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This Thursday on VTV:
Television for Women...
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I guess I'm just searching for
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a more purposeful life, Mr. Adana.
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The Church of the Collective
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can offer you so much more.
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We can offer you a family.
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Mr. Adana, tell me the truth.
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Are you having me followed?
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I had to find out
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if you were putting the Church first,
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before your career.
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Before everything.
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You branded me with your initials!
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It's enough.
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I am afraid that you have become
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a toxic personality, Deep.
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Then you've left me
no choice but to run.
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Not Without My Dolphin.
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Brought to you by Lean Lady
frozen dinners, by Vought.
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Tonight, simulcast live
across VBS, VTV, VNN,
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Vought Soul and Voughtemundo,
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join me for my annual
Birthday Spectacular,
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along with my cocaptain Starlight,
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as well as Emeril Lagasse,
Rascal Flatts, Supersonic,
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the cast of Riverdale, Dame Judi Dench
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and, of course, my dear
friend Black Noir...
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Hey, William.
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Goddamn the pusher man, am I right?
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You really gonna shoot
that shit in your veins?
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You know, I think I just might.
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Odds are you'll die screaming.
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Well, I've gambled more for less.
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I don't think you're gonna do it.
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Turn yourself into a Supe?
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That's a new low, even for you.
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Oh, I can go lower.
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I can go straight to hell.
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Butcher, you have to stop.
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Please. For Becca. This
would break her heart.
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Becca don't care what I do.
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She's dead.
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Hello, love. A bit early, isn't it?
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You said I could call
you after 8:00. It's 8:03.
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Ah, yeah. Right you are.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Hunky-dory. Why?
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You look tired.
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Ah, just, uh, had a
naff night, that's all.
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No sleep.
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Did you watch the video I made?
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Uh, no, no.
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I, uh... I ain't had a chance yet.
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I think you should watch it.
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It kind of helps me when
I don't sleep so good.
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Yeah, look, I told you
I'll watch it later.
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Are you mad at me?
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No, uh...
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of course not.
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Look, you're your mother's son.
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And I'll always watch out for you.
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Just how I promised.
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All right?
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Hey there, sleepyhead.
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Rise and shine. Big day.
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Anything a little extra
special about today? Hmm?
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It's my birthday, silly.
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Hmm?
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Okay, just blink if you want to
wish me a happy birthday, hmm?
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Okay.
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Okay, so Red River is a group home
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owned by a Vought subsidiary, of course.
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I guess that's where Vicky grew up.
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You mean Nadia?
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God, I'm a fucking idiot.
I should have seen it.
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- How could you have seen this?
- I don't know.
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Maybe when she killed Rayner
or when she blew up Congress.
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Goddamn it.
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Maybe we leak it to The Times.
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No, she could head-pop everybody
in the office, me included.
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Wait, wait, you're going in?
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- Call in sick.
- We...
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We have an all-hands at 3:00.
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I've never missed one before.
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What if we tell Butcher?
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We tell Butcher I've been a
Supe's sidekick for a year?
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Oh, Christ, he's never gonna
not torture me for this, is he?
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Well, maybe he won't.
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No. No, no, no. Look, we
can... handle this ourselves.
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All right?
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Just don't do anything.
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- What, crazy, stupid?
- No.
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Don't do anything until I get back.
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- Okay?
- You're leaving?
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Yeah, it's the soundcheck
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for Homelander's
stupid birthday special.
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Wait for me.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Sure.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
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- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
- ♪ You got your license ♪
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♪ Got your license to drive me... ♪
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And pop, pop.
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Head slide.
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- I'll slide tonight. Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
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Whew! Still got it.
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Looks like you're back on the
"Sweet As I Wanna Be" tour.
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Oh, wow. No, this is humiliating.
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That song was gross when I was 18.
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I sing it now, they're gonna
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make me keep a thousand
feet from schools.
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Then don't sing it.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You're already in The Seven.
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I-I don't want to make waves.
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Trust me... make waves.
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Hey, Jay, um, could we run
my segment now, actually?
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'Cause I only have a few lines.
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Of course. Yeah.
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Where's the fire, Starlight?
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What, are you on a break?
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- Sir, happy birthday. I'm...
- Supersonic, right?
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Yeah, that's right.
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- Great to meet you.
- You, too.
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Yeah.
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You're a real, uh,
contender on American Hero.
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Keep it up. We could be teammates.
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Oh, wow, I hope so, sir.
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Of course, it doesn't
hurt that the show's judge
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used to get come-drunk
on your chorizo picante.
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Homelander, sir, we're loading
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- the prompter with Starlight's revisions.
- Sure.
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- Revisions?
- Yeah.
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I had Bruce make a couple of tweaks,
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- gave you some more juicy stuff.
- No.
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After all, you are cocaptain.
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Need you front and center.
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- Roger, cue these up.
- Yes, sir.
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Thank you.
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You know,
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I got to admit,
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I was a little unsure about this.
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But now,
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honestly, I am just so
excited about what's coming.
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Partner.
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Ready for rehearsal.
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All right, mate?
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Bloody hell, Janine. You shot up.
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You remember your
Uncle Billy, don't you?
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Here.
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I got this for you.
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You and your dad can build it together.
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523 pieces of family fun.
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Okay, one, you don't just pop up here.
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You call first.
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And, two, eff Soldier Boy.
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I don't give a mothereffin'
doo-doo how he checked out.
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Ah, bollocks.
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He didn't die like no hero.
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I'll wager he went out on his knees,
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begging like a right cunt.
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What the f...
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Sorry, love.
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Look,
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if there's a weapon out
there that killed Soldier Boy,
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then it can kill Homelander.
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And that's got to be worth something.
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Now,
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we're working our way
through his old team.
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Frenchie and Kimiko are starting
with the Crimson Countess,
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and I'm gonna hit up Gunpowder.
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Sounds like you got everything covered.
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This ain't just anyone.
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It's Soldier Boy.
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You could close the book
on him once and for all.
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For your dad. Your family.
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Fuck off with that shit.
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My father died hunched over a desk,
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obsessing over a dead man,
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while he was ignoring
his two living children.
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And I almost did the same thing to her.
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Thanks for coming by.
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You're doing a bang-up
job with her, mate.
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Butcher, hold on a second.
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I might have one thing.
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♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand ♪
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♪ Everyone's a hero... ♪
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Welcome to Brave Maeve's
Inclusive Kingdom.
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♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand ♪
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♪ Everyone's a hero... ♪
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Don't forget to get your
photo with Brave Maeve.
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♪ Everyone's a hero... ♪
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- You're the real hero.
- Smile.
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Cotton candy here.
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Doughnut burgers. Get
your hot doughnut burgers.
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Que c'est... Hamburger
with a doughnut for a bun?
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Truly, there is no God here.
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♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand... ♪
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Homelander: Extreme Flight.
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Can we go??
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Come on. You want to wait three hours
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for a three-minute ride that
is a monument to a monster?
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- I always wanted to!
- Since when?
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Since Kenji and I were little.
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Okay, first, work, then pleasure.
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Oui?
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Okay.
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Let's go. Come on.
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♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand ♪
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♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand... ♪
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand ♪
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♪ Everyone's a hero... ♪
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Mon cœur.
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♪ Everyone's a hero at VoughtLand... ♪
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"Soldier Boy: A Musical
Journey" is about to begin.
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Get your tickets now.
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Soldier Boy grew up
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in the birthplace of American liberty.
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Born poor on the mean
streets of South Philadelphia,
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he learned the values of hard
work, tenacity and bravery.
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He used those values to
prove America's exceptionalism
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to the world.
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Okay, boys, let's give
these Krauts some hell.
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He defended us
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against the encroaching Red Menace.
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Congress,
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I have a list right here
of avowed Communists.
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He helped guide America
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into a brighter future,
and along the way,
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he found the love of a good woman,
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which made his sacrifice
all the more noble,
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when he gave his life saving
us from a nuclear holocaust.
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Please join us in saluting Soldier Boy.
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♪ When the night ♪
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♪ Was dark ♪
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♪ And the dawn ♪
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♪ Was cold ♪
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♪ From sea to shining sea ♪
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♪ And mountains' majesty ♪
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♪ He did it all ♪
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♪ For the red, white and the bold ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's ♪
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♪ America's son ♪
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♪ A shining beacon of freedom ♪
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♪ He's America's son ♪
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Next!
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You seem a little old for
the Countess Tea Package.
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We're young at heart.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Can't you talk?
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Would you like to hear something new?
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Okay.
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♪ Chimps don't cry ♪
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♪ No, chimps ♪
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♪ Don't cry... ♪
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You know that chimps are
physically incapable of crying?
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But that doesn't mean they're
not crying on the inside.
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♪ In the heart of the jungle... ♪
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She's nice.
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She's nuts!
262
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,554
No, she's not.
263
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,973
Let's get it over with!
264
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,099
Fine.
265
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,517
♪ For a species to... ♪
266
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,935
Wh-what are you...
267
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,270
Wh-what are you... Ow!
268
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,896
Don't let her hands touch!
269
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,691
Ow! Let go of me, you bitch.
270
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,738
No fireball if your
hands don't touch, oui?
271
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,740
You stay quiet and relax.
272
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,409
- She will hurt you.
- What do you want?
273
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,995
We want to know about Soldier Boy.
274
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,205
What the fuck do you
care about Soldier Boy?
275
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,541
We want the truth about Soldier Boy,
276
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,502
not the merde you've been
giving us in your appalling show.
277
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,005
How did he die? Who killed him? Talk.
278
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,007
The show is the truth, motherfucker.
279
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,884
- Three minutes with the Countess.
- He died a hero.
280
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:26,967
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
281
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,390
- ♪ Just no turning back ♪
- Oh, my God.
282
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,434
♪ You can't tell ♪
283
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:38,938
♪ They're hurting ♪
284
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,692
♪ 'Cause their eyes stay dry ♪
285
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,032
♪ Inside ♪
286
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,577
♪ They're suffering in solitude ♪
287
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:56,581
♪ Chimps don't cry ♪
288
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,045
♪ No, chimps ♪
289
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:07,092
♪ Don't cry... ♪
290
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,385
Allez.
291
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,345
We got to go. Come on.
292
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,430
♪ They can't cry ♪
293
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,031
Goddamn it.
294
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,750
Fuck!
295
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,129
God...
296
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,593
Hughie, my man.
297
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,096
You okay?
298
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,057
A-Alex? Uh...
299
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,475
Uh, where's Annie?
300
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,768
She's actually onstage with Homelander.
301
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,645
It's a crazy fucking day, man.
302
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,106
Yeah, yeah. Uh, so glad that
you're-you're there with her.
303
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,692
Um, hey, why'd you, uh...
why'd you pick up the phone?
304
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,736
Well, you called three times
in the last three minutes.
305
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,362
- Is anything wrong?
- No, no, everything's good.
306
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,156
Everything's fine. Just
tell her that I called, okay?
307
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,949
Uh...
308
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,875
It is such an honor to
be with you all tonight,
309
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:26,588
celebrating my... my dear
friend and mentor Homelander.
310
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,466
Now, before we bring
out Dame Judi Dench,
311
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,384
I would like to take a moment...
312
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,095
Uh, hey, Jay. What's that?
313
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,556
I'm supposed to be announcing
the Starlight House.
314
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,975
You sing me "Happy Birthday."
315
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,894
Fun, right?
316
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,938
Go on. Go for it.
317
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,359
♪ Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you ♪
318
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,861
- ♪ Happy birthday ♪
- Oh, hey, hey.
319
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,696
Hold on, hold on, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
320
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,866
Um, Starlight.
321
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,868
Listen, Starlight, I-I...
322
00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:00,205
... hate to direct you, but, um,
we're gonna need a little more
323
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,208
"JFK just got rimmed
out by Marilyn" version.
324
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,001
It's got to fit with the routine.
325
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,295
A-actually, show her the routine.
326
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,465
You're gonna fucking love this.
327
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,057
- That's your backup.
- Okay...
328
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,892
Okay, uh, hold on, everybody.
329
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,311
Okay, ladies, thank you.
Just stand down, okay?
330
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,854
Real quick.
331
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,023
Can I talk to Roger?
332
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,025
- Uh, yeah, sure, abso...
- Problem?
333
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,488
I have...
334
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,114
concerns.
335
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,324
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,701
Oh, okay, well, uh, what are they?
337
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,787
- It's demeaning.
- It's demeaning
338
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,997
to sing your friend "Happy Birthday"?
339
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,292
Are you gonna sing all
sexy for me on my birthday?
340
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,753
Starlight, where... wh-what's
with all this animosity?
341
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,757
Hey, um, can we just
have one minute, please?
342
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:56,135
- Yes. Go.
- Thank you.
343
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,639
Hey, um... Okay.
344
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,266
- For the record...
- Mm-hmm.
345
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,643
I know you don't care
whether I sing or not.
346
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,937
This is a juvenile attempt
347
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,858
to get me to look like a sex
doll instead of a cocaptain.
348
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,027
I'm not doing it.
349
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,445
I have an idea.
350
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,197
Why don't you lighten the fuck up?
351
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,408
Come on, you're gonna sing
the shit out of this song.
352
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,618
- Ready? Let's hit it.
- If Starlight
353
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,288
doesn't want to sing, she doesn't sing.
354
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,165
Stan. What a surprise.
355
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:30,420
Our testing shows that
76% of likely viewers
356
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,381
will make every effort to
watch tonight for Starlight.
357
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:37,218
As for you, 53% might DVR.
358
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,762
I think that that means that she can
359
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,973
call her own shots. Don't you?
360
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,100
So how about I just walk,
Stan? How would that rate?
361
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,978
After the PR hole you dug
for yourself this past year,
362
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,522
I'd say you're lucky we're
putting on this farce at all.
363
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:53,318
But hey, it's your party.
You can cry if you want to.
364
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,088
- Damn, Annie.
- Hmm.
365
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,049
What happened to you in New York?
366
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,842
I started making waves.
367
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,596
Thank you so much for coming in.
368
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,431
Have you met my new development exec?
369
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,934
Hi. I'm also Ashley.
370
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,810
Uh-huh.
371
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,396
We are super curious to hear
what you have for us today.
372
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,815
- Mm-hmm. So curious.
- I've been thinking a lot
373
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,693
about all the ways that I
can contribute around here.
374
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,612
Maybe I can't run as fast as I used to,
375
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,156
but I've never just been
the world's fastest man.
376
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,075
Like, there's a lot of
layers to the A-Train
377
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,493
that people haven't seen yet.
378
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,244
Such as?
379
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,706
Well, I'm also a-a strong,
very proud Black man.
380
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,625
Right, Seth?
381
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,671
Seth, come on, man.
382
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,255
Tell them.
383
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,300
Right. Um...
384
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,886
The Seven have been dipping
in the African American demo.
385
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,305
Our numbers for Dawn of
The Seven have been soft.
386
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,100
People of color don't tend
to react well to Nazis.
387
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,477
- Facts.
- We thought a rebranding of A-Train
388
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,646
maybe could change that.
389
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,691
If done tastefully.
390
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,110
- A rebranding.
- So, listen,
391
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:21,072
we start with a
docuseries on Vought Soul.
392
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:24,367
A-Train to Africa.
393
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,953
- Boom.
- The art's, uh,
394
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,162
just a mock-up.
395
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,664
It'll trace his family's journey
396
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:33,001
from the plains of Africa
all the way to Vought Tower.
397
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,920
Yeah, like, I want to get
back in touch with my roots.
398
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,172
Like in Roots.
399
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,758
And for the Gen Z's,
400
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,886
a state-of-the-art interactive
learning experience.
401
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,231
Is that a video game
about the slave trade?
402
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,276
It's some powerful stuff.
403
00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,902
It's really something.
404
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,696
I even had LJ redesign the suit.
405
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,240
You know, for the culture.
406
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,284
- I want to introduce it tonight.
- Oh, yeah, no,
407
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:10,246
let's have a beat on
that and think about that.
408
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,165
- Okay. Wow.
- Okay.
409
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,959
Thank you so much for that pitch.
410
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,296
That was so well told.
411
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,630
Mm-hmm. So well told.
412
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,632
All right. Yeah.
413
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,677
We're gonna discuss with the team
414
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,304
and-and get back to you.
415
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,639
Cool. Yeah. Thanks.
416
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:29,932
See you tonight.
417
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,688
I'm kind of surprised that
they didn't buy it in the room.
418
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,106
She hated it.
419
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,858
What? No.
420
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,401
Man, she said it was "well told."
421
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,403
Yeah, that's code for
she fucking hated it.
422
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,864
Look, man, she didn't buy it
because it's total bullshit.
423
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,783
You couldn't care less
about your African roots.
424
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,702
You know it, and she knows it,
and frankly, Africa knows it.
425
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:52,246
Yeah?
426
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,956
You don't have a fucking dick.
427
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,634
So, uh, where at Vought do you work?
428
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:08,387
Um, uh, the Tower,
social media, up on 47th.
429
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,014
Um, I'm sorry, you said you don't get
430
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,766
many potential parents?
431
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,143
Well, you know what kind
of a home we are, right?
432
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,145
Yeah, no, of course,
it's a group home...
433
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,566
... for the s-super-abled.
434
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:23,736
Mason, please get down from there.
435
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,780
Yeah, uh, so many tragic stories,
436
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,865
but, uh, with the right attention,
437
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,076
uh, they can bounce back so quickly.
438
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,287
Yeah, they're little treasures.
439
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,415
Geez.
440
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,794
Teddy Stillwell, we don't teleport.
441
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,713
- Can I play with my toys?
- Yeah.
442
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:45,967
So, their-their parents, they're, uh...
443
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,510
Well, uh, some of the kids,
444
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,637
they discovered their gifts quite early,
445
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,222
before they were able to control them.
446
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,891
But listen, I-I'm sure
you'd be perfectly safe.
447
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,978
Hey, can you...
448
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,772
Can you, uh... can you show
me the rest of the place?
449
00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,607
- Uh, what did you want to see?
- Anything.
450
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,734
- Whatever you got.
- Oh.
451
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:05,403
Sorry, what, uh... what is it, Teddy?
452
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,826
Hey, wait a minute. I know you.
453
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,744
You're Starlight's boyfriend?
454
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,455
- Uh...
- And you work at the bureau.
455
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,207
- Uh... No, no, I can...
- This is highly irregular.
456
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,084
Hey, hey, I-I can explain.
457
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,670
Um, okay, the-the truth is...
458
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,798
Starlight is-is the
one that sent me here.
459
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,426
I'm completely sterile.
Doctor says my sperm are bad.
460
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,303
Like, really, really bad,
461
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:33,014
like a bunch of fat, dead tadpoles.
462
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:37,018
But we-we want a kid, and, um,
she wanted to keep it quiet,
463
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,895
so she sent me here to cover for her.
464
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,396
I-I was never here, by the way.
465
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,066
We just want to keep it
about love and not publicity.
466
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,359
You know?
467
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,281
This is fantastic. With
a superhuman mother,
468
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,283
there is far less chance
of parental fatality.
469
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,493
Oh, yeah. That's great...
470
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:55,703
That's great news.
471
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,079
So, I have a few standouts
472
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,748
that I think you'll be
pretty thrilled with.
473
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,876
You mind if I, uh, just
kind of flip around a bit?
474
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,337
Oh.
475
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,797
Thank you. Thank you.
Sorry. Move this over.
476
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,216
Sorry.
477
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,342
Is there anything in particular
478
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:10,718
that you're looking for?
479
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,428
Um, boy, girl?
480
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,722
No, you know, we don't
really see gender that way.
481
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:18,059
- Well, Samir is South Asian.
- Mm-hmm.
482
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,686
That is very hot right now.
483
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,480
No, that sounds great.
Wh... Uh, Samir...
484
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,690
- Right here? Okay.
- South Asian.
485
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,042
Nadia, do you know
why you're here today?
486
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,794
Did I do something wrong?
487
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,797
Not at all. You've
made so much progress.
488
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,715
That's why you're here.
489
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,884
You're getting what
you've always wanted.
490
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,972
You're-you're adopting me?
491
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,849
No, I can't adopt you,
sport, not technically.
492
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:02,144
It's more complicated than
you need to worry about.
493
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,356
But you are a very rare
and exceptional girl,
494
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,149
and you're coming with me.
495
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,859
I'm gonna take care of you now.
496
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,236
Is that all right?
497
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,947
"It has been a terrible, horrible,
498
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,907
no good, very bad day.
499
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,078
My mom says some days are like that.
500
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,580
Even in Australia."
501
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,333
You want me to read it again?
502
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:27,128
- Actually too old for that.
- Oh, you smart-ass.
503
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,922
Scoot. Let me talk to your mom.
504
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,804
Bad days do happen.
505
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,931
Maybe I need to read this to you.
506
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,851
You have. About a
million times before bed.
507
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:48,482
- Anything in the news?
- Still nothing.
508
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:53,321
Good.
509
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,663
Tony was a friend of yours.
510
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,123
I understand why you'd be upset.
511
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,500
Somebody at Vought dropped the ball.
512
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:10,087
I can't have people showing
up at my work calling me Nadia.
513
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,839
A cleaning crew sterilized the site
514
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,091
within 15 minutes of the incident.
515
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,177
No witnesses have come forward.
516
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:19,347
And if they do, we'll deal with them.
517
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,349
The same way you dealt with Tony.
518
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,060
Come on, sport.
519
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,854
Haven't I always taken care of you?
520
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,574
Welcome. Next.
521
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,409
Ah, ah.
522
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,662
Oh. Sorry, mate.
523
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,289
Here you go.
524
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,708
Nice piece. Welcome.
525
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,627
Next.
526
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,213
Come through.
527
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:56,217
♪ This country rocks,
this country rolls ♪
528
00:27:56,300 --> 00:28:00,471
♪ No matter if you're
young or if you're old ♪
529
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:03,933
♪ You can stand up for
the red, white and blue ♪
530
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,603
♪ And cheer for the freedoms
that it gave to you... ♪
531
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,814
And I'll tell you something,
532
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,733
if "Dakota" Bob Singer
gets elected president,
533
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:15,361
well, you say hello
to left-wing socialism.
534
00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:16,904
'Cause I'll tell you this right now,
535
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,406
he is gonna follow the George Soros
536
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,033
globalist playbook to a T.
537
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:25,287
Step one, oppress the citizens
and confiscate their firearms.
538
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,206
Step two,
539
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,667
have it all gleefully reported
by the so-called news media.
540
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,752
- Fake news!
- And step three,
541
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,504
in every classroom around the country,
542
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,089
they're gonna teach your
kids to hate America,
543
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,049
the Constitution and
the Second Amendment.
544
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:40,136
Good for us, the silent majority,
545
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,887
and the Vought Rifle Association,
546
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,180
let me tell you something,
547
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,141
we are armed and we're
ready to fight back.
548
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,934
Thank you for coming,
ladies and gentlemen.
549
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,353
Don't forget, two-for-one on
hollow-points on the way out.
550
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,980
Use the promo code "Gunpowder."
551
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,774
God bless y'all.
552
00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:02,992
Excuse me, Mr. Powder.
I'm your number one fan.
553
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,244
I've bought all your
rifles. Every one of them.
554
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,621
That Vought VR-15. Ooh.
555
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,082
That is a hell of a gun.
556
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,084
Smooth trigger pull.
557
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,378
Smooth.
558
00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:18,924
I'd shake your hand,
but, uh, well, you know.
559
00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,469
Well, I appreciate that.
560
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,652
Yeah, I followed you
since your Payback days.
561
00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:41,780
I mean, 14 years old,
562
00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,574
picked to be Soldier Boy's sidekick.
563
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:45,576
He was a great man.
564
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,704
Well, it's nice meeting you, buddy.
565
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,623
You must've been chuffed, eh?
566
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,249
Helping him on his missions,
567
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,251
letting him watch you on the bog,
568
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:55,920
stick his finger up your bum a bit,
569
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,922
give him a sloppy little nosh.
570
00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,424
All in a day's work
for a young ward, innit?
571
00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:02,009
Like I haven't heard
that sidekick pedo shit
572
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,511
a thousand times before.
573
00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:06,722
Why don't you do me a big
favor, buddy, and fuck off.
574
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,516
You're right. I'm sorry.
575
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:11,018
That's a filthy, unsubstantiated rumor.
576
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,686
Goddamn right it is.
577
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,022
Till now.
578
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,191
This is a complaint you filed to Vought,
579
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:19,360
begging to be taken off Payback
580
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:23,531
on account of, and I quote,
"Soldier Boy's habitual abuse."
581
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:27,284
Of course they buried it,
Vought being the cunts they are.
582
00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:28,702
That right there is a fake.
583
00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,871
- Course it is.
- I'm sorry, who are you?
584
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:34,375
I told you. Biggest fan.
585
00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,752
And I want to help you.
586
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,837
Keep shtum.
587
00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:42,383
Be a crying shame if your
red-meat faithful out there
588
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,261
found out you were Soldier
Boy's underage nob-gobbler.
589
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:49,598
Now, all I want to know
590
00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:53,477
is what happened to him,
and you're gonna tell me.
591
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,563
Or maybe I put a bullet in your head.
592
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:00,776
You do that,
593
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,279
and it'll be all over the
Interweb within an hour.
594
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,489
See, buddy, I don't give a shit.
595
00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:06,949
'Cause that never happened.
596
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:10,619
Soldier Boy never touched me like that.
597
00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:04,673
Fuck.
598
00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,643
Oh, my God! Don't jump!
599
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:43,689
Hi, Chelsea.
600
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,108
It's your lucky day.
601
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,609
Well, considering.
602
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,945
You're-you're my annual birthday save.
603
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,948
- Don't come any closer.
- Life is a precious gift.
604
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,617
To throw yours away would be
a real slap in the Lord's face,
605
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,119
don't you think?
606
00:33:57,202 --> 00:34:00,080
You don't want to go to hell
for all eternity, do you?
607
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:03,834
I'm Jewish. I...
608
00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:06,545
All right, well, regardless,
609
00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:08,464
just step back from the ledge, please?
610
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,965
Okay, that's good.
611
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,383
Just don't be afraid of the zoom.
612
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:13,385
You're not Roger Deakins.
613
00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:15,137
Mike, frame up. He could
be flying down any second.
614
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,181
Yep. You got it.
615
00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:21,435
Oh, fuck.
616
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,187
Come on, look. I'm here now.
617
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,606
If you jump, I'm just gonna
fly down and save you anyway.
618
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,941
It's all futile and...
619
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,246
Sh-She wouldn't...
620
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:44,708
It's my... It's my birthday.
621
00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,418
She...
622
00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,382
She...
623
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:12,194
You probably don't know
this because, you know, Jew,
624
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:15,531
but Jesus wasn't born
on the 25th of December.
625
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,575
That was piggybacked off a
pagan festival, and guess what.
626
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,703
Today is not my birthday, either.
627
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,330
Nope.
628
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:27,376
Don't know when it is, but
sure as hell ain't today.
629
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:32,005
This was just chosen for me
by a marketing department.
630
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,758
I mean, I can't even
have a birthday at all.
631
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,177
I wasn't born.
632
00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,596
I was just poured out
of a fucking test tube.
633
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,225
Immaculate conception.
634
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,646
I know exactly how he must have felt.
635
00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,940
Jesus.
636
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,859
You give and you give...
637
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:56,238
You give your whole fucking life,
638
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,906
and what happens?
639
00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:00,158
People just tear you down.
640
00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:03,495
Why do people destroy their gods?
641
00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,998
H-How is it fair that you get saved,
642
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:10,669
while a beautiful,
perfect god gets killed?
643
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,761
You know what, Chelsea?
644
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,932
I think you should jump.
645
00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,184
I-I don't think I want to.
646
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,895
You don't want to?
647
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,397
Why don't you show a little
follow-through, Chelsea?
648
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,317
- Jump.
- Please, I... I just want to get down.
649
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,528
I'm not suggesting anymore.
650
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,738
Jump.
651
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,907
No. No, please.
652
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,992
Oh, God, oh, God.
653
00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:44,161
No, no, no.
654
00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:45,913
No God.
655
00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:52,085
The only man in the sky is me.
656
00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,463
How the fuck did she
bite off her own tongue?
657
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,089
Stormfront Million
Dollar Babied herself.
658
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,466
- That's horrible.
- Oh, so...
659
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,241
Daddy? It smells smoky.
660
00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:28,622
It's okay, baby, I got it.
661
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,966
Fucking piece of shit.
662
00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:40,467
Shut the fuck up!
663
00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,312
I'm sorry.
664
00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:55,315
Baby, I'm sorry.
665
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,666
I'm sorry.
666
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,680
- Hey.
- Hey.
667
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:31,435
- Hughie.
- Hi.
668
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,937
- Hey, where you been?
- Uh...
669
00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,480
You know, just, um,
670
00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:37,649
- working from home.
- Oh, my God, your hand.
671
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:41,403
Yeah. Yeah, no, that's... It's nothing.
672
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,405
- I'm fine.
- So, who's Nadia?
673
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,157
Nadia?
674
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,993
Yeah, Scotty said some guy came
in yesterday, asking for Nadia.
675
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,412
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, there was, there was a guy,
676
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,998
um, and he... he was
looking at your picture,
677
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,625
he said your name was
Nadia, said he knew you...
678
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:57,002
from, like, way back when.
679
00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:58,295
You weren't gonna tell me?
680
00:38:58,378 --> 00:38:59,671
Uh, no, I mean, it was just some guy
681
00:38:59,755 --> 00:39:01,131
off his meds, seemed like, yeah.
682
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:06,053
I'm sorry, I-I mean, you're
missing work, your hand.
683
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:07,971
- Lot going on.
- Hmm.
684
00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:10,182
Is there something I should know?
685
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,978
He was with me. I'm
sorry for stealing him
686
00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:16,855
away from you, but...
687
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:20,067
we had some things that
we needed to discuss.
688
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,652
Very loudly, actually.
689
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,154
We made quite the scene at Panera.
690
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:27,032
- Oh.
- I mean, it's a miracle nobody recognized me.
691
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,826
Yeah, sorry, I was, I was
trying to preserve just a tiny,
692
00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:34,122
little shred of my dignity,
but, uh, we had a fight.
693
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,832
We didn't leave things
in the greatest place,
694
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:38,126
- so I thought I would come by and...
- Check up on me?
695
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:40,378
- Well, I was worried about you.
- Yeah, well, you know I can
696
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:41,963
handle some things by myself, right?
697
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,758
- Okay, I'm just trying to help.
- I don't always need your help.
698
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:46,941
- I mean, you don't have to treat me like I'm a kid.
- Here I was thinking that I was
699
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,261
- treating you like my boyfriend.
- Well, you...
700
00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:49,596
You know, this is actually
none of my business,
701
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,014
so I'm just, I'm gonna go.
702
00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:52,974
Good-good luck with all of that.
703
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,727
- Oh, and Hughie?
- Yeah.
704
00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,437
Cut her some slack.
705
00:39:57,521 --> 00:40:00,357
You shouldn't be afraid
of a powerful woman.
706
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:08,156
Oh...
707
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,866
my God.
708
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,703
Uh, thanks for the save, by the way.
709
00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:17,791
What are you doing here?
710
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,543
What am I doing here?
711
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:22,337
Well, uh, Alex said that
you were acting weird,
712
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,798
and I've been calling you
literally every five minutes.
713
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,758
- So...
- Right.
714
00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:28,927
Shit. Sorry, I left my
phone off at Red River.
715
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,388
I thought we were gonna
handle that together.
716
00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,014
I know.
717
00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:35,433
I'm sorry.
718
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:39,896
- And you're bleeding.
- I know, because I can't open a fucking jar,
719
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:42,524
- because I can't do anything fucking right.
- Hughie.
720
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:45,694
What's going on?
721
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,613
Vicky was my friend.
722
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,073
I know her daughter.
723
00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:54,077
She-she-she surprised me in
the office on my birthday.
724
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:55,495
We used to roll through that office
725
00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:57,497
like we were the fucking Untouchables.
726
00:40:57,581 --> 00:41:01,209
I thought things were
finally, finally going my way.
727
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,338
God, what a goddam joke I am.
728
00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:08,633
Hey, that's not true, Hughie.
729
00:41:16,433 --> 00:41:18,185
Oh, um...
730
00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:21,062
I may have signed us
up to adopt a child.
731
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,285
Hey, look at that.
732
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:38,163
- There you go.
- Seven Tower.
733
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,414
- Amazing.
- Bye, Dad.
734
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,497
I love you, baby.
735
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,459
- I love you, too.
- Mm.
736
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,377
All right.
737
00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:45,587
Is Monique here?
738
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,340
Uh, Monique, Marvin's here.
739
00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:50,425
Hey, you gonna stay for
Homelander's birthday special?
740
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,094
I got some brats on the grill.
741
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,472
Think I'll pass, but thanks.
742
00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:58,850
Oh.
743
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,859
You know I've been trying, Monique.
744
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,947
Been trying to stay away from all of it.
745
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,949
The Supes.
746
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,951
Butcher.
747
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,452
For Janine.
748
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,915
- And for you.
- I know.
749
00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,125
But this...
750
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:27,295
this Soldier Boy thing came up,
751
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:30,465
and you know the baggage there, I...
752
00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,594
I tried upping my meds, just...
753
00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:37,889
You're having bad thoughts again.
754
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:41,017
And the tics and the compulsions.
755
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:43,520
Monique, I lost my
shit in front of Janine.
756
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,232
It's like, Soldier
Boy, he's like this...
757
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:50,944
this steel sliver inside
of my brain, after he...
758
00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:55,156
I don't know what to do.
759
00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:03,373
You need to go back to Butcher.
760
00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:06,459
That's what.
761
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:11,006
I never wanted to try to turn
you into something you're not.
762
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,758
I-I hate that you're making
yourself sick over it.
763
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,974
Maybe I can't be with
you anymore, Marvin,
764
00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:23,059
and I am so sorry for that.
765
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:30,025
But you should go do
what you have to do.
766
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,402
Face this shit down.
767
00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:39,159
Please don't tell Janine about this.
768
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:42,662
About any of it. My pops, none of it.
769
00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:44,956
I just want to leave her out of it.
770
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,252
Janine will be right here, waiting.
771
00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:53,298
Just... stay safe for her.
772
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,928
Stormfront was right!
773
00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:02,432
Stormfront was right!
Stormfront was right!
774
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,934
The Stormchasers marched
in Portland today,
775
00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:06,978
mourning their fallen idol Stormfront...
776
00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:09,356
... when violence broke out between...
777
00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:11,316
Mon cœur. Look.
778
00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:13,610
Look at this.
779
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,740
Six Flags in Queensbury. We go tomorrow,
780
00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:22,160
we ride the Greezed Lightnin'
and, uh, Steamin' Demon
781
00:44:22,243 --> 00:44:25,288
until we vomit the
doughnut hamburgers, huh?
782
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,669
It was never about the roller coaster.
783
00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:36,174
I know.
784
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:41,930
Kenji and I didn't have a childhood.
785
00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:50,438
I just did the same
thing to that little girl
786
00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:53,024
- and her brother.
- Little girl.
787
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:57,695
- No...
- How can they ever be children again?
788
00:44:57,779 --> 00:45:00,240
Mon cœur, no.
789
00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:05,537
That wasn't your fault.
790
00:45:07,664 --> 00:45:13,664
I'll never be a normal girl
who likes roller coasters.
791
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:19,175
I'm broken and can never be fixed.
792
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:26,099
Because of this poison,
this curse in my veins.
793
00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:01,843
Hi, buddy. I'm sorry I'm running late.
794
00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:06,556
I thought I'd have time
to sneak in a haircut.
795
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:08,516
It always takes longer
than I think it will.
796
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:11,728
There's some Double Stufs in the pantry,
797
00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:14,647
but only two, mister.
798
00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:16,900
More than two, and I will know.
799
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:20,153
Okay. I'm hanging up now.
800
00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:22,489
Just wanted to tell you that I
love you and I'll see you soon.
801
00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:25,825
So, I love you, and I'll see you soon.
802
00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:48,014
Butcher?
803
00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,642
You all right, mate?
804
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,310
Hey, um...
805
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,312
Frenchie told me about Crimson Countess.
806
00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:55,730
What the hell happened?
807
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,816
We was chasing down something, but...
808
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,860
I-I'm gonna knock it on the head.
809
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,738
Y-You was right the other day.
810
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:08,535
Things are good.
811
00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:10,912
Ryan's good.
812
00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:13,248
I should leave it well enough alone,
813
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,333
before I go and fuck it all up.
814
00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,421
You there?
815
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:25,677
Neuman's a Supe.
816
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,178
She's the head popper.
817
00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:33,142
- Yeah, what?
- Yeah, she's pretty much Stan Edgar's daughter, too.
818
00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:35,311
Past year of my life has been a waste.
819
00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:37,605
I thought we could fight Vought
the right way, but we can't.
820
00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:38,815
It's all rigged.
821
00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:41,234
If we're gonna take them down,
822
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,820
we have to do whatever it takes.
823
00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,530
We have to do it your way.
824
00:47:48,825 --> 00:47:50,618
Butcher, you there?
825
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,033
You got to be fucking kidding me.
826
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,285
Get your ass off of my car.
827
00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:35,496
Why you protecting Soldier Boy?
828
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:38,374
If he'd have slipped me a
length, I wouldn't hesitate.
829
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,293
I'd throw him to the fucking dogs.
830
00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,515
Oh, shit.
831
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,947
Okay, okay.
832
00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:55,034
Please.
833
00:49:55,118 --> 00:49:57,161
Soldier Boy used to slap me
around a little bit, all right?
834
00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:59,455
It was just hazing that
went too far, all right?
835
00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:01,457
- That's it.
- What fucking happened to him?
836
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:04,502
He didn't die in an accident, all right?
837
00:50:04,585 --> 00:50:07,755
The whole nuclear meltdown
thing, it was just bullshit.
838
00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:10,007
I fucking know that. What killed him?
839
00:50:10,091 --> 00:50:11,843
I don't know.
840
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,554
I-I don't know! I don't fucking know!
841
00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:17,640
All right? We were in Nicaragua,
842
00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:20,143
in fucking '84, but I
didn't see it happen.
843
00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:22,895
- Well, you must have seen something.
- I didn't see shit.
844
00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:25,022
Fuck, I was just a kid.
845
00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:28,401
Ask the others. Ask the fucking CIA.
846
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,194
- CIA?
- Yeah.
847
00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:34,407
Yeah. We were working with the CIA.
848
00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:36,159
Who was the case officer?
849
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:38,911
Grace.
850
00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:40,997
Grace... Grace Mallory.
851
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,374
All right? Fuck.
852
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,089
Look, please.
853
00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:51,716
Please, look...
854
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:53,885
Look, I told you everything I know.
855
00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,179
All right? Please, just-just...
856
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:58,890
I know you did.
857
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:01,726
But it don't change what you are.
858
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,483
♪ Your road's getting wetter ♪
859
00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:52,151
♪ You're so fine ♪
860
00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:54,612
♪ When you're cruising in your Jetta ♪
861
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,739
♪ Cruising in your Jetta for me ♪
862
00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:59,617
♪ Cruise in your Jetta
for me, baby, baby, baby ♪
863
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,537
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
- ♪ Oh, finally ♪
864
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,706
♪ Got your license to drive me crazy ♪
865
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:09,043
♪ Come on, pretty baby,
make me feel so alive ♪
866
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:13,589
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
- ♪ License to drive ♪
867
00:52:13,673 --> 00:52:15,132
♪ Now that you're 16 ♪
868
00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:17,134
♪ Me crazy ♪
869
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,023
Yeah.
870
00:52:31,107 --> 00:52:33,401
- What the fuck is he wearing?
- Yeah!
871
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:35,862
What the fuck is he wearing?
872
00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:38,823
Yeah, all right. Let's hear
it for Supersonic, everybody.
873
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,157
Get me fucking wardrobe.
874
00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:43,578
Get me fucking wardrobe so
I can fucking choke them out!
875
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:47,331
All right, so now, I would like
to bring out our cocaptains.
876
00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:49,208
So let's give it up for Starlight
877
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:53,004
and the man of the hour
himself, Homelander!
878
00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,510
- Happy birthday, Homelander.
- Hey, thank you.
879
00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:03,180
- Yeah.
- I can see your girdle, you disgusting fat fuck.
880
00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:05,892
Get off the fucking stage.
881
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:15,151
Wow, I'm so honored to
be with you guys tonight
882
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:20,364
to celebrate my dear friend
and mentor Homelander.
883
00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:23,576
I'm here to do more than wish
you a happy birthday, though.
884
00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:26,078
I'm thrilled to be announcing
885
00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:29,832
a project that is near
and dear to my heart.
886
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,543
The Starlight House is
a nonprofit foundation
887
00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:36,172
dedicated to helping
homeless and at-risk youth.
888
00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:38,758
Hey, Homelander! Your Nazi died!
889
00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:41,677
Did he just say his Nazi died?
890
00:53:41,761 --> 00:53:42,845
Let's go.
891
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,480
Homelander...
892
00:53:54,482 --> 00:53:55,816
He's just, he's a human.
893
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,568
He's just like the rest of us.
894
00:53:57,652 --> 00:54:00,821
And we all make mistakes, right?
895
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:04,742
But we all deserve second chances.
896
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:09,080
In that spirit, Homelander has agreed
897
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:13,584
to donate $10 million...
898
00:54:13,668 --> 00:54:16,671
- to the Starlight House, which is, I mean...
- No.
899
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,214
- Give... Come on. Give it up.
- No.
900
00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,999
- Give it up for this guy.
- No. No.
901
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,240
No.
902
00:54:23,636 --> 00:54:26,222
Starlight lied to you just now. She did.
903
00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:27,890
I don't make mistakes.
904
00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:30,393
I'm not "just like the rest of you."
905
00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:33,270
I'm stronger. I'm smarter.
906
00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:36,482
I'm better. I am better.
907
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,776
I'm not some weak-kneed fucking crybaby
908
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,237
that goes around fucking
apologizing all the time.
909
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,239
And why the fuck would
you want me to be?
910
00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:45,992
Go to fucking commercial,
Roger. Go to fucking commercial.
911
00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:48,327
Don't you dare stop rolling, Roger!
912
00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:52,748
All my life, people
have tried to control me.
913
00:54:52,832 --> 00:54:54,500
My whole life.
914
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,919
Rich people, powerful people
915
00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:59,255
have tried to muzzle me, cancel me,
916
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:03,300
keep me impotent and obedient,
like I'm a fucking puppet.
917
00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:04,885
You know what? It worked.
918
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:07,179
Because I allowed it to work.
919
00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:09,849
And guess what. If they can control me,
920
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:11,934
then you can bet your
ass they can control you.
921
00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:14,228
They already do. You
just don't realize it.
922
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,690
I'm done.
923
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:19,734
I am done apologizing.
924
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:22,653
I am done being
persecuted for my strength.
925
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:25,740
You people should be thanking Christ
926
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,702
that I am who and what I
am, because you need me.
927
00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:32,163
You need me to save you.
928
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:34,248
You do.
929
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:40,546
I am the only one who possibly can.
930
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,675
You're not the real heroes.
931
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,679
I'm the real hero.
932
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:55,227
I'm the real hero.
933
00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,984
♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
934
00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,278
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
- ♪ You got your license ♪
935
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,322
♪ Got your license to drive me ♪
936
00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:10,701
♪ Oh, yeah, crazy ♪
937
00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:20,169
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
938
00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:21,962
- ♪ Come over here, baby ♪
- ♪ Let's go ♪
939
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:24,215
♪ Got your hands spread wide ♪
940
00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,634
- ♪ At ten and two ♪
- ♪ Ten and two ♪
941
00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:29,553
♪ I'm gonna take you to driving school ♪
942
00:56:29,637 --> 00:56:31,472
♪ I'm hugging those curves ♪
943
00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,432
♪ Got your hands on my wheel ♪
944
00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:35,851
- ♪ When you grab that stick ♪
- ♪ Grab that stick ♪
945
00:56:35,935 --> 00:56:37,728
♪ Gonna make your tires squeal ♪
946
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,940
♪ Dangerous curves, she's my sweet 16 ♪
947
00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:45,361
♪ Make my engine purr,
you're my teenage queen, oh ♪
948
00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:49,532
♪ Baby, baby, baby, got
your license to drive ♪
949
00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:52,827
♪ Got your license to drive me crazy ♪
950
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:55,830
♪ Come on, pretty baby,
make me feel so alive ♪
951
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:59,458
- ♪ Feel so alive ♪
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
952
00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:02,711
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
- ♪ Now that you're 16 ♪
953
00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:04,672
♪ Me crazy ♪
954
00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,174
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
955
00:57:07,258 --> 00:57:10,511
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
956
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:13,222
- ♪ I've got you ♪
- ♪ Got those tight jeans on ♪
957
00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:15,516
♪ You're on a mission ♪
958
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:19,228
♪ The seat goes back, put
my key in your ignition ♪
959
00:57:19,311 --> 00:57:23,149
♪ Slip on over to the passenger side ♪
960
00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:26,819
♪ Now, baby, baby, got
to show me your ride ♪
961
00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:30,072
♪ Dangerous curves, she's my sweet 16 ♪
962
00:57:30,156 --> 00:57:34,201
♪ Make my engine purr,
you're my teenage queen, oh ♪
963
00:57:34,285 --> 00:57:37,204
♪ Baby, baby, baby, got
your license to drive ♪
964
00:57:37,288 --> 00:57:39,123
♪ You've got your license ♪
965
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,792
♪ Got your license to drive me crazy ♪
966
00:57:41,876 --> 00:57:45,963
♪ Come on, pretty baby,
make me feel so alive ♪
967
00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:49,717
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
968
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,220
♪ Show me your license
and drive me crazy ♪
969
00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:56,390
♪ Baby, baby, baby, got
your license to drive ♪
970
00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,058
♪ Oh, finally ♪
971
00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,644
♪ Got your license to drive me crazy ♪
972
00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:04,607
♪ Come on, pretty baby,
make me feel so alive ♪
973
00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:08,360
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
- ♪ Got your license to drive ♪
974
00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:10,279
♪ Now that you're 16 ♪
975
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,156
♪ Me crazy ♪
976
00:58:12,157 --> 00:58:17,157
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