1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:05,256 CHRIS: PREVIOUSLY ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 2 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:07,967 CAMPERS HAD TO BUILD THEIR OWN HOT WHEELS 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:12,555 IN A MOTORCROSS CHALLENGE TO RACE FOR INVINCIBILITY. 4 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:17,602 THERE WERE BIG WINNERS AND BIG-TIME LOSERS. 5 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,478 AND THERE WAS EVEN SOME WICKED, 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,565 OFF-THE-TRACK MOTORCROSS STUNTS. 7 00:00:22,607 --> 00:00:23,942 BUT IN THE END, 8 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:25,860 IT WAS HEATHER WHO CROSSED THE FINISH LINE 9 00:00:25,902 --> 00:00:28,529 AND DOUBLE-CROSSED LINDSAY 10 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:31,031 BY DESTROYING HER BIKE AND THEIR ALLIANCE, 11 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:34,577 PROVING HEATHER REALLY IS A BACKSTABBING USER 12 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:36,161 WHO'LL DO ANYTHING TO WIN. 13 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:39,624 LINDSAY ULTIMATELY LOST THE RACE AND THE CHALLENGE, 14 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:44,670 WHICH MEANT GOODBYE TO LINDSAY AND HER LUXURY LUGGAGE. 15 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,130 WHO WILL BE THE NEXT WINNER? 16 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,007 WHO WILL BE THE NEXT LOSER? 17 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,885 WHO WILL RENEW MY CONTRACT FOR NEXT SEASON? 18 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:52,971 ALL THESE MIND-PROBING QUESTIONS 19 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:57,809 REVEALED ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 20 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,568 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 21 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:10,446 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 22 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:12,531 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 23 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,701 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 24 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:21,373 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 25 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,209 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 26 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,545 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 27 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,423 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 28 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:31,884 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 29 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:37,682 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 30 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:43,312 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ 31 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:48,609 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 32 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:54,615 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 33 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,909 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 34 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,675 HE'S COMING OUT OF THE WOODS WITH A BIG, HACKING CHAINSAW. 35 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:14,468 THAT'S SO COOL. 36 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,678 OH, NO. 37 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,556 PSYCHO KILLER MAN'S GOING FOR THE CAR. 38 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:22,768 YO, FOOL COUPLE, STOP MAKING OUT AND START THE CAR. 39 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,687 THEY'RE GONNA BE CHAIN SAW SUSHI. 40 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:25,688 (LAUGHING) 41 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:26,814 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 42 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,274 GREAT CANADIAN CHEESE. 43 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,110 NOW THE CAR WON'T START. 44 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,072 OH, MAN, I HATE SCARY MOVIES. 45 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:36,323 RUN. THE PSYCHO'S GONNA GET YOU. 46 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:40,745 (GASPS) 47 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,621 HERE COMES THE BLOOD FEST. 48 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,789 (CHAINSAW REVVING) 49 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,207 (GASPS) 50 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,710 YEAH, RIGHT ON. 51 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:48,753 HA HA. 52 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,505 -GROSS. -GROSS. 53 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,716 AW, THE CHAIN SAW PSYCHO'S GOING BACK TO THE WOODS. 54 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,509 HE'S GETTING AWAY. 55 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,469 YAH! GOOD ENDING. 56 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,597 IZZY LOVES SCARY MOVIES. 57 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,724 SO DOES OWEN. 58 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:09,148 WHOO! AM I EVER GLAD THAT'S OVER. 59 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,442 I REALLY HATE SCARY MOVIES. 60 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,318 OH, YEAH. WHAT SCARES YOU MOST? 61 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,114 THE PART WHERE EVERYONE MEETS A GRISLY DEATH 62 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,365 OR THE PSYCHO KILLER WITH A HOOK. 63 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:19,700 (SCREAMING) 64 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:22,661 (ALL LAUGHING) 65 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:26,498 DUDE, THAT WAS NOT COOL. 66 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,459 AH, COME ON, DEEJ, FOR A SLASHER FLICK, 67 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,501 IT WAS PRETTY TAME. 68 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,629 YEAH, THERE WAS HARDLY ANY HACKING. 69 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:35,716 NOT LIKE BLOODBATH 2, SUMMER CAMP REIGN OF TERROR. 70 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:37,969 NO WAY. THAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE. 71 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:42,014 I LOVE WHEN THE KILLER JAMS THAT GUY'S HAND INTO THE LAWN MOWER. 72 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,891 OR WHEN HE PUSHES THE CHICK OFF THE DOCK 73 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,559 AND THEN SHE LANDS ON A PROPELLER BLADE 74 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,561 THAT SLICES HER IN HALF. 75 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:48,771 BOTH: OR WHEN HE SHOVES 76 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:51,482 THAT BIG DUDE'S HEAD INSIDE THE WOOD CHIPPER. 77 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,858 (GASPING) 78 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,528 AW, LOOKS LIKE GWEN AND DUNCAN HAVE MORE IN COMMON 79 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,405 THAN BAD FASHION SENSE. 80 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,407 IT'S JUST MINDLESS GUTS AND GORE. 81 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:01,826 HORROR MOVIES AREN'T MINDLESS. 82 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:05,454 YEAH, THEY'RE LOADED WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA. 83 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:08,373 LOOK AT D.J. 84 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,541 WHATEVER. 85 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,793 DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA 86 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,252 WHAT OUR CHALLENGE WILL BE THIS WEEK? 87 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:15,047 YEAH. WHERE'S THE CHRIS-MEISTER? 88 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,263 HEY, YO, CHEF, WHERE'S THE FIRE? 89 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:36,401 DUDE, YOU FORGOT THIS. 90 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,653 HUH? 91 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:40,906 "ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER ON THE LOOSE. 92 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:44,284 BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A MAN WEARING A HOCKEY MASK 93 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:47,830 WITH A HOOKED HAND AND CARRYING A CHAIN SAW." 94 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,331 HA, HA. 95 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,791 HE'S ON THE LOOSE. 96 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,460 OH, COME ON. 97 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,963 THEY DON'T EXPECT US TO FALL FOR THIS. 98 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:58,716 SCARY MOVIE FOLLOWED BY HASTY EXIT, 99 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,135 FOLLOWED BY STRATEGICALLY PLACED LAME PROP. 100 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:02,636 I-I DON'T KNOW. 101 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:03,888 HE LOOKED PRETTY SPOOKED. 102 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,514 P-LEASE. 103 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:08,893 IT'S ALL PART OF THEIR LITTLE STUNT TO FREAK US OUT. 104 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,229 IF THIS WAS A STUNT, 105 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:15,482 WOULD CHRIS LEAVE BEHIND HIS HAIR GEL? 106 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,317 (GASPS) 107 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,778 WHOA. THIS IS FOR REAL. 108 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,822 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 109 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:24,658 CHRIS LEFT US FOR DEAD, AND NOW WE'RE ALONE, 110 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,493 WHILE THAT ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER 111 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,620 WITH THE CHAIN SAW IS ON THE LOOSE? 112 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,999 NO, WE'RE ALONE WHILE THAT ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER 113 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,293 WITH A CHAIN SAW AND A HOOK IS ON THE LOOSE. 114 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,753 (SCREAMING) 115 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,881 -I TOLD YOU, DUDE, NOT FUNNY. -UGH. 116 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:40,716 NEITHER IS YOUR CHICKEN-LITTLE ROUTINE. 117 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,301 GET A GRIP, BRO. 118 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,095 I CAN'T HELP IT. 119 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,971 I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING WATCHED. 120 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,890 DUH. IT'S A REALITY SHOW. 121 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:51,560 WE'RE ALWAYS BEING WATCHED. 122 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:52,603 (LAUGHING) 123 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,063 HEATHER'S RIGHT. 124 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:55,940 AND TONIGHT WE'RE WATCHING TO SEE 125 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:59,568 WHO CAN SURVIVE A REAL-LIFE SCARY MOVIE 126 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:04,740 WITH SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE BY THE ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER 127 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:09,078 WITH THE CHAIN SAW AND A HOOK. 128 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,537 OKAY, LOOK. 129 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,581 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER THIS IS REAL OR A CHALLENGE. 130 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:14,083 WE NEED A GAME PLAN. 131 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,043 YEAH, YEAH, WE NEED A GAME PLAN. 132 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:18,462 YOU LITTLE FRIGHT WIGS MIGHT NEED A GAME PLAN, 133 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,757 BUT I NEED A FACIAL. 134 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,092 ARE YOU CRAZY? 135 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:26,469 FIRST RULE OF SLASHER FILMS, NEVER GO OFF ALONE. 136 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,389 I MIGHT ACTUALLY LISTEN TO YOU IF I WERE IN A MOVIE. 137 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,850 WE'RE BEING PUNKED. YOU'RE SO GULLIBLE. 138 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,978 HEY, CHRIS, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, 139 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,814 NEXT TIME RENT ONE THAT TAKES PLACE AT A SUMMER CAMP. 140 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:40,067 I TRIED, BUT THEY WERE ALL RENTED. 141 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:42,736 IF YOU LOSERS WANT TO HANG AROUND AND PLAY BOOGEYMAN, 142 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:43,988 GO AHEAD. 143 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,365 BUT I HAVE GOT A DATE WITH EXFOLIATION. 144 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,451 AND THE BOSSY, MEAN CHICK SEALS HER FATE. 145 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,120 (MAKING SLICING NOISE) 146 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:52,204 WOW. 147 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,957 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SOUND EFFECTS. 148 00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:57,126 I SAY WE GO BACK TO CAMP AND TALK STRATEGY. 149 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:58,210 WHO'S IN? 150 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,303 (WOLVES HOWLING) 151 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,685 SO THAT'S HOW OWEN WON THE HOT-DOG-A-THON. 152 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,561 OWEN ATE 200 DOGS. 153 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,939 WELL, 198, ACTUALLY. 154 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,565 THE JUDGES WOULDN'T COUNT THE LAST TWO 155 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,443 SINCE THEY SQUIRTED BACK UP OWEN'S NOSE. 156 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,779 WICKED. IZZY'S IMPRESSED. 157 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:28,366 HEY, WHERE'RE WE GOING? 158 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,492 IZZY'S WALKING IN THE WOODS. 159 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,870 AH, COOL. 160 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,579 THE WOODS? 161 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,415 HUH, THE WOODS? 162 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,877 WHY DOES THAT FEEL WRONG? 163 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:50,971 OKAY, RULE NUMBER ONE, DO NOT GO OFF ON YOUR OWN. 164 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,557 RULE NUMBER TWO, IF YOU DO GO OFF ON YOUR OWN, 165 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,351 NEVER GO IN THE WOODS. 166 00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:57,686 RULE NUMBER THREE, IF YOU DO GO IN THE WOODS, 167 00:07:57,728 --> 00:08:00,272 NEVER, EVER, EVER MAKE OUT IN THE WOODS, 168 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:04,318 OR YOU WILL DIE IN THE WOODS. 169 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,652 WHERE'S IZZY AND OWEN? 170 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,113 BREAKING RULES ONE, THROUGH THREE. 171 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,622 DOES THIS FEEL WRONG TO YOU? 172 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,292 NO, YOUR HEAD'S GOOD AND HOLLOW, SO IT'S GOT A GREAT BEAT. 173 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,502 AND ALL YOUR YAKKING IS KEEPING MY MIND OFF 174 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,881 THE ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER WITH THE CHAIN SAW AND A HOOK. 175 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:28,008 GREAT BALLS OF FIRE. 176 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:30,761 THAT'S IT THE PSYCHO KILLER! 177 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,138 REMEMBER HOW HE LEFT THE WOODS TO HACK APART THE COUPLE 178 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,639 WHO WERE MAKING OUT. 179 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,807 BUT WE'RE NOT MAKING OUT. 180 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,937 OH, YEAH. 181 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,855 -YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT? -YES. 182 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,857 OH. 183 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,984 (KISSING) 184 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,530 (INHALES SHARPLY) 185 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:54,326 (CHAIN SAW REVVING) 186 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,412 (SCREAMING) 187 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,460 THIS FEELS SO MUCH LONGER AND FLATTER 188 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,919 THAN HOW WE GOT HERE. 189 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,422 THAT'S BECAUSE HORROR MOVIES EXTEND THE RUNNING SCENES. 190 00:09:06,464 --> 00:09:08,382 REALLY? 191 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,549 WHY? 192 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,010 IT GIVES THEM TIME TO FILM A GOOD WIPEOUT. 193 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,390 OH! OW! 194 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,225 AH! AH! 195 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,810 AH! OW! 196 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:22,104 OH! OW! 197 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,611 OH, MY SPINE. 198 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,864 OWEN, I'M COMING! 199 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,700 OH! OW! 200 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,210 HEY, OWEN. 201 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,422 HI. 202 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:50,882 OWEN'S TOO YOUNG TO DIE. 203 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,676 HERE, TAKE IZZY. 204 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,179 (CHAIN SAW REVVING) 205 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,602 (SCREAMING) 206 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,066 DUDE, DUDE. 207 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,110 THERE'S A GUY WITH A HOCKEY MASK 208 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:13,613 AND A CHAIN SAW AND A HOOK, AND HE'S AFTER US. 209 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:20,538 AND--YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT THERE, HE IS RIGHT-- 210 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:21,788 (SCREAMING) 211 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,666 WE'RE FREAKING DEAD. 212 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:29,588 OWEN, STOP SCREAMING. IT'S CHEF. 213 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,839 OH, COOL. 214 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,550 (LAUGHS) 215 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:33,758 GREAT COSTUME. 216 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,677 WOW, YOU TOTALLY GOT ME. 217 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,721 YOU DID. I WAS FREAKED OUT. 218 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,641 -YOU PUNKED US? -YES AND NO. 219 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,685 IT WAS YOUR CHALLENGE TO WATCH A SCARY MOVIE, 220 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,229 THEN SURVIVE ONE. 221 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,606 (LAUGHING) 222 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,652 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 223 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,572 HE WAS PUNKING US. 224 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:57,408 IT WAS A JOKE. 225 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,741 TOO FUNNY. 226 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,495 OH, I WAS ALL, AHH! 227 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:05,123 AND THEN YOU WERE ALL, EEE! 228 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,376 FOR THE LOVE OF PETER PUMPKIN EATER, 229 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:11,296 THAT WAS SOME FUN GOING ON. 230 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:15,008 AM I RIGHT? 231 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,511 OH, YOU'RE STILL ON THE PART 232 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:21,265 WHERE OWEN SHOVED IZZY INTO THE KILLER? 233 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,183 THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU'RE SAFE. 234 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,477 THE BAD NEWS IS, YOU LOST THE CHALLENGE. 235 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,230 BUT NOW YOU GET TO WATCH OUR FAKE PSYCHO TERRORIZE 236 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,399 THE REST OF THE CAMPERS. 237 00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:32,317 FUN, HUH? 238 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,402 YES. 239 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:36,947 TOTALLY AWESOME TV VIEWING. 240 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:40,700 OWEN'S NOT GETTING TO SECOND BASE, IS HE? 241 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,536 FIRST BASE? 242 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,122 DIDN'T THINK SO. 243 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,790 DOES HE GET ENOUGH TO-- 244 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,127 GREAT WORK, CHEF. 245 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,963 BUT NEXT TIME TRY TO REALLY WORK 246 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,132 THE HOOK-HAND ANGLE A BIT MORE. 247 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,220 (CHAINSAW REVVING) 248 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,143 OKAY, NOW THAT I'VE DRAWN A CHART OF ALL THE PLAYERS, 249 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:09,396 WE CAN--WHERE IS D.J. AND GEOFF? 250 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:12,691 D.J. HAD TO TAKE A LEAK, SO HE TOOK PARTY BOY WITH HIM. 251 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,693 CHEF: (INHALES SHARPLY) 252 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,078 OKAY, NO MATTER WHAT, YOU DO NOT LEAVE, 253 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,790 NOT IF YOU HEAR A PSYCHO, NOT IF YOU SEE A PSYCHO, 254 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,792 NOT IF A PSYCHO IS SLASHING YOU TO BITS. 255 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,711 DUDE, NO WORRIES. 256 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,379 I GOT YOUR BACK. 257 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,927 CUE THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK. 258 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,225 ICE CREAM? NO WAY. 259 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,564 HELLO. 260 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,066 (GASPS) 261 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,154 (SCREAMING) 262 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,199 D.J., IT'S ME. 263 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,578 HEATHER. 264 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,206 (SCREAMING) 265 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,966 (GURGLING) 266 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,803 (SCREAMING) 267 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,768 DUDE, YOU'RE SAFE. 268 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,438 I AM? (SIGHS) 269 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,357 IT'S JUST CHEF. 270 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,568 HE WAS GONNA SCARE THE BEJABBERS OUT OF YOU, 271 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,111 BUT APPARENTLY HEATHER BEAT HIM TO IT. 272 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,864 BRO, DID YOU SEE HER FACE? 273 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,617 THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS UGLY GOING ON. 274 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,619 TRUE, BUT YOU STILL BAILED 275 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,705 BEFORE CHEF EVEN GOT A CRACK AT YOU. 276 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:53,375 SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU'RE UP, PSYCHO MAN. 277 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,382 ARE YOU OKAY? I HEARD SCREAMING. 278 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:01,466 I'M FINE. 279 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,343 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK ON D.J. 280 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,804 HE RAN OUT OF HERE LIKE HE SAW A GHOST. 281 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,056 CAN I HAVE MY SHOWER IN PEACE, PLEASE? 282 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:11,017 OOH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I... 283 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,770 FINE, SUIT YOURSELF. 284 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,480 BY THE WAY, THAT'S A GREAT LOOK ON YOU. 285 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:25,198 HELLO, I'M IN THE SHOWER. 286 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,658 VERY FUNNY, DUNCAN. 287 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,910 NOW GET LOST. 288 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:32,372 I'M SERIOUS, DUDE. GET LOST. 289 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,915 (SCREAMING) 290 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,876 MAYBE IF YOU PAID ATTENTION TO THE SCARY MOVIES, 291 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,713 YOU'D KNOW THAT A, YOU NEVER GO OFF ALONE 292 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:43,007 AND B, YOU CERTAINLY NEVER SHOWER ALONE. 293 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,720 WHERE'S LESHAWNA? 294 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,888 SHE WENT TO GET SOME CHOW. 295 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,266 DOESN'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? 296 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,234 (GASPS) 297 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,451 NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 298 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,336 CHEF: (WHISPERING) LESHAWNA, LESHAWNA, LESHAWNA. 299 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,380 BROWNIES, BROWNIES, BROWNIES. 300 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,716 LESHAWNA, LESHAWNA, LESHAWNA. 301 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,385 (CHAIN SAW REVVING) 302 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,518 YEAH? 303 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:38,104 I GOT 16 YEARS IN THE PROJECTS. 304 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:42,526 BRING IT. 305 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,820 WHOO-HOO. 306 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,738 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 307 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,573 -NO WAY. -MMM. 308 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,451 AND CHALLENGING THE KILLER, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 309 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:54,037 BUT YOU SCORE MAJOR POINTS 310 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,123 FOR SCOOPING UP THESE DELICIOUS MUNCHIES. 311 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,835 CHRIS, CAN I JUST LEAVE FOR FIVE MINUTES? 312 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:03,296 THIS MASK IS CHAFING. 313 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,256 YEAH, YEAH, LET HER LEAVE. 314 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,385 SORRY, WE GOT TO WAIT TILL EVERYONE'S SLASHED. 315 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:12,890 AND IT LOOKS LIKE OUR BUDDY GEOFF IS UP NEXT. 316 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,307 TURN AROUND. 317 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:18,603 HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 318 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,105 HEY, DUDE, DO YOU SEE AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK? 319 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,281 (SCREAMING) 320 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,581 BY FAR, THE WORST BLUNDER YET. 321 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,750 NOT TO MENTION BAILING ON ME. 322 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,669 DON'T YOU KNOW YOU NEVER LEAVE A BROTHER 323 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,254 WHEN HE'S TAKING A LEAK? 324 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:47,758 OKAY, EVEN I KNOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 325 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,300 GWEN: WHERE'S GEOFF? 326 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,802 DUNCAN: PROBABLY BIT IT WITH D.J. 327 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,012 WELL, IT'S NO SURPRISE. 328 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,514 RULE NUMBER EIGHT, THE PARTY GUY 329 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,349 IS A PRIME TARGET FOR PSYCHO KILLERS, 330 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:59,603 RIGHT AFTER THE BIG, LOVABLE JOCK. 331 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,688 NOW SHE TELLS ME. 332 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,318 YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY TICKS ME OFF? 333 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,987 THAT I WAS TRYING TO HELP THEM. 334 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,614 LIVE AND LEARN, SWEETHEART. 335 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,616 YOU REALLY ARE A PYRO, AREN'T YOU? 336 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,868 SO? I LIKE BURNING STUFF. 337 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,995 IS THAT WHAT YOU WENT TO JUVIE FOR? 338 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,122 LIKE I'D TELL YOU WHY I WENT TO JUVIE. 339 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,918 HOLY CRAP. I'LL GET WATER. 340 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,878 AND THEN THERE WAS ONE. 341 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,671 CHEF: (WHISPERING): DUNCAN, DUNCAN, DUNCAN. 342 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,673 JUVIE, JUVIE, JUVIE. 343 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,259 YOU AND ME, PSYCHO. 344 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,303 (SCREAMING) 345 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,139 DUNCAN? 346 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,559 DUNCAN. 347 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,728 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 348 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,314 I'M GETTING A SANDWICH. 349 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,696 MOTHER OF PEARL, HE'S GOING TO FACE OFF 350 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,826 WITH THE ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER WITH THE CHAIN SAW AND A HOOK. 351 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,869 WHEN YOU GOT AN ALL-OUT PRIZEFIGHT, 352 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,913 YOU WAIT UNTIL THE FIGHT IS OVER. 353 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,122 ONE GUY'S LEFT STANDING, 354 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,625 AND THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW WHO WON. 355 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,210 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. 356 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,880 COME AND GET IT, GOALIE BOY. 357 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,257 (CHAIN SAW REVVING) 358 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:37,826 WHAT? I RAN OUT OF STUFF TO THROW. 359 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:40,286 (SCREAMING) 360 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,669 THOUGHT YOU COULD SCARE ME? 361 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:51,464 HA, NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THE MASK. 362 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,555 I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY, DUDE. 363 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,724 PLEASE, WE WATCH A SCARY MOVIE 364 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,893 WITH AN ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER WITH A CHAIN SAW AND A HOOK, 365 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:07,105 AND HERE YOU ARE RUNNING AROUND. 366 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,649 SOMEONE LOSE THIS? 367 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,276 WAY TO GO, DUNCAN. 368 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,362 HEY, COOLIO. 369 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:18,116 GWEN'S TAKING ON THE PSYCHO ALL BY HERSELF. 370 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,492 WAIT A SEC. 371 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,704 IF CHEF'S IN HERE THEN WHO'S IN THE LODGE WITH GWEN? 372 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,915 HOLY, LOLA. 373 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,791 IT'S THE REAL ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER 374 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,419 WITH THE CHAIN SAW AND A HOOK. 375 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,213 (SCREAMING) 376 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,464 GWEN! 377 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,675 THIS COULD BE REALLY, REALLY GOOD FOR RATINGS, 378 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,219 BUT REALLY, REALLY BAD FOR LAWSUITS. 379 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,347 OKAY, I KNOW ACTORS WITHOUT SPEAKING PARTS 380 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,017 DON'T GET PAID MUCH, BUT, SERIOUSLY, DUDE, 381 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,728 INVEST IN A DENTAL PLAN AND SOME TOOTHPASTE. 382 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,318 HEY, YOU WANT A SANDWICH 383 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,781 BEFORE YOU IMPALE ME WITH YOUR BIG, SCARY HOOK? 384 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,784 OKAY. 385 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,661 LOOK, YOU CAN DROP THE CHARADE, OKAY? 386 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,663 I KNOW YOU'RE AN ACTOR WITH A HOOK PROP, 387 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,749 BUT FRANKLY, YOU'RE NOT THAT SCARY. 388 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,337 EW, GROSS. 389 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:17,926 HOW DID THEY GET IT TO GO ALL SCABBY LIKE THAT? 390 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:21,138 ALL: GWEN, HE'S THE REAL ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER 391 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,473 WITH A CHAIN SAW AND A HOOK. 392 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,475 WHAT? 393 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,518 (SCREAMING) 394 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,314 OW! 395 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,276 OH, THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR. 396 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,737 MAN, I AM SO OUT OF HERE. 397 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,490 I WAS TREATED WAY BETTER IN PRISON. 398 00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:54,171 WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE THAT GWEN WINS INVINCIBILITY. 399 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,298 AND, SADLY, IT'S EQUALLY UNANIMOUS 400 00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:00,551 THAT D.J. WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME 401 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,887 SINCE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SCREAMED AND BOLTED 402 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,641 WITHOUT THE ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER EVEN BEING THERE. 403 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,435 BUT NO HARD FEELINGS, DUDE. 404 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,645 YOU WILL BE MISSED. 405 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,271 AW! 406 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,232 GROUP HUG. 407 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,028 GWEN: BYE D.J. 408 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,112 PSYCHO KILLER (WHISPERING): TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL. 409 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,989 DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA. ISLAND, ISLAND. 410 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,824 TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL. DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA. 411 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,660 ISLAND--OH, MAN. 412 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,329 THAT REALLY HURTS. 413 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,166 I THINK IT'S BLEEDING. IS IT BLEEDING?