1 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:26,533 Oh, my God. Let me take this ----ing thing off. 2 00:00:27,567 --> 00:00:29,400 - Hi. - Hi. What do you say? 3 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:34,233 I mean, look. COVID's been long. It's been lonely. 4 00:00:34,266 --> 00:00:36,000 I haven't been able to work out in months 5 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:37,633 - because of my surgery. - How did it go? 6 00:00:37,667 --> 00:00:39,567 Great. I can breathe amazing. 7 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,633 And you don't have a big honker anymore either. 8 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:44,567 - Hi. - How are you? 9 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,266 - I'm good. - Good to see you. 10 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:47,667 - It's been a while. - Yeah. 11 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,533 We just realized we spent three months with you 12 00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:52,200 and we haven't seen you in three months. 13 00:00:52,233 --> 00:00:53,533 - That's correct. - Mario, Avery, and I 14 00:00:53,567 --> 00:00:55,166 always have had this natural rhythm, 15 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,266 and we had the rhythm back again. 16 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:57,533 We were a family. 17 00:00:57,567 --> 00:00:59,467 I do miss your cooking down in Florida. 18 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,667 Well, you just have to come to New York more often then. 19 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,367 - No, you come back down. - Is that an offer? 20 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,600 - You need an invite? - Yeah. 21 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:06,300 Uh... 22 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:10,266 My little own avocado? 23 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,667 I got you everything organic. 24 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:13,567 You know, I used to love to go to the supermarket, 25 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,400 but now that it's a masked affair, I'm not into it. 26 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:18,633 I know we all need masks, and they can be fabulous, 27 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:21,400 but for me, it's like a fashion faux pas. 28 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,166 I just gave you an email to look up. 29 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,100 - Did they answer me? - Not yet. 30 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,600 Where's that eyelash stuff I gave you? I don't have lashes. 31 00:01:28,633 --> 00:01:30,400 These are crazy times, but I'm a crazy lady, 32 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:32,300 so I feel right at home, actually. 33 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,667 Cray-cray is the way we roll. 34 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:37,200 Oh, I used to do this when I used to shave my... 35 00:01:37,233 --> 00:01:38,600 pussy. 36 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:40,600 Oh, my God. I might do this tonight. 37 00:01:42,567 --> 00:01:44,400 Of all my vices, 38 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:48,433 being glamorous is one I'll never give up. 39 00:01:48,467 --> 00:01:51,567 I'm sex positive and B.S. negative. 40 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:54,633 I may say the wrong thing, 41 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:57,667 but my intentions are always right. 42 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:00,567 I've had to work twice as hard for half as much, 43 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,633 but now I'm coming for everything. 44 00:02:03,633 --> 00:02:05,367 Just like New York City, 45 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,100 Sonja Morgan never goes out of style. 46 00:02:18,233 --> 00:02:19,600 Come here, come here. 47 00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:22,700 Come on. 48 00:02:26,367 --> 00:02:28,600 You're my little therapy dog. 49 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:30,600 You know, sitting alone with yourself 50 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:34,266 during quarantine helps you make some changes. 51 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,467 And I did. I upgraded my apartment 52 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,533 and I got a new fur baby, Angel. 53 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:40,700 We adore her. 54 00:02:40,734 --> 00:02:42,633 She's literally, like, my second child. 55 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:46,233 Sometimes I like her more than Kier. 56 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,367 - - Hey. 57 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,734 - How are you? - Good. 58 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:51,533 How are you? 59 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:53,767 Good. I'm just walking around SoHo. 60 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,500 Okay, I'm just gonna put it out there. 61 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:57,633 I'm very, very nervous right now 62 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:59,367 and I have so many feelings going on. 63 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,367 - Oh, God. - As I've mentioned to you, 64 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,200 that I am starting my conversion process 65 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:07,367 - to Judaism. - Mm-hmm. 66 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,400 Today is Yom Kippur, 67 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:11,300 and it's just becoming very real to me 68 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,400 that I am taking these steps. 69 00:03:16,533 --> 00:03:17,767 What else would you convert to? 70 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,266 - An unorganized religion? - No. 71 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,633 I've been thinking about converting to Judaism 72 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,633 for many, many years. 73 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:27,600 I mean, maybe I'm having my Madonna "Ray of Light" moment. 74 00:03:27,633 --> 00:03:30,000 Then when COVID hit, I was having-- 75 00:03:30,033 --> 00:03:31,667 I would say the only period of my life 76 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:35,300 where I felt very disconnected from a god. 77 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:36,700 I quit drinking again, 78 00:03:36,734 --> 00:03:40,266 and I got a very deep calling 79 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:42,533 to convert to Judaism. 80 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,300 Orthodox. 81 00:03:49,033 --> 00:03:50,567 It's the real way. That's the way I'm doing it. 82 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,533 I mean, he did mention that I might have to-- 83 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:55,166 I mean, I talked to him about, like, the way I dress. 84 00:03:56,734 --> 00:03:57,767 Modern. 85 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,633 Oh. No, I don't wanna be more modest. 86 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:04,533 I am attracted to the challenge. 87 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:08,000 Like, I think I'm attracted to all the rules 88 00:04:08,033 --> 00:04:10,033 and the rituals and the prayers. 89 00:04:10,066 --> 00:04:12,500 And, look, it's not like I'm gonna convert 90 00:04:12,533 --> 00:04:14,000 and like, "That's it. I'm a Jew." 91 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:15,633 The conversion is the beginning for me. 92 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:16,734 - - Oh, God. 93 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:18,300 Wait. This is Dad. 94 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:19,734 Let me go and ask for forgiveness. 95 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:22,367 - Okay. - Bye. Love you. 96 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,333 Hi. 97 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,767 I just wanted to see you face-to-face 98 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,233 because I, like, wanna talk to you about something important. 99 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,600 Today is Yom Kippur. 100 00:04:33,633 --> 00:04:37,033 I wanna start the year off fresh, 101 00:04:37,066 --> 00:04:39,200 so I wanna ask you for your forgiveness 102 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:41,567 for really just not being a great daughter. 103 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,500 Well, you told me to go to hell the other day. 104 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,300 And what did you tell me first? 105 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:52,633 And I am sorry. So, do you forgive me? 106 00:04:57,633 --> 00:05:01,266 Dad, I can't--I have to go into the new year with forgive-- 107 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,600 Like, you have to just, like, forgive me now or not. 108 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:05,500 I don't think it goes like, "We'll see what happens." 109 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:08,000 I'm not Jewish, Leah. I'm gonna do what I want. 110 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:13,734 Well, this is me. 111 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:15,633 I'm atoning now, Dad. This is-- 112 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,734 Yeah. You're just asking for forgiveness, 113 00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:20,433 but you have to do penance, you have to make up for-- 114 00:05:20,467 --> 00:05:22,533 Well, we don't do that in Judaism. 115 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:26,567 Well, we do that in Catholicism. 116 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,600 Dad, you're not taking this serious. 117 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:30,600 I am taking it seriously. 118 00:05:30,633 --> 00:05:32,533 Just because I'm converting to Judaism 119 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:34,667 doesn't mean I'm gonna be the perfect Jew. 120 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,433 You know, I'm not telling my rabbi this, 121 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:39,400 but this is about progress not perfection. 122 00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:41,633 Me converting is the beginning of, 123 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:44,667 like, a very long spiritual journey. 124 00:05:48,367 --> 00:05:50,066 Wait. Look at Angel. 125 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:53,734 She's so sweet. 126 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:56,734 She is. 127 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:04,600 So guess what. 128 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:05,700 Guess who moved in the neighborhood. 129 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:07,567 Luann. 130 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,000 She lives, like, only a couple blocks from me. 131 00:06:10,033 --> 00:06:13,633 Who would've thought that she and I are really friendly now? 132 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:23,467 Sh--. 133 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,100 - - Hello? 134 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:31,500 - Hey, honey, can I come in? - Yeah. Is the door open? 135 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:33,333 - Uh, yeah. Hi. - Hey. 136 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:34,500 Oh, my God. 137 00:06:34,533 --> 00:06:36,066 You got the most gorgeous floors. 138 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,700 - - I am so jealous. 139 00:06:37,734 --> 00:06:41,433 Oh, my God. Look how chic c'est la vie you look. Awesome. 140 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:43,300 If I saw you walking down the street, 141 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,467 - I would look twice. - Wait. This is from Kingston? 142 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,000 This is from Kingston. 143 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:48,433 I sold my house, by the way. 144 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:50,033 - I know. Congrats. - I sold it. 145 00:06:50,066 --> 00:06:51,533 Yeah. It's so good. Cha-ching, cha-ching. 146 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:53,100 Yeah. Cha-ching. 147 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:55,166 So I'm happy about that 'cause I never got up there. 148 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,133 I'm always in the Hamptons, especially with COVID. 149 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,033 I mean--I just-- I never got there. 150 00:06:59,066 --> 00:07:01,433 Weirdly enough, it kind of feels good 151 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:03,600 to be back in my old neighborhood. 152 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:05,567 I had a townhouse for many years 153 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,700 on the Upper East Side. 154 00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:08,133 It was my stomping grounds. 155 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,133 So it's kind of nice to be back 156 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:11,533 and living around my girlfriends, 157 00:07:11,567 --> 00:07:13,166 like, even Ramona. 158 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,166 And I love the way you decorated. 159 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,500 I love the colors. 160 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:17,033 - Thanks. - I'm so impressed. 161 00:07:17,066 --> 00:07:18,467 Seriously, you're impressing me more and more 162 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,100 the more I get to know you. 163 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:22,500 Well, life is surprising, isn't it? 164 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:24,667 I feel like I'm meeting Luann for the first time, 165 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,367 and I think she's just more in touch with herself. 166 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,734 I've never been closer to somebody. 167 00:07:27,767 --> 00:07:29,433 Maybe it's--it's fate. 168 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:31,166 - Who would've thought? - I know. Who would've thought? 169 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,400 If I--if you said to me years ago... 170 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:33,667 - I would have said-- - ...that I'd be having 171 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,033 this conversation with you, 172 00:07:35,066 --> 00:07:36,367 - I would say "Get out." - I'd say bullsh-- 173 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,066 Now the bond has gotten stronger. 174 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,066 I'm actually really excited she's my neighbor. 175 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,133 I'm gonna give you some of this. 176 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,266 - Sure. - This is--this is something 177 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,066 I found three months ago in the Hamptons. 178 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,100 It's an alternative to drinking. 179 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:46,200 - Okay. - And Victoria and I 180 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,533 were looking for stuff, 181 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:48,567 because Victoria doesn't drink, 182 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,567 and I'm not drinking right now. 183 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,700 Yeah. Ava's not drinking. 184 00:07:50,734 --> 00:07:52,133 I'm trying to cut it down, way down, too. 185 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:54,100 Right. So this is a non-alcoholic rosé. 186 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:55,600 Oh, my gosh. And it looks like rosé. 187 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:56,767 It's amazing, so... 188 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,467 Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to try this. 189 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,166 So we're gonna have a toast to... 190 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,533 Let's have a toast to our new budding friendship. 191 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:03,133 Well, for me, it's a toast to... 192 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,467 - Your new apartment? - ...not drinking. 193 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,200 Okay. All right. You know, congrats. 194 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,633 You know, because I literally think that at this point, 195 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:11,133 I'm allergic to alcohol because this summer, 196 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:12,500 I had a couple times where I didn't remember 197 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,033 - how I got home. - This summer? 198 00:08:14,066 --> 00:08:15,633 - Yeah. And that's-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 199 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:17,133 - And that's dangerous. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 200 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:18,200 And that's dangerous, Ramona. 201 00:08:18,233 --> 00:08:19,600 - All right. Let's-- - So, right? 202 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,000 Let me hear that. Let me hear about it. 203 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,433 So it's not only it's dangerous, 204 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:23,533 - it scared me. It scared me. - What happened? 205 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:25,000 Tell me what happened. 206 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:26,633 Were you're at, like-- at a friend's home? 207 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,700 I was--no, I was out. I was out in Sag Harbor, 208 00:08:28,734 --> 00:08:31,500 and, um, that's happened a couple of times. 209 00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,500 And I said to myself, you know, what? 210 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,233 I have been drinking my whole life. 211 00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:36,600 It's not--it's not worth it. 212 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:37,633 It's time to change it up, 213 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,166 - you know, for me. - Right. 214 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,433 To tell you the truth, I was so disgusted with myself. 215 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:43,066 Really? At this age? 216 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,500 You're not gonna remem--No. 217 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:46,633 This is not happening ever again. 218 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,166 - Oh, I like it. - Isn't it amazing? 219 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,166 Last year, I was trying to figure out 220 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,133 when I was gonna drink again. 221 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:54,567 Now there's something that clicked. 222 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,100 I'm okay without drinking. 223 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:57,734 - Little pasta with shrimp. - Sure. 224 00:08:57,767 --> 00:09:00,000 - Right? This looks good. - Yeah, it looks great. 225 00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:01,600 Have you heard from Sonja at all? 226 00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:02,734 I haven't seen her at all. 227 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:04,266 I'm a little upset with how 228 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,667 she's just been distancing herself from me. 229 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,166 It just doesn't make sense. 230 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,000 Not just from you, from everybody. 231 00:09:09,033 --> 00:09:10,500 - Well, you know-- - Texting her, 232 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,000 - calling, nothing. - Texting her, calling her. 233 00:09:12,033 --> 00:09:14,200 She doesn't return calls. She doesn't return texts. 234 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:16,033 It's like, you know, I worry about her. 235 00:09:16,066 --> 00:09:17,633 I'm like, what the hell is going on, you know. 236 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:19,600 And then I saw her daughter. 237 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:22,700 I was at, um, Gitano downtown, like, a couple months ago, 238 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:24,100 asked her, I said, "Where's your mom?" You know. 239 00:09:24,133 --> 00:09:26,000 She said, "You know what, Luann? 240 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,266 She doesn't give me the time of day. She's always busy." 241 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,233 So that's not like Sonja not to show up for her daughter. 242 00:09:30,266 --> 00:09:31,700 - She does everything for her. - No, I know. 243 00:09:31,734 --> 00:09:33,133 What the hell is going on with her? 244 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:34,700 When Sonja goes MIA, 245 00:09:34,734 --> 00:09:37,734 it means something is going on with her psychologically, 246 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,633 and when she's feeling really vulnerable, 247 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,667 she wants to hide because she doesn't want us to know. 248 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,266 It's almost like she's embarrassed. 249 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,000 But we're her friends. We're there for her. 250 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,300 Wait. So you're not gonna believe this. 251 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:47,533 So I'm looking for an apartment, right? 252 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:49,133 And I see this. 253 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,700 - I love it. - Right? 254 00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:52,500 I walk in. I'm like, the ceilings, everything. 255 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:54,700 - Everything's fabulous. - It looks amazing. 256 00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:56,000 I'm like, I'll take it, right? 257 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:57,066 The view is great, whatever. 258 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,233 And your furniture, it's perfect. 259 00:09:58,266 --> 00:09:59,567 Well, guess what. Come with me. 260 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,667 No, what are you gonna show me? 261 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,667 I don't know if I'm ready for this. 262 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:04,700 So I'm standing here. I'm literally waiting 263 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,000 - for the movers to walk in. - Right. 264 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,166 And I look and I go, 265 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,667 - Oh, my--no! - 266 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:14,633 No! No! 267 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,300 - It's Tom terrace! - No way! 268 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,633 Holy sh--. 269 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,300 Oh, you're gonna need binoculars. 270 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,734 Oh, my God! 271 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,767 You're gonna need a telescope. 272 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,567 Can you believe it? 273 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,667 And it's like-- it's like right in my view. 274 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,133 Come on. 275 00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,200 I was in shock. 276 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,633 I'm in shock. 277 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,533 The good news is I know when he's in town 278 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:38,066 because the lights are on or they're not. 279 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,000 So now I know the light's on, 280 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:42,133 uh, I won't be going to the Regency. 281 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,500 Hey, Tom. See you later. 282 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:48,166 Coming up... 283 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,734 So we're gonna turn this on. 284 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,000 What happened? 285 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,266 Wait. I brought you this. 286 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,066 This is a resting bitch face mask. 287 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,600 I'll sleep with a, um, resting bitch face. 288 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,633 - Hi. - Hey, babe. 289 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,600 How are you? 290 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,100 I'm good, baby. You're all coordinated. 291 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,367 - Mm-hmm. - Mwah! 292 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,633 So good to see you. 293 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,600 - I like your mask. - Thank you, baby. 294 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,266 It's--no, it's, like, I can't. 295 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,000 - How's your week going? - It's good. 296 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,200 - Yeah? It's not bad. - Busy? 297 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:29,100 Busy. How was your date? 298 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:30,567 That's what I really wanna know. 299 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,200 - You want the tea? - Um, yes. 300 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,100 Girl, you can't see my big obnoxious smile 301 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:35,567 under here, but-- 302 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,033 I--I'm sure that that's what's going on. 303 00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:39,367 Allen's great. He's great. He's great. We had fun. 304 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,200 We just grabbed dinner, like, on the Upper West Side. 305 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:43,467 Nice. 306 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,700 Me and Eboni met recently through mutual friends, 307 00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:47,400 and we live in the same neighborhood. 308 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,433 Our dogs love each other. 309 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,300 We have a lot in common. 310 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,033 The difference is Eboni's really good 311 00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:54,066 at dating rich men. 312 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:56,767 - - Okay. 313 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,300 It's like taking the-- your bra off after-- 314 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,266 Except for when I take the bra off, girl, 315 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,433 it ain't never coming back on. 316 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:03,734 - - I'm sorry. 317 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:05,166 I can't stand this. 318 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,266 All right. I brought you this. 319 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,266 This is a resting bitch face mask. 320 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:08,700 Oh, my God. 321 00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,300 I'll get you a leopard one, too, but-- 322 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,166 Yeah, I want the leopard one. This is cute. 323 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,667 Well, I do believe in a resting bitch face job. 324 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,033 It's how you keep the lines away. 325 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,367 I know. Exactly. 326 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,100 That's why, yeah, I try not to smile-- 327 00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,300 I sleep with a, um, resting bitch face. 328 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,066 - I'm just kidding. - 329 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,367 Oh, my God. 330 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,700 Eboni is pretty much the epitome of Black Girl Magic. 331 00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:30,166 She is a lawyer. She's an AKA. 332 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,300 She's a broadcaster. 333 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,367 She took on the president, 334 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,300 and she does this all while looking hot as 335 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,467 wearing Louis Vuittons. 336 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,066 What's up with your world? 337 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,066 Any, uh, special gentlemen callers? 338 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,333 Um... 339 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,066 That's what I like to call 'em. 340 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,333 I love me a gentleman caller girl. 341 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:48,266 I mean, I'm still, kind of, like, 342 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,667 enmeshed a little with this guy, pita chip, 343 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,633 but it's so-- 344 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,100 Wait, pita chip? 345 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,266 Yeah. I call him pita chip. 346 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,367 It's just the whole thing. 347 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,266 He owns a ----ing pita place 348 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,467 that sells pitas to everybody in New York. 349 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,700 I took a picture of myself nude 350 00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,433 with a pita here. 351 00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,133 - I sent it to him. - Okay. 352 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,066 And then he sent it to a friend, 353 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,633 but he sent it to me. 354 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,233 He's cool. We're gonna be friends no matter what. 355 00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:12,100 And I think that's the thing is like 356 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,433 I keep going back to him, but he's kind of a boy 357 00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,467 - at the same time. - Okay. But I'm gonna ask you-- 358 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,300 And not to psychoanalyze, but I'm curious. 359 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:21,233 Leah, are you ready to fall in love? 360 00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:23,233 Like, could--is that doable for you right now? 361 00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:25,066 Yes. I am. 362 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,433 I'm ready. Like, I am ready. 363 00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,300 Like, it doesn't mean like I'm... 364 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,433 - Pressed? - You're not pressed. 365 00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:30,667 I'm not pressed. I'm good. 366 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,166 Girl, bitch, you're never pressed. 367 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,667 - Thank you. - But... 368 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,200 - I know. - But I hear you, 369 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,100 because I had to get to that place of intention. 370 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,333 I'll be honest. That was one of the reasons 371 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,033 it took me so long to leave my last relationship, 372 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:42,400 because I really just didn't wanna start over. 373 00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,367 - Yeah. - You know? You know. 374 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,700 It's like, ugh, who wants to, like, go through all that? 375 00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:50,000 I hate the thought of, like, having to take a sh-- 376 00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:52,300 when you're over the guy's house 377 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,133 - for the weekend. - You know what's so funny? 378 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,000 I'll get a colonic beforehand, 379 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,300 so I don't have to go to the bathroom. 380 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,033 I don't give a I'll take a-- 381 00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:00,400 I'll--it could be a first date. 382 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,000 And if we-- 383 00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:03,300 When you have to go, you have to go. 384 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,700 Because you fed me. We went to dinner, didn't we? 385 00:14:05,734 --> 00:14:07,233 I broke up with a guy for farting in front of me. 386 00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:08,433 Girl. Oh, my God. 387 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:09,467 - I know. - You're a mess. 388 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,734 I am. 389 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,133 It's the best kind of mess. 390 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,233 - - But I'm serious. 391 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,467 No. I will take a doo-doo. 392 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,100 I don't care about that at all. 393 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:19,734 Because I'm a human being, bitch. I ate. 394 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:32,166 Oh, Marley, it's not always about you, darling. 395 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,266 Marley is like my lovers. He wants food and they want sex. 396 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,300 That's it. One line. 397 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,033 You know, I'm having a brunch here. 398 00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:40,533 - In a couple of days. - Yeah. 399 00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,433 I'm inviting all the girls. I haven't seen them, 400 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:45,000 'cause the girls can be a little judgmental. 401 00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:47,166 They come in, you know. They say. "Grey Gardens, 402 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,533 a little itty feel there." 403 00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,300 You know, I'm not gonna lie. 404 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,266 I like quarantine. I like to be alone, 405 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,333 and it did give me time to be a little bit more 406 00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:58,266 in touch with myself and center. 407 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:03,133 I had to move back here because I rented the apartment 408 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,233 while this was rented, 409 00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:06,033 but when the pandemic struck, 410 00:15:06,066 --> 00:15:08,333 forget it. This wasn't rented or sold. 411 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,000 I had to move back here. 412 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,333 If no one's renting the townhouse, 413 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,300 I can't be shelling out cash every month 414 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:16,033 to rent my little pied-a-terre in Columbus Circle. 415 00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:18,266 And all my clothes are in storage. 416 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,567 So I'm wearing my pajamas every day 417 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,400 like everybody else under a pandemic. 418 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:22,567 Well, you look chic doing it. 419 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,233 But at least there's Sonja Morgan. 420 00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:28,467 I am a guest in my own house until this gets rented or sold. 421 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,033 First person who comes in here 422 00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:31,333 and says, "You want $10 for this, 423 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:35,100 I'll give you seven," Great! I'm out of here. 424 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,000 It's all about taking care of me now. 425 00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,300 - Yes, it's your time. - Not my house. 426 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,166 So I want a bubble bath now. 427 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,367 I'm glad I took the five months 428 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,066 to take some time for myself 429 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,300 and reevaluate what's important to me. 430 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,333 All right. Let me show you how to do my tub. 431 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,033 Why can't you do this? 432 00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:52,233 I don't know. 433 00:15:52,266 --> 00:15:53,467 This one. 434 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,533 So we're gonna turn this on. 435 00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:02,467 Oh, my--What happened? 436 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,500 I don't even know how to do this either. 437 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:08,500 Oh, God. And it's hot water. 438 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,633 - Okay. Here. - Here. 439 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,600 Yeah. Why are we using this? 440 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,633 I'm training you how to do it. 441 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,400 You're getting a master's, 442 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,633 so you need to have to do real life things. 443 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,266 Yes. You're right. 444 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,266 - I'm learning so much. - It's just... 445 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,567 This is my master's right here. 446 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,100 There is something magical about my internship 447 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:30,500 because you can't learn what I know in the classroom. 448 00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,433 Look at what's coming out here. 449 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,467 No, no. You have to put it on the-- 450 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,400 Oh, God. You don't even know that? 451 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:37,533 What are you saying? 452 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,266 How to load a dishwasher. 453 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,467 How to garden. 454 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,533 Then there's the bubble bath. 455 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:46,100 These are not things you're gonna learn... 456 00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,233 at Wharton. 457 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,066 - Thanks. - Okay. 458 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,433 - All right. - This has to be here. 459 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:55,633 I didn't even get it. Oh, no. I look very stressed. 460 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,533 Well, that's why I need more me time. 461 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,400 Can you put this here? 462 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,500 - I don't know. - Ay-yiyi. 463 00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:04,166 I mean, that's... 464 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,100 You might not need to just hold this up. 465 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,467 Is that Leah? 466 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,100 Leah. 467 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,266 You're in the tub? 468 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,567 She's in the tub. 469 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,467 You and I are soul sisters. 470 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,166 I'm calling you because 471 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,467 Thursday is the brunch I told you about. 472 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,467 Okay. So bring your friend Eboni. 473 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,367 I'm looking forward to meeting her. 474 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,166 I'll let the other girls know you're bringing somebody. 475 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,633 All right. 476 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,233 Okay. I can't wait to have you. 477 00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:57,467 Bye. 478 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,700 Coming up... 479 00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:07,600 You've been hanging out with Harry Dubin. 480 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,300 You guys have been sucking face all over New York City. 481 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,667 Why does everyone start in my life 482 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,667 - and end up in your bed? - Oh, sh--. 483 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,400 No one's in my bed, baby. 484 00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,200 I don't know you. 485 00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,233 Hey, sis. 486 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:41,667 - Come on in. - How are you? 487 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:45,166 That pink Hermes bracelet looks fabulous. 488 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,467 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 489 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,533 - Okay. So it's been a day. - Mm-hmm. 490 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,667 I've been going since 9:15 491 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,166 and I have "REVOLT Black News." 492 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,166 I had "Holding Court" stuff. 493 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,633 So I need this drink. I've earned it. 494 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,400 - I don't know about you. - Okay. Yes. Mm-hmm. 495 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,767 So I'm gonna let you pick. 496 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,433 - You want rosé? - Yes. 497 00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:00,433 Okay. 498 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,567 I wear many hats professionally. 499 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,500 I am a lawyer by trade, 500 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,533 but I also work as a broadcaster. 501 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:08,567 I currently host a show called "REVOLT Black News." 502 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,266 And some positive news. 503 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,667 California Governor Gavin Newsom, 504 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:15,367 he's forming a task force to research reparations 505 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,500 for the descendants of American slaves. 506 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,266 I also just launched a podcast 507 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,300 called "Holding Court with Eboni K. Williams." 508 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,266 I think I'm the definition of a multi-hyphenate. 509 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,600 So anyways, you know, I love Harlem. 510 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,367 - You know I'm coming back. - To what? To visit me? 511 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,000 No, sis. I'm gonna buy actually. 512 00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:30,433 You--I remember you said you were looking like 513 00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:31,700 at some Brownstones or something. 514 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,400 Well, I was looking at Brownstones. 515 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,600 But that was a couple of years ago. 516 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,734 That was a couple of years ago. 517 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,367 And I told you what happened, child. 518 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,367 I tried-- I went to the bank. 519 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,700 Oh. 520 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:40,734 They had some news. 521 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,266 I thought I was balling, 522 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,567 and then I forgot to check that FICO bitch. 523 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,467 Hmm. 524 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,033 And then they were like, "No one's gonna give you a loan. 525 00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:49,533 - Like, no one." - Yeah. 526 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,000 "Like, not even your mama is gonna give you 527 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:52,600 a mortgage with this FICO." 528 00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:54,500 Because it was like when I made that choice, right? 529 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:57,033 You know, I was practicing. Everything was great. 530 00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:58,734 And then I wanted to do this broadcast sh--. 531 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,033 I always wanted to be an attorney, 532 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,567 so I started practicing law at 23. 533 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,400 Was at a big firm. Didn't like that. 534 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,700 Went to be a public defender. Loved it. 535 00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:07,567 But at some point in my legal career, 536 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,667 it became clear that there was another level. 537 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,233 I decided I needed a bigger-- 538 00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:12,367 a bigger microphone, a bigger stage, 539 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,767 more amplification. 540 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,600 And I wanted to make it happen, and I was like, 541 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:19,467 "I'm gonna bet on myself." and I basically put every dollar, 542 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,533 every cent I had into pursuing that. 543 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:25,400 A lot of things like bills fell through the wayside. 544 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,734 I made some decisions that in retrospect were prob-- 545 00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:30,467 they were irresponsible. 546 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,066 Girl, the repo man was... 547 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,367 - - Yeah. 548 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,033 "Ma'am, where is your 3 Series? 549 00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:37,266 Right now." 550 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,467 Honey, I was like dodging, 551 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,500 trying to park different places 552 00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,266 so they wouldn't find it. 553 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,633 They found that damn car. They repossessed it. 554 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,633 And so I will never make those choices again. 555 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,000 And that was all on your credit? 556 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:47,467 - And it was all on my credit. - Yeah. 557 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,767 So I took about a year and a half. 558 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,300 - You know, it's like-- - Yeah. 559 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,500 Poor, fair, good, excellent. 560 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:53,767 - Now, the bitch is excellent. - Oh. 561 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,266 - Excellent. - But I was doing my thing. 562 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,500 But now, it's like "bitch is on." 563 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,100 - Yeah. Okay. - Like, I'm on. 564 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,367 It worked out for me, but it almost didn't, 565 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,333 and so I will never take that for granted. 566 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:07,000 But I'm so glad I bet on myself. 567 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,100 And you know what? I always will 568 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,400 because I'm a sure thing. 569 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,333 So listen. I'm buying a one-bedroom. 570 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:13,700 Currently, we just closed contract. 571 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,600 - Oh, you did? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 572 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,467 - This thing is going fast. - Fast. And that's why I'm ready 573 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,400 to get the out of this apartment, to be honest. 574 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:20,500 Yep. And that's we'll do. 575 00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:21,734 - That's we'll--we'll do. - Yes. 576 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,033 So you're coming to help pack. 577 00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:25,500 - Mm-hmm. And take some stuff. - Not these. 578 00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:27,367 - - They're coming-- 579 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,433 - They're coming to Harlem. - These glasses are coming? 580 00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:30,633 These glasses are going to Harlem. 581 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:40,300 Here we go. 582 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,000 I'm going down to see the setup. 583 00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,633 Just--I really-- I don't like the runner. 584 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,467 But it's all set up. 585 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,433 I mean, the thing is we want something long. 586 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,133 - I just-- - You do? 587 00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,567 I have an affliction to runners. 588 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,767 I just--I grew up with a family 589 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,500 of people who had runners and plastic over the rug, 590 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,700 - plastic on the pouch. - This looks amazing. 591 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,467 This looks amazing. 592 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,633 Yeah, and I never take the tags off anything 593 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,066 in case I don't keep it. 594 00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:10,333 Hey, Lu. It's Ramona. How are you? 595 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,567 Yeah, me too. I kind of feel like 596 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,433 getting dressed up and I googled 597 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,533 that you can wear white all year round. 598 00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:27,400 I will text you when I'm getting into the car. 599 00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:31,000 I know. I love it. 600 00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:32,433 And lucky me. 601 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,700 - How are you feeling? - I'm so excited actually. 602 00:22:36,734 --> 00:22:38,166 You know what? This is gonna be so fun, you know. 603 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,734 I just hope they behave themselves. 604 00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:42,667 I feel--Like, do you think they've met anyone 605 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,066 like me before, like, in person? 606 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,000 - A Black person? - No. Like-- 607 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,533 Because actually, no, I don't think they have. 608 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,066 A Black person like me. 609 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,500 The Upper East Side, you know, 610 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:52,400 it's not really my stomping ground. 611 00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:55,066 But, child, whatever, you know, this serves everywhere. 612 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,000 Did they ask questions? Like, were they like, 613 00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:58,567 - what is she like? - Well, I only really talked 614 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,767 to Sonja about it. But she didn't ask too much. 615 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,600 - Okay. - Like, she was kind of, like, 616 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,200 - in her own world. Yeah. - To see and believe it. 617 00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:06,567 I'm not new to this way of life. 618 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,633 I've seen Lu, like, on the charity circuit 619 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:10,467 for years in New York. You know, I remember 620 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,100 going to see her at Joe Arends' house years ago 621 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,500 for a great charity event. 622 00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:16,100 So I totally could vibe with it. 623 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:17,533 I shouldn't even be talking about them generally. 624 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,200 It's just, like, more like Ramona. 625 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,467 Like, she's in a lot of messed-up stuff with me. 626 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,567 She also promised me that she's not gonna, like, 627 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,200 tell me, like, what to say and do anymore. 628 00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:28,467 When was the last time you saw Ramona actually? 629 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,000 - A couple months ago. - Okay. 630 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,033 - Yeah. - And it was like cool-ish? 631 00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:35,100 You know, it was-- it was not cool. 632 00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:37,100 I'm not on bipolar medication. 633 00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:38,667 - Well, how would I know that? - You know-- 634 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,633 You know it's gonna end up on the ----ing show, 635 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:42,100 and that's why you did it. 636 00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:44,567 Well, and then we kind of made peace. 637 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,100 Part of Leah reminds me of myself. 638 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:48,500 She beats to her own drummer, 639 00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:50,133 and I respect that so much. 640 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:54,066 Look, I mean, I am willing to move forward. 641 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,467 More important, though, I hope the food is very good. 642 00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,100 - I'm just kidding. - I think it will be. 643 00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:00,467 I don't miss no meals. 644 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,133 - Same. - No, girl. 645 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:05,467 It's a serious situation would be the food. 646 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,100 Coming up... 647 00:24:07,133 --> 00:24:09,500 Hi, Sonja. 648 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,767 I'll be right in, Leah. It's funky stone. 649 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,633 You have to get the dirt off the top 650 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,734 but not take the dirt from the cracks. 651 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,567 Is this for real right now? 652 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,266 - All right. - The infamous townhouse. 653 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,033 - Oh, my God. - My dress didn't open 654 00:24:32,066 --> 00:24:33,767 your hoo-ha. Girl, I got you, girl. 655 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,700 No hoo-ha moments. No Britney moments. 656 00:24:36,734 --> 00:24:38,667 I'm trying to cover the pond. 657 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,533 I just cleaned the pond. 658 00:24:40,567 --> 00:24:43,200 And I'm just trying to cover the stuff. 659 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,700 - Yeah. - The things that have probably 660 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,200 gone on in this place. 661 00:24:46,233 --> 00:24:47,633 - If these walls could talk? - And--yeah, 662 00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:49,066 if these walls could talk. 663 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:51,166 Oh, my gosh. 664 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,667 Here we are. 665 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,467 It looks like a normal really nice 666 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,233 Upper East Side townhouse. 667 00:24:57,266 --> 00:25:00,066 I mean, maybe if I, like, brought in a black light with me 668 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,333 and, like, put it up to the walls and the carpet, 669 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,700 I might not even wanna walk into the place, 670 00:25:04,734 --> 00:25:07,133 but, you know, I'm happy to be here. 671 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,600 I just cleaned this garden twice. Okay. 672 00:25:13,633 --> 00:25:16,000 Hi, Sonja. 673 00:25:16,033 --> 00:25:17,734 - Hi. - Hi. 674 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,500 I'll be right in, Leah. Let me just do the stone 675 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,200 because nobody knows how to do this. 676 00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:24,333 Do you need any help, Sonja? 677 00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:27,100 This is like a specialized thing I'm doing. 678 00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:28,533 It's funky stone. 679 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:30,066 You have to get the dirt off the top 680 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:31,667 but not take the dirt from the cracks. 681 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,667 Is this for real right now? 682 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,667 - Like, no, I'm, like, serious. - Yes. 683 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,200 This is for real? Okay. 684 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:40,667 One thing about me is I am on Sonja time. 685 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:44,300 I am never ready personally when the guests arrive, 686 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,166 but everything is ready for the guests, let's say. 687 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,100 - Okay. Hi. - Hi. 688 00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:51,333 - How are you? - How are you? 689 00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:52,600 You look gorg. 690 00:25:52,633 --> 00:25:54,166 Every morning I sit there and go, "Oh, don't worry. 691 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,700 I have the antibodies." Is that like the-- 692 00:25:55,734 --> 00:25:57,367 - That's the new thing. - I actually do have 693 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,200 - the antibodies. - She actually does. 694 00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:00,667 No, no, no. I really do. 695 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,233 Like, I got sick, so I got the antibodies. 696 00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:03,633 You're so tiny. I didn't realize. 697 00:26:03,667 --> 00:26:05,533 Oh, my gosh. Everybody looks great. 698 00:26:05,567 --> 00:26:08,233 I'm not sure about Ramona and any of that story. 699 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:09,633 Does she have the antibodies? 700 00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,633 Did she give the blood? Who knows? 701 00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:13,700 You also lied about donating your blood 702 00:26:13,734 --> 00:26:15,233 - which is disgusting. - You know what? Just stop. 703 00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:17,033 - Just stop. - Did you donate your blood? 704 00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:18,767 - Yes, I did. - Sonja, 705 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,033 - she didn't give the blood. - Okay. 706 00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:24,000 I was--I instinctively didn't believe that 707 00:26:24,033 --> 00:26:25,100 because I know she would've posted it. 708 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,600 She would've Instagrammed it. 709 00:26:26,633 --> 00:26:28,667 She Instagrams every little thing she does. 710 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,700 I got a new machine for coffee, and it's taking me 711 00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:32,600 a half an hour to figure out how to work it. 712 00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:36,333 I figured it out. I got my tea. 713 00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:39,266 We'd see the whole bag of blood that she donated 714 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,767 and her passing out 715 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,133 or whatever would ensue after doing it. 716 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,100 This is an enchanted garden. 717 00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:47,667 It really is. It's like you read about 718 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,633 - in the school books. - I'll just try to be PC. 719 00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,100 - But if you notice... - Yeah. 720 00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:52,667 ...my fish are every color. 721 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,066 I have black, white, yellow. 722 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,400 You know what? You look gorgeous. 723 00:26:55,433 --> 00:26:56,767 - Black and orange. - I see black. Yeah, 724 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,333 biracial fish. Yeah. 725 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,400 Body positivity. You have larger fish. 726 00:27:00,433 --> 00:27:01,700 Yep. The skinny ones, little ones. 727 00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,333 - Skinny ones. - Everything. 728 00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:05,233 You better be the queen of fish diversity, bitch. 729 00:27:05,266 --> 00:27:07,166 - This is... - 730 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,700 I feel Sonja's trying to connect 731 00:27:08,734 --> 00:27:11,300 on the racial diversity element of the moment, 732 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:14,700 but I think the fish effort is a--is a bit lame. 733 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,700 I give her two points for trying. 734 00:27:16,734 --> 00:27:18,333 So something just hit me. 735 00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:19,767 I'm like the Debbie Downer right now 'cause... 736 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,200 - No. - ...I like to keep it simple 737 00:27:21,233 --> 00:27:22,767 and, you know, this is an asset. 738 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,233 You're not Debbie Downer. 739 00:27:24,266 --> 00:27:26,200 No, it is--it is-- Like, this is an asset, 740 00:27:26,233 --> 00:27:27,300 but, you know, the money comes in, 741 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,166 the money goes out 742 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,000 - to support a house like this. - Sure. 743 00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:34,400 And I just had a big deal go south. 744 00:27:34,433 --> 00:27:37,166 I just can't seem to catch a break. 745 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,433 Are you talking about Century 21? 746 00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:40,700 - Yeah. - And Leah was there for me. 747 00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:43,200 Finally I get this Century 21 situation, 748 00:27:43,233 --> 00:27:45,700 where I found a purpose and having my clothes 749 00:27:45,734 --> 00:27:47,700 in a wonderful retail operation. 750 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:51,133 Century 21 is very, very proud 751 00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:54,300 to do this collaboration with Sonja Morgan. 752 00:27:58,333 --> 00:27:59,767 Boom. Done. 753 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,667 I feel like the rug has been pulled out 754 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,066 from under me again. 755 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,433 I'm doing well online, 756 00:28:04,467 --> 00:28:07,066 but we had big losses up front from the sewing machines 757 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:11,133 and these fabulous luxury fabrics and all that up front. 758 00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:13,000 - Immediately-- - Are you 50/50 partners? 759 00:28:13,033 --> 00:28:14,667 I'm 54%, and it's my name, my brand. 760 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,367 Oh, so you control-- you control this partnership. 761 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,333 But if you're not making money, I'm not making money. 762 00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:20,000 - That's the problem. - Are you looking 763 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,467 - at your own books, Sonja? - Yeah, I was gonna say, 764 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,367 - do you trust him? - Oh, I went to see the books. 765 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,133 These are the bottom lines. 766 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,433 Yeah. Right. 767 00:28:26,467 --> 00:28:28,033 Then we started-- this is when you told me 768 00:28:28,066 --> 00:28:29,266 we started to see a little something. 769 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,100 - Oh, that was again a loss? - Yes. 770 00:28:31,133 --> 00:28:33,066 That's from the fashion show. I got the tax funds, 771 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,467 but I didn't get the books. 772 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,133 You need the books. You need to see the books. 773 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:37,700 If you're 54% partnership, 774 00:28:37,734 --> 00:28:40,233 technically, you're controlling partnership status 775 00:28:40,266 --> 00:28:41,300 and you need to see your books. 776 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:42,767 Ooh, I'm seeing the lawyer coming out 777 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,233 - of that cleavage right there. - I'm sorry. I mean, 778 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,066 not to get all badass, but, you know... 779 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,433 - Get all badass. - You gotta be a boss. 780 00:28:47,467 --> 00:28:50,033 Free legal advice? You're talking to somebody 781 00:28:50,066 --> 00:28:51,500 that just had 35 lawyers. 782 00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:53,367 I could always use one in the squad. 783 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,000 Wait. What kind of lawyer are you? 784 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:56,467 - Every kind. - That's like you-- 785 00:28:57,467 --> 00:28:59,300 Now that we have a lawyer in the group, 786 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,300 maybe we could find a plastic surgeon. 787 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,767 So do you feel you want, uh, children someday 788 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,433 - or you don't know or-- - Someday, bitch. 789 00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:07,700 I'm old. But babies, yes. 790 00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:09,400 You do? See, I never knew. 791 00:29:09,433 --> 00:29:11,066 I was a total selfish bitch. 792 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:13,333 I was on the Oprah track. I'm gonna be boss of the universe. 793 00:29:13,367 --> 00:29:14,633 Yeah. Yeah. 794 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:16,400 And I don't have time for no baby slowing me down. 795 00:29:16,433 --> 00:29:18,066 - Mm-hmm. - And actually no man either. 796 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:19,233 - Right. - But--Right? 797 00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:21,400 No, I'm very serious. So that was my plan. 798 00:29:21,433 --> 00:29:23,400 I met my now ex-fiance. 799 00:29:23,433 --> 00:29:26,166 He had three children when we dated. 800 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,333 It was basically like I realized first of all 801 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,133 there is nothing-- I'm not telling y'all 802 00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:31,767 anything you don't know-- There is nothing like that 803 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,200 - parental-child relationship. - Mm-hmm. 804 00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:35,467 It's just a different kind of love. 805 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:38,500 I do know that to build this legacy 806 00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:41,533 and this beautiful family, that is going to cost something. 807 00:29:41,567 --> 00:29:43,400 Right? That's going to mean 808 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:46,066 maybe slowing down a little bit of my goals 809 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,100 and ambitions to dominate the world. 810 00:29:48,133 --> 00:29:50,133 You have an ex-fiancé now? 811 00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:51,734 I was with him for three and a half years, Sonja. 812 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:53,166 He's been there, done that. 813 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,000 His kids are almost at the-- 814 00:29:55,033 --> 00:29:57,300 Two of them are in college. One's 13. 815 00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,166 Just--We didn't want the same things out of life. 816 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,400 - Yeah. - Literally, 817 00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:04,066 January of this year I was planning a wedding, 818 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,767 but COVID made us tell the truth. 819 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,533 You know, he didn't wanna have another baby. 820 00:30:07,567 --> 00:30:09,300 He said he did 'cause he wanted me. 821 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:10,667 He didn't really wanna be a dad again. 822 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:13,166 - You know, his kids are-- - Four. Number four is a lot. 823 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,033 - Number four and starting over. - A guy starts sweating bullets 824 00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:16,500 about my ex when we were married. 825 00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:18,166 - 'Cause he had grown children. - I was pregnant 826 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,400 with a second kid, and he was already, what, 827 00:30:19,433 --> 00:30:20,500 - in his 70s. - Right. 828 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:22,100 And he already had two boys, 829 00:30:22,133 --> 00:30:24,033 and he was, like, excited, 830 00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:25,767 but he was really sweating it. 831 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,400 He was like how-- You know, I don't care 832 00:30:27,433 --> 00:30:29,200 - how much money you have. - Yeah. 833 00:30:29,233 --> 00:30:30,533 If you're gonna have to start spending more money 834 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,233 - for another 25 years... - Yeah. 835 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:33,266 ...that's a lot of money. 836 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,100 Coming up... 837 00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:37,400 We missed you all summer. 838 00:30:37,433 --> 00:30:39,300 You didn't visit me or Lu this summer. 839 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,467 - What the heck happened to you? - No, you did not. 840 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,300 - We were talking. - She's a new friend. 841 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,500 We're your oldest friends in the world. 842 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:52,533 - Right here, Ramona. - 843 00:30:54,266 --> 00:30:56,367 I was following the handsome guy down there. 844 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,100 - Like, which was down there. - Of course you were. 845 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,433 - Ooh, food. Yummy. - Oh, wow. It looks good. 846 00:31:03,467 --> 00:31:04,600 Hi. 847 00:31:04,633 --> 00:31:06,367 Hey, girls. 848 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,133 Did you take the caviar, Ramona? 849 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,500 How did you know? She knows me so well. 850 00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:11,367 - Hey, how are you? - Hi. You're so pretty. 851 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,400 - I love your hair. - Thank you. So do you. 852 00:31:13,433 --> 00:31:16,300 Wow, Ramona. You look beautiful, Ramona. 853 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,266 You're elegant. I wore heels though. 854 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:21,233 How's my favorite, Leah? How you doing? 855 00:31:21,266 --> 00:31:23,100 Hi, gorgeous. You look incredible. 856 00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:25,433 Thank you. So do you. Oh, we went with the pink, huh? 857 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,066 Well, you encouraged me. 858 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,533 So which color do you like the best? 859 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,433 No? 860 00:31:31,467 --> 00:31:33,166 After you explained everything, I said, 861 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,533 "Let me--let me channel my inner Lu." 862 00:31:34,567 --> 00:31:36,100 You look great. Thank you. 863 00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:37,433 I don't know Eboni well. 864 00:31:37,467 --> 00:31:39,400 I just know her socially and in passing, 865 00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:42,266 but I've always liked her and thought she was beautiful. 866 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,200 Hi, Ramona. Eboni. 867 00:31:44,233 --> 00:31:46,200 Hi, Eboni. I heard such wonderful things about you. 868 00:31:46,233 --> 00:31:48,500 She has that, what we say in French, 869 00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:49,567 je ne sais quoi. 870 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,633 Lu, Lu. Who's new on the scene? 871 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:54,600 I have, you know, my trainer friend in the Hamptons. 872 00:31:54,633 --> 00:31:56,266 Oh, yeah. I met him. 873 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:57,533 - He's cool. - He's so cool. 874 00:31:57,567 --> 00:32:00,500 - Yeah, he's cool. - He's gorgeous. He's stunning. 875 00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:02,533 And he's just a healthy guy, you know. He's-- 876 00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:05,367 - He's like a big--yeah. - He's six-six. 877 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,700 - You always go for the locals. - Six-six? 878 00:32:06,734 --> 00:32:09,200 Yeah, he's South African, and he used to be-- 879 00:32:09,233 --> 00:32:10,633 He used to play rugby for England. 880 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,433 - Oh, wow. - So crazy. 881 00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,133 - So you guys are like-- - So we just see each other. 882 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,066 We're friends and, you know, sometimes... 883 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,400 - A little more. - ...play kissy-kissy, 884 00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:18,667 - you know. - Nothing wrong with that. 885 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:20,233 Sometimes they have a little cardio. 886 00:32:20,266 --> 00:32:21,567 Kissy-kissy. 887 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,300 You know, I put in the universe basically 888 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:29,133 that I want tall, blond, and blue eyes, 889 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,433 and, um, poof, he appeared. 890 00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:35,567 On a dating app no less. I mean, I manifest these things. 891 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,333 So you got a new boyfriend Leah was telling me. 892 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,533 - Oh, yeah, honey. - Boy, do you rebound fast. 893 00:32:39,567 --> 00:32:41,300 Wait a sec. How do you find a boyfriend 894 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:42,633 during COVID? I need some lessons. 895 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,667 So he was my friend. I had friendzoned him 896 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,233 - for a year. I met him-- - But you don't get 897 00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:47,600 enough action. Stop. 898 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,667 She doesn't even remember her boyfriend's name. 899 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,533 Let's go to yours. 900 00:32:51,567 --> 00:32:53,433 'Cause they're not boyfriends. They're not boyfriends. 901 00:32:53,467 --> 00:32:55,200 - What are they? - Just friends. 902 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:57,233 Friends with benefits or they're just friends? 903 00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,533 No. You do that. I don't do that. 904 00:32:58,567 --> 00:33:00,233 You've been hanging out with Harry Dubin. 905 00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:02,200 - I've been seeing, uh-- - Oh, Lord. 906 00:33:02,233 --> 00:33:03,734 you guys have been sucking face all over New York City. 907 00:33:03,767 --> 00:33:05,467 Yeah. Gross. 908 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,300 Well, sometimes, you know, he gets a little frisky, 909 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:10,433 - you know-- - Oh, don't blame it all on him. 910 00:33:10,467 --> 00:33:12,166 Seriously, Leah? 911 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,600 You're getting that desperate to pick on me? 912 00:33:13,633 --> 00:33:16,133 You have to throw out Harry? You're such a lose. 913 00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:18,367 - We're just friends. - Not according to Sonja. 914 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,233 I mean, don't ask me. I got married after two weeks 915 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:22,166 - to my first husband. - She just likes to be funny. 916 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,300 And she lies. Perfect. 917 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:25,633 Take the average. 918 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,633 Ramona has to stop denying. 919 00:33:27,667 --> 00:33:29,700 Where there's smoke, there's fire, 920 00:33:29,734 --> 00:33:32,400 and where there's sucking face, as they say, 921 00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:34,500 there is hiding the salami. 922 00:33:34,533 --> 00:33:36,233 You're wrong. You don't even know me. 923 00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:37,600 Okay. Tell her when you have sex. 924 00:33:37,633 --> 00:33:39,200 She says you don't know her. 925 00:33:39,233 --> 00:33:40,300 Why does everyone start in my life 926 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:41,633 and end up in your bed? 927 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,567 - I mean, - No one's in my bed, baby. 928 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,300 Y'all got some different kind of friendships 929 00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:46,700 than I'm used to. 930 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:48,633 Wait a second. How did it jump to your dating? 931 00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:50,600 - We wanna hear the other side. - Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. 932 00:33:50,633 --> 00:33:52,567 - I apologize. - Let's get back to this. 933 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,233 All right. So this is a lovely gentleman 934 00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:56,633 who was a friend for a year. 935 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,500 Wow. Love when that happens. 936 00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:01,533 And he just was talking about social justice 937 00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:03,600 and the kneeling in the NFL, 938 00:34:03,633 --> 00:34:05,667 which, you know, I'm, like, a big sports fan. 939 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,633 He's involved in sports, right? 940 00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:09,633 Yeah, he's a minority owner of a football team. 941 00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:11,533 Well, he can maybe introduce me to some football players. 942 00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:14,400 - So I met him--No, Leah. - I know. 943 00:34:14,433 --> 00:34:16,367 You should be dating the guy that owns the team. 944 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,767 - But the ones that-- - No, yes, yeah. 945 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,367 I'm working on Leah. You gotta get away 946 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,467 from the talent, Leah, into the bosses. 947 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:22,567 Hey, whatever makes her happy. She's young. 948 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,200 She has her whole life ahead of her. 949 00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:26,266 But that doesn't make her happy, Ramona. That's the problem. 950 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,667 - Anyway, um-- - Yeah, you're right. 951 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,400 She needs to be happier and less hater. 952 00:34:30,433 --> 00:34:32,166 Set your goals here, baby. 953 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,700 So with the new guy who's wonderful. 954 00:34:34,734 --> 00:34:36,633 - So adoring. - How many months? 955 00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:39,300 It's like a couple-- Two months. Two months in. 956 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,200 Wait, wait, wait. Does the new guy have kids? 957 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:42,700 Yeah, but they're grown. They're--they're almost 30. 958 00:34:42,734 --> 00:34:44,333 - Okay. - They're all almost 30. 959 00:34:44,367 --> 00:34:46,033 - How many are all? - Three. 960 00:34:46,066 --> 00:34:48,200 - Another three with this one? - Yeah, 961 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:50,567 - but they're 29, 27, and 26. - They're adults. 962 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,266 They're adults. They have kids of their own. 963 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:53,734 You are getting fully loaded guys. 964 00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:55,567 I mean, their dad's just loaded. 965 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,467 - They are loaded with sperm. - Oh, with a lot of life 966 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,467 - and-- - 967 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,567 So you'll get pregnant right away with this guy. 968 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,700 You're gonna get pregnant right away with this guy. 969 00:35:04,734 --> 00:35:06,567 I hope so. You never know, though. 970 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,367 - Are you on birth control? - Yes. 971 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,433 Um, maybe you should go off if you really wanna-- 972 00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:11,700 No, I don't wanna trap him. 973 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,300 No, we don't wanna trap him. 974 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,433 But if you're, you know-- 975 00:35:14,467 --> 00:35:15,667 Are you sure, Sonja? 976 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:18,000 Look at Ramona. 977 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,400 Can we get up and move around? Let's go in. 978 00:35:20,433 --> 00:35:22,633 Yeah, let's go. How good are the pancakes? 979 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:24,467 - They're caramel. - Let's stay a second. 980 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,467 I wanna talk to you about something. 981 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,000 So what's up? 982 00:35:27,033 --> 00:35:29,600 No, I just wondered because, you know, 983 00:35:29,633 --> 00:35:31,600 I haven't been drinking. 984 00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:33,233 - So it's just-- - How long? 985 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:36,000 Well, during COVID, 986 00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:38,033 I was kind of going back and forth. 987 00:35:38,066 --> 00:35:39,433 You know, 'cause you know how it goes. 988 00:35:39,467 --> 00:35:40,734 - I can do this. - Right. 989 00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:42,600 I can control this part of my life. 990 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:44,667 But I'm realizing now I just really can't. 991 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:45,734 - Yeah. - I really can't. 992 00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:47,533 It's a scary thing, you know, 993 00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:49,333 and I'm struggling with it, and I just wanted to know 994 00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:50,734 where your head's at because I feel like 995 00:35:50,767 --> 00:35:52,600 if you're a wingman for me 'cause I know 996 00:35:52,633 --> 00:35:54,600 you told me that you're not drinking right now. 997 00:35:54,633 --> 00:35:56,567 - Yeah, I haven't had anything. - So and I'm not expecting you 998 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,400 to say, "Oh, sign up as my sponsor and not drink." 999 00:35:58,433 --> 00:36:00,066 Oh, my God, obviously. 1000 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,533 I haven't drank since March 31st. 1001 00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,033 - Boom. - Yeah, and like, you know, 1002 00:36:04,066 --> 00:36:06,367 I'm just, uh, I have a reference point 1003 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,734 because I didn't drink for so many years. 1004 00:36:07,767 --> 00:36:09,500 That I think it was, like, a little bit, like-- 1005 00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:11,567 It wasn't, like, me stopping for the first time 1006 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,300 all over again. You know what I mean? It was like-- 1007 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:14,400 You didn't drink for nine years. 1008 00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:16,300 Right, exactly. So I went back 1009 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,066 kind of easily got back into the swing of things. 1010 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:19,533 Like, okay, and it just, like, so much easier. 1011 00:36:19,567 --> 00:36:21,633 Like, I'm just so much more, like, 1012 00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:23,300 this is how it's supposed to be for me. 1013 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:24,700 - Do you know what I mean? - It's great, 1014 00:36:24,734 --> 00:36:26,033 because, you know, it's really hard 1015 00:36:26,066 --> 00:36:27,533 and very nerve-racking 1016 00:36:27,567 --> 00:36:29,433 to be around everybody, and, you know, 1017 00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:31,367 especially how this group gets. You know what I'm saying? 1018 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,367 - Yeah, I know. - They're crazy. 1019 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,333 Aah! 1020 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:36,567 It's horrible! 1021 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,367 You couldn't hold it until we got out? 1022 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,300 Leah, Leah, Leah. 1023 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:44,667 Whoo! Cameras down. We're done. 1024 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,433 I can be around it. I just feel like 1025 00:36:46,467 --> 00:36:48,667 it would be good for me to know that I have... 1026 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:50,133 - Yeah. - ...a wingman. 1027 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,633 - I'm here. - You know what I mean? 1028 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,300 - Absolutely. - There's nobody that likes 1029 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,767 - to party more than me. - Come on inside. 1030 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,500 We have cheese and dessert. 1031 00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:58,133 Will it be a challenge to be around the girls 1032 00:36:58,166 --> 00:36:59,567 and not drink? Sure. 1033 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:00,633 It's gonna be different than quarantining, 1034 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:02,100 but I'm ready. 1035 00:37:02,133 --> 00:37:03,633 - All right. Oh, God. - Oh, my God. 1036 00:37:03,667 --> 00:37:05,400 - Oh, the desserts. - Oh, I love this right here. 1037 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,000 - Oh, that's a mille-feuille. - I love this. 1038 00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:08,734 I can't take credit for any of these graces. 1039 00:37:08,767 --> 00:37:10,433 The food, it's just beautiful. 1040 00:37:10,467 --> 00:37:12,433 Well, you paid for it, so you can take some-- 1041 00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:14,100 take some credit. 1042 00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:16,567 Sonja, you never fail of being a gracious hostess. 1043 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,700 - Thank you. - Always. 1044 00:37:17,734 --> 00:37:19,400 Yeah, we missed you all summer. 1045 00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:21,100 You didn't visit me or Lu this summer. 1046 00:37:21,133 --> 00:37:22,333 - What the heck happened to you? - No, you did not. 1047 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:23,567 You were MIA, girl. 1048 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,033 - You're talking about-- - We talked a little. 1049 00:37:25,066 --> 00:37:26,567 - We were talking. - She's a new friend. 1050 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,767 We're your oldest friends in the world. 1051 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,633 Are you talking about October, November, 1052 00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,100 - December? - Uh, we're talking about, uh-- 1053 00:37:31,133 --> 00:37:33,667 January, February, March, April, May, 1054 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:36,400 - June, July, August. - That's when I was-- 1055 00:37:36,433 --> 00:37:38,400 I was alone. I was in the desert, 1056 00:37:38,433 --> 00:37:40,567 just walking around alone, like alone every day, 1057 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,000 alone in my little room. 1058 00:37:42,033 --> 00:37:43,734 No, it's not about that. It's about-- 1059 00:37:43,767 --> 00:37:46,533 We're your besties, and we haven't heard from you. 1060 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,000 Coming up... 1061 00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:51,767 You know what? I felt an immediate bond with you, 1062 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,533 and I don't really feel that from many people. 1063 00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:56,166 - Just easy. It felt very easy. - Yeah. 1064 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,467 You said that to me when I first met you, too. 1065 00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,500 Ooh. 1066 00:38:05,133 --> 00:38:05,467 It's not about that. 1067 00:38:06,734 --> 00:38:08,567 We're your besties, and we haven't heard from you. 1068 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,734 No, and Lu would say, "Have you heard from Sonja?" 1069 00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:12,400 I go, "No. Have you heard from Sonja?" 1070 00:38:12,433 --> 00:38:14,166 She goes "No." Then I go, "What's going on?" 1071 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,166 Because we at least usually one of us hear from you and-- 1072 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,433 Century 21 just really-- 1073 00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:21,233 It shocked me. You know, I just, like-- 1074 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:24,100 What rug is gonna be pulled out next, you know. 1075 00:38:24,133 --> 00:38:26,166 Yeah, but we hadn't heard from you in six months 1076 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,734 previous to that. Eight months. 1077 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:29,467 You don't know really what's going on. 1078 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,166 But I don't like to bother you guys. 1079 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,000 I don't like to bother you guys. 1080 00:38:33,033 --> 00:38:35,467 Right now Sonja is not in a good position. 1081 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,166 Century 21. We had a business. 1082 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,066 The townhouse, we thought that was gone. 1083 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:42,166 This is gonna weigh very heavy on her psychologically, 1084 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,767 and I do not want her to spiral downward because of it. 1085 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,667 - I don't like-- - Let's have a getaway. 1086 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,166 Let's go--let's go-- Why don't you come out 1087 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,233 to the Hamptons as you have not graced us 1088 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:52,734 with your company for I don't know how long. 1089 00:38:52,767 --> 00:38:54,533 We should all, like, go to the Hamptons. 1090 00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:55,633 I'd love to get out of the city. 1091 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,233 And, Eboni, you come, too. 1092 00:38:57,266 --> 00:38:59,133 I'm flattered that you guys would include me. 1093 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,767 Well, you know what I felt that immediate bond with you, 1094 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,533 and I don't really feel that with many people 1095 00:39:02,567 --> 00:39:04,233 and just somehow it's like-- it's like, 1096 00:39:04,266 --> 00:39:06,100 - you've been here forever. - Easy. It felt very easy. 1097 00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:08,000 - Yeah, yeah, natural. - Yeah. Very natural. 1098 00:39:08,033 --> 00:39:10,133 You said that to me when I first met you, too. 1099 00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:11,166 Ooh. 1100 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,133 - Well, I agree. - Thank you. 1101 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:17,467 I've already felt the Singer stinger last year, 1102 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:20,633 and I am gonna do my damn best 1103 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:22,600 to make sure that Eboni doesn't have to go through 1104 00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:24,066 - what I went through. - So are we gonna 1105 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,500 - all stay together? - Yeah. 1106 00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:27,100 You have to come to my house also. 1107 00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:28,200 You haven't seen my house out there. 1108 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:29,700 I have a beautiful house-- 1109 00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:31,233 It's in Sag Harbor. I know it's beautiful. 1110 00:39:31,266 --> 00:39:33,000 Well, Sag Harbor is my favorite 1111 00:39:33,033 --> 00:39:34,700 in the whole Hamptons. You know this. 1112 00:39:34,734 --> 00:39:36,700 - So you know Sag Harbor. - Well, it's a very spiritual 1113 00:39:36,734 --> 00:39:38,734 connection for me because, um, 1114 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:41,033 Sag Harbor was really the first community 1115 00:39:41,066 --> 00:39:43,633 on Long Island and of the big major resort towns 1116 00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:46,500 that allowed Black people to own property, 1117 00:39:46,533 --> 00:39:48,066 waterfront property, 1118 00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,700 - during that era. - What year was that? 1119 00:39:49,734 --> 00:39:51,567 This was like the 1940s. 1120 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,633 But the fact that Black people could own waterfront property 1121 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:58,066 not hardly a generation or so after slavery, it's remarkable. 1122 00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,700 So Sag Harbor's very special to me. 1123 00:39:59,734 --> 00:40:01,533 - I never heard that before. - Yeah. 1124 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,533 - I never heard that either. - Yeah. 1125 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:07,500 This is where I've been for the last nine months during COVID. 1126 00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:09,700 - Right. - Ramona's been in Florida 1127 00:40:09,734 --> 00:40:11,100 - and, you know, there. - Yeah. 1128 00:40:11,133 --> 00:40:14,233 But anyway, you know, typically, we do like 1129 00:40:14,266 --> 00:40:16,500 - a trip to the Hamptons, so... - Yeah. 1130 00:40:16,533 --> 00:40:18,700 You know, this is kind of, like, our girls bonding moment, 1131 00:40:18,734 --> 00:40:21,200 which sometimes works out and sometimes it doesn't. 1132 00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:23,200 - - People. Stop. 1133 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:25,533 - Stop it. Stop it. - Shut the up. 1134 00:40:25,567 --> 00:40:27,333 What's wrong with you? 1135 00:40:27,367 --> 00:40:29,300 - Yes, I'm excited. - Really, 1136 00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:31,667 seriously I've heard nice things about you, 1137 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,233 but you're actually nicer than they said. 1138 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,700 - I never said that. - You got it all wrong. 1139 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,567 Then you need to clean your ears out and listen. 1140 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,066 Leah, I don't know. That pink kind of clashes 1141 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,667 with the red and black, but okay. 1142 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:42,266 What am I supposed to wear? A black bag with it? 1143 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,700 - That's too obvious. - Can you wait 1144 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,166 till she leaves to talk sh--? 1145 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,667 - Okay. - You're not gonna treat me 1146 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:49,200 like I'm in the ----ing wrong. 1147 00:40:49,233 --> 00:40:51,734 I don't need to hear it. I don't need to hear it. 1148 00:40:51,767 --> 00:40:53,300 I'm not talking sh--. I love the bag. 1149 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:55,300 I love you. I love your outfit. 1150 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:56,633 I'm just-- I'm not sure I love it. 1151 00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:58,133 Oh, my God. 1152 00:40:58,166 --> 00:40:59,700 - Welcome to the club. - I know. Right? 1153 00:40:59,734 --> 00:41:01,734 What happened to talking behind people's back? 1154 00:41:01,767 --> 00:41:03,700 No, it's a new day, honey, just in their face. 1155 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,233 Three, two, one! 1156 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:12,767 This season on "The Real Housewives of New York City"... 1157 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,033 Go, Leah! Go, Leah! 1158 00:41:15,066 --> 00:41:17,567 She's getting more action than a toilet seat. 1159 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,066 You can tell this is the type of walker when I get older. 1160 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,300 Whoo! 1161 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:23,700 - We look so hot. - We actually look really hot. 1162 00:41:23,734 --> 00:41:25,066 Welcome to Harlem. 1163 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:26,200 I like Eboni a lot. 1164 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,033 - - Ahh! 1165 00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:29,300 Ooh, you could twerk. 1166 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:31,233 I'm not Toni Morrison in this bitch. 1167 00:41:31,266 --> 00:41:33,266 I can't be teaching y'all everything. 1168 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,767 - Dianna. - No, I'm Michelle. 1169 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,166 I get my help wrong. 1170 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,133 She says she get her help wrong? 1171 00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:40,734 The "help" comment was a little triggering for me. 1172 00:41:40,767 --> 00:41:42,200 Here's to hospitality assistance. 1173 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:43,300 I have more education, frankly, 1174 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,667 than anybody at this table. 1175 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,266 Don't come into my house and tell me 1176 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,567 I don't have an education. 1177 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,000 I can leave your house, Lu. 1178 00:41:49,033 --> 00:41:50,266 Oh, my God. My ears are hurting. 1179 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,033 - Meet Garth. - No wonder Luann's 1180 00:41:52,066 --> 00:41:53,767 so ----ing happy. 1181 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,266 Garth, Garth, Garth. 1182 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:57,567 - It's always Garth. - Hey, Garth. 1183 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,133 Oh, Jesus. He picks up on the first ring. 1184 00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:03,767 - All right. Here we are. - Welcome to Salem, bitches. 1185 00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:11,200 As as 2020 is, it's better than ----ing 1692. 1186 00:42:13,767 --> 00:42:15,600 It's not JP Morgan! 1187 00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:17,667 Stop the drinking. Get real. 1188 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,300 I can't be around this. 1189 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:20,266 Stop! Stop! 1190 00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:23,133 - You're taking it too far. - Don't you tell me! 1191 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,700 Don't overstep your boundaries. 1192 00:42:25,734 --> 00:42:28,000 I will step wherever the I want to. 1193 00:42:28,033 --> 00:42:29,767 - You're preaching. - That's gaslighting. 1194 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,333 - You're gaslighting me. - Why do you have to be 1195 00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:33,100 in everyone's business like a Karen? 1196 00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,233 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1197 00:42:34,266 --> 00:42:35,734 - Not really. - He was my guy. 1198 00:42:35,767 --> 00:42:37,400 - He was never your guy. - Yes, he was. 1199 00:42:37,433 --> 00:42:39,033 I know a couple of my other guys have been with you. 1200 00:42:39,066 --> 00:42:40,300 If you don't wanna be here and listen, 1201 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,333 get the out. 1202 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:44,166 What happened to class, elegance? 1203 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,200 His dick is bigger than his balls. 1204 00:42:46,233 --> 00:42:48,300 That's honestly what we really need. 1205 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,300 Okay, here we go, Leah. Here we go. 1206 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:52,166 Damn, girl! 1207 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,433 Yes! Yes! 1208 00:42:54,467 --> 00:42:57,233 Elegance and class-- where did it all go? 1209 00:42:57,266 --> 00:42:58,700 In with the love. 1210 00:43:00,266 --> 00:43:02,100 You're a ----ing ho. You're a ho. 1211 00:43:02,133 --> 00:43:03,333 You're a ho. You're a ho. 1212 00:43:03,367 --> 00:43:05,166 Biggest hos ever. 1213 00:43:08,467 --> 00:43:10,100 Wow.