1 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,672 - GUYS. 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:07,041 - HERE'S A LITTLE THING WE LIKE TO CALL... 3 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:09,510 together: FAN MAIL! 4 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:10,511 - NO WAY! 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,547 [all cheering] 6 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,417 - "DEAR KENDELL, CAN YOU PLEASE, 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,686 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND A PHOTO?" 8 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:21,622 - "I LOVE BTR, BUT MOSTLY JAMES." 9 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,524 HA, SHE'S WRONG. 10 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,759 - "LOGAN, YOU'RE MY FAVORITE. 11 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:30,298 P.S., PLEASE ENJOY THIS MEATLOAF I MADE FOR YOU." 12 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:31,165 - MEATLOAF! 13 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:34,135 - "P.P.S., PLEASE GIVE IT TO CARLOS." 14 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,403 - THAT IS MY MEATLOAF! 15 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,805 - NO, YOU HATE MEATLOAF! 16 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,373 - WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, 17 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,542 BUT I'M SENDING MY FAN A PHOTO. 18 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,278 [air horn blaring] 19 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:47,381 all: FAN MAIL DO'S AND DON'Ts. 20 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:49,417 - DO KEEP IT SHORT AND SIMPLE. 21 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,851 WRITE THINGS LIKE, 22 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,522 "YOU ROCK TOO" AND "HEY, THANKS." 23 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,856 - DO SIGN YOUR NAME. 24 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,659 ALL FANS LOVE AUTOGRAPHS. 25 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:02,330 - DON'T GIVE OUT ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION OR ADVICE. 26 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:06,500 OTHERWISE SOME CRAZED FAN WILL SHOW UP ON YOUR FRONT DOORSTEP 27 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,802 AND ASK YOU TO HELP MAKE THEM FAMOUS. 28 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,838 [screaming] 29 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,775 all: JENNY TINKLER? 30 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,444 - GUYS, I DID IT! 31 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,745 I PACKED UP EVERYTHING, 32 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:20,381 AND I MOVED TO L.A. SO YOU CAN HELP ME BE FAMOUS 33 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,515 LIKE YOU PROMISED. 34 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:25,519 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 35 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,588 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 36 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,457 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 37 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:33,594 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 38 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,463 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 39 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,431 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 40 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:40,534 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 41 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:41,635 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 42 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,437 - * HEY, HEY 43 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,573 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 44 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,475 - * HEY, HEY 45 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,477 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH 46 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,379 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 47 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,446 * UH-OH, UH-OH 48 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,514 - * OH 49 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,149 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 50 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:57,485 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 51 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,819 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 52 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:01,389 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 53 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:05,193 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 54 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:09,863 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 55 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,869 - SO, FAN GIRL, 56 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:16,904 WHICH ONE OF THESE LADS 57 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:19,740 GAVE YOU ADVICE 58 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,309 AND THE ADDRESS TO MY STUDIO? 59 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:34,555 - 131, 132. 60 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,424 YUP, THEY'RE ALL HERE. 61 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:37,825 - GET OUT. - OW, OW. 62 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,627 - YOU TOLD JENNY TO COME OUT TO L.A., 63 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,395 AND WE'LL HELP HER MAKE HER DREAMS COME TRUE? 64 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,497 - NOT IN THOSE EXACT WORDS. 65 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,733 - "JENNY, COME OUT TO L.A., AND WE'LL HELP MAKE 66 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:46,834 YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE." 67 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,802 - I DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD DO IT. 68 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,404 - YOU WROTE DOWN THE AIRLINE SCHEDULE 69 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,873 AND TURN-BY-TURN DIRECTIONS TO ROCQUE RECORDS. 70 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,475 - IS THE BAD STUFF OVER? 71 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:58,679 - "P.S., WE PROMISE WE'LL HELP YOU." 72 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,848 - WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT MAKING PROMISES 73 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:01,949 YOU CAN'T KEEP? 74 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,517 - BUT IT'S JENNY. 75 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,485 WE LOVE JENNY. 76 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,388 PLUS, SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS OUR BIGGEST FAN. 77 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,857 - SHE DID COME ALL THE WAY TO CHICAGO TO COME SEE US. 78 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,560 - YES, BUT IT'S JENNY. 79 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,763 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AROUND JENNY. 80 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:19,400 - BAD THINGS, BAD THINGS. 81 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,269 - FINE. 82 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,370 I'M GONNA TELL THE GIRL 83 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,971 WHO WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH 84 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,773 SINCE PRE-K THAT YOU GUYS 85 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,341 DON'T WANT TO HELP HER, 86 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:31,211 AND THAT SHE HAS TO GO BACK TO MINNESOTA. 87 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,249 - STOP! 88 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,951 WE ARE A TEAM. 89 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,687 SO IF CARLOS TOTALLY MESSES UP 90 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,656 AND PROMISED WE'D HELP HER, THEN WE GOT TO HELP HER. 91 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,657 - YES. 92 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:44,658 - [screaming] 93 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,659 all: JENNY! 94 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,662 [loud trombone playing] 95 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:51,832 * 96 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:52,933 - EASY, JENNY, EASY. 97 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,503 - PUT IT DOWN. PUT IT DOWN. 98 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:58,772 - WOW, YOU DO NOT HEAR TROMBONE PLAYING LIKE THAT EVERY DAY. 99 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,040 - NOT IF YOU CAN HELP IT. 100 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,610 - BUT IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG FINALE! 101 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:03,811 - [screaming] OH, NO! 102 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:07,281 [sliding trombone playing] 103 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:10,751 crash! 104 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,520 - IT'S STARTING. 105 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:15,823 - [screaming] 106 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,391 - SORRY. 107 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,592 PEOPLE SAY I'M A LITTLE ACCIDENT PRONE. 108 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,828 - GET THIS OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT DESTROYS 109 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:21,829 THE REST OF MY STUDIO! 110 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,030 - JENNY, COME ON. 111 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,532 LET'S GO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. 112 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,767 - YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. 113 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,402 [all shout] 114 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,403 [all screaming] 115 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,572 - STOP IT. 116 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,543 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M AT THE FAMOUS PALMWOODS! 117 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,545 OH! 118 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:38,812 - [screams] 119 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,448 - SORRY. 120 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,786 - SHE'S LOT LESS CLUMSY THAN I REMEMBER. 121 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,456 - YEAH. - BUT REMEMBER, WE LOVE JENNY. 122 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,624 - YEAH, AND REMEMBER THE SECOND GRADE 123 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,026 WHEN SHE BROKE MY ARM PLAYING MARBLES? 124 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,662 OR THE FIFTH GRADE WHEN SHE GAVE ME 125 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,765 THE FIRST PAPER CUT IN HISTORY THAT REQUIRED SURGERY, 126 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,033 AND THEN, EIGHTH GRADE... 127 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,002 LAB PARTNERS. 128 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,937 - IT TOOK ALMOST A YEAR FOR YOUR HAIR TO GROW BACK. 129 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,373 - I'M OUT! 130 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,407 [engine revving] 131 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,610 - [screaming] 132 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,645 - HERE ARE YOUR KEYS. 133 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:12,980 HAVE A PALMWOODS DAY. 134 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:16,350 - OOH, WHAT A NICE STAPLER. 135 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,451 [all shouting] 136 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:18,486 - PUT IT DOWN, JENNY! 137 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,553 PUT THAT THING DOWN. 138 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:20,788 - SORRY ABOUT THAT, BITTERS. 139 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,424 - THIS WHISTLING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! 140 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:26,594 [wind whistling] 141 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,429 OH, COME ON! 142 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:29,463 - GREAT NEWS! 143 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:30,498 THE SUPER IS ON STRIKE, 144 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:33,434 BUT HE SAID THAT TROMBONE GIRL'S THERMOSTAT FINALE 145 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,503 PROBABLY SHORTED THE FANS. 146 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,572 - WHAT IS THIS? - IT'S A WRENCH, 147 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:39,573 AND THE MANUAL. 148 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:40,974 WE HAVE TO FIX IT OURSELVES. 149 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,643 - YEAH, I DON'T DO WRENCH. 150 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:46,547 - HEY, THIS WHISTLING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! 151 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,484 - WHO ARE YOU? 152 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:53,387 - DEATH SMASH. 153 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:56,624 THE WORLD'S MOST DESTRUCTIVE BAND. 154 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,859 WHEN WE RENTED OUT THE REHEARSAL SPACE, 155 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,529 WE DIDN'T REQUEST AN IDIOT IN A TRACK SUIT 156 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,431 AND WHISTLE NOISES. 157 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,532 - HUH? 158 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,501 - YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE MORE MONEY FOR THE STUDIO, SO-- 159 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,103 - IF YOU DON'T FIX THE FAN RIGHT QUICK, 160 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,706 WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW DESTRUCTIVE WE CAN GET. 161 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,578 [smashing and crashing] 162 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,847 - AND FIX IT WE CAN! 163 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,615 WHISTLE BE GONE SOON THERE, MATES. 164 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,651 WE KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO FIX THE PROBLEM. 165 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:28,055 [whistling continues] 166 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,524 WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED AGAIN? 167 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:35,596 - WHOA, YOU'RE JAMES DIAMOND FROM BIG TIME RUSH. 168 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,531 I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 169 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,532 - [laughs] 170 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:39,800 I DON'T THINK SO. 171 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,470 MANY OF MY FANS ARE WELL OVER FIVE FEET. 172 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:43,871 - CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 173 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:48,576 - WOULD YOU LIKE FUTURISTIC POSTMAN 174 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,679 OR OVEREAGER HABERDASHER? 175 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,782 - ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD SIGN THIS? 176 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,517 - ANYTHING FOR MY BIGGEST FAN. 177 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:01,622 [clears throat] 178 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:02,790 - JAMES, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME 179 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,725 HOW YOU GOT TO BE SO AWESOME? 180 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,928 - WELL, I WAS TOLD NOT TO GIVE FANS ADVICE. 181 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,463 BUT I LIKE YOUR STYLE. 182 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:12,500 AWESOMENESS IS 15% TAN, 183 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,602 40% GOOD ATTITUDE, 20% BAD ATTITUDE, 184 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,638 AND 50% IMPORTED HAIR CARE PRODUCTS. 185 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,507 - THAT'S 125%. 186 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,574 - YOU BET IT IS. 187 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,243 - I WOULD LOVE TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. 188 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,779 - WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU GO GET US SOME LOW-FAT SOY SHAKES, 189 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,816 AND I GIVE YOU MORE TIPS ON BEING AWESOME? 190 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,751 - YOU GOT IT, MR. DIAMOND. 191 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,489 - BE CAREFUL OF FANS. 192 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,157 IT COMES FROM THE WORD "FANATIC," 193 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,759 AS IN, "NUT JOB." 194 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,927 - I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 195 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,495 YOU HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON ME, 196 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,496 AND YOU'RE JEALOUS 197 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,565 OF MY NEW BIGGEST FAN. 198 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,499 - I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU. 199 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,267 I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU'RE 30% IGNORANT, 200 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,570 30% ARROGANT, 201 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:50,571 AND 40% IDIOT. 202 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,506 SO BE CAREFUL OF FANS. 203 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,710 - SHE SO HAS A GIANT CRUSH ON ME. 204 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,246 - OKAY, SO JENNY'S DREAM 205 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,814 IS TO BECOME A LEAD SINGER OF A BAND. 206 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:04,051 - AND L.A .IS FULL OF BANDS LOOKING FOR LEAD SINGERS. 207 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,053 - YEAH, THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. 208 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,721 SHE CAN'T SING! 209 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,590 DO YOU REMEMBER FRESHMEN CHOIR? 210 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:13,293 - * AND BIRDS WILL FLY! 211 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,930 crash! 212 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,298 - RIGHT, SO JUST NEED TO FIND 213 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,734 A BAND WHO'S LOOKING FOR A HORRIBLE SINGER, 214 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,202 WHO MAY HAVE BEEN SENT FROM VOLTRAZ 215 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,203 TO DESTROY THE EARTH. 216 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,204 crash! 217 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:27,608 - WHOA! 218 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,943 - THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN I MAKE TOAST. 219 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,044 CAN I MAKE YOU SOME? 220 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,212 - WE'RE GOOD. - WE'RE FINE. 221 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,548 - IT'S SO EXCITING BEING IN L.A. 222 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:35,649 AND BEING NEIGHBORS. 223 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,984 AW. 224 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,919 OH, AND NOW WE HAVE CONNECTING ROOMS! 225 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:43,223 [sighs] 226 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,257 - SHE'S GONNA KILL US! 227 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,159 - NOT IF WE KILL HER FIRST. 228 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,795 - NOBODY IS KILLING ANYONE. 229 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,196 WE CAN DO THIS. 230 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,632 WE NEVER BREAK A PROMISE. 231 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,833 SO STOP PROMISING STUFF! 232 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,234 - GET RID OF IT. 233 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,569 YOUR FRIEND HAS BEEN HERE 234 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,871 FOR TWO HOURS, AND SO FAR 235 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,740 HAS TRASHED AN ELEVATOR, 236 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,341 BROKEN A WATER MAIN, RUINED MY FAVORITE PEN, 237 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,677 AND STARTED TWO FIRES. 238 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,678 - WHAT? 239 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:08,716 [sirens blaring] 240 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,183 - MAKE THAT THREE FIRES. 241 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,184 - WHAT? 242 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,221 [sirens wailing] 243 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:17,658 - AWESOMENESS TAKES PERSPIRATION AND INSPIRATION, 244 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,027 WHICH IS WHY I ALWAYS WORK OUT 245 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,930 IN FRONT OF MY HEROES. 246 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,632 - I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 247 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,202 - WHEW! 248 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,271 ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S OFF TO THE SALON 249 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,740 TO GET MY NUMBER ONE FAN 250 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,642 HIS OWN PERSONAL HAIR CARE SYSTEM. 251 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,576 - WOW! MY OWN SYSTEM! 252 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:42,983 - I'M TELLING YOU, 253 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,084 THERE'S SOMETHING NOT RIGHT 254 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,686 IN THAT KID'S HEAD. 255 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,655 TRUST ME. I HAVE AN EYE FOR THESE THINGS. 256 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,056 - OH, YEAH? 257 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,123 WHAT DO YOU SEE ABOUT ME? 258 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,626 BESIDES GREAT MUSCLE TONE. 259 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,663 - YOU'RE TOO TRUSTING, 260 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,364 AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 261 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,767 SUPER FAN IS SMACKING YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD 262 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,068 WITH A FRYING PAN 263 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,302 AND STEALING YOUR IDENTITY. 264 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,272 - OR, YOUR CRUSH HAS GOTTEN BIGGER ON ME, 265 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,406 AND NOW YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME. 266 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,642 - I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU! 267 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:11,011 - KATIE, YOUR WORDS DO SAY "NO," 268 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,680 BUT YOUR EYES SAY-- 269 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,947 FLAVEN! 270 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,651 - WHY DO I HAVE TO GO IN THE DUCTS? 271 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:18,952 - BECAUSE YOU FIT! 272 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:23,657 NOW DISCONNECT THE BOBBIN FROM THE STATOR-- 273 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,158 - IN ENGLISH! 274 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,694 - I CAN'T READ MANUALS! 275 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,996 JUST HIT IT WITH THE WRENCH A FEW TIMES. 276 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,063 [metallic clanging] 277 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,099 [explosion, screaming] 278 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,934 WHOA! 279 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,169 - OH. 280 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,072 WELL, THE WHISTLE'S GONE! 281 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:42,409 - BUT NOW MY STUDIO IS A WIND TUNNEL! 282 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,278 [wind roaring] 283 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,747 - NO, NO, NO. 284 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,315 DON'T WORRY. 285 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,450 WE KNOW SOMEONE THAT CAN READ MANUALS AND FIX STUFF 286 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,452 AND IS REALLY, REALLY SMART. 287 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,756 [wind roaring] 288 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,362 CALL LOGAN. 289 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,032 - GOT IT. 290 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:08,335 - SO YOU GUYS WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT MY DREAMS? 291 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,303 [phone beeping] 292 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,239 - YES! 293 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,107 GUSTAVO NEEDS ME. 294 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,475 I GOT TO GO. 295 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,811 BYE, JENNY! 296 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:18,879 GOOD LUCK. 297 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:30,991 - JENNY, SOMETIMES DREAMS CHANGE. 298 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,360 WE WANTED TO BE PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY PLAYERS, 299 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,427 AND NOW WE'RE SINGERS. 300 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,229 - YOU WANT TO BE A SINGER, 301 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,931 BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 302 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,333 WHO BLOWS UP BUILDINGS WHEN THEY NEED TO MAKE NEW ONES. 303 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,435 - BUT, GUYS, I'M A MUCH BETTER SINGER NOW. 304 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,137 I'VE BEEN TAKING LESSONS. 305 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,138 WANT TO HEAR? 306 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,975 - UH, SURE. 307 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,010 - JUST GIVE US ONE SECOND. 308 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,049 together: GO AHEAD. 309 00:11:56,083 --> 00:12:01,321 - * WHOA, OH, OH, OH 310 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:06,459 * I'M GONNA SHINE FOR YOU 311 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:10,430 * AH, OOH, OOH 312 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,065 - YOU'RE AMAZING! 313 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,533 - TOLD YOU WE'D MAKE YOU A STAR! 314 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,971 - YES! - YEAH! 315 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,106 - EASY, JENNY! 316 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:22,943 [screaming] 317 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,178 [all coughing] 318 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,246 - SORRY. 319 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,247 - [groans] 320 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,424 - WE CAN FIX THAT. 321 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,259 - COME ON. 322 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:43,463 - [screaming] 323 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,565 - OKAY, LET'S LOOK AT THE PALMWOODS' MESSAGE BOARD 324 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,302 TO FIND YOU A BAND. 325 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,438 - GUITARIST LOOKING FOR FEMALE VOCALIST 326 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,106 TO ACCOMPANY HIM ON CANADIAN TOUR. 327 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,308 - I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO CANADA! 328 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,577 - AND WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO TO CANADA. 329 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,480 CALL. 330 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:04,317 - HELLO, I'M CALLING ABOUT YOUR AD FOR A FEMALE VOCALIST. 331 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,819 - YOU DON'T SOUND FEMALE, DUDE. 332 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,454 - GUITAR DUDE? 333 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,390 - I'VE BEEN SAVING UP FOR THIS VAN FOR, LIKE, THREE YEARS 334 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:14,194 AND I CAN FINALLY GO ON TOUR! 335 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,897 - WILL YOU COME SEE US IN CONCERT? 336 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,898 - WE PROMISE. 337 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:18,932 - WE'LL TRY. 338 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,504 - I'M A SINGER! 339 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,908 - CANADA, HERE WE COME! 340 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,476 NO, NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT! 341 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,878 [brakes squeal] 342 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,346 [crashing] 343 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,282 together: SO CLOSE. 344 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,917 - OH, LOGAN! GREAT, YOU'RE HERE. 345 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,986 - YEAH, AM I SINGING A NEW SONG? 346 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,020 - CLOSE. 347 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,026 - WHOA. 348 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,895 - OY! 349 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,430 ARE YOU THE FAN FIX-IT BLOKE? 350 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,504 - YEP. 351 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,974 [groovy music] 352 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,411 - COMB! 353 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,445 SPRAY! 354 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,882 MIRROR! 355 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,050 NOT FRYING PAN, DUDE. 356 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,886 MIRROR. 357 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,222 clang! 358 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,027 [screaming] 359 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,628 - I CANNOT BELIEVE 360 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,296 THAT WE FORGOT ABOUT THE HOLE. 361 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,965 - THAT IS IT! 362 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,399 EITHER SHE'S OUT TODAY, ON YOU'RE OUT. 363 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,235 - WELL, YOU CAN'T KICK US OUT, 364 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,438 BECAUSE WE HAVE THE LEASE THING--STUFF. 365 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,940 - YEAH. 366 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,409 - WELL, I'VE HIRED A LAWYER TO BREAK YOUR LEASE 367 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,979 AND THUG TO THROW YOU OUT! 368 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,348 IRONICALLY, THE HUGE GUY 369 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,117 IS THE LAWYER. 370 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,485 [both shout] 371 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,254 - WE PROMISED WE WOULD HELP MAKE HER A SINGER 372 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,456 - BREAK YOUR PROMISE. 373 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,691 OR... 374 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,230 - SO, GUYS, WHAT'S NEXT? 375 00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,700 - UH, JENNY. 376 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,270 WE, UM. 377 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,938 KENDELL? 378 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,506 - UH, JENNY... 379 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,508 THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH ELSE WE CAN DO TO HELP YOU. 380 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,979 together: WE'RE REALLY SORRY. 381 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,113 - OH. 382 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,681 I UNDERSTAND. 383 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:19,386 BUT YOU WERE SO GREAT TRYING TO HELP OUT A FRIEND 384 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:23,056 WHO SHOULD PROBABLY TO BACK TO MINNESOTA. 385 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,399 - WHY DO I FEEL LIKE 386 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,334 I'VE BEEN SLAMMED INTO THE BOARDS 19 TIMES? 387 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,203 - 'CAUSE WHEN YOU BREAK A PROMISE, 388 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:40,173 YOU CAN ALSO BREAK A HEART. 389 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,675 - OOOH, BUMMING, SADNESS. 390 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,477 TALK TO ME. 391 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,513 - I PROMISED A FRIEND THAT WE'D HELP HER BECOME A SINGER, 392 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,015 WHICH I WILL NEVER DO AGAIN. 393 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,449 - AND SHE'S REALLY ACCIDENT PRONE, 394 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,218 SHE ALMOST KILLED US, 395 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,619 AND WE REALLY JUST WANT TO FIND HER A SINGING JOB. 396 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,055 - PREFERABLY ON ANOTHER CONTINENT. 397 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,456 - OH, WELL HAVE YOU TRIED 398 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,125 CALLING ANY INTERNATIONAL AGENTS? 399 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,226 together: INTERNATIONAL--WHA? 400 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,494 - YEAH, THERE'S A HUGE DEMAND FOR AMERICAN TALENT 401 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,263 ALL OVER THE WORLD. 402 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,765 [operatic singing] 403 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,000 [joyful gasping] 404 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,401 WE'RE AN ENTERTAINING PEOPLE. 405 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,569 - YOU GET THE AGENT CARDS. 406 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:10,537 I'LL GET JENNY. 407 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,239 - MOVE! 408 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,540 [panting] 409 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,408 [screaming] 410 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,213 - YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS! 411 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,115 AND WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH? 412 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,784 - I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PLACE IN BIG TIME RUSH. 413 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,587 WE TOUR THE WORLD, AND I GO SOLO, 414 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,457 START A MOVIE CAREER, MARRY A SUPER HOT MODEL, 415 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,793 BUY A YACHT AND CALL IT THE S.S. AWESOME. 416 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,428 - THAT'S MY PLAN! 417 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,764 WAIT, THEY'RE GONNA ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. 418 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,532 HA! 419 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,234 - NOT AFTER THEY READ THIS LETTER YOU SIGNED 420 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,535 WHICH SAYS YOU'RE OFF TO ANTARCTICA 421 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:43,670 TO SAVE THE CARIBOU. 422 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,039 - I'M THREE FEET TALLER THAN YOU! 423 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,440 - I'M GONNA WEAR A LOT OF SOCKS. 424 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,409 - DARN, I TAUGHT YOU WELL. 425 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,312 - * I WANNA BE FAMOUS 426 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,281 - HEY, GET BACK HERE! 427 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:59,186 THEY HAVEN'T INVENTED A DOG CAGE THAT CAN HOLD JAMES DIAMOND! 428 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,122 OOH, BISCUITS. 429 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,490 - HELLO, JENNY TINKLER. 430 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,491 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 431 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,459 HI, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING THIS EVENING. 432 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,796 JENNY TINKLER. ENJOY THE SHOW. 433 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:13,300 - OKAY, SO SINCE YOU'RE A BIT ACCIDENT PRONE, 434 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,368 AND WE'D PUTTING L.A. IN DANGER BY TAKING YOU 435 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,669 TO SEE THE INTERNATIONAL AGENTS... 436 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,373 - WE'RE BRINGING THE INTERNATIONAL AGENTS TO YOU. 437 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,742 - AND YOU'RE SURE THIS BUBBLE WRAP LOOK 438 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,511 IS THE HOTTEST THING IN EUROPE? 439 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,113 together: YES. 440 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,481 - REMEMBER, DO IT JUST LIKE WE REHEARSED. 441 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,282 - RIGHT! 442 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,651 JUST SING, AND DON'T TOUCH A THING. 443 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,120 - BREAK A LEG. 444 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,454 NO, DON'T BREAK A LEG. 445 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,689 - DON'T BREAK ANYTHING. 446 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,334 [both muttering] 447 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,701 [off-tune chord] 448 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,837 - AND FINALLY, AN EXPLOSION AT THE FAMOUS PALMWOODS 449 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,374 HAS HOSPITALIZED HOLLYWOOD'S TOP INTERNATIONAL AGENTS. 450 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,410 THIS NEWS HAS SENT GLOBAL STOCK MARKETS PLUMMETING 451 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,546 ON FEARS OF A SHORTAGE OF AMERICAN NIGHT CLUB 452 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:04,551 TALENT OVERSEAS, SINCE WE ARE SUCH AN ENTERTAINING PEOPLE. 453 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,819 - WHERE'S JAMES? 454 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,389 - YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. 455 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,225 AND I KNOW YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. 456 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,426 - I MEANT THE REAL JAMES. 457 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,562 THIS IS PRIME SUN TANNING TIME, 458 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,364 AND JAMES SHOULD BE IN HIS FAVORITE CHAIR 459 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,231 DESTROYING SKIN CELLS. 460 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,434 - IT'S ALL IN THIS LETTER JAMES SIGNED 461 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:25,538 WHICH SAYS HE'S GOING TO ANTARCTICA TO SAVE THE CARIBOU. 462 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,442 - FIRST OFF, THERE ARE NO CARIBOU IN ANTARCTICA. 463 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,443 AND, SECOND, 464 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,511 TELL ME WHERE JAMES IS, 465 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,545 YOU LITTLE FREAK. 466 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,848 - I'M JAMES NOW. 467 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,252 GET USED TO IT, 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. 468 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,220 - OW, OW, OW! 469 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,221 HE'S IN THE BASEMENT. 470 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,556 HE'S IN THE BASEMENT, HE'S IN THE BASEMENT! 471 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,625 - THANK YOU, KATIE. 472 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,160 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 473 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:50,597 HE WAS SO TINY AND EVIL! 474 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,332 AND IF THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, 475 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,333 LET ME KNOW. 476 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,169 - ACTUALLY-- 477 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,404 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 478 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,838 - [chuckles] 479 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,741 ANYTHING FOR MY BIGGEST FAN. 480 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,310 - GREAT! 481 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,477 YOU JUST AGREED TO LET ME BE YOUR MANAGER 482 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,778 WHEN YOU GO SOLO, 483 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,180 ENDORSE A LINE OF HAIR CARE PRODUCTS 484 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,181 TO BE DEVELOPED LATER, 485 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,949 AND SWEAR THAT I DON'T, 486 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,220 NOR HAVE I EVER, HAD A CRUSH ON YOU. 487 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,727 - I'VE GOT TO STOP SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS. 488 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,196 - AH, NO! 489 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,332 WHOA, WHOA! 490 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,834 - YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY THROWN OUT OF THE PALMWOODS. 491 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,938 I NEVER WANT TO SEE HER HERE AGAIN. 492 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,172 HAVE A PALMWOODS DAY! 493 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,642 - NO, NO, NO. 494 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,444 - MY DREAMS ARE CRUSHED, 495 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,646 SO NOW I'LL SLEEP ON THE STREETS. 496 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,248 - WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD. 497 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,284 - NOBODY IS SLEEPING ON THE STREETS TONIGHT. 498 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,386 YOU CAN CRASH AT ROCQUE RECORDS. 499 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,521 - BY "CRASH," HE MEANS "SLEEP." 500 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,356 - IS THAT A DOG BISCUIT? 501 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,990 - YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY QUITE TASTY. 502 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,792 - IS THAT BACON AND CHEESE? 503 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,465 [wind roaring] 504 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,634 - ALL RIGHT, I'VE BOOSTED THE POWER OFF THE MAIN GRID, 505 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,571 WHICH SHOULD CREATE A REVERSE THRUST 506 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,506 FROM THE BUILDING'S PRIMARY FAN, 507 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,507 WHICH WILL THEN-- 508 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,775 - JUST PUSH THE BUTTON! 509 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,010 - OKAY. 510 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,247 [electronic noises] 511 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,817 IT'S A LITTLE BIT SENSITIVE. 512 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,686 - THAT'S IT! 513 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:25,458 NOW IT'S TIME TO FIX THAT FAN DEATH SMASH STYLE! 514 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,371 - WHOA, WHAT'S GOING ON? 515 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,506 WHAT'S GOING ON? 516 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,574 [wind howling] 517 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,975 SHUT IT OFF! 518 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,580 SHUT IT OFF! 519 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,915 SHUT IT OFF! 520 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,719 - [screaming] 521 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,555 - I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU! 522 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,458 [all screaming] 523 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,426 [crashing] 524 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,462 [cat screeches] 525 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,767 [screaming] 526 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,537 - [laughing] IT WORKED! 527 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,573 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT! 528 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,007 WE DID IT, WE DID IT, WE DID IT! 529 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,008 together: OY! 530 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,545 [all groan] 531 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,415 all: PLEASE KILL US GENTLY. 532 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,584 - EH, WE HATED JOHNNY. 533 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,754 HE MADE ME SMASH GUITARS. 534 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,021 - [American accent] 535 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,723 HE MADE ME SPEAK WITH A BRITISH ACCENT. 536 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,492 - BUT WITHOUT HIM I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL 537 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,526 THE EUROPEAN TOUR. 538 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,862 UNLESS AN AMAZING LEAD SINGER 539 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,731 WHO'S SUPER DESTRUCTIVE JUST FALLS FROM THE SKY. 540 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,968 [crashing] 541 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,038 - SORRY. 542 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,574 - JENNY, ARE YOU OKAY? 543 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,476 - IS SHE OKAY? 544 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,643 SHE'S AMAZING! 545 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,512 all: QUICK, JENNY, SING! 546 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,847 - * I'VE BEEN FALLING THROUGH THE ROOF * 547 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:58,050 * I JUST FELL DOWN FROM THE ROOF * 548 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,586 * WHOA! 549 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,953 - YOU KNOW, 550 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,556 SHE CAN HELP US GET THAT YOUNGER AUDIENCE 551 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:04,357 WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 552 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:07,360 together: WELCOME TO DEATH SMASH! 553 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,863 [all cheering] 554 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:11,831 - NO, JENNY! 555 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,366 - HEY, HEY, HEY! 556 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,134 - COME ON, JENNY, LET'S GO GET PERMISSION 557 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,135 FROM YOUR MUM. 558 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,372 - [laughing] 559 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:24,511 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS STORY IS WRAPPING UP QUITE NICELY. 560 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:27,814 - AND I WILL NEVER, EVER OVER-PROMISE AGAIN. 561 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,081 I PROMISE. 562 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:32,985 - [sad tuba playing] 563 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,554 all: BUDDY SIMMONS? 564 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:35,588 - HEY, GUYS! 565 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,123 CARLOS PROMISED ME HE'D HELP 566 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,358 WITH MY DREAM OF BECOMING A FAMOUS JAZZ TUBA PLAYER. 567 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,496 - HE SAID HE WAS OUR BIGGEST FAN. 568 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:47,567 - [playing Uh-Oh! on tuba] 569 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,040 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 570 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:57,577 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 571 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,579 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 572 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,614 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 573 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:04,451 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 574 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:05,452 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 575 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,520 - * HEY, HEY 576 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,589 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 577 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,424 - * HEY, HEY 578 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,426 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH 579 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,194 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 580 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,430 * UH-OH, UH-OH 581 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,898 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 582 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,434 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 583 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:25,472 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 584 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,708 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 585 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:33,613 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME *