1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:05,631 LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND 2 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,174 THE BASS AND GOPHER TEAMS 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:10,428 WERE DISBANDED INTO A BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE 4 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,848 THAT PUT THEIR TASTE BUDS TO THE PUKE TEST. 5 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:17,435 WITH BOVINE TESTICLES, LIVE BUG INSECT PIZZA 6 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,979 AND LIQUID ROACH JUICE ON THE MENU, 7 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,607 NOT ONLY WAS THIS THE SINGLE BIGGEST RETCH FEST 8 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,483 THIS HOUSE HAS EVER SEEN, 9 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:28,654 BUT OWEN'S OBSCENE CONSUMPTION HABITS 10 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:32,700 FINALLY PAID OFF AND SCORED A BIG WIN FOR HIS COMPADRES. 11 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:35,369 WHILE THE GUYS SET SAIL ON A WEEKEND RETREAT 12 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:38,706 ABOARD THE S.S. LAP-O-LUXURY, 13 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:41,667 THE GIRLS SET DOWN TERRITORIAL TAPE, 14 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:45,087 FORCING NEWCOMER BRIDGETTE TO CHOOSE SIDES. 15 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:47,130 NOW THAT HEATHER HAS DRAWN THE LINE, 16 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,717 WILL LESHAWNA CROSS THE LINE? 17 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:53,805 CAN BRIDGETTE MEND THE LINE BEFORE GWEN SHREDS THE LINE? 18 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:56,015 AND CAN LINDSAY RECOGNIZE ANY LINE 19 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,934 THAT'S NOT A TAN LINE? 20 00:00:57,976 --> 00:01:01,145 FOR THE ANSWERS TO ALL THESE CLIFFHANGERS AND MORE, 21 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,815 STAY TUNED TO THE MOST EXCITING EPISODE YET 22 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:07,902 ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 23 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,160 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 24 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:20,163 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 25 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,291 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 26 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,461 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 27 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:31,216 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 28 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,719 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 29 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,472 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 30 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,933 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 31 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:41,602 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 32 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:47,399 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 33 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:52,655 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ 34 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:58,369 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 35 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:03,916 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 36 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:08,838 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 37 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:28,024 (BUZZING) 38 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,278 -AAH. -OOPS. 39 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,322 LINDSAY, YOU ARE A TOTAL-- 40 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,282 (YACHT HORN BLOWS) 41 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,790 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 42 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,834 WHAT A WEEKEND. 43 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:49,003 OOH-WEE! 44 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,049 OH, SWEET MOTHER OF MIRTH. 45 00:02:53,091 --> 00:02:55,509 YOU CAN'T BUY THAT KIND OF FUN. 46 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,011 I THINK OWEN AND D.J. 47 00:02:57,053 --> 00:03:00,056 TOOK A REAL SHINE TO THOSE LOVELY LADIES 48 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:01,849 WHO SERVED US HAND AND FOOT. 49 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:04,476 HELLO, THE SPA TREATMENTS? 50 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,312 MY ALLIGATOR ELBOWS, TOTALLY GONE. 51 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,024 OOH, LIKE VELVET. 52 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,280 THOSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY ALLIGATOR ELBOWS 53 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,908 GETTING THE HAND AND FOOT TREATMENT. 54 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:20,159 ANYONE CARE FOR 55 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,161 A CHOCOLATE COATED CHERRY BLOSSOM? 56 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,625 NO! 57 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,878 IT'S OKAY, DUDE, 58 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,089 THE LADIES ARE JUST A LITTLE JEALOUS. 59 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:34,715 YEAH. WHO CAN BLAME THEM? 60 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,175 THEY CAN BARELY STAND EACH OTHER. 61 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,511 AND MEANWHILE, US GUYS ARE TIGHTER THAN FAMILY. 62 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,431 GUYS RULE. I LOVE YOU GUYS. 63 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,183 CHRIS: (ON LOUDSPEAKER) LISTEN UP, CAMPERS, 64 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,810 AS OF RIGHT NOW, 65 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,813 ALL TEAMS ARE OFFICIALLY DISSOLVED. 66 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,148 FROM HERE ON IN, 67 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:55,235 IT'S EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES. 68 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:58,990 (CLEARS THROAT) WELL, UH, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE FLEW SOLO. 69 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:01,575 OH-HO-HO. I AM FEELING THAT. 70 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:02,910 BRING IT ON, CHRIS. 71 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:05,746 THEN GET READY FOR THIS. 72 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:07,999 -(HORN BLOWS) -(GASPS) 73 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,041 YOU FRIGHTENED ME. 74 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,751 WHAT? 75 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,920 BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 76 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:15,965 AW, MAN, WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 77 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:21,512 CHRIS: BACK BY POPULAR AUDIENCE DEMAND, IT'S EVA. 78 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,517 THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BACK. 79 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:30,104 AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, NOT ONLY AM I GONNA KICK BUTT, 80 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:31,689 BUT I'M GIVING SPECIAL ATTENTION 81 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,817 TO MY BACKSTABBING BASS TEAM WHO VOTED ME OFF. 82 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:36,110 WAIT A SEC. 83 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,778 YOU SAID NO ONE IS ALLOWED BACK. 84 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,030 CHRIS: I DID? 85 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,990 AND ONCE YOU LEAVE-- 86 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,201 AND ONCE YOU LEAVE ON THE DOCK OF SHAME, 87 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,744 ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS, YOU CAN NEVER, 88 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,455 NEVER EVER, EVER COME BACK. 89 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,710 OH, YEAH, THAT. 90 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,920 YEAH, I LIED. 91 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,339 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S NOT FAIR. 92 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,218 WHOA, GIRL, YOU'RE REASONING WITH A LOUDSPEAKER. 93 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,802 THAT JUST DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. 94 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:05,472 (HEAVY BREATHING) 95 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:10,102 SO, EVA, WHAT YOU BEEN DOING SINCE YOU LEFT THE ISLAND? 96 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,230 TAKING ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES. 97 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:15,274 I SEEM TO REMEMBER YOU THINKING I NEEDED THEM. 98 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,526 SHE WAS AN AUDIENCE FAVORITE? 99 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,070 CHRIS: NOT REALLY, 100 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,946 BUT WE LIKED HER. 101 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,825 ALSO RETURNING TO CAMP, IT'S IZZY. 102 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,911 ALL: OH, NO! 103 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,621 YA-HA! 104 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,958 HEY, GUYS, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK AT CAMP 105 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,710 EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT THE ISLAND. 106 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:36,628 I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THE WOODS ALL THIS TIME. 107 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,839 BUT I THOUGHT THE R.C.M.P. HUNTED YOU DOWN. 108 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,216 THEY TRIED. 109 00:05:40,258 --> 00:05:42,260 BUT BEING A WILDERNESS SURVIVOR, 110 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,553 I WAS SWIFT-FOOTED AND AVOIDED CAPTURE. 111 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,934 ONCE I WAS SAFE AMONG MY ANIMAL BRETHREN, 112 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:52,435 IT WAS JUST ME AGAINST THE HARSH ELEMENTS. 113 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,354 YOU CALL THIS HARSH? 114 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,523 IT'S BEEN WARM AND SUNNY ALL WEEK. 115 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,025 NOT WHERE I WAS. 116 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:01,070 BUT LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO TAKE REFUGE IN THE BEAVER DAM. 117 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:03,281 YEAH, I BEFRIENDED THE FAMILY OF BEAVERS 118 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:07,367 WHO LIVED THERE AND TOGETHER WE FORAGED FOR NUTS AND BERRIES. 119 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,452 BOY, I COULD USE A BAG OF NACHOS RIGHT NOW. 120 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,414 (HOWLS) 121 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,333 SO WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU GUYS? 122 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,668 CHRIS: ALL RIGHTY, CAMPERS, REPORT TO THE AMPHITHEATER 123 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,964 WHERE YOU'LL LEARN ALL ABOUT THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE. 124 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,506 MCLEAN OUT. 125 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:25,136 WOO-HOO! ANOTHER CHALLENGE. 126 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:28,388 PARTY! 127 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,015 GIMME 10. 128 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,059 UH, DUDE, YOU HEARD THE LOUDSPEAKER. 129 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,978 IT'S EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES. 130 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:38,274 (HORN BLOWS) 131 00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:41,193 AH. 132 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,330 WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE? 133 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,332 SOMEBODY BETTER ANSWER ME. 134 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:57,500 ME AND HEATHER HERE GOT A LITTLE TERRITORIAL. 135 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,378 BUT WE'RE ALL COOL NOW. 136 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,503 RIGHT, HEATHER? 137 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:01,839 (PULLS TAPE OFF) 138 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,591 ABSOLUTELY. WANT MY BUNK, EVA? 139 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,260 I WANT THIS ONE. 140 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,304 UNLESS MISS BACKSTABBING TRAITOR 141 00:07:08,346 --> 00:07:10,722 WHO VOTED ME OFF HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 142 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,891 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 143 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,768 YOU CAN GET ALL UP IN HER FACE, 144 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:17,437 BUT DON'T FORGET, WE ARE ALL HERE TO WIN. 145 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,481 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SISTER THUNDER-THIGHS. 146 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:20,732 OH, OH, OH. 147 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,027 TELL ME THE MACHO MAMA WITH BUTT CHEEKS 148 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,237 TIGHTER THAN MY WEAVE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. 149 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,031 WHOA, TIME OUT. 150 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:31,327 CAN WE JUST TALK THIS OUT OVER LOW-CAL SNACKS? 151 00:07:31,369 --> 00:07:33,912 WHATEVER. I'M STILL GONNA WIN. 152 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,124 HEY, THANKS FOR STEPPING IN. 153 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,500 OH, MY PLEASURE. 154 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,086 NOBODY DISSES SHAWNY'S THIGHS. 155 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,256 THAT GIRL IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE. 156 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,718 CHRIS: WELCOME TO YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE, 157 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,845 THE TIME HONORED GAME OF TORTURE. 158 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:52,681 "SAY UNCLE." 159 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:55,267 YOU ARE ALL ABOUT TO BE PUT THROUGH TEST OF ENDURANCE 160 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:58,603 SO INSANE THAT SOME OF 'EM SENT OUR INTERNS 161 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,105 TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 162 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,857 IF YOU BACK DOWN FROM THE CHALLENGE 163 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:04,609 OR DO NOT LAST THE REQUIRED 10 SECONDS, 164 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,362 YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED. 165 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:09,407 THE WINNER WILL NOT ONLY BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION, 166 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:12,243 BUT WILL WIN THIS LUXURIOUS TRAILER, 167 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,745 YOURS TO TAKE HOME AT THE END OF THE SUMMER. 168 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,372 WHAT KINDS OF TORTURE? 169 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:18,999 WHY DON'T YOU ASK MY LOVELY ASSISTANT? 170 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:25,172 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. 171 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,007 DUNCAN, YOU'RE FIRST UP. 172 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:29,551 LET'S SPIN THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE 173 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,387 TO SELECT YOUR TORTURE. 174 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,351 TURTLE PUCK SHOTS. 175 00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:40,604 OUR INTERN SPENT WEEKS COLLECTING THE GRUMPIEST, 176 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,647 ANGRIEST, CRUSTIEST, HUNGRIEST 177 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,983 OLD SNAPPING TURTLES ON THE ISLAND. 178 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,902 WHILE YOU STAND IN THE GOALIE NET 179 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,362 COMPLETELY UNPROTECTED, 180 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,739 CHEF WILL FIRE OFF TURTLE SNAP SHOTS. 181 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,995 IF I WERE YOU, DUDE, I'D PROTECT MY COCONUTS. 182 00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,873 THIS COULD GET UGLY. 183 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:04,002 IF YOU CAN STAY IN FOR 10 SECONDS, 184 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,088 YOU'LL GO ON TO THE SECOND ROUND. 185 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:07,547 (BUZZER) 186 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,966 HUH? 187 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,260 OW! 188 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,644 AND DUNCAN MOVES ON TO THE NEXT ROUND. 189 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,813 ISN'T THIS FUN? 190 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,274 YEAH. IT'S A RIOT. 191 00:09:25,316 --> 00:09:27,025 WHOA. THAT WAS HARSH. 192 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,193 DON'T TALK TO ME. 193 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,903 ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT THE WHOLE 194 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,571 "BURYING YOU ALIVE" THING? 195 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,573 UH, YEAH. 196 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,034 I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR THAT ONE. 197 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,828 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TOTALLY THE LAST PERSON 198 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,079 HERE I'D LEAVE BURIED IN THE SAND 199 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,539 IF I HAD A CHOICE. 200 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,417 REALLY? THAT'S SO SWEET. 201 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,923 NEXT UP, LINDSAY. 202 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,175 YOUR TORTURE IS... 203 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,805 MARSHMALLOW WAXING. 204 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,517 WE'RE GONNA WAX EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY. 205 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,520 IF YOU CAN TAKE THE PAIN FOR A FULL 10 SECONDS, 206 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:04,229 YOU CAN GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 207 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,606 LINDSAY: OH, I SO NEED THIS. 208 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,527 I'VE BEEN DOING WITH NASTY RAZOR STUBBLE FOR WEEKS. 209 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,570 TURNING TO OFFSET MY TAN, KAY? 210 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,492 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) 211 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:21,872 AAH! 212 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:22,956 OW! 213 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:25,083 OUCH. THAT HAD TO HURT. 214 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,336 I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE MADE IT THROUGH THAT ONE. 215 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:29,213 THAT'S BECAUSE GUYS ARE TOTAL WIMPS 216 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,840 WHEN IT COMES TO TWO THINGS, BEAUTY AND PAIN. 217 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,176 YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 218 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,677 -(BELL RINGS) -OH, MY GOSH. 219 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,638 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SMOOTH THAT IS. 220 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,265 THANKS, CHIP. 221 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,726 IT'S CHRIS. 222 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,144 WELL DONE, LINDSAY, 223 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,564 SINCE YOU DIDN'T EVEN COMPLAIN ONCE, 224 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,440 YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHO GOES NEXT. 225 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,401 NO, THANKS. 226 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,403 (EVA WHISPERS) 227 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,988 UH, WAIT, I CHANGED MY MIND. 228 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,699 -I CHOOSE-- -(EVA WHISPERS) 229 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,619 BRIDGETTE WITH LAKE LEECHES, 230 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:05,040 BECAUSE SHE'S A BACKSTABBING, LOW-LIFE TRAITOR. 231 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:07,792 GRRR. 232 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,968 IT'S PAYBACK TIME, TRAITOR! 233 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,644 IT'S PAYBACK TIME. 234 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,188 ALL RIGHT, BRIDGETTE, TIME'S A WASTING. 235 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:31,483 GET YOUR BUTT IN THE BARREL OF LEECHES. 236 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,445 EVEN THOUGH WE ALL WANTED EVA OFF THE ISLAND, 237 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:35,862 FOR SOME REASON, 238 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,031 THAT GIRL WAS GUNNING FOR BRIDGETTE. 239 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:41,159 I FELT BAD AND ALL, BUT, HEY, BETTER HER THAN ME. 240 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,457 GEOFF: NO, WAIT. 241 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,790 I'LL TAKE HER PLACE. 242 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:52,337 OH, THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. 243 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,214 OH, AND IF YOUR VICTIM 244 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,967 CAN LAST 10 SECONDS WITHOUT SAYING UNCLE, 245 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,428 YOU GET ELIMINATED INSTEAD, 246 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:03,307 WHICH MEANS YOU LOSE YOUR CHANCE TO WIN THIS. 247 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:21,366 (SPLASHING) 248 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,452 AAH! 249 00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:24,495 (BUZZER) 250 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:30,041 OOH, CLOSE SHAVE, GEOFF. 251 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,919 NINE AND NINE ONE-HUNDRED THOUSANDTHS OF A MILLION... 252 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,546 WHATEVER. 253 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,299 IT'S NOT TEN, YOU'RE OUT. 254 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,384 YOU CAN RETURN TO YOUR NEW SEAT. 255 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,600 OWEN, YOU'RE NEXT. 256 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:51,355 WOODEN SHORTS? BIG DEAL. 257 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,444 AAH. 258 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,947 OW! 259 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:05,577 AAH. 260 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:12,000 (BUZZING) 261 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,632 OUR NEXT CHALLENGE WILL BE 262 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:21,468 SPENDING 10 SECONDS IN A WOODEN CRATE 263 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,928 WITH SASQUATCHANAKWA. 264 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,597 TOUGH ONE. 265 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,766 BRIDGETTE, YOU HAVEN'T COMPLAINED IN A WHILE, 266 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,934 SO YOU CAN CHOOSE THE NEXT VICTIM. 267 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,353 -(BELL RINGS) -ALL: EVA. 268 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:36,107 ALL: EVA, EVA, EVA. 269 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,568 EVA'S HARDCORE. 270 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,696 I WAS THINKING THAT SHE COULD ACTUALLY PULL THIS OFF. 271 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:43,031 IF SHE PICKS EVA AND SHE MADE IT OUT ALIVE, 272 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,034 EVA WAS GONNA BE SO TICKED OFF. 273 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:51,122 ALL: EVA. EVA. EVA. EVA. 274 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,668 HERE'S A TOE-TAG, SURFER GIRL, 275 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,336 YOU'LL BE NEEDING IT FOR LATER. 276 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,298 (ANIMAL GROWLING) 277 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,360 CHRIS: EVA STUCK IT OUT, 278 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,613 SO BRIDGETTE IS OUT OF THE GAME. 279 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,281 RECKLESS CHOICE BY BRIDGETTE, 280 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,242 STILL LET'S GIVE HER PROPS FOR STICKING IT TO A TEAMMATE. 281 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,204 NOW LET'S SEE WHO SHOWED 282 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,873 LESS COURAGE THAN EVA AND CRIED UNCLE. 283 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,296 (BELL RINGS) 284 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:42,382 EW. LOVE THE SKUNK JUMP. 285 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,927 (FART) 286 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,053 (BUZZER) 287 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,560 AND THE NEW AGE MUSIC TORTURE... 288 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,438 (BUZZER) 289 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,445 AND A LITTLE VISIT TO THE WAWANAKWA HAIR SALON. 290 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,363 (BUZZER) 291 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:09,367 -OH! -OH! AND WHO CAN FORGET THE OLD ICE CREAM BRAIN FREEZE? 292 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,411 WOO-HOO! 293 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,539 -(BUZZER) -AAH. 294 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,176 CLEAR. 295 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,931 (LAUGHS) 296 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,933 THAT WAS GREAT! HIT ME AGAIN. 297 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,438 (LAUGHS) 298 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,732 -(BELL RINGS) -IZZY, WHO'S YOUR NEXT VICTIM? 299 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,024 OOH, OOH, ME. 300 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,985 WITH THE POISON IVY SPA TREATMENT. 301 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,155 IS IT JUST ME, 302 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,033 OR IS THAT GIRL SOME KINDA CRAZY? 303 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,243 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 304 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,244 IT'S CHRIS. 305 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,581 YEAH, YEAH, SHE WANTS TO DO IT. 306 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,542 OKAY. 307 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,001 OKAY. 308 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:04,088 THE JUDGES WILL ALLOW IT, BUT THEY WANNA KNOW WHY. 309 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,216 I JUST WANNA SEE HOW IT FEELS. 310 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,509 ALL RIGHTY THEN. 311 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,096 -(BELL RINGS) -TIME'S UP. 312 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,808 CHEF, REMOVE THE POISON IVY. 313 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:19,563 NO, NO. IT FEELS GREAT. 314 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:23,608 YOU STUCK IT OUT, BUT SADLY, YOU ELIMINATED YOURSELF. 315 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,778 LOOK HOW BIG MY LIPS ARE. 316 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,823 EVA, YOU'RE UP. ALL RIGHT. 317 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,033 AFTER 20 ROUNDS OF TORTURE, 318 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,369 WE'RE DOWN TO TWO STEELY COMPETITORS 319 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,955 AND THE SUDDEN DEATH ROUND. 320 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,457 I DID NOT MAKE IT THIS FAR TO QUIT NOW. 321 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,209 THAT TRAILER IS BANK 322 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,712 AND IT'S GOT MY NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 323 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,213 WHATEVER HE'S GOT TO THROW AT ME, 324 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,173 I'M GONNA DO. 325 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,050 CHRIS: LESHAWNA, IT'S UP TO YOU. 326 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:55,724 YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE IS THE GRIZZLY BEAR LOG ROLL. 327 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,308 THE GRIZZLY BEAR SAY WHAT? 328 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,481 CHRIS: MOLOTOV, THE BEAR. 329 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,525 PERFORMS WITH THE RUSSIAN NATIONAL CIRCUS 330 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,736 AND HAS BEEN THE EUROPEAN LOG ROLLING CHAMPION 331 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,947 FOR THE PAST 12 YEARS. 332 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,408 TO WIN, YOU MUST LAST 10 SECONDS ON THE LOG 333 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:17,704 WHILE AVOIDING CERTAIN DEATH IN THE PIRANHA INFESTED WATER. 334 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,301 LESHAWNA, YOU COULD BACK OUT NOW. 335 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,730 NO WAY, I'VE SEEN SCARIER LOOKING FACES AT THE MALL. 336 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,148 I'M GOING IN. 337 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,278 -(BELL RINGS) -AND GO. 338 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,114 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 339 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,773 HA. AND THAT'S HOW I ROLL. 340 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:30,027 -(BELL RINGS) -LESHAWNA WINS, SO EVA IS OUT. 341 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,153 WHAT? NO WAY. 342 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,613 WAY. 343 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,114 SHE WINS THE CHALLENGE, 344 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,451 INVINCIBILITY AND THE GRAND PRIZE. 345 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,120 WHOO! YES, BABY. 346 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,915 WHOO! YOU LOSE, I WIN. 347 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,835 YOU LOSE, I WIN. 348 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:50,380 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY, YEAH. 349 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,424 WHILE LESHAWNA CHECKS OUT HER TRAILER FULL OF FOOD, 350 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,886 AND WE CHECK OUT HER BLOOD PRESSURE, 351 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,179 THE REST OF YOU CAN GO TO THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH 352 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,766 AND VOTE OFF A CAMPER OTHER THAN LESHAWNA. 353 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,026 (HOWLS) 354 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,820 OKAY. 355 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,447 SO FIRST UP, WE RAN OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS. 356 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,324 NO! 357 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,661 I'VE REVIEWED THE CONFESSIONALS, 358 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,121 AND I HAVE TO SAY 359 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,289 THERE'S LOTS OF HATE ON IN THIS GROUP, 360 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,877 WHICH IS AWESOME. 361 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,963 WHILE I NORMALLY PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY, 362 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,298 IN THE SPIRIT OF AIRING YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY, 363 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,552 I'M GONNA GO LIVE WITH YOUR CONFESSIONALS. 364 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,182 SINCE LESHAWNA'S IMMUNE, 365 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,061 THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE BUT RAGE-AHOLIC EVA. 366 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,562 I VOTE FOR HEATHER 367 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,065 BECAUSE I KNOW SHE'S BEHIND COURTNEY GETTING KICKED OFF. 368 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,775 YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, TOOTS. 369 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,735 IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS ON CABLE, 370 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,319 I MISS YOU, BABE. 371 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,614 EVA'S A FREAK, 372 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,532 SO SEE YA. 373 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,660 PLEASE, PLEASE, EVA. 374 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,788 I'M SO GLAD YOU NEVER AIR THESE. 375 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,540 EVA'S NUTS. SORRY, GIRL. 376 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,208 IT'S GOT TO BE EVA 377 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,544 UNLESS I CAN FIGURE OUT WHO SNAGGED MY OTHER LUCKY HAT. 378 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,424 I JUST CAN'T GET OVER HOW SMOOTH THIS IS. 379 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,176 ANYWAY, I VOTE OFF EVA 380 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,928 'CAUSE SHE'S SCARIER THAN HEATHER, 381 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:23,056 LAQUEESHA, AND GWEN COMBINED. 382 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,934 UNLESS THEY WANT TO LEAVE IN BODY BAGS, 383 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,519 THEY BETTER NOT SAY MY NAME. 384 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,687 I VOTE FOR HEATHER. 385 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,484 LOTS OF DIRT REVEALED THERE, HUH? 386 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:39,656 BUT IN THE END, IT WAS STILL SIX VOTES AGAINST EVA. 387 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,825 SO ADIOS. 388 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,368 WHAT? THIS ISN'T THE END OF ME. 389 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,454 YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACKS. 390 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,705 I'M NOT DONE. 391 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,540 I'LL GET MY REVENGE. 392 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,918 I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU. 393 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,754 OW! AND IZZY LIED. 394 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,798 SHE WASN'T IN THE WOODS. SHE WAS-- 395 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,093 WOW, SHE HAS ISSUES, HUH? 396 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,971 PARTY AT LESHAWNA'S NEW CRIB. 397 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,681 -YEAH! -YEAH. 398 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,891 -YAY! -WHOO!