1 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:10,500 [air horn blaring] 2 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,967 [all groaning] 3 00:00:12,967 --> 00:00:14,700 - GREAT NEWS, BOYS. 4 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,700 - THE NEWS IS NEVER GREAT WHEN HE SAYS THAT. 5 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:20,733 - BIG TIME RUSH IS GOING TO BE A BIG TIME REALITY SHOW, 6 00:00:20,733 --> 00:00:23,600 STARTING NOW. 7 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,733 - ROLL IT. 8 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,133 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 9 00:00:26,133 --> 00:00:29,067 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? 10 00:00:29,067 --> 00:00:32,700 - OOH, HE'S GOOD. 11 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,733 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 12 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:36,467 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 13 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:40,700 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 14 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,600 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 15 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,467 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 16 00:00:44,467 --> 00:00:47,600 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,700 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 18 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,533 - * HEY, HEY * 19 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,567 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 20 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:54,533 - * HEY, HEY * 21 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:56,500 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 22 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,433 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 23 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,433 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 24 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:00,500 - * OH * 25 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,067 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 26 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:04,533 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 27 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:06,067 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 28 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,500 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 29 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:12,067 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 30 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:16,833 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 31 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,333 - I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT DOING A REALITY SHOW RIGHT NOW, 32 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:23,967 BECAUSE TECHNICALLY, 33 00:01:23,967 --> 00:01:25,933 I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR. 34 00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:27,133 - HE'S GOT A POINT. 35 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:28,400 CAN WE GET SOME CLOTHES ON? 36 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,500 - I'M FINE. 37 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,167 I COULD TAKE MY SHIRT OFF IF YOU WANT. 38 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:32,667 - YEAH, UH, PLEASE DON'T. 39 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:35,633 AS FOR THE REST OF US, WE FEEL A LITTLE BIT EXPOSED. 40 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:38,233 - WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE A REALITY SHOW. 41 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:39,367 EXPOSURE. 42 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,467 BECAUSE MORE EXPOSURE FOR BIG TIME RUSH 43 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:42,867 EQUALS MORE RECORD SALES, 44 00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:45,433 WHICH EQUALS MORE HAM FOR DADDY. 45 00:01:45,433 --> 00:01:47,433 - HAM FOR DADDY IS IMPORTANT. 46 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:51,067 - NOW, SAY HELLO TO THE HOTTEST REALITY SHOW PRODUCER 47 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,200 IN HOLLYWOOD, 48 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,500 SNAKE TIMMONS. 49 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:57,467 - BOYS, THIS IS GONNA BE MY GREATEST REALITY SHOW YET, 50 00:01:57,467 --> 00:01:59,867 JUICIER THAN ANGRY TIGER ISLAND, 51 00:01:59,867 --> 00:02:03,200 MORE EMOTIONAL THAN THE BANANA WHISPER, 52 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,500 AND MORE THRILLING THAN RICKSHAW COPS! 53 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,200 [man making siren noises] 54 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,267 - STOP! 55 00:02:11,267 --> 00:02:12,633 - RICKSHAW COPS! 56 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,900 - THAT WAS AN AWESOME SHOW. 57 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:14,967 - AND LET'S NOT FORGET, 58 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:16,467 REALITY STARS ARE SOME 59 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:18,300 OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN THE WORLD. 60 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,933 - AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, 61 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:21,600 SINCE I HAVE A CONTRACT 62 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,200 THAT STATES I CAN MAKE YOU STAR IN A REALITY SHOW. 63 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,200 - I'M IN. LET'S DO IT. 64 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:31,067 - NOW, WE START AIRING IN ONE MONTH ON MTV 12, 65 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,867 SO RELAX, GO ABOUT YOUR LIVES, 66 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:34,933 AND YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WE'RE HERE. 67 00:02:34,933 --> 00:02:36,633 ROLLING! 68 00:02:36,633 --> 00:02:38,433 - WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA. 69 00:02:41,567 --> 00:02:43,733 - HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT GRIFFIN GAVE THE BOYS 70 00:02:43,733 --> 00:02:45,200 THEIR OWN REALITY TV SHOW? 71 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,433 - REALLY ? 72 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,933 THAT'S GREAT. 73 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:51,200 BTR WILL GET A TON OF EXPOSURE, 74 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,867 AS LONG AS THEY DON'T LOOK STUPID ON CAMERA. 75 00:02:54,867 --> 00:02:57,633 - [gasping] 76 00:02:57,633 --> 00:02:59,567 HOW-- HELLO. 77 00:02:59,567 --> 00:03:02,167 WELCOME TO ROCQUE RECORDS. 78 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:03,200 - HI. 79 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,800 - [giggling] 80 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,800 - HI. 81 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,100 - I LIKE SINGING. 82 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,433 I LIKE PIE. 83 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:12,200 THAT'S ABOUT IT. 84 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,400 - JAMES, ANY SECRETS ABOUT BTR WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 85 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,967 JUICY STUFF, THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO, "HMM?" 86 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:21,500 - OH, UM... 87 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,067 NOPE. 88 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:24,100 - YO, JAMES! 89 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,133 - OVER THERE. 90 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,733 NO, DON'T DO THAT. WE'RE NOT HERE! 91 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:29,933 - OH, OKAY. 92 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:32,533 HEY, JAMES, I FOUND THIS $20 IN OUR ROOM. 93 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:33,533 DID YOU LOSE IT? 94 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:35,167 - I DID! THANKS, PAL. 95 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:36,900 - OOH, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES? 96 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,400 - I'LL GRAB THE PIE. 97 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:46,200 [laughter] 98 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,333 - CUT! 99 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:49,833 BOYS, HUGGING AND VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN... 100 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,400 BUT TERRIBLE REALITY TV! 101 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,800 I NEED TENSION, DRAMA. 102 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,667 SO HOW ABOUT, CARLOS, 103 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:58,833 YOU DON'T GIVE JAMES BACK THE MONEY BUT SPEND IT? 104 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:03,167 AND LATER, JAMES, YOU FIND OUT AND PUNCH HIM! 105 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:04,400 ROLL IT. 106 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:09,533 - WHY WOULD I SPEND MONEY THAT ISN'T MINE? 107 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:10,733 - YEAH, THAT'S UNCOOL. 108 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:11,967 - THIS SHOW IS UNCOOL! 109 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:14,900 [toilet flushing] 110 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:21,600 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE THAT. 111 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,700 - YES. 112 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:23,967 - AWW. 113 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:25,533 - DOH, CUT. 114 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,100 BUT I CAN'T USE HER 115 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,800 BECAUSE SHE REFUSED TO SIGN HER CONTRACT. 116 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,700 - YEAH, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT A BUNCH OF CAMERAMEN 117 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,400 FOLLOWING ME AROUND EVERYWHERE. 118 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,367 BUT MOM DID, FOR OUR COLLEGE FUND. 119 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:40,767 - WHO WANTS A HEALTHY SNACK? 120 00:04:40,767 --> 00:04:42,133 ARE WE ROLLING? 121 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,967 - OH, THIS SHOW IS BAD. 122 00:04:43,967 --> 00:04:46,400 ROMANCE, YES... 123 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,867 ROMANCE WILL SAVE IT. 124 00:04:47,867 --> 00:04:50,867 [romantic orchestra music] 125 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:52,267 * * 126 00:04:52,267 --> 00:04:53,267 - DO YOU HAVE ANY THREES? 127 00:04:53,267 --> 00:04:54,767 - NOPE. GO FISH. 128 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:56,067 - THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME IN A ROW! 129 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:57,433 - CUT! 130 00:04:57,433 --> 00:05:00,567 WHAT IS THIS? AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE? 131 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:04,400 LOGAN, THIS SHOW NEEDS PASSION, BETRAYAL, 132 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,500 THEN PASSION AGAIN. 133 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,500 - WELL, THAT WOULD BE KIND OF AWKWARD, 134 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,200 BECAUSE WE KIND OF ALREADY DATED. 135 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,633 - YEAH, BUT NOW WE DON'T. 136 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:15,433 - AND IF YOU WANT THIS SHOW TO BE AS HUGE AS GRIFFIN DOES, 137 00:05:15,433 --> 00:05:18,067 YOU DO AGAIN. 138 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:24,700 CAMILLE, I GOT YOU THESE CHOCOLATES. 139 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,567 OH, LOGAN, I LOVE IT. 140 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:29,300 BUT WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER. 141 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:31,667 IT'S WRONG. 142 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:35,067 BUT IT'S SOOOO RIGHT. 143 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:37,867 - OKAY, WAIT, SO THIS IS HOW REALITY TV REALLY WORKS? 144 00:05:37,867 --> 00:05:39,267 - YEP. 145 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:42,533 NOW, YOU TWO, KISS. 146 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:47,333 REMEMBER, WE'RE NOT EVEN HERE. 147 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:01,200 AHH! 148 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,267 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE REAL BIG TIME RUSH 149 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:04,500 IS A DISASTER? 150 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,867 - CARLOS AND JAMES LIKE EACH OTHER. 151 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,500 KENDALL DOESN'T LIKE BEING "EMBARRASSED." 152 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,933 LOGAN'S RELATIONSHIP 153 00:06:10,933 --> 00:06:13,533 IS ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS WET CARDBOARD. 154 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:14,800 AND THIS. 155 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,833 - [giggling] 156 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:16,833 - HI. 157 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,867 - [giggling] 158 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:19,867 - HI. 159 00:06:19,867 --> 00:06:23,167 - I TOLD YOU, I NEED THIS REALITY SHOW TO BE HUGE. 160 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:25,733 SO WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME? 161 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,233 - 100 MORE CAMERAS, 162 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:28,567 ONE CASTING ADDITION, 163 00:06:28,567 --> 00:06:30,467 PERMISSION TO MANIPULATE, 164 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,300 AND A SHOCKING ENDING. 165 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,433 - DONE. 166 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:34,733 THE SHOW AIRS IN ONE MONTH, 167 00:06:34,733 --> 00:06:37,233 AND I NEED IT TO MAKE A BIG SPLASH. 168 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,067 - HMM... 169 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,300 NO CAMERA CREW. 170 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,367 THAT COULD HAVE BEEN VERY EMBARRASSING. 171 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,700 AW, NO WAY. 172 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:09,533 HEY! 173 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:11,533 SO...MY PANTS FELL DOWN 174 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:12,733 OVER BY THE POOL, 175 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,667 AND I THINK THE CAMERA SORT OF SAW MY BUTT. 176 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:16,667 - I KNOW. 177 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,700 IT'S CALLED SHOCK VALUE. 178 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:22,067 VERY GOOD FOR REALITY TV. 179 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,533 - UH, NO, YOU CAN'T USE THAT. 180 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:26,367 SO I NEED YOU TO ERASE IT NOW. 181 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:29,300 [wild laughter] 182 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,600 - I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO THESE GUYS, 183 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,067 AND IT'S CRAZY, YO. 184 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,700 THEY'RE ALWAYS SINGING ALL THE TIME. 185 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,900 AND JAMES AND CARLOS ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING, 186 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,300 AND I'M LIKE, "CHILL." 187 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,933 BUT IT'S BAD. 188 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:45,700 - UM, WHO IS THAT? 189 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,500 - HE'S YOUR NEIGHBOR. HIS NAME IS TJ. 190 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,567 YOU'VE KNOWN HIM FOR YEARS. 191 00:07:48,567 --> 00:07:50,467 - NOPE, I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT GUY 192 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:53,067 IN MY LIFE. 193 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:56,133 - YEAH, JAMES CAN BE COOL, BUT HE ALSO LIES A LOT. 194 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:57,900 - HEY, THAT IS NOT TRUE. 195 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,633 - REALITY AND TV AND REALITY TV STARS 196 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:02,200 ARE NOT ABOUT TRUTH. 197 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,500 THEY'RE ABOUT RATINGS. 198 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:07,567 AND I NEED MY STARS TO GIVE ME TENSION AND DRAMA. 199 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:10,767 AND IT'S TJ HERE THAT'S GONNA GIVE IT TO ME, 200 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:14,567 BECAUSE YOU TWO CAN'T. 201 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:17,533 - OH, YOU WANT TENSION AND DRAMA, HUH? 202 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:18,733 I CAN DO THAT. 203 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:19,733 BAM! 204 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,800 - ROLL. 205 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,200 - OH, YEAH, JAMES? 206 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,067 DINNER TIME! 207 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:27,233 AHHHH! 208 00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:29,667 - GO TIGHT. 209 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,667 DOWN. 210 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:32,733 - BOYS! BOYS! 211 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:33,900 NO FIGHTING! 212 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,167 HOW ABOUT A HEALTHY SNACK INSTEAD? 213 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,333 AH! 214 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:41,100 OKAY, THAT IS ENOUGH! 215 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,333 AAGGHH! 216 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:43,567 STOP! 217 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:45,867 - THIS SHOW'S GETTING GOOD NOW. 218 00:08:45,867 --> 00:08:48,933 - BOYS, BOYS, STOP! 219 00:08:48,933 --> 00:08:51,233 - AND IT JUST GOT BETTER. 220 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:59,467 [soft buzzing noise] 221 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,200 IT'S NOT IN THERE. 222 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,367 THOSE ARE JUST THE POWER CORDS, 223 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,967 POWERING OVER 100 CAMERAS 224 00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:10,400 THAT WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE. 225 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,667 - LOOK, I JUST WANT MY BUTT BACK. 226 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:15,167 I DON'T NEED MY FRIENDS IN MINNESOTA SEEING IT, 227 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:17,400 BECAUSE...IT'S MY BUTT! 228 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,600 - HE'S GETTING MAD. 229 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,767 ROLL. 230 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,233 - LOOK, I'M NOT GETTING MAD. 231 00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:22,233 JUST ERASE THE-- 232 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:23,867 LOOK, WOULD YOU TURN THE CAMERAS OFF? 233 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,667 - NEVER. 234 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:26,900 - HEY, BIG BROTHER. 235 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,400 - CUT. 236 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,133 - EVERYONE BACK UP. BACK UP. 237 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,133 - OKAY. 238 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:33,200 - I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS. 239 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,300 - TAKE IT EASY. 240 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:35,733 - YOU, ON THE FLOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR. 241 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:37,067 - ALL RIGHT, GET DOWN. DOWN, DOWN! 242 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,233 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 243 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,067 - OKAY, MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE. 244 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,233 - I WAS IN THE POOL. 245 00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,533 I GOT OUT OF THE POOL. 246 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:46,933 MY PANTS FELL DOWN, 247 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:50,267 AND THE CAMERAS GOT A SHOT OF THAT. 248 00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:51,600 - WOULD IT BE INAPPROPRIATE 249 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,400 IF I LAUGHED REALLY LOUD RIGHT NOW? 250 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,667 - YES. 251 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,400 AND SUPER PRODUCER WON'T ERASE THE TAPES, 252 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,533 AND NOW I GOT CAMERAS FOLLOWING ME AROUND EVERYWHERE. 253 00:09:58,533 --> 00:10:00,567 - WHICH IS WHY I SAID NO TO BEING ON THE SHOW. 254 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,300 - WELL, I HAD NO CHOICE. 255 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,400 NOW, THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU OFFER TO HELP ME, 256 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,767 BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME. 257 00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:07,667 - OKAY, I READ OVER THE CONTRACT, 258 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:09,733 AND GRIFFIN'S THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW, 259 00:10:09,733 --> 00:10:11,767 WHICH MEANS IF YOU WANT YOUR BUTT BACK, 260 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:14,333 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET IT FROM HIM, AND I LOVE YOU. 261 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,600 - AW, UNBELIEVABLE. 262 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,400 - HEY, BUDDY. - HEY. 263 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,767 WHAT WAS THAT? 264 00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:26,267 - GREAT REALITY TV! 265 00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,367 WHOO! 266 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,167 - UGH! 267 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,733 - VERY GOOD. STAY WITH IT. 268 00:10:31,733 --> 00:10:33,700 [shouting] 269 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,067 - BOYS! STOP IT! 270 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,167 - STAY WITH MOM. 271 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,400 I'M LOVING THIS. 272 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,400 YOU TWO! KISS, NOW! 273 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,667 GOOD, STAY WITH IT. 274 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:49,600 [whacking and shouting] 275 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,200 - STOP! 276 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,833 STOP! 277 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,600 DON'T YOU GUYS SEE 278 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,533 WHAT THIS REALITY SHOW IS DOING TO US? 279 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,267 AND I GUARANTEE YOU 280 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:02,067 GRIFFIN'S NOT GONNA LIKE IT. 281 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,100 - BAM! 282 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,467 - ROLL IT. 283 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:07,867 [shouting] 284 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,067 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 285 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:11,400 I LOVE IT! 286 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,633 REALITY TV AT ITS FINEST. 287 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,133 VERY GOOD FOR BUSINESS. 288 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,967 - BUT THE SHOW IS GOING TO BE TERRIBLE FOR BUSINESS 289 00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:19,967 IF IT TEARS BIG TIME RUSH APART. 290 00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:22,133 JAMES AND CARLOS CAN'T STOP FIGHTING. 291 00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:26,233 - OOH! 292 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,267 - LOGAN AND CAMILLE 293 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:29,767 HAVE TO PRETEND THEY'RE IN LOVE. 294 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:32,067 [sweeping orchestra music] 295 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,433 GUYS, THE CAMERAS ARE OFF. 296 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:34,700 - UGH, THANK GOODNESS. 297 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,167 - THEY'RE ON AGAIN. 298 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,500 [sweeping orchestra music] 299 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,633 - WELL, I'M NOT SAYING ANOTHER WORD ON THIS SHOW 300 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,233 TILL I GET MY BUTT BACK. 301 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:43,800 - BUT, FELLAS, CALM DOWN. 302 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,700 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THE REAL BIG TIME RUSH'S 303 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,400 SHOCKING ENDING. 304 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,367 [together] SHOCKING ENDING? 305 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:50,400 - GET READY, 306 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,900 BECAUSE IN THE SEASON FINALE, 307 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,100 THE VIEWERS GET TO VOTE ON WHICH BAND MEMBER 308 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,900 GETS KICKED OUT OF BIG TIME RUSH 309 00:11:56,900 --> 00:12:00,200 AND PICK THEIR HOT REPLACEMENT! 310 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,100 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 311 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:05,867 [together] WHAT?! 312 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:10,733 - THIS IS THE TRUE STORY 313 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:11,867 OF FOUR BEST BUDS 314 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:14,167 WHO CAME TO HOLLYWOOD AS HOCKEY PLAYERS 315 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,833 AND BECAME BIG TIME RUSH. 316 00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:21,100 ONE BAND, ONE DREAM. 317 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,900 AND IN THE END, YOU THE VIEWERS GET TO DECIDE 318 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,700 WHICH BAND MEMBER WILL GET KICKED OUT 319 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,500 OF BIG TIME RUSH FOREVER 320 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,733 AND PICK HIS BIG TIME REPLACEMENT. 321 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,067 - OH, COME ON! 322 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,933 - YOU CAN'T KICK ONE OF US OUT OF BIG TIME RUSH! 323 00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:39,900 - AS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THIS SHOW 324 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:43,467 AND C.E.O. OF R.C.M.C.B.T. GLOBAL NET-SANYOID, 325 00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:45,600 I CAN DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING I WANT, 326 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,167 EXCEPT DIGEST CHEESE 327 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,333 AND STOP MY WIFE FROM REMODELING. 328 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,500 - GRIFFIN, THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY. 329 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,567 - NO, IT'S REALITY TV. 330 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:56,533 - YOU KNOW WHAT? GUSTAVO WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. 331 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,667 - REALLY? 332 00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,100 WELL, LET'S JUST CHECK IN ON GUSTAVO 333 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,233 AND SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. 334 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,900 - YEAH. 335 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:02,900 - HI. 336 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,900 - [giggling] 337 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,167 - HI. 338 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,567 - [giggling] 339 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,400 - HI. 340 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,933 - FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM. 341 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,633 YOU CAME TO HOLLYWOOD TO BE STARS, 342 00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:16,767 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE, HUGE. 343 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,300 - WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE... 344 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,367 MANIPULATED LIKE THIS. 345 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,200 - AND YOU CAN'T KICK ONE OF US OUT, 346 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,800 BECAUSE BIG TIME RUSH ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER. 347 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,800 - MM-HMM. 348 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,533 - HOW ABOUT AT THE END OF THE SEASON, 349 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:35,900 I GIVE THE BIG TIME MEMBERS NOT VOTED OUT A VICTORY BONUS 350 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,367 OF $1 MILLION. 351 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:39,467 [cash register dings] 352 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:43,867 - PFFT, MONEY? THIS ISN'T ABOUT MONEY. 353 00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:45,400 - I'M GONNA WIN THAT MONEY 354 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,900 AND WILL NOT BE THE ONE VOTED OFF BIG TIME RUSH. 355 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:52,333 IF YOU ASK ME, CARLOS WILL BE THE ONE VOTED OFF. 356 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,667 [whispering] I THINK HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. 357 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,333 - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T SHAVE MY LEGS. 358 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,533 JAMES DOES. 359 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,667 AND THAT'S WHY HE IS GONNA GET VOTE OFF, 360 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,933 FOR HAVING GIRL LEGS, HMPH. 361 00:14:02,933 --> 00:14:04,833 - BAM! 362 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,767 [crickets chirping] 363 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,833 - I'VE KNOWN THESE GUYS FOR A LONG TIME, 364 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:14,067 AND I THINK LOGAN WILL GET VOTED OFF, 365 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,533 BECAUSE DEEP DOWN INSIDE, 366 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:17,500 HE'S A NERD-A-BLERD-A-DERD! 367 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,867 - OKAY, THAT IS NOT A WORD. 368 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:20,200 AND I WON'T GET VOTED OFF 369 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,500 BECAUSE OF MY ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN ROMANCE 370 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,967 WITH CAMILLE. 371 00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:26,933 IN FACT, I'M THINKING ABOUT BREAKING UP WITH HER TODAY, 372 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,933 OR...MAYBE I WON'T. 373 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:31,600 PERSONALLY, I THINK JAMES OR CARLOS SHOULD GET VOTED OFF. 374 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,767 - WHAM! 375 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,500 [crickets] 376 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,133 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR BUTT FOOTAGE BACK. 377 00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:40,967 YOU'RE GONNA GET VOTED OUT OF THE BAND. 378 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,200 YOU REALLY SHOULD TALK. 379 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,833 - KATIE! 380 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:51,700 - WHY ARE YOU STILL SHOOTING? 381 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,533 - OH, I FOUND A LOOPHOLE. 382 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:57,133 I CAN USE YOU ALL I WANT AS LONG AS I PIXILATE YOUR FACE 383 00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,800 AND DISGUISE YOUR VOICE. 384 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,300 - [distorted deep voice] WOW, REALLY? 385 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,833 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 386 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,300 - GET THE FIGHT. 387 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,067 - AHHH! 388 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,833 - [distorted deep voice] WHERE ARE WE GOING? 389 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,100 - SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE AREN'T ANY CAMERAS. 390 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,167 - OKAY, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 391 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:21,133 'CAUSE I AM STUMPED. 392 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,333 - WE'RE GONNA GET THE BAND BACK. 393 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,600 WE'RE GONNA GET MY BUTT BACK. 394 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,933 WE'RE GONNA GET OUR LIVES BACK. 395 00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:26,500 THEN WE'RE GONNA GET A SMOOTHIE. 396 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,833 - OKAY, BACK UP PLAN: 397 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,400 YOU START TALKING TO THE CAMERA, 398 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,633 LOGAN GETS VOTED OFF, 399 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,067 AND YOU POCKET A COOL MILL. 400 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,200 - KATIE! - JUST SAYIN'. 401 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,867 - CAMILLE, WE ARE OVER! 402 00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:39,833 NO AMOUNT OF CRYING LOUDLY OR DRAMATICALLY 403 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,400 IS GONNA CHANGE THAT. 404 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,467 - [crying loudly] 405 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:48,233 HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SUCH A FOOL? 406 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,233 - OOH! 407 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,633 - NOT THAT REAL. COME ON! 408 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:51,633 - SORRY. 409 00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:52,767 [crying loudly] 410 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,833 - GUESS WHAT. WE'RE BACK TOGETHER. 411 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:58,067 STOP! I CAN'T! 412 00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:01,533 WE ARE OVER! AGAIN. 413 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,100 - WAH! 414 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,400 - SHOOT THAT. 415 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,733 STAY THERE. KEEP IT TIGHT. 416 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:08,867 IT'S PERFECT! 417 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,767 CUT. CUT! 418 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,067 - HEY, NICE TACKLE. 419 00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:14,067 DID YOU GET HURT? 420 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,300 - DIDN'T FEEL A THING. 421 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,067 - WE ARE SO NOT GETTING VOTED OFF BIG TIME RUSH. 422 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,867 - WHY ARE MY CAMERAS NOT WORKING? 423 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,533 - TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. 424 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:27,267 - GET THE POWER BACK ON NOW! 425 00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:30,167 - HEY, GUYS, EMERGENCY BAND MEETING. 426 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,133 - WHERE ARE THEY GOING? 427 00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,700 - OW-OW-OW! I HAVE SENSITIVE EARS. 428 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,700 YOU KNOW THAT! 429 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,733 - FIX IT. 430 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:39,067 HURRY UP. FIX IT. 431 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,267 - WHY ARE WE IN THE DUCTS? 432 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,267 - BECAUSE THERE'S NO CAMERAS IN THE DUCTS. 433 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,667 - DON'T YOU GUYS SEE 434 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,467 WHAT THIS REALITY SHOW IS DOING TO US? 435 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:47,433 IF WE DON'T BAND TOGETHER NOW AND STOP IT, 436 00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:49,567 ONE OF US IS GOING HOME TO MINNESOTA. 437 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,967 NOW, IS THAT WHAT WE WANT? 438 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,133 - NO. 439 00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,133 - I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS. 440 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:56,267 - AND MASSIVE EXPOSURE. 441 00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,333 - AND WE CAN GET THERE AS A BAND, 442 00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,800 NOT A FREAK SHOW. 443 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,333 DOES GREEN DAY HAVE A REALITY SHOW? 444 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,367 LADY GAGA? NO! 445 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,800 AND NEITHER DOES BIG TIME RUSH. 446 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,133 - I MEAN, MY FACE DOES HURT FROM ALL THE SLAPPING. 447 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,433 - YEAH, AND I'D RATHER EAT PIE 448 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:12,067 AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH CARLOS THAN MAIM HIM. 449 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:15,867 - OKAY, BUT HOW DO WE GET THINGS BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE? 450 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:19,367 - WE MAKE A NEW REALITY SHOW FOR GRIFFIN. 451 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,967 - LET'S DO THIS, YO! 452 00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:23,533 [together] TJ, WE DON'T KNOW YOU! 453 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:26,133 - SHH. 454 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:29,333 - I NEED THOSE BOYS! FIND 'EM! 455 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:32,600 EVERY LAST ONE OF 'EM! NOW! 456 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,967 - OKAY... NOW. 457 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:39,433 - I HATE YOU, JAMES! 458 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,300 - MOVE! 459 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,067 - AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! 460 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,433 - ROLL! 461 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,800 GET THIS! 462 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,733 I AM LOVING THIS. 463 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,100 HERE WE GO, OVER HERE. 464 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,100 STAY ON 'EM. 465 00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:59,333 THAT'S IT. STAY WITH HIM. 466 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,200 STAY WITH HIM. 467 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,200 YES, THAT'S FANTASTIC. 468 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,300 - I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU. 469 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,767 - SHH, I KNOW. 470 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:11,900 I MUST KISS YOU FOR A LONG TIME. 471 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:18,100 - WOW, THAT IS A LONG KISS. 472 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,167 BOOM. 473 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,267 - WAIT! 474 00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:29,933 I...MUST KISS YOU LONGER! 475 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,900 - ROLL, ROLL, STAY WITH IT. 476 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,467 STILL KISSING. HOW WE DOING ON SOUND? 477 00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:37,867 GOOD. 478 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,500 - WAIT, STOP. 479 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,933 STAY HERE ON CAMERA. 480 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:44,400 I'LL BE BACK. 481 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,400 HEY, I WANT A COOL SPY HAT. 482 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,400 - TAKE MINE. - OKAY. 483 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,867 - LET'S GO. 484 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:57,400 - HI. - [giggling] 485 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,200 - AND...CUT. 486 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,167 - OH, I HATE BEING A REALITY SHOW! 487 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,933 [together] SO DO WE. 488 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,367 - BUT THIS IS IN OUR CONTRACT. 489 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:05,500 WE HAVE TO DO THIS, 490 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,133 OR GRIFFIN COULD VOTE US ALL OFF THE ISLAND. 491 00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:09,733 - UH, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW 492 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,767 A WAY INTO GRIFFIN'S OFFICE, WOULD YOU? 493 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,067 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 494 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,567 THAT THING IS LOCKED TIGHTER THAN A BANK SAFE. 495 00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:18,633 - I HAVE A KEY. 496 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:21,700 HE LEFT HIS KEYS ONCE AND I MADE A COPY. 497 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,467 WAS THAT WRONG? 498 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:24,467 - NO. 499 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,067 IT'S PERFECT. 500 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:30,100 - WE HAVE A SPECIAL MEETING WITH OUR C.E.O. GRIFFIN, 501 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,567 WHO'S THE GUY WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 502 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,433 FOR THIS REALITY SHOW. 503 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,700 WE'RE REALLY EXCITED FOR IT. 504 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:40,500 - SO WHAT'S THIS EMERGENCY SUPER SPECIAL MEETING ALL ABOUT? 505 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:44,767 - WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU TV'S NEXT REALITY SUPERSTAR. 506 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,867 - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 507 00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:46,967 - I KNOW WE DO. 508 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:50,167 - KATIE, WILL YOU DO THE HONORS? 509 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,600 - THE REAL GRIFFIN, 510 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,367 THE REALITY SHOW STARRING SUPER C.E.O. ARTHUR GRIFFIN 511 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,633 24/7. 512 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:05,233 - A REALITY SHOW ABOUT ME? 513 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,067 [together] STARTING NOW. 514 00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:13,133 - YOU'RE FIRED. 515 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,700 NO, NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 516 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,767 - REALLY? 517 00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:17,267 - NO, YOU'RE FIRED. 518 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:19,300 - [weeping] 519 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,900 - [growling] 520 00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,400 CAN I JOIN YOUR ANIMAL PACK? 521 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,733 CAN YOU BELIEVE I'VE NEVER USED ONE OF THESE BEFORE? 522 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:36,800 TOOT-TOOT! 523 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,100 [farts] 524 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,733 [off-key] * IF YOU WANT IT ALL * 525 00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:43,467 * LAY IT ON THE LINE * 526 00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:45,600 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT * 527 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,500 * SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 528 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,667 WHAT? 529 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,100 I LOVE YOU, MOMMY. 530 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,700 NOW I AM ONE WITH YOU. 531 00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,033 UGH! 532 00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,533 MM! 533 00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:02,367 THAT'S MY BUTT! 534 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:03,900 - THIS SHOW IS REALLY GOOD. 535 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:04,900 - QUIET! 536 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,933 - SO...STILL THINK REALITY SHOWS 537 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,067 AREN'T AN INVASION OF PRIVACY? 538 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,133 - BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, 539 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:12,733 BECAUSE THIS WILL NEVER AIR ON TV. 540 00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:15,667 - OH, WE KNOW, BUT WITH ONE PRESS OF THAT BUTTON... 541 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,633 - THIS VIDEO GOES OUT ON THE INTERNET 542 00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,067 FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE. 543 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:22,167 - BUT WE'LL ERASE IT IF YOU ERASE MY BUTT, 544 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,700 FORGET ABOUT THE REALITY SHOW, 545 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,800 AND LET US FOCUS ON OUR MUSIC. 546 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,967 - OKAY, FINE! 547 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,733 NO REALITY SHOW. 548 00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:31,067 JUST ERASE THIS VIDEO, 549 00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:32,467 AND I'LL ERASE KENDALL'S BUTT, 550 00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:35,267 AND THE WHOLE REAL BIG TIME RUSH SHOW WILL GO BYE-BYE. 551 00:21:35,267 --> 00:21:36,900 [cheering] 552 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:38,700 - WHAT? WHAT ABOUT ME? 553 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,233 - YOU? YOU'RE FIRED. 554 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,500 [cheering] 555 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,967 - AHH! 556 00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:46,767 - MOM, WE ARE HAPPY TO SAY 557 00:21:46,767 --> 00:21:49,733 THAT THE BIG TIME RUSH REALITY SHOW IS NO MORE. 558 00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:52,167 - OH, THANK GOODNESS. 559 00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:54,600 I HATED THAT DRESS. 560 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,667 [together] VIDEO GAME TIME! 561 00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:02,867 - THANK GOODNESS WE'RE DONE WITH ALL THAT SLAPPING AND KISSING. 562 00:22:02,867 --> 00:22:04,100 - YEAH, I MEAN, 563 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:07,067 IT WAS REALLY JUST THE SLAPPING THAT BOTHERED ME. 564 00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:10,933 - AND THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY BUTT. 565 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:12,267 - LITERALLY. 566 00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:13,700 - HA-HA! I'M LIKE A NINJA. 567 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,700 BOO! 568 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,933 FINALLY WE CAN START HANGING OUT 569 00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:17,100 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 570 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,233 [laughing] 571 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:19,233 - TJ... 572 00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:20,367 - YEAH. 573 00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:21,900 - WE DON'T HAVE A REALITY SHOW ANYMORE. 574 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:22,933 - AND WE DON'T KNOW YOU. 575 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,233 - YEAH, THEY GOT ME AN APARTMENT, 576 00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:26,800 AND I HAVE NO FRIENDS, SO... 577 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,167 [together] GRAB A CONTROLLER. 578 00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,333 - YEAH, COME ON, BUDDY. 579 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,100 [evil laughter] 580 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:46,067 - [laughing maniacally] 581 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,933 - WHAM! 582 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:51,067 - OKAY, LET'S GO DO SOME SONGWRITING. 583 00:22:51,067 --> 00:22:52,267 - GOOD IDEA. 584 00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:00,400 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 585 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,067 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 586 00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:06,067 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 587 00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,867 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 588 00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:11,067 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 589 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:12,100 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 590 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,067 - * HEY, HEY * 591 00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:16,067 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 592 00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:17,967 - * HEY, HEY * 593 00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:20,067 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 594 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,067 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 595 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,067 * OH-OH, OH-OH * 596 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,533 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 597 00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:27,967 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 598 00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:32,067 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 599 00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:35,100 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 600 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:40,267 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *