1 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:04,129 LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,174 22 CAMPERS HAVE SIGNED UP TO SPEND EIGHT WEEKS 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,301 RIGHT HERE AT THIS CRUMMY OLD SUMMER CAMP, 4 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:13,097 THEN HAVE TO FACE THE JUDGMENT OF THEIR FELLOW CAMPERS. 5 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,391 IT'S OUR FIRST CHALLENGE. HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 6 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:18,477 GWEN: I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS. 7 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:27,653 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 8 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,322 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 9 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,992 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,787 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 11 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:41,124 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 12 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:44,211 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 13 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,756 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 14 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:49,341 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 15 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,677 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 16 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:58,017 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 17 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:03,147 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ 18 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:09,111 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 19 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:15,117 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 20 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:19,079 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:22,959 CHRIS: OKAY. 22 00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:25,419 TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS THREE-FOLD. 23 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:28,088 YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO JUMP OFF THIS 24 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:31,509 1,000-FOOT-HIGH CLIFF INTO THE LAKE. 25 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,135 PIECE OF CAKE. 26 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:36,347 CHRIS: IF YOU LOOK DOWN, YOU WILL SEE TWO TARGET AREAS. 27 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:39,558 THE WIDER AREA REPRESENTS THE PART OF THE LAKE 28 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,060 THAT WE HAVE STOCKED WITH 29 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:45,272 PSYCHOTIC... MAN-EATING SHARKS. 30 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,026 INSIDE THAT AREA IS A SAFE ZONE. 31 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:50,319 THAT'S YOUR TARGET AREA, 32 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:53,364 WHICH, WE'RE PRETTY SURE IS SHARK FREE. 33 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,115 EXCUSE ME. 34 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,201 FOR EACH MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM THAT JUMPS 35 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,495 AND ACTUALLY SURVIVES, 36 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:02,206 THERE WILL BE A CRATE OF SUPPLIES WAITING BELOW. 37 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:05,250 INSIDE EACH CRATE ARE SUPPLIES THAT YOU'LL NEED 38 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,503 FOR THE SECOND PART OF THE CHALLENGE... 39 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:10,006 BUILDING A HOT TUB. 40 00:02:10,048 --> 00:02:13,425 THE TEAM WITH THE BEST ONE GETS TO HAVE A WICKED 41 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,302 HOT-TUB PARTY TONIGHT. 42 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:19,431 THE LOSERS WILL BE SENDING SOMEONE HOME. 43 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:23,102 LET'S SEE, KILLER BASS, YOU'RE UP FIRST. 44 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,979 OH, WOW. 45 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:27,106 SO, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? 46 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,403 HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT, GUYS. 47 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,571 I HEARD THAT THESE SHOWS 48 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,197 ALWAYS MAKE THE INTERNS DO THE STUNT FIRST 49 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,825 TO MAKE SURE IT'S SURVIVABLE. 50 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,618 WE NEED TO TEST THE STUNTS FIRST. 51 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,995 YOU KNOW THAT. 52 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:43,122 DO I LOOK LIKE AN INTERN? 53 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:47,001 NO, BUT THE ONES WE HAD ARE ALL IN THE HOSPITAL. 54 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,587 C'MON, JUST JUMP IT, YOU BIG CHICKEN. 55 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,047 (CACKLES LIKE A CHICKEN) 56 00:02:51,089 --> 00:02:53,465 I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS, MAN. 57 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,094 (SCREAMING) 58 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,018 HEY, I MADE IT. 59 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,811 I MADE IT, MAN, UH. 60 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,189 SOMETHING JUST BRUSHED UP BY MY FOOT. 61 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,151 HEY, CHRIS, MAN, SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT DOWN HERE. 62 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,531 (SCREAMING) 63 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,909 WELL, THAT SEEMS SAFE ENOUGH. 64 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,827 SO, WHO'S UP? 65 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,579 LADIES FIRST. 66 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,623 FINE, I'LL GO. 67 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,708 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, 68 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,544 JUST AN INSANE CLIFF DIVE INTO A CIRCLE OF ANGRY SHARKS. 69 00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:41,221 SHE DID IT. YEAH! YEAH! I'M NEXT. 70 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,059 COWABUNGA! 71 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:48,437 OH! 72 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:49,438 OH! 73 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,315 OH, AH. 74 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,113 WHOO! HOO, HOO, HOO! 75 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,032 LOOK OUT BELOW! 76 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,538 UNH-UNH. NO WAY, MAN. 77 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,248 I'M NOT JUMPING. 78 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,960 -SCARED OF HEIGHTS? -YEAH, EVER SINCE I WAS A KID. 79 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:12,837 THAT'S OKAY, BIG GUY. 80 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:16,090 UNFORTUNATELY, THAT ALSO MAKES YOU A CHICKEN. 81 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:18,843 SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WEAR THIS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. 82 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,427 AW, MAN. FOR REAL? 83 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,013 BAWK BAWK BAWK! 84 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,848 THAT MEANS THE CHICKEN PATH DOWN 85 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,349 IS THAT-A-WAY. 86 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,892 NEXT. 87 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,231 YEE-HAW! 88 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:37,653 (ALL CHEER) 89 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:38,988 YES. 90 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,326 (SCREAMS) 91 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,455 AHH! 92 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,875 OH, HATE TO SEE THAT HAPPEN. 93 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,460 EXCUSE ME, CHRIS. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. 94 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,837 WHAT CONDITION? 95 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:57,464 A CONDITION THAT PREVENTS ME FROM JUMPING OFF CLIFFS. 96 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,424 YOU CAN CHICKEN OUT IF YOU WANT, 97 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:03,345 BUT IT MIGHT END UP COSTING YOUR TEAM THE WIN. 98 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,555 AND THEN THEY'LL HATE YOU. 99 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:05,973 IT'S A CALCULATED RISK. 100 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,266 I'VE SEEN THE OTHER TEAM, 101 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,227 AND I DON'T THINK NINE OF THEM WILL JUMP. 102 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:12,479 ALL RIGHT, HERE IS YOUR CHICKEN HAT. 103 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,857 SO LET'S TALLY UP THE RESULTS. 104 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:16,108 HOLD ON. 105 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,819 THAT'S EIGHT JUMPERS AND TWO CHICKENS. 106 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:19,862 WE'RE MISSING ONE. 107 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:22,240 I'M NOT JUMPING WITHOUT KATIE! 108 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,366 WE HAVE TO BE ON THE SAME TEAM, CHRIS. 109 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,409 BOTH: PLEASE! 110 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,913 BOTH: PLEASE! CAN WE? CAN WE, CHRIS? 111 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,581 BOTH: CAN WE? CAN WE? 112 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,874 I'LL SWITCH PLACES WITH HER. 113 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:34,585 ALL RIGHT, FINE, 114 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,545 YOU'RE BOTH ON THE KILLER BASS NOW. 115 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,756 IZZY, YOU'RE ON THE SCREAMING GOPHERS. 116 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,758 BOTH: YES! 117 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,302 THAT MEANS YOU'RE UP, GIRLS. 118 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,638 BOTH: WE'RE COMING, KILLER BASS! 119 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,224 (SCREAMING) 120 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,853 OKAY, SO THAT'S NINE JUMPERS AND TWO CHICKENS. 121 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:55,438 SCREAMING GOPHERS, IF YOU CAN BEAT THAT 122 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,358 WE'LL THROW IN A PULL CART TO PUT YOU CRATES ON. 123 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,401 NICE. 124 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,237 OKAY, GUYS WHO'S UP FIRST? 125 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,407 I'M SORRY, THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING THIS. 126 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:06,909 WHY NOT? 127 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:09,912 UH, HELLO, NATIONAL TV., I'LL GET MY HAIR WET. 128 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:11,330 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 129 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,332 IF SHE'S NOT DOING IT, I'M NOT DOING IT. 130 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,127 OH YOU'RE DOING IT. 131 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,211 SAYS, WHO? 132 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:18,796 SAYS ME. 133 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,257 I'M NOT LOSING THIS CHALLENGE 'CAUSE YOU GOT YOUR HAIR DAY, 134 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:22,925 YOU SPOILED LITTLE DADDY'S GIRL. 135 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:24,802 BACK OFF, GHETTO-GLAMOUR, 136 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,512 TOO-TIGHT-PANTS-WEARING, RAP-STAR WANNABE. 137 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,640 MALL-SHOPPING, PONYTAIL-WEARING, 138 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,016 TEEN-GIRL-READING, 139 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:34,019 PEEKING IN HIGH SCHOOL PROM QUEEN! 140 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,314 WELL, AT LEAST I'M POPULAR. 141 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,901 YOU'RE JUMPING! 142 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,111 MAKE ME! 143 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,324 (SCREAMING) 144 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:55,666 LESHAWNA, YOU ARE SO DEAD. 145 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:59,044 HEY, I THREW YOU INTO THE SAFE ZONE, DIDN'T I? 146 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,588 NOW I JUST HOPE I CAN HIT IT, TOO. 147 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,300 (SCREAMING) 148 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:10,014 I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A TALENT CONTEST. 149 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,808 (LAUGHS) YEAH. (LAUGHS) NO. 150 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,227 (SCREAMS) 151 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:20,024 (SCREAMS) 152 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:23,568 (SCREAMS) 153 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,655 (LAUGHING ECSTATICALLY) 154 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,536 -LOOK OUT! -PADDLE! 155 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:51,055 I--I CAN'T DO IT. 156 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,057 I'M TOO SCARED. 157 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,683 I'M SORRY. 158 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:58,603 (BOTH CACKLE LIKE CHICKENS) 159 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,815 THAT IS, LIKE, SO LAME, RIGHT? 160 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:04,360 FULLY LAME. 161 00:08:04,402 --> 00:08:05,819 LET'S DO THIS. 162 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,449 YEAH! 163 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,453 WHOO! 164 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,706 OKAY, CAMPERS, THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT. 165 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:20,667 YOU GUYS NEED THIS JUMP FOR THE WIN. 166 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,378 NO PRESSURE, DUDE. 167 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,130 OKAY, THERE'S PRESSURE. 168 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,840 YOU'RE GOING TO WIN. GO, OWEN. 169 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:29,551 DO IT, OWEN, JUST, JUMP, JUST DO IT, OWEN, DO IT. 170 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,475 OH, I WAS PRETTY DARN NERVOUS. 171 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:41,897 SEE, THE THING IS, I'M NOT THAT STRONG A SWIMMER. 172 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:44,108 I'M LOOKING AT THIS GUY AND THINKING, 173 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,944 "THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA MAKE IT." 174 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,696 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT, "IF HE JUMPS THIS... 175 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,365 HE'S GONNA DIE." 176 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:54,243 TAKE A GOOD RUN AT IT, BUDDY. YOU CAN DO THIS. 177 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,371 I'M GOING TO DIE NOW. 178 00:08:57,413 --> 00:09:00,374 I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE NOW. 179 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,966 COME ON, BIG GUY. 180 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,430 YEAH! 181 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:22,354 OH, CRAP. (SCREAMS) 182 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:39,163 YES! YEAH! OH, YEAH! WHO'S THE MAN? 183 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,914 WOO-HOO-HOO! 184 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,207 YES. 185 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:47,045 THE WINNERS, THE SCREAMING GOPHERS! 186 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,631 TRENT: THAT WAS AWESOME, DUDE. 187 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,008 WHAT'S WRONG? 188 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,345 I THINK I LOST MY BATHING SUIT. 189 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,013 (CHATTERING) 190 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,722 OH, NOW I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. 191 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,436 ♪ 49 BOTTLES OF POP ON THE WALL ♪ 192 00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:04,522 ♪ 49 BOTTLES OF POP ♪ 193 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,606 ♪ IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪ 194 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,900 ♪ 48 BOTTLES OF POP ON THE WALL ♪ 195 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,824 OW! 196 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,284 I THINK I JUST GOT A SPLINTER. 197 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,205 SHUT UP AND PICK UP YOUR CRATE... 198 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,916 CHICKEN. 199 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,794 HEY I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH C.I.T. CAMPING EXPERIENCE HERE, 200 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,296 YOU NEED ME. 201 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,716 ♪ 32 BOTTLES OF POP ON THE WALL ♪ 202 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,635 ♪ 32 BOTTLES OF POP ♪ 203 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,305 ♪ IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪ 204 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:43,227 UGH, I'VE GOTTA TAKE A WIZ. 205 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,896 HURRY UP. WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND. 206 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,856 OOH, I HAVE TO GO, TOO. 207 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,317 YOU DO? OH, MY GOSH, ME, TOO. 208 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,283 OW. 209 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,369 I THINK SOMETHING JUST BIT ME. 210 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:03,038 ♪ SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪ 211 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,457 ♪ 28 BOTTLES OF POP ON THE WALL ♪ 212 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,085 HEY, LOOK, THERE IS THE CAMP GROUND. 213 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,878 THAT WAS PRETTY EASY. 214 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,589 I'M PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. 215 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,425 ALL BETTER? 216 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,467 YEP. 217 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,635 CAN WE GO NOW? 218 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,387 I THINK MY EYE IS SWELLING UP. 219 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,849 EW, SOMETHING'S ITCHING ME. 220 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,476 ARE YOU ITCHY, TOO? 221 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,479 TOTALLY ITCHY. REALLY BAD. 222 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,940 REMEMBER, YOU GUYS CAN ONLY USE YOUR TEETH 223 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,358 TO OPEN THE CRATES. 224 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,026 I CAME UP WITH THAT ONE. 225 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,362 (GROWLING) 226 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,241 HEY, I THINK I GOT IT OPEN. 227 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,996 OW, OW, ROPE BURN ON MY TONGUE. 228 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,832 OOH, IT'S REALLY ITCHING NOW. 229 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,876 MINE FELLS LIKE IT'S BURNING. 230 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,714 OKAY, I HAVE TO SCRATCH. 231 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,092 YOU GUYS ARE WAY BEHIND THE OTHER TEAM. 232 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,553 LIKE, WAY BEHIND. 233 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,138 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 234 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,389 COURTNEY: THEIR BUTTS ARE ITCHY. 235 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,393 OH, MY BOXERS, THAT'S BAD. 236 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,105 DID YOU GUYS SQUAT DOWN WHEN YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? 237 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,440 YEAH. 238 00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,817 DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE WHAT KIND OF PLANTS 239 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,943 YOU WERE SQUATTING OVER? 240 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,403 THEY WERE KIND OF OVAL SHAPED 241 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,572 AND GREEN AND ALL OVER THE PLACE. 242 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,533 WERE THEY LOW TO THE GROUND, ABOUT THIS BIG? 243 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,329 YOU GUYS SQUATTED ON POISON IVY. 244 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,790 -WHAT DO WE DO? -OH, NO. 245 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:33,128 NO WAY. THAT'S AWESOME. 246 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,921 BOTH: SOMEBODY, HELP US. 247 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,512 HEY, CHECK IT OUT, I GOT WOOD. 248 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,639 I'VE GOT SOME TOOLS HERE 249 00:12:43,681 --> 00:12:45,516 AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE A POOL LINER. 250 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,394 I JUST WANTED TO SAY, 251 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,355 I DIDN'T MEAN BAD ABOUT YOU BEING A GHETTO, 252 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,982 RAP-STAR WANNABE, AND I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS. 253 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,150 THEY'RE SO PRETTY. 254 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,818 STRAIGHT UP? 255 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:00,322 WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT PUSHING YOU OVER THE CLIFF AND ALL. 256 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,700 NO WORRIES. I NEEDED A PUSH. 257 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:03,742 TRUCE? 258 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,285 YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT IT. 259 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,000 DID YOU MEAN ALL THAT STUFF YOU SAID TO LEFONDA BACK THERE? 260 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,961 LESHAWNA. HAH, NO. 261 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,130 SHE'S GOING DOWN. 262 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,924 AND P.S. THOSE ARE THE UGLIEST EARRINGS 263 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,719 I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE. 264 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,844 OH. 265 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:28,266 SO IF YOU HATE HER WHY WERE YOU BEING NICE TO HER. 266 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,644 YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THESE SHOWS BEFORE? 267 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:34,147 KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. 268 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,316 OH. 269 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:38,943 I'M YOUR FRIEND, RIGHT? 270 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,071 OH, YEAH, FOR NOW. 271 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,034 FINALLY. 272 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,161 HEY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 273 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,121 HEY, AREN'T YOU MISSING A COUPLE OF WHITE GIRLS? 274 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,335 (SIGHING) 275 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,004 OOPS. 276 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,881 THEY'RE GETTING A DRINK. 277 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:03,009 YEAH, IF THEY DRINK WITH THEIR BUTTS. 278 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,886 HA HA, THAT'S FUNNY. 279 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,142 OOH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE, GIRL? 280 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,186 NOTHING, JUST AN ALLERGY. 281 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,272 THINK IT'S GETTING WORSE. 282 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,314 SHUT UP. 283 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,817 WE DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT. 284 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,778 OKAY, DUDES, 285 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,863 IT'S NOT TOO LATE. WE CAN DO THIS. 286 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:27,785 EW. 287 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,869 WHAT? 288 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,913 THAT'S REALLY GROSS. 289 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,124 OKAY LOOK, GUYS, 290 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,417 WE HAVE A HOT TUB TO COMPLETE, 291 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,210 AND WE NEED A PROJECT MANAGER, 292 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,421 SINCE I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN A C.I.T. BEFORE, 293 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:41,047 I'M ELECTING MYSELF. 294 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,299 ANY OBJECTIONS? 295 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,259 WHERE DO WE BEGIN, CYCLOPS? 296 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,344 OPEN THE CRATES. 297 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,847 BRIDGETTE, GO FIND THOSE ITCHY GIRLS. 298 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,348 WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET. 299 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,009 (BUBBLING) 300 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,015 THIS IS AN AWESOME HOT TUB. 301 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,394 -OH, YEAH. -NICE. 302 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,690 (ALL GASP) 303 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,618 WELL, I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER HERE... 304 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,706 THE SCREAMING GOPHERS. 305 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,124 (ALL CHEER) 306 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,379 GOPHERS, YOU'RE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION 307 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,423 AND YOU GET TO ROCK THIS AWESOME HOT TUB 308 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,426 FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER. BONUS! 309 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,262 (CHEERING) 310 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,348 KILLER BASS, WHAT CAN I SAY? 311 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,475 SUCKS TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW. 312 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,061 I'LL SEE YOUR SORRY BUTTS AT THE BONFIRE TONIGHT. 313 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,521 WE WON! 314 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:22,190 WE ALL GET TO STAY HERE FOR ANOTHER THREE DAYS! 315 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,442 ALL: OH, YEAH. WOO-HOO-HOO. 316 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,194 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! 317 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,321 HA HA HA. YES! 318 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,407 WE GET TO STAY. 319 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,077 WE GET TO STAY, WE ARE SO AWESOME. 320 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,037 WE WON THE CONTEST. 321 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,585 SO--UH--WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 322 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,754 WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHO WE'RE GONNA VOTE OFF. 323 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,839 WELL, I THINK IT SHOULD BE PRINCESS 324 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,674 OR THE BRICK HOUSE HERE. 325 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,092 WHAT? WHY? 326 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,011 BECAUSE, UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN, 327 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,681 YOU TWO ARE THE ONLY ONES HERE WEARING CHICKEN HATS 328 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,892 AND IF WE EVER HAVE TO LIFT A TRUCK, 329 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,810 I LIKE OUR ODDS WITH THE BIG GUY. 330 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,271 YOU GUYS NEED ME. I'M THE ONLY ONE-- 331 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,733 WE KNOW, WHO USED TO BE A REAL C.I.T. 332 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:05,984 SO WHO WOULD YOU PICK? 333 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,530 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 334 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,907 NO! 335 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,536 I MEAN NO SALT, 336 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,957 THERE'S NO SALT ON THE TABLE, BUMMER. 337 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,001 HEY, HEY, AT LEAST HE JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF, CHICKEN WING. 338 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,252 SHUT UP. 339 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,588 OKAY, LET'S JUST CHILL OUT. 340 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,840 THIS IS GETTING WAY TO HEAVY. 341 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,259 I'VE HAD ENOUGH PRISON FOOD FOR ONE DAY. 342 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,803 I'M GONNA GO HAVE A NAP. 343 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,346 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 344 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,265 WE HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO'S GOING YET. 345 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,935 WELL, I JUST DON'T GET WHY WE LOST, EH? 346 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:42,020 THEY'RE THE ONES THAT HAVE SIX GIRLS. 347 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,187 (BOTH GASP) 348 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,106 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 349 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,859 YEAH, HOME SCHOOL, ENLIGHTEN US. 350 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,611 WELL, GUYS ARE MUCH STRONGER 351 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,780 AND BETTER AT SPORTS THAN GIRLS ARE. 352 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,660 OH SNAP, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. 353 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,663 MY DAD TOLD ME TO LOOK OUT FOR THE GIRLS HERE, EH? 354 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,957 AND HELP THEM IN CASE THEY CAN'T KEEP UP. 355 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,794 STILL THINK WE NEED YOUR HELP KEEPING UP? 356 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,212 UH, NOT REALLY. 357 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,466 OKAY, GUYS, LET'S GIVE HIM A BREAK. 358 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,301 I MEANT, AT LEAST HE DOESN'T THINK THAT 359 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,053 GUYS ARE SMARTER THAN GIRLS. 360 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,554 BUT THEY ARE. 361 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,980 DUDE, YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE REAL WORLD. 362 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:29,150 KILLER BASS, AT CAMP MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT 363 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,779 A TASTY TREAT THAT YOU ENJOY ROASTING BY THE FIRE. 364 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:36,700 AT THIS CAMP MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT LIFE. 365 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:44,165 YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES AND MADE YOUR DECISION. 366 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:47,209 THERE ARE ONLY TEN MARSHMALLOWS ON THIS PLATE. 367 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,962 WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME 368 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,882 COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR MARSHMALLOW. 369 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,759 THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT 370 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,929 MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME 371 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,557 TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS. 372 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:04,226 THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST 373 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,898 AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK... EVER. 374 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:11,735 THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO... GEOFF. 375 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,490 TYLER. 376 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:20,702 WOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH! PLACE AT THE TABLE. 377 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,497 KATIE. 378 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,876 BRIDGETTE. 379 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,502 D.J. 380 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,171 HAROLD. 381 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,590 YES! 382 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,844 -SADIE. -OH, YAY. THANK YOU. 383 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,512 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 384 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,890 DUNCAN. 385 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:50,899 CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE EVENING. 386 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,685 COURTNEY. 387 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,771 (SIGHS) 388 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,026 CAN'T SAY I'M SHOCKED. 389 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,070 I SAW YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE, DUDE. 390 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,613 NOT COOL. 391 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,033 DOCK OF SHAME IS THAT WAY, BRO. 392 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,709 THE REST OF YOU, ENJOY YOUR MARSHMALLOWS. 393 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,879 YOU'RE ALL SAFE FOR TONIGHT. 394 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,136 YEP, THIS CAMP PRETTY MUCH STILL SUCKS. 395 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,720 BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE 396 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,765 I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL ACTUALLY TRY TO WIN. 397 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,725 TO THE SCREAMING GOPHERS. 398 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,602 ALL: TO THE SCREAMING GOPHERS. 399 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:11,229 WOO-HOO. 400 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,397 GO GOPHERS, GO GOPHERS. 401 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,441 ALL: GO GOPHERS, GO GOPHERS. 402 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,110 GO GOPHERS, GO GOPHERS, 403 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,112 GO, GO, GO GOPHERS. 404 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,864 ARE YOU RECORDING THIS? 405 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,199 GOOD. 406 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,659 THEY CAN ENJOY THEIR LITTLE PARTY ALL THEY WANT, 407 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,619 BUT I AM GONNA WIN THIS COMPETITION 408 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,330 AND NO ONE IS GONNA STOP ME.