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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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My heart's going really fast.
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Can you check my pulse?
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Sure, sweetie.
Come here.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, honey, there's nothing
to be sorry for.
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I'm glad you're here.
You know why?
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Why?
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Because now we can have
midnight cocoa.
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How does that sound?
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It's not midnight.
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Well, then we can have
2:00 A.M. cocoa.
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That's even better.
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This one had her throat cut.
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This one was skinned alive.
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And this one was
rolled on hot coals.
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"Gruesome
Saint deaths."
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That's some pretty
scary stuff, sweetie.
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It's no wonder you can't sleep.
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It's not scary.
It's our religion.
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There are more than
10,000 saints.
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What if I choose the wrong
one for the pageant?
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May I?
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Pick a Saint, any Saint at all.
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I'm Saint Barbara.
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What's so funny?
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Saint Barbara's a girl, dad.
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Really?
Aw, shoot.
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Okay, my turn.
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There we go.
This guy.
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"Saint Isidore, patron Saint
of the Internet"?
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What?
Who knew?
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All right, sweetie, your turn.
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No, thanks.
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I need to you
to wake me up by 7:00.
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You want me
to tuck you back in?
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I'm 11, mom.
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Yes yes, you certainly are.
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7:00 A.M. it is.
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- Don't forget.
- We got it.
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Hot coals?
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Hmm.
Fuck, I'm tired.
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You're a good mom.
You know that?
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Yes, I do.
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Mm, I see you already have
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your morning fix.
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200 bucks for five pills?
Really?
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Supply and demand, babe.
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And you know I gave you six.
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Hey Jackie.
You a friend of bill's?
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I don't know what or who
you're talking about, Sam.
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That guy back in the
diner you were hugging...
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he's like the best sponsor
in the world. He's legendary.
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He's an epileptic
I helped a long time ago.
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He is not a friend.
I don't know him. End of story.
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I'm sorry. I'm just jumping back
into the program, you know.
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Man, today this one chick told a
story about her boyfriend OD'ing.
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And she was so strung out
she like stole the drugs
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off his dead body
before she calls 911...
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so fucking bleak.
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Oh. Hello.
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Do you mind?
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No, not at all.
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- It's private.
- I can wait.
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Sam, it's my husband.
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Oh, sorry.
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Jesus Christ.
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Are you meditating?
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Kind of.
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Word on the street is Kelly
Slater runs to work shirtless.
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Oh.
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I shall wait with you.
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That was fun last night,
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hangin' with Kelly...
Peace Corps style.
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I can't believe
he paid for everyone.
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Whoever heard of a rich nurse?
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Not I, said the fly.
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You know, I used to have
a big problem with him
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until last night
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when he paid for all my drinks
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and a french onion soup.
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I saw Sean Penn
in his contacts.
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Yeah.
They hung in Haiti.
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He told me all about it.
They text.
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Incoming.
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Jackie.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
on your left,
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the original nurse without
borders, 5'10", 190 lbs...
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- Not shirtless...
- Unfortunately...
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Mr. Kelly Slater!
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- And on the right, from...
- Queens.
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I know, but is that
where she was born?
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Don't know.
Probably.
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But maybe not.
Jackie's very private.
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- Hi Jackie.
- Wish you could have been there, Jackie.
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What can I say? I have a life.
Anybody want to work here?
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- Kelly told us about delivering a baby...
- In a cave.
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- That must have been dark.
- I had a bacon Martini.
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- Delicious.
- It was.
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Sort of.
Not really.
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Mr. Slater, I can't
tell you how happy we are
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to have you with us
here at All Saints.
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Oh, thank you for saying so.
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I hadn't realized that you had
been at Bellevue at one point.
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Pediatric E.R....
really really rewarding stuff.
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You must know
my colleague Lily Chung.
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Yeah yeah. Tough lady.
Smart though.
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Hmm.
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Yeah well,
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I'd love to hear your thoughts
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on how All Saints can better
service the community,
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especially in relation to
childhood obesity issues.
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That's funny...
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Chung was a killer
when it came to kids' health.
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She did some really
outstanding work with...
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yes, Lily is a killer...
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Administrator.
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Yeah well, she ran
a tight ship over there.
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She leaned heavy
on the acronyms though,
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like AIM...
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accountable, impeccable
meticulousness...
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kind of a mouthful.
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That's a great shot
of Mrs. O.
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You know, most people
don't know
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she's got a wicked
sense of humor.
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You know the First Lady?
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You know, you kind of
remind me of her.
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Well, to be honest,
I don't know her.
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My mother knows her.
She's a judge.
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But I did meet her
once briefly.
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Briefly is good.
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Briefly is just fine.
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"Orchids and Salami"?
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Eva Gabor's Memoir.
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The two things
she had in her fridge.
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Duck sauce and Marlboros.
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Let me guess...
your fridge?
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Lenny's.
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How do you spell "camaraderie"?
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- C-o-m-a?
- That's coma.
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Hey, am I in your blog?
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Maybe.
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- Cool.
- What about me?
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I've changed the names
to protect the innocent.
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Innocent?
Pfft.
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- What about me?
- You guys, it's anonymous.
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Fine. Can I be
called Joaquin?
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Right.
Like I can spell that.
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Zoey, I need you to stop
whatever it is you're doing
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- and get to urology.
- Stopping.
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Jacks, are you available
after work today?
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- Why? What do you got?
- Another ghastly open house...
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champagne, grabby Russians,
really unpleasant,
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so much more fun
if you've got a friend.
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Wow, I would...
I would really love to,
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but I should get
straight home... Kevin.
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Is he still treating you
like an inmate?
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To say the very least.
Next time?
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Sure.
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I'll go if you want.
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Oh, by the way, blog
without an "l"... bog.
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That means "toilet."
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Precisely.
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Female, 35.
Kid called it in.
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Observed shallow breathing,
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non-responsive.
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Hi there.
What's your name?
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- Walker.
- Is that your mom, Walker?
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Okay, you wait right here.
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On my count.
One, two, three!
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Sat is low.
She's aspirated.
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The kid said they went
to a concert last night.
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This morning
mom didn't wake up.
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We can't pump her stomach.
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Nothing like getting trashed
with your 12-year-old.
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Hey buddy.
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Do you want us to call somebody
for you... maybe your dad?
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That's funny.
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- How are you doing?
- How's my mom?
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It's gonna be a little while.
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Why don't you come with me?
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Zoey, Zoey, can you take Walker
to the cafeteria, please?
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Why don't you get
some breakfast, sweetie?
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Follow me.
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You smoke?
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Um, I do not.
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But I do have this weird gum
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that I get in Chinatown.
It's black.
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Cool.
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I asked you to wake me up at 7:00.
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- We get marked down if we're late.
- I'm sorry, Gracie,
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but as you know, we were
up pretty late last night.
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Aunt Tunie sleeps late too.
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She says it's good
for her skin.
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My saints!
Dad.
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- I didn't do it.
- It's fine. I'll pick them up for you.
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I worked so hard.
There's 87.
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It's okay. I'll find
them for you, honey.
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Come on, it's okay.
Let's go in.
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Check everywhere, dad...
everywhere.
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Look in-between
the seats.
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You have to find all of them.
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It's okay. Every single one.
I promise, okay?
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Have a good day.
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I haven't seen my dad
since I was 11.
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Where's he live?
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Jersey.
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My dad's in prison.
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Is this a good hospital?
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Yes.
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I mean, in what way?
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In the is-my-mom-
gonna-die way?
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It's a good hospital.
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I smoked menthols
when I was your age.
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- Gross.
- I know.
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Oh, we're gonna need
to flush this.
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It must have been some kite.
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A regular kite.
Just flying it 60 stories up.
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You on a roof or something?
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34th and 8th.
I'm an ironworker,
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fourth generation.
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We fly kites at lunch.
It breaks up the day.
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The wind's pretty
fierce up there.
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I can see that.
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The higher the better,
you know?
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You won't get an argument
out of me.
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Actually that's not true.
I'm terrified of heights.
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Yeah, me too.
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What are you doing working
on top of a building?
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Kind of like a family business,
I guess. I'm Mohawk.
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Everyone thinks Indians aren't
afraid of heights... total bullshit.
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- Really?
- We're just as scared as the next guy.
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We just hold it differently.
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What does that mean?
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Well, fear is danger, right?
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And danger,
when you think about it,
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is kind of exhilarating.
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So, you know,
pretty much like that.
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Okay, you sit tight
for a minute.
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I can't believe my moms
made me clean out my room.
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Millennium Falcon.
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You know it?
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Know it?
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I had Chewbacca sheets
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and I turned my sandbox
into Tatooine.
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Are we really back to you
not answering your page?
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What the fuck?
You're encouraging him?
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Princess Leia out.
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Please don't yell at me.
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All right, you're having
a hard day. I can tell.
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You know what I think
might help?
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- Ice cream?
- No, Coop, not ice cream.
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How about a really
interesting patient?
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How interesting?
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An ironworker.
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An Indian?
257
00:15:36,744 --> 00:15:39,212
Yes.
258
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:42,315
I saw it on
the Discovery Channel.
259
00:15:42,349 --> 00:15:43,983
What room is he in?
260
00:15:44,017 --> 00:15:45,818
He's in exam 1.
261
00:15:49,356 --> 00:15:51,257
Joseph, this is
Dr. Cooper.
262
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:53,292
I heard we had
a Wind Walker in our midst.
263
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,128
That's not what I said.
264
00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:57,964
Actually we call it
"walking iron."
265
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,933
Right right. You are the guys
who aren't afraid of heights.
266
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:03,002
That is so badass.
267
00:16:03,036 --> 00:16:05,304
Excuse me
while I kiss this guy.
268
00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:10,810
Dr. Cooper, the eye.
269
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:17,383
You guys built
most of Manhattan, right?
270
00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,551
Uh, yeah.
271
00:16:18,585 --> 00:16:21,420
I mean, my grandfather built
the Chrysler building.
272
00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:24,357
My dad did
the World Trade, so...
273
00:16:24,391 --> 00:16:25,725
Dude, how's your lungs?
274
00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:27,360
Yeah yeah, they're fine.
275
00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:29,562
These guys helped out
huge on the clean-up...
276
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:32,799
rough on the lungs.
4x4.
277
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,467
Must be nice...
278
00:16:34,501 --> 00:16:36,869
all those dads
279
00:16:36,904 --> 00:16:39,839
working together,
building things,
280
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,741
family.
281
00:16:41,775 --> 00:16:43,342
You want to talk about fear?
282
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,344
Try having two moms who decide
283
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,313
out of the blue,
without warning,
284
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:50,383
to essentially destroy the
family unit, rip it in half.
285
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:56,289
Hey, Jackie, Dr. O'Hara needs you.
It's about the kid.
286
00:16:56,323 --> 00:16:58,291
I have to drive upstate
this afternoon.
287
00:16:58,325 --> 00:17:00,426
My daughter's in a school play.
288
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,628
Dude, check it out...
I lived in a teepee
289
00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:05,131
in my room
my entire fourth grade.
290
00:17:05,165 --> 00:17:08,601
Probably wanna stick to some short-acting
painkillers if you're driving later.
291
00:17:08,635 --> 00:17:11,671
Slates, I got this.
Definitely gonna go easy on the drugs.
292
00:17:11,705 --> 00:17:12,805
Vicodin, probably...
293
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,507
yes, Vicodin.
I'll call it in.
294
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:16,909
Why don't you go grab that?
295
00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:21,781
It was more like
a pup tent actually.
296
00:17:21,815 --> 00:17:23,983
Safe to say she
won't be receiving
297
00:17:24,017 --> 00:17:26,485
mother-of-the-year award
anytime soon.
298
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,022
Marijuana, methadone,
methamphetamine,
299
00:17:30,057 --> 00:17:32,491
hydrocodeine...
good lord...
300
00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:36,562
and a shitload of booze.
301
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,699
I'll go tell the kid.
302
00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:50,943
I told him he could hang in
here until his dad comes.
303
00:17:52,978 --> 00:17:54,513
I can't believe
his mom did that.
304
00:17:55,548 --> 00:17:57,516
We don't know
the circumstances, Zoey.
305
00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:59,585
Stay out of it.
306
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,458
Hello.
307
00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:08,160
Is this supposed to be
a church or something?
308
00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:10,263
Yes, something like that.
309
00:18:11,797 --> 00:18:12,899
I'm an atheist.
310
00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:16,903
It's a good thing
you called this in.
311
00:18:16,937 --> 00:18:18,938
You know that, right?
312
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:22,375
I keep telling her the only
thing she needed is Xanax.
313
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,054
Well, your mom's gonna be okay.
314
00:18:35,088 --> 00:18:36,522
She's on a ventilator.
315
00:18:36,556 --> 00:18:38,624
They're moving her
up to I.C.U.
316
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,928
She'll probably be able
to come home in a few days.
317
00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:46,432
Pretty sure
she's a drug addict.
318
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,207
You know, being a mom
is not an easy job.
319
00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:57,209
It's one of the hardest
things in the...
320
00:18:57,244 --> 00:18:59,345
She's a fucking
drug addict, okay?
321
00:19:01,815 --> 00:19:03,950
Whatever.
322
00:19:04,885 --> 00:19:07,620
It's her life.
323
00:19:18,832 --> 00:19:20,433
G.E.R.B.I.L....
324
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:24,370
great excellence reached
by inspired listening...
325
00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,605
G.E.R.B.I.L.
326
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,077
L.I.L.Y....
Loitering is losing, yes.
327
00:19:31,111 --> 00:19:33,045
Almost there.
328
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,715
T.I.T....
Teach instead of talk...
329
00:19:35,749 --> 00:19:38,818
T.I.T.
That's not gonna work.
330
00:19:38,852 --> 00:19:41,520
Sure I've got 'em, but what
are you gonna do for me?
331
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,357
You still owe me shit
from two weeks ago.
332
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,892
Listen, you guys are cancer,
333
00:19:46,927 --> 00:19:48,661
a bunch of
miscommunicating cells.
334
00:19:48,695 --> 00:19:51,430
I've got chemistry
over here, okay?
335
00:19:51,465 --> 00:19:54,967
Delightful, well-behaved,
healing molecules.
336
00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:59,739
Yeah, all right.
I'll call you back.
337
00:20:02,142 --> 00:20:04,877
Everybody's always after me
for my fentanyl patches.
338
00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:07,646
Oh, we would've killed for those in Haiti.
Unbelievable for pain.
339
00:20:07,681 --> 00:20:11,350
Yep, 100 times
stronger than morphine,
340
00:20:11,385 --> 00:20:13,986
not fucking around.
341
00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:16,088
Coop called it in.
342
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:18,190
And you feel like
doing me a favor
343
00:20:18,225 --> 00:20:20,359
and bringing this up to the
thieves in oncology for me?
344
00:20:20,394 --> 00:20:21,827
Sure, no problem.
345
00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:23,729
Appreciate it.
346
00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:28,167
- Whoa.
- Sorry, doc.
347
00:20:28,201 --> 00:20:30,603
Excuse me?
348
00:20:31,637 --> 00:20:33,739
Where do you keep your
prosthetic adhesive?
349
00:20:36,075 --> 00:20:37,910
What's the matter?
Your leg falling off?
350
00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:41,080
No, I've got a viewing
at the St. Regis after work
351
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,416
and my heel's about
to give way.
352
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,385
Not that it's
any of your business.
353
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:50,589
If I see one more "ultimate
penthouse" with "soaring views"...
354
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,392
Yeah, I wish I had
those problems.
355
00:20:53,427 --> 00:20:56,662
Yes well, maybe you and your
Jameson's would care to join me?
356
00:20:56,696 --> 00:20:59,131
Jackie turned you down, huh?
357
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,200
She's not as available
as she used to be.
358
00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:04,937
Tell me about it.
359
00:21:04,971 --> 00:21:06,439
How about we take my bike?
360
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,407
How about we take my car?
361
00:21:08,442 --> 00:21:10,042
No no no, it's great.
362
00:21:10,077 --> 00:21:12,011
I ask for Saturday off
and they give it to me.
363
00:21:12,045 --> 00:21:13,479
Gotta go.
364
00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:15,948
Drinks out with the gang
last night, Saturday off.
365
00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:18,384
You are one popular guy.
You should run for class president.
366
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:21,554
Yeah, that'd be great if I could only
figure out where the fuck Oncology is.
367
00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:24,223
Pharmacy guy asked me
to bring this up to them.
368
00:21:24,257 --> 00:21:26,592
I'll tell you what... you go
change my catheter in 6;
369
00:21:26,626 --> 00:21:28,694
I'll bring this up to
Oncology for pharmacy guy.
370
00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:30,830
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
371
00:21:45,412 --> 00:21:47,913
What is that?
372
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,718
Bought it on the street.
It's supposed to be soothing.
373
00:21:52,752 --> 00:21:54,487
How can I help you?
374
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,122
You gave Kelly
Saturday off? Really?
375
00:21:56,156 --> 00:21:57,389
That's bullshit.
376
00:21:57,424 --> 00:21:59,391
I'm sorry you feel that way.
377
00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:02,628
And what is with the acronyms?
378
00:22:02,662 --> 00:22:05,865
I'm trying something new.
379
00:22:05,899 --> 00:22:07,933
All I'm saying is that
Kelly's been here a week.
380
00:22:07,968 --> 00:22:09,768
I've been here a million years.
381
00:22:09,803 --> 00:22:13,772
Thor's been here four.
Sam and Zoey have been here one.
382
00:22:13,807 --> 00:22:15,307
This is gonna crush morale.
383
00:22:15,342 --> 00:22:17,276
I'm sorry, Jackie.
384
00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:19,678
I think Mr. Slater has
done wonders for morale.
385
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,314
He took the entire nursing staff
out for drinks last night.
386
00:22:22,349 --> 00:22:24,183
Yes, I know all about it.
387
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:26,519
The fact is
Kelly Slater is a winner.
388
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,821
What's that supposed to mean?
389
00:22:28,855 --> 00:22:30,623
He met the First Lady.
390
00:22:30,657 --> 00:22:32,791
Is this about the fat kids?
391
00:22:33,693 --> 00:22:35,528
Bunion?
392
00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,265
Whoa.
393
00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:42,101
It's like you see
right through me.
394
00:22:42,135 --> 00:22:43,569
It was a bunion.
395
00:22:43,603 --> 00:22:47,406
But the bunion is no more.
396
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,675
I had one last year...
it killed.
397
00:22:49,709 --> 00:22:51,877
Moccasins.
398
00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:55,915
Sorry about your moms...
sucks.
399
00:22:55,949 --> 00:22:58,851
Yeah, thanks.
400
00:23:07,561 --> 00:23:08,994
Are you good?
401
00:23:09,029 --> 00:23:10,896
I think so.
402
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,666
Whoa, hey,
don't forget your kite.
403
00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:18,437
Keep it.
404
00:23:18,471 --> 00:23:19,705
Seriously?
405
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,141
Thanks, chief.
406
00:23:22,175 --> 00:23:24,143
I mean...
no, I didn't...
407
00:23:24,177 --> 00:23:26,178
I mean... damn it.
I call everyone chief.
408
00:23:26,213 --> 00:23:28,414
I might soon be chief.
409
00:23:39,559 --> 00:23:41,660
Jackie, check it out.
410
00:23:41,695 --> 00:23:43,929
He gave it to me.
We had a connection.
411
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,734
Against the wind, you moron!
412
00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:54,106
You'll never get this high!
413
00:23:56,243 --> 00:23:58,510
Check out pharmacy guy.
414
00:23:58,545 --> 00:24:00,646
I would have never
put those two together.
415
00:24:05,919 --> 00:24:08,621
Yeah, neither would I.
416
00:24:18,131 --> 00:24:20,933
I am fearless!
417
00:24:23,937 --> 00:24:25,838
Oh, crap.
418
00:24:34,581 --> 00:24:36,081
Think fast.
419
00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,620
Cleaned out the car.
420
00:24:42,622 --> 00:24:44,323
Fucking dental floss?
421
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,025
Kevin, hold on
one second, okay?
422
00:24:46,059 --> 00:24:47,559
Are you fucking
out of your mind?
423
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:50,596
Kevin, this is old, okay?
This is from when we went on the...
424
00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:53,132
God, Kevin, it's from when we
went on the trip in the car.
425
00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:55,668
In the fucking car, Jackie?
What if one of the girls...?
426
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,469
Will you let me
explain, please?
427
00:24:57,504 --> 00:24:59,238
What do I have to do,
toss the whole house?
428
00:24:59,272 --> 00:25:01,373
Kevin, this is old.
This is not from now.
429
00:25:01,408 --> 00:25:04,910
This is from a long time ago when
we took the trip in the car.
430
00:25:04,944 --> 00:25:07,279
I am so sorry you found it.
That must...
431
00:25:07,314 --> 00:25:09,148
that must have been
awful for you.
432
00:25:13,219 --> 00:25:14,920
You have to believe me, Kevin.
433
00:25:14,954 --> 00:25:17,556
I swear to God. I don't know
what to do to convince you.
434
00:25:17,590 --> 00:25:21,260
I was starting to feel
like it might be okay again.
435
00:25:24,197 --> 00:25:26,265
Here.
436
00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:30,669
Okay?
30 days clean.
437
00:25:30,704 --> 00:25:33,639
Kevin, I know how dangerous
this shit is, okay?
438
00:25:34,673 --> 00:25:36,709
This morning... just this
morning at a meeting...
439
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,644
at my meeting, okay, Kevin?
440
00:25:38,678 --> 00:25:40,679
At my meeting I heard a story
441
00:25:40,714 --> 00:25:42,781
about a woma
whose boyfriend OD'd.
442
00:25:42,816 --> 00:25:46,652
She stole the drugs off his
body before she called 911.
443
00:25:46,686 --> 00:25:48,954
It's so fucking bleak.
444
00:25:57,697 --> 00:26:00,532
We are okay, Kevin.
It is okay.
445
00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:02,668
It is okay.
We're okay.
446
00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:13,668
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