1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:05,214 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 2 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:08,801 OUR COMPETITORS BECAME HUNTERS AND THE HUNTED. 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,803 OWEN'S GAME WAS WAY OFF 4 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:13,514 AND WHEN HE FINALLY CAUGHT WIND 5 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:16,642 OF HIS PREY, HE TOTALLY BLEW IT. 6 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,143 AND CODY MADE A NEW FRIEND, 7 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,354 WHO QUICKLY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM. 8 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:22,523 CAN ANYONE SAY MEDEVAC? 9 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,150 IN A WEIRD AND STRANGELY WATCHABLE TWIST, LESHAWNA, 10 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,945 LINDSAY, BETH, AND HEATHER 11 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:29,113 TURN THEIR PAINTBALL GUNS ON EACH OTHER. 12 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,073 IT WAS A FULL ON WRESTLE FOR DOMINANCE 13 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,158 WITHIN THE FEMALES OF THE GOPHER SQUAD. 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,870 AND THE GOPHERS WERE SENT TO THE BONFIRE. 15 00:00:35,912 --> 00:00:38,998 IN THE END, HOWEVER, IT WAS CODY WHO GOT THE SHOT. 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,667 THE GOPHERS ARE STILL THE UNDERDOGS. 17 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,168 CAN THEY BOUNCE BACK, 18 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,588 OR IS THEIR GOOSE FINALLY COOKED? 19 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:50,050 FIND OUT TONIGHT ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 20 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,977 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 21 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,854 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 22 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,231 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 23 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:07,150 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 24 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:12,865 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 25 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,326 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 26 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:18,037 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,748 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 28 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:23,208 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 29 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:29,381 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 30 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:34,846 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ 31 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:40,059 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 32 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:45,314 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 33 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:50,028 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 34 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:01,789 (SNORING) 35 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:08,838 HELLO. 36 00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:19,181 AAH! 37 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,519 NOT COOL, HAROLD MAN. 38 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:24,645 NOT COOL. 39 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,022 THOSE AREN'T MINE. 40 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:27,439 OH, RIGHT. 41 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,650 YOU'RE ALWAYS LEAVING YOUR GITCH LYING AROUND. 42 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:31,652 NO, I'M NOT. GOSH. 43 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:34,113 HUH. YEAH, YOU ARE, DUDE. 44 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,741 YOU HAVE LIKE, ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF. 45 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,118 NO ONE ELSE WEARS THAT KIND, DUDE. 46 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,038 AND YOUR MOM SEWED YOUR NAME ONTO THE LABEL. 47 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,833 WHATEVER. I'M GOING FOR A SHOWER. 48 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,794 HEY, DON'T FORGET TO CLEAN THE SKID MAKER. 49 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,422 I THINK HAROLD NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, BOYS. 50 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,965 WHO'S WITH ME? 51 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,216 ALL: YEAH! 52 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:02,516 TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL TEST YOUR MINDS, YOUR TEAMWORK, 53 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:05,268 AND YOUR SKILLS IN THE KITCHEN. 54 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,270 YOU'LL BE COOKING A THREE-COURSE MEAL 55 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,523 AND SERVING IT TO ME FOR TASTING. 56 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:10,983 THE WINNERS GET A REWARD. 57 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,444 THE LOSERS WILL SEND SOMEBODY HOME. 58 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,738 EACH TEAM WILL APPOINT A HEAD CHEF 59 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:19,241 TO CREATE THE THEME OF THE MEAL AND TO OVERSEE THE COOKING. 60 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,953 TO COOK, YOU NEED INGREDIENTS. 61 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,914 EVERY MORNING, A TRUCK BRINGS US FOOD. 62 00:03:24,956 --> 00:03:26,707 TODAY'S TASK STARTS THERE. 63 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:27,833 (DOLPHIN SQUEAKS) 64 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,714 WE COULD DO A KILLER ITALIAN THEME. 65 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,424 HELLO, HEAD CHEF. 66 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:36,884 SERIOUSLY? 67 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:38,594 THEN LET'S GET GRABBING. 68 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,181 HEAD CHEF, CALLED IT. 69 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,101 TRY NOT TO SCREW UP THIS TIME, OKAY? 70 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:49,396 JUST IGNORE HER, GIRL. 71 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,565 I HAD TO TAKE THE LEADERSHIP ROLE. 72 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,567 HELLO! WE'RE ON A LOSING STREAK. 73 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,987 AND REALLY, EVERYONE ELSE ON THE TEAM IS PRETTY USELESS. 74 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,031 SWEET. LET'S HIT THE ROAD. 75 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,867 LESHAWNA, MANGOES. 76 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,952 BETH, PINEAPPLES. 77 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:04,411 LINDSAY, MACADAMIAS. 78 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,579 TRENT, MOLASSES. 79 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,081 GWEN, TOMATOES. 80 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,757 OKAY. WE GOT, LIKE, THREE COURSES AND SIX PEOPLE. 81 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,550 SO EVERYBODY PARTNER UP. 82 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,094 I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PASTA SAUCE. 83 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:21,846 I KNOW HOW TO BOIL PASTA. 84 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,349 ME AND SADIE CAN ROCK THE ANTIPASTO. 85 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,603 I'M LIKE A BLACK BELT WHEN IT COMES TO CUTTING CHEESE. 86 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,605 (ALL LAUGH) 87 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,066 -CHEESE. -WHAT? 88 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,400 WHAT? 89 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,778 I GUESS THAT LEAVES YOU AND ME ON DESSERT DETAIL. 90 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,113 OH, NO. 91 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,739 NO WAY. 92 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,575 COME ON, COURTNEY, FOR THE TEAM. 93 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,913 HE'S TOTALLY UNMOTIVATED. 94 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,289 AND HE NEVER WASHES HIS HANDS. 95 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,833 HE'S SO OBNOXIOUS. 96 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,543 (VIDEO FAST FORWARDING) 97 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,504 OWNING SUNGLASSES DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU COOL-- 98 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:56,755 (VIDEO FAST-FORWARDS) 99 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,384 PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE SO ANNOYING. 100 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,469 I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHO DOES THAT? 101 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,513 AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS HAIR. 102 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:12,855 (GEOFF CHUCKLES) 103 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,488 UH, WHERE DO YOU WANT THE WATER, BRID--OOPS! 104 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:25,534 HEY! SMOOTH MOVE, DORK-AHONTAS. 105 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,036 OH, BUMMER. 106 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:28,913 BETTER GO CHANGE, DUDE. 107 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,042 (SNICKERING) 108 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:34,459 HEATHER: GWEN, LINDSAY, 109 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,838 YOU'RE ON THE CITRUS MACADAMIA UPSIDE-DOWN-CAKE FLAMBE. 110 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,423 KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN UPSIDE-DOWN FLAMER THINGY? 111 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:42,927 UGH! 112 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,221 WHOA! 113 00:05:45,263 --> 00:05:47,223 WHOA! WHOA! 114 00:05:47,265 --> 00:05:48,307 AAH! 115 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:53,437 GO BACK TO THE TRUCK AND GET MORE ORANGES. 116 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,606 I'M ON IT. 117 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,483 TRENT, YOU AND OWEN ARE ON RIBS. 118 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,902 LESHAWNA AND BETH, 119 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:01,653 YOU'RE ON PINEAPPLE SKEWERS AND MANGO DIP. 120 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,614 GIRL, LET ME HANDLE THE APPETIZERS. 121 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,283 I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PINEAPPLE CHUTNEY 122 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,076 THAT WOULD MELT THE SOCKS OFF THE DEVIL. 123 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:08,286 OH, REALLY? 124 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,370 WELL, THAT'S SO GREAT. 125 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,540 BUT SINCE I'M HEAD CHEF, WE'RE GONNA STICK TO MY PLAN. 126 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:16,210 AND MY PLAN IS PINEAPPLES WITH STICKS THROUGH THEM. 127 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:17,502 GOT IT? 128 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,881 SHIRT, SHIRT, SHIRT. 129 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:24,843 LOOKS LIKE IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE. 130 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,012 (PANTING) 131 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,307 OH! 132 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:30,390 (HORNETS BUZZING) 133 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,061 NO! OW! OOH! 134 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,729 AAH! AAH! 135 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,111 (GEOFF WHISTLES) 136 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,323 I THINK HE DIGS YOU. 137 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,698 MAYBE. 138 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,159 HE IS KIND OF CUTE. 139 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:55,207 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN YOU'RE COOKING DINNER, 140 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,668 KIND OF LIKE MY FRIEND EVAN'S REALLY HOT MOM. 141 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,337 EXCUSE ME? 142 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:01,255 GEOFF. 143 00:07:01,297 --> 00:07:03,632 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET US SOME MORE TOMATOES, DUDE? 144 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,509 SURE THING, BUD. 145 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,469 LATER, BRIDG. 146 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,103 IT'S OKAY, EVERYONE. 147 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,022 I'M BACK. (CHUCKLES) 148 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,357 TRENT, HEADS UP. 149 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:23,443 OOPS. 150 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,196 THINGS ARE GOING PERFECTLY, 151 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:28,157 EXCEPT FOR OWEN'S HORNET STINGS AND TRENT'S CONCUSSION, 152 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:30,201 WHICH MEANS HE'S OUT OF TODAY'S CHALLENGE. 153 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,662 BUT, STILL, THIS CHALLENGE IS TOTALLY OURS. 154 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:41,420 CAREFUL YOUR BIG PAWS DON'T MASH THE PASTRY. 155 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,423 CAREFUL YOUR UPTIGHT BUTT DOESN'T CURDLE THE CUSTARD. 156 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,883 OH, HA HA HA. 157 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,177 -(DOOR OPENS) -AAH! 158 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,638 OKAY, WHO TOOK ALL MY SHORTS? 159 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,849 (ALL LAUGH) 160 00:07:57,228 --> 00:07:58,812 EEE. 161 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,272 THREE HOURS AND COUNTING, GUYS. 162 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,526 THESE SLICES ARE TOTALLY UNEVEN. 163 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,445 SWITCH PLACES WITH LESHAWNA. 164 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,738 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 165 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:08,947 THEY LOOK FINE TO ME. 166 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,491 UM, I DIDN'T GET TO BE HEAD CHEF 167 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,535 BECAUSE OF POOR PRESENTATION. 168 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:17,081 NO, YOU GOT TO BE HEAD CHEF BECAUSE YOU CALLED IT. 169 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,374 AND WHO YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING 170 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:21,419 WITH THAT CRISPY-WHITE-APRON POWER TRIP YOU ON? 171 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:23,421 HEATHER: ARE YOU GONNA BE A TEAM PLAYER OR NOT? 172 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:24,796 OOH, I'M A TEAM PLAYER, ALL RIGHT, 173 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,298 BUT I'M ALSO ALLERGIC TO PINEAPPLES. 174 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,883 JUST GET SLICING. 175 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,635 NOW! 176 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,887 THANKS, GUYS. 177 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:39,395 OOH, TWO-FACED, BOSSY LITTLE--ARGH. 178 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:42,356 YO, WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND I DO ABOUT THIS? 179 00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:45,817 YO, I RECOMMEND YOU SCRATCH AFTER WE WIN. 180 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,027 GET BACK TO WORK. 181 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,320 ARGH. 182 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:56,078 DUDE, YOU GOT TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, MAN. 183 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:00,874 IT'S UNSANITARY TO COOK IN SOMETHING THAT...SMALL. 184 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,626 SO GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS THEN. 185 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,587 HAROLD'S RIGHT, GUYS. 186 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,047 IF YOU GO TO THE CABIN, 187 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,424 YOU'LL FIND A CLEAN PAIR OF UNDERWEAR 188 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:10,842 AND SHORTS WAITING. 189 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,304 (ALL LAUGH) 190 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,811 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 191 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,230 (ALL LAUGH) 192 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,734 (SIZZLING) 193 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,861 MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING. 194 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,161 AAH. 195 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,287 IDIOTS. 196 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:46,753 WHAT'S WRONG? 197 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,880 UH, WE USED ALL THE FLAMBE SYRUP, 198 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,383 BUT IT WON'T FLAMBE. 199 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,551 NOTHING HAPPENED WHEN YOU LIT IT? 200 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,553 OH. 201 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,474 IT'S LIKE TALKING TO AN EGGPLANT. 202 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:00,809 PAY ATTENTION, GIRLS. 203 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,521 THIS IS HOW YOU FLAMBE. 204 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:06,398 STEP ONE, POUR THE FLAMBE LIQUID, 205 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,359 WHICH YOU DID MANAGE. 206 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,487 STEP TWO OF TWO, LIGHT IT. 207 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,450 (SNICKERS) 208 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,163 AAH! 209 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,456 MY EYEBROWS! 210 00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:23,707 OWEN? 211 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,417 IS IT FINALLY LUNCHTIME? 212 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,127 NO. 213 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,837 GO GET MY MAKEUP BAG FROM THE CABIN. 214 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,672 BUT THE BEES. 215 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:31,882 NOW! 216 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,011 LESHAWNA: EXCUSE ME. 217 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,013 I NEED A BATHROOM BREAK. 218 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:41,350 WELL, EVIDENTLY, I NEED NEW EYEBROWS. 219 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:43,768 BUT WE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT, DO WE? 220 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,730 UGH. IT'S LIKE I'M ON A TEAM OF MORONS. 221 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,773 OH, THAT IS IT. 222 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:52,277 SOMEONE'S GOT TO TEACH THIS GIRL A LITTLE RESPECT. 223 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,114 NICE JAMMIES. 224 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,117 THIS IS ALL I'VE GOT LEFT. 225 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,913 SO IF YOU SICKOS WANT TO SEE ME BUTT NAKED, 226 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,332 HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. 227 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,834 WELL, STOP LEAVING YOUR BUTT BAGS ALL OVER THE CABIN, 228 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,002 AND WE'LL BACK OFF. 229 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,546 I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T ME. 230 00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:12,256 WELL, I TRIED. 231 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,592 HEY, GUYS, I MADE SOME SANDWICHES. 232 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,343 WE CAN CHOW DOWN WHILE WE WORK. 233 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,802 OH, SWEET. 234 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,679 I'M SERIOUSLY STARVING. 235 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,435 THIS TASTES LIKE SWEAT AND LOTION. 236 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,104 IT'S PROBABLY THE WORST SANDWICH EVER. 237 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,441 GROSS. 238 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,901 (ALL LAUGH) 239 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:36,154 WE'LL RETURN ALL YOUR SHORTS AND PANTIES 240 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,073 WHEN YOU ADMIT YOUR GUILT, DUDE. 241 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,207 (HORNETS BUZZING) 242 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,630 (GASPS) 243 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,383 AAH! 244 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,096 OH, COME ON! 245 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,313 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. GIVE IT. 246 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,731 VERBLE GERBIL FACE PACK. 247 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:14,817 HEY! 248 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,194 BETH. 249 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,697 GIVE ME. 250 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,115 LESHAWNA: IN THE FRIDGE. 251 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,080 OOPS. 252 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,206 NO! 253 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,833 (DOOR CLOSES) 254 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,795 HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, I'M HEAD CHEF! 255 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:37,007 DO YOU THINK HEATHER'S REALLY MAD AT US? 256 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,967 I WILL DESTROY YOU! (BANGING ON DOOR) 257 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,051 SHE'LL GET OVER IT. 258 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,595 GIRL NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO CHILL. 259 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,098 YOU'RE SUCH A SLOB. 260 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,809 THEY ALL HAVE TO HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF CUSTARD. 261 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,437 OH, RELAX, THEY'RE FINE. 262 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,896 YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE A LOT MORE FUN 263 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,732 WITHOUT THAT POLE UP YOUR BUTT. 264 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,610 I'M, LIKE, THE MOST EASYGOING PERSON I KNOW. 265 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:59,070 OH, YEAH, YOU'RE TOTALLY LAID-BACK. 266 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,155 (GASPS) 267 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,409 (GIGGLES) 268 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:12,042 MAN, THAT GIRL CREASES ME. 269 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,835 I DIG THAT IN A CHICK. 270 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,253 DUNCAN AND ME? 271 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,005 RIGHT, AS IF. 272 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,507 I'M SO SURE. 273 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,425 NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. 274 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,595 PLE-ASE, WHEN PIGS FLY. 275 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,097 LESHAWNA: YO, YOU STILL BUSY PROTESTING IN THERE, 276 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,017 OR CAN SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A TURN? 277 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,436 LIKE I WAS SAYING, NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 278 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:37,192 YOUR MEAL IS COMING RIGHT UP, SIR. 279 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,904 BACK IN A SEC WITH YOUR MEAL, DUDE. 280 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,532 I MEAN, SIR. 281 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,748 -(BOTH SNIFF) -(LAUGHS) 282 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,832 WE MIGHT JUST WIN THIS THING YET, Y'ALL. 283 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,085 OWEN, GUARD THE FOOD. 284 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,587 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 285 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,927 OKAY. 286 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,637 LOOKING GOOD, YOU GUYS. 287 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,138 (CHUCKLES) 288 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,099 REALLY GOOD. 289 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,936 OH? WHAT'S THAT, MR. RIBS? 290 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,230 YOU FEEL A BIT LOPSIDED? 291 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,905 OH, MAMA, THAT'S GOOD! 292 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,157 OH, NOW THIS SIDE LOOKS A LITTLE FAT. 293 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,581 YOUR ANTIPASTO PASSED THE TEST-O. 294 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,165 PASS THE PASTA, PLEASE. 295 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,170 (SLURPS) 296 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:44,092 ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, 15! 297 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,678 HOW WILL THE GOPHERS RESPOND? 298 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,310 (GASPS) 299 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,233 (GASPS) 300 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,110 LESHAWNA: TELL ME YOU DID NOT 301 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:05,071 JUST EAT THAT ENTIRE PLATE OF RIBS! 302 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:14,539 YEAH, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S, UH, BEEN EATEN. 303 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,166 NOT ALL OF IT. 304 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:21,546 I THINK THERE'S A TINY CHUNK LEFT ON THAT BONE OVER THERE. 305 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,922 CHRIS: YEAH, THERE. 306 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,594 YOU KNOW WHAT? 307 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,679 I'VE HAD WORSE. 308 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,138 -TWO POINTS. -YEAH! 309 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,265 OOH, CLOSE, OWEN. 310 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,560 BUT THE BASS STILL LEAD 15-11. 311 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,936 TIME FOR DESSERT. 312 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,573 EH, SIX. 313 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,367 THE BASS HAVE 21, 314 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,494 SO THE GOPHERS NEED ALL 10 POINTS 315 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,371 JUST TO TIE IT UP. 316 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,499 I HAVE TO SAY THIS DESSERT LOOKS LIKE A WINNER. 317 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,170 OOH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 318 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,632 (GAGGING) 319 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,049 HANG ON, THERE. 320 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,347 YES, GOT IT! 321 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,849 EW. 322 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,975 WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? 323 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,185 IT'S HEATHER'S RECIPE. 324 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,311 (GASPS) 325 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,772 OH, MY GOSH! SHE'S STILL IN THE FRIDGE. 326 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,527 WHAT? GIRL WAS MAKING EVERYONE TRIP. 327 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,362 OH, I HEAR THAT. 328 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,572 (GASPS) 329 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,782 OH, THE HORROR! 330 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,036 YOU GUYS ARE S-S-S-O DEAD. 331 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,329 IS IT OVER? 332 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,455 IT IS. 333 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,541 THE BASS WIN, 21 TO 12. 334 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,919 AND IT'S NOT JUST 'CAUSE I ALMOST DIED. 335 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,837 THE RIBS SUCKED, TOO. 336 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,172 GREAT. THAT'S JUST GREAT. 337 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,175 WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING, PEOPLE? 338 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,761 AND WHAT IS THIS? 339 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,136 I DIDN'T APPROVE THIS. 340 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,723 I BROUGHT IT BACK AS A SOUVENIR, YOU KNOW, 341 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:55,933 FROM THE OTHER ISLAND. 342 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:56,975 YOU DID WHAT? 343 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,894 YOU MEAN BONEY ISLAND, 344 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:01,312 THE DEADLIEST ISLAND IN MUSKOKA, 345 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,106 THE ONE I SPECIFICALLY SAID 346 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,109 NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING FROM OR YOU'LL BE CURSED? 347 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,819 YEAH. 348 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,863 I DIDN'T KNOW. I'LL PUT IT BACK. 349 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,158 OKAY, THE KILLER BASS NOW LEAD WITH SEVEN MEMBERS 350 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,536 TO THE GOPHERS' SOON TO BE SIX. 351 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,413 AND AS PROMISED, 352 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,999 THE WINNERS WILL BE ENJOYING A REWARD TONIGHT-- 353 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,502 A FIVE-STAR DINNER UNDER THE STARS. 354 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,921 NICE! 355 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,297 -(CHEERS) -WAY TO GO, GUYS. 356 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,759 -RIGHT ON. -PUT ME DOWN. 357 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,176 PUT ME DOWN! 358 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,683 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL, BUT HEATHER HAS GOT TO GO. 359 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,145 YEAH, BUT BETH CURSED US WITH THAT WOODEN TIKI-DOLL THINGY. 360 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,814 HMM, TRUE. 361 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,775 DEAR, CURSE, PLEASE HIT HEATHER NEXT. 362 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:49,319 AND IF POSSIBLE, HIT HER UPSIDE THE HEAD. 363 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,862 YOU KNOW, LINDSAY, 364 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,615 I COULD CONVINCE THE TEAM TO VOTE YOU OFF TONIGHT. 365 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,367 YOU WERE A MAJOR TRAITOR. 366 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,203 BUT YOU DID LET ME OUT OF THE FRIDGE, 367 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,331 SO I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE 368 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,793 IF YOU VOTE WITH ME TONIGHT. 369 00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,503 THERE, SEE? ALL BETTER. 370 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,007 OH, AND IF YOU EVER TEAM UP WITH LESHAWNA 371 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,341 AGAINST ME AGAIN, 372 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,010 I'LL CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING. 373 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,848 TODAY'S VOTE WAS REALLY HARD, BUT ONLY BECAUSE THERE WERE 374 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,892 SO MANY ANNOYING PEOPLE TO CHOOSE FROM. 375 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:25,104 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOCKED HER IN THE FRIDGE! 376 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,189 THAT WAS SO COOL. 377 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,443 SHE'S NOT GOING TO SEE THIS, IS SHE? 378 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,446 LESHAWNA IS A ROYAL PAIN IN THE BUTT. 379 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,700 AND OWEN COMPLETELY SCREWED UP EVERYTHING FOR US. 380 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,536 HER EYEBROWS LOOK SO BAD. 381 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,539 I'D KIND OF LIKE TO VOTE HEATHER OFF, BUT-- 382 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,290 I VOTE FOR BETH. 383 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,669 (BURPS) 384 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,766 I'VE GOT SEVEN GOPHERS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME TONIGHT, 385 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,645 BUT ONLY SIX FLUFFY BITS OF SWEET SAFETY IN MY HANDS, 386 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,065 SO GOOD LUCK. 387 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,775 WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, COME UP AND GET YOUR MARSHMALLOW. 388 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,193 LESHAWNA. 389 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,908 OWEN. 390 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,202 GWEN. 391 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,831 TRENT. 392 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,838 LINDSAY. 393 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,387 HEATHER, BETH, 394 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,056 DOWN TO YOU. 395 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,141 WHOEVER DOESN'T GET THIS LAST MARSHMALLOW 396 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,810 MUST IMMEDIATELY WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME 397 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:49,522 AND LEAVE ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS FOREVER. 398 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,362 THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW GOES TO... 399 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,668 HEATHER. 400 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,715 YOU HEARD HIM. BOAT OF LOSERS, THAT AWAY. 401 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,926 THAT REALLY WAS STUPID OF YOU TO TAKE THAT DOLL 402 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,343 FROM THE ISLAND. 403 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,595 SEE YOU, GIRL. 404 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,182 THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT. 405 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,267 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BURN SOME SAGE 406 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,895 TO GET RID OF ANY LINGERING CURSE VIBES. 407 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,855 COOL, WILL CHEF GIVE US SOME SAGE? 408 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,192 NOPE. SO... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 409 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,655 (WOLF HOWLS) 410 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,746 (SNORING) 411 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,174 (ALL LAUGH) 412 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,926 ALL: GOOD MORNING, HAROLD. 413 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,637 (GASPS) 414 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,932 SO, LEARNED YOUR LESSON YET? 415 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,934 YES! OKAY! 416 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,227 YES! 417 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,771 OH, WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN THAT, MAN. 418 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:15,441 I'LL NEVER LEAVE MY CRUSTY UNDERWEAR OUT AGAIN. 419 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,818 I SWEAR. 420 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:20,030 WHAT THE HECK, I BELIEVE HIM. 421 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,490 IT'S A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. 422 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:23,867 (GEOFF LAUGHS)