having a mocktail.
I'm not leaving without the lobster
and I'm finishing my rosé.
Okay. Let's go.
Thank you so much.
Okay, gals.
Now what? Shopping?
All right. Let's hit it.
Cheers.
Whoo!
Dinner's gonna be a hot mess.
- You think so? - It's all right.
I do like your arm cleavage, though.
It's nice.
My no cleavage?
- Your arm cleavage. - Oh, my arm cleavage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coming out a little bit.
- It's clean. - Thank you.
Clean. Clean.
It's blowing my mind to see Sonja
evolving to very tipsy
in, like, no time.
So I'm like, "Damn, girl.
"Did I miss you taking seven shots?"
But she didn't.
I don't even know where we are, actually.
My boots are Italian and so are the seats.
We used that recently, comma.
- Do you have something else? - Who are you talking to, Lu?
"Garrett"?
If I have to hear "Garrett" again,
I'm gonna kill myself.
- Garth. - Garth.
Garth. Garth.
You like that name? Almost like...
Garth and Wayne from "Wayne's World."
- It's like a cowboy, you know? - Yeah.
It's like, "God, they're gonna get up on that horse
and ride your ass across the plains, Garth!"
He rode your ass...
He's a Viking dude.
...across the plains, obviously.
- Oh, yeah. - Okay?
I don't know why Sonja keeps harping on Garth.
Maybe Sonja's jealous.
I mean, listen, we all want that in our life,
and she's upset she doesn't have it and Luann does.
And during COVID!
Who gets this during COVID?
Okay. Wait. We're getting into town.
- Look how cute, okay? - Adorable.
They have all of these outdoor little restaurants
where you can eat. And it's literally
half an hour from Sag Harbor.
All right. We're here, girls.
All right. Great. I'm excited.
I'm ----ing laying in the back seat, bitch.
- What do you got? - Thank you so much.
- Awesome. - Sonja, you're not walking in
with--you can't walk in with the wine to a store.
What? Okay. What are you, the wine police?
How did she become the wine police?
What? She shut you off or what?
Oh, she cut me off.
- All right, here I go. - Whoa.
- You're the one tripping out. - I'm cutting you off.
You cut me off? You can't even walk.
That's a slippery slope, that thing.
- - Hello.
Oh, what a cool store.
- I love it. - Hi. How are you?
Everything is beige. I love it.
I love this furry bag.
No, I know. I have friends who bought it already.
Would I ever wear this?
I could see you in that.
- How much is this? - Two twenty-five.
I'm not buying anything.
I have...
I kind of like this bag.
- Is that cashmere? - I love these.
Okay. I'm getting this.
During this time of COVID
and being housebound,
there's nothing like shopping
to make a girl feel good about life in general.
- I'm buying this. - I'm gonna get one
for my sister and then two for me.
I mean, who would have thought
how comforting that could be?
- Whoo! - Oh, my God. Gorgeous.
Oh, nice.
- Oh, I love it. - Oh, I like this.
We'll sage the house. Sonja, we're lighting sage
- tonight in the house. - Let's sage the whole sh--.
Before Heather gets here.
We want you to come out this weekend with us.
Maybe I could swing a couple days out in the Hamptons.
- It's gonna be so much fun. - Yeah.
Oh, jeez.
- Is she invited? - What?
- You invited her? - Oh, man.
Heather is coming in as a punching bag
and she doesn't even know what she's about to walk into.
You lost your mind.
Leah is getting me all stirred up.
"Why'd you invite Heather?
"She shouldn't be here.
Don't you know what she said?"
She literally said, "Luann does hard drugs."
- I'm sorry, but... - I'm laughing but--
...that's crazy.
And now I'm second-guessing myself
because of Leah.
It was a silly podcast. Who cares?
Tomorrow we're going for oysters.
We're shucking oysters,
which I haven't done since my Hooter days.
Oh, you used to work for Hooters?
You know I did.
- I bet you got some big tips. - Big tips!
Big tit, big tips.
Right. And, most of all,
- my personality, Ramona. - Absolutely.
- And your grace. -
- Hi. - Hi.
Evening gowns. Yes.
Kimonos. Oh, my God. That's so you.
So nice.
Is this vintage?
- I can take it off? - Oh, we can? Oh.
Oh, they said that we could take our mask off.
Okay.
That actually looks really good on you, Lu.
Cute, right? I'm wearing this to dinner.
I'm so excited.
How do you like this?
Sonja, you wear that to dinner.
Oh, I love that on you, actually.
This is hers.
What's mine is hers.
I'm with Luann.
Garth isn't with us tonight
- so I'll be with Luann. - Garth--stop about Garth.
I don't know if it's Sonja
wanting Luann for herself,
or Sonja wanting a Garth for herself,
or both for herself.
- So hot. - You want one?
No Garth tonight.
You want a top like this?
Is Garth buying?
You want this or no?
I feel like spoiling Sonja
because she's starting to spiral,
so I feel like when she gets like this,
I just need to be there for her
and, like, try and cheer her up.
- How cute. - Thank you.
- Adorable. - Okay.
I don't care what she says,
- I'll buy it for her. - Now, that's cute.
No, it's so much better on Luann.
- No, it's not. - No, it's not, Sonja.
Stop being so, you know, self-loathing.
- No. Let's see. - Stop.
Sonja is drinking more than she should.
This is not gonna be good.
- I hate Garth? -
- Oh, my God. - She hates Garth.
I hate Garth.
Trouble's on the way with Sonja right now.
And it begins with a big A, alcohol.
It's me and Lu.
No Garth.
Coming up...
"Heather Thomson shares her thoughts
"on Sonja Morgan's new face.
Likes first face better."
Who the hell is she, that bitch?
- Okay. Let's go eat. - Let's go to the bar.
You know what? The bar is ours.
It's private.
Yeah!
- It's a private bar. - Hi.
Hi. How's it going?
I'll come to the bar with you.
- Oh, my God. - Isn't this fantastic?
- It's really cute. - Oh, my God. Hello, sir.
- Hi. - Isn't it amazing?
- Can we order drinks? - Drinks!
Of course. The important part. What are we drinking?
I'll do a French 75 with Hendrick's.
- Sure. - What is that?
That's gin, elderflower, and champagne.
- Yeah. - I think I'm gonna
- stick to rosé. - Sure.
Two of my girls are not drinking
so I wanna be sensitive to that.
- Of course. - But you're drinking rosé?
Yeah, but I'm not, "Oh, give me a martini."
You can get anything you want.
All right, you girls, I'll be right back.
Um, can I have, like, a mocktail
that doesn't have a lot of calories on it?
Yeah. Sure.
Can we get like a dozen oysters to start here?
- Yeah. Of course. - Oh, that'd be great.
Yeah, and shrimp. Shrimp, shrimps too.
But you don't want any shrimps.
- No, I want no shrimps. - You want some--
I'm just kidding. That's just a kidding little thing.
Oh, I don't--
I don't like a big dick. Don't get me wrong.
It's such a thing as too big, right? Yeah.
Too big is just a nuisance.
At my age...
A "nuisance"!
Here's what I love about Sonja.
She, like me,
we don't take ourselves too seriously.
I mean, she's got a big free spirit,
and I like that about her.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- A lovely day in North Fork. - I had so much fun
with everybody today.
Where did Lu go, seriously?
My nerves are like on the edge
at this fabulous bar.
I just feel, like, tempted.
So I just need to go and have a cigarette sometimes.
You know what I'm saying? You can't expect me
to give up all my vices.
I enjoyed you ladies so much today.
- I just can't get over it. - Oh, my gosh.
I'm not used to hanging out with this many white women,
if I'm being honest, and I had a great time.
Yeah, be honest 'cause that's a lot.
I'm being honest. You know,
I had a lot of fun and I connected with you all
authentically, and you made space for me
- and I appreciate that. - Thank you.
Yeah, wait, why did you leave us all last night?
Yeah, I wanted to explain that.
Here's the thing. I got to my capacity.
You guys were having the best time.
The stilt person came over.
- Like... - I wasn't very
- - And so the only reason--
the only reason I didn't say like, "Goodnight, goodnight,"
who wants be a party pooper?
You guys were having a great ----ing time.
I had a, like, strong urge,
which I haven't had in weeks.
Hmm.
I feel like you're pushing yourself
- a little too much to be... - No, I'm okay.
I just, you know, needed to take a break.
Do you think drinking this
- out of the wine glass is... - It helps.
- It helps? - It helps.
It's not like--or it's not like--
No, no, no. I'm, you know--
- Okay. - I'm getting calm.
You're not gonna like me saying this...
- What? - ...but I feel like
this might be hurting you.
Like, it still feels like--
Well, you're having a mocktail.
- This is a mocktail. - I know.
But drinking the bottle of rosé
and then drinking out of the wine glass--
I'm just saying, just hear me out.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah. Okay.
Is it keeping you attached somehow?
I could say the same thing about like, that.
No. It's not the same at all though...
- Why? - ...because it's a seltzer
with grapefruit juice.
- It's just a drink. - Right.
- A regular drink. - Right.
Because this is--obviously, this isn't making you calm.
It's just a seltzer or something.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah. But...
- Because it's-- - ...I feel like I'm part
- of, you know-- - Yeah, no. I hear you.
Believe me. I hear you.
I'm trying to tell Luann in a respectful way
that having a glass of rosé in your hand at all times,
she's actually closer to a drink of rosé
than she thinks, and part of getting sober
is getting used to not having that.
Can we sit at the table now or not?
- This is, like, a little like-- - Yeah.
But she doesn't wanna hear me.
I think that she really does miss drinking
and she's just not there yet.
So what's your next drink or the same?
Now I'm getting a little wine.
Probably red because of the skirt steak.
I want the biggest ----ing steak in the house.
- Really? - I'm gonna follow my girl.
Oh, they have potato leek soup.
- I love that. - I'm getting that.
I'm definitely getting that.
I want a big bone.
Is that PC?
Why would that not be okay?
I just wanna be myself.
I don't wanna be a cancel consolation.
Nobody's gonna cancel you.
Oh, that's what I was trying
to think of before, cancel culture.
- Yeah, cancel culture. - Cancel culture.
- I kind of love-- - Cancel--
why would we wanna cancel culture?
Well, we don't wanna cancel culture, Ramona.
But cancel culture can cancel individuals
that they feel are out of line with culture.
- Oh. - But we don't do that
in this group. We talk.
We do what we did today.
I think I'm gonna do the steak.
- The steak? - I feel one with the people.
- Can I please get the scallops? - Sure.
I love Leah and Lu for not drinking.
And I wasn't even drinking before,
but what happened is I did drink a few times,
so I said, "Okay, I'm gonna drink."
I don't want you to feel any pressure to drink.
Oh, I have no pressure to drink.
- Okay. -
Does she look pressured to you?
- No, but, you know what I mean? - Yeah. Right.
- Give me my drink. - You need--no.
You need some food. No.
We're getting very close to the danger zone with Sonja.
- No. No. - Don't put it
- next to me, please. - Oh. Oh.
Yeah. Give it over here.
- Give it here. - No, no, no. Not you.
- No. - Sorry. No. You're cut off.
Sorry. No.
Sonja's going through something,
and of course alcohol fuels emotions,
so it's taking her to the deep end.
I don't wanna be canceled.
All right, guys.
I think that we need a plan for tomorrow.
A plan?
Oh, for your friend.
No. No. Oh, we do.
- Yeah. - Oh, that's your friend.
- We do. - Shoot.
What is the plan?
- Oh, man. - Well, first of all,
I'm gonna start looking up
the things that she said
about everybody at this table.
I was having so much fun now.
- Why you gotta bring this sh--? - Sorry, but it's game time.
Oh, damn.
The more I think about this,
the more it just rubs me the wrong way.
If you go and you talk sh-- about them,
then what are you gonna say about me?
"Heather Thomson shares her thoughts
"on Sonja Morgan's new face.
Likes first face better."
Well, guess what? I have a real brand,
- and I like all my faces. - You have one face.
- And your face looks beautiful. - I mean, what does she--
where does she get off talking about us?
And she said you--there's nothing authentic about you.
Oh, and that you were doing drugs.
Fabulous. Great.
Heather and I had been cool.
I had lunch with her before I left for the Hamptons
in New York with Ramona.
Tell me what's going on with the cabaret,
'cause I never got to see it.
- What? - I never got the invite.
- So that's-- - You have to let me know
if you wanna come. You know...
And now I found out she's talking smack about me
and it's like, "What the hell?"
My first instinct is to call her up and say...
- I'm not going! - ..."You are uninvited
because of all of the things you said about us."
But, on the other hand, I think we should let her come
and give it to her.
- I think we should, too. - Yes.
Who the hell is she, that bitch?
Coming up...
Shut the up.
Insult my family!
- Stop the drinking. - Oh!
We're gonna work out, thank God,
because all I did was eat all day.
Are we doing oysters tomorrow?
Yeah. We're gonna first work out with the boys.
- Yeah!
And I find out that Eboni loves oysters, too.
Mm-hmm.
You got a hollow leg, girlfriend.
Can we hear about Garth's workout, like--
'cause, I mean, your body's rocking.
I hope I can keep up with it.
Are we talking about Garth again?
You wanna FaceTime Garth?
I don't want to see Garth again.
- Yes. - Let's FaceTime Garth.
- Yeah, Sonja. - I'm done with Garth.
I've had enough Garth.
Let's see if he's gonna pick up.
It's Garth, Garth, Garth.
It's always Garth.
Hey, Garth.
- Hi, handsome. - Oh, Jesus.
- How are you? - He picks up on the first ring.
What are you doing?
Say hi to the girls.
- Oh, hi. - He's so handsome.
We don't need anything but you.
- Oh. - Yeah, please.
All I know is Luann has this big smile.
She's acting like a little girl
All, like, you know, "Goo, goo, goo, goo, gaga."
It's, like, so cute.
And he had nice eyes and a nice smile,
so I'm happy for her.
I like the way you make my girlfriend light up.
- Aw. That's very sweet.
- Thank you, Ramona. - Is that Ramona?
That's Ramona.
Why don't you text me in the morning?
That's a good plan.
You're shouting at my ear.
Okay. Have fun.
- See you guys.
- Bye. - She's shouting in my ear.
I don't care. You're deaf.
- - I'm not deaf.
I'm deaf 'cause you always shout in my ear.
Did you see that man?
No, I--I'm like dying.
Yeah. He's really cute.
He's the real deal.
You know what I mean? He's a real dude.
What are you doing?
We're just at a cocktail party. How are you?
Look at those shoulder pads. What are those about?
Luann bought me a top.
Yeah. I think so.
Thank you, glamorous.
Love you. Bye.
- Bye. -
- Just try it again. - You're still on.
He's still on.
So I've never been at a dinner with friends
where the energy is quite like this.
Ooh, you look hot, too.
I'm actually at this point feeling
like Alice in Wonderland.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And while it's not my normal jam,
I'm intrigued.
The thing is, like, I have my own connections
to, like, how things work.
Okay. Enlighten us.
Uh, people don't understand.
We need to protect the poor
because stocks are going up
and the poor are getting poorer,
the homeless are getting
- homeless-ler. - Yup.
And so this guy, supplier of diversity.
- What his name? - Um, William.
We did AIDS PSAs forever.
She's out of it right now.
Doesn't matter if I'm out of it.
What matters is my cause.
Not what is over here saying,
"Oh, whatever."
- What matters is... - What?
...what I bring back.
I've raised millions
for AIDS awareness,
millions for the LGBT community.
Wow. Look at this swordfish.
- Look at how big it is, too. - I can't eat it.
- It's way too much. - Ooh, the food is here.
- Yeah. - Yay.
There comes a point
where alcohol just stops working.
People stop being fun
because maybe they're, like, not in a great place
and the alcohol exacerbates it.
And I feel like that's what we're seeing right now.
- Hey there. - Hello, William.
- Hi. - She's calling again?
- Sonja. - How are you doing?
Yeah, my friends are saying that I'm out if it,
and I'm just bringing you in...
- No. I'm just saying-- - ...as the head of JPM.
- Diversity, JPMorgan-- - I'm saying maybe you're had
a little too much to drink.
No, you should shut the up.
Hi.
- William. - If I was acting like you...
- Shut up. - ...I would you want you
- to be a friend to me... - You shut up.
...and say, "Ramona, stop with the drinking."
- You shut up. - Hey, stop with the drinking.
Now, William, you speak.
Are you okay?
I'm great.
Can I talk to him for a second?
Yeah. Here comes a friend of mine.
- Now ready? Here she comes. - All right.
You work for JPMorgan and Chase, right?
Yeah. I run global supplier diversity for, uh--
Perfect. I think it's 30 billion
Chase has just recently put
- into closing the wealth gap. - Yeah, we did.
I love you, dear. And, by the way,
I'm about to get my mortgage with Chase too.
- Thank you so much. - Wells Fargo has better rates.
They do have better rates
- but I like what Chase-- - Shut the up!
No. No. She's right.
Wells Fargo has a lower interest rate
but Chase is doing something to close this wealth gap
for my people and I wanna honor that.
- You are support-- - Proud people!
- Wait. Stop. - Stop it. That's too much.
Shut the up!
You wanna talk about Wells Fargo?
You insult my family!
- I was not talking about-- - Insult JPMorgan!
- Stop the drinking. - No!
What's wrong with you?
Next time on The Real Housewives
of New York City.
You don't have any friends!
- Sonja. Sonja, sit down. - You don't even have Mario!
I can't be around this. I can't.
I am going to take a vow of silence.
She's gonna be speaking again at 6:00 PM.
I'll be speaking as her representative.
- Hey, Garth. - Hey, Lu.
Hey, come on in
- and say hello to Sonja. - Hi, Sonja.
I'm getting ready to work out.
We can see up your nightgown.
And I'm probably out of line, but I love you, Lu,
and I gotta tell you the truth about yourself here.
- Well, about this situation? - I can't wait to hear it.
Be careful.
All right, girls, let's come into the living room.
Oh, who's arriving?
Hi. How are you? Mwah. Mwah.
"I thought that was a real friendship
but nothing really I learned with Luann is genuine."
Yeah. That's true.
What?