1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:05,423 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, 2 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:08,593 A NOTE FROM A SECRET ADMIRER 3 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:12,346 GOT GWEN AND BRIDGETTE UP IN EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS. 4 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:15,349 D.J. ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED HIS BOY, TRENT, 5 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:17,226 OFF THE AIRPLANE, 6 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:20,062 SENDING HIM DEEP INTO THE EARTH'S CRUST. 7 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:23,399 LESHAWNA SHOWED EVERYBODY HOW TO HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE 8 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:25,108 ON THE MOOSE RIDE. 9 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:28,320 HAROLD SHOWED HIMSELF TO BE AN ACE FLY CATCHER 10 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,616 UNTIL HE CAUGHT SIGHT OF HEATHER'S UNMENTIONABLES, 11 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:34,786 CAUSING HIM TO CRASH HIS WAVE RIGHT OFF THE ISLAND, 12 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,455 BUT NOT WITHOUT A LITTLE CANOODLING TIME 13 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,832 WITH THE FAIR LESHAWNA. 14 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:43,210 AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN STORE FOR OUR CAMPERS 15 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:49,091 ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 16 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,642 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 17 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:00,478 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 18 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,939 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 19 00:01:02,981 --> 00:01:05,984 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 20 00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:11,447 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 21 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:14,241 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 22 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,953 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 23 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:19,371 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 24 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,082 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 25 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:27,922 ♪ CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 26 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:33,427 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA NA ♪ 27 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:38,683 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 28 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:44,772 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 29 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:49,234 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 30 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:59,037 WHAT? NO BREAKFAST? 31 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:01,163 OH, DON'T WORRY, BRO. 32 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,958 THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF FOOD LATER ON. 33 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,794 (BOTH LAUGH) 34 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:09,380 WHAT'RE YOU TWO BOZOS SO GIGGLY ABOUT? 35 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:15,970 CONGRATULATIONS TO THE REMAINING TEN CAMPERS 36 00:02:16,012 --> 00:02:19,473 FOR REACHING THE HALFWAY MARK IN THE COMPETITION. 37 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:22,351 YOU'LL ALL BE ON THE JURY FOR THE FINAL EPISODE. 38 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:25,145 WE GOT THE POWER, YEAH. 39 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:28,066 THE TWO TEAMS WILL BECOME ONE NEXT WEEK. 40 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,400 BUT FIRST, 41 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,777 ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE MOVED TO THE GOPHER CABIN 42 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,446 AND ALL THE GUYS WILL STAY IN THE BASS CABIN. 43 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,909 THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE IS AS OLD AS HISTORY ITSELF. 44 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:41,079 A BATTLE OF THE SEXES. 45 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,580 AFTER EVERYONE IS SETTLED IN, 46 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,289 I'LL ANNOUNCE THE CHALLENGE 47 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:50,004 AND THEN, YOU'LL HAVE A BITE TO EAT. 48 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:52,715 READY FOR A LITTLE GOOD NEWS? 49 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:55,300 THIS WEEK, NO ONE WILL BE KICKED OFF. 50 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,344 OH, SWEET. 51 00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:01,099 IT'S ALL FOR REWARD AND IT'S A GOOD ONE. 52 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,350 OKAY, TIME TO RELOCATE. 53 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,520 LET'S MOVE. 54 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,355 (BOTH SNICKER) 55 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,073 WOW, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT TODAY. 56 00:03:17,115 --> 00:03:18,657 SO NATURAL. 57 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,658 THANKS. I-- 58 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,993 HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF IT? 59 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:23,245 YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOUR SECRET. 60 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,831 OH. IT'S NOTHING, REALLY. 61 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,709 WATCH IT WITH THIS ONE. SHE'S TROUBLE. 62 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,426 (GASPS) 63 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:38,636 (GASPS) 64 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,973 IT WAS, LIKE, REAL COOL WORKING WITH YOU. 65 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:44,058 YOU KNOW, TOGETHER, AS A TEAM. 66 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,185 YEAH, I'M GLAD WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER 67 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,729 ON A DEEP LEVEL AND ALL. 68 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:49,772 YEAH. 69 00:03:49,814 --> 00:03:51,523 -ME TOO. -BECAUSE I-- 70 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,276 -OH, SORRY, YOU GO. -I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT YOU OFF. 71 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:58,864 BIG DAY AHEAD OF US. 72 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,117 I'LL MISS YOU. 73 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,079 HEY, DUDE, WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS? 74 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,339 I WAS A BIT WORRIED ABOUT BEING THE ONLY NEW GIRL ON THE TEAM, 75 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,549 THEN I FIGURED IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 76 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,052 I DON'T BUY THAT HYPE ABOUT HOW WELL GUYS GET ALONG 77 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,180 AND HOW CATTY GIRLS CAN BE. 78 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,681 NOBODY'S LEAVING 79 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,642 UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO ATE MY PUDDING POCKETS. 80 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:28,769 I ATE THEM. SO WHAT? 81 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,604 WHOA. POP THE BRAKES A MINUTE. 82 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,314 YOU'RE SO WHAT-ING ME? 83 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,315 THAT'S MY FOOD. 84 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,193 NO ONE TOUCHES MY FOOD. 85 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:36,902 WHATEVER. DEAL WITH IT. 86 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,821 IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR LEAVING YOUR JUNK 87 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:41,991 EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY THAT. 88 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:43,993 THAT IS BUGGING ME. 89 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:45,161 YEAH, IT'D BUG ME TOO 90 00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:47,038 IF I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE FRONT 91 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,207 OR IN THE BACK TO SHAKE. YEAH? 92 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,333 WELL, YOU GOT SO MUCH JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK, 93 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,377 YOUR JEANS SHOULD COME WITH A TRASH COMPACTOR. 94 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,377 OOH. 95 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,546 YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS? 96 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,673 UH-OH. 97 00:04:57,715 --> 00:05:01,635 BRIDGETTE, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 98 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:02,845 COME IN, COME IN. 99 00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:04,555 WELCOME TO OUR CABIN. 100 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,016 WE'RE LIKE A BIG FAMILY IN HERE. 101 00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:09,143 BIG AND DYSFUNCTIONAL. 102 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:11,311 ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST YELL. 103 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,397 THANKS FOR THE AWESOME WELCOME, HEATHER. 104 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,191 WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 105 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:17,651 IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN, 106 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,444 AS LONG AS YOU DO EVERYTHING HEATHER SAYS. 107 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,697 OW! 108 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:23,406 (LAUGHS) YEAH. 109 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,784 WE LOVE JOKING AROUND HERE IN THE GIRLS' CABIN. 110 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,661 I MADE SURE YOUR BUNK WAS NEXT TO MINE-- 111 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:28,662 HEY! 112 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,122 THAT'S MY BED. 113 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,123 OW! 114 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,791 SO WE COULD TALK AND SHARE 115 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,501 AND REALLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 116 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:35,878 OKAY, YEAH. 117 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,546 HEY, THANKS EVERYBODY. 118 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,881 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KNOW ALL OF-- 119 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:40,549 OKAY. PLENTY OF TIME TO CHAT LATER. 120 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,301 LET'S UNPACK. 121 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,095 THIS IS GREAT. 122 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:46,931 I BET WE'RE GETTING ALONG WAY BETTER THAN THE GUYS. 123 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:50,101 (GUYS LAUGHING) 124 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,106 ROCK THAT SODA POP, BROTHER. 125 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,693 (BURP) 126 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:03,072 (HUGE BURP) 127 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,454 (CLEARS THROAT) 128 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,581 NICE ONE. 129 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:14,583 THAT GUY DESERVES TO BE CAPTAIN. 130 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,168 SPEECH. 131 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,296 -SPEECH. -WHOO! WHOO! 132 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,672 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 133 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,007 (CLEARS THROAT) 134 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,927 I OWE IT ALL TO MY BIG BRO BACK HOME 135 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:28,764 FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO PULL BACK AND LET 'ER RIP. 136 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:30,975 (BURP) 137 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:35,938 -THOSE CHICKS ARE GOING DOWN. -(ALL CHEER) 138 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,982 HEATHER: WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS. 139 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,067 NAIL POLISH, SCRUNCHIES, EARRINGS, 140 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,443 JUST HELP YOURSELF. 141 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,028 WOW. 142 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,490 THANKS, HEATHER, BUT UM, I LIKE TO KEEP IT NATURAL. 143 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,075 LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS, 144 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:51,536 A LADY CAN ALWAYS USE A LITTLE BOOST IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT. 145 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,038 LESHAWNA: AND MY MOMMA TOLD ME, 146 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,873 AIN'T NOTHING FREE IN THIS WORLD. 147 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,042 WATCH WHAT YOU TAKE FROM THIS GIRL, BRIDGETTE. 148 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,543 MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 149 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,005 WE'RE A TEAM AND WE GOTTA LIVE IN THE SAME CABIN, 150 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,257 SO THIS IS ALL OF OUR BUSINESS. 151 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:05,259 YEAH, WE'RE A TEAM. 152 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:07,011 WE SHOULD BE USING THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY 153 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,804 TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. 154 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:09,847 YOU WANNA PLAY THAT WAY? 155 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,266 FINE, BE ON THEIR SIDE. 156 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,397 THIS IS MY SIDE AND THAT'S YOUR SIDE. 157 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,860 OKAY, I PROBABLY COULD HAVE PLAYED THAT BETTER. 158 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:25,654 BUT LESHAWNA SERIOUSLY CREASES ME. 159 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:27,781 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 160 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,408 YOU KEEP PUTTING DOWN THAT TAPE. 161 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,244 AND IF YOU CROSS IT, I'LL SMACK YOU DOWN. 162 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,040 YOU CAN CHOOSE THE WEIRD GIRLS IF YOU WANT. 163 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,875 BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU DO, 164 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,169 YOU'RE, LIKE, NOT ALLOWED ON OUR SIDE. 165 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:41,295 RIGHT, LINDSAY? 166 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:42,880 HMPH. 167 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,511 I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM. 168 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:54,016 YOU KNOW, UNITED, TOGETHER, IN SOLIDARITY OR SOMETHING. 169 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:56,810 LET'S BUILD BRIDGES, NOT WALLS. 170 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:57,936 TAKE YOUR PICK. 171 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:10,782 YOU JUST DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE. 172 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,328 LET'S TRY TO GET ALONG, OKAY? 173 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,621 OTHERWISE THE GUYS ARE GOING TO CREAM US. 174 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,123 DON'T YOU GET IT? 175 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,168 TOUGH ROOM. 176 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:26,506 IT'S TIME FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE. 177 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:30,344 -UH, WHERE'S BREAKFAST AT? -(BOTH LAUGH) 178 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:31,720 STOP DOING THAT. 179 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,596 LET'S JUST TELL THEM. 180 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:38,060 TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS "THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS." 181 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:40,896 YOU'LL BE GETTING A NINE COURSE MEAL. 182 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,024 EACH MEMBER OF EACH TEAM MUST FINISH EACH DISH. 183 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,943 YOU WILL NOT KNOW 184 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:49,447 IF THE NEXT DISH IS GROSSER THAN THE LAST, 185 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:53,742 NOT AS GROSS OR JUST AS GROSS, 186 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:58,247 JUST THAT IT WILL LIKELY BE GROSS. 187 00:08:58,289 --> 00:09:00,624 TELL THEM WHAT THEY'LL GET IF THEY WIN, CHRIS. 188 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:04,753 THE WINNING TEAM SPENDS TWO DAYS AT A LOCAL FIVE-STAR RESORT 189 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:07,547 WHERE THEY'LL BE PAMPERED, EAT GOURMET NOSH 190 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,301 AND BE GIVEN ANTIBIOTICS AGAINST ANYTHING THEY MAY HAVE CAUGHT 191 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:14,096 WHILE PARTICIPATING IN THIS CHALLENGE. 192 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:17,057 THE LOSING TEAM WILL GO HUNGRY TONIGHT 193 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,892 AND SPEND THE NEXT TWO DAYS HERE, 194 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,479 ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND... 195 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,772 WITH CHEF. 196 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,316 (ALL GASP) 197 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:28,610 WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE. 198 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,155 I JUST HOPE WE WIN, TO EASE SOME OF THE TENSION. 199 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:34,408 I MEAN, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE, EXCEPT MEAT. 200 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:35,867 I CAN'T EAT MEAT. 201 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,621 (CLEARS THROAT) 202 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:42,040 TAKE A WHIFF BOYS, (SNIFFS) 203 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:46,420 'CAUSE ALL I SMELL IS VICTORY FOR ME AND MY GIRLS. 204 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:47,838 I'LL EAT ANYTHING. 205 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,715 EVEN MY GITCH IF I HAVE TO. 206 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,967 WILL I HAVE TO? 207 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,052 LET'S BEGIN THE CHALLENGE. 208 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,806 FIRST, SOME HORS D'OEUVRES. 209 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,599 ALL RIGHT, MEATBALLS. 210 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,519 BRING IT ON. 211 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,896 WELL, TECHNICALLY YOU'RE RIGHT, OWEN, 212 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,065 BUT THESE ARE KINDA SPECIAL. 213 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,277 IT'S BEEF TESTICLE BOURGUIGNON. 214 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,862 (CRIES) 215 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,156 TESTICLES? 216 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:17,659 ALL: UGH. 217 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:24,208 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS TO MY BOVINE BROTHER. 218 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:37,888 IT'S THE HARDEST THING A MAN CAN DO. 219 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,139 JUDGING FROM THE WAY 220 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,433 THE GUYS WERE REACTING TO THE, 221 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:45,437 UH, DISH, I KNEW WE COULD WIN THE ROUND. 222 00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:51,193 AH! 223 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:54,029 OH, OKAY. 224 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,989 GROSS ME RIGHT OUT THE DOOR, 225 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:59,201 BUT I COULD TOTALLY USE A PEDICURE AT THAT RESORT. 226 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:02,954 MY CORNS ARE GROWING CORNS. 227 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,123 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 228 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,333 MMM. 229 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,793 YOU BIG BOYS CAN'T EAT A LITTLE MEATBALL? 230 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,212 COME ON. 231 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,297 WE CAN'T LET THE GIRLS WIN. 232 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,633 OUR MANHOOD IS AT STAKE. 233 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,760 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 234 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,845 WHY AREN'T YOU EATING? 235 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,805 I'M A VEGETARIAN. 236 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,682 IT'S AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES. 237 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,727 ARE YOU SABOTAGING THE TEAM JUST TO SPITE ME? 238 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,687 I FELT SO BAD. 239 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,981 I HAD TO HELP HER. 240 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,192 IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 241 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,571 SOMETIMES THEY CASTRATE BULLS FOR, UH, 242 00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:37,239 MEDICAL REASONS. 243 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,453 (SIGHS) 244 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,205 IT WAS SO SWEET OF HIM TO HELP. 245 00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:51,420 I CAN'T DO IT. 246 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:54,381 WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE GUYS LOST THIS ROUND. 247 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,551 THE FIRST CHALLENGE GOES TO THE FEMALE CAMPERS. 248 00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,137 (ALL CHEER) 249 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:03,098 THANKS FOR THE TALK, GEOFF. 250 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,849 UH, WHAT? YOU'RE HELPING THEM, DORK? 251 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,851 YOU JUST COST US THIS ROUND. 252 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,647 YO, IT'S MY BUSINESS WHO I TALK TO. 253 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,939 GIMME A BREAK, MAN. 254 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,357 WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN. 255 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,192 -YOU BLEW IT. -COME ON. 256 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,320 -D.J. CHICKENED OUT. -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 257 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,904 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 258 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,448 ARE WE HERE TO ARGUE 259 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,493 OR ARE WE HERE TO EAT A SERIES OF REVOLTING MEALS? 260 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,121 -ALL RIGHT. -FINE. 261 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,748 -SORRY, MAN. -SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE. 262 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,543 I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW QUICKLY THE GUYS MADE UP. 263 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:36,256 EVEN I LIKE TO HOLD A GRUDGE FOR A GOOD SIX MINUTES. 264 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,883 SCORE NOW STANDS AT ONE FOR THE GIRLS 265 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,843 AND ZERO FOR THE GUYS. 266 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,096 AND NOW THE NEXT COURSE IN 267 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:46,099 "THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS." 268 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,561 YOU GUYS LIKE PIZZA? 269 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:53,106 I COULD EAT PIZZA ANYTIME WITH ANYTHING ON IT. 270 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,775 ANYTHING? 271 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,862 HOW ABOUT LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH TANGY JELLYFISH SAUCE 272 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,324 AND LIVE ANCHOVIES? 273 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:10,999 I COULD EAT PIZZA ANYTIME WITH ANYTHING ON IT. 274 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:14,919 HOW ABOUT LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH TANGY JELLYFISH SAUCE 275 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,755 AND LIVE ANCHOVIES? 276 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,091 EW. I HATE ANCHOVIES. 277 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,970 UGH. 278 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,726 MNH-MNH, THAT IS STRAIGHT UP NASTY. 279 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,686 I AIN'T EATING THAT. 280 00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:32,396 OH, YES, YOU ARE. 281 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,732 I AM NOT MISSING OUT ON AN INDOOR HEATED POOL 282 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:38,109 -JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP DOWN A FEW... -(CHIRPS) 283 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,780 (SCREAMS) 284 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,281 GRASSHOPPERS. 285 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,617 OKAY, I CAN'T DO THIS. 286 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,161 I'M DIGESTING A BULL'S PRECIOUS COJONES. 287 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,913 YOU'RE GONNA EAT. 288 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,998 FINE. 289 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,959 CAN I GET A LITTLE PARMESAN ON THIS? 290 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,385 MMM. 291 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,011 DELICIOUS. 292 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,346 YOU'RE UP NEXT. 293 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,560 OKAY, SURE I'VE EATEN TUNA SALAD SANDWICHES. 294 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:12,894 BUT I NEVER WORKED OUT MY POSITION 295 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,105 ON EATING LIVE FISH. 296 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,190 BUT I HAD TO GET IN GOOD WITH THE GROUP. 297 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,651 GO BRIDGETTE, GO BRIDGETTE. 298 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,988 RIGHT ON, GIRL. 299 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:31,329 WHOA, BIG GUY, NO TAKING SECONDS UNTIL EVERYBODY'S HAD A SLICE. 300 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,875 THERE IS NO WAY I'M EATING THAT. 301 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,711 IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD. 302 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,379 LINDSAY, 303 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:45,469 LINDSAY, LET'S TRY A LITTLE YOGIC MEDITATION, OKAY? 304 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,555 FIRST, GET INTO LOTUS POSITION. 305 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:54,936 OM, OM, UMM. 306 00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:58,857 NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, TEAMWORK. 307 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,442 FLY ME SOME FINGERS. 308 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,362 I'VE GOT A WEAK STOMACH. 309 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,656 UH, BE RIGHT BACK. 310 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,242 (THROWS UP) 311 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,499 WHEN I WAS A KID, MY PARENTS USED TO HOLD ME DOWN 312 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,459 AND FORCE FEED ME BROCCOLI. 313 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:20,420 THEY ONLY DID IT BECAUSE BROCCOLI IS... 314 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,755 GOOD FOR YA. 315 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,089 I CAN DO THIS. 316 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,843 D.J., I NEED YOU TO HOLD ME DOWN 317 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,928 WHILE, GEOFF, YOU STUFF THE SLICE IN MY MOUTH. 318 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,473 AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SCREAM OR BEG, 319 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,600 YOU HAVE GOT TO FEED ME THAT SLICE. 320 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,602 HUH. SURE, I'M IN. 321 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,479 NO, STOP. 322 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:38,689 WAIT, IT WAS A JOKE. 323 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,773 I WAS KIDDING. 324 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:42,233 HA-HA, HA-HA, HA, HA. 325 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,943 I'M WARNING YOU, MY DAD'S A LAWYER. 326 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,073 MOMMA? 327 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,579 IT WASN'T THAT BAD. 328 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,247 I WAS PLAYING IT UP FOR THE CAMERAS, 329 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,208 YOU KNOW, TO BOOST RATINGS. 330 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,293 I DON'T REALLY MIND BEEF TESTICLES 331 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:03,922 OR LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH A JELLYFISH-- 332 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,885 (THROWING UP) 333 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,023 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 334 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,316 I CAN'T BE DOING THIS. 335 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,276 LITTLE GRASSHOPPER MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, 336 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,570 WHY WOULD I WANNA GO 337 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,363 AND BITE HIS LITTLE HEAD OFF FOR? 338 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:32,910 THE WINNERS OF THIS ROUND ARE THE GUYS. 339 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,454 (GUYS CHEER) 340 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,289 WHAT? 341 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,042 I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THE NEXT DISH. 342 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,545 I MADE IT FROM SCRATCH. 343 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:44,588 ALL RIGHT. 344 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,464 WHO'S READY FOR THE THIRD COURSE? 345 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,634 SPAGHETTI. 346 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:53,931 WELL, ACTUALLY, EARTHWORMS COVERED IN SNAIL SLIME SAUCE 347 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,306 AND HAIRBALLS. 348 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,726 NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 349 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,394 AAH, AAH, AAH! 350 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,396 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 351 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,862 OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 352 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,741 I LOVE SPAGHETTI. 353 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:15,493 SPAGHETTI IS GOOD. 354 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,162 -OKAY. -OM. 355 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,831 UGH. 356 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,250 (GAGS) 357 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,043 WHERE AM I? 358 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:28,047 DONE. (BURPS) 359 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,883 AND ONCE AGAIN, 360 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,427 THE WINNERS ARE THE GUYS. 361 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,595 GUYS: YAHOO! 362 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:35,013 COME ON, YOU GUYS, 363 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,848 LET'S SHOW THEM SOME GIRL POWER. 364 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,057 BRIDGETTE'S RIGHT. 365 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,310 -LET'S KICK SOME BOY BUTT. -YEAH. 366 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,186 JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG. 367 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,814 WE'VE GOTTA ACT LIKE A TEAM. 368 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,231 WHATEVER. 369 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,025 CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 370 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,527 TIME FOR COURSE NUMBER FOUR. 371 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,448 NO NINE COURSE MEAL WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOUP. 372 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,702 TODAY'S SPECIAL IS FRENCH BUNION SOUP 373 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,705 WITH HANGNAIL CRACKERS. 374 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,083 I THINK THEY JUST USED STUFF FROM CHEF'S BATHROOM FLOOR. 375 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,505 (GASPS) 376 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,765 I DIDN'T EVEN TASTE IT. 377 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,851 THE GIRLS WIN AGAIN. 378 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:24,479 -THE SCORE'S NOW TIED UP AT TWO. -WE WON. 379 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,481 I THINK THE GIRLS REALLY MADE A BREAKTHROUGH 380 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,941 AS A TEAM. 381 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,360 ONLY FIVE MORE COURSES LEFT. 382 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,320 BON APPETIT. 383 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:37,826 CHORUS: ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT ♪ 384 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:41,412 ♪ EAT TO WIN ♪ 385 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,124 ♪ DON'T LET THEM GROSS YOU OUT ♪ 386 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,628 ♪ DON'T LET THEM PUSH YOU DOWN ♪ 387 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:55,259 ♪ STAND UP TALL AND SAY YOU CAN ♪ 388 00:18:56,302 --> 00:19:02,809 ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT EAT TO WIN ♪ 389 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:09,273 ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT EAT TO WIN ♪ 390 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,274 WOW. 391 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,776 IT'S STILL TIED UP. 392 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,613 WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST COURSE IN THE CHALLENGE. 393 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,076 IT'S DELICIOUS DOLPHIN WIENERS. 394 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,078 HOT DOGS MADE OF DOLPHIN. 395 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:24,789 (GASPS) BUT DOLPHINS ARE OUR FRIENDS. 396 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,957 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 397 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,291 IT'S ALREADY DEAD. 398 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,586 IF YOU DON'T EAT IT, WE DON'T WIN. 399 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,504 OH, I CAN'T. 400 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,964 I'M A SURFER. 401 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,507 I SWIM WITH DOLPHINS. 402 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,759 EAT IT! 403 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,719 NO, I'M NOT DOING IT. 404 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,054 YOU CAN'T PRESSURE ME. 405 00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:42,264 I'M WITH YOU, SISTER, I'M NOT EATING NO DOLPHIN. 406 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,810 I SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE COOKING DOLPHIN, 407 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,311 NO APPRECIATION. 408 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,358 OKAY, ENOUGH. 409 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,819 WE'LL SOLVE THIS BY HAVING AN EAT-OFF. 410 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,697 WHOEVER CAN DRINK 411 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,365 THE MOST SHOT GLASSES OF FRESH 412 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,909 DELICIOUS BLENDED COCKROACH 413 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,577 WILL BE THE WINNER. 414 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,580 THIS UNLIKELY SATISFYING BLEND OF EIGHT DIFFERENT COCKROACHES 415 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,291 IS VITAMIN RICH FOR YOUR BALANCED LIFESTYLE. 416 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,751 ON YOUR MARK, 417 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,294 GET SET, GO. 418 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,772 OWEN WINS. 419 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,486 LESHAWNA, YOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS. 420 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,696 OH. SOMETHING'S COMING UP. 421 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,183 CHRIS: THE GUYS ARE THE BIG WINNERS TODAY, 422 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,645 AND THE GIRLS GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS. 423 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,815 TWO DEFINITIVE CLEATS HAVE BEEN CEMENTED. 424 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,317 -(KNOCKING ON THE DOOR) -FOR NOW. 425 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,695 WHAT SHOCKING SURPRISES ARE IN STORE 426 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:23,282 FOR OUR CAMPERS NEXT WEEK AS THEY HEAD FOR THE BIG MERGE. 427 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:29,288 TUNE IN ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.