1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:04,923 LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, 2 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:07,550 BOTH TEAMS SET OUT ON A CANOE TRIP 3 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:09,928 TO DEADLY BONEY ISLAND. 4 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:12,889 CODY HIT ON GWEN ABOUT 80 TIMES, 5 00:00:12,931 --> 00:00:14,933 BUT HE MADE UP FOR IT 6 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,559 THE LAST MARSHMALLOW WAS SET TO GO 7 00:00:16,601 --> 00:00:18,269 TO EITHER IZZY OR LINDSAY. 8 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,105 BUT THE RCMP SWOOPED IN AND BAM! 9 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,816 IZZY HIGHTAILED IT OUTTA THERE. 10 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,443 (LAUGHS) 11 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,069 MAN, I KNEW THE GIRL WAS NUTS, 12 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:30,406 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY INSANE. 13 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:33,325 HOWEVER, ONE GOPHER MAY HAVE SECRETLY DONE SOMETHING 14 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,786 EVEN CRAZIER WHEN SHE BROUGHT HOME 15 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,663 A CREEPY STICK STATUE VOODOO THINGY 16 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,249 FROM THE DEADLY HAUNTED ISLAND. 17 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:42,752 WILL BETH LIVE TO REGRET HER SOUVENIR? 18 00:00:42,794 --> 00:00:47,632 AND CAN MY TEETH POSSIBLY GET ANY WHITER? 19 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:53,136 FIND OUT HERE ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 20 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:02,021 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 21 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,690 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 22 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,150 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 23 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:10,321 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 24 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:15,910 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 25 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:18,704 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 26 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 27 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,709 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 28 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:26,504 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 29 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:32,259 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 30 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:37,682 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ 31 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:43,062 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 32 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:48,484 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 33 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:53,447 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 34 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,627 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 35 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,421 ATTACK! 36 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,883 THEY'RE COMING, MAN. THEY FOUND US. 37 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:19,431 OOH. AAH! OKAY. 38 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:23,477 THAT DUDE IS REALLY STARTING TO GET ON MY LAST NERVE. 39 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:27,523 OH, WHATEVER. HE JUST LOVES RUINING OUR MORNINGS. 40 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:28,733 BETH, LINDSAY, 41 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,984 GO WARM UP THE SHOWER FOR ME. 42 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:32,111 NOW! 43 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,529 AND REMEMBER... 44 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:37,575 NOW TOO HOT THIS TIME, I KNOW. (YAWNS) 45 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,663 WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP? 46 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:44,707 HEATHER NEEDS HER PRIVATE TIME. 47 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:46,876 HOW LONG'S "QUEENIE" GONNA BE IN THERE? 48 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:48,627 I GOT URGENT BUSINESS. 49 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,629 SHE COULD STILL BE A WHILE. 50 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,131 UGH. THAT'S IT. 51 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,841 I'M GOING LUMBERJACK STYLE. 52 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,345 (LOUDSPEAKER SQUEAKS) CHRIS: I HOPE YOU'RE READY 53 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,724 FOR THE MOST CHALLENGING CHALLENGE YET. 54 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:04,727 BREAKFAST IN THREE MINUTES AT THE CAMPFIRE PIT. 55 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:07,187 UM, HEATHER? 56 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,272 HEATHER: CAN ONE OF YOU COME IN HERE 57 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,648 AND LOTION MY BACK? 58 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,816 IT'S PEELING. 59 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,909 ARE YOU READY FOR TODAY'S 60 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:23,788 EXTREME MAX IMPACT CHALLENGE? 61 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:26,916 WE ARE READY! HA-HA. 62 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:29,085 INCOMING! 63 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:35,507 THIS IS BREAKFAST. 64 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,429 NO, BREAKFAST IS CREPES, CROISSANTS, 65 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:42,473 EVEN CHEF'S CRAPPY BURNT EGGS. 66 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,475 BEANS, BEANS, THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART. 67 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,603 THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU-- 68 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:50,815 TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS ABOUT SURVIVAL. 69 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,483 WE'RE GOING HUNTING. 70 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,317 NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 71 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,112 ISN'T THAT A PAINTBALL GUN? 72 00:03:56,154 --> 00:04:00,449 WHY YES, HAROLD. IT IS. 73 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,868 SO WE WON'T BE KILLING ANYTHING? 74 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,662 NEGATORY. 75 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:08,290 THIS IS THE FIRST EVER PAINTBALL DEER HUNT. 76 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:11,002 I'LL ANNOUNCE THE TEAMS ONCE WE GET INTO THE WOODS. 77 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,462 SO FINISH BREAKY. 78 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,089 (OWEN BURPS) 79 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:17,299 (SIGHS) GOT ANY MORE? 80 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,179 AND NOW FOR THE TEAM BREAKDOWNS. 81 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,430 THE KILLER BASS HUNTERS ARE 82 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,891 HAROLD, GEOFF, AND BRIDGETTE, 83 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:29,103 LOCKED AND LOADED WITH BASS BLUE PAINT. 84 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:32,481 AND USING ORANGE PAINT ARE THE GOPHER HUNTERS, 85 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:35,943 LESHAWNA, BETH, OWEN, LINDSAY. 86 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:39,947 WAA-HOO! THIS IS AWESOME MAN. 87 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:45,619 YOU ALSO GET THESE STYLIN' GLASSES AND WICKED CAMO CAPS. 88 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:49,040 THE REST OF YOU ARE NOW DEER. 89 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:56,463 HERE ARE YOUR ANTLERS, NOSES, AND LITTLE WHITE TAILS. 90 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,841 YEAH, RIGHT. I'M NOT WEARING THAT. 91 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:01,177 THERE IS NO WAY I'M A DEER. 92 00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:03,637 TAKE THESE OFF AND YOUR TEAM IS TOAST. 93 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,474 (LAUGHS) 94 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:08,893 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 95 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,770 OH, NOTHING, BABY. 96 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:15,066 YOU'D BETTER BE A GOOD SHOT, TUBBY. 97 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:20,196 AT LEAST WE GET A HEAD START. 98 00:05:20,238 --> 00:05:22,531 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL, BUT I'M OUTTA HERE. 99 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,293 THIS MAY BE THE LAMEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. 100 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,129 OH, COME ON, IT COULD BE FUN. 101 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:40,799 OKAY, CATCH YOU LATER. 102 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,094 I WAS SO PSYCHED TO BE A DEER. 103 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:45,096 I'M SMALL, BUT I'M QUICK. 104 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,598 LOTS OF PRACTICE FROM DODGING SPITBALLS IN MATH CLASS. 105 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,934 ARE YOU COMING? 106 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:52,561 NO, I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR LINDSAY AND BETH 107 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,605 AND MAKE THEM PROTECT ME FOR THE WHOLE GAME. 108 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,440 WOULDN'T THAT BE AGAINST THE RULES? 109 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,484 DO YOU SEE A RULES PERSON ANYWHERE? 110 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,279 WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN FLUFFY TAILS. 111 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:04,115 AND BREAK. 112 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,328 OKAY, 113 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:13,457 YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS IS ALL JUST PRETEND, RIGHT, 114 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,709 AND THAT IT'S JUST PAINT? 115 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:20,089 SO SAY IF YOU... LIKE...HIT HEATHER-- 116 00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:21,924 WAIT. HEATHER IS A DEER? 117 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,634 (CHUCKLES) 118 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:29,056 CHRIS: START YOUR PAINTBALLS! 119 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:30,308 GAME ON! 120 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:33,476 ALL RIGHT! LET'S GO BAG SOME DEER! 121 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,772 HA-HA, I AM DOWN WITH THAT. 122 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,190 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 123 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:41,652 MASKING MY SCENT SO THE DEER DON'T SMELL ME COMING. 124 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:44,947 -TELL ME THAT ISN'T-- -PEE? 125 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:47,116 YES. YES, IT IS. 126 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:48,867 LINDSAY: EW. 127 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,453 I'VE GOT SOME MORE IF YOU NEED SOME. 128 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:54,123 WE'RE HUNTING OTHER CAMPERS. 129 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:56,334 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE YOUR SCENT. 130 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,711 YOU MEAN I COLLECTED ALL THIS PEE FOR NOTHING? 131 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,255 (SCREAMING) 132 00:07:01,297 --> 00:07:03,924 DUDE, YOU ARE ONE SICK TICKET. 133 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:10,889 OH, MAN. WE'RE BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED 134 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,766 AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN ONE DEER. 135 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,059 (CLEARS THROAT) 136 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,145 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 137 00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:18,772 WERE WE SUPPOSED TO COME FIND YOU? 138 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,566 HELLO, ALLIANCE, ANYONE? 139 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,986 OH, OH! ME, CAN I BE IN ONE? 140 00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:28,157 YOU ALREADY ARE, LINDSAY. THAT'S THE POINT. 141 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:30,784 NOW GO FIND ME SOME BERRIES. I'M STARVING. 142 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,161 WOO-HOO! YEAH! 143 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:35,580 SHOULDN'T WE BE, YOU KNOW, HUNTING? 144 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,458 SHE IS HUNTING... FOR ME. 145 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,086 BUT ACTUALLY, BERRIES WON'T BE ENOUGH. 146 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,213 GO GET ME SOME CHIPS. 147 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,630 IN THE FOREST? 148 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:47,843 IN THE DINING HALL, NOW. 149 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,054 AND NOT BARBECUE! 150 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:54,599 OKAY, HEATHER CAN BE SO BOSSY. 151 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,102 AND IN NATURE, HUNTERS WOULD NEVER GO FIND 152 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,355 FOOD FOR THE DEER. 153 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:02,191 HEATHER WON'T HEAR THIS, RIGHT? 154 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:05,236 OWEN: THE HUNTER IS A FINELY TUNED MACHINE, 155 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,779 HIS SENSES HEIGHTENED BY THE THRILL OF THE CHASE. 156 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,948 (SNIFFS) 157 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,867 SUDDENLY, OUR HUNTER SPOTS 158 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,994 A MAGNIFICENT BUCK IN A CLEARING. 159 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,748 IF HE'S TO SUCCEED, 160 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,918 THE HUNTER MUST DEMONSTRATE PATIENCE AND CONTROL. 161 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,294 (FARTS) 162 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,049 (WHISTLING) 163 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,722 (GASPS) WHEW. 164 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,682 -(DOORS SHUTS) -OW! 165 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,821 OWEN: THE HUNTER MOVES IN, 166 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,908 AWARE OF EVERY PROTON IN HIS ENVIRONMENT. 167 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:55,202 AW, CRAP! 168 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,872 IT'S ON, D.J. 169 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,750 YOUR BUTT'S A HAMBURGER, AND I'M ONE HOT BARBECUE. 170 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,464 (WHISTLING) 171 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,267 (SNIFFS) 172 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:20,852 (FLOOR CREAKS) 173 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,614 SO I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE FROM THIS PSYCHO CHEF 174 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,117 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT HITS ME. 175 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:40,164 I AM DOING THIS FOR HEATHER? I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER. 176 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:51,049 OWEN: YOU'RE MY BURGER NOW, D.J. 177 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,645 WHOA! OHH. 178 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:09,443 PSST. WHOEVER YOU ARE, GO AHEAD, SHOOT ME. 179 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,570 YOU CAN'T MAKE TODAY ANY SUCKIER. 180 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,447 YOU'RE A HUNTER. I'M A DEER. 181 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:15,949 SLIGHT FOOD-CHAIN ISSUE WITH ME SHOOTING YOU. 182 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,159 HOW GOES IT? 183 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,911 I'M SO DONE WITH THIS GAME. 184 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,289 WHAT HAPPENED? HAVE YOU BAGGED ANY DEER YET? 185 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:27,586 NO, BUT I DID RISK MY LIFE TO STEAL A BAG OF CHIPS. 186 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,671 HEATHER: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 187 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,383 HERE. 188 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,676 I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TO GET THOSE. 189 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:40,098 THERE'S LIKE, 11 CHIPS LEFT. 190 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,725 (SNIFFING) 191 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,561 AND THEY'RE BARBECUE. 192 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,187 GO EXCHANGE THEM FOR DILL PICKLE. 193 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,068 -NO. -WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 194 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,736 I'M JUST GONNA... 195 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,946 YEAH. 196 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,281 TAKE IT BACK. 197 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:58,492 NO. 198 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:01,828 TAKE IT BACK. 199 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:06,041 NO, I'M TIRED OF BEING YOUR SLAVE. 200 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,501 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 201 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:10,670 I HAVE A CHALLENGE TO COMPLETE. 202 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,713 OUCH! 203 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,840 WHOEVER YOU ARE, THIS IS SO NOT COOL! 204 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,966 OH! 205 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,935 OWEN: THE HUNTER'S COURAGE 206 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:29,356 AND DESIRE WILL NOT STOP! 207 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,704 YOU'RE MINE NOW, DEER. 208 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,584 -(CLICKING) -HUH? 209 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,755 UM, THE HUNTER KNOWS THAT 210 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,925 HIS PREY WILL STAY THERE FOR A MOMENT, 211 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,802 PARALYZED IN, 212 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,597 UH, FEAR AND RESPECT. 213 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:05,225 THE DEER CANNOT BEST THE HUNTER. 214 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,228 HEY, DUDE, COME ON NOW. 215 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,563 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 216 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,150 AHH! 217 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:26,163 WAIT, I HAVE BLUEBERRIES. SEE? OH. OH. 218 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,289 FOLLOW ME. 219 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,127 MMM, BARBECUE. 220 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,796 MMM, THE KING OF CHIP FLAVORS. 221 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,507 HUH. MMM. 222 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,638 -HEY, BETH. -HUH? 223 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,516 OH, I TOTALLY HAD HER. 224 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,392 WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU. 225 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,768 WE HAVE? 226 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,979 ZIP IT, LINDS-IOT. 227 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,732 WE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE. 228 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,610 IF YOU TAKE IT BACK, YOU CAN REJOIN OUR ALLIANCE. 229 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,111 TAKE BACK WHAT? 230 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,405 THE "N" WORD "NO." 231 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,199 I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT BACK. 232 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,035 YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME. 233 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:08,121 DO YOU KNOW WHY WE KEEP LOSING CHALLENGES? 234 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,998 BECAUSE THEY'RE LAME AND STUPID? 235 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,960 NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO BUSY BEING MEAN 236 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,587 THAT YOU DON'T EVEN TRY. 237 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,798 NOW ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS BOSSING US AROUND! 238 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,718 (GASPS) 239 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,095 OH, THAT'S IT! 240 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,514 BRING IT, DWEEB! 241 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,686 YOU CAN LEAVE THE HUNTER WITH LESS AMMO 242 00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:32,979 THAN HE THOUGHT HE HAD. 243 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,608 YOU CAN THROW HIM OVER A CLIFF. 244 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:43,532 YOU CAN EVEN LEAVE HIM WITH A CASE OF TOE CRABS, 245 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:47,244 BUT YOU CANNOT BREAK HIS SPIRIT! 246 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,877 FRESH MEAT. 247 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:01,508 I AM GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE. 248 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,093 WHY? 249 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,304 BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T WIN WITHOUT YOUR LITTLE ALLIANCE? 250 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,516 HEATHER: I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE HERE. 251 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,142 BETH: YOU ALREADY DO, MISS 252 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:15,230 "COME PUT LOTION ON MY NASTY ALLIGATOR SKIN." 253 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,148 WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE? 254 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,317 TWO HOURS OF SNEAKING AROUND IN THE WOODS, 255 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,278 AND I HAVEN'T SHOT A DARN THING. 256 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,364 WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP PERSON ACTUALLY DOES THIS FOR FUN? 257 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,576 HEATHER: FINE. BE ALL ALONE THEN, LOSER! 258 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:32,497 BETH: IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING FOR YOU. 259 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,165 HEATHER: BRING IT, DWEEB! 260 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,751 BETH: OHH! THAT'S IT. 261 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,046 OW! WHO WAS THAT? 262 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,048 OH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE 263 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,217 TO THE OPTOMETRIST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE. 264 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,761 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 265 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:47,387 YOU? 266 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,764 GIVE ME YOUR GUN. GIVE IT! 267 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,725 OW! CHARLIE HORSE. 268 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,226 GIRL, YOU CRAZY. 269 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:57,314 IT JUST LOOKED LIKE A LOT OF FUN WHEN YOU DID IT. 270 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,482 HEATHER: STOP LAUGHING! 271 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,110 (SLURPING) 272 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,739 OWEN: THIS IS THE SHOT OF THE DAY. 273 00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,825 WITH ONE PAINTBALL, 274 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:11,077 HUNTER AND PREY'S MUTUAL DESTINIES 275 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,995 WILL BE FULFILLED. 276 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,790 (FARTS) 277 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,541 (SNIFFS) 278 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,585 BEANS. 279 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,628 OWEN! 280 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,421 (FARTS) 281 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,299 NICE TRY, FARTICUS! YOU ALMOST HAD ME. 282 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,010 (FARTS) 283 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:31,473 (FARTS) 284 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,019 I THOUGHT IT WAS A CINCH TO WIN. 285 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,313 I ALMOST MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH 286 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,190 WITHOUT BEING HIT BY A SINGLE PAINTBALL. 287 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,029 MMM, BERRIES. 288 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,114 (GROWLING) 289 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,872 HEY, BIG FELLA, WANT SOME BERRIES? 290 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:55,914 (ROARS) 291 00:15:55,955 --> 00:16:01,002 (GRUNTING) 292 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,671 MMM, MMM. 293 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,590 GIVE ME THAT! 294 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:11,262 OH, NOW IT IS SO ON. 295 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,019 WHY DO YOU SMELL WORSE THAN USUAL? 296 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,688 IT'S OWEN'S STINK. 297 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,190 IT'S FOLLOWING ME AROUND LIKE MY JUVENILE RECORD. 298 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,734 WELL, I'M HEADING BACK. 299 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,611 THIS STUPID GAME MUST BE ALMOST OVER BY NOW. 300 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,905 YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY. 301 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:32,033 EXCUSE ME, I WAS A C.I.T. REMEMBER? 302 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,077 I HAVE A NATURAL SENSE OF DIRECTION. 303 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,119 CAMP IS THIS WAY. 304 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,996 NO, IT'S THAT WAY. 305 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,876 (CRASH) 306 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,336 COURTNEY: UH! OH. 307 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,714 VERY FUNNY. NOW LET ME GO! 308 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:49,133 HEY, PRINCESS, THIS ISN'T MY IDEA OF FUN, EITHER. 309 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,219 GREAT, DUNCAN. 310 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,890 SURE, WE COULD HAVE TAKEN THOSE LAME-O ANTLER HATS OFF, 311 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,600 BUT MISS COUNSELOR-IN-TRAINING 312 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,059 WOULD PROBABLY GO BLAB TO CHRIS 313 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,477 AND HAVE US DISQUALIFIED. 314 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,605 AND, HEY, I KIND OF LIKED IT. 315 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:04,148 NOW WHAT? 316 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,985 DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT? 317 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,321 (LAUGHS) 318 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,656 BETH: GOTCHA! LESHAWNA: GOTCHA! 319 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,742 BETH: YEAH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 320 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,914 THIS IS REALLY FUN. 321 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:22,375 CHRIS: ATTENTION, HUMAN WILDLIFE AND HUNTERS. 322 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,795 PLEASE REPORT BACK TO CAMP. 323 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:28,089 IT'S TIME TO SHOW YOUR HIDES AND TALLY UP THE SCORES. 324 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,759 TSK, TSK, TSK. 325 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:34,721 STEALING FROM CHEF, EATING CHIPS IN THE WOODS, 326 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,598 BEING MAULED BY BEARS. 327 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,851 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE HERE? 328 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:43,647 I SEE A VERY UNDISCIPLINED GROUP. 329 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,107 I SEE A DISGRACEFUL MESS. 330 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,987 I SEE A MASSIVE WASTE OF PAINT PRODUCT. 331 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:53,615 AND I HAVE TO SAY 332 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:57,786 THAT WAS AWESOME! 333 00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:00,162 WHEN YOU GUYS OPENED FIRE ON YOUR OWN TEAM, 334 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,958 WICKED T.V., GUYS. 335 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,293 HEY, WHERE ARE DUNCAN AND COURTNEY? 336 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,634 GWEN: OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH. 337 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,135 (LAUGHS) 338 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,847 DUNCAN, YOU SLY DOG, YOU. 339 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,098 THE GIRL CAN'T KEEP HER ANTLERS OFF ME. 340 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,182 OHH! 341 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,937 CAN'T EVEN BEND OVER. 342 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,856 EASY, COURTNEY. 343 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,316 OUR MEDICAL TENT'S REALLY ONLY EQUIPPED FOR ONE AT A TIME, 344 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,234 AND CODY'S PRETTY MESSED UP. 345 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,032 WELL, SINCE THREE MEMBERS OF THE GOPHERS 346 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,325 ARE DRIPPING IN PAINT-- 347 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,077 MAKE THAT FOUR MEMBERS, 348 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,288 AND SOME OF THEM AREN'T EVEN DEER, 349 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,248 I THINK WE HAVE OUR WINNER. 350 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,750 (CHEERS) 351 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,086 CHRIS: YOU'RE OFF TO A HUNTING-CAMP SHINDIG. 352 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,921 -WOO! -AH. 353 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,589 GOPHERS, 354 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,051 I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CAMPFIRE CEREMONY. 355 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,677 AGAIN. 356 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,349 HEATHER: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, TWICE IN A ROW? 357 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,101 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 358 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,937 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE BETH GET KICKED OFF. 359 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,357 I JUST WISH I COULD VOTE OFF TWO CAMPERS AT ONCE. 360 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,569 OKAY, I KNOW I GOT MAULED BY A BEAR, 361 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,195 BUT I'M FEELING GOOD ABOUT THIS. 362 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,237 I'M A QUICK HEALER. 363 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,489 AND BESIDES, 364 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,783 HEATHER'S AS MEAN AS A SNAKE, DUDE. 365 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,494 HER OWN TEAM SHOT HER LIKE 18 TIMES. 366 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,204 THEY'LL NEVER KICK ME OFF. 367 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,998 WHO DID I VOTE FOR? 368 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,876 WELL, HEATHER'S BEEN A PAIN IN MY BUTT FROM DAY ONE. 369 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,460 BUT I GOT TO SAY, CODY. 370 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,463 YEAH, THAT CODY. 371 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,465 NOT SO USEFUL IN CHALLENGES ANYMORE. 372 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:39,054 I TOTALLY ADMIRE BELLE FOR STANDING UP TO HEATHER, 373 00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:41,973 BUT SHE'S SO DEAD NOW. 374 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,227 THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN MARSHMALLOWS ON THIS PLATE. 375 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,395 WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, 376 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,980 COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR MARSHMALLOW. 377 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,273 THE CAMPER-- 378 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,524 WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW 379 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,984 MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME, 380 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,485 CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND LEAVE. 381 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,362 CAN'T WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH? 382 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,866 FINE. WHATEVER. SPOIL THE MOMENT. 383 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,120 TRENT, 384 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,121 LINDSAY, 385 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,164 OWEN, 386 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,666 GWEN, 387 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,251 LESHAWNA, 388 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,132 BETH. 389 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,053 CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT. 390 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,478 HEATHER. 391 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,313 YOU ARE ALL LUCKY, OKAY? VERY LUCKY. 392 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,986 CODY, THE DOCK OF SHAME AWAITS, BRO. 393 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,949 I GUESS WE CAN HELP YOU GET THERE. 394 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,118 I'LL DO IT. 395 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,369 GWEN: BYE, CODY. 396 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,039 SEE YOU, BUDDY. 397 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,750 TAKE CARE, DUDE. 398 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,710 -(MUFFLED SPEECH) -BETH: I KNOW. 399 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,172 I CAN'T BELIEVE I STOOD UP TO HER, EITHER. 400 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,841 (MUFFLED SPEECH) 401 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,011 I'M GONNA TO BE OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 402 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,681 AND I STILL HAVE MY GOOD LUCK CHARM. 403 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:08,143 SEE? I GOT IT FROM BONEY ISLAND LAST WEEK. 404 00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:09,560 COOL, HUH? 405 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,896 BYE, CODY. TAKE CARE. 406 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,066 (MUFFLED CRIES)