1 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:11,433 all: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! 2 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:14,433 [all shouting] 3 00:00:14,433 --> 00:00:15,500 - HERE'S YOUR GIFT. 4 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,967 - ARE YOU SURPRISED? 5 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:20,200 - YES, BECAUSE MOTHER'S DAY ISN'T TILL TOMORROW. 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,700 - YEAH, WELL, THERE WAS A TWO-DAY-FOR-ONE SPECIAL. 7 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:25,100 - SMART SHOPPING, ISN'T IT GREAT? 8 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,467 - WHOO-HOO! - WAH-HA! 9 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:29,233 - I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING FOR SOME PEACE AND QUIET. 10 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:30,600 [tires screech] 11 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,133 - YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR PRESENT? 12 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,467 [melancholy music] 13 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,800 - NO, I... 14 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,400 I LOVE IT. - YEAH! 15 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,133 COME ON! - SHE LOVES IT. 16 00:00:39,133 --> 00:00:40,267 YEAH! 17 00:00:40,267 --> 00:00:43,500 - MOM, YOU SPREAD FUN WHEREVER YOU GO. 18 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:44,700 [all shouting] 19 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:45,733 - JAMES. 20 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:47,067 [record scratches] 21 00:00:47,067 --> 00:00:49,033 - MOM? 22 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:50,533 [air hissing] 23 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,433 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 24 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:54,400 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 25 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,233 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 26 00:00:56,233 --> 00:01:00,433 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 27 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:02,300 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 28 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,267 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 29 00:01:04,267 --> 00:01:07,367 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 30 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:08,467 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 31 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:10,267 - * HEY, HEY 32 00:01:10,267 --> 00:01:12,400 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 33 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,133 - * HEY, HEY 34 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:16,300 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 35 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:18,067 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 36 00:01:18,067 --> 00:01:19,300 * UH-OH, UH-OH 37 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:20,300 - * OH 38 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,700 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 39 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:24,267 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 40 00:01:24,267 --> 00:01:25,600 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 41 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,167 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 42 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:31,800 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 43 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:36,933 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 44 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:42,533 - MOM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 45 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:45,067 - I CAME FOR MY MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT. 46 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:47,167 - BUT I MAILED IT THREE DAYS AGO. 47 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:49,067 IT'S SLIPPERS THAT MASSAGE YOUR FEET 48 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,133 WHEN YOU WALK. 49 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:51,167 all: OOH. 50 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:52,233 - WRONG! 51 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:53,933 MY GIFT IS YOU COMING BACK WITH ME 52 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:59,233 TO BE THE FACE AND FUTURE C.E.O. OF BROOKE DIAMOND COSMETICS. 53 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:01,167 MWAH! 54 00:02:01,167 --> 00:02:02,300 OH. 55 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,400 HE'S FROZEN WITH EXCITEMENT. 56 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,833 - DID YOU SAY YOU WERE TAKING HIM HOME? 57 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,533 both: TO MINNESOTA? 58 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:09,067 - TONIGHT. 59 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:10,067 I'LL GO PACK HIS THINGS. 60 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,133 - JAMES? 61 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,833 - WAKE UP, BUDDY. - JAMES! 62 00:02:19,767 --> 00:02:21,267 - WHAT'S THE SCAM? 63 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:23,967 - WHY DO YOU ASSUME EVERYTHING IS A SCAM? 64 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:25,533 - HELLO. 65 00:02:25,533 --> 00:02:30,067 I'M HERE TO SEE MY SON, DR. BITTERS. 66 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,233 - HERE YOU GO, YOUNG MAN. 67 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:33,333 - [loudly] WOW. 68 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:36,700 WHAT AN AMAZING VETERINARIAN YOU ARE. 69 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,867 AND THANKS FOR SAVING MY CAT'S-- 70 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,100 - RABBIT. - MY RABBIT'S LIFE. 71 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,600 - MOM! 72 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,900 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN CALIFORNIA. 73 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:52,800 - NOW, I'VE GOT A BUSY DAY BEING A VETERINARIAN. 74 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,167 BUT I'VE CLEARED MY ENTIRE LUNCH HOUR JUST FOR YOU. 75 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:56,700 - IT'S A DATE. 76 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:59,100 - ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM. 77 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,367 - OH, THANK YOU, DEAR. - RIGHT THIS WAY. 78 00:03:02,367 --> 00:03:04,867 - YOUR MOM ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO BE A VETERINARIAN, 79 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:06,800 BUT YOU FLUNKED OUT OF SCHOOL AND NEVER TOLD HER? 80 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,067 - NO. 81 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,867 - YOU QUIT SCHOOL TO FOLLOW A GIRL OUT HERE, 82 00:03:09,867 --> 00:03:11,733 YOU SPENT YOUR ENTIRE COLLEGE FUND 83 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,533 SUPPORTING HER ACTING CAREER, 84 00:03:13,533 --> 00:03:15,100 SHE DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU RAN OUT OF MONEY, 85 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:16,700 AND YOU TOOK A JOB HERE. 86 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,233 - THAT'S THE ONE. 87 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:20,100 - YOU'RE NEVER GONNA PULL THIS OFF, YOU KNOW? 88 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,667 - I'M AWARE OF THAT. 89 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:23,867 - HEY, BABY SISTER. 90 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:28,100 - IT'S FOR THESE OCCASIONS 91 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,533 I'VE KEPT SUCH A GREAT FRIENDSHIP 92 00:03:29,533 --> 00:03:32,467 WITH HEAVY METAL'S TOP MOM, LITA FORD. 93 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:36,500 [rock music] 94 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,433 [feedback humming] 95 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:41,067 [loud electric guitar chord] 96 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:44,700 - HUGE FAN! - YOU'RE AWESOME! 97 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:45,967 - THANKS A LOT, LITA! 98 00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:47,233 - ANY TIME, GUYS. ANY TIME. 99 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:48,367 - OKAY, BUDDY. 100 00:03:48,367 --> 00:03:50,267 - YOU OKAY? COME ON. 101 00:03:50,267 --> 00:03:53,067 - OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 102 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,067 - MY MOM-- MY MOM IS-- 103 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,400 MY MOM-- 104 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,333 - OKAY, HIS MOM'S TAKING HIM BACK TO MINNESOTA 105 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,067 TO GROOM HIM TO TAKE OVER THE FAMILY COSMETICS BUSINESS. 106 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:02,900 - HIS MOM OWNS A COSMETICS BUSINESS? 107 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:07,267 - SHE IS CONSIDERED THE ESTE LAUDER OF THE MIDWEST. 108 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:09,833 - SHE'S PART POWERFUL, PART BEAUTIFUL... 109 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,933 [whispers] AND ALL TERRIFYING. 110 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:15,067 - WELL, JAMES IS A PART OF BIG TIME RUSH. 111 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:20,467 SO YOU GO BACK TO THE PALMWOODS AND JUST TELL HER NO. 112 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:21,700 [all gasp] 113 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:23,100 - NO? 114 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,067 YOU DON'T TELL MY MOM NO. 115 00:04:25,067 --> 00:04:26,967 - YOU JUST DON'T DO IT. 116 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,900 - HER? 117 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,767 OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE PROM WITH HER. 118 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:35,967 - HEY, MRS. DIAMOND. 119 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:38,133 ME, CARLOS, AND HORTENSE ARE HERE TO SEE JAMES. 120 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:40,467 - I DON'T LIKE THE NAME HORTENSE. 121 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:41,733 CALL HIM LOGAN FROM NOW ON. 122 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:46,067 SNOWBOARDING LESSONS ARE TOO DANGEROUS. 123 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:48,667 YOU WILL ALL TAKE BALLET LESSONS INSTEAD. 124 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:51,233 - ALL RIGHT. 125 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:52,833 - I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PIROUETTE. 126 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,067 WELL, SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT MY NAME. 127 00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:58,467 - LUCKILY, I AM NOT A WIMP LIKE YOU DOGS. 128 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:03,433 SO I'LL TELL JAMES' MOM THAT YOU ARE NOT LEAVING L.A. 129 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,533 OR BIG TIME RUSH. 130 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:08,267 - OH, WAIT. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 131 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,933 - I'M TELLING YOU, 132 00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:12,967 MY NEW REVITALIZER VIRTUALLY ELIMINATES WRINKLES. 133 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:14,700 - REALLY, BROOKE, I'M FINE. 134 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,433 - JEN, 135 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:19,233 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW, NOBODY SAYS NO TO ME. 136 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:20,333 TRY SOME. 137 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:30,067 - [screams] 138 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:32,233 - THE BURNING MEANS IT'S WORKING. 139 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:34,633 - MY FACE! 140 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:36,400 - OH, NO, SHE GOT MY MOM! 141 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,067 - SHE'S SO TAKING ME HOME. 142 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:40,900 - YOUR MOMMY IS NOT TAKING YOU ANYWHERE, 143 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:43,233 BECAUSE I AM THE BIG DADDY, 144 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:46,133 AND I HAVE JAMES' CONTRACT, 145 00:05:46,133 --> 00:05:48,067 WHICH SHE SIGNED. 146 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:50,233 MRS. DIAMOND, 147 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:52,867 I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU 148 00:05:52,867 --> 00:05:56,567 BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. 149 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,167 pop! 150 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,333 IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU, JAMES. 151 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:14,233 - SIR, I WILL HAVE MY JANITOR UP TO FIX THAT CLOG RIGHT NOW. 152 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:16,167 - THANK YOU. 153 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,233 [elevator dings] 154 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,667 - [gasps] 155 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:24,467 - SWEETHEART, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED 156 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:28,800 BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FURRY PATIENTS IN YOUR WAITING ROOM. 157 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,467 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? 158 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,433 - UH... 159 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:36,900 AH... 160 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:39,100 - THAT'S BECAUSE DR. BITTERS 161 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,900 HAD TO CLEAR HIS ENTIRE SCHEDULE 162 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,933 TO DO EMERGENCY SURGERY ON MY CAT. 163 00:06:42,933 --> 00:06:44,367 IS HE OKAY, DOCTOR? 164 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:45,433 - [stammers] 165 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:46,900 IT WAS SERIOUS, 166 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:50,867 BUT THROUGH MY AMAZING CAT HEART TRANSPLANT TECHNIQUE, 167 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:52,833 I WAS ABLE TO SAVE HIM. 168 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:54,900 - OH, I AM SO PROUD OF MY SON, 169 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:58,433 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH HIM. 170 00:06:58,433 --> 00:07:00,167 [both chuckle] 171 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:01,633 - MAMA. 172 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:05,100 YOU'RE WELCOME, BY THE WAY. 173 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,600 AND YOUR MOM IS REALLY SWEET. 174 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,467 - WHICH IS WHY I CAN'T CRUSH HER DREAM OF ME BEING A VET 175 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:12,167 INSTEAD OF A TEMPORARY RESIDENCE HOTEL MANAGER. 176 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,100 - YOU'RE A VIKING. 177 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,700 YOU'RE A VET AGAIN. 178 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,067 - AGH! 179 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:25,567 - THERE YOU GO. 180 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,500 - ALL MOMS REALLY WANT 181 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,067 IS FOR THEIR KIDS TO BE HAPPY, RIGHT? 182 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:33,467 - RIGHT, SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PROVE TO MY MOM 183 00:07:33,467 --> 00:07:35,733 HOW HAPPY I AM BEING IN BIG TIME RUSH. 184 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:38,167 - AND HOW DO WE DO THAT? 185 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:41,133 - BY GIVING HER THE GREATEST MOTHER'S DAY GIFT OF ALL. 186 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:43,067 - A BOUNCE HOUSE? 187 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:44,267 - PEACE AND QUIET. 188 00:07:44,267 --> 00:07:45,500 - A SONG. 189 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,800 BUT NOT JUST ANY SONG. 190 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,567 THE MOM SONG. 191 00:07:49,567 --> 00:07:50,933 all: OOH! 192 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:52,500 - YES. 193 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:55,567 I'LL WRITE AN AMAZING MOTHER'S DAY SONG. 194 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:58,667 JAMES' MOM WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SONG. 195 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,800 - SHE'LL CRY, REALIZE SHE'S BEING SELFISH 196 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,433 AND THAT JAMES BELONGS IN BTR 197 00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:04,733 AND NOT THE FAMILY COSMETICS COMPANY. 198 00:08:04,733 --> 00:08:09,067 - THE SONG STARTS SLOW, ON THE PIANO. 199 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:12,067 - * MOM, HERE'S A SONG THAT'S JUST FOR YOU * 200 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:15,367 - * A CARD THAT SAYS THANKS FOR ALL THAT YOU DO * 201 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:18,433 - * YOU KNOW YOU'RE SO SPECIAL IN SO MANY WAYS * 202 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:22,933 - * AND NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, WE'D JUST LIKE TO SAY... * 203 00:08:22,933 --> 00:08:24,267 [rock music] 204 00:08:24,267 --> 00:08:27,067 - * THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE LOVE YOU GIVE ME * 205 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:30,567 - * IT STAYS INSIDE AND FOREVER LIVES WITH ME * 206 00:08:30,567 --> 00:08:31,700 all: * AND THANK YOU, MOM 207 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,933 * FOR THE LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU DO * 208 00:08:33,933 --> 00:08:37,100 - * YOU WIPE MY NOSE AND BLEACH ALL OF MY WHITE CLOTHES * 209 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:40,267 - * THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE HUGS AND KISSES * 210 00:08:40,267 --> 00:08:44,067 * YOU'RE BETTER THAN A FAIRY AT GRANTING WISHES * 211 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:47,200 - * LIKE MAKING SOUP JUST APPEAR AND OATMEAL COOKIES TOO * 212 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,200 - * YOU HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE US TAKE A SHOWER * 213 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,567 - * SO DON'T FORGET YOUR MOM ON HER SPECIAL DAY * 214 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,933 - * PICK HER UP SOME FLOWERS, PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY * 215 00:08:56,933 --> 00:09:00,300 - * AND MAKE HER A CARD OR KNIT HER A SCARF * 216 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:02,900 - * SHE WIPES OFF OUR TEARS 217 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:04,267 - * AND CLEANS UP OUR BARF 218 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:06,967 - * AND CLEANS UP OUR BARF * 219 00:09:06,967 --> 00:09:10,633 - * THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE LOVE YOU GIVE ME * 220 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:14,067 - * IT STAYS INSIDE AND FOREVER LIVES WITH ME * 221 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,367 - * AND THANKS AGAIN 222 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:17,500 * FOR THE LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU DO * 223 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,267 - * YOU SEW OUR BUTTONS AND TOAST US ENGLISH MUFFINS * 224 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:23,667 * YOU KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY TO MAKE NIGHTMARES GO AWAY * 225 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:26,733 * A PERSONAL PHYSICIAN WHO PICKS UP OUR PRESCRIPTIONS * 226 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,233 * AND YOU LOVE US WHEN WE'RE WRONG * 227 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:32,067 * THAT'S WHY WE SING THE "WE LOVE YOU, MOM" SONG * 228 00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:36,067 * 229 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,700 - THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOTHER'S DAY GIFT I'VE EVER GOTTEN. 230 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,067 [triumphant music] 231 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,167 - SO YOU'LL LET ME STAY? 232 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,667 - [sobbing] NO. 233 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,067 [sobbing] 234 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,100 - BUT YOU'RE CRYING. 235 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,500 - OH. 236 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,433 I APPLIED BROOKE DIAMOND REVITALIZING EYE CREAM 237 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:54,833 BEFORE I CAME HERE TODAY. 238 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,867 THE BURNING MEANS IT'S WORKING. 239 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:59,700 GO GET YOUR THINGS. OUR FLIGHT LEAVES AT 5:00. 240 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,467 - WELL, I HAVE A MOTHER'S DAY SURPRISE FOR YOU. 241 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:09,100 I'VE CLEARED MY SCHEDULE. 242 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,833 NO PETS. JUST MY MOM. 243 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:13,533 - AND I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 244 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:15,667 I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T HAVE MANY PATIENTS, 245 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:19,267 SO I BOUGHT YOU A BENCH TO MAKE YOUR BUSINESS THRIVE. 246 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:20,633 - A BENCH? 247 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,533 YOU MEAN, LIKE, A BUNCH BUS WITH ADS. 248 00:10:22,533 --> 00:10:23,900 - YOU'RE SITTING ON ONE. 249 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,133 ACTUALLY, I BOUGHT YOU 20 BENCHES 250 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:30,500 AND A BILLBOARD ON SUNSET. 251 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,800 - WHAT? 252 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,500 [dogs barking] [cat meows] 253 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,467 [dog barking] 254 00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,367 [monkey screeching] 255 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,733 [cat wails] 256 00:10:39,733 --> 00:10:41,867 [dog barks] 257 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,367 [goat bleats] 258 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:45,133 - DUDE, YOU ARE TOAST. 259 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:46,367 - WE. 260 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:47,733 WE ARE TOAST, 261 00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:49,300 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME CURE ALL THESE ANIMALS. 262 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,533 - NO, I'M NOT. 263 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,500 - I'LL GIVE YOU 500 BUCKS. 264 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,667 [elephant trumpets] 265 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,233 - LET'S DO THIS. 266 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:58,367 - MY SON'S LUCKY COMB AND TOOTHBRUSH 267 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:03,100 ARE NOW PACKED AND READY TO GO IN HIS SUITCASE. 268 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,833 - I'M SORRY, GUYS. 269 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,967 all: HELP US! 270 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,300 - I CAN'T GO UP AGAINST BROOKE. 271 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,333 - [whispers] SHE SCARES ME. 272 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,433 BUT JAMES CAN. 273 00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:14,567 - NO, JAMES CAN'T. 274 00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:15,967 - JAMES, THERE COMES A TIME 275 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,233 WHEN EVERY CHILD HAS TO STAND UP TO THEIR MOM, 276 00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:20,333 AND YOUR TIME IS NOW. 277 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:24,067 IF YOU ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT STAYING IN THIS BAND, 278 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,933 YOUR MOM WILL SEE IT IN YOUR EYES 279 00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:28,067 AND DO WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU, 280 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,700 NOT HER. 281 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,933 IT'S WHAT MOMS DO. 282 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:32,700 - SHE'S RIGHT. 283 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,600 - MOMS KNOW BEST. 284 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,433 - YOU HAVE THE POWER TO TELL YOUR MOM NO. 285 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:38,733 - WHOO. 286 00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:39,867 I CAN DO THIS. 287 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:40,900 - YES! - YES! 288 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,100 - YES, JAMES! - GO FOR IT, JAMES! 289 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,933 - BTR MEANS WAY MORE TO ME THAN COSMETICS. 290 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:47,467 I'M GONNA TELL MY MOM NO. 291 00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:48,767 - YEAH! - YOU GOT IT. 292 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,267 [all cheering] 293 00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:51,600 - YOU GOT IT, JAMES. 294 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,067 - WHOO! 295 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,567 OH. 296 00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:56,667 - WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN. 297 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,433 NOW I'M OFF TO MINNESOTA. 298 00:11:58,433 --> 00:11:59,367 HEH. 299 00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,233 [air hissing] 300 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,100 - [gasps] WE NEED A PLAN. 301 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,467 - RUN. 302 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,600 - WE NEED TO FIND A BETTER PLAN THAN "RUN." 303 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,067 - GET THE DOOR. 304 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,100 - GOT IT. 305 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,500 - HEY, GUYS, DON'T WAIT FOR THE SHUTTLE. 306 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,133 THAT'S USELESS. [laughs nervously] 307 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,667 - RIGHT THIS WAY. 308 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:35,100 - WE'RE THE DIAMONDS. OUR FLIGHT GOT CANCELLED. 309 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,367 - OKAY. 310 00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:38,567 - TAKE EXTRA CARE OF THE DIAMONDS. 311 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:40,233 THEY'RE SELECTIVE MUTES, 312 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,933 AND THEY'RE LATE FOR THEIR FLIGHT, SO PUNCH IT. 313 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,067 [tires screech] 314 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,633 - YEAH! 315 00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:47,633 all: OH! 316 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,967 - WE TRIED TO STOP THEM, BUT THEY JUST TOOK YOUR LIMO. 317 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:52,400 - YEAH, THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE. 318 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,233 - GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR FLIGHT. 319 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,400 - OH, DARN IT. 320 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,067 - GRRR! - UGH! 321 00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:02,233 - IT'S NICE TO SEE L.A. HASN'T CHANGED YOU BOYS. 322 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:06,400 BUT I HAVEN'T CHANGED EITHER, AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT. 323 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,567 [phone beeps] 324 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,400 SARAH, GET ME AND MY SON 325 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,100 ON THE FIRST FLIGHT TO MINNESOTA TOMORROW. 326 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:15,633 AND GET HIM 10 BUSINESS SUITS, 20 POWER TIES, 327 00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:19,067 AND A PAIR OF SIZE 11 TASSELED LOAFERS. 328 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,233 - [whimpers] 329 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,633 - UGH! HE'S FROZEN AGAIN. 330 00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:27,867 BE DARLINGS AND UNFREEZE HIM FOR ME. 331 00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:30,433 THANK YOU. 332 00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,400 - JAMES, COME ON. 333 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,600 - OKAY, COME ON. 334 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,533 [horse whinnies] 335 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:40,067 - OKAY, BYE-BYE. 336 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,800 SO YOUR LIZARD WON'T EAT. 337 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,133 - MATURE LIZARDS STOP EATING LIVE FOOD 338 00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,400 AND GO VEGETARIAN. 339 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,967 - JUST FEED HIM LETTUCE FROM NOW ON, 340 00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:51,067 AND HE SHOULD BE FINE. 341 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:57,167 AND WHAT SEEMS TO BE WRONG WITH YOUR GUINEA PIG? 342 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,467 - HE'S SO SAD. 343 00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,800 - GUINEA PIGS ARE MUCH HAPPIER WITH CAGE MATES, 344 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,200 BUT DON'T PUT TWO MALES TOGETHER, 345 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,067 OR THEY'LL EAT EACH OTHER'S FACES OFF. 346 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,167 - HEAD DOWN TO THE PET STORE ASAP 347 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:09,233 AND GET YOUR ROMEO HERE A JULIET. 348 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:10,367 [laughs] 349 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:12,233 OKAY. 350 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,567 [dog whimpers] 351 00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:16,700 AND WHAT SEEMS TO BE THIS LITTLE FELLAS PROBLEM? 352 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:20,067 - IT HAS AN ARROW THROUGH ITS BUTT. 353 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,100 TELL HER TO GO STRAIGHT 354 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,233 TO THE EMERGENCY ANIMAL HOSPITAL ON THIRD. 355 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:25,733 - TAKE HIM TO THE EMERGENCY ANIMAL HOSPITAL ON THIRD. 356 00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,733 HE SHOULD BE OKAY. - THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 357 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,100 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO HURRY. 358 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:35,367 - ALL THIS PRIDE IS MAKING ME SO TIRED, 359 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:38,700 I NEED TO TAKE A NAP, DOCTOR. 360 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,333 - BOO-YA! 361 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,800 ALL THE ANIMALS ARE FIXED, YOUR MOM IS HAPPY, 362 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,667 AND MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY. 363 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:50,900 I'M AMAZING. 364 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:53,067 AND I GOT ALL THE BENCH BANNERS FROM AROUND TOWN. 365 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:55,333 PLUS, I DEFACED YOUR BILLBOARD. 366 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,400 SO NOBODY SHOULD BE CALLING DR. BITTERS ANYMORE. 367 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400 [horns honking] 368 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,767 - THAT'LL BE 500 BUCKS, PLEASE. 369 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,567 - ACTUALLY, THERE'S ONE MORE THING. 370 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:09,067 MY MOM EXPECTS TO MEET MY WIFE AND SON TOMORROW. 371 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,667 - GUSTAVO, WHEN I SAID "ANY TIME," 372 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:15,967 I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT. 373 00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:17,300 - AH-DH-DH-DH-DH-DH. 374 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,700 [feedback humming] 375 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,200 [loud electric guitar chord] 376 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,233 - OH! 377 00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:22,667 - WHOA. 378 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,400 - YES! 379 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,700 JAMES? JAMES. 380 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,400 - IT'S NO USE. 381 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,133 SHE'S THE MOST POWERFUL MOM IN THE UNIVERSE. 382 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,567 - WHY CAN'T YOUR DAD JUST TALK HER INTO LETTING YOU STAY? 383 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,500 - THEY DON'T TALK ANYMORE SINCE THE DIVORCE 384 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,300 AND SINCE DAD REMARRIED A WOMAN 15 YEARS YOUNGER. 385 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,700 - WELL, I DON'T BLAME HER! 386 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,300 - YOU MEAN NO ONE HAS EVER DEFEATED YOUR MOTHER, 387 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,733 EVER? 388 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:47,800 - WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME MY MOM DIDN'T GET HER WAY. 389 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,067 BUT DAD AND I WERE TOLD NEVER TO SPEAK ABOUT IT. 390 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,133 [whispers] EVER. 391 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:53,400 - WELL, WHAT WAS IT? YOU HAVE TO TELL US. 392 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,633 - WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU, JAMES! 393 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,900 - [whispers] WE PROMISED TO SAVE IT FOR THE GRAVE. 394 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,467 - WE HAVE TO SAVE THE BAND. 395 00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,567 both: COME ON! 396 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,167 - IT WAS THE PEEWEE HOCKEY PARTY. 397 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:06,267 MY MOM ORDERED SUSHI PLATTERS AND RESERVED A STRING QUARTET. 398 00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:09,333 BUT OTHER MOMS WANTED BEANS, WEENIES, AND A BOUNCE HOUSE. 399 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,867 - OH! THAT WAS THE BEST PARTY EVER. 400 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:14,200 - KENDALL'S, LOGAN'S, AND CARLOS' MOMS CAME OVER. 401 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,633 THERE WAS YELLING AND TEARS. 402 00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,233 MY DAD HID BEHIND THE FLAT SCREEN. 403 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,700 I'VE NEVER SEEN MOM SO ANGRY. 404 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,667 BUT THE OTHER MOMS HELD THEIR GROUND. 405 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,167 - THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 406 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,300 YOU CAN'T DEFEAT YOUR MOM ONE-ON-ONE. 407 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:29,933 YOU HAVE TO FIGHT MOM WITH MOMS. 408 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:31,967 - KELLY, GET MY FREQUENT FLIER MILES 409 00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:34,400 AND GET THE OTHER MOMS HERE BY THE MORNING. 410 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,467 THIS IS GONNA BE A MOTHER'S DAY WE WILL NEVER FORGET. 411 00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,367 [rooster crows] 412 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,400 all: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! 413 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,900 - DO I GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET AND MY BEDROOM BACK? 414 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,967 - CLOSE. 415 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,700 all: WE'RE GOING TO THE AIRPORT. 416 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:57,267 - THIS IS NOT PEACEFUL OR QUIET! 417 00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:02,833 - UH, SORRY WE DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO THE WEDDING, 418 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,933 BUT I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF INTERLOPERS. 419 00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,333 [grunts] 420 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,333 - ELOPERS. 421 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,767 - UH, ELOPERS. 422 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:10,200 - [laughs nervously] - YEP, ELOPERS. 423 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,267 - AND WHERE DID YOU TWO MEET, AGAIN? 424 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,367 - UH... 425 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,367 A SWAMP. 426 00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:25,067 - WHAT SHE MEANT TO SAY WAS, WE MET AT A WEDDING. 427 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:29,133 AND HER MOM INTRODUCED US, AND IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. 428 00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:32,900 - THANK GOODNESS FOR MOMS. 429 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,200 WHERE WOULD THE WORLD BE 430 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,533 WITHOUT THEIR LOVE, COMPASSION, AND STRENGTH? 431 00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:38,867 - OH. 432 00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:41,867 [dramatic music] 433 00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:49,800 * 434 00:17:55,267 --> 00:18:03,267 * 435 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:19,733 * 436 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,067 - SYLVIA, JOANNA? 437 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,933 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 438 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:26,067 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 439 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,633 - BREAKING UP BIG TIME RUSH, FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND. 440 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:29,967 - JAMES IS COMING HOME WITH ME 441 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,600 TO LEARN ABOUT THE FAMILY BUSINESS, 442 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,267 AND THAT IS FINAL. 443 00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:34,833 - AND IT'S NOT FAIR. 444 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,300 THIS BAND AND THIS FRIENDSHIP MEAN THE WORLD TO THESE BOYS. 445 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,467 - AND WE ALL AGREED TO LET THE BOYS MOVE OUT HERE, 446 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,967 STAY WITH JEN, AND BE IN THIS BAND. 447 00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,733 AND YOU CAN JUST UN-AGREE. 448 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,600 - NOBODY IS GOING TO TAKE MY SON AWAY FROM ME. 449 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,433 HE IS MY BOY, AND I NEVER SEE HIM ANYMORE. 450 00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:54,233 HE IS COMING HOME. 451 00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,567 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 452 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:58,833 - WHAT DID SHE SAY? 453 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,567 - WHAT HAPPENED? 454 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:03,367 - SHE MISSES YOU. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 455 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:06,067 - SHE DOESN'T WANT JAMES TO RUN THE COMPANY. 456 00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:08,233 SHE JUST WANTS HIM HOME. 457 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:11,633 - SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 458 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:14,667 - MAYBE THE SUPER MOMS COULD RE-TEAM UP 459 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,167 AND HELP IN A NICER WAY. 460 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:19,067 - BUT FIRST GIVE MAMA A KISS. 461 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,867 - ME TOO. 462 00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:26,300 - [laughs nervously] MOM. 463 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,633 - KISS YOUR MOTHER, HORTENSE! 464 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,633 - LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU TOO. 465 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,567 - THIS MUST BE THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY BRUNCH EVER. 466 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:39,067 - NOW LET'S GET GRANDMA ALL PACKED UP 467 00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,733 AND OFF TO THE AIRPORT. 468 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,067 - GOSH DARN IT, PA. 469 00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,967 - WELL, ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END. 470 00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,100 - SOME BUILDING MANAGER YOU ARE. 471 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,367 - YOU SAID YESTERDAY 472 00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:50,133 YOU WERE GONNA SEND SOMEONE TO FIX MY CLOG. 473 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,133 - [silently] 474 00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:52,300 - BUT YOU DIDN'T. 475 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,067 AND THE JANITOR IS SITTING, DOING NOTHING? 476 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,333 IN A DRESS? 477 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,867 I'M MOVING OUT. 478 00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:01,900 - OH, SO CLOSE. 479 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:05,567 - BUILDING MANAGER? JANITOR? 480 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,367 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, REGINALD? 481 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:09,567 - MOM, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 482 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,033 - OH, NO NEED. 483 00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:14,300 I THINK I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON. 484 00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:19,833 YOU TWO ARE REALLY UNDERCOVER C.I.A. AGENTS, 485 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,033 AND HE IS THE CHIEF. 486 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:25,900 AND YOU COULDN'T TELL ME ALL THESE YEARS, 487 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,800 OR I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. 488 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,433 all: YUP. 489 00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:32,433 [dramatic music] 490 00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:34,867 * 491 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,400 - SORRY, MOM. I HAVE TO LEAVE. 492 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,667 WE'RE OFF TO BANGKOK 493 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:41,167 TO FIGHT EVIL AND SAVE THE WORLD. 494 00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,167 [gun clicks] 495 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,433 - I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 496 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:46,200 - MOVE OUT. 497 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:54,900 - BROOKE, BEFORE YOU TAKE JAMES TO THE AIRPORT, 498 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,467 JUST HEAR US OUT. 499 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,333 - MY MOM HOOKED UP THE ENTIRE APARTMENT WITH A T-1 LINE 500 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:06,900 AND SET UP ALL THE COMPUTERS WITH FACE TALK. 501 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,100 - AND I CAN SET IT UP ON YOUR PHONE 502 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:12,567 SO YOU CAN SEE YOUR SON ANYTIME YOU WANT. 503 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,733 [computer beeps] 504 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:21,267 - MY MOM, THE REAL ESTATE SUPER AGENT, 505 00:21:21,267 --> 00:21:24,567 FOUND A SPOT FOR YOU TO OPEN A WEST COAST OFFICE. 506 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:26,867 - IT'S A TOTAL WRITE-OFF, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, 507 00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:28,467 IT GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO VISIT JAMES 508 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:29,833 AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH. 509 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:35,367 - AND I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH ABOUT BEING A STAGE MOM 510 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:39,633 TO KNOW THAT GUSTAVO WILL BOOK MORE BTR DATES IN THE MIDWEST. 511 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:43,633 - SO YOU CAN SEE JAMES AND US SING EVEN MORE. 512 00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:45,567 - WELL, I DID LOVE HEARING YOU BOYS SING. 513 00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:46,733 - WHAT? 514 00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:48,733 I WILL NOT BE TOLD TO BOOK MORE DATES. 515 00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:51,067 all: WHAT? 516 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:53,067 - UH, KELLY, PLEASE, UH, BOOK A DATE 517 00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:54,933 FOR THE BOYS IN MINNESOTA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 518 00:21:54,933 --> 00:21:56,067 THANK YOU. - GOT IT. 519 00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:04,967 - SO YOU DON'T WANT TO COME BACK TO MINNESOTA 520 00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:05,967 TO WORK FOR THE COMPANY? 521 00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:09,367 - NO. 522 00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:11,533 - WELL, MY SON IS HAPPY. 523 00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:13,367 I CAN SEE HIM WHENEVER I WANT. 524 00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:15,567 THIS IS THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT EVER. 525 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,567 - LONG STORY. 526 00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:23,400 - YES! [all cheering] 527 00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:27,300 - THIS IS A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY. 528 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:30,667 AND ONLY ONE THING COULD MAKE IT BETTER. 529 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,700 - WE KNOW. WE KNOW. 530 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,067 all: PEACE AND QUIET. 531 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:36,700 [crickets chirping] 532 00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:41,833 all: TOO QUIET. 533 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:44,067 - I LIKE OUR CRAZY BOYS. 534 00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:45,567 - YEAH, LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE! 535 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:46,567 all: WHOO! 536 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:51,500 [all shouting] 537 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:59,900 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 538 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,333 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 539 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,333 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 540 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,367 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 541 00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:10,400 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 542 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 543 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,233 - * HEY, HEY 544 00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:15,367 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 545 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,200 - * HEY, HEY 546 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,167 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 547 00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:21,200 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 548 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,400 * OH-OH, OH-OH 549 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,833 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 550 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:27,200 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 551 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,233 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 552 00:23:31,233 --> 00:23:34,633 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 553 00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:39,433 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *