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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

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THE KILLER BASS FINALLY DODGED
THEIR PATHETIC LOSING STREAK

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AGAINST THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.

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THERE WERE BRUISES,
TEARS, RISKY MOVES,

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AND DANGEROUS ALLIANCES.

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AND IN THE END, IT WAS NOAH,
THE KNOW-IT-ALL,

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WHO DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.

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THIS WEEK, ANOTHER CHALLENGE
WILL SEND ONE MORE CAMPER

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ON A CRUISE TO LOSERVILLE,
POPULATION...FOUR.

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WHO WILL SINK
AND WHO WILL STAY AFLOAT?

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FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND .

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CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,
I'M DOING FINE ♪

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♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪

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♪ YOU ASKED ME
WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪

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♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER
IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪

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♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE
TO THE SUN ♪

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♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS
'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪

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♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE
NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪

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♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA
NA NANA NANA NA ♪

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♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,
I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

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♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,
I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

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(WHISTLING
I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)

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LINDSAY: OKAY, THIS IS
SO--WAY--BEYOND, BAD.

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I'M OUT OF FAKE
TANNER, ALREADY.

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WHOA, THAT'S TRAGIC, LINDSAY.

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NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY
LIKE SUNTAN, IN THE SUN.

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DO YOU REALIZE
HOW SHRIVELED AND WRINKLY

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THAT CAN MAKE YOUR SKIN?

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OH, YOU TOTALLY DO...

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CHRIS: (ON LOUDSPEAKER)
ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS,

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ENOUGH BEAUTY SLEEP.

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TIME TO SHOW US
WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.

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LINDSAY: ARE
WE GONNA SEE A MUSICAL?

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I LOVE MUSICALS.

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ESPECIALLY, THE ONES
WITH SINGING AND DANCING.

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GWEN, SAVED YOU A SEAT.

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THANKS.

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WHOO...WHOA!

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(SPITS)

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WELCOME TO
OUR BRAND-NEW, DELUXE,

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STATE-OF-THE-ART
OUTDOOR AMPHITHEATER.

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OKAY, THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE
IS A SUMMER CAMP FAVORITE,

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A TALENT CONTEST.

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YES! AWESOME.

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EACH TEAM
HAS 8 HOURS TO PICK

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THEIR THREE
MOST TALENTED CAMPERS.

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THESE THREE WILL REPRESENT
THEM IN THE SHOW TONIGHT.

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SING, DANCE, JUGGLE.

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ANYTHING GOES
AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL.

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YOU WILL BE JUDGED
BY OUR RESIDENT TALENT SCOUT,

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FORMER D.J., V.J.,
AND RAP LEGEND

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GRAND...MASTER CHEF
WHO WILL SHOW HIS APPROVAL

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VIA THE CHEF-O-METER.
(DINGING)

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THE TEAM THAT LOSES

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WILL SEND ONE CAMPER HOME
TONIGHT.

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GOOD LUCK.

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
OKAY, I'M THE TEAM CAPTAIN,

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SO HERE'S HOW
IT'S GOING TO WORK.

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WAIT, WHO SAID YOU
WERE TEAM CAPTAIN?

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SHE DID.
JUST NOW.

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LINDSAY, BETH,
AND I TOOK A VOTE, AND I WON.

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THREATENING THEM TO VOTE FOR YOU
ISN'T EXACTLY DEMOCRATIC.

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HEY, SNAGGED YOU
AN EXTRA MUFFIN.

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TRENT, YOU'RE COOL WITH ME

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LEADING THIS PROJECT,
AREN'T YOU?

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RIGHT ON. GO FOR IT.

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GOOD.

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BETH, LINDSAY,
AND I WILL BE THE JUDGES.

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(SIGHS)
WHATEVER.

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

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-ARE YOU GONNA AUDITION?
-DOUBTFUL.

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YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS, THOUGH.

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I HEARD YOU THE OTHER
NIGHT BY THE DOCK.

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YOU WERE REALLY GOOD.

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(OWEN BELCHING)

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N
-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-ZED!

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YES!

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THAT WAS EXCELLENT, MAN.

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WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
DO THAT IN THIS CONTEST.

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THAT'S DISGUSTING.

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DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS

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TO BURP THE ENTIRE ALPHABET
IN ONE GO?

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I CAN ALSO TOOT
BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH.

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ALL: NO! NO, NO, NO.

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OWEN.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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ANYWHERE, THAT'S NOT HERE.

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MAN, THAT IS WEAK.

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THANK YOU.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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OH, I VOTE FOR HEATHER
TO BE IN THE CONTEST.

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I SECOND THAT.

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GUYS, THAT'S SO SWEET.

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OKAY, SO, I GUESS, I'M IN.

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WHY DOESN'T
EVERYONE TAKE FIVE?

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I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING.

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CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

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OH, MY GOSH, DEFINITELY.

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MY SISTER GOT DIARRHEA
ONCE ON A DATE,

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AND I HAD TO BRING HER
TOILET PAPER

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BECAUSE THE RESTAURANT
WAS ALL OUT

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AND SHE WAS STUCK
IN THE BATHROOM,

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AND I'VE NEVER TOLD A SOUL.

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OOPS. SORRY, PAULA.

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GWEN'S UP TO
SOMETHING SERIOUS.

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I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW HER
AND REPORT BACK TO ME.

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LINDSAY: SERIOUS?

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YEAH, SERIOUSLY BORING.

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OOH, THAT'S NOT BORING.

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FINE.
SIGN HIM UP.

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-NEXT?
-ME!

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I CAN STAND
ON MY HANDS FOR 20 MINUTES.

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WATCH.

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COURTNEY: OKAY, THAT'D BE
CUTE IF YOU WERE A MONKEY.

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I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S
QUITE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

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NEXT.

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-(INHALES)
-COURTNEY: NEXT.

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(EXHALES)

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HEATHER: LINDSAY, COME IN.

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WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?
OVER.

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LINDSAY, WHERE ARE YOU?

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UH...ON MY WAY BACK.

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UNDER.

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AWESOME.

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WELL, I GUESS, IT'S GEOFF,

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D.J.'S RIBBON THING,
AND YOUR SOLO.

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I'M GONNA BE ON TV, MAN.

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YOU'RE ALREADY ON TV, GEOFF.

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OH, YEAH.

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HELLO, OUT THERE, DUDES!

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I CALL THIS THE DANCE

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OF THE RATTLESNAKE.

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(IMITATING RATTLESNAKE)

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♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE ♪

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(SINGING)

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SHE'S GOOD.

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ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE?

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BETH: IT'S OKAY.
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.

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RUN!

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BETH: I KIND OF MISSED
THE CATCHING CLASS.

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UH, GUYS, THE BUSH IS ON FIRE.

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OKAY, SO I THINK IT'S ME,
TRENT, AND JUSTIN.

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ANY OBJECTIONS?

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WHAT YOU GOT THERE, A JOURNAL?

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-BEAT IT.
-OH, I GET IT.

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YEAH, IT'S PRIVATE, HUH?

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I'M DOWN WITH THAT.
YEAH, IT'S COOL, BRAH.

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WHAT PART OF "BEAT IT"
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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(SNIFFS)

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WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF FREAK?

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Y-YOU JUST SMELL
REALLY PRETTY.

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IT'S JUST SOAP.

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I WON'T EVEN ASK.

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LOOK.

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THE FIRST HOOK-UP
OF THE SEASON.

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OH, YEAH,
WE'RE GOING AT IT BIG-TIME.

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I NEED A SWIM
JUST TO COOL OFF.

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AAH!

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GWEN, WAIT UP.
I'LL COME WITH YOU.

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SURE.

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I MEAN, WHATEVER.

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YOU, STAY HERE.

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WE'VE GOT A DIARY TO FIND.

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SO CAN YOU REALLY STAND ON
YOUR HANDS FOR 20 MINUTES?

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WANT TO BET THAT I CAN'T?

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OH, YOU'RE ON.

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I'LL TAKE A PIECE
OF THAT ACTION.

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YEAH, THAT'S LIKE
VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

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ANTE UP.

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OKAY, 20 MINUTES STARTING NOW.

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(LAUGHING)

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OH, CRAP.

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YOU, YOU KILLED MY VIOLIN.

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

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THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING WE CAN DO.

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YOU STAND GUARD.

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AND REMEMBER, IF YOU SEE
GWEN COMING, WARN ME.

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OKAY.

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SOMETIMES I JUST NEED
TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYONE HERE,

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YOU KNOW?

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I MEAN, IT'S LIKE
THEY'RE ALL DRIVING ME CRAZY.

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WELL, ALMOST ALL OF THEM.

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CANNONBALL!

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AH, I HATE THIS PLACE.

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NICE GOING, GUYS.

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YEAH, NICE GOING.

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HUH?

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OKAY, IF I WERE A SECRET DIARY,

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WHERE WOULD I BE STASHED?

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HEY, GWEN.

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GWEN, IT'S YOU.

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HI!

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LINDSAY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE OUTSIDE OF THE CABIN,

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GWEN?

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TRYING TO GET INTO THE CABIN.

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OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO
GET INTO THE CABIN.

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THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.

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WAIT! STAY HERE.
WE CAN GET TANS TOGETHER.

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AND YOU COULD TOTALLY USE ONE.

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YES!
SHE IS SO DUD.

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GWEN: ARE YOU GONNA MOVE,

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OR DO I HAVE TO THROW YOU
OUT OF MY WAY?

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LINDSAY: YOU CAN TRY,

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BUT I HAVE
MARTIAL-ARTS TRAINING.

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OKAY, YOU CAN GO IN.

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LOOK!
GWEN'S BACK!

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HEY, GWEN,
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SWIM?

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WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

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NOTHING, JUST RESTING
BEFORE THE BIG SHOW.

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ARE YOU ALWAYS SO PARANOID?

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YEAH, REALLY.

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OKAY, I KNOW I'M NOT AS GOOD

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AS YOU ARE AT THE VIOLIN,
BUT I CAN DO THIS.

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BRIDGETTE.

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TOO BAD ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.

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I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO GET

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YOUR 15 SECONDS OF FAME
AFTER ALL, HUH?

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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

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OH, NOTHING.

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NO ONE WOULD
SABOTAGE THEIR OWN TEAMMATE

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UNLESS THEY MAYBE
FELT THREATENED.

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HEY, MAYBE THAT'S
HOW YOU GOPHERS OPERATE,

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BUT THE KILLER BASS
HAVE MORE CLASS THAN THAT.

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WE'RE A TEAM.

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WELL, I GUESS, YOU'LL GO DOWN
AS A TEAM TOO.

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OH, AND EASY ON THE CHIPS.

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YOU DON'T WANT TO SINK THAT
SURFBOARD OF YOURS, DO YOU?

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WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS.

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IT'S SO EASY
IT'S ALMOST NOT FUN--ALMOST.

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CHRIS: IT'S THE T.D.I.
TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA!

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WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST CAMP
WAWANAKWA TALENT CONTEST,

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WHERE SIX CAMPERS WILL
SHOWCASE THEIR MAD SKILLS

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00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,721
AND DESPERATELY TRY
NOT TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES.

237
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:27,474
FIRST UP FOR THE SCREAMING
GOPHERS IS JUSTIN.

238
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,475
(CHEERING)

239
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:32,604
LINDSAY: YEAH,
JUSTIN, OH, YEAH!

240
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:50,163
THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES FOR HOT,
"JUS" AND "TIN."

241
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,875
"MAN, THAT GUY IS JUST
SO HOT I COULD KISS HIM,

242
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,293
BECAUSE
HE'S A GOOD TEAMMATE."

243
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,796
DAH, WHY'D I SAY THAT?

244
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,131
OKAY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT WAS,

245
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,677
BUT DANG YOU'VE GOT
SOME MOVES, DUDE.

246
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,387
(CHEERING)

247
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,514
FIRST UP FOR THE KILLER BASS,

248
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:12,603
MAKE SOME NOISE
FOR THE BIG GUY...D.J.!

249
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,688
(CHEERING)

250
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,492
DAINTY AND YET MASCULINE.

251
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,036
LET'S SEE WHAT
GRANDMASTER CHEF THINKS.

252
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,871
(DINGING)

253
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,331
NOT MUCH.

254
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,626
SO WITH TWO DOWN
AND FOUR ACTS TO GO,

255
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:39,212
IT'S THE SCREAMING
GOPHERS SCREAMING AHEAD.

256
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,548
NEXT ON DECK...TRENT.

257
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,801
TAKE IT AWAY, MY BRO.

258
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:48,639
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO
SOMEONE SPECIAL HERE AT CAMP.

259
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,392
♪ THEY SAY
THAT WE'VE ONLY GOT SUMMER ♪

260
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,437
♪ AND I SAY
THAT'S REALLY A BUMMER ♪

261
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:58,607
♪ BUT WE'LL SWIM IN THE SUN
AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN ♪

262
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:01,359
♪ IT'LL JUST BE THE TWO OF US ♪

263
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,571
♪ NOTHING TO DO BUT JUST HANG ♪

264
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,574
♪ SO LET ME SAY ONLY THIS ♪

265
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:11,703
♪ I'D STICK AROUND
FOR JUST ONE KISS ♪

266
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,456
-(APPLAUSE)
-NICE WORK.

267
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,249
(DINGING)
I'M LIKING YOUR STYLE, DUDE,

268
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,544
AND SO DOES GRANDMASTER CHEF.

269
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,673
ALL RIGHT, QUIT HOGGING
MY LIGHT, BUDDY.

270
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,549
THREE DOWN AND THREE TO GO,

271
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,178
AND THE KILLER BASS
ARE TOTALLY SUCKING SO FAR.

272
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,388
LET'S HEAR IT FOR BRIDGETTE.

273
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,307
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS?

274
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,058
(STOMACH RUMBLING)

275
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,727
OH, DEFINITELY.

276
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,521
NO, I--I'M GREAT.

277
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,230
REALLY.

278
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,654
(BURPS)

279
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:56,331
(GASPS)

280
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,332
OWEN: I'M HIT.

281
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,751
I'M HIT!

282
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,557
HEY, PUKE ON YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND.

283
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,726
ON YOUR OWN WHAT, LINDSAY?

284
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,436
I DIDN'T SAY BOYFRIEND.

285
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:22,566
CLEANUP IN AISLE THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX.

286
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,234
IN THE MEANTIME,
WE'LL TAKE A SHORT BREAK

287
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,570
TO HOSE THE JOINT DOWN.

288
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,242
GOING HOME WON'T BE SO BAD.

289
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,661
I COULD ALWAYS WORK
AT THE SURF SHACK.

290
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,705
CHRIS: WELCOME
BACK TO THE T.D.I.

291
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,082
TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA!

292
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,458
WELCOME BACK.

293
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,794
OKAY, SO IN A STRANGE
TURN OF EVENTS,

294
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,254
BRIDGETTE'S CHUNK-BLOWING

295
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:47,632
FEST REGISTERED TWO THUMBS UP
BY GRANDMASTER CHEF.

296
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,384
BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH
TO PULL AHEAD

297
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,677
OF THE SCREAMING GOPHERS

298
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,179
WHO HOLD THE LEAD
WITH TRENT'S LOVE SONG.

299
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,934
SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY,
HERE SHE IS FOR THE LEADERS...

300
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,602
-HEATHER.
-(APPLAUSE)

301
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,521
ORIGINALLY, I WAS
GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU

302
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,482
BUT INSTEAD
I WANT TO CELEBRATE TEAM SPIRIT

303
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,819
WITH A COLLABORATION.

304
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,571
SHE WOULDN'T.

305
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,198
HEATHER: SO WITH WORDS BY GWEN,

306
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,367
PERFORMANCE BY ME,
ENJOY.

307
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,744
(CLEARS THROAT)

308
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:18,663
"OKAY, SO I'M TRYING
TO IGNORE HIM,

309
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,416
BUT HE'S JUST SO CUTE.

310
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,209
IF THEY HAD CUSTOM-ORDERED
A GUY

311
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:27,338
TO BE A DISTRACTION FOR ME HERE,
IT WOULD'VE BEEN 'MCHOTTIE."

312
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,425
(GASPS)

313
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,761
"WE JUST TOTALLY CONNECT.

314
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,472
HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY PERSON
I CAN RELATE TO HERE

315
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,474
AND I KNOW IT'S A CLICHE,

316
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,602
BUT I LOVE GUYS
WHO PLAY GUITAR."

317
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:42,938
WAIT.
I DON'T PLAY GUITAR.

318
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,192
THANK YOU.

319
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,945
THAT WAS SO MEAN.

320
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,655
SERIOUSLY.

321
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,616
WELL, THEN, IT'S DOWN TO
THE FINAL ACT OF THE NIGHT.

322
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:58,369
CAN GEOFF AND HIS RAD
STUNTS TURN IT AROUND?

323
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,121
I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT.

324
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:04,459
LET'S FIND OUT.

325
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,754
WHOA, THAT KIND OF WRECKS
THE RIDE.

326
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,755
NOW WHAT?

327
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,881
WE HAVE TO SEND
SOMEONE OUT THERE,

328
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,591
OR WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THIS.

329
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,552
KATIE AND SADIE
ARE COVERED IN BARF.

330
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,639
WELL, THAT ONLY LEAVES
TYLER, DUNCAN, OR HAROLD.

331
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,391
WE ALREADY KNOW TYLER SUCKS.
WHAT CAN DUNCAN DO AGAIN?

332
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,311
CARVE A PICTURE OF HIS OWN
SKULL INTO A TREE?

333
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,647
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

334
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,865
JUST GO FOR IT, HAROLD.

335
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:38,076
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?

336
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,996
(BEATBOXING)

337
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,132
AWESOME.

338
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,510
(BEATBOXING)

339
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,188
GOSH.

340
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,481
(BEATBOXING)

341
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,067
AWESOME.

342
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,902
(BEATBOXING)

343
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,904
WHAT? WHAT?

344
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,237
UH-HUH.

345
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,239
WHAT? WHAT?

346
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,034
(BEATBOXING)

347
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,704
BOOYA.

348
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,831
(CHEERING)

349
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,291
THAT'S AMAZING.

350
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,376
THAT WAS AMAZING.

351
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,795
WICKED BEATBOXING, DUDE.
(DINGING)

352
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,963
CHECK IT OUT.

353
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,966
GRANDMASTER CHEF
HAS DECLARED HE'S WINNER.

354
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,634
EVEN THOUGH THEY HELD THE LEAD,

355
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,388
THE SCREAMING GOPHERS HAVE BEEN
TRAMPLED BY THE KILLER BASS.

356
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,516
-HAROLD, THAT WAS AMAZING.
-COURTNEY: YOU DID IT.

357
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,685
AND AS FOR
THE SCREAMING GOPHERS,

358
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:49,856
PICK YOUR FAVORITE LOSER,
AND I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BONFIRE.

359
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,566
PEOPLE THOUGHT
I WAS MEAN TO GWEN.

360
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,943
WHATEVER.

361
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,361
ALL I NEEDED WAS FOUR VOTES
AGAINST JUSTIN.

362
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,196
LINDSAY AND BETH WERE EASY.

363
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,531
IZZY'S JUST CRAZY.

364
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,700
AND OWEN, PIECE OF CAKE.

365
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,368
(LAUGHS)

366
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,412
PIECE OF CAKE.

367
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,002
CHRIS: KUDOS TO YOU
ALL FOR AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT

368
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,046
OF ENTERTAINMENT,

369
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,758
MUSIC, DRAMA, BARFING.

370
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:21,345
THERE'S ONLY ONE MARSHMALLOW
LEFT ON THIS PLATE.

371
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,891
JUSTIN, YOU REMINDED US
ALL THAT LOOKS MATTER A LOT.

372
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:28,603
AND, HEATHER,
YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES,

373
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,814
BUT READING ANOTHER
CHICK'S DIARY OUT LOUD

374
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,649
TO THE WHOLE WORLD?

375
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,734
MAN, THAT IS WHACK.

376
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,487
NO KIDDING.
THAT'S REALLY MESSED UP, DUDE.

377
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,824
OH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME
MY MARSHMALLOW ALREADY.

378
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,535
JUSTIN, I PERSONALLY THINK
THIS IS VERY WRONG,

379
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:48,498
BUT TONIGHT HOTNESS
JUST WASN'T ENOUGH.

380
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:52,627
THE LAST MARSHMALLOW
GOES TO HEATHER.

381
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,884
TIME TO CATCH THE BOAT
OF LOSERS, BRAH.

382
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,303
LATER, BRAH.

383
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:09,811
IF THAT EVIL LITTLE COW THINKS
SHE'S GETTING AWAY WITH THIS,

384
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:12,105
SHE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING.

385
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,610
DID YOU SAY YOU BROUGHT
A RED ANT FARM WITH YOU?

386
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,446
YES.

387
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:25,368
(HEATHER SCREAMS)

388
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:28,538
SWEET DREAMS, EVERYONE.
(GIGGLES)