1 00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:05,548 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 2 00:00:05,590 --> 00:00:07,466 IN A SPECIAL EPISODE, 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,092 WE VISITED THE KICKED-OFF CAMPERS 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,637 AT THEIR RESORT OF REJECTS-- 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,514 PLAYA DE LOSERS. 6 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,433 WE LEARNED THAT BRIDGETTE AND GEOFF 7 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,226 ARE STILL GOING STRONG. 8 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:19,896 KATIE AND SADIE STILL SHARE A BRAIN, 9 00:00:19,938 --> 00:00:23,274 AND COURTNEY IS STILL CARRYING A GRUDGE AGAINST HAROLD 10 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,484 FOR FIXING THE BALLOTS AGAINST HER. 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,028 IN A SHOCKING TWIST, 12 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,781 WE LET THE LOSERS VOTE OFF 13 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:32,115 ONE OF THE FINAL FIVE CAMPERS, 14 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,494 AND IN AN EVEN MORE SHOCKING TWIST, 15 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,289 IT WAS LESHAWNA WHO FOUND HERSELF 16 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:42,710 IN LOSERVILLE, POPULATION 18. 17 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,587 WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF THIS WEEK 18 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:48,132 IN THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET? 19 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:54,054 FIND OUT TONIGHT ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 20 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:02,313 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 21 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:05,232 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 22 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,568 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 23 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:10,279 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 24 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:15,994 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 25 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:18,704 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 26 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,206 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 27 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,126 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 28 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,337 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 29 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:32,259 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 30 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:38,140 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA NA ♪ 31 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:43,729 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 32 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:49,068 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 33 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:53,322 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 34 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:59,453 WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 35 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:03,374 THIS WEEK WE PREPARED A BIZARRE EPISODE FULL OF SURPRISES. 36 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,877 FOR INSTANCE, TAKE THIS WEATHER. 37 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:09,380 RAIN IS NOT AN EASY THING TO CONTROL, LET ME TELL YOU, 38 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:12,008 BUT WE FIGURED THE FOUR REMAINING CAMPERS 39 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:14,259 WERE GETTING OFF WAY TO EASY, 40 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:18,138 SO WE PULLED SOME STRINGS AND VOILA! 41 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,891 AH! 42 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,600 LISTEN UP, CAMPERS. 43 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,352 ONE OF THE MOST GRUELING CHALLENGES 44 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:27,231 OF ANY SUMMER CAMP EXPERIENCE IS THE DREADED RAIN DAY, 45 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:30,401 WHERE ALL ACTIVITIES WITH EVEN THE REMOTEST POSSIBILITY 46 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:34,321 OF FUN ARE CANCELED IN FAVOR OF THE CRAFT TENT. 47 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:38,743 THE FORECAST FOR TOMORROW, RAIN, RAIN, AND MORE RAIN, 48 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,578 FOLLOWED BY RAIN. 49 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,122 SEE YOU ALL IN THE CRAFT TENT TOMORROW 50 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,416 AT 0700 HOURS. 51 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,751 FROWNING LIKE A BIG SUCK 52 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,586 WON'T BRING LESHAWNA BACK, YOU KNOW. 53 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,838 IT'LL JUST GIVE YOU PREMATURE WRINKLES. 54 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,965 OOPS, TOO LATE. 55 00:02:56,052 --> 00:02:58,178 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY 56 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,513 AND VOTE YOURSELF OFF? 57 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:02,516 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU TWO GETTING ALONG 58 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,976 GIVES ME THE WARM FUZZIES. 59 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,978 IN YOUR DREAMS, PERV. 60 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,521 MAN, THIS SUCKS. 61 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:09,481 EVEN OWEN COULDN'T PUT A SHINY, HAPPY SPIN 62 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,358 ON THIS WEATHER. 63 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,861 SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS OWEN? 64 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,279 WHOO-HOO! 65 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,656 FINAL FOUR, BABY! 66 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,491 YEAH! 67 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,078 YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER THREE. 68 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,913 THEY'RE SOLID COMPETITORS. 69 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:26,665 WE ALL HAVE A REAL TRUST THING GOING, 70 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,543 WHICH IS WHY IT'S A GOOD THING NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE JUNK FOOD 71 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,253 I'M STASHING. (CHUCKLES) 72 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,468 OKAY, THEY'LL PROBABLY BE MAD, 73 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,095 BUT NOT AS STEAMED AS CHEF 74 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:41,889 WHEN HE FINDS OUT I WAS RAIDING HIS PANTRY. 75 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,682 OH, DARN IT. 76 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,434 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CONFESSIONAL 77 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:48,311 THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CONFESS STUFF! 78 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,482 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 79 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:05,121 (PINGING) 80 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:07,331 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 81 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:14,172 HEY, CHEF, YOU SEEN THE CAMPERS? 82 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:15,464 NO. 83 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,217 AND I PEELED A WHOLE BAG OF ROTTEN SPUDS. 84 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,886 HMM, I CAN'T FIND THEM EITHER. 85 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,180 COME TO THINK OF IT, 86 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,389 I CAN'T EVEN FIND THEIR CABINS. 87 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,772 (SNORES) 88 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:34,274 (YAWNS) 89 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,944 AHH! 90 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:39,738 WHAT THE-- 91 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,407 WHERE DID ALL THIS WATER COME FROM? 92 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,202 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 93 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,703 WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE LEECHES? 94 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:46,871 AHH! 95 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,081 YOU KNOW, THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS, 96 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,416 IT'S ALMOST FUNNY. 97 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,421 ALL: SHARK! 98 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:03,012 QUICK, WE NEED SOMETHING BIG AND CHEWY TO SHOVE IN HIS MOUTH. 99 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:04,763 OWEN! 100 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,306 SO I SNUCK IN 101 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,851 AND ATE THE ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM'S BAKE SALE. 102 00:05:08,893 --> 00:05:10,644 I MEAN, THE WHOLE SALE. 103 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,980 BUT I GOT CAUGHT ON ACCOUNT OF THE ICING IN MY HAIR. 104 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,566 MY MOM MADE ME PAY FOR IT OUT OF MY ALLOWANCE, 105 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:19,945 BUT, THOSE SOCCER MOMS MAKE A MEAN BROWNIE. 106 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,239 I'M HUNGRY. 107 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,950 AAH! 108 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,828 I'M ALL ALONE, 109 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:31,707 ADRIFT AT SEA. 110 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,167 WITHOUT BREAKFAST. 111 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:40,841 OKAY, IS ANYONE ELSE A LITTLE CREAKED BY THIS DESERTED ISLAND? 112 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,425 P-L-EASE, 113 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,428 ANY MORON CAN SEE THAT THIS IS ONE 114 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,806 OF CHRIS'S CHEESY PRODUCTION SETS WITH FAKE PROPS. 115 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,058 (GRUNT) OW! 116 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:51,185 YO, DRAMA QUEENS, 117 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:53,520 WE'VE OBVIOUSLY JUST DRIFTED DOWNSTREAM. 118 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,398 THE PRODUCERS WILL SEND A SEARCH PARTY. 119 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,945 JUST TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, MY SETS ARE NOT CHEESY. 120 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:04,031 I LOST THREE INTERNS MOVING THOSE ROCKS INTO PLACE. 121 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:07,034 AND ABOUT THAT SEARCH PARTY, NUH-UH. 122 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,703 THOSE CAMPERS ARE ON THEIR OWN. 123 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,581 SO I GUESS THAT MEANS CRAFT DAY IS CANCELED. 124 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:14,666 ANYWAY, I'M STARVED. 125 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,918 LET'S EAT. 126 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,712 YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO EAT THIS SLOP? 127 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,547 YEAH, RIGHT. 128 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,342 I MEAN AT THE BREAKFAST BUFFET BACK AT OUR CAMP. 129 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,304 COOL. (CHUCKLES) 130 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:29,723 OOH. 131 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,350 AHH! 132 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,435 WELL, WELL, WELL, STUCK ON AN ISLAND 133 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,146 WITH TWO HOT GIRLS. 134 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,689 TOO BAD THEY'RE BOTH COMPLETELY ANNOYING. 135 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:41,610 SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THEY LEFT ME HERE TO DIE. 136 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:42,820 MENTAL NOTE, 137 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,073 NEVER SIGN UP FOR A REALITY SHOW EVER AGAIN. 138 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:49,243 AH, LET'S JUST CHILL UNTIL THE RESCUE TEAM ARRIVES. 139 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:51,287 WHAT IF THERE ISN'T A RESCUE TEAM? 140 00:06:51,329 --> 00:06:53,247 WHAT IF THE PRODUCERS THINK WE'RE DEAD? 141 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:55,791 I SAY WE BUILD A RAFT AND TRY TO SAIL BACK TO CAMP. 142 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:58,043 GOOD CALL. LET'S GET MORE LOST. 143 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,254 WE NEED TO BUILD A RAFT. 144 00:07:00,296 --> 00:07:02,298 WE NEED TO STAY PUT. 145 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,758 -BUILD A RAFT. -STAY PUT. 146 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,178 DUH, WE'RE NOT LOST. 147 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,096 THIS IS JUST CHRIS'S LAME ATTEMPT 148 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:11,556 AT CHALLENGING OUR SHIPWRECK SURVIVAL SKILLS. 149 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,684 I'M ONTO YOU, CHRIS! 150 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:17,562 OOH, I'M SO SCARED. 151 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,439 I'M GOING FOR A WALK. 152 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,943 THINGS WERE GETTING REALLY TENSE. 153 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,778 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT WE WERE SOAKED, 154 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,365 COVERED IN BUG BITES, AND STARVING. 155 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,616 BUT I KEPT MY WITS ABOUT ME AS ALWAYS. 156 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,118 IT'S A GOOD THING AT LEAST ONE OF US 157 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,246 CAN REMAIN CALM AND COLLECTED IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY. 158 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,914 NOT BAD. 159 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,834 BEATS SLEEPING ON THE BEACH. 160 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:42,338 OKAY, GOING TO MY HAPPY PLACE. 161 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:43,922 I'M IN A DOUGHNUT SHOP. 162 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,591 THERE'S AN ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR A DOLLAR SALE ON, 163 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,510 UNLIMITED CHOCOLATE MILK. 164 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,470 AHH! GO AWAY! 165 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:53,640 IS THAT... 166 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,017 SAND! 167 00:07:55,059 --> 00:07:58,478 SWEET MAMA IN A SIDECAR GOING 90! 168 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,897 I'M BACK AT CAMP! 169 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,982 WHOO-HOO! 170 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,067 WHOO-HOO! 171 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,402 YEAH! 172 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,611 (SCREAMS) 173 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:13,952 THIS DAY IS REALLY SUCKING. 174 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,289 THE T-REX SKULL WAS MY IDEA. 175 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,624 DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE? 176 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,002 THAT WAS WORTH EVERY INTERN. 177 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:24,755 NICE VIEW. 178 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,131 HEY, YOU TWO, 179 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,425 IF YOU'RE DONE YELLING AT EACH OTHER, 180 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,760 I FOUND US A PLACE TO REST. 181 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,346 (GASP) AHH! 182 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,767 OW! 183 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,107 (THUNDER CRASHES) 184 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,901 SO STILL THINK WE'RE DOWNSTREAM FROM CAMP? 185 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,362 OKAY, I'VE BEEN WRONG BEFORE. 186 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:49,696 OWEN: HELP! 187 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,948 I'M ALL ALONE! 188 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,742 I'M GONNA DIE! 189 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:58,122 HEY, ARE THOSE COCONUTS? 190 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,498 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME 191 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,000 WHY THERE ARE PALM TREES AND COCONUTS UP HERE? 192 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,378 WE'RE UP IN NORTHERN ONTARIO. 193 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:07,923 THEY WERE LEFTOVER PROPS FROM THE BIGASSIC PARK MOVIE SHOOT. 194 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,801 WHAT? WE'RE ON A BUDGET. 195 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,470 OWEN: (BURPS) 196 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:16,474 IT'S BEEN A GRUELING NINE MINUTES OF ISOLATION, 197 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:19,935 WHERE A HUMAN MIND IS RIPE FOR CRACKING. 198 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:24,231 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT, MR. COCONUT? 199 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:27,985 OH, YOU DO. 200 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,154 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BUDDY. 201 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,157 WE'LL HUNT, FORAGE, AND SURVIVE TOGETHER. 202 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,409 BUT FIRST, I NEED TO PEE. 203 00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:40,080 OWEN: CAN YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY, PLEASE? 204 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:42,582 HEATHER: WAIT A SEC. 205 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,251 THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN THEY SENT US 206 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,585 TO BONY ISLAND. 207 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:46,878 DON'T YOU SEE? 208 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,132 IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER SURVIVAL CHALLENGE. 209 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:51,883 YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, CHRIS. 210 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,885 WHAT'S OBVIOUS IS THAT WE'RE STRANDED 211 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,387 ON A DESERTED ISLAND 212 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,931 AND WE'LL DIE UNLESS WE BUILD A RAFT. 213 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,183 IF WE'RE STRANDED, 214 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,353 THEN THE PRODUCERS WILL OBVIOUSLY RESCUE US. 215 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,313 WHAT IF THE PRODUCERS DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK? 216 00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:06,148 THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SHARPEST TOOLS IN THE SHED, 217 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,526 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED. 218 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:12,196 I AM GONNA LET THAT LITTLE COMMENT PASS. 219 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,448 HMM. 220 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:17,784 I WAS SO BETTER OFF WITHOUT THOSE LUNATICS HOLDING ME BACK. 221 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,954 GOOD LUCK LOST IN THE WILD WITHOUT SHELTER. 222 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:24,542 OKAY, SO MAYBE SPLITTING UP WAS A BAD IDEA. 223 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,210 I KNOW I SHOULD MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT 224 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,752 TO HAVE AN ALLIANCE WITH SOMEONE 225 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,339 AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME, BUT THEY'RE BOTH INSANE. 226 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,883 I MEAN, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU TRUST? 227 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,134 FINE. 228 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,345 THEN LET'S MAKE A NEW RULE. 229 00:10:36,387 --> 00:10:38,721 EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES. 230 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,140 BOTH: FINE! 231 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,274 OWEN: ELEVEN MINUTES OF ISOLATION 232 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,527 AND MR. COCONUT AND I HAVE DECIDED 233 00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:55,072 TO LIVE IN THE OUTHOUSE WHERE IT'S SAFE. 234 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,281 (GASPS) 235 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,451 HEADHUNTERS! 236 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:03,205 OH, MAN, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHERE THAT THING WENT. 237 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,456 NOTE TO SELF, 238 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:09,545 NEXT TIME, MAKE MORE THAN ONE ARROW. 239 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:11,963 WHOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH! 240 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:16,051 DIE! DIE! DIE! 241 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,637 ONE FRUIT SALAD, COMING UP. 242 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,516 AND UBER OMELET ON THE SIDE. 243 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,351 YEAH, ROCKING. 244 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,607 (BIRD SCREECHING) 245 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,652 HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CHOCOLATE? 246 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,778 OH, NOWHERE. 247 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,197 JUST OWEN'S SECRET STASH OF JUNK FOOD. 248 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,616 THAT GENIUS. 249 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,784 I ALWAYS THOUGHT HIS MATTRESS LOOKED LUMPY. 250 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,077 YOU GOT TO SHARE THAT WITH US, MAN. 251 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,954 -WE'RE STARVING. -OH, NO. 252 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:47,332 I BELIEVE THE TERM WAS, "EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES." 253 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,959 AND SINCE WE'RE ALONE ON THE ISLAND-- 254 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,921 (LOUD GROWLING) 255 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,423 OR NOT. 256 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,385 DON'T WORRY, MR. COCONUT. 257 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:02,055 YOUR SOFT, FLAKY MARROW IS SAFE WITH ME. 258 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:05,434 (LOUD GROWLING) 259 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,564 BRUNCH IS SERVED. 260 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,441 AH, BRUNCH. 261 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:14,859 SUCH A CIVILIZED MEAL, DON'T YOU THINK? 262 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,028 WE'VE ALREADY DIGESTED YOUR BREAKY, 263 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,323 BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE READY FOR LUNCH. 264 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,365 OOH-HOO-HOO! 265 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,408 HOLLANDAISE! 266 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,577 YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF, CHEF. 267 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:29,207 (GROWLING) 268 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,002 IT'S JUST CHRIS FREAKING US OUT. 269 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,129 (RUMBLING) 270 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,006 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, I'M OUT OF HERE. 271 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,466 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 272 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,884 WHO CARES? AT LEAST IT'S NOT HERE WITH YOU. 273 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,680 I'LL TRADE YOU MY EGG IN EXCHANGE FOR A RIDE. 274 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,890 RIDING WITH HIM WAS THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO. 275 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,935 BUT I WAS STARVING. 276 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,729 (RUMBLING) 277 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,730 DEAL. 278 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,773 (GASPS) WHAT? 279 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:57,194 HEY! HEY, YOU CAN'T JUST FORM AN ALLIANCE AND LEAVE ME. 280 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,404 BYE, HEATHER. GOOD LUCK. 281 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,031 DON'T GO! DON'T GO! 282 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,324 IF YOU COME BACK, 283 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,618 I'LL LET YOU HAVE OWEN'S...BARS! 284 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:09,164 OKAY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 285 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:13,585 THEY LEFT ME THERE ALONE ON THAT ISLAND TO DIE. 286 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,046 I HAD TO DRAW ON RESERVES OF INNER STRENGTH 287 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,215 I NEVER KNEW I HAD. 288 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,841 IF YOU'RE WATCHING, LINDSAY, 289 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,344 I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 290 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,680 YOU'RE AN AWESOME FRIEND, AND--AND BETH, 291 00:13:24,722 --> 00:13:25,847 DITTO FOR YOU. 292 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,307 MISS YOU, GUYS. 293 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,142 BFF FOREVER. 294 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,063 COME ON, MR. COCONUT, 295 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,441 MUST FIND FOOD. 296 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,820 AH, FUN IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS. 297 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,822 TOO BAD THE INTERNS ARE MISSING IT. 298 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,200 WE SHOULD SEND THEM A VIDEO OF THIS. 299 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,452 GOOD TIMES. 300 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,707 YOU PADDLE LIKE A GIRL. 301 00:13:51,749 --> 00:13:53,917 OH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE ACCOMMODATIONS, 302 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,043 THERE'S THE DOOR. 303 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,378 JUST GIVE ME THE OAR. 304 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,880 NO, IT'S MY RAFT. I ROW. 305 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,507 OH, WELL, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, 306 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,760 BUT I THINK YOU JUST RODE US IN A BIG CIRCLE 307 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,471 'CAUSE THERE'S THE SHORE AGAIN. 308 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:11,101 UH, LOOKS LIKE OUR DESERTED ISLAND ISN'T SO DESERTED. 309 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,061 WHICH WILL COST YOU ONE OMELET? 310 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,105 (SCREECHING) 311 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,069 UH, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR EGG BACK. 312 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,280 NO, NO, PLEASE. I INSIST. 313 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,827 AHH! 314 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,293 WHOA! 315 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,881 (GRUNTING) 316 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:44,050 AHH! HELP! 317 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,845 (BOTH SCREAMING) 318 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,597 AHH! 319 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,181 GET AWAY FROM ME! 320 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,267 HELP! 321 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,893 (GRUNTING) 322 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,147 OH, UM, MALLOMARS. 323 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,859 OWEN? IS THAT YOU? 324 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,944 YOU COMPLETELY FREAKED ME OUT. 325 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,488 AND WHAT IS WITH THAT BIG BEARD? 326 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,781 OW! 327 00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:09,075 HEATHER, IS IT REALLY YOU? YOU'RE NOT A MIRAGE? 328 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,994 OW! DO YOU MIND? 329 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,162 GWEN AND DUNCAN: AHH! 330 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,874 WHOA! 331 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,501 UHH! 332 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,502 OWEN? 333 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,004 OH, MY BRETHREN. 334 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,964 AT LAST WE'RE TOGETHER. 335 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,842 I SHALL NEVER LET GO. 336 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,802 (HISSING) 337 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,428 OH, LET ME REPHRASE THAT. 338 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,180 RUN! 339 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,268 (HISSING) 340 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,770 WHAT'S WITH THE FAKE BEARD? 341 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,690 OW! 342 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,400 SO, CHEF, HOW DO YOU THINK OUR CAMPERS ARE DOING 343 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,320 ON THEIR DESERTED ISLAND? 344 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,906 ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THEM BY NOW, 345 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,409 MAULED BY BEARS, FELL OFF THE CLIFF, 346 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,870 STARVED TO DEATH. 347 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,497 HMM, MAYBE I SHOULD GO CHECK THE MONITORS 348 00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,415 AND SEE WHAT KIND OF FOOTAGE WE GOT. 349 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,127 CHRIS, MAN, YOU ARE ONE DEDICATED HOST. 350 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,087 YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION. 351 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,882 THANKS, DUDE. 352 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,591 THAT'S WHAT I DO. 353 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,926 (LAUGH) 354 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,554 OWEN: OKAY, I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE 355 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,890 SOMETHING THAT IS CARAMELY. 356 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,349 MALLOMARS? 357 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,310 (LAUGHS) OH, RIGHT AGAIN. 358 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,021 OKAY, IT'S YOUR TURN, MR. COCONUT. 359 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,106 HE KNOWS IT'S JUST A FRUIT, RIGHT? 360 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,984 THAT'S IT! I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME. 361 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,570 I CAN'T BOND WITH YOU GUYS ANYMORE 362 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,071 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL CRAZY. 363 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,072 YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE NOT. 364 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,616 I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON THIS SHOW 365 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,077 -WITH A SHRED OF SANITY. -HA! 366 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,620 AND THIS COMING FROM THE GIRL 367 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,582 WHO CHANGES FRIENDS MORE OFTEN THAN I CHANGE SOCKS. 368 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,042 WHICH IS SO NOT OFTEN ENOUGH BY THE WAY. 369 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,836 AT LEAST I'VE GOT MY GAME ON. 370 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,295 GAME ON? 371 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,422 HELLO. 372 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,840 NONE OF US ARE IN THE COMPETITION 373 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,800 BECAUSE THE PRODUCERS THINK WE'RE DEAD 374 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,720 WHICH MEANS WE'RE GONNA DIE ON THIS FREAKING ISLAND? 375 00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:52,804 WE ARE? 376 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,389 AHH! 377 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,642 HEAVENLY HASH, WE'RE GONNA DIE, 378 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,478 AND I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A DATE OR HELD HANDS 379 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,107 OR FULFILLED ANY OF MY OWEN GETS JIGGY FANTASIES. 380 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,734 -LIKE THE ONE- -DUH! 381 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,361 MAKE HIM STOP! 382 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,618 THANKS. 383 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,788 AND THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT, THIS IS HOW I'M GONNA DIE. 384 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,291 MY BRAIN WAS ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLODE FROM FRUSTRATION. 385 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:24,377 GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO? 386 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,505 RUN FOR OUR LIVES AND LEAVE YOU AND MR. COCONUT BEHIND? 387 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,675 NO, WE NEED TO CONFESS OUR SINS. 388 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,552 UH, NOT. 389 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,471 OH, NO, SERIOUSLY. 390 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,974 I CONFESSED ALL MY SINS. IT FELT GREAT. 391 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,977 DON'T YOU WANT TO CLEAR YOUR CONSCIENCE BEFORE YOU DIE? 392 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:43,855 WHOA! 393 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,524 SO THAT'S WHAT YOU WENT TO JUVIE HALL FOR? 394 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,236 YEAH, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT AS BAD AS WHAT HEATHER DID. 395 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,781 I ADMIT, IT WAS A LITTLE UNORTHODOX, 396 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,158 BUT IT DOESN'T COME CLOSE TO WHAT GWEN DID, 397 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,786 IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME. 398 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:00,789 (SIGHS) 399 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:01,832 THERE, 400 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,042 DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? 401 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,171 EW! EW! SPIDER IN THE BED! 402 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,590 SPIDER IN THE BED! 403 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,591 HEY, LOOK, 404 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,719 WE GOT NEIGHBORS. 405 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,304 THE RESCUE TEAM? 406 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,390 OR A TRICK, COURTESY OF CHRIS. 407 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,185 I KNOW HOW WE CAN FIND OUT. 408 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,149 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 409 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,985 WE PRETEND WE'RE THE HEADHUNTERS 410 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,361 AND SCARE THE BEJABBERS 411 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,321 OUT OF WHOEVER'S MESSING WITH OUR HEADS. 412 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,740 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, A 50 FOOT PYTHON 413 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,741 WITH AN ATTITUDE. 414 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,869 OH, THAT. 415 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,374 WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT HOURS AGO? 416 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,543 WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON ALL OUR BONDING? 417 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,544 COME ON! 418 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,963 LET'S GO OOGA BOOGIE! 419 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,255 THIS IS IT, BRETHREN. 420 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,591 WE MIGHT NOT COME BACK ALIVE, 421 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:58,096 SO LET'S GET OUR OOGIE-BOOGIE GROOVE ON. 422 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,556 YEAH, OWEN. 423 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,140 I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS. 424 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,308 OOGA BOOGA! OOGA, OOGA, OOGA. 425 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,685 OOGA BOOGA, OOGA, OOGA! 426 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,020 ALL: AH! 427 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:13,236 HEY, GUYS. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP. 428 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,739 MR. COCONUT, IT'S A MIRAGE! 429 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,117 THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION. 430 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,369 WELL, WHY IS HE TALKING TO A COCONUT? 431 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,705 OWEN, IT'S NOT A MIRAGE. 432 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:27,667 IT'S OUR PRODUCTION CREW'S SECRET LOCATION. 433 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,670 (GASPS) 434 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,172 OR WAS A SECRET, UNTIL NOW. 435 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,717 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE T-REX SKULL? 436 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,886 AND THE PREHISTORIC GOOSE? 437 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:41,347 OH, THOSE ARE JUST LEFT OVER FROM A DINOSAUR MOVIE THAT WAS-- 438 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,101 YOU MEAN WHILE WE WERE SHIPWRECKED, 439 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,268 YOU WERE HERE, BASKING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY 440 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:50,440 A MERE 100 FEET AWAY? 441 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,484 YES, HEATHER, THAT WOULD BE ACCURATE. 442 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:57,238 SORRY, I'D INVITE YOU IN, BUT THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR SIX. 443 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,284 SEE YOU AT THE CAMPFIRE TONIGHT. 444 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,494 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 445 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:13,088 WELL, IT'S BEEN A GRUELING DAY, CAMPERS. 446 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:16,549 FRANKLY, CHEF AND I ARE WORN OUT. 447 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,010 I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TWO VALUABLE LESSONS. 448 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,553 FIRST, ALWAYS MAKE SURE 449 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,723 YOUR CABINS ARE SECURELY FASTENED TO THE GROUND, 450 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:28,519 AND SECOND, THE EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES IDEA SUCKS. 451 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,939 FOUR HEADS ARE ALWAYS BETTER THAN ONE. 452 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,774 (CLEARS THROAT) 453 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:36,319 I THINK YOU MEAN FIVE. 454 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:40,907 WHICH BRINGS US TO YET ANOTHER DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY. 455 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,660 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU HAVE FOUR MARSHMALLOWS. 456 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,745 THAT'S ONE FOR EACH OF US. 457 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,039 EXCELLENT, OBSERVATION, DUDE. 458 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,416 HEATHER, DUNCAN, 459 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,669 GWEN, 460 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,171 OWEN. 461 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,379 OH, NO. 462 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,340 -YOU DON'T MEAN! -YEP. 463 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:02,053 IT'S TIME FOR MR. COCONUT TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME. 464 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,681 BUT WHY? 465 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,145 YEAH, GET IT TOGETHER, DUDE. 466 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,646 YOU'RE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT. 467 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,606 MR. COCONUT! 468 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:17,194 NO! 469 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,737 BY THE WAY, WHAT WE CONFESSED BACK THERE 470 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,239 STAYS BACK THERE. 471 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,240 OH, YEAH. 472 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,783 NO ARGUMENT. 473 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,412 DON'T WORRY, MR. COCONUT. 474 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,332 I SHALL NEVER LET GO.