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My whole life, it was obvious

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I was gonna end up in this city.

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I don't want to be arrogant here,
but I'm an incredibly attractive man.

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I can't help it.
I don't try to be. I just am.

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When I was a kid, my mother's
best friend used to tell me

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that I was gonna be
a little heartbreaker.

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Turns out she was right.

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Her husband came home
from work one day

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and found us fucking
on the Stairmaster.

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Los Angeles, California.

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That's where all the beautiful little
heartbreakers go to live and dream.

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30,000 of them arrive here
every single month.

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30,000 prom kings
and queens

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and Little Miss Cute Tits,

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every one of them
with stars in their eyes

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and a dream in their heart.

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When I first came out here,
I had a dream...

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a dream of an easy life.

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I was gonna get rich
from lyin' around

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having my picture taken.

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I was gonna live in the hills
and drive a noisy yellow sports car

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and fuck 6 foot girls
who weighed 89 Lbs.

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Guess what? Most of it came true.

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Hey, handsome!

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Excuse me.
Excuse me.

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- Excuse me.
- What's up?

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Good to see you.

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- You're here a little early, man.
- Well, you know, a boy's gotta eat.

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¶ I don't wanna tell you ¶

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¶ 'Cause you're lookin'
that way ¶

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¶ Turn around and wonder
how you keep up ¶

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¶ With things that
I don't want to tell you ¶

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¶ 'Cause you're lookin'
that way ¶

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¶ Turn around and wonder
how you keep up ¶

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¶ With things that
I don't... ¶

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Some men remember breast feeding.

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I do not.

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I do remember seeing
my mother in the shower once.

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She had a giant
mound of pubic hair.

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It caused me an aversion
to all things untrimmed.

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Ah. Meet Jen.
She has a bush like the outback.

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Strong hands though.
I like that.

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Let's see.

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Ah, Shelly.

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Ladies, if you want tits,
go to Canada.

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They just do 'em better up there.
Don't ask me why.

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I don't remember her name.
But I do remember the look on her face

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when she found out I was
also sleeping with her sister.

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But tonight I'm not looking
for the tight skin of a 20-year-old.

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I am in need of assiduation
and that changes the game.

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Ah, here we go.

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The jacket's Dolce,
the jeans are by Helmut Lang

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and the complexion comes
from a strict regimen of facials.

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I'm guessing
she drives a Mercedes.

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By the way,
there's only one pick-up line.

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Everything else is cheese.

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Hi. What's your name?

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- Samantha.
- Hi, Samantha.

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I'm Nikki.

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- I'm leaving.
- Really?

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Why?

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- It's late.
- You're right.

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We should get going.

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So wait a second.
You had dinner here?

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What'd you have?

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I had a salad.

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- What kind of salad?
- A Greek salad.

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You had a Greek salad
at a French restaurant?

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I like that.
Oh. Valet, huh?

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I bet you're a bad driver.
You want me to drive?

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I'll flip you for it. Here.

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Heads, I drive.
tails, you drive.

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- There it is.
- It's tails. You flipped it.

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You always flip it.
Don't be a sore loser.

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Look, you're cute and everything,

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but you're not coming home with me.
Thank you.

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You're gonna have to do
better than that.

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"You're cute and everything"?
What is that?

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I was trying not to be rude.

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- You're far from rude.
- Aww.

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I'll help you out.

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Tell me that you're married.

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I am not married.
That would be a lie.

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You're not.

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Tell me that you're madly in love
with someone.

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- That would also be a lie.
- Mm-hmm.

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Then tell me why I can't
come home with you.

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I don't know you.

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Roll the windows down,
turn the music up

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and make an ass out of yourself.

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It puts them at ease.

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It's nice.

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Peter Bogdanovich
used to live here.

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Hmm. I bet he did.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Never show you're impressed.

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It lowers your market value.

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Do you want a drink?

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I don't drink.

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Come here.

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Wait.

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No boots in the bed.

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It's my bed.

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The boots go or I go.

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You want to give them a good fucking,

106
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but not too good. Leave a little
room for the relationship to grow.

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Oh, this fucking...

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Hey, Nikki.

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Nikki, wake up.
I gotta go to work.

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Now pay very close attention.

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I call this the "roll over
sleeping smile".

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- Right here is fine.
- There?

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Yeah.

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Nice spread, man.

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Yeah, it is, isn't it?

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Hey, do you keep
these cards on file?

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Yeah, we can.

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It doesn't matter
if you can cook or not.

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Women grade on effort. It's almost
better when the meal's a flop.

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It shows that you're willing
to make a fool of yourself.

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It's all about creating equity.

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Think of it as a point system.

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One for flowers, two for dinner,
three for an orgasm.

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You need 26 points
for them to trust you.

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And then you can go back
to watching football.

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- Hello?
- In here.

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Oh ho ho, you're still here.

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And you're cooking.

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- I'm trying.
- Hmm.

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Turn around.

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Here you go.

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Sit down...
and take off your shoes.

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I'm gonna go pour you
a glass of wine.

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Here's what she doesn't know...

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I'm homeless, carless

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and completely unreliable.

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I do, however,
own a cell phone

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that happens to be
right in front of her.

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That's right, baby. 19 other offers
and I'm here with you

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creating equity.

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So what do you do?

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What?

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For work?

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Do you have a job?

145
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No.

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What did you do today?

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I was here today.

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Yesterday...

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what did you do yesterday?

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Yesterday.

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Yesterday, I woke up,

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I got a cup of coffee,

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I had something to eat,

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and then I went outside
to see what it was like.

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And what was it like?

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It was nice.

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Have you ever had a job?

158
00:11:06,309 --> 00:11:08,712
Yes.

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What sort of job?

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You know...

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00:11:12,782 --> 00:11:14,448
jobs on lakes,

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00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:17,117
jobs on water.

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Job-jobs.

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Are you looking
for a job right now?

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Not right now.

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- No?
- No.

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00:11:27,427 --> 00:11:29,930
Right now,
I'm having dinner with you.

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Is that it?

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¶ Fire ¶

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00:11:50,685 --> 00:11:53,152
¶ Me and old Ricardo ¶

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¶ We're swooping
down to town ¶

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¶ We're coming
round your way ¶

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¶ Tonight ¶

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¶ So open up your eyes ¶

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¶ Then pull back the skies ¶

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¶ 'Cause we are
coming round ¶

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¶ Kick it ¶

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¶ That's right... ¶

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That's a lot.

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¶ That's right. ¶

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Just rack up those points until...

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I'm going to New York
for a few days.

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I thought you might
want to come.

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I can't.

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You want to stay here.

186
00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:06,186
Do you want me to stay here?

187
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:11,228
Yeah, I do.

188
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Then I'll stay.

189
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I have my cell.
I'll leave it on.

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Okay.

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- Thursday morning you'll pick me up?
- Of course.

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- You have a safe flight.
- I hope so.

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00:14:08,945 --> 00:14:12,008
¶ Been so long
since you told me ¶

194
00:14:12,915 --> 00:14:16,584
¶ Been so long since
you told me ¶

195
00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:17,820
¶ Been so long
since you told me ¶

196
00:14:17,821 --> 00:14:19,554
¶ Been so long
since you told me ¶

197
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,023
¶ Been so long
since you told me... ¶

198
00:14:23,024 --> 00:14:25,292
Hey!

199
00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:27,329
I don't like you two
talking to each other.

200
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,230
I do not like you two
talking to each other.

201
00:14:29,231 --> 00:14:30,931
This is bad.

202
00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:35,202
Stop! Stop!

203
00:14:35,203 --> 00:14:37,771
- God.
- How do you like my new house?

204
00:14:37,772 --> 00:14:40,240
You think any girls are gonna
believe this is your house?

205
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:42,911
The young ones do.
Oh FYl, I'm a graphic designer

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00:14:42,912 --> 00:14:45,041
if anybody asks.

207
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,647
What? What happened?

208
00:14:47,648 --> 00:14:49,248
- I blew it.
- With who?

209
00:14:49,249 --> 00:14:51,952
- El Paso Erin.
- That DJ girl?

210
00:14:51,953 --> 00:14:54,387
No, that's Hi-fi Tara.
No El Paso's a somatologist.

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00:14:54,388 --> 00:14:56,053
- She's...
- That's...

212
00:14:56,054 --> 00:14:57,756
I fuckin' froze up.
I couldn't say anything.

213
00:14:57,757 --> 00:14:59,691
I... I started making
cricket noises.

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00:14:59,692 --> 00:15:01,527
You know what your problem is?
You care too much.

215
00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:04,797
You gotta cut out
the conversation, right?

216
00:15:04,798 --> 00:15:07,264
And just like say something
to piss 'em off.

217
00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:08,999
- Why?
- 'Cause once you piss 'em off,

218
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,836
you set up the apology.

219
00:15:10,837 --> 00:15:13,138
And once you apologize,
you look like a sensitive guy.

220
00:15:13,139 --> 00:15:14,671
I am a sensitive guy.

221
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:16,308
All right, but you've
gotta look like a rebel

222
00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:19,176
before you look
like a sensitive guy.

223
00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:23,142
- Is that Helen?
- Oh!

224
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:25,582
- Who invited her?
- I don't know.

225
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,685
- I didn't fucking invite her.
- She's gonna tell people

226
00:15:27,686 --> 00:15:30,152
- it's not my house.
- Hey, Nikki.

227
00:15:30,153 --> 00:15:33,188
- Hi.
- Yeah, I heard you were having a party

228
00:15:33,189 --> 00:15:35,659
so I thought I'd just
stop by and say hi,

229
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,494
see where you landed.

230
00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:40,696
Yeah, not bad.
Not... not bad at all.

231
00:15:40,697 --> 00:15:44,266
- So, you want to go swimming?
- Oh whoa!

232
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,970
Helen, uh, just...

233
00:15:46,971 --> 00:15:48,837
Okay, we gotta get her out of here.

234
00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:50,408
- You gotta take her home.
- What?!

235
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,542
Just take her home. she's gonna
blow this whole thing for us.

236
00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:55,276
- I was hoping to meet someone, man.
- Who you gonna meet tonight?

237
00:15:55,277 --> 00:15:56,578
- I don't know.
- Who are you gonna meet?

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00:15:56,579 --> 00:15:58,114
Nikki.

239
00:15:58,115 --> 00:15:59,748
Hey.

240
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:02,913
I'm drunk as shit.
Where's my tour?

241
00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,988
Your tour's starting right now.

242
00:16:05,989 --> 00:16:07,522
I... I love you.

243
00:16:07,523 --> 00:16:10,053
- Hey, Helen? Meet Harry.
- Huh?

244
00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:15,530
A tour of the house
should always end in the bedroom.

245
00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:18,632
I like fucking in the kitchen
as much as the next guy,

246
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:20,434
but you're three times
more likely to get laid

247
00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:22,669
if there's a bed in the room.

248
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:24,903
- You're good at that.
- I used to be a cheerleader.

249
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:27,206
- Oh really?
- Mm-hmm.

250
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,378
So you took your pants off a lot?

251
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:33,915
- What?
- What?

252
00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:37,148
You date the offense
or the defense?

253
00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:39,151
Give me some credit.
Offense.

254
00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:40,719
Offense.

255
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,655
- Mm-hmm.
- Quarterbacks?

256
00:16:42,656 --> 00:16:44,922
- Receivers.
- Mm.

257
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:49,027
Took a bunch of acid once
and thought my dick was a Dolphin.

258
00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:51,192
I hate the Dolphins.

259
00:16:52,097 --> 00:16:54,159
I'm a Niners fan.

260
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:57,063
I don't know how I feel about that.

261
00:16:59,337 --> 00:17:01,867
Feels like you like it.

262
00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:16,820
That lady's crazy.

263
00:17:16,821 --> 00:17:20,418
- Crazy good, right?
- No. Just crazy.

264
00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:23,393
She almost got us killed...

265
00:17:23,394 --> 00:17:26,529
trying to grab me,
get my zipper down...

266
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:28,930
while I'm driving.

267
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,232
- That's a problem?
- She's trying to fuck me

268
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,901
while I'm driving.
I need to see the road.

269
00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:34,669
It's an important part
of driving.

270
00:17:36,339 --> 00:17:39,539
Somebody's gotta make
the first move, man.

271
00:17:41,912 --> 00:17:43,945
Yeah, well, she wanted to know
if you brought any girls

272
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:46,418
over to her house
when you were living there.

273
00:17:51,187 --> 00:17:53,451
What'd you say?

274
00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:55,255
What was I supposed to say?

275
00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:58,459
All these things I can say,
things I can't say.

276
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,056
Sometimes I get confused.
What am I supposed to do?

277
00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:08,597
Dude.

278
00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:11,804
What am I supposed to do?

279
00:18:11,805 --> 00:18:14,340
You're an asshole.

280
00:18:14,341 --> 00:18:15,907
I hate you.

281
00:18:15,909 --> 00:18:18,279
Did you show her
the little red Corvette?

282
00:18:18,812 --> 00:18:21,113
But of course... not.

283
00:18:21,114 --> 00:18:23,716
Dude, you didn't fuck her?
How could you not fuck her?

284
00:18:23,717 --> 00:18:25,884
- Fuck you.
- She's got a magical pussy.

285
00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:28,352
- Ain't nothing wrong with it.
- Oh because it's, what,

286
00:18:28,353 --> 00:18:31,417
been worked on like 30 times maybe?

287
00:18:33,326 --> 00:18:36,458
Hey, there's a spare bedroom here
if you want to stay.

288
00:18:39,298 --> 00:18:41,598
- Yeah.
- Don't let me screw this one up, okay?

289
00:18:43,635 --> 00:18:46,303
This is hot.

290
00:18:46,304 --> 00:18:48,339
Yeah, this is pretty nice.

291
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:52,211
When you're rich,
it costs more money to stay rich.

292
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,643
I always follow up a meaningless fuck

293
00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:56,179
with a chatty phone call.

294
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,683
Keeps me in the game.
Most guys drop the ball

295
00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:00,683
after they ball.
I look ahead.

296
00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:03,852
An easy call the day
after a lay can go a long way.

297
00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:06,556
Hola, amiga!

298
00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:09,325
Lo siento por el mess.

299
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:23,170
- Hello?
- Hey, where are you?

300
00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:27,007
- Uh, I'm at your house.
- Really?

301
00:19:27,008 --> 00:19:29,976
So why didn't you answer the phone?
I called you twice last night.

302
00:19:29,977 --> 00:19:33,647
You did?
How's New York?

303
00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:36,617
These guys don't need
a lawyer. They need a babysitter.

304
00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:39,987
So, listen, we have some friends
coming over on Thursday night.

305
00:19:39,988 --> 00:19:42,121
We do?

306
00:19:42,122 --> 00:19:44,123
We do.
Do you want to check your schedule?

307
00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:45,924
Yeah, sure.

308
00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:50,196
Hey, Gina, how's my
Thursday night look?

309
00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:52,328
Oh, that's sweet.

310
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,834
So we're on.

311
00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:57,432
- We're on.
- Okay.

312
00:19:58,338 --> 00:20:00,773
- Bye.
- Okay.

313
00:20:00,774 --> 00:20:02,938
Bye.

314
00:20:08,914 --> 00:20:11,579
The home team has first and 10...

315
00:20:13,452 --> 00:20:17,584
Oh my God. You didn't tell me you live
at the top of the fucking globe.

316
00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:22,292
My car overheated,
so I walked up the hill.

317
00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:23,827
This guy offers me a ride.

318
00:20:23,828 --> 00:20:25,462
I say no, but he keeps
following me,

319
00:20:25,463 --> 00:20:27,526
so I ran.

320
00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:30,601
Oh my God.
Is that a ham?

321
00:20:30,602 --> 00:20:32,669
I haven't eaten
since like Thursday.

322
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,871
Cornflakes.

323
00:20:34,872 --> 00:20:37,810
I started this band...
me and this guy.

324
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,342
We tell everyone
we're brother and sister

325
00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:42,372
and then we get
all sexy on stage.

326
00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:46,348
Who are you hustling, Nikk?

327
00:20:46,349 --> 00:20:49,752
- What?
- Mm. The house.

328
00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:53,254
- Who's it belong to?
- Uh...

329
00:20:53,255 --> 00:20:55,824
it used to belong
to Peter Bogdanovich.

330
00:20:55,825 --> 00:20:59,193
Who? Come on, Nikk.
It's me, okay?

331
00:20:59,194 --> 00:21:01,128
Remember me?

332
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,797
I was the first girl
to shave your balls.

333
00:21:02,798 --> 00:21:04,532
You were the first guy
in my ass, I mean...

334
00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:06,067
there were feelings.

335
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:07,903
It's not what you think.

336
00:21:07,904 --> 00:21:09,502
You can tell me.
I mean,

337
00:21:09,503 --> 00:21:12,573
it's not like you're getting
any from me.

338
00:21:12,574 --> 00:21:15,909
When a girl tells you
you're not getting any,

339
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:18,479
before you ask,

340
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,181
before you even try,

341
00:21:21,182 --> 00:21:23,415
you're getting some.

342
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,547
Mm-hmm.

343
00:21:26,887 --> 00:21:29,154
What do you tell these women?

344
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,025
Less is more.

345
00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:33,625
Why do you care?

346
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,694
Um, so that when you call me

347
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,797
Lonely and miserable
in 10 years,

348
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:40,898
I can tell you exactly
how you got there.

349
00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,734
- Hmm.
- You're a good person, Nikki.

350
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,709
I mean, this can't feel good.

351
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,706
So what's her deal?
How old is she?

352
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,680
I have to be inside you
right now.

353
00:21:57,681 --> 00:22:00,217
Every time we have sex,
you disappear.

354
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,219
- It's not like that...
- You say that every time.

355
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:06,490
I didn't call you for sex.
I called you because I miss you.

356
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,191
Yeah, but now that I'm here,

357
00:22:09,192 --> 00:22:12,561
you don't miss me anymore
and now you want sex.

358
00:22:12,562 --> 00:22:15,865
- And you don't?
- I want more than sex.

359
00:22:15,866 --> 00:22:17,701
Me too.

360
00:22:17,702 --> 00:22:19,369
What, Nikki?
More what?

361
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:23,535
I... I don't know.
It's all very new, this feeling.

362
00:22:24,808 --> 00:22:27,370
You are so full of shit.

363
00:22:30,247 --> 00:22:32,447
You're right.

364
00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:35,216
I am full of shit.

365
00:22:54,134 --> 00:22:56,163
Does she have a bathtub?

366
00:22:59,974 --> 00:23:02,639
You want to shave my papaya?

367
00:23:14,321 --> 00:23:16,620
Be careful with me.

368
00:23:19,492 --> 00:23:21,691
Promise.

369
00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:24,629
I promise.

370
00:23:41,012 --> 00:23:43,046
Lots of times I can envision my future

371
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,519
with a woman before I come.

372
00:23:50,154 --> 00:23:53,022
How long are you gonna
keep doing this?

373
00:23:53,023 --> 00:23:55,426
And then after, I just want them
to stop touching me.

374
00:23:55,427 --> 00:23:57,990
I don't know.

375
00:24:00,262 --> 00:24:02,793
What if we just gave it a try?

376
00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:09,677
I don't want
to do that to you again.

377
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:14,235
I'm a big girl.
I can handle it.

378
00:24:18,646 --> 00:24:21,245
Maybe you just
don't care about me.

379
00:24:25,753 --> 00:24:27,555
You cool?

380
00:24:27,556 --> 00:24:29,789
Yep, I'm cool.

381
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,160
You know you're
my homegirl, right?

382
00:24:32,161 --> 00:24:34,290
Yeah.

383
00:24:38,099 --> 00:24:40,467
- See ya.
- Drive safe, okay?

384
00:24:40,468 --> 00:24:42,564
Yep.

385
00:24:45,672 --> 00:24:48,374
Oh!

386
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,042
The snap...

387
00:24:50,043 --> 00:24:52,945
Brown kicks it off.
It's 40, at the 45,

388
00:24:52,946 --> 00:24:54,681
he's at the 30, 35...

389
00:24:54,682 --> 00:24:56,314
Oh yes! Yes!

390
00:24:56,315 --> 00:24:58,183
- No!
- Yes!

391
00:24:59,752 --> 00:25:02,121
- What the hell's wrong with them?
- They suck,

392
00:25:02,122 --> 00:25:03,688
that's what's wrong with them.

393
00:25:03,689 --> 00:25:05,724
- Shut up.
- You shut up.

394
00:25:28,713 --> 00:25:30,412
Jesus Christ.

395
00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:33,015
Turn it off.

396
00:25:33,016 --> 00:25:36,185
- Uh...
- Uh...

397
00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:37,920
- Get out.
- Her?

398
00:25:37,922 --> 00:25:40,256
Her! Get out.

399
00:25:40,257 --> 00:25:41,791
I, uh...

400
00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:43,891
- Brown has it.
- we were watching the game

401
00:25:43,893 --> 00:25:46,423
and, uh, one thing led to...

402
00:25:47,196 --> 00:25:49,999
I'm... I...

403
00:25:52,835 --> 00:25:55,238
- I'm sorry.
- For what? Getting caught?

404
00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:00,872
How was your little party?

405
00:26:01,543 --> 00:26:03,844
- What party?
- The one my maid cleaned up for you.

406
00:26:03,845 --> 00:26:06,010
Sit down.

407
00:26:18,459 --> 00:26:20,492
Thanks.
See you later.

408
00:26:20,493 --> 00:26:23,661
I trusted you.
I fucking trusted you.

409
00:26:23,663 --> 00:26:26,499
Yeah? Really?
You trusted me?

410
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,234
'Cause it kind of feels like
you came home early

411
00:26:28,235 --> 00:26:30,435
to catch me at something,
but catch me at what?

412
00:26:30,436 --> 00:26:32,805
I don't really know, 'cause we never
really had the conversation.

413
00:26:32,806 --> 00:26:34,407
Oh, the conversation?

414
00:26:34,408 --> 00:26:36,108
You want to have
the fucking conversation?

415
00:26:36,109 --> 00:26:39,277
Okay, how would you
characterize our relationship?

416
00:26:39,278 --> 00:26:41,414
What? I'm...

417
00:26:41,415 --> 00:26:44,117
You want me to characterize
and you can confirm or deny?

418
00:26:44,118 --> 00:26:45,782
- Confirm or deny.
- Yeah, confirm or deny.

419
00:26:45,783 --> 00:26:48,256
We are hopelessly
in love with each other.

420
00:26:48,953 --> 00:26:52,524
Come on! Are we hopelessly
in love with each other?

421
00:26:52,525 --> 00:26:54,791
- No.
- No, of course not.

422
00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,394
- No.
- So how about this?

423
00:26:56,395 --> 00:26:58,495
We have a relationship built
on honesty and integrity.

424
00:26:58,496 --> 00:27:00,531
- Samantha, I'm not...
- What? Confirm or deny!

425
00:27:00,532 --> 00:27:02,933
- Well, you want me... deny!
- Deny is right.

426
00:27:02,934 --> 00:27:05,405
How about this?

427
00:27:05,971 --> 00:27:09,105
I support you
and you perform sexual favors.

428
00:27:09,106 --> 00:27:11,543
Is that what this is about?

429
00:27:13,276 --> 00:27:14,911
- We're friends.
- We're friends?

430
00:27:14,912 --> 00:27:17,113
Friends who...

431
00:27:17,114 --> 00:27:19,584
fuck.

432
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,784
Okay, how about we're
friends who fuck

433
00:27:21,785 --> 00:27:24,256
and you don't
stay here anymore?

434
00:27:26,623 --> 00:27:29,186
- Fine.
- Great.

435
00:27:31,893 --> 00:27:34,763
I don't know how
that's gonna work.

436
00:27:36,032 --> 00:27:37,831
I don't have a car,
so I can't...

437
00:27:37,832 --> 00:27:39,700
it's not... I can't come over.

438
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:43,265
And I don't have a place,
so it's not like you can come and...

439
00:27:45,672 --> 00:27:49,142
fuck me,
so, I... I guess if we're...

440
00:27:49,143 --> 00:27:50,677
and as my friend,

441
00:27:50,678 --> 00:27:52,277
I think you should be
a little bit concerned

442
00:27:52,278 --> 00:27:54,718
that I don't have
a place to live.

443
00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,323
You are a real piece of work.

444
00:28:13,868 --> 00:28:16,032
¶ Help ¶

445
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:25,309
¶ Standing at the door,
there's a man to meet ¶

446
00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:30,013
¶ shaking on my hand... ¶

447
00:28:30,014 --> 00:28:32,885
¶ As he starts to speak ¶

448
00:28:34,586 --> 00:28:41,255
¶ And he just might be afraid,
he just might be afraid ¶

449
00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:46,797
¶ I don't want to hear
what he's gonna say ¶

450
00:28:46,798 --> 00:28:48,730
¶ Oh, oh-oh ¶

451
00:28:48,731 --> 00:28:51,505
¶ Oh, oh-oh-oh ¶

452
00:28:52,368 --> 00:28:55,500
¶ Oh, oh-oh-oh ¶

453
00:28:56,039 --> 00:28:59,410
¶ Oh, oh-oh-oh... ¶

454
00:29:06,382 --> 00:29:08,683
- Is everything all right?
- No.

455
00:29:08,684 --> 00:29:11,155
These pancakes are sour.

456
00:29:11,786 --> 00:29:15,054
They're buttermilk pancakes.
They're supposed to be sour.

457
00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:19,293
Oh, maybe you're right.

458
00:29:19,294 --> 00:29:21,766
- Good.
- Excuse me.

459
00:29:22,730 --> 00:29:24,997
What's your name?

460
00:29:24,999 --> 00:29:27,401
- Heather.
- Hi, Heather. I'm Nikki.

461
00:29:27,402 --> 00:29:29,435
- Hi, Nikki, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

462
00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:31,571
- Have you worked here long?
- Three days.

463
00:29:31,573 --> 00:29:33,908
Really? You new to LA?

464
00:29:33,909 --> 00:29:36,436
Why? You want
to show me around?

465
00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:39,313
I don't... um, yeah, okay.

466
00:29:39,314 --> 00:29:41,380
I'm from here.

467
00:29:41,381 --> 00:29:43,713
Okay. Maybe you
can show me around.

468
00:29:43,714 --> 00:29:46,817
I don't think so.
Can I get you anything else?

469
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:48,954
How about a phone number?

470
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:50,923
Why? 'Cause we're
so compatible?

471
00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:53,992
I don't know. I just thought we'd get
a cup of coffee or something.

472
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,959
When I leave here,
the last thing I want is coffee.

473
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,366
Hey, maybe we could go on a hike?

474
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:02,332
No. No hikes.

475
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,235
We could just talk.

476
00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:07,538
We're talking now,
and don't take this personally...

477
00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:09,739
it's not that you're not
a brilliant conversationalist...

478
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,676
Okay okay okay.

479
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:14,645
Why don't you just
give me your phone number?

480
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,413
Because I don't
want you to call me.

481
00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:20,080
Whenever you're ready.

482
00:30:29,558 --> 00:30:31,758
She's hot, huh?

483
00:30:32,561 --> 00:30:34,830
Yeah.

484
00:30:34,831 --> 00:30:38,202
- I delivered some stuff.
- Oh, hey, man. How you doing?

485
00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:12,398
Hello.

486
00:31:12,399 --> 00:31:14,333
I was expecting a phone call,
but this'll work.

487
00:31:14,334 --> 00:31:17,329
Who the fuck do you think you are
making me chase down my money?

488
00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:21,575
I'm sorry. I... how did
you find this place?

489
00:31:21,576 --> 00:31:23,374
Your friend,
the delivery guy.

490
00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:25,210
Right.

491
00:31:25,211 --> 00:31:27,512
Where's my money, asshole?

492
00:31:28,781 --> 00:31:31,776
- It's inside. You wanna come in?
- No, I don't want to come in.

493
00:31:45,964 --> 00:31:48,334
Uh, look, I didn't...

494
00:31:49,467 --> 00:31:51,529
See ya.

495
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,761
I'm gonna get some lemonade.
Do you want some lemonade?

496
00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:23,497
Lemonade sounds good.

497
00:32:23,498 --> 00:32:25,903
Okay.

498
00:32:34,508 --> 00:32:36,142
Ah!

499
00:32:36,143 --> 00:32:38,179
- Oh!
- Oh God!

500
00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:39,815
- Oh!
- Slap it!

501
00:32:39,816 --> 00:32:41,381
- Oh!
- Nasty!

502
00:32:41,382 --> 00:32:43,351
- In your ass!
- Love that!

503
00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:46,119
I love the tennis, man.
I love the girls' noises...

504
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,957
- You can't go wrong with girls' tennis.
- No. No. Girls' tennis.

505
00:32:50,926 --> 00:32:53,761
It's the best.
Hey, can you do me a favor?

506
00:32:54,295 --> 00:32:56,766
Yeah, sure.

507
00:32:57,831 --> 00:32:59,866
Tomorrow morning,

508
00:32:59,867 --> 00:33:03,166
there's this girl working
at this coffee shop, right?

509
00:33:03,703 --> 00:33:06,003
I got a little thing
going with her.

510
00:33:06,005 --> 00:33:07,805
Yeah.

511
00:33:07,806 --> 00:33:10,007
I just need you
to help me work this out.

512
00:33:11,377 --> 00:33:13,779
Excellent. When in doubt,
call your friend Harry.

513
00:33:26,124 --> 00:33:28,425
All right, look.
She's seen the house,

514
00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:30,159
so we gotta play it up.

515
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,295
Hey, I'm not your assistant.

516
00:33:32,296 --> 00:33:34,631
Is she coming now?

517
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,299
Come on.
You're killing me, Charlie.

518
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,636
Look, your lawyer blue-lined it,
you agreed to it.

519
00:33:39,637 --> 00:33:41,638
- I'll have the oatmeal...
- Do you want to do this or not?

520
00:33:41,639 --> 00:33:44,408
- No raisins please.
- Excellent.

521
00:33:44,409 --> 00:33:47,942
- All right. Where we at with Jim Case?
- Jim Casey.

522
00:33:54,717 --> 00:33:56,849
Shit. Where'd I lose ya?

523
00:33:58,218 --> 00:34:00,624
- You gonna order?
- It's... it's...

524
00:34:01,223 --> 00:34:03,525
He's gonna get
the eggs over easy

525
00:34:03,526 --> 00:34:05,226
- and... and a muffin.
- Can I talk to you later?

526
00:34:05,227 --> 00:34:07,194
All right.

527
00:34:07,195 --> 00:34:09,897
I need a new phone.

528
00:34:09,898 --> 00:34:11,994
Apparently.

529
00:34:17,238 --> 00:34:19,540
That was brutal.

530
00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,072
That was karma...

531
00:34:21,073 --> 00:34:23,514
boss.

532
00:34:27,615 --> 00:34:29,681
Is that your car, the Mercedes?

533
00:34:29,682 --> 00:34:31,649
Yeah.

534
00:34:31,650 --> 00:34:33,987
You're getting a ticket.

535
00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,860
- What do you want?
- Wow, you have beautiful hands.

536
00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:42,495
Can I see your hand?

537
00:34:42,496 --> 00:34:45,030
Can I see... they're beautiful.

538
00:34:45,031 --> 00:34:46,698
- Could you...
- Somebody...

539
00:34:46,699 --> 00:34:48,265
would you do
a little spin for me?

540
00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:50,268
- Are you kidding?
- No no no, just a little spin.

541
00:34:50,269 --> 00:34:51,903
Just... just a little light...
that's it.

542
00:34:51,904 --> 00:34:53,895
Just like this.

543
00:35:05,617 --> 00:35:07,717
We're... we're like it's
a street party, Doris.

544
00:35:07,718 --> 00:35:09,718
- Look, give me one of these...
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

545
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,888
Just give me one of these. Oh!
Yeah, look... look at you.

546
00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:13,990
- I'm gonna give you one of these...
- You have got the moves.

547
00:35:13,991 --> 00:35:15,560
- Yeah.
- All right.

548
00:35:15,561 --> 00:35:17,757
- Have a good day.
- Yeah, you too.

549
00:35:25,134 --> 00:35:28,539
No coffee. No hikes.

550
00:35:53,059 --> 00:35:55,897
Hey, this is Nikki.
What are you doing?

551
00:35:55,898 --> 00:35:58,232
I'm ironing my pants.

552
00:35:59,001 --> 00:36:02,035
What are you ironing
your pants for?

553
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:04,167
Can I call you right back?

554
00:36:05,473 --> 00:36:08,641
Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
Just call me back.

555
00:36:08,642 --> 00:36:11,512
All right.

556
00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,093
"I'll call you back".

557
00:36:29,094 --> 00:36:30,930
Doesn't that mean like 15 minutes
or something?

558
00:36:30,931 --> 00:36:34,031
You say it all the time.
You don't call me back in 15 minutes.

559
00:36:34,032 --> 00:36:36,501
It's been like 12 hours.

560
00:36:36,502 --> 00:36:38,068
And that sucks, doesn't it?

561
00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:40,904
Right, look, you're... you're mad
'cause you can't follow your own advice.

562
00:36:40,905 --> 00:36:43,975
Okay, you can always call a girl.
You can't uncall her.

563
00:36:43,976 --> 00:36:46,343
Come on, man.
I like this girl.

564
00:36:46,344 --> 00:36:47,878
I'm serious.

565
00:36:47,879 --> 00:36:49,846
Yeah.

566
00:36:49,847 --> 00:36:53,016
Why does all my stuff
smell like mothballs?

567
00:36:53,017 --> 00:36:55,219
'Cause I don't want moths.

568
00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:58,283
Well, what's worse,
moths or mothballs?

569
00:36:59,022 --> 00:37:02,017
I don't know. If you don't like it,
you should take your shit.

570
00:37:02,826 --> 00:37:05,161
Tell you man, between
your mothballs and your frogs.

571
00:37:05,162 --> 00:37:07,292
What's wrong with the frogs?

572
00:37:07,863 --> 00:37:09,565
I am Harry the frog here.

573
00:37:09,566 --> 00:37:11,833
I have three frogs.
I have two tree frogs

574
00:37:11,834 --> 00:37:13,436
and a bullfrog.

575
00:37:13,437 --> 00:37:17,039
I don't have moths
because I have mothballs.

576
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,540
- All right. Get the fuck out, okay?
- Come on.

577
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:21,275
You come over here,
you start belittling me.

578
00:37:21,276 --> 00:37:23,611
Just start thinking of a place
to store your shit

579
00:37:23,612 --> 00:37:27,348
- and get the fuck out.
- It was a joke.

580
00:37:27,349 --> 00:37:30,345
I don't care. Get out.

581
00:37:39,261 --> 00:37:40,792
Sorry.

582
00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:43,232
I'm sorry.

583
00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:14,724
- Hello.
- Hey there. It's Heather.

584
00:38:14,725 --> 00:38:16,761
- Hey.
- Hello.

585
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:19,757
Think you might be up
for some dinner tonight?

586
00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:24,169
- Where?
- Um, La Poubelle? 9:00?

587
00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:27,070
- All right.
- All right. Bye now.

588
00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:30,477
Okay. Bye.

589
00:38:37,013 --> 00:38:39,748
Keep this open.

590
00:38:39,749 --> 00:38:42,552
I'm late.
Are you mad?

591
00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:46,891
Will you ever forgive me?

592
00:38:47,656 --> 00:38:49,789
Maybe someday
when I'm old and gray.

593
00:38:50,324 --> 00:38:52,957
Let's get a table.

594
00:39:00,502 --> 00:39:03,103
Take Camp David, for example.
There's no camping.

595
00:39:03,104 --> 00:39:06,039
How much better would it be
if the four dignitaries

596
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,809
could just pitch a tent
and hang out?

597
00:39:07,810 --> 00:39:09,776
We'd have Israel, Palestine...

598
00:39:09,777 --> 00:39:12,546
...talking out their differences
over a campfire roasting marshmallows.

599
00:39:12,547 --> 00:39:15,950
It's just that there's a better way to
lead a superpower into the 21st century.

600
00:39:15,951 --> 00:39:18,019
Hey.

601
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,417
I'm with friends.

602
00:39:20,418 --> 00:39:21,954
She's with the commander in chief.

603
00:39:21,955 --> 00:39:24,791
What are you talking about?

604
00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:28,966
You're a little monkey,
you know that?

605
00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,597
All right.

606
00:39:31,598 --> 00:39:33,797
Okay.

607
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,170
I'm sorry.
I have to go.

608
00:39:38,171 --> 00:39:41,006
What do you mean you have to go?

609
00:39:41,007 --> 00:39:43,307
I gotta go. Rain check?

610
00:39:47,613 --> 00:39:50,182
Hey.

611
00:39:50,183 --> 00:39:51,782
- I'm sorry, I really am.
- What the fuck?

612
00:39:51,783 --> 00:39:54,448
- What happened?
- I gotta go. Nothing.

613
00:39:54,986 --> 00:39:56,987
Where are you going?

614
00:39:56,988 --> 00:40:00,023
- Will you call me?
- No.

615
00:40:00,024 --> 00:40:02,860
- You sure?
- No, I don't think so.

616
00:40:04,595 --> 00:40:07,000
Are you kidding me?

617
00:40:33,755 --> 00:40:35,556
- Who are you fucking?
- Huh?

618
00:40:35,557 --> 00:40:37,324
Who are you fucking?

619
00:40:37,326 --> 00:40:40,424
Nobody.

620
00:40:43,532 --> 00:40:45,698
Liar.

621
00:40:45,699 --> 00:40:48,070
I need you to drive me
to the hospital.

622
00:40:49,704 --> 00:40:52,698
- What for?
- Just get dressed.

623
00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:55,008
Why do you go to the hospital?

624
00:40:55,009 --> 00:40:57,208
Not your business.

625
00:40:57,745 --> 00:40:59,546
It's none of my business.
All right.

626
00:40:59,547 --> 00:41:02,048
Just drop me off.
Pick me up tomorrow.

627
00:41:15,928 --> 00:41:17,530
Oh hey, is Heather here?

628
00:41:17,531 --> 00:41:20,229
No, Heather doesn't
work here anymore.

629
00:41:30,442 --> 00:41:32,879
"Are you alone?"

630
00:41:34,445 --> 00:41:36,644
Yeah.

631
00:41:55,731 --> 00:41:57,866
I love your house.

632
00:41:57,867 --> 00:41:59,968
What are you doing?

633
00:41:59,969 --> 00:42:02,638
Am I interrupting anything?

634
00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:05,203
Yeah. A peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.

635
00:42:07,376 --> 00:42:08,943
What kind of jelly?

636
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:12,315
It was jam actually.
Apricot.

637
00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:15,485
I love that you know
the difference.

638
00:42:21,422 --> 00:42:24,359
Hey, what's your deal?

639
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,958
You're having
a good time with someone

640
00:42:25,959 --> 00:42:27,694
and you just take off,
you split.

641
00:42:27,695 --> 00:42:29,930
- What's that?
- Is that what you think?

642
00:42:29,931 --> 00:42:32,833
What I think is that
you have a boyfriend.

643
00:42:32,834 --> 00:42:34,868
- You're wrong.
- Oh right.

644
00:42:34,869 --> 00:42:37,170
Then what was the big emergency?
Who's "monkey"?

645
00:42:41,608 --> 00:42:44,842
- My little brother.
- Oh. Right.

646
00:42:46,247 --> 00:42:48,246
You know, I just met you.

647
00:42:48,247 --> 00:42:50,515
You really need to know all this?

648
00:42:53,553 --> 00:42:55,552
He has MS.

649
00:42:55,553 --> 00:42:58,122
He's 17 and... incontinent.

650
00:42:58,123 --> 00:43:00,118
You know what that means?

651
00:43:01,893 --> 00:43:04,025
Of course.

652
00:43:35,258 --> 00:43:37,389
Hey.

653
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,668
I smoke sometimes.

654
00:43:45,669 --> 00:43:48,037
Mm.

655
00:43:54,076 --> 00:43:56,778
I'm allergic to cats.

656
00:43:56,779 --> 00:43:59,182
Okay.

657
00:44:03,786 --> 00:44:06,849
I hate my last name.

658
00:44:09,123 --> 00:44:11,493
I really like you.

659
00:44:12,026 --> 00:44:14,464
I don't want to rush this, okay?

660
00:44:18,032 --> 00:44:20,401
Okay.

661
00:44:21,301 --> 00:44:23,739
Will you just hold me?

662
00:44:27,775 --> 00:44:30,213
Yeah.

663
00:45:03,739 --> 00:45:05,574
I gotta move your car.

664
00:45:05,575 --> 00:45:07,910
There's street cleaning.

665
00:45:28,930 --> 00:45:31,802
Heather. Heather.

666
00:45:36,205 --> 00:45:38,338
That's cute.
I made that move up.

667
00:45:38,339 --> 00:45:40,008
Wake up.

668
00:45:40,009 --> 00:45:41,574
Go. Get the fuck out.

669
00:45:41,575 --> 00:45:44,310
Go shake it off.
Go fuck monkey.

670
00:45:45,312 --> 00:45:47,786
What are you talking about?

671
00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:50,984
You're a little monkey,
you know that?

672
00:45:50,985 --> 00:45:52,717
You're a little monkey.

673
00:45:52,718 --> 00:45:55,554
You're a fucking whore.
I asked you if you had a boyfriend

674
00:45:55,555 --> 00:45:57,961
and you said no.

675
00:46:05,131 --> 00:46:07,333
I'm waiting tables
and driving an $80,000 car.

676
00:46:07,334 --> 00:46:09,168
Did you actually
think it was mine?

677
00:46:09,169 --> 00:46:11,401
Get out.

678
00:46:24,117 --> 00:46:26,680
Hey. Hey.

679
00:46:29,489 --> 00:46:32,720
- I missed you.
- You okay?

680
00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:37,594
- Hi.
- Hl.

681
00:46:37,595 --> 00:46:41,196
Let me just tell you a little bit
about vaginal rejuvenation.

682
00:46:41,197 --> 00:46:45,000
What I did was, I took
fat cells from her thighs

683
00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:46,703
and I injected them

684
00:46:46,704 --> 00:46:50,173
into the walls of her vagina
tightening it all up.

685
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:52,909
So that means no penetration

686
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,575
for five days.

687
00:46:54,577 --> 00:46:57,243
But I think you'll find it
well worth the wait.

688
00:46:59,781 --> 00:47:02,083
- See you soon.
- Okay.

689
00:47:54,834 --> 00:47:57,100
Hey.

690
00:47:58,303 --> 00:48:01,105
You all right?

691
00:48:02,472 --> 00:48:04,309
You didn't come home
all night.

692
00:48:04,310 --> 00:48:06,844
You didn't call.
You didn't answer my calls.

693
00:48:06,845 --> 00:48:10,442
You didn't leave me a note.

694
00:48:12,051 --> 00:48:14,852
No, I'm not all right.

695
00:48:15,952 --> 00:48:19,823
- I'm really sorry.
- You're not sorry.

696
00:48:19,824 --> 00:48:21,490
You know what I meant.

697
00:48:21,491 --> 00:48:23,358
No, I don't know
what you meant.

698
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,828
I know what you fucking said.
Why don't you show some regret?

699
00:48:26,829 --> 00:48:28,830
Why don't you show me
that you're sorry?

700
00:48:28,831 --> 00:48:31,434
Fuck it.
This isn't working out.

701
00:48:31,435 --> 00:48:34,170
Where'd you pick that up?
Junior high?

702
00:48:34,836 --> 00:48:37,274
Oh you're gonna go?
You wanna go?

703
00:48:37,841 --> 00:48:41,710
You're gonna go now? You better
take all the fucking shit I bought you.

704
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,312
- Come on.
- Gucci.

705
00:48:44,313 --> 00:48:46,647
400 dollar jeans...

706
00:48:46,648 --> 00:48:48,182
- Stop it.
- And fucking...

707
00:48:48,183 --> 00:48:49,817
Stop it.

708
00:48:49,818 --> 00:48:52,420
- Prada...
- Stop it!

709
00:48:52,421 --> 00:48:54,256
I don't want it.

710
00:48:54,257 --> 00:48:56,358
You don't want it?

711
00:48:56,359 --> 00:48:58,691
Let me tell you something.

712
00:48:58,692 --> 00:49:00,794
You are getting older.

713
00:49:00,795 --> 00:49:02,462
You're losing your looks.

714
00:49:02,463 --> 00:49:04,096
And your only charming
'cause you're cute.

715
00:49:04,097 --> 00:49:06,734
You're not really charming.
You're not funny.

716
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:09,936
And you're not smart,
I hope you understand that.

717
00:49:09,937 --> 00:49:12,705
You're nothing but six inches
and a pretty face

718
00:49:12,706 --> 00:49:16,008
and you're gonna have to suffer
just like everybody else.

719
00:49:16,877 --> 00:49:20,110
- It's seven.
- It's not seven.

720
00:49:35,794 --> 00:49:38,266
It's okay.

721
00:49:41,298 --> 00:49:43,568
You'll be okay.

722
00:49:44,135 --> 00:49:46,573
You're gonna be okay.

723
00:49:51,941 --> 00:49:54,376
You hungry?

724
00:49:54,377 --> 00:49:56,782
Want me to make you an omelet?

725
00:50:26,808 --> 00:50:29,110
Where are you gonna go?

726
00:50:30,345 --> 00:50:32,875
I don't know.

727
00:50:35,484 --> 00:50:38,752
How long do you think it'll be before
you come crawling back here?

728
00:50:38,753 --> 00:50:41,420
I don't know.

729
00:50:48,327 --> 00:50:50,494
S... Samantha!

730
00:50:51,062 --> 00:50:54,436
- Say goodbye to the little cunts.
- Fuck!

731
00:51:32,402 --> 00:51:35,206
If you like me so much,
tell me what you like about me.

732
00:51:36,106 --> 00:51:39,107
I like that you're smart...

733
00:51:39,108 --> 00:51:41,177
and you're interesting...

734
00:51:41,178 --> 00:51:43,445
and you don't take shit
from people...

735
00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:46,882
and I like who I am
when I'm with you.

736
00:51:46,883 --> 00:51:48,885
See?

737
00:51:48,886 --> 00:51:51,219
It's not even about me.
You don't give a shit about me.

738
00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:53,987
- Well, that's not true.
- Yeah?

739
00:51:53,988 --> 00:51:56,428
Then why don't you
ask me any questions?

740
00:51:57,025 --> 00:51:58,793
Ask you any quest...
what do you mean?

741
00:51:58,794 --> 00:52:01,062
- That's a question right there.
- No, I mean like

742
00:52:01,063 --> 00:52:02,864
"Hey, Em, how's your band?"

743
00:52:02,865 --> 00:52:05,533
"How's your sick mom, Emily?"

744
00:52:05,534 --> 00:52:07,401
Well, I'm not a question asker.

745
00:52:07,402 --> 00:52:09,703
- You know what it's like?
- You're gonna say I'm not...

746
00:52:09,704 --> 00:52:12,572
It's just like I can't tell if you're...
I don't know if it's me,

747
00:52:12,573 --> 00:52:15,741
or if... or if you're just afraid.

748
00:52:16,678 --> 00:52:18,277
Afraid? I'm afraid of what?

749
00:52:18,278 --> 00:52:19,846
Intimacy.

750
00:52:19,847 --> 00:52:21,749
- And you're not.
- No, I'm not.

751
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:24,417
Oh come... all right, that's why
you're with someone right now?

752
00:52:27,253 --> 00:52:31,488
Don't you ever think that maybe you
just haven't met the right person yet?

753
00:52:32,225 --> 00:52:34,960
You know, I feel like
when I meet that person,

754
00:52:34,961 --> 00:52:36,929
that I'll ask the right questions.

755
00:52:36,930 --> 00:52:39,664
This is a waste of time.
You can't stay here.

756
00:52:39,665 --> 00:52:41,467
You... you tell me
that I'm afraid.

757
00:52:41,468 --> 00:52:43,836
And then the minute I get real,
you're gonna kick me out.

758
00:52:43,837 --> 00:52:45,938
- You want me to get real with you?
- Yeah.

759
00:52:45,939 --> 00:52:48,907
Okay, I have always been
attracted to you, okay?

760
00:52:48,908 --> 00:52:51,409
But that is it.

761
00:52:51,410 --> 00:52:54,974
'Cause I don't find you
remotely interesting.

762
00:52:55,513 --> 00:52:58,516
- You don't mean that.
- Yeah, I do. I think you're vacuous.

763
00:52:58,517 --> 00:53:01,819
And you fuck women for stuff?

764
00:53:03,956 --> 00:53:06,087
You're a whore.

765
00:53:09,426 --> 00:53:11,261
Is everything okay?

766
00:53:11,262 --> 00:53:13,734
Yeah, it's fine.

767
00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:27,576
Harry. Hey, where are you?

768
00:53:28,778 --> 00:53:30,345
Where?

769
00:53:30,346 --> 00:53:32,114
- Nikki?
- Yeah yeah.

770
00:53:32,115 --> 00:53:34,515
I'm Sean. I'm Harry's buddy
from high school.

771
00:53:39,121 --> 00:53:41,289
Very very nice.
That girl's hot.

772
00:53:41,290 --> 00:53:42,856
How are you?
I love you.

773
00:53:42,857 --> 00:53:44,954
You're fucking hot.

774
00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:51,765
Harry, yo, I gotta talk to you.

775
00:53:51,766 --> 00:53:54,034
Harry.

776
00:53:55,003 --> 00:53:57,531
Oh my goodness. Hi.

777
00:53:59,007 --> 00:54:02,142
You are fucking gorgeous.
Let's do this right now.

778
00:54:02,143 --> 00:54:04,376
Let's just start.

779
00:54:06,681 --> 00:54:10,182
Hey, hi, how are you?
Hi, nice to meet you.

780
00:54:10,183 --> 00:54:12,317
Can I just...
can you lean back for a second?

781
00:54:12,318 --> 00:54:13,886
All right? Wow?

782
00:54:13,887 --> 00:54:15,821
- Will you rub your box for me?
- All right.

783
00:54:15,822 --> 00:54:17,823
- That's not...
- Rub your box for me, come on.

784
00:54:17,824 --> 00:54:19,356
Rub your box for Daddy.
Fucking love it.

785
00:54:19,357 --> 00:54:21,359
- Dude, what the fuck?
- Come on, come on. Rub your box.

786
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,929
Yo, come on, man.

787
00:54:23,930 --> 00:54:25,497
- No, they like that.
- No, that's not cool.

788
00:54:25,498 --> 00:54:27,364
- That's not cool.
- Will you rub your box for me?

789
00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:29,366
Just like rub your box for me
like you were in the shower.

790
00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:31,403
- Don't talk to her like that.
- No, they like that.

791
00:54:31,404 --> 00:54:33,637
Did you wash your ass, actually?
Can I smell?

792
00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:35,439
- What the fuck, man?
- That would be great.

793
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,641
You little fucking whore!

794
00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:39,678
- Okay. What the...
- Hey hey hey!

795
00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:42,240
Hey, what are you doing, man?

796
00:54:44,516 --> 00:54:46,215
It's a fucking strip club, man.

797
00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:47,784
Come on, man.

798
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:50,421
That girl's straight off the bus
from like Kansas or whatever.

799
00:54:50,422 --> 00:54:52,522
You don't talk to her like that.

800
00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:54,056
She's a human being, man.

801
00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:57,159
Are you kidding me?
You objectify women more than anyone.

802
00:54:57,162 --> 00:54:58,960
What if that girl
was your sister, man?

803
00:54:58,961 --> 00:55:01,397
Dude, I wouldn't let you within
10 miles of my sister, all right?

804
00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:03,298
And you wouldn't even go after her
'cause she doesn't have the right car

805
00:55:03,299 --> 00:55:06,102
or the right house, right?

806
00:55:06,835 --> 00:55:09,707
Well, you should've told me that
before I fucked her.

807
00:55:11,074 --> 00:55:13,409
Smelled like Teen Spirit, man.

808
00:55:13,410 --> 00:55:15,542
Fuck you.

809
00:55:15,543 --> 00:55:18,039
Get the fuck out of my face.

810
00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:24,918
Here comes your boyfriend.

811
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,428
- Think I can slip in?
- Sorry, bro, not tonight, man.

812
00:55:34,429 --> 00:55:36,990
- No, you're kidding me, right?
- Not my call.

813
00:55:39,432 --> 00:55:41,567
Come on.
I'm sorry.

814
00:55:41,568 --> 00:55:44,736
- You're joking, right?
- It's not us tonight. It's a buyout.

815
00:56:03,189 --> 00:56:04,756
Come on, man.
I said I was sorry.

816
00:56:04,758 --> 00:56:06,824
You're always sorry.
Just take your shit.

817
00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:09,026
I got nowhere to go, man.

818
00:56:09,027 --> 00:56:12,433
I'm sure you're gonna figure it out.

819
00:56:22,473 --> 00:56:25,442
¶ Baby girl, hold on... ¶

820
00:56:25,443 --> 00:56:27,177
Unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.

821
00:56:27,178 --> 00:56:29,080
You guys have...
what... what about the sweater?

822
00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:31,947
- What'll you give me for the sweater?
- Nine bucks.

823
00:56:31,948 --> 00:56:34,351
Nine bucks?!
No, that's rob... fine.

824
00:56:34,352 --> 00:56:36,017
You know what?
Take it. Take it.

825
00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:38,788
¶ You give it u-u-u-up ¶

826
00:56:38,789 --> 00:56:41,488
¶ Baby girl, hold on ¶

827
00:56:42,491 --> 00:56:45,326
¶ I won't let go-o-o-o ¶

828
00:56:45,327 --> 00:56:48,392
¶ I won't let go... ¶

829
00:56:49,533 --> 00:56:52,735
I'm good. Yeah, things are good.
Real good.

830
00:56:52,736 --> 00:56:54,902
You've been out there for a long time.

831
00:56:54,903 --> 00:56:57,504
Are you working?

832
00:56:57,505 --> 00:56:59,441
Yeah.

833
00:56:59,442 --> 00:57:01,076
I'm up for a couple jobs.

834
00:57:01,077 --> 00:57:03,343
They're, um...

835
00:57:03,344 --> 00:57:06,145
they're big campaigns actually,
so if I get one

836
00:57:06,146 --> 00:57:08,516
it could be real good.

837
00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:12,017
Hello?

838
00:57:14,122 --> 00:57:16,788
Mom?

839
00:57:16,789 --> 00:57:19,691
¶ Hold on, it's just
you and me... ¶

840
00:57:19,692 --> 00:57:21,360
¶ Hold on ¶

841
00:57:21,361 --> 00:57:24,296
¶ We can make this
Hollywood Hollywood ¶

842
00:57:24,298 --> 00:57:27,431
¶ You can be a big star,
big star... ¶

843
00:57:27,432 --> 00:57:30,167
Hi, you've reached Terry.

844
00:57:30,169 --> 00:57:32,338
- Leave a message. I'll call you back.
- Mom?

845
00:57:32,339 --> 00:57:34,506
¶ Big star, big star... ¶

846
00:57:34,507 --> 00:57:37,376
- Hello?
- ¶ Hollywood Hollywood... ¶

847
00:57:37,377 --> 00:57:39,143
Pick up, Mom.

848
00:57:39,144 --> 00:57:40,846
¶ Big star, big star ¶

849
00:57:40,847 --> 00:57:44,149
¶ We can make this
Hollywood Hollywood. ¶

850
00:58:01,698 --> 00:58:03,533
When I first came here,

851
00:58:03,534 --> 00:58:06,670
I thought every day was
gonna be a Van Halen video...

852
00:58:06,671 --> 00:58:08,304
hot chicks wearing bikinis

853
00:58:08,305 --> 00:58:10,173
riding around on roller skates

854
00:58:10,174 --> 00:58:12,372
drinking cocktails by the pool.

855
00:58:13,610 --> 00:58:15,244
Damn you, Van Halen.

856
00:58:35,597 --> 00:58:38,566
¶ All the fallen leaves will find
their branches again ¶

857
00:58:38,567 --> 00:58:41,969
¶ Raindrops from the heavens,
I'll eventually swim ¶

858
00:58:41,970 --> 00:58:45,304
¶ A river, an ocean,
a wave in my heart ¶

859
00:58:45,305 --> 00:58:50,008
¶ We got your money,
now we'll make a new start ¶

860
00:58:55,548 --> 00:58:59,184
¶ All the fallen leaves
will find their branches again ¶

861
00:58:59,185 --> 00:59:02,422
¶ Raindrops in the heavens
I'll eventually swim ¶

862
00:59:02,423 --> 00:59:06,059
¶ River, an ocean,
a wave in my heart ¶

863
00:59:06,060 --> 00:59:09,589
¶ We got your money,
now we'll make a new start ¶

864
00:59:16,902 --> 00:59:20,104
¶ In another week promise ¶

865
00:59:20,105 --> 00:59:23,407
¶ In another year, I promise ¶

866
00:59:23,944 --> 00:59:27,576
¶ Put your right hand
on my heart ¶

867
00:59:32,617 --> 00:59:36,852
¶ Heart... ¶

868
00:59:41,959 --> 00:59:45,125
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Swimming.

869
00:59:46,998 --> 00:59:48,631
Look,

870
00:59:48,632 --> 00:59:51,533
I'm sorry about what happened,
but this is not fucking cool.

871
00:59:51,535 --> 00:59:54,070
What happened?

872
00:59:54,071 --> 00:59:57,039
I called you an asshole.
I kicked you out.

873
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,606
I called you a whore.

874
00:59:58,607 --> 01:00:00,142
I'm sorry.

875
01:00:00,143 --> 01:00:01,977
That's strange.

876
01:00:01,978 --> 01:00:05,113
'Cause it seems like you and I
are maybe playing the same cards.

877
01:00:05,114 --> 01:00:06,914
- Yeah.
- Last time I checked, you were living

878
01:00:06,916 --> 01:00:09,817
in a $5 million house. Now you're
turning tricks for a sandwich.

879
01:00:09,818 --> 01:00:12,986
- I'm not turning anything.
- Tell me something, though...

880
01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:15,155
out of everybody here, why her?

881
01:00:15,156 --> 01:00:18,560
I don't think you understand
my situation, okay?

882
01:00:18,561 --> 01:00:22,263
I'm about to get evicted
from the Sahara Motor Inn.

883
01:00:22,264 --> 01:00:24,297
I'm selling my near-mint
sweaters for nine bucks.

884
01:00:24,298 --> 01:00:27,167
And the club sandwich is gonna be
the first thing I've had to eat all day.

885
01:00:27,168 --> 01:00:30,004
I don't really have time
to be picky.

886
01:00:32,305 --> 01:00:34,675
Going up to my suite.

887
01:00:34,676 --> 01:00:36,840
Are you coming?

888
01:00:38,945 --> 01:00:42,476
He'd like to know if your AmEx
is silver or black?

889
01:00:44,852 --> 01:00:48,720
I'll buy him a sandwich...
you ratty bitch.

890
01:00:55,996 --> 01:00:59,597
- This is us?
- Is that okay?

891
01:00:59,598 --> 01:01:02,332
What? Are you scamming
a schoolteacher now?

892
01:01:03,068 --> 01:01:05,939
Used car salesman.

893
01:01:09,073 --> 01:01:11,342
I hate the furniture.
Don't look at it.

894
01:01:13,877 --> 01:01:17,214
My roommate's a total pothead.
She never comes out of her room.

895
01:01:20,216 --> 01:01:23,814
So what happened to Mercedes?

896
01:01:26,524 --> 01:01:29,293
I told her it wasn't working out.

897
01:01:30,027 --> 01:01:32,995
- What about the Porsche?
- Turned into an asshole.

898
01:01:32,996 --> 01:01:35,765
I got back at him though.

899
01:01:35,766 --> 01:01:38,737
I sold his cigars on eBay.

900
01:01:44,874 --> 01:01:47,442
Dougie.

901
01:01:47,443 --> 01:01:49,109
I don't know.

902
01:01:49,110 --> 01:01:51,515
Where you been looking?

903
01:01:52,582 --> 01:01:56,213
Actually, I was on my way to do
some grocery shopping.

904
01:01:57,919 --> 01:02:00,487
Bristol Farms on Doheny.

905
01:02:00,488 --> 01:02:02,924
You said you wanted to see me.

906
01:02:02,925 --> 01:02:05,090
Great.

907
01:02:05,091 --> 01:02:07,428
When are you picking me up?

908
01:02:08,595 --> 01:02:10,197
Perfect.

909
01:02:10,198 --> 01:02:12,761
See you then, baby.
Ciao.

910
01:02:14,135 --> 01:02:16,435
What do you want for dinner?

911
01:02:29,715 --> 01:02:31,846
Cheers to that.

912
01:02:38,790 --> 01:02:42,263
This wine would be better after 2012.

913
01:02:42,794 --> 01:02:44,895
Maybe we should wait.

914
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,966
We're not in. Leave a message.

915
01:02:50,501 --> 01:02:52,835
Hey, it's me.
You know Douglas Dukes,

916
01:02:52,836 --> 01:02:56,507
that video game billionaire? I guess
he just broke up with what's-her-name.

917
01:02:56,508 --> 01:02:58,442
And he and his boys
are going to Les Trois tonight.

918
01:02:58,443 --> 01:03:00,642
I can't go,
but I put you on the list.

919
01:03:00,643 --> 01:03:03,581
Have fun.

920
01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:16,925
You gonna keep stepping
on my dress like that?

921
01:03:16,926 --> 01:03:19,294
All night long I'm stepping
on your dress like that.

922
01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:21,663
Two shots of tequila, please.

923
01:03:22,464 --> 01:03:24,132
- Got him.
- Where?

924
01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:26,467
12:00.

925
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:29,404
Next to the girl in the yellow.

926
01:03:29,405 --> 01:03:31,605
Not bad.

927
01:03:32,307 --> 01:03:34,476
- Hmm.
- Can I have a gin and tonic?

928
01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:36,676
- What are we drinking to?
- Trouble.

929
01:03:42,818 --> 01:03:44,482
- Laugh.
- What?

930
01:03:44,485 --> 01:03:46,853
I just said something funny.
Laugh.

931
01:03:52,493 --> 01:03:54,892
Well done.

932
01:03:54,893 --> 01:03:57,298
- I try.
- Any more moves?

933
01:03:58,832 --> 01:04:02,464
- Can you dance?
- Can I dance?

934
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:26,155
¶ Why aren't you
coming anymore? ¶

935
01:04:28,091 --> 01:04:31,826
¶ Why aren't you
coming anymore? ¶

936
01:04:58,587 --> 01:05:02,754
They say you gotta kiss
a lot of frogs to find your prince.

937
01:05:03,659 --> 01:05:06,427
But in this town,
everyone thinks they're royalty.

938
01:05:06,428 --> 01:05:08,797
And the frogs
don't stand a chance.

939
01:05:14,169 --> 01:05:17,604
~ I want 150/0.
- You're out of your mind.

940
01:05:17,605 --> 01:05:19,805
Fine, 12.

941
01:05:19,807 --> 01:05:21,976
Four and that's my final offer.

942
01:05:21,977 --> 01:05:25,078
What are you, my pimp?

943
01:05:25,079 --> 01:05:27,915
Look, I...

944
01:05:33,453 --> 01:05:36,322
Oh man.
All I need's a blanket.

945
01:05:36,323 --> 01:05:38,988
I don't need all those
sheets and everything.

946
01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:41,594
I don't want you getting
your funk all over.

947
01:05:41,595 --> 01:05:44,463
My funk.

948
01:05:44,464 --> 01:05:47,061
Yeah, you can't wash a couch.

949
01:05:47,599 --> 01:05:51,163
- Night.
- Hey, thank you.

950
01:05:52,438 --> 01:05:54,005
I'd let you sleep in my bed,

951
01:05:54,007 --> 01:05:58,069
but, um, I wouldn't
want you to get confused.

952
01:05:59,244 --> 01:06:01,578
Good night.

953
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:42,550
The, uh, couch is...

954
01:06:42,551 --> 01:06:44,720
the couch is a little short.

955
01:06:44,721 --> 01:06:46,988
So, I'm... I'm just gonna...

956
01:06:46,989 --> 01:06:50,825
just gonna lie
down here like this.

957
01:06:50,826 --> 01:06:52,825
I'm on the side, away from you.

958
01:06:52,826 --> 01:06:54,694
You won't even know I'm here.

959
01:06:54,695 --> 01:06:57,765
- Okay, I'll take the couch.
- No. No no no.

960
01:06:57,766 --> 01:07:00,168
No, wait. Wait.

961
01:07:01,670 --> 01:07:04,505
- What?
- What are you afraid of?

962
01:07:05,072 --> 01:07:07,207
You really think I'm gonna
make a pass at you?

963
01:07:07,208 --> 01:07:10,676
- You're in my bed.
- And?

964
01:07:10,677 --> 01:07:13,946
You don't... you don't think you can
keep your hands off me, huh?

965
01:07:13,948 --> 01:07:16,615
Please!

966
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:20,181
We're adults. I think
we can control ourselves.

967
01:07:22,421 --> 01:07:24,588
Whatever.

968
01:07:41,138 --> 01:07:43,408
Sorry.

969
01:07:43,409 --> 01:07:45,609
For what?

970
01:07:45,610 --> 01:07:48,546
What? I nudged you, didn't I?

971
01:07:49,279 --> 01:07:51,375
I didn't feel anything.

972
01:07:52,115 --> 01:07:54,784
Well, I... I... I brushed up

973
01:07:54,785 --> 01:07:57,450
against your foot like that.

974
01:07:58,989 --> 01:08:01,256
I felt that.

975
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,434
Do you feel that?

976
01:08:16,271 --> 01:08:18,573
That tickles.

977
01:08:22,944 --> 01:08:25,746
Like good tickles or bad tickles?

978
01:08:27,683 --> 01:08:29,779
Just tickles.

979
01:08:33,088 --> 01:08:34,787
I can tell you're smiling

980
01:08:34,788 --> 01:08:37,090
and I can't even see your face.

981
01:08:37,892 --> 01:08:40,728
How many times
have you used that line?

982
01:08:41,763 --> 01:08:43,893
Oh, I don't know.

983
01:08:44,865 --> 01:08:48,099
But I'm not just saying it
to get your pants off.

984
01:08:52,239 --> 01:08:54,369
My pants are already off.

985
01:08:56,809 --> 01:08:59,143
Oh.

986
01:09:04,451 --> 01:09:06,785
What are we doing?

987
01:09:09,121 --> 01:09:11,652
Why do we have to be doing anything?

988
01:09:13,359 --> 01:09:15,659
This is not a good idea.

989
01:09:19,331 --> 01:09:23,635
If I don't kiss your right now,
my face is gonna fall off.

990
01:09:28,505 --> 01:09:30,240
- All right.
- There.

991
01:09:30,241 --> 01:09:33,010
Oh, I need more than that.

992
01:09:34,945 --> 01:09:37,313
For what?

993
01:09:37,314 --> 01:09:39,013
See if I like it.

994
01:09:39,014 --> 01:09:41,783
If you like it?

995
01:09:41,784 --> 01:09:44,018
Yeah.

996
01:09:52,829 --> 01:09:54,796
Like it?

997
01:09:54,797 --> 01:09:58,232
I didn't like that at all.

998
01:09:58,233 --> 01:10:01,397
- Really?
- Yeah.

999
01:10:19,853 --> 01:10:22,255
So none of that was true?

1000
01:10:22,256 --> 01:10:23,856
I don't have a brother.

1001
01:10:23,857 --> 01:10:25,758
Well, I knew that.

1002
01:10:25,759 --> 01:10:27,855
But I'm from Canada.

1003
01:10:28,929 --> 01:10:31,024
I'm sorry about that.

1004
01:10:32,265 --> 01:10:35,567
So when'd you decide to stop
playing Mata Hari with me?

1005
01:10:35,568 --> 01:10:38,470
What makes you
so sure I stopped?

1006
01:10:38,471 --> 01:10:40,238
You're two drinks in

1007
01:10:40,239 --> 01:10:42,807
and you're already bragging
about all your lies.

1008
01:10:42,808 --> 01:10:44,609
I could drink you
under the table.

1009
01:10:44,610 --> 01:10:46,443
- Oh come on.
- Oh my God...

1010
01:10:46,444 --> 01:10:47,980
- Nikki, hi.
- Hey.

1011
01:10:47,981 --> 01:10:50,448
- How are you? Hi.
- Hey.

1012
01:10:50,449 --> 01:10:52,549
Hey, remember me?

1013
01:10:52,550 --> 01:10:54,851
Yeah, of course.

1014
01:10:55,387 --> 01:10:59,019
- What's my name?
- Your name.

1015
01:10:59,724 --> 01:11:01,992
My name.

1016
01:11:01,993 --> 01:11:04,863
I'm blanking out.
Um, I'm blanking.

1017
01:11:06,231 --> 01:11:08,463
You don't remember.

1018
01:11:12,603 --> 01:11:14,939
That was fucked up.

1019
01:11:15,471 --> 01:11:17,975
- Sorry.
- Don't be sorry.

1020
01:11:17,976 --> 01:11:20,275
She's a jerk.

1021
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,715
Chew this into your food.

1022
01:11:28,085 --> 01:11:30,077
- Mm?
- Yeah.

1023
01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:34,522
- Oh... ah!
- Oh my God. Waiter!

1024
01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:38,995
- How can I assist?
- I don't want to cause a scene,

1025
01:11:38,996 --> 01:11:42,228
but there's garbage in the food.
We're leaving now.

1026
01:11:43,565 --> 01:11:45,365
- Wow.
- I'm sorry, sir.

1027
01:11:45,366 --> 01:11:47,772
- Come on.
- Yeah, I'm coming, honey.

1028
01:12:13,959 --> 01:12:15,860
How long do you think
it takes for it to set?

1029
01:12:15,861 --> 01:12:19,698
- I don't know, like 20 seconds?
- See the dolphin?

1030
01:12:19,699 --> 01:12:22,333
You see the dolphins?
There's freaking dolphins out there.

1031
01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:23,901
- Oh!
- See it?

1032
01:12:23,903 --> 01:12:26,134
- Yeah.
- There's freaking dolphins.

1033
01:12:27,806 --> 01:12:30,308
¶ When I'm lost ¶

1034
01:12:30,309 --> 01:12:33,008
¶ You bring me back ¶

1035
01:12:33,545 --> 01:12:36,211
¶ When I don't know ¶

1036
01:12:36,212 --> 01:12:38,241
¶ Where to go ¶

1037
01:12:39,084 --> 01:12:41,218
¶ And it feels ¶

1038
01:12:41,219 --> 01:12:43,781
¶ Like I'm alone ¶

1039
01:12:44,989 --> 01:12:47,222
¶ When I Hang ¶

1040
01:12:47,223 --> 01:12:48,758
- ¶ My head down low... ¶
- Bye, baby.

1041
01:12:48,759 --> 01:12:50,292
Bye.

1042
01:12:50,293 --> 01:12:51,827
- ¶ I think of you... ¶
- Where are you going?

1043
01:12:51,828 --> 01:12:54,459
Out. I'll be back in a bit.

1044
01:12:56,766 --> 01:12:59,100
¶ Each night ¶

1045
01:12:59,101 --> 01:13:02,171
¶ You wait ¶

1046
01:13:02,172 --> 01:13:06,544
¶ Outside my door ¶

1047
01:13:07,143 --> 01:13:10,011
¶ 'Cause you want to know ¶

1048
01:13:10,012 --> 01:13:12,782
¶ Oh, whoa... ¶

1049
01:13:12,783 --> 01:13:15,253
¶ I think of you ¶

1050
01:13:35,602 --> 01:13:40,372
¶ When I fall into a snare ¶

1051
01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:46,009
¶ And it's all too much to bear ¶

1052
01:13:46,946 --> 01:13:51,684
¶ When I think nobody cares ¶

1053
01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:54,724
¶ I think of you. ¶

1054
01:13:58,458 --> 01:14:00,519
Hey.

1055
01:14:01,494 --> 01:14:03,796
Hey.

1056
01:14:06,565 --> 01:14:09,165
You all right?

1057
01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:11,606
Hey.

1058
01:14:12,170 --> 01:14:13,904
What happened?

1059
01:14:13,905 --> 01:14:16,205
I just kinda broke up
with someone.

1060
01:14:20,545 --> 01:14:23,041
You gotta fucking
be kidding me.

1061
01:14:24,549 --> 01:14:26,951
He's my fiance.

1062
01:14:28,952 --> 01:14:31,117
Why didn't you tell me?

1063
01:14:31,622 --> 01:14:33,788
I'm telling you now.

1064
01:14:38,527 --> 01:14:41,000
When's the last time
you talked to him?

1065
01:14:41,864 --> 01:14:44,336
Yesterday.

1066
01:14:46,703 --> 01:14:49,139
When's the last time
you saw him?

1067
01:14:50,173 --> 01:14:51,738
- Don't do this.
- Don't do what?

1068
01:14:51,739 --> 01:14:53,708
What am I doing?

1069
01:14:53,709 --> 01:14:55,712
Like it's a big surprise.

1070
01:14:55,713 --> 01:14:57,310
He's rich.

1071
01:14:57,311 --> 01:15:00,114
- His family owns the Rangers.
- Which one,

1072
01:15:00,115 --> 01:15:02,048
Texas or New York?

1073
01:15:02,049 --> 01:15:03,617
New York.

1074
01:15:03,618 --> 01:15:05,618
Well, fuck, what'd you
break up with him for?

1075
01:15:05,619 --> 01:15:07,787
He sounds like a fucking catch.

1076
01:15:07,788 --> 01:15:09,757
- You know why.
- No, I don't.

1077
01:15:09,759 --> 01:15:11,423
Honestly, I don't
know what to think.

1078
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:13,658
Because I love you.

1079
01:15:16,530 --> 01:15:19,002
Happy? I said it.

1080
01:15:20,201 --> 01:15:23,468
- Do you love him?
- No.

1081
01:15:25,905 --> 01:15:28,172
Well...

1082
01:15:28,742 --> 01:15:31,147
I don't think I was
faking it all the time.

1083
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:39,146
Are you faking it with me?

1084
01:15:40,586 --> 01:15:42,955
Why would I fake it?

1085
01:15:43,957 --> 01:15:46,690
You don't have a dime
or a job or a fucking plan.

1086
01:15:46,692 --> 01:15:49,357
What would I fake for?

1087
01:15:58,536 --> 01:16:00,203
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.

1088
01:16:00,204 --> 01:16:02,506
I don't have a fucking plan.

1089
01:16:44,412 --> 01:16:47,780
¶ Punk's dead ¶

1090
01:16:47,781 --> 01:16:51,311
¶ The world's grey ¶

1091
01:16:52,186 --> 01:16:56,022
¶ The sun rules ¶

1092
01:16:56,023 --> 01:16:59,359
¶ it sucks life out ¶

1093
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:03,195
¶ Of each day ¶

1094
01:17:04,163 --> 01:17:06,597
¶ I hate love... ¶

1095
01:17:06,598 --> 01:17:08,133
Heather?

1096
01:17:08,134 --> 01:17:11,504
¶ It's soap stars ¶

1097
01:17:11,505 --> 01:17:13,637
- ¶ And fake pink... ¶
- "Nikki, I'm going

1098
01:17:13,638 --> 01:17:15,307
to New York to try
to sort this out.

1099
01:17:15,308 --> 01:17:18,440
Don't burn down the house.
Big hug. Heather".

1100
01:17:19,344 --> 01:17:21,178
Just come back.
You... don't leave.

1101
01:17:21,179 --> 01:17:23,048
I know you're not gone yet.
You can't be gone yet.

1102
01:17:23,049 --> 01:17:24,814
You couldn't have
gotten a flight that fast.

1103
01:17:24,815 --> 01:17:27,951
Just... fuck. Just call me back
and come back.

1104
01:17:27,952 --> 01:17:31,856
¶ Plastic matrix ¶

1105
01:17:31,857 --> 01:17:36,258
¶ Of cartoon ¶

1106
01:17:36,259 --> 01:17:39,461
¶ People ¶

1107
01:17:40,332 --> 01:17:43,699
¶ Who talk loud ¶

1108
01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:47,503
¶ And don't say anything ¶

1109
01:17:47,504 --> 01:17:50,737
¶ But let her go. ¶

1110
01:17:55,044 --> 01:17:58,210
Okay, this is hard to believe
it's not real meat.

1111
01:17:59,616 --> 01:18:02,783
- Do... do you mind if I...
- Oh, please.

1112
01:18:02,784 --> 01:18:04,853
Look who it is.

1113
01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:07,156
- Mr. Monday night!
- Hey.

1114
01:18:07,157 --> 01:18:10,184
Hey. What are you doing?

1115
01:18:10,926 --> 01:18:14,525
You want to watch the game?

1116
01:18:15,998 --> 01:18:18,332
- All that beer for you?
- No.

1117
01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:20,367
Uh... this one's for me

1118
01:18:20,368 --> 01:18:22,637
and then I got another one.

1119
01:18:22,638 --> 01:18:24,870
- Oh, here we go.
- Oopsie.

1120
01:18:26,474 --> 01:18:28,878
Do you, um...

1121
01:18:30,412 --> 01:18:32,543
what do you say
I drive you home?

1122
01:18:32,544 --> 01:18:35,109
- Okay.
- Okay.

1123
01:18:36,583 --> 01:18:39,251
Don't get sick in the car.
Here, I'll pull over.

1124
01:18:39,252 --> 01:18:41,788
I'm pulling over.
Just... all right.

1125
01:18:41,789 --> 01:18:45,025
Open your door.
Open your door, don't...

1126
01:18:46,859 --> 01:18:48,922
Are you all right?

1127
01:18:49,896 --> 01:18:52,528
Do you want me to...

1128
01:19:02,609 --> 01:19:04,607
Are you mad?

1129
01:19:04,608 --> 01:19:08,111
No, I was worried.
I called you like 17,000 times.

1130
01:19:08,112 --> 01:19:10,550
It's been hard to get away.

1131
01:19:11,749 --> 01:19:13,316
Are you with him now?

1132
01:19:13,317 --> 01:19:15,186
No, I'm not with him.

1133
01:19:15,187 --> 01:19:18,386
Baby, I'm sorry.
I'm... I... look, I'm sorry

1134
01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:21,293
I was such a dick.
I just... come home.

1135
01:19:22,261 --> 01:19:24,560
Do you know what it's like
sleeping in your bed without you?

1136
01:19:24,562 --> 01:19:26,328
No. What's it like?

1137
01:19:26,329 --> 01:19:28,263
It's miserable.
I can... I can smell you,

1138
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,933
but I can't touch you.

1139
01:19:29,934 --> 01:19:33,102
- When are you coming home?
- Nikki...

1140
01:19:33,103 --> 01:19:35,471
Why can't you just leave now?

1141
01:19:35,472 --> 01:19:37,839
- It's complicated.
- Baby, I don't...

1142
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:39,940
I... I'm here. You're there
with this guy and I...

1143
01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:42,644
Who do you think's
been paying the bills?

1144
01:19:42,645 --> 01:19:45,048
Who do you think bought the bed
we're sleeping in?

1145
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:48,351
- Baby, look, that's over. It's done.
- Hey!

1146
01:19:48,352 --> 01:19:51,652
We're not gonna do that anymore.
I'm gonna... we'll get a place.

1147
01:19:51,653 --> 01:19:53,955
I'll... I'll...

1148
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:56,924
deliver pizzas or rob banks...
I'll become a cop or something.

1149
01:19:56,925 --> 01:19:58,693
Hey!

1150
01:19:58,694 --> 01:20:02,130
- I love you.
- I love you, baby.

1151
01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:04,932
- Let me in the car!
- Who's that?

1152
01:20:07,001 --> 01:20:09,168
- It's a girl.
- Why didn't you tell me

1153
01:20:09,169 --> 01:20:10,869
you were with someone?
Who's the girl?

1154
01:20:10,870 --> 01:20:14,174
It's... she's just a friend.
I was... she was drunk

1155
01:20:14,175 --> 01:20:16,709
and I didn't want her
to drive and so I...

1156
01:20:16,710 --> 01:20:19,212
I told her that
I would take her home.

1157
01:20:19,213 --> 01:20:21,747
What kind of car does she have?

1158
01:20:21,748 --> 01:20:23,849
This isn't funny anymore!

1159
01:20:23,850 --> 01:20:26,485
It's a Mercedes,
but it's not what... baby...

1160
01:20:26,486 --> 01:20:28,321
I've gotta go.

1161
01:20:28,322 --> 01:20:30,621
No, baby, don't... don't...

1162
01:20:32,393 --> 01:20:34,759
I was on the phone
with my girlfriend.

1163
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:36,788
You're an asshole.

1164
01:21:14,799 --> 01:21:16,599
Who is it?

1165
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,936
Uh, it's Nikki.
I'm a friend of Heather's.

1166
01:21:23,539 --> 01:21:26,541
- Hey.
- Hi. Is something wrong?

1167
01:21:26,542 --> 01:21:30,412
- Do you know where Heather is?
- Who are you?

1168
01:21:32,246 --> 01:21:33,847
I'm kind of your roommate.

1169
01:21:36,918 --> 01:21:38,618
What is that?

1170
01:21:38,619 --> 01:21:41,187
Sounds like music.

1171
01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:43,722
Where's Heather?

1172
01:21:43,723 --> 01:21:45,925
That's what I'm
trying to figure out.

1173
01:21:45,927 --> 01:21:48,828
- What is your name?
- Nikki.

1174
01:21:48,829 --> 01:21:51,329
- I'm Eva.
- Hey.

1175
01:21:51,330 --> 01:21:53,861
Sure means certain.

1176
01:21:54,968 --> 01:21:56,902
Pretty sure
doesn't mean anything.

1177
01:21:56,903 --> 01:21:58,504
Okay, I'm sure.

1178
01:21:58,505 --> 01:22:01,738
Okay. Then you need to act.

1179
01:22:04,243 --> 01:22:06,716
Like what?
Get on a plane?

1180
01:22:07,278 --> 01:22:09,718
I mean, make a commitment.

1181
01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:13,585
What kind of commitment?

1182
01:22:14,386 --> 01:22:16,824
A commitment.

1183
01:22:30,870 --> 01:22:32,863
Greene Street.

1184
01:22:34,572 --> 01:22:38,075
Believe me,
if the ring is the problem,

1185
01:22:38,076 --> 01:22:40,171
the ring is not the problem.

1186
01:22:45,850 --> 01:22:48,514
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1187
01:22:49,919 --> 01:22:52,188
¶ Gonna take you out ¶

1188
01:22:52,189 --> 01:22:55,686
¶ Miss November ¶

1189
01:22:57,292 --> 01:23:02,564
¶ Underneath a cloud so white... ¶

1190
01:23:06,235 --> 01:23:08,101
¶ We won't come back ¶

1191
01:23:08,103 --> 01:23:10,704
¶ Until the daylight's ¶

1192
01:23:10,705 --> 01:23:12,835
¶ In our eyes ¶

1193
01:23:14,241 --> 01:23:17,978
¶ I can feel your heart beat, baby ¶

1194
01:23:17,979 --> 01:23:22,482
¶ I can feel your
heart beat fast ¶

1195
01:23:22,483 --> 01:23:25,018
¶ Gonna take you out ¶

1196
01:23:25,019 --> 01:23:27,119
- ¶ Ms. November... ¶
- Actually, I don't know

1197
01:23:27,121 --> 01:23:28,655
how to thank you for this.

1198
01:23:28,656 --> 01:23:30,454
Just pay me back
some time, okay?

1199
01:23:30,455 --> 01:23:32,091
- You're a great friend.
- I know, I know.

1200
01:23:32,092 --> 01:23:34,091
- Okay, you're late, all right?
- Good luck.

1201
01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:36,395
Okay. I feel like I'm gonna puke.

1202
01:23:36,396 --> 01:23:38,430
- That sounds about right.
- Go get her.

1203
01:23:38,431 --> 01:23:41,133
- ¶ Ah... ¶
- ¶ We won't be home ¶

1204
01:23:41,134 --> 01:23:46,098
¶ Until all the birds have flown ¶

1205
01:23:46,973 --> 01:23:50,976
¶ I can feel your heart beat, baby ¶

1206
01:23:50,977 --> 01:23:54,844
¶ I can feel your heart beat fast ¶

1207
01:23:54,845 --> 01:23:57,347
¶ La la la la la ¶

1208
01:23:57,348 --> 01:24:00,483
¶ La la la la... ¶

1209
01:24:02,254 --> 01:24:05,021
¶ La la la la la ¶

1210
01:24:05,022 --> 01:24:08,723
¶ La la la ¶

1211
01:24:11,494 --> 01:24:13,968
¶ La la la la la ¶

1212
01:24:14,532 --> 01:24:18,096
¶ La la la la la la la ¶

1213
01:24:19,536 --> 01:24:23,472
¶ I can feel your heart beat, baby ¶

1214
01:24:23,473 --> 01:24:27,174
¶ I can feel
your heart beat fast ¶

1215
01:24:27,744 --> 01:24:31,547
¶ I can feel your heart beat, baby ¶

1216
01:24:31,548 --> 01:24:35,351
¶ I can feel your
heart beat fast. ¶

1217
01:24:42,224 --> 01:24:44,391
What are you doing here?

1218
01:24:44,392 --> 01:24:47,832
- Is he here?
- No, but he could be.

1219
01:24:48,862 --> 01:24:51,164
Nothing happened
with that girl.

1220
01:24:51,165 --> 01:24:53,865
It was completely innocent,
I swear to you.

1221
01:24:56,204 --> 01:24:58,370
Close the door.

1222
01:25:03,277 --> 01:25:05,645
You shouldn't have come here.

1223
01:25:05,646 --> 01:25:09,182
I had to come here.
This isn't real.

1224
01:25:09,183 --> 01:25:12,086
You know this isn't real.
This is bullshit.

1225
01:25:13,687 --> 01:25:16,284
I've been here.

1226
01:25:17,025 --> 01:25:19,496
You can't be happy.

1227
01:25:23,195 --> 01:25:26,826
Come here.
Come here.

1228
01:25:27,767 --> 01:25:30,637
Come with me.
Let's go.

1229
01:25:31,170 --> 01:25:33,237
Go get your stuff.

1230
01:25:33,238 --> 01:25:35,711
I can't.

1231
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,877
Why not?

1232
01:25:38,878 --> 01:25:41,079
Say we go back to LA.
Then what?

1233
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:43,378
Get an apartment?

1234
01:25:43,379 --> 01:25:45,547
They want first, last and security.
That's five grand.

1235
01:25:45,548 --> 01:25:47,349
Where do we get that?

1236
01:25:47,350 --> 01:25:48,918
Hmm?

1237
01:25:48,919 --> 01:25:52,518
- We'll figure it out.
- You're not a realist.

1238
01:25:53,424 --> 01:25:56,055
You're a dreamer
and it scares me.

1239
01:26:01,065 --> 01:26:04,402
It's not a diamond.

1240
01:26:06,268 --> 01:26:09,038
I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.

1241
01:26:12,941 --> 01:26:15,577
Marry me.

1242
01:26:15,578 --> 01:26:17,144
Be my wife,

1243
01:26:17,145 --> 01:26:20,617
to have and to hold
and all that.

1244
01:26:23,085 --> 01:26:25,558
We're already married.

1245
01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:41,134
No. You can get a divorce.

1246
01:26:41,135 --> 01:26:43,370
I can't.

1247
01:26:43,371 --> 01:26:45,809
Why not?

1248
01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:49,575
I need this.

1249
01:26:51,645 --> 01:26:53,812
Hey, I'm home.

1250
01:26:53,813 --> 01:26:56,752
- Where are you?
- Will.

1251
01:26:57,983 --> 01:27:01,946
Honey, um, do you have a five
for the grocery boy?

1252
01:27:02,521 --> 01:27:05,118
Oh sure, yeah, hey.

1253
01:27:05,657 --> 01:27:07,823
Thanks, man.

1254
01:27:10,629 --> 01:27:12,195
- Thanks. Hey.
- Thank you!

1255
01:27:12,196 --> 01:27:14,794
- Hello.
- Hi.

1256
01:27:23,205 --> 01:27:26,612
¶ Good morning, dear ¶

1257
01:27:27,210 --> 01:27:30,945
¶ I hope I didn't
wake you too soon ¶

1258
01:27:33,216 --> 01:27:35,384
¶ Because my mind ¶

1259
01:27:35,385 --> 01:27:38,186
¶ Is growing tired ¶

1260
01:27:38,188 --> 01:27:41,628
¶ Too much thinking
what I should do ¶

1261
01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:45,959
¶ I picture you ¶

1262
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,195
¶ Out there ¶

1263
01:27:49,064 --> 01:27:51,732
¶ it must be beautiful ¶

1264
01:27:51,733 --> 01:27:54,298
¶ This time of year ¶

1265
01:27:55,171 --> 01:27:59,201
¶ All those East Coast leaves ¶

1266
01:28:00,241 --> 01:28:02,777
¶ Floating round like embers ¶

1267
01:28:02,778 --> 01:28:05,909
¶ From burning trees ¶

1268
01:28:06,549 --> 01:28:08,915
¶ Well the weather out here ¶

1269
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:12,019
¶ Is just the same ¶

1270
01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:14,688
¶ But the garden ¶

1271
01:28:14,689 --> 01:28:17,391
¶ That you planted ¶

1272
01:28:17,392 --> 01:28:19,988
¶ Remains... ¶

1273
01:28:31,871 --> 01:28:33,537
When you're a kid, it's LA

1274
01:28:33,539 --> 01:28:35,670
that teaches you how to dream.

1275
01:28:36,578 --> 01:28:40,346
Tell me that you didn't learn more from
the movies than you did from school,

1276
01:28:40,911 --> 01:28:44,049
more from TV than you did
from your parents.

1277
01:28:44,050 --> 01:28:46,382
And what do we learn?

1278
01:28:46,383 --> 01:28:48,856
We learn to believe in fairy tales.

1279
01:29:05,001 --> 01:29:07,103
Hey.

1280
01:29:07,104 --> 01:29:10,872
- How are you?
- Do you want to... I'm good.

1281
01:29:11,942 --> 01:29:14,076
You?

1282
01:29:14,077 --> 01:29:16,948
I'm great.

1283
01:29:23,453 --> 01:29:25,753
Thank you.

1284
01:29:26,589 --> 01:29:29,117
Take care, Nikki.

1285
01:29:29,826 --> 01:29:32,525
You too.

1286
01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:57,249
¶ 'Cause everything
around me has changed ¶

1287
01:29:58,287 --> 01:30:00,819
¶ But the garden ¶

1288
01:30:00,820 --> 01:30:03,588
¶ That you planted ¶

1289
01:30:03,589 --> 01:30:06,153
¶ Remains. ¶

1290
01:30:19,506 --> 01:30:21,839
You know why the departures
and the arrivals at LAX

1291
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:24,276
are on separate levels?

1292
01:30:24,277 --> 01:30:27,379
So the 30,000 heartbreakers
that come here each month

1293
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:30,852
don't notice the 30,000 that are leaving
with their hearts broken.

1294
01:30:42,226 --> 01:30:45,494
My whole life, it was obvious
I was gonna end up in this city.

1295
01:30:47,664 --> 01:30:49,932
I'm still here.

1296
01:30:51,535 --> 01:30:53,169
¶ Come on, let's go ¶

1297
01:30:53,170 --> 01:30:56,199
¶ to where it's fun ¶

1298
01:30:59,208 --> 01:31:03,547
¶ I want a slice of LA sun ¶

1299
01:31:05,713 --> 01:31:07,983
¶ Whoa ho ho ¶

1300
01:31:09,485 --> 01:31:12,013
¶ Whoa ho ho ¶

1301
01:31:13,421 --> 01:31:15,023
¶ Honey, let's go ¶

1302
01:31:15,024 --> 01:31:18,959
- ¶ Feels like you never have to ¶
- ¶ Let's go ¶

1303
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:21,394
¶ Come down,
you don't really want to ¶

1304
01:31:21,395 --> 01:31:22,930
¶ Honey, let's go ¶

1305
01:31:22,932 --> 01:31:26,834
- ¶ Stay out is all you need to ¶
- ¶ Honey, let's go ¶

1306
01:31:26,835 --> 01:31:30,737
¶ Go to sleep, you don't
really want to ¶

1307
01:31:30,738 --> 01:31:35,872
¶ So come along
and pay the price ¶

1308
01:31:38,710 --> 01:31:43,982
¶ This ain't New York,
this tasty slice ¶

1309
01:31:45,252 --> 01:31:48,190
¶ Whoa ho ho ¶

1310
01:31:49,189 --> 01:31:52,217
¶ Whoa ho ho ¶

1311
01:31:53,259 --> 01:31:54,825
¶ Honey, let's go ¶

1312
01:31:54,826 --> 01:31:58,764
- ¶ Feels like you never have to ¶
- ¶ Let's go ¶

1313
01:31:58,765 --> 01:32:01,198
¶ Come down,
you don't really want to ¶

1314
01:32:01,199 --> 01:32:02,733
¶ Honey, let's go ¶

1315
01:32:02,734 --> 01:32:06,637
- ¶ Stay out is all you need to ¶
- ¶ Honey, let's go ¶

1316
01:32:06,638 --> 01:32:10,408
¶ Go to sleep, you don't
really want to ¶

1317
01:32:10,409 --> 01:32:12,008
¶ Take a minute ¶

1318
01:32:12,009 --> 01:32:14,511
¶ Listen to this town ¶

1319
01:32:14,512 --> 01:32:16,245
¶ Don't you ever ¶

1320
01:32:16,246 --> 01:32:18,315
¶ Feel you have to come ¶

1321
01:32:18,316 --> 01:32:20,618
¶ Take a minute ¶

1322
01:32:20,619 --> 01:32:23,385
¶ She won't let you down ¶

1323
01:32:23,988 --> 01:32:26,255
¶ No no no no ¶

1324
01:32:26,256 --> 01:32:28,858
¶ See you excited ¶

1325
01:32:28,859 --> 01:32:31,728
¶ In her arms ¶

1326
01:32:34,263 --> 01:32:39,398
¶ LA and all her crazy charms ¶

1327
01:32:40,837 --> 01:32:43,104
¶ Whoa ho ho ¶

1328
01:32:44,642 --> 01:32:47,942
¶ Whoa ho ho ¶

1329
01:32:47,943 --> 01:32:50,311
¶ Whoa ho oh ho ¶

1330
01:32:50,312 --> 01:32:54,353
- ¶ Feels like you never have to ¶
- ¶ Let's go ¶