1 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,700 - WELL, LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE HOPPING AT THE PALMWOODS. 2 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:15,800 CARLOS IS HITTING THE VENDING MACHINES 3 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:19,067 FOR HIS FAVORITE SNACK. 4 00:00:19,133 --> 00:00:21,200 HEY, JAMES AND LOGAN ARE CHECKING OUT 5 00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:22,933 THOSE $500 CUSTOM SNEAKERS 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,167 EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT. 7 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,967 AND KENDALL COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED 8 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:30,867 ABOUT HITTING THE ZOO WITH HIS SWEETHEART JO. 9 00:00:30,933 --> 00:00:32,033 - DO YOU MIND? 10 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,333 - DO YOU MIND? 11 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,567 I'M TRYING TO BREAK INTO THE VOICEOVER BUSINESS. 12 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:37,900 I AM PERFECTING MY CRAFT. 13 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:40,100 [elevator dings] 14 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:42,867 OH, HERE COMES LITTLE KATIE WITH THE MAIL. 15 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:45,567 UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE BAD NEWS. 16 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:49,467 - "JO CONFESSES 17 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:51,467 'JETT'S MY MAN'"? 18 00:00:51,533 --> 00:00:55,267 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 19 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,667 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 20 00:00:57,733 --> 00:00:59,433 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 21 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:03,733 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 22 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,567 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 23 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,500 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 24 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,567 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 25 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:11,567 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 26 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:13,333 - * HEY, HEY * 27 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,500 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 28 00:01:15,567 --> 00:01:17,233 - * HEY, HEY * 29 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,400 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 30 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:21,067 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 31 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,367 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 32 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:23,367 - * OH * 33 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:24,767 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 34 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:27,300 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 35 00:01:27,367 --> 00:01:28,667 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 36 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:31,333 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 37 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,967 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 38 00:01:35,067 --> 00:01:40,067 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 39 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:45,400 - IT SAYS THINGS GOT HOT AT THE VERY FIRST EPISODE... 40 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:48,100 - AND THAT THEIR ON-SCREEN CHEMISTRY QUICKLY TURNED 41 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,467 TO OFF-SCREEN ROMANCE. 42 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:51,667 - I CAN EXPLAIN. 43 00:01:51,733 --> 00:01:53,867 - OKAY, EXPLAIN. 44 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:57,067 - GUYS, I CAN HANDLE THIS. 45 00:01:57,067 --> 00:01:59,333 OKAY, EXPLAIN. 46 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,500 - I CAN'T. 47 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:02,067 THEY TOLD ME THAT PHOTO 48 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:03,467 WAS GONNA BE ON A BILLBOARD. 49 00:02:03,533 --> 00:02:05,433 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BILLBOARD? 50 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,800 - GUYS. 51 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:09,733 - I'M GOING TO SEE THE NETWORK PUBLICIST RIGHT NOW 52 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,700 TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 53 00:02:11,767 --> 00:02:12,933 - YEAH, WELL, KENDALL'S GOING WITH YOU. 54 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:15,767 - GUYS, I GOT THIS. 55 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:18,800 KENDALL'S GOING WITH YOU. 56 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:21,733 [electronic beeping] 57 00:02:24,633 --> 00:02:25,633 - HELLO? 58 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:28,067 WHERE ARE MY FRUIT SMACKERS? 59 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:30,067 - UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY DIDN'T LOOK 60 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,333 AT THE NEW VENDING MACHINE PRICES. 61 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,067 - $4? 62 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:35,633 - HEY, VOICEOVER LESSONS ARE EXPENSIVE. 63 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:37,100 YEAH, BUT THE NEAREST CONVENIENCE STORE 64 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:39,067 IS LIKE TWO MILES AWAY. 65 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:41,500 - WHICH IS WHY YOU'LL PAY THE $4. 66 00:02:41,567 --> 00:02:43,833 [laughs evilly] 67 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,200 - NO, NO, NO! 68 00:02:45,267 --> 00:02:47,200 - WHAT'S HE EVILLY LAUGHING ABOUT NOW? 69 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,533 - HE UPPED THE VENDING PRICES. 70 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,533 NOW I CAN'T AFFORD MY FRUIT SMACKERS. 71 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,933 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 72 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:01,933 OH, THANKS, KATIE. 73 00:03:02,067 --> 00:03:02,900 - DON'T MENTION IT. 74 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:05,167 - [gasping] 75 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,500 - OKAY, NOW BEFORE WE BUY 76 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:09,500 THESE LIMITED EDITION BUSTER CLYDES TOGETHER, 77 00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:11,467 YOU AGREE THESE ARE NOT FOR WEARING 78 00:03:11,533 --> 00:03:13,167 BUT FOR RESELLING AND GETTING RICH. 79 00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:15,100 - YEAH, IF WE CAN EVEN GET A PAIR. 80 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:16,300 RESERVING STARTS IN 30 SECONDS. 81 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:17,600 - BUT YOU AGREE. 82 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:20,767 YOU NO WEAR-Y. WE RESELL-Y. 83 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:21,767 - SIGN HERE. 84 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:22,967 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 85 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:24,367 - OKAY, LOGAN, IT'S TIME TO ORDER. 86 00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:26,567 - OKAY. 87 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:29,700 - GO. 88 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:32,233 together: COME ON, COME ON. 89 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,800 [electronic beeping] 90 00:03:33,867 --> 00:03:35,400 YES! 91 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,300 WE DID IT, WE DID IT! 92 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:39,067 WE DID IT, WE DID IT! 93 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:41,333 WE... 94 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,967 WE BOUGHT SOME SNEAKERS ONLINE. 95 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:46,067 - OKAY. 96 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,067 - JO, HERE'S HOW PUBLICITY WORKS. 97 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,500 YOU GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. 98 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:56,633 - AND WHAT PEOPLE WANT IS THE CUTEST COUPLE ON TV 99 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,967 TO BE THE HOTTEST COUPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. 100 00:03:59,067 --> 00:04:00,867 - YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS? - KNEW ABOUT IT? 101 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:02,300 IT WAS HIS IDEA. 102 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,467 - WHAT? 103 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:05,233 - THIS STORY IS ALREADY BOOSTING 104 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:06,433 NEW TOWN HIGH'S RATINGS. 105 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:09,267 THAT'S WHY YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND JETT 106 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,133 ARE GOING TO BE WALKING THE RED CARPET 107 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,567 AT HOLLYWOOD'S HOTTEST YOUNG FACES GALA TOMORROW NIGHT. 108 00:04:14,633 --> 00:04:17,533 - BUT ME AND JETT ARE NOT REAL. 109 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,267 - BUT WE COULD BE. 110 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,133 ME AND YOU ON THE RED CARPET, 111 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,367 THE LIGHTS, THE CAMERAS, 112 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,500 IT CAN ALL GET VERY HOT. 113 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:25,533 - CAN I HIT HIM? 114 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,367 - NOT YET. 115 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,133 WHAT IF I FAKE BREAK UP WITH HIM? 116 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,067 - DO THAT, AND FANS WILL SYMPATHIZE WITH JETT. 117 00:04:32,067 --> 00:04:33,667 YOUR POPULARITY WILL PLUMMET, 118 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:35,267 FORCING US TO KILL YOU OFF 119 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:37,167 IN SOME SORT OF BIZARRE CHEERLEADING ACCIDENT. 120 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,667 - AND, JO, HAVE YOU EVER REALLY TAKEN 121 00:04:39,733 --> 00:04:41,433 A GOOD LOOK AT KENDALL'S FACE? 122 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,500 IT'S ODD. 123 00:04:42,567 --> 00:04:43,700 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! 124 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:44,933 - WHO ARE YOU? 125 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,567 - HE'S MY REAL BOYFRIEND. 126 00:04:46,633 --> 00:04:48,500 - OH, SWEETIE. 127 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:49,500 I'M SORRY. 128 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:50,500 NOT ANYMORE. 129 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:58,233 - WHAT IS WITH ALL THE HUGE SECURITY DUDES IN THIS TOWN? 130 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:01,500 - GUSTAVO WANTS TO SEE YOU. 131 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:04,800 - YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, FREIGHT TRAIN. 132 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:05,967 - THESE ARE THE KIND OF LIES 133 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:08,700 THAT DRIVE ME CRAZY ABOUT THIS TOWN. 134 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,933 THE FANS NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH. 135 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:13,233 - AND THE TRUTH IS, 136 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,900 HOLLYWOOD'S HOTTEST NEW FACE 137 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:16,267 SHOULD WALK THE RED CARPET TOMORROW 138 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:18,333 NOT WITH JETT BUT WITH HER REAL BOYFRIEND. 139 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,800 - KENDALL KNIGHT 140 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:21,800 FROM THE BAND BIG TIME RUSH. 141 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:24,933 - NOT YOU GUYS TOO. 142 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:27,167 - DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOTOS OF YOU AND JO, LIKE, 143 00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:29,400 MAKING OUT OR SOMETHING? 144 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:30,900 - WHAT? SO YOU CAN PUT THEM IN A MAGAZINE 145 00:05:30,967 --> 00:05:32,900 TO GET PUBLICITY FOR BIG TIME RUSH? 146 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:34,700 - WE WERE THINKING INTERNET. 147 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,133 - INTERNET! 148 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,333 - SORRY. 149 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,833 I DON'T HAVE ANY PHOTOS 150 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,067 OF ME AND JO MAKING OUT 151 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,133 OR SOMETHING. 152 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,200 snap! 153 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:43,633 [camera shutters clicking] 154 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:44,733 together: CAN YOU GET US SOME? 155 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,667 - NO! 156 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,133 snap! 157 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,100 [camera shutter clicking] 158 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,400 - COAST IS CLEAR. 159 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,700 [alarm blaring] 160 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:04,067 BE QUIET! 161 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:07,067 - DID YOU NOT NOTICE MY NEW VENDING MACHINE 162 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,733 WITH TINY ARM ALARM 163 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,133 AND DIGITAL PASSWORD ENCODING? 164 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,767 - SURPRISINGLY, NO. 165 00:06:16,533 --> 00:06:20,067 [electronic beeping] 166 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:22,433 - NOW IF YOU WANT TO SNAG YOUR SMACKERS, 167 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,833 IT'S GOING TO COST YOU $5. 168 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,300 - [shouting] 169 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:30,067 $5! 170 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,167 - 1-2-3-4-5. 171 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:32,867 [beeping] 172 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:34,367 5-4-3-2-1. 173 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:35,433 [beeping] 174 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,400 0-0-0-0-0. 175 00:06:37,467 --> 00:06:38,633 [cheerful beeping] 176 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:39,833 - [shouts] - IDIOT. 177 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,633 5ยข. 178 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:46,067 - HEY, WHO WANTS FRUIT SMACKERS FOR A NICKEL? 179 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,967 [all shouting] 180 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:52,767 WHOO-HOO! 181 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:53,767 MWAH! 182 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:54,733 YEAH! 183 00:06:56,900 --> 00:07:00,867 - * OH * 184 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:02,767 together: THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 185 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,200 - OKAY, DON'T TAKE THEM OUT OF THE BOX. 186 00:07:04,267 --> 00:07:06,933 WE HAVE TO MAINTAIN THEIR FRESHNESS. 187 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:08,733 I'M POSTING ONLINE THEY'VE NEVER BEEN TOUCHED. 188 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,733 - [moaning] 189 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,933 - [screaming] 190 00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:13,133 - THESE SHOES SMELL AMAZING. 191 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,933 - PUT THEM IN THE BOX NOW. 192 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,433 - CAN'T. I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM. 193 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,500 YOU CAN'T WEAR THEM! 194 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,633 GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THEM BACK! 195 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,600 [all shouting] 196 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:25,367 together: WE'RE FIGHTING ABOUT SNEAKERS. 197 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,633 - OKAY. 198 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:31,400 - YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT THAT STATES 199 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:34,067 WE SELL THESE FOR $1,000 ONCE THEY SELL OUT, 200 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,367 AND YOU WON'T WEAR THEM. 201 00:07:35,433 --> 00:07:38,633 - I NEED TO BE SEEN IN THESE SHOES JUST ONCE. 202 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:39,700 PLEASE. 203 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:43,200 PRETTY PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE? 204 00:07:43,267 --> 00:07:46,200 - ONE LAP AROUND THE PALMWOODS, AND THEN RIGHT BACK HERE. 205 00:07:46,267 --> 00:07:48,933 THE SHOES HAVE TO STAY MINT CONDITION TO SELL. 206 00:07:49,067 --> 00:07:50,700 - GOT IT. - OKAY. 207 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,067 - LOOKING GOOD. 208 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:01,900 - NICE CLYDES. 209 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:03,367 - NICE! 210 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,233 - HI, JAMES. 211 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:10,800 [ripping] 212 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:12,433 - [screaming] 213 00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:17,633 [all shouting] 214 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:26,867 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 215 00:08:26,933 --> 00:08:29,533 - WANT TO PRACTICE A RED CARPET SMOOCH? 216 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,933 - YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 217 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:32,967 - I KNOW. 218 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:34,667 ding! 219 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:35,833 WHOA! 220 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:37,067 HEY! 221 00:08:37,133 --> 00:08:39,400 WE-- HEY! 222 00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:43,067 - HERE, PUT THIS ON. 223 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:44,100 ding! 224 00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:45,800 - OH, MAN. 225 00:08:46,933 --> 00:08:48,067 - NOBODY. 226 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,600 - EXCUSE US. 227 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:51,433 WHAT ARE THEY TAKING PICTURES OF? 228 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:56,800 [camera shutters clicking] 229 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:58,200 - [sighs] 230 00:08:58,267 --> 00:09:00,633 ACCORDING TO ME AGENT, IF I FAKE DUMP JETT, 231 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,867 THE FANS WILL HATE ME, AND I MIGHT NEVER WORK AGAIN. 232 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:06,633 - OKAY, BUT WE CAN'T KEEP SNEAKING AROUND LIKE THIS. 233 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:07,767 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 234 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:09,200 WE COULD HANG OUT AT ROCQUE RECORDS, 235 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:10,900 BUT GUSTAVO'S TRYING TO CATCH US TOGETHER. 236 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,633 - ALL I'M SAYING IS THESE CHAPS ARE RIDING UP ON ME. 237 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:14,933 - THEN WE'LL CHANGE DISGUISES. 238 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:18,733 - THIS IS NOT BETTER. 239 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,633 I JUST WANT TO SEE MY NORMAL GIRLFRIEND JO, 240 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,567 NOT MAN-JO, 241 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:25,333 AND GO TO THE ZOO. 242 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,367 - TELL YOU WHAT. 243 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:27,900 MEET ME IN THE LOBBY LATER: 244 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:32,800 NO DISGUISES, JUST ME AND YOU TOGETHER. 245 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,933 - THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD. 246 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:41,067 OH, HEY, MA. 247 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:43,733 - OKAY. 248 00:09:46,467 --> 00:09:48,267 - HA HA! GREAT NEWS, MY FRIEND. 249 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,400 BUSTER CLYDES ARE SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE, 250 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:51,700 AND A SHEIKH WANTS OUR PAIR 251 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:54,967 FOR $3,000! 252 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:59,467 WHAT DID YOU DO? 253 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:03,300 - PFF, NOTHING. 254 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,633 - JAMES! 255 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,633 JAMES! 256 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,833 [distorted voices] 257 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,433 - COME ON. 258 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,500 [distorted voices] 259 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:12,933 COME ON. 260 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,500 COME ON! 261 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:18,533 together: BINGO. 262 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:23,733 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 263 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,500 WE'RE LIKE ROBIN HOODS. 264 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:26,900 WE STEAL FROM THE BITTERS, 265 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:28,633 AND THEN GIVE TO THE POOR PALMWOODS KIDS 266 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,433 WHO CAN'T AFFORD HIS OVERPRICED SNACKS. 267 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,933 WHOO! 268 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,000 - AND HERE COMES THE SHERIFF OF EATINGHAM. 269 00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:37,467 DENY EVERYTHING. 270 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,633 - YOU KIDS-- - I DENY EVERYTHING. 271 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,567 - YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL HE FINISHES. 272 00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:43,667 - OH. 273 00:10:43,733 --> 00:10:47,067 - ATTENTION PALMWOODS LOSERS. 274 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:51,100 FRUIT SMACKERS AND EVERYTHING IN THE VENDING MACHINE 275 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,867 IS NOW $6! 276 00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:54,500 [all groaning] 277 00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:57,067 THANKS TO ROBIN AND HOODIE. 278 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,267 - GREAT, NOW THE TOWNSPEOPLE HATE US. 279 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,900 - YES, BUT OUR LEGEND GROWS. 280 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:12,467 PUT YOUR HOODIE ON. 281 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,667 - WELL, IT'S NOT THE ZOO, 282 00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:20,067 BUT WE ARE TOGETHER WITH NO DISGUISES. 283 00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:22,367 - YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 284 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:24,067 - I AM NOT INTO THIS. 285 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,567 - JUST SHUT IT, JETT. YOU STARTED THIS. 286 00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:27,733 - LOOK, WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET ALONG 287 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,700 AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE 288 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,800 DATING AND FAKE DATING IN HOLLYWOOD. 289 00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:36,467 - YEAH, THAT JUST GOT A LOT HARDER. 290 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,067 - YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME? 291 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,133 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 292 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,600 - ARE YOU DATING JETT OR KENDALL? 293 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:46,533 [all shouting] 294 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,067 - TWO-TIME HIGH? 295 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,433 THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS ASKING 296 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,067 WHEN PHOTOS OF THE HOT NEW STAR OF NEW TOWN HIGH 297 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:01,200 SURFACED WITH A NEW BEAU. 298 00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,933 NOW FANS WANT TO KNOW 299 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,633 WHO'S GONNA BE THE OTHER HALF OF HOLLYWOOD'S HOTTEST COUPLE 300 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,767 ON THE RED CARPET WITH JO? 301 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,867 - I KNOW WHO NEEDS TO BE THE OTHER HALF 302 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:12,333 OF THE HOTTEST COUPLE ON THE RED CARPET. 303 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,100 AND THAT'S ME. 304 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,233 NOT THAT. 305 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,467 - CAN I HIT HIM NOW? 306 00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:17,467 - YEAH, GO AHEAD. 307 00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:20,700 [siren blares] 308 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,333 - WHERE DO THEY COME FROM? 309 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,733 - DON'T WORRY, JETT, 310 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,333 BECAUSE KENDALL IS GOING TO DISAPPEAR 311 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,700 FROM THE PUBLIC EYE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 312 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:27,767 - OH, REALLY? 313 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:28,800 WHERE AM I GOING? 314 00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:31,167 - YOU ARE GOING TO BE LIVING 315 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,267 IN HERE FOR FIVE WEEKS. 316 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,100 THAT'S THE STANDARD LIFE CYCLE FOR CELEBRITY GOSSIP. 317 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,933 - OH, NO! 318 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,633 - HE'S NOT LIVING IN THERE, 319 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:44,233 'CAUSE KENDALL IS GONNA WALK THE RED CARPET WITH JO. 320 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,067 - NOW GIVE US THE BOY. 321 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,800 - YEAH, RIGHT. 322 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,067 - WHAT? 323 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,667 [train horn blaring] 324 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:53,967 - HERE YOU GO. 325 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,433 - LOCKED IN A CLOSET OR NOT, 326 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,667 JO IS WALKING THE RED CARPET WITH JETT. 327 00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:02,833 - WAIT, DOESN'T ANYONE CARE WHAT WE THINK? 328 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,233 all: NO! 329 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,367 - NO, NO, NO! 330 00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:08,400 NO, NO! 331 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,200 - THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG, 332 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,367 TO SCUFF THE SHOES SO I COULDN'T SELL THEM 333 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,667 AND YOU COULD WEAR THEM. 334 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,067 - OH, YOU KNOW I'M NOT THAT CLEVER. 335 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,867 - THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 336 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:18,467 BUT THE SHEIKH'S COMING IN THREE HOURS, 337 00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,933 AND WHEN HE SEES THE SCRATCH, 338 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,800 BYE-BYE 3 GRAND. 339 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,700 - AH, THEN WE'LL JUST WASH IT OFF. 340 00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:25,800 - NO, NO! 341 00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:28,867 YOU DON'T PUT WATER ON LEATHER. IT RUINS IT. 342 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,700 - WELL, I GUESS WE CAN'T SELL THEM. 343 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,133 SO I'LL JUST KEEP THEM AND WEAR THEM. 344 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,267 BYE! 345 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,800 - AH! STOP! 346 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:40,200 LOOK, WE'LL MATCH THE FINISH WITH NAIL POLISH 347 00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:42,533 AND BUFF OUT THE SCRATCH WITH MRS. KNIGHT'S MAKEUP. 348 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:44,867 - OOH, MRS. KNIGHT. 349 00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,533 CAN WE BORROW YOUR MAKEUP AND NAIL POLISH? 350 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,500 HUH? 351 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,400 - OKAY. 352 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:51,867 - [laughs] 353 00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:52,900 [alarm blaring] 354 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:53,933 [dog barks] 355 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,667 - YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND. 356 00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:57,067 - CORRECTION. 357 00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,867 YOU'VE LOST. 358 00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:00,800 AND HOW DOES DEFEAT TASTE? 359 00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:03,667 NOT AS SWEET AS VICTORY OR FRUIT SMACKERS. 360 00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:04,800 - OH-HO! OH! 361 00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:06,767 NO, SNACK-- SMACKERS! 362 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:07,800 LET GO! 363 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:08,967 - AHA. 364 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,067 YOU WANT YOUR SMACKERS, THEN YOU'LL PAY. 365 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,433 IF YOU WANT ME, DON'T, 366 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:16,067 BECAUSE I'LL BE PAYING FOR MORE VOICEOVER LESSONS. 367 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,167 EXCUSE ME. 368 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,400 - DID YOU GET THEM? 369 00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:21,600 [keys jangling] 370 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,100 [bright music] 371 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:29,333 - ROBIN AND HOODIE STRIKE AGAIN. 372 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,833 - HEY, FREE FRUIT SMACKERS FOR EVERYONE. 373 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,067 [crowd cheering] 374 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:38,500 GO, GO, GO, GO! 375 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,333 SWEET! 376 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,267 [all cheering] 377 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:50,767 - I AM VERY MAD AT ALL OF YOU. 378 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,300 - KENDALL, THERE ARE TWO THINGS THE PUBLIC CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF: 379 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,900 HOT CELEBRITY COUPLES 380 00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:58,233 AND CUTE ANIMALS DOING SILLY THINGS. 381 00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,667 [sneezes] 382 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,300 - [laughs] 383 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,633 - GETS ME EVERY TIME. 384 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:03,867 - IT'S GREAT. 385 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,533 AND SINCE YOU'RE NOT A SNEEZING PANDA, 386 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,300 WE NEED TO GET YOU ON THAT RED CARPET TOMORROW WITH JO. 387 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,567 - THUS CREATING A PUBLICITY JUGGERNAUT 388 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:12,367 FOR BIG TIME RUSH. 389 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,333 - BUT IF I GO ON THE RED CARPET WITH JO, 390 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,100 SHE'LL ALIENATE HER FANS 391 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,300 AND GET KICKED OFF THE SHOW. 392 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:21,067 - I HAVE A THREE POINT PLAN FOR THAT. 393 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,433 I DON'T CARE! 394 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,567 - WELL, IS THERE A PLAN 395 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,233 WHERE EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY WANT 396 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,067 AND JO AND I COULD JUST GO TO THE ZOO? 397 00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:31,067 all: NO. 398 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:34,400 [squeaking noises] 399 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,433 - HA! IT'S PERFECT! 400 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,733 - AND IT'S GONNA STAY THAT WAY 401 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,967 TILL SHEIKH MONEYBAGS ARRIVES IN AN HOUR, 402 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:41,533 AND WE CASH IN ON THESE OVERPRICED POO STOMPERS. 403 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,267 - POO STOMPERS? 404 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,067 HAVE YOU EVER WORN A PAIR 405 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:50,733 OF LIMITED EDITION SERIES THREE BUSTER CLYDES? 406 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,400 - NO. 407 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,367 - TRY ONE ON, JUST ONE. 408 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,100 NOW, HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 409 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,367 - OH, IT FEELS GOOD. 410 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,433 - GREAT SHOES. 411 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,867 [all chattering] 412 00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:11,500 - LOOKING GOOD, LOGAN! 413 00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:12,700 - YOU KNOW IT! 414 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,433 together: HI, LOGAN. 415 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,900 - HELLO, LADIES. 416 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,933 [screaming] 417 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,233 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 418 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,200 LIGHTNING! BAD DOG! 419 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,067 [screaming] 420 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:41,067 [camera shutters clicking] 421 00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:45,400 - WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I FOUND A WAY OUT OF THIS? 422 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:47,767 - I WOULD SAY, I'M TIRED OF SNEAKING AROUND, 423 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,800 AND I'M IN. 424 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,233 - IT'S A THREE POINT PLAN. 425 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:54,600 IT INVOLVES YOUR PEOPLE, MY PEOPLE, 426 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:55,633 AND PEANUT BUTTER. 427 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,767 OKAY, I'M GONNA DUMP JO ON OUR DATE AT THE ZOO. 428 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,733 - BUT THAT'S WHEN JETT 429 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,467 SWOOPS IN AND COMFORTS ME AND MY BROKEN HEART. 430 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,667 - AND YOU REALIZE THAT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE GUY FOR YOU, 431 00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:10,067 BECAUSE I'M WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN KENDALL. 432 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,333 - A BIG PUBLIC BREAK-UP IN FRONT OF ALL THE PAPARAZZI. 433 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,633 IT'S GENIUS. 434 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,900 - AND BY DUMPING ONE OF THE HOTTEST 435 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,500 NEW FACES IN HOLLYWOOD, 436 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,667 - YOUR LEGEND BEGINS AS ROCK AND ROLL'S 437 00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:21,733 NEWEST AND HOTTEST BAD BOY. 438 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,967 - AND I WALK THE RED CARPET 439 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,667 AS HALF THE HOTTEST COUPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. 440 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,433 - I'M IN. 441 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,533 together: LET'S MOVE OUT. 442 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,367 - SO YOU READY FOR THE ZOO? 443 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,800 - YEP. 444 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:40,133 - [screaming] 445 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,133 WHAT DID YOU DO? 446 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,300 - I CAN FIX IT. 447 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:43,267 - THE SHEIKH IS GONNA BE HERE 448 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,400 IN 20 MINUTES. 449 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:47,367 - I CAN FIX IT! 450 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:51,233 - THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE IS GETTING IN THAT DOOR NOW. 451 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,900 - [cackling] 452 00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:54,433 YOU HEAR THAT? 453 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,667 NO MORE FREE SNACKS FROM ROBIN AND HOODIE. 454 00:17:58,733 --> 00:18:00,533 [all groaning] 455 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,467 [metallic clanging] 456 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,300 - OH. 457 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,333 [alarm blaring] 458 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,267 [dog barking] 459 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,567 - CARLOS! 460 00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:16,167 - IT'S A TRAP! 461 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:20,400 [crashing] 462 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,367 - SO AFTER FALLING INTO BITTERS' STORAGE ROOM TRAP 463 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,233 AND THOROUGHLY DEFEATED, 464 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:29,067 ROBIN AND HOODIE GAVE UP THEIR REBELLIOUS WAYS. 465 00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,533 - ARE YOU DONE? 466 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,333 - AREN'T MY VOICEOVER LESSONS REALLY PAYING OFF? 467 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,833 - YOU'LL NEVER WIN, 468 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,833 BECAUSE WHENEVER INJUSTICE REARS ITS UGLY HEAD, 469 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,900 THE MASSES WILL RISE. 470 00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,400 - [laughs] 471 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,467 I'M SO SCARED OF THE MASSES RISING. 472 00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,433 [laughs] 473 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,100 [triumphant music] 474 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,567 * * 475 00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,500 [dog barking] 476 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:07,333 AND REALIZING HE WAS OUTNUMBERED AND SCARED, 477 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,367 BITTERS LOWERED THE PRICE OF FRUIT SMACKERS 478 00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:11,067 TO $1.25? 479 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,733 AND RAN TO HIS OFFICE. 480 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,400 [all cheering] 481 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,300 snap! 482 00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:25,300 cha-ching! 483 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:28,133 snap! 484 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,900 [farting noise] 485 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:30,900 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 486 00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:32,467 FORGET ABOUT THE $3,000. 487 00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:33,900 HERE'S A SPECIAL PRICE. 488 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,233 $1,500, AND THEY ARE ALL YOURS. 489 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:39,633 - NO, OKAY. 490 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,900 - YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, BUT I LIKE YOUR ROBE. 491 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,433 FIVE HUNDO FOR THE CLYDES. 492 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,067 - NO DEAL! 493 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,067 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 494 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,733 - OH, OKAY, MY FAULT? 495 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,933 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SCRATCHED THE SHOES. 496 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:55,667 - YEAH, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STEPPED IN CEMENT 497 00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:57,333 AND LIGHTNING BOLTS, AM I? 498 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,500 - OKAY, ONE MINUTE. 499 00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:01,467 [both screaming] 500 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,800 - STOP IT! STOP IT! 501 00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:09,233 - [laughing] 502 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,733 IDIOTS! 503 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,700 - [screaming] 504 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:14,433 OOO-WHEE! 505 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,533 [all screaming] 506 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,467 - YOU ARE NOW MY FOURTH BEST FRIEND. 507 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,000 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BEST FRIENDS! 508 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:23,267 - OKAY, THAT IS ENOUGH! 509 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,500 [record scratching] 510 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,867 - THE PAPARAZZI WILL BE HERE IN THREE MINUTES. 511 00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:32,300 - OKAY, KENDALL AND I ARE GONNA BREAK UP OVER THERE 512 00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:33,600 BY THE GIFT SHOP. 513 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,367 - THEN JETT SWOOPS IN AND COMES TO HER RESCUE. 514 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,100 - IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU REALIZED JO BELONGS WITH ME 515 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,467 AND NOT YOU. 516 00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:44,500 - AND I'M SURE YOU WILL BE VERY FAKE HAPPY TOGETHER. 517 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,967 - SPLIT UP! 518 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,533 - [sniffing] 519 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,300 - OKAY, THE PUBLIC LOVES TWO THINGS: 520 00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:00,300 HOT CELEBRITY COUPLES AND CUTE ANIMALS DOING SILLY THINGS. 521 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,467 SO WE COMBINE THE TWO 522 00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:03,533 FOR A PUBLIC RELATIONS JUGGERNAUT. 523 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,100 - AND YOU THINK IT WILL WORK? 524 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:08,133 - NO, BUT WE DID GET TO COME TO THE ZOO. 525 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,300 [llama grunting] 526 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,800 - SHOO! OH! 527 00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:13,833 BACK OFF, LLAMA! I'M A STAR. 528 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,900 [llama grunting] 529 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:16,867 SHOO! BACK OFF, LLAMA! 530 00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:19,967 [llama grunting] 531 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,067 SHOO! OH, AH! 532 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,867 SHOO! 533 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,700 [camera shutters clicking] 534 00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:26,733 - HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK. 535 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,833 IT'S TV STAR JETT STETSON! 536 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,067 - WITH A CUTE ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SILLY. 537 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:36,367 [camera shutters clicking] 538 00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,167 - THAT'S ONE HUNGRY LLAMA, MATE! 539 00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:39,233 - HE'S EATING A TV STAR! 540 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,700 - THEY'RE LOVING IT! 541 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:41,833 JUST KEEP GOING WITH IT! 542 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:45,667 [llama grunting] 543 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:46,633 HUG, HUG IT! 544 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,633 HUG IT! 545 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,133 [llama grunting] 546 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,367 MORE, MORE! 547 00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,933 - MWAH! 548 00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:55,267 - SEXY. 549 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,200 [camera shutters clicking] 550 00:21:57,267 --> 00:22:00,867 - I THINK WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER KENDALL PLAN. 551 00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:03,400 - AND WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE THE HOT NEW STARS 552 00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:07,167 OF TV'S NEW TOWN HIGH AND A LOVEY-DOVEY LLAMA? 553 00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:10,433 JUST ONE OF THE BIGGEST WEB VIDEOS IN THE WORLD. 554 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,800 CURRENTLY AT 20 MILLION HITS, 555 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:16,400 IT'S A STORY THAT'S GOT US HUNGRY FOR MORE. 556 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:17,433 - JETT, JETT! 557 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,367 [all shouting] 558 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,267 [llama grunting] 559 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,067 - WELL, HE DID WANT TO BE 560 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,700 HALF OF THE HOTTEST COUPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. 561 00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:28,700 [llama grunting] 562 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:30,533 - AND HE IS. 563 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,467 [llama grunting] 564 00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,933 - YOU SHOULD REALLY GET THAT LLAMA ON YOUR SHOW. 565 00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:38,567 - WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO BIG TIME RUSH 566 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:40,267 DOING SOME SONGS FOR OUR SOUNDTRACK? 567 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,967 - DONE! 568 00:22:43,067 --> 00:22:44,167 - LOOK, IT'S KENDALL AND JO! 569 00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:45,500 [all shouting] 570 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:49,467 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 571 00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:52,667 - THEY'LL BE FINE. - YEAH. 572 00:22:52,733 --> 00:22:54,867 [all shouting] 573 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,633 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 574 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:04,100 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 575 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:06,100 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 576 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:08,133 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 577 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,167 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 578 00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:12,133 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 579 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,067 - * HEY, HEY * 580 00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:16,133 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 581 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,967 - * HEY, HEY * 582 00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:19,933 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 583 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,867 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 584 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,133 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 585 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,567 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 586 00:23:25,633 --> 00:23:28,067 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 587 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:32,067 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 588 00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:35,467 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 589 00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:40,100 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *