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CHRIS: LAST TIME
ON "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND",

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YOURS TRULY WAS OFF M.C.ing
A SWANKY AWARDS SHOW.

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SO CHEF TOOK OVER AS HOST,
AND, MAN,

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WAS HE BRUTAL
TO THE CAMPERS.

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NOT ONLY DID HE DUMP THEM
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS

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TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES,
BUT HE LEFT THEM ALONE

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WITH SCARY DUDE
SASQUATCHANAKWA.

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THEY RAN HELTER.
THEY RAN SKELTER.

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THEY RAN INTO
A CROWDED BAT CAVE.

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MASSIVE MISTAKE,
I MIGHT ADD.

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ULTIMATELY,
THE GIRLS ADMITTED DEFEAT.

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SO THE GUYS SHARED
THEIR LOOT,

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BUT THE GIRLS OUTFOXED THEM

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AND WALKED OFF
WITH EVERYTHING,

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INCLUDING THEIR DIGNITY,
PROVING ONCE AGAIN

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THAT HOT CHICKS TRUMP
GULLIBLE GUYS EVERY TIME.

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IN THE END,
IT WAS BAD BOY DUNCAN

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WHO TOOK THE WALK OF SHAME,

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LEAVING THREE
GLUTTON-FOR-PUNISHMENT CAMPERS

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HEADING INTO OUR MOST
EXCITING CHALLENGE YET.

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DON'T BELIEVE ME?

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THEN I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
TO WATCH THIS EPISODE

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OF
"TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!

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♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,
I'M DOING FINE ♪

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♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪

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♪ YOU ASKED ME
WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪

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♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER
IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪

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♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE
TO THE SUN ♪

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♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS
'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪

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♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE,
NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪

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♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪

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♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH
NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE,
I WANNA BE ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE,
I WANNA BE ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

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(WHISTLING)

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(FEEDBACK)
CHRIS: CAMPERS!

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WELCOME TO THE SEMIFINALS.

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TODAY,
WE REWARD OUR CHALLENGERS

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WITH AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT
PANCAKE BREAKFAST.

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THAT'S RIGHT,
GENUINE FOOD BYPRODUCTS

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SERVED WITH FRESH INGREDIENTS

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RELATIVELY CLOSE
TO THEIR EXPIRATION DATES.

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SO I ACTUALLY MADE IT
TO THE FINAL THREE.

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JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW FAR
A BAD ATTITUDE CAN GET YOU.

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WHATEVER.

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I KNEW I'D MAKE IT TO THE END.

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BIG SHOCKER.

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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
WEIRD GOTH GIRL MADE IT.

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I WANTED TO BELIEVE IT.

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I DREAMT IT COULD BE TRUE.

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AND NOW THE DAY
IS FINALLY HERE.

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ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKES!

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YES!

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♪ WE'RE GETTING PANCAKES!
WE'RE GETTING PANCAKES! ♪

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DON'T BE SHY, DUDE.

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FOUR WORDS:
"ALL YOU CAN EAT."

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YOU GOT THE PANCAKES,
I GOT THE STOMACH.

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(LAUGHS) TEE 'EM UP!

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OH, YEAH!

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NOW YOU'RE TALKING, BABY!
(LAUGHS)

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YEAH, THE MONEY
WOULD BE AWESOME,

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD BE SWEETER?

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MAKING SURE HEATHER LOSES.

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LUCKILY, I'M UP AGAINST
THE FREAK SHOW

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AND FATTY GINORMOUS,

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SO THEY MAY AS WELL
JUST GIVE ME THE CHECK.

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I MEAN, COME ON.

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I THINK WE ALL KNOW
WHO'S GONNA WIN.

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PANCAKES, PANCAKES,
PANCAKES!

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IF I WIN, I'M GONNA BUY
CAMP WAWANAKWA

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SO I CAN BURN IT DOWN
AND TURN IT INTO A GRAVEYARD.

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PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES!
(LAUGHS)

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WHEN I WIN, I'M THINKING
OF MY OWN SPIN-OFF SERIES--

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"THE WORLD ACCORDING
TO HEATHER."

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I'D NEVER WIN.

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BUT IF I DID, I'D START
EVERY DAY WITH PANCAKES.

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'CAUSE THEY'RE LIKE
LITTLE MINI SUNSHINES

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FILLED WITH YUMMY FUN.

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PERSONALLY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH
DRAMA HERE TO LAST A LIFETIME.

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I MEAN, OWEN'S OKAY,
BUT EIGHT WEEKS OF HEATHER

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WAS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS
A MOUTHFUL OF IMPACTED MOLARS.

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SURE, EIGHT WEEKS WITH THESE
LOSERS IS CAUSE FOR INSANITY,

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BUT AT LEAST THE MOTHER SHIP
KNOWS WHERE GWEN IS NOW

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SO THEY CAN RETRIEVE HER.

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AND GREENPEACE CAN BAG
AND TAG OWEN

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AS THE HAZARDOUS WASTE
THAT HE IS.

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BUT ALL
THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKES

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IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE SPECIAL
WITHOUT FRIENDS TO SHARE THEM.

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(SIGHS)

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SURE, OWEN'S DUMB LUCK
HAS WON HIM A FEW CHALLENGES,

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BUT IT'S HIS ABILITY
NOT TO BE DISGUSTED

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BY ANYTHING EDIBLE
THAT WORRIES ME.

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YOU EVER NOTICE HOW MUCH
A TOILET SEAT

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LOOKS LIKE A PANCAKE?
(LAUGHS)

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AND LAZY.

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UGH, SLOTHS COULD TAKE
A CUE FROM "SLOW-EN."

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(LAUGHS) I SHOULD PROBABLY
SPIT THIS OUT.

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(SNORES)

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THANKFULLY,
GWEN HAS NO STRENGTHS.

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SHE'S JUST
A LOW-RENT GUTTER PUNK

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WITH DRAGON BREATH
AND UGLY HAIR.

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HEATHER'S STRENGTH IS OBVIOUSLY
HER BOTTOMLESS PIT OF MEAN.

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I'M BANKING ON HER MASSIVE EGO
TO BE HER DOWNFALL.

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(SNORES)

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CAMPERS,
WELCOME TO THE SEMIFINALS.

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THE PRODUCERS RAN OUT
OF INSANE WAYS OF TORTURING YOU,

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SO...

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THEY ASKED THE OUSTED CAMPERS
FOR IDEAS.

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TURNS OUT THEY HAD A LOT.

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THEY PROVIDED US WITH
THE SICKEST, MOST TWISTED,

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AND INSANE DARES IMAGINABLE
IN "TDI'S" VERSION OF...

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SPIN THE BOTTLE!

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STARTING WITH IZZY, TRENT,

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CODY, JUSTIN,

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NOAH, LESHAWNA, LINDSAY,

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BETH, TYLER,

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HAROLD, D.J. GEOFF,
BRIDGETTE,

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DUNCAN, COURTNEY, EVA,

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KATIE AND SADIE,

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AND THE HOMESCHOOLED,
MISOGYNISTIC COUNTRY BOY,

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EZEKIEL.

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PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER,
AND WE'VE GOT A HIGH-STAKES GAME

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OF "I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU"!

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WHAT IS THIS, GRADE 5?

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WHY DON'T WE JUST DO SEVEN
MINUTES OF HEAVEN

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IN A SKANKY BASEMENT CLOSET?

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YEAH! GOOD CALL!

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LET'S DO IT!

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OW!

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EACH PLAYER WILL TAKE TURNS
SPINNING THE BOTTLE.

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THE CAMPER THAT YOU LAND ON
DETERMINES

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THE DARE YOU'LL PERFORM.

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YOU CAN TAKE THE DARE YOURSELF

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AND WIN A GET-OUT-OF-DARE
FREEBIE

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OR INFLICT THE DARE
ON A FELLOW CAMPER

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IN HOPES
OF BOOTING THEM OUT.

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AND IF WE REFUSE
TO DO THE DARE?

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OH, NOT A GOOD OPTION.

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ANYONE WHO CHICKENS OUT
OF THEIR DARE

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WILL BE SENT DIRECTLY
TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,

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BOARD THE BOAT OF LOSERS,

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DO NOT GO TO BONFIRE,
DO NOT COLLECT MARSHMALLOW,

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AND DO NOT GET
TO WIN $100,000.

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WOW,
A SUDDEN-DEATH ELIMINATION.

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GOOD ONE.

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OKAY, WHO'S READY
TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES FIRST?

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OH, WHAT THE HECK.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

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OKAY, SO HERE'S THE DEAL.

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CHEF AND I HAVE
A LITTLE SIDE BET GOING.

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WHOEVER PUKES FIRST
HAS TO PONY UP 100 BUCKS.

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OKAY,
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

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DUNCAN'S DARE.

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LICK OWEN'S ARMPIT.

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GWEN, YOU CAN PERFORM
THE DARE YOURSELF

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OR DARE ONE
OF YOUR COMPETITORS TO DO IT.

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(CHUCKLES) EITHER WAY,

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SOMEONE'S LICKING SOME ARMPIT
IN THE NEXT MINUTE.

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I TRIPLE DOG DARE HEATHER.

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YOU COULD IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE
LICKING AN ICE-CREAM CONE.

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SHUT UP, OWEN!

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MINUS THE B.O.

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I'M WARNING YOU!

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OH, AND THE PIT HAIR.

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(GAGS)

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OH HO HO, MAN!

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THAT WAS SO SICK.

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I NEARLY PUKED.

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NEARLY.

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(GAGS)

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EZEKIEL'S DARE IS...

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CHEW YOUR OWN TOENAIL
SLOWLY.

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GWEN!
I DARE GWEN.

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DON'T CHOKE ON IT,
HONEY.

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AH AH AH AH.

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HE SAID CHEW IT SLOWLY.

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(GULPS)

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THERE.
SATISFIED?

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VERY.

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I'M JUST PICTURING TRENT
WATCHING THIS,

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AND SOMETHING TELLS ME
HE WON'T BE EAGER

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TO LOCK LIPS
WITH YOU ANYTIME SOON.

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YOU SHOULD TALK,
PIT BREATH.

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BETH.

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RECHEWING
A WAD OF HAROLD'S GUM.

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I WILL TAKE THE DARE!

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BOTH: EW!

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DUDE, IT'S CHEWED GUM.

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HAROLD'S CHEWED GUM.

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I KNOW, BUT IT MUST BE PRETTY
SPECIAL IF HE'S BEEN SAVING IT.

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MMM.

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FULL BODY.

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A DELICATE, FRUITY AROMA
WITH A HINT OF CITRUS.

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(LAUGHS)
ROBUST, YET BALANCED.

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OH, SUMMERY.

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OOOH!

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AND A CRUNCHY CENTER.

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(GAGS)

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WHOO-HOO!

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OWEN WINS THE FIRST FREEBIE.

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AND A TETANUS SHOT
IF YOU WANT.

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00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,121
NAH, I'M GOOD.
THANKS.

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00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,457
THIS COULD BE HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT.

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WELCOME BACK TO "TDI'S"
SEMIFINALS

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AND A CHALLENGE WE LIKE TO CALL
"I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU."

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GWEN, YOU'RE UP NEXT.

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DROP A TRAY OF ICE INTO
YOUR UNDIES AND LET THEM MELT.

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THAT'S IT?
I CAN HANDLE THAT.

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00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,373
NOW THAT'S ONE COOL CHICK

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WITH A FROSTY 'TUDE
CHILLIN' BY THE--

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JUST GIVE ME
THE F-F-FREAKIN' F-FREEBIE.

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MY TURN!

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00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:55,966
AND I'M TAKING THE DARE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.

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THERE IS NO WAY I WAS LETTING
THOSE NERDLINGS GET AHEAD OF ME.

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I MEAN,
HOW BAD COULD THE DARE BE?

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I'D ALREADY LICKED
OWEN'S ARMPIT.

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SORRY.

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SHUT UP, OWEN!

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-TWICE IN A ROW'S GOTTA SUCK.
-I MEAN IT!

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WELL, ESPECIALLY SINCE
I NEVER WASH IN THERE.

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-UGH!
-NOT 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.

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I JUST FORGET.

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(SLURPING)

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00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,319
HEY!
YOU DIDN'T PUKE THIS TIME!

229
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,820
(GAGS)

230
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,990
YOU STILL COOL?

231
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,910
OKAY, WE'LL GIVE HEATHER A FEW
MORE MINUTES ON LIFE SUPPORT

232
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,996
BEFORE WE START
THE NEXT ROUND.

233
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,666
OKAY, CHEF MADE SNACKS.

234
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,959
PB&J ANYONE?

235
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,085
(VOMITS)

236
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,301
NICE!

237
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,303
COME ON, IZZY!
BRING IT!

238
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:27,098
GIVE A PURPLE NURPLE
TO A SLEEPING BEAR.

239
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,308
(LAUGHS) YES!

240
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,603
OH, SOUNDS WICKED, MAN!
(LAUGHS)

241
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,772
WHAT'S A PURPLE NURPLE?

242
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,153
(SNORING AND GROWLING)

243
00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:48,828
OH, HEY, THERE, MR. BEAR.

244
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,582
I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU
A LITTLE PINCH

245
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,791
AND BE RIGHT ON MY--

246
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,043
(FABRIC TEARING)
AHHH!

247
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,504
(ROARS)

248
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,506
(GROANS)

249
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,685
LICK OWEN'S TOE JAM.

250
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:16,106
OH, IS THAT WHAT
THAT BLACK GUNK IS?

251
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,399
I'LL USE MY FREEBIE.

252
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,067
GOOD CALL.

253
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,952
DRINK POWDERED FRUIT PUNCH
FROM THE COMMUNAL TOILET.

254
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,666
QUITE THE PREDICAMENT,
GWEN.

255
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,876
DO YOU USE THE FREEBIE

256
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,213
OR DO I SAVE IT FOR AN EVEN
SICKER DARE DOWN THE ROAD?

257
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:44,843
WHAT TO DO.
WHAT TO DO.

258
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,137
(INHALES DEEPLY)
I'M GOING IN.

259
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,765
SO FREAKIN' SICK.

260
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:52,434
CHEF'S GOING DOWN.

261
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,280
NO WAY.
THAT'S SO GROSS.

262
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,366
OH HO HO!
(LAUGHS)

263
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:18,376
(SLURPING)

264
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,003
(GAGS)

265
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,842
(VOMITS)

266
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,887
(BOTH GULP)

267
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,645
AT THIS RATE,

268
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,772
TRENT'S GONNA NEED A FUMIGATION
SQUAD JUST--

269
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:39,898
(BURPS)

270
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,200
EAT DOG FOOD.

271
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,243
YEAH, BABY!

272
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,120
MAN, SORRY, GUYS.

273
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,080
I KEEP GETTING
ALL THE GOOD ONES.

274
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,792
OKAY, DOWN, BOY!
HEEL!

275
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:03,296
DUDE, YOU HAVE TWO FREEBIES
YOU CAN USE.

276
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:06,550
BETTER YET,
YOU COULD DARE AN OPPONENT--

277
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,594
LIKE, SAY,
ONE WITHOUT A FREEBIE?

278
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,849
YOU STILL HAVE A BIT OF JELLY
ON YOUR LOWER LIP.

279
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,267
OH, GO STICK YOUR FACE BACK
IN THE TOILET.

280
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,687
IT'S COOL, BRO.
MY DOG DIGS THIS FOOD.

281
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:21,523
TIME TO FIND OUT
WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING.

282
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,988
MEATY-TASTING.

283
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:42,252
OKAY,
THAT WAS SO GROSS!

284
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,673
(VOMITING, COUGHING)

285
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:50,176
IS THERE NOTHING
THESE FREAKS WON'T DO?!

286
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,196
(VOMITS)

287
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,665
I CAN'T BELIEVE
NO ONE'S DROPPED OUT

288
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,376
AND OWEN'S GOT 20 FREEBIES.

289
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,503
YEAH, BABY!

290
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,046
("TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR"
PLAYS)

291
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,761
GWEN AND HEATHER HAVE SQUAT,
BUT NOT TO WORRY.

292
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,179
THERE'S STILL PLENTY
TO BE MOTIVATED ABOUT.

293
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,558
("SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT" PLAYS)

294
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,226
IF YOU HELP ME
TAKE DOWN HEATHER,

295
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,938
I'LL SHARE MY WINNINGS
WITH YOU.

296
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,148
WHAT IF YOU DON'T WIN?

297
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,734
I'LL SWING FOR
A BOX OF DOUGHNUTS.

298
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,152
THE LADY DRIVES
A HARD BARGAIN.

299
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,613
DEAL!

300
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:55,033
CHRIS, I'D LIKE TO GIVE
AWAY HALF MY FREEBIES.

301
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,535
UH, WELL, OKAY.

302
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,787
ARE YOU SURE?

303
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,332
HELLO?!
IX-NAY ON THE ONSPIRACY-CAY!

304
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,292
THAT IS TOTALLY UNFAIR.

305
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,420
GET OUT YOUR RULE BOOK
AND DO YOUR RULE-CHECKING THING.

306
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,841
THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA
GANG UP AND WHOOP ME WITH DARES.

307
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,843
THERE HAS TO BE A RULE
ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING!

308
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,762
SORRY, THEM'S THE RULES.
NOT A RULE TO BE HAD.

309
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,015
-NADA.
-(GRUNTS)

310
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:25,814
DRINK A BLENDED PUREE
OF CHEF'S MYSTERY MEAT.

311
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,693
EENY, MEENY, MINEY...

312
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,069
HEATHER.

313
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,953
(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

314
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,499
(SIGHS)
FINALLY, I CATCH A BREAK.

315
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,335
THERE IS NO WAY LINDSAY
COULD THINK OF ANYTHING BAD.

316
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,255
OOH, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LIKE THIS ONE.

317
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,257
HAVE YOUR HEAD SHAVED BY CHEF.

318
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,718
WHAT?!

319
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,595
LINDSAY RULES!

320
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,513
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE,
HEATHER?

321
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,932
ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE DARE?

322
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,851
(CLIPPERS BUZZING)

323
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,938
OR THE WALK OF SHAME?
(HORN TOOTS)

324
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,522
(BUZZING)

325
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,274
(CASH REGISTER RINGS)

326
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,483
(BUZZING)

327
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,238
(BUZZING)

328
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,746
NOOOO!

329
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:05,872
(BUZZING STOPS)

330
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,293
HUH? WHA--
AGH!

331
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,046
WOW. WELL, THAT WAS
AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT.

332
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,006
LOOKS LIKE HEATHER'S OUT.

333
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:18,176
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HE SHAVED MY HEAD!

334
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,220
TRUE, BUT YOU DIDN'T
ACTUALLY ACCEPT THE DARE.

335
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,599
IF YOU HAD,
YOU'D STILL BE BALD,

336
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,851
BUT AT LEAST
YOU'D BE IN THE GAME.

337
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,311
THAT WAS HARSH.

338
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,479
TOUGH BREAK.

339
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,940
(ECHOING) AGGHHH!

340
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,786
SORRY, THEM'S THE RULES.

341
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,413
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THERE WEREN'T ANY RULES!

342
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,415
YEAH, I KNOW.

343
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,292
IT'S COMPLICATED.

344
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,504
BUT HERE'S THE RUB--
YOU LOSE, THEY WIN.

345
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,006
BOTH: NO WAY!

346
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,256
WE WON!

347
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,842
YES!

348
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,053
FINE! BUT YOU'LL BE HEARING
FROM MY LAWYERS!

349
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,263
YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.

350
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,266
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG RIDE.

351
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,393
A LONG RIDE TO COURT

352
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:13,106
WHEN I SUE YOU
FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!

353
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,108
AND THEN THERE WERE TWO.

354
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:19,696
TUNE IN TO SEE WHO WILL WIN
THE CHECK FOR $100,000

355
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:23,533
ON "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!

356
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,909
YOU WANT DRAMA?!

357
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,162
YOU'LL BE PENNILESS!
JOBLESS!

358
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,621
YOUR NAME WILL BE MUD
ON EVERY BLOG

359
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,414
FROM HERE TO CAPE BRETON!