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CHEF: LAST WEEK ON
"TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,"

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THOSE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING CAMPERS
GOT SWEPT AWAY BY A RAINSTORM

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THAT LEFT THEM STRANDED
ON A DESERTED ISLAND.

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MEANWHILE, THE CHUBBY ONE
DRIFTED ASHORE IN HIS OUTHOUSE

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AND MADE A NEW FRIEND WHO HAS
AN I.Q. ALMOST AS HIGH AS HIS.

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GRUESOME CHICK BUILT A RAFT
FOR HER AND THE DELINQUENT,

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WHICH LEFT MOUTHY GIRL
TO FEND FOR HERSELF.

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SOMEHOW, THEY ALL ENDED UP
TOGETHER IN A TREE HOUSE

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CONFESSING THEIR SINS.

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THAT'S WHEN THEY CAME UP
WITH A CRACKER-JACK PLAN

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TO FIND OUT WHO
WAS MAKING FIRE.

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BUT ALL THEY FOUND WAS THE
SECRET LOCATION

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OF OUR PRODUCTION-CREW CAMP.

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YEAH, THAT'S ME DOING THE RECAP.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

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SINCE CHRIS IS OFF HOSTING
SOME FROUFROU AWARDS SHOW,

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I'M FILLING IN AS HOST.

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AND GUESS WHAT?
I AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER.

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SO SIT BACK, SHUT UP,
AND WATCH TONIGHT'S EPISODE

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OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!

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♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,
I'M DOING FINE ♪

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♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪

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♪ YOU ASKED ME
WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪

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♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER
IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪

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♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE
TO THE SUN ♪

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♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS
'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪

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♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE,
NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪

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♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪

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♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH
NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE,
I WANNA BE ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE,
I WANNA BE ♪

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♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪

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(WHISTLING)

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(SNEEZES)

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(BUZZING)

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(SNORING)

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(COUGHS)

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WHAT? WHO'S THAT?

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WHERE ARE WE?!

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HOW DID WE GET HERE?

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-CHRIS?
-MOMMY!

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EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!

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HOW YOU GOT HERE
IS NOT YOUR CONCERN!

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WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS?

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NONE OF YOUR GOSH-DARN BUSINESS
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS.

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I'M IN CHARGE NOW,

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AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH
YOU WERE NEVER BORN.

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YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND YOUR WAY
OUT OF THE FOREST OR DIE TRYING.

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YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

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WE WILL DIE.

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THEY LEFT US IN THE WOODS.
ALONE. AGAIN.

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WITH HEATHER.

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I'D RATHER GO SWIMMING
IN THE SHARK-INFESTED WATER.

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HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

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TEAM ONE--
DELINQUENT AND CHUBBY.

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TEAM TWO--
GRIM AND GRIMMER.

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EVERYTHING YOU NEED
IS IN THESE BAGS.

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YOU'LL NAVIGATE YOUR WAY NORTH
TO BASE CAMP.

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THE FIRST TEAM TO TAG THE CAMP
TOTEM POLE WINS.

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AND HERE'S A TIP.

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BETTER SET UP CAMP BEFORE
SUNDOWN,

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BECAUSE ONCE NIGHTFALL HITS,

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YOU WON'T EVEN SEE YOUR
TREMBLING HAND

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IN FRONT
OF YOUR TERRIFIED FACE

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UNLESS YOU GOT NIGHT-VISION
GOGGLES.

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BUT YOU DON'T.

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(LAUGHS)

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OH, PLEASE, PLEASE,
DON'T LEAVE US HERE.

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I'M BEGGING YOU.
WE WON'T SURVIVE!

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GRAB A HOLD OF YOUR GUT,
SOLDIER!

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DUNCAN'S A LOT OF THINGS,

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BUT HE IS DEFINITELY
NOT A CHICKEN.

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HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
I CAN TELL.

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AND I AM GOING TO FIND OUT
WHAT IT IS.

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THIS IS TOTALLY BONKERS!

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WE'LL BE SCARFED DOWN
BY A GRIZZLY!

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OH,
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

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YOU'LL WISH YOU SAW A GRIZZLY

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ONCE YOU MEET UP
WITH OLD SASQUATCHANAKWA.

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HE'S ONE MEAN MAMMA JAMMA.

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-(GASPS)
-GOOD LUCK, TROOPS!

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TRY NOT TO DIE!

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THIS ISN'T LEGAL!

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YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
(GASPS)

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HEY, PEACHES, FILE IT
WITH THE NETWORK LAWYERS.

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WHERE DO THEY THINK
THEY'RE GOING?

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THEY CAN'T SURVIVE OUT THERE.
IT'S SUICIDE, IT'S--

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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

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LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU SHUT UP ALREADY.

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OKAY, NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME
GREATER PLEASURE

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THAN DITCHING HER GRIM LITTLE
BUTT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,

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BUT THIS IS THE WILD.

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I NEED SOMEONE TO SHOVE IN
FRONT OF ME IF A BEAR COMES BY.

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I GOT TO SAY, I WAS JAZZED
TO BE PAIRED WITH OWEN.

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I MEAN, COME ON,
IF YOU WERE A GRIZZLY,

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WHO'D YOU RATHER BE DIPPING
IN BARBECUE SAUCE?

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(WHEEZING)
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

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I JUST WANTED TO GET AWAY
FROM THE GIRLS,

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PSYCH THEM OUT A BIT,
YOU KNOW?

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OKAY,
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.

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YEP, YEP.
IT'S ALL GOOD.

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EXCEPT ONE THING'S MISSING.

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FO-O-O-O-O-O-OD!

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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

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(DISTANT ROARING)

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE.

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WE'LL BE OUT OF THE WOODS
IN NO TIME

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THANKS TO THESE BABIES.

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YOU STOLE THOSE FROM CHEF?!

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SWEET!

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WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M A HARDENED CRIMINAL.

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WITH THESE BABIES,
WE CAN SEE AS CLEAR AS DAY.

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(LAUGHS) AWESOME.
LET ME SEE THOSE.

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(SIZZLING)

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AH HA HA! MY EYES!
I'VE BEEN BLINDED!

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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
WE'VE GOT A CHALLENGE TO WIN.

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NOW, GRAB THE MAP WHILE
I FIGURE OUT WHERE WE ARE.

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SURE, BUT THE MAP ISN'T MUCH USE
WITHOUT A COMPASS, IS IT?

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(CHUCKLES)

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OKAY, THE SUN ROSE
FROM THE EAST,

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WHICH MEANS THAT'S NORTH,
SO CAMP IS THAT-A-WAY.

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ARE YOU SURE?

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I THINK THE SUN ROSE
FROM OVER THERE,

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WHICH MEANS THE CAMP
IS THAT-A-WAY.

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UH, YEAH,
I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.

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WE'RE GOING THIS WAY.
LET'S MOVE.

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UH...

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CAMP IS NORTH,
SO WE JUST FOLLOW THE RIVER.

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EASY.

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YEAH, AS LONG AS WE'RE NOT
MUNCHED BY SASQATCHAMACALLIT.

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WOULD YOU RELAX?

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THAT'S OBVIOUSLY
JUST ANOTHER STUPID,

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MADE-UP MYTH TO SCARE US.

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I DON'T BELIEVE IN SASQUATCHES.
I DON'T.

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AND THEY WOULDN'T, LIKE,
DROP US HERE

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST
IF THERE REALLY WAS ONE.

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WHAT IF WE DIED?

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WOULD THEY?

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(ANIMAL GROWLING SOFTLY)

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(GROANS)
I'D KILL FOR SOME BUG SPRAY.

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THESE MOSQUITOES THINK
I'M AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET.

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(GASPS) AH!

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I THINK A MOSQUITO BIT
THE INSIDE OF MY THROAT.

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(GAGS) IT ITCHES.

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(COUGHS)

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OKAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING THIS,

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BUT I THINK
I ACTUALLY MISS CHRIS.

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ANYTHING IS BETTER
THAN CHEF PSYCHOPATH.

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WHY DO CAMP COOKS ALWAYS LOOK
LIKE ESCAPED CRIMINALS?

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CAN YOU HEAR ME, CHRIS?

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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED
YOUR LITTLE DAY OFF

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WHILE WE PUT UP WITH
YOUR PSYCHOTIC SIDEKICK,

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WHO, BY THE WAY,
WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING.

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HE JUST DITCHED US
IN THE WOODS.

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"PARDON, MONSIEUR."
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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HMM. (CHUCKLES)

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DID YOU CATCH WHAT CHEF SAID
ABOUT THE SASQUATCHANAKWA?

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THAT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.

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WHOA!

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DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE
THINK BIGFOOT

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IS THE MISSING LINK
BETWEEN HUMANS AND MONKEYS?

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(GRUNTING) REALLY?

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I'D SAY THE MISSING MONKEY
IS RIGHT HERE.

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OW!

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NO, I'M SERIOUS.

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WITNESSES SAY HE'S 8 FEET TALL,
400 POUNDS,

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AND HAS B.O. THAT WOULD
MAKE YOU HURL CHUNKS FROM,

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LIKE, 200 YARDS.

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(CHUCKLES) COME ON,
IF HE REALLY EXISTED,

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DON'T YOU THINK SOMEBODY
WOULD HAVE CAUGHT HIM BY NOW?

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NAH, HE'S CRAFTY.

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HEY...
HEY, IT'S THE GIRLS.

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AND THEY'RE GOING
THE WRONG WAY!

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TYPICAL CHICKS WITH ZERO SENSE
OF DIRECTION!

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HEY, HERE'S A POINTER!

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TRY CHECKING A MAP!

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UH, WE WOULD IF WE HAD ONE,
BUT THIS COMPASS TELLS US

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THAT'S NORTH!

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YOU KNOW? LIKE WHERE CHEF SAID
THE CAMP IS?!

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UGH!

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ENJOY THE VIEW UP THERE,
SUCKERS!

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GREAT.
NOW WE'RE BEHIND.

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WE'LL JUST HAVE TO JUMP
AND DIVE INTO THE RIVER.

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AFTER MY BIG CLIFF DIVE
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CAMP,

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I WAS KING OF THE WORLD.

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I'M GOING TO DIE NOW.

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I'M GOING TO FRICKIN' DIE NOW.

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I CONQUERED MY BIGGEST FEAR
AND HELPED MY TEAM WIN!

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IT WAS AWESOME.

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COME ON, BIG GUY.

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YAHHHH!

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OH! CRAP!

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(SCREAMING)

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BUT THEN,
A FEW DAYS LATER,

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MY FEAR CAME GURGLING BACK UP
LIKE A DAY-OLD INDIAN BUFFET.

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(FARTS)

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(LAUGHS) OH, NO.

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UH, I DON'T DO
DAREDEVIL DIVES ANYMORE.

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BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
NO CAN DO.

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THEN NO WORRIES.

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I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(SPLASH)

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00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,689
OKAY, LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW
WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER,

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00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,233
AND WE BOTH PROBABLY WISH

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00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,901
WE COULD PUSH EACH OTHER
OFF A CLIFF RIGHT NOW.

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00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,404
THE THOUGHT
HAD CROSSED MY MIND.

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00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,989
BUT I THINK WE CAN ALSO AGREE

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00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,408
THAT WE HAVE TO WIN
THIS CHALLENGE.

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00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,328
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LET THE GUYS
WIN INVINCIBILITY.

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00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,913
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
KIND OF EVIL BONDING

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00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,582
THEY'RE UP TO RIGHT NOW.

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00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,125
(FARTS)

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00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,293
NICE ONE.

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00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,669
(FARTS)

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00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:31,256
OH-HO! EXTRA POINTS
FOR THE STINK FACTOR.

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00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,008
(LAUGHS)

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00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,885
SO WE'RE A TEAM ON THIS,
RIGHT?

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00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,094
RIGHT.

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(GASPS)

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BOTH:
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!

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USING THE RIVER
WAS BRILLIANT.

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WELL PLAYED, BOYS.
WELL PLAYED.

228
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,153
(GASPS)

229
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,493
WHOA!

230
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,218
AAH!

231
00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,812
(BOTH GROWLING)

232
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,897
AAH!

233
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,976
(SCREAMS)

234
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,991
BOTH: AHH!

235
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,374
AGH!

236
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,673
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY STOLE
ALL OF OUR SUPPLIES.

237
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,008
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
A KNOWN CRIMINAL.

238
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,011
EW, I HOPE WE FIND
THE CAMP SOON.

239
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,138
-YOU REALLY STINK.
-YOU SHOULD TALK.

240
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,349
I CAN SMELL YOUR ARMPITS
FROM HERE.

241
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,565
(GASPS) HEATHER, LOOK!

242
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,484
IT'S A SASQUATCH FOOTPRINT.

243
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,819
OOH, I'M SO SCARED.

244
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:03,074
PUH-LEASE,
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES.

245
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,117
SHH!

246
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,163
AGH!

247
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,541
(GROWLING)

248
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,417
(SCREAMS)

249
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:27,098
WELL, HELLO,
MR. SQUIRREL.

250
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,394
AND HELLO TO YOU,
MR. RACCOON.

251
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,853
(SCREAMS)

252
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,939
OH, GOOD DAY,
MR. SASQUATCHANAKWA.

253
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,400
(GASPS)

254
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,151
RUN!

255
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,444
AGH!

256
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,238
(ALL SCREAMING)

257
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:47,202
SASQUATCHANAKWA!

258
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,333
-DUNCAN?
-OWEN?

259
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,710
-HEATHER?
-DUNCAN?

260
00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:56,503
-HEATHER?
-GWEN?

261
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,213
-GWEN?
-OWEN?

262
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,424
HEATHER: NOW THAT WE'VE
TAKEN ROLL CALL,

263
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,133
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

264
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,885
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE
OF THAT THING?

265
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,596
DUNCAN:
I COULD HAVE TAKEN HIM.

266
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,348
GWEN: IS THAT WHY YOU WERE
SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL?

267
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,393
DUNCAN: RIGHT. WELL,
I WAS JUST FAKING HIM OUT.

268
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:14,062
ANYWAY, I THINK WE'RE
SAFE HERE FOR A WHILE.

269
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:17,524
OWEN: UH, THAT DEPENDS
ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY SAFE.

270
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,610
HEATHER: I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,

271
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,154
BUT PLEASE TELL ME THAT
TONGUE IN MY EAR IS OWEN.

272
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,990
OWEN: NO, THAT WOULD BE THE...

273
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,618
BATS!

274
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,871
(ALL SCREAMING)

275
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,295
DO SASQUATCHES
GET MEANER AT NIGHT?

276
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,671
I DON'T KNOW.

277
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,548
BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO FIND OUT.

278
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,592
(SNARLING)

279
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,220
(SINGING MELODICALLY)

280
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,766
(GAGS)

281
00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:52,810
(SNORTING)

282
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,398
SINCE YOU GUYS STILL HAVE
SUPPLIES AND A MAP,

283
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,399
I GUESS YOU BEAT US.

284
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,777
UGH.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

285
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:03,862
IT'S OBVIOUS
THEY KICKED OUR BUTTS.

286
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,406
FINE, WHATEVER.
YOU BEAT US.

287
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,409
OH, LOOK, IF YOU GUYS WANT
TO BUNK WITH US, IT'S COOL.

288
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:12,871
WHY DON'T YOU SET UP CAMP
WHILE WE LOOK FOR FIREWOOD?

289
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,207
UGH, THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
THING MADE ME WANT TO PUKE.

290
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,835
SHH! WHO CARES?

291
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,254
LET THEM THINK THEY'RE BIG,
STRONG BOYS FOR NOW.

292
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,841
IT'S SO EASY TO FOOL GUYS.

293
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,717
THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE KIDS.

294
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,845
THEY NEVER SEE IT COMING.

295
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,472
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT,
JUST WHEN I THINK HEATHER

296
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:33,809
CAN'T GET MORE UNDERHANDED,
SHE GETS MORE UNDERHANDED.

297
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:37,145
TOYING WITH THE BOYS--
WELL PLAYED.

298
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,315
YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN TRUST
THEM WITH OUR STUFF BACK THERE?

299
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,608
AS IF.

300
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,943
TRUST NO ONE.

301
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:51,702
HEY, I SMOOSHED THE ENERGY BARS
INTO A BIG, CHEWY BALL.

302
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,328
ANY TAKERS?

303
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,371
NO.

304
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,207
BUT I'LL TAKE
YOUR SLEEPING BAG.

305
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,629
(SNORING)

306
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,801
I CAN'T SLEEP.

307
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,387
I'M TOO... SCARED.

308
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,805
CAN I JUST...?

309
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,015
UH, YEAH, SURE.

310
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,059
I FEEL SO SAFE
IN YOUR ARMS.

311
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,187
YOU WON'T FALL ASLEEP,
RIGHT?

312
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,898
YEP,
YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.

313
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,817
(SNORING)

314
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,194
DUDE! WAKE UP.

315
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,489
THE FIRE, THE GIRLS, OUR STUFF.
IT'S GONE!

316
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,490
WHAT?!

317
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,283
OH, THE MAP!

318
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,660
(GROWLS)

319
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,704
(BOTH LAUGH)

320
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,123
DO WE FEEL BAD?

321
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,166
NO WAY.

322
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,085
THEY STOLE OUR STUFF FIRST.

323
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:46,088
ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR,
AND THIS IS DEFINITELY WAR NOW.

324
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,133
OKAY,
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

325
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,720
I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN
THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES.

326
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,931
AND FOR THE RECORD, GWEN WAS
JUST AS INTO SCAMMING THEM

327
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,599
AS I WAS.

328
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,310
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET MYSELF
GET SUCKERED BY A CHICK.

329
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,187
UH, TWO CHICKS.

330
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,273
WHAT CAN I SAY?
YOU'RE WEAK.

331
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,610
YOU'VE SUCCUMBED TO THE PRIMAL
URGES OF...

332
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,028
(SNIFFS)
DO YOU SMELL THAT?

333
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,196
WHAT?

334
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,032
IT'S SWEET AND CINNAMONY

335
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,118
AND--I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.

336
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,995
STICKY BUNS!

337
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,129
(SNIFFS) MMM.

338
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,299
THAT'S SOME OVEN LOVIN'.

339
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,427
HOLD ON, BABY.
I'M COMING FOR YA.

340
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,512
NO. NO, WAIT!

341
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,727
WE MADE IT!

342
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,604
OH, CRAP.

343
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,191
HA!
GO FOR IT, DUDE!

344
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,862
STICKY BUNS!

345
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,119
NO! DUDE!

346
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,871
WE WERE SO CLOSE.

347
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,372
WHY?

348
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,291
WELL, THEY'RE FRESH
FROM THE OVEN.

349
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,876
THOSE ARE MINE!

350
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,503
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD
TO THOSE BUNS!

351
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,212
ALL RIGHT, GAME'S OVER.

352
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,674
GIRLS WIN, GUYS LOSE.

353
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:14,052
WE LOST THE CHALLENGE
FOR A FEW STICKY BUNS?

354
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,637
WHAT WAS THAT?

355
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,722
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY STICKY BUNS
I COULD HAVE BOUGHT

356
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,933
WITH $100,000?

357
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,811
(LAUGHS) O.M.G.

358
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,228
THAT WAS SO PATHETIC.

359
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,272
I HOPE THOSE BUNS
WERE WORTH IT.

360
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,567
WOW.
WE KIND OF SCORED THAT ONE.

361
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,195
I THINK DUNCAN'S
REALLY MAD AT ME.

362
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,823
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SAVED HIM
A STICKY BUN.

363
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,413
THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY DAY!

364
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,874
I HAD IT ALL PLANNED.

365
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,001
I WAS GONNA EAT
MY STICKY BUNS

366
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,336
AND RELAX WITH ONE
OF HEATHER'S FACIALS

367
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,254
WHILE I FINISHED READING
GWEN'S DIARY

368
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,131
AND CLEAN MY TOENAILS.

369
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,843
THAT REMINDS ME--
YOU NEED TO SHARPEN THIS.

370
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:02,392
THEN I WAS GONNA LOOT
THE REST OF OWEN'S SNACK STASH.

371
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,020
-(GASPS)
-BUT YOU ALL RUINED IT!

372
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:08,314
SO, HERE'S YOUR
INVINCI-DARN-BILITY!

373
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,801
YOU!

374
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,762
CHOKE ON THIS, GLUTTON.

375
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:39,971
YOU'RE FINISHED!

376
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,431
(SCOFFS) GOOD.

377
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,474
GET ME OUT OF HERE
AND BACK TO JUVIE.

378
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,977
AT LEAST WITH CONVICTS,
YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.

379
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:49,814
LEFT, LEFT,
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT!

380
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,608
COME ON, SOLDIER.

381
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:55,112
DO I BEAR A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE
TO SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT ALL DAY?

382
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,654
WHAT CAN I SAY?

383
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,448
YOU HAD THE CHANCE
TO ROCK AN ALLIANCE WITH ME,

384
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,283
BUT YOU BLEW IT.

385
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,785
YOU PLAYED THE GAME WELL.

386
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,454
SORRY YOU HAD TO LOSE
OVER STICKY BUNS.

387
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:08,625
I-I-I--

388
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,835
(BURPS)

389
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,129
WHATEVER.

390
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:22,180
SO, LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT
TO THE FINAL THREE.

391
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,101
I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE
WHO GOT ME TO THE FINAL THREE.

392
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:29,062
COURTNEY,
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, GIRL.

393
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,856
YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT BEEN
CHEATED OFF LIKE THAT.

394
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,358
NOAH, YOU ARE ONE
SERIOUSLY SMART GUY.

395
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,486
DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE.

396
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,864
AND LINDSAY, THE MOST
FASHIONABLE GIRL ON THE ISLAND,

397
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,367
NEXT TO ME, YOU KNOW YOU'LL
ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY BFFS.

398
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,744
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT,

399
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,663
I DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE IT
THIS FAR.

400
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,790
(YAWNS)

401
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,085
BUT NOW THAT I HAVE,
I MIGHT AS WELL WIN.

402
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:57,465
SO...
IT'S OWEN AND TWO HOT CHICKS.

403
00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:00,969
(LAUGHS) PAR-TAY!

404
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:03,054
JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE.

405
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,559
AAHH!

406
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,228
(SNARLS)

407
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,563
(GIGGLES)

408
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,524
WHEW!

409
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:18,153
-(ROARS)
-AHHHHH!

410
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,737
(GIGGLES)

411
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,198
WHEW!

412
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,992
-(ROARS)
-AHHHHH!

413
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,493
OHH! WHEW.

414
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,162
NO! WHEW.

415
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:30,623
NO! WHEW. NO!
WHEW.