1 00:00:10,067 --> 00:00:12,333 - GUSTAVO, WHY ARE WE HERE ON OUR DAY OFF? 2 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,700 [together] AND IN JACKETS AND TIES? 3 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:17,433 - BECAUSE WE ARE GETTING A ROYAL VISIT 4 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:18,600 FROM THE COUNTRY WHERE YOU HAD 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,233 YOUR FIRST NUMBER ONE HIT. 6 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:22,667 - MAY I PRESENT HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, 7 00:00:22,667 --> 00:00:25,367 THE KING OF KUPLANKISTAN. 8 00:00:25,367 --> 00:00:28,333 [regal fanfare] 9 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:31,333 [hypnotic Middle Eastern music] 10 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:37,767 * * 11 00:00:37,767 --> 00:00:40,267 - AH, BIG TIME RUSH. 12 00:00:40,267 --> 00:00:43,067 WE ARE VERY, VERY BIG FANS OF YOURS IN MY COUNTRY, 13 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:45,533 AND WE HAVE TRAVELED VERY, VERY FAR 14 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:46,800 TO COME MEET WITH YOU. 15 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:53,933 - BOW! 16 00:00:53,933 --> 00:00:55,200 BOW, BOW! 17 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,200 [all talking] 18 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,267 - ALL HAIL YOUR MUSTACHE! 19 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:03,867 - BUT YOUR BIGGEST FAN IS MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, 20 00:01:03,867 --> 00:01:06,067 PRINCESS SVETLANA. 21 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,600 [dreamy music] 22 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,500 all: OOOOH. 23 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,067 - NOW, WHICH ONE OF THEM DO YOU WANT TO MARRY? 24 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:14,367 all: OHHHH... 25 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:18,167 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 26 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:20,300 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 27 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,100 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 28 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:26,133 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 29 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,167 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 30 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:30,067 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 31 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:33,133 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 32 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:34,200 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 33 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,100 - * HEY, HEY * 34 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,200 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 35 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,067 - * HEY, HEY * 36 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,067 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 37 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:43,933 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 38 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:44,933 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 39 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:45,933 - * OH * 40 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:47,333 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 41 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:49,967 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 42 00:01:49,967 --> 00:01:51,433 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 43 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:53,867 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 44 00:01:53,867 --> 00:01:57,367 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 45 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:02,200 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 46 00:02:05,433 --> 00:02:06,433 - WELL, THEIR POSTERS 47 00:02:06,433 --> 00:02:07,633 ARE ALL OVER YOUR ROOM. 48 00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:09,133 YOU MUST WANT TO MARRY ONE OF THEM. 49 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:11,967 - BUT, FATHER, THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE. 50 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:13,133 [chuckling] - WELL... 51 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,267 - VERY WELL. 52 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,367 WHICH ONE OF YOU WANT TO PROPOSE TO THE PRINCESS? 53 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:17,433 - UH... - UHHH... 54 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:19,167 - I WOULD, BUT... 55 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:20,900 - WELL, YOUR HIGHNESS, 56 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:23,367 THE GUYS ARE JUST-- WELL, THE GUYS-- 57 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:25,633 - AH, VERY NOBLE. 58 00:02:25,633 --> 00:02:27,567 THEY DON'T WANT TO DISHONOR THEIR BROTHER. 59 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:30,267 - EXACTLY. - YOU GOT IT. 60 00:02:30,267 --> 00:02:31,267 - GET THEM KNIVES 61 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:32,767 SO THEY CAN FIGHT FOR HER. 62 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:37,733 - NO, CARLOS! 63 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:40,100 - BEFORE WE GET TO THE KNIFE FIGHT, 64 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,133 WE JUST NEED A QUICK SEC FOR A MEETING. 65 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:43,567 BAND MEETING. BAND MEETING! 66 00:02:43,567 --> 00:02:45,133 - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 67 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,133 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 68 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:52,667 - I WAS TOLD IT WAS A VIP VISIT. 69 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:54,633 I THOUGHT THE PRINCESS WANTED A FEW AUTOGRAPHS, 70 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:55,567 NOT A HUSBAND. 71 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:56,800 - ALTHOUGH, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, 72 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,733 AND, OF COURSE, I WOULD MAKE A GREAT PRINCE. 73 00:02:59,733 --> 00:03:01,533 - OKAY, STOP IT. STOP IT NOW. 74 00:03:01,533 --> 00:03:04,433 - OKAY, BEFORE THIS BLOWS UP INTO A BIG INTERNATIONAL THING, 75 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:07,433 GO BACK TO THE PALMWOODS AND LOCK YOURSELVES IN YOUR CRIB 76 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:09,967 UNTIL WE FIGURE THIS OUT. 77 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:12,667 - OKAY, BUT HOW DO WE GET PAST THE GIANT GUARDS 78 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:15,700 WITH THE GIANT KNIVES? 79 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:18,100 - I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD NEVER SHOW ANYONE THIS. 80 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,667 [wolf howling] 81 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,333 YOU'LL NEED TO ANSWER THESE THREE RIDDLES 82 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,200 TO MAKE IT TO STREET LEVEL. 83 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,500 NOW, GO! 84 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,567 GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. 85 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:42,633 - WHERE ARE HOT SINGING BOYS? 86 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:44,633 - WELL, YOUR... 87 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,300 BENEVOLENT OFFER 88 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,633 GAVE THEM GAS CRAMPS... 89 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:50,833 SO THEY LEFT. 90 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:51,833 - AH. 91 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:53,433 I, TOO, WAS VERY GASSY 92 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,700 ON MY WEDDING DAY. 93 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:56,867 WE SHALL GO TO THE PALMWOODS PRESIDENTIAL SUITE 94 00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:59,433 AND WAIT FOR THEIR PROPOSAL. 95 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:00,500 DIRT BOY! 96 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,500 [hypnotic Middle Eastern music] 97 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:07,200 * * 98 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,233 - WHOA, BUDDHA BOB, WHAT'S GOING ON? 99 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:12,467 - IMMIGRATION. 100 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:15,733 YOUR FRIEND'S WORK VISA EXPIRES IN THREE HOURS, 101 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,067 WHICH IS JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET HIM TO THE AIRPORT 102 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:19,900 AND BACK TO CANADA. 103 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:21,067 - YOU'RE FROM CANADA? 104 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:23,067 - YEAH, I NEVER TALK "ABOOT" IT. 105 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:26,600 TELL YOUR FAMILY I'LL MISS THEM "A LOOT." 106 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,267 - WAIT. YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 107 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,233 HE IS AN UPSTANDING MEMBER OF SOCIETY. 108 00:04:30,233 --> 00:04:32,067 - SAVE IT, SHORT STUFF. 109 00:04:32,067 --> 00:04:33,633 UNLESS SASQUATCH HERE 110 00:04:33,633 --> 00:04:34,967 SAVES THE PRESIDENT'S LIFE 111 00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:37,900 OR MARRIES AN AMERICAN CITIZEN IN THE NEXT THREE HOURS, 112 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:41,667 IT'S BACK TO MOUNTIE TOWN. 113 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:44,067 - HE'S ENGAGED. 114 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:46,067 both: TO WHO? 115 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:49,433 - TO...MY...MOM. 116 00:04:49,433 --> 00:04:51,433 THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED IN THREE HOURS. 117 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:54,200 - OH, WELL, THEN HE CAN STAY... 118 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,433 FOR NOW. 119 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:57,433 BUT I'M COMING BACK IN THREE HOURS, 120 00:04:57,433 --> 00:05:01,433 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S NO WAY. 121 00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:03,100 - YOU WANT THE CHICKEN... 122 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,300 OR THE FISH? 123 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,267 - HEY, KATIE! HEY! 124 00:05:10,267 --> 00:05:11,867 - WE ARE SO NOT GETTING MARRIED! 125 00:05:11,867 --> 00:05:13,367 - NO MARRIAGE! 126 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:15,667 [indistinct shouting] 127 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:20,933 - WE MADE IT. 128 00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:23,933 AND WE'RE STILL SINGLE. 129 00:05:23,933 --> 00:05:26,133 - WE ARE SO NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE. 130 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:29,267 - NO MATTER HOW GREAT A PRINCE I WOULD HAVE BEEN. 131 00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:30,833 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS? 132 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:33,067 - I'M JUST SAYING I THINK SHE WOULD HAVE PICKED ME. 133 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,633 I ALWAYS THOUGHT I'D MAKE A GREAT PRINCE. 134 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:36,133 I THINK SHE PICKED UP ON THAT. 135 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:37,200 - WHO CARES? 136 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,500 WE ARE GOING TO DO WHAT GUSTAVO SAID. 137 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,167 - WHICH IS STAY HERE, LAY LOW, 138 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:43,367 AND KEEP AWAY FROM THE PRETTY, PRETTY PRINCESS. 139 00:05:43,367 --> 00:05:45,667 - ALL IN? 140 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:46,733 [together] OHHH... 141 00:05:46,733 --> 00:05:48,667 NOT GETTING MARRIED! 142 00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:49,800 - WHERE'S JAMES? 143 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,800 - OH, NO. 144 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,800 - FIND HIM! 145 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,733 - RUN! 146 00:05:54,933 --> 00:05:55,967 - I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HER. 147 00:05:55,967 --> 00:05:57,367 I JUST WANT TO CHAT HER UP A BIT 148 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:59,700 AND CONFIRM THAT SHE WOULD PICK ME 149 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:01,667 AS HER PRINCE. 150 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,367 [regal fanfare] 151 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:04,667 [horns deflate] 152 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,867 - I'M ONLY GETTING SOME ROYAL ICE IN THE LOBBY. 153 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,467 [Middle Eastern music] 154 00:06:10,467 --> 00:06:12,233 - MOM, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 155 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:14,300 - OF COURSE, HONEY. WHAT IS IT? 156 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,133 - WILL YOU MARRY BUDDHA BOB? 157 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:17,133 - OPEN. 158 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:18,133 OPEN, OPEN. 159 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:19,300 - JUST TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING 160 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,667 KICKED OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 161 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:23,067 PLUS, I KIND OF ALREADY TOLD THE GOVERNMENT 162 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,467 YOU GUYS ARE GETTING MARRIED TODAY. 163 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,800 - YOU WHAT? 164 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,800 [Wedding March plays] 165 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,700 - HELLO, MY DARLING. 166 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,067 [music stops] THESE ARE FOR YOU. 167 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:32,567 JUST... 168 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:34,567 - BUT, MOM, WE OWE HIM. 169 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,900 REMEMBER... WHEN HE SAVED MY LIFE? 170 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,167 - OH, CAREFUL, KATIE. 171 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,167 THE FLOOR IS WET. 172 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:44,167 - OH, THANKS. 173 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:45,767 WITHOUT HIS STERN VERBAL WARNING, 174 00:06:45,767 --> 00:06:47,133 I COULD HAVE DIED. 175 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:49,167 PLUS, YOU CAN DIVORCE HIM IN A YEAR, 176 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:51,567 AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME. 177 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:52,600 - UNLESS YOU WANT TO. 178 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,200 MY LAST NAME IS POOPSALOT. 179 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,667 - BUDDHA BOB, I AM SORRY YOU'RE BEING DEPORTED, 180 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,700 BUT EVEN IF I WANTED TO MARRY YOU--AND I DON'T-- 181 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,767 YOU CAN'T GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE AND A MINISTER IN THREE HOURS. 182 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:04,800 [Wedding March plays] 183 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,600 - SOMEONE CALL FOR A NEW AGE MINISTER? 184 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,067 WHO'S GETTING HITCHED? 185 00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:09,200 ding! 186 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:12,367 - [gasps] JAMES? 187 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:14,067 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 188 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,467 - I LIVE HERE, AND ALTHOUGH I CAN'T MARRY YOU, 189 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:17,600 I NEED TO KNOW: 190 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,200 WHO WOULD YOU HAVE PICKED AS YOUR PRINCE? 191 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,900 ME, RIGHT? 192 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,100 - [gasps] 193 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,100 - WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 194 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,233 I COULDN'T FIND A RED ONE. 195 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:25,233 - NO, NO, NO, JAMES. 196 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:26,500 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 197 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:30,267 - OH, ROYALTY, RIGHT. KNEELING! 198 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:32,067 - NO, NO, NO-- - AHA! 199 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:34,233 IT IS JAMES WHO WILL MARRY SVETLANA. 200 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:36,567 - COME AGAIN? 201 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:38,133 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 202 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:39,600 - I JUST GAVE HER A ROSE. 203 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,867 - AND IN OUR COUNTRY, 204 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:43,067 THAT IS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. 205 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:44,100 - INTERNET! NOW! 206 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,467 - YEAH. 207 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:46,633 - OOH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 208 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,533 IT IS TRADITION IN KUPLANKISTAN 209 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:50,900 FOR THE SUITOR TO PRESENT ONE WHITE ROSE 210 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:54,067 UPON MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. 211 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:55,200 - LOGAN! - YUP. 212 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,800 BUT YOU'RE NOT IN KUPLANKISTAN ANYMORE. 213 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,467 YOU'RE ON AMERICAN SOIL. 214 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:00,533 - BOLSHEVIKS! 215 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:01,967 DIRT BOY ALWAYS MAKES SURE 216 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:04,500 WE ARE ON KUPLANKISTANI SOIL. 217 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,733 [Middle Eastern music] 218 00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:10,067 NOW WE SHALL GET READY FOR BIG TIME WEDDING! 219 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:12,367 [regal fanfare] 220 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,533 - [yelps] 221 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:15,867 - OH, JAMES! - AHH! 222 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:18,333 - HEEELP! 223 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,133 - MR. BITTERS, I AM SORRY 224 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,067 THAT YOU DRESSED UP IN THAT HORRIBLE ROBE, 225 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:24,433 BUT NOBODY HERE IS GETTING MARRIED. 226 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,467 - [sighs] 227 00:08:25,467 --> 00:08:27,933 WELL, THANKS FOR TRYING, KATIE. 228 00:08:27,933 --> 00:08:30,167 HERE, I WANT YOU TO HAVE THESE. 229 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:32,067 I ALSO WANT YOU TO HAVE PLUNGIE. 230 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:34,767 HE CAN UNCLOG ANYTHING, EXCEPT MY HEART. 231 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,300 NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS PLACE 232 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:38,500 AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE I LOVE! 233 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:43,633 - YOU ARE LETTING A GOOD MAN GO. 234 00:08:43,633 --> 00:08:45,967 - I AM NOT MARRYING BUDDHA BOB! 235 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,333 SO BLUBBER ALL YOU WANT... 236 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,633 BECAUSE NO AMOUNT OF TEARS 237 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:53,867 WILL EVER CHANGE MY MIND. 238 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,767 - BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME 239 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,300 BY AN AD I ANSWERED 240 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,600 IN THE BACK OF A CORRECTIVE SHOE CATALOG, 241 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:04,933 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 242 00:09:04,933 --> 00:09:06,900 - NO. 243 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,900 - LOVELY WEDDING, DON'T YOU THINK? 244 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:12,100 - I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T CRY... 245 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,367 [sniffling] 246 00:09:13,367 --> 00:09:15,133 BUT NOW I'M GONNA BE WATCHING LIKE A HAWK 247 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:17,700 TO PROVE THIS MARRIAGE IS A SCAM. 248 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,733 OOH! CONGA LINE! 249 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,700 - [panting] 250 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,067 WE GOT HERE AS QUICK AS I COULD. 251 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:31,067 - WHO'S THAT? 252 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:33,433 - MILLICENT CRANE. STATE DEPARTMENT. 253 00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:35,100 - SHE'S GONNA HELP US GET JAMES BACK. 254 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,267 - GREAT. 255 00:09:36,267 --> 00:09:38,433 - BUT WE HAVE TO HANDLE THIS DIPLOMATICALLY. 256 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,600 KUPLANKISTAN HAS A NATURAL RESOURCE 257 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,600 OUR COUNTRY DESPERATELY NEEDS. 258 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,067 - MM, OIL. 259 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,667 - MUSTACHE DYE. 260 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:47,400 NOW, SOMEBODY CALL JAMES 261 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,900 AND TELL HIM NOT TO PANIC 262 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:51,733 AND TO STAY PUT. 263 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,100 - IT'S RINGING. 264 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,333 - HELLO? - JAMES, ARE YOU OKAY? 265 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,533 - YEP. 266 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:58,467 - LISTEN, WE HAVE THE STATE DEPARTMENT HERE, 267 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,767 AND WE ARE GONNA GET YOU UNENGAGED. 268 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,033 - WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRY TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 269 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,500 - TOO LATE! 270 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,733 [men shouting] 271 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,867 [peppy horn music] 272 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,700 - OKAY, WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 273 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,933 - TWO POSSIBILITIES: 274 00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:17,200 ONE, JAMES COULD OUTRUN THE GUARDS, 275 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,967 SO WE COULD HIDE HIM IN AN ALASKAN CANNERY 276 00:10:18,967 --> 00:10:20,533 UNTIL THE KING GIVES UP INTEREST, 277 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,833 OR TWO, 278 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,267 THE GUARDS ARE FASTER THAN HIM, 279 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:26,567 THEN THE KING LOCKS HIM IN A TOWER. 280 00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:29,933 - HE LOCKED ME IN THE TOWER! 281 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:30,933 - [gasps] 282 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,600 - HELP! 283 00:10:37,267 --> 00:10:38,500 - [wailing] 284 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,700 - JAMES! 285 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,100 JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES 286 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,967 AND JUMP DOWN ONTO THIS SAFETY NET! 287 00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:45,133 - HOW DO I KNOW YOU'LL CATCH ME? 288 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:47,000 - JUST THROW SOMETHING ELSE DOWN. 289 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,233 WE'LL SHOW YOU IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE. 290 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,300 - OOH. 291 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:56,200 - PERFECT! TOSS IT DOWN! 292 00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:00,067 splat! 293 00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:04,100 - OKAY. NOW YOU. 294 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,267 - [shrieks] 295 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,600 - [clears throat] 296 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,300 - HEY, WIFEY. 297 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,633 HOW ABOUT SOME LUNCH? 298 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,867 - OH, NO. I AM NOT MAKING YOU LUNCH. 299 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:20,133 - OF COURSE NOT. 300 00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:22,100 I MADE LUNCH FOR YOU. 301 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,267 NOW, WOULD YOU PREFER A LIGHT MISWA SALAD? 302 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,667 OR YOU COULD LIVE A LITTLE 303 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:27,900 AND HAVE A KOBE BEEF BURGER 304 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:31,767 WITH ORGANIC HOMEMADE BON FITTE. 305 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:32,833 - MOM, GO BURGER. 306 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,833 IT'S AMAZING. 307 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:37,100 - YOU...MADE ALL THIS? 308 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,400 - YEAH, I ALSO FIXED YOUR HAIR DRYER, 309 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,933 I REPLACED THESE LIGHT BULBS, 310 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:44,367 AND CHANGED THE OIL IN YOUR CAR. 311 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,167 US POOPSALOTS LIKE TO KEEP BUSY. 312 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:49,767 HERE YOU ARE, MADAM. 313 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:51,767 - AHA! 314 00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:54,733 HOW'S THE HAPPY COUPLE? 315 00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:56,633 - GREAT. 316 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,867 - OH, REALLY? 317 00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:01,167 THEN WHERE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUSE? 318 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:02,933 - MAKING BROWNIES. 319 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,733 - HE MAKES BROWNIES? 320 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,733 - OKAY. 321 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:08,400 THINGS DO SEEM TO BE GOING FINE. 322 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,067 BUT I'LL BE BACK... 323 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,300 LATER. 324 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,367 [book snaps] 325 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:18,167 - AWESOME! 326 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,300 WE TOTALLY ACED THAT. 327 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,833 - AND I AM OFF TO THE GAME ROOM TO CELEBRATE. 328 00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:23,867 - UH-UH-UH-UH. 329 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:24,900 NOT UNTIL YOU'VE PRACTICED 330 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,467 YOUR VIOLIN, YOUNG LADY. 331 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:27,700 - DUDE, HE'S GONE. 332 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,667 YOU CAN CUT THE ACT. 333 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:31,433 - WHAT ACT? START PRACTICING. 334 00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:34,567 - PLAY ME SOMETHING NICE. 335 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:37,500 [harsh violin sounds] 336 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,933 - OKAY, SINCE WE CAN'T GET JAMES OUT OF THE TOWER, 337 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,067 WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE NO ONE 338 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,267 WHO CAN MARRY HIM AND THE PRINCESS 339 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:45,267 GETS IN. 340 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:46,433 - STILL, THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY 341 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,867 TO GET MORE DIRT ON THIS WEDDING. 342 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:50,833 - OH! DIRT BOY! 343 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,433 YOU HAVE TO HELP US. 344 00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:54,267 PLEASE TELL US THE ROYAL WEDDING PLANS 345 00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,333 SO WE CAN STOP IT AND SAVE OUR FRIEND. 346 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,367 - PLEASE? 347 00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:59,100 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO STOP IT? 348 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,533 YOUR FRIEND IS THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. 349 00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:03,900 THE PRINCESS IS BEAUTIFUL OF FACE 350 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,333 AND PURE OF HEART 351 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,700 AND OWNS MANY, MANY GOATS. 352 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,467 - YEAH, SHE'S HOT AND SHE HAS GOATS. 353 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,867 WHEN IS THE WEDDING? 354 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:14,667 - AFTER CEREMONY OF SECRETS IN PARK... 355 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,667 WHICH IS NOW! 356 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,667 [hypnotic Middle Eastern music] 357 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:25,400 * * 358 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,333 - HELP ME! 359 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,433 HELP! 360 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,867 HELP ME! 361 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,200 - GUSTAVO, IT'S KENDAL. 362 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,067 MEET US IN THE PARK! 363 00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:37,933 - NOW, THIS IS A STANDARD IMMIGRATION TEST 364 00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:40,800 TO DETERMINE WHO WELL A COUPLE KNOWS EACH OTHER... 365 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,433 OR DOESN'T. 366 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,833 AH...AWKWARD HAND-HOLDING. 367 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,367 NOW, QUESTION NUMBER ONE: 368 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:56,367 DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST DATE, IN DETAIL. 369 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:59,533 - IT WAS AT THE ZOO. - AT THE FROZEN YOGURT STORE. 370 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,067 - IT WAS THE FROZEN YOGURT STAND AT THE ZOO. 371 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:04,300 - THE SUN DANCED OFF JENNIFER'S EYES 372 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,200 AS WE FED EACH OTHER FROGURT, 373 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,600 LULLED BY THE JOYOUS SONGS OF THE TOUCANS. 374 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,100 R-R-RILL. REGH-URGH-R-RILL. 375 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,833 THEN, WE STROLLED THROUGH THE GARDEN 376 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,867 AND SHARED OUR HOPES AND DREAMS. 377 00:14:15,867 --> 00:14:18,100 - THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 378 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,133 - AS IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 379 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,600 WE WENT TO THE BEACH, 380 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,733 PUT OUR FEET IN THE COOL, COOL SAND, 381 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:27,300 AND WE WATCHED THE MOST SPECTACULAR SUNSET OF OUR LIVES. 382 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,133 - OH... 383 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,333 - NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 384 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,167 I'M REDOING MY WIFE'S BATHROOM 385 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:34,600 SO THAT SHE HAS THE SANCTUARY SHE DESERVES. 386 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,667 - [gasps] 387 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:40,267 - DARLING, WHICH TILE DO YOU PREFER? 388 00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:41,600 - THAT ONE. 389 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:52,267 - UH, WELL, I'LL BE NOTIFYING MY SUPERVISOR OF MY FINDINGS. 390 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,567 WE'LL LET YOU KNOW OUR DECISION. 391 00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:58,700 - DID YOU GUYS MESS UP? 392 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,400 BECAUSE I WAS THINKING, 393 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,767 I HATE THE VIOLIN, 394 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,200 AND MAYBE BUDDHA BOB WILL LOVE IT BACK IN CANADA. 395 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,333 - I DON'T HEAR PRACTICING. 396 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,333 - [groans] 397 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,967 [harsh violin sounds] 398 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,533 - THE CEREMONY OF SECRETS 399 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,867 IS WHERE YOU BUILD MUCH TRUST 400 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:18,167 BY TELLING EACH OTHER A SECRET 401 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,633 THAT IS SO DEEP 402 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,700 THAT ONLY THE TWO OF YOU KNOW IT 403 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,733 AND TAKE IT TO YOUR GRAVE. 404 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,567 [timer clicks] 405 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,867 - OKAY, WELL, HERE'S A SECRET FOR YOU. 406 00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:34,333 [whispering] I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU. 407 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,167 MAYBE IT'S MY AGE OR THE GUYS WITH THE KNIVES, 408 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,833 OR, I DON'T KNOW, THE COSTUME I'M WEARING! 409 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,367 BUT JUST NOT FEELING IT. 410 00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:41,600 - JAMES, I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU, EITHER. 411 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,867 - WHAT? WAIT, WHY? 412 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,867 'CAUSE SERIOUSLY, I'M A CATCH. 413 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,800 - MY HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER. 414 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,067 - DIRT BOY? 415 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,933 - HE HAS BEEN BY MY SIDE ALL MY LIFE, 416 00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:56,900 AND UNDERNEATH THAT FILTHY, DUSTY EXTERIOR, 417 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,700 HE'S MY ONE TRUE LOVE. 418 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,200 [timer dings] - OKAY. 419 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,867 CEREMONY OF SECRETS IS OVER. 420 00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:03,067 NOW WE'RE GOING TO AIRPORT 421 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,333 TO CATCH ROYAL AIRLINE TO KUPLANKISTAN. 422 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,633 - NO, WE CAN JUST-- I DON'T EVEN-- 423 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,833 LET'S GO TOMORROW. 424 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,533 WANNA GET SOME FOOD? WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS. 425 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,167 - SORRY KING. [indistinct shouting] 426 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,133 [men shouting] 427 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:16,633 - AH! YOU FREAK FOOLS! 428 00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,300 [shouting] 429 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,100 AFTER THEM! 430 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,967 - GO, GO, GO! - HERE WE GO! 431 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,733 [tires screeching] 432 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,667 - HERE COMES THE KING! 433 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:28,667 - GET AFTER THEM! 434 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,367 [peppy horn music] 435 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:32,500 [screaming, shouting] 436 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:36,067 - FASTER! GO! 437 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:39,067 - GIMME THAT! 438 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:41,500 [toy gun popping] 439 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,833 - AHA! 440 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:45,133 [toy guns popping] 441 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,300 [toy gun clicking] - AH! 442 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:50,800 [shouting] 443 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,167 [baby crying] 444 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,200 - AH-HA-HA-HA! 445 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,333 - JAMES, JAMES, JAMES. 446 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:02,067 - GET HIM UP. GET HIM UP. 447 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,433 - AND I WAS GOING TO INVITE YOU ALL TO WEDDING 448 00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:05,767 WITH OTHER DIGNITARIES. 449 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,500 BUT NOW YOU'RE ALL... PFFFF! 450 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,967 [all shouting] - CAREFUL WITH THE HAT! 451 00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:13,067 - LISTEN HERE, KING GUY. 452 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,800 IT'S OVER. 453 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,067 - HE'S RIGHT, YOUR HIGHNESS. 454 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,100 - WHO ARE YOU? 455 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,933 - MILLICENT CRANE. STATE DEPARTMENT. 456 00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:21,567 I'VE BEEN TRACKING THIS CASE, 457 00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:24,067 AND YOU CAN'T FORCE JAMES TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER. 458 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,067 - NOPE. 459 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,167 - YOU MEAN I CAN'T GET DAUGHTER 460 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,667 TO MARRY HANDSOME POP STAR? 461 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,467 - HA! 462 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,300 - WELL, IF YOU HELD THE WEDDING 463 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,333 AT THE KUPLANKISTANI EMBASSY WHERE OUR LAWS DON'T APPLY, 464 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,633 YOU COULD. 465 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:38,667 - WELL, THEN, LET'S HAVE WEDDING AT THE EMBASSY. 466 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,600 - WAIT. WHAT? 467 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,500 - SO LONG, SUCKERS. 468 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,600 - WAIT, GUYS. GUYS. 469 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,500 BOYS. GUYS! 470 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,067 HELP! 471 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,700 - YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY ANGRY AT ME RIGHT NOW. 472 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,767 - SO... I HAVE REVIEWED THE EVIDENCE 473 00:17:56,767 --> 00:18:00,233 AND DETERMINED THAT THIS MARRIAGE... 474 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,067 [suspenseful music] 475 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,267 IS REAL. 476 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:06,600 AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 477 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,633 WELCOME TO AMERICA. 478 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,867 - YES! - YES! 479 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,400 [laughing gleefully] 480 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,433 WHAT A RELIEF. 481 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:16,567 - OKAY, OKAY. 482 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:19,200 - WELL, WIFEY... 483 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:23,567 I AM OFF TO FINISH TILING YOUR BATHROOM. 484 00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:24,667 - THERE YOU ARE. 485 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,967 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 486 00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,933 TURNS OUT MY MINISTER'S LICENSE 487 00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:29,867 EXPIRED EIGHT YEARS AGO. 488 00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:31,167 SO YOU AND BUDDHA BOB 489 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:34,067 WERE NEVER REALLY MARRIED AT ALL. 490 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,300 HERE'S THE TAPE. 491 00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:40,333 - WELL, LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS ANYMORE. 492 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,467 I'LL LET BUDDHA BOB KNOW HE CAN MOVE OUT. 493 00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,767 - NO, OH-- HOLD ON A SECOND. 494 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,800 LET'S WAIT UNTIL AFTER HE'S FINISHED 495 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,933 WITH MY BATHROOM. 496 00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:50,933 [wedding music] 497 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:53,867 * * 498 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:54,867 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 499 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,200 I MEAN, IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, 500 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,600 JAMES IS GONNA BECOME THE PRINCE OF KUPLANKISTAN... 501 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,167 AND OWN MANY GOATS. 502 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:03,567 - WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 503 00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:04,800 - YEAH, LIKE WHAT? 504 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,833 THERE ARE GUARDS WITH SWORDS AT EVERY ENTRANCE. 505 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:09,200 - PSST! 506 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,933 I CAN HELP GET YOU INSIDE. 507 00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:11,933 - DIRT BOY? 508 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,700 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP US. 509 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,267 - I FEEL JAMES IS HANDSOME IDIOT. 510 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:18,567 THE PRINCESS DESERVES TO MARRY SOMEONE 511 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,133 WHO TRULY LOVES HER. 512 00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,467 - BUT HOW DO WE GET INSIDE? 513 00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:25,600 - WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL. 514 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,867 I AM BUT A HUMBLE DIRT BOY... 515 00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,567 THIS IS MY SIGNAL! 516 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,300 THIS IS MY SIGNAL! 517 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,100 - GO! GO! GO! 518 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,200 [shouting] 519 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,833 - DO YOU, PRINCESS SVETLANA, 520 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,400 TAKE JAMES DIAMOND 521 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,633 TO BE YOUR "VETTED" HUSBAND? 522 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,700 - I... 523 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,133 I DO. 524 00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:53,100 - DO YOU, JAMES DIAMOND, 525 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,333 TAKE PRINCESS SVETLANA 526 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,367 TO BE YOUR "VIFE"? 527 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,067 - I, UH... 528 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,033 [clears throat] 529 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,900 WELL... 530 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,367 - WE MADE IT! 531 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,867 OH, TRAFFIC WAS TERRIBLE. 532 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,467 - HOW DID THEY GET IN? 533 00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:12,000 - ARE WE TOO LATE TO PROPOSE A TOAST? 534 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,233 all: TO JAMES! 535 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,267 - * SO EVERYBODY GET UP, UP * 536 00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:17,267 * OUT OF YOUR SEATS * 537 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:19,400 - STOP THEM! 538 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,233 - SORRY, BUT WE NEED TO BORROW JAMES REALLY QUICK. 539 00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:24,633 - THEY CANNOT TAKE HIM! 540 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:27,233 - * UP, UP OUT OF YOUR SEATS * 541 00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:28,400 - GET THEM! 542 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,133 - [screaming] 543 00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:33,433 - * SINGIN' AY-O * 544 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,733 - YEAH! 545 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:38,067 - OH, NO! 546 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:42,733 - THIS IS A ROYAL WEDDING! 547 00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:48,033 - * IF I RULED THE WORLD * 548 00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:51,333 [plates shattering] 549 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,800 * SO EVERYTHING GET UP * 550 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,300 * UP OUT OF YOUR SEATS * 551 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,500 * KICK OFF YOUR SHOES * 552 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,733 * LIKE YOU'RE DOWN AT THE BEACH * 553 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:59,633 * JUMP UP, UP, UP ON YOUR FEET * 554 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,967 - GET THE LITTLE ONE! 555 00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,633 - * UP OUT OF YOUR SEATS * 556 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:06,767 [cat yowls] 557 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,100 - I AM OUT OF BREAD. 558 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,267 - * SINGIN' A-YO * 559 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,067 * IF I RULED THE WORLD * 560 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:14,067 * * 561 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,800 - YES! 562 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,700 [plates shattering] 563 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,100 - * IF I RULED THE WORLD * 564 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,333 - COME ON, COME ON! 565 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,067 - NICE TRY, BIG TIME RUSH. 566 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:29,767 BUT THAT BOY IS GOING TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER NOW. 567 00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:32,633 I COMMAND IT! 568 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:33,900 - JAMES! 569 00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:38,267 - I NOW PRONOUNCED YOU MARRIED. 570 00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,300 - YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 571 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,733 - DIRT BOY. 572 00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:45,733 - DIRT BOY? 573 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,433 [together] DIRT BOY! 574 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,167 - [stuttering] 575 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:55,400 A PRINCESS MARRYING A DIRT BOY? 576 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,867 IT CANNOT BE. 577 00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:58,467 - WELL, YOU DID COMMAND 578 00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,967 THAT THAT BOY MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER. 579 00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:04,067 [all muttering] 580 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:06,767 - DADDY, YOU KNOW I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED DIRT BOY. 581 00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:13,700 - AND YOU KNOW I WILL ALWAYS TREAT THE PRINCESS LIKE A QUEEN. 582 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,733 - WELL... 583 00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:19,400 AT LEAST IT'S NOT GOAT POOP BOY. 584 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,067 - THIS WEDDING HAS MY BLESSING! 585 00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:24,933 [cheering] 586 00:22:28,867 --> 00:22:30,967 - THAT WAS ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE WEDDING. 587 00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:33,400 - AND IT GETS BETTER, 588 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,833 BECAUSE I HAVE FOUR OTHER DAUGHTERS. 589 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:38,067 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 590 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:41,267 - WHICH ONE WOULD YOU EACH LIKE TO MARRY? 591 00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:43,200 - YEAH...RUN. 592 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200 - YEAH, WE'RE GONNA RUN. 593 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,300 - WE'RE RUNNING! 594 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,300 - GET THEM! 595 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,100 [girls screaming] 596 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,767 - WEDDING CAKE? - I LOVE WEDDING CAKE. 597 00:22:50,767 --> 00:22:52,700 [shouting] 598 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,633 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 599 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:03,833 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 600 00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:05,900 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 601 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,667 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 602 00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:10,867 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 603 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:11,900 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 604 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,700 - * HEY, HEY * 605 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,900 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 606 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,633 - * HEY, HEY * 607 00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,933 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 608 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,867 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 609 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,833 * OH-OH, OH-OH * 610 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,233 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 611 00:23:25,233 --> 00:23:27,700 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 612 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,733 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 613 00:23:31,733 --> 00:23:35,233 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 614 00:23:35,233 --> 00:23:40,167 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *