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The answer to all our prayers.
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A virus that kills Supes.
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Somebody's been running tests.
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Holy shit.
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Let's go.
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Sameer, is the virus gone?
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That's the only dose.
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{\an8}So we inject it
into your dead buddy over here,
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{\an8}to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep.
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- Where's Sameer?
We couldn't find Dr. Shah.
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She knew the difference
between right and wrong.
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That baby killer!
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You set me up
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and you fell for it.
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What's your next step?
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The world ripped down,
rebuilt in your image.
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Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious?
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Shh.
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We recently found a leak.
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- I'm still gonna fuck your wife.
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There's
something wrong with me.
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I don't know what to do!
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I love you so much.
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Some sins deserve
eternal damnation.
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I have committed murders.
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We don't belong with decent people.
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We are monsters
so other people don't have to be.
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You chopped off my fucking leg!
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You'll be back to work in no time.
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- What work?
You're gonna make us
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some more of that virus.
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Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, motherfucker.
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Now listen up, son.
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We been awfully patient with you...
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...but it's time to stop fucking about
and get the job done.
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Mary's little lamb is starting to stink.
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I could just bash your fucking head in,
jog your memory.
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Or, alternatively...
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...you just give us a list
of what you need
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to extract the virus.
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You cut off my fucking leg,
you chain me here... For what?
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Listen, mate.
I'm the only thing
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that's standing between you
and a murderball game at the Y.
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You don't understand, I can't.
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I can't. Vicky, Zoe... I can't.
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Could just send you
back to them in a fucking bucket,
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you don't do whatever the fuck we say.
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You all right?
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Yeah, right as rain.
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You got a week.
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And make it strong enough
to top Homelander.
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A week? This could take months!
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A week.
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Don't let him fall asleep this time.
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To my right, your left,
is the famous Beresford Hotel
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out of where Ralph Fiennes's
Chris Marshall pursued
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JLo's maid Marisa, asking
if any part of their love was real.
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You know, this has got to be
a health code violation.
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It's what he wanted.
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My God, did he love Maid in Manhattan.
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Man, that movie sucks.
- It's so bad.
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- Right?
- It's so bad.
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I just feel like
maybe I shouldn't leave, you know?
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You know, you can call me anytime,
I can come in same day...
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Yeah, but people back home really need
their Voughtality beauty care, right?
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Really, I'm...
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- I'm fine.
- Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Is she okay?
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Kimiko?
Our friend Frenchie
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just turned himself in
for a bunch of murders he committed
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for this Russian mob boss,
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but Kimiko's upset that he didn't talk
to her about it first, so...
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Who the fuck are your friends?
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Abortion is murder!
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- Hey, fuck off, asshole!
- Hughie, Hughie...
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Hey, stop, stop, please, please, please.
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Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- I am so sorry, Daphne, I'm so sorry.
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- That man is a piece of shit, dear.
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Folks, this way.
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That's not part of the tour.
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Patterson.
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Villanueva family. Davies.
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Line up for the next visitor shuttle.
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Inmate's name and DIN?
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Inmate refused visitation.
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Next.
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♪ USA... ♪
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{\an8}Hope y'all are having a blessed day.
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{\an8}Cameron Coleman has taken a sabbatical,
and I'm tickled to announce
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{\an8}that I'm filling in
as the evening news anchor.
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{\an8}So without further ado, our top story...
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{\an8}are Jewish space lasers brainwashing you
into joining their shuls?
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{\an8}Our story tonight begins with Jerry Brown,
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{\an8}the Rand Corporation
and the Manischewitz kosher--
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...let your intention connect
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with an almost affectionate attention
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- toward the breath.
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Hey,
this is so fucked--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
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Where are you?
- Toronto, so we could talk.
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They killed Cameron Coleman because
they thought that he was the fucking leak.
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Oh, shit.
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Listen, I can't do this shit anymore, man.
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- I'm done!
- All right.
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No one ever said this would be easy.
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Think about your brother, your nephews...
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They'd be so proud of you, man.
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Who cares what my family thinks
if I'm already fucking dead?
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Calm down.
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Now walk me through everything.
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And let's process
this shit together, all right?
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This is so fucked!
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So before Cameron got beaten to death,
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Homelander was seen
putting Supes together like a...
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An army.
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Mm-hmm.
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And then A-Train saw
Tek-Knight talking to Sage.
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Looked like they were planning something--
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You want to talk to Tek-Knight.
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Now, he's having a Federalist Society
party tonight at his estate.
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I cannot believe
that this is about
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to come out of my mouth, but...
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...we could use Butcher.
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Have you heard from him?
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Motherfucker's MIA.
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Hey.
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Maybe you should sit this out. You know?
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You've just been through so much.
With your dad...
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I'm fine.
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Focusing on work is exactly
what I need to do right now, okay?
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Just trust me.
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Okay. So, how are we supposed to sneak
into an alt-right cocktail party?
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Thought you'd never ask.
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Webweaver?
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I know you.
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Where's the limey?
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Don't worry about all that.
I got your medicine.
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Usually Beardy McBritish wants
some dirt in exchange, but...
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I'm fresh out.
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Unless there's another way I can pay?
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Wink-wink.
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On the house, for being a loyal CI.
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Yo. I'm-I'm, I'm pretty fucked up, no cap.
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Would you mind doing the honors?
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Fuck you mean?
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- Shoot it up my pooper, dawg.
- Motherfucker, you done lost your mind.
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There's some lube on the table here.
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Squeeze bottle, not the pump.
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The blue one on the right.
With the water base.
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No fucking way.
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A.G., A.G.
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I'll boof that shit later.
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♪ Wild thing, wild thing... ♪
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♪ She love to do...
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Fuck.
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Oh, yeah, really get it up in there, dawg.
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Oh, yo, yo!
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- What?
- That's my web hole!
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Ohh, back up, back it up, back it up.
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- Oh. Fuck.
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- Oh. Fuck.
- Oh. Oh...
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All right.
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Ooh.
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Oh. Yo. My bad.
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Hey.
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Uh...
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You good?
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Want some Purell or...?
Okay, yep. Coming in. Coming in.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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Ain't enough Purell in the fucking world.
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How, uh...
how long's he gonna be out for?
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With as much Rohypnol I shot up his ass,
at least 48 hours.
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Get his pants.
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There's the big man!
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The myth, the legend,
the symbol of America.
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Please. We're all patriots here.
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Good evening, sir. How are you?
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- This is Ryan, my son.
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How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker?
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Well, it, uh, might've taken
18 rounds of voting, but we got there,
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- didn't we?
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You know, sir, it's humbling
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to see your commitment to America.
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Greatest country on Earth.
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- Can't wait to see you inherit
The Seven one of these days.
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Those are mighty big boots to fill.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Captain...
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my captain.
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It is such an honor to have you here.
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I mean, the two top heroes together.
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Can't you just smell the team-up?
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You know, Sage and I might
need you for the moment,
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but let's get one thing straight--
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there is no team-up.
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We're not equals.
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You're pathetic.
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You can't even fly, for God's sakes.
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Come on, buddy.
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Ah! Oh, what a cutup.
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What part of
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"you're an idiot child not welcome
at the adult table" do you not understand?
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Oh, I thought you knew everything.
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Tek Knight invited me.
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We go way back.
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It's so good to see you here.
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...and The Whole Truth got picked up
for another season on Vought+.
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It's a hit.
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Must be, if you got all this.
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No, you--
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you don't get this
from entertainment money.
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This is real money.
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Eleven generations' money.
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Oh.
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The Vernon family started out
as slave catchers.
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Now we own more private prisons
than any other company in the U.S. of A.
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And you sure know how to fill them.
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From snout to tail, I catch, house,
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and rehab criminals, and then I catch them
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- all over again.
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You know, I bet A-Train here would've
given my great-great-granddaddy
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- a run for his money. Ah?
Oh.
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But we would've caught you.
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Ooh.
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I guess we'll never know.
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Come on out, kid.
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You guys are gonna laugh.
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No one is gonna laugh.
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Guys, come on. You-you promised.
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Oh, my God.
Okay, you know what?
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Ah!
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Fuck you guys.
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How did a junkie like Webweaver score
an invite to this anyway?
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Don't know.
But A-Train said he's on the list.
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God, why does he wear it
so tight?
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Smells like ass sweat
and broken dreams in here.
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Good, it'll hide your scent
from Tek Knight.
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You don't want to give him any tells.
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Wait. Tek Knight has super smell?
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Yeah. Smell, vision, taste, touch.
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- He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth.
- I don't like this.
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He's gonna make Hughie.
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How else are we gonna
find out what Sage is cooking?
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Just got to work fast, kid.
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Take these bugs,
put 'em all over the party,
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and lure Tek Knight back here
as soon as you can.
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- Okay.
- We'll take care of the rest.
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Oh, God.
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Okay. Comm check-ins every two minutes.
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Just say something, okay?
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- Anything.
- Yeah. Copy.
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In Webweaver's voice, motherfucker.
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Uh... [imitates Webweaver] Copy, dawg.
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00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,162
Hey...
258
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,664
I'm fine.
259
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,333
All right? Trust me.
260
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,628
Okay.
261
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,756
Ooh, that is... ripe.
262
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,141
Webweaver.
263
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,020
Master Knight's expecting you.
264
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,314
He'll be thrilled.
265
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,734
Yeah, uh, so am I, dawg.
266
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,372
Fuck, oh, fuck. The Seven are here.
267
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,960
Just
hurry up and plant the bugs, Hughie.
268
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,634
- Oh, shit, I'm so sorry. I...
- Jesus fucking--
269
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,718
Madam...
270
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,263
- Vice President-elect.
- Oh, shit.
271
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,722
Uh...
272
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,810
Um...
273
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,689
Webweaver.
274
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,484
That's quite a scent.
275
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,735
- Webweaver!
276
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,153
You made it.
277
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,407
Oh, it's so good
to meet you in person. Finally.
278
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,658
Feels like I already know you.
279
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,076
Yeah, I know. Me too.
280
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,036
No... cap?
281
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,248
Really, I'm honored that you would even
consider the sidekick gig.
282
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,835
I know it's a big change,
but if tonight goes well...
283
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,045
- ...it's yours.
- Oh.
284
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,922
Uh, w-well, great.
285
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,509
- Mm-hmm.
- Um, that's... great.
286
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,761
Well, you know, I've never been
to an estate before.
287
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,430
- Mm.
- Um, do you guys have stables?
288
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,934
Let's get the tour started inside.
289
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,228
- Okay? Come on.
Okay. Got it.
290
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,231
What happened to you?
291
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,442
You look like you got ass-fucked
by the business end of a hammer.
292
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,694
Well, maybe I don't want to be
at this CPAC nightmare
293
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,362
any more than they want me here.
294
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,489
There's gonna be
a little sidebar later on.
295
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,450
One percent of the one percent.
296
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:12,037
Sage here is going to lube them up
with cognac and Montecristos,
297
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,165
and then convince them
to commit a little high treason.
298
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,374
I'm sorry, what the fuck?
299
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,418
Why would I expose myself like that?
300
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,670
Because in this room
is 38% of the U.S. GDP.
301
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,591
And if we have a shot in hell of pulling
off the 25th Amendment, we need them.
302
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,718
Do you want to be el jefe or not?
303
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,349
Good. Now, you're the virgin at prom.
304
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,100
Go get finger-popped.
305
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,479
Oh, hey.
306
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,148
You hear about Stan Edgar?
307
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,567
Well, what about him?
308
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,445
Well, apparently,
he got released from prison.
309
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:52,327
Hmm. Details are fairly sketchy as to why.
310
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:56,164
How. But, yeah, he got out.
311
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,291
Hasn't been seen since.
312
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,793
Well, he's nothing if not slippery.
313
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,003
I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
314
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,007
He can't hurt us.
315
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,134
Mm-hmm.
316
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,690
That's why I went
to the Safdies to direct.
317
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,316
Okay, Hughie, check in.
318
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,444
- No more PG-13 bullshit.
- Oh, wow, I love these,
uh, these orchid prints
319
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,780
in your... stairway.
320
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,826
Oh, wow.
321
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,996
I love your study. So many books.
322
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,375
Got the original
Beecher Stowe Uncle Tom's Cabin.
323
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,501
- Cool.
- Mm-hmm.
324
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,086
Cool, cool.
325
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,923
Now, look, uh, I don't do this
for just anybody, but, uh...
326
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,216
you want to see the Tek Cave?
327
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,718
The Tek Ca-- Uh...
328
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,679
S-Sure, I mean, uh, fuck yeah, dawg.
329
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,644
Oh, it's one of those pull-the-book,
hidden-elevator-thingies.
330
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,354
Like in my movies.
331
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,398
Like in your movies.
- Shit.
332
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,983
Huh.
333
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,617
Hughie.
334
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,627
Oh, my God.
335
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,754
Uh...
336
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,298
Oh, wow.
337
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:35,972
This is the Tek Cave. Cool, cool.
338
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,224
Ah, you've met Elijah.
339
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,685
Raised me since I lost my parents.
340
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,354
He's like a dad to me.
341
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,856
Isn't that right, Elijah?
342
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,442
That's correct, Master Knight.
343
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,989
There's nothing greater
than a father's guiding hand.
344
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,491
You know?
345
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,743
That's for sure.
346
00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,914
Jesus. You didn't get all the santorum
off the gibbet cage!
347
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,248
It'll be taken care of, sir.
348
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,793
- Most certainly.
349
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,128
- We got to pull him out.
350
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,798
No, no, no. Look, j-just hold on.
351
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,884
- Uh...
352
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,473
Who is that?
353
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,933
That's my last sidekick.
354
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,520
I don't like liars.
355
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,106
The whole culture down here
is based on trust.
356
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,650
Huh.
357
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,030
Are you agitated?
358
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,865
No, I'm fine.
359
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,242
I get it.
360
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,327
This is all a little vanilla for you.
361
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,996
But... don't worry.
362
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,583
Tonight, we're really
gonna push ourselves...
363
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,461
...to your level.
364
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,518
Hey. Dude.
365
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,728
Are you fucking nuts?
366
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,272
Put your mask back on.
367
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,732
G-Get out of his chair.
What are you doing?
368
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,901
You know what's funny? I hate sake.
369
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,529
But I'm supposed to follow
some stupid Black ninja bullshit,
370
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,239
which makes no goddamn sense,
by the way.
371
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:17,991
You ever meet a Black ninja?
372
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,367
Lower your voice.
373
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,702
There's nobody here.
374
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,371
They left us like babies
so they could go do important stuff.
375
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,956
- We don't matter.
- Hey.
376
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:28,126
Speak for yourself.
I'm doing a ton of important shit.
377
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,627
Yeah? Like what?
378
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,505
Need-to-know, bro.
Need-to-fucking-know.
379
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,799
Fuck it. I'm done with all this shit.
380
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,092
You're quitting?
381
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,636
What are you gonna do?
Seven's the biggest gig there is.
382
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,388
Look, I don't understand Noir, okay?
383
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,639
You know there was nothing in his closet
384
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,268
but literally like seven file boxes
of shitty Buster Beaver drawings?
385
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,644
Why'd he have that?
386
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,770
Who the fuck knows or cares?
387
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,816
I'm going to Missouri tomorrow.
388
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:55,361
I booked Cirque de Vought's new show,
VIVANT! Music of the Bee Gees.
389
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,196
Three nights a week in Branson.
390
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,823
They're gonna let me fly.
391
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,491
I can fly, did you know that?
392
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:04,078
Yeah, dude, we all know that.
Look, why didn't you just come to me?
393
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,039
About what?
394
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,291
Seriously? Dude.
395
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,337
Man, me and the old Noir?
396
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:16,299
We were like great bros, like real bros.
397
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,259
Give me this.
398
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,851
Few years ago, Noir cleared out
an entire Indonesian fishing village.
399
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,729
Vought Fresh Farms was expanding
their palm oil plantation,
400
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,773
but the locals were bitching
'cause they needed the river
401
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,651
to survive or whatever the fuck.
402
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,528
Noir "cancelled" two dozen of 'em.
403
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,572
Came back with
a raging hard-on for a week.
404
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,409
No, dude, see, what you're not getting
405
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,580
is how horny killing made the old Noir.
406
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,915
That was his whole thing.
407
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,250
But I don't really like violence.
408
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,008
Look, I know this
is hard to imagine, but...
409
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,468
some people laugh at me.
410
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,011
It's crazy, right?
411
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,221
Yeah.
412
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,307
But you know what I realized?
413
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,893
When I crush someone's nose
into the back of their skull
414
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:12,188
or beat 'em so bad
that they'll never walk again?
415
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,108
They're not laughing anymore.
416
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,610
They show respect.
417
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,031
Violence is power.
418
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,995
I'm starting to get why
it gave Noir so much chub.
419
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,252
Let your intention connect.
Oh, something is wrong.
420
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,879
Something is really, really wrong.
421
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,673
We should've never sent him in there.
422
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,591
Everything that's been
going on with his dad, I mean...
423
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,385
Fuck!
424
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:45,096
- M.M.!
- Annie, I hear you.
425
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,306
But what if we go in there
and we blow that man's cover?
426
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,392
Homelander is in there.
427
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,894
Sage, Firecracker, Neuman.
428
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,772
I'm going in.
429
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,650
Kimiko?
430
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:07,285
I'm going to move clarity forward
through mindfulness.
431
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:14,500
And a gang of halothane to go with it.
432
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,851
Are you all right?
433
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,563
I'm fine.
434
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,693
How you chopped off
an innocent man's leg...
435
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,362
...does that sound fine to you?
436
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,324
It's the only way...
437
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:49,327
I'm gonna get a proper crack
at Homelander.
438
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,788
Have you talked to Ryan?
439
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,249
Are you even trying
to get him out anymore?
440
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:59,462
Or is... this just the same old
bloodlust all over again?
441
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:02,215
Jesus Christ, you're doing
me fucking head in.
442
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,093
I'm trying to save
the bleedin' world here.
443
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,886
Claret's gonna get spilt.
444
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,934
I can't do...
445
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,937
what needs to be done
and keep you happy.
446
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,816
Billy, come on.
447
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:22,068
I mean, "saving the world"? Really?
448
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,405
You're gonna kill one Homelander...
449
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,033
...just to end up with another.
450
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,077
All right, split up,
451
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,288
stay connected,
stay the fuck out of sight.
452
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:21,502
Actually, we know
if the rape is legitimate.
453
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:25,047
The woman's body has a way
to reject that pregnancy.
454
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:29,719
A nationwide ban on abortion
is just good policy.
455
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,934
Huh.
456
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,107
Tequila shots. Reposado.
Keep 'em coming.
457
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,656
I just had abortion mansplained
to me by a guy
458
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,451
who refuses to be alone
with any woman who isn't his wife...
459
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:55,786
...or mistress.
460
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,249
I don't know.
I mean, cozying up to these people,
461
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,960
you're fucking asking me
to do the impossible here.
462
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:15,181
When I was 11,
my grandma was diagnosed
463
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:18,684
with Stage 3 chronic
lymphocytic leukemia.
464
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:20,895
God...
465
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:24,523
She had the biggest laugh,
but she got so small so fast.
466
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,108
She was bed-ridden.
467
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:29,237
The doctors didn't care about
saving some old ex-Black Panther
468
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,656
and they told my parents
there was nothing to be done.
469
00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:35,952
I stayed up the next three nights
and discovered a cure.
470
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:41,457
Presented my research
to those satisfied fat crackers,
471
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:45,253
they patted me on the head,
said I was adorable and laughed at me.
472
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,339
Grandma died screaming in pain.
473
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:57,056
I could cure cancer,
reverse global warming,
474
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,100
but what's the point?
475
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,186
Humans are animals.
476
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,523
And the lines at Voughtland
are too long as it is.
477
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:11,570
Why are you telling me this?
478
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,282
Because you remember what it's like,
479
00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:18,369
being a little girl
who no one fucking listens to.
480
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,708
And because fuck them all.
481
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:30,047
The only way women like us
have ever gotten what we deserved...
482
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,887
...one hand in their pockets while
the other slits their fucking throats.
483
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,892
Now...
484
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,979
You in or out?
485
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,407
Mm. Oh.
486
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,798
It's a great party, huh?
487
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,092
Y'all see all the free shrimp they got?
488
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,679
Firecracker, it's kind of
a private conversation.
489
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,932
But I'm sure the bar has
some SunnyD and Everclear.
490
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,279
Where is our host?
491
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,699
Mm. I have not seen him in a while.
492
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,117
- ♪ Happy ♪
493
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,369
♪ Just one more year...
494
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:43,287
Master Knight.
495
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:46,540
It's your favorite.
German chocolate.
496
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,751
For the texture
against the bare cheeks, right?
497
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:07,103
- Okay. Go.
- Okay. Uh...
498
00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:08,896
Okay.
499
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,564
Sit.
500
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,864
Mm-hmm.
501
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,289
Yeah.
502
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,291
Like this?
503
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,961
Yeah.
504
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,295
Moosh it.
505
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,840
Now...
506
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,675
fart.
507
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,721
Oh, that's-- That's okay, I don't really--
508
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,391
I don't really have to, dawg.
509
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,184
♪ About buying some land ♪
510
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,562
♪ He's gonna give up the booze
and the one-night stands...
511
00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:52,314
Yeah, I mean, I'm fine, though.
512
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:53,649
This is fine.
513
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:05,327
Oh, that's fucking hot.
514
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,121
♪ Oh, you're never gonna stop moving...
515
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,415
Ugh. You started without me?
516
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,958
No, no, no, no.
517
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:14,170
You are just in time.
518
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:19,842
I left a present for you
in the changing room.
519
00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:23,262
- Mm.
- And no, it's not scat.
520
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,973
- This time.
521
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:28,058
♪ You're goin' ♪
522
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,727
♪ You're goin' home ♪
523
00:29:29,727 --> 00:29:30,978
Webweaver,
524
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:32,605
clean up.
525
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,774
We are just getting started.
526
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,700
Oh, man.
527
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,086
Oh, goddamn.
528
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,923
You really do look like warmed-up shit.
529
00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:00,883
Oh, go fuck yourself.
530
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:03,260
Already did. Twice today.
531
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,222
Look at how my hand cramped up.
532
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:13,020
You know, we got to give Sameer credit.
533
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,189
Little fucker's a tough nut.
534
00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:18,651
He'll crack.
535
00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,444
Ain't got no choice.
536
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:21,987
None of us do.
537
00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:24,990
What's that supposed to mean?
538
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:39,463
Man, you want to know what was harder
for me than going off on that last tour?
539
00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:43,968
Coming home.
540
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:46,095
Applebee's with Tanya.
541
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,805
Helping Joe Jr. with his trig.
542
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,724
Fucking towel shopping.
543
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:56,105
Everywhere I looked, I saw the faces,
544
00:30:56,105 --> 00:31:01,652
the ruined faces of those men
that you and me tortured and killed.
545
00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:04,321
But see, I just-- I couldn't square up
546
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:08,284
who I was at home
with the shit that I'd done.
547
00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:11,120
And then, one night, over...
548
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,332
boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings,
549
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:16,750
it came to me.
550
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,502
Crystal.
551
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:21,338
That guy that was taking out the trash
552
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:25,175
and watching SportsCenter, that wasn't me.
553
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,094
The real me?
554
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:32,141
The real me likes to hear them scream.
555
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:38,522
So, now, tell me, Billy...
556
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,608
who's the real you?
557
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,032
♪ Sailing takes me away...
558
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:50,034
Should we get back to the party?
559
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,744
Oh, this is the party, baby.
560
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:55,664
When that shit upstairs is over,
the real movers will come down here.
561
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,291
They'll want to play with you, too.
562
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:58,792
♪ Just a dream and the wind...
563
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:04,715
♪ Soon I will be free...
564
00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:09,887
I'm gonna sit my swollen clit
on your stupid masked face
565
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,889
and piss like a skunk,
566
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,767
- and I just had asparagus.
567
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,226
You want that.
568
00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:17,436
Yes?
569
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,979
- Yes.
570
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,815
I said, you want that, Pain Slut.
571
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,610
Yes! Yes, Mistress--
572
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,281
I'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it.
573
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,367
I am 100% a cannibal.
574
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:34,036
Stop! No more. Uncle.
575
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:35,496
♪ Sailing...
576
00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:38,415
If Webweaver wants you to stop,
he'll use his safe word.
577
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,834
♪ To where I've always
heard it could be...
578
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,883
I'm gonna feel your pink asshole
579
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:50,761
around my wrist until you shit.
580
00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:53,305
Spiderweb!
- What?
581
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,765
Oh, sorry, sorry.
582
00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,892
I just like to shout stuff out
while I'm being tickled.
583
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,019
I'm so fucking turned on right now.
584
00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:02,398
- Yes.
585
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,276
Yeah.
586
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,112
Oh, it's getting pretty swampy down there.
587
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:09,154
Tarantula!
588
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:32,970
The fuck?
589
00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:34,680
I'm not here for you--
590
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,808
Oh, I don't give two shits
what you're here for.
591
00:33:37,808 --> 00:33:40,936
Oh, I should call Homelander right now
to come and laser your tits off.
592
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:42,855
Fuck.
593
00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:48,318
Why don't you come over here
and try and sucker punch me now, bitch?
594
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:49,778
Look, you were right.
595
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:54,324
No, don't go trying to apologize to me.
596
00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:57,244
I'm about to change your fucking life.
597
00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,247
I'm sorry for what I did to you
when we were kids--
598
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,790
Let me guess, that was Starlight, right?
599
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,460
- And that's not you anymore?
- No. No.
600
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:07,379
I tried to run away from Starlight,
tried to leave her behind,
601
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,258
like she was a different person,
but she's me.
602
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:12,885
She's all me, and I said
603
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:16,180
those fucking awful, awful things to you.
604
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:19,266
And if I'm being honest,
to other girls too, and I...
605
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:22,478
Look, it doesn't forgive you
for being a cunt for what you did.
606
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,606
But for my end of things...
607
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,860
...I'm sorry.
608
00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:35,657
I am. I am so sorry.
609
00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:40,871
You fucking whore.
610
00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,963
Oh, John Henry!
611
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:53,967
♪ Anything that you desire...
612
00:34:57,179 --> 00:35:01,767
♪ You're the one who can
put out the fire...
613
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,602
Mmm.
614
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,978
♪ When you cast your spell...
615
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:07,272
God, you still got it, mommy.
616
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,358
You still got it.
617
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,736
Why don't you go get changed, huh?
618
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:16,490
Head back upstairs, replenish your fluids?
619
00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:19,701
I'll be there in a minute.
620
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,495
Yes.
621
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,834
Oh, thank you so much.
622
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,919
I'm fine. Everything's fine.
623
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,345
You having a good time?
624
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,265
Oh, yeah.
625
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:44,184
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Just so much dried cum.
626
00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,186
You just, uh,
627
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:49,690
you tap my undies,
they'll shatter like peanut brittle, man.
628
00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:54,695
Hey, so, did I get the gig?
629
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:57,781
♪ With a word, you dry my tears...
630
00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,449
Damn it.
631
00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:02,286
Just one last thing.
632
00:36:02,286 --> 00:36:05,289
What's your safe word?
633
00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:07,541
Uh...
634
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:09,918
Uh, you know, uh, I'm actually,
I'm probably gonna save that
635
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:13,505
for something I-I really can't handle,
but yeah, I'm good.
636
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,216
You're trembling.
637
00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:19,469
Mm-mm.
- Your body's riddled by horripilation.
638
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,431
Come on.
639
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:26,310
It's the thing that you love the most.
640
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,441
Say it.
641
00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,490
Lube?
642
00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:49,291
I know you. You're Hughie Campbell.
643
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,295
- Fuck!
- This is actually great news.
644
00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:58,467
Not only am I gonna get points
for catching you,
645
00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:02,137
but before I let the big guy know
that you're down here...
646
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,555
Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,
647
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,806
wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, um...
648
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,185
you were, hey,
you were my favorite hero as a kid.
649
00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:09,603
Okay? You don't want to do this.
650
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:12,230
Everybody always has the same holes.
651
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,774
Over and over again,
652
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,233
- it gets so fucking boring.
- Please, I looked up to you.
653
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,027
Sometimes,
654
00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:18,779
you just got to make your own.
655
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,785
And then fuck them.
656
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,413
No!
657
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:34,586
Where's Annie?
658
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,092
Hughie said orchids, right?
659
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,185
- Ah. Don't you fucking move.
660
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:55,649
Kimiko, find Tek-Knight's
stupid fucking secret passage book.
661
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,027
All I have to do is scream.
662
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,696
Be the last thing you do.
663
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,864
You're smart, but you ain't bulletproof.
664
00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:07,953
But if you kill me,
you'd have to look Janine in the eye.
665
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:11,331
I said stop fucking moving.
666
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,876
Doesn't she have enough problems?
667
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:15,961
- Expelled.
668
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,921
Told a boy to "eat a bag of dicks"
669
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,297
and then broke his arm?
670
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,925
- You've been watching my daughter?
- I mean, she gets that from you.
671
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,427
Chip off the old block.
672
00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:25,554
- Shut the fuck up.
- She has anger issues.
673
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,140
Early signs of OCD. You see that, right?
674
00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:30,267
I said shut up.
675
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:32,019
You've cursed the poor girl.
676
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,645
No.
677
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,351
Look, this is a white,
Christian nation
678
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,937
founded on white, Christian values.
679
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,147
Church and state are the same thing.
680
00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:19,608
And we need Supreme Court justices who
will protect our values,
681
00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:22,444
no matter how much they cost.
682
00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:32,329
Y'all are supposed to be undercover.
683
00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:34,998
What the fuck did you do?
684
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,875
Shit. Damn.
685
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,639
Oh, fuck no. I'm not taking him.
686
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,224
You're gonna get me murdered.
687
00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,397
Just try it, bitch.
688
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:21,878
Get the door.
689
00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,466
M.M.?
690
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:30,095
What the hell just happened?
691
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:36,434
- ♪ Ooh, you made me love you ♪
692
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,644
♪ Ooh...
693
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,151
No matter what happens,
694
00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:46,570
I want you to keep fighting.
695
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,413
♪ Agree to disagree ♪
696
00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:58,790
♪ But disagree to part...
697
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,376
Oh, my God.
698
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,919
Hughie. Hughie. Are you okay?
699
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:04,713
Hey, hey, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
700
00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:06,173
Oh, fuck. You're okay.
701
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,403
Hey!
702
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:45,587
Do me a favor,
just go wait over here, okay? Good boy.
703
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,508
- What is going on?
- Hmm?
704
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,886
Tek-Knight, A-Train, Firecracker,
they're all M.I.A.,
705
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:55,138
and where the fuck have you been?
706
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:58,558
I once ate a whole bag of candy corns.
707
00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:01,811
What?
708
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,939
In my mouth.
709
00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:06,107
- I ate them.
- Sage, what the fuck...
710
00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:10,237
What happened to you?
711
00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:11,571
Brain damage.
712
00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:15,909
But now, I could really go
for a Crunchwrap Supreme
713
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,577
and a Sybian.
714
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,454
Hey, hey, hey. Look at me.
715
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:23,124
- Hmm?
- Get a grip on yourself right now.
716
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,752
Get a fucking grip. Right now.
Come on, come on.
717
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:47,482
Fuck it. I'll do it myself.
718
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,484
Folks.
719
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:51,152
Thank you for coming.
720
00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:53,530
I'm sure you're wondering
why we pulled you aside,
721
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:54,990
so let's get right to it.
722
00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:58,994
I think we can all agree
that Robert Singer
723
00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:02,122
is the greatest threat
this nation has ever faced.
724
00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:05,542
He is going to destroy this whole country.
725
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:07,919
You all met Ryan, my son.
726
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,964
For his sake, I cannot and I will not
727
00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:13,591
- let that stand.
- Does she agree?
728
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,219
Of course. Especially her.
729
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:17,721
She's not just eye candy.
730
00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:19,848
No, no, Victoria here,
731
00:43:19,848 --> 00:43:21,933
she's an integral part of the plan.
732
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:25,937
She sees up close what a doddering slave
to the woke mob Singer really is.
733
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:29,149
How great the threat really is.
734
00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:31,818
So once he's in office, we need to act.
735
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,362
We need to invoke
the Twenty-fifth Amendment.
736
00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:37,032
You're-you're talking about a coup.
737
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:38,783
No, I'm not.
738
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,910
I'm talking about saving this country.
739
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,705
Before Singer replaces us
740
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:47,334
with a bunch of transgender illegals
that will do everything--
741
00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:49,794
Save the boogeyman shit
for the idiots watching VNN.
742
00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:53,131
How do you propose
to handle the Justice Department?
743
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,385
Well, they will all...
744
00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:59,012
be our appointees.
745
00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:00,347
Obviously.
746
00:44:00,347 --> 00:44:02,515
- And the military's reaction?
- Or OPEC.
747
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,517
How you gonna guarantee our oil reserves?
748
00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:07,228
Of course there's gonna be
some birth pangs--
749
00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,563
The shock to the markets would be total.
750
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:11,441
And what happens if civil servants resign
751
00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:13,026
en masse?
752
00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:16,237
With all due respect, sir, I think
you got a little hitch in your giddy-up.
753
00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,531
Who's handling all this?
754
00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:20,784
Great question.
755
00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:22,619
This is great. Great questions.
756
00:44:22,619 --> 00:44:25,455
Truly. And, um, uh,
757
00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,874
Sage. Sage, um...
758
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,003
...has the details.
759
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,463
Mmm.
760
00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:41,554
Who's handling all this?
761
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,640
Me.
762
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,643
I fucking am.
763
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,355
Look, I'm sure you're all wondering
764
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,233
why I'm here tonight,
instead of rimming out AOC,
765
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:56,444
while shouting, "Defund the police,"
up her asshole.
766
00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,866
But I'm here tonight
767
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:04,119
to tell you the truth.
768
00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,124
The truth is America is not a democracy.
769
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,628
The word "democracy"
makes people feel safe.
770
00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:16,798
But the founders never trusted the masses,
because the truth is,
771
00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:18,883
the masses are fucking stupid.
772
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,761
Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug
773
00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,888
shouldn't have a say
in how a country is run.
774
00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:28,560
People are a labor force
775
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,937
that need a kind, but firm hand.
776
00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:33,565
There are no nations. There's Apple, Exxon
777
00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:35,233
and Berkshire Hathaway.
778
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:38,153
Corporations are
the real superpowers here.
779
00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:41,823
You should be able to operate
without any regulation or restriction
780
00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:44,909
whatsoever.
After all, you're billionaires.
781
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:47,245
You are smart enough to know what's best.
782
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,913
Bottom line?
783
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,625
You support me,
and that is what you'll fucking get.
784
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,467
Hear, hear.
785
00:46:00,467 --> 00:46:02,635
- Hear, hear.
- Hear, hear.
786
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,236
Seems pretty solid.
787
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,502
♪ Meet you all the way ♪
788
00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:37,837
♪ Rosanna ♪
789
00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,672
♪ Meet you all the way...
790
00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:42,383
I've dreamt of having you
down here to humiliate,
791
00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:45,470
- Starlight.
- You've been secretly meeting with Sage.
792
00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,223
Why?
793
00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:50,391
You're all so fucking dead
when Homelander comes down here.
794
00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,977
Do you know how fucking dead you all are?
795
00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:57,941
Mm.
796
00:46:57,941 --> 00:47:00,276
Ow!
797
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,694
Ow!
798
00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:03,613
Fuck!
799
00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:04,989
Yeah.
800
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,700
Oh, fucking hurt me.
801
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,786
Oh!
802
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,707
Oh, yeah.
803
00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:16,751
Squeeze my balls, come on.
804
00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,045
- Squeeze 'em.
- How do you torture a masochist?
805
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:20,213
♪ Rosanna...
806
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,178
Laddio, get help, boy!
807
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:31,015
♪ Meet you all the way ♪
808
00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,143
♪ Rosanna ♪
809
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:40,024
♪ Now she's gone and I have to stay...
810
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,693
It's...
811
00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:43,361
all of his bank accounts.
812
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,030
Just needs a retinal scan.
813
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:48,116
Wait, what are you doing? No, no.
814
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,451
No, no, no. Don't you fucking dare!
815
00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:51,744
No. Ow!
816
00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:54,998
Access granted.
817
00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:57,292
Fuck.
818
00:47:57,292 --> 00:47:59,294
Okay. All right, let's see, how do you
819
00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:00,920
hurt a billionaire?
820
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,797
How about...
821
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:05,550
40 million to Elizabeth Warren's
Super PAC, how's that sound?
822
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:08,094
No! Fuck you. I'll kill you.
823
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:10,638
And 65 million to...
824
00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,098
the Innocence Project.
825
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:15,393
Whore. You skunk pussy bitch!
826
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,061
I'll fucking make you hurt.
827
00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:19,397
I swear to fucking God.
828
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,566
Fuck you.
829
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,485
Fuck.
830
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:26,279
- Ready to talk?
- Eat shit!
831
00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:28,114
100 million to Black Lives Matter.
832
00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:30,491
No, not those people! Fuck you!
833
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:32,285
Fuck y-- No! No, wait!
834
00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:33,661
Wait, oh, uh, uh...
835
00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:37,999
They made me a deal, okay?
836
00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:39,334
What deal?
837
00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:40,585
He'll fucking murder me.
838
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:42,837
Do it.
839
00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:44,088
No, please, please, please!
840
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:45,757
To use my prisons.
841
00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:47,467
My prisons.
842
00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:49,135
Homelander and Sage, they,
843
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,262
they need places
across the country to put their...
844
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,556
dissidents.
845
00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:55,975
Look, I don't know anything else.
846
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:58,561
Okay? That's all.
847
00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:00,938
He's talking about internment camps.
848
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:07,987
Hey!
849
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,781
- Stop! What are you--?
- Step back!
850
00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:11,199
Now!
851
00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:13,868
I raised this...
852
00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:15,912
entitled piece of shit
853
00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,580
from a little boy.
854
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,208
I listened to him moan about his career.
855
00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:22,085
I cleaned cum
856
00:49:22,085 --> 00:49:24,462
out of too many goddamn holes
857
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,297
to count.
858
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,216
But prison camps?
859
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:31,928
Go.
860
00:49:31,928 --> 00:49:34,180
We'll make it look like an accident.
861
00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:37,350
He always admired David Carradine.
862
00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:39,310
Thank you.
863
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,188
♪ Meet you all the way...
864
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:44,607
Zendaya.
865
00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:47,151
The safe word.
866
00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:48,820
It was "Zendaya."
867
00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:51,656
♪ Rosanna ♪
868
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,785
Heart attack, huh?
869
00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:57,620
How bad is it, Doc?
870
00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,539
Not quite.
871
00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:00,998
Panic attack.
872
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,000
Folks mix it up all the time.
873
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,211
Consider this the universe's warning,
Mr. Milk.
874
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,547
Whatever you're doing, stop it.
875
00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:09,716
Take some downtime now.
876
00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:12,093
Before you really have a heart attack.
877
00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:34,991
Ma'am.
878
00:50:34,991 --> 00:50:38,077
I'm sorry, but I just don't think
your inmate wants to see you.
879
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:19,035
Where were you last night?
880
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:23,122
Starlight was at the mansion.
881
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,126
What?
882
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,753
I chased her outside,
883
00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:30,755
but the bitch got away.
884
00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:34,967
She did?
885
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,554
Tek-Knight's dead.
886
00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:44,268
Probably Starlight and her friends did it.
887
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,521
- How do you think
888
00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:48,064
they knew about the party?
889
00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:51,651
Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.
890
00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:54,362
So either Sage was lyin' to you,
891
00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:56,739
or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.
892
00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:58,533
I mean, fuck.
893
00:51:58,533 --> 00:52:00,535
I heard about her performance
last night, sir.
894
00:52:00,535 --> 00:52:02,745
- I just want you to know that I would--
- So...
895
00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:06,123
You're the one who let Starlight get away.
896
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:10,378
So how do I know that you're not the leak?
897
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:13,881
When you found me...
898
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,883
my podcast had...
899
00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:18,052
I don't know, a couple hundred fans.
900
00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,389
You know, folks laughed.
901
00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:23,975
Now I'm the fucking anchor
902
00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:26,936
at VNN.
903
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:29,021
With millions of followers.
904
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:33,484
And they ain't laughin' no more.
905
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:36,529
- I really don't care--
- Please! Just let me finish.
906
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,032
Now I have spent...
907
00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:42,952
...my whole life
908
00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:45,037
on the outside, looking in.
909
00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:49,250
It was you...
910
00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,545
...who threw that door open for me, sir.
911
00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,630
You brought me in.
912
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,758
God, you have given me...
913
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,804
...everything.
914
00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:05,808
You...
915
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:07,560
are everything
916
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,061
to me.
917
00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,316
Uh...
918
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,820
What are you doing?
919
00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:21,115
I am not sexually attracted to you.
920
00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:22,783
No, this ain't about sex.
921
00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:24,911
No, this?
922
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,706
This is about loyalty.
923
00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,267
But you're not pregnant.
924
00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:50,311
There's, um,
925
00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:53,564
a long regimen of drugs a person can take
926
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,108
to make it happen.
927
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,361
It enlarges the heart
just a tiny little bit.
928
00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:06,953
You did this for me?
929
00:54:06,953 --> 00:54:09,205
I'd do anything for you.
930
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,212
Anything.
931
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,636
- That's my boy.
932
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,973
That's my good little boy.
933
00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:32,812
Mm.
934
00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:36,482
Anyone who owns
a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug
935
00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,859
shouldn't have a say
in how a country is run.
936
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,070
People are a labor force.
937
00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:42,780
They need a kind but firm hand...
938
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,616
Do you think
Vicky knows about the...
939
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:48,285
internment camps?
940
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:50,913
Christ. I knew shit was bad.
941
00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,624
I just did not know how bad.
942
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:56,252
...any regulation
or restriction whatsoever...
943
00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:58,754
Ashley rubbed one out
while she tickled my feet.
944
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,467
She said so many horrible things.
945
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:07,013
Oh, my God. Hughie.
946
00:55:07,013 --> 00:55:08,973
What else did she do to you?
947
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,354
I'm not fine.
948
00:55:17,398 --> 00:55:19,734
I'm really not fine.
949
00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:22,111
I miss him, Annie. I miss my dad.
950
00:55:22,111 --> 00:55:23,946
Oh, Hughie.
951
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:26,615
I'm so sorry. It's okay.
952
00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:28,993
I'm so sorry.
953
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:42,256
Well, looky here.
Christmas came early, Sameer.
954
00:55:43,758 --> 00:55:45,968
Nicked it off a French bloke.
955
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,679
Should be enough to get you started.
956
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,515
I won't do it.
957
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,517
The fuck you won't.
958
00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,603
Do what you want to me, but I ca--
959
00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:57,188
I can't do this for you.
960
00:55:57,188 --> 00:55:59,231
Listen.
961
00:55:59,231 --> 00:56:00,566
One dose.
962
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:02,109
Strong enough to top Homelander.
963
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:04,320
And then you can go back
to what's her name.
964
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,572
And you don't got to see me no more.
965
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,950
But this first.
966
00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:12,661
You don't understand.
967
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,121
I can't.
968
00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,499
It's what we realized in the lab.
969
00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:19,126
To make the virus strong enough
to kill Homelander
970
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:21,962
would evolve it into something unstable.
971
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,839
What do you mean, unstable?
972
00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:25,299
Airborne.
973
00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:26,717
Highly contagious.
974
00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:28,219
Super lethal.
975
00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:31,263
No one with Compound V
in their bloodstream would be safe.
976
00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:33,557
A global fucking pandemic.
977
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:36,102
We're not just talking
about killing Homelander.
978
00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:39,688
We're talking about killing
every Supe on earth.
979
00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:43,234
That's Annie, Kimiko.
980
00:56:43,234 --> 00:56:45,694
- Ryan.
Vicky.
981
00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:47,571
Zoe.
982
00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:52,201
I'm sorry.
983
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,955
But when they say shit's
falling into the wrong hands...
984
00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,000
...they mean your hands.
985
00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:08,342
This is beyond
our wildest dreams.
986
00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:10,261
Man, dude just gave us the silver bullet.
987
00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:12,638
We can wipe them all out.
988
00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:16,016
Billy,
you cannot go along with this.
989
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:18,144
Listen, mate, no one
990
00:57:18,144 --> 00:57:19,979
ever said nothing about genocide.
991
00:57:19,979 --> 00:57:23,315
- Is that a fucking joke?
- He's insane.
992
00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,651
Who was it that said,
"They all got to go"?
993
00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:27,111
"Every fucking last one of 'em."
994
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,697
He's talking about murder, Billy.
995
00:57:29,697 --> 00:57:32,158
- Of thousands.
- Think how much better the world would be.
996
00:57:32,158 --> 00:57:34,493
And a lot of them are innocent, okay?
I know you--
997
00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:36,829
Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch!
998
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,418
Wait a minute...
999
00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:46,088
You can see her?
1000
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,600
What the fuck's
that supposed to mean, you're me?
1001
00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:01,478
I mean, out of all the fucking people
1002
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:05,191
that your festering fucked-up brain
could've conjured up,
1003
00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,234
you picked me.
1004
00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,280
The real Joe Kessler?
1005
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:14,116
He's dead in the Panjshir Valley, motherfucker.
1006
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,534
You never dragged me out.
1007
00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,077
You left me to die.
1008
00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:19,830
I'll be back at the head of the table
in no time.
1009
00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:21,707
No.
1010
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,876
We'll get Ryan's head clear,
and that's it.
1011
00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:25,461
Fuck all this cloak and dagger shite.
1012
00:58:25,461 --> 00:58:26,921
It's bloody freezing out here.
1013
00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:29,298
We'll patch you up right as rain.
1014
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:33,427
No. No.
1015
00:58:33,427 --> 00:58:35,429
No, I'd remember that.
1016
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:36,972
I'd fucking remember that.
1017
00:58:36,972 --> 00:58:38,849
Unless of course
you've got a big, old,
1018
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,726
fat, V'd-up brain tumor, you cunt.
1019
00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:43,604
Which is why you are
seeing me in the first place.
1020
00:58:46,774 --> 00:58:49,193
I killed Ezekiel for you.
1021
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:51,820
I am inside of you.
1022
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,864
I am you.
1023
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,909
Which is why when I tell you
you want to do this,
1024
00:58:56,909 --> 00:58:59,119
I am literally telling you
1025
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,455
that you fucking want to do this.
1026
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,961
So don't you worry, Billy, my boy.
1027
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:11,382
Daddy's home.