1 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,233 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 2 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:15,100 WE'RE PERFORMING ON LIVE TV. 3 00:00:15,167 --> 00:00:17,433 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S 5:00 A.M.? 4 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,033 - WHY DO EARLY MORNING SHOWS HAVE TO SHOOT 5 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,100 SO EARLY IN THE MORNING? 6 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:21,967 - DON'T WAKE HER. 7 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:23,533 SHE HASN'T HAD HER EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP YET. 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,133 [low growl] 9 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,900 - BIG TIME RUSH. 10 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:28,500 HUGE FAN. 11 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:29,933 I'M JANE KENNEDY, THE PRODUCER, 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,100 AND WELCOME TO A.M. L.A. 13 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:34,667 L.A.'S NUMBER ONE MORNING SHOW. 14 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:35,633 COME ON. 15 00:00:36,733 --> 00:00:40,400 - YEAH. 16 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:42,600 THAT IS L.A.'S NUMBER ONE MORNING HOST, 17 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,600 MILES BAINBRIDGE, 18 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:48,033 WARMING UP L.A.'S NUMBER ONE TELEPROMPTER. 19 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:51,433 - NO, I'M PRETTY SURE LOS ANGELES IS JUST ONE WORD. 20 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,433 - COME ON. 21 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,400 AND THIS IS THE GREEN ROOM 22 00:00:57,467 --> 00:01:00,900 WHERE YOU CAN RELAX, EET, AND MEET OUR OTHER GUESTS 23 00:01:00,967 --> 00:01:04,467 LIKE ACTOR ENVIRONMENTALIST ED BEGLEY, JR. 24 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:06,300 - HEY, GUYS, I'M HERE TO PROMOTE MY NEW LINE 25 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,633 OF ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY-- 26 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,600 - KEEP IT FRESH FOR THE SHOW, ED. 27 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:12,467 WE ARE SO EXCITED TO HHVE BTR AT A.M. L.A. 28 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:15,433 AND I JUST KNOW THAT OUR 3 MILLION VIEWERS 29 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:17,067 WILL BE EXCITED TOO. 30 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:19,633 - WELL, WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE. 31 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,133 - YEAH, THE SHOW'S RUNNING LONG. 32 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,267 YOU GUYS ARE CUT. 33 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:23,967 WAKE UP MOMMY AND GET OUT. 34 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,367 [record scratch] 35 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:26,433 - HARSH. 36 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:30,367 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 37 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:32,400 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 38 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,067 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 39 00:01:34,133 --> 00:01:38,500 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME * 40 00:01:38,567 --> 00:01:40,433 - * WHHT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 41 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,133 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 42 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,267 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME * 43 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:46,300 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 44 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,167 - * HEY, HEY * 45 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,233 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW * 46 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:52,167 - * HEY, HEY * 47 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:54,100 - * DON'T YOU FEEE THE RUSH * 48 00:01:54,167 --> 00:01:55,733 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 49 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,067 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 50 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,067 - * OH * 51 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,467 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 52 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:02,067 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 53 00:02:02,133 --> 00:02:03,433 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK * 54 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,100 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 55 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:09,700 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 56 00:02:09,767 --> 00:02:14,767 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 57 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,500 - WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 58 00:02:18,567 --> 00:02:20,900 - THE OFFICIAL TERM IS YOU GOT BUMPED. 59 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:22,600 - LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS. 60 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:24,367 I'M ON LEVEL 12 OF CASTLE BASHERS, 61 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:26,467 AND I HAVE TO GET MY FOUR KNIGHTS TO THE RING OF FIRE. 62 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,433 [all talking at once] 63 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:33,500 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CUT"? 64 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,733 - IT MEANS I HAVE TO CUT TIME FROM MY SHOW, 65 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,400 AND YOU WERE IT. 66 00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:40,367 - WAIT, BUT BEING ON LIVE TV IS NUMBER SEVEN 67 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:41,700 ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE I'M 20. 68 00:02:41,767 --> 00:02:44,633 - YOU DON'T HAVE A LIST. 69 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,433 - OH, I HAVE A LIST. 70 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,233 - LOOK, YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU WERE EXCITED TO HAVE US. 71 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,967 - I'M A PRODUCER. 72 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,500 I LIE. 73 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:55,600 AND MY SHOW IS FOUR MINUTES TOO LONG. 74 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:58,233 AND L.A. NEEDS THEIR TRAFFIC, WEATHER, STOCK REPORTS, 75 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:00,333 CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS, AND COOKING TIPS. 76 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,700 WHAT THEY DON'T NEED TO SEE IS A STUPID BOY BAND. 77 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,067 - [gasps] 78 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,967 - "VOCAL GROUP" IS A TERM THAT COULD ALSO BE USED. 79 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:09,333 - SO IS, "YOU WERE CUT FROM MY SHOW, 80 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,567 SO GET OFF MY SET." 81 00:03:11,867 --> 00:03:13,667 - I DID NOT GET UP AT 5:00 A.M. 82 00:03:13,733 --> 00:03:14,800 TO BE TREATED LIKK THIS. 83 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:15,667 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - NOPE. 84 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:18,567 [rooster crowing] 85 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,600 [knocks on door] 86 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:20,767 - HURRY UP. 87 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,533 WE HAVE TO MEET THE BOYS AT THE STUDIO. 88 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,433 - WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SHOOT EARLY MORNING SHOWS 89 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,700 SO EARLY IN THE MORNING? 90 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:27,900 [groans] 91 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,800 OH, I'M STILL DREAMING. 92 00:03:30,867 --> 00:03:33,567 I'M HAVING ANOTHER GRIFFIN-MARE. 93 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:36,067 ONLY THIS TIME, THERE'S NO LEECHES. 94 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,933 - I'M NO DREAM, GUSTAVO, 95 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:40,933 AND I'M HERE BECAUSE IT'S TIME 96 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:43,467 FOR YOUR RCM/CBT GLOBAL NET/SANYOID 97 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:44,800 CORPORATE EVALUATION. 98 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:45,833 - WHAT? 99 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,067 NOBODY TOLD US ABOUT THIS. 100 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:49,100 - I NEVER DO, BUT CONGRATULATIONS. 101 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:50,967 YOU'VE PASSED THE FIRST TEST. 102 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:53,333 EMPLOYEES AT WORK BY 5:00 A.M. 103 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,667 "A." 104 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,900 - YEAH, GRIFFIN,WE'RE IN A LITT 105 00:03:56,967 --> 00:04:00,300 TO SEE THE BOYS ON A.M. L.A., SO... 106 00:04:03,233 --> 00:04:04,700 - [screams] 107 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:07,233 - AND I'M KIND OF RUNNING A $90 BILLION COMPANY HERE, 108 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:09,233 WHICH IS WHY ALL OUR DIVISIONS ARE BEING TESTED-- 109 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:12,433 OUR INVESTMENT FIRMS, OUR MUTANT OWER RESEARCH LABS, 110 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,100 T!EVEE OUR FROZEN FISH TICK DIVISION. 111 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:16,967 - GREAT. 112 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:18,500 HERE'S LAST YEAR'S REPORTS, EXPENSES, 113 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:20,233 AND PROFIT PROJECTIONS ON BIG TIME RUSH. 114 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,700 ENJOY. 115 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,333 - MY EVALUATION IS A METICULOUSLY CRAFTED 116 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,067 TOP-TO-BOTTOM REVIEW THAT I'VE PERSONALLY DEVISED 117 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,167 AND MAKE UP AS I GO ALONG. 118 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:33,433 - KELLY, TEXT THE DAWGS. 119 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:34,833 LET THEM KNOW WE'RE GONNA BE RUNNING LATE. 120 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:35,833 - GOT IT. 121 00:04:37,767 --> 00:04:38,700 - YEAH. 122 00:04:38,767 --> 00:04:39,867 NO. 123 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:42,233 AND NOW TEST NUMBER TWO. 124 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:45,133 HOW IS ROCQUE RECORDS AT GIVING HAIRCUTS? 125 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:51,233 R- OKAY, WE'RE LIVE IN 15 MINUTES. 126 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:52,967 - SO, UM, WE LOOKED AT THE SCHEDULE... 127 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:56,233 - AND IF YOU TRIM JUST A LITTLE TIME FROM THE WEATHER, 128 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:58,067 THE CHEF DUDE'S WEEKEND RECIPE, 129 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,700 THE MARKET UPDATE, AND CUT ONE HOLLYWOOD MINUTE... 130 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,300 - YOU'LL HAVE TIME FOR BIG TIME RUSH. 131 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:07,167 - AND I CAN CHECK "LIVE TV FACE TIME" OFF MY LIST. 132 00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:08,967 - THIS IS GOOD. 133 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,400 NO, THIS--THIS WORKS. 134 00:05:10,467 --> 00:05:12,300 I THINK I OWE YOU GUYS AN APOLOGY. 135 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:13,600 - OH, JEEZ. 136 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:14,633 - FOLLOW ME. 137 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:15,867 - GREAT. - SWEET! 138 00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:17,167 - I'M GONNA TELL THE DIRECTOR 139 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,367 TO MAKE THESE CHANGES RIGHT NOW. 140 00:05:19,433 --> 00:05:22,933 BUT I NEED FORRYOU GUYS TO WAIT IN OUR SPECIAL WAITING ROOM. 141 00:05:23,067 --> 00:05:23,900 - SPECIAL WAITING ROOM! 142 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:27,067 - SWEET! 143 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:28,567 [record scratch] 144 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:30,467 [wind blowing] 145 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:35,333 - GET OUT OF MY FACE, YOU STUPID SINGING TEENS. 146 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,533 - OF COURSE, YOU REALIZE... 147 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,867 all: THIS MEANS WAR. 148 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:43,367 - OOH, NOT BAD. 149 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:45,167 HOW'S YOUR HAIR, JESSICA? 150 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:48,867 - [screams] 151 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,267 - OOH. 152 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,700 ROCQUE RECORDS GETS A "D" FOR HAIR CUTTING. 153 00:05:52,767 --> 00:05:54,300 - WHAT DOES HAIR CUTTING HAVE TO DO 154 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:56,100 WITH YOUR CORPORATE STRATEGY? 155 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:57,433 - EVERYTHING. 156 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,933 IF YOU CAN MAKE HAIR LOOK GOOD, 157 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,667 YOU CAN MAKE A BUDGET LOOK GOOD. 158 00:06:00,733 --> 00:06:02,700 NOBODY LIKES A FRIZZY, UNKEMPT BUDGET. 159 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:04,967 SO AR, ROCQUE RECORDS IS SITTING AT A B-MINUS 160 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,367 FOR OVERALL PERFORMANCE. 161 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:07,367 - OH, B-MINUS. 162 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:08,567 THAT'S NOT BAD. 163 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:09,967 - BUT YOU NEED AN "A" 164 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:11,267 IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN THIS BUILDING. 165 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:12,700 both: COME AGAIN? 166 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:14,467 - IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A GRADE-A PERFORMANCE, 167 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:16,067 I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS CENTRALLY LOCATED, 168 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:18,567 EXPENSIVE OFFICE TO SOMEONE WHO CAN. 169 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,533 LIKE OUR LUCRATIVE GAMING DIVISION, 170 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,600 WHO'S MADE MILLIONS WITH THEIR ADDICTIVE CASTLE BASHERS GAME. 171 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:29,433 - THIS PLACE IS SWEET. 172 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,733 - UBER SWEET. 173 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,333 - YOU CAN'T GIVE AWAY OUR OFFICE. 174 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,267 WHERE WILL ROCQUE RECORDS GO? 175 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:37,167 - TO OUR LESS LUXURIOUS STORAGE WAREHOUSE 176 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:38,633 IN RANCHO CUCAMONGA. 177 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,633 [flies buzzing] 178 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,667 - YEAH, WELL, BIG TIME RUSH IS GONNA NAIL 179 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:43,967 THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCE THIS MORNING 180 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:45,500 AND SELL MILLIONS OF CDs. 181 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:48,833 IN FACT, I BET THEY'RE WARMING UP ONSTAGE RIGHT NOW. 182 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:53,667 [hawk cries out] 183 00:06:53,733 --> 00:06:56,167 - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS. 184 00:06:56,233 --> 00:06:57,600 I HAVE TO DEFEAT THE SHE-BEAST 185 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,200 BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THE DWARF PEOPLE. 186 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:00,533 - WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 187 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,200 - SO SORRY. - THANK YOU. 188 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:08,133 - OKAY, OPERATION "CUT OUT TIME FROM A.M. L.A. 189 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,900 SO BIG TIME RUSH CAN PERFORM ON LIVE TV" 190 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:11,100 IS UNDER WAY. 191 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:12,867 - THAT'S A REALLY LONG OPERATION NAME. 192 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:17,367 - OOH, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING COOL LIKE "OPERATION WINTER BLITZ." 193 00:07:17,433 --> 00:07:19,467 - IT'S CATCHIER, BUT IT'S NOT WINTER. 194 00:07:19,533 --> 00:07:20,567 - JUST MOVE OUT. 195 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:27,133 - MEE, MAY, MY, MO, MOO. 196 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,067 KENNEDY. 197 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:29,300 AM I HANDSOME? 198 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,267 - GORGEOUS, MILES. 199 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,300 AND WE'RE CUTTING BIG TIME RUSH FROM THE SHOW, 200 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:34,667 SO CHANGE THE PROMPTER. 201 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:41,767 - WE ARE LIVE IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE... 202 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:46,067 - GOOD MORNING, LOS ANGELES. 203 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:50,233 I'M MILES BAINBRIDGE, AND THIS IS A.M. L.A. 204 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,867 FEATTRING KEN KURASOWA WITH TRAFFIC, 205 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,900 THE WEEKEND RECIPE WITH CHEF HOLLANDAISE, 206 00:07:54,967 --> 00:07:55,900 MARKET UPDATE WITH-- 207 00:07:55,967 --> 00:07:56,867 - WE'RE IN. 208 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:58,833 THE TELEPROMPTER IS OURS. 209 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:02,167 - GIVE US A GOOD INTRO. 210 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,267 - ALSO JOINING US LIVE IN THE STUDIO, 211 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,767 CELEBRITY ENVIRONMENTALIST ED BEGLEY, JR. 212 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:08,667 AND A MUSICAL PERFORMANCE 213 00:08:08,733 --> 00:08:10,933 BY THE GREATEST BAND IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, 214 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,533 BIG TIME RUSH. 215 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,800 - BEING THE GREETEST BAND IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, 216 00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:18,933 CHECK. 217 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,367 - NOW TO SHAVE SOME TIME OFF MORNING UPDATE. 218 00:08:25,467 --> 00:08:27,367 - AND NOW THE MORNING'S TOP STORIES. 219 00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:29,467 THE GOVERNOR ISSUED AN APOLOGY TO VOTERS YESTERDAY 220 00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:30,833 FOLLOWING THE RECENT DISCOVERY 221 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,333 THAT HE IS, IN FACT, A TERRIBLE GOVERNOR. 222 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,967 - FASTER. 223 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:35,433 - AND IN OTHER NEWS, 224 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,733 A CURIOUS LITTLE KITTY GOT MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR 225 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:37,800 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON WHEN HE GOT STUCK ON TOP 226 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:38,967 /. OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN. 227 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,167 ALL EYES ARE ON THE CITY OF ANGELS. 228 00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:41,133 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 229 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,167 - I DON'T KNOW. 230 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:43,400 I DON'T HAVE CONTROL. 231 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:45,400 - [speaking faster and at higher pitch] 232 00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:47,100 all: FASTER. 233 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:49,967 - [speaking progressively faster] 234 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,700 [all scream] 235 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,433 - HEY, THERE... 236 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,667 YOU. 237 00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:00,400 - [voice slowing down] AFFECTED CAR'S TRUNKS. 238 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:02,500 [panting] 239 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:05,633 - GREAT NEWS. 240 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,500 - WE SHAVED A WHOLE MINUTE OFF YOUR SHOW. 241 00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:08,533 - OH. 242 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,833 DE NADA. 243 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,933 - SECURITY. 244 00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:12,933 - WE SHOULD RUN. 245 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:13,933 - RIGHT. 246 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:16,833 - [screaming] 247 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,467 [boys screaming] 248 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:26,467 - GET OVER HERE! 249 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,267 - ED, I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU. 250 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,467 - [low growling sound] 251 00:09:31,533 --> 00:09:32,600 - THE CLEANLINESS TEST. 252 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:37,700 - YES! - YES. 253 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,300 - "D." 254 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:40,667 both: WHAT? 255 00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:42,367 - ROCK AND ROLL IS SUPPOSED TO BE GRITTY, DIRTY. 256 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:44,433 LOOK AT THESE GAMERS. 257 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,067 squish! 258 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:48,433 THEIR FILTHY, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE TOO BUSY 259 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,467 MAKING ME MONEY TO SHOWER. 260 00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:54,167 - AND, AGAIN, BIG TIME RUSH IS GOING TO ROCK A.M. L.A. 261 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:55,800 AND MAKE YOU MORE MONEY. 262 00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:59,167 - BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY MY DAWGS ARE GONNA LET ME DOWN. 263 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,633 - AND TRAFFIC IS BACKED UP ON THE 134, 264 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,933 AND IT CONTINUES TO BLEED TO THE 101 N.E. CONGESTION. 265 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:09,567 - [screams] 266 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,600 [all screaming] 267 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:13,700 - AND ON THE 105, THERE ARE REPORTS OF A CRASH. 268 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,333 [all speaking at once] 269 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,400 - HEY, STOP! 270 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:17,333 THEEE HE IS! 271 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,067 - OH, NO! 272 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:23,000 [all talking at once] 273 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:30,633 [all sigh] 274 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,433 [all screaming] 275 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,500 - RETREAT! 276 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,367 - RETREAT! - RETREAT! 277 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,833 - IT'S LOCKED.., 278 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,433 - WE'VE GOT THE PERPS. 279 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,267 ARE WE AUTHORIZED TO USE FORCE? 280 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:46,100 - ABSOLUTELY. 281 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,233 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH * 282 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,267 - GET BEAT UP BY SECURITY GUARDS? 283 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:50,267 NOPE, NOT ON MY LIST. 284 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,133 [laughs nervously] 285 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,167 - [screams] 286 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,467 - LOGAN, OPTIONS, NOW. 287 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:01,067 - WELL, THERE'S FOUR OF US AND JUST HREE OF THEM, 288 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:03,300 BUT THEIR HUGE, SO... 289 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,333 SCREAM? 290 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,067 [all screaming] 291 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,333 - IT'S WORKING. 292 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,200 [electricity crackling] 293 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:12,200 all: KATIE? 294 00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,367 - THANKS. 295 00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:15,400 I WAS JUST ABOUT O BEAT THE CASTLE GUARDS 296 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,100 SO I COULD GET TO THE FINAL BOSS LEVEL. 297 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,067 - SORRY. - SORRY, BABY SISTER. 298 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,300 - OH, KATIE. 299 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:21,900 COULD YOU KEEP MOM ASLEEP? 300 00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:23,767 SHE DOESN'T NEED TO SEE ANY OF THIS, RIGHT? 301 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:28,300 - BUT, SERIOUSLY, WHERE'D SHE GET THAT TASER? 302 00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:29,267 - I DON'T KNOW. 303 00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:31,567 - OKAY. 304 00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:34,367 THE DAWGS ARE CLEARLY GONNA GET ARRESTED 305 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:35,767 AND NOT PERFORM. 306 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:36,867 SO, UM... 307 00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:37,867 WHAT DO WE DO! 308 00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:38,900 - WE JUST HAVE TO ACE 309 00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,267 THE REST OF GRIFFIN'S EVALUATION. 310 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,400 - "D." 311 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:44,733 YOU JUST FAILED MY SECRET TEST. 312 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,600 - WHAT IS THE SECRET TEST? 313 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:49,233 - IF I TOLD YOU, II WOULDN'T BE A SECRET. 314 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,333 - COMING IN, AND WE ARE ONLINE. 315 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,333 all: YEAH! 316 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,400 - STOP, STOP, STOP! 317 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,233 WE ARE GONNA ACE THE REST OF THIS TEST, 318 00:11:56,300 --> 00:12:01,867 AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU ARE MOVINGGIN TO MY STUDIO. 319 00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:02,833 - YUH-HUH. 320 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,233 both: NUH-UH. 321 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,200 - YUH-HUH. 322 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,700 bothh NUH-UH! 323 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,933 - OOH, ROCQUE RECORDS GETS AN "A" FOR SNAPPY COMEBACKS. 324 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:10,933 - YES. 325 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,433 - ALL THEY SAID WAS, "NUH-UH." 326 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,100 - YES, BUT THEY DID IT AS A TEAM. 327 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,367 TEAMWORK IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE BOTTOM LINE. 328 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,867 NOW. 329 00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,067 THE BREAKFAST TEST. 330 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,867 both: LET'S DO THIS. 331 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:28,667 - I COULD'VE SWORN I BROUGHT MY SOLAR-POOERED TTSERS. 332 00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:30,233 - WE ARE BACK IN 30. 333 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,333 - OKAY. 334 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,933 WE GOT TO CUT THREE MORE MINUTES FROM THE SHOW TO PERFORM. 335 00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:39,067 - THEN OPERATION "WE LOVE ED BEGLEY, JR. 336 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,067 BUT WE HAVE TO CUT HIS SEGMENT SHORT TO PERFORM" 337 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,133 IS UNDER WAY. 338 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,300 - OKAY, NEXT TIME, 339 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:45,633 I'M IN CHARGE OF OPERATION NAMING. 340 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:46,667 OW! 341 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,067 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 342 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,633 NUMBER 11, SLAP A PHARAOH. 343 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,500 CHECK. - MOVE OUT! 344 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:57,367 - WE ARE LIVE IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE... 345 00:12:58,667 --> 00:12:59,567 - WELCOME BACK, L.A. 346 00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:00,800 CHEF HOLLANDAISE 347 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,333 AND THE HOLLYWOOD MINUTE ARE COMING UP, 348 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,167 BUT FIRST I'M WITH ACTOR AND GREEN ENTREPRENEUR 349 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,133 ED BEGLEY, JR. 350 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,167 ED, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 351 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,800 - MILES, THANKS FOR HAVINN ME. 352 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,733 I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL ENERGY SAVING DEVICES 353 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,133 TO SHOW YOUR VIEWERS 354 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,133 LIKE BEGLEY'S OWN WIND-POWERED SPINNING TIE RACK. 355 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,733 - I'LL TAKE FOUR. 356 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,700 [laughs] 357 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,300 - THEY'RE STILL HERE, AREN'T THEY? 358 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,300 - YEAH. 359 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,867 - AND WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 360 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,567 - BEGLEY'S OWN SOY MULCH ENERGY DRINK. 361 00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,300 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DRINK PART? 362 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,100 - [belccess 363 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,700 - BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SAVE ENERGY, 364 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:44,100 YOU HAVE TO TRY BEGLEY'S OWN PEDAL POWER TOASTER. 365 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:45,733 AND AS MY ASSISTANT WILL DEMONSTRATE, 366 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,200 THE FASTER YOU PEDAL, THE FASTER YOU TOAST. 367 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,267 - [gasps] 368 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,433 - OH, THAT'S HEATING UP. 369 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,733 - [screams] 370 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,767 [low growl] 371 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,767 [[laying gentle lullaby] 372 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,567 [low growl] 373 00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,167 - BREAKFAST. 374 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,600 - SEE, IT WORKS. 375 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,167 - OH! 376 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:19,900 - OKAY, WITH ED'S SEGMENT SHORTENED 377 00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:22,667 AND THE HOLLYWOOD MINUTE GONE, 378 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,633 WE ONLY NEED TO CUT ANOTHER TWO MINUTES FROM THE SHOW, 379 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,633 AND... 380 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,733 [together] WE CAN SING! 381 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,267 - YOU WILL NEVER PERFORM ON MY SHOW. 382 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,867 SECURITY! 383 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,767 I NEED SECURITY! 384 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:34,867 - WE SHOULD RUN AGAIN. 385 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,733 - YEP. - YEP! 386 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:42,700 - OOH! 387 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:43,700 [brakes screeching] 388 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,633 [low growling] 389 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,067 - YOU KNOW THAT PRODUCER LADY IS GONNA HAVE 390 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,967 EVERY SECURITY GUARD ON THE LOT AFTER YOU. 391 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,400 - NOT IF MY BABY SISTER, WHOM I LOVE, 392 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:55,333 CREATES A DISTRACTION. 393 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,067 - JUST WHEN I THINK I'M OUT, THEY PULL ME RIGHT BACK IN. 394 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,967 - WE GOT A 417 IN PROGRESS. 395 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,733 TINY SUSPECT IN A BEGLEY, JR. NITROGEN SCOOT-AROUND. 396 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,233 WE NEED BACKUP! 397 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,900 - MM, DELICIOUS. 398 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,700 BUT YOU GET ANOTHER "D." 399 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,300 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. 400 00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:29,467 [plate shattering] 401 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,333 I WAS HOPING FOR BIKE-POWEREDDTOAST. 402 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,733 THAT WAS A TRUST FALL, GUSTAVO... 403 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,733 - [groans] 404 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,100 - AND YOU FAILED AGAIN. 405 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:44,433 BECAUSE IF I CAN'T TRUST THE HEAD OF ROCQUE RECORDS... 406 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,567 WHO CAN I TRUST? 407 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:46,633 - [groans] 408 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:48,733 - AREA'S SECURE. 409 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,067 ALL DOORS ARE BLOCKED, 410 00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,067 AND THERE IS NO BIG TIME RUSH ON THIS FLOOR. 411 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,067 - HA! 412 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,300 AND THEY THOUGHH THEY COULD BEAT 413 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,333 THE NUMBER ONE PRODUCER IN L.A. 414 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,367 HA! 415 00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,500 HOLLANDAISE, YOU'RE UP! 416 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,667 AND TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED. 417 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,467 [bell rings] 418 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:06,500 - TODAY, L.A., !E ARE MAKING BEEF BOURGUIGNON. 419 00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:09,967 NOW, THIS RECIPE WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO PREPARE, 420 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,167 BUT IT'S WORTH IT. 421 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:13,533 NOW, YOU START BY CUTTING YOUR MEAT 422 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,500 BACK AND FORTH, AND BACK AND FORTH. 423 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:17,967 - SORRY, CHEF. 424 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,500 BUT WE HAVE TO CUT THIS SEGMENT SHORT. 425 00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,433 - WHAT IS THAT NOISE? 426 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,767 [sawing sound] 427 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:27,767 both: HE'LL BE FINE. 428 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,233 - CHEF CARLITO'S HERE. 429 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,967 THIS BEEF BLAH-BLAH-BLAH JUST TAKES WAY TOO LONG 430 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,500 AFTER A BUSY DAY. 431 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:38,300 SO INSTEAD, GO WITH FISH STICKS. 432 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,067 YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE 'EM. 433 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,133 - [groaning] 434 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,300 . - AND YOU'LL LOVE BEING DONE WITH DINNER SO, I DON'T KNOW, 435 00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,967 YOU CAN READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING. 436 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:46,933 BAM! 437 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,167 IT'S THAT SIMPLE. 438 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:53,067 [screams] 439 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,733 --CUT THE COOKING SPOT 440 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,100 AND MOVE TO THE FINANCIAL UPDATE. 441 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:00,700 - STILL NO WORDSS 442 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:01,967 - CUE CARD. 443 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:02,967 CUE CARD! 444 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,733 - AND HERE'S THE FINANCIAL REPORT 445 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,267 WITH NEW CORRESPONDENT LOGAN. 446 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,233 - [coughing] 447 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,200 - WHAT? 448 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,667 - TODAY I RECOMMEND BUYING STOCK IN BEGLEY'S OWN GREEN PRODUCTS. 449 00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:18,100 THE TASERS ARE EXCELLENT. 450 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,433 THE ENERGY DRINKS... 451 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,600 REALLY WORK. 452 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,967 AND HIS ORGANIC SAWS CAA CUT THROUGH 453 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,400 THE TOUGHEST STUDIO FLOORS. 454 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,333 NOW OVER TO JAMES DIAMOND WITH THE WEATHER. 455 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:28,867 - DO WE REALLY NEED A WEATHER REPORT? 456 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:30,367 IT'S L.A. 457 00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:32,800 IT'S GONNA BE BRIGHT AND SUNNY ALL YEAR LONG. 458 00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:34,533 BE A WEATHER MAN... 459 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,833 CHECK! 460 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,200 HA! 461 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:38,533 - GO BACK TO MILES. 462 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,067 BACK TO MILES! 463 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:43,333 - THESE ARE REALLY EXCELLENT, CHEF CARLOS. 464 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,533 MM. 465 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,933 OH, I'M GONNAArPUT MY FEET 466 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,267 - GET ME... 467 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:52,500 EVERY SECURITY OFFICER ON THE KULA LOT 468 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:55,100 AND DESTROY BIG TIME RUSH! 469 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,100 - THIS JUST IN. 470 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,600 EVERY SECURITY GUARD ON THE KULA LOT 471 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,233 IS CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN A LOW-SPEED CHASE. 472 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,667 --SWEET! 473 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:04,633 - OW! 474 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,267 - LET'S GO LIVE. 475 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,233 [sirens blaring] 476 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:17,767 - ONE MORE LEVEL TILL I BEAT THE GAME! 477 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,267 - OW! 478 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:27,067 - [low growling] 479 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,533 - DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TO COMMERCIAL? 480 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,133 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 481 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,100 - GOT TO GO. 482 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,067 - RIGHT. 483 00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,700 - AH, CHEF CARLOS 484 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:42,133 AND THREE GUYS IN YELLOW JACKETS. 485 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,700 [both crying] 486 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,333 - WELL, THE TALLIES ARE IN, 487 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,533 AND ROCQUE RECORDS CURRENTLY HAS THE SECOND LOWEST COMPANY RATING 488 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,900 NEXT TO OUR COMPANY'S FLOUNDERING FISH STICK DIVISION. 489 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,767 SEE WHAT I DID THERE, "FLOUNDERING"? 490 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,300 - WHOA! 491 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:58,533 I JUST HACKED INTO 492 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,867 VALERIE BERTINELLI'S EMAIL ACCOUNT. 493 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:01,867 [imitating explosions] 494 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:02,867 [both groan] 495 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,367 - SO PACK YOUR BAGS, GUSTAVO. 496 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:06,333 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO RANCHO CUCAMONGA-- 497 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,333 UH, WHAT, WHAT? 498 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,600 WELL... 499 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:09,633 THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. 500 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,467 all: WHAT CHANGES EVERYTHING? 501 00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:13,267 - THANKS TO BIG TIME RUSH'S TV APPEARANCE, 502 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,667 STOCK IN RCM'S FROZEN FISH STICK DIVISION JUST JUMPED 20%. 503 00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:19,167 ON LOGAN'S ADVICE, OUR ACCOONTANTS PURCHASED STOCK 504 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,533 IN BEGLEY'S OWN GREEN COMPANY, 505 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,067 SO NOW HE CAN AFFORD TO SAVE THE WORLD. 506 00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:24,067 AND JAMES' SUPER SUNNY FORECAST 507 00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:27,067 HAS OUR SUN BLOCK FLYING OFF THE SHELVES. 508 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:31,067 IN TOTAL, THE BOYS JUST EARNED THE CCMPANY $3.9 MILLION 509 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:33,067 . IN 1.9 MINUTES. 510 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,833 both: SO WE'RE STAYING? 511 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,733 - LET'S SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE DOWNLOAD THIS SONG 512 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,233 AFTER THE PERFORMANCE. 513 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,967 - OH, ARE WE BACK? 514 00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:43,833 - WE'RE BACK? 515 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,200 WHY ARE WE BACK? 516 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,833 WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE SEGMENTS! 517 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,533 - WE'RE FOUR MINUTES SHORT. 518 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,133 - [crying] 519 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,700 - OH, IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT COULD BE DONE 520 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:54,667 TO FILL THAT TIME. 521 00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:56,333 all: HHM. 522 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,067 - NEVER! 523 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,000 DO YOU HEAR ME? 524 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:06,300 I'D RATHER HAVE FOUR MINUTES OF DEAD AIR AND GET FIRED 525 00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:09,167 THAN TO LOSE TO YOU! 526 00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:14,433 ASSLONG AS I'M STANDING HERE, 527 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:18,567 BIG TIME RUSH WILL NEVER PERFORMMtON 528 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,600 [screams] 529 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,600 - WHOA! 530 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,933 - I DID IT! 531 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,933 I DEFEATED THE EVIL SHE-BEAST! 532 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,667 - OW. 533 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,100 - AND I WAS PLAYING WHILE DRIVING AGAIN, 534 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,100 WASN'T I? 535 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,467 all: YEP. 536 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,333 - MILES. 537 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,100 - OOH! WORRS TO READ. 538 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:42,333 LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR BIG TIME RUSH! 539 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,367 - * GET A CALL * 540 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:46,033 * ON A RANDOM AFTERNOON * 541 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,367 * I PICK IT UP * 542 00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:50,167 * AND I SEE THAT IT'S YOU * 543 00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:51,267 * LIKE MY HEART * 544 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,167 * YOU WERE BREAKING THE NEWS * 545 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:55,267 * YOU SAID IT'S OVER 7 546 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,867 * IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER * 547 00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,167 - * I FOUND A PLACE * 548 00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:02,067 * WHERE I CAN LOSE MYSELF * 549 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:05,733 * AND JUST LEAVE YOUR MEMORY ON THE SHELF * 550 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,867 * SEE I'M FINE * 551 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,100 * NO I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE * 552 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,767 * 'CAUSE I'M * 553 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,433 * I'M GOIN', I'MMGOIN', I'M GOIN' * 554 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,333 * DANCE HARD, LAUGH MORE * 555 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,300 * TURN THE MUSIC UP NOW * 556 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,067 * PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR * 557 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,900 * CAN I GET A WHAT NOW? * 558 00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:23,867 * I SWEAR I'LL DO * 559 00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:27,433 * ANYTHING THAT I HAVE TO * 560 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,667 * TILL I FORGET ABOUT YOU * 561 00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:30,700 * SPENDING MONEY * 562 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,300 * LIKE IT DON'T MEAN A THING * 563 00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,067 * I'M GOIN' CRAZY NOW * 564 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,067 * DON'T EVEN THINK * 565 00:21:37,067 --> 00:21:38,667 * LOSING MY MIND * 566 00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:41,167 * IT'S ALL I CAN DO * 567 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:46,900 * TILL I FORGET ABOUT YOU * 568 00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:48,700 * DANCE HARD, LAUGHHMORE * 569 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,633 * TURN THE MUSIC UP NOW * 570 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,600 * PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR * 571 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,400 * CAN I GET A WHAT NOW? * 572 00:21:54,467 --> 00:21:56,600 * JUMP UP, FALL DOWN * 573 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,600 * GOTTA PLAY IT LOUD NOW * 574 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,400 * DON'T CARE MY HEAD'S * 575 00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:03,133 * SPINNING ALL AROUND NOW * 576 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,067 * I SWEAR I'LL DO * 577 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:08,667 * ANYTHING THAT I HAVE TO * 578 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:11,100 * TILL I FORGET ABOUT YOU * 579 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:15,067 [cheers and applause] 580 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,533 - THIS JUST IN. 581 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,333 BIG TIME RUSH... 582 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,267 - WHOO! 583 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,800 - YES, BIG TIME RUSH DOES ROCK. 584 00:22:23,867 --> 00:22:24,967 both: BOOM! 585 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:26,133 both: WHAT ABOUT US? 586 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,067 - HOW ABOUT I GET YOU ALL VIRTUAL OFFICES? 587 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,433 both: SWEET. 588 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,367 - YES! - YES! 589 00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:38,867 - AND WE ARE OUT. 590 00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:40,067 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - GOOD SHOW. 591 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:42,067 - PERFORM ON LIVE TV? 592 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,500 all: CHECK. 593 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:44,433 - HEY, GUYS. 594 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,233 - [gasps] 595 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,133 - OH, DID I MISS ANYTHING? 596 00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:50,533 - NO. - NOPE. 597 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,533 all: NO. 598 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,567 - NOTHING AT ALL. 599 00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:53,833 - TOTALLY NORMAL DAY. 600 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,433 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 601 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:04,133 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME * 602 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,167 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIIHT * 603 00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:07,933 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT * 604 00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:11,100 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME * 605 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:12,133 - * OH-OH, OH-OH * 606 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,067 - * HEY, HEY * 607 00:23:14,133 --> 00:23:16,067 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW * 608 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,067 - * HEY, HEY * 609 00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:20,067 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 610 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,067 - * UH-OH, UH-OH * 611 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:24,067 * UH-OH, UH-OH * 612 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,500 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP * 613 00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:28,100 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE * 614 00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:32,167 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 615 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,300 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 616 00:23:35,367 --> 00:23:40,067 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *