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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

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THE COMPETITORS WERE FORCED
TO CONQUER THEIR DEEPEST,

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DARKEST FEARS.

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NOT ALL OF THEM SUCCEEDED,
BUT OTHERS SURPRISED THE GROUP

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AND FACED THEIR FEARS HEAD-ON.

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IN A SHOCKING TWIST,
TYLER LET THE BASS DOWN

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WHEN HE WAS TOO CHICKEN
TO FACE THE CHICKEN.

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GET IT?

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(LAUGHS)

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AND IT WAS BUH-BYE, TYLER.

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ONCE AGAIN, THE BASS
FIND THEMSELVES BEHIND.

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CAN THEY PULL THIS
ONE OUT OF THE WATER?

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FIND OUT TODAY ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

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CHRIS: BASS, GOPHERS,

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TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS A TRUE
SUMMER-CAMP EXPERIENCE,

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A CANOE TRIP.

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YOU'LL BE PADDLING YOUR CANOES
ACROSS THE LAKE...

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(SPOOKY VOICE) TO BONY ISLAND.

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WHEN YOU GET THERE,
YOU MUST PORTAGE YOUR CANOES

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TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND,

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WHICH IS ABOUT
A TWO-HOUR HIKE

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THROUGH TREACHEROUS,
DENSE JUNGLE.

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WE'VE GOT TO POUR WHAT?

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-"PORTAGE."
-(FLY BUZZING)

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CHRIS: DUDE,
WALK WITH YOUR CANOE.

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GEOFF: OH.

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WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT THE
OTHER END OF THE ISLAND,

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YOU'LL BUILD A RESCUE FIRE
THAT WILL BE JUDGED BY ME.

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THE FIRST TEAM TO PADDLE HOME

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AND RETURN THEIR
CANOES TO THE BEACH

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IS THE WINNER OF INVINCIBILITY.

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MOVE, CAMPERS!
MOVE!

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OH, WAIT.

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ONE MORE THING
I SHOULD MENTION.

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LEGEND HAS IT, IF YOU TAKE
ANYTHING OFF THE ISLAND,

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(SPOOKY VOICE)
YOU'LL BE CURSED FOREVER.

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(THUNDERING)

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YEAH!

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A CURSED ISLAND.

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WOO!

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NOW GET IN YOUR CANOES,

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AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

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OWEN: YES!

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(TOILET FLUSHES)

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WHAT'D I MISS?

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CANOES.

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CHRIS TOLD US TO PICK
A PADDLE PARTNER.

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IT WAS TIME FOR ME
TO MAKE MY MOVE.

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IF I COULD JUST GET GWEN
ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES,

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I KNEW I COULD WOO
HER WITH MY MANLY CHARMS.

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COME ON, GWEN.

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YOU AND ME, OPEN WATER,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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TRENT,
YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US.

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(GROANING)

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(SIGHS)
FINE, BUT I'M IN CHARGE.

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THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT.

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YES. YES.

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YES. IT IS SO ON.

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(IMITATES GUITAR RIFF)

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CODY?

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HE'S LIKE AN ANNOYING BROTHER.

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A REALLY ANNOYING
LITTLE BROTHER.

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(IMITATES GUITAR RIFF)

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SO MUCH FOR HOOKING UP
WITH TRENT.

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(GRUNTS)

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JUST FOLLOW MY TECHNIQUE.

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I'M 1/87TH CHEROKEE, YOU KNOW.

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WHICH MEANS, LIKE,
THE TRIBE COULD TOTALLY,

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LIKE, CLAIM ME AT ANY TIME.

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LET'S HOPE IT'S TODAY.

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COURTNEY!
BE MY PARTNER?

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MAN, I THOUGHT BRIDGE
AND I WERE TIGHT,

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BUT SUDDENLY I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S LIKE SHE'S FADING ON ME.

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NAH.

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IT'S ALL GOOD.

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HEY, GEOFF, NEED A PARTNER?

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EXCELLENT.

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YO, MAN.

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DO CANOES FLIP OVER A LOT?

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NO.
YOU'RE THINKING KAYAKS...

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UNLESS WE HIT SOME ROUGH WATER.

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WATER CAN GET ROUGH?

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OH, YEAH.

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SOMETIMES IT CAN GET
TOTALLY RADICAL OUT THERE.

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WHEN I WAS 8, MY BROTHERS
DARED ME TO JUMP OFF

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THE HIGH-DIVE PLATFORM
AT THE POOL.

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I WAS SCARED, BUT I JUMPED.

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I WASN'T GONNA
LET THEM CALL ME CHICKEN.

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I LANDED ON MY BUTT.

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SOUNDS BETTER THAN
A BELLY FLOP, RIGHT?

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WRONG.

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MY TRUNKS WENT
SO FAR UP MY BUTT,

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I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
TO GET THEM REMOVED.

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THEY INVENTED
A NEW WORD FOR WHAT I DID.

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"THE WEDGIE FLOP."

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I'VE BEEN AFRAID OF WATER
EVER SINCE.

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WOO-HOO!

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UGH!

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IT'S OKAY.

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I'VE GOT IT.

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DO YOU WANT MY HELP?

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NO, NO.

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AAH!

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WHOA.

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DUDE, RELAX.

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WE'RE GONNA BE FINE.

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IF THIS CANOE'S A-ROCKIN',
DON'T COME A-KNOCKIN'.

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OW! THAT SMARTS!

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ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET...

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(GUNSHOT)
PADDLE!

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THAT'S GONNA PROVOKE
SOME ANGRY E-MAILS.

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SO...DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT
SOMETIME?

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-NO.
-HOW ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT?

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UH, NO.

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SATURDAY'S GOOD FOR ME.

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HOW ABOUT SATURDAY?

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I'M NOT GOING OUT
WITH YOU, EVER.

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OKAY. FINE.

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SHEESH.

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SO IS SUNDAY OUT
OF THE QUESTION?

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(CODY GRUNTS)
GOT IT.

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OKAY.

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MAYBE SHE WASN'T QUITE
READY FOR THE CODE-MEISTER.

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(GROANS)

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AND THEN THESE
BUSHMEN TAUGHT US

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HOW TO PROPERLY CATCH
AND COOK CROCODILE,

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AS WELL AS KOALA.

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UH, ISN'T KILLING
A KOALA BEAR ILLEGAL?

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
PROBABLY, YEAH. (LAUGHS)

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(LAUGHING)
PROBABLY, IT'S ILLEGAL.

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YOU DON'T MIND IF I WORK ON
MY TAN, DO YOU?

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I DON'T MIND ONE BIT.

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CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, DUDE?

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I GAVE BRIDGETTE AN AWESOME
GIFT THIS MORNING,

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BUT SHE'S BEEN SENDING ME
SOME WEIRD VIBES.

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OH, MY GOSH, COURTNEY,
IT WAS SO BAD.

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I COME BACK FROM
BRUSHING MY TEETH,

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AND I NOTICED SOMETHING
BULGING UNDER MY COVERS.

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WHEN I LIFTED THEM,
THERE IT WAS.

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(COURTNEY GASPS)
NO!

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YES.

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I MADE IT IN ARTS AND CRAFTS.

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NO, YOU DIDN'T.

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I DID.

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IT GETS WORSE.

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ETCHED INTO THE BACK WAS
AN INSCRIPTION THAT SAID--

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"I HOPE YOU THINK OF ME

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WHENEVER YOU DROP
LOOSE CHANGE INTO THIS."

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-NOT GOOD?
-DANG, DUDE.

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THAT IS SO BAD, WE NEED
A NEW WORD FOR HOW BAD THAT IS.

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SEE, DATING'S LIKE
FEEDING A BUNNY.

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YOU WANT THE BUNNY
TO COME TO YOU,

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SO YOU DON'T MAKE
ANY SUDDEN MOVES.

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"HERE, BUNNY, BUNNY, BUNNY."

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YOU DROP A HEART-SHAPED,
HANDMADE CLAY BOWL ON A BUNNY,

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AND THE BUNNY'S
GONNA RUN, MAN.

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YOU FEELING ME?

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SO I SCREWED UP?

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YOU SCREWED UP, DUDE.

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I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU KEEP
SHOOTING ME DOWN.

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IT'S BECAUSE OF TRENT,
ISN'T IT?

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LOOK, I'M PRETTY TIGHT
WITH TRENT,

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AND I WAS DEFINITELY SENSING
AN "I'M INTO GWEN"

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VIBE FROM HIM.

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I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU,
YOU KNOW?

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IF YOU WANT.

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WOW.

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THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU.

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AH, WELL.

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IF YOU CAN GET US IN THE
SAME BOAT ON THE WAY HOME,

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I'LL SO OWE YOU ONE.

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INTERESTING
THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT.

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SEE, I'M IN A BIT
OF TROUBLE MYSELF.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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WELL, I KIND OF BET OWEN
THAT IF I GOT YOUR BRA,

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HE'D DO ALL MY DISHES
FOR THE REST OF THE COMPETITION.

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(GRUNTS)
OH!

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RIGHT.

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ASKING TOO MUCH.
GOT IT.

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HEY, WAS THAT THERE EARLIER?

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I DON'T THINK SO.

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CHRIS: YOU'LL BE PADDLING

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YOUR CANOES ACROSS THE LAKE...

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TO BONY ISLAND.

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OKAY, DID YOU SEE THAT SKULL?

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HOW COOL IS THAT?

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IT'S LIKE THIS PLACE IS
HAUNTED OR SOMETHING.

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(GHOSTLY MOANING)

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LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

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AAH!

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I THINK I SAW SOMETHING.

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MONSTER BEAVERS!

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(SCREAMING)

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A REMNANT
OF THE PLEISTOCENE ERA,

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THE WOOLLY BEAVER
IS A DAY-ACTIVE RODENT

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INDIGENOUS TO BONY ISLAND.

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OH, YEAH,
AND THEY'RE MEAT-EATERS.

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(SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

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DEAD END.

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HEY, THEY'RE LEAVING.

202
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DID ANYBODY PACK A CHANGE
OF UNDERWEAR?

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(LAUGHTER)

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NO. SERIOUSLY.
(CHUCKLES, FARTS)

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ALL: OH.

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(BIRDS SHRIEKING)

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OH, MAN.

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00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,953
(SCREAMING)

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00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,456
I AM DEFINITELY
GONNA NEED NEW UNDERWEAR.

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00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,665
(BIRDS SHRIEKING)

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00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,170
HMM.

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00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,005
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING.

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00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,882
OH, WAIT.

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00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:14,966
LOOK!

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00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,676
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

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00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,304
I WAS GONNA MAKE US
A ROMANTIC PICNIC.

217
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WITH BREAD FROM YOUR PANTS?

218
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,558
JUST THROW IT ALREADY.

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(BIRDS SHRIEKING)

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GWEN: IT WORKED!

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COME ON.
THE RACE ISN'T OVER YET.

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WE STILL HAVE TO BURN STUFF.

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WHICH WAY ARE WE GONNA GO?

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LEFT.

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DEFINITELY LEFT.

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I DON'T KNOW.

227
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I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE
THE ONE ON THE RIGHT.

228
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THE RIGHT TRAIL IS WIDER.

229
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

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(SIGHS)

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I CAN SEE THE OTHER TEAM.

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THEY'RE TAKING THE PATH
ON THE RIGHT.

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00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,222
THEN LET'S GO LEFT.

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00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,657
WHOA. GUYS, UH, DON'T
WANT TO PANIC HERE,

235
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,741
BUT I'M SHRINKING.

236
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RIGHT.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

237
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,620
WHAT QUICKSAND LOOKS LIKE?

238
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IT LOOKS JUST LIKE SAND!

239
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
THEY FELL FOR THAT?

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I SET IT UP, BUT I DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE WOULD WALK INTO IT.

241
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:40,719
THAT'S JUST GREAT.
(LAUGHS)

242
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OH-OH.

243
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,515
LINDSAY: TRENT'S STUCK!

244
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,266
I'M COMING, TRENT!

245
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,392
NO, DON'T!

246
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,061
OH!

247
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,771
I'M STUCK, TOO!

248
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,773
I SO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

249
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,529
HELP!
SOMEBODY HELP US!

250
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,505
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
WHOA.

251
00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,674
HEY, THANKS, BRO.

252
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:20,050
YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.

253
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,176
I AM?

254
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,261
MY HERO!

255
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,138
WHERE DID YOU
LEARN TO DO THAT?

256
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,223
YOU KNOW.

257
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,558
I WATCH A LOT OF MOVIES.

258
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,142
THIS IS VERY TOUCHING, GUYS,

259
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,479
BUT WE'VE STILL
GOT A CHALLENGE TO WIN.

260
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,898
CHRIS: JUST WHEN THINGS WERE
LOOKING UP FOR THE BASS...

261
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,067
-UGH!
-CHRIS: DISASTER STRUCK.

262
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,652
OH! MY LEG!
(GASPS)

263
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:41,988
I'M DOWN! I'M DOWN!

264
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,866
OH, IT'S SO UNFAIR!

265
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,451
WHY DID THIS HAVE
TO HAPPEN NOW?

266
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,786
WHY? WHY?

267
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,079
GEOFF!

268
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,331
YOU'VE GOT TO GO
ON WITHOUT ME.

269
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,874
(MOANING)

270
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,543
WE'RE NOT LEAVING
ANY MAN BEHIND.

271
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,628
NOT ON MY WATCH.

272
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,255
I DIDN'T KNOW
IF I WAS GONNA MAKE IT.

273
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,550
IT WAS TOUCH-AND-GO.

274
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,261
I'VE SEEN SURFERS GET
EATEN BY SHARKS BEFORE,

275
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,889
BUT THIS--THIS WAS HORRIFYING.

276
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,475
THE MAN JUST KEPT GOING.

277
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,727
DUDE'S GOT HEART.

278
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,871
HOW DID THEY DO THAT SO QUICKLY?

279
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,586
NO RULE AGAINST
CARRYING LIGHTERS.

280
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:38,962
EDGE--
KILLER BASS.

281
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:48,597
IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING
OFF THE ISLAND,

282
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:52,684
(SPOOKY VOICE)
YOU'LL BE CURSED FOREVER.

283
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,645
-WHAT'D I MISS?
-CANOES.

284
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,319
THANKS FOR SAVING MY BUTT, MAN.

285
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,154
JUST LOOKING OUT
FOR A FELLOW GOPHER.

286
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,741
-WANT A SIP?
-NO. I'M GOOD.

287
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:11,453
TRENT, LET'S TALK, MANO-A-MANO.

288
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,788
OKAY.

289
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,164
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT?

290
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,499
GWEN.

291
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,336
SEE, I HIT ON HER,
BUT I STRUCK OUT A--A FEW TIMES.

292
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,921
THE POINT IS SHE'S NOT INTO ME.

293
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,507
SHE'S INTO YOU.

294
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,925
IF YOU'RE LYING, I COULD EASILY
REARRANGE YOUR FACE.

295
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,385
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

296
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,096
DUDE, BUDDY, WHAT DO I HAVE
TO GAIN FROM LYING TO YOU?

297
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,057
OKAY.

298
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,768
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD DO ABOUT IT?

299
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,728
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, TRENT.

300
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,271
HERE'S HOW I'D PLAY IT.

301
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,149
LADIES, ARE YOU ALMOST
FINISHED WITH YOUR TEA PARTY?

302
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,067
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A CHALLENGE HERE.

303
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,248
BRIDGETTE, YOU'VE GOT
FIRST-AID TRAINING, RIGHT?

304
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,543
MAYBE YOU COULD CHECK OUT
GEOFF'S WOUNDS.

305
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,002
HE MIGHT HAVE GANGRENE.

306
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,337
OR JUNGLE ROT.

307
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,839
OR ATHLETE'S FOOT.

308
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,593
I OWE GEOFF BIG-TIME.

309
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,554
HE HELPED ME GET OVER
MY FEAR OF WATER.

310
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,514
SO WHEN I SAW HIM
DROWNING WITH THE LADIES,

311
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,598
I HAD TO HELP THE DUDE OUT.

312
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,230
I DON'T THINK THIS IS
GOING TO BE BIG ENOUGH.

313
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,314
YOU HEARD THE WOMAN.

314
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,733
WE NEED MORE WOOD, GUYS.

315
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,067
COME ON. LET'S GO.

316
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,661
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO GET HOME NOW?

317
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,748
THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.

318
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,374
IT'S A HANDMADE FIRE-STARTER

319
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,252
I MADE FROM
SOME TREE SAP AND SAVED.

320
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,837
STAND BACK, GUYS.

321
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,923
THIS IS GONNA BE BIG.

322
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,517
CHRIS: WOO-HOO-HOO!

323
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,439
WE HAVE
OUR FIRE-BUILDING WINNER.

324
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,108
POINT FOR THE GOPHERS!

325
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,903
WHERE DID YOU
LEARN TO DO THAT?

326
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,363
OH, YOU KNOW, I SPENT A SUMMER
TRAINING WITH THE RESERVES.

327
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,823
YEAH, I GOT INTO SOME
TROUBLE THERE AND, LIKE,

328
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,700
BLEW UP THE KITCHEN
BY ACCIDENT,

329
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,159
WHICH IS WHY THE R.C.M.P.

330
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,412
IS, LIKE, STILL
ALL OVER MY BUTT.

331
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,205
I AM SO TOTALLY AWOL.

332
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,543
CODY: GUYS,

333
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,421
SINCE YOU'RE BOTH A BIT SHAKEN
BY THE WHOLE QUICKSAND THING,

334
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,214
WE SHOULD SPLIT YOU UP.

335
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:32,051
HOW ABOUT I GO WITH LINDSAY
AND BETH AND GWEN CAN PADDLE

336
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,303
BACK WITH TRENT?

337
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,846
SOUNDS COOL.

338
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,435
WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO WITHOUT PADDLES?

339
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,979
YOU GUYS CAN GET SOMEONE
TO SWIM BEHIND THE BOATS

340
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,354
AND PUSH THEM.

341
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,356
I DID THIS ONCE FOR HIS HUGE,
LIKE, 60-FOOT YACHT.

342
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,985
THE WHOLE CREW HAD TO
FLUTTER-KICK FOR LIKE EIGHT DAYS

343
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,445
TO GET TO SHORE, AND, LIKE,
FOUR OF US GOT EATEN BY SHARKS.

344
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,780
I DIDN'T. NOT ME.

345
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,156
BUT IT WAS REALLY INSANE.

346
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,241
OKAY, LATER.
AAH!

347
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,159
THAT MIGHT WORK.

348
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,914
WE NEED SOMEONE BIG ENOUGH
TO PUSH ALL THE CANOES BACK.

349
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:03,834
D.J., YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE WHO'S STRONG ENOUGH.

350
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,502
YOU CAN'T ASK HIM TO DO THAT.

351
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,462
THE DUDE CAN'T SWIM.

352
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,506
GEOFF, I KNOW
YOU'RE FRIENDS BUT D.J.

353
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,382
IS THE ONLY CHANCE WE'VE GOT.

354
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,550
SHE'S RIGHT.

355
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,719
THOSE SKINNY ARMS
AREN'T GOING TO CUT IT.

356
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,262
-I'LL DO IT.
-(GASPS)

357
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,765
YOU CAN'T SWIM WITH
THAT KIND OF INJURY.

358
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,184
YOU'RE HORRIBLY DISFIGURED.

359
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,519
I CAN DO THIS.

360
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,562
I HAVE TO.

361
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,981
IT WAS ALL UP TO ME.

362
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,066
I NEEDED TO SWIM
LIKE A KILLER BASS SHOULD,

363
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,069
AND NO WEDGIE FLOP
WAS GONNA STAND IN MY WAY.

364
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,656
THAT IS ONE BRAVE MAN.

365
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:39,077
D.J.! D.J.! D.J.! D.J.!

366
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,620
(CHEERING)

367
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:53,884
THE BASS ARE THE WINNERS!

368
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,386
(CHEERING)

369
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,515
YOU COST US THE GAME.

370
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,726
-YOU ARE DEAD.
-RIGHT.

371
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,436
OKAY, YOU ARE SO LUCKY
THAT MY LICENSE TO KILL

372
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,730
IS CURRENTLY EXPIRED.

373
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,612
(HOWLING)

374
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:23,663
AND NOW THE ALWAYS ANXIETY
INDUCING MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY.

375
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:27,625
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
COME AND GET A MARSHMALLOW.

376
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,668
BETH.

377
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,837
TRENT.

378
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,255
GWEN.

379
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,344
CODY.

380
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,387
OWEN.

381
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,848
HEATHER.

382
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:46,895
LESHAWNA.

383
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,068
ONE LAST MARSHMALLOW.

384
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:56,988
THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T GET
THIS MARSHMALLOW WILL WALK OFF

385
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,115
THE DOCK OF SHAME

386
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,327
AND TAKE A RIDE
ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS.

387
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,621
WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

388
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,457
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRLING)

389
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,751
MAN: (ON MEGAPHONE) IZZY,
WE KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE.

390
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,088
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

391
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:16,716
YOU MEAN ALL THAT TRASH
YOU WERE TALKING WAS TRUE?

392
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,885
NO, JUST THE R.C.M.P. PART.

393
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,261
SEE YA.

394
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,932
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!

395
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,726
(LAUGHING)

396
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,979
WELL, THAT WRAPS THAT UP.

397
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,229
NIGHT, EVERYONE.

398
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,739
NICE.

399
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:43,660
IS THAT A BRA?

400
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,955
YOU KNOW IT AND YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.

401
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,373
ENJOY DISH DUTY MY GOOD MAN.

402
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,542
YOU MEAN IT BELONGS TO--

403
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,837
A GENTLEMAN NEVER
KISSES AND TELLS.

404
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,309
HAVE ANY GLUE?

405
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,436
I WOULDN'T WAIST MY TIME
TRYING TO FIX THAT.

406
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,690
MAYBE I WOULD.

407
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,871
(THUNDERING)