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Previously on Nurse Jackie...

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You see my wife every day?

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What do you want to say?

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You gotta know what I'm talking about.

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We got a problem.

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- There is no "we."
- Kevin knows.

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- I'm here to see Jackie Peyton.
- And you are?

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- Her husband.
- Jackie's not married.

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You pull me in here
and tell me I can't administer meds

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and you expect me not to push you?

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I don't want HR launching
a full-fledged investigation,

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because then I'll have
no say in the matter.

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It's been two weeks, Gloria.
I want to get on with my life.

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I will prescribe what I think is best

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for you in your situation to get you clean.

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Are you trying to buy your statues back?

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I want them back for the chapel.
Coop wants them back for his wedding.

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It's a win-win.

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I took a couple of patches,
might have been four.

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I took six.

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And I've never been to Haiti.

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You shouldn't be talking about this.

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Why not? It's true.

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Anyways, if it's sunny out,

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all you need is a magnifying glass

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and you can make a fire, easy.

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I don't need a magnifying glass.

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Show me later.

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What about tumors?

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I get them all the time.

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I got tumors like you can't believe.

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All over.

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Sometimes they hide.

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Have a seat, Mr. Digby.

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If you don't let me see a doctor in, like,

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five minutes, I'm gonna call an ambulance

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and take my business to another hospital.

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You wanna use my phone? No?

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Okay, have a seat.

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- You're not going to like what I have to say.
- Try me.

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HR has issued mandatory urine tests

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for the nurses in my department.

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Failure to comply will be
met with termination.

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Today? Tomorrow? When?

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Today.

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And just so we understand each other,

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this is not coming from my office.

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It's straight from HR.

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Either way, I don't pee on command.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Slater.

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- We get to pee in a cup today.
- So I heard.

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- Want half a bagel?
- No, thank you. I'm reducing.

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Find me when you're ready, both of you.

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If I'm not in my office,
I'll be in the chapel.

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I'm getting my statues back.

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Nothing can stop me now.

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Hey!

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Are you their boss? You
tell her to let me in!

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Is it your turn?

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You see that? I'm having a seizure.

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Where's the camera?

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I'm gonna have a seizure and die.

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And my lawyer's gonna sue the hospital.

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You're gonna get shut down.

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And I won't care, because
I'm gonna be rich.

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You'll be dead.

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Urine samples.

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Have a nice day.

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- What if she wanted half a bagel?
- I'd be fucked.

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I thought I'd get a jump on the pee test.

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- Wanna see?
- Sure.

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All right, vitamin B,
zinc, ginger, aspirin.

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I load up about eight hours before,

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jacks the numbers around.

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I like to smoke a little weed.

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It's not worth losing your job.

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Yeah, no, you're right.

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Pound the fluids. Helps
increase the output.

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A nice watery sample.

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- So does that just work for pot or...
- Yeah.

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Tox screens are a bitch.

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Help yourself.

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No, I'm good.

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Do I got time for a smoke?

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Most blood I ever saw.

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He's a Civil War collector.

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He was cleaning his Confederate sword.

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What is that code for?

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We're talking about nerds, not perverts.

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A person can be both.

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So he was cleaning his sword
with Windex and a rag.

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All four fingers... Down to the bone.

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I feel bad for the patients who are,
you know, stupid.

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It's a guy I'm dating.

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Works in ICU, so...

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- Raise the bar, Thor.
- 7:00 sharp.

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Front row, chapel. Be there.

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Got an awesome birthday wedding cake.

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Right, Jackie? Jackie's on cake duty.

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- Best cake ever.
- Wow, you're in scrubs.

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Is it for your birthday?
Happy birthday, by the way.

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Thank you, Zoey.
But don't everyone say it all at once.

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I want today to be sprinkled with joy.

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So if you could spread it out a little,

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catch me in the hall,
the elevator, wherever.

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And since everyone's dying to know
what I'm doing in scrubs,

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it's in case a patient pukes on me.

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Tuxedo, locked and loaded.

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One tux, two ties. Four shoes.

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- Where's Slater? I need an opinion.
- He's in admitting.

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Yo, Slates!

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I need some help with the tie.

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Birthday boy's getting hitched.

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Did you guys get him anything?

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I turned him into Cooper Duper.
That was my gift.

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And I apparently bought him a cake,
so he's fine.

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Don't tell me
you spent your money on Coop.

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What? I believe in birthdays.

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You are officially on cake duty.

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EMS one minute away. Boiler exploded.

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Thirty-year-old male with a foot of pipe
stuck in his stomach.

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All right, page O'Hara. Call the OR.

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Witnessed explosion.
Thirty-year-old male found down.

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Two lines wide open.
He's breathing on his own.

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He needs to go straight to the OR.

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Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

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Seriously, straight to surgery.

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I need to stabilize him first.

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Lenny, let's go. Inside, now.

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Look at me. It's like a candle, okay?

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He's gonna go out like that.

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You'll be stabilizing him for the morgue.

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Come on, let me take him up.

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Write in his hand. It's...

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In his... Write in his hands.

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All right, Zoey, take him up now.

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There's another one coming.

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Thirty-five-year-old male,
crawling around at the scene,

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breathing on his own. BP's 180 over 100.

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Valium in the field, five mil.

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- I think he might be blind.
- Got it.

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Are you gonna chicken out?

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- No, are you?
- Nope.

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Told you.

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It's okay, I'm Jackie.
You're at All Saints.

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Sir, sir, can you hear me?

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Sir?

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"My name is David Bonvino.
I am deaf and blind.

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"In case of emergency, call my brother."

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Okay, you handle the meds.
I'll make the call.

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- Urine test.
- Leave me alone.

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Shit. What if it's a family member?

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- I've never done this.
- You got it, boo.

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- Hello?
- Zoey?

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- Jackie?
- Jackie Jackie?

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- We'll take him from here.
- Wait.

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Cool your jets. He's
trying to say something.

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I got a guy here, deaf and blind,

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and a card that says in case of emergency,
call the brother.

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- Do you have a brother?
- He can't sign.

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Write in his hand. Write in his hand.

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He can't sign. Write in his hand.

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All right, you're gonna be all right, man.

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The guy with the pipe sticking out
of his gut, that's his brother.

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Here, I'm gonna write in his hand.

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- Gloves?
- No, I'm good.

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You are okay.

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Okay?

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"Is he okay?"

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I'm gonna tell him yes.

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"Y-E-S." Okay?

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What? Do you have a better answer?

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Yeah, he's okay.

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God, Fi, what did you do?

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We made a fire.

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I got caught.

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Answer your fucking phone.

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Nope.

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Hey, Jackie. Too much?

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It's either him or me. You gotta pick.

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Sorry, Coop.

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You may have won the battle,

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but I'll win the war. Watch me.

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Best man, just saying.

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- I know that look.
- Do you?

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'Cause if you did, you'd know to
keep that thought to yourself.

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Guess I should have picked Coop.

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Oh, man, this day...

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People gotta leave me alone.

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Deaf, blind, tumor, pee test...

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Man, I need a fucking break.

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Yeah, you do.

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It's Kevin.

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- Don't pick that up.
- What?

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What are you afraid of? He's in Queens.

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You think he's gonna
crawl through the phone

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- and be magically standing here?
- Eddie, leave it alone.

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No, fuck it. You be afraid if you want.

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Me, I'm done running.

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Hey, Kev. What can I do for you?

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Yeah, do me a favor.

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Go find my wife and tell her to pick up
her goddamn phone.

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All right, well,
I'll see if anyone knows where she's at.

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- Is everything okay?
- Listen to me, Eddie.

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Tell her she can blow me off all she wants

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after she calls me back,
but she has to call me. Now.

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Tell her.

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- Everybody okay?
- Call him back.

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You were right, you should've picked Coop.

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I always knew this day would come.

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Yeah, me, too.

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If you're avoiding the urine test,

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I want you to tell me now.

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No, actually, I'm avoiding my husband,

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but thanks for thinking of me.

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No running in the halls!

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Come on!

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Where are your shoes?

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Anyone seen my crackhead?

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You gotta be more specific.

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Vegetarian?

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Jackie's got her in 5.

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- Quit poking me!
- Stop.

224
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You gotta stay still
or they're gonna restrain you, okay?

225
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Let's get the IV started, we'll get
some fluids in you, a little IV Valium.

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You're gonna feel much better, okay?

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- You give her Valium yet?
- No.

228
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How about you do the Valium?
I'll do the Zofran.

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- Man, I tried for an hour to get a line in.
- So I escaped.

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Totally dehydrated.
She was up all night throwing up.

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It was the bacon, not the crack.

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- It was not the crack.
- No?

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Monica here ate two pounds of bacon

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after not eating meat for six years.

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- I see.
- I was tweaking and starving

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at the same time,
which is practically impossible.

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And then all of a sudden, I smelled bacon.

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And I was like, "Bacon! Starving!
Seize the moment!"

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I'm Mr. Seize-the-Moment. Just ask Jackie.

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Excuse me just a minute.

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Hey, what's going on?

242
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Everything checks out,
so I've got a van waiting.

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We're gonna take him home.
He'll be more comfortable there.

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He looks pretty comfortable where he is.

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But there's nothing wrong with him,
and we need the bed.

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Just let me do my job, okay?

247
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You need a hand getting him dressed?

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- No, I got it.
- Okay.

249
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Bonvino, pipe guy, is he dead or alive?

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Alive. Intensive care.

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Good. This is O'Hara's patient.

252
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Shit. You gotta keep him in his gown.

253
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But I have a van waiting.

254
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,756
No, I totally fucked up.
You gotta help me out here.

255
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,758
I was supposed to have him up to ICU
an hour ago.

256
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,635
I am gonna get killed.

257
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,262
See, they gotta keep him for serial CTs
and observation.

258
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,264
- Sorry.
- I have to call upstairs.

259
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,433
Okay, you do that. Thor!

260
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,435
- As fast as you can, okay?
- But I'm supposed to meet

261
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,770
Coop's bride by the front entrance

262
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:33,938
in case she needs help with her hair.

263
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,690
Tell your friend in the ICU to put him
next to his brother.

264
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,651
I want them to be together, okay?
Do whatever you gotta do.

265
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,778
- I will take care of the bride's hair.
- No.

266
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,154
Just go.

267
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,739
- But...
- Go!

268
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,824
But you can't...

269
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,505
I went to, like, 10 places.

270
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,965
No one sells wedding cakes.

271
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,717
It's a world of birthdays out there.

272
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,969
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.

273
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,887
You think that's the bride?

274
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,140
She seems really nervous.

275
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,476
Here, you hold these.

276
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,729
I'm gonna run and get a cart.

277
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,277
Come on. Go inside, go inside.

278
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,363
Come on, honey, go inside.

279
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,241
Go inside.

280
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,409
Yes!

281
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,245
What? Oh, God.

282
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,580
No, no, no.

283
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,208
Oh, God.

284
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,347
T minus one till my Ave Maria.

285
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,725
- Nice cart.
- Urology.

286
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,605
Five more minutes and then back to work.

287
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,608
That's a lot of sugar, people.

288
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,696
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
- Sorry I'm late.

289
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,489
- I think the bride is a no-show.
- No!

290
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,285
That's really rude.

291
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,856
- I look like an idiot.
- No, no, not at all.

292
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,733
Everybody's together,

293
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:28,028
the chapel looks like a chapel again,
and it's because of you.

294
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,488
You did it.

295
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,533
Look how happy Akalitus is.
That is not easy.

296
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,042
I feel like an asshole.

297
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:46,130
- You got me a horse and carriage.
- Not exactly.

298
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,885
No one's ever gonna wanna marry me.

299
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,803
That's not true.

300
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,103
Thank you for my statues, Dr. Cooper.

301
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,328
It might be kind of dumb, but...

302
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,291
Too soon, Zoey, but thanks.

303
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,418
No, it's for your birthday.

304
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,020
It's from all of us.

305
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:47,441
Happy birthday to you

306
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:52,112
Happy birthday to you

307
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:57,534
Happy birthday, Dr. Cooper...

308
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,578
- My work here is done.
- Just go.

309
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:03,207
Happy birthday to you

310
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,045
Happy birthday.

311
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,640
Tough break, Coop.

312
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,102
It didn't turn out like I thought.

313
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,687
It never does.

314
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,573
- Just pedal.
- Yeah.

315
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,421
Coop! Wait up.

316
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,801
Slide over.

317
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,835
Somebody get that, please?

318
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,005
Not so fast.

319
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,549
It's time.

320
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,760
Anything you want to tell me?

321
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,762
Nope.

322
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,934
You saw his face.

323
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,395
You should feel more bad for him.

324
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,563
I do.

325
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,607
I feel horrible for him.

326
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,150
My heart goes out to the guy.

327
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,110
Well, it doesn't look like it.

328
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,364
Zoey, I took a urine test
I know I'm gonna pass.

329
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,699
Let me enjoy it, okay?

330
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,872
Mr. Peyton, welcome.

331
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,209
- And what a pleasure.
- Zoey, right?

332
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,752
Correctamundo.

333
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,839
Sam, I'd like you to meet Jackie's husband,

334
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,966
- Mr. Peyton.
- Nice to meet you.

335
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,930
Welcome to All Saints.

336
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,807
You must be the girls.

337
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,351
We're kind of in a hurry. Is Jackie around?

338
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:31,230
Yes, I will go find Mrs. Peyton.

339
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,618
- Excuse us.
- Jacks!

340
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,453
Kind of busy.

341
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,498
- Kevin's in admitting.
- God damn it.

342
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,625
With the girls.

343
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,923
- Hope you're happy.
- I'm not.

344
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,933
What do I do? Tell me what to do.

345
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,813
Your daughters are so pretty!

346
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,943
Okay, private moment. I see that,

347
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,445
but I have to pee really bad.

348
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,863
I'm sorry.

349
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,206
Stay calm. Everything will be fine.

350
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,877
The tall one is her daughter.

351
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,420
She's 100.

352
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,631
I'm sorry. Granddaughter.
Great-granddaughter.

353
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,468
- Better. Thank you.
- Sorry for your loss.

354
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,354
All right, fine.

355
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,106
I'll take the girls and keep them busy

356
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:59,151
with x-rays and sugar
until I hear from you.

357
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,196
Jackie?

358
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,075
How does a person even get to be that old?

359
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,162
Well, for starters,
a person doesn't fuck the pharmacist.

360
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,456
It's so much bigger than that.

361
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,126
What the fuck am I doing?
I just peed in a cup.

362
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,961
We all know how that's gonna turn out.

363
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,507
Kev's out there with his head
full of accusations,

364
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,800
most of them true, by the way.

365
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,847
- What?
- She's dead and I'm jealous.

366
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:34,394
- How fucked up is that?
- Oh, God, please don't get dreary on me.

367
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,021
Come on.

368
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,149
Let's get it over with.

369
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,152
Hello.

370
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,696
I'm looking for a Grace

371
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,823
and Fiona Peyton?

372
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,492
I can't see...

373
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,078
Wow, what a cool surprise, you guys.

374
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,163
So Dr. O'Hara's gonna show you around.

375
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,582
Daddy and I are gonna
talk a little bit, okay?

376
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,626
I don't think you'll be so happy

377
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,670
when you find out what I did.

378
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,130
- I bet I will.
- I bet you won't.

379
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,716
Are you guys gonna be long?

380
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,511
You got your books just in case, okay?

381
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,304
- Thank you.
- Fine.

382
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,642
Right, bring your books.
Absolutely no homework allowed.

383
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:17,062
Follow me.
We shall go and look at broken things.

384
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:22,943
You brought the girls? Really?

385
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,945
I gotta get this off my chest, Jackie.

386
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,196
And I don't wanna do it at the house

387
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,948
with the girls in the next fucking room.

388
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:30,158
Okay? Tunie's at work.
What else am I supposed to do?

389
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,578
You're the dad.
You're supposed to hold it in.

390
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,162
Follow me.

391
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,208
- Extra wedding cake.
- We have tons.

392
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,793
No, thank you.

393
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,183
It's not like I wanna be doing this, okay?

394
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,146
This is the hardest thing I've ever done.

395
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,482
Will you look at me?

396
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,405
One's on meds,
the other one's starting fires.

397
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,657
I have no idea what you're talking about.

398
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,493
Whatever we're doing is messing them up.

399
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,829
Well, I disagree.

400
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,317
We were married in a church.

401
00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:47,277
We had two little girls.

402
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:48,862
It's not just a piece of paper.

403
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,531
- Oh, my God, just spit it out.
- I'm trying.

404
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,618
- I've been trying for weeks.
- All right, I'm here. I'm all yours, okay?

405
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,161
Just say what you fucking gotta say.

406
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,205
You can't just step outside a marriage

407
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,749
and fuck someone else,
because things got hard

408
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,501
and expect the marriage to survive.

409
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,836
- Kevin...
- Just let me say it.

410
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,468
I had an affair.

411
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,977
Things got so bad,

412
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:25,399
so hopeless and lonely,
even in the same room.

413
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:27,401
And I just...

414
00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,803
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

415
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,472
I fucked up.

416
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,268
It's over.

417
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,437
It will never happen again.

418
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,107
You gotta believe me, Jackie.

419
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,277
- Believe me.
- I...

420
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,657
What am I supposed to say?

421
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,617
I don't know.

422
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,328
"I love you"?

423
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,457
"I forgive you"?

424
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,461
Something like that.

425
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,971
Pack your bags.

426
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,650
Fuck 'em.