1 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:11,000 - DOGS! YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY. 2 00:00:11,067 --> 00:00:12,800 BUT YOU HAVE A LONGER WAY TO GO 3 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:14,500 BEFORE YOU GO MULTIPLATINUM 4 00:00:14,567 --> 00:00:18,567 AND START SELLING OUT 50,000-SEAT STADIUMS. 5 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:21,400 JAMES IS STILL TOO SELF-CENTERED 6 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:23,000 AND ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF. 7 00:00:23,067 --> 00:00:25,000 - JAMES AND I STILL DISAGREE. 8 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,867 - QUIET, YOU TWO. 9 00:00:26,933 --> 00:00:29,867 CARLOS STILL LACKS DIRECTION. 10 00:00:29,933 --> 00:00:30,933 - I DO NOT. 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,033 - TURN AROUND. 12 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:39,933 LOGAN STILL LACKS SWAGGER. 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 - YES, BUT IF YOU EVER NEED A COLORED PENCIL, 14 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:44,967 WHO YOU GONNA CALL? 15 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:47,333 snap! [screams] 16 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,767 - AND KENDALL NEEDS TO STOP TALKING BACK TO ME 17 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,300 AFTER EVERYTHING I SAY. 18 00:00:52,367 --> 00:00:54,467 - AND GUSTAVO NEEDS TO TAKE-- 19 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:55,600 - DON'T SAY IT. 20 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:59,500 NOT ONE MORE WORD. 21 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:04,400 GOOD. 22 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:05,400 - CHILL PILL. 23 00:01:05,467 --> 00:01:06,400 - [grunts] 24 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:10,067 [low rumbling] 25 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,333 [whistle blows] 26 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,067 both: STEAM. 27 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:16,133 - OH, THAT'S A NEW ONE. 28 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,200 - RUN. - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 29 00:01:18,267 --> 00:01:19,633 - [screams] 30 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,600 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 31 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,400 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 32 00:01:23,467 --> 00:01:27,533 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 33 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,500 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 34 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,267 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 35 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:34,367 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 36 00:01:34,433 --> 00:01:35,467 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 37 00:01:35,533 --> 00:01:37,300 - * HEY, HEY * 38 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:39,400 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 39 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,367 - * HEY, HEY * 40 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:43,500 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 41 00:01:43,567 --> 00:01:45,100 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 42 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:46,300 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 43 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,300 - * OH * 44 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:48,700 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 45 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:51,267 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 46 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:52,867 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 47 00:01:52,933 --> 00:01:55,167 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 48 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:58,900 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 49 00:01:58,967 --> 00:02:04,200 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 50 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:10,067 [all screaming] 51 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:12,733 - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 52 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,767 smash! - [screaming] 53 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,067 [screaming continues] 54 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,100 GET DOWN HERE! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! 55 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:19,900 - NOT UNTIL YOU CHILLAX. 56 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:20,900 - YEAH. 57 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:23,067 - OH, I AM CHILLAXED! 58 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,100 WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR KNIVES? 59 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:29,533 - UM, IN THE DRAWER NEXT TO THE SINK. 60 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,867 [all shouting indistinctly] 61 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:35,933 all: BUDDHA BOB! HELP! 62 00:02:36,067 --> 00:02:37,633 - AHA! 63 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,633 AHH... 64 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:41,733 [moaning] 65 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,267 [bones crack] - OOH! 66 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,567 - WHAT WAS THAT? 67 00:02:44,633 --> 00:02:46,167 - HIMALAYAN MONKEY PINCH. 68 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,967 THEN I REALIGNED YOUR CHAKRAS. 69 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,800 - I FEEL SO... 70 00:02:49,867 --> 00:02:50,800 SO-- 71 00:02:50,867 --> 00:02:51,800 - CALM. 72 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,067 NOW FOCUS ON WHAT MATTERS, 73 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:55,833 NOT WHAT ANGERS. 74 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:58,200 - BOYS, I MUST WRITE A SONG 75 00:02:58,267 --> 00:03:00,067 FOR THE NEW TOWN HIGH SOUNDTRACK. 76 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:02,967 I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I NEED VOCALS. 77 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:10,067 - [giggles] WHOA, WHOA, WAIT! 78 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,067 - BUDDHA BOB, YOU JUST SAVED OUR LIVES. 79 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:15,200 - YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS A BIG CLOG. 80 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:18,200 - AND THAT QUOTE, WAS THAT BUDDHA OR SOCRATES-- 81 00:03:18,267 --> 00:03:20,233 - FORTUNE COOKIE. - OH. 82 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,667 - YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY LISTENING TO YOUR BOSS MORE OFTEN. 83 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:25,400 HE'LL LESS STRESSED AND WON'T WANT TO KILL YOU. 84 00:03:29,533 --> 00:03:30,700 - YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT. 85 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:32,833 GUSTAVO WORKS HIS BUTT OFF FOR US, 86 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:36,067 AND I DO TEND TO TALK BACK A BIT. 87 00:03:36,067 --> 00:03:40,533 - YEAH, I MEAN, I KIND OF DO LACK DIRECTION SOMETIMES. 88 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,600 - OKAY, I GUESS I COULD USE A LITTLE MORE SWAGGER. 89 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:46,733 - AND I SUPPOSE I CAN PUT DOWN MY MIRROR. 90 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,300 all: JAMES, PUT IT DOWN. 91 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:51,433 - YOU CAN DO IT. 92 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,367 - YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS. 93 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,333 - YES. 94 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,600 THEN IT'S AGREED. 95 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,533 WE ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO GUSTAVO 96 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,567 SO HE'S LESS STRESSED AND WON'T KILL US. 97 00:04:02,433 --> 00:04:04,400 all: WHOA, BREAK! 98 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:05,633 - OKAY, DIRECTION. DIRECTION. 99 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:07,067 I GOT TO FOCUS, FIND DIRECTION-- 100 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,667 [bird squawks] 101 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:11,367 OH! A PRETTY BIRD. 102 00:04:11,433 --> 00:04:12,867 WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 103 00:04:12,933 --> 00:04:15,733 - THE REGIONAL MANAGER GAVE ME $10,000 104 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,533 TO COMPLETELY MAKE OVER THE LOBBY. 105 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,967 SO I BOUGHT THIS BOWL OF WAX FRUIT 106 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,967 AND THIS $40 PARROT. 107 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:22,967 - HELLO. 108 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:24,400 - COOL. 109 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:26,967 - AND WITH THE MONEY I SAVED... 110 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,900 [horn honks] 111 00:04:28,967 --> 00:04:31,600 I BOUGHT THIS CUSTOMIZED SCOOTER. 112 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:34,967 BECAUSE WALKING IS FOR SUCKERS. 113 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,500 AND I ADDED A GPS 114 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:39,067 SO I ALWAYS KNOW I'M GOING THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 115 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:41,267 [horn honks] 116 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,167 - WHERE AM I GONNA GET SOME DIRECTION? 117 00:04:43,233 --> 00:04:44,600 - HEED MY VOICE. 118 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:45,867 I KNOW ALL. 119 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:48,300 - OKAY. 120 00:04:48,367 --> 00:04:49,267 OOH! 121 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,700 SHOULD I ASK THE NEW GIRL, 122 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:53,200 WHO IS WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE, OUT ON A DATE? 123 00:04:53,267 --> 00:04:55,333 - [squawks] TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 124 00:04:58,233 --> 00:04:59,167 - HI. 125 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:00,767 I'M CARLOS. 126 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,233 - [squawks] 127 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,667 - DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME TONIGHT? 128 00:05:03,733 --> 00:05:04,900 - [chuckles] SURE. 129 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,333 YOU WANT TO MEET HERE AROUND 8:00? 130 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,333 - UH-HUH. 131 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,267 - OKAY. SEE YOU. 132 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,833 - YOU'RE NOT JUST ANY PARROT. 133 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,833 I SHALL CALL YOU... 134 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,300 SUPER PARROT. 135 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:17,667 - [squawks] 136 00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:20,500 - OKAY, SO I TRADED IN MY JAMES T-SHIRT 137 00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:21,867 FOR ONE WITH ALL OF US. 138 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:23,533 AND I'VE DECIDED 139 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,500 TO MAKE MORE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU GUYS. 140 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,900 - OKAY. 141 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:32,167 WELL, I'VE DECIDED TO INCREASE MY SWAGGER 142 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:33,667 BY CREATING A SWAGGER APP 143 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,067 WHICH WILL AUTOMATICALLY PUSH 144 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:37,333 THE SWAGGIEST TRENDS, CLOTHES, AND MOVES 145 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,067 FROM THE NET RIGHT TO MY PHONE. 146 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:42,067 - [laughs] 147 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,833 DUDE, YOU EITHER HAVE SWAGGER, 148 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,167 OR YOU DON'T. 149 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:46,167 AND I HAVE TONS. 150 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:48,133 SO LET ME HELP YOU. 151 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,700 - NO NEED, 'CAUSE I AM FULLY LOADED. 152 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:53,667 NOW I JUST PRESS SWAGGER APP, 153 00:05:53,733 --> 00:05:54,767 AND... 154 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,567 - OKAY. YOU LOOK COOL. 155 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:03,433 BUT SWAGGER COMES FROM WITHIN. 156 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,533 IT'S NOT DIGITAL. 157 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,467 - OH-HO. IT'S DIGITAL. 158 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,500 - YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH FORCES 159 00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:17,200 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 160 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:18,400 - HEY, GUSTAVO, 161 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:20,100 I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR... 162 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,933 TALKING BACK. 163 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:23,133 WHERE'S GUSTAVO? 164 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,467 - I THOUGHT HE WAS KILLING YOU GUYS. 165 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:25,900 - OH, NO, HE WAS, 166 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:28,767 BUT BUDDHA BOB GAVE HIM THIS MONKEY TOUCH... 167 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:29,767 AND HE STOPPED. 168 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:31,067 - HE NEEDS TO BE HERE 169 00:06:31,133 --> 00:06:32,567 WRITING A SONG FOR NEW TOWN HIGH. 170 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:35,533 GETTING ON THE SOUNDTRACK IS HUGE FOR BTR. 171 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,067 THE PRODUCERS ARE COMING TOMORROW 172 00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:39,067 TO HEAR GUSTAVO'S AMAZING SONG, 173 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,300 WHICH HASN'T BEEN WRITTEN YET. 174 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,667 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 175 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:44,267 - TRACKING HIS CELL PHONE. 176 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,900 DON'T TELL HIM I DO THIS. 177 00:06:46,967 --> 00:06:50,500 - HE'S IN PALMWOODS PARK? 178 00:06:50,567 --> 00:06:52,867 - HEY, BUDDHA GUY. 179 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:54,333 - HEY. 180 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,067 - SO I WAS FEELING, YOU KNOW, CALM THIS MORNING, 181 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:58,867 AFTER YOU DID THAT THING. 182 00:06:58,933 --> 00:07:00,900 BUT THEN ON MY WAY BACK TO WORK, IT WENT AWAY. 183 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:03,267 SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 184 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:04,633 - YOU'RE STRESSED OUT. 185 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,067 - UH, YEAH, WHO ISN'T? 186 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:07,267 - ME. 187 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:08,400 - REALLY? 188 00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:09,967 YOU'RE NEVER STRESSED? EVER? 189 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:11,667 - NOPE. 190 00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:13,933 - SHARE YOUR EXPERT WISDOM WITH ME! 191 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,767 PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. 192 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:19,100 - UH, WELL, ALWAYS TRIM THE HEDGES EVENLY, 193 00:07:19,167 --> 00:07:21,600 NEVER TRY TO FLUSH A CLOGGED TOILET, 194 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,267 AND BEWARE OF SQUIRRELS, 195 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:25,433 'CAUSE SOMETIMES THEY DROP THEIR NUTS. 196 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,267 - SO YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD 197 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:31,800 TRIM THE EXCESS FROM MY LIFE TO KEEP IT EVEN, 198 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:33,333 UNCLOG MY MIND, 199 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,500 AND STAY AWAY FROM ALL THE NUTS IN THIS TOWN. 200 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:37,267 - UH, OKAY. 201 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,500 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 202 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:40,067 YOU'VE GOT A SOUNDTRACK SONG TO WRITE. 203 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:41,200 - KELLY. 204 00:07:41,267 --> 00:07:42,667 KENDALL. 205 00:07:42,733 --> 00:07:45,367 THIS MAN'S WISDOM HAS JUST OPENED MY EYES 206 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:47,967 TO A LIFE I NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. 207 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,500 - WHAT DID YOU DO TO GUSTAVO? 208 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:54,967 - WHO'S GUSTAVO? 209 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:57,867 - WOW. 210 00:07:57,933 --> 00:07:59,167 WHERE ARE YOU GOING ALL SPIFFY? 211 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:00,800 - TO THE LOBBY 212 00:08:00,867 --> 00:08:02,633 TO SEE IF SUPER PARROT LIKES THIS OUTFIT FOR MY DATE. 213 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:03,900 - SUPER WHAT? 214 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:05,667 - HE HATED THE LAST ONE. 215 00:08:05,733 --> 00:08:07,067 HOPE HE GOES FOR THIS ONE. 216 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,333 SUPER PARROT, 217 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,400 IS THIS A BETTER OUTFIT? 218 00:08:12,467 --> 00:08:13,633 - I SEE SUCCESS IN YOUR FUTURE. 219 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:14,667 [squawks] 220 00:08:14,733 --> 00:08:16,067 - YES! 221 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,667 - PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY THINK 222 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:19,400 BITTERS' NEW PARROT CAN TELL THE FUTURE. 223 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:20,867 - ALL I KNOW IS THAT 224 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:22,600 SINCE SUPER PARROT STARTED GIVING ME DIRECTION, 225 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:23,900 I'VE GOT A HOT DATE, 226 00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:25,267 AND I LOOK GOOD. 227 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:26,333 - WHAT? 228 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,600 - CHECK IT OUT. 229 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,067 SUPER PARROT, 230 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,833 SHOULD I GET SOME MINTS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE? 231 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,267 - [squawks] OUTLOOK IS GOOD. 232 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:33,967 - SWEET. 233 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,300 [change jingling] 234 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:43,267 [screaming] SWEET! 235 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,900 SWEET! 236 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:48,067 NOW I'M GONNA HAVE FRESH BREATH AND MONEY FOR MY DATE. 237 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,867 HEY, YOU ASK HIM A QUESTION. 238 00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:52,067 - NO. BECAUSE IT'S JUST A BIRD. 239 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:53,700 DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT? 240 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:54,867 - SIGNS POINT TO YES. 241 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:57,167 [squawks] 242 00:08:57,233 --> 00:08:58,967 - YES, THE CLOTHES WORK. 243 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:02,400 BUT LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO WALK THE SWAG WALK. 244 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:04,600 - [chuckles] NO NEED. 245 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:06,100 'CAUSE SWAGGER APP ADVISES: 246 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,400 STRUT AT APPROXIMATELY THREE MILES PER HOUR 247 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,433 AND COCK YOUR HEAD AT A 45-DEGREE ANGLE. 248 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,700 HUH. - [laughs] 249 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:13,600 LOGAN, I AM NO LONGER SELF-CENTERED. 250 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,300 NOW, IF YOU'D JUST LISTEN TO ME, I WANT TO-- 251 00:09:18,067 --> 00:09:20,100 [all murmuring excitedly] 252 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:21,200 [coughing] 253 00:09:21,267 --> 00:09:25,167 [excited chatter continues] 254 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:26,500 OKAY, SO... [chuckles] 255 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,767 THE WALK WASN'T BAD. 256 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,900 BUT CAN YOU TALK THE SWAG TALK? [coughs] 257 00:09:30,967 --> 00:09:32,300 - SWAG TALK: 258 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:34,700 KEEP EXCHANGES SHORT, AND TRY THESE NICKNAMES. 259 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,067 - [scoffs] NICKNAMES? 260 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:39,067 WHAT ARE NICKNAMES GONNA DO? 261 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,533 - WHAT'S UP, SHORTY SHORTS? 262 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,733 WHAT'S GOOD, RED? 263 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,733 HA. 264 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,900 HELLO, BLUE EYES. 265 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:51,200 - I WANT TO DATE HIM. 266 00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:52,800 - I WANT TO BE HIM. 267 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:56,400 - HEY, SINCE WHEN DOES LOGAN HAVE MORE SWAGGER THAN YOU? 268 00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:59,233 - HE DOES NOT HAVE MORE SWAGGER THAN ME. 269 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,800 [loud pop music] - CHECK IT. 270 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:01,867 SWAG TUNES. 271 00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:03,600 [chuckles] WHOO! 272 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,300 - [coughs] 273 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:07,967 * * 274 00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:09,367 - KELLY, 275 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,000 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE FREAKING OUT SO MUCH. 276 00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:12,633 - SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM 277 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:15,100 WITH GUSTAVO'S NEW WRITING PARTNER? 278 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:17,433 ding! 279 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,233 - ALL I KNOW IS, 280 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,333 HE HASN'T YELLED AT ME IN THREE HOURS. 281 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,667 IT'S A NEW RECORD. 282 00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:25,000 - GREAT NEWS. 283 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:28,633 BUDDHA BOB AND I HAVE FINISHED THE SONG. 284 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:29,633 - GREAT. 285 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:30,900 AND HAVE YOU NOTICED 286 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:32,067 I HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING BACK TO YOU 287 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,067 AT ALL? 288 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,100 - OH, KENDALL, 289 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,567 I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOVE 290 00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:37,467 THIS NEW BIG TIME RUSH SONG. 291 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,533 - COOL. 292 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,700 I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT. 293 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,333 - * THERE'S A RAINBOW MADE OF LOVE * 294 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,533 - * YEAH * 295 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,067 - * FLOATING IN A NEW DAY SKY * 296 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:49,433 - * OKAY * 297 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,500 - * A CANDY CASTLE UP ABOVE * 298 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:52,767 - * LA, LA, LA * 299 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:55,233 - * THIS MUST BE NEW TOWN HIGH * 300 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,500 - * HIGH * 301 00:10:58,567 --> 00:10:59,800 ding! 302 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,633 - [gasps] THE PRODUCER'S COMING TOMORROW. 303 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,867 AND HE IS GOING TO HATE THIS SONG. 304 00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:05,567 - I KNOW. 305 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,500 - HEY. I'M READY. 306 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:10,500 - GREAT. 307 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:12,333 AND I WILL MEET YOU OUTSIDE. 308 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,400 I JUST NEED TO DO ONE LAST THING. 309 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:17,433 - OKAY. 310 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,667 - OKAY, SUPER PARROT. 311 00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:19,800 THIS IS IT. 312 00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:20,800 DO I LOOK GOOD? 313 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:21,800 - WITHOUT A DOUBT. 314 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:22,800 - SMELL GOOD? 315 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:23,867 - IT IS CERTAIN. 316 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,867 - YES! 317 00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:27,467 I WILL SEE YOU LATER. 318 00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:28,800 - YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE. 319 00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:30,067 [squawks] 320 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,533 - COME AGAIN? - WITHOUT A DOUBT. 321 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,900 - NO, AFTER THAT. 322 00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,500 - [squawks] IT IS CERTAIN. 323 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:35,667 - NO, AFTER THAT ONE. 324 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:36,933 - YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE. 325 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:39,900 - OH, THAT'S THE ONE! 326 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:40,967 - [squawks] 327 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:46,800 - HEY, GUYS, KELLY NEEDS US AT THE STUDIO 328 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:47,933 FOR AN EMERGENCY BAND MEETING 329 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,167 BECAUSE MELLOW GUSTAVO 330 00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:51,267 EQUALS THE WORST SOUNDTRACK SONG EVER. 331 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,400 SO LET'S GO. 332 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,333 - [sighs] CAN'T, K-DOG. 333 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,700 I'M UPDATING MY SWAG APP FOR EVEN MORE SWAG-ITUDE. 334 00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:58,700 - CARLOS! 335 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,500 [pounding on door] 336 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,167 - HE WON'T COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 337 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,367 - PANIC ROOM! 338 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,900 - A BIRD TOLD HIM HE'S GOT 24 HOURS TO LIVE. 339 00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:09,333 BUT I GOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH! [pounds on door] 340 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,733 - WELL, I'VE GOT TO SAVE MY LIFE! 341 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,867 SUPER PARROT KNOWS ALL. 342 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,433 - [coughs] 343 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,467 AND I FEEL COLD AND CLAMMY. 344 00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:20,567 IS IT POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO LOSE THEIR SWAGGER? 345 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,100 - WHAT? 346 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,067 - IF THERE'S A FINITE AMOUNT OF SWAGGER IN THE BAND 347 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:27,700 AND IF SOMEONE WERE TO GAIN SWAGGER... 348 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:30,667 IS IT POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO LOSE THEIR SWAGGER? 349 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:33,433 - OKAY, I'LL GO ALONE. 350 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,833 - WHERE ARE THE OTHER GUYS? 351 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,067 - BEING NUTS. 352 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,667 AND I BET GUSTAVO WENT HOME LAST NIGHT, 353 00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:43,067 REALIZED THE SONG STUNK, KICKED HIS CAT, 354 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:45,700 AND FORGOT ABOUT THE WHOLE BUDDHA BOB THING. 355 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:46,767 SO CHILL. - KENDALL. 356 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,267 GURUS ARE ROCK AND ROLL POISON. 357 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,833 IT HAPPENED TO THE BEACH BOYS AND THE BEATLES. 358 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,300 THEY LATCH ON TO SOME SPIRITUAL WHACK JOB, 359 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:56,533 AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'RE WEARING ROBES 360 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,767 AND HEADING TO TIBET 361 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,200 AND BYE-BYE, BAND. 362 00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:00,667 SO DON'T THINK THAT IT CAN'T HAPPEN 363 00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:02,233 TO BIG TIME RUSH. 364 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,067 - I'LL BELIEVE THAT WHEN I SEE IT. 365 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,233 - GOOD MORNING, SKY CHILDREN. 366 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,233 slap! - AND NOW I'VE SEEN IT. 367 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,433 - I LISTENED TO THE SONG LAST NIGHT, 368 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,200 AND I REALIZED SOMETHING. 369 00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:15,067 - THAT IT'S HORRIFYING? 370 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,567 - THAT IT NEEDED WHALE NOISES. 371 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:21,067 [psychedelic music and whales singing] 372 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:25,367 I THINK THE TV PRODUCER MAN WILL FIND IT TRANSPLENDANT. 373 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:28,067 * THERE'S A RAINBOW MADE OF LOVE * 374 00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,300 - * YEAH * 375 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:31,767 - * FLOATING IN A NEW DAY SKY * 376 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:32,900 - * OKAY * 377 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,333 - * A CANDY CASTLE UP ABOVE * 378 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,833 - THIS IS YOUR BUDDHA BOY'S FAULT. 379 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,700 NOW, GET HIM OVER HERE TO FIX THAT, 380 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:40,867 BECAUSE BIG TIME RUSH HAS GOT TO GET ON THAT SOUNDTRACK. 381 00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:42,167 [gunfire] 382 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:43,667 - I'M A GENIUS. 383 00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:45,400 I'LL JUST STAY IN HERE FOREVER, 384 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,733 AND PAIN AND DEATH CAN NEVER HARM ME. 385 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,733 [door clicks open] 386 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,733 [screams] 387 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,500 OW. OW! 388 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,533 OW! OW! 389 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,400 - IT'S JUST A DUMB BIRD. 390 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,433 OH, LOOK. 391 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,667 YOU'RE OUT OF THE PANIC ROOM, 392 00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:58,367 AND DEATH IS NOT COMING FOR YOU. 393 00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,367 [pounding at door] - [screams] 394 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,100 - JUST GET THE DOOR. 395 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:05,067 - [breathing heavily] 396 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,767 - CARLOS GARCIA. 397 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:07,767 - [screams] 398 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:08,733 IT'S DEATH! 399 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,733 HE'S COMING FOR ME! 400 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,600 [screams] 401 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,633 - DELIVERY. 402 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,767 [coughs] DELIVERY. 403 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,633 IT'S A HOCKEY STICK FROM SPORTS SHACK. 404 00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:27,167 [horn honking] 405 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,300 [tires screech] 406 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,933 - TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT BIRD. 407 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,100 - [squawks] 408 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,500 - YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME. 409 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,067 - FINE, THEN I'LL TELL THE BOSS OF YOU 410 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:37,167 THAT YOU WASTED YOUR LOBBY IMPROVEMENT MONEY 411 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:39,200 ON YOUR STUPID SCOOTER. 412 00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:40,800 - DUKE'S USED PETS ON 3RD. 413 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,800 - THANKS. 414 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,933 - ONE DAY, I WILL DEFEAT THAT GIRL. 415 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,467 - OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD. 416 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,333 - QUIET, YOU. - [squawks] 417 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,800 - * OH-OH, OH-OH-OH * 418 00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:53,067 * OH-OH, OH-OH-OH * 419 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:54,500 * SOMEDAY * 420 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:55,833 * IT'LL COME TOGETHER * 421 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,100 * SOMEDAY * 422 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,767 * WE WILL WORK IT OUT * 423 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,167 * I KNOW * 424 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,800 * WE CAN TURN IT UP ALL THE WAY * 425 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,433 * 'CAUSE THIS IS OUR SOMEDAY * 426 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,833 * SOMEDAY * 427 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,067 * IS WHAT WE MAKE IT * 428 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,333 * SOMEDAY * 429 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,067 * IS RIGHT HERE AND NOW * 430 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,400 * WHY WAIT, WHY WAIT * 431 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,533 * WHY WAIT * 432 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,733 * 'CAUSE THIS IS OUR SOMEDAY * 433 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,133 - [coughs] 434 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,667 - JAMES, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 435 00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:21,267 - IT'S LOGAN. 436 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,967 HE'S SAPPING ALL MY SWAGGER. 437 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,900 - JAMES, IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD. 438 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,833 AND COME ON, LET LOGAN HAVE A LITTLE SWAGGER FOR ONCE. 439 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,167 - OH, LOGAN! 440 00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:31,067 YOU ARE SO HOT. - OH! 441 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,900 - OKAY, WE HAVE TO DESTROY THAT SWAGGER APP. 442 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,233 - YES! 443 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,500 SUDDENLY, I FEEL STRONGER. 444 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:39,900 [psychedelic music] 445 00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,833 - JUST TELL HIM THAT HAPPINESS IS OVERRATED 446 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,967 AND BEING STRESSFUL AND ANGRY POWERS HIS MUSIC. 447 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,833 - SO YOU WANT HIM TO BE COMPLETELY STRESSED OUT 448 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,867 AND MISERABLE AGAIN? 449 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:52,233 - THIS SOUNDTRACK IS HUGE FOR US. 450 00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:06,167 OH! HE'S THROWING AWAY THE ROBE! 451 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,900 - WHAT'D HE SAY? 452 00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:13,233 - HE SAID HE'S GIVING UP ALL MATERIAL POSSESSIONS 453 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,567 BECAUSE TIME IS AN ILLUSION, 454 00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:19,067 AND HE'S DEVOTING HIS LIFE TO GROOMING TREES. 455 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,967 DID YOU NOT WANT THAT? 456 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,367 - [screams] 457 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:30,400 - SINCE LOGAN'S SWAGGER IS COMPUTER-BASED, 458 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,900 ALL WE NEED TO DO IS CREATE A COMPUTER VIRUS 459 00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:34,133 TO DESTROY IT. 460 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,067 - IF LOGAN'S GONNA STEAL MY SWAGGER, 461 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:41,100 THEN I'LL STEAL HIS SMART BRAIN STUFF THINGS. 462 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,067 [dramatic classical music] 463 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:53,100 * * 464 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,433 - WELL? 465 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,067 - YEAH, HERE'S THE PROBLEM. 466 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,600 I'M NOT BRIGHT. 467 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,233 - THEN WHAT IS ALL THAT? 468 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:09,067 - I THINK IT'S THE RECIPE FOR TOAST. 469 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,533 - * SOMEDAY * 470 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,800 * IT'LL COME TOGETHER * 471 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,067 * SOMEDAY * 472 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,433 * WE WILL WORK IT OUT * 473 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,367 - [blows raspberry] 474 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,833 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? 475 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,600 [sobbing] 476 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,067 - HE'S HUGGING A SHRUB. 477 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,733 - YOU DON'T THINK 478 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,233 SINCE NICE, HAPPY WORDS GOT HIM INTO THIS 479 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,533 THAT MEAN, ANGRY WORDS COULD GET HIM OUT? 480 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,233 - WELL, THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF THOSE 481 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,667 WHEN THE PRODUCERS OF NEW TOWN HIGH 482 00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:37,800 HEAR HIS HAPPY HIPPIE RAINBOW WHALE SONG. 483 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:40,067 [snipping] 484 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,300 - MAYBE THAT'S NOT SUCH A BAD THING. 485 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:43,700 - YES, IT IS. 486 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,200 BECAUSE THEN THEY WOULD HAVE HEARD IT, 487 00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:46,200 AND IT'LL BE TOO LATE. 488 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:47,433 - REMEMBER, KELLY, 489 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,233 TIME IS JUST AN ILLUSION. 490 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,967 - OH, YEAH. 491 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,267 - OKAY, WHATEVER THIS PLAN IS, 492 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,800 HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THE BUCKET OF LOVE 493 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,100 BACK TO THE STUDIO? 494 00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:01,267 - OH, I CAN GET HIM THERE. 495 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,567 [motor revs] 496 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:05,667 [tires squealing] 497 00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:10,967 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 498 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,567 - [pounding on door] - GO AWAY, DEATH! 499 00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:14,767 - IT'S ME... 500 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,067 AND SUPER PARROT. 501 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,833 - SUPER PARROT! [screams] 502 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,900 - HELLO. [squawks] 503 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:19,900 - WHO'S THAT? 504 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:22,667 - THIS IS MADAME ZINZIBAR. 505 00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,833 SHE LOST HER PARROT LAST WEEK 506 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:27,567 WHEN HE FLEW OUT OF HER FORTUNE-TELLER SHOP. 507 00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:28,567 - [gasps] 508 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:29,867 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 509 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,733 SUPER PARROT'S A FORTUNE-TELLER TOO. 510 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,167 - MY DEAR, CONFUSED BOY, 511 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,633 PICKLES IS NOT A FORTUNE-TELLER. 512 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,067 HE LIKES TO REPEAT WORDS HE HEARS ME SAY IN THE SHOP A LOT, 513 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,333 LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE... 514 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,833 "WITHOUT A DOUBT," 515 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,767 AND, "SIGNS POINT TO YES." 516 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,067 - OH, SO YOU JUST GO OFF AND TELL YOUR CLIENTS 517 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,767 THAT THEY HAVE "24 HOURS TO LIVE"? 518 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,100 - NO. 519 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:54,067 PICKLES IS ALSO ADDICTED TO HOSPITAL DRAMAS. 520 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,367 - [squawks] GET HIM INTO THE O.R., STAT! 521 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,633 CLEAR! CLEAR! 522 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:00,567 - SO I'M NOT GONNA DIE? 523 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,100 YES! 524 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,067 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 525 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,500 OH, KATIE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 526 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:09,200 - BEING ABLE TO BRUSH MY TEETH IS THANKS ENOUGH. 527 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,767 - [coughs] 528 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,067 - AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT ONE? 529 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,067 - HE LOST HIS SWAGGER. 530 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,067 - OH. 531 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,400 - * SOMEDAY * 532 00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,067 * WE WILL WORK IT OUT * 533 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:22,367 * I KNOW * 534 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:25,067 * WE CAN TURN IT UP ALL THE WAY * 535 00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,233 [door slams] 536 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,900 - [exhales deeply] 537 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:29,967 WHOA. 538 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:33,633 IS THAT AN EKG? 539 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,567 - SKG. 540 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,967 HIS SWAG COUNT IS DANGEROUSLY LOW. 541 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:42,067 - AS YOU GROW STRONGER... [coughs] 542 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,633 I GROW WEAKER. 543 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,733 - FINE. YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK. 544 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,933 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THE SWAGGER. 545 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,067 MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT, 546 00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,400 EVERYONE KEEPS FOLLOWING ME, 547 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:51,833 AND HONESTLY, THERE'S TOO MUCH DANCING. 548 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,833 - REALLY? 549 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,533 - YEAH, LOOK. 550 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,267 SWAGGER APP DELETED. 551 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,733 [rapid beeping] 552 00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,900 - I'M BETTER NOW. 553 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,600 - SO AM I. 554 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,567 BUT YOU DO REALIZE YOUR SYMPTOMS WERE PSYCHOSOMATIC? 555 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,900 - AND YOU DO REALIZE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS? 556 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:10,067 BUT I DO KNOW WE LOOK PRETTY AGAIN. 557 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,433 - [squawks] 558 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,900 - AND YOU'RE NOT WORRIED 559 00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:16,100 GUSTAVO WILL BE MAD YOU THREW AWAY YOUR SWAGGER 560 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:19,700 AND YOU STILL TALK TO YOUR MIRROR? 561 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:20,900 - NAH. 562 00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:23,400 HE'S REALLY NICE NOW. 563 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,733 - * CANDY CASTLE UP ABOVE * 564 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,033 - * LA, LA, LA * 565 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,133 - * THIS MUST BE NEW TOWN HIGH * 566 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,800 - * HIGH * 567 00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:35,500 - GUSTAVO, THAT SONG'S GONNA MAKE THE TOP TEN. 568 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,967 - WELL, THANK YOU. 569 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:39,833 - TOP TEN REASONS TO KILL MYSELF. 570 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,700 [laughter] 571 00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:43,233 - THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH. 572 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,033 - YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A HIT, GONNA BE ON THE CHARTS. 573 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,400 YOU KNOW WHY? 574 00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:48,333 IT'S GOT NUMBER TWO SMEARED ALL OVER IT. 575 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,767 [laughter] - HUH? 576 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,533 - WHAT WAS IT, A COMMERCIAL FOR EARPLUGS? 577 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,067 - WHAT? 578 00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,067 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 579 00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,833 I SMELL GRAMMY. 580 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,333 AND MY GRAMMY'S BEEN DEAD FOR TEN YEARS. 581 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,567 [laughter] 582 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:01,700 - [grunts] 583 00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:02,667 - WHOA. 584 00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:04,733 [whistle blowing] 585 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,100 - [screams] 586 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,733 GET OUT! 587 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,067 - NO. - COME ON. 588 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:11,167 GET OUT OF HERE! 589 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:14,100 YOU GET OUT OF HERE! [screams] 590 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:16,733 NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MUSIC LIKE THAT, 591 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,767 EVEN IF IT WAS THE WORST SONG I'VE EVER WRITTEN. 592 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,233 - LUCKILY, THOSE WEREN'T THE REAL PRODUCERS. 593 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,233 - HUH? 594 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,600 - YEAH, WE HIRED AN INSULT COMIC 595 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,767 TO MAKE YOU HATEFUL AND TALENTED AGAIN. 596 00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,200 BOOSH. 597 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:30,833 THE ACTUAL PRODUCER WILL BE HERE IN TWO HOURS. 598 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,500 - THEN GET THE REST OF THE DOGS DOWN HERE, 599 00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:35,833 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A TV SOUNDTRACK SONG TO PRODUCE. 600 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,333 [screams] 601 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,100 - * 'CAUSE THE WORLD STOPS * 602 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,433 * WHEN I PUT MY ARMS AROUND YOU * 603 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,967 * AROUND YOU * 604 00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:45,100 * OH-OH-OH * 605 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:46,867 - * AND NOTHING EVEN MATTERS * 606 00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,067 - * HEY! * - * HEY-EH * 607 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,733 - * AND NOTHING EVEN MATTERS * 608 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,733 - * HEY! * 609 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,900 * THEY CAN ALL TALK * 610 00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:54,567 * SAY WHAT THEY WANT ABOUT US * 611 00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:55,800 * ABOUT US * 612 00:21:55,867 --> 00:21:57,100 * OH-OH-OH * 613 00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:58,833 - * AND NOTHING EVEN MATTERS * 614 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,067 - * HEY! - * WHOA-OH * 615 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,767 - * AND NOTHING EVEN MATTERS * 616 00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:02,900 - * HEY! * 617 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,933 [applause] 618 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:07,167 - THAT'S JUST WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. 619 00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:09,767 AND PERHAPS BIG TIME RUSH WILL MAKE A GUEST APPEARANCE 620 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,400 IN OUR SCHOOL DANCE EPISODE. 621 00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:13,400 - DONE. 622 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:19,700 LOOKS LIKE OUR SONG IS GONNA BE ON TV! 623 00:22:19,767 --> 00:22:22,233 all: HEY! 624 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,567 - AND FORGET WHAT I SAID 625 00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:27,400 ABOUT WANTING YOU DOGS TO CHANGE. 626 00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:31,333 LET'S JUST STAY OUR USUAL, ANNOYING SELVES. 627 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,533 - GOOD, 'CAUSE I AM DONE TAKING ADVICE FROM BIRDS. 628 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,833 - JAMES AND I TOTALLY AGREE. 629 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,067 - AND I CAN GET ALL THE SWAGGER I NEED 630 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,533 WITH A SIMPLE PAIR OF SHADES. 631 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,500 - FEELING WOOZY. 632 00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:43,667 thud! 633 00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:45,633 - OKAY, NO SHADES. 634 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:52,700 thud! 635 00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:53,933 - STOP THAT! 636 00:22:57,567 --> 00:23:00,567 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 637 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,933 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 638 00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:05,933 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 639 00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,933 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 640 00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:10,967 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 641 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:11,967 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 642 00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:13,800 - * HEY, HEY * 643 00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:15,967 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 644 00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:17,767 - * HEY, HEY * 645 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,967 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 646 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,733 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 647 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,967 * OH-OH, OH-OH * 648 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,400 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 649 00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:27,800 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 650 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:31,967 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 651 00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:35,200 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 652 00:23:35,267 --> 00:23:40,633 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *