1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:05,548 LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND 2 00:00:05,590 --> 00:00:08,968 AN ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER TERRORIZED OUR CAMPERS 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,678 WITH HIS MEAT-MANGLING HOOK 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,305 AND MEGA-MURDEROUS CHAINSAW. 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,391 THERE WAS A LARGE AMOUNT OF SCREAMING, 6 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,852 ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE WHOLE THING WAS REALLY 7 00:00:17,894 --> 00:00:19,687 JUST AN ELABORATE PUNK. 8 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:22,356 OOH-OOH-OOH. I LOVE THIS PART. 9 00:00:22,398 --> 00:00:25,359 DUNCAN WAS THE ONLY ONE TO PSYCH OUT THE PSYCHO, 10 00:00:25,401 --> 00:00:27,278 BUT ULTIMATE VICTORY WENT TO GWEN, 11 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,947 WHO SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE KITCHEN 12 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:32,742 WITH AN ACTUAL PSYCHO, WHICH LEFT D.J. 13 00:00:32,784 --> 00:00:36,412 THE CHICKEN-HEART TO FLOAT THE LOSER BOAT HOME. 14 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:38,330 ONLY SEVEN CAMPERS REMAIN. 15 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,123 WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL LOSE? 16 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,166 OW! 17 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,919 WHO WILL NEED A RABIES SHOT, 18 00:00:42,961 --> 00:00:45,838 THANKS TO THIS UNGRATEFUL LITTLE-- 19 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:51,594 FIND OUT ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 20 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:06,377 WILDFLOWERS FOR A WILD AND CRAZY GAL? 21 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,628 OH, YEAH? 22 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,922 AS IN THE KIND YOU ABANDON AND LEAVE FOR DEAD 23 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,298 IN THE HANDS OF A CHAINSAW-WIELDING 24 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,009 PSYCHO KILLER WITH A HOOK? 25 00:02:13,051 --> 00:02:15,011 ME? ABANDON YOU? 26 00:02:15,053 --> 00:02:16,929 NEVER. NEVER EVER. 27 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,686 WASN'T THERE JUST A 300-POUND 28 00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:25,646 BAG OF JOY TALKING TO YOU? 29 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:28,774 I'M ONLY 296! 30 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,026 SOMEONE SET A TRAP... 31 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,153 OR TWO. 32 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:36,490 CHRIS: GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS! 33 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,577 OR SHOULD I SAY TRAPPERS? 34 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,244 READY FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE? 35 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,039 EXCELLENT. 36 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:44,790 THEN LET'S CHAT ABOUT IT OVER CHOW, 37 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,375 SHALL WE? 38 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,627 HE'S COMING BACK TO UNTRAP US, RIGHT? 39 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,548 -(SIGHS) -GOOD AIM. 40 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,808 PASTE? 41 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,561 CAMPERS, THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN OF YOU LEFT ON 42 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,646 TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 43 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,399 AFTER TONIGHT'S DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY, 44 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:12,860 ONLY SIX OF YOU WILL REMAIN. 45 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:16,488 WE'RE NEARING THE END, PEOPLE, SO LOOK ALIVE. 46 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,116 WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF WINNING? 47 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,658 I'D SAY THEY'RE PRETTY DARN GREAT 48 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,953 BECAUSE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE FOR ME IS A DEAD MAN. 49 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,162 ARE YOU LISTENING OUT THERE, 50 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,956 ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN KICKED OFF? 51 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,083 IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME, I'LL FIND YOU. 52 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:30,711 I AM SO STOKED. 53 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:34,048 THE FINAL SEVEN AND I'M GOING ALL THE WAY, DUDES. 54 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:35,215 WOO-HOO! 55 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,426 I THINK I GOT A GOOD SHOT AT WINNING. 56 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,179 HECK, I WON STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT TWO YEARS RUNNING, 57 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,222 AND I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SPEECH! 58 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:45,851 I CAN DO THIS, MAN. WOO! 59 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,729 TODAY'S CHALLENGE INVOLVES MAKING LIKE 60 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:52,315 OUR PROVINCE'S GREAT RANGERS AND GAME WARDENS. 61 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:55,235 YOU'LL EACH HAVE 8 HOURS TO TRAP AN ANIMAL. 62 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,362 GOT ONE. 63 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,573 A WILD ANIMAL, 64 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:05,412 WHICH YOU MUST BRING BACK TO THE CAMPFIRE, UNHARMED. 65 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,290 RANGERS AND GAME WARDENS OFTEN HAVE TO RELOCATE ANIMALS 66 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:13,712 FOR THEIR OWN GOOD AND THE GOOD OF CAMPERS. 67 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,381 GIRL: OW! GET OFF! 68 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,800 FOR MY GOOD, 69 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:19,342 I MIGHT HAVE TO BARBECUE MY ANIMAL. 70 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,887 I'M STARVING TO DEATH. 71 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,056 FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT, GWEN. 72 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:26,517 REWARD FOR WINNING TODAY'S CHALLENGE 73 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:30,395 IS A MEAL OF ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS. 74 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,606 I AM SO WINNING. 75 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,525 SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT THAT? 76 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,402 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN THE FINAL SEVEN. 77 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:40,322 CAN YOU IMAGINE ME, WINNING? 78 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,658 HA-HA-HA-HO! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. 79 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,910 WOO-HOO-HOO! 80 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,662 EVERYONE ELSE HERE TOTALLY DESERVES IT 81 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:49,748 MORE THAN I DO, THOUGH, EXCEPT HEATHER. 82 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,792 SHE'S REALLY MEAN. 83 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,460 I'M NOT AFRAID OF HER, THOUGH. 84 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,461 -HEATHER: OWEN? -AAH! 85 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:55,838 (KNOCKING ON THE DOOR) 86 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,339 HEATHER: ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED IN THERE? 87 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,508 JUST ABOUT DONE. 88 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,762 (ANIMAL HOOTS) 89 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,723 EVERYONE, 90 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,474 CHOOSE AN ANIMAL ASSIGNMENT. 91 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:08,559 CHIPMUNK. 92 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,810 FROG. 93 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:10,853 RACCOON. 94 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:11,854 DUCK. 95 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:12,938 BEAVER. 96 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,482 DEER. YES! BAGGING A DOE. 97 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:20,529 BEAR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 98 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,865 IT'S THE ONLY ANIMAL LEFT. 99 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:25,034 THESE DEGENERATES GET CUTE LITTLE FROGGY 100 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:26,493 AND WEE BABY DUCKY 101 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,872 AND I'M SUPPOSED TO TRAP A BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS? 102 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:32,083 YOU DO GET 60 SECONDS IN THE BOATHOUSE 103 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,376 TO GATHER ANY EQUIPMENT THAT MIGHT HELP. 104 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,003 UNLESS THERE'S AN ANIMAL TRAINER 105 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,922 AND A ZEBRA CARCASS IN THERE, 106 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,339 I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE ADEQUATE. 107 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,508 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 108 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,720 I DON'T THINK I'VE MENTIONED THE PENALTY YET. 109 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:47,014 HEATHER: I DON'T CARE. I'LL TAKE IT. 110 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:50,059 LOSER CLEANS THE COMMUNAL WASHROOMS. 111 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,402 SORRY. 112 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,363 I THINK I ATE TOO MUCH OF THAT DELICIOUS PASTE. 113 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,615 (FARTS) 114 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:05,950 ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS. 115 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,077 YOU HAVE JUST ONE MINUTE IN THE BOATHOUSE 116 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:09,995 TO GRAB YOUR CRITTER-CATCHING GEAR. 117 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:28,013 UH, YOU'RE GONNA TRAP A RACCOON WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER? 118 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:31,267 HEATHER: YOU MAY WANT TO RETHINK THAT. 119 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:32,977 AH, THANKS FOR THE TIP. 120 00:06:36,272 --> 00:06:38,023 AAH! OW! 121 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,566 I GOT PAPER TOWELS! 122 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,652 YEAH! WOO! 123 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,612 A BURLAP SACK? 124 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,197 YOU SHOULD PATENT THAT. 125 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,865 10 SECONDS REMAINING. 126 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,660 HA HA HA HA! 127 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,204 EXCUSE ME. PARDON. COMING THROUGH. 128 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,622 IS THAT LEGAL? CAN SHE JUST-- 129 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:54,706 OH. 130 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,586 DUCK BAIT. YEAH, THAT'LL WORK. 131 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:00,671 AAH! 132 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,635 I THINK THERE'S STILL FISH IN HERE. 133 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,346 THE NET'S ALL YOURS. 134 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:10,514 AND P.S., IT'LL NEVER HOLD A BEAR. 135 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,268 I DON'T KNOW. 136 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:15,978 I GUESS I HAVE A CHANCE. 137 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,396 LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. 138 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,106 IF I DIDN'T THINK I COULD WIN, 139 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,692 DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE IN THIS DUMP? 140 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,443 PUTTING UP WITH THE REVOLTING FOOD, 141 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,363 GIANT BUGS, AND CAMERAS IN YOUR FACE 142 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:26,697 ALL DAY IS ONE THING. 143 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,282 BUT HEATHER? 144 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:31,243 ONLY $100,000 COULD MAKE ME LIVE WITH HER. 145 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,495 I ASSUME I'M THE FAVORITE TO WIN. 146 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,455 I MEAN, LOOK WHO'S LEFT. 147 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,582 WEIRD GOTH GIRL, A CRIMINAL, 148 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,418 A FART MACHINE, A PARTY DUDE, 149 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,213 A PSYCHO HOSE BEAST, AND LESHAWNA. 150 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,714 AND THE ONLY THING SHE HAS GOING FOR HER IS 151 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,383 THAT SHE HASN'T MADE ANY ENEMIES. 152 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:46,758 WHOOP-DE-DO! 153 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,263 WE'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. WE ARE HERE TO WIN. 154 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,598 AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I PLAN ON DOING. 155 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:57,728 HEY, BUMPER THINGIES, OLD SANDWICH, 156 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,147 A STICK, BIG, NASTY HOOK. 157 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,441 SCORE! TRANQUILIZER GUN! 158 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,859 GUYS, LOOK! 159 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,485 COULD YOU PLEASE AIM THE OTHER WAY? 160 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,321 EVERYBODY READY? 161 00:08:07,363 --> 00:08:08,447 ALL: YES. 162 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,531 NO. 163 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,741 GAME ON. 164 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,248 SEE, NOW HEATHER-- SHE WAS MY COMPETITION. 165 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:20,167 AND AS MUCH AS IT MADE ME WANT TO HURL, 166 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:23,379 I KNEW I HAD TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE. 167 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:25,089 YOU CAN BORROW MY CHAINSAW AFTER I'M DONE. 168 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,131 GREAT. 169 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,259 THE BEAR CAN USE IT TO SKIN ME ALIVE 170 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,052 AFTER HE'S FINISHED MAULING ME. 171 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:32,430 THANKS. 172 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,765 WELL, I DID PICK SOMETHING UP THAT MIGHT HELP YOU. 173 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,601 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP ME? 174 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:42,064 BECAUSE IF YOU TEAM UP WITH ME, I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE FINAL TWO. 175 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:43,274 NOT INTERESTED. 176 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,483 SUIT YOURSELF. 177 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,818 I USUALLY DO. 178 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,363 SHE'LL BE BACK. JUST WAIT. 179 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,034 (BIRDS SCREECHING) 180 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,088 COME HERE, DUCKY, DUCKY. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 181 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,054 COME AND GET IT. 182 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:25,983 UH, LAST TIME I CHECKED, DUCKS WADDLED. 183 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,573 THIS IS GONNA BE WAY TOO EASY. 184 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,368 I THINK I GOT AS GOOD A SHOT OF WINNING AS ANYONE ELSE, 185 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,497 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING STAND IN MY WAY, Y'ALL. 186 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,623 I'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP WINNING INVINCIBILITY 187 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,251 SO THAT COW HEATHER CAN'T VOTE ME OFF. 188 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,211 MANIPULATIVE PAIN IN MY BUTT'S BEEN TRYING TO 189 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,838 GET RID OF ME FOR WEEKS. 190 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:53,093 (CROAKS) 191 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,226 YEAH. FROGGY GONNA PAY. 192 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:10,277 AHEM. LOOK. 193 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:13,071 I'M NO BEAR WHISPERER, BUT I'VE GOT SOME GARBAGE HERE. 194 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,074 SO JUST COME AND GET IT. 195 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,576 HELLO! I DON'T HAVE ALL-- 196 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,161 (GROWLS) 197 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,881 HEY, BUDDY. HEY, LITTLE PAL. 198 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,467 COME ON. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. 199 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,010 (CHITTERING) 200 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,642 OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE. 201 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:46,063 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS BUT... 202 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,039 THAT'S MORE THAN WHAT MEETS THE EYE. 203 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,510 BANZAI! 204 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,352 WHOOPS. 205 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,062 OH, MY GOSH, I SHOULD TOTALLY WIN. 206 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,897 OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT TIME I DRESSED UP AS A BEAR AND LIKE, 207 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,941 SCARED EVERYONE, AND I WAS LIKE, "RRR." 208 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,611 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "AAH! SAVE ME!" 209 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,529 WELL, IF SOMEONE ELSE DRESSED UP AS A BEAR, 210 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:36,572 AND IT WASN'T ME, 211 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:37,948 I TOTALLY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SCARED. 212 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,241 I WOULD HAVE KNOWN 213 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,659 WHICH MAKES ME SMARTER THAN THEY ARE. 214 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,411 OH, DID I MENTION I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 188? 215 00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:43,828 BECAUSE I DO. 216 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,669 HEATHER, WAIT UP. 217 00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:54,881 (QUACKING) 218 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,008 HMM! I HATE THIS FREAKING SHOW. 219 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,636 AAH! 220 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,600 AAH! 221 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,031 OOH! 222 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,041 THE NATURALIST IS AT ONE WITH THE WILD. 223 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,876 HE IS PART OF IT. 224 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,420 MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH HIS 225 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:37,466 FELLOW CREATURES CREATES PEACE, CREATES BROTHERHOOD. 226 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:40,135 WE ARE ONE, LITTLE FELLOW, YES. 227 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,428 WE ARE ONE. 228 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,805 AND YOU'RE THE ONLY THING 229 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,100 STANDING BETWEEN ME AND VICTORY. 230 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,769 STILL, I LOVE YOU. 231 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,897 AAH! THAT SMARTS! 232 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,940 AAH! 233 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,285 (WHINNIES) 234 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:06,370 WHOOPS. 235 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,414 A BEAR. 236 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,041 A BEAR? 237 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,918 I MEAN, HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH A BEAR? 238 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,421 GWEN: OPEN THE CAGE, OPEN THE CAGE! 239 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,222 YES! I WIN THE DINNER. 240 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,473 YES! 241 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,518 BRING ME DUCK SOUP, PEKING DUCK, 242 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,646 DUCK A L'ORANGE, CHOCOLATE MOUSSE. 243 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:35,524 NO, CHOCOLATE DUCK. 244 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,775 I WIN! 245 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,652 DUNCAN: OPEN THE CAGE! 246 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,495 (QUACKS) 247 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,705 (CHITTERS) 248 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:51,665 HA! 249 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,291 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 250 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,127 GWEN WON ALREADY. 251 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,715 (LAUGHS) HEY, HOST MAN, BRING ON THE CHOW. 252 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:01,425 CHRIS: DON'T FORGET. 253 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:06,137 LAST CAMPER TO CATCH THEIR CRITTER CLEANS THE WASHROOM. 254 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,599 WELL, I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO. 255 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:12,060 I COULD HELP YOU BAG A BEAR, DEER. 256 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,980 HE'S EVIL, MANIPULATIVE, SKETCHY, 257 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,857 AND COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE. 258 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,568 I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS. 259 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,278 AND SINCE I'M SERIOUSLY IN THE MARKET 260 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,114 FOR A NEW ALLIANCE, BRING ON MR. DELINQUENT. 261 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:34,874 OOH. 262 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:38,002 BEAVERS, DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY. 263 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,004 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY. 264 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,591 (YELLS) 265 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,855 WHOOPS. 266 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,817 YEAH, GENIUS RUNS IN MY FAMILY, AND PSYCHOTHERAPY. 267 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,234 ONCE AT MY FAMILY BARBECUE, 268 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,361 MY UNCLE CUT OFF HIS EAR WITH A STEAK KNIFE 269 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,113 TO EMULATE VAN GOGH BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE, 270 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,698 ALL ARTISTIC, BUT HE CHICKENED OUT 271 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,032 AND ONLY CUT HALF OF IT OFF! 272 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,660 IT WAS JUST LIKE, HANGING THERE! 273 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,035 IT WAS SO GROSS! 274 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,954 I SWEAR, I THINK SOME OF IT ENDED UP IN MY SALAD. 275 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:15,749 (CROAK) 276 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,921 COME ON, FROGGY, IT'S GOUDA. 277 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,758 OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT TRICKING ME, FROGGY. 278 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,384 I'M NOT COMING OVER THERE. 279 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,680 YOU WANT THIS CHEESE, YOU ARE COMING OVER HERE. 280 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:42,818 OKAY, ONE MORE STEP. BUT THAT'S IT. 281 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:44,194 UGH! 282 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:48,866 FROGGY, BE PLAYING WITH THE WRONG SISTER! 283 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:52,870 THE NATURALIST WOULD LIKE 284 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,954 THE CHIPMUNK TO LISTEN TO REASON. 285 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,208 THE NATURALIST WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT 286 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,919 THAT WE'RE ALL ONE IN THE EYES OF MOTHER NATURE. 287 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,420 ONE LOVE, CHIPPY. 288 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,463 OOH! 289 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,302 WORK WITH ME. YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE. 290 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,470 HERE. 291 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,763 NO, NO. 292 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,390 SEE, THE THING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN 293 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,099 IS I AGREE TO BE IN AN ALLIANCE WITH YOU, 294 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,018 AND YOU HELP ME CATCH THE BEAR. 295 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,563 WHAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IS I WEAR A REINDEER COSTUME. 296 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,147 HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN? 297 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,025 ALSO, YOU DON'T ASK ME A GAZILLION STUPID QUESTIONS. 298 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,653 YOU PUT THESE ON, THE BEAR THINKS YOU'RE A DEER. 299 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,072 YOU RUN AWAY AND LEAD HIM TOWARDS THE CAMPGROUND. 300 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,615 HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN? 301 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,950 I BET YOU'RE FASTER. 302 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,035 BUT WHAT I WILL DO IS FOLLOW. 303 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,746 JUST GUIDE THE BEAR INTO THE CAGE. 304 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,247 I BET MOST OF THE OTHER MORONS 305 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,750 HAVE ALREADY GOT THEIR ANIMALS BACK TO CAMP. 306 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,919 YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 307 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,421 IT'S WHAT THEY CALL A WIN-WIN. 308 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,631 SHE SUCCEEDS, AND I HAVE AN ALLIANCE. 309 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,300 SHE LOSES, AND SHE GETS EATEN BY A BEAR. 310 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:56,182 WOW, THAT ALL LOOKS GOOD! 311 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,935 GEOFF: OPEN THE CAGE! 312 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,734 HEY, MAN, IMPRESSIVE. 313 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:06,860 AND NO RABIES. 314 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,366 I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER. 315 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,826 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS. 316 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,664 HUH, I GUESS THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS. 317 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,128 IZZY: I GOT IT. 318 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:29,340 IT MAY HAVE BEEN A SLOW START, BUT I FINALLY GOT IT. 319 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,259 IZZY'S A SHARPSHOOTER. 320 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,471 BANZAI. 321 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,684 YES. (LAUGHS) 322 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,019 (BEAR ROARS) 323 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,314 HAVE YOU SEEN HEATHER? 324 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,482 WHO? 325 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,026 ABOUT YAY TALL, LONG, DARK HAIR, HOT, 326 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,444 WEARING DEER ANTLERS. 327 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,242 WHOOPS. 328 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,837 SO...WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FIRST? 329 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,506 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. 330 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,716 OWEN: WOO-HOO! 331 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,011 CHRIS, OPEN THE CAGE! 332 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,354 A NATURALIST WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. 333 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,152 CLOSE THE CAGE! CLOSE THE CAGE! 334 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,362 YOU SURE? 335 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,530 CLOSE IT! 336 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,954 WHY, HELLO, DUCKY. 337 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,707 OH, AND WHAT A NICE, LITTLE RACCOON YOU ARE, 338 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,792 NEXT TO THE SWEET BEAVERS. 339 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,671 OW! 340 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,131 I'M THE NATURALIST! 341 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,935 YOU, UH, SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE INFIRMARY 342 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:07,022 TO GET YOUR BUTT DART REMOVED? 343 00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:12,569 NOT UNTIL PSYCHO HOSE BEAST GOES DOWN. 344 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,739 CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES AND MADE YOUR DECISION. 345 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,574 WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, 346 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,410 COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR MARSHMALLOW. 347 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,079 THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE 348 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,831 A MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT MUST IMMEDIATELY 349 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,833 RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME 350 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,294 TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS AND LEAVE. 351 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,547 THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST, 352 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:36,509 AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK, EVER. 353 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,636 ONE THING I'LL BE HAPPY TO NEVER SEE AGAIN? 354 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,097 CHEF'S FOOD. 355 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,305 DEFINITELY THE FOOD. 356 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,641 -THE FOOD. -THAT IS THE RANKEST-- 357 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,809 STINKIEST-- 358 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,810 NASTIEST-- 359 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,353 -GROSSEST-- -OLDEST-- 360 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,939 MOLDIEST 361 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,440 -BLANDEST-- -BADDEST-- 362 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,275 MOST DISGUSTING SLOP I HAVE EVER HAD TO EAT. 363 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,903 OH, AND THE BATHROOMS? 364 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,905 DID YOU SEE THOSE STALLS? 365 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,156 I DON'T THINK THEY'VE BEEN CLEANED IN-- 366 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,699 35 YEARS! 367 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,701 WOW-WHEE, THEY STINK! 368 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,787 OH, AND I MEAN STINK. 369 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,372 THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO... 370 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,499 GEOFF. 371 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,502 OWEN. 372 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,631 LESHAWNA. 373 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,593 DUNCAN. 374 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,845 HEATHER. 375 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,099 ONE MARSHMALLOW, TWO PLAYERS. 376 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:28,519 IZZY, GWEN, ONE OF YOU HAS SPENT YOUR LAST NIGHT 377 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,813 ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 378 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,275 JUST GIVE IT TO GWEN ALREADY. 379 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,487 EH. 380 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,160 OH, WE'VE ALL GOT TO GO SOMETIME, RIGHT? 381 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,036 YOU COULD MAKE OUT WITH ME FIRST, 382 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,080 IF THAT WOULD CUSHION THE BLOW. 383 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,539 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 384 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,833 THANKS FOR COMING OUT! 385 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,174 BEING THE LOSER, YOU REALIZE 386 00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,010 YOU STILL HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS. 387 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,972 DUNCAN, I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES. 388 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,975 DUNCAN: AH, THE SHOWER IS DISGUSTING. 389 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,936 LESHAWNA TOOK, LIKE, THREE FROGGY MUD RINSES TODAY. 390 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,270 DON'T FORGET TO SCRUB THE GROUT 391 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,647 WITH GWEN'S TOOTHBRUSH. 392 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,024 WHY DID LESHAWNA-- 393 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,693 AAH. 394 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,361 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARALYSIS? 395 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,155 IT'S COMING BACK SLOWLY, 396 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:23,783 LIKE THE MEMORIES OF YOU GETTING ME SHOT, 397 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,995 SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ALLOWED TO FORGET.