**
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
**
-I don't need this today.
-Rewind the -- tape. She said that.
-She's a 6 foot -- toddler.
-Bitch.
-You need to stand up for what's...right.
-I feel like you and I have kind of been in the middle of this.
-Honestly, not cool. Not cool.
-What's not cool, Erin?
-I don't even know how they're going to be
in the same room together today.
-It was -- up. -I know.
-What the -- is happening?
-What just went down was insane.
That was shocking. -It was shocking.
-I don't know how this gets repaired.
-Can we just put it in a hair tie?
-We're rolling, guys.
Action!
**
-Why date their dad, when you can just be mother?
-In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is never shaken
or stirred. -Just like a painting,
you'll need a couple of looks to figure me.
-I may be hungry, but at least I'm not thirsty.
-I'm not "up and coming", I am already there.
-Love looks good on me, but darling, what doesn't?
-Not everyone can be Jenna -- Lyons,
but they can try.
**
-You're here. Come on up.
Should I stand like this and wait for 'em?
At this point, I'll do anything to get a delivery.
Hi.
So the piece that you have downstairs is smaller than this.
And this got up the stairs. I promise it's going to work.
Look, if it's because you don't want to come up
five flights of stairs then tell me that.
The dimensions.
It took 15 minutes to get that one up.
Three hours of work? I have a new apartment.
I left the West Village, and I migrated north to Gramercy Park.
I needed a bigger space because I'm expanding my family.
Sugar, Come here. I've had a baby.
[ Chuckles ] It's a puppy!
They're just gonna get in the truck and leave.
Moving in New York City is actual hell.
Another delivery? Okay. Where do you want me to sign?
This is the marriage license?
Mister, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Okay. What's the verdict?
It's just a bunch of moving men sweating
and hating you and judging all your --.
This is so New York. Thongs, thongs, thongs.
[ Laughs ] 16 boxes of thongs.
Come on up.
Who's that? Who's here?
**
-Hello. -[ Gasps ] Hello.
-Hey, Sugar. -Hi.
-Hi. This is who I came to see. -I know. Hi.
My brother Daris lives in Seoul, South Korea,
but he's gonna stay for about a month.
-You look great. -Thanks.
-The place looks great.
-Yeah? I moved in three weeks ago.
Daris is visiting because I need help.
It's really hard being a hot, single dog mom.
-What do we have, uh, planned? Are we doing anything?
-I want to get everyone together because I've been gone so much.
Just, like, let's go to a cool bar
and invite your partner, your boyfriend,
your girlfriend, your dog trainer, whoever.
The last time that my brother was in town,
we went out with the girls to dinner
and we had such an amazing time.
So there's part of me that wants to recreate that.
-Is everything cool, like...? -I'm cool with everybody.
And also, I'm on a secret covert operation
to get my brother to move back to New York City.
I literally hid his passport last time. [ Laughs ]
Is that illegal? So you like the digs?
-Yeah, I love it. -I know you're my brother,
so you don't want to hear this, but my design inspiration
for the living room was balls in your face.
-That's interesting. -Look. Ball. Ball.
Ball. Ball.
-You went for it. Really. -I really did.
**
-This is our wonderful subway station.
**
-I mean, I definitely don't look like I belong here.
You made me, like, dress like this.
You said we were going somewhere nice.
-[ Kai wailing ] -Yeah, that's -- that's
that's Kai's snot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. I got snot on my shirt.
Have some lunch, 'cause momma, dada are going to go out, okay?
-We're going to Chinatown. This is a really good spot.
-Do I dress up? -Yeah, of course you dress up.
I didn't make you dress like anything.
-Oh, my God, the subway.
So I'm not familiar with the...with the MT--
Is it called the MTA?
-It's nice.
Look at that. Comfortable...
-Hi.
Before today, I think I've taken the subway
a grand total of two times.
People are looking at me weird.
[ Laughs ] Oh, gosh. The last month, $990.
That's a lot of money.
I don't know if Pavit, like, knew that.
-[ Laughs ] We still can. You know that, right?
-I got my "Diores", my "Prados".
-This is the spot right here. Carol's bun.
-You said it was a nice place. -This is...This is it.
-Carol's buns? -Carol's buns.
Look at it. -Stop it, Pavit.
-Yeah, this is... this is the spot.
[ Laughs ] Can you just kind of get the video of me
walking into the restaurant? -Okay. Oh, my God.
Pavit has always been obsessed with food,
but this whole Vietnam fiasco has really inspired him
to become a food influencer.
Weird. -Do you stay overnight?
-I'll stay overnight. Have a sandwich, come back.
Landing in Vietnam, I'm going to eat as much as I can.
NYC just can't touch this. It is so good.
-What does your husband do? Oh, he's a food influencer.
-- I married a banker.
How the hell am I married to a food influencer all of a sudden?
-Can I get a combination with noodles and rice?
-This was on your list? -Yeah.
-The way he looks at a piece of fried chicken,
I don't think he's ever looked at me like that.
I have thighs, I have breasts.
I could be coated in flour and batter if he wants me to.
Do you have any tables? -No, this is nice.
It's nice. -This is the only table, right?
-Look at the sights.
[ Bird wings flapping ]
Oh, look at that. -Do you have chopsticks?
-Yeah. Hong Kong style pan fried noodle.
-Oh, great. -And vegetables.
-Oh, come on. Are you kidding me here?
You gotta try this. -Where's your h--?
You, like, spilled on your white pants.
Okay. Um... I want to start planning stuff.
Like, we have to plan summer, my birthday,
which you have to plan.
Pavit, you have to start making more of an effort.
I didn't even get a Valentine's Day card from you.
Remember I got you a massage?
I didn't even get a card this year.
-I'll get you one. -Now?
-Yeah. -Okay.
The gift giving, it stopped when we had the babies.
-Ooh. -Okay.
-Thank you. -That looks good.
-I'm not asking for much.
I would like to sleep in until 9:30.
And I would like to be told,
"You should go and enjoy a spa day.
I'll watch the kids."
And then maybe when I get to the spa,
there will be a Chanel bag, a Dolce Gabbana bag,
a Celine bag, and a Bottega bag waiting for me.
Mm-hmm. Let's go.
So I got an invoice from Dr. Wong today.
We are paying a lot of money for embryos [Laughs]
to be stored in Beverly Hills.
So I think we need to figure out, like,
what to do with these embryos.
We were married seven years before I got pregnant.
I ended up going through five cycles of IVF.
I can't wait to start buying girl clothes.
So we have to figure it out. -No more kids.
-Don't you want a little girl? -No.
-Seriously? She'll be exactly like me.
-Definitely no, then. -[ Laughs ]
We have the girl in there.
We can't just, like, shut it down.
-We'll see.
-What if we had the next Beyoncé?
Or what if we have the next Elon Musk in that freezer?
And then you're like, bye, Beyoncé.
Like, that sucks. -I'm okay saying bye to Beyoncé.
But Elon Musk I'll take.
-Are you serious? -[ Laughs ]
**
-Hi. -Hu, hon, welcome to Lulla.
-Thank you.
**
-Right this way. -Thank you so much.
**
-Hello. -Welcome to Lulla.
-Let me get out of your way. -Okay. Okay.
Maybe you'll be my date.
It's okay, I'm Muslim. You can have four of us.
-[ Laughs ] -You look so pretty.
-Well, I'm coming to have lunch with you.
-All green. I like it. -Green with envy.
-What's up babe? -I miss you.
-I know. I miss you, too. -You look so beautiful.
-So do you. -Thanks a lot.
Ubah I are like peanut butter and jelly.
I love her, I talk to her literally more than my sister.
-My friendship with Erin, it's a beautiful roller coaster.
-She was such a bitch. -No, no. You are a bitch.
-[ Slurping ] -We got over all our issues,
and we are just inseparable.
I'm so hungry. You have no idea. -I'm starving.
-One thing about you, I know we're gonna eat.
-We're gonna eat. -Yeah. Yeah.
-Hi. -Hi.
-You look so cute. -Hi.
-Hi. How are you?
-Hi, Rebecca. -Nice to meet you.
-Becky Minkoff is a friend,
but she's also a major fashion designer.
She's awesome. She's such a sweetheart.
-I've heard so much great things about.
-I know your name like I know Coca-Cola.
-[ Laughs ] -I mean,
I am so happy to meet you.
-Oh, my God. Me, too. -Thank you for making time.
-Of course. -Very New Yorker.
-Ah, well, you know, 20 years.
-Happy Tuesday, ladies. -Hi.
-Could I do your largest Americano possible? Black.
-I'll have a mezcal espresso martini.
-Ooh, I would love a latte.
Decaf. One shot, extra hot.
-Did you do berries this morning?
-No, but I did work out. -I'm just sad
I didn't do a Central Park walk this morning.
It's my only exercise. -That's your only exercise?
-Yeah. Do you believe? And her body's, like, perfect.
- -- To us.
-To New York mom and woman.
-Yes. I knew you guys would love each other.
-Thank you. -She's a good matchmaker.
-She does for husbands, too. -I have set up
so many of my friends. -Did you set...?
-I wish. That would have been a real good one.
I just think he's so cute.
-Can I see a picture? -It's not just his looks.
It's his whole energy. -He's a man.
-Oh, my gosh. And he's tall, too.
-I literally won a jackpot. -He's so into you.
He just can't get his hands off you.
I know. -I'm not young,
so I was really nervous if he wants to have kids.
-So does... Did he say he wants kids?
-I think I'm gonna start trying in November, December.
[ Indistinct chatter ] If he works, great.
If he doesn't, we're dumped.
I never thought I wanted to have a baby.
I'm a little spoiled when it comes to my sleep,
when it comes to do what I want to do...
travel to Paris just to have dessert.
But when I'm talking to Oliver at dinner time
with a little candlelight, I'm like, "Yes, let's do it."
I don't know, it just feels right.
You're good looking. I'm good looking.
Let's see if we can produce something.
I gonna get in shape, I'm gonna eat well.
-You do have really good genes. -Hey, you guys are talking.
Look at you. Let me have a baby first
and see how things are going to drop.
-My nipples are probably right here in real life.
I joke that I roll them up every day and put them in my bra.
-[ Laughs ] -It's so good to be a woman.
-Oh, my God, we got the -- end of the stick, huh?
-Should we wear one day, like, mustache
and pretend like we're men, like, hide our hair.
-And -- each other. -[ Laughter ]
-Erin, we can't go there. -[ Laughs ]
-By the way, Brynn is having a party at 4:00.
Are you gonna be able to come? -Yes, but I'm going to be
a bit late because I have a dinner.
-Okay. -You should come.
-Come with me, Rebecca, as my date.
-Do I know anyone else that's going to be there?
-You know Jenna, right? -Yeah, I know Jenna.
-Sai. -Oh, I love Sai.
We used to live in Dumbo when, like,
mommy entrepreneurs were, like, trending.
I would see her at, like, everything.
And Brynn is...? -Brynn is...
**
...in our friend group. -Okay.
-She's really bubbly and really fun.
-The last time you saw Brynn was when?
-I haven't seen Brynn in a while.
-Do I not want to come to this?
-Coming up...
-The last time you saw Brynn was when?
That party. -Jenna's house.
-Yeah. -I haven't seen Brynn in a while.
This friend group, we hang out a lot.
The problem is, when we splinter off
into our mini groups
and we start talking about the things
that happened in the big group,
we come back to the big group with a different story.
That's when the trouble happens.
-Do I not want to come to this?
-No, come. -No, you're coming.
**
* I don't want, don't want just anything *
* I want everything, ohh *
-[ Squeals ] -Hi.
-What are you on the hunt for today?
-Um, I need a kitchen table. -Okay.
**
Hi, there. Welcome in. -Hi.
-[ Smooches ]
-I got lipstick on you, but let's leave it.
-[ Smooches ] -[ Laughs ]
Look what the cat dragged in.
-What's up? This place is so cute.
-I know, right? -Hi.
-How are you? -Good. Good.
-I like your color. -Thank you.
-Hi, baby girl. -That's Jenna Lyons.
-I need this. -What are we shopping for?
-A new kitchen table. -I would hope that Brynn
brought me along to furniture shop
because she thinks I have good taste.
-Oh, my goodness. -Wow.
-I can't believe it's solid and it's not veneer.
-It's gorgeous. -Jessel's taste,
it exists, it's hers.
-Oh, I really like that one. -Nope. No glass tops.
-Jessel's not here for her taste.
She's here for her honesty.
-There's another table over here.
-And then Jenna, I actually respect her taste, so...
I need something small, though. It's a small space.
Come make sure I got the right sofa,
because this is the dark version of my sofa.
-I'll sit in the middle, I guess.
-Squish. Squishy. Squishy. -Oh, this is nice.
Oh, my God. -What happened?
-I have total B.O. -[ Laughs ]
-You have B.O.? -Oh, really?
-Oh, my God! -I wanna smell.
-Are you sure it's not the dog?
-It's a little stinky. -It's me. [ Laughs ]
-You put your face, like, right up in there.
-Yeah. -Ah!
-That's awesome. You're a person.
It's, like, finding out that God --.
-Jenna, I moved. You really stink.
-Stop! -I'm just kidding.
I'm not kidding.
-So funny story.
I was just approached at Soho Beach House
in Miami two weeks ago.
She was like, "Oh, my gosh. Hi, Brynn.
It's so nice to meet you." She points at her daughter
and she's like, "This girl, she's put up with so much.
Erin and Jeff Lewis called her a call girl."
-Ohh.
-Where's the money coming from?
-I don't...I don't know. I just don't...
I know she used to work a lot. -If you were to guess,
do you think someone is helping her financially?
-Honestly, no. -Huh.
-I don't think so. -What do you think, Jeff?
-Yep. -[ Laughter ]
-You think so? -Oh, yeah.
-Right when it happened, I was irate.
Don't talk about my money. Don't speculate.
Let alone speculate about something so lewd
and disgusting.
And look, I forgave her,
but it still keeps coming back and rearing its ugly head.
And she apologized. You were there.
-She was remorseful. -She was remorseful.
-Jenna was having us all over to hang out.
Fun night. -[ Laughing ]
-It was Sai, Jessel, Brynn, and you?
-And Jenna. Yeah. You didn't come.
-Unh-unh. -I wish you were there.
I opened the door and it's, like, a little bit awkward.
Like, a little, like...
But I didn't think anything of it.
So end of the night, Jenna grabs me, and she goes,
she's like, "Don't leave yet."
I'm like, "Okay." So I stay back.
And I guess Brynn goes to Jenna's early and sits her down.
She goes, "And by the way, Erin called you poor."
-Where are you at with Erin? -I mean, we had, like,
a little, like, [Speaks gibberish].
-Oh, yeah, because you can't afford an Uber.
-Yeah. -Erin told Brynn and I a story.
Erin and Jenna had lunch in the Hamptons.
Jenna's hoopty Vintage car broke down.
Erin offered to call an Uber, and Jenna never paid her back.
Brynn remembers a whole other version.
-She was like, "She's having money problems.
Brynn, her car broke down and she...
I offered to get her an Uber and she said yes.
And then she didn't pay me back."
-Okay, start from the beginning.
-Never happened.
I don't speak about people that way.
Also, she's not poor.
I'm a storyteller.
In me trying to bring levity to the situation with Brynn,
I was like, "Oh, my God, it was so funny."
And I told her the whole story.
Never did I say she had money problems.
-I swear on Mimi's grave, she was not joking.
She was dead ass serious. - --.
-I am fully aware that Jenna,
in her $10 million loft and her $5 million beach house,
does not have money problems. -For the record,
she said she didn't say that, so I don't know.
-Okay, so we just made up a lie.
-I said that maybe she was trying
to add humor to the story.
-How is that funny? -Well, I don't know.
Why the hell would she say that?
-Immediately when I found out, I was like, "Hey,
like, I'm disappointed and bummed that this went down."
Erin was like, "I swear it didn't go down that way."
I'm like, what am I going to do? There's two sides of the story.
Everyone is a gossip. No one gets out of here alive.
-There is zero chance that I said it.
-She a thousand percent said it.
-I just thought it was annoying
that I had to pay for the Uber, like, shoot me.
It's like a $250 Uber or some crazy price.
It was annoying. -Did she deliver it as a...
"Okay guys, I got a joke"? -It wasn't funny.
-There you go. -[ Laughs ]
-Where else would we get that story from?
-It felt like maybe she was trying
to get me back for Jeff Lewis.
It just felt really --.
-Karma has everybody address. -[ Laughs ]
-I like that. -Cheers to that.
-Coming up...
-Oh, my God. I'm so cold. -[ Whimpers ]
-- I love you so much. I love you so much.
**
* I'm in a mood *
* Money gonna make my mood *
* And the money gonna come right through *
* And nobody tell me what to do *
-How are you? -Good. How are you?
-Good.
-Is this gonna be your first time plunging?
-No, but it's going to be my friends first time.
-The plunges are nice and cold today.
-What's nice and cold? -It's at 37 today.
-Alright. [ Gasps ] -[ Laughs ]
**
* She a good girl, she my best friend *
* She's my bubblegum pop heroine *
**
-Oh, I'm on time! -Hi!
Only five seconds late.
I'm so proud of you. I was kind of early.
Go check in. Go check in. -Do I have to sign my life away?
-Yes. -She's making me do crazy --
Like, what is this plunge in an iceberg?
-It helps you lose weight, so don't worry.
-Okay, I'll take it.
-Me and Jessel are in such a good place.
Seeing yourself on TV
is definitely something very different.
No one gives a -- Jessel. -Don't yell at me.
-I looked so cute. [ Chuckles ]
I was like, oh, my God, I'm so chic.
No, I mean, look, I'm trying to grow.
And I think it was very important
for me to fix my friendship with Jessel.
-I think Sai made a snap judgment about me.
I think she thought I was a spoiled,
entitled British brat.
Which, you know, I am to some degree.
-Let's do it. -But Sai had a lot
of self-awareness about her mistakes.
I mean, who wouldn't want to be friends with me?
-Just get right in.
You're just gonna get in like... Yes.
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
There's no way I'm doing this. Oh, my God, I need to go...
-Jessel, get the -- in!
-I don't want to lose weight like this.
-Jessel, get in! Get in! -Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I'm so cold.
Oh, my God! - -- Jessel, I love you
so much, I love you so much. - -- you!
-- you! -- you! -[ Laughs ]
-Oh, my God. -It's a nice bonding experience.
-Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
-I'm trying to get your mind off it.
-I know you are. -I'm going to excuse myself,
ladies. Enjoy the plunges.
-Oh, my God. Thank you so much. -Great work.
-Will you tell me when I can get out?
Like, you're not leaving. Like, when is she...
-[ Laughs ] -Are you gonna come back?
-Do you want to get out? -Yes, I want to get out.
Can we please go in the sauna?
Oh, I feel so thin. -- hell!
-It feels good. -Oh, my God,
this is more my vibe.
I don't feel thin, by the way.
I didn't lose any weight.
How are you? How was your vacation?
Spring break? -Vacation was good.
I've been on, like, this whole Zen journey.
I don't know, after therapy, kind of just been, like,
on this vibe of accepting things
and accepting people how they are.
-Yeah. -Listen, I'm not usually a therapy girl.
It's not my jam.
I've never done therapy until today.
-Thank you. -[ Laughter ]
I wanted to understand where was I coming from last year.
Why was I so easily upset with people?
I mean, every Sagittarius cuts people off.
But I realized after speaking to my therapist,
that's not okay.
-You heard Brynn's throwing a little thing?
-Yeah. Me and Brynn really haven't talked.
-Do you miss her? -You know, I do miss Brynn.
But remember last year at her birthday party?
That is her business. That is her story to tell.
You don't -- do that. -- you, Brynn.
I shouldn't have reacted in that way.
And I did apologize.
It is my fault. And I'm really sorry.
-Where do you two go from here?
-I have, like, a thousand friends. I'm good.
-Okay. -I put everything out there.
She rejected my apology. I'm not coming to meet her.
She needs to meet me.
I feel like I really took her in as a sister,
and that's why I think it hurts.
It's a Brynn-sgiving.
She always gets super emotional about, like,
talking about the holidays and, like...
-'Cause I don't have, like, family.
-Brynn does not call me. She doesn't contact me.
My phone number didn't change. -Yeah. So you're gonna go?
-Yeah. I do care for Brynn's brother.
I think he's super sweet.
I think it's nice that she even did this, so...
-When was the last time you saw Jenna?
-I mean, I saw her at Fashion Week,
but I think before that was that night we were all at her house
that she hosted us.
Did you hear the part where Jenna came up to me
and was like, "I don't understand
why you keep telling people you hate me"?
-Huh? -And I said, "Well,
first of all, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
-Hate's a strong word. -I never use the word hate.
If you came up to me and said,
"You're going around telling people that you can't stand me",
that sounds like me.
Listen, child, when I'm angry,
I will talk -- about everybody, okay?
I don't really recall Jenna ever making me angry.
Was she my favorite person last year? No.
-She was like, "I'm not flying down with you guys
because I don't fly coach."
-That is the corniest reason I've ever heard.
You exclude yourself.
But we are past that stage.
I was like, "Jenna, I would... I never said that."
That's my honest truth. And so be it.
-Are things weird between you and Jenna,
or everything's good? -Never talked about it.
-Huh. -I think it was one night
that we all just kind of threw it in the grave and buried it.
[ Both laugh ]
We were like...
-You're very calm.
You're giving, like, Zen Buddha vibes right now.
-I've checked out of my old self. I'm still me.
But, like, learning to control my emotions.
But don't think I won't smack a bitch.
-[ Laughs ] -Okay?
-Right here.
**
-Are you ready for the purge of 2024?
-Oh, I'm excited.
-This is Karl Lagerfeld When he was doing Fendi.
-They're done. -[ Gasps ] Yay or nay? No? Okay.
I should have had you come ages ago.
I have collected a lot of shoes, [Laughs]
and it's hard to edit them yourself
'cause I get connected to them.
[ Indistinct ]. -It's iconic. Sell it.
-What about this? -Love. Sell that baby.
-Shoes, I can't. -Yeah.
That's too much -I can't handle right now.
Nancy is my girlfriend Cass' mother,
and this visit is the first time she and I have ever met.
She's been funny and lovely and sharing stories about Cass.
It's been...It's been awesome.
Okay. -I love these.
-I've never worn them. Not once.
-Get rid of them.
-This is good because my friend Racquel is coming over.
She has a much cooler sense of style than I do.
She's gorgeous. And you're gonna love her.
-I think they're fabulous.
-Wait, but here's the only problem.
The person I'm dating, you know well,
is not the tallest person on the planet.
And when I wear these, I'm, like, 7 foot 7.
We've known each other for years.
We've been in each other's orbit.
She's in the fashion industry,
and it's now been over a year.
I mean, I could wear them when I don't see her, but...
[ Doorbell rings ]
Okay, give me a second.
[ Popeye whimpers ]
-Hi! -Hi.
-[ Popeye barking ] -Hi, sweetheart.
-How are you? -I'm good.
-What the --? -Oh, my air conditioning broke.
That's why the house looks like this.
It's insane. Thank you for the coffee.
-You are so welcome. -I've loved Racquel
from the first moment I met her.
She's the real deal in a industry
that does not favor women at all.
-I'm a curator and advisor in the art world.
This one feels to me like the most into abstraction.
And I also put artwork on my television shows --
shows like "Empire", "Severance" I've done,
"And Just Like That...", which is the spinoff
of "Sex And the City".
And I also model. What don't I do for a living?
Did you ever watch "In Living Color"?
You know, the character that had, like, eight jobs?
That's me. Hi. -This is Racquel. This is Nancy.
This is Cass' mom. -Hello.
-Great to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too.
-These are the shoes that she's told me to edit so far.
-Okay. Whoops. --. [ Laughs ]
-It's that chair. Sorry.
-It's probably a $10,000 dress.
[ Laughter ]
-Now you can sit in those. -Thank you.
-These I should keep, right?
They're lower heels, so they're...
She hates them. -I don't love them.
-I know. You and I are a little...
-We're very different. -We are different.
-We are. -But both of us
have had a crazy story.
Racquel and I had been seeing men.
-Seeing men? We were married. -We were married.
-Well, how did you like that?
-How did I like that? Well, clearly not...
[ Laughs ] Not not enough. -[ Laughs ]
-I met Jenna in 2012,
just as she was in the middle of a divorce and coming out,
and I was doing the same.
It almost validated what I was going through.
I don't know what I would have done
if I had not met someone else
who was going through the exact same thing.
Neither one of us had ever been around anyone
who was really gay.
Like, we didn't have any gay friends.
-Very important. -Yeah.
-[ Popeye whining ] -What is he crying for?
Is he crying for my tea? -He wants your coffee.
No, he wants -- -He thinks it's coffee.
Would you like to smell it? -Yeah. He would.
-It's tea, baby. You see when there's a little tag?
It's a tea bag.
-Mm. Yeah.
-When I was getting a divorce, my mother was very much,
"Are you sure about this?
I don't think this is a good idea."
Then she started telling me, you know, "Women are very jealous."
Like, are you speaking from experience?
-You feel like your mom is still not...?
-You know, I don't know.
My mother went back to Puerto Rico.
Literally just never came back to New York.
-[ Gasps ]
-So things are very complicated there.
-Has she met Mel? -She has,
uh, but when we were just friends.
-Oh. -Because, you know, Mel and I...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -...been friends for so long.
-You knew each other a long time.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she met Mel with her ex-wife.
-Oh, God, it's so complicated.
-Mel and I, we've been friends for over 12 years.
We were very single when we got together,
but there was a bit of a scandal.
There were a few people that were not all that happy.
-Has Mel ever been with men? -No.
-What do they call that, a golden ticket
or something like that? -[ Laughs ] A golden ticket?
Maybe. Something like that. -I don't think, like,
the gay boys have all these, like, terminologies for men
who've never been with a girl.
If a boy is a C-section baby and has never been with a woman,
they get...it's even more, like...
I think that's, like, the golden ticket or something.
-Oh, so you've never even...
-You've never even touched a vagina.
-Oh, my God. -Okay, I have to find a gay man
and ask him whether this is true.
-I have access to many. So we can definitely clarify.
-What would we be? -We're definitely not
a gold star. -Yeah. No.
-That's...That's a given.
-Coming up... -What's wrong with you?
Are you, like, dumb?
-I was making a joke.
**
-Okay, come on, guys. -Excited for the ice cream?
-Yeah. -I'm getting
Frrrozen Hot Chocolate.
-Hello. Welcome to Serendipity. -This is so nice.
Thank you so much. You only want ice cream? You're not eating food?
How about french fries?
Oh, okay.
-My favorite ice cream place is this.
-It's way more convenient coming here
now that we live uptown.
-Our whole life is more convenient.
Abe I are both born and raised on the Upper West Side,
so it's really home for us.
We were downtown for a long time.
Things just became really challenging with the kids,
like, after school activities and, you know,
our parents being uptown.
So we just wanted to simplify our lives.
It would sometimes take us 45 minutes to get to school.
It was like coming in from Connecticut.
Connecticut. We all love Connecticut.
I like our place. -It's kinda small.
-[ Laughs ] -Kind of.
-Dude, why don't you pay some rent?
Then we can get a bigger place.
This little bougie kid is telling me
our new gorgeous apartment is too small for him.
Like, are you kidding me?
The place that we're in now is not that much smaller
than where we were living in Tribeca,
but they're just used to living on two floors.
I did raise a kid with good real estate taste,
so I'll give him that.
Hi. -Do you have any questions about the menu?
No. We're gonna order spiked frozen hot chocolate.
And then let's do one unicorn sundae.
-I'll order the it's my birthday sundae.
-Birthday cake sundae? Perfect. -Can I do a Brooklyn lager?
-Yes.
-My mom, we'll have dinner with her on Friday.
-How's she doing? -She's okay.
She just had her third treatment.
She's okay. She's not feeling super sick.
-Good. -My mom has breast cancer.
We were told that it was just going to be surgery
and have it removed and that was it.
And then pathology comes back and it's like,
no, actually, it's really aggressive.
You need to start chemo right away.
-How are the kids? -They don't know anything.
-If she does end up losing her hair and they see her,
you know.
-I can't tell my kids. I just can't do it.
She's like another mother to them.
I just want to shield them a little longer.
-Is this a frozen hot chocolate?
-It's got alcohol in it. -This is good.
The whipped cream.
-[ Laughs ]
-It's the best thing I've ever had.
I feel like we moved uptown,
we established uptown life,
but, like, we're not sold on the place.
We need to bi-level. -We need tri-level.
-So, you know I'm looking at those townhouses?
-I know. -And one is getting serious.
Are you okay to move again? -Yes!
-I didn't ask you, man.
-We both grew up in the city.
The idea of living in a townhouse is amazing.
My dream. -I don't know.
We just moved. -I'd love to do it,
but it's going to be a lot of work.
I mean, we have to gut it.
Are you sure you're up for doing a renovation like that?
-I think it's going to be a big job,
but I think, like, I need, like, a proper home office.
-You should stay here with Dad.
I'm going to take the kids somewhere.
-Alright, well, I think you should come see it.
You don't understand, there's, like,
an old mural with, like, cherubs on the ceiling.
-Eat some mushrooms and stare at that for hours.
-Stop. You can't say that.
-What? Not me.
-Why do you have to go there? -Sorry.
You don't say those things? -No.
-I can't believe how big this house is.
It's, like, it just keeps opening up.
-I always joke that it's, like, a great place to trip out
because it means you're, like, where am I going now?
-Okay, cool. -Why are you being, like,
rude to me now? -Because I don't like
when my words are being controlled.
That's how it feels. -What?
-You criticize the words that I'm using.
-You shouldn't be talking about...What's wrong with you?
Are you, like, dumb? -I was making a joke.
-It's not funny. -Okay.
-It's one thing to talk about with friends.
It's another thing to be on camera
and talk about mushrooms, like, stupid.
-I'm gonna go get the kids.
**
I don't think Erin's irritated about my mushroom joke.
There's other stuff underlying.
-Not going there.
I don't know that I'm ready to, like,
talk about all this stuff between Abe and I.
I can't deal with him.
-Coming up... -Not today, Satan.
Not today, Satan. I won't do it. Satan, not today.
* I do my job way better than you *
* Can't nobody do it better than I do *
**
-So who's coming? -Regular suspects.
Erin texted me she's bringing, um, Rebecca.
Rebecca Minkoff. Have you ever heard of her?
If you're just at...If you're just at Nordstrom Rack,
you probably saw her stuff.
* 'Cause I'm in a league all by myself *
-Hi! -Hi, my love.
-I'm so excited to squish you.
-I can't wait to get picked up and twirled around.
-Are you on Ozempic? Because if you are, maybe I'll pick you up.
-Oh, goodness. No.
Bitch, please. On Ozempic?
I would what, weigh 20 pounds if I was.
I'd disappear. -Oh.
[ Horn honks ]
-Okay. Bye. -Hey, baby.
Have you figured out what you want to wear?
-Absolutely not. But you know me.
So I've got to decide. Silver or gold?
Because then I also have rings that are gold.
It might not be your typical ring,
I know, but this is my engagement ring.
I didn't want to have, like, a basic ring,
and she picked it out with my kids.
I co-parent with my ex-husband,
but they love Mel.
-It's beautiful. -There was one time
where I went to meet up with them,
and the first thing out of Corey's mouth
was where's Mel?
Like, am I not enough? I mean, I like that.
What would you put at the bottom?
-Leather. -Leather riding pants?
We have three motorcycles.
We both love adventure.
We both love driving fast and adrenaline rush.
**
I'm no longer allowed to ride,
so I have to be on the back.
Let's just say I dropped the bike
because I was taking a turn way faster than I should have been.
I grew up wanting to be, like, a stunt double,
and so I get on the bike, and I could see, oh,
if we hit something, I can fly off the bike
and, like, catch the pole or something up above.
Like, I see that in my head. That's who I think I am.
What do you think of this combo here?
'Cause at least I'm, like, half naked on top,
but, you know, fully dressed on the bottom.
-Aren't you going to be cold? -I'll have a jacket on.
You know I'm, like, hot and cold now.
-The menopausal era. -Yeah. The menopausal era.
Let's go. Pick something out with that little comment.
You're not that much younger than me.
**
-Hi. -Do you have a reservation today?
-Yes, under Brynn Whitfield. -Lovely.
You guys can follow me. -Thank you.
-Thanks.
Look at this view.
-Beautiful, right?
**
Are you excited right now? -Yeah.
What if no body shows up?
-[ Gasps ] -This one's with me.
-Who is this? -[Brynn and Jenna] Hi.
-Give it to me. Give it to me. -Hi, baby girl.
**
-There she is. -Hi, guys.
Hi. I haven't seen you in forever.
-Hi. -How are you?
-I remember you. -How are you?
-Good to see you.
-Wonderful to see you.
-Hi, bunny. How are you? -Good.
Right now, am I close with Sai? No, but we're cool.
I'm excited to see her.
And I think there's a part of me that every time
that I do see her, I'm like, maybe this is gonna be it
where we have that breakthrough, you know?
Okay, she seems happy. She looks cute.
Maybe this is gonna work out. -I love this dress.
-Oh, thanks. -Look who it is.
-Hello. -You look so pretty.
-Hi, baby. You look good. -Hi, how are you?
-You look pretty. -Hi.
-I'll hug both of you.
-You look gorg. -Hi, how are you?
-I'm great. -Good to see you.
-You look wonderful. -[ Indistinct conversation ]
-I'll sit wherever.
-Yay! -You look so pretty.
-Where's Abe? -He's coming.
-Oh, he's coming? -He had a work thing.
-Okay, good. Good, good. -I'm very apprehensive
about seeing Brynn,
considering she manipulated a fun,
lighthearted story about me and Jenna
into I'm calling Jenna poor.
I heard from Jenna that she is still claiming
that that's what I said. -She was like,
"She's having many problems.
Brynn, her car broke down and she...
I offered to get her an Uber and she said yes,
and then she didn't pay me back."
Was not joking. She was dead ass serious.
- --. -It's frustrating.
-Tell them what Cass said about the dress.
-She told me I looked like a vagina with its period.
-[ Laughter ] -This is, like, the string.
That's, like, the string.
-And now I can't unsee it.
Like, I literally can't unsee it.
I know, right? -Exactly.
-...because I can't unsee it. -Sometimes
you just have to look like a vagina.
-This is very civilized. -Hello!
-Hi. -You look pretty.
-You look so beautiful.
-I'm loving this hair. -I need a drink.
-I cried when I saw. -Hi!
-[ Shouting excitedly ]
She's here!
-Nice to see you. -Finally, after all these years.
-Hi. -Hi.
-Oh, it's so nice to see you. -You, too.
-Hi. -Hi, baby.
-You look so pretty. -Hi, nice to meet you.
-Rebecca. -I'm a hugger.
-Me, too. Thanks for having me.
-Of course. -We should have scoot down.
-I need a drink. -I'll show you to the bar.
-Oh, well, thank you. Thank you so much.
Hi. -Let's shake and bake.
-Come on in, honey bunny.
-Did you get a text from Erin last night?
-No, not a text. Why? -Oh, um...
So at, like 10:00 p.m. I'm about to, like, pass out,
and I get a text and it says, "I'm so disappointed."
-Wait, is she a school teacher? -I literally am her child,
and I'm getting spanked, like, I don't know.
Did you not get anything? -No, I didn't.
Oh, then I'm probably really in trouble.
-Oh, yeah.
I'm 99.9% sure Erin's, "I'm so disappointed" text
is something to do with our conversation
at the furniture store.
Maybe she was trying to add humor to the story.
-How is that funny? -Well, I don't know.
Why the hell would she say that?
Maybe it was Jenna that went and told Erin?
-"I'm disappointed in you"? That's cryptic.
-Who talks like that? "I'm so disappointed."
Like, ooh.
-I think something's brewing.
-Something is brewing. -Yeah.
* Look at us, we look good together *
* They gon' get mad 'cause we do it better *
-Look who it is -Hi.
-Hi.
-Wow. -I'm happy to see you.
-This is Mel. -So nice to meet you.
I heard good stuff about you.
-Nice to meet you. -You, too.
I heard so much about you.
-Ah, yes. Hey. -Hi. Lovely to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Uh-oh. Jenna's got competition.
[ Laughs ]
There's a new lesbian in town, and I'm interested. [ Laughs ]
-Hey. -What's up?
-What's up? There he is. Wait. What happened, man?
-I was at an event. -Do you collect at all or...?
-Um, only my kids are, which is, like,
crayon, like, drawing on, like, paper.
-I get it. Kids are... -So we were at your party.
That awkward party.
-Yeah. Why do you hate me? -I never said that.
Who told you that? -It was this one over here.
-That's how I feel about Manhattan.
[ Indistinct ] an island trying to find someone.
-That is Brynn's dating.
-Do I even want to know what you're talking about?
-It might be a little early for you to get deep into this,
but you're welcome to.
-Coming up...
-I have integrity, and I told the truth.
And you don't do that.
**
-What's weird is that this human being's
trying to ruin people's actual bonds.
Sai did not say, "I hate Jenna".
Brynn has said things about everybody in this group
that I haven't told people.
Like, I wouldn't do that, because what would be the point?
To, like, hurt a friendship?
It's kind of a -- up thing to be like,
"She hates you."
Who the -- does that?
What she's doing is really horrible.
-I come to this party thinking Brynn extended an olive branch.
I thought that we were smooth sailing, moving forward,
and this just took me all the way back.
It's like she's unwell.
Something is seriously unwell.
-More than unwell.
-Come on in. Come closer.
-I don't like you, you know that.
-I've been told. -Well, I apologize.
I'm really... I did say I didn't like you.
I never said I hated you.
When I first met you, I just feel like
you were never yourself.
And I think that's what irritated me.
And I didn't get to know you for who you were.
-The number of people who told me
you were talking -- about me is a lot.
-I was definitely wrong. Taking accountability for it.
I didn't -- know you.
Judged a book by its cover.
I don't have any issues with Jenna.
Look, last year I was wrong.
I did talk -- about her before actually getting to know her.
Now, I think we've come a long way.
Brynn is doing what Brynn does, and she can't stand
if anyone in this friendship group gets close to one another.
She needs to stir the pot,
sprinkle some little bull-- in it,
and then feed it to all of us so we don't get along.
At the end of the day, you're -- cool.
So I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
-Thanks, babe. I appreciate it. -I'm sorry.
-That's okay. I really appreciate it.
-I really am. -I heard you're going to therapy.
- -- off. -[ Laughs ]
Ahh. -She said that you guys
were friends before the relationship started.
When you were friends, were you like, "Hmm?"
-I mean, but look at her. How could I not?
-I mean... -Is there a bartender?
Can you guys get back there?
-What do you want to drink? -Yes. Yes, Abe.
-Abe the best bartender. -Tell me what you want.
-Oh, my God, Abe, this is the most exciting thing
that's happened all night. -Abe?
-Talk to me. -Where's my husband?
-There we go. Okay, count to six.
-[Abe and Sai] One, two, three, four, five...
-I'll have to have you pour right there.
-Stop. -That's it?
-Put some olive juice. Dirty martinis.
Or else I'll get drunk. -Jenna, [Indistinct].
Alright, alright. Enjoying that?
-You ended up single for a hot minute.
I was not single.
And then you ended up back into...in a relationship.
And then I ended up single when you were still on the road.
-Oh, my God. -It's lesbian talk.
It's lesbian talk.
-You did great, Abe. Sorry. Thank you.
-He's so mad at me. He's so mad at me.
-Do you have any more olive juice, by chance?
-Sure. Is this a daiquiri?
-It's because we used the black olives.
But there's no olive juice here.
-Oh, these are cherries.
[ Laughter ]
-So I made a good cherry martini.
-It is good.
-What is this? -This is a espresso martini,
but with tequila.
I want to try it with mezcal, Erin.
-I have no problem letting you try it
if you're a little bit nicer to me.
I don't know why you're so mean. I don't get it.
-What was up with that cryptic text?
Let's talk about it. -Right here?
-You need a refill. -I don't know if I need...
[ Both laugh ]
-She's met my crazy kids. They're -- bat-- crazy.
-I remember getting a call from her after she visited you guys,
and she's like, "Daris, I can't...
I can't have kids." -No.
-Yeah. Every time I'm around, I'm like...
I have to take birth control. -Contraception.
-It's contraception in human form.
-In human form. -[ Laughs ]
-In all honesty, I was really bummed.
You sat with Jenna, and you said
that, "Erin said that you're poor
and you didn't have money to get the Uber."
-I absolutely did not say that.
-So what did you say yesterday? Because Jenna called me.
-I genuinely don't think that you had any mal intent.
-But there's a manipulator in the group
who manipulates things.
She's lying about the story.
She's lying. I didn't say she was poor.
It's insane. I'm from New York.
I'm a very honest straight shooter.
The problem with Brynn that I have
is that she will take a truth and turn it into a manipulation
and an exaggeration,
and then make you look like a liar.
-This is me interpreting Erin telling you the story, okay?
She's like, "That's cheese."
And then supposedly Sai goes, "That's weird."
-No, she literally makes -- up.
The cheese story caused a rift between me and Sai.
Now I'm worried that it's happened again
with me and Jenna.
-I think that you were trying to tell a funny story.
-Exactly. So how does she have that perception?
-Should I get her? -Well, let's bring...Yeah.
-Jenna? -Yeah.
-Sorry. Can you come? -Yeah.
-Okay. Let's just clear it up.
-Listen, I just want to be cute in my pink vagina dress.
I don't want to fight. -I honestly felt
like Erin was trying to tell a funny story.
Like, did that not come across the other day?
-What was said that I had the issue with
is that you and Brynn both confirmed Erin had said
that I was having money troubles.
It's on camera. [ Laughs ]
She's sat there in the furniture store and said what she said.
-Where else would we get that story from?
-I called Erin, and I gave her a heads up because I had moved on,
and I wanted her to know that I was not stirring the pot.
And I did not go fishing, but they brought it up.
And so I just said to her, like, it's gonna come around again.
And I think there were different interpretations.
-Honestly, I don't remember. Why are all eyes on me?
I am not taking sides on this. I have mom brain.
I don't remember what I -- did yesterday, okay?
Any time I don't want to get involved in something
or I can't remember,
[Sighs] I have mom brain, you guys.
I just had twin babies. I don't remember anything.
I'm so stressed out. I don't sleep anymore.
I don't remember. Jumped up.
-For me, I have integrity, and I'm a mother of three children,
and it actually really hurts me that this is, like...
I don't lie, I don't make up...
I was telling funny story and just...Ugh.
-Excuse me? -Ugh.
-Ugh? -That's what I said.
I'm not doing it. We can continue...
-What are you doing? -Go perpetuate some other story.
I'm not interested. -What are you talking about?
-I'm not. I actually care about people.
-What are you talking about?
-I have integrity, and I told the truth.
And you don't do that.
**
-I have integrity, and I told the truth.
And you don't do that. And Jessel just confirmed it.
-First of all, chill, bro. -I'm trying.
-You're going? Okay.
-I get hurt because I actually cared about you.
You're, like, a bad friend. -You're hurt?
You don't have integrity. da-da-da-da-da.
I'm a bad friend. Stop!
You're saying stuff that's not true about me and my character.
Like that has to stop. -Everything that I've said
has been true. -You told Jeff Lewis
I sleep with men. -I never told...
-That I sleep with men for money.
-Are you nuts? -You laughed and said,
"I don't know. I don't know. Maybe."
You did a horrible, horrible, -- up thing.
-Anyone can watch it, and they can make their own judgment.
-Is that why you came over to say you're so sorry?
-Because I love my friends, and you were upset.
-But now you're saying it wasn't that big of a deal?
-No, no, no, I think I could have shut it down earlier.
If someone told me I had a sugar daddy, I'd be like,
"Where the -- is he? I need some money."
-Honey, I've been a sugar baby.
Ain't nothing wrong with it.
Take your sugar and run. Who cares?
-I would love if a rich guy wanted to give me money.
In fact, I got an e-mail the other day
from some billionaire's assistant asking me
to go to Miami on a private jet,
and my attire was a white t-shirt and a G-string.
I mean, if I didn't have a husband and kids,
I would be on that plane. -You didn't say sugar daddy.
He said that I -- men for money.
-No, he didn't. -Yes, he did, you don't...
-No, he did not.
-Do you think someone is helping her financially?
-I don't think so. -I think someone's helping.
-Like an arrangement? -I don't know.
-Why are you in this? -What are you talking about?
Because you're lying. -I told Jenna
the -- thing you said. Be mad at me for that.
But I'm not a liar. -You consistently cause havoc.
Something is unwell here.
I don't know if Jenna and Erin got on your nerves
because they got close, but that night
that I went to Jenna's house and I walked in,
I was the first person that walked in between you two.
It felt like I was -- walking into the biggest tension ever.
And then all of a sudden, the night was weird.
Was the night not weird at her house?
-The night was weird because you called her husband a name.
"-- you, Jessel and your Dory from "Finding Nemo"
look alike husband, too."
That's why it was weird, Sai.
We were all looking at each other.
-Gaslighting, narcissist, -- asshole.
I love the way you switched this --. -I'm a nice person.
-I'm talking about you and you're talking about
the -- that I said to Jessel? -Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Come on. -Me and Jessel have moved on.
We're in a good place.
Why are we deflecting and making this about Jessel?
- -- me.
-That is a heated situation.
-You are unwell, Brynn.
-I'm literally the most well person.
-Not today, Satan. Not today, Satan.
I won't do it. You know what?
Me and you can have a conversation one on one
another time, but Satan, not today.
Not today. -They're very angry.
-Hold your breath. Let's see how long you go.
-I can hold my breath for a very long time.
-Do it. -I'm really bad.
I can probably last 10 seconds.
-That's what she said. -[ Laughs ]
-That was heated, Sai. -That was a lot.
-This is trashy.
-Brynn told Jenna some -- about me.
She told Jenna some -- about Erin.
Now that we're calling her out about it,
she reverses the entire thing.
No accountability. Unwell. -Boy.
I've never experienced anything like this.
I don't have, like, straight women problems, maybe.
But now I'm intrigued.
I'm like, okay, what's going on here?
What the hell happened? -I'm not doing this.
This is literally trash.
-I don't agree with what just happened.
-Oh. -Is she leaving?
-What the hell? What just happened?
-I'm a narcissist. I'm Satan.
Sai's like, "You're causing havoc in this group."
I giggle and laugh all day long.
Like, how am I causing havoc?
I'm not Satan.
First of all, I'm Satan's fourth wife.
But don't scream at me in public.
Like, we're grown women. -You good?
-Yeah.
As soon as you yell,
even though your message could be correct,
the delivery is completely wrong.
-That wasn't respectful of me.
All the money I spent on therapy just went out the window
because the Zen Sai is completely gone.
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Exhales ]
I'm trying. [ Laughs ] I am trying.
-Hey! Ubah! -[ Gasps ]
-Thank God.
-Hi! -What's new? What's new?
Who am I hugging first? -Me, me, me, me, me, me.
-Group hug. -Let's hug.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
-Hey, guys. Where's Brynn?
-You missed it.
-This season on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
-[ Screaming ] -[ Laughing ]
-Oh, my God, my toenail is in your hair.
-Oh, my God. -[ Screams ]
[ Horn honks ]
-Pigeons everywhere.
-- this --.
[ People exclaiming ]
-Do you want a puppy Instagram,
or do you want a puppy OnlyFans?
[ Dog whimpers ]
-[ All ] Moving on!
-You have been lying to me.
That's -- up.
And it's rocking me. [ Sobs ]
And I'm just not okay.
-Everyone here is a pigeon. -This is -- up.
You need to talk to Erin.
-Why are you so upset about it?
-What's up, pigeon?
-Is she pregnant again?
-She had this wild night
and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy.
-What? -You -- told her?
What did you say?
-Darling, go Google my name.
-You're not Naomi. -Naomi...Naomi wish.
Jessel wish.
You are a snake. Nobody sees you coming.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-I [Indistinct] to get a job?
You're delusional. You model for Dressbarn.
-Stop! Stop!
-This isn't, like, Staten Island.
-Don't call me Staten Island. Okay?
I'm a born and raised city person.
-Okay. City person. -Yeah. Like, please.
-Jenna, this one's for you. Never have I ever...
-No! -[ Women shout ]