1 00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:05,715 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, 2 00:00:05,757 --> 00:00:07,884 THE ELEVEN SURVIVING CAMPERS WERE PUT THROUGH 3 00:00:07,926 --> 00:00:11,930 MASTER CHIEF HATCHET'S BRUTAL BOOT CAMP. 4 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:14,432 DUNCAN WAS THE FIRST TO BE SENT TO THE BRIG 5 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:18,060 BY MAJOR HARSHNESS FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT. 6 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:19,771 SHOCKER. 7 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:23,065 BUT WHAT WAS A SURPRISE WAS WHEN BY-THE-BOOK COURTNEY 8 00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:26,444 SMUGGLED FOOD TO P.O.W. DUNCAN 9 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,447 THE TWO PROCEEDED TO PULL A B-AND-E TO STEAL SOME 10 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:34,577 P.B. AND J AND ENDED UP K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 11 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:37,371 LESHAWNA WON HER STRIPES FOR THE GOPHERS. 12 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,582 AND THE BASS SMELT SOMETHING FISHY 13 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:42,460 WHEN COURTNEY WAS SUDDENLY VOTED OFF. 14 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:45,421 CONFESSION CAMS REVEALED THAT IT WAS HAROLD WHO TAMPERED 15 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,633 WITH THE VOTES TO GET BACK AT DUNCAN FOR TORTURING HIM, 16 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,342 WHICH SEEMS A BIT UNFAIR. 17 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,471 I MEAN, HELLO, HE'S A BULLY. 18 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,765 THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. 19 00:00:55,807 --> 00:00:57,266 BIRDS GOTTA FLY. 20 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,477 FISHES GOTTA SWIM, DUDE. 21 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,813 LET A PLAYER PLAY. 22 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:05,942 THIS WEEK THE CAMPERS ARE PUSHED TO THE X-TREME! 23 00:01:05,984 --> 00:01:08,277 WHO WILL CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE? 24 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:12,740 FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 25 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:26,731 (SNORING) 26 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,869 (AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARING) 27 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,250 INCOMING! 28 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,376 HIT THE DECK! 29 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:48,502 (SCREAMING) 30 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,547 YES! 31 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:54,717 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PILOT'S LICENSE! 32 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:05,394 JUST FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES FOR TODAY'S 33 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:08,606 X-TREME SPORTS CHALLENGE! 34 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,025 (ECHOING) 35 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:14,403 UH, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS. 36 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:17,573 THIS WEEK YOU'LL PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES. 37 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:22,787 FIRST UP, X-TREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING! 38 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,164 CONTESTANTS WILL PLUMMET-- UH-- 39 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,626 SKYDIVE TO AWAITING SOFA BED TARGET BELOW. 40 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:37,259 OF COURSE, YOU'LL BE SKYDIVING 41 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,846 FROM FIVE THOUSAND FEET AND USING THESE. 42 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:49,563 OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE TRENT AND D.J. 43 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,356 SURE. WHY NOT? 44 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,317 YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY SAY ON BLACK COMB MOUNTAIN, BRO? 45 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,029 BEST GLIMPSE OF HEAVEN'S ON THE WAY INTO HELL. 46 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,572 LET'S DO THIS. 47 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,158 YEAH. UGH. 48 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:01,826 SURE. BRING IT ON. 49 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:05,621 NOT SO FAST, BECAUSE, THE SECOND CHALLENGE 50 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:10,918 OF THE DAY IS X-TREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING! 51 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,839 CONTESTANT WILL RODEO RIDE THE GREAT CANADIAN BUCKING MOOSE 52 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,593 FOR 8 SECONDS OR GET HOOFED INTO A GIANT PILE OF SOCKS 53 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,720 FROM THE LOST AND FOUND. 54 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,890 THAT'S STINK PILE AIN'T NOTHING BUT LAUNDRY DAY BACK HOME. 55 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,685 IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, LESHAWNA. 56 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:32,731 YOU'RE RIDING FOR GOPHERS AND GEOFF, YOU'LL RIDE FOR BASS. 57 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,526 HE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BUCKY TO ME. 58 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,568 HI, BEAUTIFUL. 59 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,198 AND THE FINAL CHALLENGE-- 60 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:44,535 X-TREME SEADOO WATER SKIING! 61 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,496 CONTESTANT WILL WATER SKI A RACE COURSE GRABBING 62 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:50,749 AS MANY FLAGS THEY CAN BEFORE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE. 63 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,335 WHILE A MEMBER FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM DRIVES 64 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,377 THE SEADOO. 65 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,214 HOW CAN WE WATER SKI WITHOUT WATER? 66 00:04:56,255 --> 00:05:00,092 IT'S REALLY HARD. CHECK IT OUT. 67 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:07,058 (LAUGHS) AWESOME! 68 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,268 HAROLD! YOU'LL SKI FOR KILLER BASS... 69 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,394 SWEET! 70 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,855 AND LINDSAY FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS. 71 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:16,859 COOL! I CAN MODEL MY NEW BIKINI. 72 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:19,862 NOW FOR THE COOL SWAG, WHOEVER SCORES 73 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:22,823 THE MOST CHALLENGES GET BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT, 74 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,951 SAVES THEIR BUTTS FROM ELIMINATION AND WINS 75 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:29,163 A TRICKED-OUT MULTI-MESSAGE MOBILE SHOWER. 76 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,625 (ALL GASP) 77 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,086 LINDSAY: CAN IT BE? 78 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,588 OH. IT BE. 79 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,965 UGH. A SHOWER? 80 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,467 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING GOOD? 81 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,720 LISTEN TO ME, YOU MARSHMALLOW-EATING GOOF, 82 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:47,306 WE ARE GONNA WIN THAT SHOWER IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO. 83 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,557 GOT IT? 84 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,149 OKAY, GANG, CHOW FOR BREAKIE, 85 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,193 THEN REPORT BACK IN 20 MINUTES 86 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:03,155 FOR THE X-TREME SPORT CHALLENGE! 87 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,800 SWEET GRUB, BRO. 88 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:28,430 FOR THE GIRL WITH SMOLDERING EYES? 89 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,562 CHECK IT OUT, IT'S A CORNY HAIKU POEM. 90 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,022 WHOA. 91 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,650 SOME DUDE'S CRUSHING BIG TIME. 92 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,360 IT'S PROBABLY FOR YOU. 93 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,778 REALLY? 94 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,488 I WAS GONNA SAY IT WAS FOR YOU. 95 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,241 BUT TRENT IS TOTALLY CRUNCHING ON YOU. 96 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:50,744 I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE ALWAYS SCAMS AN EXTRA MUFFIN FOR YOU. 97 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,746 YEAH, BUT GEOFF IS SO INTO YOU. 98 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,165 REMEMBER AT THE DOCK YESTERDAY 99 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,749 HOW HE TRIED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? 100 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,678 THEN AGAIN, GEOFF PROBABLY COULDN'T PRONOUNCE HAIKU, 101 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,596 LET ALONE WRITE ONE. 102 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,349 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 103 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:14,559 NOTHING. HE'S JUST NOT EXACTLY THE SCHOLARLY TYPE. 104 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,188 OH, AND I SUPPOSE TRENT IS BUSY BONING UP ON HIS 105 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,564 NIETZSCHE IN HIS SPARE TIME? 106 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,443 I THINK TRENT IS MORE NIETZSCHE THAN GEOFF IS HAIKU-IE. 107 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,487 HAIKU-IE? HUMPH. 108 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,531 WELL, AT LEAST GEOFF ISN'T A POSER. 109 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,700 TRENT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN SONGS. 110 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,208 TELL YOU WHAT, BETTY, I'LL BET YOU TWO NIGHTS' DESERT 111 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:39,877 THAT THE POEM WAS FOR ME. 112 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,921 OH, I'M UP FOR THAT. DOWN WITH THAT. 113 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,215 WHATEVER. YOU'RE ON. 114 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:49,387 NOW, REMEMBER, GROUND TEAMS CAN WHEELIE 115 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:52,181 THE SOFA BEDS WHEREVER THEY WANT IN ORDER TO HELP 116 00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:54,058 THEIR COMRADE WITH THE LANDING. 117 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,809 SAYONARA, TRENT. 118 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,103 I HOPE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO IMPRESS WEIRD GOTH GIRL 119 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,563 ARE WORTH THE CHALK OUTLINE. 120 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:04,276 UH, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE TRENT'S DOING THIS 121 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:07,071 AS A FORM OF SELF-EXPRESSION, LIKE HAIKU? 122 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,574 OR--NOT. 123 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:17,331 (SIGHS) OKAY, SO IT WASN'T MY MOST SUBTLE SLEUTHING MOMENT. 124 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,217 IF YOU COULD JUST FILL THESE OUT? 125 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:29,343 WHAT? 126 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:30,802 WE ALREADY SIGNED THE INSURANCE FORMS 127 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,346 IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW! 128 00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:36,850 YEAH, BUT THESE ARE FOR ORGAN DONATION! 129 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,894 I HAVE THIS COOL CANNIBAL CHALLENGE 130 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:42,606 I WANT TO PITCH TO THE PRODUCERS AND THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY 131 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,943 TOWARD BUDGETING FREE PROPS! 132 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,862 HERE COMES THE DROP, BOYS! 133 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,697 I DON'T SEE THE DROP ZONE. 134 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:59,581 PUSH, WHY IS THIS THING SO HEAVY? 135 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,424 COME ON, YOU BIG TUB OF LARD, MOVE. 136 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:09,633 (SIGHING) 137 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,093 ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS? 138 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,474 AT LEAST IT'LL BE A SOFT LANDING. 139 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,814 UH--I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS MAN. 140 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,525 DON'T WORRY, DUDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL HIT THE MATTRESS. 141 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,152 (SCREAMING) 142 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,361 OH, SNAP. 143 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:35,326 (GASPING) 144 00:09:36,494 --> 00:09:38,078 TRENT? 145 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,414 (GROANS) 146 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:44,293 OKAY, PULL THE BLUE CORD FIRST THEN THE RED. 147 00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:46,003 BLUE THEN RED. 148 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,004 BLUE. 149 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,255 RED! 150 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,423 (SCREAMING) 151 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,304 YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC? 152 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:58,723 UH, WRITING SOMEONE'S NAME IN THE SNOW WITH YOUR PEE? 153 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,769 UH, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING MORE OF THE WRITTEN WORD. 154 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:06,357 OH. YOU MEAN LIKE A TATTOO. 155 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,358 OH, YEAH. 156 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,443 I'VE GOT ONE ON MY BUTT. WANNA SEE? 157 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:10,486 (SCREAMING) 158 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,411 ALL: GO! GO! GO! 159 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,038 (SCREAMING) 160 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,338 -ALL: YEAH! -BRIDGETTE: WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT! 161 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:31,089 EVERYTHING'S STILL HERE? 162 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,966 NOTHING'S BROKEN? 163 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,385 WHEW! 164 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,512 (GASPING) 165 00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:37,679 (WHISTLING) 166 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,060 GOPHERS LOSE! 167 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,353 BASS WINS! 168 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:47,939 1-0. 169 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,732 NICE GOING, TRENT. 170 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,777 TRENT, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME 171 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,948 BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU TO GET, UH--RE-BONED? 172 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,367 YEAH. 173 00:10:58,409 --> 00:10:59,659 IS MY HAIR MESSED UP? 174 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:13,340 OKAY, COWPOKES, LET'S START THE RODEO MOOSE CHALLENGE! 175 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,884 GEOFF: RODEO RIDING'S KIND OF LIKE SURFING, 176 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:20,639 ONCE YOU CATCH THE LIP, YOU JUST FLOW WITH THE MOJO. 177 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,891 YEAH, FLOW. 178 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:26,562 KINDA LIKE THE ANCIENT ART OF JAPANESE HAIKU. 179 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:30,399 WHAT'S A HAIKU? 180 00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:32,526 HEY, BRIDGE, 181 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,278 WANNA SEE THAT TAT? 182 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,613 WHOA! 183 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,449 DEFINITELY NOT HAIKU-IE. 184 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,699 (MOOSE SNORTING) 185 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,288 (SCREAMING) 186 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,831 AND GEOFF'S-- 187 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,502 OUT? 188 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,549 OOH! THAT STINKS BIG-TIME FOR BASS. 189 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,636 CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE. PAUSE THAT. 190 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:02,640 LET'S JUST REWIND THAT SHOT AND RUN IT IN SUPER-SLOW-MO. 191 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,516 I'M EMBARRASSED. 192 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,059 THIS IS SO DEGRADING. 193 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,852 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME! 194 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,564 CAN WE JUST PLEASE GET A DECENT BUDGET TOGETHER 195 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,732 FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP? 196 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,652 I LOOK LIKE I JUST FELL OUT OF BED. 197 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,069 JEESH! 198 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:19,448 NO, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS SOME RANK STUFF. 199 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:21,450 LESHAWNA, LET'S JET! 200 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,622 (BIRD CHIRPING) 201 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,174 I HOPE YOU GOT A MOOSE-BURGER RECIPE HANDY. 202 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,216 (CHUCKLING) 203 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,301 LESHAWNA: EASY, BOY. 204 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,136 YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME MAD, NOW. 205 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,513 (MOOSE SNORTING) 206 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,972 SWEET MOTHER OF--AAH! 207 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:50,354 SO, YOUR GUY'S A METRO WITH A BROKEN BACK. 208 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,105 SO, YOUR GUY'S A GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED SKATER FLAKE. 209 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,982 LESHAWNA: OOH! HOO! OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH! 210 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,735 OH-OH-OH-OOH. 211 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,945 IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? YOU GOT NOTHING. 212 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:02,324 OKAY, SO IT WASN'T TRENT OR GEOFF. 213 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:06,704 YEAH. PLUS, WE KIND OF JUST ASSUMED IT WAS FOR US. 214 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,912 LESHAWNA: GET ME OFF OF THIS THING! 215 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,624 WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT. 216 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,250 LESHAWNA: OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH! 217 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,335 DEAL? 218 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,312 SO, WE HAVE A TIE! 219 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:37,108 WHOEVER WINS THE X-TREME SEA-DOO WATER SKI CHALLENGE 220 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,695 WINS INVINCIBILITY. 221 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:41,238 LINDSAY: I'M READY. 222 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,369 HEATHER: WE ARE SO DEAD-- UNLESS.. 223 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,747 I GET TO DRIVE THE WAVE JUMPER! 224 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:53,124 JUST WIN THE DANG SHOWER SO I CAN GET MY HAIR DID. 225 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,711 THIS IS IT. WE'RE TIED FOR THE WIN. 226 00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:58,338 BAD-TO-THE-BONE DUNCAN IS DRIVING LINDSAY. 227 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,549 I'M SKIING FOR THE BASS. 228 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,718 WINNING IS INEVITABLE. 229 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:08,139 GOODBYE, WEDGIES, WET WILLIES, AND TOILET-FACE PLUNGES. 230 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:12,269 HELLO, DIRTY HAROLD. 231 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,480 OKAY, SO, HAIKUIST CANDIDATES ARE DUNCAN, HAROLD, 232 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,315 D.J., OR OWEN. 233 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,484 WELL, WE KNOW DUNCAN WAS CRUSHING ON COURTNEY, 234 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,652 SO HE'S OUT. 235 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,279 AND HAROLD IS-- 236 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,114 LADIES. 237 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,449 AAH! 238 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,742 YEAH. 239 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,786 I'LL TAKE OWEN, YOU TAKE D.J. 240 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,667 YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, ALPHA GEEK. 241 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,294 HERE'S THE ROAD RULES. 242 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,213 OH, WAIT--THERE ARE NO RULES. 243 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:44,635 WHICH MEANS THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! 244 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:48,054 SO, READ ANY GOOD POEMS LATELY? 245 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,141 SO, ASKED ANY ARBITRARY, WAY-OUT-OF-LEFT-FIELD 246 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,183 QUESTIONS LATELY? 247 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,479 (SIGHING) 248 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,691 AND GO! 249 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,025 (MOTOR REVVING) 250 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,238 AH! OOH! OW! OW! 251 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,456 CHRIS: FLAG 1 FOR BASS! 252 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,625 BOTH: YES! 253 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,709 NO! 254 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,931 CHRIS: FIVE FLAGS AND HEADING HOME! 255 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,142 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 256 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,311 HEATHER HAS TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE 257 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,271 OR BE DISQUALIFIED. 258 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,316 BUT WHEN SHE DOES, HAROLD WILL TAKE FIVE FLAGS 259 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,361 TO VICTORY FOR THE KILLER BASS! 260 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,570 (GASPING) 261 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,576 I COULDN'T LET THAT LITTLE DORK-WAD WIN, 262 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,078 SO I DECIDED TO CUT HIM LOOSE. 263 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,921 GAME OVER, GUMBY! 264 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,173 VICTORY IS -- HUH? 265 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,263 (SCREAMING) 266 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,473 (GASPING) 267 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,519 (SCREAMING) 268 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,440 (GROWLING) 269 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,860 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HEATHER DID TO MAKE HAROLD 270 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:28,613 LOSE HIS CONCENTRATION, BUT IT'S A TOTAL WIPEOUT 271 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,072 FOR THE BASS TEAM. 272 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,326 BOOBIES! 273 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:41,167 SO, IF WE WIN, IS THERE A SOMEONE SPECIAL 274 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,921 YOU'LL BE, UH, SHOWERING FOR? 275 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,672 WHY WOULD I NEED TO SHOWER? 276 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,173 WE'RE IN THE WILD. 277 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,342 UGH! 278 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,427 NEVER MIND. 279 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,511 (GAGGING) 280 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:58,518 CHRIS: READY, SET, RIDING IT LIKE IT'S SWEEPS WEEK. GO! 281 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,692 FLAG 1. 282 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,026 -YEAH! -EEW! 283 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:18,246 CHRIS: FLAGS 2, 3, 4. 284 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,206 (GROWLING) 285 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,499 CHRIS: LINDSAY HAS SNAGGED 286 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,461 FLAG 5 AND IS RACING HOME FOR THE WIN. 287 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,170 DUNCAN IS EUCHRED! 288 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,339 HE HAS TO CROSS! 289 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,049 SAYS YOU! 290 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,676 (SCREAMING) 291 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:39,058 LINDSAY: WHOO! WHOO-HOO! 292 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,227 SHE WON? 293 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,021 CHRIS: GOPHERS WIN! 294 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,191 (CHEERING) 295 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,318 LINDSAY: SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUNC. 296 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,070 I JUST REALLY WANTED THAT SHOWER! 297 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,906 UGH! WHATEVER. 298 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,158 GIRLFRIEND, GIVE ME SOME SUGAR. 299 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,494 REALLY COULD HAVE USED THAT SHOWER. 300 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,787 (SNIFFING) 301 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:03,291 WHEW! RIGHT YOU ARE, MY SKUNKY FRIEND. 302 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,795 SO I LANDED IN A PILE OF SOCKS, BIG DEAL. 303 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:08,505 I CAN'T STINK THAT BAD, CAN I? 304 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,885 THE BASS TEAM WENT BELLY-UP AND WILL NOW DECIDE 305 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,346 WHICH FISHY TO FLUSH, WHILE THE GOPHERS 306 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:20,266 TOTALLY SCORED SOME MUCH-NEEDED SHOWERS. 307 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,102 (SIGHING) 308 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:25,689 WHAT'S UP WITH CHICKS AND SHOWERS? 309 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,066 SO, WE RULED OUT OWEN AND D.J. 310 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,401 I KNOW. SO WHO COULD IT BE? 311 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,821 WHO COULD WHAT BE? 312 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:36,324 ANOTHER NOTE FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, LESHAWNA? 313 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,035 BOTH: LESHAWNA'S THE CRUSH GIRL? 314 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,786 YOU TWO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE HERE 315 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:43,540 WITH A BOOTY AS LUSCIOUS AS AN APPLE? 316 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,042 BUT WHO WROTE IT? 317 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,342 AS YOU KNOW, IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE 318 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,929 A MARSHMALLOW YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME, 319 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,140 AND YOU CAN NEVER, EVER RETURN TO CAMP. 320 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,146 BRIDGETTE AND D.J., YOU ARE SAFE. 321 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,278 GEOFF, YOU'RE SAFE TOO. 322 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,369 MUCHOS LUCHOS, COMPADRE! 323 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,705 OKAY, THAT LEAVES HAROLD, 324 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,374 WHO BAILED BIG FOR REASONS UNKNOWN. 325 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,335 BOOBIES. 326 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,295 CHRIS: AND DUNCAN, WHO BAILED EVEN BIGGER, 327 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,423 BECAUSE LINDSAY LEFT HIM CIRCLING THE DRAIN 328 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,507 IN A SHAMELESS-- 329 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,343 THAT CHICK WAS DETERMINED. 330 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,346 WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SAFE. 331 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,057 HAROLD, SORRY, DUDE. 332 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,350 YOU'RE DONE LIKE DINNER. 333 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,185 WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN, GUYS. 334 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:56,071 FAREWELL, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 335 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,280 I LOVED. 336 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,407 I LOST. 337 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,035 AND I SAW BOOBIES. 338 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,245 WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR? 339 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,622 YOU LOVED? 340 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,040 YOU'RE A MAN? 341 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,625 YOU SAW BOOBIES? 342 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:14,672 LESHAWNA, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF THAT POEM. 343 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,299 POEM? 344 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,051 THAT WAS YOU? 345 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,218 NO WAY. 346 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,644 BABY, YOU SOME KIND OF FA-REAKY! 347 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,062 GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR. 348 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,523 (GASPING) 349 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,158 LESHAWNA AND HAROLD? 350 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,076 I WAS AS SHOCKED AS YOU. 351 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,162 BUT YOU DIDN'T READ THE LETTERS. 352 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,579 (SNICKERING) 353 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,539 MMM...SPICY. 354 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,588 WAIT A SEC. 355 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,257 SO, HAROLD SAW YOUR BOOBIES? 356 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,634 CAN WE SEE? 357 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,552 HECK NO. 358 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,180 WAIT A MINUTE. 359 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,931 WHOSE BOOBIES DID YOU SEE? 360 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,351 (SIGHING) 361 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,646 UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! OH-OH! 362 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,691 OH, SEE NOW, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG SISTER. 363 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,901 OH, PLEASE, IT WAS A TOTAL FLUKE. 364 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:21,280 YOU THINK I'D ACTUALLY SHOW THAT DWEEB MY BOOBS ON PURPOSE? 365 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,282 AAH! AAH! 366 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,534 GET BACK HERE! 367 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,535 (SCREAMING) 368 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,120 WELL, THAT'S SETTLED. 369 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,789 -NIGHT. -NIGHT.