1 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,607 - AH, IT'S THE BOYS I OWN. 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,244 - GRIFFIN, DO YOU REMEMBER THE DEAL YOU MADE WITH US? 3 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,046 - THE ONE WHERE YOU CATCH AND DESTROY MY CLONE, 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,514 AND I BUY YOU ALL JET PACKS? 5 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:14,648 - NO. 6 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:17,285 - THE DEAL WHERE YOU LET US USE YOUR MALIBU BEACH HOUSE 7 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,820 FOR THE DAY IF WE GET A NUMBER ONE RECORD. 8 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,255 - BOOYAH. 9 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,590 - IT'S TRUE. 10 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:27,195 BIG TIME RUSH OFFICIALLY HAS A NUMBER ONE RECORD... 11 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:30,364 - I KERPLANKISTAN. 12 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,101 - YOU NEVER SAID WHERE IT HAD TO BE. 13 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,568 - WELL PLAYED. 14 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:35,569 - OH, YES. 15 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:38,272 - NOW, THERE ARE TWO RULES IN MY BEACH HOUSE. 16 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:42,110 ONE, DON'T GO NEAR MY PRICELESS MING VASE COLLECTION. 17 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:46,280 TWO, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT MY CAR COLLECTION. 18 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,216 ENJOY, OR DON'T. 19 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,250 I DON'T CARE. 20 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:52,253 [upbeat guitar surfer music] 21 00:00:52,286 --> 00:01:00,294 * 22 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:21,081 * 23 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,220 - SWEET WAVE. - BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. 24 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,721 - HOW LONG DO THEY DO THIS? 25 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,858 - IT'S HARD TO SAY. 26 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,826 - THEY ONCE DID IT FOR THREE HOURS. 27 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:36,664 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 28 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,532 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 29 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,501 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 30 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:44,638 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 31 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,540 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 32 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,509 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 33 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,512 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 34 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:52,813 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 35 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,448 - * HEY, HEY 36 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,484 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 37 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,586 - * HEY, HEY 38 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,488 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH 39 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,390 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 40 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:03,491 * UH-OH, UH-OH 41 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,492 - * OH 42 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:05,859 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 43 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,529 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 44 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:09,797 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 45 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,600 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 46 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:16,204 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 47 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:20,741 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 48 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,447 all: BEST BEACH DAY EVER. 49 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,715 - SO DO YOU THINK GRIFFIN WILL MIND 50 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:28,882 THAT WE INVITED SOME FRIENDS? 51 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,918 - NAH, IT'S JUST A COUPLE PEOPLE. 52 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,822 [together] WHOO! 53 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,524 - ALL RIGHT, CAMILLE. 54 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:37,658 - HERE. - JENNIFERS. 55 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,692 - SO HERE. 56 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,628 - GUITAR DUDE. 57 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,497 - TODAY IT'S UKULELE DUDE. 58 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,934 - OOH, AND OUR MALIBU CHAUFFEUR. 59 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,302 - HERE. - OH. 60 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:49,903 - JUST REMEMBER, ANYBODY ASKS, 61 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,940 I'M JUST TAKING YOU TO THE AIRPORT. 62 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:57,678 - WHOO! 63 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:58,679 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 64 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,648 THAT IS NOT PROPER BEACHWEAR. 65 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,317 - I HAVE TO DO RESHOOTS FOR OUR BIG MOUNTAIN BLIZZARD 66 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:04,618 MYSTERY EPISODE. 67 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,554 - BUT IT'S THE BEST BEACH DAY EVER, 68 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,289 AND I BOUGHT A BEACH BLANKET, 69 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:11,292 THAT WE WERE GONNA SIT ON AND STUFF. 70 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:16,397 - I'LL HAVE MY DRIVER GET ME OUT THERE AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE, 71 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:20,634 SO DON'T LET ANY BEACH BABES TAKE MY SPOT ON THAT BLANKET. 72 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:21,702 - I WON'T. 73 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,904 - GOOD-BYE KISS? 74 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:31,479 - ALL ABOARD THE MALIBU BEACH PARTY PARTY BUSH. 75 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,315 - YOU SAID "PARTY" TWICE. 76 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,549 - YOU BET I DID. 77 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,884 - LET'S ROLL. 78 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:41,021 all: WHOO! 79 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,791 - GOOD MORNING, SWEETHEART. 80 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,697 DID THEY NOT PUT SUNBLOCK ON LIKE I TOLD THEM? 81 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,434 - COVERED THEMSELVES FROM HEAD TO TOE. 82 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,669 - THEN WHY IS IT STILL SEALED? 83 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:59,307 - IDIOTS. 84 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,309 [upbeat guitar surfer music] 85 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,844 - WHOO! 86 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:06,013 - STOP! 87 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,482 - SHE'S GOT SUNBLOCK. 88 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,686 - STOP! 89 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,489 - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 90 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:18,359 - STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 91 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:19,360 HEY. 92 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,428 ARGH. 93 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,362 - WELL, I HAVE TO SAY, MOM, 94 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,431 THAT'S THE CLOSET YOU'VE GOTTEN IN YEARS. 95 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,898 - I HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED BY PARENTS 96 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,099 TO PROTECT THEIR CHILDREN, 97 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:30,638 AND I WILL NOT EXPOSE THEM TO THE HARMFUL RAYS OF THE SUN. 98 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:31,639 TO THE BEACH. 99 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,441 - OH, I HATE THE BEACH, 100 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,442 SALTWATER IN MY EYES, 101 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,944 SEAGULLS DIVE-BOMBING FOR YOUR CHEESE PUFFS. 102 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,312 - CELEBRITY BEACH HOUSES, 103 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:40,881 WHERE YOU COULD GET AN AUTOGRAPH. 104 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,551 - ON THIS CONTRACT NAMING ME AS THEIR NEW MANAGER. 105 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,319 I'M IN. 106 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,454 - LET'S ROLL. 107 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:49,490 - HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE "EMERGENCY" SATURDAY MEETING. 108 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,624 - BOY BLAST. 109 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,427 AUGUST OF '97. 110 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:57,565 AFTER THEIR FIRST ALBUM, LIVIN' LARGE, HIT NUMBER ONE, 111 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:02,035 THE CELEBRATED BY RENTING A BEACH HOUSE IN MALIBU. 112 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,170 - YEAH, SO. 113 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:06,740 - WHILE THERE, THEY DISCOVERED THE LAID-BACK LIFESTYLE 114 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:10,911 OF BEACH BABES AND ZERO NEED FOR FOOTWEAR. 115 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,646 - YEAH, SO. 116 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,916 - THEIR SECOND ALBUM, LIVIN' AT THE BEACH, 117 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,719 FAILED TO MAKE THE TOP 100. 118 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,655 THEIR THIRD ALBUM, IF YOU WANT US, 119 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,558 WE'RE AT THE BEACH AND NOT RECORDING, 120 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:27,861 WAS THEIR LAST. 121 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,062 - I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 122 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,532 BIG TIME RUSH IS NOT BOY BLAST. 123 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,902 - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, UNTIL I GOT THIS MESSAGE. 124 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,904 - GUSTAVO, WE'RE GOING TO MALIBU. 125 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,739 [together] AND WE'RE NEVER COMING BACK. 126 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:39,840 WHOO! 127 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,075 - OKAY, WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 128 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:46,747 - WE ARE GONNA TURN THEIR BEST BEACH DAY EVER 129 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:50,718 INTO THEIR WORST BEACH DAY EVER. 130 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,554 [cackling] 131 00:05:56,089 --> 00:06:00,661 ROLL OUT. 132 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:05,098 all: BEACH HOUSE. 133 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:10,438 [seagulls squawking] 134 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,641 BEACH! 135 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,644 [upbeat guitar surfer music] 136 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:24,618 * 137 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,656 - BEST BEACH DAY EVER. 138 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:32,593 * 139 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:35,563 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 140 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:39,533 I HAVEN'T SEEN SO MANY DANCING TEENS ON THIS BEACH 141 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,068 SINCE THE '60s. 142 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,736 GO ON, THERE. 143 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:46,139 - OH, WE'RE TAKING OVER THE BEACH HOUSE FOR THE DAY. 144 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:50,110 - AHH, AND YOUR GIRL'S BUSY, 145 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:53,481 BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST OF THINGS. 146 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,582 - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 147 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:58,619 - BECAUSE I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE. 148 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,156 - NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M J.D. 149 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:07,528 I LIVE ABOUT FOUR HOUSES DOWN, BUT THIS IS A MAGICAL BEACH. 150 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:10,564 - REALLY? 151 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,832 - OH, YEAH. 152 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:16,604 ALL THE BEACH MOVIES IN HISTORY WERE MADE ON THIS VERY BEACH. 153 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:20,941 OH, THE STORIES FILLED WITH MUSCLEMEN. 154 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,677 - WHOO, HEY, BUDDY. 155 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,779 HEY, OLD DUDE. 156 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:30,518 - AND THE BIG KAHUNA LOOKIN' FOR THAT PERFECT WAVE. 157 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:31,785 - AND I WILL FIND IT. 158 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:35,055 COWABUNGA. 159 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:39,760 - AND MAD SCIENTISTS. 160 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:43,697 [metal detector beeping] 161 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:46,900 IN FACT, THE ONLY THING THAT'S MISSING IS A BEACH BABE. 162 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,602 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 163 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:51,572 IT'S KENDALL KNIGHT FROM BIG TIME RUSH. 164 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,674 - OH--OHHH. 165 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,142 - O-M-G. 166 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:58,746 I AM ON A BEACH BLANKET WITH KENDALL KNIGHT. 167 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,714 - NOW, THERE IS ONE MORE THING. 168 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:01,782 - CAN I TAKE A PICTURE? 169 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:02,950 - UH... - OKAY. 170 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,786 - BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. 171 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,921 - BIG SMILE. 172 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:10,123 SERIOUS. 173 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,663 - HELLO, LADIES. 174 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:20,133 I DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS THERE ADMIRING MY MUSCLES. 175 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,203 - CARLOS, WE'RE NOT HERE BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU. 176 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:27,708 - WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE LIKE FANCY MALIBU BEACH HOUSES. 177 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,944 [metal clanging] 178 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,781 - SO PLEASE MAINTAIN A 5-FOOT RADIUS 179 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:38,786 UNTIL YOU GET A FANCY BEACH HOUSE. 180 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,789 [metal detector beeping] 181 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:51,699 - OHHH. 182 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,667 WHOO, OHH, OHH. 183 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,769 HEY, BUDDY. 184 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,671 HOW MUCH MONEY CAN YOU FIND WITH THAT THING? 185 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:01,341 - I READ ONE GUY FOUND A RING ON THE BEACH WORTH $50,000. 186 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,811 - OHH-OHH-OHH. 187 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,112 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 188 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,814 - I NEED TO BUY A BEACH HOUSE. - NO, FORGET IT. 189 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,816 I HAVE TO PAY FOR MED SCHOOL. 190 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:09,950 - OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 191 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:13,687 I DO ALL THE DIGGING, WHILE YOU SIP ON SOME LEMONADE, 192 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:19,092 AND I'LL FAN YOU. 193 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,929 - WELL, THE BREEZE DOES FEEL NICE, 194 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,698 AND I DO LIKE SIPPING LEMONADE. 195 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,133 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET RICH, PARTNER. 196 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:29,069 - HOO-HOO-HOO. 197 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,305 - HELLO, TASTY WAVES. 198 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,607 I'M JAMES DIAMOND. 199 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,243 I'LL BE RIDING YOU TODAY. 200 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,715 - JAMES IS GONNA SURF. 201 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,116 HERE COMES A WAVE. 202 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:46,620 OH, THAT'S A BIG WAVE. 203 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,088 THAT'S A BIG WAVE. 204 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,289 - AHHH! 205 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,958 [wave crashing] 206 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,961 [seagulls squawking] 207 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,796 - [coughing] 208 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,397 - WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? 209 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,000 - OH, YOU BIT IT BIG TIME, DUDE, 210 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,737 BUT THIS GIRL PULLED YOU OUT OF THE WATER. 211 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,139 - DID I NEED MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION? 212 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,240 - NO. 213 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,309 - DARN IT. - COME ON. 214 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,679 - [coughs] 215 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,947 WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA SAVE MY LIFE, 216 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,282 AT LEAST YOU CAN TELL ME YOUR NAME. 217 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,684 - OH, IT'S... 218 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,384 [dolphin chirping] 219 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,120 [coughing] 220 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,154 IT'S ANNIE. 221 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:25,358 - OH. 222 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,361 [upbeat guitar surfer music] 223 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,097 * 224 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,132 - IT'S SUNBLOCK TIME. 225 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:35,669 [together] SHE'S GOT SUNBLOCK! 226 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,843 - IT SAYS HERE RUSSELL BRAND LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 227 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,814 HE'D BE A PERFECT FIRST CLIENT FOR KNIGHT MANAGEMENT. 228 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,049 - PROMISE ME YOU WON'T BREAK ANY HARASSMENT LAWS. 229 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,951 - I WON'T IF YOU WON'T. 230 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,420 - GOOD LUCK, SWEETHEART. 231 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:57,357 [metal detector beeping] 232 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,826 - GET SOMETHING. 233 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,694 - OH, OH, I GOT SOMETHING. 234 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,096 - YES! YES! 235 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,932 - OH, OHHH. 236 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,734 IT'S A GIANT SILVER EARRING. 237 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:07,935 THIS THING MUST BE WORTH-- 238 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,737 - ARRGH! 239 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,139 YOU BE ROAMIN' ME BEACH NOW? 240 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,374 both: YAAH! REAL PIRATE! 241 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,711 - NOT JUST ANY PIRATE, PATCHY THE PIRATE, 242 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,047 THE SALTIEST, SKULL-AND-BONESIEST, 243 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,784 HOOK HANDIEST PIRATE TO EVER SEARCH FOR BURIED TREASURE. 244 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,318 both: BURIED TREASURE? 245 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,455 - AH, THE TREASURE OF ME GREAT GRANDPAPPY SCRATCHY THE PIRATE. 246 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,358 I GOT HIS MAP RIGHT HERE. 247 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,895 NOPE, NO, THAT'S A DOODLE OF ME FINDING THE TREASURE. 248 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,430 AH, AHHH. 249 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,767 OOH, THAT'S A BONE. 250 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,370 HERE YOU GO, BOYS. 251 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,174 AHH, A MAP TO A FABULOUS TREASURE 252 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,344 MUCH TO LARGE FOR ONE MAN TO SPEND ALONE. 253 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,414 WELL, BYE, BOYS. 254 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,317 EXCUSE ME. 255 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,518 - OH, GOD. 256 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,820 - PATCHY, ONE MINUTE. - PATCHY. 257 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:00,620 PATCHY, WAIT UP. 258 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,390 - PATCHY, WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 259 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,025 - CHEESE. 260 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,760 - OKAY, LAST ONE. - OKAY, LAST ONE. 261 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,727 YAY. 262 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,396 - I MEAN, CARLOS, JAMES, AND LOGAN ARE OKAY, 263 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,866 BUT WHEN YOU SING, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SINGING TO ME. 264 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,135 - I, UH...REALLY? THAT'S COOL. 265 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,837 - AND BOYFRIEND IS MY FAVORITE SONG. 266 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,507 IT'S PLAYING IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. 267 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,911 - COOL. HEY, UH, SANDY IS IT? 268 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,378 IT'S BEEN REALLY FUN HANGING OUT, 269 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,316 BUT I'VE GOT TO GO BACK UP TO THE HOUSE FOR SOME THINGS. 270 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,452 - OH, OKAY. 271 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,987 BYE, KENDALL. 272 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:38,025 - BYE. 273 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,159 CALL ME. 274 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,528 I PUT MY NUMBER, EMAIL, AND SCUTTLEBUTTER ON YOUR PHONE. 275 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:45,465 - OKAY, I WILL. 276 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,468 - OH, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 277 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,473 - HELLO, SWEETHEART. 278 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,842 DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING? 279 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,409 - MOM, 280 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,312 HOW COOL TO SEE YOU AT THE-- OH, NO. 281 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,316 OH. 282 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,385 - OH, YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, 283 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,555 KENDALL DONALD KNIGHT. 284 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,158 - [breathing heavily] 285 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:15,062 BEST...BEACH DAY...EVER. 286 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,200 - KENDALL, I DID IT. 287 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,469 I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND, SO WE CAN GO OUT. 288 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,137 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 289 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:30,177 - SANDY...SANDY...SANDY. 290 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,445 - SANDY, NO. OKAY, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF. 291 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,182 SANDY, YOU'RE A REALLY SWEET GIRL, 292 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,850 BUT I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 293 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,986 - I KNOW, ME. 294 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,520 CHECK OUT YOUR SCUTTLEBUTTER PAGE. 295 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,056 I UPDATED YOUR STATUS AND YOUR PHOTOS. 296 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,224 - OH, THIS IS BAD. 297 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:48,161 [phone ringing] 298 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,330 HEY, YOU. 299 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,632 - WHO WAS THAT ON THE BEACH BLANKET KISSING YOU? 300 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,635 - NOT MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BECAUSE YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND. 301 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,638 ME ONLY LIKE YOU-- 302 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,941 - HE LOVES ME NOW, JO. 303 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,144 BYE. 304 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,578 WHEW, THAT WAS AWKWARD. 305 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,949 - SANDY, GIVE ME THE PHONE, SO I CAN CALL JO 306 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:12,252 AND STRAIGHTEN THINGS... 307 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,289 - OH, KENDALL, THERE IS NO NEED TO HIDE FROM OUR LOVE. 308 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,061 - HELP. - KENDALL, COME BACK. 309 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,229 I LOVE YOU. 310 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,164 [together] OOOH, NEW GIRL. 311 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,967 - NOW, THIS MAP HAS BEEN IN MY FAMILY 312 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,036 FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS, AND IT'S SPECIAL. 313 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,437 - YEAH, BLAH, BLAH. WHERE'S THE GOLD? 314 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,406 - OHH, 'CAUSE I'VE GOT TO BUY MY BEACH HOUSE. 315 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,175 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 316 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,643 NO ONE IN THE FAMILY COULD EVER READ 317 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:40,447 ITS STRANGE MOON MAN LANGUAGE. 318 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,581 - YEAH, IT'S UPSIDE DOWN. 319 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,083 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 320 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,652 OHH. 321 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,555 - "IF YOU SEEK THIS RICH TREASURE OF MINE, 322 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,459 SEARCH THE BEACH WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE?" 323 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,261 - TREE ON THE BEACH. - TREE ON THE BEACH. 324 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,463 - THAT'S IT. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 325 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,265 - IT'S A BEACH TREE, BEACH TREE. 326 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,299 IT'S A BEACH TREE. 327 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,968 [together] NEW GIRL. 328 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,135 TREASURE! 329 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,071 - WHOO! - TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE. 330 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,473 - YOU MUST BE A REALLY STRONG SWIMMER 331 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,141 TO PULL ME ALL THE WAY INTO SHORE. 332 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:12,545 - WELL, YOU COULD SAY I GREW UP IN THE WATER. 333 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,447 - WELL, HOW ABOUT SOME LUNCH? 334 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,949 OH, I CAN STEAM UP SOME OF THESE CLAMS. 335 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,450 - OH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T BOTHER. 336 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,553 I LIKE THEM RAW. 337 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,055 - AHH! 338 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,225 COULD YOU EXCUSE ME JUST FOR A MINUTE? 339 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,030 - OH, HEY, JAMES. WHAT'S UP? 340 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,498 WH--WH--WHERE ARE WE GOING? 341 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,201 WHAT--WHAT... HEH, WHAT... 342 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,435 - WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU 343 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:39,639 THAT THE GIRL WHO SAVED MY LIFE EARLIER TODAY IS A MERMAID? 344 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,176 - I WOULD SAY THAT I PLAYED A MERMAID 345 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,412 IN MERTEENS 4: ESCAPE FROM SEAQUARIUM, 346 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:49,482 AND IT MADE A VERY COMPELLING CASE THAT MERMAIDS ARE REAL. 347 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,452 [dolphin chirping] 348 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,257 - SO HOW DO I FIND OUT? 349 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,059 - WELL, IN THE MOVIE, MERMAIDS ON LAND 350 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,393 HAVE TO AVOID GETTING WET, 351 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:04,231 BECAUSE THEY WOULD IMMEDIATELY SPROUT A TAIL. 352 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,766 - SO ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GET HER DOWN TO THE BEACH 353 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,068 AND GET HER WET. 354 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,071 - NOT WITHOUT SUNBLOCK YOU'RE NOT. 355 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,607 - MRS. KNIGHT, LOVELY TO SEE YOU, AND, UH... 356 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,276 DANCE PARTY! 357 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,279 [upbeat guitar surfer music] 358 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:27,020 * 359 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,155 - [gasps] 360 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,522 OH, IT'S ON. 361 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,233 - MARVIN, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TURN AROUND NOW. 362 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,634 I'M BEING TAPPED. 363 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:45,672 - DOWN HERE. 364 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,208 - HELLO. 365 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,376 CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 366 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,211 - NO, BUT I CAN HELP YOU. 367 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,213 KATIE KNIGHT, KNIGHT MANAGEMENT. 368 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,581 - OH, THAT'S CHARMING. 369 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,083 WHAT, DO YOU WANT IN AUTOGRAPH OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 370 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,217 IS THIS AN AUTOGRAPH? 371 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,386 - YES, ON THIS TALENT CONTRACT 372 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,621 GIVING ME THE AUTHORITY TO TAKE YOUR CAREER 373 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,789 INTO THE STRATOSPHERE. 374 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,324 - THAT'S CHARMING. 375 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,126 JUST--JUST ONE MOMENT. 376 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,228 MARVIN, YOU PROMISED TO ORGANIZE A PARTY, 377 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,262 AND IT'S NOT GOING WELL. 378 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,330 I'VE GOT NO CHAIRS. 379 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,300 I'VE NOT GOT ANY ICE SCULPTURES, AND WORST OF ALL, 380 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,602 THERE IS NO CENTERPIECE. 381 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,104 I'M ANGRY, MARVIN. 382 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:22,109 NOW, KATIE, I NEED YOU TO STUDY HARD, 383 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,644 GO TO COLLEGE, AND THEN COME BACK HERE, 384 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,213 AND WE'LL DISCUSS THINGS THEN. 385 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,482 - OH, I'LL BE BACK SOONER THAN THAT. 386 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,583 - OKAY--WHOA, WHOA. 387 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,686 EXCUSE ME, WHERE ARE THE VEGETARIAN COCKTAIL WEENIES? 388 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,488 - NOBODY ORDERED COCKTAIL WEENIES. 389 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,591 - HEY, I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR VEGETARIAN COCKTAIL WEENIES. 390 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,259 I HAD A DREAM. 391 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,693 I WANT WEENIES AT MY PARTY. 392 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,263 ALL MY PARTIES ARE TO BE FULL OF WEENIES. 393 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,233 - REMEDY IT. 394 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,870 - OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN. 395 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:55,542 YOUR SENSE OF SMELL IS DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO YOUR MEMORY, RIGHT? 396 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,511 - RIGHT, OR WE COULD FORGET THE PLAN 397 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,213 AND GO HAVE A FUN DAY AT THE BEACH. 398 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,214 - NO. 399 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,816 NOW, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS RELEASE THIS BARRAGE 400 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,353 OF STINK BOMBS IN GRIFFIN'S HOUSE. 401 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,156 THAT WAY, WHEN BTR THINKS OF THE BEACH, 402 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,158 ALL THEY'RE THINK IS STINK. 403 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,825 - AND NEVER WANT TO RETURN. 404 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,663 - NOW, GET THE BACK DOOR. 405 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,897 - AHH! 406 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,567 [loud explosions] 407 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,468 AHHH! 408 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,469 LET ME OUT. 409 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,836 - UNLOCK THE DOOR. 410 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:28,175 - I CAN'T SEE THE DOOR. 411 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,477 - AHH, I CAN TASTE IT. 412 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,148 - HEY. 413 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,484 [together] AHH! 414 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,918 - THERE'S A CRAZY FAN GIRL WHO'S AFTER ME, 415 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,520 WHO THINKS SHE'S MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, 416 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,654 SO HELP ME GET RID OF HER, 417 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:45,825 BECAUSE I BROUGHT YOU TO THIS BEACH HOUSE, AND PLEASE. 418 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,161 [together] FINE. 419 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,862 - KENDALL. 420 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,300 KENDALL. 421 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,634 - ANYTHING? 422 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,503 - OHH, I'M GETTING SOMETHING. 423 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,505 YES, I'M GETTING SOMETHING. 424 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,373 [fart noise] 425 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,475 - [laughs] HE GOT IT. 426 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,545 - NO, NO, NO, THAT WAS NOT ME. 427 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,881 IT WAS THIS. 428 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,650 - AN OLD PIRATE WHOOPEE CUSHION? 429 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,284 - THAT'S IT? 430 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,320 THAT'S ME FAMILY TREASURE? 431 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,421 OH, WHAT A RIP. 432 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,357 - OH, W-W-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, IT HAS WRITING ON IT. 433 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,426 "IF YE FOUND ME CUSHION THAT OF POO, 434 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,628 WALK 90 PACES SOUTH FOR YOUR NEXT TREASURE CLUE." 435 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,929 - OHH. 436 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,464 IT'S NOT A TREASURE MAP. 437 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,532 IT'S A TREASURE HUNT. 438 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,501 - HA-HA, SOUTHWARD-HO, BOYS. 439 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,469 ONE, TWO... 440 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,638 - THAT'S WEST. 441 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,506 - I KNEW THAT. 442 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,477 [together] ONE, TWO, THREE... 443 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,648 - OH, SANDY, THERE YOU ARE. 444 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,283 - WHO ARE THEY? 445 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,519 - HONEY, YOU CAN'T EXPECT A ROCK STAR, LIKE KENDALL, 446 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,755 TO HANG WITH ONE GIRL. 447 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,524 - SO GET USED TO IT. 448 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,826 - O-M-G. 449 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,928 YOU'RE KENDALL KNIGHT. 450 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,730 CAN I BE ONE OF YOUR MANY CRAZED FAN GIRLFRIENDS 451 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,632 THAT YOU CAN'T COMMIT TO? 452 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,868 - BOOM. 453 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,970 AHH, WHAT CAN I SAY? 454 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,373 I'M SELFISH, SPOILED CELEBRITY JERK FACE, 455 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,708 WHO YOU PROBABLY WANT TO DUMP RIGHT NOW. 456 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,310 - OH, KENDALL. 457 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,479 I KNOW YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS TO MAKE ME JEALOUS, 458 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,882 BUT I'M NOT THE JEALOUS TYPE, BUT I WONDER IF JO IS? 459 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,250 [camera shutter clicking] 460 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:21,488 - OH, NO, NO, NO, DON'T POST THE PICTURE. 461 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,889 [phone rings] 462 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,591 - HELLO. 463 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,893 IT'S JO. 464 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:30,597 - OH, NOW YOU'VE GOT ALL THE JENNIFERS ON YOUR BEACH BLANKET. 465 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,765 - LOOK, JO, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 466 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,968 THIS CRAZY FAN... 467 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,738 - HE HUNG UP AGAIN. 468 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,474 - HEY. 469 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,644 YOU OWE ME A NEW PHONE. 470 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:49,549 - BEST BEACH DAY EVER. 471 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,651 - WAIT. KENDALL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 472 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,587 YOU'RE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 473 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,524 KENDALL. 474 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,559 - * HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE FEELING * 475 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,994 * YOU'RE DRAWN TO SOMEONE 476 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,262 * YEAH 477 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:09,536 * AND THERE ISN'T ANYTHING THEY COULD HAVE SAID OR DONE * 478 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,372 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF GUY THAT YOU PREFER * 479 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,874 * BUT I KNOW I GOTTA PUT MYSELF FOR WORSE * 480 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:19,312 * SEE I THINK I GOT THE KIND OF LOVE THAT YOU DESERVE * 481 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,747 * AND I HEARD THAT 482 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,515 * YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND * 483 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,850 * I SEE THAT 484 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,586 * GIVE ME TIME, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE THAT * 485 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,655 * DON'T BE SCARED TO COME 486 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,490 * PUT YOUR TRUST IN ME 487 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:34,327 * CAN'T YOU SEE ALL I REALLY WANT TO BE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND * 488 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,862 * CAN'T FIGHT THAT 489 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,565 * LET ME DOWN, YOU KNOW I'M COMING RIGHT BACK * 490 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,534 * I DON'T CARE AT ALL WHAT YOU'VE DONE BEFORE * 491 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,337 * ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO BE 492 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:49,542 * YEAH I'M WAITING HERE EVERYDAY LIKE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE * 493 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,379 * BIGGER THAN THE TWILIGHT LOVE AFFAIR * 494 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,481 * I'LL BE HERE, GIRL I SWEAR * 495 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,415 * LOOKING FOR, LOOKING FOR * 496 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,517 * THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND * 497 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,918 * I SEE THAT 498 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:02,121 * GIVE ME TIME, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE THAT * 499 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,057 * DON'T BE SCARED TO COME, PUT YOUR TRUST IN ME * 500 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:09,462 * CAN'T YOU SEE ALL I REALLY WANT TO BE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND * 501 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,763 * CAN'T FIGHT THAT 502 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,933 * LET ME DOWN, YOU KNOW I'M COMING RIGHT BACK * 503 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,703 * I DON'T CARE AT ALL WHAT YOU'VE DONE BEFORE * 504 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:21,374 * CAN'T YOU SEE ALL I REALLY WANT TO BE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND * 505 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,875 * CAN'T FIGHT THAT 506 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,612 * LET ME DOWN, YOU KNOW I'M COMING RIGHT BACK * 507 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,715 * I DON'T CARE AT ALL WHAT YOU'VE DONE BEFORE * 508 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,551 * ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO BE YOUR * 509 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,554 * YOUR BOY BOY B-B-BOY B-B-BOYFRIEND * 510 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,524 YOUR BOY BOY B-B-BOY B-B-BOYFRIEND 511 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:40,493 YOUR BOY BOY B-B-BOY B-B-BOYFRIEND 512 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,962 YOUR BOY BOY B-B-BOY B-B-BOYFRIEND 513 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,065 * ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO BE YOUR * 514 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:49,569 [together] OOH, AHH, OHH. 515 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,937 - OHH, MAMA KNIGHT. 516 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,740 - WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 517 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,508 IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE ON A BEACH CHAIR 518 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,510 CATCHING UP ON MY READING. 519 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,016 - CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE? 520 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,118 - KENDALL, AH, THERE YOU ARE. 521 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,688 I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I FORGOT. 522 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:12,425 A BAD GUY ALWAYS SHOWS UP HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE 523 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,026 TO BEAT YOU UP. 524 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,996 - WHAT? 525 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:24,604 - SO YOU'RE THE DEAD MAN WHO STOLE MY SANDY. 526 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,874 PREPARE TO GET PUMMELED. 527 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,542 - I TOLD YOU IT WAS A MAGICAL BEACH. 528 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:33,412 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 529 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,885 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 530 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,787 - SANDY, SANDY, SANDY, SANDY, OHH. 531 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,755 - LOOK, TAD, IT'S OVER. 532 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,023 KENDALL AND I ARE IN LOVE, 533 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,225 AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE A LIFE TOGETHER. 534 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,627 - NOT A TRUE THING. 535 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,162 - IT'S TIME FOR TAD TO GET BAD. 536 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,631 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 537 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,700 - HOLD ON. HOLD ON, GANG. 538 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,702 YOU'VE GOT TO SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN... 539 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,638 WITH A SURF CONTEST OR A DANCE-OFF. 540 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,744 NO? [together] NO. 541 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,581 - THIS ISN'T OVER, HOLLYWOOD. 542 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,584 [engines revving] 543 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,155 - OH, KENDALL, 544 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:19,125 YOU WERE SO BRAVE THE WAY YOU FOUGHT FOR ME. 545 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:22,529 - HEY, UM, IF YOU NEED US, WE'LL BE UP ON THE BLUFF. 546 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,998 - WE'RE ONLY 800 PACES AWAY FROM FINDING OUR TREASURE. 547 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:27,600 - WHOO. - NO, DON'T GO. 548 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,001 DON'T GO. DON'T GO. 549 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:33,640 - AND IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN LOVE WITH A MERMAID. 550 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,141 - JAMES, PLEASE DON'T GO. 551 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,543 JAMES, JAMES, HELP, PLEASE. 552 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:39,045 HELP, HELP, HELP. 553 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:43,215 [together] 798, 799... 554 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:46,953 800. 555 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,220 - WHOO! 556 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:49,288 WE'RE RICH, BOYS. 557 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:53,993 PATCHY'S TREASURE IS A MILLION-DOLLAR BEACH HOUSE. 558 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:56,896 - PATCHY, THIS HOUSE ISN'T YOUR TREASURE. 559 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,698 THIS HOUSE WAS BUILT ON TOP OF THE TREASURE. 560 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,968 - OHH, WELL, THEN, LET'S START DIGGING, BOYS. 561 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,603 - NO, NO. ARE YOU NUTS? 562 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,938 WE CAN'T SMASH THROUGH GRIFFIN'S MILLION-DOLLAR HOUSE. 563 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:08,575 WE HAVE TO START DIGGING IN THE BASEMENT 564 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:09,642 BELOW THIS THIS VERY SPOT. 565 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,010 - PERFECT. 566 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,112 - GRIFFIN WILL NEVER NOTICE IF WE'RE DIGGING AROUND 567 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,747 IN HIS DUSTY, OLD BASEMENT. 568 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,949 - HOO-HOO! - YES. 569 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,718 - UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S FILLED 570 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,654 WITH THIS PRICELESS MING VASE COLLECTION. 571 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,926 DON'T TOUCH THAT. 572 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,696 - MARVIN, WHY AREN'T THE BLACK EYED PEAS AVAILABLE? 573 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,330 I NEED A BAND TO MAKE THE PARTY SUCCESSFUL, 574 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,033 AND I'M STILL WAITING ON MY CHAIRS 575 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,636 AND MY ICE SCULPTURE, 576 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:39,205 AND MY CENTERPIECE. 577 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:41,908 I DON'T KNOW YOU. 578 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,811 IS THAT A JELLYBEAN LIKENESS OF MY HEAD? 579 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,146 - A CENTERPIECE THAT YOU AND YOU PARTY GUESTS 580 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:51,951 WILL NEVER FORGET. 581 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:55,755 - LISTEN, KATIE, YOU'RE VERY SWEET, 582 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:58,357 BUT I CAN'T HAVE A LITTLE, TINY, SWEET TEN-YEAR-OLD 583 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,627 AS MY MANAGER, CAN I? 584 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,328 - WHY NOT? - WHOA. 585 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:03,730 - SEE, I CAN BE AGGRESSIVE. 586 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:05,364 - YES, THAT WAS DAUNTING. 587 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:08,601 - HEY, RUSSELL, THE SCRIPTS JUST ARRIVED. 588 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:11,704 - UM, RIGHT, I'M ACTUALLY IN THE MIDDLE 589 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,606 OF ORGANIZING A SHINDIG. 590 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,610 JUST SAY I'LL DO ANYTHING BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER N 591 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:20,346 AND ANYTHING WHERE I HAVE A MONKEY SIDEKICK. 592 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:23,382 - TELL YOU WHAT, LET ME EYEBALL THESE FOR YOU, 593 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:27,920 AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WITH FULL COVERAGE. 594 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,155 - THANK YOU. 595 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:32,091 YOU CAN'T BE MY MANAGER. YOU'RE TOO SMALL. 596 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,130 - I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S A MERMAID. 597 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:42,234 SHE'S SWEET, SHE'S GOT FEET, AND I'M FALLING FOR HER. 598 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,202 - HI. 599 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:48,174 - THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD GO AND BE WITH HER. 600 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,643 - OH, THERE YOU ARE. 601 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:51,911 - HEY. - HI. 602 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,046 SHOULD I BE JEALOUS OF THAT GIRL YOU WERE WITH? 603 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,916 - NO, SHE'S JUST A FRIEND. 604 00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,653 - GOOD, 'CAUSE I WAS KIND OF HOPING 605 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:03,322 WE COULD BE MORE THAN FRIENDS. 606 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,191 - PTHEW! 607 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,194 - HEY. WOW. YOU GUYS LOOK CUTE TOGETHER. 608 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:10,429 I NEED TO TALK TO JAMES. 609 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,766 - WAIT, NO, NO, SORRY. 610 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,036 UH, YEAH, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE OUT THERE, HUH? 611 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,238 - I JUST REMEMBERED THE END OF MERTEENS 4. 612 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:24,043 IF YOU KISS A MERMAID, YOU TURN INTO A MERMAN. 613 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,212 - HEY. - AHH! 614 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,014 - MY DAD JUST CALLED, 615 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,082 AND HE NEEDS MY HELP AT THE OCEAN FLOOR, 616 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:33,720 SO MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 617 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:35,054 - GREAT. 618 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,923 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. 619 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,058 LET'S MEET UP LATER. 620 00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:41,327 - BYE. 621 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,729 - WHAT DO I DO? I THINK I'M IN LOVE. 622 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:46,432 [upbeat guitar surfer music] 623 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,067 - NOT NOW, DANCING TEENS. 624 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:52,271 [together] AWW. 625 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:53,740 - WAS THE X REALLY NECESSARY? 626 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:57,276 - HEY, COME ON, THAT LOOKS COOL. 627 00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,712 - WAIT, SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, ANYWAYS? 628 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,347 THESE THINGS ARE SUPER UGLY. - DUDE. 629 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,415 WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT? 630 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:06,753 THOSE ARE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD AND PRICELESS. 631 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,420 GRIFFIN TOLD US NOT TO BE IN HERE. 632 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,056 - OH, WHO CARES? 633 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,357 BURIED UNDER THIS FLOOR 634 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,760 ARE RICHES BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS, 635 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,262 AND IF WE BREAK A VASE, WE'LL BUY HIM A NEW ONE. 636 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,030 - YEAH, HE'S RIGHT, LOGAN. 637 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,366 - WHERE'D YOU GET THE JACKHAMMER? 638 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,002 - JACKHAMMER STORE. 639 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,404 - THANK YOU. 640 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,807 - YOU'RE SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK ONE OF THESE THINGS? 641 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,277 - HOW HARD COULD IT BE? 642 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,344 - GO. 643 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:35,281 - AHHHH! 644 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,361 - COAST IS CLEAR. 645 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,030 - THANKS, MOM. 646 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,398 - KENDALL. 647 00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:55,167 - OH, BUCKET, BUCKET. PUT THE BUCKET ON. 648 00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:57,369 - HONEY BUNNY. 649 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,339 - HONEY, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FIRM WITH THIS GIRL. 650 00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,809 JUST TELL HER THAT YOU ARE NEVER, EVER GOING TO DATE HER 651 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,544 AND SHE SHOULD GO BACK TO HER BOYFRIEND. 652 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:10,149 - JUST GIVE ME SOME LEMONADE, AND I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 653 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,151 [slurping] 654 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:15,021 - OKAY, BEFORE YOU SURRENDER YOURSELF 655 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,956 TO A LIFE UNDER THE SEA, 656 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:21,193 WE HAVE TO SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 657 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:25,431 - YEAH, I CAN DO THIS. 658 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,400 I THINK I LIKE HAVING A TAIL. 659 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,407 - NOW, THERE'S NO CUDA MAN SPRAY IN THE OCEAN, 660 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:39,545 SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO SMELLING LIKE FISH. 661 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,016 WHOA, OH, IT'S HIDEOUS. 662 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,852 OH, OH, OH. 663 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,987 OHH, OHH, OHH. 664 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,488 AHH! 665 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:52,558 - NOW, MERMAIDS DON'T EAT CHEESEBURGERS, 666 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:57,096 SO ARE YOU PREPARED TO GIVE UP THIS FOR THIS? 667 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,970 MMM, THAT'S GOOD SHELL. 668 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:05,437 I COULD TOTALLY GIVE UP... 669 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,473 PTHEW! 670 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,175 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 671 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,510 I LOVE CHEESEBURGERS AND MAN SPRAY 672 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,612 AND MY FEET. 673 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,815 - THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL ANNIE IT'S OVER. 674 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,522 - WE'RE JUST FROM TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS. 675 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,228 - YOU THINK HE'LL NOTICE? 676 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,230 - WHO CARES? 677 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:33,900 WE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE. 678 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,470 - TREASURE DANCE. 679 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,306 [together] OHH, WE'RE RICH. 680 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,474 WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. 681 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,977 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 682 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:48,981 STAND BACK AND PREPARE TO GAZE UPON THE RICH TREASURE 683 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:52,284 OF SCRATCHY THE PIRATE. 684 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:55,087 UH...IT'S LOCKED. 685 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,189 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, WE GAVE IT A GOOD SHOT, DIDN'T WE? 686 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:58,424 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT? 687 00:30:58,457 --> 00:30:59,425 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 688 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:02,494 STAND BACK, BOYS, BECAUSE CARLOS THE PIRATE 689 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:06,298 HAS GOT THIS. 690 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:07,499 BRING IT. 691 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:12,171 YAAAA! 692 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,572 [coughs] 693 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,574 IT'S A TOUGH LOCK. 694 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,243 - THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO OPEN THIS. 695 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:21,280 EVERYBODY JUST THINK. 696 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,449 - OH, OHH. 697 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,084 OH, IT'S GOT ME. 698 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,418 - KENDALL. 699 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,321 - SANDY, WE NEED TO TALK. 700 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:34,326 - I KNOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WAIT TO WEAR OUR PROMISE RING. 701 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,327 - OH, NO. 702 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:37,196 - YO, KENDALL, JO CALLED. 703 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,497 SHE'S LOOKING FOR YOU. 704 00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:41,433 SHE DOESN'T SOUND HAPPY. 705 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:42,668 - PROMISE RINGS? 706 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:45,404 - JO, THIS IS A LONG STORY, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 707 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,472 SHE THREW THE PHONE AGAIN. 708 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:51,077 - HEY. 709 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,980 - SANDY, I DON'T WANT THIS PROMISE RING. 710 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,648 THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US, AND THERE NEVER WILL BE. 711 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,450 NOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BE NICE ALL DAY, 712 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:02,221 AND IT'S NOT WORKING, SO I NEED YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE. 713 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,190 - I UNDERSTAND. 714 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:07,493 TAD! 715 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,261 HE HURT MY FEELINGS. 716 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:10,496 BEAT HIM UP. - WHAT? 717 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:13,432 - FIRST YOU STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND, THEN YOU HURT HER FEELINGS? 718 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:16,102 IT'S TAD GETS MAD TIME. 719 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,404 - TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME. 720 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:19,405 GUYS. 721 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,007 - HI, TEENS. 722 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,108 - NOT WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. 723 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:23,609 - I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS SOME THOUGHT. 724 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:28,414 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS, A DRAG RACE. 725 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,516 - I CAN THINK OF, LIKE, 57 OTHER WAYS TO SETTLE THIS. 726 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,451 - YEAH, IF KENDALL WINS, 727 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:35,487 YOU TROUBLEMAKERS WILL LEAVE THE BEACH FOREVER, 728 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:39,191 BUT IF TAD WINS, KENDALL AND ALL HIS HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS 729 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:43,529 LEAVE THE BEACH NEVER TO RETURN AGAIN. 730 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:44,630 - WHAT? 731 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,999 - SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS CHICKEN. 732 00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,200 - OHH. 733 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,135 - CHECK IT OUT, EVERYONE. 734 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:50,602 HOLLYWOOD IS CHICKEN, 735 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:53,005 BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHEN IT COME TO DRAG RACING 736 00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:57,076 AGAINST TAD, HE'LL LOSE....BAD. 737 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,078 [together] DRAG RACE, DRAG RACE, 738 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:01,447 DRAG RACE, DRAG RACE, DRAG RACE, DRAG RACE. 739 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,714 - YOU'RE ON. 740 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:06,118 [together] WHOO! 741 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,353 - PERFECT. 742 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:10,256 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE KENDALL LOSES THE DRAG RACE. 743 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:13,625 THAT WAY, BTR CAN NEVER COME BACK TO THIS BEACH AGAIN. 744 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:16,495 - OR WE COULD GET OFF THIS DANGEROUS BLUFF 745 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,497 AND JUST HAVE A FUN DAY AT THE BEACH. 746 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,798 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 747 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,700 - MY PLAN'S BETTER. 748 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,435 HIGH FIVE. 749 00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:24,436 AHHH! 750 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:27,439 [yelling] 751 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:35,347 I HATE THE BEACH. 752 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:38,350 [upbeat guitar surfer music] 753 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:43,055 * 754 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:46,425 - DRAG RACE IT IS, ATVs, SYCAMORE BEACH, 755 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,627 ONE HOUR, BE THERE... 756 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:51,597 ON YOUR ATV... FOR THE DRAG... 757 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,365 THAT WE'RE HAVING. 758 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:57,569 DON'T FORGET. - I GOT IT. 759 00:33:57,603 --> 00:34:02,108 - YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME. 760 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:05,611 - A DRAG RACE? 761 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:08,280 - THAT'S THE WAY OF THE BEACH. 762 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:09,781 I'LL LET YOU USE MY ATV. 763 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:13,252 - YEAH ONE PROBLEM: I'VE NEVER DRIVEN AT ATV IN MY LIFE. 764 00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:17,223 - THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHALLENGING TAD TO A DRAG RACE? 765 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:22,494 - HA-HA, WHOO. 766 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,096 - WHERE DID YOU GET A CANNON? 767 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,298 - AT THE CANNON STORE. 768 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:27,633 - LESS TALKIN', MORE BLASTIN'. 769 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:31,437 - [cackles] 770 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:34,840 - OH-HO-HO-HO-HO. 771 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:37,576 - WAIT A MINUTE. 772 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:40,179 - HOW DID WE MISS THAT? 773 00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,213 - BLOW IT OUT. 774 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,316 - AHH! 775 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:45,417 - PUT IT OUT. 776 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:46,418 [cannon booming] 777 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:50,256 [car alarm blaring] 778 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:53,625 - YEAH, WE MISSED. 779 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:56,628 - THIS IS SO BAD. 780 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:57,629 - I'LL SAY. 781 00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:01,500 THAT WAS OUR ONLY CANNONBALL. 782 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,335 - YES. 783 00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:04,903 NO. 784 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,306 YE--YOU SHOULD BE WEARING GLOVES TO-- 785 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,276 MARVIN, THE PARTY STARTS IN TWO HOURS' TIME. 786 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:11,643 YOU PROMISED ME A ROCKING BAND. 787 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:13,812 I'M SCANNING THE HORIZON, AND THERE IS NO-- 788 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:15,447 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SHOULD BE HERE? 789 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:18,450 [upbeat music] 790 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:20,819 MARVIN, I'M NOT HAPPY. 791 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,289 FELLAS, COULD YOU STOP THOSE SOUNDS JUST FOR A MOMENT 792 00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:25,257 SO I CAN MAYBE THINK? 793 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,326 OHH! 794 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,828 - OKAY, I'VE READ AND REVIEWED ALL THE SCRIPTS, 795 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:33,465 AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU SHOULD DO THIS ONE. 796 00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:35,234 - FUMBLE BUMS. 797 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,702 - THE FOOTBALL BRIT-OUT-WATER STORY 798 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:38,404 APPEALS TO YOUR CORE BASE, 799 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,539 AND YOUR MONKEY SIDEKICK MAKES IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, 800 00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:44,643 THUS GUARANTEE $100 MIL-PLUS OPENING WEEKEND. 801 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:47,513 - MONKEY SIDEKICK, HUH? 802 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,448 PUT THIS ON THE "MAYBE" PILE. 803 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,451 KATIE, I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH A LOT 804 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,320 OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS TODAY, BUT REALLY, STICKLY, 805 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:57,223 I CAN'T HAVE A LITTLE, TEN-YEAR-OLD MANAGER, CAN I? 806 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,225 I'M A RESPECTABLE, CREDIBLE MAN. 807 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,593 - SIGN WITH MY MANAGEMENT RIGHT NOW, 808 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:03,429 AND I WILL HAVE A ROCKING BAND 809 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,632 WITH AN INTERNATIONAL NUMBER ONE HIT HERE IN AN HOUR. 810 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,601 - LISTEN, KID, 811 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:12,471 DON'T PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME. 812 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,540 PLUS, I'VE ALREADY GOT A FANTASTIC, 813 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,875 MORE THAN ADEQUATE BAND HERE ALREADY. 814 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:17,876 HIT IT, GUYS. 815 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,911 [upbeat music] 816 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:22,481 - OH-HO-HO, LISTEN TO THAT. 817 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,950 HOW CAN I BE DEFEATED? 818 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:29,921 * 819 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:33,659 - JUST BREAK IT TO HER GENTLY, 820 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,628 AND DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT AND KISS HER. 821 00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,797 I KNOW YOU DO THAT SOMETIMES. 822 00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:41,467 - NO PROBLEMO WITH MERMAIDO. 823 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,602 - HEY. 824 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:46,605 HEY, I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO THE BEACH HOUSE. 825 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,474 - ANNIE, I'M SORRY. 826 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:51,310 THERE CAN BE NO MORE BEACH HOUSE FOR US 827 00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:54,713 OR BEACH OR EATING CLAMS ON THE OCEAN FLOOR. 828 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:56,014 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 829 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:56,882 I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE... 830 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,850 - SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH. - DOING OKAY. 831 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,819 - WE'RE FROM TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS, 832 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,554 BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 833 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:05,657 - I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THAT MEANS, 834 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:08,327 BUT I'M HOPING THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND. 835 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,661 - JAMES, NO! 836 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,630 - AHH, THE MERMAID'S KISS! 837 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,266 OH, THE TRANSFORMATION IS UPON ME. 838 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,335 YEEE! 839 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:17,436 [chirping] 840 00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:18,504 THIS BETTER WORK. 841 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:21,507 [yelling and chirping] 842 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,479 HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE, EXACTLY? 843 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,315 - YOU'RE NOT A MERMAID, ARE YOU? 844 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:30,949 - WHAT? NO. 845 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,484 - WHAT? 846 00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:35,487 NO, NO, YOU SAID YOU GREW UP IN THE WATER. 847 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,523 YOU ATE A CLAM SHELL AND ALL. 848 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:41,660 AND YOU SAID YOU JUST TALKED TO YOUR DAD AT THE OCEAN FLOOR. 849 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:43,495 - YEAH, I'VE BEEN A COMPETITIVE SWIMMER 850 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:44,630 SINCE I WAS THREE. 851 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:45,931 I ATE THE CLAM SHELL AND ALL, 852 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,033 BECAUSE IT'S A TRICK THAT MY DAD TAUGHT ME, 853 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,502 WHO OWNS THE OCEAN FLOOR, 854 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:53,572 THE RESTAURANT RIGHT DOWN THE BEACH, YOU KNOW? 855 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,507 - OHHHH. 856 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,008 - YEAH. 857 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,478 - SO COULD WE JUST PRETEND 858 00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:03,649 THESE LAST FEW MINUTES HERE NEVER HAPPENED? 859 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:06,485 - I THINK YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE CUTE. 860 00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:11,490 - THAT'S A YES. 861 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:14,059 - I'M GONNA BE COMING DOWN TO THIS BEACH A LOT MORE OFTEN. 862 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:17,696 - OHH, NOT IF KENDALL LOSES THAT DRAG RACE YOU'RE NOT. 863 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,097 LET'S GO. 864 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:22,334 [all cheering] 865 00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:24,836 - MAN, WE HAD NO LUCK TODAY. 866 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,638 - WHICH IS WEIRD CONSIDERING I'VE HAD 867 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:29,341 ME LUCKY KEY WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME. 868 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:32,478 IT'S BEEN IN ME FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS. 869 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:33,512 - GIVE ME THAT. 870 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:36,582 - OPEN IT. OPEN IT. OPEN IT. OPEN IT. OPEN IT. 871 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,691 all: WE'RE RICH! 872 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:48,827 WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. 873 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,128 - I'M GONNA PREPAY FOR MED SCHOOL. 874 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,565 - I'M GONNA GET MY BEACH HOUSE FOR THE JENNIFERS. 875 00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:56,735 - I'M GONNA BUY ANOTHER CANNONBALL. 876 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,604 - I'M GOING TO USE THIS TO PAY 877 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:02,541 FOR MY PRICELESS MING VASE COLLECTION AND MY SPORTS CAR. 878 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:08,747 YOU DO REALIZE I HAVE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. 879 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,717 - OF COURSE, YOU DO. - YEP. 880 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:18,924 - OKAY, I'M GONNA GO MAKE A SANDWICH. 881 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:20,859 - WELL, BOYS, WE DIDN'T GET THE TREASURE, 882 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:23,128 BUT AT LEAST WE HAD A ROUSING PIRATE ADVENTURE. 883 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,563 - YEAH. - YEAH, TRUE. 884 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:26,465 - AND NEXT WEEK, WE'RE GOING AFTER 885 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:29,568 ME GREAT-GREAT GRANDPAPPY SNUGGIE TREASURE. 886 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:33,472 - OHH. - OH, SWEET. 887 00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:36,141 - OH, NOT IF KENDALL LOSES THAT DRAG RACE YOU WON'T. 888 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,509 COME ON. 889 00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:43,482 [all cheering] 890 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,584 - KENDALL, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? 891 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:46,585 - DRAG RACE. 892 00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:50,121 IF KENDALL WINS, YOU KIDS CAN STAY AT THE BEACH, 893 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,991 AND TAD HAS TO LEAVE, BUT IF TAD WINS, 894 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:57,696 YOU HAVE TO LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN. 895 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,465 [together] WE CAN'T LEAVE THIS BEACH. 896 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,600 - I LOVE THIS BEACH. 897 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,068 - I HAD NO CHOICE. 898 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,671 NOW, ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE AND CRITICIZE ME 899 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:09,841 OR SUPPORT YOUR BEST FRIEND, WHO'S IN A DRAG RACE? 900 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:12,578 - IT'S TIME FOR TAD TO GET RAD. 901 00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:13,879 [together] YOU'RE GONNA BE AWESOME. 902 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,947 YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT THIS, MAN. 903 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:17,849 YOU'RE GOING DOWN, TED. 904 00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:19,485 - THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUN. 905 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:22,854 - I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A MAGICAL BEACH. 906 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:23,922 - GO, GO, GO. 907 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,892 [all cheering] 908 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,701 [engines revving] 909 00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:42,574 - PUT IT IN GEAR. 910 00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,543 - COME ON! 911 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:47,513 COME ON, MAN, GO. 912 00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:52,618 [all cheering] 913 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,864 - OKAY, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND. 914 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:07,165 - LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE. 915 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:10,602 I WALK OUT ONTO THE COURSE. 916 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,771 KENDALL SEES ME, HITS THE BRAKES, 917 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,674 LOSES THE RACE, 918 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:19,110 AND BTR CAN NEVER RETURN TO MALIBU. 919 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,550 [cackling] 920 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,521 KENDALL. 921 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:30,556 AHH! 922 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:34,860 all: OOOOH. 923 00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:37,663 [together] NOT BAD. 924 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:41,733 - I HATE THE BEACH. 925 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,001 - OH, HE'S LOSING. HE'S LOSING. 926 00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:51,743 - THAT'S NO FAIR. 927 00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:54,279 - YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT-OF-BOUNDS. 928 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:57,248 OH, HE'S NEVER GONNA PASS HIM. 929 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:11,997 [all cheering] 930 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:20,672 - KENDALL. 931 00:42:20,706 --> 00:42:23,575 KENDALL, I KNOW THAT YOU RACED TO IMPRESS ME, 932 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,677 AND I WILL TOTALLY TAKE YOU BACK. 933 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:29,147 - SANDY, THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN US. 934 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,882 JO IS MY GIRLFRIEND, 935 00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,684 AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I WANT SITTING NEXT TO ME 936 00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:34,586 ON THAT BLANKET. 937 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:35,987 - REALLY? 938 00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:40,125 - SHE CALLED ME TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON. 939 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:42,027 - DON'T LEAVE THAT BEACH. 940 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,030 I'M ON MY WAY. 941 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,735 - CLEARLY, THIS IS NOT WORKING OUT, 942 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,738 SO I'M GOING BACK OUT WITH TAD. 943 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,643 - [laughs] 944 00:42:57,676 --> 00:42:58,910 SEE, I TOLD YOU, KID. 945 00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:02,313 EVERYTHING WORKS OUT IN THE END. 946 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:06,718 NOW, ALL WE NEED IS A BIG-ENDING BEACH SONG. 947 00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:11,189 - HEY, HOW WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO ROCK 948 00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:13,091 RUSSELL BRAND'S BEACH PARTY TONIGHT? 949 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:15,293 [all cheering] 950 00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:17,362 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND VIPs, 951 00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:20,198 PLEASE WELCOME BIG TIME RUSH. 952 00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:23,735 - * AFTER SIX HOURS OF SCHOOL I'VE HAD ENOUGH FOR THE DAY * 953 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:26,104 - * I HIT THE RADIO DIAL AND TURN IT UP ALL THE WAY * 954 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:27,272 - * I GOTTA DANCE 955 00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:29,641 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE NOW THE BEAT'S REALLY HOT * 956 00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:31,042 - * RIGHT ON THE SPOT 957 00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:33,011 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT * 958 00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:34,179 - * THE BEAT'S REALLY HOT 959 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:36,682 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE NOW THE BEAT'S REALLY HOT * 960 00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:40,085 all: * DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE 961 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,721 * DANCE, DANCE, YEAH 962 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:45,957 - * WHEN I FEEL PUT DOWN I TRY TO SHAKE IT OFF QUICK * 963 00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:48,393 - * WITH MY CHICK BY MY SIDE THE RADIO DOES THE TRICK * 964 00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:49,560 - * I LOVE TO DANCE 965 00:43:49,594 --> 00:43:51,997 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE NOW THE BEAT'S REALLY HOT * 966 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:53,431 - * RIGHT ON THE SPOT 967 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,966 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT * 968 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,702 - * THIS BEAT'S REALLY HOT 969 00:43:56,735 --> 00:43:59,337 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE NOW THE BEAT'S REALLY HOT * 970 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:02,440 all: * DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE 971 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,009 * DANCE, DANCE, YEAH 972 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:07,345 - OH, OH, OHH, RUSSELL, BABY. 973 00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:10,115 DIDN'T I TELL YA I'D TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING? 974 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:13,118 THIS PARTY IS ON FIRE. 975 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:16,688 - ACTUALLY, MARVIN, MY NEW MANAGER, KATIE, 976 00:44:16,722 --> 00:44:17,422 TOOK CARE OF EVERYTHING. 977 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:18,924 - WHAT? 978 00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:22,027 YOU CAN'T HIRE A TEN-YEAR-OLD MANAGER. 979 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:24,362 both: WHY NOT? 980 00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:26,431 - RUSS, BABY, WE'RE FAMILY. 981 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:27,432 - GET OUT OF MY LIFE. 982 00:44:27,465 --> 00:44:29,735 I LOATHE YOU. I DEPLORE YOU. 983 00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:31,436 - * JUMP IT WHEN IT'S FAST, I LOVE TO * 984 00:44:31,469 --> 00:44:33,705 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE NOW THE BEAT'S REALLY HOT * 985 00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:35,106 - * RIGHT ON THE SPOT 986 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,108 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT * 987 00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:38,276 - * THIS BEAT'S REALLY HOT 988 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:41,947 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE NOW THE BEAT'S REALLY HOT * 989 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:45,717 - YOU KNOW, IF THE BOYS LOVE THE BEACH SO MUCH AND WON'T LEAVE, 990 00:44:45,751 --> 00:44:47,919 WE COULD ALWAYS MOVE ROCQUE RECORDS TO MALIBU. 991 00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:51,156 - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT THIS MORNING? 992 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,992 both: * DANCE DANCE DANCE RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT * 993 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:57,328 * DANCE DANCE DANCE NOW THE BEAT'S REALLY HOT * 994 00:44:57,362 --> 00:45:00,365 all: * DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE 995 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:04,502 * DANCE, DANCE, YEAH 996 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:09,908 [cheers and applause] 997 00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:12,778 [together] BEST BEACH DAY EVER! 998 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:23,221 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 999 00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:26,424 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 1000 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:28,760 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 1001 00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:30,528 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 1002 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,932 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 1003 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:34,833 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 1004 00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:36,768 - * HEY, HEY 1005 00:45:36,802 --> 00:45:38,503 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 1006 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:40,505 - * HEY, HEY 1007 00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,540 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH 1008 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,810 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 1009 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:46,511 * OH-OH, OH-OH 1010 00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:48,213 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 1011 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,448 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 1012 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:54,452 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 1013 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:57,923 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 1014 00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:03,161 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *