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YO!

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WE'RE COMING AT YOU LIVE
FROM CAMP WAWANAKWA,

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SOMEWHERE IN MUSKOKA, ONTARIO.

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I'M YOUR HOST, CHRIS MCLEAN.

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DROPPING SEASON ONE OF THE
HOTTEST NEW REALITY SHOW

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ON TELEVISION, RIGHT NOW!

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HERE'S THE DEAL, 22 CAMPERS
HAVE SIGNED UP TO SPEND

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EIGHT WEEKS RIGHT HERE AT THIS
CRUMMY OLD SUMMER CAMP.

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THEY'LL COMPETE IN CHALLENGES
AGAINST EACH OTHER.

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THEN HAVE TO FACE THE JUDGMENT
OF THEIR FELLOW CAMPERS.

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EVERY THREE DAYS, ONE TEAM
WILL EITHER WIN A REWARD,

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OR WATCH ONE OF THEIR
TEAM MEMBER'S WALK DOWN

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THE DOCK OF SHAME.

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TAKE A RIDE ON THE LOSER BOAT
AND LEAVE TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

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FOR GOOD.

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THEIR FATE WILL BE DECIDED HERE,

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AT THE DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE
CEREMONIES WHERE EACH WEEK,

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ALL BUT ONE CAMPER
WILL RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW.

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IN THE END, ONLY ONE WILL BE
LEFT STANDING

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AND WILL BE REWARDED
WITH CHEESY TABLOID FAME

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AND A SMALL FORTUNE,

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WHICH LET'S FACE IT,
THEY'LL PROBABLY BLOW IN A WEEK.

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TO SURVIVE,
THEY'LL HAVE TO BATTLE.

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BLACK FLIES.

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-GRIZZLY BEARS.
-(GRIZZLY BEAR ROARS)

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DISGUSTING CAMP FOOD!

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HEY NOW.

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AND EACH OTHER.

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EVERY MOMENT WILL BE CAUGHT ON
ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF CAMERAS

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SITUATED ALL OVER THE CAMP.

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WHO WILL CRUMBLE
UNDER THE PRESSURE?

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FIND OUT HERE RIGHT NOW ON...

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TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

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WELCOME BACK TO
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

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ALL RIGHT, ITS TIME TO MEET
OUR FIRST 11 CAMPERS.

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WE TOLD THEM THEY'D ALL BE
STAYING AT A FIVE STAR RESORT,

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SO IF THEY SEEM A LITTLE T.O.ed,
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY.

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BETH, WHAT'S UP?

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IT'S SO INCREDULOUS
TO MEET YOU.

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WOW, YOU'RE MUCH
SHORTER IN REAL LIFE.

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UH, THANKS.

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D.J.

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YO, CHRIS MCLEAN.
HOW'S IT GOING?

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HEY, YOU SURE YOU GOT
THE RIGHT PLACE HERE?

45
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WHERE'S THE HOT TUB AT?

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YO, DAWG, THIS IS IT.

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CAMP WAWANAKWA.

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HUMPH. LOOKED A LOT DIFFERENT
ON THE APPLICATION FORM.

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CHRIS: HEY, GWEN.

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YOU MEAN WE'RE STAYING HERE?

51
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NO, YOU'RE STAYING HERE.

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MY CRIB IS AN
AIRSTREAM WITH A.C.

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THAT-A-WAY.

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I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.

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ACTUALLY, YOU DID.

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THE GREAT THING
ABOUT LAWYERS IS...

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THEY MAKE LOTS OF COPIES.

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I AM NOT STAYING HERE.

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COOL.

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I HOPE YOU CAN SWIM THOUGH,
BECAUSE YOUR RIDE JUST LEFT.

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(HORN HONKING)

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JERK!

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GEOFF: CHRIS MCLEAN!

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SUP, MAN?

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IT'S AN HONOR
TO MEET YOU, MAN!

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THE GEOFF-STER.

67
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WELCOME TO THE ISLAND, MAN!

68
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THANKS, MAN.

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IF THEY SAY "MAN"
ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA PUKE.

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EVERYBODY, THIS IS LINDSAY.

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NOT TOO SHABBY.

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LINDSAY: HI!

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OKAY, YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR!

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I'M CHRIS MCLEAN.

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THE HOST OF THE SHOW.

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OH, THAT'S WHERE
I KNOW YOU FROM.

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UH, YEAH.

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HEATHER.

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HI!

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LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE YOUR NEW FRIENDS

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FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS.

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DUNCAN, DUDE.

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I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.

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YEAH, YOUR PAROLE OFFICER
WARNED ME ABOUT THAT, MAN.

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HE ALSO TOLD ME TO GIVE HIM
A HOLLER ANY TIME

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AND HAVE YOU RETURNED TO JUVIE.

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OKAY, THEN.

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MEET YOU BY THE CAMPFIRE,
GORGEOUS.

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DROP DEAD, YOU SKEEZ.

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I'M CALLING MY PARENTS.

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YOU CANNOT MAKE ME STAY HERE.

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(HORN HONKING)

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CHRIS:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, TYLER!

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(ALL GASP)

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UGH, MY SHOES!

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WICKED WIPEOUT, MAN!

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(CHUCKLING)

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(SIGHS)

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WELCOME TO CAMP, HAROLD.

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WHAT'S HE LOOKING AT?

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SO YOU MEAN THIS SHOW IS
AT A CRAPPY SUMMER CAMP

102
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AND NOT ON SOME BIG STAGE
OR SOMETHING?

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YOU GOT IT.

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YES.

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THAT IS SO MUCH MORE
FAVORABLE TO MY SKILLS.

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CONTESTANT NUMBER NINE
IS TRENT.

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HEY, GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAN.

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I SAW YOU ON THAT
FIGURE-SKATING SHOW.

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NICE WORK.

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HEY, THANKS, MAN.
I KNEW I ROCKED THAT SHOW!

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I SAW THAT.

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ONE OF THE GUYS DROPPED
HIS PARTNER ON HER HEAD,

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SO THEY GOT
IMMUNITY THAT WEEK.

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LUCKY! I HOPE I GET
DROPPED ON MY HEAD.

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ME TOO!

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SO THIS IS IT?

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ALL RIGHTY THEN.

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HEY! WHAT'S UP?

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ALL RIGHT.

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OUR SURFER CHICK,
BRIDGETTE, IS HERE.

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(SCOFFS)
NICE BOARD.

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THIS AIN'T MALIBU, HONEY.

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I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO BE ON A BEACH.

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CHRIS: WE ARE!

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-GREAT.
-ALL RIGHT, THAT MAKES--

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OW! DARN IT, THAT HURT!

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HEY, GUYS.

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HEY! I'M GEOFF.

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BRIDGETTE: WHAT'S UP?

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DANG, WATCH THE BOARD, MAN!

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HI! I'M BETH.

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HEY.

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OKAY, WE'VE ALL MET SURFER GIRL.

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CAN WE GET ON
WITH THE SHOW, PLEASE?

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SOMEONE MISSED THEIR DOUBLE
CAPPUCCINO MACCHIATO

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THIS MORNING.

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GET BENT.

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OUR...
NEXT CAMPER IS NOAH.

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YOU GOT MY MEMO ABOUT
MY LIFE-THREATENING ALLERGIES?

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I'M SURE SOMEONE DID.

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GOOD. IS THIS WHERE
WE'RE STAYING?

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NO, IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE,
AND WE'RE THROWING A PARTY.

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CUTE. NICE PIERCINGS, ORIGINAL,
DO THEM YOURSELF?

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YEAH. YOU WANT ONE?

145
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UH, NO, THANKS.

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CAN I HAVE
MY LIP BACK, PLEASE?

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THANKS.

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WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?
LESHAWNA'S IN THE HOUSE!

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(GASPS)

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YO, BABY, HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

151
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HOW'S IT GOING?

152
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FEEL FREE TO QUIT NOW AND SAVE
YOURSELVES THE TROUBLE,

153
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'CAUSE I CAME TO WIN.

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OH, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

155
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GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, BABY!

156
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I'VE NEVER SEEN A GIRL
LIKE YOU IN REAL LIFE BEFORE.

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EXCUSE ME?

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YOU'RE REAL BIG AND LOUD.

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WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?

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OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

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YOU HAVE NOT SEEN
ANYTHING YET.

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I'LL SHOW YOU BIG, BABY.

163
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OH, YEAH, YOU WANT
SOME OF THIS?

164
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WELL, COME ON, THEN!

165
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ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS.
SETTLE DOWN.

166
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LADIES! SADIE, KATIE,

167
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WELCOME TO YOUR
NEW HOME FOR EIGHT WEEKS.

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(INSECTS BUZZING)

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OH, MY GOSH.

170
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SADIE, LOOK.

171
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IT'S A SUMMER CAMP.

172
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OKAY, I ALWAYS WANTED
TO GO TO SUMMER CAMP.

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EEE!

174
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EZEKIEL! WHAT'S UP, MAN?

175
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I THINK I SEE A BIRD.

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(LAUGHS)

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OKAY, LOOK, DUDE.

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I KNOW YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH.

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BEEN HOME-SCHOOLED
YOUR WHOLE LIFE,

180
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RAISED BY FREAKY
PRAIRIE PEOPLE,

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JUST DON'T SAY MUCH
AND TRY NOT TO GET KICKED OFF

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TOO EARLY, OKAY?

183
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YES, SIR.

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THAT'S JUST... WOW.

185
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CODY. THE CODE-STER.

186
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THE CODE-MEISTER.

187
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DUDE, PSYCHED TO BE HERE, MAN.

188
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,522
I SEE THE LADIES
HAVE ALREADY ARRIVED.

189
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,814
ALL RIGHT.

190
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:12,737
SAVE IT, SHORT STUFF.

191
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EVA?

192
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,204
NICE. I GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

193
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,502
OW! WHAT'S IN THERE,
DUMBBELLS?

194
00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:27,586
YES.

195
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,171
SHE'S ALL YOURS, MAN.

196
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,508
OWEN: WOO-HOO!

197
00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:34,759
CHRIS, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

198
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,555
THIS IS AWESOME!

199
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,764
WOO-HOO!

200
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,560
OWEN, WELCOME!

201
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:45,103
AWESOME TO BE HERE, MAN.

202
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:49,233
YEAH! MAN, THIS IS JUST SO...

203
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,317
AWESOME?

204
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,194
YES, AWESOME!

205
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:55,906
WOO! ARE YOU GONNA BE
ON MY TEAM?

206
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,782
OH, I SURE HOPE SO.

207
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,742
WOO!

208
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,078
YOU ABOUT FINISHED?

209
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,955
SORRY, DUDE.

210
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,332
I'M JUST SO PSYCHED!

211
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,626
COOL. AND HERE COMES COURTNEY.

212
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,255
THANK YOU.

213
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,509
HI! YOU MUST BE
THE OTHER CONTESTANTS.

214
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,386
IT'S REALLY NICE
TO MEET YOU ALL.

215
00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:18,720
HOW'S IT GOING?

216
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,055
I'M OWEN!

217
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:23,267
NICE TO MEET YOU, O... WOW.

218
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,700
THIS IS JUSTIN.

219
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,953
WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

220
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,538
THANKS, CHRIS. THIS IS GREAT.

221
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,831
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
WE PICKED YOU BASED

222
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,333
ENTIRELY ON YOUR LOOKS.

223
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,793
I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.

224
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,753
I LIKE YOUR PANTS.

225
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,004
THANKS, MAN.

226
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,174
'CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE
THEY'RE ALL WORN OUT.

227
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,384
DID YOU BUY THEM LIKE THAT?

228
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,636
UH, NO.

229
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,345
JUST HAD THEM FOR A WHILE.

230
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,555
OH.

231
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:03,390
COOL.

232
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,142
STUPID!

233
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,811
CHRIS: HEY, EVERYONE, IZZY!

234
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,438
HI, CHRIS. HI!

235
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,564
HI! OW!

236
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,318
OOH, THAT WAS BAD.

237
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,320
(LAUGHS)

238
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,530
GUYS, SHE COULD BE
SERIOUSLY HURT!

239
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,035
IZZY: THAT FELT SO...

240
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,078
GOOD!

241
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,204
EXCEPT FOR HITTING MY CHIN.

242
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,372
THIS IS SUMMER CAMP?

243
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,540
THAT IS SO COOL!

244
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,000
DO YOU HAVE PAPIER-MACHE HERE?

245
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,251
ARE WE HAVING LUNCH SOON?

246
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,295
THAT IS A GOOD CALL!

247
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,213
FIRST THING'S FIRST.

248
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WE NEED A GROUP PHOTO
FOR THE PROMOS.

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EVERYONE ON THE END
OF THE DOCK.

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OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE...

251
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OOPS!

252
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OKAY, FORGOT THE LENS CAP.

253
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OKAY, HOLD THAT POSE.

254
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ONE, TWO--OH, NO, WAIT.

255
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CARD'S FULL.

256
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HANG ON.

257
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:05,785
COME ON, MAN.

258
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,538
MY FACE IS STARTING TO FREEZE.

259
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,498
GOT IT. OKAY.

260
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EVERYONE SAY, "WAWANAKWA!"

261
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ALL: WAWANAKWA!

262
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AAH!

263
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OKAY, GUYS, DRY OFF AND MEET
AT THE CAMPFIRE PIT IN 10.

264
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THIS IS CAMP WAWANAKWA,

265
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YOUR HOME
FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS.

266
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THE CAMPERS SITTING AROUND
YOU WILL BE YOUR CABIN MATES,

267
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,315
YOUR COMPETITION,

268
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AND MAYBE EVEN YOUR FRIENDS.

269
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YOU DIG?

270
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THE CAMPER WHO MANAGES TO STAY
ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

271
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THE LONGEST WITHOUT GETTING
VOTED OFF WILL WIN $100,000.

272
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EXCUSE ME.

273
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,624
WHAT WILL THE SLEEPING
ARRANGEMENTS BE,

274
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BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO REQUEST
A BUNK UNDER HER?

275
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THEY'RE NOT COED, ARE THEY?

276
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NO.

277
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GIRLS GET ONE SIDE OF EACH CABIN
AND DUDES GET THE OTHER.

278
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EXCUSE ME, KYLE?

279
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,764
CAN I HAVE A CABIN
WITH A LAKE VIEW

280
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,265
SINCE I'M THE PRETTIEST?

281
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,725
CHRIS: OKAY, YOU ARE.

282
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,309
BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY
HOW IT WORKS HERE.

283
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,771
AND IT'S CHRIS.

284
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,774
I HAVE TO LIVE
WITH SADIE, OR I'LL DIE.

285
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,484
AND I'LL BREAK OUT IN HIVES.

286
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,943
IT'S TRUE.

287
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,530
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.

288
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AW, COME ON, GUYS,
IT'LL BE FUN.

289
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IT'S LIKE A BIG SLEEPOVER.

290
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,538
AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SLEEP NEXT TO HIM.

291
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HERE'S THE DEAL.

292
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WE'RE GONNA SPLIT YOU
INTO TWO TEAMS.

293
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IF I CALL YOUR NAME OUT,
GO STAND OVER THERE.

294
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GWEN.

295
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TRENT.

296
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HEATHER.

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CODY.

298
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LINDSAY.

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BETH.

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KATIE.

301
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OWEN.

302
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LESHAWNA.

303
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JUSTIN.

304
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AND NOAH.

305
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FROM THIS MOMENT ON,

306
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YOU ARE OFFICIALLY
KNOWN AS...

307
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THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!

308
00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:14,832
YEAH! I'M A GOPHER!

309
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WOO!

310
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WAIT!

311
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,960
WHAT ABOUT SADIE?

312
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THE REST OF YOU, OVER HERE.

313
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GEOFF.

314
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BRIDGETTE.

315
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D.J.

316
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TYLER.

317
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SADIE.

318
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IZZY.

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COURTNEY.

320
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EZEKIEL.

321
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DUNCAN.

322
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EVA.

323
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,776
AND HAROLD.

324
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,110
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

325
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,863
BUT KATIE'S A GOPHER!

326
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,698
I HAVE TO BE A GOPHER!

327
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SADIE, IS IT? COME ON.

328
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,575
IT'LL BE OKAY.

329
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THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

330
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I MISS YOU, KATIE!

331
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,874
I MISS YOU, TOO!

332
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CHRIS: YOU GUYS
WILL OFFICIALLY BE KNOWN AS...

333
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THE KILLER BASS!

334
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,174
IT'S AWESOME.

335
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,967
IT'S, LIKE...

336
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AMAZING.

337
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CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS!

338
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YOU AND YOUR TEAM WILL BE
ON CAMERA IN ALL PUBLIC AREAS

339
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DURING THIS COMPETITION.

340
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YOU'LL ALSO BE ABLE TO SHARE
YOUR INNERMOST THOUGHTS

341
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ON TAPE WITH VIDEO DIARIES
ANY TIME YOU WANT.

342
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LET THE AUDIENCE AT HOME KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE REALLY THINKING,

343
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OR JUST GET
SOMETHING OFF YOUR CHEST.

344
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UM, OKAY.

345
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SO FAR THIS SUCKS.

346
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LINDSAY: I DON'T GET IT.

347
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WHERE'S THE CAMERA GUY?

348
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,085
(QUACKS)

349
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,087
HEY, EVERYONE, CHECK THIS OUT.

350
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,174
I HAVE SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY.

351
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,342
(FARTS)

352
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,264
ALL RIGHT, ANY QUESTIONS?

353
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:57,016
COOL. LET'S FIND YOUR CABINS.

354
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,854
GOPHERS,
YOU'RE IN THE EAST CABIN.

355
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,063
BASS, YOU'RE IN THE WEST.

356
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,150
HEATHER: BUNK BEDS?

357
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,904
ISN'T THIS A LITTLE SUMMER CAMP?

358
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:11,782
THAT'S THE IDEA, GENIUS.

359
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,575
SHUT UP, WEIRD GOTH GIRL.

360
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,118
YOU'RE SO SMART.

361
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,453
I FEEL THAT.

362
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,288
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
ON THE BOYS' SIDE?

363
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,416
CODY: AAH!

364
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,796
LINDSAY: WHERE ARE THE OUTLETS?

365
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,547
I HAVE TO PLUG
IN MY STRAIGHTENING IRON.

366
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:31,885
THERE ARE SOME IN THE COMMUNAL
BATHROOMS JUST ACROSS THE WAY.

367
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,094
LINDSAY: COMMUNAL BATHROOMS?

368
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,554
BUT I'M NOT CATHOLIC.

369
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:38,016
NOT COMMUNION, COMMUNAL.

370
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,768
IT MEANS WE SHOWER TOGETHER.

371
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,311
IDIOT.

372
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,480
OH, NO!

373
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,607
COME ON!

374
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,443
I'M GLAD WE'RE IN OUR
OWN CABIN WITH JUST GUYS.

375
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,611
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

376
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,613
(CHUCKLES)

377
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,949
I MEAN NO, I DIDN'T
MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

378
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:57,076
I LOVE CHICKS.

379
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,745
I JUST DON'T WANT
TO SLEEP NEAR THEM.

380
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,789
(STAMMERS) I MEAN...

381
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,374
GEOFF: EXCUSE ME, CHRIS.

382
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,837
IS THERE A CHAPERONE
OF ANY KIND IN THIS FACILITY?

383
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,297
YOU'RE ALL 16 YEARS OLD,

384
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,008
AS OLD AS A COUNSELOR
IN TRAINING

385
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,884
AT A REGULAR SUMMER CAMP.

386
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,721
SO, OTHER THAN MYSELF,
YOU'LL BE UNSUPERVISED.

387
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,016
YOU'VE GOT A HALF AN HOUR
TO UNPACK AND MEET ME BACK

388
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,977
AT THE MAIN LODGE STARTING NOW.

389
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,269
NICE!

390
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,646
(LINDSAY SCREAMING)

391
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,151
OH, MAN, THAT WHITE
GIRL CAN SCREAM.

392
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,235
WHAT IS IT?

393
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,779
KILL IT! KILL IT!

394
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:34,865
(GASPS)

395
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:35,907
AAH!

396
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,579
THAT WAS MY BED.

397
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,789
(ALL SHOUTING)

398
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,424
HELP ME!

399
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,635
WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY
TO KILL A COCKROACH.

400
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,387
HAROLD: AWESOME!

401
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,056
IF YOU EVER SEE
ONE OF THOSE AGAIN,

402
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,348
JUST LET ME KNOW, OKAY?

403
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,267
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I COULD DO THAT, TOO.

404
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,027
THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE JOCKS.

405
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,031
CHEF HATCHET: LISTEN UP!

406
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,950
I SERVE IT THREE TIMES A DAY,

407
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,578
AND YOU'LL EAT IT
THREE TIMES A DAY!

408
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,039
GRAB YOUR TRAY, GET YOUR FOOD,

409
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,165
AND SIT YOUR BUTTS DOWN NOW!

410
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,625
EXCUSE ME.

411
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,502
WILL WE BE GETTING
ALL THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS?

412
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,799
HAROLD: YEAH, 'CAUSE I GET
HYPOGLYCEMIC REAL BAD

413
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,593
IF I DON'T GET ENOUGH SUGAR.

414
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,721
YOU'LL GET A LOT OF SHUT
THE HECK UP.

415
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,222
HAVE A COW.

416
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,016
CHEF HATCHET: WHAT WAS THAT?

417
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:47,104
COME CLOSER, FAT BOY.
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

418
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,898
UH, I DIDN'T REALLY SAY
ANYTHING IMPORTANT.

419
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,816
I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T!

420
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,152
YOU, SCRAWNY KID.

421
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,319
GIVE ME YOUR PLATE.

422
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:03,912
HEY, WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

423
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,458
OH, IT'S GONNA BE
LIKE THAT, IS IT?

424
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,751
NEXT!

425
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,210
LINDSAY: EXCUSE ME,

426
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,630
MY NUTRITIONIST SAYS
I SHOULDN'T EAT ANY WHITE SUGAR,

427
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:17,425
WHITE FLOUR, OR, LIKE, DAIRY.

428
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,094
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

429
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,763
COOL!

430
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,099
OKAY, I HATE TO BE PREDICTABLE
AND COMPLAIN ON THE FIRST DAY,

431
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,809
BUT I THINK MINE JUST MOVED.

432
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,270
RIGHT!

433
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,438
OKAY, THEN.

434
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,070
WELCOME TO THE MAIN LODGE.

435
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,780
GEOFF: YO, MY MAN.

436
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,073
CAN WE ORDER A PIZZA?

437
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,867
WHOA, IT'S COOL, "G."

438
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,077
BROWN SLOP IS COOL.

439
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,371
RIGHT, GUYS?

440
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:51,375
YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE
BEGINS IN ONE HOUR.

441
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,419
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL MAKE US DO?

442
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,006
IT'S OUR FIRST CHALLENGE.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

443
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,761
OH, (BLEEP).

444
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,516
NEXT TIME ON
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

445
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,020
YOUR FIRST TASK
IS TO JUMP OFF

446
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:13,690
THIS 1,000-FOOT-HIGH CLIFF
INTO THE LAKE.

447
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,151
I'M LOOKING AT THIS GUY
AND THINKING,

448
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,569
"THERE'S NO WAY
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT."

449
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,863
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT,

450
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,866
"IF HE JUMPS THIS...
HE'S GONNA DIE."

451
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,784
OWEN: I'M GOING TO DIE NOW.

452
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,286
I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE NOW!

453
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,412
(ROAR)