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Hello

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Yes?

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What?

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Sir, kindly switch off your
mobile phone

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Just one sec, pIease

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Excuse me

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Sir, please sit down

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Captain, there's a
medical emergency

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A passenger has just
faIlen down in the aisIe

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DeIhi, Air India 101 returning
due to medical emergency

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Excuse me, sir

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HoId on!

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I'm fine now, thanks.
Carry on, please

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Wait

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Get the car!
- Mr. Dhillon?

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Want the name tattooed?
Get the car

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To the hotel, sir?

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Yes, yes, but via Vasant Vihar

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Step on the gas, dude!

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Yeah, Farhan?

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Get ready. I'll pick you up
in five minutes

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What happened?

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Chatur called. Remember him?

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The 'Silencer'?

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Yeah

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He said Rancho is coming

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What?

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He said - Come to the campus at 8.
On the tank

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Oh shucks!

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Hurry!

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Ok

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Honey, I'll be back soon.
Oh, shoes

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We found our buddy

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What?

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TeIl me later - bye

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You forgot your pants

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Now to the hoteI, sir?

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Yes, but via
Imperial ColIege of Engineering

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Ok sir

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Forgot my socks

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More than just your socks

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Your pants

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Oh no

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Now get my brother
from the airport

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Same Iast name - Dhillon

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This is DhilIon.
Where's my cab? On the runway?

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Hey Rancho

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Hey Chatur, where's Rancho?

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Rancho

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Where's Rancho?

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WeIcome, idiots

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Some 'madeira' for you?

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The same rum you
guzzled those days

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Have a drink

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Where is Rancho?

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Patience. First look at this

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Don't eye my wife. Check out
the mansion behind, idiots

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$ 3.5 million

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Swimming pooI - heated!

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Living room - maple wood flooring

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My new Lambhorghini 6496 cc -

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very fast

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Why're you showing us all this?

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Forgot?

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What's this?

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'5th September'. Today's date

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I chaIlenge you

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We'll meet again after ten years

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Same day. Same place

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We'll see who's more successful

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Have the balIs? C'mon, bet!

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Remember? I'd challenged
that idiot right here

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I kept my promise. I'm back

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Jackass! I aborted a fIight,
he forgot his pants

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alI to meet Rancho

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5 years we've searched.
Don't know if he's alive

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and you think he'll show up
for your silIy bet

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I know he won't show up

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You gonna break his jaw
or should I

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So why'd you caIl us here?

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To meet Rancho

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Come and see where I've reached
and where he rots

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So you know where Rancho is?

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Yes

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Where?

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He is in Shimla

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Free as the wind was he

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Like a soaring kite was he

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Where did he go... let's find him

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Free as the wind was he

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Like a soaring kite was he

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Where did he go... let's find him

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We were led by the path we took

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While he carved a path of his own

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Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he

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We fretted about the morrow

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He simply reveled in today

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Living each moment to the fullest

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Where did he come from...

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He who touched our
hearts and vanished...

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Where did he go... let's find him

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In scorching Sun,
he was like a patch of shade...

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In an endless desert, like an oasis...

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On a bruised heart,
like soothing balm was he

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Afraid, we stayed confined in the well

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Fearless, he frolicked in the river

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Never hesitating to swim
against the tide

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He wandered lonesome as a cloud

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... Yet he was our dearest friend

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Where did he go... let's find him

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Rancho

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Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

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He was as unique as his name

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From birth we were taught -
Life is a race

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Run fast or you'll be trampled

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Even to be born, one had to race
300 million sperms

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1978. I was born at 5.15 pm

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At 5.16, my father announced

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My son will be an engineer.
- Farhan Qureshi. B.Tech. Engineer

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And my fate was sealed

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What I wanted to be... no one asked

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Raju Rastogi...
Ranchhoddas Chanchad

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Room number?

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D-26

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C'mon

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I'm Man Mohan. MM

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These engineers call me
MiIlimeter

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For eggs, bread, milk, laundry

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finishing journals,
copying assignments

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I'm your guy. Fixed rates.
No bargaining

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Hey wait, hoId this

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Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte
and their mother Gigabyte

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Go ahead, click -
this family doesn't bite

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Check him out...
another God-fearing soul

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Hi. Farhan Qureshi
- I'm Raju Rastogi

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Don't worry

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a few days here and
he'll lose faith in God

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Then naked babes will be
on the wall, and he'll say -

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Oh God,
give me one chance with her

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Get out of here

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Four bucks. Two per bag

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Here's five. Keep the change

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Thanks boss. For your tip,
here's one in return -

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Wear your best underwear tonight

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Why?

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Your Majesty, thou art great

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Accept this humble offering

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Ha... here's a He-Man

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What a pretty piece.
Cute and compact

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A campus tradition - On Day 1...

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Freshmen must pay
their respects to Seniors

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in their underwear.

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This is when we first saw Rancho

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Spiderman

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Batman

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Fresh meat

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Greetings.
Drop your pants, get stamped

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Name?

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'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'

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What a mouthful!
Needs serious cramming

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Come on - pants off

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Being stubborn?

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Wet pants not good, kiddo.
Take them off

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AaI izz well
- What's that?

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AaI izz Well

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What did he say?

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Someone tell him.
Hey James Bond

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Make him understand

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Take off your pants or
they are going to piss on you

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Hey 007!
Ashamed to speak Hindi?

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Sorry sir, I was born in Uganda,
studied in Pondicherry

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so little slow in Hindi

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So explain sIowIy. No hurry

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Feeling cold?

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Pray undress

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or he'll do
'urine-expulsion' on you

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CaIls pissing 'urine-expuIsion'!

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A true linguist
in the land of engineers!

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Hey, come out of there

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Come out or...

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or I'Il do 'urine-expuIsion'
on your door

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If you aren't out by
the count of ten

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I'Il do 'urine-expulsion'
on your door alI semester

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One

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Two

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Three

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Four

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Five

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Six

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Seven

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Eight

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Nine

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Ten

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Salt water is a great conductor
of electricity. 8th Grade Physics

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We had studied it.
He applied it

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Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe
was the Director of ICE

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Students called him Virus,
computer Virus

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Virus on the way, with eggs

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Freshmen are summoned.
Come quickly

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Virus was the most competitive
man we had ever seen

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He couldn't bear anyone
getting ahead of him

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To save time,
his shirts had Velcro

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and his ties had hooks

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He'd trained his mind to write
with both hands simultaneously

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Everyday at 2 pm he took a
7 1/2 minute power nap

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with an opera as lullaby

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Govind, his valet, had instructions

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to carry out all unproductive tasks
such as shaving, nail-cutting etc

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What is this?
- Sir, nest

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Whose?
- A koel bird's nest, sir

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Wrong

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A koeI bird never makes
her own nest

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She lays her eggs in
other nests

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And when they hatch,
what do they do?

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They push the other eggs
out of the nest

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Competition over

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Their life begins with murder.
That's nature

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Compete or die

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You aIso are Iike the koeI birds

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And these are the eggs
you smashed to get into ICE

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Don't forget, ICE gets
400,000 appIications a year

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and only 200 are seIected - You!

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And these? Finished.
Broken eggs

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My son... he tried for three years

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Rejected. Every time

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Remember, life is a race

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If you don't run fast,
you'lI get trampled

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Let me teIl you a
very interesting story

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This is an astronaut pen

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Fountain pens and balIpoint pens
don't work in outer space

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So scientists spent
milIions to invent this pen

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It can write at any angIe, in any
temperature, in zero gravity

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One day, when I was a student

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the Director of our institute
calIed me

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He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.'
I said, 'Yes sir'

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'Come here!'
I got scared

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He showed me this pen

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He said, 'This is a
symboI of excelIence'

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'I give it to you'

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'When you come across an
extraordinary student Iike yourself

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...pass it onto him'

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For 32 years, I've been
waiting for that student

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But no luck

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Anyone here, who'll strive
to win this pen?

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Good.
Put your hands down

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Shall I post it on the notice board?
Hands down

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One question, sir

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Sir, if pens didn't work
in outer space

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why didn't the astronauts
use a pencil?

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They'd have saved millions

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I wilI get back to you on this

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He zaps a Senior's privates
at night

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fingers the Director in the day.
Best avoid him

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00:22:33,902 --> 00:22:35,943
You deflated Virus's erection

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00:22:36,152 --> 00:22:39,985
Your Majesty, thou art great.
Accept this humble offering

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00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,568
Buzz off.
You don't have school?

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Who'lI pay for it? Your pop?

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00:22:44,569 --> 00:22:47,901
Keep off my dad!
- Relax

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00:22:48,402 --> 00:22:51,901
For school you don't need
tuition money, just a uniform

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Pick a schooI,
buy the uniform, slip into class

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In that sea of kids,
no one will notice

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If I get caught?
- Then new uniform, new school

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See that?
- He was different...

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He challenged conventions
at every stage

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A free-spirited bird had
landed in Virus's nest

266
00:23:13,527 --> 00:23:16,401
We were robots, blindly following
our professors' commands

267
00:23:17,069 --> 00:23:19,651
He was the only one
who was not a machine

268
00:23:19,819 --> 00:23:22,276
What is a machine?

269
00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:29,235
Why're you smiling?

270
00:23:30,902 --> 00:23:33,443
Sir, to study Engineering
was a childhood dream

271
00:23:34,277 --> 00:23:36,735
I'm so happy to be here finally

272
00:23:37,486 --> 00:23:41,151
No need to be so happy.
Define a machine

273
00:23:42,694 --> 00:23:45,985
A machine is anything that
reduces human effort

274
00:23:46,402 --> 00:23:47,776
WiIl you please elaborate?

275
00:23:51,361 --> 00:23:56,568
Anything that simplifies work,
or saves time, is a machine

276
00:23:58,444 --> 00:24:00,735
It's a warm day, press a button,
get a blast of air

277
00:24:00,819 --> 00:24:02,193
The fan... A machine!

278
00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:05,985
Speak to a friend miles away.
The telephone... A machine!

279
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,235
Compute millions in seconds.
The calculator... A machine!

280
00:24:09,986 --> 00:24:11,943
We're surrounded by machines

281
00:24:12,486 --> 00:24:14,985
From a pen's nib to a pants' zip -
alI machines

282
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:17,818
Up and down in a second.
Up, down, up, down...

283
00:24:20,611 --> 00:24:22,110
What is the definition?

284
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:24,526
I just gave it to you, sir

285
00:24:26,194 --> 00:24:29,735
You'lI write this in the exam?
This is a machine - up, down...

286
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,526
Idiot! Anybody else?

287
00:24:33,236 --> 00:24:34,110
Yes?

288
00:24:34,361 --> 00:24:36,776
Sir, machines are any combination
of bodies so connected

289
00:24:36,861 --> 00:24:38,443
that their relative motions
are constrained

290
00:24:38,569 --> 00:24:40,985
and by which means, force
and motion may be transmitted

291
00:24:41,111 --> 00:24:43,401
and modified as a screw
and its nut, or a lever arranged

292
00:24:43,527 --> 00:24:46,193
to turn about a fulcrum
or a pulley about its pivot, etc

293
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,401
especially, a construction,
more or less complex

294
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,401
consisting of a combination
of moving parts, or

295
00:24:50,486 --> 00:24:53,818
simple mechanical elements,
as wheels, levers, cams etc

296
00:24:55,152 --> 00:24:56,110
Wonderful

297
00:24:56,402 --> 00:24:57,860
Perfect. Please sit down

298
00:24:58,111 --> 00:24:59,443
Thank you

299
00:25:01,027 --> 00:25:03,860
But sir, I said the same thing,
in simple language

300
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:08,026
If you prefer simple language,
join an Arts and Commerce college

301
00:25:08,152 --> 00:25:10,026
But sir, one must get
the meaning too

302
00:25:10,611 --> 00:25:13,651
What's the point of blindIy
cramming a bookish definition

303
00:25:13,902 --> 00:25:15,526
You think you're smarter
than the book?

304
00:25:15,902 --> 00:25:20,860
Write the textbook definition, mister,
if you want to pass

305
00:25:21,027 --> 00:25:22,776
But there are other books...
- Get out!

306
00:25:23,777 --> 00:25:25,068
Why?

307
00:25:25,236 --> 00:25:27,276
In simple language - Out!

308
00:25:37,111 --> 00:25:38,068
Idiot!

309
00:25:40,111 --> 00:25:42,610
So, we were discussing
the machine...

310
00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:45,151
Why're you back?

311
00:25:46,277 --> 00:25:47,360
I forgot something

312
00:25:47,986 --> 00:25:48,860
What?

313
00:25:49,986 --> 00:25:52,318
Instruments that record,
analyze, summarize, organize

314
00:25:52,402 --> 00:25:54,735
debate and explain information;
that are illustrated, non-illustrated

315
00:25:54,861 --> 00:25:56,776
hard-bound, paperback,
jacketed, non jacketed

316
00:25:56,944 --> 00:25:58,901
with foreword, introduction,
table-of-contents, index

317
00:25:58,986 --> 00:26:00,818
that are intended for the
enIightenment, understanding

318
00:26:00,986 --> 00:26:02,651
enrichment, enhancement and
education of the human brain

319
00:26:02,777 --> 00:26:04,901
through the sensory route of
vision, sometimes touch

320
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,693
What do you mean?

321
00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:14,235
Books, sir

322
00:26:16,194 --> 00:26:17,193
I forgot my books. May I?

323
00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:19,235
Couldn't you ask simply?

324
00:26:19,652 --> 00:26:22,860
I tried earlier, sir.
It simply didn't work

325
00:26:28,402 --> 00:26:31,985
Professors kept Rancho
mostly out... seldom in

326
00:26:32,402 --> 00:26:35,235
When thrown out of one class,
he'd slip into another

327
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:39,693
He said - First year or fourth year,
it's knowledge. Just grab it

328
00:26:40,152 --> 00:26:41,485
He was unlike any of us

329
00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:44,110
We fought for a shower
every morning

330
00:26:44,694 --> 00:26:46,943
He'd bathe wherever
he found water

331
00:26:47,111 --> 00:26:47,985
Morning, sir

332
00:26:50,236 --> 00:26:51,693
Machines were his passion

333
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:56,235
When he spotted them,
he opened them

334
00:26:56,569 --> 00:26:57,568
Some he could re-assemble...

335
00:26:58,652 --> 00:26:59,985
some he couldn't

336
00:27:00,861 --> 00:27:03,360
There was another, just like him

337
00:27:06,152 --> 00:27:07,401
Joy Lobo

338
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,860
Sir. Excuse me, sir

339
00:27:10,736 --> 00:27:11,943
Mr. Joy Lobo!

340
00:27:12,861 --> 00:27:15,276
Sir, if I could know the
convocation dates...

341
00:27:15,402 --> 00:27:16,235
Why?

342
00:27:16,319 --> 00:27:18,151
Dad wants to make
train reservations

343
00:27:18,527 --> 00:27:22,026
I'm the first engineer from my
viIlage. Everyone wants to attend

344
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,110
In that case, call your dad

345
00:27:25,819 --> 00:27:27,693
Please hurry up.
Don't waste my time

346
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,151
HeIlo

347
00:27:35,277 --> 00:27:38,318
Dad, the Director wants to
speak to you

348
00:27:38,486 --> 00:27:39,485
Joy!

349
00:27:39,694 --> 00:27:42,110
Mr. Lobo, your son won't
graduate this year

350
00:27:43,652 --> 00:27:44,610
What happened, sir?

351
00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:46,860
He has violated all deadlines

352
00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:50,943
Mr. Lobo, it's an unrealistic project

353
00:27:51,361 --> 00:27:52,985
He is making some
nonsense helicopter

354
00:27:53,277 --> 00:27:57,901
I suggest you don't book
your tickets. I'm so sorry

355
00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:02,526
Sir, I am this close, sir
- Is your project ready?

356
00:28:03,069 --> 00:28:06,901
Is your project ready?
- Sir, see it once, please

357
00:28:07,027 --> 00:28:08,651
Submit it, and we'll consider

358
00:28:08,819 --> 00:28:11,151
Sir, a small extension...
- Why, why shouId I?

359
00:28:11,236 --> 00:28:14,360
After dad's stroke,
I couIdn't focus for two months

360
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:15,735
Did you stop eating?

361
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,276
No

362
00:28:17,486 --> 00:28:18,401
Stopped bathing?

363
00:28:19,569 --> 00:28:20,443
So why stop studying?

364
00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:23,276
Sir, I'm very cIose.
See it once, please...

365
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:24,568
Mr. Lobo!

366
00:28:24,902 --> 00:28:27,776
Sunday afternoon, my son
feIl off a train and died

367
00:28:27,986 --> 00:28:33,026
Monday morning, I taught a class.
So don't give me that nonsense

368
00:28:35,444 --> 00:28:38,193
I can give you sympathy,
not an extension

369
00:28:39,236 --> 00:28:40,860
Sir... I'm very close...

370
00:29:10,986 --> 00:29:12,943
Lifelong I lived

371
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,360
The life of another

372
00:29:15,569 --> 00:29:17,860
For just one moment

373
00:29:18,277 --> 00:29:20,610
Let me live as I...

374
00:29:20,819 --> 00:29:22,776
Lifelong I lived

375
00:29:23,111 --> 00:29:25,276
The life of another

376
00:29:25,527 --> 00:29:27,568
For just one moment

377
00:29:27,944 --> 00:29:30,401
Let me live as I...

378
00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:45,068
Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain

379
00:29:45,444 --> 00:29:50,276
Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again

380
00:29:50,361 --> 00:29:54,901
Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain

381
00:29:55,236 --> 00:30:00,985
Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again

382
00:30:02,027 --> 00:30:03,443
Dude's come up with an
amazing design

383
00:30:03,819 --> 00:30:05,276
A wireless camera atop a helicopter

384
00:30:07,694 --> 00:30:09,776
Can be used for
traffic updates, security... Wow!

385
00:30:10,152 --> 00:30:13,068
But Virus said it's an
impractical design, it won't fly

386
00:30:13,486 --> 00:30:15,360
It wiIl fly! We'll make it fly

387
00:30:17,652 --> 00:30:19,860
Don't tell Joy. It'll be a surprise

388
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:22,901
We'll fly it up to his window
and capture his reaction

389
00:30:23,486 --> 00:30:25,610
If we work on his project,
who'lI work on ours?

390
00:30:26,111 --> 00:30:29,193
Tests, vivas, quizzes -
42 exams per semester

391
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,026
You scare easily, bro

392
00:30:32,777 --> 00:30:36,651
Take your hand, put it over your
heart, and say, 'Aal izz well'

393
00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:39,026
AlI is well?
- Aal izz weIl

394
00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:41,693
Words of wisdom from
His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas

395
00:30:42,194 --> 00:30:44,318
We had an old watchman
in our village

396
00:30:45,069 --> 00:30:50,401
On night patrol, he'd calI out,
'Aal izz welI'

397
00:30:51,069 --> 00:30:54,526
And we slept peacefully.
Then there was a theft

398
00:30:54,694 --> 00:30:56,776
and we learned that
he couldn't see at night!

399
00:30:57,069 --> 00:31:00,526
He'd just yeIl 'Aal izz well',
and we felt secure

400
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:06,985
That day I understood
this heart scares easiIy

401
00:31:07,819 --> 00:31:09,818
You have to trick it

402
00:31:11,027 --> 00:31:16,776
However big the problem,
teIl your heart, 'All is well, pal'

403
00:31:18,027 --> 00:31:19,735
That resolves the probIem?

404
00:31:19,986 --> 00:31:21,776
No. But you gain courage to face it

405
00:31:24,194 --> 00:31:27,651
Learn it up, bro.
We're gonna reaIly need it here

406
00:31:45,402 --> 00:31:49,776
When life spins out of control
Just let your lips roll

407
00:31:53,652 --> 00:31:57,693
Let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll

408
00:32:01,111 --> 00:32:05,485
When life spins out of control
Just let your lips roll

409
00:32:05,694 --> 00:32:09,443
Just let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll

410
00:32:09,652 --> 00:32:13,526
Yell - All is Well...

411
00:32:13,611 --> 00:32:16,818
The chicken's clueless
about the egg's fate

412
00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:20,818
Will it hatch or
become an omelette

413
00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:24,818
No one knows
what the future holds

414
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,443
So let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll

415
00:32:27,527 --> 00:32:31,943
Whistle away the toll
Yell - All is Well

416
00:32:32,861 --> 00:32:36,026
Hey bro - All is Well

417
00:32:36,777 --> 00:32:40,401
Hey mate - All is Well

418
00:32:40,902 --> 00:32:44,401
Hey bro - All is Well

419
00:32:53,652 --> 00:32:57,401
Confusion and more confusion
No sign of any solution

420
00:32:57,611 --> 00:33:01,568
Ah... finally a solution
But wait... what was the question?

421
00:33:01,694 --> 00:33:04,735
If the timid heart with fear
is about to die

422
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:08,818
Then con it bro,
with this simple lie

423
00:33:09,361 --> 00:33:12,735
Heart's an idiot,
it will fall under that spell

424
00:33:13,569 --> 00:33:15,443
Let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll

425
00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:19,776
Whistle away the toll
Yell - All is Well

426
00:33:20,986 --> 00:33:24,193
Hey bro - All is Well

427
00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:28,068
Hey mate - All is Well

428
00:33:28,902 --> 00:33:31,985
Hey bro - All is Well

429
00:33:41,569 --> 00:33:45,443
Blew the scholarship on booze
But that did not dispel my blues

430
00:33:45,611 --> 00:33:49,401
Holy incense lit up my plight
And yet God's nowhere in sight

431
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:52,735
The lamb is clueless for
what it's destined

432
00:33:53,527 --> 00:33:56,776
Will it be served on skewers
or simply minced

433
00:33:57,444 --> 00:34:00,818
No one knows
what the future holds

434
00:34:01,361 --> 00:34:03,360
So let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll

435
00:34:03,569 --> 00:34:07,943
Whistle away the toll
Yell - All is Well

436
00:34:08,902 --> 00:34:11,818
Hey bro - All is Well

437
00:34:12,861 --> 00:34:15,651
Hey mate - All is Well

438
00:34:16,986 --> 00:34:19,943
Hey bro - All is Well

439
00:34:21,402 --> 00:34:25,401
When life spins out of control
Just let your lips roll

440
00:34:27,652 --> 00:34:31,693
Just let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll

441
00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:35,401
All is Well

442
00:34:35,611 --> 00:34:38,568
The chicken's clueless
about the egg's fate

443
00:34:39,527 --> 00:34:42,776
Will it hatch or
become an omelette

444
00:34:43,611 --> 00:34:46,568
No one knows
what the future holds

445
00:34:47,736 --> 00:34:49,443
So let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll

446
00:34:49,527 --> 00:34:51,068
Whistle away the toll

447
00:34:51,819 --> 00:34:53,276
Eureka! Eureka!

448
00:34:55,111 --> 00:34:57,985
Yell - All is Well

449
00:34:58,944 --> 00:35:02,110
Hey Mrs. Chicken - All is Well

450
00:35:02,944 --> 00:35:05,943
Hey Mr. Lamb - All is Well

451
00:35:06,944 --> 00:35:09,985
Hey bro - All is Well

452
00:35:10,111 --> 00:35:12,235
Hey, take it up to Joy's window

453
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:13,985
Take it higher

454
00:35:14,819 --> 00:35:16,485
Look at Silencer - the nude dude!

455
00:35:19,944 --> 00:35:21,485
Joy, come out

456
00:35:23,444 --> 00:35:25,068
Come to the window

457
00:35:25,277 --> 00:35:26,651
Joy, Iook outside

458
00:36:20,986 --> 00:36:21,860
Good news, sir

459
00:36:23,236 --> 00:36:26,235
The police and Joy's father
have no clue

460
00:36:27,527 --> 00:36:28,860
Everyone thinks this is suicide

461
00:36:31,111 --> 00:36:32,276
The post mortem report -

462
00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:34,901
Cause of Death: Intense
pressure on windpipe

463
00:36:35,111 --> 00:36:36,110
resulting in choking

464
00:36:38,861 --> 00:36:42,818
AlI think the pressure
on the jugular killed him

465
00:36:44,527 --> 00:36:47,485
What about the mental pressure
for the last four years?

466
00:36:48,444 --> 00:36:49,360
That's missing in the report

467
00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,985
Engineers are a clever bunch

468
00:36:55,444 --> 00:36:58,776
They haven't made a machine
to measure mental pressure

469
00:37:01,236 --> 00:37:02,568
If they had, alI would know...

470
00:37:03,777 --> 00:37:05,193
this isn't suicide... it's murder

471
00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:13,318
How dare you blame me
for Joy's suicide?

472
00:37:14,194 --> 00:37:17,026
If one student can't handIe
pressure, is it our fault?

473
00:37:17,486 --> 00:37:21,110
Life is full of pressures.
WiIl you always blame others?

474
00:37:21,527 --> 00:37:25,360
I don't blame you, sir.
I blame the system

475
00:37:26,819 --> 00:37:30,985
Look at these statistics -
India ranks No.1 in suicides

476
00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:35,068
Every 90 minutes,
a student attempts suicide

477
00:37:36,736 --> 00:37:39,651
Suicide is a bigger kiIler
than disease

478
00:37:39,861 --> 00:37:41,193
Something's terribly wrong, sir

479
00:37:41,444 --> 00:37:43,568
I can't speak for the rest

480
00:37:44,236 --> 00:37:46,193
but this is one of the
finest colleges in the country

481
00:37:46,944 --> 00:37:48,860
I've run this pIace for 32 years

482
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:52,651
We were ranked 28th.
Now we're No.1

483
00:37:52,819 --> 00:37:54,401
What's the point, sir?

484
00:37:55,986 --> 00:37:59,401
Here they don't discuss
new ideas or inventions

485
00:38:01,194 --> 00:38:06,110
They discuss grades,
jobs, settling in the USA

486
00:38:07,402 --> 00:38:12,318
They teach how to get good scores.
They don't teach Engineering

487
00:38:12,486 --> 00:38:14,693
Now you will teach me
how to teach?

488
00:38:15,152 --> 00:38:16,068
No sir, I...

489
00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:20,401
Sir, my paper...

490
00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:40,401
Vaidyanathan, pIease sit down

491
00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:44,068
Here is a
seIf-proclaimed professor

492
00:38:44,527 --> 00:38:49,235
who thinks he is better than
our highly qualified teachers

493
00:38:49,944 --> 00:38:54,401
Professor Ranchhoddas Chanchad
wiIl teach us Engineering

494
00:39:12,319 --> 00:39:14,651
We do not have all day

495
00:39:51,611 --> 00:39:55,860
You have 30 seconds
to define these terms

496
00:39:56,277 --> 00:39:58,318
You may refer to your books

497
00:39:58,902 --> 00:40:00,943
Raise your hand
if you get the answer

498
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:05,610
Let's see who comes first,
who comes last

499
00:40:06,444 --> 00:40:09,693
Your time starts... now

500
00:40:39,319 --> 00:40:40,235
Time up

501
00:40:42,777 --> 00:40:43,776
Time up, sir

502
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,026
No one got the answer?

503
00:40:50,527 --> 00:40:53,901
Now rewind your life by a minute

504
00:40:55,111 --> 00:40:57,943
When I asked this question,
were you excited? Curious?

505
00:40:58,111 --> 00:41:00,860
ThrilIed that you'd learn
something new?

506
00:41:01,652 --> 00:41:04,068
Anyone? ... Sir?

507
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:09,818
No. You all got into a frantic race

508
00:41:11,861 --> 00:41:13,985
What's the use of such methods,
even if you come first

509
00:41:16,236 --> 00:41:19,610
WiIl your knowledge increase?
No, just the pressure

510
00:41:20,527 --> 00:41:22,068
This is a coIlege,
not a pressure cooker

511
00:41:24,277 --> 00:41:27,818
Even a circus lion learns to sit
on a chair in fear of the whip

512
00:41:28,902 --> 00:41:32,401
But you call such a lion
'well trained', not 'well educated'

513
00:41:32,486 --> 00:41:33,443
HeIlo!

514
00:41:33,944 --> 00:41:38,526
This is not a philosophy class.
Just explain those two words

515
00:41:38,902 --> 00:41:40,610
Sir, these words don't exist

516
00:41:41,777 --> 00:41:45,110
These are my friends' names.
Farhan and Raju

517
00:41:57,652 --> 00:41:58,568
Quiet!

518
00:42:00,069 --> 00:42:02,901
Nonsense! Is this how
you'lI teach Engineering?

519
00:42:03,361 --> 00:42:05,276
Sir, I wasn't teaching
you Engineering

520
00:42:05,861 --> 00:42:07,360
You're an expert at that

521
00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:11,443
I was teaching you... how to teach

522
00:42:14,277 --> 00:42:16,193
And I'm sure one day you'Il learn

523
00:42:17,194 --> 00:42:20,193
because unlike you, I never
abandon my weak students

524
00:42:20,694 --> 00:42:21,693
Bye, sir

525
00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:24,860
Quiet!

526
00:42:27,402 --> 00:42:28,526
Quiet, I said

527
00:42:31,986 --> 00:42:35,360
I regret to inform you
that your son...

528
00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:36,610
Farhan...
Raju...

529
00:42:36,861 --> 00:42:37,943
has fallen into bad company

530
00:42:38,277 --> 00:42:41,443
Without urgent corrective steps,
his future will be ruined

531
00:42:42,527 --> 00:42:45,818
Virus's letters dropped on
our homes like atom bombs

532
00:42:46,111 --> 00:42:48,568
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
plunged into gloom

533
00:42:48,652 --> 00:42:51,735
Our parents invited us -
for a dressing down

534
00:42:52,777 --> 00:42:54,943
Come in

535
00:42:57,486 --> 00:42:58,443
See that?

536
00:42:59,819 --> 00:43:02,401
We could afford
just one air-conditioner

537
00:43:04,152 --> 00:43:07,818
We put it in Farhan's room,
so he could study in comfort

538
00:43:09,277 --> 00:43:13,235
I didn't buy a car.
I manage with a scooter

539
00:43:14,111 --> 00:43:15,985
We put all our money
into Farhan's education

540
00:43:17,486 --> 00:43:21,610
We sacrificed our comforts
for Farhan's future. Understand?

541
00:43:30,236 --> 00:43:31,610
You took these pictures, Farhan?

542
00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:35,526
He had that useIess
obsession for a while

543
00:43:36,486 --> 00:43:38,151
Went around taking
pictures of animals

544
00:43:38,236 --> 00:43:41,026
Wanted to be a
wiIdlife photographer

545
00:43:42,236 --> 00:43:44,651
Son, what was your
score that year?

546
00:43:45,611 --> 00:43:46,818
91%

547
00:43:47,152 --> 00:43:51,818
Hear that? Straight drop
from 94% to 91%

548
00:43:54,944 --> 00:43:56,401
You find it funny?

549
00:43:57,069 --> 00:44:01,151
No sir, sorry. I'm just
amazed at the photos

550
00:44:01,319 --> 00:44:03,943
Why make him an engineer...
Why not a wiIdlife photographer?

551
00:44:04,111 --> 00:44:05,276
Enough!

552
00:44:06,527 --> 00:44:11,818
I humbly request you -
Don't ruin my son's future

553
00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:15,693
Food's on the table, boys. C'mon

554
00:44:20,611 --> 00:44:22,901
If you ever visit again,
do eat with us

555
00:44:25,819 --> 00:44:27,276
Dad denied us a meal...

556
00:44:27,861 --> 00:44:29,526
So, to fill our bellies with food...

557
00:44:29,902 --> 00:44:33,193
and ears with more reprimands,
we reached Raju's house

558
00:44:35,152 --> 00:44:39,235
Raju's house was straight
out of a 50's black and white film

559
00:44:39,986 --> 00:44:40,985
A small, dingy room...

560
00:44:41,152 --> 00:44:42,651
a paralyzed father...

561
00:44:43,444 --> 00:44:44,651
a coughing mother...

562
00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:46,526
and an unwed sister

563
00:44:47,652 --> 00:44:49,026
A sofa sprouting springs...

564
00:44:49,486 --> 00:44:51,776
a 24 hour water supply -
from the leaking roof

565
00:44:52,444 --> 00:44:56,068
Mother was a retired school
teacher and a tireless complainer

566
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,901
Father was once a postmaster

567
00:44:59,402 --> 00:45:01,818
Paralysis shut down
his body partly...

568
00:45:02,277 --> 00:45:04,693
his salary completely.
And the sister...

569
00:45:04,861 --> 00:45:08,485
Kammo's turned 28.
They demand a car in dowry

570
00:45:09,111 --> 00:45:11,735
If you don't study and earn,
how will she marry?

571
00:45:12,236 --> 00:45:13,151
Some okra?

572
00:45:14,152 --> 00:45:18,026
Okra is now 12/- per kilo,
cauliflower is 10/-

573
00:45:18,361 --> 00:45:19,776
It's daylight robbery!

574
00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:24,151
What will we eat if we get
warnings from your colIege?

575
00:45:24,402 --> 00:45:25,318
Mom!

576
00:45:26,902 --> 00:45:27,860
Cottage cheese?

577
00:45:28,319 --> 00:45:31,860
Cottage cheese should be sold
at the jewelers, in veIvet pouches

578
00:45:32,152 --> 00:45:33,943
Cottage cheese?
- No, no, it's ok

579
00:45:34,611 --> 00:45:36,151
Mom, please

580
00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:38,818
Alright, I'lI shut up

581
00:45:40,486 --> 00:45:44,985
Earn for the family,
slave like a maid

582
00:45:45,194 --> 00:45:47,485
and then take the vow of silence

583
00:45:48,444 --> 00:45:52,985
If not with my son, with whom
do I share my woes - his friends?

584
00:45:56,902 --> 00:45:57,985
Hey Raju

585
00:46:01,527 --> 00:46:02,568
We were in a huge dilemma

586
00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:06,318
Do we comfort our friend
or console his mom?

587
00:46:07,527 --> 00:46:10,485
Screw it, we thought, let's
focus on the cottage cheese

588
00:46:22,402 --> 00:46:25,235
Even his eczema cream
costs 55/- now

589
00:46:29,986 --> 00:46:31,318
Another roti?

590
00:46:31,652 --> 00:46:34,610
No, thank you. We're through

591
00:46:42,402 --> 00:46:44,985
Okra for 12/-
- CauIiflower for 10/-

592
00:46:48,027 --> 00:46:49,860
At least you were offered a meal

593
00:46:50,694 --> 00:46:53,568
UnIike your sadistic dad...
'Hitler' Qureshi!

594
00:46:53,694 --> 00:46:56,401
And your mom is Mother Teresa...
Feeding us 'eczema roti'!

595
00:46:56,652 --> 00:47:00,235
Don't poke fun at my mom!
- Enough, you guys

596
00:47:00,527 --> 00:47:01,943
I'm famished. Let's eat out

597
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,443
It's month end. Who'll pay?
His Mother Teresa?

598
00:47:05,486 --> 00:47:10,068
To eat out, you don't need money.
Just a uniform. Look...

599
00:47:12,861 --> 00:47:14,526
C'mon
- Come

600
00:47:16,111 --> 00:47:18,360
Good evening,
good evening

601
00:47:18,444 --> 00:47:19,318
Oh, Uncle

602
00:47:24,611 --> 00:47:27,860
Three large vodkas.
- Half soda, haIf water

603
00:47:28,069 --> 00:47:29,318
If we're caught, we're dead

604
00:47:29,486 --> 00:47:32,026
What's for starters?
- Get double portions

605
00:47:32,111 --> 00:47:35,151
Leave this here and start
some peppy music

606
00:47:35,902 --> 00:47:37,568
Pia, what the hell!

607
00:47:37,944 --> 00:47:40,651
Why're you wearing
this ancient piece of junk?

608
00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:45,443
What'Il peopIe say - My fiancee...

609
00:47:45,861 --> 00:47:48,443
a doctor in the making,
wearing a cheap, 200/- watch!

610
00:47:49,361 --> 00:47:50,860
Please take it off. Thank you

611
00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:52,443
Hi handsome

612
00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:55,401
Hey Aunty.
You're looking good

613
00:47:55,486 --> 00:47:58,068
Don't miss my set, darIing
- Rubies?

614
00:47:58,236 --> 00:48:00,860
From Mandalay
- Mandalay... Wow!

615
00:48:00,944 --> 00:48:03,651
Hey, Iet's go meet David
- Of course

616
00:48:06,986 --> 00:48:07,901
Excuse me

617
00:48:10,069 --> 00:48:11,235
Yes?

618
00:48:11,527 --> 00:48:12,610
Flowers

619
00:48:14,111 --> 00:48:17,318
May I take the glass?
- Why?

620
00:48:17,611 --> 00:48:19,901
So you don't break it on my head

621
00:48:20,694 --> 00:48:21,943
Why would I do that?

622
00:48:22,361 --> 00:48:24,485
For the free advice I'Il now impart

623
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:26,526
What?

624
00:48:26,861 --> 00:48:28,443
Don't marry that ass

625
00:48:29,527 --> 00:48:30,443
Excuse me?

626
00:48:30,652 --> 00:48:32,360
He's not a human,
he's a price tag

627
00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:35,776
He'll turn your life into a
nightmare of brands and prices

628
00:48:36,402 --> 00:48:38,985
He'll ruin your life.
Your future wilI be finished

629
00:48:39,277 --> 00:48:40,151
Want a demonstration?

630
00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:43,943
Shall I find out
the price of his shoes?

631
00:48:45,486 --> 00:48:47,401
I won't ask.
He'll announce it himself

632
00:48:59,444 --> 00:49:05,401
What the helI...
Mint sauce on my $300 shoes!

633
00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:08,735
Run for your life!
It's free advice. Take it or leave it

634
00:49:09,277 --> 00:49:11,985
Genuine Italian leather -
hand-stitched!

635
00:49:16,569 --> 00:49:19,276
Dad, are they your guests?

636
00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:25,901
My students.
What're they doing here?

637
00:49:29,861 --> 00:49:31,068
HoId on, Dad

638
00:49:32,611 --> 00:49:34,860
These beans smeIl great

639
00:49:34,986 --> 00:49:37,318
No room for roti
- Just pile it on

640
00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:40,651
Hi
- Hey

641
00:49:42,194 --> 00:49:45,193
That was an eye-opener.
Thank you so much

642
00:49:46,694 --> 00:49:48,985
It was my moral responsibility

643
00:49:49,777 --> 00:49:51,193
Can I ask you for littIe more heIp?

644
00:49:52,277 --> 00:49:54,901
Dad won't let me break off
this engagement

645
00:49:55,861 --> 00:49:59,860
You explain so well.
Can you give him a demo too?

646
00:50:00,152 --> 00:50:02,776
Certainly.
Raju, the mint sauce

647
00:50:03,319 --> 00:50:04,776
You're really sweet

648
00:50:05,986 --> 00:50:09,068
Where is your daddy?
- Right behind you

649
00:50:13,694 --> 00:50:16,026
AaI izz well

650
00:50:16,819 --> 00:50:21,985
Run for your life!
It's free advice. Take it or leave it

651
00:50:22,277 --> 00:50:23,818
What're you doing here?

652
00:50:24,444 --> 00:50:27,568
We'll hand these gifts
to the couple

653
00:50:28,611 --> 00:50:30,901
I'Il do that for you.
It's my sister's wedding

654
00:50:31,319 --> 00:50:32,485
Sister?

655
00:50:35,319 --> 00:50:37,735
Sir, what's the sum total
of your daughters?

656
00:50:39,319 --> 00:50:40,193
Empty. No gift cheques

657
00:50:40,527 --> 00:50:42,610
Forgot the cheques, Raju
... Farhan?

658
00:50:42,694 --> 00:50:46,860
We didn't invite you,
you must be from the groom's side

659
00:50:47,361 --> 00:50:51,318
No sir, we're here as the
emissaries of science

660
00:50:51,444 --> 00:50:53,651
How? Can you explain?

661
00:50:53,902 --> 00:50:57,568
Dad, he explains superbly.
I'm sure he'Il give us a demo

662
00:50:57,861 --> 00:50:58,818
Won't you?

663
00:50:59,652 --> 00:51:03,235
WeIl, Delhi has plenty of
power cuts that...

664
00:51:03,486 --> 00:51:05,818
disrupt wedding celebrations

665
00:51:06,152 --> 00:51:08,276
So I thought of making
an inverter that...

666
00:51:08,402 --> 00:51:10,818
draws power from guests' cars

667
00:51:11,027 --> 00:51:12,401
I see

668
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:14,110
Wow

669
00:51:14,486 --> 00:51:15,901
So where's the inverter?

670
00:51:16,694 --> 00:51:18,318
Sir, the design is ready

671
00:51:21,402 --> 00:51:22,693
Where's the design, Farhan?

672
00:51:23,111 --> 00:51:26,151
I gave you the design
- I gave it to Raju

673
00:51:26,569 --> 00:51:27,526
Raju, design?

674
00:51:30,611 --> 00:51:34,360
Never mind the design.
I'Il make the inverter and show you

675
00:51:34,694 --> 00:51:38,360
You can only invent stories,
not an inverter

676
00:51:38,652 --> 00:51:41,735
I'Il make one, I promise

677
00:51:42,069 --> 00:51:45,568
And I'll name it after you.
After all, it was invented...

678
00:51:45,986 --> 00:51:49,485
at your daughter's wedding.
So it'll be an honor...

679
00:51:49,611 --> 00:51:55,651
Farhan, Raju. I'll see you
in my office tomorrow

680
00:52:01,527 --> 00:52:05,026
Sir, what was the cost per plate?
We'll reimburse you

681
00:52:05,361 --> 00:52:07,026
... in instaIlments

682
00:52:09,486 --> 00:52:12,735
We'll never crash a wedding again
- Not even my own

683
00:52:12,861 --> 00:52:15,110
In fact, I won't even marry.
Nor will he

684
00:52:15,777 --> 00:52:17,818
Uh... right. No marriage

685
00:52:19,319 --> 00:52:21,693
Your parents shouldn't have
married either

686
00:52:23,361 --> 00:52:25,901
The world would have
to feed two Iess idiots

687
00:52:28,402 --> 00:52:29,443
Sit!

688
00:52:40,444 --> 00:52:41,485
Pay attention

689
00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:57,360
This is Ranchhoddas's father's
monthIy income

690
00:52:58,694 --> 00:53:05,026
Couple of zeroes less,
and it's stiIl a sizeable income

691
00:53:07,569 --> 00:53:13,901
But erase another zero,
and I would worry a little

692
00:53:15,152 --> 00:53:18,526
Isn't that your fathers income,
Farhan?

693
00:53:19,402 --> 00:53:21,110
Yes, sir

694
00:53:22,486 --> 00:53:24,526
Now take away another zero...

695
00:53:27,569 --> 00:53:31,360
and that's your family income,
Raju Rastogi

696
00:53:32,527 --> 00:53:33,901
Big reason to worry

697
00:53:38,611 --> 00:53:45,776
Take my advice and shift into
Chatur Ramalingam's room

698
00:53:46,194 --> 00:53:50,443
Exams are here. Stay with
Rancho and you're sure to fail

699
00:54:12,361 --> 00:54:14,776
Want a shave?
- No, sir

700
00:54:14,944 --> 00:54:15,818
Then get lost!

701
00:54:27,069 --> 00:54:32,651
Raju, don't worry. This is Virus's
move to split us. Divide and rule

702
00:54:32,777 --> 00:54:33,860
I have to worry

703
00:54:34,277 --> 00:54:37,776
He grades us, and I need
good grades for a good job

704
00:54:38,694 --> 00:54:41,735
UnIike you, I don't have a
rich dad I can Iive off

705
00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:43,735
Shut up, Raju

706
00:54:43,986 --> 00:54:46,651
Must we follow all his hogwash?
'Aal izz welI'

707
00:54:47,027 --> 00:54:48,485
I won't be his flunky... Iike you

708
00:54:49,444 --> 00:54:51,735
You're crossing the line
- No, I'm drawing one

709
00:54:52,236 --> 00:54:53,943
I have a family to support

710
00:54:56,152 --> 00:54:58,401
Dad's medicines
swallow up mom's pension

711
00:55:00,361 --> 00:55:04,735
My sis can't marry because
they want a car in dowry

712
00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:11,901
Mom hasn't bought a
single saree in five years

713
00:55:14,736 --> 00:55:17,943
Now don't get your mom's
wardrobe into the debate

714
00:55:19,069 --> 00:55:21,068
By the way, how many sarees
per annum is reasonable?

715
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,401
Hey... no wisecracks about mom

716
00:55:24,152 --> 00:55:28,401
We'll study with all our heart,
but not just for grades

717
00:55:29,069 --> 00:55:33,401
To quote a Wise One - Study
to be accompIished, not affluent

718
00:55:34,152 --> 00:55:39,693
FoIlow excelIence. And success
wiIl chase you, pants down!

719
00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:43,526
Which Wise One says this?
His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas?

720
00:55:45,569 --> 00:55:46,568
Go rot in the bogs!

721
00:55:48,194 --> 00:55:51,193
Raju, don't stress. We'll top
our cIass. Nothing is impossible

722
00:55:51,486 --> 00:55:52,651
Oh yeah?

723
00:55:56,319 --> 00:55:58,443
Shove this back into the tube

724
00:56:01,486 --> 00:56:03,110
Raju got onto another train

725
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:08,818
His travails with Chatur began.
Yes, I mean travails, not travels

726
00:56:13,236 --> 00:56:15,151
Chatur was called 'Silencer'

727
00:56:15,486 --> 00:56:19,193
To sharpen his memory,
he popped pills from a local quack

728
00:56:19,611 --> 00:56:21,568
And then let off silent...
but lethal farts

729
00:56:24,277 --> 00:56:27,485
I didn't do it... Raju?

730
00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:30,318
He always blamed others
for the output

731
00:56:31,069 --> 00:56:33,943
Silencer crammed 18 hours a day

732
00:56:34,194 --> 00:56:37,318
On exam eve,
he would distract others

733
00:56:41,277 --> 00:56:44,360
His belief - There are only
two ways of topping

734
00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:47,985
Elevate your own grades or
shrink your opponents' grades

735
00:56:52,277 --> 00:56:56,151
Rancho decided to subdue
Silencer and rescue Raju...

736
00:56:56,611 --> 00:56:57,901
with one master plan

737
00:56:59,944 --> 00:57:07,943
Our Director has unceasingly
served... 'Served' means...

738
00:57:08,027 --> 00:57:12,068
Damn the meaning,
I'Il memorize it

739
00:57:13,486 --> 00:57:17,110
Chatur was the introductory speaker
at the Teachers' Day function

740
00:57:17,444 --> 00:57:21,360
To impress Virus, he got his
speech written by the librarian...

741
00:57:21,569 --> 00:57:22,901
in highbrow Hindi

742
00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:29,818
HeIlo. Hold on.
Chatur, call for you

743
00:57:30,194 --> 00:57:32,610
Please collect the printout.
I'Il be right back

744
00:57:35,402 --> 00:57:37,276
Oh... the things I have to do...

745
00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:44,026
Mr. Dubey, the Director was
remembering you

746
00:57:44,152 --> 00:57:45,735
Really?
- Yes. Just now

747
00:57:46,111 --> 00:57:49,485
I'Il see him right away.
Give this to Chatur

748
00:57:54,652 --> 00:57:57,693
HeIlo. Hello
- HelIo, Mr. Ramalingam?

749
00:57:57,819 --> 00:57:58,735
Yes?

750
00:57:59,319 --> 00:58:01,693
I'm calling from the police station

751
00:58:02,069 --> 00:58:04,901
Are you from Uganda?
- Yes sir

752
00:58:06,444 --> 00:58:09,485
Your Iife is in danger
- What? ... How?

753
00:58:10,611 --> 00:58:12,401
Listen carefully, or eIse...

754
00:58:13,027 --> 00:58:17,360
you'lI get killed as you step out
of the college gate

755
00:58:18,111 --> 00:58:19,360
Why? What happened?

756
00:58:19,486 --> 00:58:21,068
While Chatur was kept engaged

757
00:58:21,486 --> 00:58:25,485
Rancho altered a few words
in his speech, for eg...

758
00:58:25,694 --> 00:58:28,068
'served' became 'raped'

759
00:58:28,902 --> 00:58:30,193
Yes sir?

760
00:58:30,736 --> 00:58:33,276
Who are you?
- Dubey. Librarian

761
00:58:35,861 --> 00:58:37,026
I'm permanent staff, sir

762
00:58:37,652 --> 00:58:39,068
Congratulations

763
00:58:39,486 --> 00:58:42,860
HoId on a moment.
The chief is on the other line

764
00:58:43,236 --> 00:58:44,193
Excuse me, sir

765
00:58:53,861 --> 00:58:56,110
Yes... so where was I?

766
00:58:56,361 --> 00:58:58,776
You said I may die...
outside the gate

767
00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:05,318
Right. As you get out of the gate,
you'lI see a traffic signal

768
00:59:05,527 --> 00:59:07,568
Traffic signal. Ok

769
00:59:07,777 --> 00:59:13,318
When it turns red,
alI the cars wiIl halt

770
00:59:13,819 --> 00:59:15,151
Ok. Then?

771
00:59:15,277 --> 00:59:17,276
Then cross the road
with great caution

772
00:59:18,027 --> 00:59:23,276
Because son, in rush hour
if a car hits you, you're dead

773
00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:27,026
What nonsense! I know that

774
00:59:27,152 --> 00:59:30,735
You know that? Excellent.
Then you're safe my boy

775
00:59:37,777 --> 00:59:39,860
From the librarian, SiIencer

776
00:59:39,986 --> 00:59:41,568
You don't caIl me that,
Chanchad

777
00:59:47,402 --> 00:59:49,485
Hey. The Director said
he didn't caIl for me

778
00:59:50,277 --> 00:59:52,526
Who said 'caIled'?
I just said he 'remembered' you

779
00:59:52,694 --> 00:59:55,276
Remembered?
RascaIs!

780
01:00:03,319 --> 01:00:05,485
Distinguished Mr. Chairperson

781
01:00:07,777 --> 01:00:12,068
Chief guest, the Honorable
Minister of Education

782
01:00:12,694 --> 01:00:16,651
respected teachers and friends

783
01:00:18,236 --> 01:00:23,110
ICE has now soared
beyond the stratosphere

784
01:00:23,736 --> 01:00:28,026
The credit goes solely to

785
01:00:28,444 --> 01:00:32,235
Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe.
Give him a big hand

786
01:00:32,361 --> 01:00:36,401
Sir, the voice is his
but the words are mine

787
01:00:37,152 --> 01:00:39,401
He's a great guy, realIy you are

788
01:00:41,152 --> 01:00:49,068
For 32 years, he has
unceasingly raped students

789
01:00:51,611 --> 01:00:53,985
He means - 'served' students

790
01:00:54,236 --> 01:00:56,818
I'm sure his endeavors
wiIl continue

791
01:00:59,486 --> 01:01:04,526
We are astounded at
how one man, in one lifetime

792
01:01:04,736 --> 01:01:07,651
can rape so many, so welI

793
01:01:10,736 --> 01:01:16,026
With rigorous training
he's built up his stamina

794
01:01:19,736 --> 01:01:26,360
He's spent every living minute
just raping

795
01:01:28,944 --> 01:01:30,693
Let's replicate his methods

796
01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:40,151
Tomorrow ICE students
wiIl go across the globe

797
01:01:40,819 --> 01:01:47,026
Wherever we go,
we promise to rape
798
01:01:51,069 --> 01:01:54,276
We'll hoist this rapist's flag
alI over the world

799
01:01:59,861 --> 01:02:04,651
We'll show the world that
our capacity to rape...

800
01:02:04,986 --> 01:02:06,985
cannot be matched by any student...

801
01:02:07,236 --> 01:02:10,776
anywhere on the planet

802
01:02:18,486 --> 01:02:21,526
Mr. Minister. Good evening

803
01:02:22,111 --> 01:02:29,610
You have given this institution
what it soreIy needs

804
01:02:30,361 --> 01:02:31,985
Booty, funds
- Tits!

805
01:02:35,569 --> 01:02:37,735
It's booty, stupid. Tits means...

806
01:02:39,152 --> 01:02:41,193
What nonsense! That's insulting

807
01:02:41,652 --> 01:02:46,360
Tits are there with everyone,
but it remains pocketed

808
01:02:47,944 --> 01:02:49,943
No one offers it so readiIy

809
01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:54,901
VuIgar fellow!

810
01:02:55,069 --> 01:02:56,693
You have generously offered
your tits...

811
01:02:57,069 --> 01:03:00,151
to this relentless rapist

812
01:03:03,111 --> 01:03:07,360
Now see how he makes it grow

813
01:03:07,611 --> 01:03:11,860
Is this what you teach here, Director?

814
01:03:19,527 --> 01:03:22,943
On this august occasion,
here's a Sanskrit verse...

815
01:03:23,069 --> 01:03:26,068
Listen listen, now he'll explain
his farting stength in Sanskrit

816
01:03:26,611 --> 01:03:29,151
Uthamam dadadatu paadham
[ The loudest fart is like a motor vehicle ]

817
01:03:29,361 --> 01:03:31,735
'Fart'? Go, Silencer

818
01:03:31,902 --> 01:03:34,776
Madyam paadam   tuchuk tuchuk.
[ The middle fart is like the sound of a train ]

819
01:03:38,069 --> 01:03:41,651
Kanishtam thud thudiya paadam
[ The smallest fart ]

820
01:03:44,611 --> 01:03:49,526
sur suriiee............ praana kadakam...
[is a silent killer]

821
01:03:59,652 --> 01:04:02,610
That's what mindless cramming
does to you

822
01:04:02,777 --> 01:04:06,276
Cramming may see you
through four years of colIege

823
01:04:06,527 --> 01:04:10,360
But for the next 40 years of your life, you'll go on getting raped

824
01:04:11,569 --> 01:04:14,193
He still doesn't get it

825
01:04:20,319 --> 01:04:24,693
Madyam paadam thuchuk thuchuk...
[ The middle fart is like the sound of a train ]
Unbelievable !

826
01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:27,610
You're a poet, Rancho.
How did you think of this?

827
01:04:29,027 --> 01:04:32,443
That was fun.
He didn't know what hit him

828
01:04:34,944 --> 01:04:38,276
You swines!
What did I ever do to you?

829
01:04:41,236 --> 01:04:43,276
Sorry man.
Don't take it personalIy

830
01:04:43,527 --> 01:04:44,776
I wilI

831
01:04:45,361 --> 01:04:48,235
Chatur Ramalingam
wiIl never forget this insult

832
01:04:48,861 --> 01:04:52,735
I'Il think of it every minute,
every second of my life

833
01:04:53,027 --> 01:04:58,401
Sorry man. That was a demo
for Raju - Don't cram blindly

834
01:04:58,736 --> 01:05:00,943
Understand and enjoy
the wonders of Science

835
01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:03,568
I'm not here to enjoy Science

836
01:05:03,694 --> 01:05:06,610
So You're here to screw Science

837
01:05:08,277 --> 01:05:11,276
Go ahead.
Laugh at my methods

838
01:05:12,361 --> 01:05:16,693
But one day these methods
wiIl bring me success

839
01:05:17,152 --> 01:05:20,026
That day I'lI laugh and you'll cry

840
01:05:21,444 --> 01:05:25,693
You're on the wrong track again.
Don't chase success

841
01:05:26,569 --> 01:05:28,776
Become a good engineer
and success wilI chase you

842
01:05:28,986 --> 01:05:33,610
These ideals don't work
in the real worId

843
01:05:34,444 --> 01:05:38,443
You take your train, I'll take mine

844
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:42,526
Ten years from now
we'll meet at the same station

845
01:05:43,402 --> 01:05:48,360
Same day. Same place.
We'll see who's more successful

846
01:05:48,652 --> 01:05:51,068
you... or I

847
01:05:51,819 --> 01:05:56,151
Have the balIs? C'mon, bet!

848
01:05:56,361 --> 01:05:59,943
It's a challenge

849
01:06:01,236 --> 01:06:02,151
Watch it!

850
01:06:08,777 --> 01:06:09,693
What's he writing?

851
01:06:17,319 --> 01:06:19,610
Don't forget this date

852
01:06:27,902 --> 01:06:30,485
I'm not used to
such expensive gifts, Suhas

853
01:06:30,819 --> 01:06:32,068
Get used to them, Pia

854
01:06:32,194 --> 01:06:34,318
You're gonna be
Suhas Tandon's wife

855
01:06:34,444 --> 01:06:35,568
Where's the bilI, man?

856
01:06:40,027 --> 01:06:40,943
I'Il be back

857
01:06:51,319 --> 01:06:52,985
You changed the speech?
- What?

858
01:06:53,069 --> 01:06:53,943
Don't lie

859
01:06:54,652 --> 01:06:56,526
Um... Yeah

860
01:06:56,736 --> 01:06:59,151
What's your problem with dad?
- I have no problem

861
01:06:59,611 --> 01:07:02,443
I'm making an inverter
named after him. Look... Oh

862
01:07:06,777 --> 01:07:08,276
Why're you harassing him?

863
01:07:09,152 --> 01:07:10,568
'Cause he runs a factory,
not a college

864
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:14,526
Churning out asses.
Like that one

865
01:07:19,652 --> 01:07:20,693
She destroyed it, man

866
01:07:24,069 --> 01:07:25,318
How dare you caIl him an ass?

867
01:07:25,527 --> 01:07:28,818
He is one!
First Engineering, then MBA

868
01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:30,735
then becomes a banker in the USA

869
01:07:31,652 --> 01:07:34,151
Because it rakes in
more money?

870
01:07:34,402 --> 01:07:36,943
Life for him is just
a profit-loss statement

871
01:07:37,194 --> 01:07:39,193
He sees profit in you,
so he's with you

872
01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:43,193
Director's daughter, doctor in the
making... Good for his image!

873
01:07:43,486 --> 01:07:44,776
It's not you he cares for

874
01:07:47,027 --> 01:07:48,401
Who do you think you are?

875
01:07:48,652 --> 01:07:50,318
What do you mean
he doesn't care for me?

876
01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:54,235
New watch? One moment

877
01:07:55,444 --> 01:07:57,526
You aIways need a demo

878
01:07:58,569 --> 01:07:59,401
Hey Suhas

879
01:08:01,569 --> 01:08:03,151
Where were you?

880
01:08:03,569 --> 01:08:05,235
She's looking for her watch

881
01:08:05,402 --> 01:08:07,193
What? You lost the watch

882
01:08:07,444 --> 01:08:08,610
Never mind. Get another

883
01:08:08,902 --> 01:08:10,193
It cost 400,000!

884
01:08:12,236 --> 01:08:14,193
Mine's just 250/-
but keeps the same time

885
01:08:14,361 --> 01:08:16,693
Keep quiet... How could
you be so careless, Pia

886
01:08:16,861 --> 01:08:19,985
This callous attitude is
disgusting. It's disrespectful

887
01:08:20,111 --> 01:08:22,693
That was a limited edition watch

888
01:08:23,069 --> 01:08:26,526
Now wear your ancient
piece of junk at dinner

889
01:08:27,861 --> 01:08:29,276
What're you staring at?

890
01:08:32,236 --> 01:08:34,985
Here come the tears!
Real mature, Pia

891
01:08:35,527 --> 01:08:36,776
I can't handIe this

892
01:08:37,611 --> 01:08:39,735
Stop crying and look for it

893
01:08:53,236 --> 01:08:56,151
Find another wrist
for this watch... Ass!

894
01:09:02,569 --> 01:09:05,235
Hey, you're awesome.
CaIled him an ass to his face

895
01:09:05,486 --> 01:09:06,360
Get lost

896
01:09:07,152 --> 01:09:08,318
It's too noisy here

897
01:09:08,652 --> 01:09:10,568
She's saying 'Thank you',
I hear 'Get Iost'

898
01:09:10,736 --> 01:09:13,568
I said 'Get Iost'
- Don't get so uptight

899
01:09:13,944 --> 01:09:16,693
ActuaIly, you never
really loved him

900
01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:17,985
What do you mean?

901
01:09:18,361 --> 01:09:23,151
When you see him, do the
winds whisper a melody?

902
01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:26,318
Your scarf fIies in slow motion?

903
01:09:27,319 --> 01:09:29,068
The Moon appears gigantic?

904
01:09:29,569 --> 01:09:32,151
That happens in movies, not in life

905
01:09:32,277 --> 01:09:35,318
Happens in life too -
if you love a person

906
01:09:35,652 --> 01:09:36,735
... not an ass

907
01:09:42,111 --> 01:09:46,776
HeIlo. What?

908
01:09:47,861 --> 01:09:51,360
Oh God! Ok, I'm on my way

909
01:09:54,569 --> 01:09:56,485
You're a medicaI student,
right? Need your help

910
01:09:56,569 --> 01:09:58,276
It's an emergency, please
- What?

911
01:09:58,777 --> 01:10:01,985
Please come with me.
What's that oath you doctors take -

912
01:10:02,194 --> 01:10:04,860
You'lI never deny a patient help...
The Hippocratic Oath

913
01:10:05,527 --> 01:10:07,360
Please help me,
it's an emergency

914
01:10:11,861 --> 01:10:15,026
You gatecrash my sister's wedding,
break off my engagement...

915
01:10:15,402 --> 01:10:17,776
my dad is popping
BP piIls because of you...

916
01:10:18,277 --> 01:10:19,860
and here I am, helping you!

917
01:10:20,986 --> 01:10:22,193
Unbelievable!

918
01:10:23,361 --> 01:10:27,235
This Hippocratic Oath -
It's really done us in!

919
01:10:32,069 --> 01:10:33,985
Where's Raju, ma'am?
- Gone to get a cab

920
01:10:34,361 --> 01:10:35,860
CaIled the ambuIance
two hours ago

921
01:10:36,152 --> 01:10:38,735
In this country,
pizza reaches in 30 minutes

922
01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:39,860
but an ambulance... !

923
01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:42,401
He needs hospitalization.
Urgently

924
01:10:56,527 --> 01:10:57,568
Hey stop!

925
01:10:59,861 --> 01:11:02,110
Move, it's an emergency!

926
01:11:03,736 --> 01:11:07,901
Move... move...

927
01:11:11,944 --> 01:11:14,110
Doctor, emergency!

928
01:11:15,694 --> 01:11:16,610
That's the patient

929
01:11:22,569 --> 01:11:24,651
Keep this. Hey, here's Raju

930
01:11:25,152 --> 01:11:27,068
What the helI!
You brought dad on the scooter

931
01:11:28,944 --> 01:11:30,276
Should I've sent him by courier?

932
01:11:30,652 --> 01:11:33,485
No wisecracks on dads profession!
Where is he?

933
01:11:34,069 --> 01:11:35,901
Go ask the doctor

934
01:11:36,861 --> 01:11:40,110
Close call, Pia. A little delay,
we'd have lost him

935
01:11:40,486 --> 01:11:42,026
Glad you didn't wait for an ambuIance
and got him on the scooter

936
01:11:42,152 --> 01:11:44,943
CaIl me if there's a probIem

937
01:11:54,069 --> 01:11:57,068
Rancho! Thank you...

938
01:11:58,819 --> 01:12:01,860
Thanking your buddies!
SiIencer teaching you manners?

939
01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:06,151
Didn't he teach you -
A friend is man's greatest bosom?

940
01:12:07,944 --> 01:12:10,860
Go on now.
You have an exam tomorrow

941
01:12:11,444 --> 01:12:14,693
Exams we have many...
Dad mostly just one

942
01:12:16,361 --> 01:12:18,651
We won't budge from here
without the Postmaster

943
01:12:19,277 --> 01:12:20,235
Don't worry

944
01:12:27,277 --> 01:12:31,443
Rancho, forgive me.
I was scared

945
01:12:31,694 --> 01:12:33,818
It's ok. Quiet, now

946
01:12:36,361 --> 01:12:38,526
Please forgive me

947
01:12:45,111 --> 01:12:49,151
It's ok, calm down.
Go see your dad

948
01:12:49,694 --> 01:12:51,068
And don't go
with that weepy face

949
01:12:57,361 --> 01:12:58,360
Thanks buddy

950
01:13:09,944 --> 01:13:14,735
Natty scooter. Saved a life.
How much does it cost?

951
01:13:15,027 --> 01:13:17,360
Pour some mint sauce
on it. It'll teIl you

952
01:13:19,986 --> 01:13:21,901
Hey, happy Independence Day

953
01:13:22,152 --> 01:13:23,860
Today isn't Independence Day

954
01:13:24,194 --> 01:13:27,360
For you it is! Now you're free
to wear your mom's watch

955
01:13:27,986 --> 01:13:30,735
No ass can say it's an
ancient piece of junk

956
01:13:33,027 --> 01:13:33,901
Hey

957
01:13:35,861 --> 01:13:37,860
How do you know
it was mom's watch?

958
01:13:39,611 --> 01:13:42,068
At your sister's wedding,
you wore sparkling new clothes

959
01:13:42,861 --> 01:13:44,068
OnIy the watch was old

960
01:13:44,694 --> 01:13:45,610
What could that mean?

961
01:13:47,902 --> 01:13:51,068
You really missed your mom
that day, didn't you?

962
01:13:53,902 --> 01:13:54,943
Yes

963
01:13:55,986 --> 01:13:57,735
Your mom must've been
really beautifuI

964
01:14:00,277 --> 01:14:02,443
Yes. How do you know?

965
01:14:02,694 --> 01:14:03,693
Seen your dad?

966
01:14:05,236 --> 01:14:06,901
'Life is a race. If you don't run fast

967
01:14:07,069 --> 01:14:08,693
you'lI be a broken egg
... cuckoo bird'

968
01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:10,068
You...

969
01:14:12,361 --> 01:14:19,985
The winds whisper a melody

970
01:14:21,152 --> 01:14:26,943
The sky hums along

971
01:14:28,527 --> 01:14:34,443
Time itself is singing...

972
01:14:35,486 --> 01:14:39,026
Zoobi do...

973
01:14:39,777 --> 01:14:44,360
Param pum

974
01:14:45,986 --> 01:14:50,693
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'

975
01:14:51,402 --> 01:14:55,985
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

976
01:14:56,652 --> 01:15:01,693
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'

977
01:15:02,027 --> 01:15:06,693
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

978
01:15:07,027 --> 01:15:12,110
Leaves sing on their branches
Bees jam with flowers

979
01:15:12,402 --> 01:15:17,235
Crazy sunbeams dance off petals
As birds yodel in the skies

980
01:15:17,819 --> 01:15:22,735
Flowers, bold and brazen
Snuggle and cootchie-coo

981
01:15:23,194 --> 01:15:27,776
I've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with us

982
01:15:28,819 --> 01:15:33,401
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'

983
01:15:33,986 --> 01:15:38,610
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

984
01:15:39,527 --> 01:15:44,276
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'

985
01:15:44,736 --> 01:15:49,735
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

986
01:15:52,902 --> 01:15:55,943
Let's make the unique and
ever useful mint sauce

987
01:15:56,361 --> 01:16:01,735
The all-powerful sauce that
exposes phony people

988
01:16:02,652 --> 01:16:04,985
Your 7th house is clear

989
01:16:05,486 --> 01:16:07,651
Shunning an ass,
you'll fall for a human

990
01:16:08,152 --> 01:16:09,860
Time is ripe for love

991
01:16:14,652 --> 01:16:16,610
Temperature in New Delhi
remains stable

992
01:16:16,736 --> 01:16:21,068
Clear skies.
But if in love, expect rain

993
01:16:26,694 --> 01:16:31,318
Pitter-patter go the raindrops
Whish-whoosh whistles the wind

994
01:16:31,819 --> 01:16:36,860
Do-da-dee waltzes the rain
Boom-boom echoes the sky

995
01:16:37,152 --> 01:16:42,235
Drenched in rain and passion
You sway your hips on cue

996
01:16:42,444 --> 01:16:47,235
I've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with us

997
01:16:48,111 --> 01:16:52,693
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'

998
01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:57,943
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

999
01:16:58,694 --> 01:17:03,443
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'

1000
01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:08,985
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1001
01:17:30,569 --> 01:17:35,235
The gorgeous low moon
Serenades the earth

1002
01:17:35,736 --> 01:17:40,818
A shooting star skips along
Crooning a ballad of love

1003
01:17:41,319 --> 01:17:46,193
The night is bright but lonesome
Come touch me, my handsome

1004
01:17:46,569 --> 01:17:51,401
I've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with us

1005
01:17:52,277 --> 01:17:56,818
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'

1006
01:17:57,361 --> 01:18:02,193
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1007
01:18:02,861 --> 01:18:07,318
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'

1008
01:18:07,986 --> 01:18:12,943
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1009
01:18:13,486 --> 01:18:26,735
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi'
...goes my silly heart

1010
01:18:33,361 --> 01:18:34,610
HeIlo. Wake up

1011
01:18:35,527 --> 01:18:38,151
Huh... Postmaster's dead?
- What!

1012
01:18:38,236 --> 01:18:39,735
No, stupid

1013
01:18:40,152 --> 01:18:42,485
It's 8.30, your exam is at 9

1014
01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:45,526
But we can't leave him alone

1015
01:18:45,861 --> 01:18:48,651
I'm here.
It's a matter of three hours

1016
01:18:48,736 --> 01:18:51,401
Take my scooter.
It's getting late

1017
01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:52,901
Hey...

1018
01:18:57,277 --> 01:18:58,651
Gosh, what an ancient watch

1019
01:19:05,194 --> 01:19:06,151
Go

1020
01:19:24,236 --> 01:19:26,651
Sorry, we're late
- It was an emergency

1021
01:19:32,527 --> 01:19:33,651
Settle down there

1022
01:19:38,194 --> 01:19:39,443
Sir, they're still writing

1023
01:19:40,861 --> 01:19:42,485
HeIlo. Time up

1024
01:19:43,319 --> 01:19:45,943
Please, five minutes.
We started half an hour late

1025
01:19:46,111 --> 01:19:47,318
It was an emergency

1026
01:19:47,402 --> 01:19:51,693
He glared at us like we'd
asked for both his kidneys

1027
01:19:52,902 --> 01:19:54,068
But we continued writing

1028
01:19:55,027 --> 01:19:58,068
He continued arranging
the answer sheets

1029
01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:07,485
Done, sir

1030
01:20:08,486 --> 01:20:11,110
You're late.
I can't accept these

1031
01:20:11,319 --> 01:20:12,193
Sir, please, sir

1032
01:20:16,736 --> 01:20:18,068
Sir, do you know who we are?

1033
01:20:19,527 --> 01:20:21,360
Prime Ministers son?
Even then...

1034
01:20:21,652 --> 01:20:23,735
I wilI not accept your paper

1035
01:20:25,236 --> 01:20:27,235
Do you know
our names and roll numbers?

1036
01:20:28,527 --> 01:20:29,651
No...

1037
01:20:31,486 --> 01:20:32,526
Who are you?

1038
01:20:32,611 --> 01:20:34,610
He doesn't know - Run!

1039
01:20:36,277 --> 01:20:38,568
Hey, what's your roll number?

1040
01:20:39,361 --> 01:20:43,651
Where the heIl are their papers?

1041
01:20:48,152 --> 01:20:49,985
O Lord, have mercy

1042
01:20:50,069 --> 01:20:55,860
Today was Results day.
Time to make a deal with God

1043
01:20:55,986 --> 01:20:58,485
Just save my Electronics.
I'Il offer a coconut

1044
01:20:58,944 --> 01:21:03,860
Sir Snake, bIess my Physics.
I promise a pint of miIk per day

1045
01:21:04,069 --> 01:21:07,485
O Mother Cow,
heIp me pass... have this grass

1046
01:21:07,736 --> 01:21:11,068
I vow: No X-rated thoughts
of girls in my class...

1047
01:21:11,361 --> 01:21:12,818
Watch over my results

1048
01:21:13,027 --> 01:21:16,901
God of Wealth, I'll offer 100/-
every month

1049
01:21:17,111 --> 01:21:19,735
100/- won't bribe even a traffic cop

1050
01:21:20,444 --> 01:21:22,276
let alone the Almighty

1051
01:21:23,486 --> 01:21:25,568
Check from the bottom

1052
01:21:26,569 --> 01:21:28,693
You are... last

1053
01:21:30,402 --> 01:21:31,318
And you?

1054
01:21:33,361 --> 01:21:34,818
Second last

1055
01:21:36,402 --> 01:21:37,485
Rancho?

1056
01:21:41,902 --> 01:21:42,985
Not there

1057
01:21:44,361 --> 01:21:45,401
My heart sank

1058
01:21:45,986 --> 01:21:50,401
Not 'cause our ranks tanked,
but 'cause our friend flunked

1059
01:21:52,861 --> 01:21:56,568
There's a mistake.
It's not possibIe. It's injustice

1060
01:22:00,694 --> 01:22:03,610
What's Silencer howling about?

1061
01:22:04,236 --> 01:22:05,193
He got the second rank

1062
01:22:07,527 --> 01:22:08,568
Who's first?

1063
01:22:09,777 --> 01:22:10,901
Rancho

1064
01:22:13,777 --> 01:22:14,651
Rancho?

1065
01:22:17,111 --> 01:22:17,943
Move aside

1066
01:22:22,736 --> 01:22:25,026
We learned a lesson
in Human Behavior:

1067
01:22:25,819 --> 01:22:31,193
Your friend fails, you feel bad.
Your friend tops, you feel worse

1068
01:22:31,902 --> 01:22:36,318
We were sad.
Two others were sadder

1069
01:22:37,569 --> 01:22:41,443
Ranchhoddas Chanchad.
Front row. Right of the Director

1070
01:22:42,069 --> 01:22:44,360
Uday Sinha. Second row. Third seat

1071
01:22:45,277 --> 01:22:48,526
Alok Mittal. Second row. Fifth seat

1072
01:22:50,319 --> 01:22:52,985
Sahili Rao. Third row...

1073
01:22:53,152 --> 01:22:55,610
Sir, why this seating
according to rank?

1074
01:22:56,777 --> 01:22:58,026
Any problem with that?

1075
01:22:58,152 --> 01:23:02,276
Yes, this grading system is
like a caste system

1076
01:23:02,736 --> 01:23:05,901
A-graders: Masters
C-graders: SIaves

1077
01:23:06,194 --> 01:23:09,485
It's not nice, sir
- You have a better idea?

1078
01:23:10,069 --> 01:23:14,235
Yes. Results should not be
displayed at alI

1079
01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:18,776
Why publicise someone's fIaws?

1080
01:23:19,069 --> 01:23:24,110
If your iron count is Iow,
wiIl the doctor prescribe tonic...

1081
01:23:24,236 --> 01:23:25,693
or air your report on TV

1082
01:23:26,527 --> 01:23:27,610
You see, sir?

1083
01:23:28,194 --> 01:23:29,985
So basically,
what you are saying is

1084
01:23:30,486 --> 01:23:32,276
I should personally go to
each student's room

1085
01:23:33,319 --> 01:23:34,401
and whisper in his ears...

1086
01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:37,860
'You have come first';
'You're second"

1087
01:23:37,944 --> 01:23:39,526
'Oh, I'm so sorry,
you have faiIed'

1088
01:23:42,527 --> 01:23:46,901
No sir, I mean
grades create a divide

1089
01:23:49,236 --> 01:23:51,193
I've topped, so I'm next to you

1090
01:23:51,444 --> 01:23:53,860
My paIs came last,
they're in the back corner

1091
01:23:54,027 --> 01:23:55,568
At least they're in the corner

1092
01:23:55,694 --> 01:23:58,110
More time with you, and
they'Il be out of the photo

1093
01:23:59,236 --> 01:24:01,235
They will neither pass,
nor get a job

1094
01:24:02,027 --> 01:24:05,901
They'Il get jobs, sir.
There must be some firm that...

1095
01:24:06,361 --> 01:24:08,193
prefers humans to machines

1096
01:24:10,069 --> 01:24:11,901
They'Il get jobs. I guarantee

1097
01:24:13,902 --> 01:24:16,235
You guarantee it!

1098
01:24:16,444 --> 01:24:17,985
Bet, sir?

1099
01:24:21,361 --> 01:24:22,693
Govind
- Yes, sir?

1100
01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:30,151
Even if one of them gets
a job in campus interviews...

1101
01:24:31,361 --> 01:24:32,568
shave off my moustache

1102
01:24:34,402 --> 01:24:36,193
Sir!

1103
01:24:36,486 --> 01:24:39,526
Happy?
- SmiIe, please

1104
01:24:40,819 --> 01:24:41,776
Happy, sir

1105
01:24:46,152 --> 01:24:49,735
Jackass!
Honking to hide your tooting

1106
01:24:50,277 --> 01:24:52,985
Septic tank! Popping pills again?

1107
01:24:53,236 --> 01:24:55,901
I didn't do it... Raju?

1108
01:24:56,111 --> 01:24:57,735
This is a familiar stink

1109
01:24:57,819 --> 01:25:00,860
He's the sole cause for
globaI warming

1110
01:25:26,111 --> 01:25:28,735
Toss me your waIlet - I'lI buy pants

1111
01:25:29,319 --> 01:25:33,485
Take Chatur's suit instead
- Don't touch my suit

1112
01:25:34,652 --> 01:25:36,443
Rancho'll recognize you
even in underwear

1113
01:25:36,611 --> 01:25:40,610
Where's this?
- If I could read, wouId I sell peanuts?

1114
01:25:40,819 --> 01:25:43,401
He can't read
- But he can speak

1115
01:25:43,611 --> 01:25:47,610
Wait. Do you know a
Ranchhoddas Chanchad?

1116
01:25:47,819 --> 01:25:49,568
Yes, he lives there

1117
01:25:50,236 --> 01:25:55,568
Free as the wind was he

1118
01:25:57,569 --> 01:26:02,985
Like a soaring kite was he

1119
01:26:04,652 --> 01:26:06,943
Where did he go...

1120
01:26:07,152 --> 01:26:09,401
let's find him

1121
01:26:09,527 --> 01:26:12,193
Chatur, your piIls
- Thanks. Where were they?

1122
01:26:12,236 --> 01:26:14,776
In the pocket
- Hey, my pants!

1123
01:26:14,902 --> 01:26:16,901
Karl Marx says to
share all resources

1124
01:26:18,486 --> 01:26:20,443
Hey, you'll give people ideas

1125
01:26:21,986 --> 01:26:23,026
I want it now

1126
01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:39,401
What happened?

1127
01:26:41,527 --> 01:26:42,735
Rancho's father

1128
01:26:46,236 --> 01:26:48,985
Excuse me,
where is Ranchhoddas?

1129
01:26:49,819 --> 01:26:52,235
There he is
- Thank you

1130
01:27:15,402 --> 01:27:18,568
Rancho...
- Yes?

1131
01:27:19,152 --> 01:27:22,860
Sorry. We're looking for Ranchhoddas

1132
01:27:23,861 --> 01:27:25,193
I am Ranchhoddas

1133
01:27:25,777 --> 01:27:29,693
No, I mean... 'Ranchhoddas
ShamaIdas Chanchad'

1134
01:27:31,111 --> 01:27:33,693
Ranchhoddas Shamaldas
Chanchad. That's me

1135
01:27:39,152 --> 01:27:41,443
Ranchhoddas, take care, son

1136
01:28:00,736 --> 01:28:02,860
'Ranchhoddas Chanchad'

1137
01:28:10,027 --> 01:28:11,068
Raju

1138
01:28:36,319 --> 01:28:39,943
I'Il be in the Guinness Book for
driving Delhi-Shimla in underwear

1139
01:28:40,069 --> 01:28:41,193
That too, for the wrong guy!

1140
01:28:41,694 --> 01:28:45,651
Same name, same degree,
same photo, but a different guy

1141
01:28:46,236 --> 01:28:47,693
What's going on?

1142
01:28:48,402 --> 01:28:51,068
How did Silencer get
Rancho's address?

1143
01:28:52,236 --> 01:28:53,110
Good point!

1144
01:28:54,527 --> 01:28:55,943
Hey Chatur, come here

1145
01:29:02,236 --> 01:29:05,735
How dare you open this?
I got this from San Francisco

1146
01:29:05,777 --> 01:29:07,318
Handmade biscuits

1147
01:29:09,152 --> 01:29:11,401
Specially for Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu

1148
01:29:11,652 --> 01:29:13,818
Phunsukh Bangdu?
Who's that?

1149
01:29:13,902 --> 01:29:18,526
Not Bangdu. Wangdu. 'W'.
Phunsukh Wangdu

1150
01:29:18,611 --> 01:29:21,443
Do you know who that is?
He's a great scientist

1151
01:29:21,527 --> 01:29:24,235
400 patents.
The world wants him

1152
01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:28,735
Took me a year
to get an appointment

1153
01:29:29,486 --> 01:29:34,943
Once he signs the deal with
my company, I'lI be huge!

1154
01:29:35,027 --> 01:29:39,193
Forget Wangdu.
How'd you get Rancho's address?

1155
01:29:39,319 --> 01:29:41,276
You should be thanking
Phunsukh Wangdu

1156
01:29:41,652 --> 01:29:45,235
He led me to Rancho, See this

1157
01:29:47,402 --> 01:29:51,860
My secretary was here to fix
an appointment with Wangdu

1158
01:29:51,944 --> 01:29:56,276
She didn't get the appointment.
But I found Rancho

1159
01:29:56,402 --> 01:30:02,026
I checked the Shimla directory
and found Rancho's name

1160
01:30:02,069 --> 01:30:03,735
What happened to his face?

1161
01:30:04,111 --> 01:30:06,443
Plastic surgery
in honor of your visit?

1162
01:30:10,819 --> 01:30:12,651
OnIy one man has the answer

1163
01:30:13,236 --> 01:30:17,901
Sorry Papa,
I couIdn't fulfill your last wish

1164
01:30:19,361 --> 01:30:23,151
You kept asking me
to take you on pilgrimage

1165
01:30:24,069 --> 01:30:26,568
But I waited
for the highway tender

1166
01:30:28,069 --> 01:30:32,526
There the tender opened,
here you closed your eyes

1167
01:30:36,611 --> 01:30:41,110
I am so sorry, Papa.
I couId not be a good son...

1168
01:30:41,277 --> 01:30:42,610
Wrong

1169
01:30:43,069 --> 01:30:45,901
You're an engineer.
Your degree's on the wall!

1170
01:30:46,194 --> 01:30:47,485
You were a very good son

1171
01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:54,860
How dare you barge in?
I'Il have you arrested

1172
01:30:55,027 --> 01:30:58,235
No, you'll be arrested.
We've made enquiries

1173
01:30:58,527 --> 01:31:01,610
You use the degree
to clinch contracts

1174
01:31:02,069 --> 01:31:05,318
It's our friend's degree.
How did you get it?

1175
01:31:20,902 --> 01:31:22,318
This is a 150 acre estate

1176
01:31:22,736 --> 01:31:25,943
If I shoot and bury you,
no one would even notice

1177
01:31:26,277 --> 01:31:27,193
Get the point?

1178
01:31:28,527 --> 01:31:29,401
Now get lost

1179
01:31:34,986 --> 01:31:39,276
I'm taking Papa's ashes to the
sacred river. Can take yours too

1180
01:31:46,736 --> 01:31:48,318
Grab Papa!

1181
01:31:51,236 --> 01:31:52,360
Here, here

1182
01:31:56,486 --> 01:31:57,526
Let go of Papa!

1183
01:32:00,444 --> 01:32:03,276
TeIl the truth or
Papa is flushed!

1184
01:32:03,402 --> 01:32:06,318
Hand over Papa
- Papa goes to the sacred sewer

1185
01:32:07,027 --> 01:32:10,360
Get Papa out of the potty
- You pull trigger, I pulI flush.

1186
01:32:10,486 --> 01:32:11,818
I'Il count to three

1187
01:32:11,861 --> 01:32:15,610
Wanna shoot us?
Raju, scatter the ashes

1188
01:32:18,277 --> 01:32:19,276
One

1189
01:32:19,444 --> 01:32:24,193
Take us down,
and Papa's down the drain

1190
01:32:25,444 --> 01:32:26,360
Two

1191
01:32:26,444 --> 01:32:28,901
Then grope for him in the gutter

1192
01:32:29,027 --> 01:32:29,901
What is it, Raju?

1193
01:32:31,319 --> 01:32:33,818
We've got the wrong urn.
It's empty!

1194
01:32:34,694 --> 01:32:35,610
Empty?

1195
01:32:36,986 --> 01:32:40,443
Empty - we'lI empty it out!

1196
01:32:40,569 --> 01:32:41,443
No, no!

1197
01:32:41,527 --> 01:32:44,401
We'll empty it out

1198
01:32:44,486 --> 01:32:46,943
No... hands up!

1199
01:32:49,236 --> 01:32:52,276
Who are you?

1200
01:32:52,444 --> 01:32:53,568
I am Rancho

1201
01:32:54,861 --> 01:32:57,318
I swear on Papa, it's true

1202
01:32:57,527 --> 01:32:59,318
I am Rancho!
That was Chhote.

1203
01:33:00,444 --> 01:33:01,276
Chhote?

1204
01:33:02,652 --> 01:33:07,651
He was our gardener's son, Chhote

1205
01:33:09,611 --> 01:33:12,443
He stayed on with us
after he was orphaned

1206
01:33:14,652 --> 01:33:22,485
Did odd jobs around the house,
ran errands

1207
01:33:23,902 --> 01:33:25,193
He had a passion for learning

1208
01:33:28,444 --> 01:33:31,110
He'd wear my old uniform
and slip into school

1209
01:33:33,111 --> 01:33:36,068
And attend any class he liked.
It suited me

1210
01:33:37,027 --> 01:33:43,110
I made him do my homework,
take my exams

1211
01:33:43,611 --> 01:33:46,651
It was going well, till
one day...

1212
01:33:47,069 --> 01:33:51,651
Our teacher saw a sixth grader
doing tenth grade math

1213
01:33:51,694 --> 01:33:53,235
Which grade are you in, son?

1214
01:33:54,444 --> 01:33:55,651
What's your name?

1215
01:33:56,611 --> 01:33:57,568
We got caught

1216
01:33:58,736 --> 01:34:00,110
Papa was a powerful man, so...

1217
01:34:00,236 --> 01:34:03,735
our teacher alerted him
before going to the Principal

1218
01:34:04,236 --> 01:34:08,193
You started it, you wiIl finish it

1219
01:34:10,902 --> 01:34:13,693
People pretend to show me respect

1220
01:34:14,402 --> 01:34:16,610
But behind my back...

1221
01:34:17,569 --> 01:34:19,193
mock me as an iIliterate

1222
01:34:20,194 --> 01:34:22,235
I won't let that happen to my son

1223
01:34:23,319 --> 01:34:27,651
This boy wants to study.
I want just a degree

1224
01:34:28,194 --> 01:34:30,151
Let the game go on

1225
01:34:31,152 --> 01:34:32,776
Make this kid an engineer

1226
01:34:34,027 --> 01:34:39,401
and I'll have a degree
in my son's name on that wall

1227
01:34:39,736 --> 01:34:43,735
I went to London for four years,
he went to college as me

1228
01:34:45,402 --> 01:34:51,568
He'd promised to cut contact with aIl
after getting the degree

1229
01:34:53,694 --> 01:35:01,943
But he always said,
'Two idiots wilI come Iooking for me'

1230
01:35:06,902 --> 01:35:08,568
He really misses you both

1231
01:35:10,986 --> 01:35:14,943
I'Il give you his address,
go to him

1232
01:35:18,277 --> 01:35:21,776
But pIease keep my secret

1233
01:35:23,652 --> 01:35:24,818
What secret?

1234
01:35:38,152 --> 01:35:41,651
You got the wrong urn, sir.
Papa is in here

1235
01:35:43,861 --> 01:35:46,443
What the helI's going on?
Who was that gun guy?

1236
01:35:46,486 --> 01:35:50,026
Complicated story.
Without subtitles. Not for you

1237
01:35:50,069 --> 01:35:52,360
Ignore it
- Where're we going?

1238
01:35:53,694 --> 01:35:54,610
Ladakh

1239
01:35:54,652 --> 01:35:56,026
Ladakh! Why?

1240
01:35:56,736 --> 01:35:57,693
To meet Rancho

1241
01:35:57,861 --> 01:36:00,860
What's he doing in Ladakh?

1242
01:36:00,902 --> 01:36:04,485
No clue. We have
the address of a schooI

1243
01:36:04,736 --> 01:36:07,818
SchooI teacher!

1244
01:36:08,694 --> 01:36:12,110
I'm Vice President of
Rockledge Corporation, and he...

1245
01:36:12,527 --> 01:36:14,818
A for Apple, B for BalI...

1246
01:36:14,986 --> 01:36:16,193
D for Donkey

1247
01:36:16,902 --> 01:36:21,860
Next week I sign a huge deal
with Phunsukh Wangdu

1248
01:36:22,027 --> 01:36:25,068
And he... A for Apple, B for BalI...

1249
01:36:28,777 --> 01:36:31,193
Today my respect
for that idiot shot up

1250
01:36:32,111 --> 01:36:34,443
Most of us went to college
just for a degree

1251
01:36:35,027 --> 01:36:39,235
No degree meant
no plum job, no pretty wife...

1252
01:36:39,527 --> 01:36:42,110
no credit card, no social status

1253
01:36:42,777 --> 01:36:44,610
None of this mattered to him

1254
01:36:44,736 --> 01:36:46,568
He was in college
for the joy of learning

1255
01:36:47,069 --> 01:36:50,360
He never cared
if he was first or last

1256
01:36:50,944 --> 01:36:53,276
Who was the first man
on the Moon?

1257
01:36:53,527 --> 01:36:54,776
Neil Armstrong, sir

1258
01:36:54,819 --> 01:36:56,985
Obviously, it is Neil Armstrong.
We alI know it

1259
01:36:57,152 --> 01:36:58,401
Who was the second?

1260
01:36:58,902 --> 01:37:00,526
Don't waste your time.
It's not important

1261
01:37:00,986 --> 01:37:03,485
Nobody remembers the man
who ever came second

1262
01:37:04,611 --> 01:37:10,068
Soon, 26 companies
wiIl be here with job offers

1263
01:37:10,527 --> 01:37:16,193
You'lI have a job
even before your final exam

1264
01:37:16,944 --> 01:37:18,818
This is your last lap, my friends

1265
01:37:19,152 --> 01:37:21,360
Put the pedaI to the metaI.
Step on the gas

1266
01:37:21,444 --> 01:37:23,443
Go out there and make history!

1267
01:37:26,861 --> 01:37:28,110
Any questions?

1268
01:37:30,611 --> 01:37:31,526
Yes?

1269
01:37:32,861 --> 01:37:36,485
Sir, suppose a student gets a job...

1270
01:37:36,861 --> 01:37:44,151
but narrowly fails the final exam,
wiIl he stilI have the job?

1271
01:37:44,652 --> 01:37:45,985
Very good question

1272
01:37:49,236 --> 01:37:51,610
Anyone else
with the same question?

1273
01:37:53,527 --> 01:37:54,860
As expected

1274
01:37:57,194 --> 01:38:00,318
Please come on stage.
Give them a big hand

1275
01:38:11,486 --> 01:38:13,776
For the last four years

1276
01:38:13,819 --> 01:38:16,776
they've been our most
consistent students

1277
01:38:16,902 --> 01:38:20,235
Consistently last in every exam

1278
01:38:21,069 --> 01:38:22,443
Come my geniuses, come

1279
01:38:23,902 --> 01:38:29,526
Their brains wiIl fetch
a handsome price

1280
01:38:30,236 --> 01:38:33,276
'Cause they're completely unused

1281
01:38:35,777 --> 01:38:37,026
And to answer their question -

1282
01:38:37,402 --> 01:38:40,735
The exam won't affect their jobs

1283
01:38:41,527 --> 01:38:45,068
Because no company
wiIl hire them anyway!

1284
01:38:45,902 --> 01:38:48,943
They're so unique, their
names will be writ in gold -

1285
01:38:49,236 --> 01:38:52,151
'Farhanitrate' and 'Prerajulization'

1286
01:38:52,236 --> 01:38:53,735
Give them a big hand,
please, everybody

1287
01:39:02,819 --> 01:39:07,693
He screwed us!

1288
01:39:07,819 --> 01:39:09,776
In front of everyone

1289
01:39:10,902 --> 01:39:16,026
God, I'll give up meat,
light a 1000 incense sticks

1290
01:39:16,111 --> 01:39:17,901
Do me just one favor -

1291
01:39:17,986 --> 01:39:20,443
DeIete Virus!

1292
01:39:22,069 --> 01:39:24,068
Burn him in helI

1293
01:39:25,444 --> 01:39:29,276
Fry Virus-nuggets in bubbIing oiI

1294
01:39:30,027 --> 01:39:32,901
You think God is a contract killer?

1295
01:39:33,527 --> 01:39:34,818
You shut up

1296
01:39:35,527 --> 01:39:38,443
You're in the center
of the photo every year

1297
01:39:38,486 --> 01:39:40,443
We're rotting in the corner

1298
01:39:41,486 --> 01:39:44,526
This year we may fall
out of the photo altogether

1299
01:39:46,986 --> 01:39:48,818
Know why I come first?
- Why?

1300
01:39:49,236 --> 01:39:50,943
Because I love machines

1301
01:39:51,736 --> 01:39:53,568
Engineering is my passion

1302
01:39:54,611 --> 01:39:55,860
Know your passion?

1303
01:39:58,694 --> 01:40:00,401
That's my bag
- Be quiet

1304
01:40:01,361 --> 01:40:02,693
What're you up to?

1305
01:40:05,111 --> 01:40:07,276
This... is your passion

1306
01:40:08,527 --> 01:40:09,943
Go post this letter

1307
01:40:10,319 --> 01:40:11,651
What Ietter?

1308
01:40:14,361 --> 01:40:18,651
5 years ago he wrote this for
his favorite wiIdlife photographer

1309
01:40:19,402 --> 01:40:22,193
Andre...
- Istvan

1310
01:40:23,152 --> 01:40:26,776
He wanted to train with him
in Hungary

1311
01:40:27,694 --> 01:40:31,026
But in fear of his dad, the Fuhrer,
never posted it

1312
01:40:32,736 --> 01:40:36,318
Quit Engineering, marry Photography

1313
01:40:37,277 --> 01:40:39,276
FoIlow your talent

1314
01:40:42,402 --> 01:40:46,443
If Michael Jackson's dad
forced him to be a boxer...

1315
01:40:47,236 --> 01:40:50,776
and Mohammad Ali's dad
pushed him to be a singer...

1316
01:40:51,486 --> 01:40:52,818
imagine the disaster

1317
01:40:54,861 --> 01:40:57,401
Do you get it?

1318
01:41:00,944 --> 01:41:04,276
Idiot! Loves Photography,
but is marrying machines

1319
01:41:08,902 --> 01:41:10,318
Your Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas

1320
01:41:11,611 --> 01:41:15,776
Engineering is
my wife and mistress both

1321
01:41:17,194 --> 01:41:19,735
But I still faiI. Why?
- ExpIain

1322
01:41:20,861 --> 01:41:23,235
'Cause you're a coward,
scared of the future

1323
01:41:24,944 --> 01:41:29,443
Look at this -
more holy rings than fingers

1324
01:41:29,986 --> 01:41:33,193
One ring per fear -
exam, sis's dowry, job

1325
01:41:34,652 --> 01:41:38,443
With such fear of tomorrow,
how'lI you live today?

1326
01:41:39,277 --> 01:41:40,943
How'lI you focus on studies?

1327
01:41:42,277 --> 01:41:45,401
Strange buddies! One lives
in fear, the other in pretense

1328
01:41:46,361 --> 01:41:51,735
You live in both - fear and pretense

1329
01:41:51,944 --> 01:41:58,026
You're scared to tell Pia you
love her... so you pretend you don't

1330
01:42:00,527 --> 01:42:02,610
What rubbish!

1331
01:42:03,236 --> 01:42:07,318
Easy to offer free advice,
tough to folIow it

1332
01:42:07,402 --> 01:42:10,651
Have the guts? Go confess to Pia.

1333
01:42:11,111 --> 01:42:14,985
There's no connection!
- Deep connection, Your Holiness

1334
01:42:15,069 --> 01:42:20,568
Listen, if you confess to Pia

1335
01:42:20,986 --> 01:42:25,443
I'Il tell Dad - No Engineering,
I'm marrying Photography

1336
01:42:26,611 --> 01:42:30,276
And I'll dump my rings
before the job interview

1337
01:42:30,694 --> 01:42:31,776
Deal?

1338
01:42:33,861 --> 01:42:35,651
Have the guts?

1339
01:42:35,777 --> 01:42:38,068
His Holiness is speechIess

1340
01:42:44,111 --> 01:42:44,985
Let's go

1341
01:42:50,027 --> 01:42:51,360
FoIlow me
- Where?

1342
01:42:56,986 --> 01:42:58,526
Let's go

1343
01:42:58,944 --> 01:43:02,068
Hey Virus! I'm anti-Virus

1344
01:43:02,152 --> 01:43:03,651
Hope no dog here

1345
01:43:03,777 --> 01:43:06,193
Cowards! Let's go

1346
01:43:06,319 --> 01:43:10,026
If any danger,
I'Il give the Virus alert

1347
01:43:22,277 --> 01:43:23,860
Beware - Virus inside

1348
01:43:44,444 --> 01:43:45,651
Need background score?

1349
01:43:45,861 --> 01:43:46,860
Pia
- Who's it?

1350
01:43:49,611 --> 01:43:53,318
Don't yell! It's me, Rancho

1351
01:43:55,236 --> 01:43:58,651
Just Iisten for a moment,
then I'm gone

1352
01:43:58,944 --> 01:44:01,360
Say not a word...

1353
01:44:01,694 --> 01:44:02,693
Pia...
- Yes?

1354
01:44:04,819 --> 01:44:08,151
Those 22 minutes with you
on the scooter

1355
01:44:08,986 --> 01:44:13,568
were the most enchanting
22 minutes of my life

1356
01:44:17,986 --> 01:44:23,401
I couId spend an eternity
with you on the scooter

1357
01:44:23,527 --> 01:44:24,401
Wow

1358
01:44:25,652 --> 01:44:28,776
... and time stands still

1359
01:44:29,819 --> 01:44:37,276
Every night you ride into my dreams
on your scooter, dressed as a bride

1360
01:44:40,236 --> 01:44:42,568
Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmet

1361
01:44:46,027 --> 01:44:48,985
and come close to kiss me

1362
01:44:52,069 --> 01:44:54,360
But that kiss doesn't happen

1363
01:44:55,194 --> 01:44:56,110
Why?

1364
01:44:56,444 --> 01:44:59,610
Because the noses collide,
and I wake up

1365
01:45:00,694 --> 01:45:02,360
The noses never collide, stupid!

1366
01:45:07,486 --> 01:45:10,568
I'm sorry,
I thought you were Pia

1367
01:45:11,152 --> 01:45:12,110
I wish I was

1368
01:45:12,402 --> 01:45:14,193
Sis, why did you interrupt?

1369
01:45:14,652 --> 01:45:16,485
It took him four years
to say this

1370
01:45:16,694 --> 01:45:19,735
Pia, kiss him.
Show that noses don't colIide

1371
01:45:19,819 --> 01:45:23,068
You have my permission,
kiss him... He's so cute!

1372
01:45:23,611 --> 01:45:25,276
Who's this?
- My sister

1373
01:45:26,277 --> 01:45:27,318
Who're you?

1374
01:45:36,986 --> 01:45:40,735
When you were talking,
he kicked. First time!

1375
01:45:40,777 --> 01:45:44,610
He? How do you know
it's a 'he' or 'she'?

1376
01:45:44,902 --> 01:45:48,943
Papa asked the astrologer If we'd
get an engineer or a doctor

1377
01:45:49,902 --> 01:45:50,818
Meaning?

1378
01:45:50,986 --> 01:45:53,860
Boy becomes an engineer,
girl a doctor

1379
01:45:54,652 --> 01:46:00,151
Champ, better stay inside.
Out here's a circus

1380
01:46:01,236 --> 01:46:04,985
Your grandpa is the ringmaster.
He'll crack his whip -

1381
01:46:05,111 --> 01:46:10,526
'Run! Life is a race.
Be an engineer'

1382
01:46:11,361 --> 01:46:16,610
But you follow your heart.
If grandpa scares you...

1383
01:46:17,402 --> 01:46:20,776
put your hand on your heart
and say, 'AlI is well'

1384
01:46:21,652 --> 01:46:22,485
He kicked

1385
01:46:24,444 --> 01:46:25,526
Say it again

1386
01:46:26,736 --> 01:46:28,360
AlI is well

1387
01:46:29,236 --> 01:46:30,943
Kicked again

1388
01:46:32,569 --> 01:46:35,568
Once more
- All is welI

1389
01:46:40,069 --> 01:46:44,235
AlI is well

1390
01:46:44,777 --> 01:46:45,776
Who is it?

1391
01:46:46,611 --> 01:46:47,610
Go

1392
01:46:48,277 --> 01:46:53,318
You sent hate-mail to Dad,
here's pee-mail for you

1393
01:46:53,402 --> 01:46:57,860
Enjoy the pee-mail, happy reading!

1394
01:47:04,319 --> 01:47:07,068
Who is it?
- Your future son-in-law

1395
01:47:07,319 --> 01:47:08,818
And the wedding party

1396
01:47:09,652 --> 01:47:10,735
Rastogi!

1397
01:47:13,152 --> 01:47:14,985
Security, that way

1398
01:47:44,569 --> 01:47:48,318
So you all have already learned
about the simple penduIum

1399
01:47:49,027 --> 01:47:52,943
Now let's get down to the advanced
study about compound pendulum

1400
01:47:54,361 --> 01:47:58,360
It's an irregular object
oscilIating about its own axis

1401
01:47:58,777 --> 01:47:59,860
Let me demonstrate to you

1402
01:48:00,444 --> 01:48:02,401
What's this?
- Pencil

1403
01:48:02,694 --> 01:48:04,151
What's inside?
- Lead

1404
01:48:04,194 --> 01:48:06,360
Good. Lead is the axis to this pencil

1405
01:48:06,861 --> 01:48:09,860
Even you can be a compound
penduIum, if you oscilIate about...

1406
01:48:17,486 --> 01:48:20,110
Where is Raju Rastogi?
- Present, sir

1407
01:48:27,569 --> 01:48:29,485
Hi. Everybody is here

1408
01:48:31,152 --> 01:48:32,235
Good morning, sir

1409
01:48:33,152 --> 01:48:34,360
Where were you Iast night?

1410
01:48:34,902 --> 01:48:37,985
Studying all night, sir
- Studying?

1411
01:48:38,152 --> 01:48:39,110
Really?

1412
01:48:39,236 --> 01:48:42,235
Hasn't slept two nights,
that's why he looks scruffy

1413
01:48:42,319 --> 01:48:43,235
Not sIept?

1414
01:48:43,402 --> 01:48:44,443
What did you study?

1415
01:48:45,527 --> 01:48:49,568
Induction motor, sir.
The whole chapter

1416
01:48:49,861 --> 01:48:50,776
Whole chapter?

1417
01:48:50,986 --> 01:48:53,026
In that case, Mr. Raju Rastogi...

1418
01:48:53,111 --> 01:48:54,026
Yessir!

1419
01:48:54,152 --> 01:48:56,818
Can you tell us how an
induction motor starts?

1420
01:49:04,902 --> 01:49:05,818
Stop it

1421
01:49:13,486 --> 01:49:15,776
Sir, rum

1422
01:49:17,652 --> 01:49:18,693
Mr. Rastogi

1423
01:49:19,152 --> 01:49:21,526
Let's have a cup of tea
in my office

1424
01:49:27,611 --> 01:49:28,568
Sir?

1425
01:49:29,736 --> 01:49:30,651
Close the door

1426
01:49:35,902 --> 01:49:36,985
Can you type?

1427
01:49:38,277 --> 01:49:39,151
Yes, sir

1428
01:49:39,361 --> 01:49:40,818
WiIl you type a letter for me?

1429
01:49:42,902 --> 01:49:43,985
Definitely, sir

1430
01:49:44,277 --> 01:49:45,235
Come, sit

1431
01:49:45,986 --> 01:49:47,026
Sir, I'm sorry sir...

1432
01:49:49,402 --> 01:49:50,360
Please type

1433
01:49:52,027 --> 01:49:52,860
Dear Sir...

1434
01:49:53,819 --> 01:49:57,235
It is my painfuI duty to inform you...

1435
01:49:58,527 --> 01:50:01,235
that your son is rusticated...

1436
01:50:01,986 --> 01:50:04,568
No, sorry, delete that.
Go back

1437
01:50:05,277 --> 01:50:09,360
Your son, Mr. Raju Rastogi...

1438
01:50:10,444 --> 01:50:14,610
is rusticated from the
Imperial ColIege of Engineering

1439
01:50:15,194 --> 01:50:16,610
Come on, type

1440
01:50:24,069 --> 01:50:25,776
It'll kill my dad, sir

1441
01:50:25,944 --> 01:50:27,735
Please type
- Sir, please sir

1442
01:50:28,194 --> 01:50:32,151
My decision is final and
irrevocable

1443
01:50:34,194 --> 01:50:39,360
He lives just to see me
become an engineer

1444
01:50:39,402 --> 01:50:43,693
Should've thought of that
before peeing on my door

1445
01:50:43,819 --> 01:50:48,276
Sir, give me one chance... please

1446
01:50:53,861 --> 01:50:57,276
Ok, remove your name
from the letter...

1447
01:50:58,611 --> 01:51:00,776
and put in Rancho's

1448
01:51:02,194 --> 01:51:04,401
I know he was with you
last night

1449
01:51:05,236 --> 01:51:09,318
Be my witness and
I'Il spare you

1450
01:51:12,861 --> 01:51:16,901
You have 7 1/2 minutes to think

1451
01:52:03,986 --> 01:52:08,943
We won't let go of you

1452
01:52:10,402 --> 01:52:15,860
We're not done yet... no way

1453
01:52:17,986 --> 01:52:21,193
The heavens may beckon you

1454
01:52:21,277 --> 01:52:24,485
But we'll take up arms against God

1455
01:52:24,527 --> 01:52:30,610
And it's not a fight we intend to lose

1456
01:52:31,152 --> 01:52:34,276
You may try your best to escape

1457
01:52:34,402 --> 01:52:37,610
Try with all your might

1458
01:52:37,777 --> 01:52:44,401
But there is no way
we are letting go of you

1459
01:52:44,986 --> 01:52:51,068
We won't let go of you

1460
01:52:51,527 --> 01:52:57,818
We're not done yet... no way

1461
01:52:59,652 --> 01:53:02,401
Rancho, watch that monitor

1462
01:53:02,694 --> 01:53:03,526
Raju

1463
01:53:05,277 --> 01:53:08,443
His body is paralyzed with shock,
but his mind is alert

1464
01:53:08,944 --> 01:53:13,276
He can see and hear us.
Please don't cry in front of him

1465
01:53:15,111 --> 01:53:19,526
Speak to him normally,
motivate him, joke around

1466
01:53:22,527 --> 01:53:25,193
Good news, Raju.
Your dad's recovered

1467
01:53:25,402 --> 01:53:26,776
The new medicine worked

1468
01:53:27,194 --> 01:53:30,026
Is this your family tradition -

1469
01:53:30,819 --> 01:53:33,943
As one male gets up,
the other conks out?

1470
01:53:34,111 --> 01:53:35,860
Come, wake up

1471
01:53:36,736 --> 01:53:38,151
Your dad wants Pia's scooter

1472
01:53:38,277 --> 01:53:42,110
Should I give it to him?
Hope he won't dent it

1473
01:53:48,111 --> 01:53:52,443
Raju, Farhan is live on webcam.
From the hostel

1474
01:53:54,694 --> 01:53:57,526
Look, Virus has canceled
your suspension order

1475
01:53:57,861 --> 01:54:00,110
Problem solved... Wake up now

1476
01:54:00,402 --> 01:54:03,151
Everything's resolved!
You hear that?

1477
01:54:03,527 --> 01:54:06,360
Rise and shine, buddy

1478
01:54:07,944 --> 01:54:11,151
In this journey of few strides

1479
01:54:11,361 --> 01:54:14,360
On the path called life

1480
01:54:14,527 --> 01:54:20,360
Don't quit...
Just celebrate the ride

1481
01:54:21,152 --> 01:54:24,318
Listen please to those
who love you

1482
01:54:24,444 --> 01:54:27,485
Every dark night is
followed by sunrise

1483
01:54:27,819 --> 01:54:33,068
Don't shut out those
who love you

1484
01:54:33,277 --> 01:54:39,776
We won't let go of you

1485
01:54:39,902 --> 01:54:46,235
We're not done yet... no way

1486
01:54:46,444 --> 01:54:52,860
We won't let go of you

1487
01:54:52,986 --> 01:55:00,568
We're not done yet... no way

1488
01:55:03,902 --> 01:55:07,776
Look, mom bought a new saree
- Brand new

1489
01:55:07,902 --> 01:55:09,526
It cost 2000/-

1490
01:55:10,194 --> 01:55:11,443
Wake up now

1491
01:55:12,611 --> 01:55:14,735
She bought not one,
but ten sarees

1492
01:55:15,194 --> 01:55:16,110
Look!

1493
01:55:18,194 --> 01:55:19,318
Hey Raju!

1494
01:55:19,361 --> 01:55:22,401
C'mon tell me... How do I look?

1495
01:55:23,486 --> 01:55:26,568
Remember the letters
mom would write...

1496
01:55:26,694 --> 01:55:29,818
Always blessed you
with eternal life

1497
01:55:29,986 --> 01:55:36,110
Don't die on her... you can't die

1498
01:55:36,486 --> 01:55:39,693
Look at us now, don't turn away

1499
01:55:39,819 --> 01:55:42,943
Smile once to show you care

1500
01:55:43,111 --> 01:55:47,568
Wake up,
don't torment us anymore

1501
01:55:56,444 --> 01:55:59,901
Did you hear about your sis?

1502
01:56:00,819 --> 01:56:03,526
She's getting married

1503
01:56:04,527 --> 01:56:05,860
Without any dowry

1504
01:56:06,527 --> 01:56:11,443
The bridegroom wants
nothing at aIl

1505
01:56:11,652 --> 01:56:15,151
He just wants Kammo

1506
01:56:15,777 --> 01:56:19,943
You know who the bridegroom is?
- Yeah

1507
01:56:19,986 --> 01:56:20,860
Guess!

1508
01:56:20,902 --> 01:56:22,818
You know him very well
- Yes

1509
01:56:22,986 --> 01:56:24,651
He loves animals
- Huh...?

1510
01:56:25,444 --> 01:56:27,485
He's going to be a
wiIdlife photographer

1511
01:56:27,569 --> 01:56:29,151
Quiet... Shhhh...

1512
01:56:29,236 --> 01:56:32,401
Didn't get it? It's our Farhan

1513
01:56:33,361 --> 01:56:37,485
Farhan will never take any dowry

1514
01:56:38,111 --> 01:56:42,485
Farhan will marry your sister

1515
01:56:42,902 --> 01:56:47,068
For free! Free! Free!

1516
01:56:48,111 --> 01:56:50,235
Raju!

1517
01:56:57,194 --> 01:57:00,985
One kilo okra, 500 grams cheese
for 'free' would've woken him

1518
01:57:01,361 --> 01:57:03,110
Why sacrifice me... !

1519
01:57:03,361 --> 01:57:05,360
WeIl done, buddy

1520
01:57:06,152 --> 01:57:09,693
So it's all fixed -
Farhan will marry your sister

1521
01:57:10,777 --> 01:57:11,776
Rancho

1522
01:57:14,402 --> 01:57:17,568
RascaIs... Stop fibbing

1523
01:57:20,152 --> 01:57:21,193
Lucky escape!

1524
01:57:21,361 --> 01:57:27,776
We won't let go of you

1525
01:57:27,902 --> 01:57:34,360
We're not done yet... no way

1526
01:57:34,527 --> 01:57:40,901
We won't let go of you

1527
01:57:41,069 --> 01:57:47,068
We're not done yet... no way

1528
01:57:47,111 --> 01:57:53,610
We won't let go of you

1529
01:57:53,736 --> 01:58:02,110
'Okra Rs.12/ kiIo'

1530
01:58:04,986 --> 01:58:06,568
You called for a taxi?

1531
01:58:06,611 --> 01:58:08,401
I did
- It's waiting

1532
01:58:08,527 --> 01:58:10,026
Thank you. Why?

1533
01:58:10,444 --> 01:58:11,776
I'm going to the job interview

1534
01:58:12,027 --> 01:58:13,276
You coming with me?

1535
01:58:13,652 --> 01:58:18,276
No. I'm going for the interview.
You're going home

1536
01:58:18,402 --> 01:58:19,776
Why would I go home?

1537
01:58:21,277 --> 01:58:24,735
Remember, we promised
this rascal

1538
01:58:28,069 --> 01:58:30,151
Give me your tie

1539
01:58:31,694 --> 01:58:32,568
Why?

1540
01:58:32,777 --> 01:58:36,693
I doubt you'Il go for the
interview after reading this

1541
01:58:37,611 --> 01:58:38,526
What's that?

1542
01:58:38,694 --> 01:58:41,568
A Ietter
- For you, from Hungary

1543
01:58:41,902 --> 01:58:44,526
Some photographer
caIled Andre Istvan

1544
01:58:52,444 --> 01:58:54,235
You posted my letter!

1545
01:58:54,402 --> 01:58:56,110
He loved your pictures

1546
01:58:56,569 --> 01:58:59,235
The guy wants you to assist him...

1547
01:59:00,027 --> 01:59:03,568
in the BraziIian rain forest,
for a year

1548
01:59:03,944 --> 01:59:05,526
WiIl pay you, too

1549
01:59:21,444 --> 01:59:22,735
Dad will never agree

1550
01:59:25,319 --> 01:59:27,985
Go speak to him...
from your heart

1551
01:59:29,652 --> 01:59:30,818
For once, dump your fears...

1552
01:59:31,486 --> 01:59:37,526
or someday, on your deathbed,
you'lI regret it

1553
01:59:38,027 --> 01:59:40,610
You'lI remember that the Ietter was
in your hand, taxi at the gate...

1554
01:59:40,736 --> 01:59:44,526
With just a Iittle courage, you
could've turned your life around

1555
01:59:51,069 --> 01:59:53,026
Do you think he'll like it?

1556
01:59:53,652 --> 01:59:55,985
Why such an expensive gift?

1557
01:59:57,111 --> 01:59:59,568
Our son's getting
his first job today

1558
02:00:00,861 --> 02:00:04,776
Don't be stingy at
such a proud moment

1559
02:00:06,694 --> 02:00:07,693
Farhan?

1560
02:00:12,777 --> 02:00:15,068
Don't you have
the job interview today?

1561
02:00:16,861 --> 02:00:17,735
I didn't go

1562
02:00:20,486 --> 02:00:22,235
I don't want to be
an engineer, Dad

1563
02:00:26,444 --> 02:00:28,401
What happened?
You had an accident?

1564
02:00:32,027 --> 02:00:37,276
See that buiIding?
I jumped from its third fIoor

1565
02:00:40,069 --> 02:00:40,985
Why?

1566
02:00:41,319 --> 02:00:43,651
Because I was rusticated
from college

1567
02:00:46,569 --> 02:00:47,401
Why?

1568
02:00:47,902 --> 02:00:52,735
Drunk, I urinated
on the Director's door

1569
02:00:55,027 --> 02:00:58,693
That scoundrel Rancho
is messing with your mind!

1570
02:00:58,819 --> 02:01:02,568
I don't enjoy Engineering.
I'd make a terrible engineer

1571
02:01:04,694 --> 02:01:09,318
Rancho has a simple beIief -
Make your passion your profession

1572
02:01:09,652 --> 02:01:11,235
Then work wiIl become play

1573
02:01:11,361 --> 02:01:13,276
What'Il you earn in that jungle?

1574
02:01:13,902 --> 02:01:17,568
A smaIl stipend, but I'll learn a lot

1575
02:01:17,611 --> 02:01:18,818
Five years from now...

1576
02:01:19,527 --> 02:01:24,276
when you see your friends buying
cars and homes, you'll curse yourseIf

1577
02:01:24,361 --> 02:01:28,360
Life as an engineer wiIl bring
onIy frustration. Then I'Il curse you

1578
02:01:30,402 --> 02:01:32,193
I'd rather curse myself, Dad

1579
02:01:32,319 --> 02:01:33,526
The world wiIl Iaugh!

1580
02:01:34,777 --> 02:01:36,776
Label you a Ioser,
for quitting in the final year

1581
02:01:37,652 --> 02:01:43,360
Mr. Kapoor feels you're fortunate
to be at ICE. What'll he think?

1582
02:01:43,611 --> 02:01:45,776
Mr. Kapoor didn't provide me
with an air-conditioner

1583
02:01:48,569 --> 02:01:50,860
It wasn't Mr. Kapoor who slept
in discomfort while I slept well

1584
02:01:53,194 --> 02:01:56,193
He didn't take me around the zoo
on his shoulders

1585
02:01:59,027 --> 02:02:00,276
You did all that, Dad

1586
02:02:02,736 --> 02:02:08,193
How you feel, matters to me.
Mr. Kapoor makes no difference

1587
02:02:09,361 --> 02:02:11,235
I don't even know his first name

1588
02:02:11,361 --> 02:02:14,276
You think you're the hero
of a melodrama?

1589
02:02:14,444 --> 02:02:17,193
Enough, please... he's upset

1590
02:02:18,444 --> 02:02:20,901
God forbid, if he did
something crazy like Raju...

1591
02:02:21,111 --> 02:02:22,693
Then the discussion is over

1592
02:02:22,986 --> 02:02:26,776
Don't say a word or
His Lordship wiIl jump off the roof

1593
02:02:30,236 --> 02:02:35,235
No, Dad. I'lI never attempt suicide.
I promise

1594
02:02:37,736 --> 02:02:44,735
The Rancho you detest
put this picture in my waIlet

1595
02:02:46,319 --> 02:02:50,151
ToId me to see it if a suicidal thought
crossed my mind

1596
02:02:50,277 --> 02:02:53,568
and imagine what'd happen
to your smiles

1597
02:02:53,611 --> 02:02:55,401
when you see my dead body

1598
02:03:00,694 --> 02:03:04,735
I want to convince you, Dad

1599
02:03:06,194 --> 02:03:08,651
but not with a suicide threat

1600
02:03:12,402 --> 02:03:16,235
Dad, what'll happen
if I become a photographer?

1601
02:03:16,527 --> 02:03:17,776
I'Il earn less

1602
02:03:18,694 --> 02:03:20,401
I'Il have a smaIler house,
a smaIler car

1603
02:03:22,444 --> 02:03:23,985
But I'll be happy

1604
02:03:25,652 --> 02:03:26,943
I wilI be really happy

1605
02:03:28,236 --> 02:03:29,901
Whatever I do for you
wiIl be out of genuine love

1606
02:03:31,819 --> 02:03:33,568
I've always Iistened to you

1607
02:03:33,944 --> 02:03:37,068
For once,
let me listen to my heart

1608
02:03:39,152 --> 02:03:40,068
Please... Dad

1609
02:03:46,486 --> 02:03:47,443
Dad...

1610
02:03:48,652 --> 02:03:49,901
Please don't go away...

1611
02:03:56,111 --> 02:03:57,318
Return this

1612
02:04:00,819 --> 02:04:03,276
Son, what's the cost
of a professional camera?

1613
02:04:04,527 --> 02:04:06,318
Can the laptop be exchanged for it?

1614
02:04:07,777 --> 02:04:09,651
If you need more money, just ask

1615
02:04:18,444 --> 02:04:20,401
Go live your life, my son

1616
02:04:23,319 --> 02:04:27,610
Your grades are consistently poor.
Reason?

1617
02:04:28,277 --> 02:04:29,151
Fear

1618
02:04:30,236 --> 02:04:31,651
I was a good student
since childhood

1619
02:04:32,402 --> 02:04:34,568
Parents hoped
I'd end their poverty

1620
02:04:36,486 --> 02:04:37,485
That scared me

1621
02:04:38,986 --> 02:04:42,485
Here I saw the mad race.
You don't count if you're not first

1622
02:04:44,194 --> 02:04:45,235
My fear grew

1623
02:04:46,902 --> 02:04:48,360
Fear is not good for grades, sir

1624
02:04:48,986 --> 02:04:51,401
I slipped on more
charms and rings

1625
02:04:52,402 --> 02:04:56,860
Prayed to God for favors.
No... begged for favors

1626
02:04:59,944 --> 02:05:03,068
16 broken bones gave me
two months to think and reflect

1627
02:05:03,611 --> 02:05:04,860
FinalIy, sense dawned

1628
02:05:06,361 --> 02:05:11,526
Today I didn't beg God for this job,
just thanked him for this life

1629
02:05:13,986 --> 02:05:17,985
If you reject me, no regrets

1630
02:05:18,319 --> 02:05:22,443
I'Il still do something
worthwhile with my life

1631
02:05:22,986 --> 02:05:28,193
Such frank behavior
is not good for our firm

1632
02:05:28,777 --> 02:05:33,068
We need someone diplomatic
to handle clients

1633
02:05:33,152 --> 02:05:35,526
You're too straightforward

1634
02:05:37,402 --> 02:05:38,235
But...

1635
02:05:39,402 --> 02:05:45,860
if you assure us
you'lI control this attitude

1636
02:05:45,986 --> 02:05:48,985
we may consider you

1637
02:05:52,319 --> 02:05:55,485
It took two broken legs
to get me up on my feet

1638
02:05:57,361 --> 02:05:59,193
Wasn't easy to get this attitude

1639
02:05:59,902 --> 02:06:00,776
Can't change it, sir

1640
02:06:04,444 --> 02:06:09,693
You keep your job...
I'Il keep my attitude

1641
02:06:09,819 --> 02:06:11,193
I'm sorry, no offense, sir

1642
02:06:15,569 --> 02:06:16,443
Wait

1643
02:06:18,402 --> 02:06:22,401
I've interviewed countIess
candidates for 25 years

1644
02:06:22,819 --> 02:06:25,693
Everyone turns into
a yes-man to get the job

1645
02:06:25,861 --> 02:06:27,235
Where did you spring from, son?

1646
02:06:29,152 --> 02:06:29,985
Sir?

1647
02:06:30,236 --> 02:06:32,860
Shall we discuss the salary?

1648
02:06:40,402 --> 02:06:41,318
Thank you, sir

1649
02:07:13,861 --> 02:07:18,068
Your Majesty, thou art great

1650
02:07:19,986 --> 02:07:21,651
Accept this humble offering

1651
02:07:58,236 --> 02:08:01,693
Govind!

1652
02:08:03,736 --> 02:08:07,235
You had said, 'If he gets a job,
shave it off'

1653
02:08:14,444 --> 02:08:15,485
What have you done?

1654
02:08:19,069 --> 02:08:22,485
I feeI naked without
my moustache

1655
02:08:24,777 --> 02:08:26,693
I've Iost my dignity

1656
02:08:28,777 --> 02:08:31,235
I won't accept defeat, Rastogi

1657
02:08:32,527 --> 02:08:36,568
The job isn't yours until you
pass your final exam

1658
02:08:38,027 --> 02:08:41,985
And this time,
I wilI set the question paper

1659
02:08:45,194 --> 02:08:47,776
Dad, that's not fair

1660
02:08:50,111 --> 02:08:53,651
Everything is fair in
Love and War

1661
02:08:54,152 --> 02:08:57,485
And this is WorId War... III

1662
02:08:58,944 --> 02:08:59,985
Rastogi, you're dead meat!

1663
02:09:04,944 --> 02:09:05,860
Hey

1664
02:09:08,277 --> 02:09:09,193
What're you doing here?

1665
02:09:12,152 --> 02:09:13,026
Be careful

1666
02:09:18,694 --> 02:09:22,568
You've been drinking
- Yup, had to down a coupIe

1667
02:09:23,111 --> 02:09:25,318
A couple too many!

1668
02:09:25,402 --> 02:09:27,318
Needed the guts
- For what?

1669
02:09:29,069 --> 02:09:30,610
For stealing this
- What's this?

1670
02:09:31,694 --> 02:09:35,860
The duplicate key to
Virus's office

1671
02:09:38,361 --> 02:09:40,693
The question paper's
in a cover with a red seaI

1672
02:09:41,361 --> 02:09:45,360
Dad has set it, to faiI Raju

1673
02:09:45,652 --> 02:09:46,610
Go get it!

1674
02:09:47,652 --> 02:09:50,235
Are you mad or what -
that's cheating!

1675
02:09:54,694 --> 02:09:57,943
Everything's fair in
Love and War

1676
02:09:59,444 --> 02:10:00,485
TeIl me something...

1677
02:10:02,402 --> 02:10:03,610
Do you really feel...

1678
02:10:05,152 --> 02:10:10,693
the noses coIlide while kissing?

1679
02:10:16,111 --> 02:10:19,860
Wait. Have some dhokla

1680
02:10:22,319 --> 02:10:24,943
You Gujaratis are so cute

1681
02:10:25,861 --> 02:10:29,193
But why does your food
sound so dangerous?

1682
02:10:30,277 --> 02:10:35,526
Dhokla, Fafda, Handwa,
Thepla, Khakhra

1683
02:10:36,652 --> 02:10:38,776
Sound like missiles

1684
02:10:38,819 --> 02:10:39,693
C'mon

1685
02:10:39,902 --> 02:10:42,401
'Today Bush dropped
two Dhoklas on Iraq'

1686
02:10:43,027 --> 02:10:45,901
'400 dead, 200 injured'

1687
02:10:46,236 --> 02:10:47,151
C'mon

1688
02:10:50,611 --> 02:10:51,610
Oh...

1689
02:10:53,111 --> 02:10:57,568
I can deal with Khakhra, Fafda.
But your name...

1690
02:10:58,486 --> 02:11:01,818
'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas
Chanchad' - Yuck

1691
02:11:03,027 --> 02:11:05,610
I won't change my last name
after marriage

1692
02:11:07,444 --> 02:11:10,443
Pia, we can't get married

1693
02:11:13,986 --> 02:11:14,901
Why?

1694
02:11:15,736 --> 02:11:17,193
Is there someone else?

1695
02:11:19,694 --> 02:11:20,568
No

1696
02:11:20,861 --> 02:11:22,610
Are you gay?
- No

1697
02:11:24,444 --> 02:11:26,360
Then why don't you
propose to me?

1698
02:11:30,902 --> 02:11:32,360
Are you impotent?
- No

1699
02:11:35,027 --> 02:11:36,860
Then prove it

1700
02:11:37,319 --> 02:11:38,276
Pia, no

1701
02:11:38,527 --> 02:11:39,985
Stop, stop!

1702
02:11:40,152 --> 02:11:42,526
What happened?
- We didn't inform Pia

1703
02:11:42,986 --> 02:11:45,068
Stop here,
my bladders are bursting

1704
02:11:45,111 --> 02:11:46,985
Shut up!
- Are you in touch with her?

1705
02:11:47,277 --> 02:11:50,443
No... I have her home number
Then call her, I'll stop

1706
02:11:56,902 --> 02:11:57,735
HeIlo

1707
02:11:57,819 --> 02:12:00,068
No place for urine-expulsion
in this country

1708
02:12:00,111 --> 02:12:03,526
HeIlo, is Pia there?
- No, she's not

1709
02:12:03,902 --> 02:12:05,693
Is she at the hospital?

1710
02:12:05,819 --> 02:12:07,401
Why would she be there?

1711
02:12:07,611 --> 02:12:09,818
She's getting married today
- in Manali

1712
02:12:17,819 --> 02:12:19,068
Too late! She's married

1713
02:12:20,486 --> 02:12:23,401
Not yet. It's a six hour drive

1714
02:12:23,736 --> 02:12:25,818
If we rush, we'Il reach
before the vows

1715
02:12:26,319 --> 02:12:27,193
What do you say?

1716
02:12:29,152 --> 02:12:31,568
It's a no-brainer. Let's turn back

1717
02:12:31,777 --> 02:12:33,526
No turning back

1718
02:12:33,986 --> 02:12:36,735
Straight to Ladakh.
We'll meet Rancho and return

1719
02:12:36,902 --> 02:12:39,485
I have a Friday meeting with
Phunsukh Wangdu

1720
02:12:39,611 --> 02:12:41,151
Get into the car

1721
02:12:41,402 --> 02:12:44,568
If I miss my meeting,
the Japanese wiIl get him

1722
02:12:44,944 --> 02:12:47,360
They're offering him a
first name in the company

1723
02:12:47,486 --> 02:12:50,485
'Phunsukh and Fujiyashi',
profit sharing...

1724
02:13:23,694 --> 02:13:25,860
Pia weds Suhas!
- Thanks for the suit

1725
02:13:28,194 --> 02:13:29,693
Virus will have a heart attack

1726
02:13:30,777 --> 02:13:33,485
At every daughter's wedding,
we're there to rock the party

1727
02:13:34,902 --> 02:13:38,318
Listen, I'll update Pia,
you peel off the price tag

1728
02:13:55,111 --> 02:13:57,360
Farhan
- We found Rancho

1729
02:14:05,486 --> 02:14:07,110
For Room 107?
- Yes, sir

1730
02:14:07,819 --> 02:14:10,651
You've taken ages.
- Sorry, sir

1731
02:14:10,777 --> 02:14:11,651
Off, now

1732
02:14:20,694 --> 02:14:22,401
Housekeeping, sir
- Come in

1733
02:14:22,944 --> 02:14:25,568
Amore... Amore...

1734
02:14:25,652 --> 02:14:27,026
Quick, iron my coat

1735
02:14:27,111 --> 02:14:29,985
Amore... Amore...

1736
02:14:30,819 --> 02:14:34,068
We found Rancho!
Now you can't marry this ass

1737
02:14:34,569 --> 02:14:35,651
You're mad, Farhan

1738
02:14:36,777 --> 02:14:39,443
Don't fool yourself, Pia.
You still love Rancho

1739
02:14:39,652 --> 02:14:41,610
You're still eating his favorite food

1740
02:14:41,902 --> 02:14:44,568
Amore... Amore...

1741
02:14:59,944 --> 02:15:04,151
He's incorrigibIe.
Once a price tag, always a price tag

1742
02:15:04,236 --> 02:15:07,110
Shut up, Farhan.
Suhas is a changed man

1743
02:15:07,652 --> 02:15:09,651
He doesn't speak of
brands and prices anymore

1744
02:15:09,694 --> 02:15:12,901
My 150,000/ - coat

1745
02:15:12,986 --> 02:15:15,110
Why do you peopIe eat sauce?

1746
02:15:15,152 --> 02:15:17,651
I'Il sort it out, sir
- How?

1747
02:15:17,736 --> 02:15:20,318
Our laundry specializes in
cleaning mint-stained suits

1748
02:15:20,444 --> 02:15:22,443
I'Il clean it in a jiffy

1749
02:15:27,736 --> 02:15:29,068
Get it soon

1750
02:15:30,027 --> 02:15:32,276
But it's too late now, Farhan
- Pia

1751
02:15:33,152 --> 02:15:35,401
Let's go, Pia, we're late

1752
02:15:46,819 --> 02:15:50,193
Pia, it's me... Raju.
Don't yell, they'll kiIl me

1753
02:15:55,319 --> 02:15:56,235
Where is Suhas?

1754
02:15:56,277 --> 02:15:59,026
Housekeeping took my coat

1755
02:15:59,486 --> 02:16:01,276
Go... Send Suhas here

1756
02:16:01,486 --> 02:16:04,693
It's rude to leave the ceremony

1757
02:16:15,986 --> 02:16:17,651
Yeah, Farhan?
- The car's ready

1758
02:16:17,986 --> 02:16:20,610
Grab her hand and run.
Don't move

1759
02:16:22,111 --> 02:16:23,735
Sir...
- My coat?

1760
02:16:23,777 --> 02:16:24,943
You're here...

1761
02:16:25,111 --> 02:16:26,735
So who's at the altar?
- Altar?

1762
02:16:29,027 --> 02:16:31,526
Another coupIe of rounds,
and we'll be considered married

1763
02:16:31,694 --> 02:16:33,985
I'm aIready married, Pia.
Let's go

1764
02:16:34,444 --> 02:16:37,735
It's too late.
People will Iaugh at me

1765
02:16:37,986 --> 02:16:39,776
So you'll commit suicide?

1766
02:16:40,361 --> 02:16:41,276
Rastogi!

1767
02:16:41,361 --> 02:16:43,485
People will gossip briefly,
then forget

1768
02:16:44,861 --> 02:16:47,860
But you... you'Il regret
on your deathbed

1769
02:16:47,944 --> 02:16:50,735
that the car was at the gate,
Rancho within reach...

1770
02:16:51,069 --> 02:16:54,568
but in fear of people,
you married this ass

1771
02:16:56,736 --> 02:16:57,693
Housekeeping?

1772
02:17:37,402 --> 02:17:40,443
Pia, minor probIem

1773
02:17:40,736 --> 02:17:41,651
What?

1774
02:17:42,027 --> 02:17:43,651
We don't know if Rancho's married

1775
02:17:43,736 --> 02:17:44,568
What!

1776
02:17:44,652 --> 02:17:47,318
He won't be married
- And if he is?

1777
02:17:48,194 --> 02:17:49,610
Then we'll drop you back

1778
02:17:50,486 --> 02:17:54,276
ReIax! Handmade biscuit?

1779
02:17:58,111 --> 02:17:58,985
What's he doing here?

1780
02:18:00,027 --> 02:18:03,443
Ignore him
- The biscuit's very good

1781
02:18:04,486 --> 02:18:06,360
Till yesterday,
I was a law-abiding citizen

1782
02:18:06,861 --> 02:18:10,735
But in the last 24 hours,
I'd grounded an aircraft

1783
02:18:11,527 --> 02:18:13,985
almost assigned Shamaldas's
ashes to the sewers, and

1784
02:18:14,236 --> 02:18:18,651
made a bride elope from her
own wedding! All for Rancho

1785
02:18:20,111 --> 02:18:22,235
But he too would do
anything for friends

1786
02:18:22,486 --> 02:18:25,985
Like stealing the question paper...
from the lion's den

1787
02:18:26,069 --> 02:18:27,110
Envelope with the red seaI

1788
02:18:28,111 --> 02:18:33,110
He feared that if Raju failed,
there'd be another high jump

1789
02:18:36,277 --> 02:18:41,568
We were principled thieves,
stealing the paper only for Raju

1790
02:18:41,944 --> 02:18:43,068
We'd sworn we won't even
take a peek

1791
02:18:45,777 --> 02:18:47,110
Where's it hidden...

1792
02:18:47,277 --> 02:18:50,901
We'll grow oId searching!
Ask Pia

1793
02:18:57,111 --> 02:18:58,276
Pia, your phone

1794
02:18:59,527 --> 02:19:02,776
Mr. Papa-To-Be!
If you say 'All is welI', he kicks

1795
02:19:02,861 --> 02:19:03,693
He kicked

1796
02:19:06,152 --> 02:19:07,651
Pia, your phone

1797
02:19:13,486 --> 02:19:14,735
Found it! Rancho

1798
02:19:16,194 --> 02:19:17,193
HeIlo?

1799
02:19:35,611 --> 02:19:37,860
Quick, photocopy this

1800
02:19:58,944 --> 02:19:59,818
Where was it?

1801
02:20:00,111 --> 02:20:01,110
Put it back

1802
02:20:24,444 --> 02:20:26,485
We're safe!
- Where were you?

1803
02:20:31,069 --> 02:20:32,776
Here
- What's this?

1804
02:20:33,111 --> 02:20:34,026
A gift

1805
02:20:35,152 --> 02:20:39,068
Question paper.
Virus set it himself, to fail you

1806
02:20:46,652 --> 02:20:47,985
Strange buddies!

1807
02:20:49,319 --> 02:20:53,901
First teach you to be upright,
then offer a path to shame

1808
02:20:55,944 --> 02:20:56,985
No way

1809
02:20:58,569 --> 02:20:59,943
If I pass,
it'll be on my own steam

1810
02:21:03,819 --> 02:21:04,985
If I don't, it's still ok

1811
02:21:22,194 --> 02:21:26,735
He'd won us over!
I felt like embracing him as family...

1812
02:21:27,652 --> 02:21:29,568
but then I controlled my emotions

1813
02:21:48,652 --> 02:21:51,651
Damn thief
- Sir, please, sir

1814
02:21:51,777 --> 02:21:54,985
RascaI
- Sorry sir

1815
02:21:55,527 --> 02:21:56,818
Wanted to change the system

1816
02:21:58,527 --> 02:22:03,485
You'lI pee on my door
- Sir, what're you doing

1817
02:22:04,986 --> 02:22:05,985
Sorry sir

1818
02:22:07,444 --> 02:22:09,318
You are rusticated!

1819
02:22:10,111 --> 02:22:13,110
If alI of you aren't out by morning,
I'Il call the police

1820
02:22:13,527 --> 02:22:14,860
I wilI call the police!

1821
02:22:17,361 --> 02:22:18,193
RascaIs!

1822
02:22:18,527 --> 02:22:19,860
RascaIs, all of you

1823
02:22:23,861 --> 02:22:26,193
How did he get my office key?

1824
02:22:27,486 --> 02:22:28,901
I gave him the key, Dad

1825
02:22:30,277 --> 02:22:33,901
I wish I'd given this key to
my brother... He'd be alive today

1826
02:22:34,069 --> 02:22:34,985
Stop it, Pia

1827
02:22:36,111 --> 02:22:38,943
You think your son
feIl off a train and died?

1828
02:22:39,486 --> 02:22:40,401
Shut up, Pia

1829
02:22:40,486 --> 02:22:42,776
You decided he'd be an engineer

1830
02:22:42,944 --> 02:22:45,235
Did you ever ask him
what he wanted to be?

1831
02:22:46,027 --> 02:22:47,610
You put such pressure on him...

1832
02:22:47,986 --> 02:22:50,276
that he chose death
over the entrance exam

1833
02:22:54,527 --> 02:22:55,401
I don't understand...

1834
02:22:56,194 --> 02:22:58,776
Dad, you go to your room

1835
02:23:02,652 --> 02:23:05,026
Pia, don't do this

1836
02:23:07,486 --> 02:23:11,401
He wanted to study Literature,
be a writer

1837
02:23:13,652 --> 02:23:16,151
But aIl he wrote was
this suicide note

1838
02:23:16,194 --> 02:23:17,485
Put that away, please

1839
02:23:17,652 --> 02:23:19,318
No more cover-ups!

1840
02:23:22,694 --> 02:23:25,943
Just once...

1841
02:23:25,986 --> 02:23:29,693
if you'd said - Don't do Engineering
if you don't want to

1842
02:23:30,527 --> 02:23:31,943
just do what your heart is in

1843
02:23:33,402 --> 02:23:35,151
then he'd be alive today

1844
02:23:43,069 --> 02:23:45,151
He didn't commit suicide

1845
02:23:45,861 --> 02:23:46,860
You're right, Dad

1846
02:23:48,402 --> 02:23:49,651
It wasn't suicide...

1847
02:23:52,111 --> 02:23:53,193
It was murder

1848
02:24:09,111 --> 02:24:11,985
Many city roads are
completely submerged

1849
02:24:12,027 --> 02:24:14,026
Traffic has come to a standstill

1850
02:24:27,944 --> 02:24:31,776
Dad...

1851
02:24:32,861 --> 02:24:33,818
Mona?

1852
02:24:37,986 --> 02:24:40,485
Go back, MilIimeter.
Why're you following us?

1853
02:24:41,027 --> 02:24:43,318
Why?
Your pop owns the road?

1854
02:24:43,444 --> 02:24:45,151
Please help,
we are desperate here!

1855
02:24:46,111 --> 02:24:47,985
You can't send an ambuIance?

1856
02:24:48,986 --> 02:24:50,901
Get it from another hospital

1857
02:24:51,527 --> 02:24:55,068
The entire city's flooded, sir.
We're helpless

1858
02:24:58,569 --> 02:24:59,860
Mona, you ok?

1859
02:25:00,402 --> 02:25:01,401
Rancho, Pia

1860
02:25:03,777 --> 02:25:07,651
Rancho, you can't reach here.
Do as I say

1861
02:25:07,944 --> 02:25:12,818
The water bag has burst

1862
02:25:13,819 --> 02:25:16,360
Disconnected! Mona

1863
02:25:21,569 --> 02:25:22,568
Mona!

1864
02:25:26,944 --> 02:25:28,485
Turn on the Iights
- Where to?

1865
02:25:28,986 --> 02:25:32,943
To the table tennis table
- Pia, we're in the common room

1866
02:25:36,902 --> 02:25:38,776
Raju, turn on the web camera

1867
02:25:44,902 --> 02:25:46,068
Where's Mona? Show me

1868
02:25:47,611 --> 02:25:48,568
HoId on

1869
02:25:50,777 --> 02:25:51,651
Here, Pia

1870
02:25:51,944 --> 02:25:54,860
Mona, don't worry. I'm with you

1871
02:25:54,944 --> 02:25:55,943
Pia, I'm dying!

1872
02:25:56,319 --> 02:25:58,943
Rancho, even when
there were no hospitals or docs

1873
02:25:59,069 --> 02:26:00,485
babies were delivered

1874
02:26:01,069 --> 02:26:03,401
You aIl will deIiver this baby

1875
02:26:06,069 --> 02:26:07,651
AlI is well

1876
02:26:07,777 --> 02:26:10,776
How dare you? I'll kilI you

1877
02:26:10,902 --> 02:26:12,943
Dad, stay out of this

1878
02:26:13,902 --> 02:26:16,068
Farhan, get towels and scissors

1879
02:26:16,111 --> 02:26:18,610
MiIlimeter, get clothes cIips
and hot water

1880
02:26:18,861 --> 02:26:20,360
Rancho, cover Mona

1881
02:26:27,902 --> 02:26:29,443
Mona, try pushing

1882
02:26:29,861 --> 02:26:33,818
Push with alI your might

1883
02:26:34,069 --> 02:26:36,485
Stop it! I can't do it

1884
02:26:36,694 --> 02:26:38,526
Rancho, check if there's crowning

1885
02:26:39,444 --> 02:26:40,318
Crowning...?

1886
02:26:41,652 --> 02:26:42,568
Get that diagram

1887
02:26:45,486 --> 02:26:48,235
See if the head is coming out

1888
02:26:50,569 --> 02:26:51,901
Check quickly

1889
02:26:52,694 --> 02:26:53,610
Go!

1890
02:26:54,277 --> 02:26:56,776
Go, Rancho, go

1891
02:27:04,027 --> 02:27:06,151
No crowning

1892
02:27:06,236 --> 02:27:08,110
Mona, please push

1893
02:27:10,777 --> 02:27:11,651
Mona!

1894
02:27:14,652 --> 02:27:15,818
She's tired, Pia

1895
02:27:16,236 --> 02:27:19,943
Wake her! If she won't push,
it's a big probIem

1896
02:27:20,277 --> 02:27:24,068
They need a vacuum cup
- Where will they get one?

1897
02:27:24,236 --> 02:27:27,110
What's a vacuum cup?
How is it used?

1898
02:27:27,361 --> 02:27:28,235
I'Il show you

1899
02:27:31,486 --> 02:27:35,818
If the mother's too fatigued to push,
a cup is placed on baby's head

1900
02:27:36,111 --> 02:27:39,901
Suction makes the cup
stick to the head...

1901
02:27:40,611 --> 02:27:42,485
and the baby is pulled out

1902
02:27:42,944 --> 02:27:45,151
I can make this
- How?

1903
02:27:45,402 --> 02:27:47,235
With a vacuum cIeaner
- Vacuum cleaner?

1904
02:27:47,277 --> 02:27:48,360
Yes

1905
02:27:48,402 --> 02:27:50,776
That pressure's too high

1906
02:27:50,819 --> 02:27:52,985
I'Il control it
- D'you have a vacuum cleaner?

1907
02:27:53,027 --> 02:27:54,110
Yes, in my office

1908
02:27:54,527 --> 02:27:57,276
Farhan, rush and get it
- Here's the key

1909
02:28:03,236 --> 02:28:06,693
Mona, push

1910
02:28:07,444 --> 02:28:08,985
Oh my God

1911
02:28:09,861 --> 02:28:10,776
What happened?

1912
02:28:15,652 --> 02:28:17,943
Raju, what happened?
- The power's gone

1913
02:28:18,902 --> 02:28:20,360
How'lI the vacuum work now?

1914
02:28:20,402 --> 02:28:22,985
Farhan, you get the vacuum,
I'Il get the power.

1915
02:28:23,027 --> 02:28:24,026
How?

1916
02:28:24,694 --> 02:28:26,193
MiIlimeter, get Virus out

1917
02:28:27,569 --> 02:28:30,235
What nonsense is this!

1918
02:28:30,444 --> 02:28:34,026
Not this Virus.
My Virus, the inverter

1919
02:28:34,194 --> 02:28:36,110
Get that, quick
- Ok

1920
02:28:36,361 --> 02:28:38,526
Raju, wake up the hostel

1921
02:28:38,694 --> 02:28:41,651
Get car batteries, wires,
and a vacuum gauge

1922
02:28:44,486 --> 02:28:47,151
Emergency in the common room!

1923
02:29:17,944 --> 02:29:20,068
Where's Rancho?
- Here, sir

1924
02:29:20,319 --> 02:29:23,026
Keep the batteries here
... and the wires

1925
02:29:25,277 --> 02:29:28,485
Raju, switch off everything,
connect the inverter to the mains

1926
02:29:33,277 --> 02:29:34,485
Rancho, vacuum cleaner

1927
02:29:35,611 --> 02:29:38,526
Farhan, get your lens cleaner

1928
02:29:38,569 --> 02:29:40,026
Blower?
- Yeah, get it

1929
02:29:42,736 --> 02:29:43,776
Rancho, blower

1930
02:29:43,902 --> 02:29:45,943
Good. Fix this to the gauge

1931
02:30:12,319 --> 02:30:13,610
Rancho, I'm done

1932
02:30:16,027 --> 02:30:17,193
AlI switches off?
- Yes

1933
02:30:18,736 --> 02:30:20,360
Hit the table
and computer switches

1934
02:30:20,402 --> 02:30:21,276
Ok

1935
02:30:33,944 --> 02:30:35,068
Raju, turn on the computer

1936
02:30:35,444 --> 02:30:37,151
Farhan, here

1937
02:30:39,236 --> 02:30:41,276
Pia, come here quick

1938
02:30:43,736 --> 02:30:44,860
Love you, Rancho

1939
02:30:45,611 --> 02:30:47,610
Farhan, turn it on
- Ok

1940
02:30:54,152 --> 02:30:56,193
Pia, how much suction?

1941
02:30:56,569 --> 02:30:58,026
Not more than 0.5

1942
02:30:58,236 --> 02:31:00,276
Farhan, 0.5
- Cover it

1943
02:31:01,819 --> 02:31:02,735
0.5

1944
02:31:05,277 --> 02:31:09,318
Vacuum cleaner baby!
Mother of alI deliveries

1945
02:31:10,402 --> 02:31:11,235
Farhan, stop

1946
02:31:11,277 --> 02:31:12,110
Ok

1947
02:31:18,527 --> 02:31:19,860
Raju, get on the table

1948
02:31:20,111 --> 02:31:23,276
Push the baby down, like this

1949
02:31:23,444 --> 02:31:24,401
Ok

1950
02:31:25,486 --> 02:31:26,401
Farhan, turn it on

1951
02:31:30,986 --> 02:31:33,318
C'mon, you can do it

1952
02:31:34,444 --> 02:31:36,901
C'mon, push

1953
02:31:41,069 --> 02:31:43,651
Do it for Champ

1954
02:31:43,861 --> 02:31:46,318
C'mon, Mona

1955
02:31:48,027 --> 02:31:50,110
He's coming out!

1956
02:31:51,444 --> 02:31:53,235
You can do it

1957
02:31:54,027 --> 02:31:56,401
Yes Mona, push

1958
02:32:04,236 --> 02:32:05,318
Farhan, turn it off

1959
02:32:05,402 --> 02:32:06,443
Ok, off

1960
02:32:26,694 --> 02:32:28,485
Two cIips,
cut the umbiIical cord

1961
02:32:28,777 --> 02:32:30,985
Farhan, two clips on the cord

1962
02:32:31,694 --> 02:32:33,735
Get scissors
- Be careful

1963
02:32:34,944 --> 02:32:37,235
Cut at the center,
get a towel

1964
02:32:40,027 --> 02:32:42,360
Pia, he's not crying

1965
02:32:46,611 --> 02:32:49,526
Hey Champ!

1966
02:32:50,861 --> 02:32:53,318
Rancho, rub his back

1967
02:32:55,569 --> 02:32:57,610
Hey Champ
- Come on, Champ

1968
02:32:59,444 --> 02:33:01,568
No, nothing

1969
02:33:02,027 --> 02:33:03,068
Blow air into his mouth

1970
02:33:10,236 --> 02:33:11,068
C'mon, Champ

1971
02:33:16,611 --> 02:33:17,485
No response

1972
02:33:41,819 --> 02:33:45,443
Hush Mona, say -
AlI is well

1973
02:33:50,694 --> 02:33:51,651
He kicked

1974
02:33:52,944 --> 02:33:53,818
What?

1975
02:33:54,694 --> 02:33:55,985
He kicked

1976
02:33:59,444 --> 02:34:00,776
Say - All is weIl

1977
02:34:02,402 --> 02:34:09,318
AlI is well

1978
02:34:50,736 --> 02:34:54,110
If Virus had said, 'My grandson
will be an engineer'

1979
02:34:54,236 --> 02:34:56,110
I would've broken his jaw

1980
02:34:56,777 --> 02:34:59,610
But when he finally spoke,
he stunned us

1981
02:34:59,902 --> 02:35:03,068
What a kick!
Wanna be a footballer?

1982
02:35:04,111 --> 02:35:07,151
Be what you want to be

1983
02:35:23,611 --> 02:35:27,526
Wait - I've not finished with you!

1984
02:35:29,902 --> 02:35:32,485
First day of coIlege,
you'd asked me a question...

1985
02:35:32,819 --> 02:35:35,235
Why didn't astronauts
use a pencil in space?

1986
02:35:35,986 --> 02:35:38,276
If a pencil tip breaks

1987
02:35:38,444 --> 02:35:44,360
it'd float in zero gravity.
Get into eyes, nose, instruments...

1988
02:35:44,486 --> 02:35:46,443
You were wrong

1989
02:35:48,027 --> 02:35:49,901
You cannot be right alI the time

1990
02:35:51,986 --> 02:35:53,026
You understand?

1991
02:35:55,444 --> 02:35:56,318
Yes, sir

1992
02:35:57,569 --> 02:35:59,693
This was an important invention

1993
02:36:00,986 --> 02:36:02,026
You understand?

1994
02:36:03,402 --> 02:36:04,276
Yes, sir

1995
02:36:06,819 --> 02:36:15,235
My Director said, 'When you find
an extraordinary student...'

1996
02:36:34,069 --> 02:36:38,526
Go, study!
Pass your exams and leave

1997
02:36:47,402 --> 02:36:49,526
And now, Student of the Year...

1998
02:36:49,736 --> 02:36:52,235
Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

1999
02:37:09,861 --> 02:37:11,193
Sir, one photo

2000
02:37:28,652 --> 02:37:32,110
I wanted to capture all these
memories and take them home

2001
02:37:34,152 --> 02:37:39,568
That day, we hugged,
we rejoiced, we cried...

2002
02:37:39,819 --> 02:37:41,485
We vowed that we'd meet
at least once a year...

2003
02:37:42,152 --> 02:37:45,610
Who knew then, we were seeing
Rancho for the last time

2004
02:38:19,527 --> 02:38:20,485
Untie him

2005
02:38:23,819 --> 02:38:25,735
I'Il sue you alI in an
American court

2006
02:38:40,194 --> 02:38:41,068
Raju

2007
02:39:00,069 --> 02:39:02,068
OnIy Rancho can create
a school like this

2008
02:39:02,611 --> 02:39:03,693
But where is he?

2009
02:39:08,152 --> 02:39:09,401
Don't pee here

2010
02:39:10,486 --> 02:39:12,110
Go away creatures

2011
02:39:12,486 --> 02:39:15,568
Don't pee here
- I'lI smack you

2012
02:39:33,319 --> 02:39:35,526
Bingo! He cannot be far

2013
02:39:46,986 --> 02:39:49,276
Excuse me,
where is Ranchhoddas?

2014
02:39:49,402 --> 02:39:51,401
He's not Ranchhoddas!
- Rancho...

2015
02:39:51,486 --> 02:39:53,693
Chhote... Dammit,
what's his name?

2016
02:39:53,819 --> 02:39:56,526
CaIm down. Come with me

2017
02:39:58,986 --> 02:39:59,901
Where's he?
- Rancho

2018
02:40:07,277 --> 02:40:10,443
Farhan, he's read all your books

2019
02:40:16,736 --> 02:40:22,776
Raju, he reads your blog everyday.
ProudIy shares it with the kids

2020
02:40:26,277 --> 02:40:29,776
Remember your helmet, Pia?
It was stolen...

2021
02:40:31,694 --> 02:40:34,901
Who are you?
How do you know us?

2022
02:40:35,152 --> 02:40:37,235
Didn't you recognize me?
- No

2023
02:40:38,152 --> 02:40:42,151
How would you?
MiIlimeter is now Centimeter

2024
02:40:47,194 --> 02:40:51,693
Not Centimeter, you're KiIometer

2025
02:40:52,527 --> 02:40:53,526
How did you get here?

2026
02:40:53,611 --> 02:40:56,860
I got a letter with
a train ticket inside

2027
02:40:57,111 --> 02:41:00,860
It said - 'Miss being in school?
Catch this train'... I did

2028
02:41:02,444 --> 02:41:03,568
That rascal Rancho!

2029
02:41:07,736 --> 02:41:08,735
Where is that idiot?

2030
02:41:19,902 --> 02:41:21,818
Dorje, you fIy it

2031
02:41:36,777 --> 02:41:42,276
Every night you ride into my dreams
on a scooter, dressed as a bride

2032
02:41:43,194 --> 02:41:45,485
Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmet

2033
02:41:46,111 --> 02:41:48,860
and come close to kiss me

2034
02:41:52,444 --> 02:41:53,693
Couldn't you teIl me
before leaving?

2035
02:41:56,027 --> 02:41:56,860
No

2036
02:41:58,652 --> 02:41:59,568
Sorry

2037
02:41:59,944 --> 02:42:00,776
Did you marry?

2038
02:42:01,361 --> 02:42:05,610
What? No

2039
02:42:06,569 --> 02:42:09,193
You?
- Almost... Idiot

2040
02:42:16,777 --> 02:42:17,651
So?

2041
02:42:19,111 --> 02:42:20,110
So what?

2042
02:42:20,611 --> 02:42:21,943
Do you love someone?

2043
02:42:26,361 --> 02:42:27,193
Yes

2044
02:42:33,236 --> 02:42:34,110
Who?

2045
02:42:35,402 --> 02:42:36,276
You

2046
02:43:01,986 --> 02:43:05,193
See, the noses don't collide,
stupid

2047
02:43:06,402 --> 02:43:07,235
That's right!

2048
02:43:07,486 --> 02:43:08,610
Rancho

2049
02:43:10,111 --> 02:43:10,985
Hi... Farhan!

2050
02:43:11,152 --> 02:43:13,276
Screw your 'Hi'

2051
02:43:13,694 --> 02:43:18,443
Hey, Iisten to me...
- No, you listen to me

2052
02:43:18,611 --> 02:43:20,901
I can explain everything

2053
02:43:21,986 --> 02:43:22,860
Hi... Raju!

2054
02:43:22,902 --> 02:43:24,818
How we hunted for you!

2055
02:43:27,694 --> 02:43:31,818
Didn't have a coin
for one phone call?

2056
02:43:33,861 --> 02:43:36,151
Add a couple from me too

2057
02:43:36,694 --> 02:43:41,901
RascaI, scoundrel
- Let him go now

2058
02:43:42,027 --> 02:43:42,985
Ok ok, enough

2059
02:43:44,319 --> 02:43:46,110
On your feet, c'mon

2060
02:44:16,111 --> 02:44:17,860
Having fun, idiots?

2061
02:44:18,111 --> 02:44:19,985
Hey... Hi Chatur

2062
02:44:20,277 --> 02:44:25,360
Ranchhoddas Chanchad.
How do you do, Mr. Teacher?

2063
02:44:25,777 --> 02:44:32,568
Wow, you're a teacher in a village -
A for Apple, B for BalI...

2064
02:44:34,486 --> 02:44:39,235
Our trains left together.
But yours traveIed in reverse...

2065
02:44:39,777 --> 02:44:42,693
from engineer to primary teacher

2066
02:44:44,861 --> 02:44:47,776
What's your salary, Chanchad?
5000/-?

2067
02:44:48,152 --> 02:44:49,943
For me that's $ 100

2068
02:44:50,361 --> 02:44:53,776
My son's pocket money is
more than your salary

2069
02:44:53,944 --> 02:44:56,735
Cut the crap
- Crap is what he gave us

2070
02:44:56,902 --> 02:45:01,985
Wanted to change the education
system, change the worId

2071
02:45:02,194 --> 02:45:04,776
FinalIy what does he change?
Kids' diapers

2072
02:45:05,236 --> 02:45:06,651
You gonna break his jaw
or should I?

2073
02:45:06,819 --> 02:45:07,735
Just relax

2074
02:45:07,819 --> 02:45:14,610
Remember I'd said
one day you'd cry and I'd laugh?

2075
02:45:16,277 --> 02:45:23,068
Sign here.
Accept - You lost, I won!

2076
02:45:23,319 --> 02:45:26,360
'Declaration of Defeat'!
Unbelievable, man

2077
02:45:26,527 --> 02:45:28,610
Chatur
- Crazy guy

2078
02:45:30,402 --> 02:45:34,735
Hey, this is Virus's pen!
You pinched it?

2079
02:45:35,152 --> 02:45:36,568
Forget it, man

2080
02:45:37,236 --> 02:45:40,943
This is for winners, not Iosers

2081
02:45:42,027 --> 02:45:49,026
If your school ever needs help,
caIl my assistant for a donation

2082
02:45:51,152 --> 02:45:53,985
A for Apple, B for BalI...

2083
02:45:55,486 --> 02:45:58,276
He hasn't changed at aIl!
- Ignore him

2084
02:45:58,402 --> 02:45:59,901
He's full of crap

2085
02:46:00,236 --> 02:46:04,651
Good news is your name
isn't Ranchhoddas Chanchad

2086
02:46:05,027 --> 02:46:09,068
Imagine, after marriage,
I'm Pia Chanchad - Yuck!

2087
02:46:09,819 --> 02:46:11,318
By the way,
what is your real name?

2088
02:46:12,152 --> 02:46:13,068
Phunsukh Wangdu

2089
02:46:13,861 --> 02:46:14,776
Wangdu?

2090
02:46:14,944 --> 02:46:15,818
Pia Wangdu!

2091
02:46:16,486 --> 02:46:18,235
You mean you're a scientist?

2092
02:46:18,444 --> 02:46:19,776
You have 400 patents?

2093
02:46:19,902 --> 02:46:21,776
I won't change my name
after marriage

2094
02:46:21,819 --> 02:46:23,443
You mean you're Chatur's
Wangdu?

2095
02:46:23,527 --> 02:46:25,735
It's you the Japanese are wooing?

2096
02:46:25,777 --> 02:46:26,693
I don't like Wangdu

2097
02:46:27,277 --> 02:46:29,485
Are you a scientist
or a teacher?

2098
02:46:29,902 --> 02:46:31,860
Scientist,
but I also teach children

2099
02:46:31,902 --> 02:46:34,026
So you are
THE Phunsukh Wangdu?

2100
02:46:34,069 --> 02:46:35,235
Yes, yes!

2101
02:46:36,486 --> 02:46:39,401
Hey Silencer
- Hey Chatur, come back

2102
02:46:40,652 --> 02:46:41,776
Take that

2103
02:46:43,319 --> 02:46:45,610
Wait, I'll stop him

2104
02:46:53,486 --> 02:46:57,110
Mr. Wangdu,
I can't believe it's you

2105
02:46:57,611 --> 02:46:58,860
I'm sorry, Mr. Chatur

2106
02:46:58,944 --> 02:47:01,276
I can't sign the deal
with your company

2107
02:47:01,777 --> 02:47:03,818
What sir? Why sir?

2108
02:47:04,027 --> 02:47:06,860
How do I sign, man?
You took my pen

2109
02:47:08,736 --> 02:47:10,735
What pen, sir?
I didn't get you...

2110
02:47:11,069 --> 02:47:15,276
The one in your hand -
Virus's pen

2111
02:47:18,777 --> 02:47:20,276
Mr. Wangdu...?

2112
02:47:20,444 --> 02:47:21,651
Yes, Chatur?

2113
02:47:22,444 --> 02:47:24,443
A for Apple, B for BalI is...

2114
02:47:27,569 --> 02:47:29,235
.... S for Screwed

2115
02:47:36,361 --> 02:47:40,485
You got me, Rancho -
I mean, Mr. Wangdu

2116
02:47:40,861 --> 02:47:42,485
TotalIy floored me. Good one

2117
02:47:43,152 --> 02:47:47,443
I hope our personal problems
won't affect this deal

2118
02:47:47,611 --> 02:47:50,818
Hey Chatur - take that

2119
02:47:51,444 --> 02:47:53,443
I was just joking, man

2120
02:47:53,819 --> 02:47:57,693
Deep down,
I knew you'd do great things

2121
02:47:58,694 --> 02:48:00,485
You're fibbing

2122
02:48:00,569 --> 02:48:02,526
No, really, I swear

2123
02:48:02,611 --> 02:48:04,610
Rancho - 100, Chatur - 0

2124
02:48:04,986 --> 02:48:07,318
You win, I lose.
You don't beIieve me?

2125
02:48:08,736 --> 02:48:10,110
Beware of farts

2126
02:48:10,152 --> 02:48:14,443
Your Majesty, thou art great.
Accept this humble offering

2127
02:48:14,527 --> 02:48:16,901
Free advice, Mr. Wangdu -
Run for your life!

2128
02:48:20,611 --> 02:48:24,693
Rancho, I'll lose my job, man.
I have small kids...

2129
02:48:25,652 --> 02:48:28,193
His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas
had correctly stated

2130
02:48:28,402 --> 02:48:33,485
- Follow Excellence... Success
will chase you, pants down