1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:05,256 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 2 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:08,259 THE SCREAMING GOPHERS KICKED BUTT IN THE AWAKE-A-THON, 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,762 WHEN DUNCAN TOOK A SNOOZE ON THE CAN, 4 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:15,057 AND THE KILLER BASS TOOK THEIR SECOND LOSS IN A ROW...HARSH. 5 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,185 HEATHER ORCHESTRATED THE FIRST TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND ALLIANCE 6 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:21,564 BY CONVINCING LINDSAY AND BETH TO JOIN FORCES WITH HER, 7 00:00:21,606 --> 00:00:24,901 THEN POCKETED EVA'S MP3 PLAYER AND SAT BACK 8 00:00:24,943 --> 00:00:26,945 TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS. 9 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:30,155 NICELY PLAYED, HEATHER, NICELY PLAYED. 10 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,324 EVEN THOUGH EVA COULD'VE PRETTY MUCH KICKED 11 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,035 ANYONE'S BUTT HERE, IN THE END, 12 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:37,371 IT WAS HER TEMPER THAT GOT HER KICKED OFF. 13 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:40,875 SHE BECAME THE SECOND CAMPER TO ROCK THE BOAT OF LOSERS. 14 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:45,170 WHO WILL BREAK THE RULES OF THEIR NEW ALLIANCE? 15 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,591 WILL GWEN BE ABLE TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL THE END OF THE EPISODE? 16 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:51,469 AND WHO WILL TAKE THE NEXT HUMILIATING WALK 17 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,263 DOWN THE DOCK OF SHAME? 18 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:57,600 STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY 19 00:00:57,642 --> 00:01:02,145 YET ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 20 00:01:08,987 --> 00:01:11,405 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 21 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:14,199 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 22 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,327 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 23 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,705 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 24 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:25,085 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 25 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,880 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 26 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:30,675 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 27 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,011 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 28 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,554 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 29 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:41,184 ♪ CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 30 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:47,066 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ 31 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:52,279 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 32 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:57,785 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 33 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:02,665 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 34 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,632 (DUNCAN SNORING) 35 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:13,258 CHRIS: DUNCAN. 36 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,220 YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP, DUDE. 37 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,262 STUFF IT. 38 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,933 HAROLD SNORED ALL NIGHT. 39 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:25,063 WOW, FOUR NIGHTS WITH NO SLEEP. 40 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,356 HOW MUCH ARE YOU HURTING, DUDE? 41 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,025 WANT TO FIND OUT? 42 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,526 NO, NO, IT'S COOL. 43 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,194 -IT'S COOL. -(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 44 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:33,905 (ALL GASP) 45 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,830 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 46 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:48,502 (ALL GIGGLE) 47 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,631 (ALL LAUGH) 48 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,717 OKAY, WHAT? 49 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:57,095 SOMEONE MESSED WITH YOUR FACE, DUDE. 50 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:02,600 HEY, SWEET STACHE. 51 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,518 CHRIS: HE--HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S GWEN! 52 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:07,187 YEAH! 53 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,230 WHY ARE WE CLAPPING? 54 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,402 I'M SO TIRED. 55 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:15,320 I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE. 56 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,241 WE ARE SO SUCKING RIGHT NOW. 57 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,452 OKAY, YES, EVA WAS A PSYCHO, 58 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,454 BUT AT LEAST SHE WAS AN ATHLETIC PSYCHO. 59 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:28,626 SO LET'S GO OVER THE RULES ONE MORE TIME. 60 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,670 NUMBER ONE, I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS ALLIANCE, 61 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,048 SO I GET TO MAKE THE RULES. 62 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:36,092 NUMBER TWO... 63 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:37,635 BREAKING THE RULES CAN RESULT 64 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,386 IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE ALLIANCE? 65 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:40,972 HEATHER: GOOD. 66 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,808 NUMBER THREE, I CAN BORROW ANY OF YOUR STUFF WITHOUT ASKING, 67 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,769 BUT MY STUFF IS STRICTLY OFF LIMITS. 68 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:48,729 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT LAST RULE. 69 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:49,730 THAT'S COOL. 70 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:51,023 I CAN CHANGE IT. 71 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,566 I CAN ALSO FIND SOMEONE ELSE 72 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,902 TO TAKE TO THE FINAL THREE WITH ME. 73 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:57,404 GOOD. WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? 74 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,198 HEY, FISH-HEADS, 75 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,700 WAY TO KICK OUT YOUR STRONGEST PLAYER. 76 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,452 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP NOW? 77 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,288 MISSED ME. 78 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,874 OKAY, CAMPERS, LISTEN UP. 79 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,585 YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE BEGINS IN 10 MINUTES, 80 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:14,213 AND BE PREPARED TO BRING IT. 81 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,639 DUNCAN: WAKE ME UP, 82 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,016 AND IT'LL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO. 83 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,434 (TYLER GULPS) 84 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,353 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW? 85 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,690 YOU AND YOUR SNORING FACE. 86 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,317 IT'S CALLED A MEDICAL CONDITION. GOSH! 87 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,443 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 88 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:47,329 TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS THE CLASSIC GAME OF DODGEBALL. 89 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,665 THE FIRST RULE OF DODGEBALL IS-- 90 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:52,751 DO NOT TALK ABOUT DODGEBALL? 91 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,670 AS I WAS SAYING, 92 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:56,547 IF YOU GET HIT WITH THE BALL-- 93 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,090 OOH. OW! 94 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,967 -CHRIS: YOU'RE OUT. -YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT! 95 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:03,137 IF YOU CATCH THE BALL, THE THROWER GETS SENT OUT 96 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:05,723 AND THE CATCHER GETS TO BRING IN ANOTHER TEAM MEMBER 97 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,058 OUT ON THE COURT. 98 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,559 THROWING BALLS, 99 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,978 GEE, ANOTHER MENTALLY CHALLENGING TEST. 100 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,980 I KNOW, RIGHT? 101 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,151 OKAY, NOW, GEOFF, TRY TO HIT ME. 102 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,820 IF YOU'RE HOLDING A BALL, 103 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,906 YOU CAN USE IT TO DEFLECT A BALL. 104 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:26,035 BUT IF IT KNOCKS THE BALL OUT OF YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE OUT. 105 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:29,121 SO WHAT DO I DO AGAIN WHEN THE BALL COMES AT ME? 106 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,289 YOU DODGE! 107 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,582 ALL: AH! 108 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,168 OOH, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DODGE. 109 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,461 OW...RIGHT. 110 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,589 YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE UNTIL GAME TIME. 111 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:42,467 GOPHERS, YOU'LL HAVE TO SIT ONE PERSON OUT EACH GAME. 112 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,803 OKAY, WE CAN'T GET LAZY. 113 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,390 THE KILLER BASS ARE GONNA BE TRYING EXTRA HARD TO CATCH UP. 114 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,559 WHO WANTS TO SIT THE FIRST ONE OUT WITH SLEEPING BEAUTY HERE? 115 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,604 ALL RIGHT, I'LL VOLUNTEER. 116 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,815 NOW LET'S SEE ALL YOU KEENERS GET ON OUT THERE AND DODGE. 117 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,363 BRING IT ON, FISHIES. 118 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,573 OTHERWISE WINNING THREE IN A ROW 119 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,533 JUST WON'T BE AS SATISFYING. 120 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,911 OH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 121 00:06:08,953 --> 00:06:10,537 WE'RE GONNA BRING THE DINNER TO THE TABLE, 122 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,415 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA EAT IT! 123 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,167 CHRIS: BOTH TEAMS READY? 124 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,627 BEST OF FIVE GAMES WINS. 125 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:20,298 NOW LET'S DODGE SOME BALL! 126 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:21,381 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 127 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,093 (ALL CHEER) 128 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:34,603 OOH. 129 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,314 THAT'LL SMEAR THE MAKEUP. 130 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,731 NICE JOB. 131 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:40,651 NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT SOMEONE ON THEIR TEAM! 132 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,116 OW. DARN IT. 133 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:48,200 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 134 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:51,870 (ALL CHEER) 135 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,540 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 136 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,918 TIME TO UNLEASH MY WICKED SKILLS. 137 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,502 YEAH? 138 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,380 THEN BRING IT, STRING BEAN! 139 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,756 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT! 140 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,727 AAH! 141 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:21,108 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 142 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:22,734 AND THAT'S HOW WE ROLL! 143 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,367 CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO 144 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,617 WITH THIS AGAIN? 145 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,078 (CHEERING) 146 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,705 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 147 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:41,628 -YO, BABY. -WOO-HOO. 148 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,094 -MOMMY. -WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 149 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,263 REF, HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE COURT. 150 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:54,808 OOPS! HE SLIPPED. 151 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:55,934 UGH. 152 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:00,814 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 153 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:20,000 -OH! -OH, SORRY. 154 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,252 OH, IT'S COOL. 155 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,253 TRUST ME. 156 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,379 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 157 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:30,886 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 158 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:40,771 EASY OUT, GUYS, EASY OUT. 159 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,738 THAT IS ONE TOUGH BALL TO DODGE. 160 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,838 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 161 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,801 (ALL CHEER) 162 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,305 WE CAN DO THIS. 163 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,348 WE JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN OURSELVES. 164 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,100 OH, I BELIEVE. 165 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:19,893 I BELIEVE YOU SUCK! 166 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:23,230 -YEAH, YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL. -(LAUGHS) 167 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,315 YOU SHOULD TALK. 168 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,857 IT WAS A WARM-UP THROW. 169 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,235 LOOK, I CAN DOMINATE THIS GAME. 170 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,237 JUST GIVE ALL THE BALLS TO ME. 171 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,571 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 172 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:35,409 FINE. JUST TRY TO AIM FOR THE OTHER SIDE, OKAY? 173 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:37,328 ALL RIGHT, NOAH, YOU'RE UP. 174 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,663 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, DID SUCH AN AWESOME JOB 175 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,332 ON THE LAST GAME THAT I DON'T WANNA 176 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,500 MESS UP YOUR MOJO. 177 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,917 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 178 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,002 FINE. 179 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,672 LET'S GO, GUYS. 180 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,143 HEY! WATCH THE FACE, DUDE! 181 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:07,607 NO-O-O-O! 182 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,276 FINALLY. 183 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:12,863 LINDSAY: UH, HMM, TYLER? 184 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,115 OH, MY GOSH, MY FACE. 185 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,325 HOW'S MY FACE? 186 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,660 IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD. 187 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,956 YOU STILL LOOK GREAT. 188 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,208 LINDSAY: REALLY? 189 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,377 YEAH, REALLY. 190 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,255 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 191 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,136 YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK? 192 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:37,221 LINDSAY: (THINKING) HAVE TO SAY NO. 193 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,347 HAVE TO SAY NO. 194 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:39,431 OKAY! 195 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,851 HEY. HEY, GET BACK HERE! 196 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,645 YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING OUT OF THE ALLIANCE! 197 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,524 GREAT GATSBY, THAT IS IT. 198 00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:51,026 GAME ON! 199 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,403 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 200 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:58,700 YEAH! 201 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,706 OW, THAT ONE'S WORTH AN INSTANT REPLAY. 202 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,500 FORWARD--OKAY, REWIND. 203 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,336 FORWARD, REWIND. 204 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,338 FORWARD, REWIND. 205 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,465 FORWARD, REWIND. 206 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,592 AND PAUSE. 207 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:15,717 (CHUCKLES) 208 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,636 THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK. 209 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,139 OH, HE DROPPED IT LIKE IT WAS HOT! 210 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,140 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 211 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,267 (CHEERING) 212 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,146 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME. 213 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,649 I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS TRYING TODAY. 214 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,277 OH, SORRY. 215 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,154 WOO-HOO, WAY TO THROW THOSE MURDER BALLS. 216 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,573 GO, TEAM. GO. 217 00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:39,866 NICE TEAM SPIRIT. 218 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,869 HEY, IT'S 2-0. 219 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,997 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SUCK SO MUCH? 220 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,416 NOT VERY GOOD. 221 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,418 IT'S NOT OVER YET. 222 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,505 IT'S SO OVER. 223 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,594 OKAY, THIS IS REALLY BAD. 224 00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:02,722 ONE MORE GAME, AND WE LOSE THE WHOLE CHALLENGE, AGAIN! 225 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,683 WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, PEOPLE. 226 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,269 WE NEED SOMEONE STRONG, SOMEONE MEAN, 227 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,688 SOMEONE WHO'LL CRUSH THOSE STUPID GOPHERS INTO THE DIRT. 228 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,153 UNH-UNH, IF WE WAKE HIM UP, HE'LL KILL US. 229 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,238 HE WON'T KILL US, GUYS. 230 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,615 HE WANTS TO WIN, TOO. 231 00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:20,823 COURTNEY'S RIGHT. 232 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,368 WE NEED DUNCAN'S FIERCENESS TO WIN THIS. 233 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,245 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, HAROLD. 234 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,746 NOW GO WAKE HIM UP. 235 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,499 WHY ME? 236 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,835 BECAUSE OTHER THAN TYLER, YOU'RE THE WORST AT DODGEBALL. 237 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,337 AND IF HE DOES KILL YOU, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE 238 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,879 WE CAN AFFORD TO LOSE. 239 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,132 NO WAY, I'M NOT DOING IT. 240 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,800 WELL, WHO'S GONNA WAKE HIM UP? 241 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,558 WE HAVE TO GO HIGHER. 242 00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:54,941 YOU BETTER HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON 243 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,610 FOR STICKING THIS UP MY NOSE. 244 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:59,779 LOOK. WE ARE DOWN TWO, NOTHING. 245 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,157 I CAN APPRECIATE THAT YOU NEED A LITTLE NAP TIME, 246 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,742 BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP. 247 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,827 OH, AND WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU, DARLING? 248 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,246 BECAUSE I CAN PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOU 249 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,998 THAT IF WE LOSE THIS GAME, 250 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,751 YOU'LL BE THE ONE GOING HOME, DARLING. 251 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,505 (SIGHS) FINE. 252 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:19,049 I'LL PLAY... ON ONE CONDITION. 253 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,177 YOU DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT. 254 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,555 OKAY, HERE'S A STRATEGY I PICKED UP 255 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,056 DURING MY FIRST VISIT TO JUVIE. 256 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,350 IT'S CALLED RUSH THE NEW GUY. 257 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,194 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 258 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,917 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 259 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,337 (CHEERING) 260 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,132 WAY TO GO, GUYS. 261 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,677 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 262 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,403 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 263 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,697 COME ON, A LITTLE EFFORT OUT THERE, PEOPLE. 264 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,663 I THINK THAT WE SHOULD DO THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN. 265 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,373 SO, HAROLD, SIT THIS ONE OUT TO. 266 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,375 BUT I SAT THE LAST ONE OUT. 267 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,876 IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE TEAM. 268 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,215 OKAY, NOT THAT NOAH HERE CARES, 269 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:45,594 BUT WE ARE NOT LOSING ANOTHER GAME TO THESE GUYS, GOT IT? 270 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,304 AND WHERE IS LINDSAY? 271 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,639 OH! 272 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,018 (GASPS) 273 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,019 (LINDSAY LAUGHS) 274 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,522 THIS IS SO AGAINST THE RULES. 275 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,733 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 276 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,901 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHILL OUT? 277 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,195 WHY DON'T YOU DODGE THIS? 278 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,656 OW! 279 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,076 SIT DOWN AND STAY THERE. 280 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,953 OKAY. 281 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,079 HOW ARE WE DOING? 282 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:17,250 SPORTS NOT MY FORTE, REMEMBER? 283 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,336 YOU KNOW YOU COULD ACTUALLY GIVE IT A SHOT 284 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,212 AND PRETEND TO CARE. 285 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,507 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 286 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,428 THIS IS SO UNACCEPTABLE. 287 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,389 WHERE WERE YOU? 288 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,974 NOWHERE. 289 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,018 YOU WERE WITH THAT BLOND GOPHER GIRL, WEREN'T YOU? 290 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,895 NO... 291 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,230 MAYBE...SO? 292 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,524 SO? 293 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,941 SHE COULD'VE BEEN GETTING YOU TO SPILL 294 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,652 ALL OF OUR WEAKNESSES TO HER. 295 00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:50,074 OKAY, THIS IS IT, THE FINAL TIE-BREAKING GAME. 296 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,160 GO TEAM, GO. 297 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:55,955 OKAY, WHO'S GOING IN? 298 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,541 I THINK IT'S MY TURN? 299 00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,335 NO WAY. WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN THIS. 300 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,089 GOPHERS, BASS, 301 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,425 LET'S SEND THIS SAMPLE TO THE LAB 302 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,636 AND SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF. 303 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,096 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 304 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,310 COME ON, PEOPLE. 305 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,020 QUICK FEET, FAST HANDS. 306 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,962 KNOCK 'EM OUT. THROW 'EM OUT. 307 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,255 RAH, RAH. 308 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,298 OW! 309 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,801 YOU'RE RIGHT. SPORTS AREN'T YOUR FORTE. 310 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,697 BACK OF THE COURT, PRINCESS. 311 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,411 THAT'S FOR THE OATMEAL. 312 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:20,832 OH, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WHITE GIRL. 313 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,130 (GASPS) 314 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,484 (ALL CHEER) 315 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,155 SORRY, DUDE, BUT YOU GOTTA GO DOWN. 316 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,698 GOOD NIGHT, HAROLD. 317 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,391 WHOA. 318 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,519 TIME OUT! TIME OUT! 319 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,728 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 320 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,563 MAN, THAT BOY'S GOT DODGE. 321 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,898 WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? 322 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,734 FIGURE SKATING. 323 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,195 HAROLD, THAT WAS AWESOME. 324 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,238 BUT DODGING ISN'T ENOUGH. 325 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,490 COURTNEY: HE'S RIGHT. 326 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,367 TO WIN THIS, YOU EITHER HAVE TO THROW HIM OUT-- 327 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,869 WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN'T DO-- 328 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,995 OR CATCH THE BALL. 329 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,204 CAN YOU DO IT? 330 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,622 DEFINITELY. 331 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,084 AWESOME. NOW GO CATCH THAT BALL. 332 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:56,845 ALL: HAROLD, HAROLD, HAROLD, HAROLD. 333 00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:00,640 COWABUNGA! 334 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,646 (GASPS) 335 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,026 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 336 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,737 THE KILLER BASS WIN! 337 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:17,866 YOU DID IT. 338 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,409 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 339 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:24,081 WHY!? 340 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,499 NICE DODGE, SKATER NERD. 341 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,046 GOPHERS, WHAT HAPPENED? 342 00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:32,714 WHAT CAN I SAY? 343 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:33,965 WEAK EFFORT. 344 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,592 OH, SHUT IT, NOAH. 345 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,178 YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH HER. 346 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:44,101 TOUCHY. 347 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,267 WHAT? 348 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,982 I'LL TELL YOU, THE TEAM SPIRIT HERE IS SEVERELY LACKING LATELY. 349 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,776 I GUESS I'M KIND OF A ROLE MODEL 350 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,819 NOW THAT I WON THE DODGEBALL COMPETITION. 351 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,448 PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY ALL WANT MY AUTOGRAPH 352 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,575 WHEN THE SHOW IS OVER AND STUFF. 353 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:12,211 CAMPERS, YOU'VE ALREADY PLACED YOUR VOTES 354 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,547 AND MADE YOUR DECISION. 355 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:18,969 ONE OF YOU WILL BE GOING HOME AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK... 356 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,511 EVER. 357 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,597 WHEN YOU HEAR ME CALL OUT YOUR NAME, 358 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,933 COME PICK UP A MARSHMALLOW. 359 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:26,267 OWEN, 360 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,438 GWEN, CODY. 361 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,150 TRENT. 362 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,443 HEATHER. 363 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,779 BETH. 364 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,409 JUSTIN. 365 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,577 LESHAWNA. 366 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,080 IZZY. 367 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,712 THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW GOES TO... 368 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,469 LINDSAY. 369 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,804 WOO-HOO! YEAH! 370 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,305 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 371 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,515 WOO-HOO! 372 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,977 ALL RIGHT, SEE IF I CARE. 373 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,062 GOOD LUCK BECAUSE YOU JUST VOTED OUT THE ONLY ONE 374 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,272 WITH ANY BRAINS ON THIS TEAM. 375 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,858 OW! 376 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:19,737 YOU NEED TO LEARN A LITTLE THING CALLED RESPECT, TURKEY. 377 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,906 WHATEVER, I'M OUTTA HERE. 378 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,574 ALL RIGHT, SO IT WASN'T 379 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,953 THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY EVER. 380 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,330 BUT I STILL GET PAID. (LAUGHS) 381 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,874 BONUS!