1 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,868 (IN DISTINCT CHATTERING) 2 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,328 Five minutes, my little lambs. 3 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,207 Has anyone seen Bliss Cavendar? 4 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,836 Pash , this can't be happening . 5 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,129 (LAUGHING) 6 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,214 WOMAN: Why aren't you backstage, Brooke? 7 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,507 You know how it is. 8 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,760 They get to a certain age, they don't want you back there. 9 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:53,886 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 10 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,721 She said she'll meet me here. 11 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,723 Really? That's odd . Mmm-hmm , mmm-hmm . 12 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,436 PASH: It says "temporary." 13 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,104 It did a minute ago, I swear. 14 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,981 My mom is gonna kill me. 15 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,442 (APPLAUSE) 16 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,152 (PIANO PLAYING) 17 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,653 EMCEE: Now, Miss Amber Black. 18 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:17,576 If I could have dinner with anyone, it would have to be God . 19 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:21,872 Because what they say is true. God is great. 20 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,874 (APPLAUSE) 21 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,127 Don't tell them that I did it, okay? 22 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,879 Those are the rules, you're not allowed to tell . 23 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,339 (EXCLAIMING) 24 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,383 Let go. I'm your only friend . 25 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,344 Corbi Booth , ladies and gentlemen . 26 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:39,014 If I could have dinner with anyone, it would have to be my grandfather. 27 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:41,600 I love you , Papa. 28 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,185 (APPLAUSE) 29 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,690 And now, also from Bodeen , Miss Bliss Cavendar. 30 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,359 (PIANO PLAYING) 31 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,116 (PIANO STOPS) 32 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,549 If I could have dinner with anyone, 33 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,219 it would be Amelia Earhart, 34 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:22,057 because not only was she a ploneer of aviatlon , 35 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:26,145 but she was a great woman in history. 36 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,731 Thank you . 37 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,775 (PIANO PLAYING) 38 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,735 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 39 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,241 So enlighten me. What was that little stunt all about? 40 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,160 Are you trying to sabotage your chances? 41 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,079 Or was it just your blological urge to make your mother look like a jackass? 42 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,247 It was just a dare. 43 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,958 Oh . How did that work out for you? 44 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,793 Not so great? 45 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,461 (EXCLAIMS) Corbi . 46 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,631 Congratulatlons, honey. Well-deserved . 47 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,509 Thank you . Thumbs way up. 48 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,429 Thank you , Mrs. Cavendar. 49 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:03,640 Bliss is so hard to beat. Usually. 50 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:07,477 Well , the Blue Bonnet pageant is right around the corner. 51 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:10,022 And we'll be there. Come on , honey. 52 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,024 Oh . See you later. See you . 53 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,863 I'm sorry that these pageants 54 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,532 don't live up to your high moral standards, Bliss, 55 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,076 but there's a lot you can learn from them , 56 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,078 no matter what you go on to be in life. 57 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:28,373 You think you're being judged up there on that stage, 58 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,417 but no one's asking you to be Miss America. 59 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,002 I wanna be Miss America. 60 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:34,171 And you're gonna be the best one ever, sweetheart. 61 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:35,380 Teeth . 62 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,051 Eyes. 63 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:48,185 Trudy, bless your heart for fitting us in . 64 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:51,605 Well , hell . Shit happens. 65 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,440 Let me get my foils. 66 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,819 BROOKE: Now, what were you thinking , getting blue hair? 67 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,863 ANNOUNCER ON RAD!O: Fourteenth drive in the red zone. 68 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,658 They have now given up nine touchdowns 69 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,826 and three field goals. We'll see how this one ends up. 70 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,663 He's only had one takeaway in the red zone. 71 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,625 Hey. 72 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:12,793 (LAUGHS) 73 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:14,169 I won another one. 74 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,089 Lord , child , you are unstoppable. 75 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,758 And had I known what you were up to, I would have bought a ticket. 76 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:20,801 BROOKE: Earl . 77 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,512 I mean , dang it, girl , what has gotten into you? 78 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,514 J ust defective, I guess. 79 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,100 BROOKE: N ice parenting , Earl . 80 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:29,518 Come on , now. 81 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,190 Ooh , I'll see you later. 82 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,483 (CH UCKLES) 83 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,776 WOMAN : Dinner. 84 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:48,537 Serlously, out of all the places to go to in the world , 85 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,038 who would come to Bodeen? 86 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:51,957 PASH : Them . I mean , they're smart, 87 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,625 at least they just pass through . 88 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,127 BIRDMAN : Go ahead and mock it. 89 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,463 But without the Blue Bonnet factory, this town wouldn't exist. 90 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,757 You know what, Birdman , 91 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:04,344 I think I preferred you before you got promoted . 92 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:08,181 You know, now you're all corporate. 93 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,892 I know. I miss the old Birdman . Yeah . 94 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,896 Ladies, don't let the tie fool you . I'm still one of us. 95 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,775 But y'all are gonna have to start calling me Dwayne now. 96 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,736 It's more dignified . No. 97 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:25,115 Birdman is the only thing you have going for you . 98 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:27,326 (TRUCK APPROACHING) That's what you think. 99 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:31,371 BLISS: Really? 100 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,581 PASH : Yeah . 101 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,418 PASH : Hey. 102 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,921 Make sure they tip you this time. 103 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:54,895 Hey, what can I get you guys? 104 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,521 Hey, Corbi . 105 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,816 So what are you , like, alternative now? 106 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,694 Alternative to what? 107 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:06,031 What's the name of that thing that if I eat it real fast, it's free? 108 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:09,451 That's the Squealer. You have to eat it in three minutes or less. 109 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,207 Yeah , you bring me a Squealer. 110 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:16,541 And I don't mean Corbi . 111 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,626 (LAUGHS) 112 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,960 (SQUEALING) 113 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,882 BOY: Let's go, buddy, pick it up. Come on, come on. 114 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,425 Oh, yes. You got it, you got it. 115 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,345 PASH: I can't believe you used to share a bed with her. 116 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,514 Baby, baby, get it, yeah. 117 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,392 You make it sound very dirty. It was just sleepovers. 118 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,477 Come on. Come on. Baby, do it. Do it. 119 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,145 Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. 120 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,022 Come on. Come on, Colby! Yeah. 121 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,525 That's my man. Come on, Colby. 122 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,193 (ALL CHEERING) 123 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,319 (GRUNTING) 124 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,406 It's free, bitches. It's free. It's free. 125 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,670 I was thinking 126 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,633 maybe we could go to Austin and do some shopping. 127 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,094 Really? 128 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:12,389 BOTH: (SINGING WITH RADlo) Teach them well and let them lead the way 129 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:17,644 Show them all the beauty they possess inside 130 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:23,859 ...them a sense of pride to make it easier 131 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,156 You hate them. 132 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,535 Well, they don't have duct tape on them. That's an improvement. 133 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:37,164 Hi. 134 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,041 Thanks. 135 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,295 Ooh ! 136 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,963 Pretty vases. 137 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,798 (MALE CLERK LAUGHING) 138 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,968 MALE CLERK: They're great for tulips, really. 139 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,269 Um. . . 140 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,147 Thank you. Yup, I changed my mind. 141 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,858 No, please, Bliss. Come on. 142 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:08,403 Don't. . . Don't be embarrassed. 143 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,488 It's funny. 144 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,908 I'm supposed to buy you shoes from a head shop? 145 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,036 Does that really strike you as responsible parenting? 146 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,581 Fine. 'Cause shoes are a gateway drug. 147 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:20,916 For gosh sakes, Bliss. 148 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,334 (PHONE RINGING) 149 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:24,753 ANNOUNCER ON TV: It goes out of bounds near the 42 yard line. 150 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,588 There is a flag down. 151 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,882 Yeah, it's Earl. BROOKE: Hello, Earl. 152 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,675 Can you please explain to your daughter 153 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,137 why it's inappropriate to buy shoes in a head shop? 154 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,181 Dad, it's not like that. 155 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,391 (LAUGHING) You took your mother to a head shop? 156 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,518 Are you off your nut? 157 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,978 You know, if she wasn't here and I used my own money, 158 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:44,356 it wouldn't make a difference. That's not the point. 159 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,817 Look, I am in the middle of a deal here, okay? 160 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:51,112 So whatever you all work out is fine with me. 161 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,239 Give me that. Okay? 162 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,908 Earl, do you know how hard I have worked 163 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:56,952 to raise these girls in a drug-free environment? 164 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,495 Yes, I do. Exactly. 165 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,375 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 166 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,846 Hi. Hey, girls. What's up? 167 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,182 Hello. Dropping my flyers off. 168 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,893 Perfect. Hurl Scouts-Holy Rollers. 169 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,895 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 170 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,023 See you then. Thanks, girls. Bye. 171 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,498 Come on. All right, let's go. Come on. 172 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,318 BLISS: Screw you and your grandma's Chevy Celebrity. 173 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,321 (CHUCKLES) 174 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,782 Here. 175 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,911 No, what are you doing? Yes, yes, yes. You got stiffed 176 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,204 on your tips again, just take it. No. 177 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,373 Just take it, take it. No. 178 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,713 What is this? What is this? 179 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:35,383 Roller derby? 180 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,637 This is. . . This is tomorrow. 181 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,806 This is in Austin. 182 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,391 Yeah, I know. 183 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,895 Will there be cute boys there? 184 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,064 (BOTH CHATTERING) 185 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:53,777 Hey, Mom, Dad, we're gonna go to a football game. 186 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,988 It's an away game, but. . . 187 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,407 The team kind of needs us. 188 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,826 No, no, no, not "kind of," they do. 189 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,036 EARL: Well, sure. 190 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,538 Hey, I'll tell you what, I'll take you. 191 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,668 No, it's cool. You have your car. 192 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,795 Yeah, I have my car. 193 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:15,048 No, but I mean, you know, we can watch together. 194 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:18,218 Earl, let the girls go on and have their fun. 195 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:20,512 And then you and I can nuzzle. 196 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,564 (BOTH GASPING) 197 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,068 I kind of feel bad lying to them. 198 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,696 I don't. I give my parents straight A's. 199 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,280 I get freedom. 200 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,532 (SCREAMING) 201 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,951 (SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER PLAYING ON RADlo) 202 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:47,414 (SINGING) She's a punk punk, a punk rocker 203 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:55,380 Punk punk, a punk rocker 204 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,923 (SCREAMING) 205 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:04,556 Well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go 206 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,600 They're ready to go now They've got their surfboards 207 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:11,229 And they're going to the discotheque a-go-go 208 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,566 But she just couldn't stay 209 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,944 She had to break away 210 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,822 Well, New York City really has it all 211 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,115 Oh, yeah 212 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,159 Don't say I never gave you anything. 213 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:30,498 Sheena is a punk rocker 214 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,168 (CROWD CHEERING) 215 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,734 Okay, everybody, and welcome to skate night at the Warehouse. 216 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,196 I'm a little hung-over tonight, so I... 217 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,948 Anyway, let me introduce you to our first team. 218 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,743 Coming to you from the streets of Austin, 219 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:11,706 men, hold on to your cookies, it's the Hurl Scouts. 220 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,919 Number 99, captain of the Hurl Scouts, Maggie Mayhem. 221 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,756 Number 69, Bloody Holly. 222 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,717 Number 3, Rosa Sparks. 223 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,721 Number 2, Smashley Simpson. 224 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,016 Razor Magee's Hurl Scouts have come in last place three years running. 225 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,895 This league has five teams, each with their own theme. 226 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,856 What outlaw do we have skating against the Hurl Scouts 227 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,025 this fine Texas evening here? 228 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:43,780 I'm talking about the girls so bad that even God can't keep them in line. 229 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:49,702 Give it up for the undefeated Holy Rollers. 230 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,288 Last season's champs are led by their captain, 231 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:56,251 the league's leading scorer, Iron Maven. 232 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,169 Yeah, she's the one from the flyer. 233 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,548 I'm feeling hot in these polyesters right now, baby. 234 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,299 Ladies and gentlemen, 235 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:08,721 let's play some roller derby. 236 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,431 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 237 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,433 A jammer scores a point in this course 238 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,019 by passing members of the opposite team. 239 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,188 Maven gets a great jump. That's fast. 240 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,857 And she's out to an early lead. 241 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,525 Iron Maven, ladies and gentlemen. 242 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,987 Folks, the ones to watch tonight are the jammers. 243 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,364 Those are the ones with the stars on their helmets. 244 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,743 Some of you might remember watching derby on TV back in the '70s, 245 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:34,038 but it was reborn right here in the heart of Texas, 246 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,374 a true Austin traditlon. 247 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,210 Maven's heading up on the outside but it's real crowded in there. 248 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,546 (GRUNTS) That's a big hit by Rosa Sparks. 249 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,339 Jackie Daniels is down. 250 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,925 Lucky for the Hurl Scouts this is only an exhibitlon bout 251 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,136 because the Rollers are in control. 252 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,305 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER) 253 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,098 (CROWD CHATTERING) 254 00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,314 MAN: Thank you, Maggie. 255 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,110 I just wanna tell you all that you're my new heroes. 256 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,820 It's your first time here? 257 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,364 Yeah. 258 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,283 Well, put some skates on, be your own hero. 259 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,576 (LAUGHS) 260 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,579 The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them. 261 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,249 Hey, you know, none of us knew our ass from an elbow pad when we started. 262 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,752 You should come to tryouts on Tuesday. 263 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,254 You have to be 21 . You're 21 , right? 264 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,341 Two. . . I'm 22. 265 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,011 Yeah, I just had my. . . I had my birthday, so. . . 266 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,263 Great, it's this Tuesday at 5:00. 267 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,557 It is? Yeah. 268 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,518 I'm Maggie, Maggie Mayhem. 269 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,563 I'm Bliss, but I can change that. 270 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,191 Yeah, you'll have to change that. 271 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,360 Don't be late. 272 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:49,197 "Twenty-two. Just had my birthday." 273 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,615 Twenty-one, it's a red flag. 274 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,450 Twenty-two's way more believable. 275 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:57,038 I guess, 'cause you're not actually gonna do it, so I guess it makes sense. 276 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,082 Why don't you and I try out? 277 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,625 Excuse me? 278 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,835 I didn't have a Barbie-roller-skating phase. Okay? 279 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,088 I had a fat-kid-sits-inside- and-reads-a-book phase. 280 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,339 You know that. 281 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,801 Well, what makes you think I won't try out? 282 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:10,927 (CLEARS THROAT) 283 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,472 (CHUCKLES) Because you'd be scared to go without me. 284 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,976 And those roller derby girls, they're tough. 285 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,936 And you are not. Ow! 286 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,105 Geez. How dare you? 287 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,566 Not to mentlon your mom. 288 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,151 She doesn't have to know. 289 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,238 You don't have the balls. 290 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,159 I can grow the balls. 291 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,378 (WHIMPERING) 292 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,922 No way. 293 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,215 Mmm. 294 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,511 Hey. 295 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,184 Do you have room for one more? 296 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,903 I like your hair. 297 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,822 Thanks, hon. I do it myself. 298 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,452 DRIVER: All right, next stop, downtown Austin. 299 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,758 DERBY PLAYER 1 : Hey. DERBY PLAYER 2: Hey. 300 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:56,926 What's your derby name? 301 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,136 Pocket Rocket. 302 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,262 What's yours? 303 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,429 Jaba the Slut. 304 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,350 Hey, you made it. Oh, yeah. 305 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,185 Yeah, I'm glad you came. 306 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,436 Thanks. 307 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,654 What is that? 308 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,240 That would be Razor. He's our coach. 309 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,577 He's a good guy. And he really knows his derby. 310 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,328 All right, ladies. Let's roll. 311 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,747 Ooh, jean shorts. 312 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,249 Every single day. 313 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,960 (METAL BANGING) 314 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,753 Meet the Manson sisters. 315 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,174 Gift from the Ottawa Women's Hockey League to the Hurl Scouts. 316 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,509 They both seem really aggressive. 317 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,679 Maybe we can finally win a few this year. 318 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:42,930 Maybe. 319 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,432 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 320 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,475 All right, listen up, fresh meat. 321 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,770 There's a lot more to derby than fishnets and picking out a tough name. 322 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,272 This is a sport. 323 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,024 Now, the league has six spots open. 324 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,067 So whatever shred of talent you have, 325 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,945 hope you leave it out on the track for me today. 326 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,698 Okay, what is it? 327 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:01,866 Sorry. 328 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,119 Just what are the rules? 329 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,456 Derby 1 01 , people. 330 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,791 Four blockers from each team are lined up on the track. 331 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,168 Ten feet behind them, 332 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,170 two jammers are lined up, one from each team. 333 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,546 We're the ones who score. 334 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,591 First whistle blows and the pack takes off. 335 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,093 Then a second whistle blows and the jammers take off. 336 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,055 Some of us faster than others. 337 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,807 Once the jammer breaks through the pack, 338 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,353 she hauls ass around the track a second time and tries to score. 339 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,272 For every player on the opposing team the jammer passes, 340 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,690 she gets a point. 341 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,485 Most points wins the game every single time. 342 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,070 Now, line up and get you some. 343 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,488 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 344 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,575 Get up. 345 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,122 Go, ladies. Move it. 346 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,252 Up, up, up. Go. 347 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,755 Looking good, Barbie. 348 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,882 It's roller derby, not cotilllon. 349 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,884 Come on, put a hit on somebody. 350 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,553 (EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) 351 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,976 God damn it, Diane. 352 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,311 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 353 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,356 Hey. That move will get you tossed from a game. 354 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,150 There's no place in this sport for that. 355 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:20,987 What? 356 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,698 Okay. Sorry. 357 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:28,661 But I like the aggresslon. 358 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,706 Is it bad? 359 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,708 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. 360 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,710 No. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. 361 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:41,674 Forty-one, gotta improve on that. 39, 32, not bad. 362 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,051 Twenty-nine. Let's go. 363 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,138 (EXHALES) 364 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,724 Twenty-three? 365 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,773 Looks like you've got some competitlon. 366 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:01,319 Yeah, yeah, wake me when she learns how to throw a hit. 367 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,155 (EXCLAIMING) 368 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,573 (GRUNTS) 369 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,074 (LAUGHS) 370 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,576 Or take one. 371 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,598 Hey, you're Iron Maven. 372 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,559 That's right, kiss-ass. 373 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,728 Why don't you suck up a little harder? 374 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:39,732 There's still part of your face that doesn't have doodie on it. 375 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,985 MAVEN: Nice shorts. BLISS: Help. 376 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,447 Can somebody help me? I. . . 377 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,956 Just kidding. 378 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:02,254 Hey, by the way, you made it, you're a Hurl Scout. 379 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,632 Nice work out there. 380 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,176 (CAUGHT UP IN YOU PLAYING) 381 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:17,228 (SINGING) I never knew there'd come a day 382 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,396 (CAR HORN HONKING) 383 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,398 When I'd be saying to you 384 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,526 "Don't let this good love slip away..." 385 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,277 Your feet are on fire. They're on fire. 386 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,821 Serlously, look, they're on fire. 387 00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:28,322 You're changing your schedule? 388 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,616 Well, I have to. You know, for practice. 389 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,868 Don't leave me alone with Birdman. 390 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,870 You can change yours to mine. 391 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,790 I can't. I'm actually taking an SAT class, remember? 392 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:39,417 (BELL RINGING) 393 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:44,839 So caught up in you, little girl 394 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,716 That I never did suspect a thing 395 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:52,096 So caught up in you, little girl 396 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,974 That I never want to get myself free 397 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,435 (EXCLAIMS) 398 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,270 (LAUGHING) 399 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:02,356 You caught me Baby, you taught me 400 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,985 How good it could be 401 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:12,158 BROOKE: Shania, I am not cleaning Salisbury steak sauce off of that fringe again. 402 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,077 Hey, I just wanted to let you guys know 403 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,829 that I'm gonna change my work schedule 404 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,247 to Mondays, Wednesdays, 405 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:21,625 'cause I wanna take an SAT class on Tuesdays, Thursdays. 406 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,128 I'm impressed. 407 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:25,463 Me, too. 408 00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:29,675 I like smart girls, that's why I married your mama. 409 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,179 Well, that and I knocked her up. 410 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:39,310 So caught up in you, little girl 411 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,271 You're the one that's got me down on my knees 412 00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:46,609 So caught up in you, little girl 413 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:49,570 That I never want to get myself free 414 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,989 And, baby, it's true 415 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,074 You're the one 416 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,994 Who caught me Baby, you taught me 417 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,997 How good it could be 418 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:05,002 Fill your days and your nights 419 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:08,631 No need to ever ask me twice 420 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:11,008 Oh, no 421 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,679 Whenever you want me 422 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:24,355 Shouldn't. . . Shouldn't we, like, be practicing soon? 423 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,398 Yeah, hurry up, you guys, we don't wanna be late. 424 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:27,525 (ALL LAUGHING) 425 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:31,195 Careful, Pee-Wee here might get the idea we actually win. 426 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,531 You don't? Hell, no. Never. 427 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,534 All that "We're Number 1 " corporate crap doesn't apply. 428 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,036 Our bad attitude's an asset here. 429 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,248 Okay, ladies. Check it out. 430 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:46,377 Hot off the presses, brand new playbooks compiled by yours truly. 431 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:48,754 Your hands clean? 432 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,589 Yes, my hands are clean. 433 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,925 Pay particular attentlon to Play Number 3. 434 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:55,010 I think it's gonna blow your doors off. 435 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,887 Smashley, you're late as per usual. 436 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,514 I know. 437 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:02,560 Well, then you must also know that there's nothing cool about being late. 438 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,103 Hey. . . RAZOR: Let's hit the track. 439 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:08,440 Who's up for Lovejoy's later tonight? $2 pitchers. Beer? 440 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:09,775 SMASHLEY: I'm in. 441 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:10,901 ROSA: Me, too. 442 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,194 I'm in. 443 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,322 You weren't invited. 444 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:18,659 I'm still in. 445 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,203 There's no such thing as a scrimmage. 446 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,913 We practice the way we play. 447 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,415 Maven, you know what to do. 448 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,750 Bliss, show me something good. 449 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,336 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 450 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,049 You ready? (SCOFFS) Am I ready? 451 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,135 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 452 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,178 RAZOR: Let's go, ladies. Skate. 453 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:41,765 Don't block your own player, let's go. 454 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:44,143 Crossover the turn, stay low. Crossover the turn. 455 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:47,605 Bend those knees. Bend those knees. Bend those knees. 456 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:50,816 BLISS: Ow! 457 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,027 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 458 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,450 What the hell was that? 459 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:01,035 You had Maven beat, but she smoked you 460 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,536 'cause you're too scared to throw a hit. 461 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,163 And then you quit. 462 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,706 I need you to be a lot more. . . 463 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,792 I want you to start being a lot. . . Ruthless. 464 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:10,836 Yeah. 465 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,466 That's right, you little peanut, I need you to be ruthless. 466 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,551 This is a contact sport, Bliss. 467 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,471 Eventually I'm gonna need you to make contact. 468 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,764 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 469 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,807 Next group up. Back off, Razor. 470 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,142 MAGGIE: Just ignore him. SMASHLEY: We do. 471 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:26,560 Serlously. 472 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,568 I mean, he's right. I'm not cutting it. 473 00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:38,572 You know what I like to think about before every game? 474 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,199 My ex. 475 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:41,533 Little piece of advice, Bliss. 476 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,077 Don't fall for your reglonal manager 477 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,287 and think that he's not gonna give you crabs 478 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:48,749 because he cheated on you, 'cause it happens. 479 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:54,254 And when I think about myself in the shower, using that special shampoo, 480 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:58,967 which, for the record, doesn't make anyone feel very special at all, 481 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:01,595 I really, really wanna hit somebody. 482 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:06,058 You have to find that thing that really pisses you off and you use it. 483 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,897 Have you ever had crabs? 484 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:13,649 No. 485 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:17,277 No. Okay. My doctor said it was really common, but. . . 486 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:26,537 B-man, come on. What do you say? 487 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:30,290 Pash has to come. You know, it's my first game. 488 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,501 Yeah, well, what about me? 489 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,545 I mean, did anybody bother to think, 490 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:38,215 "Hey, Birdman might appreciate hot girls in fishnets and roller skates 491 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,926 "beating the crap out of each other"? 492 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,053 No, they did not. 493 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,056 Do you wanna come, too? 494 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,853 Yeah, but I can't. I have a prlor engagement. 495 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,231 I'm covering for Pash. 496 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:56,024 (EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT) 497 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,402 Yes. We love you. Birdman. 498 00:28:58,486 --> 00:28:59,737 Yeah? You know we love you. 499 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:01,530 Thank you. We do. You know that, right? 500 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,866 Yeah, yeah. Not enough. 501 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,200 We're crazy about you. 502 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:08,120 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 503 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:14,168 You can never have too much eyeliner. 504 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,630 Or LashBlast. 505 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:21,759 Here's a little gift from the team. 506 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,385 Safety is sexy. 507 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,766 You'll need these, too. Those are just sexy. 508 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,517 Guys, thanks. 509 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,522 Let the bout come to you. Let the bout come to you. 510 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,441 Let the bout come to you. 511 00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:40,152 So, are you ready for your big debut? 512 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,908 Has anyone ever thrown up on the track before? 513 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:47,701 Yeah. 514 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,788 Let's get them. Kill them dead. 515 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,873 Skate fast, skate hard. 516 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,082 I'm gonna puke. 517 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,293 JOHNNY ON PA: During the day, they go by Peggy, Francine, 518 00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:57,836 Tammy, and Rachael, but here... 519 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,880 All right, let the bout come to you. 520 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,089 Okay. 521 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:05,552 ALL: One, two, three, kick ass. 522 00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:06,804 (WHISTLE BLOWS) And they're off. 523 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,973 Jamming for the Widows, Eva Destructlon against the Hurl Scouts. 524 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,601 Bloody Holly who makes her way out to the pack. 525 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:16,396 And, oh, she passes the block with a beautiful backward skating. 526 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,315 But wait a second, from out of nowhere, 527 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:21,109 Eva Destructlon shows up right on her tail. 528 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:24,029 Each girl the jammer passes, they get a point. 529 00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:26,114 Pass a girl, get a point. 530 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:30,077 And she's gotten the first seven points of the game. 531 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,954 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 532 00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:34,248 And the Widows take the lead. 533 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:37,668 Hey, Black Widows, my spidey senses are tingling. 534 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:40,254 About to make a sequel in my pants. 535 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,506 Yeah, Spider-Man 3 and a Half? 536 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,757 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 537 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,176 Yeah, it is three and a half inches wide. 538 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,678 (IMITATING TROMBONE) 539 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,054 Air trombone, yeah. 540 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:52,432 Nice jam, man. 541 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:54,226 That was amazing. 542 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:55,394 Thanks. 543 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,271 Yeah. Thank you. 544 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,898 Where did you learn to skate like that? 545 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,483 Well, I once tried out for the Olympics, 546 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,777 but that didn't exactly work out. 547 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,029 You gotta maintain the triangle configuratlon. 548 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,991 I've been over it and over it with you guys. 549 00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:10,284 What do you want to do? Come on. 550 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:14,246 I don't need to do the triangle. I need to get up there and. . . 551 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,876 JOHNNY: It's the second quarter and we have Manson Number 1 552 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,544 jamming for the Hurl Scouts. 553 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,963 This is a rough contact sport. 554 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,257 These girls are lean, mean skating machines. 555 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:27,718 And they gotta go fast if they wanna get past the blockers 556 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,386 who are trying to knock them down. 557 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:32,764 And by "knock them down," I mean "beat them to a pulp." 558 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,850 Eva's gonna grab another four points, 559 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:38,562 bringing the Widows' score to 26 over the Hurl Scouts' 1 0. 560 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:43,150 Team captain Maggie Mayhem doing the honors for the Hurl Scouts, but... Oh! 561 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:46,069 Getting Widows jammer Honey Suckit back for that rail check 562 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,739 and Whiskey sweeps Manson Number 2 out of the way, 563 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:50,824 making room for Honey to widen the gap 564 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:56,496 to collect another three points there as we go into halftime. 565 00:31:56,956 --> 00:32:00,083 That makes the score 29-1 0. Come on. 566 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,501 (HORN SOUNDING) 567 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,587 They say the Scouts have the most loyal fans, 568 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:06,924 and being the worst team in the league, Lord knows they need them. 569 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,301 Oh, Rosa Sparks, no, you didn't. 570 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:10,761 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 571 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,179 God damn it. 572 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:16,016 JOHNNY: Okay, folks, the Widows have a pretty comfortable lead here 573 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,267 late in the game. 574 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:18,852 Hurl Scouts coach Razor 575 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,730 still sticking with Smashley Simpson as the jammer. 576 00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,399 She's up against the Widows' speed woman, Honey Suckit. 577 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:28,320 Oh! The Widows' jammer hip-checks Smashley. 578 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,115 Well, our favorite Whole Foods checkout girl 579 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,534 is about to bag her some Honey. Hey. 580 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,286 (ALL CHEERING) 581 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,663 Clean-up on Aisle 5. 582 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,540 With time left for only one more jam, and the game out of reach, 583 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,002 Smashley Simpson is out of here. 584 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,630 Okay, you're in. 585 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:50,050 Show me why they call you Ruthless. 586 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,730 (EXHALES) 587 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:06,441 Go get you some. 588 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,281 Okay, Austin, get ready to meet your newest Hurl Scout. 589 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:18,787 Here she is, Number 22, the fastest thing on eight wheels, Babe Ruthless. 590 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,250 Babe Ruthless? All right. Go, Babe Ruthless. 591 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,378 (WHOOPING) JOHNNY: All right, it's the final jam of the night. 592 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,797 I like the taste of fresh meat. 593 00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:32,467 And Razor, with nothing to lose, throws the rookie 594 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:35,512 into the last jam on her very first game. 595 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:36,680 And dang. 596 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:40,851 Babe Ruthless gets a double shove to the rail served up by Whiskey. 597 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:43,311 But she's back up like a Weeble. 598 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:44,771 Okay, okay, that's good. 599 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:52,112 She darts down the inside and heads towards the outside 600 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,031 and makes a run for it out of the pack. 601 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:57,284 Oh, but here comes Eva Destructlon, still skating strong, 602 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,619 hoping to ruin Babe's debut. 603 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,623 Ruthless is out of the pack. She's coming around for her points. 604 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,584 (WHOOPING) 605 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,420 That's my best friend. That's my best friend. 606 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:11,590 Rumor has it that Ruthless blew away the judges in speed trials, 607 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:13,925 and you could certainly see why tonight. 608 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,219 And now Manson Number 1 takes out Eva. 609 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,221 Feeling the heat Ruthless is bringing, 610 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,140 and she gets through for the score. 611 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:21,349 (BUZZER SOUNDING) 612 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:23,643 And Ruthless gets four points. 613 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,562 PASH: Go, Babe Ruthless. 614 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:27,564 Babe Ruthless scored the last four points of the game, 615 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:30,525 but the Widows take this one home. 616 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,110 Congratulatlons, you still suck. 617 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:33,737 (ALL WHOOPING) 618 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:37,532 That's great. Celebrate medlocrity. That's fantastic. 619 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,117 Yeah, it's all a big joke. 620 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:40,243 We came second. 621 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,537 We came second. You came second. 622 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:45,499 We came in second out of two teams. Nice. 623 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,835 ALL: (CHANTING) We're Number 2. We're Number 2. 624 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,588 We're Number 2. We're Number 2. 625 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,757 We're Number 2. ROSA: Razor, come on. You did good. 626 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:55,133 Well, I didn't throw up. 627 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,426 That'll do. Good thing. 628 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,804 Hey. Hey. 629 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:01,932 Oh, my God. I take back what I said about you not being tough. 630 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:03,809 You kicked ass. Really? 631 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,977 Oh, yeah. And I saw that guy you liked. You did? 632 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,395 Mmm-hmm. But then I lost him. 633 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,689 Bliss. Hey, Hot Tubs. 634 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,942 Oh, I can't. I gotta get home to my man. 635 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:15,112 No. Yes. Great game. 636 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:16,696 Yeah, man, that was good. 637 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,156 What's Hot Tubs? Yeah? 638 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:22,536 Oh, well, here at the Warehouse, he's Johnny Rocket. 639 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,955 But here he's "Hot Tub" Johnny. 640 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:28,250 Even though he's not allowed in, we started calling him "Hot Tub" 641 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:30,085 until he got us one. 642 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:31,878 Huh. 643 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,506 All right. Check it out. 644 00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:36,341 No, that's the thing. 645 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:41,596 Coke? You swallowed? 646 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,557 (CHUCKLES) That's hilarlous. 647 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:46,059 Not in this lifetime, Johnny. 648 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,769 Or the next one. 649 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,022 Hey. 650 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,903 (LAUGHS) 651 00:35:57,905 --> 00:35:59,406 (GRUNTS) 652 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,284 What's up, ladies? 653 00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:03,368 Should we help him? 654 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:06,538 Nah. That's her fiance. He loves it. SMASHLEY: I love you. 655 00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:08,999 That's my fiance. Hey. 656 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,208 (GRUNTS) 657 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:13,545 EVA: You know, there's some stuff I'm pretty sure I could teach you. 658 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,547 (CHUCKLES) Johnny. 659 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,635 MAN: Y'all check it out. He's not even in anymore, man. 660 00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:27,267 (SINGING) ...I need you tonight, tonight 661 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:31,104 It's gonna be all right 662 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,733 'Cause you are in my sight 663 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:38,445 All night, all night 664 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:44,326 Tonight, tonight, all night 665 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:50,081 Hey, sweet thing, will you please bring 666 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,877 That one thing, it makes my heart sing 667 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,963 Why? 'Cause I need it 668 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,840 SMASHLEY: Hey, man, check this out. 669 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:02,052 That's not a bruise. That's a bruise. 670 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:04,471 SMASHLEY: Yeah, you look pretty good. That's nice, huh? 671 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,813 Pash? 672 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:35,835 (UNATTAINABLE PLAYING) 673 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,305 Nice choice. 674 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,515 Yeah? 675 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:51,351 Yeah, and I love this one. 676 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,812 So where you from? 677 00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:55,272 (CHUCKLES) 678 00:37:55,439 --> 00:38:00,318 Well, I hail from the bustling metropolis known as Bodeen, Texas. 679 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,821 Uh, the tiny town, right? Off of South 84? 680 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:05,115 That would be the one. 681 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,075 You live alone? 682 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,451 Roommate. 683 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,537 Me, too. Four of them. 684 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:15,667 Why Bodeen? If you don't mind me asking. What do you do there? 685 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:19,254 By day, I work at the Oink Joint. 686 00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:24,259 But by night. . . MAN: Oliver. Oliver. 687 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,635 (LAUGHS) Oliver. 688 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,095 One second. 689 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,389 Oliver. 690 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,896 Get your ass down here. You left Jasper's guitar in your car. 691 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:37,981 All right, dill weed. 692 00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:39,107 Shut up, douche bag. 693 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:40,525 Nimrod. Tampon. 694 00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:41,693 Tool. 695 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:45,030 (SIGHS) 696 00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:49,826 What are you doing in approximately five and a half minutes? 697 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,162 No official plans. 698 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:53,413 Great. 699 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:56,916 I'll go bring you something. 700 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:09,804 There she is. All by herself. 701 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,267 Hey. MAVEN: Don't fight it. 702 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,023 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 703 00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:23,693 Let's get a beer. 704 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:27,197 Oh, my God. 705 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:32,911 Okay, you can make out with him. But that is it. 706 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,538 PASH: Who are you, my mother? 707 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:36,790 Pash? 708 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,459 (SQUEALS) 709 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,086 (LAUGHS) 710 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:44,464 Savage and I have been looking everywhere for you. 711 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,049 Yeah, I bet. 712 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:47,384 My belly hurts. 713 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,552 There's a storm in there. 714 00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:53,723 It really does, though. 715 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,935 Come on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's get this. 716 00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:58,228 (BURPS) 717 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,230 It's cool. I swallowed it. 718 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,690 No, come on. Just stick your fingers in your throat. 719 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,734 No, you stick your finger down your throat. 720 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:09,781 Pash. Have you ever thought about your parents making love? 721 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,450 Your dad's naked body? 722 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,576 What? 723 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,745 His balls jiggling. 724 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:16,830 (GRUNTS) 725 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:18,540 Sweaty. No. 726 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:20,667 (RETCHING) 727 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:24,963 That's not fair. 728 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,172 Could you get me a washcloth? 729 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,382 Yeah. 730 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:32,846 I'm sorry I ruined your kind of date. 731 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:35,932 But I want dirt. 732 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,439 His name's Oliver. It's a great name. 733 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:48,695 Yeah, if you like wayfaring Dickensian orphans. 734 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,698 (BLISS SIGHS) 735 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:57,787 You're gonna have to roll over. You smell like a dead goat. 736 00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:59,080 (CHUCKLES) 737 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,957 Sorry. 738 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,544 (EXHALES) Ugh. 739 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,436 Hey, girl. How was the sleepover? 740 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,812 Fine. 741 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:38,495 BROOKE: Bliss, are you ready yet? 742 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,622 The Blue Bonnet brunch is in an hour. 743 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,459 Did you forget? 744 00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:49,422 You think you have all the time in the world, 745 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:54,469 but there's not many girls who are both smart and pretty like you. 746 00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:57,514 And I hate to admit it, but the pretty part doesn't last forever. 747 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:00,975 You got to make the most of what you have while you can. 748 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,727 Nobody tells you that. 749 00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:04,854 Mom, you're still really beautiful. 750 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,025 Save your sarcasm for later. 751 00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:11,069 How's your inspiratlon speech coming? 752 00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:14,113 I'm working on it. You want me to read it? 753 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,990 Not yet. Later? 754 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,829 (JOLENE PLAYING ON RADlo) 755 00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:31,589 (SINGING) Bodeen, Bodeen, Bodeen, Bodeen 756 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:35,426 Someone get me out of here, Bodeen 757 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,555 It's depressing in the sticks 758 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,723 I'm all over these racist hicks 759 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:44,477 And I'm jonesing for an Austin fix 760 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,354 Yeah. That's right. 761 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:52,944 Bodeen, Bodeen, Bodeen, Bodeen 762 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,487 (EXCLAIMS) 763 00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:56,364 (THUDS) 764 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,491 BLISS: Oh, my God, it's him. 765 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:01,744 What do I do? 766 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,705 Go ask him if he wants a Squealer. 767 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,762 Are you stalking me? 768 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,014 No, ma'am. 769 00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:25,768 I happen to be here in Bodeen on business craving some barbeque. 770 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,230 And, yeah, I'm stalking you. 771 00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:35,653 Okay. 772 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,114 Can you take a break? 773 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:43,077 (PANTING) 774 00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:47,332 You owe me. I wasn't even supposed to work today. 775 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,419 I love you. 776 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,222 Is this you? 777 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,101 (SIGHS) 778 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:11,773 Technically, it's my brother's band. But, yes, I am in it. 779 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:14,442 And I'll be taking that from you now. 780 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:21,407 Wow. From here it kind of looks like you're wearing a Stryper T-shirt. 781 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:25,328 Stryper? Yeah, '80s Christian heavy metal. 782 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:28,331 I mean, "In the name of Jesus, we rock." 783 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,249 (CHUCKLES) 784 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:33,419 Well, I suppose if it's in His name then. 785 00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:37,757 What's this? What's this three milllon five hundred and. . . 786 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,425 Oh, that's nothing. 787 00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:43,680 You wanna know? I wanna know. 788 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,723 It's a little thing called a high score. 789 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:50,603 At just the right. . . Go. Nice shot. 790 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:54,399 Is this what you do with all the girls? 791 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,859 You take them here to show off your skills? 792 00:44:56,944 --> 00:45:01,155 Yeah. And it usually works, too. 793 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,032 Oh, yeah? 794 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,745 Maybe we should do something different. 795 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:14,794 (SINGING) Stars at night are big and bright 796 00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:19,966 BOTH: Deep in the heart of Texas 797 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,264 I should probably get to practice. 798 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,397 Shit. 799 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,400 Um. . . 800 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,945 I think I might have lost my keys. 801 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:44,323 BLISS: Marco. Polo. 802 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,660 Marco. 803 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:48,870 Polo. 804 00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:51,748 Marco! 805 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:54,584 Polo! 806 00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:57,044 Found them. 807 00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:58,713 Cool, I guess we can go now. 808 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,094 Oops. 809 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:07,221 I'm gonna kill you. 810 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:09,182 I'm gonna tear you up. I know. 811 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,558 I am going to. . . 812 00:46:10,642 --> 00:46:12,977 I realize this. I realize this. 813 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:15,146 (BUZZER SOUNDING) 814 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:18,065 HOLLY: Holy crap, you guys. We almost won that one. 815 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,400 ROSA: Yeah, almost. 816 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:22,445 You know, Razor's play actually worked. 817 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:25,239 Man, maybe we ought to learn new plays. 818 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:27,325 What's up, Hurl Scouts? 819 00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:28,868 That was so good out there. 820 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:31,537 It was really cute to see y'all trying so hard. 821 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,997 (LAUGHING) 822 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,583 I hate her. 823 00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:37,668 Bliss. Yeah? 824 00:46:37,753 --> 00:46:41,589 Remember all that stuff I said about winning not mattering? 825 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,257 Forget it. 826 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:45,551 I wanna beat that cocky bitch. 827 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,428 Me, too. 828 00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:51,557 (ALL WHOOPING) 829 00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:55,019 WINNING PLAYER: On my team. Yeah ! 830 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,903 Look what Corbi did. 831 00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,740 With all that combined brain power, 832 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,534 this is the best they could come up with? 833 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:11,327 BLISS: They got your freckles. 834 00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:12,620 That they did. 835 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:19,585 (SQUEAKING) 836 00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:26,300 (EXCLAIMS) 837 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:29,220 Hey, are you all right? 838 00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:31,806 You can't do that. 839 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:33,683 She just did. 840 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,142 We deserve better villains. 841 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,144 JOHNNY ON PA: Just a few minutes gone by, 842 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,856 but the game is already falling into a familiar pattern, 843 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:43,150 giving the Fight Attendants an 1 8-to-6 lead. 844 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:46,821 Okay, ladies, we're getting beat, but we got the playbooks. 845 00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:50,616 Time to show these Fight Attendants a few tricks of our own. 846 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,829 Let's run Play Number 3. Stampede. 847 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:56,873 Number 3? 848 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:59,000 Yeah. I think we only got to Number 2. 849 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:01,502 Like, one and a half. 850 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,715 RAZOR: You didn't learn a goddamn thing, did you? 851 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:08,718 What's it gonna take for you guys to pull it together? 852 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:12,346 You know what? That's it. Hold this. 853 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:16,183 Did he just take Number 3? 854 00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:20,479 Come on. That's all I'm saying. Just skate on through. 855 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,900 Hey, what's up, Razor? Ready to forfeit? 856 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:27,320 Forfeit my ass. Run this play. 857 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:30,740 What do I look like? An idlot? 858 00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:33,242 Anyway, I've got my own plays. 859 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:36,746 Here's $20. You know how little money I have. 860 00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:38,664 You run the play. You don't score at least three points, 861 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,791 you got another 20 coming at the end of the bout. 862 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:41,918 (HORN SOUNDING) 863 00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,586 Just run the play, Jeff. 864 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,212 You all right? Let's skate. Yeah. 865 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,715 Ladies, we've got a change of plan. What? 866 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:52,845 Hey, don't let that traitor throw you. Let's hit him where it hurts. 867 00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:56,390 Did Razor just coach the other team or did my peyote just kick in? 868 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:57,516 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 869 00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:58,976 I don't even know what's coming on 870 00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:00,978 'cause I don't know what's coming around the corner. 871 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,564 Fight Attendants are about to take on the sky. 872 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:06,776 Whoa! Holy crap, a 1 80 turn. 873 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:11,030 Kami Kaze makes her way through the rubble to score an easy four points. 874 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:13,616 Fight Attendants, 22, Hurl Scouts, 6. 875 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:15,826 Is that Play Number 3? 876 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,578 Works pretty well, doesn't it? 877 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:19,789 You suck. 878 00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:20,957 HOLLY: You turncoat. 879 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,876 Want me to give them Play Number 4 now? 880 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,629 No. 881 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:28,798 Okay. Take a knee. 882 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,302 Okay. I wanna put what just happened behind us. 883 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:36,722 I know I've moved on. We're gonna run Play Number 2. 884 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:40,935 Fire and Smashley, you at least know the first half of that, right? 885 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,812 Yes. 886 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:43,980 Okay. 887 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:46,691 Then get out there and get you some. 888 00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:50,194 Hey, Scouts. You mind finishing your little Family Feud huddie? 889 00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:52,947 Survey says you're wasting our time. 890 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,411 Let's go ape shit. 891 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,080 (POT KETTLE BLACK PLAYING) 892 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:03,124 Yeah. 893 00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:12,216 JOHNNY: Coming out of halftime and an alternate universe, 894 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:16,095 Coach Razor puts former figure skater Bloody Holly in the jammer positlon, 895 00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:18,222 who launches furlously into the pack. 896 00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:21,267 The team is on their game now, pushing Bloody to the front. 897 00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:23,853 And she makes it through Bitch and Cookie Flake 898 00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:26,814 grabbing a total of eight points for the Hurl Scouts. 899 00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:28,190 Come on, come on. 900 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:32,862 The Hurl Scouts are catching up in points for the first time ever. 901 00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:34,905 As this space oddity continues, 902 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:39,035 Babe Ruthless uses her speed to fly by... 903 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:42,121 Oh! Axels of Evil knocks her down. 904 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:45,207 But she's back up. Here they come around the turn. 905 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,876 A choreographed move from the Hurl Scouts. 906 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,878 Has to be from Razor's playbook. 907 00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:50,921 That makes the score 58-58, 908 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:53,007 a first in the history of the Hurl Scouts. 909 00:50:53,091 --> 00:50:56,677 I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Hurl Scouts are tied. 910 00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:59,263 We got a tie game here, folks. 911 00:50:59,347 --> 00:51:01,390 Oh, yeah? Oh, but Smashley goes down. 912 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,309 Really? Bitch. What the. . . No. 913 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:05,561 Ooh, watch out, Tammy. No. No. 914 00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:07,605 Here comes Smashley. 915 00:51:07,689 --> 00:51:09,065 Get off me, you psycho. 916 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,941 We've got two girls brawling on the track. 917 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:13,903 I don't know whether to break it up or break out the video camera. 918 00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:16,906 Hell hath no fury like a woman fouled. 919 00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:18,115 That's not legal. 920 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,786 By day, these ladies are your favorite waitresses, nurses, teachers, 921 00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:26,165 but by night these girls give the crowd what they came for. 922 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:30,127 Smashley Simpson is out of here. We're only moments to go 923 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,588 and the Hurl Scouts have managed to squeak out in front. 924 00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:37,259 We're at a 70-67. Hurl Scouts. 925 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:41,847 Okay, grab her wrists, hold on tight. Go. 926 00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:45,309 Play Number 8. You ready for the whip? 927 00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,103 Put your arm out, I'll be there. 928 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,604 JOHNNY: It's the final seconds of the game. 929 00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:50,940 Manson ramps Cookie Rumble, and the Hurl Scouts attempt 930 00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:53,234 a classic move in derby. Maggie. 931 00:51:53,318 --> 00:51:55,236 Babe and Maggie go for the whip, and it's effective. 932 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,530 Nothing gives you speed like the whip. 933 00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,198 (EXCLAIMING) 934 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:01,575 A whip. Ruthless is flying into the pack 935 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,786 while her teammates are doing a downright professlonal job 936 00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:07,998 of clearing the way. She picks up one, two, three, four points. 937 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:11,627 Break out the merit badges. 74-67. 938 00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:12,837 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 939 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,755 The Hurl Scouts have finally won one. 940 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:15,840 (HORN SOUNDING) 941 00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:17,716 Fight Attendants, this is your captain speaking. 942 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:20,469 It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride back to Loserville. So if you have your... 943 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:23,639 ALL: . . .you win the game. If you run the plays, you win the game! 944 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,142 How about them Hurl Scouts? Yeah. How about them Hurl Scouts? 945 00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:27,518 How about them Hurl Scouts? 946 00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:29,728 Touche, ladies. Touche. 947 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:33,065 We got to run the plays. We run the plays, we win the game. 948 00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:34,567 MAGGIE: We'll do our homework. Every time. 949 00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:37,903 There're only 1 0 of them. It's not. . . Not rocket science. 950 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,530 Let's get those Holy Rollers. 951 00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:40,865 BOTH: Yes. 952 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:43,826 (HIGH TIMES PLAYING) 953 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,083 OLIVER: (SINGING) I put a bomb in your fire 954 00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,460 You say oh-oh-oh-oh 955 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:55,838 I put a bomb in your fire You say oh-oh-oh-oh 956 00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:59,758 Murray. Murray. Murray! 957 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:03,095 (SINGING) There is a way to predict the outcome of people like you 958 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:07,725 You are a sheep in sheep's clothing and you know, you know 959 00:53:07,809 --> 00:53:11,353 I am a-coming to get you You say oh-oh, oh-oh 960 00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:14,273 There is a way to predict the outcome of... 961 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:19,236 Please tell me you did not shove Corbi Booth over a rail. 962 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,488 Actually, I did. 963 00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:24,742 Corbi has a huge bruise on her leg. 964 00:53:24,826 --> 00:53:27,661 I know that you're just too bohemian to care, 965 00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:29,371 but she has to cheer tonight. 966 00:53:29,664 --> 00:53:33,042 And she's gonna go through with it? What an athlete. 967 00:53:33,126 --> 00:53:35,336 MRS. WEAVER: I'd like to speak to the parents alone. 968 00:53:40,425 --> 00:53:43,969 JOHNNY: She's passing one, two, three girls. That's three points. 969 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,096 If you're still having trouble following the game, folks, 970 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,765 don't worry, you're not the only one. 971 00:53:47,807 --> 00:53:49,475 (BUZZER SOUNDS) We'll keep track of the score for you. 972 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,477 You keep track of the fishnets. 973 00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:54,563 This is a whole new Hurl Scouts on this four-game winning streak they're on. 974 00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:57,816 They ain't playing scared, that's for sure. 975 00:53:57,901 --> 00:53:59,610 (HORN SOUNDING) 976 00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:03,322 Number 22 pulls it off again, earning another merit badge. 977 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:05,157 Looks like she's on her way to rookie of the year, 978 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:08,410 and I can't think of anyone in recent history more deserving. 979 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,120 Oh! They gave her the whip. 980 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:12,081 You wanted it and they gave it to you, folks. 981 00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:13,249 You've been whipped. 982 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,583 (IMITATES WHIP CRACKING) 983 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:17,044 Nothing gives you speed like the whip. 984 00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:19,255 And the Scouts, they go for another one, 985 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:22,800 inching even closer to a slot in the champlonship. 986 00:54:22,884 --> 00:54:24,426 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 987 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:28,264 (SINGING) And When you try to resist It's like ha-ha-ha-ha 988 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:33,978 There is no way around this tell me ho-ho-ho-holy roller 989 00:54:34,187 --> 00:54:39,275 Can you feel my flame? 990 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:49,743 So my brother's been working on some dates. 991 00:54:49,869 --> 00:54:53,414 And it looks like this tour thing is actually gonna happen. 992 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:56,542 That's really great. 993 00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:58,002 Yeah, I guess. 994 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:02,464 Thirty-four days crammed into a crappy van with four other dudes. 995 00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:05,884 Like a bathroom on wheels or something. 996 00:55:06,177 --> 00:55:07,428 That's a long time. 997 00:55:08,513 --> 00:55:11,724 No, it's cool. 998 00:55:13,685 --> 00:55:17,229 Look, you'll be doing your thing, I'll be doing mine. 999 00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:21,900 It'll go by fast, you'll see. 1000 00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:41,587 EARL: Hit it. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah. 1001 00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:44,548 Go, go, go, baby. Yeah. I love it. 1002 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:46,091 Oh, my God. Do it. 1003 00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:49,720 (EXCLAIMS) No, I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know. 1004 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:52,222 (ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV) Blisster? What are you doing? 1005 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:55,768 I'm watching the game. 1006 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,187 (LAUGHS) 1007 00:55:58,813 --> 00:56:01,190 That's what I tell the folks at work, I'm cutting out early. 1008 00:56:01,274 --> 00:56:03,984 I tell your mom I'm coming home late. 1009 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:06,779 Dad, I'm not gonna tell her. 1010 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:14,703 Why do you feel like you have to lie to her? 1011 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:17,539 (SIGHS) 1012 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:21,752 You gotta pick your battles with your mother 1013 00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:25,005 because she is a fighter. 1014 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,465 (LAUGHS) 1015 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:31,720 This Blue Bonnet deal means so much to her. 1016 00:56:33,306 --> 00:56:36,558 And I think it's really nice, you going along. 1017 00:56:39,854 --> 00:56:41,730 But you know there's more to life than beauty pageants. 1018 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:43,607 You know that, right? 1019 00:56:43,691 --> 00:56:44,733 I'm aware. 1020 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:46,902 All right. I'll shut up. 1021 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,864 Can I have one? 1022 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:55,994 No, you may not, but you can have a sip of mine. 1023 00:56:58,623 --> 00:57:03,502 (LAUGHS) Oh ! Go. He took it to him. 1024 00:57:04,170 --> 00:57:07,005 That was a nice. . . That was a good block. 1025 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,884 Since when do you like football? 1026 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,010 (BURPS) 1027 00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:15,139 I don't. I better go. 1028 00:57:24,899 --> 00:57:26,567 Hey. Listen up. Just a brief announcement, 1029 00:57:26,651 --> 00:57:28,485 then you get right back to your food. 1030 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,529 The champlonship bout is November 1 2th. 1031 00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:31,655 (ALL CHEERING) 1032 00:57:31,739 --> 00:57:33,907 You got your flyers right there. 1033 00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:37,035 If the Hurl Scouts win one more game, we're in it. 1034 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,495 Good luck with that. 1035 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,706 Now I'd like to yield the floor to Miss Eva Destructlon. 1036 00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:44,460 Love you, Eva. 1037 00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:45,878 Thank you. 1038 00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:48,380 In the grand derby traditlon, 1039 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:53,260 as you know, the new poster girl is revealed by a member of another team. 1040 00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:55,721 Sorry, Widows. 1041 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,474 Suck on this, girls. 1042 00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:00,517 (HURL SCOUTS EXCLAIMING) 1043 00:58:02,103 --> 00:58:03,562 ROSA: Yes. 1044 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:07,065 Very cute. Very cute indeed. 1045 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,820 One for our team, man. 1046 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:16,158 There she is. 1047 00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:17,618 Yeah, yeah. Make the face. 1048 00:58:17,702 --> 00:58:19,036 Make the face. Do it. 1049 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,245 Yeah. 1050 00:58:21,372 --> 00:58:23,165 (ALL LAUGHING) 1051 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,168 (ALL CHATTERING) 1052 00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:32,007 SMASHLEY: Exactly. 1053 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:36,637 Congratulatlons, Ruthless. 1054 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:39,515 Hey, Smash. 1055 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:41,099 What's up, Maven? 1056 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,185 Hurl Scouts. What up? 1057 00:58:43,269 --> 00:58:46,271 I just wanna congratulate you on your new poster child. 1058 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:47,606 ALL: Yeah. Thanks. 1059 00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:49,691 Yeah, you worked hard for that, didn't you? 1060 00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:51,193 That's really kind of you. 1061 00:58:51,277 --> 00:58:52,694 Hey. HOLLY: Hey, hey. Hey. 1062 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:53,904 You guys hang on a sec. 1063 00:58:53,988 --> 00:58:55,239 That's okay. 1064 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:59,326 It's just a French fry. That's okay. SMASHLEY: Maven, man. 1065 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:00,786 (LAUGHS) 1066 00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:02,412 (ALL LAUGHING) 1067 00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:04,957 (EXCLAIMS) 1068 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:09,586 (HURL SCOUTS LAUGHING) Yes! Yes! 1069 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,463 Ruthless, yeah. 1070 00:59:12,465 --> 00:59:15,801 ROSA: Okay. I love it. HOLLY: I love it. 1071 00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:18,762 I like banana cream, but I like chocolate, too. 1072 00:59:18,846 --> 00:59:20,472 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1073 00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:23,642 Food fight! 1074 00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:46,164 BROOKE: Gorgeous. Just beautiful. 1075 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:48,542 How's your speech coming? 1076 00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:49,835 It's good. 1077 00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:52,379 Okay. Turn around. 1078 00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:55,424 (GASPS) 1079 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:57,134 What is that? 1080 00:59:57,218 --> 01:00:00,220 Oh, it's. . . I tripped at work. 1081 01:00:00,346 --> 01:00:01,888 Are you okay? 1082 01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,515 It's a bruise. I can handle it. 1083 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,767 It looks like it hurt. It's fine. 1084 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:21,033 (SIGHS) 1085 01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:22,451 You got to be kidding me. 1086 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:26,872 Oh, shit. 1087 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,250 JOHNNY ON PA: This is an important game, folks. 1088 01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:32,586 This is the last game before the champlonship. 1089 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:36,048 The winner today goes on to the big game. 1090 01:00:36,382 --> 01:00:38,675 And Ruthless is your lead jammer and she gets through. 1091 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,261 And the Scouts score four points. 1092 01:00:41,387 --> 01:00:43,555 (BUZZER SOUNDS) The Hurl Scouts have won. 1093 01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:45,807 (WHOOPS) 1094 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:49,519 Listen to how high my voice is. I need an hour of Oprah. 1095 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:53,148 I'm like a woman. I need a white wine spritzer. 1096 01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:54,733 (SIREN WAILS) 1097 01:00:55,401 --> 01:00:57,235 POLICEMAN ON MEGAPHONE: By order of the fire marshal, 1098 01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:00,822 you are hereby ordered to evacuate the building. 1099 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,699 JOHNNY: Well, this game is over, folks. 1100 01:01:02,784 --> 01:01:04,993 The Holy Rollers are already in the champlonship, 1101 01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:07,412 so now the Hurl Scouts will play the Rollers 1102 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,749 in the champlonship game on November 1 2th. 1103 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,085 Come on, man, roller derby is not a crime. 1104 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:14,378 lllegally filling a warehouse 1105 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:18,298 with too many people is. Wait here. I gotta go find Oliver. 1106 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,717 Hey, hey, you two. I need to see your ID. 1107 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:21,885 I was just leaving. 1108 01:01:21,969 --> 01:01:25,263 Look, you can show me your ID, or you can go to jail. 1109 01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:29,518 Young lady, what was that you just disposed of? 1110 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:34,481 Seventeen, huh? Don't you think you're kind of far from home? 1111 01:01:35,233 --> 01:01:36,525 That's why I was leaving. 1112 01:01:36,609 --> 01:01:38,110 Yeah, good idea. 1113 01:01:38,736 --> 01:01:42,614 Hey. Hi. Come on. 1114 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:46,451 What do you say? Cherry Slurpees to celebrate our last night? 1115 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:55,919 I gotta find Pash. 1116 01:03:02,695 --> 01:03:05,071 (YOUR ARMS AROUND ME PLAYING) 1117 01:03:23,674 --> 01:03:27,886 (SINGING) I was slicing up an avocado 1118 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:31,890 When you came up behind me 1119 01:03:32,725 --> 01:03:37,187 With your silent brand new sneakers 1120 01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:41,024 Your reflectlon I did not see 1121 01:03:41,526 --> 01:03:46,071 It was the hottest day in August 1122 01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:50,784 We were heading for the sea 1123 01:03:50,868 --> 01:03:55,372 For a second my mind started drifting 1124 01:03:55,456 --> 01:04:11,221 You put your arms around me 1125 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:17,435 You put your arms around 1126 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:22,357 From your mouth speaks your lovely voice 1127 01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:26,486 The softest words ever spoken 1128 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,116 What's broken can always be fixed 1129 01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:38,665 What's fixed will always be broken 1130 01:04:42,503 --> 01:04:44,379 (NO SURPRISES PLAYING) 1131 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:04,774 (SINGING) A heart that's 1132 01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:10,405 full up like a landfill 1133 01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:16,995 A job that slowly kills you 1134 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:23,126 Bruises that won't heal 1135 01:05:27,506 --> 01:05:33,219 You look so tired-unhappy 1136 01:05:33,804 --> 01:05:39,351 Bring down the government 1137 01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:47,108 They don't They don't speak for us 1138 01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:57,702 Where the hell have you been? 1139 01:05:58,537 --> 01:06:03,166 We got a phone call from Pash's parents at about 3:00 in the morning. 1140 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:05,627 That wasn't fun. 1141 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,755 This is your SAT class? 1142 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:14,594 Excuse me, what are you doing? 1143 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,347 You can't do that. I paid for those. 1144 01:06:17,431 --> 01:06:21,142 Hey, you lied, kiddo, all right? That dog ain't gonna hunt. 1145 01:06:21,894 --> 01:06:24,729 Okay. All right, I screwed up. 1146 01:06:25,731 --> 01:06:27,691 I get it, but what was I supposed to. . . 1147 01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:28,984 Was I supposed to ask for permisslon? 1148 01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:30,318 I mean, you would have just said no. 1149 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,529 You're damn straight, we would have said no. 1150 01:06:32,613 --> 01:06:33,989 What do you think 1151 01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:36,449 that the world thinks of those girls with all their tattoos? 1152 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:39,327 Do you think they have an easy time finding a job? 1153 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:42,288 Or getting a loan applicatlon? 1154 01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:43,665 Or going to a decent college? 1155 01:06:43,749 --> 01:06:45,041 I think it depends on the girl. 1156 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:46,835 Or finding a husband? 1157 01:06:46,919 --> 01:06:48,253 No, you just limit your choices. 1158 01:06:48,337 --> 01:06:49,838 Serlously, you need to stop. 1159 01:06:49,922 --> 01:06:51,673 You really need to stop shoving 1160 01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:55,719 your psychotic idea of '50s womanhood down my throat. 1161 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:02,183 And pageants? I mean, what have they ever done for you? 1162 01:07:02,476 --> 01:07:05,228 That's my point, Bliss. 1163 01:07:05,312 --> 01:07:06,604 I didn't have a mother 1164 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:10,108 to navigate all my opportunities. Jesus Christ. 1165 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:13,028 I am in love with this. 1166 01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:16,990 I mean, don't you get it? 1167 01:07:17,074 --> 01:07:18,616 It won't last. 1168 01:07:19,118 --> 01:07:22,662 In two or three years, it'll be over. This is a moment. 1169 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:24,706 Well, how great is that? 1170 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,168 You don't understand. 1171 01:07:28,252 --> 01:07:30,503 You will when you have to support yourself. 1172 01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:31,838 I do support myself. 1173 01:07:31,922 --> 01:07:33,423 No, you don't. 1174 01:07:33,507 --> 01:07:35,300 You buy shoes. 1175 01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:45,310 You're full of shit. 1176 01:07:46,353 --> 01:07:47,729 You know what, actually. . . 1177 01:07:47,813 --> 01:07:48,897 Hey. 1178 01:07:48,981 --> 01:07:50,732 Hey, you calm down, little lady. 1179 01:07:50,816 --> 01:07:53,234 Why don't you go back to your turtle shell 1180 01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:56,404 so you don't have to freaking confront anything? 1181 01:07:58,699 --> 01:08:00,075 (SNIFFLES) 1182 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:11,002 You all right? 1183 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,633 I just don't wanna talk about it. 1184 01:08:16,717 --> 01:08:18,718 Pash, come on. 1185 01:08:19,678 --> 01:08:21,805 You told me to wait for you. 1186 01:08:21,889 --> 01:08:24,099 I was so busy waiting for you that I didn't notice the cop 1187 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:26,184 coming over to arrest me for an open container. 1188 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,769 Shit, are you okay? 1189 01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:29,979 No, actually, I'm not okay, all right? 1190 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:34,609 On top of everything, my parents decided to put a GPS in my car 1191 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:37,362 so they can track my every goddamn move. 1192 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,325 So what's your problem? 1193 01:08:42,409 --> 01:08:44,953 Hope the joyride with your boyfriend was worth it. 1194 01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:48,081 Wait, wait. How is this my fauIt, okay? 1195 01:08:48,165 --> 01:08:49,457 I didn't put that drink in your hand. 1196 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:52,377 You know what? I'm ecstatic that you have this whole new life 1197 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,295 and you have all new friends and it's great. 1198 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:58,466 But I'm trying to get out of this armpit of a town just as much as you. 1199 01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:00,718 And last time I checked, 1200 01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:03,805 getting arrested is not the kind of extracurricular 1201 01:09:03,889 --> 01:09:06,599 that Ivy League schools are looking for. 1202 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:11,980 Do you really think that this roller derby career of yours is going anywhere? 1203 01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:14,315 That's not what it's about. 1204 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,067 Oh, yeah, right. 1205 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,735 I'm sorry, Pash. 1206 01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,538 Thanks for letting me stay. 1207 01:09:28,622 --> 01:09:29,747 Anytime. 1208 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:31,374 (RILEY GRUNTING) 1209 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:35,670 That's Riley back there. He's my little man. 1210 01:09:38,674 --> 01:09:40,884 So that's why you never come out with us? 1211 01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:43,678 Yeah, he pretty much owns my ass. Don't you, Rile? 1212 01:09:43,762 --> 01:09:45,263 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1213 01:09:45,806 --> 01:09:49,267 Okay, first stop, sitter. Then the Warehouse. 1214 01:09:59,945 --> 01:10:03,198 Ruthless, Ruthless, Ruthless. 1215 01:10:05,117 --> 01:10:06,910 Maven, Maven, Maven? 1216 01:10:08,662 --> 01:10:10,622 Hey, guess how old I am. 1217 01:10:12,666 --> 01:10:13,875 Twenty-seven? 1218 01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:15,293 Oh, that's sweet. 1219 01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,255 I'm 36. 1220 01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:23,384 Guess when I started skating. 1221 01:10:24,011 --> 01:10:25,470 I was 31 . 1222 01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:32,727 'Cause it took me that long to find one thing that I was really good at. 1223 01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:40,568 And you know what? I worked my ass off to get it. 1224 01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:44,197 Yeah, me, too. 1225 01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:47,825 It's too bad you're only 1 7. 1226 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:53,581 What do you think the league is gonna say when they find that out? 1227 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:57,418 Or your teammates, when they find out you've been lying? 1228 01:10:57,503 --> 01:10:59,837 That's gonna be rough. Maven, please. Look. . . 1229 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:01,381 No, you look. 1230 01:11:01,465 --> 01:11:04,968 One day it will be your time, Ruthless, but it's not your time now. 1231 01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:09,013 And if I was you, I wouldn't even bother lacing up those skates. 1232 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,240 (CRYING) 1233 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,119 Fuck. 1234 01:11:31,203 --> 01:11:33,037 (PHONE LINE RINGING) 1235 01:11:33,664 --> 01:11:36,457 It's Oliver. I'm running with the bulls right now. 1236 01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:37,583 (BEEPS) 1237 01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:39,043 Hey, Oliver. 1238 01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:45,216 I just need to talk to you. I. . . I'm calling you from a payphone. 1239 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,096 Look, I've left home. 1240 01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:57,645 I. . . You know, this. . . I don't. . . 1241 01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,023 I don't wanna do this on voicemail, 1242 01:12:00,107 --> 01:12:03,818 so maybe you can get me on Maggie's phone. 1243 01:12:04,903 --> 01:12:08,865 51 2-697-4998. 1244 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:14,412 And then we can just. . . We can talk later. Okay, bye. 1245 01:12:15,622 --> 01:12:17,206 (PHONE RINGING) 1246 01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:20,001 Oink Joint. BLISS: Hey, B. 1247 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:21,586 Hey, Bliss. 1248 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:22,837 Is Pash there? 1249 01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:26,674 She's not here. 1250 01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:32,513 Yeah, okay. Bye. 1251 01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:49,489 If, you know, you hear a hint of pain in my voice 1252 01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:52,283 when I say that I've lost my best friend 1253 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:55,828 to a gang of roller skating she-males 1254 01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:59,707 and that the only highlight of my night was serving corn to an old man 1255 01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:03,711 who can't even chew it, then I'd say you're wrong. 1256 01:13:06,507 --> 01:13:07,840 I'm happy. 1257 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:27,527 Okay. That was odd. 1258 01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:33,574 Oddly glorlous. 1259 01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:37,120 SMASHLEY: Ruthless, what's up? 1260 01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:41,999 I just had something I wanted to tell you all. 1261 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,293 ALL: Seventeen? 1262 01:13:44,378 --> 01:13:45,586 What if you'd gotten hurt? 1263 01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:47,755 Her parents could sue the league, you guys. 1264 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,840 MAGGIE: I know. 1265 01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:50,800 We're in enough trouble with the fire marshal as it is. 1266 01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:52,552 Exactly. You know what? She can still play 1267 01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:56,139 as long as she gets permisslon from one of her parents. 1268 01:13:58,267 --> 01:13:59,517 I can't. 1269 01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:02,937 I'm not even living at home right now. 1270 01:14:03,021 --> 01:14:07,483 Well, even though you can't skate with us, and you're a big liar, 1271 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,610 you're still a Hurl Scout. 1272 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:12,029 Yeah, you could be our mascot. 1273 01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:13,364 (ALL LAUGHING) 1274 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:14,866 SMASHLEY: Okay, go. HOLLY: Okay, okay, okay. 1275 01:14:17,578 --> 01:14:21,330 You can't understand until you have one. Everything changes. 1276 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:26,127 Yeah, that's what my mom always says, 1277 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:28,379 but you're not really like her, though. 1278 01:14:28,505 --> 01:14:29,797 Oh, I'm the cool aunt? 1279 01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:31,007 Yeah. 1280 01:14:31,091 --> 01:14:32,592 (ALL LAUGHING) 1281 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:38,347 Why don't I just cut school and hang out with you guys today? 1282 01:14:39,683 --> 01:14:41,350 Bliss, I know what it's like to wanna do your own thing, 1283 01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:42,560 believe me, I do. 1284 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:45,271 But maybe there's a way you can do it 1285 01:14:45,355 --> 01:14:48,191 without making your parents feel like crap? 1286 01:14:49,234 --> 01:14:51,152 What? I've just been thinking. 1287 01:14:51,236 --> 01:14:54,906 I think maybe you're being a little selfish with your mom. 1288 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,078 Okay, no. 1289 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,500 She's the one who has been shoving her agenda 1290 01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:07,793 down my throat since day one. 1291 01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:12,465 First of all, you're lucky to have a mom that even cares. 1292 01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:14,342 And just because she's wrong about derby, 1293 01:15:14,426 --> 01:15:17,720 doesn't mean she's wrong about every single thing. 1294 01:15:17,804 --> 01:15:21,015 And if Riley ever lies to me the way you lied to your parents, 1295 01:15:21,099 --> 01:15:23,559 he wouldn't even be able to run away 'cause I'd break his legs. 1296 01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:24,852 (RILEY GASPS) 1297 01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:27,647 I'm just kidding, honey. That was a joke. 1298 01:15:27,731 --> 01:15:29,106 (ALL LAUGH) 1299 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,859 I am here for you, 1300 01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:36,948 but just because you've found a new family doesn't mean you throw the old one away. 1301 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:51,128 Have a swell day at school, sweetheart. 1302 01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:54,924 You didn't see that, did you? 1303 01:16:07,312 --> 01:16:09,313 (COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING) 1304 01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:16,112 (HIGH TIMES PLAYiNG ON COMPUTER) 1305 01:16:22,035 --> 01:16:25,413 (SINGING) I put a bomb in your fire You say oh-oh-oh-oh 1306 01:16:25,497 --> 01:16:29,083 I put a bomb in your fire You say oh-oh-oh-oh 1307 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:34,005 There is a way to predict the outcome of people like you 1308 01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:40,094 You are a sheep in sheep's clothing and you know, you know... 1309 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:58,195 (SNIFFLES) 1310 01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:16,380 Please don't judge me right now. 1311 01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:28,100 Whoever he is, he doesn't deserve you. 1312 01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:32,063 Come here. 1313 01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:38,110 I feel sick. 1314 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:40,988 I know you do. 1315 01:17:51,249 --> 01:17:53,125 I gave him everything. 1316 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:56,587 No, don't say that. 1317 01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:06,931 No, it's true. 1318 01:18:09,601 --> 01:18:10,768 I did. 1319 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:42,133 That's a lot to process. 1320 01:18:48,473 --> 01:18:50,975 She was wearing my Stryper T-shirt. 1321 01:18:51,893 --> 01:18:54,145 I just don't understand how he could do that. 1322 01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:55,688 Your T-shirt? 1323 01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:59,942 It's the only cool thing you own. 1324 01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:01,819 That you'd know about. 1325 01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:03,028 (CHUCKLES) 1326 01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:04,488 Stryper. 1327 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:12,621 Mom, this isn't. . . 1328 01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:15,875 This isn't working. 1329 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:18,961 I know. 1330 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:22,465 You just make me feel so guilty. 1331 01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:27,386 That's not what I want. 1332 01:19:29,389 --> 01:19:31,307 I deserve it sometimes. 1333 01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:37,938 Well, I know I can go overboard sometimes. 1334 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:43,402 But when the person that you love more than anything 1335 01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:46,363 tells you that you suck, it. . . 1336 01:19:49,284 --> 01:19:52,953 If you want me to do the Miss Blue Bonnet pageant, I will. 1337 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:56,081 No, no, no, no. We're way past that. 1338 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:59,794 No, it's not a big deal. I mean, we already got the dress. 1339 01:20:04,716 --> 01:20:06,967 Don't do it for me. 1340 01:20:08,178 --> 01:20:10,346 Fine, I'll do it for myself. 1341 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,139 (DOOR OPENING) 1342 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,647 Look who's back. 1343 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:21,732 Hi. 1344 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:30,866 Glad you're safe. 1345 01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:35,579 I shouldn't have said those things to you. 1346 01:20:40,043 --> 01:20:42,086 AIready forgotten, kiddo. 1347 01:20:52,013 --> 01:20:54,807 PASH: She's trying to look pathetic on purpose. 1348 01:20:58,979 --> 01:21:01,772 How long you gonna hold onto that grudge? 1349 01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:13,325 Thanks. 1350 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:19,123 Pash, I'm sorry. You see, I just. . . 1351 01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:20,708 Come on. 1352 01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:22,126 I'm sorry. 1353 01:21:25,130 --> 01:21:26,797 I'm really sorry. 1354 01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:29,174 I know. 1355 01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:33,470 Just keep. . . Keep saying it. 1356 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:34,597 Yeah. 1357 01:21:34,681 --> 01:21:36,056 Over and over again, please. 1358 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:38,309 Yeah, I will. I'll keep it up. 1359 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:41,270 So what happened? 1360 01:21:41,354 --> 01:21:44,815 God. I just feel like such. . . 1361 01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:50,529 I'm stupid. I'm just. . . I feel so stupid for falling for it. 1362 01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:54,408 Yeah, that's why I like a good fondling, you know? 1363 01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:56,285 It's so much simpler. 1364 01:21:57,370 --> 01:22:02,166 Well, while you were off gallivanting, I. . . 1365 01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:05,336 I got some news. 1366 01:22:07,088 --> 01:22:08,881 What. . . What. . . What's. . . 1367 01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,342 I got into some colleges. 1368 01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:13,928 Wow! 1369 01:22:14,012 --> 01:22:16,221 My parents want me to go to Johns Hopkins, 1370 01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:20,643 but I think I'm gonna go to Columbia. 1371 01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:24,813 I know. I'm gonna see what it's like to live in New York for a little while. 1372 01:22:24,898 --> 01:22:26,857 That's amazing. 1373 01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:35,783 Do you still have his stupid jacket? 1374 01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:47,169 SHANIA: Did he turn into a handsome prince? 1375 01:22:47,253 --> 01:22:48,879 No, he stayed a Birdman. 1376 01:22:49,547 --> 01:22:53,008 But the worst part is, he's actually a good kisser. 1377 01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:55,928 Really good. 1378 01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:58,138 Congratulatlons are in order. 1379 01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:00,933 Uh, no. Let's not encourage this. 1380 01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:04,186 I like Birdman. He's nice. 1381 01:23:04,270 --> 01:23:07,982 Hey, Bliss. Somebody on the phone for you. A Maggie Mayhem? 1382 01:23:09,192 --> 01:23:10,234 Well, look at you. 1383 01:23:10,318 --> 01:23:11,318 I got a makeover. 1384 01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:12,903 Yes, you did. 1385 01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:19,243 Hello. 1386 01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:20,661 MAGGIE: Ruthless, it's the champlonship. 1387 01:23:20,745 --> 01:23:23,122 Don't even tell me you can't make it. 1388 01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,248 I can't. 1389 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:28,252 Is it her mom? Let me talk to her. I'll knock her out. 1390 01:23:29,212 --> 01:23:31,088 Just tell your mom it's important. 1391 01:23:32,048 --> 01:23:34,800 The pageant is the same day as the game, and I can't. 1392 01:23:34,884 --> 01:23:38,137 Well, you have to try harder and you have to make it work. We need you. 1393 01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:39,680 SMASHLEY: Let me talk to her mom. Bye. 1394 01:23:39,764 --> 01:23:41,682 I'll kick her in her... 1395 01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:44,560 You're selling out. 1396 01:23:55,905 --> 01:23:57,448 (LAUGHING) 1397 01:24:00,660 --> 01:24:02,286 "Babe Ruthless." 1398 01:24:03,329 --> 01:24:05,539 JOHNNY: ...a classic move in derby. 1399 01:24:05,623 --> 01:24:08,667 Babe and Maggie go for the whip, and it's effective. 1400 01:24:08,752 --> 01:24:13,255 Nothing gives you speed like a whip. Look at Ruthless fly. 1401 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:24,558 Excuse me, ladies. 1402 01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:28,645 I'm looking for Maggie, Maggie Mayhem. 1403 01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:31,857 (KIDS PLAYING) 1404 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:35,277 Good pageant, y'all. 1405 01:24:38,823 --> 01:24:40,616 Love the dress, Amber. 1406 01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:47,498 EARL: We'll have to break through. SMASHLEY: I know. 1407 01:24:47,665 --> 01:24:48,999 What time is it? 1408 01:24:51,669 --> 01:24:54,421 Your gown is custom, huh? Yeah. 1409 01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:56,757 It's beautiful. 1410 01:24:56,841 --> 01:24:58,133 Thanks. 1411 01:25:00,011 --> 01:25:02,221 Your dress is nice, too, Amber. 1412 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:05,682 Hey. Hey. 1413 01:25:07,477 --> 01:25:09,061 We need to talk. 1414 01:25:14,567 --> 01:25:16,610 Ma'am, put down the lip gloss. 1415 01:25:16,694 --> 01:25:18,112 Step away from the mirror. 1416 01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:19,738 (ALL LAUGHING) 1417 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:23,200 What are you all doing here? Are you. . . Hey, man. 1418 01:25:23,576 --> 01:25:25,119 You're just springing this on me now? 1419 01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:26,703 I know the timing sucks, 1420 01:25:26,788 --> 01:25:28,956 but I've been thinking. You know, I'm not so bothered 1421 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,999 by her playing this roller derby. 1422 01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:32,584 In fact, I think it's kind of neat. 1423 01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:35,587 I went on the website, they got Blisster's pictures all over. 1424 01:25:35,672 --> 01:25:37,464 And it looks like they're having a ton of fun. 1425 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:41,885 Earl, we just spent a lot of money on a custom-made gown, 1426 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:44,471 and you want her to just up and quit? 1427 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,974 Yeah, but her team is in the league champlonships. 1428 01:25:47,058 --> 01:25:48,809 The game's tonight. 1429 01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:52,312 $800, Earl. 1430 01:25:55,316 --> 01:25:57,484 I can take losing the money. 1431 01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:02,406 I cannot take losing the chance for our kid to be happy. 1432 01:26:02,907 --> 01:26:04,408 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1433 01:26:04,534 --> 01:26:06,702 I love her. Yeah, she looks nice. 1434 01:26:06,786 --> 01:26:08,245 Really sweet. BROOKE: Bliss. 1435 01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:09,621 BLISS: You guys gotta hide, my mom's coming. 1436 01:26:09,747 --> 01:26:12,583 Bliss. Serlously. You guys have to hide. 1437 01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:14,751 BLISS: Hey. 1438 01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:16,003 BROOKE: Bliss. 1439 01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:19,506 Your daddy is about to come in here and tell you that he thinks it's okay 1440 01:26:19,591 --> 01:26:22,885 for you to go off and play roller derby. 1441 01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:25,053 I don't agree. Mom. 1442 01:26:25,138 --> 01:26:30,017 When you told me that you weren't doing the Miss Blue Bonnet for me, 1443 01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:32,311 did you mean it? 1444 01:26:42,113 --> 01:26:45,616 Well, good luck. 1445 01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:07,763 Come on, ladies. What are we waiting for? 1446 01:27:07,847 --> 01:27:08,847 SMASHLEY: Ready to play. 1447 01:27:09,807 --> 01:27:11,058 Okay. 1448 01:27:15,146 --> 01:27:19,608 Wait. One more thing. 1449 01:27:21,152 --> 01:27:24,238 HOLLY: Yeah. Come on, let's go. SMASHLEY: Good luck, Amber. 1450 01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:25,530 Step it up. 1451 01:27:28,117 --> 01:27:30,410 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1452 01:27:31,704 --> 01:27:33,956 That's when. . . 1453 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:35,165 Hi. 1454 01:27:38,586 --> 01:27:39,920 I got it. 1455 01:27:40,838 --> 01:27:43,507 We just got back into town. I came straight over. 1456 01:27:43,591 --> 01:27:47,761 I probably still smell like the van. But. . . 1457 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:51,765 I went on your website and saw some girl wearing my Stryper T-shirt. 1458 01:27:51,849 --> 01:27:53,433 Oh, that girl. . . 1459 01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:56,395 She just climbed into our van, 1460 01:27:56,479 --> 01:27:59,064 threw on your shirt. She was an idlot. 1461 01:28:00,733 --> 01:28:03,443 You know, I don't wanna be this girl. 1462 01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:04,861 What girl? 1463 01:28:05,571 --> 01:28:10,325 I don't wanna be the girl that has to stand here 1464 01:28:10,410 --> 01:28:14,538 and hear about what didn't happen between you and some idlot. 1465 01:28:14,622 --> 01:28:18,709 You don't. And this is bullshit, anyway. I didn't cheat on you. 1466 01:28:20,586 --> 01:28:24,047 But you never called, okay? 1467 01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:25,465 Okay. 1468 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:28,844 I know I should've called, but there was no privacy in the van. 1469 01:28:28,928 --> 01:28:31,430 And then I got your message and. . . 1470 01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:40,439 I would've called. 1471 01:28:42,775 --> 01:28:44,985 My mom wants her shirt back. 1472 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:54,328 That's right, I'm back. 1473 01:28:55,288 --> 01:28:57,539 Thanks a lot for outing me. That was a class move. 1474 01:28:57,623 --> 01:29:00,751 I didn't out you. I never said a word. 1475 01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:02,836 I was just messing with you. 1476 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:04,838 I don't wanna beat your ass with rumors. 1477 01:29:04,922 --> 01:29:08,175 I wanna beat your ass on the track with my skates. 1478 01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:11,261 JOHNNY ON PA: It is happening tonight, folks. 1479 01:29:11,721 --> 01:29:13,847 There they are, the coaches shaking hands, 1480 01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:15,557 being nice and diplomatic 1481 01:29:15,641 --> 01:29:18,685 right before the craziest match that we will ever see here. 1482 01:29:20,229 --> 01:29:21,813 Oh, I love it, Austin. 1483 01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:24,149 That's right, ladies and gentlemen, 1484 01:29:24,233 --> 01:29:26,902 we're talking about the one and only Iron Maven 1485 01:29:26,986 --> 01:29:31,698 versus the upstart from the heart of Texas, Babe Ruthless. 1486 01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:33,617 Yes. 1487 01:29:33,701 --> 01:29:35,786 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 1488 01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:39,039 Our jammers, Ruthless versus Maven 1489 01:29:39,123 --> 01:29:42,292 head-to-head, the teams' two top stars. 1490 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,211 As they approach the pack, 1491 01:29:44,295 --> 01:29:47,005 Ruthless seems to be having an easier time finding an opening, 1492 01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:50,425 slithering through like a proverbial snake in the grass. 1493 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:54,388 There's Babe Ruthless, Iron Maven, neck and neck. 1494 01:29:54,472 --> 01:29:57,224 They've been after each other the whole time. Oh! 1495 01:29:58,142 --> 01:29:59,810 That's a hip check right there. 1496 01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:01,812 You don't see Maven taken down like that too often. 1497 01:30:01,896 --> 01:30:04,231 Did you see that? Call it. 1498 01:30:04,315 --> 01:30:05,941 That was illegal. What are you talking about? 1499 01:30:06,025 --> 01:30:07,067 It's a clean hit. 1500 01:30:07,151 --> 01:30:09,236 That was illegal. Just call that shit. 1501 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:10,987 Calm her down. 1502 01:30:12,156 --> 01:30:14,491 I'll show you ruthless, Ruthless. 1503 01:30:14,575 --> 01:30:16,243 (BUZZER SOUNDING) 1504 01:30:17,036 --> 01:30:18,578 JOHNNY: It's the second quarter, folks. 1505 01:30:18,663 --> 01:30:21,957 We got Babe Ruthless jamming against the Rollers' Jackie Daniels. 1506 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:27,212 Finally, I made it to the promised lands. 1507 01:30:27,296 --> 01:30:30,424 Okay, don't embarrass me now that you're here, all right? 1508 01:30:30,508 --> 01:30:31,675 Never. 1509 01:30:34,178 --> 01:30:36,680 Go, Bliss. Go! 1510 01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:39,057 Go, Babe Ruthless! 1511 01:30:39,142 --> 01:30:40,225 Go! 1512 01:30:41,185 --> 01:30:42,477 JOHNNY: Babe Ruthless coming in to the pack, 1513 01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:44,020 but she's having trouble getting out. 1514 01:30:44,105 --> 01:30:47,816 That tiny pipsqueak finds a hole, but not as fast as Jackie Daniels 1515 01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:50,360 breaks out of the pack, becomes the lead jammer. 1516 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:54,448 Rollers just picked up four more points, bringing the score 24-1 1 , 1517 01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,032 Rollers in the lead. 1518 01:30:56,367 --> 01:30:57,409 (EXCLAIMS) 1519 01:30:57,493 --> 01:30:59,369 Slaya takes down Smashley. 1520 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:01,496 Oh, but the Mansons grab those wings 1521 01:31:01,581 --> 01:31:04,916 and Smashley flies after Slaya like a bat out of hell. 1522 01:31:07,962 --> 01:31:10,297 You just clotheslined me, man. 1523 01:31:10,381 --> 01:31:11,965 (MOCK SOBBING) 1524 01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:13,300 (CROWD CHEERING) 1525 01:31:13,384 --> 01:31:16,052 JOHNNY: Princess Slaya, feeling the force now. 1526 01:31:18,514 --> 01:31:21,391 That's gonna hurt tomorrow in a galaxy far, far away. 1527 01:31:22,643 --> 01:31:24,561 Listen. You play smart, stay aggressive. 1528 01:31:24,645 --> 01:31:26,813 Don't leave any holes for them to slip through, all right? 1529 01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:29,483 Bliss, this may be time for Play Number 4. 1530 01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:31,902 LBJ. Knock them out. 1531 01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:36,907 JOHNNY: Coach Razor throws Ruthless in the jammer's seat 1532 01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:38,492 as she makes her way through the pack. 1533 01:31:38,701 --> 01:31:41,828 Look, she gets a hand from Bloody Holly and slingshots out front. 1534 01:31:41,913 --> 01:31:42,996 This could be big. 1535 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:46,708 And one of the Manson sisters sends Maven hard into the rail. 1536 01:31:47,585 --> 01:31:52,255 Maven can yell all she wants, but she can't hear you. 1537 01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:55,217 No, serlously, she can't hear you. She's deaf. So... 1538 01:31:58,095 --> 01:32:01,598 I'll tell you what. The Holy Rollers have got to lay some hits on Ruthless 1539 01:32:01,682 --> 01:32:03,558 if they're gonna have any hopes of stopping her, 1540 01:32:03,643 --> 01:32:05,977 otherwise she's just too quick. 1541 01:32:08,105 --> 01:32:11,525 All the Scouts dive-bombing the Rollers, clearing the path. 1542 01:32:11,609 --> 01:32:13,693 Not one schoolgirl left standing. 1543 01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:18,073 But we are tied as we go into the halftime. 1544 01:32:18,157 --> 01:32:23,370 Ladies and gentlemen, that was a game-changing down. 1545 01:32:23,454 --> 01:32:25,830 (BUZZER SOUNDING) 1546 01:32:31,128 --> 01:32:32,629 (HORN SOUNDING) 1547 01:32:33,339 --> 01:32:35,382 ROSA: Okay, Razor, what's next? Tell us what to do. 1548 01:32:35,466 --> 01:32:38,718 We're gonna run Play Number 7, Rose of San Antone. 1549 01:32:38,803 --> 01:32:40,345 Hey, Smashley, if the play was called Bong Water, 1550 01:32:40,429 --> 01:32:42,764 would you be paying attentlon right now? 1551 01:32:42,848 --> 01:32:45,141 You know what, I'm taking you out and putting Ruthless in. 1552 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,644 No. My head is in the game. 1553 01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:52,148 Then get out there and prove me wrong. 1554 01:32:57,488 --> 01:32:59,155 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 1555 01:33:00,658 --> 01:33:02,909 JOHNNY: Slaya hip-checks Smashley into the rail. 1556 01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:05,662 She's up and over and she's crowd surfing. 1557 01:33:05,746 --> 01:33:08,081 And Smashley Simpson is back on the track. 1558 01:33:08,165 --> 01:33:10,333 Slaya and Smashley have been at this all season, folks. 1559 01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:13,086 And it looks like Smashley is speeding towards revenge. 1560 01:33:14,630 --> 01:33:15,630 I hope the medic is ready 1561 01:33:15,715 --> 01:33:19,134 'cause it looks like Slaya's about to get a rainbow special. 1562 01:33:19,218 --> 01:33:21,261 This game's about to get ugly, folks. 1563 01:33:22,179 --> 01:33:23,763 Wait, I don't believe this. 1564 01:33:23,848 --> 01:33:26,016 Smashley goes for the points instead of the beatdown... 1565 01:33:27,184 --> 01:33:30,687 That is for you, Razor! ...and picks up four for her team. 1566 01:33:32,189 --> 01:33:35,525 Okay, we're running Play Number 1 0, Piece de resistance. 1567 01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:37,277 Get back out there and win it. 1568 01:33:37,361 --> 01:33:38,695 All right. 1569 01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:44,075 (WHISTLE BLOWS) Let's go, you know what to do. Get you some. 1570 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,619 JOHNNY: The game's still too close to call, 1571 01:33:45,703 --> 01:33:47,746 but the Scouts may have some tricks up their sleeves. 1572 01:33:47,830 --> 01:33:50,123 Looks like they're forming a wall. Kaboom! 1573 01:33:50,207 --> 01:33:54,377 The entire Rollers team is down as Ruthless flies through. 1574 01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:57,797 Wait, out of nowhere, Jackie Daniels... 1575 01:33:57,882 --> 01:33:59,466 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1576 01:34:18,235 --> 01:34:19,527 (GRUNTS) 1577 01:34:24,492 --> 01:34:26,159 (CROWD CLAPPING) 1578 01:34:26,243 --> 01:34:29,663 JOHNNY: She's okay. She's okay. That little munchkin's a trouper. 1579 01:34:29,747 --> 01:34:30,955 Give it up, folks. 1580 01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:32,582 (ALL CHEERING) 1581 01:34:40,341 --> 01:34:43,176 Let's remember that derby is a brutal sport. 1582 01:34:43,260 --> 01:34:46,012 We've seen our fair share of sprained ankles and broken bones, 1583 01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:48,056 fishnet burns and black eyes. 1584 01:34:48,140 --> 01:34:49,641 (HORN SOUNDING) 1585 01:34:50,226 --> 01:34:52,352 It's the final jam. 1586 01:34:52,436 --> 01:34:54,854 Two points deciding Austin's fate. 1587 01:34:54,939 --> 01:34:57,649 Let me hear you, folks. Give it up for these girls. 1588 01:34:58,359 --> 01:34:59,442 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1589 01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:02,362 It's Iron Maven versus Babe Ruthless. 1590 01:35:02,446 --> 01:35:04,656 Would you have it any other way? 1591 01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:07,992 The Mansons play Maven in the middle of a patented cage move. 1592 01:35:09,578 --> 01:35:11,871 They're calling for the whip, and they just might get what they want. 1593 01:35:11,956 --> 01:35:13,623 They got it. 1594 01:35:21,507 --> 01:35:23,049 Go, Maven. 1595 01:35:24,927 --> 01:35:26,010 Ruthless gets out first. 1596 01:35:26,095 --> 01:35:28,012 And now as she gets a hand from Bloody Holly... 1597 01:35:28,097 --> 01:35:31,224 No, Maven sneaks out from the inside and is heading for the lead. 1598 01:35:31,308 --> 01:35:34,936 But wait, the Manson sisters line up. A double leg whip. 1599 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:54,038 Ruthless is surging ahead. She can taste the victory. 1600 01:35:54,874 --> 01:35:56,875 But no. 1601 01:35:57,001 --> 01:35:58,376 (WHISTLE BLOWING) That's it. 1602 01:35:58,461 --> 01:36:01,421 Iron Maven brings down the anvil. 1603 01:36:01,505 --> 01:36:04,340 The Holy Rollers remain undefeated 1604 01:36:04,425 --> 01:36:07,218 and are league champlons yet again. 1605 01:36:07,303 --> 01:36:09,220 (BUZZER SOUNDING) 1606 01:36:09,805 --> 01:36:11,973 The Holy Rollers are champs. 1607 01:36:14,018 --> 01:36:18,354 Undefeated three years in a row. Unbelievable. 1608 01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:19,856 What a game. 1609 01:36:20,733 --> 01:36:23,610 You gotta take your hat off to both teams, ladies and gentlemen. 1610 01:36:23,694 --> 01:36:26,863 As for the Hurl Scouts, there's always next year. 1611 01:36:28,574 --> 01:36:32,202 But this year it's a three-peat for the Holy Rollers, 1612 01:36:32,286 --> 01:36:34,496 once again, three-time champlons. 1613 01:36:34,580 --> 01:36:35,747 I'm sorry, Razor. 1614 01:36:35,831 --> 01:36:38,333 Sorry, my ass. You were great. 1615 01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:40,543 Still, who do they love the most? 1616 01:36:40,628 --> 01:36:42,462 Did you see that leg whip? 1617 01:36:42,546 --> 01:36:45,256 How about that jump by Ruthless? 1618 01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,717 Smashley's dive was hall of fame. 1619 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:53,431 Yeah ! Holy Rollers! 1620 01:36:54,725 --> 01:36:55,809 ROSA: We did it. 1621 01:36:55,893 --> 01:36:58,394 ALL: (CHANTING) We're Number 2. We're Number 2. 1622 01:36:58,479 --> 01:36:59,687 We're Number 2. 1623 01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:02,273 We're Number 2. We're Number 2. 1624 01:37:02,399 --> 01:37:04,150 Ladies, just seeing you guys run the plays, 1625 01:37:04,235 --> 01:37:06,569 I can't tell you how good that makes me feel. It's. . . 1626 01:37:06,654 --> 01:37:07,695 MAGGIE: Razor, are you gonna cry? 1627 01:37:07,780 --> 01:37:08,822 No, I'm not gonna cry. 1628 01:37:08,906 --> 01:37:11,533 It's just it's such a long time coming. 1629 01:37:11,617 --> 01:37:13,451 I think he might cry. 1630 01:37:18,082 --> 01:37:19,082 Hurl Scouts on three. 1631 01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:22,001 ALL: One, two, three. Hurl Scouts. 1632 01:37:42,106 --> 01:37:44,983 Nice jump, EveI KnieveI. 1633 01:37:45,067 --> 01:37:46,317 Thanks. 1634 01:37:46,402 --> 01:37:48,945 Maybe I'll teach it to you sometime. 1635 01:37:50,281 --> 01:37:51,489 Really? 1636 01:37:53,951 --> 01:37:55,076 Okay. 1637 01:38:15,347 --> 01:38:17,056 JOHNNY: Listen, folks, it's been another great year 1638 01:38:17,141 --> 01:38:18,725 at the Texas Roller Derby League. 1639 01:38:18,809 --> 01:38:22,186 I've enjoyed the ever-loving shit out of you. I hope you have, too. 1640 01:38:22,271 --> 01:38:25,231 Come out next year, and we'll do it all over again. 1641 01:38:25,316 --> 01:38:27,984 And if you would, this is a residential neighborhood, 1642 01:38:28,068 --> 01:38:30,445 so please don't be too loud as you head out. 1643 01:38:30,529 --> 01:38:32,906 And whatever you do, don't drink and drive. 1644 01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:34,991 All right, thank you, Austin. 1645 01:38:35,075 --> 01:38:37,076 I love you. I'm out of here. 1646 01:38:44,585 --> 01:38:47,962 BROOKE: This is your daughter's playing card. Might wanna buy it. 1647 01:38:48,047 --> 01:38:49,756 Actually, how much are these? 1648 01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:51,049 3. 1649 01:38:51,258 --> 01:38:52,717 3 each? Yeah. 1650 01:38:54,428 --> 01:38:55,595 It's a piece of cardboard. 1651 01:38:55,679 --> 01:38:56,930 Yeah, they support the. . . 1652 01:38:57,014 --> 01:38:58,306 How much for the shirt? Earl. 1653 01:39:08,692 --> 01:39:12,195 I'll tell you what, kiddo, I've seen some ballgames in my time, 1654 01:39:12,279 --> 01:39:16,199 but this. . . This was even better. 1655 01:39:34,885 --> 01:39:37,887 I really didn't think you were going to come. 1656 01:39:40,432 --> 01:39:42,600 I'm really glad you did. 1657 01:39:44,728 --> 01:39:46,229 That was scary. 1658 01:39:49,274 --> 01:39:50,400 I. . . 1659 01:39:51,568 --> 01:39:54,570 I can't change what you're gonna do, can I? 1660 01:39:59,243 --> 01:40:03,121 Probably not. I really wanna do this. 1661 01:40:04,248 --> 01:40:06,541 I want to move to Austin, 1662 01:40:07,626 --> 01:40:10,753 and I need to know that you can accept that. 1663 01:40:13,424 --> 01:40:15,717 That's gonna be a hard one. 1664 01:40:24,351 --> 01:40:26,602 In poetry, if. . . It has to be midnight 'cause. . . 1665 01:40:26,770 --> 01:40:29,230 (DOORBELL RINGING) I know. Okay. 1666 01:40:36,572 --> 01:40:37,989 Hi, Mrs. Cavendar. 1667 01:40:38,073 --> 01:40:39,323 Hi, Amber. 1668 01:40:39,408 --> 01:40:40,616 I just wanted to return the gown. 1669 01:40:40,701 --> 01:40:41,743 Thank you. 1670 01:40:41,827 --> 01:40:43,703 Oh, and Bliss left this at her statlon. 1671 01:40:43,787 --> 01:40:45,371 I wasn't sure if she still wanted it. 1672 01:40:45,456 --> 01:40:46,622 Thank you. 1673 01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:48,750 How did you do? 1674 01:40:48,834 --> 01:40:50,460 I came in second. 1675 01:40:50,544 --> 01:40:52,086 Good for you. 1676 01:40:52,171 --> 01:40:53,796 Bye. Bye-bye. 1677 01:41:08,812 --> 01:41:10,855 "The person I admire most 1678 01:41:13,817 --> 01:41:16,861 "is my mother, because she is a fighter 1679 01:41:17,946 --> 01:41:20,782 "who never gives up on what she believes in 1680 01:41:21,742 --> 01:41:23,993 "and she never gives up on me. 1681 01:41:25,162 --> 01:41:29,165 "Obvlously, I would be delighted to win the Blue Bonnet pageant. 1682 01:41:30,459 --> 01:41:34,545 "But knowing my mother is proud of me 1683 01:41:37,216 --> 01:41:39,467 "means more than any crown." 1684 01:42:06,411 --> 01:42:07,662 (HUMMING) 1685 01:42:18,465 --> 01:42:19,715 Earl. 1686 01:42:20,425 --> 01:42:21,634 Ronny. 1687 01:42:58,422 --> 01:43:00,381 (LOLLIPOP REMIX PLAYING) 1688 01:43:00,924 --> 01:43:02,800 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1689 01:43:06,555 --> 01:43:08,097 Wait. Turn the music up. 1690 01:43:11,518 --> 01:43:13,227 WOMAN: Roller derby is not a crime. 1691 01:43:13,312 --> 01:43:16,647 MAN: Come on, man. Roller derby is not a crime. 1692 01:43:16,732 --> 01:43:18,441 (SIREN WAILS) 1693 01:43:22,070 --> 01:43:23,613 (ALL CLAMORING) 1694 01:43:25,782 --> 01:43:27,366 (SINGING) Lollipop, lollipop... 1695 01:43:27,451 --> 01:43:29,118 Lollipop, lollipop... 1696 01:43:29,203 --> 01:43:30,870 (BUZZER SOUNDING) 1697 01:43:31,288 --> 01:43:32,580 Undefeated. 1698 01:43:37,794 --> 01:43:39,295 (HORN SOUNDING) 1699 01:43:41,965 --> 01:43:43,132 Ow! 1700 01:43:49,431 --> 01:43:50,973 (ALL LAUGHING) 1701 01:43:54,269 --> 01:43:55,811 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1702 01:43:56,605 --> 01:43:57,980 How do I get out? 1703 01:43:58,315 --> 01:43:59,440 MAGGIE: There we go. 1704 01:44:00,442 --> 01:44:04,487 Get out. I can't do it. Do it for me. 1705 01:44:04,613 --> 01:44:06,364 (KNOW HOW PLAYING) 1706 01:44:06,949 --> 01:44:08,282 (EXCLAIMS) 1707 01:44:15,958 --> 01:44:18,209 Female Fight Club! Okay, all right. 1708 01:44:18,418 --> 01:44:20,002 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1709 01:44:22,965 --> 01:44:24,048 (BRAYING) 1710 01:44:24,132 --> 01:44:25,341 (LAUGHING) 1711 01:44:26,176 --> 01:44:28,177 I love you. Oh, I love you. 1712 01:44:28,303 --> 01:44:30,096 (RAPPING) Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man 1713 01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:31,931 Are going into this mike Written by this hand 1714 01:44:32,015 --> 01:44:34,058 Are coming out of this mouth Made by this tongue 1715 01:44:34,142 --> 01:44:35,476 I'll tell you now My name is Young 1716 01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:37,520 So you think that it's your destiny to get the best of me 1717 01:44:37,604 --> 01:44:38,854 But I suggest to be quiet, bro 1718 01:44:38,939 --> 01:44:40,356 Don't even try it from the east and west of me 1719 01:44:40,482 --> 01:44:42,400 Taking it and never breaking it or even shaking it 1720 01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:46,529 Hey, inbreeders, you're supposed to leave a tip. 1721 01:44:46,822 --> 01:44:48,197 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1722 01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:52,535 (WHOOPS) 1723 01:44:54,955 --> 01:44:57,748 If Jack Black was working here. . . Is it Jack White? 1724 01:44:58,625 --> 01:45:01,168 He's sexy. I like Jack Black. 1725 01:45:01,712 --> 01:45:04,130 Here you go, baby. You have as much of that as you want. 1726 01:45:04,214 --> 01:45:05,214 Okay. 1727 01:45:08,218 --> 01:45:09,885 (LAUGHING) It's just so funny. 1728 01:45:10,887 --> 01:45:12,221 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1729 01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:13,389 Hey. 1730 01:45:15,642 --> 01:45:18,269 Fishnets and sexy nicknames. 1731 01:45:19,313 --> 01:45:21,647 (RAPPING) I gotta make no errors, mistakes or blunders 1732 01:45:21,732 --> 01:45:23,524 It's like a wedding Let no man put asunder 1733 01:45:23,608 --> 01:45:25,401 My name is Young MC I like to rock mike well 1734 01:45:25,485 --> 01:45:27,486 'Cause when I get up on the mike I just release my spell 1735 01:45:27,571 --> 01:45:29,864 And I can do it 'cause I got know-how, You know I'm saying? 1736 01:45:33,076 --> 01:45:34,910 I got know-how 1737 01:45:38,415 --> 01:45:40,082 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1738 01:45:44,296 --> 01:45:46,422 Ow! Ow! 1739 01:45:50,052 --> 01:45:56,974 (SINGING) I found the greatest love 1740 01:45:57,142 --> 01:46:00,770 Of all's inside of me 1741 01:46:01,521 --> 01:46:03,272 (CHEERING) 1742 01:46:03,982 --> 01:46:06,025 (28 PLAYING) 1743 01:46:13,575 --> 01:46:16,285 (SINGING) Here it comes 1744 01:46:16,370 --> 01:46:20,373 Guess for years I have tried to calm 1745 01:46:21,124 --> 01:46:25,586 What's inside me but something's wrong 1746 01:46:26,296 --> 01:46:29,298 I don't know what to say 1747 01:46:29,383 --> 01:46:32,259 To give me away 1748 01:46:32,386 --> 01:46:35,429 The dream's the same 1749 01:46:35,514 --> 01:46:39,600 I'm alone on a moving train 1750 01:46:40,310 --> 01:46:44,814 Wake up here and I can't complain 1751 01:46:45,524 --> 01:46:50,736 And there's the first mistake I tried not to make 1752 01:46:51,822 --> 01:46:55,825 Next time around that's a habit to break 1753 01:46:55,909 --> 01:46:59,620 When I turn 28 1754 01:46:59,704 --> 01:47:02,748 Things are all gonna be great 1755 01:47:03,166 --> 01:47:05,459 At 28 1756 01:47:05,836 --> 01:47:09,088 So don't sit so close 1757 01:47:09,172 --> 01:47:14,051 Can't you see that I'm already yours? 1758 01:47:14,136 --> 01:47:18,848 Every day I've been living indoors 1759 01:47:19,474 --> 01:47:22,143 Tell them I was brave 1760 01:47:22,227 --> 01:47:25,354 Tell yourself the same 1761 01:47:25,439 --> 01:47:29,275 Tell everyone that I plan to go straight 1762 01:47:29,359 --> 01:47:32,319 When I turn 28 1763 01:47:33,321 --> 01:47:36,782 Things are all gonna be great 1764 01:47:36,867 --> 01:47:39,452 At 28 1765 01:47:40,662 --> 01:47:45,082 Oh, 28 1766 01:47:45,876 --> 01:47:49,962 They say that I will get used to the change 1767 01:47:50,046 --> 01:47:54,216 But I can't keep my eyes on the page 1768 01:47:54,301 --> 01:47:59,430 Shouldn't be writing these songs at my age 1769 01:48:01,224 --> 01:48:03,726 The candle's lit 1770 01:48:04,227 --> 01:48:07,855 Waiting patient for me to sit 1771 01:48:09,024 --> 01:48:13,444 But none of last year's clothes still fit 1772 01:48:13,778 --> 01:48:20,201 And I keep waiting for you to enter the room 1773 01:48:20,577 --> 01:48:24,705 I made my wish then to give it to you 1774 01:48:24,789 --> 01:48:27,833 When I turn 28 1775 01:48:28,502 --> 01:48:31,462 Things are all gonna be great 1776 01:48:32,088 --> 01:48:38,594 At 28 1777 01:48:39,763 --> 01:48:43,807 Tell everyone that they'll just have to wait 1778 01:48:43,892 --> 01:48:47,520 When I turn 29 1779 01:48:47,604 --> 01:48:51,315 Things are all gonna be fine 1780 01:48:51,399 --> 01:48:54,109 At 29 1781 01:48:56,905 --> 01:48:58,948 (NEVER MY LOVE PLAYING) 1782 01:49:07,707 --> 01:49:12,503 You ask me if there'll come a time 1783 01:49:12,587 --> 01:49:16,632 When I'll grow tired of you 1784 01:49:17,384 --> 01:49:25,140 Never my love 1785 01:49:27,185 --> 01:49:31,855 You wonder if this heart of mine 1786 01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:35,734 Will lose its desire for you 1787 01:49:36,945 --> 01:49:43,951 Never my love 1788 01:49:46,580 --> 01:49:49,748 What makes you think love will end 1789 01:49:49,833 --> 01:49:52,251 When you know that my whole life 1790 01:49:52,335 --> 01:49:59,258 Depends on you 1791 01:50:51,561 --> 01:50:52,561 English - US - PSDH