1 00:00:03,233 --> 00:00:05,300 male narrator: 'TWAS THE MORNING BEFORE CHRISTMAS, 2 00:00:05,333 --> 00:00:07,067 AND L.A. WAS HOPPING, 3 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:12,333 AND THE BOYS WERE UP EARLY DOING LAST MINUTE SHOPPING. 4 00:00:12,367 --> 00:00:15,500 - WHO SHOPS AT 5:00 A.M. ON CHRISTMAS EVE DAY? 5 00:00:15,533 --> 00:00:18,333 - US, 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T SHOP FOR ANYONE EXCEPT GUSTAVO. 6 00:00:18,367 --> 00:00:19,967 - WHO'S GONNA LOVE HIS GIFT. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,133 - AND FOR EVERYONE ELSE, WE CAN SAVE UP 8 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:25,667 TO 70% AT TK SIMMONS LAST MINUTES SHOPPERS SUPER SALE. 9 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:27,667 - ALL OUR SHOPPING IN ONE LOCATION 10 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,900 AT LOW, LOW PRICES. 11 00:00:29,933 --> 00:00:31,833 - IT'S THE PERFECT SHOPPING HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE. 12 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,300 [chuckles] 13 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,967 - IS THIS YOUR FIRST 5:00 A.M. SUPER SALE? 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,233 all: YEAH. 15 00:00:37,267 --> 00:00:39,633 - GOOD LUCK. 16 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:41,167 - GOOD LUCK? 17 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,333 [chuckling] WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 18 00:00:43,367 --> 00:00:44,800 - IT'S FOR MY MOM! 19 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:47,367 - BACK OFF, KID! 20 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,367 - [screaming] 21 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,467 - OH, GOD, GET BACK! GET BACK! 22 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,200 AH! 23 00:00:54,233 --> 00:00:55,200 - MINE! 24 00:00:55,233 --> 00:00:56,200 - OH! 25 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:57,233 - I GOT IT! 26 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:58,567 [screams] 27 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,667 smack! 28 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,000 - [panting and grunting] 29 00:01:03,033 --> 00:01:04,167 WE DID IT. 30 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,467 OH, CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IS DONE. 31 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,033 - WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE GOT, 32 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:10,733 BUT THE SAVINGS WERE INCREDIBLE. 33 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:12,633 - WAIT, WHERE'S LOGAN? 34 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:14,133 - [yelping and whimpering] 35 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:15,300 I THINK I GOT BOUGHT. 36 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:18,500 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 37 00:01:18,533 --> 00:01:20,300 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 38 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,033 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 39 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:26,300 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 40 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:28,233 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 41 00:01:28,267 --> 00:01:30,000 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 42 00:01:30,033 --> 00:01:33,167 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 43 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,300 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 44 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,200 - * HEY, HEY 45 00:01:36,233 --> 00:01:38,167 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 46 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,133 - * HEY, HEY 47 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:42,233 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH 48 00:01:42,267 --> 00:01:43,967 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 49 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 * UH-OH, UH-OH 50 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:46,167 - * OH 51 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,500 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 52 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:49,967 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 53 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,567 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 54 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,900 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 55 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:57,400 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 56 00:01:57,433 --> 00:02:02,700 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 57 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,233 [various indistinct greetings] 58 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:13,033 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 59 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:14,567 DON'T OPEN IT UNTIL TOMORROW. 60 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,567 - THANK YOU. 61 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,367 AND, UH, HERE'S MY PRESENT TO YOU. 62 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,333 [drum roll] 63 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:26,467 - A CANNED HAM. 64 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,533 - YES. - MM-HMM. 65 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:30,733 OR WOULD YOU PREFER A... 66 00:02:30,767 --> 00:02:31,733 UH, OH. 67 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:34,667 - I GOT A CD IN THE BACK. 68 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:35,833 - A SCENTED CANDLE. 69 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,967 - I'LL KEEP THE HAM. 70 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,033 AND I WILL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT YEAR. 71 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:45,467 [chuckles] 72 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,533 - ONWARD, SANTA'S HELPERS. 73 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,067 - HO-HO-HO! 74 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,500 [all cheering indistinctly] 75 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:55,000 all: STOP! 76 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:58,767 - RIGHT THERE UNTIL YOU GET YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT. 77 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,333 - BABY'S FIRST BIRTHDAY FRAME. 78 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:05,300 - NO. 79 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:07,567 IT'S OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS FRAME, 80 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,633 OR IT WILL BE WHEN YOU PUT A PICTURE OF US ON IT. 81 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:11,633 - [chortles] 82 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:14,667 - AND HERE'S MY GIFT TO YOU. 83 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,567 - WOW, TED. 84 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,000 AN iSLAB? 85 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:19,467 - AND IT'S PRELOADED WITH PICS... 86 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,033 OF US. 87 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,567 HUH? 88 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,800 [chortles] 89 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,400 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 90 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:27,733 YOU DON'T HAVE A HIT TV SHOW 91 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:30,900 WITH A FAT THREE-YEAR CONTRACT LIKE ME. 92 00:03:30,933 --> 00:03:32,233 [chuckles] 93 00:03:32,267 --> 00:03:34,467 - YES, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THREE FRIENDS 94 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,467 WHO ARE HOCKEY PLAYERS, 95 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,900 LIKE ME. 96 00:03:37,933 --> 00:03:39,067 - AH! 97 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:40,333 OH, NO, NO, NO. BE CAREFUL. 98 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:41,400 JUNE, CALL THEM OFF. 99 00:03:41,433 --> 00:03:42,833 GUYS, I BRUISE EASY. 100 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:45,633 I BRUISE SO EASY! NO! 101 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:48,133 - AND THIS... 102 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:49,500 IS MY GIFT TO YOU. 103 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,767 - I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE. 104 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:58,100 - JUST KISS ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE. 105 00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:04,567 - [whistles] 106 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:11,500 - OH. - GIVE ME THAT. 107 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:12,667 HEY, GIRLS. 108 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,233 MISTLETOE. 109 00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:16,000 NOW YOU GOT TO KISS ME. 110 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:18,067 all: NO, WE HAVE TO CATCH A FLIGHT. 111 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:20,233 [girl clears throat] 112 00:04:23,267 --> 00:04:24,233 - OH. 113 00:04:24,267 --> 00:04:25,233 - AW, WHAT THE HECK. 114 00:04:25,267 --> 00:04:27,833 all: IT'S CHRISTMAS. 115 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:28,833 - OH. 116 00:04:28,867 --> 00:04:29,900 I LOVE YOU. 117 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:31,467 - MY TURN! 118 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,700 - OH! 119 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:35,667 - SO WHO'S THE LUCK LADY GOING TO BE? 120 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:38,167 HMM. 121 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,400 all: MISTLETOE! 122 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:42,567 - [screams] 123 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,467 [screaming] 124 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:46,667 [all cheering] 125 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:47,800 - OH! 126 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:49,467 [all cheering] 127 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,967 - OH, DON'T LOOK. 128 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,667 WE GOT YOUR PRESENTS, BUT THEY'RE NOT WRAPPED. 129 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:53,967 - WELL, ALL OF THESE ARE, 130 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,500 AND I NEED HELP PACKING. 131 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:57,000 I HAVE TO GET ALL OF THESE PRESENTS 132 00:04:57,033 --> 00:05:00,133 IN THE CARRY-ON BAGS SO WE DON'T GET CHARGED A FORTUNE. 133 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,500 - WHO CARES? 134 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:02,800 TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS, 135 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:05,467 WITH TOYS AND SNOW AND TOYS. 136 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,667 - CHRISTMAS IS NOT ABOUT TOYS. 137 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:12,067 IT'S ABOUT GIVING AND BEING WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE. 138 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:15,500 all: NO, IT'S ABOUT TOYS. 139 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,467 - MISTLETOE. 140 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,633 BAD. 141 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:21,700 [clattering] 142 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:24,500 - OKAY, OUR FLIGHT LEAVES IN FIVE HOURS, 143 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:25,500 SO WHO'S HELPING? 144 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:26,733 OH, ALL OF US. 145 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:29,000 BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO GO GIVE GUSTAVO 146 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:30,633 HIS AMAZING PRESENT. 147 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,733 - OOH, DON'T FORGET ABOUT KELLY. 148 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,633 - RIGHT. 149 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,000 DOES ANYONE KNOW IF SHE LIKES 150 00:05:37,033 --> 00:05:39,500 REGULAR TRACK SHOES? 151 00:05:39,533 --> 00:05:40,900 - OH. 152 00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:45,133 - DOGS, LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK... 153 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:50,333 * BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FIJI FOR THE HOLIDAYS * 154 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:53,067 OKAY, IT'S NOT MY BEST SONG EVER, BUT WHO CARES? 155 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,533 I'M GOING TO FIJI. 156 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:58,500 - WELL, WE JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS. 157 00:05:58,533 --> 00:06:01,567 - WE ORDERED IT SPECIAL. 158 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,633 - OOH-HOO-HOO. 159 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:04,167 [ripping sounds] 160 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,833 PAJAMAS? 161 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,367 REALLY? 162 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,467 - EVERY CHRISTMAS WE WEAR OUR PJs ALL DAY LONG. 163 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,033 - IT'S OUR HOLIDAY TRADITION. 164 00:06:14,067 --> 00:06:16,500 - YEAH, I'M NOT DOING THAT. 165 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:19,500 - AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 166 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:21,967 - OH, IT'S A... 167 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,333 PANINI ALARM CLOCK. 168 00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:26,800 JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED. 169 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,633 - OR... 170 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:31,033 [rummaging sounds] 171 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:36,200 - WE COULD OFFER YOU THIS PIG WATERING CAN. 172 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:38,500 - OOH, OR THIS ROCK STAR NUTCRACKER. 173 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:40,667 [nutcracker clacking] 174 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,167 - I'LL STICK WITH THIS. 175 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,500 all: YES. 176 00:06:44,533 --> 00:06:46,400 - SO WHAT DID YOU GET US? 177 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:48,200 - THAT IS A SURPRISE. 178 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,500 all: OOH. 179 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,033 - KELLY, GET THEM SOMETHING SURPRISING 180 00:06:51,067 --> 00:06:53,467 FOR CHRISTMAS AND SHIP IT TO THEM. 181 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,033 NOW, LET'S START THE HOLIDAYS! 182 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,033 - WHOO! 183 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:59,733 [all cheering] 184 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,467 - GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE. 185 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:05,633 I'VE DECIDED TO RELEASE A BIG TIME RUSH CHRISTMAS EP. 186 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,333 - OH. 187 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:09,500 - SINCE IT WILL BRING YOUR FANS LOTS OF HOLIDAY JOY 188 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:11,500 AND ME LOTS OF HOLIDAY MONEY. 189 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:12,900 cha-ching! 190 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,667 - SO YOU'RE PUTTING SOME EXTENDED MIXES 191 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,300 IN SOME CHRISTMAS PACKAGING? 192 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:20,233 - NO, I'M PUTTING CHRISTMAS SONGS IN CHRISTMAS PACKAGING. 193 00:07:20,267 --> 00:07:23,400 - UH, WE HAVEN'T RECORDED ANY CHRISTMAS SONGS. 194 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:25,033 - WELL, THEN YOU BETTER GET STARTED 195 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:28,500 BECAUSE NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET MY HOLIDAY SONG. 196 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,733 - WHAT? - [grunts] 197 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:34,167 THREE CHRISTMAS SONGS AND MAKE OUR FLIGHTS BY TONIGHT? 198 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,967 IT CAN'T BE DONE! 199 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,300 - SURE, IT CAN. IT'S CALLED A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 200 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,833 - OOH, LIKE ME GETTING KISSED BY THE JENNIFER'S TODAY? 201 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:44,167 - I HEARD THIS OLD LADY LOST HER ARTIFICIAL LEG, RIGHT, 202 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,633 AND THEN FOUND IT THE NEXT MORNING IN HER STOCKING. 203 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,333 - WOW. - SEE? 204 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:51,233 AND I WANT THE SONGS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD TONIGHT. 205 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:52,900 NOW, SINCE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, 206 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:55,000 I'M OFF TO THE OFFICE TO FIRE SOME PEOPLE. 207 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,367 I'LL CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER. 208 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:02,733 - WE SHOULD DO THIS. 209 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:05,800 I THIN IT'D BE NICE TO GIVE OUR FANS A CHRISTMAS GIFT. 210 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:09,167 - I CAN'T WRITE THREE SONGS IN THREE HOURS. 211 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,867 - ACTUALLY, YOU WROTE "YARD SQUIRREL CHRISTMAS" 212 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,467 IN FIVE MINUTES, 213 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:17,500 AND IT'S STILL YOUR BIGGEST-SELLING SINGLE EVER. 214 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:19,500 chipmunk voices: * IT'S A YARD SQUIRREL CHRISTMAS * 215 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,033 * AND ALL WE NEED IS THIS 216 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:24,467 - YARD SQUIRRELS! 217 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,033 IT WAS JUST A STUPID NOVELTY SONG 218 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:29,833 WITH SPED-UP VOICES, AND I HATED IT. 219 00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:32,567 - HEY, I LOVED THAT SONG. 220 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,467 all: EVERYBODY LOVED THAT SONG. 221 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:37,167 - I WRITE THE BEST POP SONGS IN THE WORLD. 222 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,167 AND I WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED 223 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,633 FOR SOME STUPID SQUIRREL SONG. 224 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:45,167 - WELL, THEN, IT'S TIME TO WRITE A NEW CHRISTMAS CLASSIC. 225 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,667 - YOU CAN DO IT, GUSTAVO. 226 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,333 - YOU'RE A GENIUS. 227 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:51,467 - YOU HAVE THE POWER TO GET US HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. 228 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:55,633 - AND GET YOURSELF TO FIJI. 229 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:56,900 - [sighs] 230 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,200 GET ME BLANK MUSIC SHEETS, 231 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,300 13 CANDY CANES, 232 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:03,567 AND A CUP OF COCOA WITH MARSHMALLOWS PILED HIGH. 233 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,633 BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO PULL OFF A BIG TIME CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 234 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,800 [all cheering] 235 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,867 - * OH, CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE * 236 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:15,500 * WON'T YOU HELP ME CLOSE THIS STUPID THING? * 237 00:09:15,533 --> 00:09:16,700 - KATIE, THOSE ARE PRESENTS! 238 00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:19,033 - I CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS. 239 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:21,333 AND I'M JONESING FOR HOLIDAY CHEER. 240 00:09:21,367 --> 00:09:24,867 - HEY, THERE'S PLENTY OF CHEERINESS AROUND HERE. 241 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,533 LOOK AT OUR TREE. 242 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,833 pop! 243 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,333 [bell clattering] 244 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:31,833 WELL, YOU CAN HELP ME PACK THESE PRESENTS, 245 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:35,933 OR YOU CAN CHECK THE LOBBY FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS CHEER. 246 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:43,033 [sighs] 247 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,733 [wind whooshing] 248 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:46,733 [bird cawing] 249 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:49,933 [tumbleweed rustling] 250 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,833 - DUDE, THIS IS THE SADDEST LOBBY EVER. 251 00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:55,067 WHERE'S THE BIG TREE? 252 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,667 WHERE'S THE TINSEL? 253 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,367 WHERE ARE THE BLINKING LIGHTS? 254 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,667 - WHERE'S THE PEOPLE? 255 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,667 GONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 256 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,233 SO I DON'T NEED TO DECORATE. 257 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:07,167 AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU AND THE HOCKEY HEADS TO LEAVE 258 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,167 BECAUSE I LOVE MY PALM WOODS EMPTY. 259 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,500 - SERIOUSLY? 260 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,333 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HANG ONE ORNAMENT? 261 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:15,700 - YOU WANT SOME HOLIDAY CHEER? 262 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,167 FOUND THIS IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 263 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,167 HAVE A PALM WOODS CHRISTMAS. 264 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,133 - I'M EATING THIS. 265 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:29,367 - [mumbling melody] 266 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,367 NO. 267 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:34,033 [mumbling melody] 268 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,300 * AND WONDER 269 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,667 * BOO AND PFFF 270 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:40,567 * EH, HAVE YOUR MERRY WONDERFUL... * 271 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,067 - ANYTHING? 272 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:45,067 - GREAT CHRISTMAS SONGS DON'T JUST HAPPEN. 273 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,833 I NEED TO BE IN A CHRISTMASSY MOOD! 274 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:48,833 - CAN WE HELP YOU? 275 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,567 - HOW? 276 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,900 - WELL, WHENEVER WE WANT TO GET INTO A CHRISTMASSY MOOD... 277 00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:58,700 all: WE JUST GET INTO OUR... 278 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,467 PJs! 279 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,667 - OH-OH! 280 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,633 - HOW DO THEY DO THAT? 281 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:07,567 - THEY'RE COTTONY HOLIDAY JOY. 282 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,467 - YEAH, I'M NOT WEARING PJs. 283 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:14,233 - WELL, UH, WE COULD TRY DECORATING THE PLACE. 284 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,533 - OOH, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 285 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,200 TO DECORATE THE STUDIO FOR CHRISTMAS. 286 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:18,500 all: BINGO. 287 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,967 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 288 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,033 YEAH, LET'S JUST WASTE A COUPLE HOURS DRIVING AROUND TOWN 289 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:24,000 AND BUYING CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS! 290 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,533 - UH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 291 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,533 EVERY COMPANY IN THIS BUILDING 292 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:27,967 IS ALREADY GONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 293 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,467 - YEAH, I'M SURE THEY WOULDN'T MIND 294 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,733 IF WE BORROWED SOME DECORATIONS. 295 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,633 GO, GO, GO. 296 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,633 - * PUT DOWN VIDEO GAMES 297 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,133 * PICK UP SOME CANDY CANES 298 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:42,200 * AND HANG A WREATH ON YOUR DOOR * 299 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,500 - * HEY, GIVE BACK TO THOSE IN NEED * 300 00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:46,467 * BRING PEACE AND HARMONY 301 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:49,233 * 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT CHRISTMAS IS FOR * 302 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:51,167 - * AND THIS CHRISTMAS 303 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,467 * THIS CHRISTMAS 304 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,533 * WE'LL CELEBRATE A WONDERFUL YEAR * 305 00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:58,567 - OH, THIS CHRISTMAS * 306 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,867 * THIS CHRISTMAS 307 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:05,000 * WE'LL DECORATE THE HALLS WITH LOVE AND CHEER * 308 00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:08,500 - * WE CAN MAKE A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS * 309 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:11,967 * WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD SHINE BRIGHT * 310 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,567 * AS LONG AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE WITH US * 311 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,900 * EVERY STAR WILL SHINE TONIGHT * 312 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:21,733 * WE CAN MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL 313 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:22,867 * IT'S CHRISTMAS 314 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,567 * WE CAN MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL 315 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,500 * IT'S CHRISTMAS 316 00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:29,367 * WE CAN MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL 317 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,633 * IT'S CHRISTMAS 318 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:34,567 * AND WE CAN MAKE A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS * 319 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,967 * HAPPY 320 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,667 * HOLIDAY 321 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:41,067 * SPREAD THE LOVE ON CHRISTMAS DAY * 322 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,633 * SINGING HAPPY 323 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,467 * HOLIDAY 324 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,700 * WE CAN MAKE A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS * 325 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,467 - * IS SO BEAUTIFUL - * WE CAN MAKE 326 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,633 * A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS 327 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:56,467 * WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD SHINE BRIGHT * 328 00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:00,167 * AS LONG AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE WITH US * 329 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,700 * EVERY STAR WILL SHINE TONIGHT * 330 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:03,800 - * SHINING TONIGHT 331 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,700 - * TO MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL 332 00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:08,167 - * SAID A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS 333 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,533 - * BEAUTIFUL - * SO BEAUTIFUL 334 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:11,967 * NO, NO 335 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,467 - * BEAUTIFUL 336 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,000 - * THIS CHRISTMAS 337 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:18,000 - * WE CAN MAKE A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS * 338 00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:22,500 - * HEY 339 00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:27,167 - * WE CAN MAKE A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS * 340 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,567 * OH 341 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,100 - * WE CAN MAKE A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS * 342 00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:38,067 - SEE, CHRISTMAS MIRACLES DO HAPPEN. 343 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,533 - [whispering] YES. 344 00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,233 - AND THANKS FOR THE PJs, BOYS. 345 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:43,733 THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO CHRISTMASSY. 346 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:45,367 - CHRISTMASSY ENOUGH TO LET US RELEASE 347 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,300 A SINGLE INSTEAD OF AN EP? 348 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,567 - HO-HO-HO. 349 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,567 NO. 350 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,633 - [grunts] 351 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,200 - AND MAKE THE OTHER TWO CELEBRITY DUETS. 352 00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:54,067 all: CELEBRITY DUETS? 353 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,400 - HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET CELEBRITIES 354 00:13:56,433 --> 00:14:00,633 TO SING WITH BIG TIME RUSH ON CHRISTMAS EVE? 355 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,000 - IT'S EASY. 356 00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:03,967 YOU JUST GET SOME CELEBRITIES AND SING WITH THEM. 357 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,900 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 358 00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,000 I'M OFF TO A SOUP KITCHEN TO REMIND MYSELF 359 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:10,833 HOW LUCKY I AM ON CHRISTMAS. 360 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,533 B'BYE. 361 00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:16,833 - YOU MEAN, BYE-BYE CHRISTMAS AND MINNESOTA. 362 00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:20,500 [dissonant piano riff] 363 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,467 narrator: AS KENDALL FELL BACK, 364 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,400 THE BOYS STOOD LISTLESS, 365 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:29,200 FOR GRIFFIN MAY HAVE CRUSHED THEIR MINNESOTA CHRISTMAS. 366 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:35,467 narrator: SO WITH JUST HOURS TO CATCH THEIR HOLIDAY JETS, 367 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,733 THE GANG PRAYED FOR ANOTHER MIRACLE 368 00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:39,733 AND TWO CELEBRITY DUETS. 369 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:43,067 - OKAY, I JUST PUSHED BACK ALL OF OUR FLIGHTS FOUR HOURS. 370 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,567 - AND HOW ARE WE DOING ON OUR CELEBRITY SEARCH? 371 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,300 - I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH LADY GAGA'S PEOPLE. 372 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,667 - OOH, WHAT DID SHE SAY? 373 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,400 - WHO'S BIG TIME RUSH? 374 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,667 - [grunts] 375 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,367 WHAT ABOUT JORDIN SPARKS? 376 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,300 - OUT OF TOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 377 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,300 JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER CELEBRITY WE COULD SING WITH. 378 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,633 - [grunts] 379 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,800 - HEY, BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 380 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:06,467 ASTRONAUT BUZZ ALDRIN IS VERY INTERESTED. 381 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,067 SECOND MAN TO WALK ON THE MOON. 382 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,500 - OH. [chuckles] 383 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,533 - THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME CELEBRITY WHO'S STILL IN TOWN. 384 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:14,533 - SO JOIN ME, MIRANDA COSGROVE, 385 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,867 FOR MY "HAVE YOURSELF A MIRANDA LITTLE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL," 386 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,067 LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES, 387 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,967 WITH DUETS WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE STARS, 388 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,167 LIKE INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR FABIO, 389 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,567 LIGHTNING THE TV WONDER DOG, 390 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,400 AND... 391 00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:29,733 all: BIG TIME RUSH. 392 00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:31,133 - HOW? 393 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,167 - IT'LL BE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 394 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,200 - DID YOU FIND YOUR HOLIDAY CHEER? 395 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,467 - I FOUND BITTERS. 396 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,900 HE'S A HOLIDAY KILLJOY. 397 00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:43,633 - WELL, HONEY, NOT EVERYBODY LOVES THE HOLIDAY. 398 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,667 - HOW COULD ANYBODY NOT LOVE THE TIME OF JOY, 399 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,633 FAMILY, AND PRESENTS? 400 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:51,700 - WELL, NOT EVERYBODY HAS A JOYFUL FAMILY 401 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,367 TO SPEND TIME WITH AND SHARE PRESENTS. 402 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,833 AND SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY FIND CHRISTMAS 403 00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:59,833 TO BE VERY STRESSFUL. 404 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,500 BUT NOT ME, 405 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:04,467 'CAUSE ALL THE PRESENTS ARE PACKED AND READY TO GO. 406 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:09,833 - OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CLOTHES? 407 00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:12,300 - I DON'T KNOW! 408 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,567 [sobs] 409 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,333 [door closes] 410 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:16,667 KATIE? 411 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,600 - HOW COULD ANYBODY NOT LIKE CHRISTMAS? 412 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,633 [car horn honks] 413 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,800 - SO WHAT'S THE PLAN? 414 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,233 - PLAN IS, 415 00:16:45,267 --> 00:16:48,400 THERE IS NO PLAN IF WE CAN'T GET INTO THE STUDIO. 416 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:49,533 - EASY. 417 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,367 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET PAST SECURITY. 418 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,633 both: PIECE OF CAKE. 419 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,567 - NO ENTRY IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST. 420 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,567 - AH! 421 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,833 crash! 422 00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:59,033 [groaning] 423 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,533 - DON'T PANIC. 424 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:05,300 REMEMBER: THERE'S ONE GUY WHO IS ON EVERYBODY'S LIST. 425 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,233 - HO-HO-HO! 426 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:08,533 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 427 00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,700 [all conversing in squeaky voices] 428 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,467 HO-HO... 429 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,133 OH. 430 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,533 - SERIOUSLY. 431 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,367 YOU THOUGHT I'D BELIEVE YOU WERE SANTA 432 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,500 AND HIS ELVES? 433 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:24,867 - BUT I AM SANTA. 434 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,833 all: [high-pitched] WE'RE HERE TO SEE MIRANDA. 435 00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:29,200 [all giggle] 436 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,667 [all grunting] 437 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,200 - YOU JUST MADE MY NAUGHTY LIST, PAL! 438 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:40,900 - 'SUP? SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR MIRANDA COSGROVE. 439 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:44,633 - ALL PACKAGES MUST BE INSPECTED. 440 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:49,500 - YO, YOU CAN'T OPEN MIRANDA'S PRESENTS, DUDE. 441 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,700 [all screaming] 442 00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,133 I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! 443 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,500 [horn honks] 444 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,167 [wooden clogs clacking] 445 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,467 - 'ALLO. 446 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,000 WE ARE THE VON STREUSEL FAMILY 447 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:08,033 CHRISTMAS CLOG DANCERS, YAH. 448 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,533 all: YAH! 449 00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:12,533 - WE ARE HERE TO DANCE FOR ZHE TV PROGRAM. 450 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:16,400 - WELL, LET'S SEE YOU DANCE. 451 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,833 [clogs clacking] 452 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,400 THE OTHER WAY. 453 00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:26,700 - JUST RUN FOR IT! 454 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:30,000 [all screaming] 455 00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,667 - I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU... 456 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,800 [gagging] 457 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,667 - I THINK HE'S CHOKING. 458 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,667 - OH. 459 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,467 OH. 460 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,200 - DUDE, DUDE. 461 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:45,067 - IT'S ANOTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 462 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,500 [all shouting] 463 00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:49,167 [clogs clacking] 464 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,467 - OKAY, WE MIGHT BE HORRIBLE PEOPLE. 465 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,200 [clogs clacking] 466 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,667 - GET HIM UP! GET HIM UP! 467 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,567 COME ON. 468 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,567 - YOU'RE GOOD. 469 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,667 YOU'RE GOOD. 470 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,867 - OH. 471 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:05,133 THAT WAS GROSS. 472 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,033 - THANKS. 473 00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,567 WHO ARE YOU GUYS? 474 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,233 - WE'RE BIG TIME RUSH, 475 00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:12,233 AND WE JUST WANT TO GET HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 476 00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:15,133 - PLEASE, PLEASE. - BACK TO THE SNOW, THE SNOW. 477 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,567 - WELL... 478 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,367 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 479 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,633 I DROPPED MY CLIPBOARD AND I'M DISTRACTED 480 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,833 AND CAN'T SEE YOU. 481 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,667 [all shouting] 482 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,700 - MIRANDA, HERE WE COME! 483 00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:42,233 - GOOD-BYE. 484 00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,233 HAVE A PALM WOODS HOLIDAY. 485 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,567 - HEY, SO WE'RE LEAVING TONIGHT AND CAN'T TAKE THIS WITH US, 486 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,633 SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D LIKE IT. 487 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,867 - OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL. 488 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,467 A HOLIDAY HAND-ME-DOWN TO GET PINE NEEDLES 489 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,800 ALL OVER MY LOBBY. 490 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,233 NO, THANK YOU. 491 00:19:58,267 --> 00:19:59,500 - LOOK, I JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD USE 492 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,133 SOME HOLIDAY CHEER, YOU KNOW? 493 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,567 BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY? 494 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,200 - IF YOU WANT TO BRIGHTEN UP MY DAY, 495 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,467 THEN GET ON YOUR PLANE AND LEAVE 496 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:12,100 INSTEAD OF GIVING ME A CHRISTMAS WEED. 497 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,500 - WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 498 00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:21,067 I GUESS. 499 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:31,533 - [humming O Tannenbaum] 500 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:39,533 * 501 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:49,000 - KATIE, GUESS HOW WE'RE GONNA GET ALL OUR PRESENTS 502 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:52,400 AND OUR CLOTHES ON THE PLANE WITHOUT BEING A CHARGED A THING? 503 00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:54,567 - WE'RE GONNA WEAR ALL OUR CLOTHES. 504 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,700 - WE'RE GONNA WEAR ALL OUR CLOTHES! 505 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,067 - MOM, WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE EACH OTHER DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 506 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,133 AREN'T WE? 507 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,567 - OF COURSE. 508 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,200 BEING WITH FAMILY FOR THE HOLIDAYS 509 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,633 IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, HONEY. 510 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,333 HONEY, HELP MOMMY. 511 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:13,733 GOING DOWN! 512 00:21:13,767 --> 00:21:14,900 crash! 513 00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:16,567 [bears growling] 514 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,367 - HOMEMADE MITTENS? 515 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,467 BABY BEAR, THIS PRESENT IS JUST RIGHT. 516 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,367 audience: AW. 517 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,533 - NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BEAR-Y CHRISTMAS. 518 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:26,700 [audience laughter] 519 00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:28,067 - COMING UP NEXT, MIRANDA'S DUET 520 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,700 WITH SUPERSTAR FABIO, 521 00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:33,067 WHEN "HAVE YOURSELF A MIRANDA LITTLE CHRISTMAS RETURNS." 522 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,133 [bell rings] 523 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:37,567 - THAT'S COMMERCIAL. 524 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,467 - EH, BEARS ARE FUNNY. 525 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,300 - OKAY, YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES TO CHANGE 526 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,367 AND GET READY FOR YOUR DUET WITH FABIO. 527 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,467 [bell rings] 528 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,800 - ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET DREAMBOAT FABIO 529 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:51,467 TO NOT MAKE HIS PERFORMANCE. 530 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,833 - THE PRODUCER WILL FREAK. 531 00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:55,167 HOW ARE WE GONNA REPLACE FABIO ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE? 532 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,500 - THAT'S WHEN WE SHOW UP LIKE WE'RE CHECKING OUT THE SHOW. 533 00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,900 - "OH, HEY, DO YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO SING A DUET WITH MIRANDA?" 534 00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:01,967 - WE'RE BIG TIME RUSH. 535 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,133 WE'RE A BAND. 536 00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:04,533 - WE RECORD THE SONG, AND BOOM, 537 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:06,333 CHRISTMAS MIRACLE NUMBER TWO. 538 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:10,567 - AND ME AND KELLY HACK INTO THE SOUNDBOARD 539 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,500 AND RECORD THE WHOLE THING. 540 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,000 GOOD LUCK! 541 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,567 [bell rings] 542 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,833 - OKAY, NOW, HOW DO WE KEEP FABIO 543 00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:21,867 FROM STEPPING ON THAT STAGE? 544 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,967 - OH, HELLO, CHRISTMAS BEARS. 545 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,633 OH, BY THE WAY, HILARIOUS SKETCH. 546 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:41,233 UM, CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 547 00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:42,800 YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT NOW. 548 00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:44,667 [bears roaring] 549 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,200 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING LIVE. 550 00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:47,400 - LET ME OUT. 551 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,633 - NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 552 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:49,800 - THIS IS NOT FAIR, YOU GUYS. 553 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:50,800 - [chuckles] 554 00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:51,900 AH! 555 00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:53,200 - HELP! 556 00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:54,667 - MIRANDA, MIRANDA. GO, GO, GO. 557 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,800 HIDE. HIDE. HIDE. 558 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,367 - COME ON. 559 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,667 - LET'S GO. 560 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:02,333 - GET HIM IN. GET HIM IN. 561 00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:05,033 [all gasping and shouting] 562 00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:06,200 [door slams] 563 00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:09,833 - [gasps] 564 00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,567 PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T WHOSE DRESSING ROOM 565 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,767 I THINK IT IS. 566 00:23:15,267 --> 00:23:18,533 - AND WHO MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT WE KIDNAPPED HER GUEST STAR. 567 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,567 - HELP! 568 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,400 [all screaming] 569 00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:24,067 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 570 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,700 - HEY, MIRANDA, HELP. 571 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:29,133 OH, NO. 572 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,967 NOT BIG TIME RUSH AGAIN. 573 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,900 - MIRANDA, DO YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS MIRACLES? 574 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,667 narrator: AS MIRANDA STARED DAGGERS, 575 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,667 THE BOYS BEGAN TO FRET. 576 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:46,367 WOULD THIS BE THEIR WORST BIG TIME CHRISTMAS YET? 577 00:23:49,267 --> 00:23:50,833 narrator: BACK TO OUR BIG TIME CHRISTMAS, 578 00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:52,333 NOW FULL OF SCARES, 579 00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:54,667 FOR MIRANDA HAD JUST CAUGHT LOGAN 580 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,667 AND HIS THREE BEARS. 581 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,667 - YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS. 582 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,933 - OH, NO, DON'T CALL THE POLICE. 583 00:23:59,967 --> 00:24:01,467 WE'RE ALLERGIC TO POLICE. 584 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,967 - YEAH, YEAH. - WE WEREN'T FABIO-KNAPPING. 585 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,367 WE WERE JUST HIDING HIM SO WE COULD SING WITH MIRANDA. 586 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,967 SORRY, FABIO. 587 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,467 - LOOK, IF WE DON'T RECORD THREE CHRISTMAS SONGS BY TODAY, 588 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:12,567 OUR GRINCHY CEO WON'T LET US GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. 589 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,700 - WE'RE BIG TIME RUSH. WE'RE A BAND. 590 00:24:15,733 --> 00:24:17,367 - THEY'RE REALLY CUTE. 591 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,667 - THEY LOCKED FABIO IN A COSTUME BIN. 592 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:24,500 - YEAH, BUT THEY'RE REALLY CUTE. 593 00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:26,233 - MY DAUGHTER DOES LOVE THEIR ALBUM. 594 00:24:26,267 --> 00:24:27,500 - EH? - OH. 595 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:28,567 - AND THEY DID PUT SOME TASTY SNACKS 596 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,500 AND A MOVIE TO WATCH FOR ME. 597 00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:34,967 AND BY THE WAY, I'M A HORRIBLE SINGER. 598 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,667 - HE'S RIGHT. HE'S A HORRIBLE SINGER. 599 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:37,733 - OOH. [clears throat] 600 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:38,967 * AND WE CAN SING 601 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,167 - * SING 602 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,400 - * SING 603 00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:44,233 all: * SING 604 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,533 - SO HOW ARE WE DOING? 605 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,533 - HONESTLY? 606 00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:52,867 IT COULD GO EITHER WAY. 607 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,300 [bell rings] 608 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,533 - OKAY, THE PRODUCER SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT 609 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,467 LOOKING FOR A REPLACEMENT FOR FABIO BY NOW. 610 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,667 - WHICH MEANS EITHER A MIRACLE HAPPENED 611 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,200 AND THE DOGS ARE IN WARDROBE 612 00:25:06,233 --> 00:25:10,567 OR THEY GOT CAUGHT AND WE'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS! 613 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,700 - WELCOME BACK TO "HAVE YOURSELF A MIRANDA LITTLE CHRISTMAS." 614 00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:14,833 [doorbell rings] 615 00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:16,367 - HEY. 616 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,200 I HOPE IT'S THE CHRISTMAS PIZZA I ORDERED. 617 00:25:18,233 --> 00:25:20,733 [audience laughter] 618 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:21,700 - HI, MIRANDA. 619 00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:22,733 both: OH! 620 00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:24,067 - IT'S FABIO'S PIZZA DELIVERY. 621 00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,567 ding! 622 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,667 - I GOT YOU SOME CANDY CANE PEPPERMINT PIZZA. 623 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:28,967 - YUM. 624 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,967 [audience laughter] 625 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,167 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 626 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,467 - OH, I GOT STUCK IN THE SNOW. 627 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,733 - WELL, HOW DID YOU GET OUT? 628 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,233 - WELL, YOU KNOW, SOME GUYS CAME ALONG 629 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,233 AND HELPED ME. 630 00:25:36,267 --> 00:25:37,533 - HEY, WHAT'S UP MIRANDA? 631 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:38,533 - HEY, MIRANDA. - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 632 00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:39,733 - BIG TIME RUSH. 633 00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:41,400 - PRESS RECORD. PRESS RECORD. 634 00:25:41,433 --> 00:25:44,067 - FIJI, HERE I COME. 635 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,567 - DO YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN ME FOR A SONG? 636 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,233 all: YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 637 00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:52,700 - * I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS * 638 00:25:52,733 --> 00:25:56,300 * THERE'S JUST ONE THING I NEED * 639 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:59,500 - * I DON'T CARE ABOUT PRESENTS * 640 00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:02,533 * UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE * 641 00:26:02,567 --> 00:26:05,533 - * I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN * 642 00:26:05,567 --> 00:26:08,633 * MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW * 643 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:12,000 - * MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE 644 00:26:12,033 --> 00:26:15,667 - * ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 645 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,233 * IS YOU 646 00:26:18,267 --> 00:26:19,900 * IT'S YOU 647 00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:23,300 - * I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS * 648 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,733 * THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED * 649 00:26:25,767 --> 00:26:29,467 - * AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS * 650 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,733 * UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE * 651 00:26:32,767 --> 00:26:35,900 - * I DON'T WANT TO HANG MY STOCKING * 652 00:26:35,933 --> 00:26:39,200 * THERE UPON THE FIREPLACE 653 00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:42,400 - * SANTA CLAUS WON'T MAKE ME HAPPY * 654 00:26:42,433 --> 00:26:45,567 * WITH A TOY ON CHRISTMAS DAY 655 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,533 - * I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN * 656 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:51,833 * MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW * 657 00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:55,067 * MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE 658 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,733 * ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 659 00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:01,667 * IS YOU 660 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,633 * YOU, BABY 661 00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:05,533 - * OH-HO 662 00:27:05,567 --> 00:27:07,633 * ALL THE LIGHTS ARE SHINING 663 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,400 - * SO BRIGHTLY EVERYWHERE 664 00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,900 - * SO BRIGHTLY, BABY 665 00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:18,200 - * AND THE SOUND OF CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER FILLS THE AIR * 666 00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:21,367 - * AND EVERYONE IS SINGING 667 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,633 * I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RINGING * 668 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:26,733 - * SANTA WON'T YOU BRING ME THE ONE I REALLY NEED * 669 00:27:26,767 --> 00:27:28,800 * WON'T YOU PLEASE BRING MY BABY TO ME * 670 00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:30,367 * OH 671 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,533 - * NO, I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS * 672 00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:36,733 * THIS IS ALL I'M ASKING FOR 673 00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:39,700 - * I JUST WANT TO SEE MY BABY 674 00:27:39,733 --> 00:27:42,633 * STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR * 675 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:46,367 - * OH, I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN * 676 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,333 * MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW * 677 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:52,400 * MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE 678 00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:59,167 * BABY, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU * 679 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,567 * YOU, BABY 680 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,667 * ALL I WANT 681 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,467 * YOU'RE ALL I NEED 682 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:08,700 * ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BABY, YOU AND ME * 683 00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:16,000 * ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU, BABY * 684 00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:19,167 [cheers and applause] 685 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,500 - YES! 686 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,533 - THANK YOU. 687 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,533 - [grunts] 688 00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:26,300 [cheers and applause] 689 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:27,900 - THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR WATCHING. 690 00:28:27,933 --> 00:28:30,200 THANKS TO VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN, TO FABIO, 691 00:28:30,233 --> 00:28:31,633 AND TO BIG TIME RUSH. 692 00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:34,133 all: HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 693 00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:35,500 - THAT'S A WRAP, FOLKS. 694 00:28:35,533 --> 00:28:36,900 - YEAH. - WHOO! 695 00:28:36,933 --> 00:28:38,833 - YEAH. both: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 696 00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:40,167 - HEY, THANK YOU, GUYS. 697 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,733 THANKS FOR BEING ON. YOU WERE GREAT. 698 00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:43,667 OH, AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR EP AND GETTING BACK TO MINNESOTA. 699 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:45,133 - YOU CAN COME TOO, MIRANDA. 700 00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:46,633 YEAH, IT'LL BE COLD, 701 00:28:46,667 --> 00:28:49,467 BUT YOU AND I CAN HUDDLE TOGETHER TO STAY WARM. 702 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,300 - NO, WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW. 703 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:52,700 - OKAY, BYE. - HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 704 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,000 - BYE! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 705 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:56,333 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 706 00:28:57,433 --> 00:29:00,367 both: WEIRD. 707 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,400 [all cheering] 708 00:29:02,433 --> 00:29:04,967 - WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO HAPPY? 709 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,733 WE STILL NEED TO WRITE A THIRD SONG, 710 00:29:07,767 --> 00:29:10,567 FIND ANOTHER SUPERSTAR TO SING IT WITH, 711 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,700 OH, YEAH, AND DO IT ALL IN TIME TO CATCH OUR FLIGHTS. 712 00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:15,400 - WAIT, EVERYBODY CLOSE YOUR EYES 713 00:29:15,433 --> 00:29:17,967 AND WISH FOR ANOTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 714 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,667 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS; THERE'S NEVER GONNA BE A... 715 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:22,733 OH, WHAT THE HECK. 716 00:29:22,767 --> 00:29:24,300 [all repeating, "Christmas miracle"] 717 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,700 - I HATE TO BREAK TO YOU, DOGS, 718 00:29:25,733 --> 00:29:27,800 BUT I THINK WE'RE FRESH OUT OF CHRISTMAS MIRACLES. 719 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:28,800 [horn honking] 720 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:29,800 AH! 721 00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:32,200 clang! 722 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:37,700 [tires skid] 723 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,700 - PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T JUST HIT A REINDEER. 724 00:29:43,733 --> 00:29:45,533 all: SNOOP DOGG? 725 00:29:45,567 --> 00:29:46,567 OH! 726 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:50,300 IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! 727 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,333 - OKAY. 728 00:29:51,367 --> 00:29:53,467 I THINK I'M MAKING PROGRESS. 729 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,500 [shrill slasher music] 730 00:29:58,533 --> 00:30:02,667 - MOM, IT'S TIME TO GRAB THE HOCKEY DUFFEL... 731 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,900 AND PAY FOR CHECKED BAGS. 732 00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:07,633 - [gasps] THAT IS AIRPORT LOSER TALK. 733 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,567 I RAISED YOU TO BE A WINNER. 734 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,567 [knocking on door] 735 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,233 - COME IN. 736 00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:18,733 - YOU RANG FOR ASSISTANCE? 737 00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:20,233 - YEAH, THE CABLE'S OUT, 738 00:30:20,267 --> 00:30:23,533 AND I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH SOME CHRISTMAS SPECIALS. 739 00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:31,733 - THE CABLE'S OUT BECAUSE SOMEONE UNPLUGGED IT. 740 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:38,200 THERE, IT'S FIXED. 741 00:30:38,233 --> 00:30:39,333 - AWESOME. 742 00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:41,167 IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE MARATHON. 743 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,533 - HELLO, DARLING. - HELLO, DADDY. 744 00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:44,033 - GREAT MOVIE. 745 00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:46,167 - SURE, IF YOU LIKE THOSE TOUCHING 746 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,667 CLASSIC CHRISTMAS STORIES. 747 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,600 - YOU WANT A COOKIE? 748 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,333 - I SUPPOSE I COULD CHOKE ONE DOWN. 749 00:30:54,367 --> 00:30:55,733 - AND I MADE SOME EXTRA HOT CHOCOLATE. 750 00:30:55,767 --> 00:30:57,633 - WELL, IT'S A "MERRY CHRISTMAS" WREATH. 751 00:30:57,667 --> 00:31:01,800 - WELL, HATE TO WASTE A GOOD HOT CHOCOLATE. 752 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:04,700 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY... 753 00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:07,700 MARSHMALLOWS. 754 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,467 - GET THIS STAR UP. 755 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,667 - [gasps] 756 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,367 [mugs clank] 757 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,767 - HMM. 758 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:22,267 [flames crackling] 759 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,500 - MM, MM, MM. 760 00:31:27,533 --> 00:31:29,167 NOW, THAT'S SOME GOOD COCOA. 761 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,700 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA RECORD A SONG 762 00:31:30,733 --> 00:31:31,867 WITH SNOOP DOGG! 763 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,467 [all make warbling sound] 764 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,167 - HEY, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO 765 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,200 AFTER RUNNING GUSTAVO ROCQUE OVER WITH A LIMO. 766 00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:39,700 [dissonant piano music] 767 00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:42,867 - NOW I JUST HAVE TO WRITE THIS SONG. 768 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:43,867 - DON'T WORRY. 769 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:44,867 YOU WON'T BE HERE LONG. 770 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:46,167 HE WRITES SONGS REALLY FAST. 771 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,800 - YEAH. 772 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,067 - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 773 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,333 I DON'T GOT IT. 774 00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:56,900 I'M NEVER GOING TO FIJI. 775 00:31:56,933 --> 00:31:58,633 - YOU KNOW WHAT, SNOOP? 776 00:31:58,667 --> 00:31:59,967 THIS IS ALL PART OF HIS PROCESS. 777 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,967 HE GETS IT, THEN HE DOESN'T GET IT. 778 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,067 THEN HE CRIES. 779 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,867 HEY, WHO'S THE PRESENT FOR? 780 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:07,333 - GRANDMA. 781 00:32:07,367 --> 00:32:09,400 - OH, COOL, IS IT DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED DENTURES? 782 00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:10,800 - IS IT A PLATINUM AND EMERALD BRACELET 783 00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,033 THAT SAYS "NUMBER ONE GRAMMY?" 784 00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:13,367 - IS IT A HELICOPTER? 785 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,633 - BOYS, IT'S EVEN BETTER. 786 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,567 [all gasp] 787 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:22,033 IT'S A HOMEMADE SCENTED CANDLE HOLDER. 788 00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:23,700 AND I MADE IT MYSELF. 789 00:32:25,267 --> 00:32:27,700 - WHERE ARE THE EMERALDS? 790 00:32:27,733 --> 00:32:30,567 - MAN, CHRISTMAS AIN'T ABOUT EXPENSIVE GIFTS. 791 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,200 IT'S ABOUT GIVING FROM THE HEART. 792 00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:33,500 - NICE. - NICE. 793 00:32:33,533 --> 00:32:35,233 - THAT'S VERY CHRISTMAS MESSAGEY. 794 00:32:35,267 --> 00:32:40,133 - NOW IF ONLY WE COULD MAKE A SONG OUT OF THAT! 795 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,700 - MAYBE WE CAN. 796 00:32:41,733 --> 00:32:44,567 LOGAN, FRESH HOLIDAY BEAT, PLEASE. 797 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,367 - OKAY. 798 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,000 [beat-boxing] 799 00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:50,167 all: WHOO! 800 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,633 - I CAN WORK WITH THAT. 801 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,200 - * ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS * 802 00:32:53,233 --> 00:32:54,467 * SNOOP GAVE TO ME 803 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,667 - * A SONG FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS EP * 804 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,833 - OH! - YEAH! 805 00:32:58,867 --> 00:33:00,400 WHOO! 806 00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:01,467 all: * ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS * 807 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:02,533 * SNOOP GAVE TO ME 808 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:06,633 - * TWO FRACTURED FEMURS 809 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:09,633 - * AND A SONG FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS EP * 810 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:10,700 [laughter] 811 00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:12,233 - YO, KEEP IT GOING, MAN. THAT COULD WORK. 812 00:33:12,267 --> 00:33:13,400 - GUYS, TAKE IT TO THE STUDIO. 813 00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:14,400 - RIGHT. - LET'S GO. 814 00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:15,467 - WHOO! 815 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,000 - GO, GO! 816 00:33:17,033 --> 00:33:18,700 all: * ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS * 817 00:33:18,733 --> 00:33:21,067 * SNOOP GAVE TO ME 818 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,633 - * 12 RINGSIDE TICKETS 819 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,867 - * LOAD OF BOOKS ON PHYSICS * 820 00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,367 - * TEN JUICY CORNDOGS 821 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,867 - * NINE LUCKY COMBS 822 00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:30,833 - * EIGHT MOOLIE BEANIES 823 00:33:30,867 --> 00:33:32,667 - * SEVEN SWEATER VESTS 824 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,467 WHOO! 825 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,667 - * SIX HOCKEY HELMETS 826 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,300 - * FIVE MUNICIPAL BONDS 827 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:41,867 WITH A COMPOUND INTEREST RATE OF 3% * 828 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:44,800 * ACCRUING MONTHLY 829 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:47,367 WHAT? YOU GOT TO MAKE YOUR MONEY WORK FOR YOU. 830 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,067 all: OH. 831 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,633 * FOUR COMFY PJs 832 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,233 - * THREE CANNED HAMS 833 00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:54,567 * TWO BROKEN FEMURS 834 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,467 all: * AND A SONG FOR THE CHRISTMAS EP * 835 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:05,233 * AND A SONG FOR THE CHRISTMAS EP * 836 00:34:05,267 --> 00:34:06,667 - GUYS, THAT WAS AWESOME. 837 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:10,700 - AND THAT MAKES THREE BTR CHRISTMAS SONGS. 838 00:34:10,733 --> 00:34:13,900 FIJI, HERE WE COME. 839 00:34:13,933 --> 00:34:15,833 - EXCEPT JUSTIN BIEBER JUST RELEASED 840 00:34:15,867 --> 00:34:18,467 "50 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH 50 CENT." 841 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,067 IT'S OVER EIGHT HOURS LONG, 842 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,000 AND IT'S A MASTERPIECE. 843 00:34:23,033 --> 00:34:24,500 - HEY, MAN, SORRY ABOUT BIEBER, 844 00:34:24,533 --> 00:34:26,067 BUT I GOT TO GET TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 845 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:28,000 THERE'S TWO THINGS GRANDMA DON'T TOLERATE. 846 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:29,633 THAT'S ELBOWS ON THE TABLE 847 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:30,667 AND TARDINESS. 848 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,133 - DON'T WORRY, SNOOP. 849 00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:33,867 I'M SURE GUSTAVO WILL GET THIS FIGURED OUT. 850 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,533 - YOU'LL BE OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH 851 00:34:35,567 --> 00:34:38,333 THE WOODS TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE IN COUPLE HOURS. 852 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:41,033 - YEAH, BUT I GOT TO BE TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE IN 15 MINUTES. 853 00:34:41,067 --> 00:34:42,067 all: WHAT? 854 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,233 - WHAT? - WHAT? 855 00:34:43,267 --> 00:34:44,633 - WHAT? 856 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:46,500 YEAH, I GOT TO BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES. 857 00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:47,867 - AH! 858 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:50,500 FIJI! 859 00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:54,500 narrator: AND GUSTAVO COLLAPSED FULL OF HOLIDAY BLUES, 860 00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:56,967 'CAUSE ON THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, 861 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,400 SNOOP GAVE THEM ALL TERRIBLE NEWS. 862 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,900 narrator: WITH SNOOP LEAVING FOR GRANDMA'S, 863 00:35:04,933 --> 00:35:06,500 THE GANG DIDN'T HAVE LONG, 864 00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:10,467 JUST 15 MINUTES TO WRITE THEIR LAST HOLIDAY SONG. 865 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,967 - AH! 866 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 [crashing] 867 00:35:13,033 --> 00:35:14,200 AH! 868 00:35:14,233 --> 00:35:18,033 [screaming and clattering] 869 00:35:21,867 --> 00:35:24,333 - SO THIS IS HOW HE WRITES HIS JOYOUS HOLIDAY SONGS? 870 00:35:24,367 --> 00:35:25,400 all: YEP. 871 00:35:25,433 --> 00:35:26,367 - [screaming] 872 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,367 [cymbal crashes] 873 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,633 AH! 874 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:30,467 - AND THIS IS HOW WE MAKE IT 875 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,367 HILARIOUS. 876 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,467 - [high-pitched grunting] 877 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,567 YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS EP? 878 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,900 YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS EP? 879 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:36,900 AH! 880 00:35:36,933 --> 00:35:38,000 AH! 881 00:35:38,033 --> 00:35:39,000 [laughter] 882 00:35:39,033 --> 00:35:41,067 - BIG TIME! BIG TIME! 883 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,633 [laughter] 884 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:43,633 clang! 885 00:35:43,667 --> 00:35:44,800 AH! 886 00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:45,867 [cymbal crashes] 887 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,633 [screaming] 888 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,000 - NO PITCH FADER. 889 00:35:49,033 --> 00:35:50,800 LET'S REMIND OUR CELEBRITY GUEST 890 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,833 THAT GUSTAVO WORKS VERY WELL UNDER PRESSURE. 891 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:56,200 [chainsaw buzzing] 892 00:35:56,233 --> 00:35:58,633 OH, HE'S BRANDISHING THE CHRISTMAS CHAINSAW. 893 00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:00,133 HE'S ALMOST DONE. 894 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:01,667 [chainsaw buzzing] 895 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:02,467 [crashing sounds] 896 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,033 - AH! 897 00:36:04,067 --> 00:36:06,033 CHRISTMAS! 898 00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:07,467 - LOOK, DADDY. 899 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,500 TEACHER SAYS EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS, 900 00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:13,200 AN ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS. 901 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:15,500 - THAT'S RIGHT. 902 00:36:15,533 --> 00:36:18,133 THAT'S RIGHT. 903 00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:20,567 - THAT ENDING GETS ME EVERY TIME. 904 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,700 - [sniffing] 905 00:36:21,733 --> 00:36:23,333 - THERE'S TWO. 906 00:36:23,367 --> 00:36:25,167 - YEAH, WELL, TOO MUCH CINNAMON IN THE COOKIES. 907 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,367 - SO YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE MOVIE? 908 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,567 - [sniffs] 909 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,133 WELL, IT DOES MAKE ONE WONDER 910 00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:32,500 WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE HERE AT THE PALM WOODS 911 00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:35,000 IF I'D NEVER BEEN BORN. 912 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:40,633 [hazy dream music] 913 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:43,533 [bumping dancing music] 914 00:36:43,567 --> 00:36:46,067 - STOP THE MUSIC. 915 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,733 HEY, YOU KIDS KNOW THE RULES. 916 00:36:47,767 --> 00:36:49,900 NO HAVING DANCE PARTIES IN THE LOBBY... 917 00:36:49,933 --> 00:36:51,300 all: AW. 918 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,633 - WITHOUT CONFETTI AND BALLOONS! 919 00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:54,633 pop! 920 00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:56,067 [cheering] 921 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,567 - THANKS, COOL AND HUNKY MANAGER. 922 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,633 [cheering] 923 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:02,500 [all chanting, "Go, Katie, go"] 924 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,633 - GO, KATIE, GO. 925 00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:07,467 GO, KATIE, GO. 926 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,633 - YOU WERE IMAGINING 927 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,500 A COOL, HUNKY PALM WOODS MANAGER 928 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:13,033 THROWING DANCE PARTIES, WEREN'T YOU? 929 00:37:13,067 --> 00:37:16,067 - NO. 930 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,133 - YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW HOW PEOPLE FEEL 931 00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:19,633 ABOUT ME AROUND HERE? 932 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,067 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 933 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,567 I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME. 934 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,467 AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU LEAVE TONIGHT 935 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,467 SO THAT I CAN HAVE MY PALM WOODS CHRISTMAS ALONE 936 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,867 LIKE I LIKE IT. 937 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,700 - MOM, I DON'T THINK HE LIKES IT. 938 00:37:35,733 --> 00:37:39,033 - YES, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 939 00:37:39,067 --> 00:37:42,367 ALL MY PACKING IS DONE. 940 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,800 CLOTHES AND PRESENTS ALL PACKED. 941 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:47,833 SIX CARRY-ONS, SIX PERSONAL ITEMS, 942 00:37:47,867 --> 00:37:48,867 AND NO EXTRA CHARGE. 943 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,567 HOO-HOO. 944 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,733 [sighs] 945 00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:52,900 - THEY'RE SHAKING. 946 00:37:52,933 --> 00:37:54,667 - NO, THEY'RE SETTLING. 947 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:55,733 [rumbling] 948 00:37:55,767 --> 00:37:57,167 - NOW THEY'RE RUMBLING. 949 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,800 - YEAH, THEY'RE RUMBLING. 950 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,367 [stretching sounds] 951 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,567 TAKE COVER! 952 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,500 boom! 953 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,167 - [gasps] 954 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,833 AWESOME. 955 00:38:09,867 --> 00:38:11,833 YOU GOT ME THE NEW SNOOP DOGG JAMPHONIC HEADPHONES I WANTED. 956 00:38:11,867 --> 00:38:13,167 - YEAH. 957 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,833 TRY TO ACT SURPRISED TOMORROW MORNING. 958 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,967 [gulls crying] 959 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,700 - AH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINISHED THE SONG 960 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:26,333 AND I'M FINALLY RELAXING IN FIJI. 961 00:38:26,367 --> 00:38:27,667 OH, GARCON. 962 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,133 [laughs] 963 00:38:29,167 --> 00:38:31,867 JUST SOMETHING-- SOMETHING DELICIOUS, PLEASE. 964 00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:34,167 - YEP, HE'S LOST IT. 965 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,667 AND I GOT TO GO. 966 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:36,867 all: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 967 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,700 - WAIT, SNOOP, WE STILL HAVE FIVE MINUTES. 968 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,467 - YEAH, JUST TELL YOUR GRANDMA 969 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,900 THAT YOU HIT A PRODUCER WITH YOUR LIMO 970 00:38:41,933 --> 00:38:43,467 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE. 971 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:46,000 - BUT I CAN'T TELL MY GRANDMA I HIT SOMEBODY. 972 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,300 SHE'D KILL ME. 973 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,967 AND IT WAS HER LIMO. 974 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,567 - WE JUST NEED ONE MORE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 975 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,133 PLEASE. 976 00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,867 - WE'VE NEVER MISSED A MINNESOTA CHRISTMAS. 977 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,567 IT'S GOT REAL SNOW. 978 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,900 - FORGET IT. 979 00:38:56,933 --> 00:38:58,500 - NO ONE CAN WRITE A SONG IN FIVE MINUTES. 980 00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:00,500 - WELL, GUSTAVO DID ONCE, 981 00:39:00,533 --> 00:39:02,833 AND IT WAS HIS BIGGEST HIT EVER. 982 00:39:02,867 --> 00:39:05,533 all: "YARD SQUIRREL CHRISTMAS." 983 00:39:05,567 --> 00:39:07,367 - DON'T MENTION THAT SONG. 984 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,133 - THAT WAS YOU? 985 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:11,200 MAN, THAT SONG CRACKED ME UP. 986 00:39:11,233 --> 00:39:14,567 I'VE BEEN DYING TO MAKE ONE OF THEM SILLY CHRISTMAS SONGS. 987 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,800 - WELL, YOU CAN FORGET IT 988 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,833 BECAUSE I AM DONE WITH SILLY CHRISTMAS SONGS! 989 00:39:20,533 --> 00:39:22,567 WAH! [glass shattering] 990 00:39:24,867 --> 00:39:27,000 - OH! 991 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:28,567 - [high-pitched] COME ON, GUSTAVO. 992 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,533 IT'S CHRISTMAS! 993 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:31,000 - AH! AH! 994 00:39:31,033 --> 00:39:32,533 - WE ALL WANT TO GO AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 995 00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:34,300 - AH! - OH, COME ON, GUSTAVO. 996 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,667 YOU CAN WEAR YOUR PJs. 997 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:38,000 - YOU CAN DO IT, GUSTAVO. 998 00:39:38,033 --> 00:39:39,633 DO IT FOR FIJI-WIJI. 999 00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:41,033 - WHA? AH! 1000 00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:43,167 - AND I GOT TO GET TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 1001 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,167 - WAH! 1002 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,167 [all talking at once] 1003 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,733 - [grunting] 1004 00:39:48,767 --> 00:39:50,667 AH! 1005 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:51,800 [all talking at once] 1006 00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:52,967 [cymbal crashes] 1007 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,700 YARD SQUIRRELS! 1008 00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:00,833 GET IN THE BOOTH. I'VE GOT THE SONG. 1009 00:40:00,867 --> 00:40:02,833 all: YES! 1010 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:03,900 - SNOOP DOGG. 1011 00:40:03,933 --> 00:40:05,067 - CHECK. 1012 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,667 - BIG TIME RUSH IN THEIR PJs. 1013 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:08,667 all: CHECK. 1014 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,900 - STROKE OF CHRISTMAS GENIUS. 1015 00:40:10,933 --> 00:40:11,967 - DOUBLE CHECK. 1016 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,467 OKAY, HERE'S HOW I SEE IT. 1017 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,633 THE MUSIC STARTS PLAYING. 1018 00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:18,900 [sleigh bells jingling] 1019 00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:20,500 IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING, 1020 00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:24,967 AND SNOOP IS IN A BIG TIME RUSH TO GET TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 1021 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,967 - SNOWFLAKES ARE FALLING LIKE CRAZY THERE. 1022 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,033 - WHOA. - WHAT? 1023 00:40:30,067 --> 00:40:32,833 [laughter] 1024 00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:39,567 YEAH. 1025 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,500 LET'S GET DRESSED. 1026 00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:42,633 IT'S TIME TO GO TO GRANDMA'S. 1027 00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:43,700 - AW, COME ON, SNOOP. 1028 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,033 - DON'T MAKE US WEAR THAT. 1029 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,733 both: IT'S NOT OUR STYLE, MAN. 1030 00:40:46,767 --> 00:40:48,567 - WELL, WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT TO WEAR? 1031 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,133 - * WHEN IT COMES TO FASHION ON CHRISTMAS DAY * 1032 00:40:52,167 --> 00:40:54,500 * THERE'S ONE THING THAT EVERYONE KNOWS * 1033 00:40:54,533 --> 00:40:57,700 * YOU'VE GOT TO BE PROPERLY DRESSED TO PLAY * 1034 00:40:57,733 --> 00:41:03,533 * SO YOU CAN'T WEAR FANCY CLOTHES * 1035 00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:07,567 * LET'S STAY IN OUR PJs ALL CHRISTMAS LONG * 1036 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,467 * STAY IN OUR PJs 1037 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,667 THEY'RE FUZZY AND WUZZY AND WARM * 1038 00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,467 - * THEY'RE STRETCHY FOR PLAYING MY NEW DRUM SET * 1039 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,667 - * AND AERODYNAMIC IN MY NEW JET * 1040 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:18,400 both: * AND SHIRTS AND TIES MIGHT MAKE US DIE * 1041 00:41:18,433 --> 00:41:20,033 - ALL RIGHT, FORGET THE JACKETS. 1042 00:41:20,067 --> 00:41:22,400 - * LET'S STAY IN OUR PJs 1043 00:41:22,433 --> 00:41:24,200 * AND PLAY WITH OUR TOYS 1044 00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:26,200 * STAY IN OUR PJs 1045 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,900 FOR COTTONY HOLIDAY JOY * 1046 00:41:27,933 --> 00:41:30,033 - * THEY KEEP YOU QUICK FOR A SUCTION DART WAR * 1047 00:41:30,067 --> 00:41:32,467 - * THEY LET YOU JUMP FAST, THEY EVEN THE SCORE * 1048 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,900 both: * AND TIGHT DRESS SHOES MIGHT MAKE YOU DIE * 1049 00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:37,233 - THEN HOW ABOUT THESE NICE SWEATERS? 1050 00:41:37,267 --> 00:41:39,133 all: WE'RE NOT WEARING THAT. 1051 00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:40,167 * IT'S MESSED UP TO DRESS UP 1052 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,867 * IN PJs WE REST UP 1053 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,833 * FOR GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS, IT'S LIKE WEARING YOUR TOYS * 1054 00:41:43,867 --> 00:41:45,667 * WITH POCKETS FOR ROCKETS AND SPACE FOR SHIPS * 1055 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,367 * AND GAME CONTROLLERS WITH MICRO CHIPS * 1056 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,867 * SO COME ON ALONG ON A HOLIDAY SONG * 1057 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,167 * AND WE'LL STAY IN OUR PJs * 1058 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:55,633 * ALL CHRISTMAS LONG 1059 00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:58,400 - * I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THEM OR DISAPPOINT THEM * 1060 00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,633 * IF SNOOP CAN'T BEAT 'EM 1061 00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:02,033 * I MIGHT AS WELL JOIN 'EM 1062 00:42:02,067 --> 00:42:03,633 - LOOKING GOOD, SNOOP. 1063 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:04,667 - ISN'T THAT BETTER? 1064 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:05,967 - CHECK YOU OUT, SNOOP. 1065 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,533 - I CAN DIG IT, BOYS, 1066 00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:09,900 BUT GRANDMA'S NOT GONNA LIKE IT. 1067 00:42:12,933 --> 00:42:14,300 - OH! - NICE. 1068 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:15,633 - NICE, MAN. 1069 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,833 - WELL, GRANDMA MAY NOT LIKE IT, 1070 00:42:17,867 --> 00:42:19,800 BUT I LOVE IT. 1071 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:21,400 [laughter and cheering] 1072 00:42:21,433 --> 00:42:22,400 - WHOO! 1073 00:42:22,433 --> 00:42:23,467 - UPLOAD THIS IMMEDIATELY 1074 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,633 SO KIDS CAN ENJOY A BIG TIME CHRISTMAS 1075 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:26,867 ALL OVER THE WORLD. 1076 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:29,533 AND I CAN ENJOY BIG TIME PROFITS. 1077 00:42:29,567 --> 00:42:31,467 cha-ching! 1078 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,800 - I HAD FUN, BOYS, 1079 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:35,633 BUT I GOT TO GET TO MY GRAND MAMA'S HOUSE. 1080 00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:37,333 all: AND WE GOT TO GET TO MINNESOTA. 1081 00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:38,633 - WELL, YOU CAN ALL MAKE YOUR FLIGHTS 1082 00:42:38,667 --> 00:42:40,200 IF YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW. 1083 00:42:40,233 --> 00:42:42,533 - HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 1084 00:42:42,567 --> 00:42:43,533 - RUN! - RUN! 1085 00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:44,533 - RUN! - RUN! 1086 00:42:44,567 --> 00:42:46,167 - RUN! all: RUN! 1087 00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,533 - AND FINALLY NOBODY IS GETTING IN OR OUT 1088 00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:52,633 OF MINNESOTA OR MOST OF THE MIDWEST TONIGHT. 1089 00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:56,167 A SNOWSTORM HAS COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN ALL THE AIRPORTS. 1090 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,300 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1091 00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:59,900 - AH! 1092 00:42:59,933 --> 00:43:01,567 - SORRY, GUYS. 1093 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,500 - I GUESS WE RAN OUT OF CHRISTMAS MIRACLES. 1094 00:43:04,533 --> 00:43:07,800 - AND AFTER EVERYTHING WE WENT THROUGH. 1095 00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:10,867 - HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE HAPPEN OURSELVES? 1096 00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:13,633 SPREAD SOME, YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS JOY? 1097 00:43:13,667 --> 00:43:15,833 - WE'RE LISTENING. 1098 00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:23,633 - ANOTHER CHRISTMAS MORNING. 1099 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:28,800 JUST LIKE ANY OTHER MORNING. 1100 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:32,667 all: MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. BITTERS. 1101 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,400 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? 1102 00:43:34,433 --> 00:43:35,533 - CHRISTMAS MORNING. 1103 00:43:35,567 --> 00:43:38,667 WITH FRIENDS. 1104 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:41,200 - I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1105 00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:44,167 - SAY, "MERRY CHRISTMAS." 1106 00:43:46,733 --> 00:43:48,533 - MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1107 00:43:48,567 --> 00:43:49,500 all: YES! 1108 00:43:49,533 --> 00:43:50,833 - [laughs] 1109 00:43:50,867 --> 00:43:52,467 - AND WE GOT PRESENTS FOR YOU, BIG GUY. 1110 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,200 - OH! 1111 00:43:54,233 --> 00:43:56,833 - OH, A ROCK STAR NUTCRACKER? 1112 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,533 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE. 1113 00:43:58,567 --> 00:44:00,333 [nutcracker clacking] 1114 00:44:00,367 --> 00:44:03,400 - AND... 1115 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:04,867 - CANNED HAM? 1116 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:05,867 HOW'D YOU KNOW? 1117 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,500 - EVERYBODY LOVES HAM. 1118 00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:08,567 - MM-HMM. 1119 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,567 - OOH. 1120 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,467 - [gasps] 1121 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,900 WOW. 1122 00:44:12,933 --> 00:44:14,667 WHAT IS IT? 1123 00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:16,133 all: IT'S HOMEMADE. 1124 00:44:16,167 --> 00:44:17,667 - IT'S HOMEMADE. 1125 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:18,967 [all laughing] 1126 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,467 - I TOLD YOU HE WOULD LIKE IT. 1127 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,467 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. BITTERS. 1128 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:29,533 - SNOOP DOGG JAMPHONIC HEADPHONES? 1129 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:32,567 THANK YOU, KATIE. 1130 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,500 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1131 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,033 OH. 1132 00:44:44,367 --> 00:44:48,067 - THIS MIGHT BE THE NICEST CHRISTMAS WE'VE EVER HAD. 1133 00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:49,467 - I AGREE. 1134 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,367 - BUT SANTA'S GONNA MISS US THIS YEAR 1135 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,367 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT IN MINNESOTA. 1136 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,200 - HO-HO-HO! 1137 00:44:57,233 --> 00:44:58,233 - CLOSE ENOUGH. 1138 00:44:58,267 --> 00:44:59,667 - I MISSED MY FLIGHT TO FIJI, 1139 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:01,867 SO I FIGURED I'D SPEND THE HOLIDAYS 1140 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,500 WITH MY DOGS. 1141 00:45:04,533 --> 00:45:05,667 [laughter] 1142 00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:07,000 IN MY PJs. 1143 00:45:07,033 --> 00:45:08,300 all: OH! 1144 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:09,667 - YEAH. 1145 00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:13,167 - AND WE BROUGHT A LITTLE HOLIDAY FEAST. 1146 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,167 [all gasp] 1147 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,467 - TURKEY! - OH, OH, OH! 1148 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,467 - OH, THAT LOOKS SO GOOD. 1149 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:18,967 - WITH THE CANES? 1150 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,567 [indistinct conversation] 1151 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,133 - STUFFING. 1152 00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:27,033 [laughter and conversation] 1153 00:45:27,067 --> 00:45:29,633 narrator: SO WITH FAMILY BESIDE YOU 1154 00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:31,333 AND FRIENDS TOGETHER, 1155 00:45:31,367 --> 00:45:35,700 THAT'S THE RECIPE FOR THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER. 1156 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,667 AND GIVE YOUR GIFTS MANY, 1157 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,567 KEEP YOUR HEART FULL OF LIGHT, 1158 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,900 AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, 1159 00:45:41,933 --> 00:45:45,500 AND TO ALL A BIG TIME NIGHT. 1160 00:45:45,533 --> 00:45:47,467 - * FA LA LA LA LA LA 1161 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:50,000 * FA LA LA LA LA LA LA 1162 00:45:54,567 --> 00:45:55,533 - * GET IN GEAR 1163 00:45:55,567 --> 00:45:56,500 * GO FOR BROKE 1164 00:45:56,533 --> 00:45:57,500 * MAKE IT CLEAR 1165 00:45:57,533 --> 00:46:01,467 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 1166 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,667 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 1167 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,400 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 1168 00:46:05,433 --> 00:46:08,633 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 1169 00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:09,533 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 1170 00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:11,567 - * HEY, HEY 1171 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,633 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 1172 00:46:13,667 --> 00:46:15,533 - * HEY, HEY 1173 00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:17,633 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH 1174 00:46:17,667 --> 00:46:19,667 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 1175 00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:21,533 * UH-OH, UH-OH 1176 00:46:21,567 --> 00:46:23,033 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 1177 00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:25,567 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 1178 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,633 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 1179 00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:32,867 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 1180 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:35,333 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME * 1181 00:46:35,367 --> 00:46:38,167 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com