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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

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22 CAMPERS ARRIVED AND LEARNED
THAT THEY'LL BE SPENDING

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THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS
AT A CRUSTY OLD SUMMER CAMP.

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THE CAMPERS WERE FACED
WITH THEIR FIRST CHALLENGE,

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JUMPING OFF A CLIFF
INTO SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.

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AND WHILE MOST CAMPERS
TOOK THE PLUNGE,

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A FEW WERE FORCED TO WEAR
THE DREADED CHICKEN HAT.

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AT THE CAMPFIRE CEREMONY,

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IT ALL CAME DOWN
TO TWO CAMPERS.

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COURTNEY HAS EXPERIENCE
AS A C.I.T. IN SUMMER CAMP

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BUT REFUSED TO JUMP,

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AND EZEKIEL MANAGED
TO TICK OFF EVERY FEMALE

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CONTESTANT AT THE CAMP
WITH HIS SEXIST COMMENTS

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ABOUT WOMEN.

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IN THE END, THE FIRST CAMPER
VOTED OFF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

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WAS EZEKIEL,

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PROVING THAT HOME SCHOOLING
AND REALITY T.V.

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DON'T REALLY MIX.

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WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF
THIS WEEK IN THE MOST DRAMATIC

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CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET?

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FIND OUT TONIGHT ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

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(AIR HORN BLOWING)

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OW!

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IT'S 7:00 IN THE MORNING.

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DO I LOOK LIKE
A FARMER TO YOU?

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)

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(GROWLING)

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MORNING!

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HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL.

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HI, CHRIS.

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YOU LOOK REALLY BUFF
IN THOSE SHORTS.

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I KNOW.

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OKAY, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY
BECAUSE YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE

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BEGINS IN EXACTLY ONE MINUTE.

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OH, EXCUSE ME.

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I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
ENOUGH TIME TO EAT BREAKFAST.

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OH, YOU'LL GET
BREAKFAST, OWEN,

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RIGHT AFTER YOU COMPLETE

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YOUR 20 KILOMETER RUN
AROUND THE LAKE.

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OH, SO YOU'RE FUNNY NOW.

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YOU KNOW, WHAT I THINK
WOULD BE FUNNY--

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EVA, TRY TO CONTROL
YOUR TEMPER.

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YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS,
AREN'T YOU?

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A LITTLE.

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YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.

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OKAY, THAT GIRL EVA HAS GOT
TO GET A HANDLE ON HER TEMPER.

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SHE'S ONLY BEEN HERE ONE DAY
AND SHE'S ALREADY THROWN HER

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SUITCASE OUT A WINDOW
AND BROKEN THE LOCK

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ON ONE OF THE BATHROOM DOORS.

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OKAY, RUNNERS!

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ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO!

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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER?

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DON'T WALK BESIDE ME.

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DO YOU MIND?

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I DON'T RUN.

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AND I DEFINITELY DON'T RUN
IN HIGH-HEEL WEDGES.

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CAN'T...CATCH...

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BREATH...MUST...

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HAVE...CONDITION.

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YEAH, IT'S CALLED OVEREATING.

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-LOOK INTO IT.
-WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

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YOU SKINNY, ANNOYING...

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OOH,
I'M TOO TIRED FOR INSULTS.

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PICK IT UP, PEOPLE!

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IF YOU'RE NOT BACK
BY DINNERTIME, YOU DON'T EAT!

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UGH. I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

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CLEAR A TABLE, STAT!

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OH, WE MADE IT.

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WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

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WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE.

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I THINK I'M HAVING
HEART PALPITATIONS.

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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

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IF THEY LOST, THAT MEANS
WE WON THE CHALLENGE.

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(CHEERING)

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WHOA, THERE!
HOLD YOUR HORSES, GUYS.

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THAT WASN'T THE CHALLENGE.

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WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?

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WHO'S HUNGRY?

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AFTER A WHOLE WEEK
OF BROWN SLUDGE,

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I ALMOST CRIED
WHEN I SAW THAT BUFFET.

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AND THEN I SAW IT,
THE BUFFET TABLE.

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IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

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THERE WAS TURKEY

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AND NANAIMO BARS

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AND BAKED BEANS
IN MAPLE SYRUP.

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COULD I HAVE A MINUTE?

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(CRYING)

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(ALL GROANING)

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OKAY, CAMPERS!

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TIME FOR PART TWO
OF YOUR CHALLENGE.

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I THOUGHT EATING
WAS THE SECOND PART.

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WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US?

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WEIRD GOTH GIRL IS RIGHT.

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HAVEN'T WE BEEN
THROUGH ENOUGH?

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UM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.

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NO! IT'S TIME
FOR THE AWAKE-A-THON!

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THE WHAT-A-THON?

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DON'T WORRY,
THIS IS AN EASY ONE.

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THE TEAM WITH THE LAST CAMPER
STANDING WINS INVINCIBILITY.

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SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS THE 20K RUN

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AND THE TURKEY-EATING FRENZY

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WERE PART OF YOUR EVIL PLAN
TO MAKE IT HARDER

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FOR US TO STAY AWAKE?

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THAT'S RIGHT, GWEN.

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MAN, HE'S GOOD.

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MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

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SO HOW LONG DO YOU THINK

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IT'LL BE BEFORE
EVERYONE'S OUT COLD?

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ABOUT AN HOUR, GIVE OR TAKE.

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MAYBE LESS.

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(VULTURES SCREAMING)

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CHRIS: WE ARE NOW 12 HOURS
IN WITH ALL 21 CAMPERS

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STILL WIDE AWAKE.

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WOO-HOO!

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STAY AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS?

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I CAN DO THAT IN MY SLEEP.

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WOO-HOO!

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THE AWAKE-A-THON WAS DEFINITELY
THE MOST BRUTAL THING

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I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.

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(YAWNING)

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THIS IS THE MOST BORING THING
I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.

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(YAWNING)

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COULD BE WAY WORSE.

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OH, YEAH? HOW?

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I COULD BE STUCK HERE
WITHOUT YOU TO TALK TO.

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SO, MY STRATEGY IS TO GET
TWO OTHER CAMPERS

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TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH ME
AND TAKE TO THE FINAL THREE.

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THE ONLY QUESTION IS,
WHO CAN I FIND THAT IS EITHER

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DESPERATE OR DUMB ENOUGH
TO DO WHATEVER I SAY?

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GWEN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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TRYING TO GET THE BLOOD
TO RUSH TO MY HEAD.

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I THINK IT'S WORKING.

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CAN I TRY?

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SURE.

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PERFECT. LINDSAY, BETH,
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?

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SURE.

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OKAY, I HAVE A PLAN TO GET ME
AND TWO OTHER PEOPLE

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INTO THE FINAL THREE,
AND I CHOSE YOU GUYS.

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REALLY?

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YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL.

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I AM PLACING MY TRUST IN YOU,
AND TRUST IS A TWO-WAY STREET.

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SO YOU'LL DO
EVERYTHING I SAY, THEN?

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SURE.

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EEE! WE'RE GOING
TO THE FINAL THREE!

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LINDSAY: EEE!

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OH, MY GOSH!

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HEATHER'S TAKING ME
TO THE FINAL THREE!

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I'M GOING TO THE FINAL THREE!
I'M GOING TO THE FINAL THREE!

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I WONDER
WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN?

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SPEAKING OF ALLIANCES,

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YOU KNOW WHO I THINK
IS REALLY CUTE?

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OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.

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YOU CAN'T DATE HIM.

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WHY NOT?

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BECAUSE HE'S ON THE OTHER TEAM.

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UH-HUH...

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YOU CAN'T INTER-TEAM DATE.

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IT'S, LIKE, AGAINST
THE ALLIANCE RULES.

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THERE ARE RULES?

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REMEMBER WHAT I JUST SAID
ABOUT TRUST, LINDSAY?

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OF COURSE, YOU CAN ALWAYS
LEAVE THE ALLIANCE.

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IF YOU DO, THOUGH,

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I CAN'T PROTECT YOU
FROM GETTING KICKED OFF.

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NO, I WANT TO BE
IN THE ALLIANCE.

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GOOD. THEN IT'S SETTLED.

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HEATHER SAID
I COULDN'T DATE HIM.

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SHE NEVER SAID
I COULDN'T LIKE HIM.

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I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

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ISN'T THAT EVA'S MP3 PLAYER?

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YEP.

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WELL, ISN'T SHE GONNA GET,

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LIKE, REALLY MAD
WHEN SHE REALIZES IT'S GONE?

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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M COUNTING ON.

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(ROARING)

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(SCREAMING)

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CHRIS: CONGRATULATIONS,
CAMPERS.

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YOU'VE MADE IT
TO THE 24-HOUR MARK.

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TIME TO TAKE
THINGS UP A NOTCH.

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FAIRY TALES.

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OH, HE'S NOT SERIOUS!

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(GROWLING)

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ONCE UPON A TIME,

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THERE WAS INSIDE
THIS BORING KINGDOM...

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(YAWNING)

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CHRIS: A BORING VILLAGE.

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AND INSIDE THIS BORING,
SLEEPY VILLAGE,

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FILLED WITH VERY
BORING CHILDREN

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WHO DID VERY BORING THINGS...

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(FARTING)

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HUH?

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TIM-BER.

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I FIGURED
THAT IF I KEPT MOVING,

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I COULD OUTLAST ALL OF THEM.

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I JUST HAD TO KEEP
MY EYE ON THE BALL.

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(PANTING)

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WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
OUR STRATEGY.

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HUH?

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HEATHER: BETH?

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00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,890
OKAY, FAVORITE SONG?

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SHE WOULD BE LOVED.

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FAVORITE COLOR?

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MIDNIGHT BLUE.

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OOH, MYSTERIOUS.

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I LIKE THAT.

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DON'T FALL ASLEEP.

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OKAY, QUICK,
FAVORITE MOVIE MOMENT?

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YOU'RE GONNA THINK
IT'S CHEESY.

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I PROMISE I WON'T.

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OKAY, THE KISS AT THE END
OF THAT ROAD-TRIP MOVIE.

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YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH
THE GUY AND THE THREE GIRLS?

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I KNOW THE ONE.

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(CHUCKLING)
YOU LIKE THAT MOVIE?

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DID I MENTION THAT I ATE
THE ENTIRE DISH OF BAKED BEANS

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AND MAPLE SYRUP?

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FUNNY THING ABOUT BAKED BEANS,

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THEY MAKE ME SLEEPWALK.

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(SNORTING)

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OH, COOL.

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THEY EVEN FALL ASLEEP TOGETHER.

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YOU STILL AWAKE?

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YEAH.

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IT'S WEIRD,
BUT I THINK I'M SO TIRED

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I'M NOT TIRED ANYMORE.

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DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

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I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.

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WHERE'S THE LITTLE DIPPER AGAIN?

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SEE THE BIG DIPPER?

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FOLLOW THE HANDLE
TO THAT BRIGHT STAR,

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THE POLE STAR,
AND IT'S RIGHT THERE.

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AAH, COOL.

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(WATER SPLASHING)

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GWEN: LOOK AT HIM.

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HE'S LIKE A STATUE.

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HE HASN'T MOVED
IN OVER 50 HOURS.

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HELLO!

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YIP, YIP, YIP, YIP!

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00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,222
AMAZING!

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00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,099
LOOK AT THE CONCENTRATION.

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(GASPING)

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HIS EYELIDS ARE PAINTED.

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I SAW IT!

242
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,317
SHUT UP.

243
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,736
OH, I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.

244
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,242
THAT IS SO FREAKING COOL!

245
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,702
BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT, DUDE.

246
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,939
(SIGHING)

247
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,108
OH, GROSS, IT WORKS!

248
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,610
DUDE PEED HIS PANTS!

249
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,529
(GASPING)

250
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,620
(SCREAMING)

251
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:21,797
I'D KILL FOR A COFFEE RIGHT NOW.

252
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:23,965
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU PEOPLE?

253
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,595
COME ON, FALL ASLEEP ALREADY.

254
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,388
YOU GOT TO HOOK ME UP, MAN.

255
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,723
I'LL EVEN EAT THE GRINDS.

256
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:32,850
ANYTHING.

257
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,934
ALL RIGHT,
YOU FIVE STAY WITH ME.

258
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,937
THE REST OF YOU GO AND GET
A SHOWER, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

259
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,063
YOU STINK!

260
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,862
I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO COME TO THIS.

261
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,446
I SAID THAT TO
CHEF HATCHET LAST NIGHT.

262
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,783
I SAID, "CHEF, I DON'T
WANT IT TO COME TO THIS."

263
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,369
BUT DARN IT, THESE CAMPERS
ARE TOUGH.

264
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,580
AND SO I'VE COME UP
WITH THE MOST BORING,

265
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,082
SLEEP-INDUCING ACTIVITY
I CAN FIND.

266
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:00,752
OH, COME ON.

267
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,879
WHAT NOW?

268
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,254
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

269
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,339
BRING IT ON.

270
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:10,220
THE HISTORY OF CANADA.
A POP-UP BOOK.

271
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,805
CHAPTER ONE.

272
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:17,352
THE BEAVER, NATIONAL SYMBOL
AND A "DAM" FINE HAT.

273
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,729
(GROANING)

274
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:19,771
STINK!

275
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,076
WHICH, OF COURSE,
WAS THE PRECURSOR

276
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:37,121
FOR THE DISCUSSIONS LEADING
TO THE WAR OF 1812.

277
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,332
TRENT.

278
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,918
(SLOW MOTION SCREAM) NO-O-O-!

279
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,545
DON'T LEAVE ME.

280
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,839
TIME FOR A BATHROOM BREAK.

281
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,090
ANY TAKERS?

282
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,008
I'VE HELD IT THIS LONG,
SWEETHEART.

283
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,677
I CAN GO ALL DAY.

284
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,889
YEAH, BUT CAN YOU HOLD IT
FOR ANOTHER 10 CHAPTERS?

285
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,057
YOU'VE GOT 5 MINUTES,

286
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,142
LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND
A LITTLE COMPANY.

287
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,019
FINE, BUT STAY OUT
OF THE STALL.

288
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,731
(SIGHING)

289
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,736
CHRIS: DUNCAN,
YOU IN THERE, MAN?

290
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,238
(FLIES BUZZING)

291
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,120
AND WE HAVE NEWS.

292
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,499
IT LOOKS LIKE DUNCAN'S
TAKEN A DIVE ON THE CAN,

293
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,711
WHICH MEANS THE OFFICIAL
WINNER OF THE AWAKE-A-THON

294
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,130
IS...

295
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,466
GWEN!

296
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,843
THE SCREAMING GOPHERS WIN!

297
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,931
(EVA SCREAMING)

298
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:38,140
EVA: WHERE IS MY MP3 PLAYER?

299
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,394
ONE OF YOU MUST
HAVE STOLEN IT!

300
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,313
I NEED MY MUSIC!

301
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:48,777
NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE
UNTIL I GET MY MP3 PLAYER BACK.

302
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,073
OKAY, WHOEVER TOOK IT
BETTER GIVE IT UP NOW

303
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,117
BEFORE SHE DESTROYS
THE WHOLE CAMP.

304
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,953
HEY, GUYS.

305
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:01,122
WOW, THIS PLACE
IS A REAL MESS.

306
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,959
SOMEONE STOLE
EVA'S MP3 PLAYER.

307
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,795
YOU DON'T MEAN THIS, DO YOU?

308
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,756
I WAS WONDERING
WHO IT BELONGED TO.

309
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,675
I FOUND IT BY THE CAMPFIRE PIT.

310
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,551
YOU MUST HAVE DROPPED IT.

311
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,261
OH, THANK YOU.

312
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,430
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

313
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:18,849
SURE THING.

314
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,644
TURN A TEAM AGAINST
THEIR OWN MEMBERS?

315
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,145
EASIEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.

316
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:32,153
SO, SORRY ABOUT THAT
LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

317
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,780
GUESS NO ONE
STOLE IT AFTER ALL.

318
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,410
OKAY, MAYBE
I OVERREACTED A LITTLE.

319
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,662
(CHUCKLING)

320
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,842
YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES
AND MADE YOUR DECISION.

321
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,511
THERE ARE ONLY NINE
MARSHMALLOWS ON THIS PLATE.

322
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,055
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,

323
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,807
COME UP AND CLAIM
YOUR MARSHMALLOW.

324
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,727
THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT
RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW

325
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,730
MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN
TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,

326
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,691
CATCH THE BOAT
OF LOSERS, AND LEAVE.

327
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:13,277
AND YOU CAN NEVER
COME BACK, EVER.

328
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,655
THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW
GOES TO DUNCAN.

329
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,952
BRIDGETTE.

330
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,079
COURTNEY.

331
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,291
KATIE AND SADIE.

332
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,377
BOTH: YAY!

333
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,837
TYLER.

334
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,091
DJ.

335
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,843
GEOFF.

336
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,098
CAMPERS,

337
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,558
THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW
OF THE EVENING.

338
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,325
HAROLD.

339
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,706
EVA,

340
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,250
THE DOCK OF SHAME AWAITS.

341
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:14,756
NICE. REALLY NICE.

342
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:18,635
WHO NEEDS THIS STUPID
T.V. SHOW, ANYWAY?

343
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,973
OW!

344
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,391
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S
SLEEP TONIGHT.

345
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,851
YOU'RE ALL SAFE.

346
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,227
SEE? I TOLD YOU.

347
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,688
YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE
A TOTAL RAGING PSYCHOPATH

348
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,649
AND THEN EXPECT PEOPLE
TO JUST FORGIVE YOU,

349
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,443
NO MATTER HOW TOUGH
AND STRONG AND FAST YOU ARE.

350
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,112
SHE'S NEVER GONNA HAVE A CAREER

351
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,363
IF SHE DOESN'T GET HER
ACT TOGETHER.

352
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,617
SO, EVA WAS ONE OF THEIR
STRONGEST PLAYERS,

353
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,577
AND NOW SHE'S GONE.

354
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,454
I AM SO RUNNING THIS GAME.

355
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,166
COURTNEY: BUH-BYE, EVA.

356
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,545
TOUCHY!

357
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,971
I GUESS MY TEMPER GOT
THE BETTER OF ME. AGAIN.

358
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,598
BUT WHATEVER, THEY JUST LOST
THEIR FIERCEST COMPETITOR.

359
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,142
I HOPE THEY REALIZE THAT.

360
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,770
TO THE KILLER BASS

361
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,314
AND TO NOT ENDING UP
HERE AGAIN NEXT WEEK.

362
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,026
(SNORING)

363
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,616
(SNIFFING)