1 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:11,533 - KELLY! 2 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:14,000 MAKE SURE THE DOGS ARE ON TIME FOR OUR BIG MEETING. 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,767 - HERE WE ARE! - AND... 4 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:17,167 all: RIGHT ON TIME! 5 00:00:18,433 --> 00:00:19,533 - Bs HERE ON TIME? 6 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:21,500 YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 7 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,833 - WELL, IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH YOU CAN GET DONE 8 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:25,267 WHEN YOU'VE SWORN OFF DATING GIRLS. 9 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:27,767 - YOU'VE SWORN OFF DATING GIRLS? 10 00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:29,833 - WELL, THEY JUST END UP MOVING TO NEW ZEALAND ON YOU. 11 00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:31,133 - AND THEN YOU'RE ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN 12 00:00:31,133 --> 00:00:32,167 IS ON AGAIN, THEN OFF AGAIN. 13 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:33,400 IT'S EXHAUSTING. 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,800 - SINCE I'VE SWORN OFF MY FICKLE DATING HABITS, 15 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,467 MY IQ HAS GONE UP 20 POINTS. 16 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:40,567 GO AHEAD. ASK ME ANYTHING. 17 00:00:40,567 --> 00:00:42,200 - OKAY, WHO WAS THE FIRST-- 18 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,267 - ALEXANDER HAMILTON. 19 00:00:45,267 --> 00:00:47,267 - WITH THE TIME WE SAVE BY NOT CHASING GIRLS, 20 00:00:47,267 --> 00:00:50,200 WE'VE INCREASED OUR HOCKEY PLAYING 79% 21 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,067 AND DECREASED OUR SHOWERING 98%. 22 00:00:53,067 --> 00:00:54,767 all: WHOO! 23 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:56,100 - PLEASE INCREASE YOUR SHOWERING. 24 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,033 - YUP, IT'S OFFICIAL. 25 00:00:59,033 --> 00:01:02,067 BIG TIME RUSH IS NEVER GOING ON A DATE AGAIN. 26 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:04,067 - SO WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS? 27 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:07,067 - YOU FINALLY MADE THE COVER OF POP TIGER MAGAZINE! 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,267 - WITH THEIR "WIN A DATE WITH BIG TIME RUSH" CONTEST. 29 00:01:10,267 --> 00:01:13,967 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 30 00:01:13,967 --> 00:01:15,933 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 31 00:01:15,933 --> 00:01:17,767 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 32 00:01:17,767 --> 00:01:21,900 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 33 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,767 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 34 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:25,733 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 35 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:28,833 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 36 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:29,933 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 37 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:31,733 - * HEY, HEY 38 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:33,867 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 39 00:01:33,867 --> 00:01:35,600 - * HEY, HEY 40 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,767 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 41 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:39,467 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 42 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:40,767 * UH-OH, UH-OH 43 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:41,767 - * OH 44 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:43,167 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 45 00:01:43,167 --> 00:01:45,733 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 46 00:01:45,733 --> 00:01:47,067 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 47 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:49,633 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 48 00:01:49,633 --> 00:01:53,267 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 49 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:57,667 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 50 00:02:01,067 --> 00:02:02,533 - WIN A DATE WITH BIG TIME RUSH. 51 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:06,567 - SPEND A DAY WITH THE BOYS OF BTR AT THE FAMOUS PALMWOODS. 52 00:02:06,567 --> 00:02:08,533 - AND WRAP UP YOUR DATE WITH A BIG-TIME PARTY 53 00:02:08,533 --> 00:02:11,600 IN THE VERY STUDIO THE GUYS RECORD THEIR HITS. 54 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,867 - BUT, GUSTAVO, WE'VE SWORN OFF DATING. 55 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,433 - MM, YEAH. 56 00:02:15,433 --> 00:02:17,367 NO, YOU HAVEN'T! - GUYS, GUYS. 57 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:20,233 IT'S A HUGE FIRST STEP BEING ON THE COVER OF POP TIGER, 58 00:02:20,233 --> 00:02:23,233 BUT NOW WE HAVE TO WORK EVEN HARDER TO CLIMB THE COVER. 59 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:24,467 all: CLIMB THE WHATTA? 60 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:26,800 - THERE ARE THREE LEVELS OF SUCCESS 61 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,100 ON EVERY TEEN FAN-ZINE. 62 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,133 THE ENTRY LEVEL, 63 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:32,833 LOCATED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MAG, 64 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:34,500 LIKE, "WIN A DATE WITH BIG TIME RUSH," 65 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,700 OR "WHAT'S JORDAN'S BIG SECRET?" 66 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,733 - THE RISING STAR LEVEL, MID TO HIGH ON THE MAGAZINE 67 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:42,067 WITH A BIGGER PICTURE, 68 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:45,067 CURRENTLY OCCUPIED BY RAPPER MARCUS. 69 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:47,733 - AND FINALLY, THE SUPERSTAR LEVEL, 70 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:50,433 WHICH DOMINATES THE COVER, CURRENTLY OCCUPIED 71 00:02:50,433 --> 00:02:54,167 BY TEEN VAMPIRE QUEEN AUBREY STEWART. 72 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:56,267 - ANOTHER DATE GONE HORRIBLY WRONG. 73 00:02:56,267 --> 00:02:57,833 - SO WE HAVE TO WOW THESE DATES 74 00:02:57,833 --> 00:03:00,267 AND IMPRESS THE EDITORS OF POP TIGER 75 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:05,567 SO THAT WE CAN CLIMB THE COVER AND GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 76 00:03:05,567 --> 00:03:07,767 - BUT, GUSTAVO, THIS TIMING IS TERRIBLE. 77 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:09,933 all: WE'RE DONE WITH DATES. 78 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,967 WE'RE GOING ON A DATE! 79 00:03:12,967 --> 00:03:15,600 - DOGS, HEEL. 80 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,433 - HEY, GUYS, I'M ANNIE WINTERS, EDITOR OF POP TIGER MAGAZINE. 81 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,267 NOW, WE JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO BE YOURSELVES, HAVE FUN, 82 00:03:22,267 --> 00:03:25,700 AND MAKE SURE THAT YOUR DATES HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER. 83 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,067 all: GOT IT! - OKAY. 84 00:03:27,067 --> 00:03:28,067 LET'S MEET THE WINNERS. 85 00:03:28,067 --> 00:03:31,200 FIRST UP IS JAMES' DATE FOR TODAY. 86 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,967 JEANETTE. 87 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:34,567 - HELLO, JEANETTE. 88 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:37,333 - O-M-G, I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY 89 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:38,633 WITH JAMES DIAMOND. 90 00:03:38,633 --> 00:03:41,567 - YOU DON'T SPEND THE DAY WITH JAMES DIAMOND. 91 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:44,667 YOU EXPERIENCE IT. 92 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:49,067 - CARLOS, YOUR DATE FOR TODAY IS TIFFANY. 93 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,800 - TIFFANY, IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 94 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,433 - I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I WON. 95 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,100 - KENDALL, 96 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,733 YOU'LL BE WITH BOBBY. 97 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:03,933 - SOUNDS CUTE. 98 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:05,300 - SWEET! 99 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:08,067 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A DATE WITH KENDALL KNIGHT 100 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:09,133 OF BIG TIME RUSH. 101 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,300 - YEP. BELIEVE IT! 102 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,233 - IF YOU READ THIS LITTLE FELLA'S ENTRY, 103 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:15,633 YOU'D KNOW HE IS THE BIGGEST BTR FAN EVER. 104 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:18,867 - I ALWAYS POSTER-PRETEND I'M YOU. 105 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,600 * OH-OH, OH-OH 106 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:23,967 - HA, ALL RIGHT. 107 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:25,667 - I'LL SEE YOU TWO TONIGHT AT THE PARTY. 108 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,500 THANK YOU. 109 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,867 - [grunts] HE'S A HUGGER. 110 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:38,067 - AND FINALLY, LOGAN, YOUR CONTEST WINNER IS RONA. 111 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,933 - WHERE'S MY DATE? 112 00:04:40,933 --> 00:04:43,833 [gasps] OH, LOOK AT HIM. 113 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:47,300 HE'S LIKE A BOY-MAN. 114 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:50,833 - OKAY, LET'S GET A SHOT OF ALL OF OUR CONTEST WINNERS 115 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,200 WITH THEIR BIG-TIME DATES. 116 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,133 - [mouthing words] 117 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,067 - STAY. 118 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,833 - HOLY SCHAMOLEY. 119 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:04,500 IS THAT THE BIG TIME RUSH AWESOME SWIRLY SLIDE? 120 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,867 - YEP. WANT TO GO DOWN IT? 121 00:05:08,633 --> 00:05:09,567 - WHOO-HOO! 122 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,267 WOWZA! 123 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:16,700 I COULD LIVE IN THAT THING. 124 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,200 I'M SERIOUS. 125 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,933 THROW A COUPLE PILLOWS UP IN HERE, AND I'M GOOD. 126 00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:23,100 - COOL, SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO-- 127 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:25,733 - HORSEY-BACK RIDE! - [grunts] 128 00:05:25,733 --> 00:05:28,567 - HEY, IF MOM ASKS, I'M IN THE PARK. 129 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:30,333 - 'KAY. 130 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,933 - WHOA. WHO WAS THAT? 131 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,067 - MY SISTER KATIE. 132 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,700 - DUDE, HOOK ME UP. 133 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:38,067 - NO. 134 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:40,233 YOU WON A DATE WITH ME, NOT MY SISTER. 135 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:41,833 - AND NOW I WANT TO DATE YOUR SISTER. 136 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,400 SHE'S SCHMOKIN' HOT! 137 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,400 - WHA-- - LET'S GO. 138 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,400 - NO. NO. WE'RE NOT GOING. 139 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,500 - I WANT TO MEET YOUR SISTER! 140 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,867 - WE'RE NOT GOING TO. HEEL. HEEL! 141 00:05:47,867 --> 00:05:52,733 - SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BTR SONG? 142 00:05:52,733 --> 00:05:54,467 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 143 00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:55,600 - [giggling] 144 00:05:57,767 --> 00:06:00,267 - HEY, A BIG-TIME FAN LIKE YOU 145 00:06:00,267 --> 00:06:02,367 SHOULDN'T BE TIED DOWN TO ONE MEMBER OF THE BAND. 146 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:04,400 YOU SHOULD MEET CARLOS. - GREAT! 147 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,400 - [clearing throat] 148 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,933 JEANETTE, CARLOS. 149 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,300 CARLOS, JEANETTE. 150 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,800 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUR DATES SOME LEMONADE? 151 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,800 - WE HAVE SOME LEMONADE. 152 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:12,767 - WHAT DO YOU SAY, BUDDY? 153 00:06:17,933 --> 00:06:19,067 WE HAVE TO SWITCH DATES. 154 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:21,467 - WHAT? WHY? JEANETTE SEEMS REALLY NICE. 155 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:23,533 - WELL, IF YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH, THEN WE SHOULD SWITCH. 156 00:06:23,533 --> 00:06:25,467 GOOD CALL. - YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. 157 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:28,067 LIKE, AT RESTAURANTS, YOU WANT MY MEATBALL SUB 158 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:30,767 WHEN YOUR CHEESEBURGER IS PERFECTLY FINE. 159 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:33,300 - IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS YOU LOVE ABOUT ME. 160 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,300 - I DON'T WANT TO SWITCH. 161 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,433 - CARLOS, I WANT A MEATBALL SUB. 162 00:06:38,233 --> 00:06:39,667 - I DON'T GET IT. 163 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:43,933 I MEAN, YOU'RE CUTE BUT YOU'RE NO BOBBY SHERMAN. 164 00:06:43,933 --> 00:06:46,800 - SO YOU'RE A FAN OF BIG TIME RUSH. 165 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,800 - NEVER HEARD OF YOU. 166 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,067 - THEN WHY'D YOU ENTER THE CONTEST? 167 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:53,500 - I ENTER EVERY CONTEST. 168 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,200 - I'VE WON TOFU FOR LIFE, 169 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:58,067 A GUEST SPOT IN SOME GUY'S MUSIC VIDEO... 170 00:06:58,067 --> 00:07:00,733 - * OHH 171 00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:02,600 * OHH 172 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:06,433 - AND NOW A FREE TRIP TO L.A. TO VISIT MY SISTER. 173 00:07:06,433 --> 00:07:08,300 - OKAY, WAIT, SO YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE 174 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,367 WITH BIG TIME RUSH? 175 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:12,433 - WHY NOT? MY SISTER WORKS TILL 5:00. 176 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:15,767 NOW, ACCORDING TO THIS, IT SAYS YOU'RE THE SMART ONE. 177 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,967 SO HOW ABOUT, ON OUR FIRST DATE, 178 00:07:17,967 --> 00:07:20,400 YOU DO MY TAXES. 179 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,533 DIG IN, HONEY. 180 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,233 - I WANT TO GO TO THE PARK TO MEET YOUR SISTER. 181 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:29,500 - NO. 182 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,167 - I WANT TO GO TO THE PARK TO MEET YOUR SISTER. 183 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,500 - NO. 184 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:36,067 LOOK, YOU SAID MY SISTER WAS "SCHMOKIN' HOT," 185 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:38,267 AND THAT UPSETS ME, SO NOW WE'RE GONNA PLAY 186 00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:40,067 BIG TIME RUSH'S FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES. 187 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:42,967 - NO, NOT MEETING YOUR SISTER UPSETS ME, 188 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:45,067 AND YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE PARK NOW, 189 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:46,567 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT POP TIGER 190 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,700 WOULD LIKE TO HEAR I HAD THE WORST DATE EVER 191 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:51,433 WAH! 192 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:53,433 - HEY, IT'S PICTURE TIME. - WAH! 193 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,833 - YAY! WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK! 194 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,933 - YAY! 195 00:08:00,267 --> 00:08:02,867 - OKAY, IN EXCHANGE FOR SWITCHING DATES, 196 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:06,567 I AGREE TO WAX YOUR HOCKEY HELMET EVERY DAY. 197 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:08,667 - OOH. TWO COATS. 198 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:10,300 - OKAY. 199 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,300 AND YOU GET DIBS ON ALL GENIES, LEPRECHAUNS, 200 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:15,433 AND WISH-GRANTING AMULETS SHOULD I FIND ONE. 201 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,633 - OOH, AND MAGIC RINGS. 202 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:20,200 - MAGIC RINGS. FINE. 203 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,833 AND LASTLY, YOU HAVE DIBS ON ANY OF MY ORGANS 204 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:23,833 SHOULD YOU NEED THEM. 205 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:25,900 ANYTHING ELSE? 206 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,333 - NOPE. I'M GOOD. SIGN HERE. 207 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,933 AND SIGN HERE. 208 00:08:29,933 --> 00:08:31,300 - NOW. 209 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,700 MEATBALL SUB! 210 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:37,433 HEY. - FUNNY STORY. 211 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,100 THERE WAS A MIX-UP WITH THE PAPERWORK. 212 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:42,367 TURNS OUT, CARLOS WAS SUPPOSED TO DATE JEANETTE, 213 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:45,633 AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO DATE YOU. 214 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:47,267 KOOKY MIX-UP. 215 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:48,267 - UM, ALL RIGHT. 216 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:50,433 - I GUESS THAT'S OKAY. - GREAT. 217 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:52,700 - OKAY, SO, JEANETTE, 218 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,933 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT BIG TIME RUSH? 219 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:57,700 - WELL, I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF PRODUCTS 220 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,067 YOU PUT IN YOUR HAIR, 'CAUSE I'M TOTALLY OBSESSED 221 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:01,967 WITH HAIR AND HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS. 222 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:02,967 - WAIT, WHAT? 223 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:05,067 - OVER HERE, GANG. PICTURE TIME! 224 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:06,067 - SAY CHEESE. 225 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,600 - YES! 226 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,067 SEE THAT, KATIE? 227 00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:14,967 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOCK ME UP FOR CARRYING AROUND THESE GUNS. 228 00:09:14,967 --> 00:09:16,067 - OH, YEAH, THEY WILL. 229 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,800 PLEASE LET ME GO NOW. 230 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,067 - IT'S JUST FOR THE DAY, 231 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,700 AND HE'S GOT TO HAVE A GREAT TIME 232 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,667 SO WE CAN MOVE UP POP TIGER'S COVER LADDER MEGA SOMETHING. 233 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:26,567 PLEASE. 234 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,167 - DO NOT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM. 235 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:33,067 - SAY, KENDALL, 236 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:35,700 WHY DON'T YOU GET THIS LADY AND I SOME SMOOTHIES? 237 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,667 - UH. 238 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,167 - AND BY THAT I MEAN, 239 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:41,067 I'LL TELL THE POP TIGER LADY OUR DATE WAS AWESOME. 240 00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:45,600 - SMOOTHIES, IT IS. 241 00:09:48,367 --> 00:09:52,600 - SO, KATIE, WOULD YOU LIKE-- - NO. 242 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,633 - WITH THE DEMUTUALIZED STOCK CREDIT, A NEW IRA ACCOUNT, 243 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:59,067 AND EXTRA DEDUCTIONS ON FOOTCARE, 244 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:01,167 YOUR TAX RETURN IS... 245 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,167 - $2,000? 246 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:06,500 OH, LOGEY, THIS IS THE BEST DATE EVER! 247 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:14,900 - * 'CAUSE THE WORLD STOPS WHEN I PUT MY ARMS AROUND YA * 248 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,567 * AROUND YA OH, WHOA * 249 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:20,367 * AND NOTHING EVEN MATTERS, EH * 250 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:22,600 * AND NOTHING EVEN MATTERS - * EH 251 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,167 - * IT'S LIKE ONE FOR THE HATERS * 252 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:27,100 * TWO FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO TRY TO SHUT US DOWN * 253 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,967 * THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW * 254 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:30,433 * THERE AIN'T NOTHING THEY CAN DO * 255 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:34,333 * THAT CAN TEAR US APART, NO * 256 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:37,633 - * THIS WALL WE BUILT TOGETHER * 257 00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:40,467 * THERE AIN'T NO WAY OF KNOCKING IT OVER * 258 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,933 * WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER * 259 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,933 - * GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER, BABY * 260 00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:50,500 - * 'CAUSE THE WORLD STOPS WHEN I PUT MY ARMS AROUND YA * 261 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,800 * AROUND YA, OH, WHOA * 262 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,100 * AND NOTHING EVEN MATTERS, EH * 263 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,233 - OH, THAT WAS THE BEST DATE OF MY LIFE, 264 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:01,833 AND WE STILL HAVE TO HIT SANTA MONICA PIER, RODEO DRIVE, 265 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,933 THE PLACE WITH ALL THE FAMOUS FOOTPRINTS, 266 00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:05,567 AND MY SISTER'S. 267 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:06,933 BUT FIRST, 268 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,967 HELP ME OFF WITH MY BOOTS. 269 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,967 - I WOULD LOVE TO, 270 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:13,333 BUT I'VE GOT TO GO DO SOMETHING REAL QUICK, OKAY? 271 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:19,833 WATCH OUT! 272 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:33,767 OH. 273 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:36,233 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 274 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,767 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON YOUR DATE. 275 00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:39,067 - I'VE TRIED. 276 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,767 I KNOW WE HAVE TO CLIMB THE POP TIGER COVER, 277 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,200 BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 278 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,300 GET ME OUT OF THIS DATE. 279 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,700 PLEASE. PLEASE. 280 00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:48,833 - HEY. 281 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,067 WHERE'S BOBBY? 282 00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:52,267 - WELL, FIRST HE TRIED TO KISS ME, 283 00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:53,767 THEN I THREATENED TO PUNCH HIM, 284 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:56,367 THEN HE TRIED AGAIN, THEN I DID PUNCH HIM, 285 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,867 THEN I TOLD HIM TO GET LOST, AND HE DID. 286 00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:00,933 - HE'S GONE? 287 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:03,133 - HEY. WHERE'S BOBBY? 288 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,600 BOYS ARE A HUGE NEW MARKET FOR POP TIGER, 289 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,400 SO WE ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS PLAYDATE WITH YOU TWO. 290 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,967 - YEAH, BOBBY. YEAH, YEAH. 291 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:11,133 WHERE ISN'T BOBBY? 292 00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:12,533 - YOU DIDN'T LOSE HIM, DID YOU? 293 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,400 - WHAT? NO. 294 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,667 NO! 295 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,267 BUT JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 296 00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:19,700 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ONE DID LOSE THEIR POP TIGER DATE? 297 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:24,400 - OH, WELL, THE MAGAZINE WOULD HAVE TO DISTANCE ITSELF 298 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,133 FROM A PUBLIC RELATIONS SCANDAL LIKE THAT, 299 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,667 SO I GUESS BIG TIME RUSH WOULD BE BANNED 300 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:29,967 FROM POP TIGER FOR LIFE. 301 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:32,300 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 302 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,400 - GOOD THING I DIDN'T LOSE HIM. 303 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,633 - SO WHERE'S BOBBY? 304 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:43,233 - HE WENT TO GET US SMOOTHIES. 305 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,400 - BUT YOU'RE HOLDING SMOOTHIES. 306 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,833 - HE WANTED SMOOTHER SMOOTHIES. 307 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,233 - OH, WELL, WE WILL GO GET PHOTOS 308 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,067 OF THE OTHER GUYS ON THEIR DATES. 309 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,767 CAN YOU AND BOBBY MEET US AT THE POOL IN 15 MINUTES? 310 00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,567 - 30 MINUTES? PERFECT. 311 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:02,267 BOBBY AND I WILL SEE YOU IN ONE HOUR. 312 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,200 - OKAY. 313 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:07,833 - SMOOTHER SMOOTHIES? - YES. 314 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:08,967 - HEY, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 315 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:11,533 YOU DOGS DON'T MESS UP YOUR DATES. 316 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:13,333 - TOO LATE. 317 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,333 - I DIDN'T LOSE HIM. 318 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,467 HE'S JUST...MISPLACED. 319 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,433 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT POP TIGER WILL DO 320 00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:19,900 IF THEY FIND OUT WE'VE LOST A KID? 321 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,433 - YES, THEY WILL BAN US FROM THE MAGAZINE. 322 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,367 - THEY'LL BAN US FROM THE MAGAZINE? 323 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,900 THAT IS WAY WORSE THAN WHAT I THOUGHT. 324 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,567 WE HAVE GOT TO FIND THAT KID. 325 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:33,233 - FIRST YOU WANT TIFFANY. NOW YOU WANT JEANETTE. 326 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:35,600 ALL THIS SWITCHING SEEMS MEAN. 327 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,167 - EXACTLY, WHICH IS WHY I'M TRYING TO FIX THE SWITCH 328 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,400 BY SWITCHING BACK. 329 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,567 MEATBALL SUB. 330 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:45,733 LADIES, IT SEEMS THERE'S BEEN A MIX-UP WITH THE MIX-UP, 331 00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:48,267 AND THE MIX-UP IS, THERE WAS NO MIX-UP. 332 00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,600 - SERIOUSLY? 333 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,067 - SO WE'LL JUST SWITCH BACK AND TAKE YOU LADIES 334 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,433 TO OUR FAVORITE HOLLYWOOD HANGOUT 335 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,367 AND TALK ABOUT HAIR PRODUCTS. 336 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,433 - OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 337 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,100 - SO, TIFFANY, 338 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,833 YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE FROM NEWPORT, RIGHT? 339 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,833 WHAT'S IT LIKE THERE? - IT'S AWESOME. 340 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,067 MY DAD OWNS A COMBINATION 341 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,100 YACHT CLUB, ROLLER-COASTER PARK, SKI RESORT. 342 00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:11,067 - RONA, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING. 343 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:14,700 IT'S JUST THAT A TYPICAL POP TIGER READER IS UNDER 18, 344 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,667 NOT... 345 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:18,967 WAY OVER UNDER 18. 346 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,933 - THAT'S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND. 347 00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:23,467 I MEAN, I GUESS IT WAS KIND OF SILLY 348 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:25,633 ENTERING A TEEN MAGAZINE CONTEST. 349 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:27,767 I'LL JUST GRAB A CAB TO MY SISTER'S. 350 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,100 BUT YOUR TYPICAL READER SHOULD KNOW 351 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:36,100 WHAT A SWEET, HANDSOME, KIND YOUNG MAN LO-GAIN IS. 352 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,533 - WE'RE REALLY SORRY ABOUT HOW THIS TURNED OUT, LOGAN. 353 00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:47,700 - OH, IT'S ALL GOOD. 354 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,800 - YOU DID WRITE DOWN THE PART 355 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,067 ABOUT LOGAN BEING HANDSOME, RIGHT? 356 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,900 - OKAY, WELL, SINCE WE'RE DOWN A COUPLE, 357 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,200 WE SHOULD PROBABLY DOUBLE UP ON PHOTOS OF KENDALL AND BOBBY. 358 00:14:56,433 --> 00:15:00,933 - BOBBY. BOBBY. BOBBY. BOBBY! 359 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:05,200 - BOB, COME OUT, YOU BIG-TIME CONTEST WINNER, YOU. 360 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,767 - OR DON'T! 361 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,267 - CHECK THE CABANAS. 362 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,633 [woman screaming] 363 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,333 [man screaming] 364 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,900 [animal roars] 365 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,600 - DON'T PANIC. 366 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,400 THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND HIM, 367 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,700 AND WE JUST HAVE TO FIND HIM, AND-- 368 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,933 [screaming] 369 00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:28,433 - THERE YOU ARE. TIME FOR THAT DATE PHOTO. 370 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:29,900 WHERE'S BOBBY? 371 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,767 - WE DON'T KNOW. 372 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:38,167 - WE DON'T KNOW BECAUSE-- 373 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,467 BECAUSE-- 374 00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:42,700 - BECAUSE HE'S THE BEST HIDE AND SEEK PLAYER EVER. 375 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,533 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING. HIDE AND SEEK. 376 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:46,133 THAT IS THE GAME THAT WE'RE PLAYING, 377 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:48,267 AND IT IS FUN. 378 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:50,067 - AND DON'T YOU WORRY, 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA FIND 379 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,067 THE LITTLE FUNSTER'S HIDING SPOT. 380 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,567 - I LOVE IT! 381 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,467 THIS'LL BE GREAT IN NEXT MONTH'S SPREAD. 382 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,933 GET SOME PHOTOS OF KENDALL LOOKING FOR BOBBY. 383 00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:58,833 - UH, COME ON! 384 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,167 - THIS PLACE IS SO COOL. 385 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,767 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE COFFEE'S GREAT. 386 00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:23,900 YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOOD? 387 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,500 THE MEATBALL SUB. 388 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:28,567 - WELL... 389 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,933 WE'RE NOT HUNGRY. 390 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:33,500 SO HOW ABOUT YOU GO GET US SOME COFFEES, JAMES? 391 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,067 [chair breaks] 392 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,533 SO ARE YOU GIRLS LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT? 393 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,733 [phone vibrating and ringing] 394 00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:44,967 I'M SORRY, JUST A SECOND. SORRY. 395 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,533 [button beeps] 396 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:48,133 WRONG NUMBER. 397 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,467 UM, AS YOU WERE SAYING? 398 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,367 - OH, IT'S GONNA BE SO-- - WELL, I WAS WONDERING-- 399 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:54,833 [phone vibrating] - SORRY, JUST ONE SECOND. 400 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,500 [button beeps] 401 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,633 [sound of glass shattering] 402 00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,067 OKAY, GO ON. 403 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,067 - WELL, I WAS WONDERING-- 404 00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,567 - PAGING CARLOS GARCIA. 405 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:05,533 MR. CARLOS GARCIA, YOU HAVE A CALL FROM MR. SCHWARTZ. 406 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:06,533 - I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK. 407 00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:09,433 I'M GONNA GO DESTROY SOMEONE. 408 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:11,400 - CARLOS GARCIA. CARLOS GARCIA. 409 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,800 - JAMES, IT IS NOT FAIR TO OUR DATES 410 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,167 TO KEEP SWITCHING BACK AND FORTH. 411 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,067 I THINK THAT WE SHOULD JUST FOCUS ON SHOWING THEM 412 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,800 A GOOD TIME BEFORE THE PARTY TONIGHT. 413 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,067 - PLAYING HARDBALL, HUH? 414 00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:24,733 WHAT IF I GET YOU A MONKEY? - NO. 415 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,367 - A BUTLER? - NO. 416 00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,333 - A MONKEY BUTLER? - [gasps] 417 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:37,367 - LET ME GUESS... 418 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:38,833 both: ANOTHER MIX-UP? 419 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,100 - WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 420 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,333 [horn honking] 421 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,067 - HEY, SOMEONE NEED A TAXI? 422 00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:53,233 - LOGEY, ARE YOU DRIVING ME TO MY SISTER'S? 423 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:56,433 - NOPE, I'M DRIVING YOU TO THE SANTA MONICA PIER, 424 00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:58,900 RODEO DRIVE, THE PLACE WITH THE FAMOUS HANDPRINTS, 425 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,633 THEN TO YOUR SISTER'S. 426 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:04,133 - BUT I THOUGHT I WASN'T YOUR TYPICAL POP TIGER READER? 427 00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:07,333 - RONA, THERE IS NOTHING TYPICAL ABOUT YOU. 428 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,267 - [laughs] 429 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,900 OH, LOGEY, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY. 430 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:15,967 - ALL RIGHT, BUCKLE UP. 431 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,733 - HE'S NOT IN THE MINIVAN. 432 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,400 - HE'S NOT IN THE BUSHES. 433 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,333 - TRY THE LOBBY. 434 00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:29,900 OH, NO. TRY THE BAR. 435 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,967 - LOBBY: BAD IDEA! 436 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:40,067 SO BEFORE WE HIT THE PARTY, THIS IS PALMWOODS PARK, 437 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,400 WHERE BTR PLAYS TOUCH FOOTBALL, 438 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,933 WHERE WE HIDE IN TREES WHEN NECESSARY, 439 00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:45,867 AND... 440 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,967 PICKS FLOWERS FOR REALLY COOL GIRLS. 441 00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,700 - [sneezes] 442 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,433 SORRY, I HAVE A REALLY EMBARRASSING SNEEZE. 443 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,433 - THAT'S OKAY. 444 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:56,433 I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS 445 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,133 WHO LIKE CUTE SNEEZES LIKE THAT. 446 00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,067 IN FACT, JAMES-- 447 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:02,867 - HEY, JAMES. 448 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,867 - HEY, BUDDY. CAN I GET A WORD WITH YOU? 449 00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:07,800 NOW! 450 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,967 - WHAT? WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT THERE. 451 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,767 - NO, YOU'RE RUINING THESE DATES. 452 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:16,800 - WHICH IS WHY I SHOULD TAKE JEANETTE TO THE PARTY. 453 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,867 I MEAN, SHE SNEEZES SO CUTE, AND WE BELONG TOGETHER. 454 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,367 - I'M NOT SWITCHING ANYMORE. 455 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,433 JAMES, THESE DATES ARE NOT ABOUT US. 456 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:25,067 IT'S ABOUT SHOWING THESE TWO INCREDIBLY NICE GIRLS 457 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,267 A GREAT DAY. 458 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,900 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 459 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,567 - THERE WAS ANOTHER MIX-UP WITH THE CONTEST. 460 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:32,733 - I KNOW! 461 00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:35,133 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH JEANETTE ALL ALONG. 462 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,167 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 463 00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:38,100 - NO, ACTUALLY, TIFFANY AND I ARE BOTH 464 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,067 SUPPOSED TO SPEND THE DAY WITH CARLOS. 465 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,333 - I LIKE THIS MIX-UP. 466 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,933 - BOBBY. BOBBY. - BOBBY. BOBBY. 467 00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:50,333 - HE'S NOT IN JAMES. LET'S GO! 468 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,267 - KEEP LOOKING! 469 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,200 - AH, WHAT A DAY! 470 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,433 I SAW ALL THE SIGHTS, 471 00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:58,500 AND I GOT A LOVELY RIDE TO MY SISTER'S. 472 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,167 - AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUNCHED OUT THAT SAILOR. 473 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:03,833 - HEY, HE HAD IT COMING. WHAT AM I, A LOAF OF BREAD? 474 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,333 [both laughing] 475 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,933 - SO YOU GO CHECK IN ON YOUR SISTER 476 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,533 AND THEN WE'LL HEAD OVER TO THE PARTY. 477 00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:10,767 - NO, I THINK I'M GONNA SKIP THE PARTY. 478 00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:12,400 - SKIP THE PARTY? 479 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,967 THEN WHO AM I GONNA TAKE AS MY DATE TONIGHT, HMM? 480 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:17,067 - I HAVE THE PERFECT GIRL FOR YOU! 481 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:21,767 - MURIEL, GET OUT HERE AND MEET LO-GAIN OF FAST TIMES RUSH. 482 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,067 MY NIECE. 483 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:25,033 SHE'S JUST LIKE ME, ONLY NOT AS GOOD-LOOKING. 484 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,033 [laughing] 485 00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:32,867 - AUNTIE, THAT'S LOGAN FROM BIG TIME RUSH. 486 00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,433 - IT'S PRONOUNCED LO-GAIN. 487 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,233 - HELLO, MURIEL. 488 00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:38,167 - HI. 489 00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:43,667 - BOBBY. BOBBY. - BOBBY. BOBBY. 490 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,633 - WHOA! 491 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,533 - YOU DID LOSE HIM, DIDN'T YOU? 492 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:48,533 - NO. 493 00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:51,033 - REALLY? 494 00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:53,933 WELL, THEN TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR DATE WITH BOBBY 495 00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:55,367 SO THAT I CAN REPORT IT, 496 00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:57,433 AND THEN SHOW ME BOBBY SO WE CAN GO TO THE PARTY. 497 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,233 OR YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE MAGAZINE. 498 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:07,200 - WELL, UH... 499 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,233 WE CHILLED OUT IN THE CRIB, HAD A HORSEY-BACK RIDE, 500 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:17,067 PLAYED HORSESHOES IN THE PARK, AND BOBBY HAS INCREDIBLE GUNS, 501 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:20,300 AND--OH-- AND HE WEARS A HARNESS, 502 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,233 AND JUST GIVE HIM A COUPLE PILLOWS, AND HE COULD... 503 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,733 LIVE IN THE SWIRLY SLIDE. 504 00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:31,400 YES! 505 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,067 - HE DOESN'T LOOK VERY HAPPY. 506 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,667 - WELL, IF HE'D JUST APOLOGIZE TO MY SISTER 507 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:38,200 FOR TRYING TO SMOOCH HER-- 508 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,600 - HE CAN HAVE ONE DANCE WITH ME AT THE PARTY. 509 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,300 - HOLY SCHAMOLEY! 510 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,933 I'M SORRY, KATIE. I REALLY AM. 511 00:21:44,933 --> 00:21:47,267 AND THANKS, KENDALL, FOR THE BEST DATE EVER. 512 00:21:47,267 --> 00:21:48,367 - DID YOU WRITE DOWN THAT PART 513 00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:50,633 ABOUT HIM HAVING THE BEST DATE EVER? 514 00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:53,967 - OKAY, WELL, LET'S GET A PHOTO, AND THEN LET'S GET TO THE PARTY. 515 00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:06,133 - SO GETTING YOUR FINAL PICTURES FOR NEXT MONTH'S BIG-TIME STORY? 516 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:08,867 - YUP, CONTEST WINNERS JEANETTE AND TIFFANY 517 00:22:08,867 --> 00:22:10,600 HAVE A BLAST WITH CARLOS. 518 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,533 - SWITCH! 519 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:14,467 SWITCH! 520 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:18,067 - LOGAN MAKES A NEW FRIEND FROM AN OLDER CONTEST WINNER. 521 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,700 BOBBY GETS A DANCE WITH KENDALL'S SISTER. 522 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:24,700 - BACK IT UP. BACK IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 523 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,767 BACK IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 524 00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:27,067 - SORT OF. 525 00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:28,767 - EASY, BOBBY. EASY, BOBBY. 526 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:31,900 - AND JAMES CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF POP TIGER'S BUFFET. 527 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,967 - ANOTHER MEATBALL SUB? 528 00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:35,900 - HIT ME. 529 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:42,267 - YUP, THIS IS DEFINITELY A COVER STORY. 530 00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:44,300 all: WHERE ON THE COVER? 531 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:48,633 * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 532 00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:58,067 - * GET IN GEAR 533 00:22:58,067 --> 00:23:00,233 * GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR * 534 00:23:00,233 --> 00:23:04,233 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 535 00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:06,167 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 536 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:08,200 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 537 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,233 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 538 00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:12,233 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 539 00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:14,067 - * HEY, HEY 540 00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:15,967 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 541 00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:17,867 - * HEY, HEY 542 00:23:17,867 --> 00:23:19,900 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 543 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,900 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 544 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,900 * OH-OH, OH-OH 545 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,400 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 546 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,700 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 547 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,867 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 548 00:23:31,867 --> 00:23:35,633 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 549 00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:40,067 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *