1
00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:05,715
CHRIS:
AH, MORNING IN MUSKOKA.

2
00:00:05,757 --> 00:00:08,843
THE BIRDS CHIRPING,
THE LOON CALLING,

3
00:00:08,885 --> 00:00:12,847
THE MAJESTIC, GENTLE SOUNDS
OF BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN ONTARIO.

4
00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:14,473
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

5
00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:18,436
WELCOME TO THE MOST DRAMATIC,
THRILLING EPISODE YET.

6
00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:19,896
(NOISEMAKER BLOWS)

7
00:00:19,938 --> 00:00:22,481
IT'S BEEN A LONG EIGHT WEEKS
AT CAMP WAWANAKWA,

8
00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,944
AND "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND"
IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.

9
00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:28,487
TODAY,
TWO CAMPERS REMAIN.

10
00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,742
BY SUNDOWN,
ONLY ONE WILL BE LEFT STANDING.

11
00:00:32,784 --> 00:00:37,914
THAT CAMPER WILL GO HOME
WITH A CHECK FOR $100,000.

12
00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:39,290
WHO WILL IT BE--

13
00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:42,543
BROODING, UNTANNED
ALTERNATIVE ARTIST GWEN

14
00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:46,130
OR THE LARGE
AND LOVABLE GOOFBALL OWEN?

15
00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,216
GO GRAB A SNACK,
HAVE A PEE IF YOU HAVE TO,

16
00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,761
SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN,
AND GET READY FOR

17
00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:57,642
THE DRAMATIC FINAL CONCLUSION
OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!

18
00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,359
♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,
I'M DOING FINE ♪

19
00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,321
♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪

20
00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,615
♪ YOU ASKED ME
WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪

21
00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:15,618
♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER
IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪

22
00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:20,873
♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

23
00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,918
♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE
TO THE SUN ♪

24
00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,504
♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS
'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪

25
00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,089
♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE,
NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪

26
00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,634
♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪

27
00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:37,264
♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

28
00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,642
♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪

29
00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:42,979
♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH
NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪

30
00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:45,815
♪ I WANNA BE,
I WANNA BE ♪

31
00:01:45,857 --> 00:01:48,651
♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

32
00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:51,111
♪ I WANNA BE,
I WANNA BE ♪

33
00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:54,073
♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

34
00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,492
(WHISTLING)

35
00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:01,539
WELCOME BACK.

36
00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,042
WE ASKED OUR FINALISTS
TO RECORD THEIR THOUGHTS

37
00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,543
IN OUR CONFESSIONAL BOOTH

38
00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,837
BEFORE GOING
INTO THE FINAL ROUND.

39
00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:10,464
I HAD A WICKED TIME!

40
00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,215
IT WAS AWESOME.

41
00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,343
YEAH!
WHO'S THE MAN?!

42
00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:16,387
WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING HERE
FOR EIGHT WEEKS?

43
00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,140
IT SUCKED,
THAT'S WHAT.

44
00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,893
UGH!

45
00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:25,688
YOU THINK IT'S EASY COOKING
FOR 22 UNGRATEFUL TEENAGERS?

46
00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,899
MAN, I'VE HAD BETTER JOBS
IN PRISON.

47
00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,109
THE FOOD WAS AWESOME!

48
00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,197
AHH!

49
00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,949
AT LEAST SOMEONE'S
APPRECIATIVE.

50
00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,410
SLAVING ALL DAY
AT A HOT STOVE.

51
00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:42,997
THE FOOD WAS DISGUSTING.

52
00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,418
"LESS RAT DROPPINGS."

53
00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,170
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
A 5-STAR RESTAURANT TO YOU?

54
00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,840
AND THE PEOPLE
WERE JUST AWESOME!

55
00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,802
THE PEOPLE HERE SUCKED.

56
00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:00,472
THEY WERE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF
BACKSTABBING, MANIPULATIVE,

57
00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,684
TWO-TIMING, FAME-HUNGRY,
DIM-WITTED,

58
00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:06,520
CERTIFIABLY INSANE,
REALLY WEIRD,

59
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:09,440
PSYCHOTIC, REDNECK,
OVERBEARING,

60
00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:13,903
GOODY-GOODY, KNOW-IT-ALL
PARTY-OBSESSED JERKS.

61
00:03:13,945 --> 00:03:15,654
(SIGHS)

62
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,656
I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MEET
FIVE PEOPLE

63
00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,450
WHO WERE ACTUALLY SANE.

64
00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,452
THE ONE THING
I'LL BE REMEMBERED FOR?

65
00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,912
UH...

66
00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,956
(FARTING)

67
00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:33,213
I HOPE
MY GREAT PERSONALITY.

68
00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,133
(FARTS)

69
00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,093
WHAT WILL I BE REMEMBERED FOR?

70
00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:38,761
UGH!

71
00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,765
MY GREAT PERSONALITY.

72
00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:44,516
OKAY, I'M DONE HERE.

73
00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:48,938
NOW IT'S TIME TO WELCOME
THE 20 CAMPERS

74
00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,815
WHO DID NOT MAKE IT
TO THE FINALS.

75
00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:56,654
HEY, GUYS!
(LAUGHS) GOOD TO SEE YA!

76
00:03:56,695 --> 00:04:01,283
WOULD EVERYONE WHO'S WALKED
THE DOCK OF SHAME

77
00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,953
AND LEFT CAMP ON THE BOAT
OF LOSERS

78
00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:08,166
KINDLY TAKE A SEAT IN THE PEANUT
GALLERY OF FAILURE?

79
00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,626
THE SIDE YOU CHOOSE
SHOULD REPRESENT

80
00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,837
WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHEER
ON TO VICTORY

81
00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,964
IN TODAY'S FINAL COMPETITION.

82
00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,344
(CHUCKLES) NICE RUG.

83
00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,804
OH, BITE ME.

84
00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:24,598
STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR,
CRAZY GIRL.

85
00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,809
GWEN IS GOING DOWN.

86
00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:27,893
HOW DO I KNOW?

87
00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,314
(LAUGHS)

88
00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,070
"GOOD LUCK TODAY.
LOVE, TRENT."

89
00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:45,244
IT'S AMAZING HOW EASY IT IS
TO TAMPER WITH BAKED GOODS.

90
00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,413
♪ FAST ACTING FOR STRONG,
RELIABLE RELIEF ♪

91
00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,707
SUCKER.

92
00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,878
WHY IS HEATHER SMILING
LIKE THAT?

93
00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,796
MAYBE SHE LOVES HER NEW DO.

94
00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:58,216
OR SHE COULD JUST BE
REALLY HAPPY FOR US.

95
00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:02,220
WOW, DO YOU EVER HAVE
ABOUT ANYONE?

96
00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:05,264
GWEN, OWEN,
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

97
00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,558
TO TELL THE PEANUT GALLERY
OF FAILURE

98
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,768
WHAT YOU WOULD DO
WITH THE MONEY IF YOU WON

99
00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,645
AND WHY YOU DESERVE IT.

100
00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:14,065
WELL, I GUESS I'M PRETTY PROUD
OF GETTING THIS FAR.

101
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,941
I MEAN,
MAYBE IF I CAN SURVIVE HERE,

102
00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,943
THE REST OF HIGH SCHOOL
WON'T BE SO BAD.

103
00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,154
(LAUGHS, SNORTS)
OH, SORRY.

104
00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:21,780
WELL, I'M ALWAYS GOOD
FOR MY WORD,

105
00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,242
AND I DID PROMISE TO SPLIT
MY 100 GRAND WITH OWEN,

106
00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,785
BUT THAT WOULD STILL
LEAVE ME A TON OF CASH.

107
00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,787
I GUESS I'D GO TRAVELLING
AND THEN TO UNIVERSITY

108
00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,330
TO STUDY ART HISTORY.

109
00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,957
WHOO!
YEAH, THAT'S IT!

110
00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,500
GIRLFRIEND'S GOT SOME GOALS!

111
00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:34,960
VERY COOL.

112
00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,171
WOW, THAT'S REALLY SWEET.

113
00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:40,674
BORING BUT SWEET.
OWEN?

114
00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:45,428
I'D THROW THE BIGGEST,
HUGEST, SICKEST PARTY EVER

115
00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,764
AND INVITE EVERYONE HERE!

116
00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,140
BOOYAH!

117
00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,184
(CHEERING)

118
00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,108
OWEN! WHOO! WHOO!
OWEN!

119
00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,946
AT LEAST NOT ALL OF YOU
ARE TOTAL SELLOUTS.

120
00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,073
OH, OH, AND I FORGOT.

121
00:06:04,115 --> 00:06:05,991
IT'LL BE ON A YACHT!

122
00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,123
NICE.

123
00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,751
ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME
FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE,

124
00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:19,171
HE REJECTED
OLYMPIC RELAY RACE.

125
00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,091
EACH OF THE THREE PARTS
WAS PITCHED TO THE COMMITTEE

126
00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:24,051
BUT SADLY REJECTED
AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT.

127
00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:29,890
FIRST, EACH OF YOU
HAS TO PUT ON ONE OF THESE.

128
00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:33,936
I THINK IT'S CLEAR WHY THIS
EVENT WASN'T ACCEPTED.

129
00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:37,856
DRESSED AS A COW AND A CHICKEN,
RUN TO THE FIRST LOCATION

130
00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,692
AND SHIMMY UP THE POLE
TO RETRIEVE YOUR FLAG.

131
00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,236
IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE FLAG,

132
00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:44,822
DON'T BOTHER COMING DOWN
OFF THAT POLE.

133
00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,741
OH, THAT'S BE GONNA
TO TOUGH FOR THE BIG GUY.

134
00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,328
NEXT, YOU'LL CROSS
A 300-METER BALANCE BEAM

135
00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:52,663
SUSPENDED ACROSS
A MASSIVE GORGE

136
00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,414
WHILE CARRYING
AN EAGLE'S EGG.

137
00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,458
OH. (CHUCKLES)

138
00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,751
IS THAT ALL?

139
00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,337
NO.

140
00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:02,131
BELOW, YOUR FRIENDS,
THE RARE BUT REAL

141
00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:04,424
MAN-EATING
FRESHWATER SHARKS.

142
00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,010
YOU HAD TO ASK.

143
00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,637
THE FINAL LEG OF THE RACE
IS A LONG-DISTANCE RUN,

144
00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:11,098
RETURNING
TO THE FINISH LINE HERE.

145
00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,558
FIRST CAMPER
TO ARRIVE WINS.

146
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,019
GOOD LUCK, OWEN.

147
00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,646
IF I HAD TO LOSE TO ANYONE HERE,
IT'D BE YOU.

148
00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:21,066
AW, THAT'S SO NICE,
I HOPE YOU LOSE TO ME, TOO.

149
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,693
YEAH, GO, OWEN!

150
00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,195
WE WANT TO PARTY!

151
00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,570
YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE!

152
00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,905
WHOO-HOO!

153
00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,074
(CHEERING)

154
00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,993
GO, GWEN!
KICK HIS BUTT, GIRL!

155
00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:33,745
YOU CAN DO IT, GWEN!

156
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,206
I DON'T CHEER.

157
00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,082
COME ON, GWEN,
YOU'VE GOT THIS!

158
00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,084
ON YOUR MARKS.

159
00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,878
GET SET.

160
00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,004
GO!

161
00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,010
YAY, OWEN!
GO, OWEN!

162
00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:50,512
RUN!

163
00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,806
IZZY'S SUCH
A GREAT CHEERLEADER,

164
00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:55,976
BUT, DUDE,
SHE SCARED ME A LITTLE.

165
00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,979
IF I IGNORE YOU,
WILL YOU GO AWAY?

166
00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,522
NOT LIKELY.

167
00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,236
YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE ROOTING FOR ME

168
00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,987
DOESN'T MEAN
I HAVE TO LIKE YOU.

169
00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,322
I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER
THE WHOLE

170
00:08:08,364 --> 00:08:09,781
ME-KISSING-HEATHER THING.

171
00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,701
WASN'T MY FAULT.
SHE AMBUSHED ME.

172
00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:15,120
(STRAINS)
I SAID I WAS OVER IT.

173
00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,081
I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED
TO GO OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE.

174
00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,290
UGH!

175
00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,167
WHY IS MY FLAGPOLE
SO SLIPPERY?!

176
00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,796
WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA
STAND THERE ANNOYING ME,

177
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,840
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL

178
00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,133
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)

179
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,971
LESHAWNA: YO!
LET'S GO, GIRL!

180
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,557
YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR DAYDREAMING!

181
00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,558
THAT'S BETTER.

182
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,935
THANKS.

183
00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,438
(ALL STRAINING)

184
00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,112
AW, MAN. (STRAINING)

185
00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,573
OH, OH, OH!

186
00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,075
YES! I GOT IT!

187
00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:56,661
I GOT THE FLAG!
(LAUGHS)

188
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,080
HOW DO I GET DOWN?

189
00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:00,124
SLIDE LIKE A FIREMAN,
DUDE!

190
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:08,132
(SQUEA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-K)

191
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,970
AAH, POLE BURN!

192
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,055
THAT HURTS!

193
00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,391
AW, CRAP, THAT'S BAD!

194
00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:20,352
I HAVE CONQUERED MOUNT POLE.

195
00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:24,106
THAT'S GREAT, BUT WEIRD GOTH
GIRL IS GETTING AHEAD.

196
00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:27,567
GET YOUR LAZY BUTT IN GEAR
NOW, OWEN, NOW!

197
00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:35,617
OKAY, THESE CHICKS ARE
ALL STARTING TO SCARE ME.

198
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:38,245
MAYBE I WON'T INVITE THEM
TO THE PARTY.

199
00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:39,955
PSYCH!

200
00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:41,873
OKAY, NEW INTERN,

201
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,626
I KNOW IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU'RE
STARTING ON OUR LAST SHOW,

202
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,421
BUT ALL OF THE OTHER INTERNS
DIED ALREADY.

203
00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:50,549
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS TEST OUT THIS FINAL CHALLENGE

204
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,843
AND MAKE SURE
IT'S MODERATELY SAFE.

205
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,189
DON'T LOOK DOWN, DUDE.

206
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,901
(SPLASH, CHOMPING)

207
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,112
WELL,
THAT LOOKS SAFE ENOUGH.

208
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,325
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME
THE WHOLE TIME, YOU KNOW.

209
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,285
I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.

210
00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,245
WHY DON'T YOU GO CHEER
FOR OWEN?

211
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,746
I KNOW YOU WANT
TO GO TO HIS PARTY.

212
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,416
YEAH, AND I'M THINKING
OF BRINGING YOU.

213
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,917
HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

214
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:32,216
I'LL MEET YOU
ON THE OTHER SIDE, OKAY?

215
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,134
RIGHT.
LIKE YOU CARE.

216
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:37,054
I DO.
IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD.

217
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,892
I'M GOING TO DIE NOW.

218
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,643
I'M GONNA FRICKIN' DIE.

219
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,320
OKAY,
GWEN HAS HER EAGLE'S EGG

220
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,447
AND IS STARTING
THE SECOND CHALLENGE.

221
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,657
-WHAT ARE THE EGGS FOR?
-OH, YOU'LL SEE.

222
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,284
(CHUCKLES)

223
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,994
LISTEN CLOSELY, OWEN.

224
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,205
I REALLY WANT YOU TO HAVE
THIS PARTY

225
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,583
MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THE WORLD.

226
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,418
NOW, I'M HELPING YOU
AS MUCH AS I CAN,

227
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,794
BUT YOU'VE GOTTA LOCK IT UP,
GOT IT?!

228
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,630
OKAY, SURE, HEATHER.

229
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:16,760
ALEXANDER THE FRICKIN' GREAT,
THAT'S A DEEP GORGE!

230
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,560
WHOA, WHOA!

231
00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:25,561
(ALL GASP)

232
00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,605
(GASPS)

233
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,147
WHAA!

234
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,900
THAT'S IT, GET YOUR BALANCE BACK
AND STAY CALM.

235
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,026
OH, NO!

236
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,529
HANG ON, GWEN!
YOU CAN DO IT.

237
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:39,116
JUST DON'T FALL INTO
THE SHARK-INFESTED WATER!

238
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,742
YOU'RE REALLY NOT HELPING,
OWEN.

239
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,119
SORRY!

240
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,628
AND WHEN IS THAT STUPID CUPCAKE
GONNA KICK IN?

241
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,047
(BIRD SCREECHING)

242
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,883
-AAH!
-WHAT WAS THAT?!

243
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,843
ANGRY EAGLE PARENTS.

244
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,388
OH, SNAP,
THAT IS MESSED UP.

245
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,433
WHAT, YOU MEAN
YOU LIKE WATCHING THIS?

246
00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:05,976
THEY COULD DIE.

247
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,688
MELLOW YOUR YELLOW, BABE.
THIS IS AWESOME TV.

248
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,023
DUNCAN IS SO IMMATURE.

249
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,942
WHAT IS IT ABOUT
ALMOST DYING

250
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,778
AND BODILY FUNCTIONS
THAT GUYS LOVE?

251
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:20,115
WHY WOULD I WANT TO WATCH GWEN
AND OWEN RISK THEIR LIVES?

252
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,242
THIS IS LIFE
AT ITS MOST RAW.

253
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,369
CHECK OUT ELVIS HERE
WITH HIS GUITAR.

254
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,080
ONE MISSTEP, AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
IS SHARK BAIT.

255
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,708
NOW, THAT WOULD MAKE
FOR AN INTERESTING SONG.

256
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:34,129
THEN AGAIN,
DANGER IS KIND OF HOT.

257
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,552
YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE.

258
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,346
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

259
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,641
(SCREECHING)
SHNIKIES!

260
00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:47,559
IT'S COMING THIS WAY.

261
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,688
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
WHAT DO WE DO?!

262
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,063
STEP ON IT!

263
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,696
INCENSED EAGLE PARENTS.
NICE TWIST.

264
00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,406
(SCREECHES)

265
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,782
YOU CAN DO IT, GWEN.

266
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,243
YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME GIRL
I'VE EVER MET!

267
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,997
IN FACT, I WAS THINKING,
I THINK I LO--

268
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:13,418
OKAY, I SO CAN'T DEAL WITH
DISTRACTIONS RIGHT NOW TRENT!

269
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,253
THEN YOU'RE GONNA HATE THIS!

270
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,508
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)

271
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,760
OH, WOW.

272
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,679
SO BEAUTIFUL.

273
00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,723
(GASPS) NO WORDS.

274
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:35,607
GWEN, IGNORE THE INCREDIBLY HOT
MAN CANDY AND KEEP WALKING!

275
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,243
HMPH,
IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?

276
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,665
THERE YOU GO,
LITTLE EAGLE ORPHAN EGGY.

277
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,042
DON'T WORRY,
I'M SURE THAT--

278
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:57,170
RUN!
SHE'S GETTING THE LEAD AGAIN!

279
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,090
OKAY! SHEESH!

280
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,552
GLAD YOU DIDN'T DIE
BACK THERE.

281
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,512
GEE, THANKS.

282
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,723
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
THANKS FOR THE CUPCAKE.

283
00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:10,141
-WHAT CUPCAKE?
-THE ONE YOU LEFT FOR ME.

284
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,811
I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU A CUPCAKE.
WAS IT GOOD?

285
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,480
I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T EAT IT.

286
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,274
(STOMACH RUMBLING)

287
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,526
OH!
OH, OH, NO!

288
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,237
QUICK, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM
OUT HERE?!

289
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,453
OWEN, NO!

290
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,622
NOT IN THE CONFESSION CAN!

291
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,290
(ALL GASP)

292
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,876
(FARTING)
AAGHH! (WHIMPERS)

293
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,088
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

294
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:43,383
MORNING, FELLOW FINALIST.
(LAUGHS)

295
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,760
HEY, WHAT'S UP?

296
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,308
THAT'S A REALLY GOOD-LOOKING
CUPCAKE YOU GOT THERE.

297
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,394
IT'S ALL CHOCOLATY
AND GOOEY.

298
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,813
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

299
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,939
MMM. AW, YEAH!

300
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,692
THAT'S A GOOD CUPCAKE.

301
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,654
TRY TO AVOID THE CONFESSION
BOOTH FOR A WHILE.

302
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,073
THAT'S IT! GO, GIRL!
YOU GOT IT!

303
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:10,201
SO JUST TO CLARIFY,
YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME ANYMORE?

304
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,870
-NO.
-BUT YOU DON'T TRUST ME EITHER.

305
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,538
RIGHT AGAIN.

306
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,206
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU?

307
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,541
UM...

308
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,795
NOPE,
NOTHING COMES TO MIND.

309
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:22,464
(CRACK)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

310
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,634
(STRAINING)
PROVING MY FEELINGS FOR YOU.

311
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,135
BY CARRYING A BOULDER?

312
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,805
UGH,
IT'S NOT EASY, YOU KNOW.

313
00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:32,390
A GUY WOULD HAVE TO REALLY BE
IN LOVE TO DO THIS,

314
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,642
DON'T YOU THINK?

315
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,686
OR JUST REALLY STUPID.

316
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,354
I GET STRAIGHT As.

317
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,314
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE NUTS.

318
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,279
OH, NO!

319
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,574
GWEN IS WINNING!

320
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,910
OUR YACHT PARTY
IS IN JEOPARDY!

321
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,412
DUDES!
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

322
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,747
WAIT, I HAVE A PLAN.

323
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,124
HAS ANYONE SEEN A REALLY BIG
ELECTRIC FAN HERE?

324
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,127
-SURE, GOT ONE IN MY TRAILER.
-YOU DO?

325
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,297
DO YOU THINK I GET THIS
WIND-BLOWN LOOK NATURALLY?

326
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,049
GET IT AND MEET ME HACK HERE!
RUN!

327
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,053
YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF,
YOU KNOW.

328
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,764
I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU.

329
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,937
(PANTING)

330
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,731
I CAN STILL WIN THIS.

331
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,358
GREAT ZEUS, IT HURTS!

332
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,737
OOH!

333
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,955
THERE THEY ARE,
TWO REAL COMPETITORS,

334
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,874
AND IF I MAY SAY,

335
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:43,002
TRULY PERSONIFYING THE SPIRIT
OF THE REJECT OLYMPICS.

336
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,048
(STRAINING)
HOW'S IT GOING?

337
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,343
OH, GOOD.
HEY, DON'T GIVE UP.

338
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,971
I THINK YOU'RE GETTING
THROUGH TO HER, DUDE.

339
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,558
GORDY, HOW I AM TIRED.

340
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,643
(GASPING)

341
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,312
UGH! OH...

342
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,150
WHOO!

343
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,945
YEAH, ALL RIGHT!

344
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,321
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

345
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,704
HOT BROWNIES COMING THROUGH.

346
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,081
LINDSAY, THE FAN, NOW!

347
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,508
AGH! MY WIG!

348
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,219
CAN'T YOU FREAKS
DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

349
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,430
OOH, THAT'S IT.

350
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,099
I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH
OF THAT GIRL.

351
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,311
(GRUNTS) HMM.

352
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,771
AAH!

353
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,696
AAH,
LET ME OUT OF HERE!

354
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,992
OH! OH, MY GOSH!

355
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,159
OWEN, YOU ARE SO GROSS!

356
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,708
(GASPING)

357
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,877
I THINK
IT'S OVER FOR ME, DUDE.

358
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,169
IT'S TOO BAD, BRO.

359
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,964
I WOULD HAVE LIKED GOING
TO THAT PARTY.

360
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,423
(SNIFFING)

361
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,550
WAIT, IS THAT...

362
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,469
BROWNIES?!

363
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,388
MOVE!!

364
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,188
(CHEERING)

365
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,030
(CHEERING)

366
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,620
(CHEERING)

367
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,580
WHAT HAPPENED?!

368
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,875
WHO WON?! HELLO?!

369
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,168
UGH, UGH!

370
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,712
WHOO-HOO!

371
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,172
I WON! I WON!

372
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,507
YOU OKAY?

373
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,675
YEAH.

374
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,385
JUST REMIND ME NEVER
TO GET BETWEEN OWEN

375
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:56,970
AND A BROWNIE AGAIN.

376
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,763
YAY!

377
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,306
(SIGHS)
SO THAT'S THAT.

378
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,558
OWEN WON.

379
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,560
WHOO!

380
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,645
AH, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY--

381
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,022
IT'S GONNA BE ONE HECK OF
A PARTY.

382
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:13,194
(CLEARS THROAT) AREN'T YOU
FORGETTING SOMETHING?

383
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,407
(LAUGHS)
AAH! PUT ME DOWN!

384
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,077
SAY YOU'LL GO OUT WITH ME.
COME ON, SAY IT!

385
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:23,872
(LAUGHS) OKAY, OKAY,
I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU!

386
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,707
-YEAH?
-YEAH.

387
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,001
COOL.

388
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,294
YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT?!
AWESOME!

389
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,672
YOU'RE COMING
TO MY PARTY TOGETHER!

390
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:36,634
WHOO-HOO!
I'M A $100,000-IONAIRE.

391
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,720
(LAUGHS) WHOO-HOO!

392
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,106
YOU REALLY STINK.

393
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,903
HERE WE ARE
AT THE LAST BONFIRE EVER.

394
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:58,782
AFTER EIGHT BRUTAL WEEKS,
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE

395
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:02,911
THE WINNER OF
"TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,"

396
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,621
OWEN!

397
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,039
(ALL CHEER)

398
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,249
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

399
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,793
YEAH, BABY!

400
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,711
HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY,
CHRIS?

401
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,588
(CHUCKLES)
I'M SO PSYCHED!

402
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:14,839
THIS IS JUST...

403
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,007
ALL: AWESOME?

404
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,383
YES!

405
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,927
PARTY NEXT WEEK, EVERYONE!

406
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,179
(ALL CHEER)

407
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,014
YOU EVEN A BIT BUMMED?

408
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,101
I GUESS, BUT, HEY,
I CAME SECOND OUT OF 22.

409
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:27,310
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD,
RIGHT?

410
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,437
OWEN, AT THIS TIME,

411
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,857
I GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE SYMBOL
OF SURVIVAL--

412
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,401
THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW.

413
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,613
I'LL TREASURE IT
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

414
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,906
OH, SCREW IT.

415
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,826
I CAN BUY ALL
THE MARSHMALLOWS I WANT NOW.

416
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,120
YO, OWEN, YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S TIME FOR?

417
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,707
N-NO, NO, GUYS!
MY HAIR!

418
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,169
DUDES!

419
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,336
BOYS: ONE...TWO...

420
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,255
-THREE!
-AGH!

421
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,552
(LAUGHTER)

422
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,139
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT
ALL SUMMER.

423
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,766
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
PRETTY BOY, HUH?

424
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,727
(SINGSONG) OH, CHEF.

425
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,147
(LAUGHS)
YOU'RE NEXT, DUDE.

426
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:15,274
(CHEF SCREAMS)

427
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:18,236
OH, COME ON,
YOU'VE GOT TO BE

428
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,530
A LITTLE BIT HAPPY
TO SEE HIM GET DUNKED.

429
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,865
NO.

430
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,159
YEAH. A BIT.

431
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:26,285
YOU STILL STINK, THOUGH.

432
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,538
(CHEF SHOUTING)